House Panel Set to Announce That No "Collusion" With RUSSIA Occurred in Election, and Issue Report



By the way, even Saturday Night Live is gently preparing its viewers for the fact that there was no RUSSIAN collusion in the election. (At least not on Trump's side.)

That sketch isn't funny -- nothing on SNL is -- but it is telling that even SNL knows What Time It Is, but the NeverTrumpers do not.

I was saying recently that a lot of NeverTrumpers are like soft 9/11 Truthers in this regard -- they like the pose of "Just Asking Questions" without being specific about what details of the conspiracy theory they believe are likely, or not likely. They float things without offering opinions -- something the Soft Truthers would do. They wouldn't quite commit to any particular theory, but they would indulge in fanning the flames of conspiracy.

Since NeverTrumpers like to point out hypocrisies -- would they have permitted any Soft Truthers to dabble in conspiracy theories, keeping open the possibility that "maybe Bush knew something," pushing that sort of idea without explaining precisely what they personally believed? Without personally committing to a version of reality, or at least their best guess as to it?

Why are the NeverTrumpers permitting themselves to indulge in this Soft Trutherism on Russia?

Dave Reaboi kind of got into this area of questioning on Twitter, and I am not at all surprised that the Soft Election Truthers he's referring to chose to clarify their positions.

Here's one question: if Trump and Russia agreed to "collude," and our intelligence agencies decided it was "likely" that Hillary's secret serve had been hacked by hostile foreign powers (like: Russia), why did Russia never follow through on its part of the deal and release those emails?

What were the precise terms of the "collusion" the NeverTrumpers clinging to this conspiracy theory believe were in operation, and which of them do they believe the respective parties delivered on?

Details, conspiracy theorists. Not just vague insinuations. Details as to what you believe, and what you don't believe.

So anyway, Saturday Night Live has broken the bad news to its fans that there wasn't any "collusion" and they should prepare themselves for great disappointment.

When will Bill Kristol and the various members of the Twitter #SmartSet Sewing Circle do likewise?

Or are we going to continue insisting that it's an open question whether or not fire can melt steel?

I was going to include Weekly Standard on that list -- and really, I still should -- but somehow they permitted this article by Eric Felten to get by #TheGatekeepers so for the moment I'll give them a pass. Maybe the Weekly Standard is beginning to cushion the blow of reality for the True Believers too.

Update: On Special Report, Jonah Goldberg emphasized the positive by claiming the big news from the report is that it vindicates the intel agencies' finding that Russia "interfered" in our election. Mollie Hemingway then told him it also knocks down the "Washington consensus" that Trump was a traitor who colluded with Russia.

At this point, Jonah became visibly angry as he defended the "Washington consensus," as if he were a card-carrying member of it, and essentially defended both the liberal media (such as CNN) and his NeverTrump fellow travelers by claiming that Russia/Trump collusion had never, ever, ever been part of the "Washington consensus." I guess this means, "So I have nothing to apologize for, nor do my palz at CNN."

Mollie then pointed out that if he and the "Washington consensus" of which he seems so proud and so defensive had not been believers in the collusion narrative, maybe they could have made that clear by explicitly writing what they believed and what they did not believe to be the truth.

You know, like paid "pundits" are supposed to do -- tell us what they actually think, instead of Just Asking Questions.

A visibly flustered Jonah was left sputtering and muttering, pretty much, that his swell palz in the Washington Consensus are right about everything, always.

These guys claim to be Truth Tellers but won't tell us what they really think about the most important political controversies of the day, but only talk around them and insinuate things?

Then what is the fucking point of you?

Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM




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1 Mueller keeps his job though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:23 PM (rBnYq)

2 Nothing less than nuclear war with Russia will suffice!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:25 PM (4ErVI)

3 Oh-law!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2018 06:26 PM (6n332)

4 So I take it the democrat minority on the panel will be issuing their own separate report that insists there's totes evidence of collusion but the republicans are covering it up to protect evil, awful Trump?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)

5 Mollie really, really needs to wear a black leather outfit when she's spanking Jonah (and I like Jonah).

Mollie: "See, Megan, this is how it's done."

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

6 "Consensus" is a popular word for folks who let politics override their common sense and intelligence.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (ppaKI)

7 You forgot the link to Mollie and Jonah. Had to DuckDuckGo it.

Posted by: George LeS at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (+TcCF)

8 Every liberal and Never Trumper (BIRM) I've heard interviewed all trot out the same old line. The Russians interfered!!111!1 Well knock me over with a feather! They've only been interfering in our elections since the 1920's. What else is new? And it's only making the news now after the better part of a century?

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (gEvQ8)

9 4
So I take it the democrat minority on the panel will be issuing their
own separate report that insists there's totes evidence of collusion but
the republicans are covering it up to protect evil, awful Trump?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


Death and taxes are whimsical, unpredictable flibbertigibbets by comparison.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

10 I've got a "soft truther" right here, just in case they want to see one in the wild.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (EaQ6/)

11 Fire Mueller now.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (EoRCO)

12 And, btw, I couldn't find it.

Posted by: George LeS at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (+TcCF)

13 So are we doing NOOD anymore? I mean, should I go call it or not?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (U+v0Q)

14 reposting from the other thread. . .

ace, You are the media, stop with CNN already. Here is the future news today. As always you are over the target. Almost found it.

https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/
hpsci_russia_investigation_one_page_summary.pdf

[delete space to get full link. and please don't post long links in the comments, it blows the margins. use tinyurl to get a short link -- ace]

House Report, read closely:

Highlights for those missing the real point.

Investigated:
"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"

Findings:
"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above)

Recommendations:
"Election security, including protecting VOTE TALLIES"

Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (iVJsK)

15 Also, I think SNL was the first to know.

They were tipped off.

Thus, their skit.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (U+v0Q)

16 >>>You forgot the link to Mollie and Jonah. Had to DuckDuckGo it.

it happened 20 minutes ago. There's already a vid clip of it up?

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (8rNrN)

17 If I was the Russian "opposition" (yeah, right! commit suicide much?!) in the March 18th elections over there, I might try to say that the USA was responsible for all of their woes. And rightly so! By God!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (EaQ6/)

18 >>>Mueller keeps his job though.


Damn it, surely Trump has done SOMETHING I can bust him for. What's that porn whore's name again?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (ppaKI)

19 BUT WHERE DO I GO TO GET MY REPUTATION BACK, SENATORS???

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (Mouru)

20 All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (iVJsK)

And I ask again -- did you spend a great deal of your childhood with your head in a plastic bag?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (lhV5b)

21 Investigated:

"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"



Findings:

"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy
between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above)

A missing proper noun is missing from that second sentence, and is seemingly rather important.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (gEvQ8)

22 Saturday Night Live honestly has not been funny since Samurai Delicatessen.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (O033+)

23 I lost a lot of respect for Jonah Goldberg and his pals when he punked out on Derbyshire.

Posted by: Parker at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (MFwf8)

24 Tell this to MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (5OEn4)

25 MFM spin on this to be:


1) Ignore it.


2) Call it partisan, done by Trump loyalists seeking to undermine Mueller's investigation into Trump-Russian collusion.


3) Ignore it.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (LpbzJ)

26 Now I am confused. I thought the Washington Consensus was that Russia did interfere in the election and that was why we needed an independent investigator, but now Goldbern is saying that Washington did not have a consensus and that was why we needed an independent investigation.


Is this pain in my neck from whiplash? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (roQNm)

27 jonah just joined the #MeToo movement

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (8rNrN)

28 So we get the official report on what we already knew: this whole thing was total bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

29 "Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

30 "Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)



He may have caught something nasty from Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Mouru)

31 Honestly, folks, this means nothing. The Dems will dismiss it as a partisan coverup. It isn't like this whole thing was fact driven to begin with.

Status quo:
[X] Maintained
[ ] Not maintained

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

32 Did our Attorney General go to the beach, or what? If anyone has something on boss, it's that weasel. Else, why does he still have a job?! Was it Donald that threw Bill down the steps and broke his kneecap, is that it?

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (EaQ6/)

33 "Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?

===

Peer Pressure

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (roQNm)

34 Wait -- not as it seems? Are you referring to the omission of Clinton? Because your refusal to actually make a point led me to believe you were trying to distinguish between "links" and "collusion, coordination or conspiracy".

If I misunderstood you, I apologize for questioning your brain health, and ask only that you try to make a clear point, rather than trying something that sounds like it csme from Bill Wynn's Daily Devotional.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (lhV5b)

35 Last week's programming:

80% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
20% STORMY DANIELS

Next week's programming:

20% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
80% STORMY DANIELS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)

36 collusion and dossier

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says collusion and dossier... at March 12, 2018 07:26 PM (Tyii7)

37 The millions of dollars poured into this has enriched the economy of DC so it wasn't all a waste.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7)

38 Jonah Cuckberg?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (S6Pax)

39 Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)

40 I hesitate to comment until Adam Schiff weighs in.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

41 Let's just pretend that Trump & Putin colluded to steal the election for Trump. What did Putin expect to get out of the deal? It's been a year & nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin. One would think that if Trump has reneged, then Putin would spill the beans to get even with Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)

42 *BOOM*

Posted by: Egg McMuffin's head at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (IkIB1)

43 Fire can't melt steel. We have no steel to melt.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (EaQ6/)

44 Goldberg is giving mansplaining a bad name!

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (PvCxa)

45 I hesitate to comment until Adam Schiff weighs in.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)



The wisest will wait to hear from The Parkland Kids too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (Mouru)

46 Then what is the fucking point of you?
--------------

To fashion and shape public opinion/voting, natch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (cp1if)

47 >>> Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well

wow.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (8rNrN)

48 >>>Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well


Impossible - the statue of limitations hasn't expired yet.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (ppaKI)

49 Last week's programming:

80% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
20% STORMY DANIELS

Next week's programming:

20% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
80% STORMY DANIELS


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)
...........

Less spies, more boobehs. I guess we'll have to call that progress.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

50 >>>44 Goldberg is giving mansplaining a bad name!


dude mollie hemingway mansplained to him and he got so intimidated he didn't ask for a raise

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (8rNrN)

51 >>>>>So I take it the democrat minority on the panel will
be issuing their own separate report that insists there's totes
evidence of collusion but the republicans are covering it up to protect
evil, awful Trump?



Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey a.
.
.
.Yep, but they won't be able to produce the evidence because of National Security and unmasking FBI sources.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (+Dllb)

52 It's been a year & nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin. One would think that if Trump has reneged, then Putin would spill the beans to get even with Trump.


Oh there you go again with all your fancy logic and facts and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (Mouru)

53 What did Putin expect to get out of the deal? It's been a year & nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin. One would think that if Trump has reneged, then Putin would spill the beans to get even with Trump.
Posted by: josephistan

Have you ever seen Stormy Daniels and Vladimir Putin in the same room?

No, and I'll tell you why, right after this commercial message.

Posted by: Converging memes at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (S6Pax)

54 Jonah is getting hairy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (IqV8l)

55 "It's been a year & nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."

Trump let US troops go free-fire on Russian proxies that included some of Pootie's best troops. You'd think that alone would have caused a rift.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (lhV5b)

56 Wait -- not as it seems? Are you referring to the omission of Clinton?

Kind of a glaring omission isn't it?

Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (iVJsK)

57 I will comment on this as soon as the Congressional barber fishes shaving my neck. Should be sometime next week.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (Tyii7)

58 Sara Carter sat on Hannity? Damn. That's the one time I ever wished I still had DirecTV.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

59 Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)


Sara Carter should not be sitting on Sean Hannity. I mean, it is his show.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U+v0Q)

60 jonah got Vanned

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (8rNrN)

61 And now we must Segway, or maybe careen, into the next attack... Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Vincent at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (KAvgg)

62 So ...
congress is set to release a bipartisan consensus report?

Does that me we can move on to more important things?

What is next on the list?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (roQNm)

63
30 "Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)


He may have caught something nasty from Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Mouru)


Never, ever stick little richard in crazy.

Posted by: cornbred at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (R16B6)

64 >>> Jonah is getting hairy.

is he?

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (8rNrN)

65 Mollie then pointed out that if he and the "Washington consensus" of which he seems so proud and so defensive had not been believers in the collusion narrative, maybe they could have made that clear by explicitly writing what they believed and what they did not believe to be the truth.


If anyone's looking for Claherty, he's passed out in a stall in the ladies room.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (GdWl+)

66 >>>Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well

----

What part of Hannity did she sit on?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)

67 Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?

===

Peer Pressure

Posted by: Skandia Recluse


160 pounds of lobster and three gallons of martinis at Washington shindigs, every week of the Obama administration.

Most of it visibly hanging off his bones.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (O033+)

68 I'm conflicted on whether the MSM should stop implying that "any day now we are going to bring the Trump admin down" Sure all that lying is bad, but with Trump exposing them as the liars and clowns they are do we want them to be able to act sane and do all the covert mischief of the past vs this overt crap that is easier to see through?

Plus I'm not sure I want all the unhinged lunatic fringes that the Dems have cobbled into a coalition to realize that Mueller, or a Stormy tell all, or whatever is not going to ride in and remove Trump from office. Yes they are lunatics and probably easy to defeat but they could destroy a lot of lives before the good guys realized the fight had started.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (eASYU)

69
milliseconds too late. If only I had skipped spell check.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (roQNm)

70
These guys claim to be Truth Tellers but won't tell us what they really think about the most important political controversies of the day, but only talk around them and insinuate things?



It's nuanced, Morlock.

Posted by: The Expert Tom Nichols at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)

71 "And now we must Segway, or maybe careen, into the next attack... Stormy Daniels"

She should sit on Hannity too.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)

72 I loves me some insinuation. It feels so good. And bests of all, it be free.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (EaQ6/)

73 It's like Jonah totally forgot how he made his bones. It's like DC does bad things to people.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (jHrzU)

74 Kind of a glaring omission isn't it?

Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (iVJsK)

I thought so, but I may have had some difficulties making it clear. Oh well.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (gEvQ8)

75 "Kind of a glaring omission isn't it?"

No, not these days. Again, try for clarity. Your original comments -- along with your nick -- sounded way too much like a Truther wrote it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (lhV5b)

76 Sarah, you're a great American but please get off of me. I can't breathe.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

77 >>>It's like Jonah totally forgot how he made his bones.

Nepotism?

Lot of that going round.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (8rNrN)

78
"Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?
Posted by: rickl



Jonah loves books, but the real world, where actions are taken, is icky.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (EzdLW)

79
The Harlem Globetrotters always beat the Washington Consensus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

80 This is a legal travesty of epic proportions which violations the Thirtieth Amendment and the laws of nature. It will soon be rectified by the imminent return of my Lord and Savior Barack Obama.


Posted by: David Hogg - Expert at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IkIB1)

81 Trump let US troops go free-fire on Russian proxies that included some of Pootie's best troops. You'd think that alone would have caused a rift.
Posted by: Rob Crawford


Well it certainly wasn't jaw-jaw and it edged right up to war-war. Let's put some Folger's Coffee Crystals in place of Vladimir's nukes and see what happens.

Posted by: Converging memes at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

82 >>Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well

That would be James Clapper leaking to Jake Clapper.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

83 What part of Hannity did she sit on?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........

Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)

84 59 Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)


Sara Carter should not be sitting on Sean Hannity. I mean, it is his show.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U+v0Q)

She can sit on me.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

85 PBUH

Posted by: David Hogg - Expert at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IkIB1)

86 "Sara Carter just sit on Hannity that there will be names of intelligence officials who leaked in this report as well "


Initial Findings in Report:
"Problematic contacts between senior Intelligence Community officials and the media."

Buckle up. Should be required reading. Really think through the implications of each and every item outlined in there and then sit back and enjoy what is to come.

Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (iVJsK)

87 Hey! You can*t get laid or invited to fancy dinner parties if you go against the Washington consensus, right Jonah?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (8Pamn)

88 Chicks can't mansplain, Ace. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (PvCxa)

89 At this point, Jonah became visibly angry as he defended the "Washington consensus," as if he was a card-carrying member of it, and essentially defended both the liberal media (such as CNN) and his NeverTrump fellow travelers by claiming that Russia/Trump collusion had never, ever, ever been part of the "Washington consensus." I guess this means, "So I have nothing to apologize for, nor do my palz at CNN."

Whhhhhaaaatttt the hell?

Jonah Goldberg himself referred to Carter Page as a wannabe Russian agent on Twitter, something which I think is actionable by Page.

Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.

That.

Goldberg and the gang of NeverTrumpers cannot bring themselves to believe that they've been wrong about how to get elected and about what Trump would do once elected. Thus, soft conspiracy theories but how dare you press them for details you Trumpkin!

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)

90 Mark my words, this has kompromat and dezinformazinya written all over it.

Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (8rNrN)

91 Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U+v0Q)
----------
In Hannity's fantasy Sara sits on him

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)

92
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."

I found it odd that last week during the dust up over the steel tariff no one mentioned that it would seriously hurt Russian steel production.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

93 I just don't know what is going to happen to our economy if half of the population wakes up tomorrow and finds out that Vlad didn't do it! Will they take a sick-day, a vacation-day, a mental-health day, or what?! These allegations MUST be proven for them to continue to function usefully preparing our hamburgers and such.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (EaQ6/)

94 It's like Jonah totally forgot how he made his bones. It's like DC does bad things to people.
Posted by: blaster


What do you mean by that?

Posted by: Morning Joe Scarborough at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (S6Pax)

95 TGE - 'abu Barron, ' he'll be called in future years - proves once again that he is protected from On High. Every attack on him ends up destroying his enemies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)

96 "What part of Hannity did she sit on?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........

Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk."

As if. He's talking out his ass already.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (lhV5b)

97 Tapper.

I blame the bombogenesis.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

98 >>>88 Chicks can't mansplain, Ace. Everyone knows that.


depends on the chick and depends on the "man" being mansplained to

Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (8rNrN)

99 It's like Jonah totally forgot how he made his bones.

Nepotism?

Lot of that going round.



He's Rube's kid, right? I knew it!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (GdWl+)

100 What part of Hannity did she sit on?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........

Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)

LOL

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (U+v0Q)

101 Jonah should probably be careful chasing that white whale.

Posted by: Ahab at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (c9/Pc)

102 Maybe it's just me, but it appears as if the media's whipping boys are looking for new masters.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (bJ0w+)

103 Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (/tuJf)
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3 2 1 Till Under Fire posts

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (y3aQB)

104 >> It's like Jonah totally forgot how he made his bones. It's like DC does bad things to people.


Jonah is part of the DC bubble vs. that vulgar outsider Trump. He made his bones be being/staying connected. Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)

105 Goldberg and the gang of NeverTrumpers cannot bring themselves to believe that they've been wrong about how to get elected and about what Trump would do once elected. Thus, soft conspiracy theories but how dare you press them for details you Trumpkin!
Posted by: alexthechick


Looks like Jonah picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (S6Pax)

106 Posted by: Ahab at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (c9/Pc)
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don't think you can hunt yourself

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB)

107 Hillary Clinton will never be President!

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/

Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)

108 >Sara Carter just sit on Hannity
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maybe it's the old 'Hide the football' gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Zdm89)

109 I can mansplain good as any man!

Posted by: leslie jones at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (nWc4E)

110 I emailed the show once and asked, very politely, if Sean could possibly shut the fuck up and let Joe Bastardi speak since he (Joe) was saying things I actually wanted to hear.
He must not like suggestions because I never heard back.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

111 I'll reiterate my Close-to-Stalker infatuation for Mollie Hemingway.

Jonah Goldberg ate unfamiliar defecation and had to chew it slowly.

Shit-for-Breath was not ready to be undressed by a poignant, salient unraveling of his guarded vocal vomit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Ckg4U)

112 Slab of Meat Redux in India......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (EoRCO)

113 We've got to do something to protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (ppaKI)

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Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (lKs2v)

115 Russia dicked around and sowed discord.
Like we do everywhere. Like they've always done.
Meddling and discord was never the "scandal" here.
The whole "scandal" was the alleged Trump collusion.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (eKOXG)

116 >>>Jonah is part of the DC bubble vs. that vulgar outsider Trump. He made his bones be being/staying connected. Sad!

he was connected from birth via an umbilicus to Lucianne Goldberg.

He has always been a member of the Inside Party, and the Inside Party trumps the nominal political parties.

Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (8rNrN)

117 I can mansplain good as any man!
Posted by: leslie jones at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (nWc4E)
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So Milo was right?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (y3aQB)

118 Yikes you guys.

I typed that while driving in Seattle traffic!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (O033+)

119 Then what is the fucking point of you?



Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM

I'd say that little tiny needle dick of his, myself. But, YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (7UW64)

120 Sara, you're a great American. But I specifically asked you to motoboat me.

Posted by: Hannity at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)

121
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."

Yes, but Hillary would have been even tougher on Putin. Because she's tough, you see.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (JyFLk)

122 >>Hillary Clinton will never be President!





The picture of health, our would-be prezzy is.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI)

123 Sources Say Trump Used Fake Russia Collusion Scandal To Distract From Affairs With Porn Stars, Ice Cream, Diet Soda, Fish Food, White Truck, Melania High Heel Scandals

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (O5Q3r)

124 Don't expect the 'media' to mention there was no collusion between Donald Trump and Russia because they have to work hard not reporting collusion between the Clintoons and Russia. Doing media stuff is hard.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (zLDYs)

125 Chicks can't mansplain, Ace. Everyone knows that.


*rummages around in toy chest*

Gimme a sec.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (dEQP3)

126 You know that I took Stormy to the Junior-Senior prom, right? I didn't get the impression that she wanted to bring down a President. All I could see was her desire for world peace. One piece at a time.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (EaQ6/)

127 I hesitate to comment until Adam Schiff weighs in.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM

GOP chose to protect Trump over country.

Posted by: Adam Schiff-ty eyed at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (2NqXo)

128 Now, can we please quit hemorrhaging money with stupid Mueller?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (7UW64)

129 LEAVE SHARKMAN ALONE!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

130 "23 I lost a lot of respect for Jonah Goldberg and his pals when he punked out on Derbyshire."


And they've been spiraling downwards ever since.

Haven't clicked on an NRO link in years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (e11dj)

131 We are now going to witness one of the most spectacular exercises in Goalpost Moving ever attempted, as the Media, Democrats, Deep State and NeverTrump TruCon SalonHot25 types now attempt what Jonah was trying (unsuccessfully) to do - convince everyone they never meant to suggest Trump/Russia Collusion was real and would be borne out in the investigations

Posted by: DocJ at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (7bkOX)

132 >>>88 Chicks can't mansplain, Ace. Everyone knows that.

Caitlyn Jenner explaining the decathlon.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (eKOXG)

133 121
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."

Yes, but Hillary would have been even tougher on Putin. Because she's tough, you see.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (JyFLk)


By her age, and with those miles, any meat would be tough.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

134 Mansplaining 101, always finish with a final point, grab your junk, leave the room leaving a fart in the breeze. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (PvCxa)

135 Caitlyn Jenner explaining the decathlon.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (eKOXG)


NOT a chick. Freak with a dick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

136 Let Mewler continue to make a jackass of himself.

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (djCea)

137 I emailed the show once and asked, very politely, if Sean could possibly shut the fuck up and let Joe Bastardi speak since he (Joe) was saying things I actually wanted to hear.
He must not like suggestions because I never heard back.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

Well, when he got to the polite "shut the fuck up" it might have seemed less polite.

I wonder if people give him these suggestions...or bury them. I'm guessing he has staff that peruse his e-mails, and maybe don't pass it on.

I can't listen to him bcz his voice is nails on the chalkboard for me....plus his constant interrupting of people is maddening.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (U+v0Q)

138 >>>131 We are now going to witness one of the most spectacular exercises in Goalpost Moving ever attempted, as the Media, Democrats, Deep State and NeverTrump TruCon SalonHot25 types now attempt what Jonah was trying (unsuccessfully) to do - convince everyone they never meant to suggest Trump/Russia Collusion was real and would be borne out in the investigations

It was a pun. No, it was that other thing, the one that says the same thing forwards as backwards. A palindrome.

Posted by: Michael Palin from the Dead Parrot Sketch at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)

139 If I win the basketball bracket, I want Sara Carter to sit on me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)

140 By her age, and with those miles, any meat would be tough.
Posted by: tcn in AK

We have so much in common.....(hic!)

Posted by: John Boehner, a forgotten man at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (S6Pax)

141 The SNL skit is clever, I'll give 'em that. If you have ever watched a final episode of that train wreck of a show, you'd appreciate it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (wD9H7)

142 Hmmm why has the media started trying so hard to push the Stormy Daniels stuff? Out of the Russia collusion stuff, need something new.

Want to bet someone has offered her at least triple the amount of her NDA if she can talk about her "affair."

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (lKs2v)

143 113 We've got to do something to protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (ppaKI)


I didn't get a harrumph outta you!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (7UW64)

144 89
Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)


I went through that. I was a leftist when I was younger, then read Ayn Rand in my late 30s. I like to say that she demolished my core beliefs and rebuilt them on a stronger foundation.

I had to admit that I was wrong, wrong, wrong, but once I did it was very liberating.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

145 Jonah is part of the DC bubble vs. that vulgar outsider Trump. He made his bones be being/staying connected. Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)


Remember ... In American Fascism ... Jonah tried to convince everyone that Hillary would bring a kinder, gentler Socialism to us all. Hitler with a smiley face.

He's always been full of shit. One of those Republicans that ... at the end of the day ... simply refuses to see how bad things could get.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (MHKOK)

146 Is Jonah Goldbergh still a thing?

I thought he got traded for a player to be named later.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (IkIB1)

147 139 If I win the basketball bracket, I want Sara Carter to sit on me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)

Looks like you lost. Looks like you're getting Amy Carter sitting on you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)

148 well we know that well-heeled Democrats have ponied up a lot of money to induce other trump accusers....

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (8rNrN)

149
Hillary Clinton will never be President!

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)







Damn. What is it with Das Frau and losing her shoes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (eXA4G)

150 Caitlyn Jenner explaining the decathlon.


Jenner said Trump set Trans rights back 20 years. How the heck is that possible? It has only been a hot button issue for a few years, and all Trump did was back away from it.

Someone misses the spotlight. Or peer pressure from other trans.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (U+v0Q)

151 Jonah became visibly angry as he defended the "Washington consensus," as if he was a card-carrying member of it,

Pro tip -> He is.

Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (PaMwv)

152 *runs*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (89T5c)

153 Thank goodness for hashes. I wasn't sure if "Ace, the Expert" was the real Ace showing off his expertise, or if the Horde had an in-house expert on Ace.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

154 Russia/USSR has been fucking with our elections forever. Jonah is an imbecile if he didn't know this. Good thing Muller spent tens of millions of tax dollars to prove what 99% of non-retarded Americans already knew

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (wD9H7)

155 142 Hmmm why has the media started trying so hard to push the Stormy Daniels stuff? Out of the Russia collusion stuff, need something new.

Want to bet someone has offered her at least triple the amount of her NDA if she can talk about her "affair."

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (lKs2v)


Gosh, you mean someone who would sell her pooty is also likely to sell her self-respect and honesty?

How could that be?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (7UW64)

156 I'm sorry.

I think what happened last week was this: ace put up a post and withdrew it. I then went hunting for posts in draught (which I couldn't actually read) and posted something stoopid like, 'hah, found the post, firsties'. I don't remember exactly what I'd said except that it was lame and that it wasted ace / the cobs' time.

Anyway, I suppose I'm back from Camp Banhammer, having missed the game thread and the book thread :^( but that's my fault for being a tool.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (6FqZa)

157 You know, like paid "pundits" are supposed to do -- tell us what they actually think, instead of Just Asking Questions.

Who listens to paid pundits?

Where the hell did that word "pundit" come from, anyway? It's kind of weird and makes the person sound very unprofessional ... which means that it's fitting, but still, where the hell did it come from?

I was going to say it sounded Indian and then I looked it up. "Learned Hindu" is the meaning.

So why do we get all the Untouchables in our punditry?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8gDQu)

158 " I emailed the show once and asked, very politely, if Sean could possibly shut the fuck up "

He would probably say "No I'm gonna talk and talk and say the same thing over and over again and if you don't like it get your own damn radio show"

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

159 If you win, I'll sit on you.

Posted by: carter Page at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (nWc4E)

160 >>Want to bet someone has offered her at least triple the amount of her NDA if she can talk about her "affair."



Someone here mentioned seeing a billboard advertising her show at a Larry Flynn establishment, so that would be my guess. He was Johnny on the spot offering $$$ to people who would out Republicans having affairs during the Clinton impeachment.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (W+vEI)

161 Anyone who doesn't keep fucking the Russian/Trump Collusion Chicken gets a night in the box.

Posted by: CNN Boss at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (djCea)

162 Many years ago, I got in trouble with Jonah Goldberg because I accused him and NRO of stealing an article I submitted to them and using a good chunk of what I'd written in an another article that was attributed to one of their writers.

I backed down at the time, but, I've come to believe NRO did exactly what I accused them of and I should have realized a lot sooner than I did they were an untrustworthy lot.

Posted by: Blake at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (WEBkv)

163 If the House IC found there was no collusion in the Trump campaign w Russia, wouldn't that be reason for Sessions to unrecuse himself?

Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (OLS0m)

164 >>>Pro tip -> He is.


sure, but isn't he one of those guys who claims there is no "DC Establishment" (and also, that "NeverTrump stopped after the nomination")?

You can't claim there is no DC Establishment and then show your complete allegiance by reacting personally angry it if someone says the DC Establishment erred.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8rNrN)

165 We know, or have a pretty good idea who the leakers were. Also who are the ones who abused their positions of authority. Yet they never seem to suffer any consequences. Instead they all go on to undeserved rewards. This is what is infuriating.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (LpbzJ)

166 I'll take Global Warming for 100 Alex! Because ... well, because a volcano erupted in Japan and that just wouldn't have happened if the polar bears were not all out there treading water! duh!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (EaQ6/)

167 Stairs are white privilege shit!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (398bZ)

168 I can't listen to him bcz his voice is nails on the chalkboard for me....plus his constant interrupting of people is maddening.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (U+v0Q)
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I listen to the Patriot channel on Sirius on the drive to work and have to remember to change the channel when I park the car so I don't accidentally hear Hannity's voice on the same channel in the afternoon.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

169 I am surprised at how much Jonah has become a lickspittle of the international left.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

170 "as if he was a card-carrying member of it"

"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".


Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)

171 Welcome back from limbo, bth!

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

172 Someone mentioned in an earlier thread that NeverTrumpers don't even know why they hate Trump these days. With MUHRUSSIA they could at least mumble something about traitor Trump sold us out to Vlad. Now ever than last grasp of straw is gone.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (wD9H7)

173 >>>Where the hell did that word "pundit" come from, anyway? It's kind of weird and makes the person sound very unprofessional ... which means that it's fitting, but still, where the hell did it come from?

I was going to say it sounded Indian and then I looked it up. "Learned Hindu" is the meaning.

...

I always wondered where that dumb word came from. Actually sound hindu, now that I know.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)

174 Anyway, I suppose I'm back from Camp Banhammer, having missed the game thread and the book thread :^( but that's my fault for being a tool.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Welcome back Kotter!

A tool? From now on, we'll call you "Plunger".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (S6Pax)

175 Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.


I believe the word you're searching for is "progressivism."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (GdWl+)

176 "Were", Ace, "were", not "was".


Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)


Thank you. That's a mistake that really grates on me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (8gDQu)

177 * raises hand *

So does this mean Morgan Freeman has to go back to being a Sprite pitchman?

https://youtu.be/1cjrZZyxowo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

178 And when was Donald Trump supposed to have boned this pornchick Stormy Daniels?? 10,11,12 years ago??

Haaahahahaha LMAO @ the retarded media shills

Posted by: Vincent at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (KAvgg)

179 Then what is the fucking point of you?
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It's not telling the truth.

They sell narratives. Fictional narratives. Just like fusion gps. Which is why fusion gps is staffed by former journalists.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (ZuGkg)

180 >>>"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".


only cucks use the subjunctive

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (8rNrN)

181 Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)



Comfirmation Bias comes to mind. But that's probably not it.

I think people will decide the committee is lying and still cling to the Trump thing. At least, that's what I expect.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (U+v0Q)

182 There is absolutely no such thing as the DC Establishment you peasants!!!

And if you dare question the wisdom of the non-existent DC Establishment you are literally worse than Hitler.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (wD9H7)

183
I saw on Bloomberg TV that Mueller is considering putting off a decision on Trump obstruction. So he's got nothing. I expect he'll be interviewing Stormy Daniels by next week

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (SiINZ)

184 Hillary Clinton will never be President!

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)

Damn. What is it with Das Frau and losing her shoes?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The Blessed Bollard does not travel out of the U.S.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (9tO1t)

185 1) Will the true believers in Russian collusion be able to let go of their delusion now?
2) Will they react violently to the suggestion that there was no collusion?

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (/A+Cl)

186 I am surprised at how much Jonah has become a lickspittle of the international left.

Me too. I thought JG was an honest man who thought for himself and was funny. He'd made a mistake joining that idiotic NR anti-Trump issue but lots of us weren't on the Trump train then, to one degree or another, and I'd hoped he'd own that it was a mistake.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

187 You can't claim there is no DC Establishment and then show your complete allegiance by reacting personally angry it if someone says the DC Establishment erred.
Posted by: ace


This is not the DC Establishment you were looking for!

Posted by: Obi Wan Goldberg at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (S6Pax)

188 Then what is the fucking point of you?
--------
I hear this a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)

189 >>>>>We are now going to witness one of the most
spectacular exercises in Goalpost Moving ever attempted, as the Media,
Democrats, Deep State and NeverTrump TruCon SalonHot25 types now attempt
what Jonah was trying (unsuccessfully) to do - convince everyone they
never meant to suggest Trump/Russia Collusion was real and would be
borne out in the investigations



Posted by: DocJ at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM
.
.
.Nope those goal posts are going to move to the "Trump obstructed Justice" side because he fired comey even though as President he has every right to do that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (+Dllb)

190 Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)


Denial. Or, in worse cases, schizophrenia.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (8gDQu)

191 Then what is the fucking point of you?

This would sound awesome in Latin spoken in Marcus Antonius' voice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (6FqZa)

192 170 "as if he was a card-carrying member of it"

"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".




Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)


Yeah, everybody around here has to be more than perfect, they have to be pluperfect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

193 I'm thinking that having a president that might have banged a pornstar is still better than a president that's an evil witch.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

194 >>Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.



denial?
reaction formation?
projection?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)

195 Trump fired Comey to stop his investigation into something that never happened. And that good sirs and ladies is enough for IMPEEEEEEEAAAAACHMENT!!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (wD9H7)

196
Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes



Pundit.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (EzdLW)

197 >>> I thought JG was an honest man who thought for himself and was funny.

never thought he was funny. He just makes pop-culture references like any dude drinking Heinekens at a barbecue.

Frivolous is not the same as funny.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (8rNrN)

198 Hillary Clinton will never be President!

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)

Never be stairmaster, eithrr.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (FLa5M)

199 A visibly flustered Jonah was left sputtering and muttering, pretty much, that his swell palz in the Washington Consensus are right about everything, always.

Behold the Hillary who stands in the light of the door
That opens on her like a grin.
You see the border of her dress is torn and stained with sand
And you see the corner of her eye
Twists like a crooked pin.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (/qEW2)

200
Did Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on Jonah Goldberg's couch?



What the hell happened with him? How could someone so smart and funny turn into a grumpy, old unfunny NeverTrumper almost overnight?




This is me just asking questions.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (E3rQ4)

201 Anyway, I suppose I'm back from Camp Banhammer, having missed the game thread and the book thread :^( but that's my fault for being a tool.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo



I blame you for a dream I had. I dreamed I dropped a 2.5 million dollar ring in the toilet. I do not dream about toilets, but I kept seeing your name in the Dunce corner that day.

It may not have been your fault, but I'm blaming you anyway.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (U+v0Q)

202 Yeah, everybody around here has to be more than perfect, they have to be pluperfect.
Posted by: tcn in AK


There is no way anyone can say that and sound hawt.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (S6Pax)

203 I always wondered where that dumb word came from. Actually sound hindu, now that I know.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)


I kind of prefer the Yiddish, "maven". It has a mad edge to the sound of it in English, for added fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (8gDQu)

204 http://bit.ly/2DnOeXM
-----
Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)

205 >>>
What the hell happened with him? How could someone so smart and funny turn into a grumpy, old unfunny NeverTrumper almost overnight?


got news: He is as he always was. You just notice flaws when you disagree with someone.

He's always been this way.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)

206 Has Stormy ever accused Trump of rape or anything like that? No.

Did the affair happen while Trump was president or even a candidate? No.

Did anything illegal take place within the affair? No.

So you're saying we need 24/7 coverage nonetheless?

Posted by: CNN Editorial Meeting at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (wD9H7)

207 Did we say Russians?


We meant Martians.



Our bad.

Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (IkIB1)

208 1) Will the true believers in Russian collusion be able to let go of their delusion now?
2) Will they react violently to the suggestion that there was no collusion?

===

1) yes
2) nah, they will just change the subject and pretend the previous argument never happened.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (roQNm)

209 180
>>>"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".





only cucks use the subjunctive

Posted by: ace


You're mistaken. Cucks use the submissive.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (LAe3v)

210 What did they blow on this nonsense, another trillion dollars?

Oh well, after $200+ trillion in debt, what's another trillion here or there ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (BiLU+)

211 As a Republican, it is disappointing to see my party's representatives being bullied into this partisan announcement when there is so much evidence yet to be discovered.

The Rule of Law is sacred to our Democracy and should be respected. Working families deserve the truth.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (ismre)

212
147 139 If I win the basketball bracket, I want Sara Carter to sit on me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)

Looks like you lost. Looks like you're getting Amy Carter sitting on you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)







Screw that, I'm holding out for Agent Carter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (eXA4G)

213 193 I'm thinking that having a president that might have banged a pornstar is still better than a president that's an evil witch.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

Why should I care who he nailed? Leave this one to Melania. If she's good with it, so am I.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)

214 I have no doubts my president was out there plugging away after all he is a real man but he is also a germaphobe and if Stormy had to take a bt before bedding it would be headlines.

And that's a fact.

Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (PaMwv)

215 Welcome back, boulder terlit hobo.

( Never in my life have I thought I'd write a sentence like that )

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (EzdLW)

216 So, can we PLEASE build some additional bureaucracy to protect us from the age-old practice of foreign powers attempting to manipulate the course of our democracy?! Or maybe we should just bury them economically. Yeah, the death of a thousand cuts economically seems good to me. Stupid meddlers.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (EaQ6/)

217 You're mistaken. Cucks use the submissive.
Posted by: pep


Ha! Ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (S6Pax)

218 Is were not was some kind of was not was tribute band?

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

219 It may not have been your fault, but I'm blaming you anyway.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (U+v0Q)

That's what you get for busting into willow's stash.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (FLa5M)

220 213 193 I'm thinking that having a president that might have banged a pornstar is still better than a president that's an evil witch.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

Why should I care who he nailed? Leave this one to Melania. If she's good with it, so am I.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)

If it even happened at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

221 >>Screw that, I'm holding out for Agent Carter.

You'll get Mr. Kotter.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

222 when I said "You just notice flaws when you disagree with someone," I of course meant "ONE notice flaws when one disagrees with someone."

When people are in agreement, they tend not to notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)

223 What did they blow on this nonsense, another trillion dollars?

Oh well, after $200+ trillion in debt, what's another trillion here or there ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (BiLU+)


It's all stimulus! It was either this mockery of an investigation or breaking 20,000,000 windows. Take your pick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)

224 FWIW:

Belief disconfirmation

The disconfirmation (contradiction) of a belief, ideal, or system of values causes cognitive dissonance that can be resolved by changing the belief under contradiction; yet, instead of effecting change, the resultant mental stress restores psychological consonance to the person, by misperception, rejection, or refutation of the contradiction; seeking moral support from people who share the contradicted beliefs; or acting to persuade other people that the contradiction is unreal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (9tO1t)

225 Then what is the fucking point of you?
***
The people funding Goldberg and his little magazine want to kneecap Trump by any means necessary so...the point of Goldberg, sadly, is to carry their water.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (Z8FFX)

226 225 Then what is the fucking point of you?
***
The people funding Goldberg and his little magazine want to kneecap Trump by any means necessary so...the point of Goldberg, sadly, is to carry their water.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (Z8FFX)

Goldberg Din.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

227 198 Hillary Clinton will never be President!

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)

Never be stairmaster, eithrr.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (FLa5M)



Hillary!'s gotten to the point where Her Handlers need to rig her up like a puppet and make her prance around youthfully by yanking her strings.

BONUS!

The puppet look would also serve Princess Chelsea quite well with her Howdy Doody appearance.


Win Win Win!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (E3rQ4)

228 Its f*cking HILarious (he he he see what I did there) they even let her try to walk the stairs.... Did they really think she could make it. Must be the same people who decided not to go to Wisconsin.

Posted by: E.T. at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

229 >>>You're mistaken. Cucks use the submissive.
Posted by: pep

heh. oh that's right. Also, their wives go on datives and have their genitives conjugated.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (8rNrN)

230 When people are in agreement, they tend not to
notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves
jokes."





Posted by: ace


Uh-oh.

Posted by: AOSHQ commenters at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (LAe3v)

231 I don't think Mueller is going to go after Trump for firing Comey. Comey has probably already been given an immunity deal by Mueller.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (LpbzJ)

232 Stormy Daniels, Pornstar or Monica Lewinsky? And who has exercised poor judgment?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

233 Speaking of NeverTrumpers, is David Frum still cucking around? Haven't seen him much lately. Or maybe that's because I don't go where he hangs?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (wD9H7)

234 'You'll get Mr. Kotter.'

Actually I'd settle for Latter but would probably get Horshack.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

235 230. Worst. Rejoinder. Ever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

236 I would never wish that someone might fall down steps, but, if happened to Hillary, I would not be as upset about it as I might be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (y3sT9)

237 Kotter I mean

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

238 It's all stimulus! It was either this mockery of an investigation or breaking 20,000,000 windows. Take your pick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)



Every dollar spent on subpoenas creates ten dollars of spending in the economy. It's SCIENCE, you dumb rubes!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (Mouru)

239 >Screw that, I'm holding out for Agent Carter.

You'll get Mr. Kotter.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)


rofl

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (U+v0Q)

240 The puppet look would also serve Princess Chelsea quite well with her Howdy Doody appearance.


Add in her revolting billygoat verbal tic too.

IIRC, wasn't there another unfunny SNL skit about some goat boy once?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (GdWl+)

241 http://bit.ly/2DnOeXM
-----
Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)



Stairs can be tricking when you're 3 sheets to the wind or in her case more like 9 sheets

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ)

242 is David Frum still cucking around?

If you REALLY want to encourage Davey Treyf, you can purchase his book Trumpocracy: The Corruption of the American Republic .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)

243 "If it even happened at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"


Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)

244 So when does Mueller tuck it in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

245 he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."
^^^

D'oh!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (IkIB1)

246 Win Win Win!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (E3rQ4)

I would settle for a giant fist up her ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (FLa5M)

247 >>Hillary!'s gotten to the point where Her Handlers need to rig her up like a puppet and make her prance around youthfully by yanking her strings.


Or like a bloated Depends piņata....or Baroness Harkonnen.

*dry heaves*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (W+vEI)

248 Anyway, I suppose I'm back from Camp Banhammer, having missed the game thread and the book thread
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

The internet is a very dangerous place full of traps and temptations. Each of us has succumbed in our own way. The question is, have you learned something from this experience, young man? Do you need help changing your nic/hash?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

249 200 - Pride. That appears to be the sin of choice of the nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (H5knJ)

250 So when does Mueller tuck it in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)



He's a tranny?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)

251 Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)


You'd think with a center of gravity that low she'd flow down stairs like water.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

252 IIRC, wasn't there another unfunny SNL skit about some goat boy once?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (GdWl+)

That was one of Jim Breuer's bits. He does really good impressions actually. His Brian Johnson impression is hilariously spot on.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

253 The line of defense will go something like this -

The Dossier was created long after JEF and all the agencies were spying on Trump. It was created later to justify the spying that was already happening. Therefore, for Goldberg and every other Swamper, the Dossier is sacred. If it isn't, then Trump was right all along. Which can't be spoken. So - get ready for a lot of "well, it may have some minor errors,but on the whole, you can see how a reasonable and oh-so-patriotic bunch like Susan Rice and James Clapper were worried when they read it."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (JyFLk)

254 So, it's over, then? Just like that, with no apology to President Trump and the Entire Country?

Assholes.

Posted by: ALH at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (7XQIP)

255 If you REALLY want to encourage Davey Treyf, you can purchase his book Trumpocracy: The Corruption of the American Republic .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)

__

I'm on Amazon right now ordering it. When I look for political opinion about Trump my first go to source is a socialist Canadian.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (wD9H7)

256 243 "If it even happened at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"


Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)

Did it happen in the Oval Office? No? Because if something like that were to happen in the Oval Office, well, that would be news, now, wouldn't it.

Wouldn't it?

Media? Mainstream Media? Hello?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

257 That sketch isn't funny -- nothing on SNL is -- but it is telling that even SNL knows What Time It Is, but the NeverTrumpers do not.
------------

Chris Plante talked about this this morning. His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oMtOd)

258 Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)


I didn't think they had stairs in India. Usually you just pay some street kids a rupee to walk on their backs to get up to wherever you need to go. A rupee for the whole group and you can stack the kids anyway you want. India's a real bargain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (8gDQu)

259 Or like a bloated Depends pinata

That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (LAe3v)

260 Are porn stars actually that much better? Just asking for a friend.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (EaQ6/)

261 So when does Mueller tuck it in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

He's a tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Ha! Ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (S6Pax)

262 Thank you for noticing the SNL concession. Still, Jonah has made a good start in life and we have high hopes for him when he grows up.

Posted by: Evelyn at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (LlRuQ)

263 Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)

Not to pile on but I never found Goldberg funny or witty. In fact even when I was in agreement with him, I had to stop reading because no matter what issue he was criticizing the Left about he always found it necessary to find and write an example of what he believed to be the Right doing the same thing.

It was his writing tic.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

264 Do you need help changing your nic/hash?

No, I already did it twice. I posted under my real name up to 2009 and then under my LGF name until 2011. Changing names too many times is for trolls.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

265 Being this angry for this long at Trump's win isn't just a personal flaw in the NeverTurnipers.

It's fucking pathology.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (KXVP7)

266 Hillary falling down the steps:

American Mirror
https://tinyurl.com/yaabwt7k

YouTube
https://tinyurl.com/ybp2beox

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (398bZ)

267 243 "If it even happened at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"


Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)

The fact that Gloria Allred is representing one of the ladies named in the NDA to whom Stormy Daniels talked about her alleged affair serves to raise my suspicions about its veracity even further.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

268 Does this mean we can no longer go where no man has gone before anymore?

Posted by: Call me Mudd at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

269 Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

Yes, Stormy Daniels is prettier and slimmer-although she seems to have some weird tattooing on her waist if the video of her is real. I don't think banging a intern young enough to be your daughter shows better judgment than being married and banging a porn star who has possibly sleep with hundreds of men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (8+Ozj)

270 The disconfirmation (contradiction) of a belief, ideal, or system of values causes cognitive dissonance that can be resolved by changing the belief under contradiction; yet, instead of effecting change, the resultant mental stress restores psychological consonance to the person, by misperception, rejection, or refutation of the contradiction; seeking moral support from people who share the contradicted beliefs; or acting to persuade other people that the contradiction is unreal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (9tO1t)


Give us a call. There is a comfortable place for you in our organization.

Posted by: The Swamp at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (PaMwv)

271 You'd think with a center of gravity that low she'd flow down stairs like water.

Posted by: pep
------------

'Slither' is the verb I would use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (y3sT9)

272 Then what is the fucking point of you?

Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM

It's a cult of evil and smug. DC town peoples temple.

Posted by: muckrack at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (9J46Z)

273 So apparently Betsy DeVos was on 60 minutes last night. And as much of a shock as it may be to you all, they edited the fuck out of it to make her sound like a bumbling idiot.

Why do these people never fucking learn? Don't go on these shows. There is a 0% chance of you coming across in a positive light.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (wD9H7)

274 244 So when does Mueller tuck it in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)


When he's feeling pretty?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

275
When people are in agreement, they tend not to notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)








I don't remember seeing you at any parties I attended..... fuckin' eavesdropping Ewoks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (eXA4G)

276 Is fast food safe to eat...I mean is the flu past now? Or should I go to the grocery store?

All I've got is oatmeal...again.

Sorry for this totally random post.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (U+v0Q)

277 'Slither' is the verb I would use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer



Ooze also works well.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LAe3v)

278 A nightmare:

NRO's cruise runs aground, and the TrueNeverTrumpers are stuck on an atoll with nothing but gin, vodka, no mixers, no ice, a couple of tins of good caviar, and a handful of True Fans.

No rescue in sight for weeks, blazing sun.....

Wait....that's no nightmare....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

279 These guys claim to be Truth Tellers but won't tell us what they really think about the most important political controversies of the day, but only talk around them and insinuate things?

========

Concern trolls, trying to spread fear, uncertainty and doubt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (/qEW2)

280 I don't think banging a intern young enough to be your daughter shows better judgment than being married and banging a porn star who has possibly sleep with hundreds of men.


Well, they were all vetted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (Mouru)

281 That was one of Jim Breuer's bits. He does really good impressions actually. His Brian Johnson impression is hilariously spot on.

The powers that be at SNL should've just let him do his impressions.

The first time I saw that ridiculous excuse for a comedy skit, I though, "Well, they have access to far better and more expensive drugs than I do, so there's that..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (GdWl+)

282 274 244 So when does Mueller tuck it in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)


When he's feeling pretty?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

*cues up Goodbye Horses*

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

283 The Media will pretty much ignore this report, except to say it is partisan and in dispute by critics.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LpbzJ)

284 I'll be eating your can tonight!

Posted by: Goat Child at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

285 http://bit.ly/2DnOeXM
-----
Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)
...........

Graceful.
And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

286 we must defeat the hill

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SJBL7)

287 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (Mouru)

Vetted?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (8+Ozj)

288 Chris Plante talked about this this morning. His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.

Posted by: bluebell

The Mueller investigation is just warming up!

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (S6Pax)

289 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)

290 The real crime Trump committed with Stormy was that she was a, you know, woman who identifies as a woman. Trump had heterosexual relations with someone. That is LITERALLY worse than Hitler these days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (wD9H7)

291 Stormy Daniels is prettier and slimmer-although she seems to have some
weird tattooing on her waist if the video of her is real.
...


Go on.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IkIB1)

292 Trump should appoint Hyapatia Lee ambassador to Singapore just to troll these people.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

293 283 The Media will pretty much ignore this report, except to say it is partisan and in dispute by critics.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LpbzJ)

Not if Mueller goes away.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (4ErVI)

294 LOL Jane D'oh.

Kevin Williamson's been awaiting all his life that opportunity to go cannibal on his inferiors.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

295 And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

Women tend to gain weight around their middle, but I think this is a sign of sickness and/or effects of medication not just age.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (8+Ozj)

296 Or like a bloated Depends pinata...


Ha!

Clothes-pin for nose as well as a blindfold when you batter that piņata around.

No candy either.




Plenty of fudge tho.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (E3rQ4)

297
Graceful.

And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?



Yep, she looks perfectly suited to the world's most demanding job. The very picture of health.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (LAe3v)

298 277 'Slither' is the verb I would use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ooze also works well.


Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LAe3v)

Slosh is probably more accurate in her case.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (7UW64)

299 All I've got is oatmeal...again.


Steel cut? Or rolled?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

300 I would like to know that if Trump was colluding with Russia and Putin had his puppet, why were Russian intelligence services working with Fusion GPS and Steele to bring down Trump? Sort of defeats that hard work to get him elected in the first place and loses you your puppet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (0QYMt)

301 "Liberal Fascism" was a good book, and I'll never buy another one by Goldberg.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (l9m7l)

302 All I've got is oatmeal...again.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
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There's a lot to be said for regularity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (nBBdT)

303 Well spring is coming in DC very soon, golf courses will be open and Mueller and his cronies will be hitting the links on our dime until someone shuts his department down.

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (aC6Sd)

304 OT

Re the Dolph Lungren video referenced in the sidebar: The guy doesn't have a single tattoo. So used to seeing them plastered all over celeb bodies. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL)

305 Where's the goddam bollards?

Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

306 when you take a washed up pornstar seriously, you maybe should start questioning your credibility. stormy will "ride" this scam as long as the rubes keep lapping it up. those dollar bills aren't going to stuff themselves in her g-string. trumps' sexual history is a nonstarter for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

307 Cognitive dissonance is no laughing matter. Worlds end that way. For example, like when people say that Russian bots didn't do it.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (EaQ6/)

308 289 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)

____

I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)

309 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (Mouru)

Vetted?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (8+Ozj)



You don't just go out and hire a guy for a pr0n shoot without checking his background. That would be like the State Department giving legal residency to foreign immigrants without making sure they aren't a danger to the citizens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (Mouru)

310 Jim Bruer is hilarious. Always was one of the best guests on Stern. He does a great Tracy Morgan. If I had to guess his political leanings it would be to the right.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

311 230 When people are in agreement, they tend not to
notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves
jokes."





Posted by: ace

Uh-oh.

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surely, inserting beastie boy lyrics into every possible sentence will always be shit that get some

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (V3U1L)

312 " His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oMtOd)"


And they really need to do that - they have spent well over a year pumping them up to dangerous instability.
I don't think it's possible, really, it has gone too far for too long to back off.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (e11dj)

313 114 buzzion

I'm in.

Don't know what I'm doing picking teams in a sport I don't follow, but hey, I'm a true moron.

Thank you so much for setting this up. And those prizes! Fabulous!

How do dead guys get good credit ratings and keep credit cards active?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)

314 >>>>>Chris Plante talked about this this morning. His
theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the
investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.





Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM
.
.
.That makes sense. I can't see them running anything like that without someone tipping them off and trying to get ahead of what they think is horrible news.

It is going to literally rip their guts out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (+Dllb)

315 Mr. Wednesday Night: yeah, I grew up on the c. 1990 Hartmann / Farley / Sandler / Lovitz / Nealon / Myers crew. If you can call that "growing up".

I literally found it difficult to STOP adding names to that list. They delivered irreparable damage to my sides.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa)

316 Morning Murderin' Joe should be hilarious tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

317 286
we must defeat the hill

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SJBL7)

Never! She has my full support!

Posted by: The Bollard at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)

318 I saw What Is The Fucking Point Of You open for Shit Robot at NYC's Death By Audio in '93.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (BiLU+)

319 we must defeat the hill

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SJBL7)

That was easy.

Posted by: the Easy button at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

320 Hillary falling down the steps:




Gee, I wonder where Slick Willie was? They probably haven't seen each other in person since the day after the election. And Slick might be a bit glad she lost just for that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

321 Go on.
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IkIB1)

That's all I can tell you. I saw a video of her walking down what looked like a runway for models. She was chesty and her chest overflowed her bra, and she had weird tattoos. That's all I saw or wanted to see.

Porn stars-male or female-don't interest me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (8+Ozj)

322 His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.
***
The left has become so hierarchical and controlled it would not shock me. I still can't get over how much "John Oliver said" has replaced thinking for most liberals.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (Z8FFX)

323 since I watch SNL like tom clancy read pravda, I found the SNL sketch to be hilarious, not because it was ... funny...but because of the truth sads being delivered to the faithful. How they must be confused? Coming to get some sweet sweet DJT hate and instead a bit of reality? whoa. sad.

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (V3U1L)

324 Sorry, haven't read the whole thread but have your guys seen the video of Hillary almost falling TWICE going down stairs in India?

WTF is her problem. I guess she really is a lush.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (U+nHb)

325
308 289 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)

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I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)


Meh.

You really can't beat the originals. John Belushi doing Joe Cocker comes to mind. The Bass-O-Matic, Del Stater's Rabbit Hutch, and the original Weekend Update with Jane-you-ignorant-slut.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

326 Jonah is an idiot nut his liberal fascism crap will live on for decades.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (uyrlv)

327 For all you guys who think you have a shot with Sara, you don't, she's mine, she is going to be on Hannity talking about the investigation and Clapper's leaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

328 322 His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.
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SNL gets marching orders.

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)

329 She is a freak... Its painful to watch , my bro's and i had a pool going betting on how many steps it would take before she did the face-plant....

Posted by: Slum dog - nobody glows at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (nzKWW)

330 In the 90s, SNL was leftie, but they made fun of everyone. Today it's basically just

Trump is soooo stupid
How stupid is he?
He's soooooooooooo stupid

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (wD9H7)

331 >>>>>Graceful.


And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?


Yep, she looks perfectly suited to the world's most demanding job. The very picture of health.


Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM...Can anyone imagine the 24/7 constant msm barrage that would occur if Trump stumbled on a single step or had to have two people help him negotiate a flight of stairs?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (+Dllb)

332 It is going to literally rip their guts out.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


I really doubt it. Most of them never really believed the collusion BS, it was just a means to an end. They'll move on to the next thing they think will bring Trump down and restore them to power. They're sort of like Russian aristocrats in the 20s and 30s.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (LAe3v)

333 I think the Stormy Daniels thing is true, unfortunately. It's a rotten thing for any husband to do to his wife, especially the timing he chose.

Does it have anything to do with now? Ugh, no. It was not as if we thought Trump was clean as the driven snow. I mean, he was a known quantity. Which is why so many (#metoo) had a problem with him.

Why the press thinks this is some major revelation is beyond me.

So it's not gonna move the needle with people. But our press is gonna go after it anyway bcz they are tabloid reporters and it fits their agenda. Clownturds.

But for Barron and Melania...heart breaks.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (U+v0Q)

334 The bet SNL season is the one closest to when you were sixteen years old.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (eKOXG)

335 I will never get tattoos on women. It just makes them look masculine...and that's if the tattoos are well done.

The average tattoo on the average woman looks like she let a toddler scrawl on her skin with a pen.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (Z8FFX)

336 You really can't beat the originals. John Belushi doing Joe Cocker comes to mind. The Bass-O-Matic, Del Stater's Rabbit Hutch, and the original Weekend Update with Jane-you-ignorant-slut.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

I think we can all agree, though, that Chevy Chase was never funny.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

337 316 Morning Murderin' Joe should be hilarious tomorrow.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)


Poor Beaker. No respect.

/s

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (7UW64)

338 310: sebastion, jim bruer does brian johnson (ac/dc) better than brian johnson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

339 BTW, what "TIP" does SNL need to get to know there's nothing?

maybe the tip, pal, is the 1.5 years of nothing?

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (V3U1L)

340 308 289 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)

____

I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)


I guess I must be old, because I still think the original cast was the best.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

341
The definition of a waste: the NR cruise ship sinking with two empty cabins.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (nbrXw)

342 Kevin Williamson's been awaiting all his life that opportunity to go cannibal on his inferiors.

Inferiors? He's gonna starve.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (fVubI)

343 Gee, I wonder where Slick Willie was? They probably haven't seen each other in person since the day after the election. And Slick might be a bit glad she lost just for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)
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as Chris Plante calls her, Huma Weiner was there with her though

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (y3aQB)

344 It's all stimulus! It was either this mockery of an investigation or breaking 20,000,000 windows. Take your pick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)

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Heh. Good to see you, my friend.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (BiLU+)

345
You really can't beat the originals. John Belushi doing Joe Cocker comes to mind. The Bass-O-Matic, Del Stater's Rabbit Hutch, and the original Weekend Update with Jane-you-ignorant-slut.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

___

It's an age thing I guess. Ask anyone what was the best SNL era, and probably they'll say the time when I was 16-25 years old.

Personally I've watched some of the original years and never found that stuff funny. But I can't really relate to it since I wasn't around during those years. Well I was around but still wearing diapers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (wD9H7)

346 constant msm barrage that would occur if Trump stumbled on a single step or had to have two people help him negotiate a flight of stairs?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (+Dllb)


Don't forget the " drinking water with both hands ", so he's got Alzheimers, news cycle. Muppet boy was all over that.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (U+v0Q)

347 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa)

Congrats on doing something I didn't think possible.

Is it also possible to thus create a draft, if you can post on one? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (Foejw)

348 When people are in agreement, they tend not to

notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just

drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves

jokes."


---------------------------------

Well shoot. There goes my Golden Scalp Weasels.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (0QYMt)

349 >>I guess I must be old, because I still think the original cast was the best.

You might be old but you are also correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

350 The bet SNL season is the one closest to when you were sixteen years old.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (eKOXG)



In that case.....Charles Rocket rulez, bitchez!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (E3rQ4)

351 David Spade is a favorite of mine. His autobiography is a quick read and funny as hell. The 'ettes would be familiar with his sister.

Amazing that two people in his lower middle class family would have made it huge in to different fields.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

352 speaking of SNL...I like that they replaced Cecily Strong with Vanessa Beyer

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (V3U1L)

353
Why the press thinks this is some major revelation is beyond me.
***
They don't.

They told us it was ok if Bill Clinton raped someone, Barack Obama had a man servant he shared everything with, and that Hillary Clinton's top assistant was also her girlfriend.

So...Trump having an affair...like FDR, JFK, Eisenhower, etc...who cares?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (Z8FFX)

354 >>> banging a porn star who has possibly sleep with hundreds of men.

Porn stars get tested for diseases constantly.
She may have a lot of miles, but those were all highway miles!

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (eKOXG)

355 315 Mr. Wednesday Night: yeah, I grew up on the c. 1990 Hartmann / Farley / Sandler / Lovitz / Nealon / Myers crew. If you can call that "growing up".

I literally found it difficult to STOP adding names to that list. They delivered irreparable damage to my sides.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa)

That was the best lineup, late 80s - mid 90s

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (ANIFC)

356 Weasel, I switch channels when Hannity comes on the radio. I go to WBAP Dallas and the Rick Roberts show. The guy is smart and lets people talk. I also listen the WBAP in the mornings with Chris Salcedo, who is likewise smart. Still listen to Rush Limbaugh if in vehicle.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (zLDYs)

357 Jim Breuer does AC/DC performing the hokey pokey:

youtube.com/watch?v=PB7GWSQI-Nc

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

358 Whhooo!


TUCKA off the TOP ROPE.

Kickin Jorge Ramos filthy ass.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (IkIB1)

359 >>>For all you guys who think you have a shot with Sara, you don't, she's mine, she is going to be on Hannity talking about the investigation and Clapper's leaking.

she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)

360 Where's the goddam bollards?
Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

Why aren't I 50 stairs ahead, you might ask.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (FLa5M)

361
I grew up on the original SNL crew, and when they all got kicked to the curb or left in '80, the stiffs that got hired on soured me on the show. Never returned as a regular viewer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (eXA4G)

362 His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.
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SNL gets marching orders.
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)


Saturday night, I heard about the skit, I was so shocked, I thought they must have gotten some inside info. Today confirmed it for me. As I said in post 15 above.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (U+v0Q)

363 Single reason why collusion talk was idiotic

Russia's economy is dependent on high oil prices. Trump said umpteen times during the campaign he would open up drilling in ANWR, offshore, etc. Hillary on the other hand would have shut down every oil well given the chance buying into the green energy bullshit.

Only a blithering idiot would think Putin would want THAT GUY in the Oval Office over HER.

That's it. No other explanation is needed.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (wD9H7)

364 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.

*ahem*

No comic ensemble can match the greatness that was The Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

to wit: Laraine Newman, John Belushi, Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, Garrett Morris, and Chevy Chase.

"Hi, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."

"Mmm, that's great bass!"

"*grunt* pulls out Samurai sword to cut hamburger in half.

"It's a floor wax." "It's a dessert topping!" "Tastes great and look at that shine!"

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun an' kill evry Whitey I see..."

News for The HARD OF HEARING!!

"Nevermind."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (GdWl+)

365 357: classic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (KP5rU)

366 Heh. Good to see you, my friend.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (BiLU+)


Likewise, Shain. I see you pop in every so often for a quick comment.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8gDQu)

367 310: sebastion, jim bruer does brian johnson (ac/dc) better than brian johnson.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

Heh. You are spot on with that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

368 >>David Spade is a favorite of mine. His autobiography is a quick read and funny as hell. The 'ettes would be familiar with his sister.


Though Kate Spade was his sister in law?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (W+vEI)

369 Porn stars get tested for diseases constantly.
She may have a lot of miles, but those were all highway miles!
***
I'm guessing the push to have sex with male bisexual porn stars is going to end all that...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Z8FFX)

370 she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't





Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)


And her dad's a Marine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

371 "Why are the NeverTrumpers permitting themselves to indulge in this Soft Trutherism on Russia?"

They are lying cuck fucks. The only real question is why Fox gives the likes of Goldberg a platform. These people are less serious than the communists they blow regularly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (L1mo7)

372
Has Hillary been arrested yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (r+sAi)

373 she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)


I thought we had a thing.

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (FLa5M)

374 This lisping guy on Tucker is giving me a headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

375 If Trump was "doing" a "Porn-Star" then yeah, I would think less of his judgement.


However, I will concede nothing to the shameless hacks were perfectly OK with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (LpbzJ)

376 >>>The definition of a waste: the NR cruise ship sinking with two empty cabins.


lulz...

some of us are talking, not too seriously, about doing our own counter-cruise. Namely, Larry O'Connor and Kurt Schlicter.

I don't know how serious it is. Larry O'Connor seems the most serious.

the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)

377 Phil Hartman had chunks of the original cast in his stool!

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (ismre)

378 >>she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't

Well that's disappointing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

379 and by replaced cecily with vanessa, I mean cecily now has vanessa's body

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (V3U1L)

380 Amazing that two people in his lower middle class family would have made it huge in to different fields.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)


I've often thought that.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (U+v0Q)

381 Lefties tell us we should be like the French right? Well French prezzies all fuck hot women on the side.

VIVE LA STORMY!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (wD9H7)

382 Why are the NeverTrumpers permitting themselves to indulge in this Soft Trutherism on Russia
***
They are paid well to come up with reasons why Trump is bad for America. And frankly that is a hard job considering Trump political opponents.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (Z8FFX)

383 David Spade is a favorite of mine. His autobiography is a quick read and funny as hell. The 'ettes would be familiar with his sister.

Never cared for Spade, but then I saw "Dickie Roberts, Child Star" and was impressed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (fVubI)

384 >>> I will never get tattoos on women. It just makes them look masculine...and that's if the tattoos are well done.

I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!

Posted by: wooga, it was porn star Adrenalynn at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (eKOXG)

385 'I think the Stormy Daniels thing is true,'

Why? I don't.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)

386 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night
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Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein skits: hilarious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (c/EDo)

387 the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)


Ha!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (8gDQu)

388 the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)


Perfect. Complete with costumes for the formal dinner. You just know there's a formal dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

389 she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)
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Plus she has six kids, I'm pretty sure. Make sure you put all the leaves in the table.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (oMtOd)

390 >>>I still think the original cast was the best.

if original was with roseanne roseanna-danna then, yes

we partied at brad's house

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (SJBL7)

391 David Spade is a favorite of mine. His autobiography is a quick read and funny as hell.

This ain't the book thread but I can recommend Tom Farley Jr.'s The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts.

I am a sucker for dark and doomed bios. But this book was, in fact, good. Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

392 >>>Well that's disappointing.

there's always Ellison Barber

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (8rNrN)

393 Kevin Williamson isn't going to "starve" for a while.

Posted by: a hibernating bear, what knows storing fat for the winter at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (c9/Pc)

394 Tucker just read back the Oath of Citizenship to Horgay Ram-ass.

The one that lisping, lying cockchugger took .


Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IkIB1)

395 the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Charter a boat to water-balloon a cuck cruise, like Clive Cussler vs. the French Navy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)

396 376:

"the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style"

Tell them you are a left-wing academic and they'll give you the helm and the captain's brandy, and a blowjob if it's dark.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (L1mo7)

397 Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (W+vEI)

You are correct. So much for me being amazed .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

398 {{{ boulder terlit hobo }}}


Welcome back. Did bluebell lend you a spork so you could dig your way out of the Cooler?

And congrats on the new job starting soon.

Maybe Cooler King ala The Great Escape is your new nic?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (hyuyC)

399 I'd wager the typical 25 year old single womYn in Williamsburg has fucked as many men as Stormy has.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (wD9H7)

400 Tucker just read back the Oath of Citizenship to Horgay Ram-ass.

The one that lisping, lying cockchugger took .


Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IkIB1)


Tucker was busy reading my comments, today.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (8gDQu)

401 the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)

Arrrr! Count me in!

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (djCea)

402 the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

Some day I hope to live to see footage of some HQ moron delivering that "Look. At. Me. I am the captain now." line to Lowry's face.

My preference here is Eris.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (6FqZa)

403 the hartman era of snl was best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (KP5rU)

404 I liked John Lovitz as Satan. That was pretty funny.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

405 >>there's always Ellison Barber

Too soon. I'm still grieving.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

406 David Spade is a secret Trump guy I suspect.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (wD9H7)

407 kurt schlicter really enjoys it that many of his readers will tweet at TWS guys about being cruise directors and crap like that

by the way, the TWS cruise wasn't announced last time I checked (about a week ago) and I hear they usually do 3 a year. So assuming spring is prime cruise time -- is the spring cruise cancelled? You just can't put one of these together in a week.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (8rNrN)

408 364
No comic ensemble can match the greatness that was The Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (GdWl+)


No. SCTV ran rings around the original SNL cast. And I liked the original SNL cast. I didn't see SCTV until a few years later, but they were operating on a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

409 maybe I'll begin keeping tabs on the TWS Cruise non-announcements-of-schedules in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (8rNrN)

410 >>>the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style

BEST IDEA EVER

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (SJBL7)

411 .....and Clapper's leaking.
Posted by: JackStraw


Depends?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (S6Pax)

412 Stormy Daniels ? Still a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (MHKOK)

413 New job started today!!

Although I spent the day setting up the computer and reviewing Company Policy (I got through insider-trading, security, and some other stuff I already forgot). No actual work was done.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

414 SCTV and later In Living Color and MadTV blew SNL out of the water.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

415 this would be my hope for the Cuck Cruise if we got on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)

416 liked John Lovitz as Satan. That was pretty funny.
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

That's the ticket.

Lovitz also has seen the light though I don't think he has converted to the Right. He's just not a ally of the insane Left any more.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

417 by the way, the TWS cruise wasn't announced last time I checked (about a
week ago) and I hear they usually do 3 a year. So assuming spring is
prime cruise time -- is the spring cruise cancelled? You just can't put
one of these together in a week.
:::::


Si, se puede!

Posted by: norovirus at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (IkIB1)

418 this would be my hope for the Cuck Cruise if we got on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)


I call dibs on the girl who was hugging the statue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (8gDQu)

419 I would be a hypocrite if I criticized Trump for sleeping with a porn star.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

420 Re: cuck cruises

Imagine if they are forced to have cash bars. The NR and TWS cucks will be the biggest drink whores ever.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (L1mo7)

421 Yeah I'm sitting right here in this thread until someone other than me gets named cruise director. Because I'm pretty sure Weasel is here and I've learned my lesson.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)

422 Although I spent the day setting up the computer and reviewing Company Policy
___
Bah, that's why you have people. Who has time to read that crap?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (Z8FFX)

423 No. SCTV ran rings around the original SNL cast. And I liked the original SNL cast. I didn't see SCTV until a few years later, but they were operating on a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)



I agree. SCTV was miles ahead of SNL. Battle of the PBS Stars was one of the funniest bits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)

424 I'd wager the typical 25 year old single womYn in Williamsburg has fucked as many men as Stormy has.

Do they have to get out of their colonial VA costume to do it, or it happens when they're in their normal 21st century attire?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (8+Ozj)

425
this would be my hope for the Cuck Cruise if we got on it



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)


Needs plastic swords, pirates' hats, and eye patches. That would be hilarious. Oh, and wenches' costumes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

426 I would be a hypocrite if I criticized Trump for sleeping with a porn star.
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Does it still count if the porn star is from Pakistan? And...um...has a penis?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (Z8FFX)

427
I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!



You people scare me sometimes.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (U+v0Q)

428 395
the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style



Charter a boat to water-balloon a cuck cruise, like Clive Cussler vs. the French Navy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)

First, we commandeer a battleship....

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (0QYMt)

429 I agree. SCTV was miles ahead of SNL.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)


Could be, but SCTV was on channel 78.

It's all about VHF-privilege.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (8gDQu)

430 Do they have to get out of their colonial VA costume to do it, or it happens when they're in their normal 21st century attire?
___
Churn thy butter for a pence fine sir!

Posted by: colonial williamsburg street walker at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (Z8FFX)

431 I thought the Stuart character on Mad TV was hilarious.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

432 Ace, will there be keelhauling when we commandeer the cuck cruise?

I like keelhauling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

433 I never cared for David Spade until I saw his movie, Joe Dirt.

That was a good flick.

The same thing happened to me WRT Rob Schneider and American Gigolo. I thought that was a really good movie after I saw it and the ending was a pleasant surprise. His character was a good dude at heart and really tried to help others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (GdWl+)

434 I hear there's lots of booty on those cruise ships.

Posted by: davidt, pirate wanna be at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (djCea)

435 Yeah I'm sitting right here in this thread until someone other than me gets named cruise director. Because I'm pretty sure Weasel is here and I've learned my lesson.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)


Hahahahaha.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (U+v0Q)

436 419 I would be a hypocrite if I criticized Trump for sleeping with a porn star.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (2DOZq)


Sadly ... I only attained Enthusiastic Amateur Status.

But I console myself in the knowledge that I gave it My Very Best Effort.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (MHKOK)

437 My composite college girlfriend had a tattoo right on his peni....err...his breast. HER breast. Err breasts.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Z8FFX)

438
I thought the Stuart character on Mad TV was hilarious.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)


A young Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

439 Charter a boat to water-balloon a cuck cruise, like Clive Cussler vs. the French Navy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)

First, we commandeer a battleship....


No, no. Cussler in real life. He was doing his real-life searching for shipwrecks thing -- looking a Confederate ship near France -- when the French navy came out and chased his ship away from the area. Apparently the French were launching a new submarine, and didn't care for a ship sailing back and forth in front of the harbor running side-scan sonar.

Cussler and his crew didn't know that, they just knew they'd spent all their money and couldn't search for a few days. So when a French frigate sailed within range of them, they pelted it with water balloons.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (fVubI)

440 I never thought Adam Sandler was all that funny, but I've always heard that he is a nice guy in public.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

441 I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!

Posted by: wooga, it was porn star Adrenalynn at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (eKOXG)



She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

442 MadTV did a hilarious Al Jazeera sendup that you couldn't get away with today.

Good evening. Death to America.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

443 I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!


You people scare me sometimes.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (U+v0Q)

-------

Please tell me that tatoo said "exit only". Lie if you must.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (b3byi)

444 I never thought Adam Sandler was all that funny, but I've always heard that he is a nice guy in public.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)


He is. Nice, that is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

445 Please tell me that tatoo said "exit only". Lie if you must.

Prolly a barcode.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (fVubI)

446 Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

The black comedian who died young right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

447 440 I never thought Adam Sandler was all that funny, but I've always heard that he is a nice guy in public.
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

His stuff's hit or miss. I thought Happy Gilmore has hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

448 I never thought Adam Sandler was all that funny, but I've always heard that he is a nice guy in public.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)


I like a lot of his movies -

Happy Gilmore
The Water Boy (or whatever it was called)
Don't Mess With The Zohan (the first half was hysterical - a lot of inside jokes that people might not get, though)

And then a movie I just saw that was really good, Funny People.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (8gDQu)

449 I never thought Adam Sandler was all that funny, but I've always heard that he is a nice guy in public.
***
He has some ability...but he needs a good director to play any character other then Adam Sandler acting like teenage Adam Sandler.

I think he is likely a closet political conservative too...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (Z8FFX)

450 Remember the Chinese laundress on Mad TV? "He looka like a man."

That was a funny bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

451 MadTV did a hilarious Al Jazeera sendup that you couldn't get away with today.
***
I've noticed that a lot of non-political Normies have started to notice there is a whole lot of "you couldn't make a movie/show/book like that today". Hell even a few LIV liberals...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (Z8FFX)

452 356 Weasel, I switch channels when Hannity comes on the radio. I go to WBAP Dallas and the Rick Roberts show. The guy is smart and lets people talk. I also listen the WBAP in the mornings with Chris Salcedo, who is likewise smart. Still listen to Rush Limbaugh if in vehicle.
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (zLDYs)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

453 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

I forgot about that character. She was very funny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

454 448
I like a lot of his movies -

Happy Gilmore
The Water Boy (or whatever it was called)
Don't Mess With The Zohan (the first half was hysterical - a lot of inside jokes that people might not get, though)

And then a movie I just saw that was really good, Funny People.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (8gDQu)


OK, I haven't seen any of those movies. I just remember him from SNL.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

455
421 Yeah I'm sitting right here in this thread until someone other than me gets named cruise director. Because I'm pretty sure Weasel is here and I've learned my lesson.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)
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Your words cut like a spork.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 08:33 PM (MVjcR)

456 The same thing happened to me WRT Rob Schneider and American Gigolo. I thought that was a really good movie after I saw it

"Deuce Bigalow" was a classic. and Allen Covert had a good walk-on in that one.

Speaking of Covert, he was awesome in "Grandma's Boy", wherein Scheider had the walk-on.

And back on topic with NR, Kathryn Lopez was right about both movies. They were both classics and the critics were unfair.

Aaaand speaking as a lifelong code monkey, the critics' reaction to "Grandma's Boy" was my first hint that the "nerd community" was suffering from an internal split. This later became #gamergate.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:33 PM (6FqZa)

457 The black comedian who died young right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

Don't know

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

458 I thought Happy Gilmore has hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs)


There was a guy in the Long Drive competition who actually did a Happy Gilmore running swing. He made the Long Drive finals a few years ago and had the fastest ball speeds of the group, though he didn't win.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (8gDQu)

459 nood bombings

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

460 No. SCTV ran rings around the original SNL cast. And I liked the original SNL cast. I didn't see SCTV until a few years later, but they were operating on a whole 'nother level.


That happened to me too. I discovered SCTV after I'd seen SNL and liked SCTV much better.

And look at their cast: John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, and Dave Thomas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (GdWl+)

461 Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs

I was thinking different guy. The one who did the skit was Aries Spears.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

462 Congrats on the new job, bth!

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (a3OL0)

463 I've noticed that a lot of non-political Normies have started to notice there is a whole lot of "you couldn't make a movie/show/book like that today". Hell even a few LIV liberals...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (Z8FFX)

When the millenials came out saying Friends was homophopic, transphobic, fatphobic, and all the other phobic and isms, it was clear just how crazy they are. I loved that Matt LeBlanc fired back.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (U+v0Q)

464 This is awesome!

If I understand it (and I'm sure I do), bluebell is setting up the reservations for all the horde to crash the NR cruise and take over.

Thanks bb and you also weasel for convincing her to do it so soon after the cookbook.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (Escza)

465 Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs

I was thinking different guy. The one who did the skit was Aries Spears.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

I was thinking of Patrice O'Neal.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

466 A video of tonight's Goldberg meltdown would be an awesome addition to this post. Just sayin'. That was a priceless moment in cuckdom.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:39 PM (L1mo7)

467 I listen to the Patriot channel on Sirius on the
drive to work and have to remember to change the channel when I park the
car so I don't accidentally hear Hannity's voice on the same channel in
the afternoon.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

Hannity is nails on chalkboard to me.

Thankfully, his affiliate's competition has Dana Loesch on in the afternoon.


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (rJUlF)

468 i love how many collusions our president, President Donald Trump, never even did!

it's so many!

i think it's a world record

Posted by: happyfeet at March 12, 2018 08:52 PM (mLfQi)

469 On the brighter side, no one here at AoS links to Jonah's keyboard dribblins any more.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 09:05 PM (0ogQG)

470 The latest numbers I could find on M-F birth rates in India was 100M to 91F (2013.) So, hillary went to a country that has rampant gender-selection abortions (even though they are supposedly illegal) to claim white women in the US are stupid and subservient to males.

Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 09:11 PM (OLS0m)

471 "So, hillary went to a country that has rampant gender-selection abortions (even though they are supposedly illegal) to claim white women in the US are stupid and subservient to males."

We really dodged a bullet, didn't we?

Posted by: navybrat at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

472 "...our intelligence agencies decided it was "likely" that Hillary's secret serve had been hacked by hostile foreign powers..."

It really can't be repeated often enough: none of the much-vaunted "17 Intelligence Agencies" (3, really) have ever examined the DNC's server. And counting Mueller, that makes 18 agencies who were forbidden from examining the central piece of "evidence".

We were supposed to go to war with Russia based on a private company's findings--and CrowdStrike has every motive in the world to say it was Russia and not Seth Rich.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 12, 2018 09:36 PM (Ndje9)

473 Noted: Hillary's server and the DNC's server are two different things. Certainly her private server was hacked by every spy service worthy of the name.

Reportedly, Mueller wants to get Trump for "asking" the Russians to find the emails, although it was pure sarcasm. Trump knew what everybody knows; that Bribe Me-Granny left our nation's top secrets on an internet park bench.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (Ndje9)

474 "472 "...our intelligence agencies decided it was "likely" that Hillary's secret serve had been hacked by hostile foreign powers..."

It really can't be repeated often enough: none of the much-vaunted "17 Intelligence Agencies" (3, really) have ever examined the DNC's server. And counting Mueller, that makes 18 agencies who were forbidden from examining the central piece of "evidence".

We were supposed to go to war with Russia based on a private company's findings--and CrowdStrike has every motive in the world to say it was Russia and not Seth Rich."

Question, anyone. Why couldn't the FBI or Mueller get a warrant for the server? It was/is evidence in a criminal investigation.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (L1mo7)

475 Russian bots hacked the committee. There's just nothing out of Putin's grasp at this point.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at March 12, 2018 10:20 PM (jxw6R)

476 Trump should publicly direct Mueller to pivot the investigation to look into the DOJ, FBI, and the Hildabeast.

To keep him honest, Jeff Sessions should join him in the effort. Watch him squirm.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at March 13, 2018 01:47 AM (pRnlX)

477 Jonah Goldberg has been dead to me for the past two years. He used to be a must-read columnist; now he's gone Quite Round the Twist, as the English would say. In fact, he has his head so far up his butt he's looking out of his navel aperture. In further fact, he has revealed that he believed NOTHING of what he has written for YEARS: anyone, ANYONE who would support the evil bitch Clinton and her evil "husband" over a patriotic guy who's willing to work PRO BONO to help get America out of the ditch is either insane or in bed with the enemy. [Insert usual tedious disclaimers here re PDT.]

I mean, how on God's green earth can any of these Quislings pretend any more to love our country? Or follow a rational line of argument? Or, well, anything?

Good for Mollie for taking him down: God bless her.

Posted by: Beverly at March 13, 2018 02:53 AM (VOWpe)

478 Also, now we don't have to read Goldberg's exhausted and lamebrained "jokes" about his "couch" and what it says to him....

Posted by: Beverly at March 13, 2018 03:08 AM (VOWpe)

479 I remember when I subscribed to Jonah's weekly column because he was funny. Been a while.

Posted by: Henry Lee at March 13, 2018 07:58 AM (c/+wS)

480 the major distinction here is that russian collusion is fake whereas 9/11 was actually an inside job
the moar you know

Posted by: dw at March 13, 2018 10:33 AM (X8FSN)

481 I don't know why Ace didn't include a link to the video. I tracked it down (http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/special-report-bret-baier/videos#p/86927/v/5750086576001) and to me it doesn't look anything like the way Ace described it.

Posted by: Dan at March 13, 2018 03:33 PM (0JDIX)

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