Hillary Clinton: I Won the States That Produce 2/3rds of America's GDP; I Won the Places That Don't Hate Black People or Women

Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt.

By the way, here's another TruCon in action, offering sympathy to Hillary and free election advice to the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM




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1 We are not worthy of her magnificence.


Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 06:26 PM (0QYMt)

2
Ho Lee Fook! She's worse than Brian Williams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:27 PM (VM6ev)

3 Hey Grammy.....

Trump won where it mattered, did Russia make you forget about the rust belt darlin'?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 12, 2018 06:27 PM (SzZnW)

4 Nice lady

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

5 "Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt."

And the Fistula ain't just a river in Poland.

Horde, do your stuff!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:27 PM (VM6ev)

6 Imagine going overseas and talking like this in front of foreigners.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

7 Seth...cuck goodtime party boy!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (yhf6w)

8 We are the deplorables; how could we do this to her - to ourselves - denying ourselves of her leadership?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (0QYMt)

9 First off, what the hell is she wearing? That doesn't even remotely fit.

II. Don't go away mad, Hillary, just go away.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (dEQP3)

10 And you're still not POTUS.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (0+nbW)

11 All those women voters she insults have gotta just love having this enabler tell them they are too complaisant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (rBnYq)

12 6 Imagine going overseas and talking like this in front of foreigners.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)


Let's roll the videotape of 2009-2016.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (VM6ev)

13 She did all those things, and, still, will never be president.

Posted by: huerfano at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (EtMVh)

14 What a vile Canute.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

15
You lost, dumbass.

Period. End of discussion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (pNxlR)

16 Give her a crown and a robe. She can continue to pretend to rule over us.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (ABjxW)

17
She's starting to look like Angela Merkel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (VM6ev)

18

A controversial Uzbek imam has suggested that homosexuality is a "disease that worries the world community" and offered advice on how couples can prevent having gay babies.

Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)

19 Dementia isn't just a river in Turkey.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (vfC/C)

20 Hillary - Seth love you long time! Hold torch for you! Sing "French Mistake" in your honor and because it feels so right! But mostly because it feels so right!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (0QYMt)

21 A lot of these calculations liberals throw around are ridiculous regarding GDP and taxes collected in different states.

Like how many corporations are officially "Delaware" corporations, yet obviously the income is made from all 50 states.

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (lKmt3)

22 16 Give her a crown and a robe. She can continue to pretend to rule over us.
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (ABjxW)


Meh. She already has a Crown Royal. As we say on Passover, "di-ay-nu."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (VM6ev)

23 She'll be in jail soon.

/s

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

24 18. Do not give Uzbeks money, stamps, or matches.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (fA1SL)

25 Hillary gets so angry when she dosen`t take her laxatives.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (yhf6w)

26 She is running again.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (+Dllb)

27 She can fuck off with that bullshit. She won the slobbering left-wing populations of our most fascist states, and lost everyone and everything else.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

28 How horribly pathetic, Hillary, to have accomplished all of that and more, and still gotten beaten like a drum by Trump.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

29 If she agrees to stay overseas for the rest of her days we can agree not to prosecute her for her hundreds of felonies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (rBnYq)

30
Nice job of alienating all those other states, babe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:31 PM (VM6ev)

31 I won the states that hate America and want you flyover rubes dead. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 12, 2018 06:31 PM (Tyii7)

32 Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)

Uh..I don't think...hmmm...I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:31 PM (4ErVI)

33 Say it with authority and people will believe it.
Some think tank somewhere has spend several months of man hours researching the subject to come up with that bullet point summary.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 06:31 PM (roQNm)

34 DC corruption isnt real GDP Ms will-never-be-potus.

Posted by: muckrack at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (9J46Z)

35 I just can't listen, It's like nails on a chalkboard. God we dodged a bullet when she lost.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (0OmEj)

36 26 She is running again.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (+Dllb)

Oh wow, how fucking great would that be?! She'll try and rig the primaries again, only this time against Kamala-Toe, Booker and Joey Bidet!

That is going to be one epic train wreck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (VM6ev)

37 35. True. But they're still firing at us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

38 OMG, STFU!!




How many different ways can she say the good people wanted me, the deplorables didn't?


We get it, we're trash, unpeople of JesusLand, scum, disposable, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (W+vEI)

39 Seth is a giant of a man who taint paints like Leonardo Da Vinci.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (SkuXa)

40 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb6pyhj8

That's what the Depends are for - of, you mean for the White House. Yeah, she's on the campaign trail. I wonder how tightly organized the Democrats will be in 2020?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 06:32 PM (0QYMt)

41 19
Dementia isn't just a river in Turkey.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the
night and not a Russian Bot at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (vfC/C)

So , it's also a floor topping?

Posted by: muckrack at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (9J46Z)

42 This crap is why i hate this woman and all who coo over how wonderful she is. This crap is evil, the fomenting of hatred for her power.

I hope she lives a long, long life watching her lust for power go unfulfilled.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (lhV5b)

43 Dear Hillary,

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

*attempts deep, calming breaths*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

44 She lost an unloseable election. That's something isn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (aCNZ6)

45 If she agrees to stay overseas for the rest of her days we can agree not to prosecute her for her hundreds of felonies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (rBnYq)

If we never have to see or hear her again, I'm game.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (0+nbW)

46 She also won the states that produce 3/4ths of the rape.

Actually it's probably even higher, but statistics.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (eKOXG)

47 Mark Levin just tearing the GOPe into shreds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (rBnYq)

48 This woman is truly the worst. Had she won, I think I would have eventually been banned from everywhere I comment, because I just wouldn't be able to keep my suggestions about what should be done about her to myself.

I'm a much calmer person in the age of Trump. But they do still try me. The left is on war footing like I've never seen. Fortunately, tbey seem to be horrifying the middle.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (toi7g)

49 She won 487 out of 3141 Counties.

And she lost the Electoral Vote too.

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (izO6b)

50 Maybe she won where most of the black people aren't located

Posted by: NCKate at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (1l010)

51 Still would't have been as bad as Trump, right guys?

Guys?

Guys?

Posted by: Bill Kristol, no relation to Billy Crystal at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (ayUOl)

52 You damn hicks are too stupid to know what's good for you.

Posted by: Your Betters at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (rwaEp)

53 I now know how all those russkies and chinamen felt waiting for Stalin and Mao to take the dirt nap.
Can't happen soon enough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

54 45 So it looks like the GOP will get destroyed in another special election. Every poll has Connor Lamb about to pull the gigantic upset and defeat Saccone in PA18.

GOP is toast in Nov.

Wonder if this site will have the guts to cover this race tomorrow night?
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (3wGQH)


Early night. Again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (VM6ev)

55 Ha hah! Granny wrapped in her granny quilt of hate and hostility.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (bJ0w+)

56 18 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)

I'm confused, there are a lot of goat human hybrids she faces back in Durka Durkastan>?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (SzZnW)

57
Wonder if this site will have the guts to cover this race tomorrow night?

Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:33 PM (3wGQH)
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You're calling it an early night tomorrow night?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (rBnYq)

58 I honestly wonder what she'd sound like sober.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (aCNZ6)

59 Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf
Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your
spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual
child.


Now there's the scientific method at work!

Posted by: Clock Boy at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (Tyii7)

60 I suppose corporate taxpayers are people now? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (NsOWL)

61 And hey, does this kind of talk worry David Letterman's former producer?


Hillary has been asserting that the people who don't support her are irredeemable, trash, free game to punch and in any other way, marginalize, silent, alienate, polarize. This is some major Alinsky #13 action she's been engaging in for far too long.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

62 26 She is running again.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (+Dllb)

She has to. Running is the basis of her money laundering.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (vkS2Z)

63 She tells these dotted Indian wymyn the reason white women voted for Trump is because our husbands told us to.

My husband doesn't TELL me to do a damned thing.

*more deep, calming breaths*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

64 God is she dumb.


GDP is the final FINAL measure upon purchase or export. So PORTS will have enormous GDP even if they're shipping out CORN or Fritos or whatever, grown and manufactured in the hinterland. The blue ports record the final product.

This irritates the shit out of me. Seems like no one gets this. Hillary, however, is an idiot.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (CAKgV)

65 we must defeat the hill

Posted by: concrete girl at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (SJBL7)

66 When the trolls show up its a pretty good sign they're scared.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR)

67 55 Monmouth Poll out today has Connor Lamb up 6 over the dying Saccone in PA18
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM (3wGQH)


It's nice when a State Supreme Court allows for the illegal gerrymandering of districts.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

68 I hope they convict Chelsea of Seth Rich's murder and Hillary is there when they pull the switch on Ol' Sparky.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (lhV5b)

69
Mrs C is a loser and I think she is a boozer...

Posted by: otho at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (qGuLD)

70 Are we saying Poll Man is Wyll Binn? Or Byll Finn? Or whatever?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (toi7g)

71 And what is Poll Man gibbering on about? Never mind. Don't care.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (vkS2Z)

72 Oh, and I dare anyone tell me what to do. However, I did tell him he'd better start voting against leftists or I'd think he was a latent gay. That did the trick.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (CAKgV)

73 I told my wife to vote for Harambe.
She didn't listen, but at last I got a good sammich.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (eKOXG)

74 70 I hope they convict Chelsea of Seth Rich's murder and Hillary is there when they pull the switch on Ol' Sparky.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (lhV5b)


Are you kidding? Hilary will pull it herself so all the secrets die with Webb Hubbell's daughter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (VM6ev)

75 Do STDs affect the brain? Maybe BJ gave her a particularly nasty one and it's eating one of her lobes.

*fingers crossed it speeds up*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

76 The balls on that bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (3Pma+)

77 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (VM6ev)
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George Soros

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (y3aQB)

78 72
Actually, these special elections have been early nights with the Dems kicking the GOP's asses all over the country and in big Trump districts.

You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)

She's taken it one too many times, mostly in the face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (VM6ev)

79 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.

Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)

Even though most of us loathe her, we'll still laugh at her Alzheimer's-induced speech.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (vkS2Z)

80 so I wonder which one of our old favorite trolls "poll mann" is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

81 78. Nope. Hillz gotz teh Kuru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

82 72 Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)

Sure I will, she will try to pass a huge tax hike if empowered and hand us back the gavel in 2020.....

now go fuck yourself child.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (SzZnW)

83 [makes rah-rah gesture]
Dat's right you go champ!

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 12, 2018 06:37 PM (z2W2E)

84
Hey Poll Man:

Michael Ossoff.

Please retrieve your footwear maintenance storage unit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (VM6ev)

85 Could the Indian people perform sutee one last time? Through her on a pyre of her hopes.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (aCNZ6)

86 Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)
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You are as NUTS & as annoying as BananaShitsGuy

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)

87 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Posted by: The Dude at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (EoRCO)

88 #45

hahahahahaha ... hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FeqJkfrilc

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (roQNm)

89 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.

Demented gibberish is always good for a laugh.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (eKOXG)

90 We get the lamest trolls on this blog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

91 >> I hope they convict Chelsea of Seth Rich's murder and Hillary is there when they pull the switch on Ol' Sparky.



Ah, dear, sweet Chelsea, who only last week made sure to let everyone know Ivanka is fair game for any/all attacks. Nice "friend" you had there, Ivanka.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (W+vEI)

92 These people will never go away willingly.

That's all I'll say. Later.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (GXfFU)

93 Come at me again, Grandma.

See what happens.

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (J6esX)

94 And yet she lost for the second time she was a sure thing. Totally unfair and doubtless largely due to old white men's fear of powerful women.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (LpbzJ)

95 If the Left ever gets back in power, they will be out for revenge.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

96 7
She's starting to look like Angela Merkel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (VM6ev)

I'm sorry I just don't see the face of a St. Bernard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (3Pma+)

97 >>You are as NUTS & as annoying as BananaShitsGuy

Possibly so but, at least I know what fucking year it is.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (r9UYA)

98 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.

Bravo!1!

Posted by: Pole Smoker at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (Tyii7)

99 >>Do STDs affect the brain? Maybe BJ gave her a particularly nasty one and it's eating one of her lobes.


Syphilis

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

100 Why do the gays like Poll smoking mann love Hillary so much?

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (CAKgV)

101 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BITCH, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (O5Q3r)

102 I think Hillary should be given another award.

Posted by: !jeb at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (r9UYA)

103 96 Come at me again, Grandma.

See what happens.
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (J6esX)


Hillary went after a glass object all right. But it wasn't a ceiling, IYKWIM...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (VM6ev)

104 However, if Hillary Clinton had managed to get her butt up to Michigan at some point during the campaign and won another 2% of the vote, they would magically transform from a state chock full of one-toothed inbred hick morons to the most enlightened and noble people on the planet.

Ditto Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, etc...

Posted by: Gridlock at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (N+zBw)

105 99 7
She's starting to look like Angela Merkel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (VM6ev)

I'm sorry I just don't see the face of a St. Bernard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (3Pma+)


Dude, there's a cask of brandy under her neck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (VM6ev)

106 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: The Dude at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (EoRCO)

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (EoRCO)

107 It's fun to note that had DistHillary paid a little bit more attention to the role that the Electoral College plays in electing a U.S. President, she might not have lost.

On the other hand, the Electoral College is one of those things in the Constitution, so someone who flunked a bar exam---like DistHillary or Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle---might be a little hazy on the concept.

Posted by: Furious George at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (9vQJW)

108 I've never really understood why people troll.

Like say these polls were flipped and it looked like a Republican might pull an upset. Why would I go to a liberal website and say "we think we might win tomorrow in a single special election district!! In your face!!!"

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (lKmt3)

109 The Clinton Archipelago vs. Trumpland:

https://www.inverse.com/article/25635-map-remakes-us-trumpland-clinton-archipelago

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (qJtVm)

110 Fuck that bitch in particular with Bill's diseased noodle.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (UdKB7)

111 Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (r9UYA)
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wow That was quite the "BURN" Sweetheart

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (y3aQB)

112 I hope thst while Chelsea is waiting for execution, some Dreamers from MS-13 turn her face into ground beef.

And that Bill's last moments are spent in agony as the syphilis eats away at his last brain cells.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (lhV5b)

113 It's been over a year, and I still can't understand how not voting for the old white lady was racist.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (ANIFC)

114 Poll mann = Chelsea

Same sub-moron writing style.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

115
So, Poll Troll = Hogg?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev)

116 In other words: FU fly-over States people.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (F6tBH)

117 I am going to stick it right up your liberal ass!

Posted by: Pole Mann at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (yhf6w)

118 You guys won't be laughing when Speaker Pelosi takes the gavel.
Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:36 PM (3wGQH)



I have the Jerk Store on line two.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (Mouru)

119 This is who she is. This is what she believes. How anyone could have ever even thought about voting for her is beyond me.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (LAe3v)

120 98 Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

They'll get it, the leftoids like Pole Mann there have shown lawlessness is a-okay....

I'll follow the law just like their pet amigos.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (SzZnW)

121 >>wow That was quite the "BURN" Sweetheart

You remind me of my autistic nephew.

Posted by: !jeb at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (r9UYA)

122 Give her a crown and a robe. She can continue to pretend to rule over us.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (ABjxW)
...........

I'll give her a propeller beanie and she already has a muumuu. Is that good enough?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

123 Why do the gays like Poll smoking mann love Hillary so much?
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (CAKgV)

Designated catchers always vote for old woman they hope to be but never can.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (Eu5eZ)

124 Why do the gays like Poll smoking mann love Hillary so much?"

They don't, actually. They just hate us. And they *think* that by celebrating her they'll get under our skins. (they don't understand us, either).

They're easier to understand when you realize that every moment of every day, and their entire worldview, is based on hatred and nothing else. They're sociopaths who are too cowardly to do anything but make up an anonymous name and hurl insults at their betters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (k1TUh)

125 Hell on earth must be eternity with Hillary as your MiL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

126 Why do I also suspect that most of the places Hillary won also had at least 2/3 of the murders.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

127 She will still never be president.

Her screams of agony and hatred against the unfairness of the world which will belch forth from her eventual deathbed will echo throughout the galaxy and beyond, forever.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (O033+)

128 125 Hell on earth must be eternity with Hillary as your MiL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

Or Chubbel as your wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev)

129 Is this how they get more Trump?

It kinda sounds like how they'll get more Trump.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (c9/Pc)

130 Well, scrunts are gonna be scrunty.

That witch needs to get over herself and go away.

I know we are over her, long since.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (7UW64)

131 Damn Russian Poll Bots.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (Eu5eZ)

132 I've never really understood why people troll.
Like say these polls were flipped and it looked like a Republican might pull an upset. Why would I go to a liberal website and say "we think we might win tomorrow in a single special election district!! In your face!!!"
Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 06:41 PM (lKmt3)

See #107....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (EoRCO)

133 Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt.

======

Friggin' Hillarious and Instant Classic. I'm stealing that ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (EeMxM)

134 99 >>Do STDs affect the brain? Maybe BJ gave her a particularly nasty one and it's eating one of her lobes.

---

4chan thinks she has something related to eating pineal glands of children, citing her nervous tics, choking/gagging episodes, and a close picture of a tongue lesion, amongst other bits

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (z2W2E)

135 This is who she is. This is what she believes. How anyone could have ever even thought about voting for her is beyond me.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (LAe3v)



I think a smart, modern woman president would have done America proud. I may even invite her on my next Tru-Con Cruise so we can share a meal together.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (Mouru)

136 This is how a spiffed-up cat lady looks. But she always goes back to the cats.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (zLDYs)

137 112
I hope thst while Chelsea is waiting for execution, some Dreamers from MS-13 turn her face into ground beef.



My, aren't you just the butchest thing going.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:44 PM (LAe3v)

138
Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.


He seems smart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (pNxlR)

139 Hell on earth must be eternity with Hillary as your MiL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

Or Chubbel as your wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev)


Has Chelz husband even been seen in public recently? Are we sure he's still alive?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

140 Kinda interesting she say Indian-American (dot) while she's there and didn't Biden say something regarding Indian-American?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM19YOqs7hU

Talk about backwards looking.

The GDP # is because of Wallstreet in NY and the tech/movie industry in Cali. And of course the central valley agricultural - who, if I remember correctly, did not vote for her.

https://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/house/california/

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (bB4HN)

141 'Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt'

No it's that god that looks like a jackle.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (UdKB7)

142 134. Yes. It's called kuru. I've been saying this for almost two years now. Kuru and korsikoff's syndrome.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

143 Has Pelosi been hospitalized yet? Last I heard, her public appearances have been marked by small seizures.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (lhV5b)

144 In my experience, especially at National Review, which is unsuprising now, the trolls are all from homosexual sites related to Raw Story and Joenogod (something like that). It's a desperate attempt to "act up" because of daddy issues. They see conservatives as "daddy." Potty training trauma, most likely.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (CAKgV)

145 That lady is all class.

#GivingMeBoners

Posted by: William Kristol at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (4e+hS)

146
God I wish someone would build the old crow a replica of the oval office she can sit in all day

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (lKyWE)

147 135
This is who she is. This is what she believes. How anyone could have ever even thought about voting for her is beyond me.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:42 PM (LAe3v)





I think a smart, modern woman president would have done America
proud. I may even invite her on my next Tru-Con Cruise so we can share a
meal together.

Posted by: Bill Kristol



Yeah, yeah, whatever. Those nautical toilets aren't gonna swab themselves, Kristol. Get on it.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (LAe3v)

148 >>>>Monmouth Poll out today has Connor Lamb up 6 over the dying Saccone in PA18


Posted by: Poll Mann at March 12, 2018 06:34 PM
.
.
.Notice the caveat they included in the poll:

"Lamb holds a 51% to 45% lead over Saccone if turnout yields a Democratic
surge similar to voting patterns seen in other special elections over
the past year"

Basically they over sampled dems hoping turnout would be as great as GA-06.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (+Dllb)

149 Yep it sure would be good for the world if that diseased and bitter old woman was president.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (aCNZ6)

150 The ads just.. write themselves

Posted by: exliberal at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (pd+Xc)

151 Possibly so but, at least I know what fucking year it is.


Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:39 PM (r9UYA)


Do tell. What year ARE you fucking?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (7UW64)

152 Will this cunt never go away?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (w2P4k)

153 143 Has Pelosi been hospitalized yet? Last I heard, her public appearances have been marked by small seizures.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (lhV5b)

She has to sleep in her native earth before the sun rises each day, you know.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (ANIFC)

154 I doubt if a night goes by that she does not cry herself to sleep, nor a day goes by that she does not spend hours of that day thinking a million "what-ifs."

What a horrible life she has must live. And, all of her own making.

Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (OLS0m)

155 GDP includes exports, regardless of origin. Ports are in blue coastal cities which are packed full of immigrants from the 2nd and 3rd world. Have been forever.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (CAKgV)

156 Who here wants to bet that pole boy was one of the lefty beta-male weeping retards on election nite?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)

157 As infuriating as this woman is; it is amusing to see her continue to grouse about her election loss. You know she wakes up every morning in abject bitterness over it.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (F6tBH)

158 Has Chelz husband even been seen in public recently? Are we sure he's still alive?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

He shot himself ten times in the back of the head while shaving.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:47 PM (4ErVI)

159
On Election night, her aides should have locked her away before Florida was declared and told her she won. Then pretended she was really President but never let the truth out.

This is what was done with Portuguese leader Antonio Salazar after his stroke in 1968. They never said he no longer had power and he never found out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (nbrXw)

160 Where's the really big black guy with the syringe who was always right next to her in 2016?

He needs to find her, because DistHillary needs to be sedated by means other than her usual copious self-administered doses.

Posted by: Furious George at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (9vQJW)

161 I sure love that woman....she can rule over me anytime.

Posted by: Ralph Peters at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (nzKWW)

162 Did Twinkles Goldberg have too many Proteon Slurpies from his Life Partner lately?? good Lord who makes his clothes? Omar The Tent Maker?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (y3aQB)

163 This panel on Special Report is unbelievable. Jonah and this other woman are literally arguing with Mollie that the consensus has not and is not that Trump colluded with Russia to win an election. Insane.

Posted by: Gman at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (Bnm2K)

164 "My, aren't you just the butchest thing going."

You object to my hopes for Ceaucescu level justice for the family that would see the US become another Balkans in exchange for just a little more wealth and power?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (lhV5b)

165 The next glass ceiling Hillz smashes her head into will be her table in a bar.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (aCNZ6)

166 159. Ahh.... the Norma Desmond Fan-Mail Gambit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (fA1SL)

167 5
"Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt."



And the Fistula ain't just a river in Poland.



Horde, do your stuff!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


And the Tallahatchie is.... um.....a really stupid name for a river.

**slinks off in shame**

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:48 PM (LAe3v)

168

BREAKING:

House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev)

169 Keep it up, Hillary dear. You're doing wonderfully well!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (2NqXo)

170 Seth Mandel has three kids.

And all of them are named "Paulo".


Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (IkIB1)

171 Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.
====

That explains everything!

Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (nILVB)

172 Jackle? Wtf spell check you just let that by?

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (UdKB7)

173 I think Lamb will win. He is campaigning as a Republican...pro gun, pro military, says tax cuts were kinda OK. And the dullard voters believe him. Cuz wow he's 33 and bright and energetic and I guess he could never lie to me.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (w2P4k)

174 Somebody should check the 2/3rds GDP claim - after all, seven of the ten most populous states voted for Trump.

You'd think that Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, North Carolina, and Michigan alone would have 1/3 of GDP - let alone the other Trump states.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (dlwIY)

175 Goldberg lost his mind along with French and Kristol.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (CAKgV)

176 "that red in the middle..."

Like it's a shitstain.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 06:49 PM (U+nHb)

177 86 Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)
---------
You are as NUTS & as annoying as BananaShitsGuy
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)




/s is sarcasm, right? Shrillary Rotten Clitler deserves prosecution, but Under Fire is correct, she sadly will not get it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (ujg0T)

178 Yes, HRC. We know. And we know a large portion of the population agrees with you, and it is why I worry about the country.

I believe she has also said women who voted against her hated themselves. Honey, I never hated myself so much I let my husband cheat on me, and defended him raping other women. But you do you.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (U+v0Q)

179 She hates most of the country. Nearly all (normal) men. Anyone in a flyover state.

She only came close because she co-opted a major party and MSM. And high ranking members of The Borg thought she'd make it rain for them.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (n+6mJ)

180 The Goal Post moving is frankly so infuriating.

Posted by: Gman at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (Bnm2K)

181 143 Has Pelosi been hospitalized yet? Last I heard, her public appearances have been marked by small seizures.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (lhV5b)


They match the big seizures: health care, the economy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (VM6ev)

182
I think a smart, modern woman president would have done America proud. I may even invite her on my next Tru-Con Cruise so we can share a meal together.
Posted by: Bill Kristol


Not thatBill's diseased noodle!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

183 I'd click on that video except I was planning on eating dinner at some point tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (GdWl+)

184 Laughin' at the broken down drunken hag here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

185 And the Fistula ain't just a river in Poland.



Horde, do your stuff!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



And Titicaca ain't just a German fetish site.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (Mouru)

186 How dare you say that only campaigning in solid Democrat strongholds and not visiting areas that could go either way was stupid?

You think the saps out in Detroit or Flint have any where near the money to donate like New York or El Lay?

Posted by: Hillary! for 2020 at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (6n332)

187 185
And Titicaca ain't just a German fetish site.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (Mouru)

LOL.

My favorite word between the ages of 10 and 44.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (VM6ev)

188 Why is Hillary explaining this to an audience in India?
No I didn't watch all the way to the end, should I?

Was there a point to it?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 06:51 PM (roQNm)

189 I'm not ready to say Hillary will never be president.


Granted it is highly unlikely but not impossible.


I can think of a few out-there scenarios where Hillary gets elected in 2020.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (LpbzJ)

190 Why do the gays like Poll smoking mann love Hillary so much?
^^^

shuttup. Shuttup! SHUTTUP!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (IkIB1)

191 Again, GDP includes exports as in CONTAINER SHIPS. Most export is not by plane, train, or truck, it's in CONTAINER SHIPS which leave from major ports. That's why the GDP looks like it's "from" blue states. It ships out of blue PORTS, the same places crawling with immigrants in tenements.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (CAKgV)

192
You'd think that Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, North Carolina, and Michigan alone would have 1/3 of GDP - let alone the other Trump states.

Posted by: The ARC of History


CNN fact checkers say that Mississippi has -10% of GDP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (nbrXw)

193 Isn't there a house from Kansas looking for her?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (ClrTw)

194 "House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election."

You don't say. Who would have thought.

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

195 That lady is all class.

#GivingMeBoners

Posted by: William Kristol at March 12, 2018 06:46 PM (4e+hS)


*snif* What about me? *snif*sob*

Posted by: Judith Miller at March 12, 2018 06:52 PM (HgMAr)

196 is sarcasm, right? Shrillary Rotten Clitler deserves prosecution, but Under Fire is correct, she sadly will not get it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (ujg0T)



This is what happens when you have dynasties and long serving public officials. They know so much they can get away with stuff, b/c they probably have dirt on whomever comes after them. It's a "If I go to jail, I'm taking you with me" kind of thing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (U+v0Q)

197 And you thought Obama was the most divisive politician in US history.

Posted by: James Damore at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (ZuGkg)

198 My G-D that bitch is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (5y11N)

199
/s is sarcasm, right? Shrillary Rotten Clitler deserves prosecution, but Under Fire is correct, she sadly will not get it.
---------
No Sarcasm evry day that clown does this ! what does it think it does to post on this blog the J.SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is asleep at the wheel? Session is going to say OHH some Randon Fuck on a random blog is ripping me, I better do somewthing

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (y3aQB)

200 Savannah, GA is the second busiest port on the east coast. GA ain't blue--yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

201 If only somebody had taken Hillary aside before the election and explained that the winner is the candidate who gets the most electoral votes, not the candidate who wins the states that make most of the shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (Mouru)

202 43
Dear Hillary,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
*attempts deep, calming breaths*


Posted by: Jane D'oh



I don't think it's working.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (LAe3v)

203 "Lamb holds a 51% to 45% lead over Saccone if turnout yields a Democratic
surge similar to voting patterns seen in other special elections over
the past year"

Basically they over sampled dems hoping turnout would be as great as GA-06.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

____________

Now they really are just making shit up

"If Saconne has a scandal involving a 14 year old underage girl, Connor Lamb has a 6 point lead."

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (lKmt3)

204 191. I saw Immigrants in Tenements open for Men Without Hats at CBGB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL)

205 Off sock

Posted by: Simplemind at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (ZuGkg)

206 Busy busy day and I finally get a chance to check in here only to realize this ugly hag just won't go away. Delusional.

Posted by: IC at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

207 There's a name for what Hillary accomplished in 2016.


2nd place

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2018 06:54 PM (wPiJc)

208 "If Saconne has a scandal involving a 14 year old underage girl, Connor Lamb has a 6 point lead."

....



I got this.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell - (D - Tortuga) at March 12, 2018 06:54 PM (IkIB1)

209 So what tropical disease has infested the DC swamps to make Goldberg think Trump was supported by Putin?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM (lhV5b)

210 Holy "the fox and the grapes" Batman!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

211 Ahh.... the Norma Desmond Fan-Mail Gambit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
-----------

Uncle P., such comments are the reason that I keep returning to this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM (cp1if)

212 Anyone, ANYONE saying they would have preferred that bitch to Trump is through and through, an asshole.

Yeah, even your mom.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM (U+nHb)

213
I'm not ready to say Hillary will never be president.

I kind of cringe every time I hear someone say "never."

It's almost like daring SMOD or a lightning bolt from heaven to crash down upon one's head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM (IqV8l)

214
2nd place

Posted by: Muldoon


The snazzy title is "First Loser."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (nbrXw)

215 /s is sarcasm, right? Shrillary Rotten Clitler deserves prosecution, but Under Fire is correct, she sadly will not get it.
---------
No Sarcasm evry day that clown does this ! what does it think it does to post on this blog the J.SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is asleep at the wheel? Session is going to say OHH some Randon Fuck on a random blog is ripping me, I better do somewthing
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:53 PM (y3aQB)



It seems to me that you two, and I, are all on the same side. Under Fire isn't Poll Pot Mann or Bull Whine.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

216 So what tropical disease has infested the DC swamps to make Goldberg think Trump was supported by Putin?

----

Behold the power of a fully weaponized news media.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (roQNm)

217 Does anyone know what Hillary got paid to give that speech?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (U+nHb)

218 63 She tells these dotted Indian wymyn the reason white women voted for Trump is because our husbands told us to.

My husband doesn't TELL me to do a damned thing.

*more deep, calming breaths*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (7UW64)

219 God I wish someone would build the old crow a replica of the oval office she can sit in all day.

And we're certain this hasn't yet happened...how...exactly?

I can see her in there every day, rolling the ball bearings in her hand and cursing strawberries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (GdWl+)

220 Really Hill? Even your husband tried to tell you that you were strewing the pooch, but no, you listened to a twenty something nobody named Mook. BTW, Mook was in diapers when your husband won in 92. Great judgement there, dumbass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (gC2IV)

221 A controversial Uzbek imam has suggested that homosexuality is a "disease that worries the world community" and offered advice on how couples can prevent having gay babies.

Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)

Oh.... Damn it all.... iz that why my Son looks like a Goat???

Posted by: Abdhul a Bull Bull at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (NgKpN)

222 2nd place

Posted by: Muldoon

The snazzy title is "First Loser."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (nbrXw)



"Participant"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (Mouru)

223 2142nd place


Posted by: Muldoon


The snazzy title is "First Loser.


The Penultimate!

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (LAe3v)

224 "House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election. "

This means nothing. Full speed ahead!

Posted by: Team Lefty at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (UdKB7)

225 It's hard to imagine a more vile person than Hillary, but I'm sure the Democrats are working on it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (l9m7l)

226 Oops, what I meant was, when the pollsters call, I do what my MIL did. I tell them my husband hasn't told me who to vote for yet. Shuts 'em up every time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (7UW64)

227 I can't decide if I should watch the video or not. Is it anything new? Do I want to experience outrage? Or will I laugh?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (U+v0Q)

228 Hillary of Hamunaptra.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (elx20)

229 So what tropical disease has infested the DC swamps to make Goldberg think Trump was supported by Putin?

^^^


DCBubble-itis

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (IkIB1)

230 225 It's hard to imagine a more vile person than Hillary, but I'm sure the Democrats are working on it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (l9m7l)



Commie-lah Harris is already there. Don't let her (for now) decent looks fool you.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (ujg0T)

231 Whatever your problem is, yo, I'll solve it! (Check out my hook while my DJ revolves it...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (e9G8E)

232 >>>>I'm not ready to say Hillary will never be president.



I kind of cringe every time I hear someone say "never."



It's almost like daring SMOD or a lightning bolt from heaven to crash down upon one's head.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM...It's like that time my wife said the boat launch went great and was problem free and 10 minutes later and half a mile from the boat ramp we had six inches of water in the back of the boat because the drain plug got cross threaded.
It's called Karma and she is a bitch.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (+Dllb)

233 Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (ujg0T)
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No it is Mentally Ill & wants to be right, if nothing happens, it will comee here & crow & crow & crow. & if something does happen evertone will forget about it. NOT ME!!

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (y3aQB)

234 Is she still shilling that unbroken glass ceiling on Craigslist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (Mouru)

235 Dear heavens there is a ton of news tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (dEQP3)

236 Maybe she should go try out for leader of a different country

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)

237 I'm gonna do a little jig, do a little soft-shoe, and do a little roller disco, 'cause Hillary Clinton will NEVER be the president of the United States of America!

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (bJ0w+)

238 I tell my wife to do a lot of things, and I got the scars to prove it!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (5y11N)

239 No it is Mentally Ill & wants to be right, if nothing happens, it will comee here & crow & crow & crow. & if something does happen evertone will forget about it. NOT ME!!
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 06:58 PM (y3aQB)



I understand "the Eeyore Impulse". Certainly the GOPee has encouraged it. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (ujg0T)

240 Maybe she should go try out for leader of a different country
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)



I wonder if she knows that Antarctica is completely up for grabs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:00 PM (Mouru)

241 My G-D that bitch is the gift that keeps on giving.


BJ had to have given her some toxic STD cocktail. Likely some combination of herpes and syphilis. Bet her brain looks like Swiss cheese by now. His too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:00 PM (GdWl+)

242 It's hard to imagine a more vile person than Hillary, but I'm sure the Democrats are working on it.

Hell, we're rollin' em out faster'n Deetroit in the 60s!

Posted by: The Donks at March 12, 2018 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

243 Maybe she should go try out for leader of a different country
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)

Well Prime Minister Bollywood could use someone slightly less stupid than he is.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 07:00 PM (aCNZ6)

244 Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (ujg0T)
-----
Nothing to do with 'The Eeyore Impulse"

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:00 PM (y3aQB)

245 "House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election. "
This means nothing. Full speed ahead!
Posted by: Team Lefty at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM (UdKB7)

Time's up.

Fire Old Bob so he can go get some booty at The Villages already.

Herpes ain't gonna spread itself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (EoRCO)

246 Our bad. Maybe call some rooftop Koreans next time?

Posted by: Bosnian Sniper Team at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (VNKkw)

247 I'm gonna do a little jig, do a little soft-shoe,

SHe danced for those in minstrel shows and county fairs
Throughout the south

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (5y11N)

248 Hillary! is proof that Bill Clinton is an idiot.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (MVjcR)

249 240
Maybe she should go try out for leader of a different country

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)





I wonder if she knows that Antarctica is completely up for grabs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I believe the summit of Vesuvius is also available.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

250 Lol!!!! Schadenboner... I needed that. But I almost put an eye out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 07:01 PM (nkTeS)

251 How in the hell do you get through Yale Law and not be able to pass the bar?

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

252 No it is Mentally Ill wants to be right
^^^

Yeah, UF totally nailed it with the prediction that Trump would institute martial law and took all our guns away.
*eyeroll*

I think of Under Fire as that homeless dude on the street corner , doing a jig and flipping off cars. Sort of local color.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (IkIB1)

253 "BJ had to have given her some toxic STD cocktail."

Bubba NEVER stuck his dick in that train wreck. He fucked her with the Hubble.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (lhV5b)

254 I believe she has also said women who voted against her hated themselves. Honey, I never hated myself so much I let my husband cheat on me, and defended him raping other women. But you do you.


Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 06:50 PM (U+v0Q)

It is just projection, like so much of what proggies do.

She simply cannot stand that the entire darned country didn't stand up and kiss her backside. She really believes that her entire self-worth is tied to an election result, one which was entirely beyond her grasp.

Talk about self-hate. She may even actually see herself as we do, and then she subverts it to keep from offing herself. She's twisted, and sick, and needs to just go away.

I'd settle for incarceration. At least then they could keep her harpy screeching voice off the air.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (7UW64)

255 She tells these dotted Indian wymyn the reason white women voted for Trump is because our husbands told us to.


And the Indian women think...well, that's how it should be. Why is that a problem?

I don't know the arena, but maybe the women are all 4th wave feminists...who knows. HRC hates women, that's for sure. And not a surprise.

Also, I don't think American women have a reputation of being subservient, so not sure they'll buy her nonsense. Then again, I never thought Americans would. So wth do I know. Zilch. Squat.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (U+v0Q)

256 I believe the summit of Vesuvius is also available.


"For the sake of all that we hold holy and dear to our hearts, keep her away from Peruvia."

- each and every Peruvian ever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (GdWl+)

257 Savannah is fourth in the US. Still half of NYC and far below LA and Long Beach.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (CAKgV)

258 On the other hand, the Electoral College is one of those things in the Constitution, so someone who flunked a bar exam---like DistHillary or Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle---might be a little hazy on the concept.
Posted by: Furious George at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM

We're gonna run up the popular vote in California! Trump is toast!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (2NqXo)

259 The level of anger is still off the charts.

Hey, Hillary My husband didn't tell me to vote for you, and there are millions of women who voted for Trump whose husbands didn't tell us who to vote for. And it's ignorant to make assumptions about whole parts of the U.S. not liking women and blacks. What? No blacks or people of Indian background voted for Trump either, or if they did they're all "Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima or whatever the equivalent of an a Indian voter for Trump is.

Hillary-I'll give you spiritual direction at no charge. Envy and anger is eating up your soul. You need a come to Jesus moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (8+Ozj)

260 This was in India, correct? I guess Hillary's audience just didn't have the heart to teach her about Karma -- and what Karma does to you when you spend your life committing felonies, covering for your sexual predator husband, getting good people killed, and plotting a leftwing police state..

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (EzdLW)

261
251 How in the hell do you get through Yale Law and not be able to pass the bar?


Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (LAe3v)


Blowjobs and daddy's money?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

262 The black stain in her heart is taking over.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (aCNZ6)

263 http://bit.ly/2DmVmnr
----------------
SARA CARTER: James Clapper Allegedly Leaked Information About Trump's Classified Briefing on Phony Dossier to CNN
----------
Hannity's Tick Tock

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (y3aQB)

264 "Participant"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 06:56 PM (Mouru)
.........

Barely. She sure spent a lot of time getting drunk and falling down or hiding.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

265
207 There's a name for what Hillary accomplished in 2016.

2nd place
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2018 06:54 PM


First loser, if you will ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pNxlR)

266 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: dolph lundgren at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (ewxPW)

267 PT (previous topic) - if Turley was referring to the ludicrous lies of Dem leadership that they weren't briefed on enhanced interrogation at the time, then he's just another example of someone trapped in "balanced" commentary when reality isn't "balanced". These heinous lies by Pelosi and Reid were eviscerated shortly after they were told.


I find these sorts of people especially pernicious and offensive. He obviously gets the point (de facto immunity for perjury for govt. officials), but simply must make up some bipartisan examples of the phenomenon, even though he has no real cases, and the cases lying on one side are abundant and obvious.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

268 Good Lord, that woman is bitter and delusional. I'm gonna make a special trip to wherever she's buried so I can piss on her grave.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (ycgPP)

269 Ho Lee Fook! She's worse than Brian Williams.
Pikers.

Posted by: kev williamson at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (ewxPW)

270 Bubba NEVER stuck his dick in that train wreck. He fucked her with the Hubble.


That poor, poor deep-space telescope. What did it ever do to anybody to deserve that foul fate?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (GdWl+)

271 Hillary reminds me of Al Gore's meltdown after his loss. He started a cult too.


But she is WAY fucking crazier.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (IkIB1)

272 261251 How in the hell do you get through Yale Law and not be able to pass the bar?
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM (LAe3v)


Blowjobs and daddy's money?

Posted by: tcn in AK


Damn, the mouths on the women here. Not disagreeing, mind you...

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (LAe3v)

273 If slick Willie kicks the bucket, I wonder if Hillary will toss herself on his funeral pyre.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (EzdLW)

274 Bangkok, it's not just a city in . . . aw, forget it, man. Is anyone's mouth available for 15 minutes?

Posted by: Bill Clinton - take my wife, please at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (hSk36)

275 >>168

BREAKING:

House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election.

So, this means Mueller folds up his tent right? Right?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (r9UYA)

276 OT-

Any of you Texicans have an update on the package bombs in Austin or wherever they're exploding?

Random lunatic or Poll Smoker troll? RoP?

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (Escza)

277 Barely. She sure spent a lot of time getting drunk and falling down or hiding.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (HgMAr)



To be fair, there was the barking and the googly-eyed head-rolling thing too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (Mouru)

278 The state that produces 2/3 of the nations GDP?

No, I don't think Hillary won Texas.....

Posted by: gastorgrab at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (u6OFe)

279 Yeah, UF totally nailed it with the prediction that Trump would institute martial law and took all our guns away.
*eyeroll*



Well, that is just IllTemperedCur Revisited, no?

For now, I am giving The Donald the benefit of the doubt and assume he is baiting the Demunists into revealing how extreme they are and ultimately giving them nothing, just like what happened with "Teh Dreemerz".

I just saw reactions like UF has as the typical doom and gloom Pessimism a lot of us on the Right have. After all, being sold out by "Team R" time and time again has happened.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (ujg0T)

280
Maybe she should go try out for leader of a different country

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)


There may be a position opening up in North Korea soon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (lKyWE)

281
It's fun to note that had DistHillary paid a little bit more attention to the role that the Electoral College plays in electing a U.S. President, she might not have lost.

Posted by: Furious George at March 12, 2018 06:40 PM (9vQJW)







I kind of suspect that Frau Gruppencankles thought she had the EC locked up at least a month before the election. So she focused on popular vote so that she could take victory laps and scream "IN YOUR FACE, ORANGE MAN!" at Trump.

Then again, she's probably just a fucking dumbass sore loser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (eXA4G)

282 273
If slick Willie kicks the bucket, I wonder if Hillary will toss herself on his funeral pyre.

Posted by: Hands


You're confused. They'll throw his bimbos on the pyre. It's called sluttee.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

283 Hillary-I'll give you spiritual direction at no charge. Envy and anger is eating up your soul. You need a come to Jesus moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (8+Ozj)

She may be one of those folks who will need that come to Jesus moment applied upside her head. My thought is that the place Jesus is supposed to be in her life is already taken by many other things, including her oversized ego and sense of entitlement. After this long, it will be difficult to pry that out of the way.

But we can pray.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (7UW64)

284 I tell my wife to do a lot of things, and I got the scars to prove it!
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------

Ah, yes, the oft-discussed "Calm down..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (nBBdT)

285 Hillary can't be in India! She's not wearing a sari or a dot!!!

Posted by: justin trudeau at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (ewxPW)

286 4chan thinks she has something related to eating pineal glands of children, citing her nervous tics, choking/gagging episodes, and a close picture of a tongue lesion, amongst other bits
=====
4 chan might actually be useful?

Posted by: Simplemind at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (ZuGkg)

287 That poor, poor deep-space telescope. What did it ever do to anybody to deserve that foul fate?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:05 PM (GdWl+)



Until then it was believed there was only one crab nebula.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (Mouru)

288 142 134. Yes. It's called kuru. I've been saying this for almost two years now. Kuru and korsikoff's syndrome.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

Korsikoff's is what you get from giving too many rimskies.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

289 My favorite headline of the day.

Is It Racist to Call Maxine Waters Stupid, Considering How Stupid She Is?

https://pjmedia.com/trending/racist-call-maxine-
waters-stupid-considering-stupid/?singlepage=true

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (pvjTE)

290 Hillay was just trying to curry favor with the dot Indians.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (nkTeS)

291 I'm not ready to say Hillary will never be president.

I kind of cringe every time I hear someone say "never."

It's almost like daring SMOD or a lightning bolt from heaven to crash down upon one's head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:55 PM

----

#MeToo.

I figure 2020 is her last chance.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (6n332)

292 276. Out by montopolis and south east Austin.

Its weird as hell. Doesnt make any kind of sense. At least, not yet, anyway

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

293 263 http://bit.ly/2DmVmnr
----------------
SARA CARTER: James Clapper Allegedly Leaked Information About Trump's Classified Briefing on Phony Dossier to CNN
----------
Hannity's Tick Tock
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:04 PM (y3aQB)

And the statute of limitations for that just expired, right?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (ANIFC)

294 282 273
If slick Willie kicks the bucket, I wonder if Hillary will toss herself on his funeral pyre.

Posted by: Hands

You're confused. They'll throw his bimbos on the pyre. It's called sluttee.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

*slow clap*

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

295 Hillary-I'll give you spiritual direction at no charge. Envy and anger is eating up your soul. You need a come to Jesus moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (8+Ozj)



"Soul." LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (Mouru)

296 07:00 PM (GdWl+). Oh don't be absurd. syphilis clears right up with penicillin.

Why Law and Order even had an episode of going after an insurance company for not notifying the whole world about a a syphillitic dude who years later went on a killing spree.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (eASYU)

297
SHe danced for those in minstrel shows and county fairs
Throughout the south


Her hopes up and died, they up and died
After sixteen months she still whines

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (IqV8l)

298 "House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election. "
This means nothing. Full speed ahead!
Posted by: Team Lefty at March 12, 2018 06:57 PM

CNN headline: House Republicans Reach Opposite Conclusion From Intelligence Community

You see, it's all partisan politics from the right, desperately trying to deflect from Trump's imminent indictment by Mueller for colluding with the Russians. (snicker)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (2NqXo)

299 276 OT-

Any of you Texicans have an update on the package bombs in Austin or wherever they're exploding?

Random lunatic or Poll Smoker troll? RoP?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (Escza)


I heard on the radio that they had taken someone into custody, but I don't remember any details.

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

300 We found her barking to be endearing.

Posted by: Little doggehs in tutus and pink sweaters at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

301 290 Hillay was just trying to curry favor with the dot Indians.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (nkTeS)

And naan too soon.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

302
You're confused. They'll throw his bimbos on the pyre. It's called sluttee.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM



*clapping*

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)

303 295 Hillary-I'll give you spiritual direction at no charge. Envy and anger is eating up your soul. You need a come to Jesus moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (8+Ozj)


"Soul." LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (Mouru)

That's my property you're talking about.

Posted by: Satan at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

304 Is it fair to say Maxine is low IQ when she doesnt know what IQ stands for?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (nkTeS)

305 BREAKING:

House Intel Committee Rules No Collusion Between Trump and Russia in 2016 Election.

So, this means Mueller folds up his tent right? Right?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 07:06 PM (r9UY


So, this will be the lead for all the news outlets, right? With apologies for lying to the American people? Because we have the truth now.

Wake me if that happens.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (U+v0Q)

306 A controversial Uzbek imam has suggested that homosexuality is a "disease that worries the world community" and offered advice on how couples can prevent having gay babies.

Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent's Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)


========

So on the nature/nurture debate he falls on the side of "nature" - he thinks that at conception that orientation is "baked into the cake" so to speak. In that sense he agrees with homosexual activists, although they'd disagree about the exact mechanism.

What he should do is try to cure Afghanistan. Tell them to stop fantasizing about goats and see if they all stop turning out gay. If they don't, it might dawn on him that the cause is more likely what they are forced to endure during childhood and adolescence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (/qEW2)

307 The Comma Sutra ain't just a grammar book.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (EzdLW)

308
I kind of suspect that Frau Gruppencankles thought she had the EC locked up at least a month before the election. So she focused on popular vote so that she could take victory laps and scream "IN YOUR FACE, ORANGE MAN!" at Trump.

I thimk she was focused on turning Texas blue.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (lKyWE)

309 My thought is that the place Jesus is supposed to be in her life is already taken by many other things, including her oversized ego and sense of entitlement.


Her lord and savior is the debil-worshipper Saul Alinsky. And Power. And her own putrid, oversized ego.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)

310
292 276. Out by montopolis and south east Austin.

Its weird as hell. Doesnt make any kind of sense. At least, not yet, anyway


Twice today I've heard Fox intimate "hate" crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (IqV8l)

311 "Any of you Texicans have an update on the package bombs in Austin or wherever they're exploding?

Random lunatic or Poll Smoker troll? RoP?"

RoP goes for mass casualties, typically. This is more Unabomber.

But I wouldnt bet money either way. There may be a target profile we don't know about.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:12 PM (lhV5b)

312 So is this excuse making and name calling REALLY more Presidential than the President calling out a dumb as stone Congress Critter 'low IQ' and a media hack 'sleepy'?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:12 PM (PvCxa)

313 263 And the statute of limitations for that just expired, right?

No, that was for lying to Congress, before Snowden clued us all in about surveillance, iirc.

Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 07:12 PM (OLS0m)

314 Twice today I've heard Fox intimate "hate" crime.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:11 PM (IqV8l)



It's too early to speculate. They might have been love bombs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:12 PM (Mouru)

315 Good Lord, that woman is bitter and delusional. I'm gonna make a special trip to wherever she's buried so I can piss on her grave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Be careful. Neither side of the afterlife will be willing to take her, so she's stuck here. Don't do anything that will get you on her haunting list.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (JGBbg)

316 Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:08 PM (ANIFC)
---------
NOPE

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

317 https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/hpsci_russia_investigation_one_page_summary.pdf

House Report, read closely:

Highlights for those missing the real point.

Investigated:
"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"

Findings:
"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above)

Recommendations:
"Election security, including protecting VOTE TALLIES"

Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (iVJsK)

318

Well, that is just IllTemperedCur Revisited, no?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (ujg0T)








Huh? I guess I'm missing the joke. Unless the [ you ] thing slipped in from the backup blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (eXA4G)

319
But we can pray.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:07 PM (7UW64)

Yes, we can. :^) Nothing shall be impossible for God. Every morning Fen Spouse and I pray that Hillary and and Bill come to accountability for what they do have done, and that they also repent and accept Jesus as the Lord they truly wish to follow, since they were both brought up in the Christian tradition. Our deep cry is " Holy God, For the sake of those who love you and love your son, Jesus "Lord have mercy on our country. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (8+Ozj)

320 200 Savannah, GA is the second busiest port on the east coast.

Still number one, baby!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 12, 2018 07:14 PM (eKOXG)

321 "Twice today I've heard Fox intimate "hate" crime."

Has Shep been sending them?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:14 PM (lhV5b)

322 I'd be fine with a good old-fashioned smiting.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

323 She was in India? Did she claim to be 1/32 Indian?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

324 Huh? I guess I'm missing the joke. Unless the [ you ] thing slipped in from the backup blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (eXA4G)



Apologies if I have the wrong person in mind.

The argument was whether or not Under Fire was a Troll or just the usual Eeyore Despairing Pessimist of the Right. I sympathize with the latter; I feel like that a lot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

325 Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:14 PM (lhV5b)
----------
NAH ! His jizz would be all over them. DNA

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (y3aQB)

326 I do love the time change, but it is messing with my sleep. Maybe I should try an all nighter to re-set my sleep clock.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (U+v0Q)

327 "Investigated:
"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"

Findings:
"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above) "

You spent a lot of time as a child with your head in a plastic bag, didn't you?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (lhV5b)

328 Hillay was just trying to curry favor with the dot Indians.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
------------

Sikhing to curry favor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (FJXGr)

329
old and busted: Hindu untouchables
new hawtness: Hilldu deplorables

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (EzdLW)

330 "Bubba NEVER stuck his dick in that train wreck. He fucked her with the Hubble. "

I bet he did a long time ago. More than once. Makes ya shudder don't it?

Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

331 I'd be fine with a good old-fashioned smiting.

Then you'll like this old Far Side cartoon, "God at His Computer."

https://tinyurl.com/y7vjdv5d

Note which key His Finger is over...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (GdWl+)

332 We didn't understand a damned thing that crazy woman said.

Posted by: The Dot Indians at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

333 We found her barking to be endearing.

Posted by: Little doggehs in tutus and pink sweaters at March 12, 2018 07:09 PM (Tyii7)
............

WE DIDN'T

Posted by: the fucking neighbors in Chappaqua at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

334 1 California - $2,622,731 - 14.17%
2 Texas - $1,399,283 - 7.56%
3 New York - $1,170,055 - 6.32%
4 Florida - $926,049 - 5.00%
5 Illinois - $796,012 - 4.30%
6Pennsylvania $719,834 -3.89
7Ohio $626,622 -3.39%

Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (PaMwv)

335 "Lord have mercy on our country. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 07:13 PM (8+Ozj)

FS, I fear WE are on the express train to a heavy dose of Old Testament judgement. I don't mean the royal we. We, the American people we.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (Escza)

336 Savannah, GA is the second busiest port on the east coast.
---------------
Ha! The joke is on you, it's a Gulf port.

Posted by: Barky, the most smartest man in the room at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (ZpfqO)

337
Bubba NEVER stuck his dick in that train wreck. He fucked her with the Hubble.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:02 PM



The Webb Hubble

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (EzdLW)

338
Apologies if I have the wrong person in mind.

The argument was whether or not Under Fire was a Troll or just the usual Eeyore Despairing Pessimist of the Right. I sympathize with the latter; I feel like that a lot.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 07:15 PM (ujg0T)







Yep, wrong Moron. No worries, though. It's just that it's rare that I step on my dick without knowing about it.

Stepping on my dick while knowing about it however... that's a daily occurrence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (eXA4G)

339 OH HILLARY.

Bashing WI, MI, PA, OH, FL, other blue or purple states.....

I think that sounds like a winning 2020 strategy. You and the Dems should run with it.

Posted by: Gabe at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (z6eSa)

340 >>>She sure spent a lot of time getting drunk and falling down or hiding.
>>>>To be fair, there was the barking and the googly-eyed head-rolling thing too.

let the good times roll

Posted by: concrete girl at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (SJBL7)

341
FS, I fear WE are on the express train to a heavy dose of Old Testament judgement. I don't mean the royal we. We, the American people we.
Posted by: weirdflunky
------------

The Reset Button is not discriminating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (ZpfqO)

342 This was in India, correct? I guess Hillary's audience just didn't have the heart to teach her about Karma -- and what Karma does to you when you spend your life committing felonies, covering for your sexual predator husband, getting good people killed, and plotting a leftwing police state..

Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (bZ7mE)

343 Go back further, Hillary. I can still see you.

Posted by: webb hubble at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (ewxPW)

344 From the picture at the Austin American Statesman w/ beer cans in the street and busted Chevy P/Us one may assume it's not a top of the line target neighborhood.

Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (PaMwv)

345 FS, I fear WE are on the express train to a heavy dose of Old Testament judgement. I don't mean the royal we. We, the American people we.
=====
A House divided something something.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (ZuGkg)

346 nood

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (Escza)

347
Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (bZ7mE)







*looks down.......grimaces*

Posted by: Whale shit at the bottom of the sea at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (eXA4G)

348 I can see a Nood from here!

Posted by: webb hubble at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (ewxPW)

349 so that Minature Beachball Karl Rove just Pontificated on Saccone/Lamb election tomorrow, that if Saccone wins it will be because of PDT visit & PDT & if he loses it will be because PDT approval in that dist. is not that high. WTFF ????

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (y3aQB)

350 Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

I have some thoughts on that...

Posted by: Billy Kristol at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

351 As a southerner, its really hilarious to me that in spite of how much
the Democrats loath me and my neighbors, their entire party is still
being run into the ground by a former governor from Arkansas and his
awful wife.

Posted by: Warbuck at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (lyGIv)

352 Her Heinous: "I Won the Places That Don't Hate Black People or Women."

I distinctly remember being told that stereotypes were bad and we should never, ever use them to describe anyone for any reason, because tolerance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (GdWl+)

353
Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (bZ7mE)

She comes back as Bill Kristol

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (lKyWE)

354 Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (bZ7mE)
..........

an anal worm? Nah, still not lower.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

355 *waves Indian boy over*

Here's 100 rupees and an empty bottle. Go down to the Ganges and fetch Madame Secrectary a drink of water. Good lad.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (EzdLW)

356 >>>We didn't understand a damned thing that crazy woman said.<<<

Hillary Clinton is the Brahman of the Democrat party. Purity of essence.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (bJ0w+)

357 Polite words really do fail to describe Hillary. Wow.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (0qiZp)

358 Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox



A Turd.

Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (PaMwv)

359 358 Karma means that she'll be reincarnated as something lower than a Democrat. Not sure what that would be, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox

GoPe pundit

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Escza)

360 Cirrhosis ain't just a river in Egypt.


This is why I continue to frequent this hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

361 Her Heinous: "I Won the Places That Don't Hate Black People or Women."

And you lost the places where black people and women are safe and have a chance.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (2z74n)

362 Savannah is fourth in the US. Still half of NYC and far below LA and Long Beach.


Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 07:03 PM (CAKgV)


2nd largest on the east coast is nothing to sneeze at, and fastest growing port in the U. S.

My point: Not every port city is some far-left loony town. The port is one of my husband's clients. There is life beyond NYC and DC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

363 I can't hold it in anymore.


**** you, Mrs. Clinton.

You will NEVER be President. You don't deserve the office. You never have. You never will. The blame rests on you, and you alone. I have grandchildren with more self-awareness than you possess.

Go away, you vile woman.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (rJUlF)

364 What a joke. Killary telling elite people to convey her message to people with less than an grammar school education. Punjab went to 6th grade and his wife, Sunitra went to 4th grade. Your message does not compute.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (elx20)

365 They will not need to embalm her when she dies, she's pickled already.

Posted by: Gmac-Native in exile at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (4pjhs)

366 Hillary, shut up and have some tea.

Our Russian friends have made up a pot of it, just like they served last week in Europe for Sergei Skripal and his daughter, Yulia.

The tea with the special Polonium flavor. Tastes like grape Kool-Aid!

Here!

Have a cup!

Yumm Yumm!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

367 She won the states that produce the most crime, drugs, corruption, highest taxes and lowest class of people as well.

Posted by: reitred military at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (B764o)

368 Follow Hillary; get left behind.

Posted by: Tom Timmons at March 12, 2018 09:29 PM (vtNLN)

369 Trump paid Hillary for that video. Right?

Posted by: Eugene Podrazik at March 13, 2018 12:06 AM (reKAM)

370 (hic), whoopsidoodle! Why did I listen to Bill when he told me to wear these shoes during my trip to India? (hic) whooopsidoodle!

https://tinyurl.com/y83r66jz

Posted by: smarty skirt at March 13, 2018 01:22 AM (xGmBF)

371 I grew up approx. 4 miles west of shrill (same time frame) . Mom voted for jfk, daley.
My vote for shrillary was "guaranteed"
Like Mobammy.
Now live stumbling distance from the friendly confines (hey grammy!)
love you 'rons

heh.. heh..

Posted by: chicongo johnny- cig smuggler at March 13, 2018 01:34 AM (5CirR)

372 Re 371 3 miles EAST ...
stupid Fosters.

Posted by: chicongo johnny- cig smuggler at March 13, 2018 01:41 AM (5CirR)

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