Someone's Leaving Package Bombs on Doorsteps in Austin, TX; One Teen Killed in Blast

Note well: They say these packages are not going through the mail or being delivered by a third party, but being left on doorsteps at night by the bomber.

So, if you're not expecting a package, and you don't see US Postal Service or third-party mail carrier markings on a package, maybe call a cop to take a look-see at it.

Two deadly explosions in Austin in the last two weeks are likely related, Austin police said Monday as they investigated the latest incident at a home in east Austin.

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Austin-Travis County EMS says a 17-year-old boy died at the scene and a woman was taken to a hospital after the explosion around 6:44 a.m. in the 4800 block of Oldfort Hill Drive, which is between 51st Street and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. Manley said one of the residents had taken a package from the front porch inside and it exploded when they tried to open it in the kitchen. The woman had non-life-threatening injuries, police said.

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A man died at his home at the beginning of March after a "device" exploded, police say. Anthony Stephan House died after the explosion on his front porch around 6:55 a.m. March 2, on the 1100 block of Haverford Drive, which is about 12 miles away from Oldfort Hill Drive neighborhood.

Police said at the time they believed the Haverford Drive explosion was an isolated incident. Now, they are investigating them as related, and re-classified House's death from "suspicious" to "homicide."

Um, even without this second bombing -- why would you categorize a murder by package bomb as merely "suspicious" rather than as a "homicide"?

Are bombs generally thought of as merely "suspicious"?


"We do see similarities and believe these cases are linked at this time," Manley said. He acknowledged that both victims were African-American. He said at this point police are not ruling out that these incidents could be hate crimes, but cannot confirm at this time that they were.

Terrible, no matter what the motive.

Posted by: Ace at 08:14 PM




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1 Clearly, a Trump-supporting Republican is doing this.

Posted by: The Media at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (dlwIY)

2 Maybe a guy who has had his Amazon deliveries ripped off is exacting his revenge.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (EoRCO)

3 Sometimes packages just blow up and murder people. Very suspicious.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (hUqh+)

4 As to the "suspicious" thing -- maybe their first impression was it was self-inflicted? Either suicide or what we used to call a Palestinian work accident.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (e4ZX9)

5 Scary stuff. I personally, would be suspicious of an unmarked package left on my porch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (dUJdY)

6 Top Ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 12, 2018 08:12 PM (IUM2p)

7 I'm not in Austin but I'll keep an eye on the Staples guying dropping off my ink cartridges tomorrow!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (ewxPW)

8 Austin is a hotbed for antifa. That Sutherland Church shooter was an antifa member from Austin, then they scrubbed his FB page.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (+Dllb)

9 Go from the excitement and curiosity of a sudden gift of sorts to dead in an instant. There are some sick fucks in this world to do such a thing.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (yhf6w)

10 >>>>Scary stuff. I personally, would be suspicious of an unmarked package left on my porch.



Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM
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.I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood. Turns out it was a real estate lady parked in front of the neighbors house taking pictures before they listed it.

Still not sure why she drove away when I approached her car to find out who it was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)

11 And people ask why I have a rage-stroke when after ordering something from not-Amazon a box from Amazon shows up.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (1L9V9)

12 WAS THAT THE DOORBELL?!?!

Posted by: Coward County's Finest at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (gxIj9)

13
Koran-gram!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (VM6ev)

14 I would be asking what connections these two deaths had to conservative causes.

Posted by: Gmac-Native in exile at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (4pjhs)

15 Our son is in Austin, so we made sure he knows.

This is obviously horrible and scary.

You know, though, what if a porch pirate stole one and got was coming to him/her . Would it be wrong of me to find that kinda humorous?

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (6HFDU)

16 According to the article in the Austin paper before the second bombing, the police thought the first bomb was probably made by the man who was killed. Now they realize it was homicide. Duh.

Posted by: Ruth H at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (l9C+M)

17 .I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood. Turns out it was a real estate lady parked in front of the neighbors house taking pictures before they listed it.

Still not sure why she drove away when I approached her car to find out who it was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)

++++

Maybe she was suspicious of you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (pvjTE)

18 #5 My impression from the Fox report I comment-linked this afternoon was that the packages are made-up to look like ordinary USPS-delivered packages although I might be wishful thinking about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (ewxPW)

19 Candygram!

Posted by: Land Shark ... at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (AoK0a)

20
I saw a map somewhere and the bombings all look like they are almost in a straight line.

Another Ted Kaczinski is all we need.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (VM6ev)

21 19 Candygram!
Posted by: Land Shark ... at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (AoK0a)

Nice try, chum. #13

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (VM6ev)

22 Scotsman.. I am the Gladys Kravitz of the neighborhood. lol.. I have called the cops more than once upon seeing a suspicious car acting.. uh well suspiciously.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (dUJdY)

23 20
I saw a map somewhere and the bombings all look like they are almost in a straight line.

Another Ted Kaczinski is all we need.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (VM6ev)

++++

I thought there were only two bombings. If so, they would have to be in a straight line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

24 Terrible, no matter what the motive.


Yup. I'm trying to remember what I've read about the profiles of bombers. IIRC, they are very dangerous because of the combination of intellect and batshittery required to do something like this.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

25 >>>>>I get suspicious of unknown cars in our
neighborhood. Turns out it was a real estate lady parked in front of the
neighbors house taking pictures before they listed it.



Still not sure why she drove away when I approached her car to find out who it was.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)



++++



Maybe she was suspicious of you.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM
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.then she should have not parked in front of my house for 20 minutes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (+Dllb)

26 Possible hate crime? If the bombs were left for non POC what would it be? A like crime?

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (8ikIW)

27 Everything we think we know about this story is probably wrong. The 48 hour rule should be kept in mind here.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (LpbzJ)

28 Sad. In other news, Hildabeast slipped down some steps
in India. And lost her shoe. Any one else getting some deja vu?

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (haWye)

29 23
I thought there were only two bombings. If so, they would have to be in a straight line.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

The map I saw ha 3 pins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (VM6ev)

30 Eh.. that was poorly worded. The car doesn't act suspicious.. geez... fucking time change. You know what I meant though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (dUJdY)

31 Wow. The first comment nailed it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (BsGS1)

32 30 Eh.. that was poorly worded. The car doesn't act suspicious.. geez... fucking time change. You know what I meant though.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (dUJdY)


"Tell that to my mother."

- - zombie Jerry Van Dyke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (VM6ev)

33 So, if you're not expecting a package, and you don't see US Postal
Service or third-party mail carrier markings on a package, maybe call a
cop to take a look-see at it.

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Yeah, but who do you call if you live in Broward County?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (BiLU+)

34 BTW, is the moron cookbook available from a not-Amazon source yet?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (1L9V9)

35 No, three bombings. One earlier this month and two today.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (ewxPW)

36 There have been 3 of the package bombings. Two were today if I have the story right. Two deaths.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (dUJdY)

37 16 According to the article in the Austin paper before the second bombing, the police thought the first bomb was probably made by the man who was killed. Now they realize it was homicide. Duh.

Posted by: Ruth H at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (l9C+M)

Nah.... just really slow mail delivery....

/rimshot

Try the Veal... I'm here all night!

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (NgKpN)

38 Scared the crap out of me when I heard this, called my Brother in Austin to make sure he and his family were ok.

My Nephew got a close call when his friend didn't want to eat at the food truck at UT when that guy started stabbing people.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (dKiJG)

39 Suspicious cars tend to leave quickly when you let the laser dot linger on their dashboard.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (kuQVg)

40 Yeah, but who do you call if you live in Broward County?

Ghostbusters?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (dUJdY)

41 39 Suspicious cars tend to leave quickly when you let the laser dot linger on their dashboard.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (kuQVg)


Candy-O... gram!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (VM6ev)

42 >>>>>>Suspicious cars tend to leave quickly when you let the laser dot linger on their dashboard.



Posted by: BluesFish at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM
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.OK I do not use a laser....I use a red dot sight.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (+Dllb)

43 The bomb count in Austin is up to three: one of the 2nd of March and two today, with a two fatalities: https://tinyurl.com/ycf7km56

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (yzxic)

44 32 30 Eh.. that was poorly worded. The car doesn't act suspicious.. geez... fucking time change. You know what I meant though.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (dUJdY)


"Tell that to my mother."

- - zombie Jerry Van Dyke
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (VM6ev)

Yeah... it was really... SHITTY SHITTY Bang Bang!

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NgKpN)

45 There were TWO bombs today and one on March 2, so three bombs total so far.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (6HFDU)

46 Broward County Sheriff just announced he'd be happy to assist in the investigation. They will be there around June.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (wD9H7)

47 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before he's caught.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ8)

48 Jinx! All you dicks owe me a Coke!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (ewxPW)

49
There was an episode of HUNTER similar to this.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (LGHr+)

50 20
I saw a map somewhere and the bombings all look like they are almost in a straight line.

Another Ted Kaczinski is all we need.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (VM6ev)

What's really scary is that Kaczinski's manifesto makes sense.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (dKiJG)

51 9 Candygram!
Posted by: Land Shark ... at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (AoK0a)

Nice try, chum. #13
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Ya gonna put some teeth into those insults or wat?

Posted by: Land Shark ... at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (AoK0a)

52 I won the places that have bombs!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (gxIj9)

53 As I recall, this was William F. Buckley's M.O.
Or was it P.J. O'Rourke?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (RuIsu)

54 26 Possible hate crime? If the bombs were left for non POC what would it be? A like crime?
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (8ikIW)

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I believe in progressive shitholes like Austin killing white people is no longer illegal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (wD9H7)

55 Hillary on that 2/3rds of GDP thing ... yeah maybe, but are the people producing the GDP 2/3 Dems? I'm in IL, ~67% of downstate voted Trump. But Hillary won Chicago.

Same with many growers, or other producers. And then there are the banksters ... the leveraged market players that are 2Big to Fail/Jail ... or Silicon Valley and the H1-Bs. Dems always lose the white vote ... always win the "minority vote". So that would be an easy comparison ... white GDP versus "minority" GDP.

lies, damn lies, statistics.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (bT8Z4)

56 Don't look at me bro!!

Posted by: UNABOMBER at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (wD9H7)

57 He acknowledged that both victims were African-American. He said at
this point police are not ruling out that these incidents could be hate
crimes, but cannot confirm at this time that they were.


Ummmm..... It's Austin, Texas. Lots of "people of color" there.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (XKZwp)

58 What's really scary is that Kaczinski's manifesto makes sense.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (dKiJG)

Last night some lefty on twitter was trying to talk up Mike Obama because xe got xer degree from Haaaavuuuuddd. To which I pointed that Ted Kaczynski did, too.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (yzxic)

59 There has to be a motive, however crazy, there is a reason why this is going on.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (roQNm)

60 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track
down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before
he's caught.


Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ

And it wasn't even their detective work that caught him. His brother read the manifesto and thought it sounded like something his brother would write.

Posted by: mark1971 at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (xPl2J)

61 47 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before he's caught.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ

++++

It was a lot easier then to move around in public without getting captured on video. An big urban city like Austin is going to have lots of cameras. Traffic cams would be especially useful.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (pvjTE)

62 2 Maybe a guy who has had his Amazon deliveries ripped off is exacting his revenge.

My thought also, but the police would know immediately. The deadbolt guy's house would be full of other people's boxes.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (eKOXG)

63 60: This!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (KP5rU)

64 >>>>>There has to be a motive, however crazy, there is a reason why this is going on.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM
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.Don't be too hasty there........

Posted by: The Vegas Shooter at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (+Dllb)

65 This never happens in Brattleboro and we here at the Brattleboro Women's Health Clinic all agree that the package bombs are being sent by a Trump-supperting Rayciss, sometihng we don't hav hear in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (IUM2p)

66 Last night some lefty on twitter was trying to talk up Mike Obama because xe got xer degree from Haaaavuuuuddd. To which I pointed that Ted Kaczynski did, too.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (yzxic)

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My reply to Obama is so dreamy cuz Harvard is....Ted Cruz. That shuts down the convo PDQ.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (wD9H7)

67 It's weird. There's either a connection among the victims, or - and this is too terrible to consider - there isn't one at all.
Sometimes, ya get the dangerous combo of technical competence with pointless violence. Small possibility of being actions intended to ratchet up discontent in furtherance of leftism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

68 Heard some government hack say on the radio, if you get a suspicious package, call us. Yeah, like the same useless fuck-ups who miss almost everything are going to intercept a pipe bomb.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (LpbzJ)

69 So, if you see something say something? We know how well this has worked out in the past.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

70 It's actually very sophisticated to make a package bomb that goes off when you open it, so this isn't some achmed clock boy playing around.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (+Dllb)

71 Shut up Mary.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

72 It was a lot easier then to move around in public without getting captured on video. An big urban city like Austin is going to have lots of cameras. Traffic cams would be especially useful.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (pvjTE)

____

Many (most?) people have security cameras as well. Things like Ring are ubiquitous these days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (wD9H7)

73 47 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before he's caught.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ

The FBI couldn't track down Nikolas Cruz when he made a threat in his own name.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (znQDG)

74 Heard some government hack say on the radio, if
you get a suspicious package, call us. Yeah, like the same useless
fuck-ups who miss almost everything are going to intercept a pipe bomb.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (LpbzJ)


They'll have EOD render it harmless by conducting a controlled detonation of your entire house.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (yzxic)

75 47 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before he's caught.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ

And it was his sister in law and brother who actually figured it out from reading the manifesto.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (6HFDU)

76 Missed the last thread, of course, but ace that was epic. One of the best in a while. Perfectly framed the issue.


One additional thing I wish Mollie et al would hammer home, aggressively, is the extremely dubious significance (in any sense) of Russian "interference". Obviously no impact on results, but that's just the start.


How does such "interference" compare with past Russian efforts? How does it compare to the efforts of other countries - hostile OR allied - this past cycle, and in previous cycles, insofar as it is known?


Whatever's in the encyclopedia just below "nothingburger", this was it. Even with a justifiably very low regard for Beltway institutions and personnel, elected and otherwise, I am stunned at the histrionic reaction of so many to this completely boring and unimportant topic (Russian "interference").

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (OkKDg)

77
Star Wars is on. It's the "NORMAN, COORDINATE" episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (LGHr+)

78 68 Heard some government hack say on the radio, if you get a suspicious package, call us. Yeah, like the same useless fuck-ups who miss almost everything are going to intercept a pipe bomb.
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (LpbzJ)

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The popo has to keep up the charade that they're there to protect you. It's why you don't need a gun silly, the boyz in blue will be there for you.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (wD9H7)

79 >>>>>Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track
down the Unibomber. Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before
he's caught.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (gEvQ



The FBI couldn't track down Nikolas Cruz when he made a threat in his own name.



Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM
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.Twice.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (+Dllb)

80 >>>So, if you're not expecting a package, and you don't see US Postal
Service or third-party mail carrier markings on a package, maybe call a
cop to take a look-see at it.<<<




Pretty sure the boxes were sent by the NRA!!!!!!!eleventy!!

Posted by: super amazing Florida high school kids and their MFM cheerleaders at March 12, 2018 08:33 PM (c9/Pc)

81 Its time to bomb...Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Texas

Posted by: John McCain at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (Z8FFX)

82 The FBI couldn't track down Nikolas Cruz when he made a threat in his own name.
Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (znQDG)

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Hey come on. There have to be like 7 Nikoas Cruzes in Florida. We're just people, not some god damned machines!!

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (wD9H7)

83 "Hate Crime" is just such a retarded thing.I mean sending a bomb to anyone isn't exactly an act of love.Boas crime seems to fit better.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (LiyEm)

84 The FBI couldn't track down the Tsarnaev brothers after Russia told them they were terrorists and going to kill people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (Z8FFX)

85 Broward County Sheriff just announced he'd be happy to assist in the investigation. They will be there around June.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (wD9H7)




Of 2026

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

86 LOL I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India, I noticed that she always is being held by someone when ever she is going up stairs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (dKiJG)

87 Even though these were bombs, we need to ban all guns to save the people of Austin.

Posted by: David Hogg at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (wD9H7)

88 "The FBI couldn't track down Nikolas Cruz when he made a threat in his own name."

We thought it was misspelled.


Our bad,


Posted by: The FBI at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (EyPfd)

89
Citizen: "FBI? I received a suspicious package."

G-Man: *glances at package* "Looks good to me." *leaves quickly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (nbrXw)

90 Cars look suspicious when their headlights are too narrow.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (nBr1j)

91 71 Shut up Mary.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:31 PM (dUJdY)

I wil not bee silensed by rayciss russion bots like yuo!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (IUM2p)

92 Were these assault bombs? Did they have things that go up? And were there any high powered clips on the bomb?

Posted by: MSM at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (wD9H7)

93 Here...you open it.

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

94 Star Wars is on. It's the "NORMAN, COORDINATE" episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (LGHr+)



I hope his mother does show up. She was a really cut up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

95 Lots of stupid shit beginning to show up in the news.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (EyPfd)

96 How does such "interference" compare with past Russian efforts? How does it compare to the efforts of other countries - hostile OR allied - this past cycle, and in previous cycles, insofar as it is known?
***

We *KNOW* China gave Bill Clinton millions of dollars in 1996 - he paid a fine for it.

Saudi Arabia claimed to have given Hillary Clinton something like $20M. No one ever investigated their claim.

WE *KNOW* Hillary Clinton hired a British agent to collude with the Russians to build the pee-pee dossier.

We *KNOW* the Guardian newspaper (British) sent people to influence the 2012 election - have them stump for Obama in Ohio.

And yet...no media interest. No DOJ interest.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (Z8FFX)

97 Ban high-powered assault bombs and pass some common sense bomb control!

Posted by: Bomb Banners at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (IUM2p)

98 We're going to need 3 things to investigate

1. $100,000,000 budget

2. At least 30 tanks

3. Tear gas. As much as you have.

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (wD9H7)

99 We're going to need 3 things to investigate

1. $100,000,000 budget

2. At least 30 tanks

3. Tear gas. As much as you have.

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (wD9H7)


And

4. 2,300 bags of dicks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:39 PM (8gDQu)

100 Possibility it could be terrorism? Their main goal is to strike fear into the populace.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (dUJdY)

101 And the MSM will blame this on Trump in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (ANIFC)

102 A suspicious package? Don't the Broward guys have a manual for these things?

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

103 FBI tells public to buy ten foot pole, and poke any package you suspect, if explodes call us.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (dKiJG)

104 So you just want to kill one person but you target several people just to avoid a motive..

Posted by: Max Power at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (QCc6B)

105 Keeping Austin Scared.

Time for some common sense bomb control. /sarc??

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (9mbND)

106 While this sucks obviously for the 3 people affected, there are 2M in Austin. Which means the odds of anyone being the target of this bomber is virtually 0. But why let pesky math get in the way of an MSM freakout?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (wD9H7)

107 Possibility it could be terrorism?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (dUJdY)


No. Just mail order pressure cookers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)

108 Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (OkKDg)

===

Whenever I hear "Russian interference" I think of other widely held and totally false beliefs, such as "the price of tulips will always only go up."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (EZebt)

109 After the first one I thought the guy killed had blown himself up. Don't want to speak ill of the dead but the picture they posted of him looks like an evil crazed guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

110 YouTube of Hillary slipping on the steps:

https://tinyurl.com/yd78zo5c

Posted by: weew at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (Dol4k)

111
4. The kind of assault weapons you proles can't have. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Sorry about your dog. He was a threat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (nbrXw)

112 17 .I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)


Been that way my entire life. Been right twice.

Once - drunken ex back to aggressively discuss their relationship. Also - misdirected youths looking to negotiate a personal property transfer at very advantageous prices.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (MHKOK)

113 BREAKING NEWS: Bombs were made in Russia.

See there is collusion bitchezzzzz

Posted by: Dickless Muller at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (wD9H7)

114 Time for "common sense" package control????

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

115 104 There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy wanted to kill one woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others to make it look like it was the work of a serial killer.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)

116 Where would you even learn about such things?

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (gxIj9)

117 Sorry OT again, but one of the hilarious things about House Intel's findings - they found no evidence Putin preferred Trump. I seem to recall repeated, specific claims by top intel people that Putin preferred him to Hillary.


Of course from the outset I found these claims highly dubious, and reflecting a fundamental naivete about how the Russian leadership usually views such topics. They are robotic pragmatists, as befits their realpolitik mindset. Even in the post-Soviet era, they (usually wisely) view *most* American leaders more or less the same, with that template only altered by experience with a specific individual.


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (OkKDg)

118 If we're to put an end to the bombings, somebody better go and arrest Amy Schumer.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (c9/Pc)

119 115 104 There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy wanted to kill one woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others to make it look like it was the work of a serial killer.
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)

____

Also the plot of about 100 movies. LOL

Posted by: Dickless Muller at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wD9H7)

120 In other news, the Broward County Sheriffs Office has ordered their deputies to form a perimeter around their HQ building. Hey, just because it's over a thousand miles away doesn't mean it's not dangerous. One can never be too careful when first respondering you know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (gC2IV)

121 115 104 There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy wanted to kill one woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others to make it look like it was the work of a serial killer.
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)


Tylenol 1982.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (VM6ev)

122 So you just want to kill one person but you target several people just to avoid a motive..
Posted by: Max Power at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (QCc6B

Very famous case with just that scenario. Guy actually almost killed himself with his own bomb.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

123 Hillary on 2016:I won the places that aren't looking backward

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291072/

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (LiyEm)

124 Before she takes on anyone else, perhaps she should master stairs first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbp3yne4h_4

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (znQDG)

125 Wasn't me.

Posted by: Burning Paper Bag of Dogshit at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (djCea)

126 A suspicious package? Don't the Broward guys have a manual for these things?

Posted by: FBI at March 12, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)



Page 1. Run the other way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

127 Even if you do see markings on it, leave it alone. Nothing is easier to come by than an empty Amazon box or a Post Office Priority Mail box.

Posted by: MW at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wNx6K)

128 118 If we're to put an end to the bombings, somebody better go and arrest Amy Schumer.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (c9/Pc)

___

If we want an end to bombs, arrest me.
Hilarious right?

Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wD9H7)

129 Ok, now TuCa's covering UFOs spotted by Navy pilots.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (EzdLW)

130 119 True but this was a particularly good episode.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (LiyEm)

131 Haha weew beated me

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (znQDG)

132 We *KNOW* China gave Bill Clinton millions of dollars in 1996 - he paid a fine for it.

Saudi Arabia claimed to have given Hillary Clinton something like $20M. No one ever investigated their claim.

WE *KNOW* Hillary Clinton hired a British agent to collude with the Russians to build the pee-pee dossier.

We *KNOW* the Guardian newspaper (British) sent people to influence the 2012 election - have them stump for Obama in Ohio.

And yet...no media interest. No DOJ interest.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (Z8FFX)

We KNOW we spend over $100 Million a year of taxpayer money, for Radio Free Europe, which still broadcasts into RUSSIA...

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (NgKpN)

133
Hillary in 20020!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (nbrXw)

134 Common sense package legislation is needed. No package can be mailed from or to anyone under 21 and a mandatory 3 day waiting period on all deliveries.
#stopthemadnessnow.gov

Posted by: Rick Scott at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (yhf6w)

135 6
How does such "interference" compare with past Russian efforts? How does
it compare to the efforts of other countries - hostile OR allied - this
past cycle, and in previous cycles, insofar as it is known?

***



We *KNOW* China gave Bill Clinton millions of dollars in 1996 - he paid a fine for it.



Saudi Arabia claimed to have given Hillary Clinton something like $20M. No one ever investigated their claim.



WE *KNOW* Hillary Clinton hired a British agent to collude with the Russians to build the pee-pee dossier.



We *KNOW* the Guardian newspaper (British) sent people to influence the 2012 election - have them stump for Obama in Ohio.



And yet...no media interest. No DOJ interest.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:38 PM (Z8FFX)
====
I ask again: is it time to Militia yet?
We could start with something easy, like taking out Sacramento.

Then have lunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (UsCnO)

136 There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy wanted to kill one woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others to make it look like it was the work of a serial killer.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)


Also the plot of a Steven Seagal movie (one of the good ones) ... though a little backwards - there was already a serial killer on the loose so they did a couple of killings mimicking the serial killer's style. But Seagal saw right through that. Damon Wayans was ready to pin it on the serial killer but Seagal quickly disabused him of that. And there were Russians in that movie. Wayans showed how he spoke "Black Russian". It was a pretty good movie. The Glimmer Man, I think it was.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (8gDQu)

137 Hillary on 2016:I won the places that aren't looking backward

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291072/
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:43 PM (LiyEm)



Oh Miss Havisham, please run again in 2020

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

138 Dang. Got willowed on the previous two threads.

Hope they find the perp and shut him/her/xer/xit down hard.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (rJUlF)

139 I'm not saying we need to bank all Amazon deliveries. But we can all agree on some common sense solutions, right? Come on people, I know we can work together on this.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (wD9H7)

140 137 She will if she is still alive.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (LiyEm)

141 Hillary's falling down the steps in India...

https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/03/confirmed-hillary-still
-is-bitter-tone-deaf-hates-the-deplorables-and-is-not-well/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (9RkTh)

142 Got to play with mercury switches and det cord once in some familiarization training.


Det cord is one thing I'd really like to have. No practical purpose, even self-defense.


Just the 14-yr old boy inside who still likes to blow stuff up. Det cord's the best.


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (OkKDg)

143 We're setting up a perimeter. In Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Broward Cowards at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

144 I ask again: is it time to Militia yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (UsCnO)


Already begun. See Bundy Ranch.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (MHKOK)

145 I ask again: is it time to Militia yet?
We could start with something easy, like taking out Sacramento.

Then have lunch.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:44 PM (UsCnO)

How about Austin?

Then we could have a barbecue.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (rJUlF)

146 I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)

Been that way my entire life. Been right twice.

Once - drunken ex back to aggressively discuss their relationship. Also - misdirected youths looking to negotiate a personal property transfer at very advantageous prices.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018


Ditto. Glad I live on a dead end street.

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (a3OL0)

147 mebbe they were old samsung phones spontaneously combusting

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (hMwEB)

148 Posted by: weew at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (Dol4k)

lmao!! Please run again Hillary! omg.. a few too many gin and tonics.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:46 PM (dUJdY)

149 139 You are going to have to make it that you need to be 21 years old to order a package.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (LiyEm)

150 Does anyone really NEED a box bigger than 16" by 16 by 8""?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (wD9H7)

151 136
There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy wanted to kill one
woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others to make it look like
it was the work of a serial killer.



Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)


Exact same story line for the first episode of Castle.


I just watched it to stare at Stana Katic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (UsCnO)

152 There was an explosives phase in 18th Airborne Corps Recondo School, which I attended (and graduated from) all these decades ago. For a week and a half, we played with C-4 and det cord and fuse (and even gasoline), learning how to blow bridges and set booby-traps and the like. It was awesome fun for a 19-year-old PFC like me.

Here's the thing: that sort of work is unforgiving. You can't get careless. You can't be stupid. You can't make a mistake. The good news? Serial bombers who kill innocent people are typically not known for their focus and powers of concentration. Look at what happened to several members of the Weathermen terrorist cell.

This guy is almost certain to make a mistake. It's even probable he'll eventually blow himself up sooner rather than later. Hopefully, no one else will be around when he does.

Posted by: troyriser at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (K8f5g)

153 So you just want to kill one person but you target several people just to avoid a motive..

Isn't that the consensus of the tylenol poisonings in the 80s? The likely suspect was trying to kill one person...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (Z8FFX)

154 I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood.

==

my doggeh says right on!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

155 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

156 I love how they aren't ruling out "hate crime" but I bet they ruled out terrorism.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (LiyEm)

157 Of course from the outset I found these claims highly dubious, and reflecting a fundamental naivete about how the Russian leadership usually views such topics. They are robotic pragmatists, as befits their realpolitik mindset. Even in the post-Soviet era, they (usually wisely) view *most* American leaders more or less the same, with that template only altered by experience with a specific individual.


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (OkKDg)

That Putin would favor a Pro Military, Pro Business, MAN running on the idea of making America Great Again...

Over an Anti Business, pro Tax, Globalist, who hates the military... and that he has BLACKMAIL material on (Uranium 1)...

Just does not make any sense at all... from the Evil Twisted Genius Meglomaniac point of View.

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

158 "...they are very dangerous because of the combination of intellect and batshittery..."
----
This describes a goodly number of people on this very thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (qJtVm)

159 I'm not saying we need to bank all Amazon deliveries. But we can all agree on some common sense solutions, right? Come on people, I know we can work together on this.


XXOO,

David "Imacamera" Hogg.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (GdWl+)

160 114 Time for "common sense" package control????
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

The Paolo, he does not approve of anyone controlling his package.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

161 142 Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid

Can det cord cut the trees at Weasel Acres for the firing range?

Got to be cheaper than 9mm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:49 PM (hyuyC)

162
Nothing is easier to come by than an empty Amazon box

I see them every trash pickup day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

163 158 All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion

Raises hand for 5th foul.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:49 PM (hyuyC)

164 106 While this sucks obviously for the 3 people affected, there are 2M in Austin. Which means the odds of anyone being the target of this bomber is virtually 0. But why let pesky math get in the way of an MSM freakout?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (wD9H7)

Excellent point (Austin is just under a million people though), but the packages are being sent more towards one part of town, which would make me a little more nervous if my son lived in that part of town. But yeah since at this point they seem to be random, the odds are long for an individual to get blowed up.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (6HFDU)

165 >>>There was a good Hawaii Five-0 like that.This guy
wanted to kill one woman but to throw off the cops he killed 2 others
to make it look like it was the work of a serial killer.



Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (LiyEm)



Also the plot of a Steven Seagal movie (one of the good ones) ...
though a little backwards - there was already a serial killer on the
loose so they did a couple of killings mimicking the serial killer's
style. But Seagal saw right through that. Damon Wayans was ready to
pin it on the serial killer but Seagal quickly disabused him of that.
And there were Russians in that movie. Wayans showed how he spoke
"Black Russian". It was a pretty good movie. The Glimmer Man, I think
it was.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:45 PM (8gDQu)<<<

And big part of the first Tom Cruise/Jack Reacher flick, and the second Robert Downey Jr/Sherlock Holmes movie...

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (c9/Pc)

166 Drudge -> Austin Statesman image shows a street with cans, bottles, debris, and old Chevy pick ups.
This wasn't terrorism. This is some, possibly familial or drug, vendetta.

Posted by: Braziliano at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (PaMwv)

167 This describes a goodly number of people on this very thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (qJtVm)


Damn it Eris ... I'M RIGHT HERE !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (MHKOK)

168 Hannity had a couple of cops on to discuss this. One of them said, "If you see something suspicious, tell somebody."

Worked out really great at that Arianna Grande concert, didn't it?

Or should the wording be, "If you see something suspicious, and there's no possibility a moslem is involved, tell somebody."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (l9m7l)

169 14 Time for "common sense" package control????

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)



The Paolo, he does not approve of anyone controlling his package.

Paolo, no one wants to take away your package. That's just a deranged right wing fantasy!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)

170 There was an old Sherlock Holmes Show where a package was delivered and Watson almost opened it. It was a bomb, of course.

But that was TV. It is sad that we are at this place. My first thought would not be a bomber if I saw an unmarked package. It will be now, though.

Someone left flowers on my car and a neighbor's car last year. She went right to Chain Saw Massacre. And Freddy Krueger. She was hilarious in her eleventy reaction.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (U+v0Q)

171 167 This describes a goodly number of people on this very thread.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:48 PM (qJtVm)

Damn it Eris ... I'M RIGHT HERE !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (MHKOK)

Wanna read my manifesto?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:51 PM (qJtVm)

172 Well, we order online all the time so hubby came up with hopefully a good idea. Before we open anything check with each other to make sure we have ordered something from Amazon etc. Sure.. except I order a lot of stuff and I don't always remember I ordered it until it gets there and then I'm surprised. I don't want shit to go boom in my face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:51 PM (dUJdY)

173 "...they are very dangerous because of the combination of intellect and batshittery..."
----
This describes a goodly number of people on this very thread.

===

and the technical training and experience. It is no wonder that Homeland Security is afraid of us.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 08:51 PM (roQNm)

174 Amazon should be shut down for a few months. If it saves the life of one child...!

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 08:52 PM (gxIj9)

175
I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India

She needs one of those Harkonnen levitation suits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

176 Austin media are showing that map of the bombings in a line. Swell, now the bomber can just randomize his pattern. Unless he's got specific targets in mind.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 08:53 PM (EzdLW)

177 157 Of course from the outset I found these claims highly dubious, and reflecting a fundamental naivete about how the Russian leadership usually views such topics. They are robotic pragmatists, as befits their realpolitik mindset. Even in the post-Soviet era, they (usually wisely) view *most* American leaders more or less the same, with that template only altered by experience with a specific individual.


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 08:42 PM (OkKDg)

That Putin would favor a Pro Military, Pro Business, MAN running on the idea of making America Great Again...

Over an Anti Business, pro Tax, Globalist, who hates the military... and that he has BLACKMAIL material on (Uranium 1)...

Just does not make any sense at all... from the Evil Twisted Genius Meglomaniac point of View.
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 12, 2018 08:4



Yep. Now if the question was "who would Putin respect more?" I think that answer would definitely be Trump.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2018 08:53 PM (lKs2v)

178 I was thinking no, couldn't be terrorism because usually they want to publicize why they're doing it. But then I remembered sniper John Allen Mohammed. So maybe some sort of convert.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)

179 Amazon should be shut down for a few months. If it saves the life of one child...!

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 08:52 PM (gxIj9)


LOL.

And then sued for the damage.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (8gDQu)

180
Great, and here I am expecting a delivery tomorrow. They'll blow up the package and there will be mini fish oil pills all over the driveway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (nbrXw)

181 153 So you just want to kill one person but you target several people just to avoid a motive..

Isn't that the consensus of the tylenol poisonings in the 80s? The likely suspect was trying to kill one person...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (Z8FFX)

The forger Mark Hofmann set of a series of bombs to try to cover up his crimes, by trying to make it look like his victims were targets of an extortionist.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (ANIFC)

182 Does Hillary still have that big neurologist staying one pace away at all times?

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

183 I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India

==

forget Obama, Hillary is the one who deserves a Netflix show!

Hillary's Pratfalls

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (hMwEB)

184 It's gang related.

Posted by: Braziliano at March 12, 2018 08:55 PM (PaMwv)

185 174
Amazon should be shut down for a few months. If it saves the life of one child...!

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 08:52 PM (gxIj9)

*uncontrolled tears of laughter ensues*
Hell, the bomber probably bought most of his/her/xe/xer/whatever the eff else they call themselves today, from Amazon!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:55 PM (UsCnO)

186 The rubes say I'm tone deaf. That's nonsense. Have they not heard me bark? *arf* *hic* *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 12, 2018 08:55 PM (Tyii7)

187 If Karma existed , people who steal packages from door steps would have taken those package bombs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

188 166. Montopolis and SE Austin. Not the tonier parts of town. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (fA1SL)

189 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote for her next time--should she decide to run again?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)

190 I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India

You know Bill is doing the chin rubbing thing, thinking of the possibilities.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (znQDG)

191 Well obviously we can't let anyone under 21 buy a bomb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (SjImc)

192 ok, so say gang related are they that sophisticated at bomb making? I really don't know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

193 At this rate, Hitlery might drop dead before McShame

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (hMwEB)

194 re: The Great White Scotsman

"It's actually very sophisticated to make a package bomb that goes off when you open it, so this isn't some achmed clock boy playing around. "

Just off the top of my head, I can think of about 15 different ways of doing it, some costing only a few dollars. If "some achmed clock boy" was actually a clock boy, he could do it. But I'm pretty sure he just repackaged a working alarm clock to intentionally make it look bomblike, so likely lacks the skill set. I do have some training in electronics, but the level of training needed to generally be able to do this is introductory course level stuff you could pretty much learn off of youtube. Almost any of the shiny light people at burning man could accomplish it.

Posted by: DaveM at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (WWC3Y)

195 189 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote for her next time--should she decide to run again?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)
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She's hoping the electoral college will be overturned by the next election.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (qJtVm)

196 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote for her next time--should she decide to run again?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)



Bitter drunks probably aren't thinking clearly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)

197 Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (ANIFC)

That's who I was thinking of. Didn't he almost kill himself with one of his packages?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

198 It's gang related

A drive-by is easier and doesn't get as much attention.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (0V2ki)

199 189
At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who
didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote
for her next time--should she decide to run again?


Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)



this is becoming one of the NEW mysteries of life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (UsCnO)

200 rhomboid,

Of course the Putin colluded with Trump was absurd from the start.


It was a ridiculous starting point for understanding how Putin sees Russia.


Putin knows that Russia comes from a position of weaknesses as regards the US.


Trump knows this too.

Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (LpbzJ)

201 I'm not batshit! Just neurotic and moderately warped.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

202 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote for her next time--should she decide to run again?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)

Because anyone who did not vote for The FAB is a neanderthal and should not be allowed to live but less vote...Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (SjImc)

203 192. A simple bomb, rendered 'live' by a mechanical timer - or even a simple single-chip ic timer - with an 'anti-disturbance' switch is not that difficult to make. Goat-humping savages in Trashcanistan make them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 08:59 PM (fA1SL)

204 I can't wait to see how Tapper tries to ignore his own collusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 09:00 PM (/tuJf)

205 why would Hillary insult the people and the states who didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote for her next time--should she decide to run again?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)

Because she's a bitter old hag.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 09:00 PM (znQDG)

206 197 Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:54 PM (ANIFC)

That's who I was thinking of. Didn't he almost kill himself with one of his packages?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

Yup. His one arm is FUBAR.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 09:00 PM (ANIFC)

207 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who

didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote

for her next time--should she decide to run again?




Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)

Other than the fact that she's a drunken fucking retard?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:00 PM (aMlLZ)

208 The illegal alien was arrested for vehicular homicide and hit-and-run,
which is a felony, though if he pays his $25,000 bond, he will be
released back into the public, as the Denver Sheriff 's Office refuses to
cooperate with federal immigration officials.

...

Yet I keep being told by the "libertarians" that the Feds are the problem.


And Sheriff's are the only Constitutional law enforcement.




Interesting.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 09:01 PM (IkIB1)

209 >>>She's hoping the electoral college will be overturned by the next election.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:57 PM (qJtVm)<<<

I'm on it.

Posted by: a Hawaiian judge at March 12, 2018 09:01 PM (c9/Pc)

210 Goat-humping savages in Trashcanistan make them.

Yes, but they are taught how to. Others have made the mistakes.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 09:01 PM (gxIj9)

211 LOL I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India, I noticed that she always is being held by someone when ever she is going up stairs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (dKiJG)


========

I thought she was a yogi. Can't she assume the lotus position and just levitate up the stairs?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 09:01 PM (/qEW2)

212 Goat-humping savages in Trashcanistan make them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 08:59 PM (fA1SL)

Accidental self-immolation is probably the leading cause of death in Trashcanistan.

Posted by: troyriser at March 12, 2018 09:02 PM (K8f5g)

213 210. Exactly so. This knowledge is widely distributed. With a few exceptions, it's not beyond the competence of any person of even barely normal iq to produce such a device.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

214 'They' don't know the motive and acknowledge it could be a racist. Or Tubeworms. But mostly a racist.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 12, 2018 09:03 PM (dvkvn)

215 Wanna read my manifesto?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 08:51 PM (qJtVm)

===

How does it compare to Michelle Obama's senior thesis?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

216 Where in the hell is that Mook kid when I really need him? *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 12, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

217 214. The Jooz are using the racists to distract you from the Tubeworms!

WAKE UP!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

218 i AN All gONNA prOOf thAHT Teh TRUMP
is COLLODDING WIFF

RUshsSHinS!!1!!!1!111!!1

sEBENTteEN iNTELiNGENGce aGENcieS

*vomit*


Posted by: aDAm sCHiFf at March 12, 2018 09:05 PM (IkIB1)

219 Where in the hell is that Mook kid when I really need him? *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 12, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

We don't pay mooks.....

Posted by: Joey at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (EoRCO)

220 you folks know the solution to this right? more illegals. of course.

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (V3U1L)

221 I wonder if Hillary would convert to Hinduism after being up close and personal with them.
There is no Hillary, no Trump, no deplorables, only the Brahman. All her strivings are in vain, seeking after an illusion. It could give her peace and enlightenment. Scrap the plans for fun camp and start up Swami Hillary's Ashram instead.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (/qEW2)

222 Well, at least we aren't buttworms.

Posted by: Tubeworms at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (Tyii7)

223 And India has such nice long stone and marble staircases everywhere! slick too!

Posted by: rammajamma at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (oAlzZ)

224
I thought she was a yogi. Can't she assume the lotus position and just levitate up the stairs?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


All she does is steal picnic baskets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

225 The illegal alien was arrested for vehicular homicide and hit-and-run,
which is a felony, though if he pays his $25,000 bond, he will be
released back into the public, as the Denver Sheriff 's Office refuses to
cooperate with federal immigration officials.

ICE should park somebody outside their office 24/7 til he comes out.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (7Py7T)

226 All she does is steal picnic baskets.


...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 09:08 PM (GdWl+)

227 All her strivings are in vain, seeking after an
illusion. It could give her peace and enlightenment. Scrap the plans for
fun camp and start up Swami Hillary's Ashram instead.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 09:06 PM (/qEW2)

How much money is there in it?

Posted by: Hillary at March 12, 2018 09:08 PM (djCea)

228 How does it compare to Michelle Obama's senior thesis?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

-------

I actually read the first few pages of that piece of racist dreck. It read like the rantings of an angry prepubescent 7th grade black girl 3 days away from her first period.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:08 PM (b3byi)

229 I really wowed the dot Indians when I cried "let's all have steak!". *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 12, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

230
All she does is steal picnic baskets.





...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 09:08 PM (GdWl+


Yeah that made me laugh too. Just funny on all levels.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:09 PM (aMlLZ)

231 NaCly dog, howz about a compromise?


We'll help clear Weasel's ranges with a combo of det cord, and lots and lots and lots of ammo fired from sub-guns?


I am amenable to this compromise, and find it just, and civilized.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 09:10 PM (OkKDg)

232 Or should the wording be, "If you see something suspicious, and there's no possibility a moslem is involved, tell somebody."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 08:50 PM (l9m7l)

'A moslem or an illegal or a preferred minority'

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 12, 2018 09:10 PM (oqV6o)

233 The illegal alien was arrested for vehicular homicide and hit-and-run,
which is a felony, though if he pays his $25,000 bond, he will be
released back into the public, as the Denver Sheriff 's Office refuses to
cooperate with federal immigration officials.

ICE should park somebody outside their office 24/7 til he comes out.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (7Py7T)


TuCa said tonight he was released Sat. night. Sheriff notified ICE an hour later.

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 09:10 PM (a3OL0)

234 All she does is steal picnic baskets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

Falling down those stairs would have left a serious Boo Boo.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 09:11 PM (znQDG)

235 Sad. In other news, Hildabeast slipped down some steps
in India. And lost her shoe. Any one else getting some deja vu?
Posted by: MeMyselfandI

Was she running downstairs on stilts with a cup of molten lava whilst talking to underlings over her shoulder? Then did she fall backwards and somehow manage to fracture her knee cap? Because that's totally Hillary.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 12, 2018 09:11 PM (+Tibp)

236 The illegal alien was arrested for vehicular homicide and hit-and-run, which is a felony, though if he pays his $25,000 bond, he will be released back into the public, as the Denver Sheriff 's Office refuses to cooperate with federal immigration officials.



A couple of political commercials running in Illinois about the state letting illegals go after killing someone by hit and run and the illegals bastards went back to Mexico. Of course the dipshits in Illinois will keep voting the scumbags back into office

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:12 PM (SiINZ)

237 210 Goat-humping savages in Trashcanistan make them.

Yes, but they are taught how to. Others have made the mistakes.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2018 09:01 PM (gxIj9)


The al Oscar martyrs brigade...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 09:12 PM (VM6ev)

238 Sheriff notified ICE an hour later.

Arrest him and stick him in with the jail's general population. Problem solved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2018 09:12 PM (Tyii7)

239 I hope his mother does show up. She was a really cut up

Sylvia was Harcourt's wife.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2018 09:12 PM (brIR5)

240 TuCa said tonight he was released Sat. night. Sheriff notified ICE an hour later.

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 09:10 PM (a3OL0)



So he gave the illegal a running start. It's time to start jailing politicians and alleged law enforcement who don't enforce the laws

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:13 PM (SiINZ)

241 ICE should park somebody outside their office 24/7 til he comes out.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (7Py7T)

Guy made bail and is in the wind. Cops have no idea where he's at. I'd say he's already back over the border.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 09:13 PM (gEvQ8)

242 239 I hope his mother does show up. She was a really cut up

Sylvia was Harcourt's wife.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2018 09:12 PM (brIR5)

It was Stella. Sylvia was that sorceress shape-shifter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 09:13 PM (VM6ev)

243 I laid traps for stupid whores,
Who slip on steps before they reach Bombay.

Posted by: guess my name at March 12, 2018 09:13 PM (c9/Pc)

244 Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 09:07 PM (7Py7T)

Woo !!!

Will be back soon from my SouthEast Asia Tour ... defending the World Sarcasm Title.

Woo !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:14 PM (MHKOK)

245 'A moslem or an illegal or a preferred minority'


Or a woman. Or a tranny. Or a..

Oh, fuggit. If it's anyone who's not a white cis-male oppressive member of the oppressive patriarchy which we must smash because systemic oppression, then don't bother.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 09:14 PM (GdWl+)

246 240. And I repeat the observation - In the absence of forceful application of the law, there will be the lawless application of force.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

247 What was that story she came up with when she broke her toe on the stairs a little while back?

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 09:14 PM (djCea)

248 in other news, paul ryan kissed a fish. which, get this, made weirdo hate filled leftists shriek with rage.

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (V3U1L)

249
Sad. In other news, Hildabeast slipped down some steps

in India. And lost her shoe. Any one else getting some deja vu?

Posted by: MeMyselfandI



Somebody should tell her that missing shoe thing only works when princes and cute chicks are involved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (aMlLZ)

250 OMG that video of Cankles falling down the stairs--twice!--is just too damn funny.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (HiDrR)

251 ICE/DHS should - absolutely - engineer/stage some apprehensions of violent illegals being sheltered by "law enforcement" (sneer quotes now justified) that involve confrontation, tension, and humiliation of the locals. If they can.


I'm guessing ICE has the mindset to do this, and realize how it would contribute to the ultimate solution. But DOJ under Sessions pretty clearly still has no idea what to do. He's never dealt with or considered anything like this wave of official lawlessness, and completely lacks the instincts to deal with it effectively. DOJ's actions so far have broadcast weakness and naivete more than anything.


It's fine - if you can get it, or whether it simply becomes one more chapter in judicial lawlessness and constitutional unraveling - to sue CA over "sanctuary" laws. But it's not actually the important part. Re-establishing federal credibility and humiliating local arrogance and stupidity are the key to making sure this insanity gets reversed, and not repeated soon.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 12, 2018 09:16 PM (OkKDg)

252 228 How does it compare to Michelle Obama's senior thesis?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

-------

I actually read the first few pages of that piece of racist dreck. It read like the rantings of an angry prepubescent 7th grade black girl 3 days away from her first period.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:08 PM (b3byi)

and that garbage vaulted her to a privileged place in Havaaahd law school.

Posted by: free tibet at March 12, 2018 09:16 PM (zGLZK)

253
On second thought, forget jail time. Fire up the rotors

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

254 That's sum turrible stair walkin'

Posted by: Aunt Bunny at March 12, 2018 09:16 PM (znQDG)

255 Why am I not fifty steps below, you might ask?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (EzdLW)

256
The hate crime thing frankly doesn't hold water, mostly because of practical reasons. Does anyone really believe that some white or hispanic bomber could just walk down MLK Blvd. in any city AT ALL without being stabbed or shot in the face for their Nikes, much less with a bomb-in-a-box under their arm???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (eXA4G)

257
OMG that video of Cankles falling down the stairs--twice!--is just too damn funny.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (HiDrR)

Where can one see this video of the collapsing sack of shit?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (aMlLZ)

258 What was that story she came up with when she broke her toe on the stairs a little while back?
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 09:14 PM
~~~~~

Yep. That was a hoot. She was running UP the stairs, carrying a cup of coffee.

Yeah. That's what she said.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (HiDrR)

259 How thrilling is my life? I'm taking a buffer to an antique brass oil lamp.

Ran the tripoli wheel - no genie yet. Maybe when I get to jeweller's rouge, he'll show up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

260 That's sum turrible stair walkin'

It's going to be an early flight.

Posted by: Bill Spynn at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (Tyii7)

261 Here ya go Berserker:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vtupl8

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (HiDrR)

262 253. This guy gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:19 PM (fA1SL)

263 The illegal who killed someone yesterday in Houston in a DUI accident had bond set at 150k even though he walk away from the judge during the hearing. There should be no bail for illegals since they are the definition of a flight risk.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

264 Is there nobody who cares about that pathetic, sick old woman enough to intervene?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 09:19 PM (nBr1j)

265
Job title of person who keeps Hillary from falling:
Nightmare Catcher

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

266 Is there nobody who cares about that pathetic, sick old woman enough to intervene?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 09:19 PM (nBr1j)



Slick Willie: Don't look at me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

267 150 Does anyone really NEED a box bigger than 16" by 16 by 8""?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:47 PM (wD9H7)

With a box that size, I'd be saving up for plastic surgery.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (NXsWM)

268 263 The illegal who killed someone yesterday in Houston in a DUI accident had bond set at 150k even though he walk away from the judge during the hearing. There should be no bail for illegals since they are the definition of a flight risk.

-----

um, hello...there's a poem written about the end of slavery in a statute off of NYC, also dedicated to the end ofthe Civil War, that would like to misinterpret the true meaning of America for you.

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (V3U1L)

269 263 The illegal who killed someone yesterday in Houston in a DUI accident had bond set at 150k even though he walk away from the judge during the hearing. There should be no bail for illegals since they are the definition of a flight risk.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

Didn't the Supremes just say that Illegals have no habeus Corpus? Because they CAN be held indefinitely???

Would it not then follow, that no illegal is eligible for bail?

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (NgKpN)

270 Here ya go Berserker:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vtupl8
Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (HiDrR)



All it's missing are some clown shoes and a whipped cream pie to the face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

271 @251 But DOJ under Sessions pretty clearly still has no idea what to do. He's never dealt with or considered anything like this wave of official lawlessness, and completely lacks the instincts to deal with it effectively.
-------------------

I would be surprised if Trump isn't in the loop on this mess. States acting in open defiance of Federal Law is a pretty serious matter, and is something that merits presidential attention. I'm guessing that the current plan is to gradually ramp up pressure until either California caves, or is forced to cross one of those lines from which there is no return. And at that point, we get a "President Jackson and South Carolina" response.

Posted by: junior at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (T2wsd)

272 Hillary Stairwalker


Those were bad stairs. Stone or concrete, worn smooth by millions of sandal wearing brown people. Uneven, not level, narrow and she was wearing leather soled sandals which she kicked off the second time she slipped.

She should have been wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (roQNm)

273 'Is there nobody who cares about that pathetic, sick old woman enough to intervene?'

#twoweeks

Posted by: Satan at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (UdKB7)

274 Poor Hillary. I hate it when I lose a shoe.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (djCea)

275 "Would it not then follow, that no illegal is eligible for bail?"

Not only do we grant them bail, but, upon occasion, elect them to high office.!

Posted by: navybrat at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (w7KSn)

276 Here ya go Berserker:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vtupl8

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (HiDrR)

Thanks!
Thats unreal. Hillary 2020- a job she can fall into.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (aMlLZ)

277 Oh, come on. Virtue Signalling is way more important than actual American citizens lives.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 09:22 PM (znQDG)

278
Yep. That was a hoot. She was running UP the stairs, carrying a cup of coffee.

Yeah. That's what she said.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (HiDrR)

Running? That hag hasn't run anywhere in 50 years. She has people for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 09:23 PM (NXsWM)

279 With a box that size, I'd be saving up for plastic surgery.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 09:21 PM (NXsWM)

---------

LOL. Only from one of the Ettes.

"Like a hotdog down a hallway".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:24 PM (htpKu)

280 Why am I not fifty steps below, you might ask?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2018 09:17 PM (EzdLW)


Beer everywhere. I should know better by now.

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 09:24 PM (a3OL0)

281 That's pretty bad when a set of stairs kicks your ass.

But she's Teh SMARTEST WOMYN IN TEH WORLD!!!1!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 09:25 PM (GdWl+)

282 281. Ironic. She talks about breaking the glass ceiling, but keeps falling on stairs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

283

If FDR could run the country from a chair so can she.

Posted by: 2020 Campaign slogan at March 12, 2018 09:26 PM (IqV8l)

284 i think she emailed people to bring her tea.

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 09:27 PM (SJBL7)

285 The dizzying array of conflicts of interest on the Mueller team.
Victor Hanson piece.
https://amgreatness.com/2018/03/12/swamp-things-in-the-russia-investigtion/

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 09:27 PM (LiyEm)

286 On second thought, forget jail time. Fire up the rotors
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)


Nah ... we'll get all the happy talk, from the usual Sessions Believers ... that he just needs A Little More Time.

I've always said it - and been called a fool for it - There is a brand of Republican that, if told to go to the Gas Chambers, would form lines. And turn me and my kind in for rebelling against it.

They have Faith in Law. Even when Law is used against them. Even when there's No Law At All.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:28 PM (MHKOK)

287 If FDR could run the country from a chair so can she.


^^^
That! and she has minions. You can do anything if you have the right minions.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:28 PM (roQNm)

288 Why am I not fifty steps below, you might ask?


Patience.

Posted by: Gravity at March 12, 2018 09:28 PM (GdWl+)

289 It's no wonder Hillary has so much trouble with stairs. Between her Mr Magoo bifocals, her 120" waistline, and her alcoholic double vision, she can't see the steps.

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 09:28 PM (djCea)

290 207 Other than the fact that she's a drunken fucking retard?

As I said in the last thread: she went to a country that has MF births of 100/91 (bc gender-selection abortion is rampant) to claim women in this country are subservient to men.

So, yes, I agree.

Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 09:29 PM (OLS0m)

291 Without detective work to narrow the facts, there are an Nth degree of combinations of metal illness to precipitate this behavior. For someone who is so isolated from humanity other than the Internet and social media, that "th" power is expanded by at least an order of magnitude. Here is a bet. If/when they find the perp, he will be an older profile version of the various school shooters who would not believe that he could access a school, but figures that he can still kiil a lot of people who he resnts, even if he only knows the slightly or maybe even not at all. I believe it is likely a "he" and I believe that we will see a lot more of this - an unintended consequence of a nonstop feed of news/opinion. Consider this - a lot of the metal health/committed policies of the past were (rightfully) changed because (a) the shrinks did not know what they were talking about and (b) many, if not a majority if patients were committed because they either were harmlessly off the rails or were hated by their family. Well, the up side of the Internet and social media is that the people who truly need to be committed are far more visible/apparent and much further needing commitment than, say you crazy uncle who just happens to have 20 million dollars or the guy who sits in a coffee shop and greets everybody as thought he was the town's paid greeter.

Posted by: Radar at March 12, 2018 09:29 PM (j3rGv)

292 FBI announced theyve discovered a pattern to the bombings... theyre all packages on porches. Believes theres a connection to Russia.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 12, 2018 09:30 PM (NMNy5)

293 FBI announced theyve discovered a pattern to the bombings... theyre all packages on porches. Believes theres a connection to Russia.

--

What this country needs is porch control.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:31 PM (roQNm)

294 I'll let this sock just drop off all by itself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 09:32 PM (GdWl+)

295 I'm notoriously clumsy, especially since my stroke and I don't fall as much as she does. Maybe she should consider a walker.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at March 12, 2018 09:32 PM (vfC/C)

296 If FDR could run the country from a chair so can she.

Posted by: 2020 Campaign slogan at March 12, 2018 09:26 PM (IqV8l)




Hillary/Iron Lung - 2020

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:32 PM (SiINZ)

297 >>>FBI announced theyve discovered a pattern to the
bombings... theyre all packages on porches. Believes theres a connection
to Russia.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 12, 2018 09:30 PM (NMNy5)<<<

Obviously Sarah Palin, who could see Russia from her porch!!!!!!

Posted by: the MFM at March 12, 2018 09:34 PM (c9/Pc)

298 12-Steps to become President.

I'm up to six.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary ! at March 12, 2018 09:34 PM (znQDG)

299
Breitbart - California

LA Public School Teacher filmed hitting Trump pinata with students.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:34 PM (roQNm)

300 LA Public School Teacher filmed hitting Trump pinata with students.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:34 PM (roQNm)

Oh, it's Cali. Bonus time.

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 09:35 PM (znQDG)

301 Maybe she should consider a walker.

Really ? I would suggest Hilz take up jogging while holding scissors.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:35 PM (MHKOK)

302 One more addition to comment 291 - The MSM will inflame these kind of crimes by nonstop coverage of David Hogg and those of his ilk. He is presented as a popular respected kid (though I would personally challenge that - Sorry David - you chose to run with the big dogs). But hee and his tribe do not crusade for the resentments of the murderers, they represent them. Okay, so have I earned my Doctorate of Magnetic Therapy from Thunderwood University yet?

Posted by: Radar at March 12, 2018 09:38 PM (j3rGv)

303 I'm notoriously clumsy, especially since my stroke and I don't fall as much as she does. Maybe she should consider a walker.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at March 12, 2018 09:32 PM (vfC/C)



She should get a Davros hover round. She's got the looks and voice to pull it off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ)

304 We've replaced Hillary's tumbler of vodka with nitroglycerin. Let's see if she notices.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

305 Hey Scogg, you been runnin from the law or have I just been missin you on the threads?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (70cRb)

306 Huma, refreshments! Bring me my tasty adult beverage!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clintoris at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (bJ0w+)

307 OT rant.

Over the weekend my brakes started to grind. I knew I needed front pads and rotors. I setup an appointment with Pep Boys right down the street from me for 10:00 this morning and told them to please order the parts on my arrival, as that is all I was there for.

It took almost an hour for them to get the car in the shop. I asked on arrival if the parts were ordered. Answer, just about to, Sir. From 11:00 to Noon, they "inspected" the car for other work they could sell me, instead of just doing the pads and rotors. They then came to me with their laundry list they were trying to sell, and I told him to please just do the damn pads and rotors that I wanted done originally. The guy said okay I'll order the parts now they should be here in about an hour. Then, pizza came for the shop guys so no work happen for another hour.

Long and short of it, I didn't get out of there until 2:45 just to get pads and rotors replaced, we should have taken no more than 2 hours total. I will never never go back to those f****** again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (htpKu)

308 What are the odds the Clintons have a stair chair at Chappaqua ?

Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (WyXfg)

309 301. Meh. Grenade juggling is the new parkour. Go for it, Hillary!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

310 LA Public School Teacher filmed hitting Trump pinata with students.

Only for two minutes, I hope. More than two minutes transgresses the bounds.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

311 So Hillary is like a Dalek. Her biggest challenge is stairs. And like Davros, when her minions like Perez become self aware and turn against her, it won't be a pretty sight.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 09:42 PM (/qEW2)

312 Hey CB ... how's things.

Been in SE Asia for two weeks - working. Coming home tomorrow. Probably be here off and on for next several years.

You keeping the Board squared away.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:43 PM (MHKOK)

313 And boulder....its like Home Week or something.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:44 PM (70cRb)

314 We've replaced Hillary's tumbler of vodka with nitroglycerin. Let's see if she notices.

This is *hic* some weak shit.

Posted by: hillary from chappaqua at March 12, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

315 311.
DONATE, NOMINATE! DO NOT INVESTIGATE!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

316 Hillary needs a chair mounted on one of those Boston Dynamics dog bots, the one that opens doors. Not sure how well it can navigate stairs. Especially stairs like those in the India video.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:44 PM (roQNm)

317 And She's buuuuuyinging a stairway...

Posted by: Zep at March 12, 2018 09:44 PM (djCea)

318 INEBRIATE!!! INEBRIATE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillek at March 12, 2018 09:45 PM (c9/Pc)

319 i don't know how she slipped wearing birkenstocks......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 12, 2018 09:45 PM (0O7c5)

320 Um, even without this second bombing -- why would you categorize a
murder by package bomb as merely "suspicious" rather than as a
"homicide"?


Its Austin - that is the Loony Leftist part of Texas. They're not real good at much of anything.


Posted by: An Observation at March 12, 2018 09:45 PM (TPKPX)

321 318

LMAO
This needs a photo of a Dalek wearing Hill's hideous outfit

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (hMwEB)

322 312 Hey CB ... how's things.

Been in SE Asia for two weeks - working. Coming home tomorrow. Probably be here off and on for next several years.

You keeping the Board squared away.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:43 PM (MHKOK)

Good to see you. Lol. look around, Insomniacs still here, Steve, Palpatine et al. Tried running them off with my dumbassery and insults but theyre like bad pennes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (70cRb)

323 I get suspicious of unknown cars in our neighborhood. Turns out it was a real estate lady parked in front of the neighbors house taking pictures before they listed it.

Still not sure why she drove away when I approached her car to find out who it was.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (+Dllb)


Perhaps the Ar-15 you were carrying made her nervous . . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (QMwOT)

324 Hillary/Iron Lung - 2020

Old slogan: "Lock her up!"
New slogan: "Unplug her!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2018 09:48 PM (eMKNe)

325 Its Austin - that is the Loony Leftist part of Texas. They're not real good at much of anything.

Posted by: An Observation at March 12, 2018 09:45 PM (TPKPX)


Including Geometry apparently.

Upthread comment that Austin news showing the two bombings form a line. Hey dumbfucks ... any two points form a line.

Get a third point, then call me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:48 PM (MHKOK)

326 307 OT rant.

Over the weekend my brakes started to grind. I knew I needed front pads and rotors. I setup an appointment with Pep Boys right down the street from me for 10:00 this morning and told them to please order the parts on my arrival, as that is all I was there for.

It took almost an hour for them to get the car in the shop. I asked on arrival if the parts were ordered. Answer, just about to, Sir. From 11:00 to Noon, they "inspected" the car for other work they could sell me, instead of just doing the pads and rotors. They then came to me with their laundry list they were trying to sell, and I told him to please just do the damn pads and rotors that I wanted done originally. The guy said okay I'll order the parts now they should be here in about an hour. Then, pizza came for the shop guys so no work happen for another hour.

Long and short of it, I didn't get out of there until 2:45 just to get pads and rotors replaced, we should have taken no more than 2 hours total. I will never never go back to those f****** again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (htpKu)



I'd have been calling other places and talking very loudly so everyone could hear to see if you could get in there instead to have them do the work.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 09:49 PM (cAnNx)

327 I'm always a little relieved, when I find out bad things like this are happening in liberal la-la land.

I know that's horrible of me, but it's just how I feel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2018 09:49 PM (eMKNe)

328 This needs a photo of a Dalek wearing Hill's hideous outfit
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM

Could you narrow that down a bit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2018 09:49 PM (oA7a8)

329 Regarding the sidebar article, does anyone else think the 'leaked' info about the Deadpool 2 screening going badly might be Disney's PR team trying to protect LOL: a star wars story?

Posted by: Methos at March 12, 2018 09:49 PM (XQvuQ)

330 Tried running them off with my dumbassery and insults but theyre like bad pennes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (70cRb)

I'm more like rotini.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

331 Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 09:41 PM (htpKu)


Maybe ya did, but I always check Yelp & Google reviews on those types of places. They vary wildly from one part of town to the other. Has saved me many a headache. Same with DMVs and Post Offices. Any of those type of service places.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 09:50 PM (U+v0Q)

332 Reminds me of the Tylenol murders. Seems I am not the only one.

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at March 12, 2018 09:51 PM (FLa5M)

333 Are the 505'd links like being Rickrolled now?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (rdl6o)

334 If Austin had as many security cameras as London, the bomber would probably have been caught by now. Not that I'd necessarily advocate that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (/qEW2)

335 I'm more like rotini.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)


I'm fried cornbread.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (MHKOK)

336 231 Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid

Genius!

Det cord & tree-cutting bullet stream! Embrace the power of &.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (hyuyC)

337 208 The illegal alien was arrested for vehicular homicide and hit-and-run,
which is a felony, though if he pays his $25,000 bond, he will be
released back into the public, as the Denver Sheriff 's Office refuses to
cooperate with federal immigration officials.
...

Park 4 ICE Agents outside each entrance and exit of the Public Safety Building and check everyone coming out. Do this for a month.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (QMwOT)

338
Get a third point, then call me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:48 PM (MHKOK)

Thereve been three bombings, and they form a line up the east side of 35.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (6HFDU)

339 posts disappearing? anyway, what happened to the terlit hobo ?Released yet?

Posted by: free tibet at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (CL76w)

340 the one thing fb is good for is asking the neighbors about car repair shops and stuff like that

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (hMwEB)

341 Keep in mind that it took the FBI years to track down the Unibomber.
Whoever it is could do this for quite a while before he's caught.


The FBI never tracked down the Unabomber it was Kaczynski's brother who TOLD them who it was after the manifesto was published.

Posted by: An Observation at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (TPKPX)

342
I'm more like rotini.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

Lol! Yeah, i need to read what the f**ck write. I see. You more as a ravioli, don't ask me why.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (70cRb)

343 Det cord & tree-cutting bullet stream! Embrace the power of &.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (hyuyC)


I volunteed for the limbing work. Thinkin' Rem 700, .308 ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (MHKOK)

344 Tried running them off with my dumbassery and insults but theyre like bad pennes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (70cRb)

---------------

Penne, Bob? For some reason I thought you'd be more of a fava bean guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (gC2IV)

345 329 Regarding the sidebar article, does anyone else think the 'leaked' info about the Deadpool 2 screening going badly might be Disney's PR team trying to protect LOL: a star wars story?


Posted by: Methos at March 12, 2018 09:49 PM (XQvuQ)



Nah. I think that there are some definite fears in Deadpool 2 since it isn't the same director and he left over differences with Reynolds. So some fears that they're going to up the raunch factor without having a good story.

And then there was probably some 40 year old mom in the test audience.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (cAnNx)

346 322. Penne is for weak guineas and women.

Kasha is for true Slav.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

347 I was using epic browser with encrypted proxy on so I guess that killed my posts. proxy off and a new hash

Posted by: free tibet at March 12, 2018 09:55 PM (CL76w)

348 Put Hillary in a Country and Western costume, sitting in a western saddle on one of those Boston Dynamics robots that is 'skiing' (you know what I mean) down those slippery steps in India, waving her cowboy hat and yelling 'Yee Haw!".


*skiing - where you don't lose your balance as your feet slide down the stairs as though you were wearing skis.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:55 PM (roQNm)

349 342
I'm more like rotini.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

Lol! Yeah, i need to read what the f**ck write. I see. You more as a ravioli, don't ask me why.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (70cRb)

Heh. I won't ask why ravioli. My thought for rotini was because twisted and tightly wound.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

350 ScoggDog

I think we're going to need a bigger Weasel Acres for that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)

351 339 posts disappearing? anyway, what happened to the terlit hobo ?Released yet?
Posted by: free tibet at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (CL76w)

Successfully plunged.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 09:55 PM (FLa5M)

352 I'm fried cornbread.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:52 PM (MHKOK)

That actually sounds really good right about now. Mmmm...cornbread...

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

353 349. Ravioli - because wops can't pronounce pelmini.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

354 Thereve been three bombings, and they form a line up the east side of 35.
Posted by: stace at March 12, 2018 09:53 PM (6HFDU)


I blame the Ewok. Clearly stated two.

Third point is prolly a car backfire or something. Austin would never know the difference.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (MHKOK)

355 I like the casual bigotry: If these victims were both white, would this be any less horrifying?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (r0ebJ)

356 We could have a showing of When Eagles Dare. Lots of telephone poles and trees brought down with explosives in that movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

357 INEBRIATE!!! INEBRIATE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillek at March 12, 2018 09:45 PM (c9/Pc)



ahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 09:57 PM (SiINZ)

358 Get a third point, then call me.

There was a third point on March 2. The three of them make a line.

Posted by: An Observation at March 12, 2018 09:57 PM (TPKPX)

359 353 349. Ravioli - because wops can't pronounce pelmini.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

Hey. Lay off us Wops.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2018 09:58 PM (r0ebJ)

360
Keep the rotini - send the pirogi

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 09:58 PM (roQNm)

361 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

362 Rotinini makes sense the way you explained it. Ins. Lol

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 10:00 PM (70cRb)

363 ONT up

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 12, 2018 10:00 PM (mMeIQ)

364 There was a third point on March 2. The three of them make a line.

Posted by: An Observation at March 12, 2018 09:57 PM (TPKPX)


You're all gonna' shit when dude was really making a diameter ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 10:00 PM (MHKOK)

365 *pulls out clown mallet*

*begins smashing hamsters*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Feeling kinda Irish at March 12, 2018 10:06 PM (Mkuv2)

366 Great comment, BTW. Too bad nobody will read it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Feeling kinda Irish at March 12, 2018 10:06 PM (Mkuv2)

367 >>>Hey. Lay off us Wops.

mostaccioli ftw

Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 10:06 PM (SJBL7)

368 Ran the tripoli wheel - no genie yet. Maybe when I get to jeweller's rouge, he'll show up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

If the genie shows up, be sure to enunciate your wishes well, and ask for a read-back. Unless you want a 12-inch pianist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2018 10:07 PM (Dbv1R)

369 For tree cutting, think big... think .50 in black powder. All the fun of smoke, with the heft to cut down trees.
Trust me on this one.

Posted by: MarkY at March 12, 2018 10:07 PM (OkKDg)

370 Agatha Christie The ABC murders

Posted by: artemis at March 12, 2018 10:15 PM (AwPyG)

371 207 At this point, why would Hillary insult the people and the states who

didn't vote for her in '16 when, presumably she would need them to vote

for her next time--should she decide to run again?




Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 08:56 PM (mc8++)

Other than the fact that she's a drunken fucking retard?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 12, 2018 09:00 PM (aMlLZ)



Please apologize to drunks and retards.
They do not deserve to be lumped in with that "thing" called Hillary.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 12, 2018 10:29 PM (QMwOT)

372 86
LOL I saw the Hillary falling twice down the stairs in India, I noticed
that she always is being held by someone when ever she is going up
stairs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (dKiJG)




hehheh, no kidding, and you'd think that with cankles that thick, she'd be pretty stable on her feet.

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at March 12, 2018 10:30 PM (ABqYZ)

373 Feverhead wins for cleverest anti gun control comment ever.

Amazon, FedEx, UPS and USPS must be shut down immediately for their uncontrolled, high capacity, high velocity packages.

Ban Semi-Auto Assault Packages Now.

Posted by: Fred Z at March 12, 2018 11:51 PM (Ns/en)

374 no word on any connection between the victims. But if the bomber is randomly picking his targets he might not be a random bomber, but trying to cover murder of a very personal target.

The DC sniper, protege and all, was really trying to cover his tracks as he sought murderous revenge on his wife ( ex wife.) he was coming for her the whole time. Tylenol cyanide poisonings were at least in one string of murders, a seemingly random murder plan, but carried out to cover a murder for insurance money

Posted by: SarahW at March 13, 2018 12:08 AM (Sp1NT)

375 signing in

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2018 12:52 AM (ewxPW)

376 Scotsman, you don't I will the street or the sidewalk. Unless you live deep in the woods or on an estate with a mile long drive way harassing people for parking could get you into trouble. I'll bet the real estate lady has told people about the creepy man next door to the house she's trying to sell and unless your neighbors don't mind letting you know that they have guests they probably have some choice words for you too. My cousin ended up calling the police because his neighbor was bothering people who came to his wife's baby shower. The neighbor flipped out over the strange cars in the neighborhood. It turned into a big mess and my cousin had to move.

Posted by: Daisy at March 13, 2018 07:16 AM (XnsIn)

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