Joe Biden Gave Money to a Homeless Man When No One Was Even Watching (Except of Course for the Photographer Who Immediately Sent This Hot Snap Into Politico)

But did he nuzzle the homeless man?

Or is he racist and sexist?



Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM




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1 Its Me

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

2 HA HA

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (nQHw/)

3 Total coincidence, or was this Joe's one and only charitable act of 2018?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (7ZVPa)

4 Yep

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

5 St. Nd. Rd?

Posted by: Sassy at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (rzlnk)

6 Shit, Joe. You shoulda made a cross on the sidewalk out of syringes or something.

Posted by: The Clenis at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (398bZ)

7 Yeah,I have such great character...Hey Secret Ervice ladies,watch ths!
Joe Biden swimming nude

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (LiyEm)

8 Joe is fishing through his change and sticking the quarters back in his pocket.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

9
That's Samuel Jackson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (fTKv+)

10 Yeah, well Trump stopped a mugging.

Advantage Trump.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (Dn4Uq)

11 How do we know Biden isn't robbing the homeless man?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (MVjcR)

12 Republican as President ->THE HOMELESS ARE STARVING TO DEATH!!!

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

13 Or was he buying coke for his worthless son?

Posted by: huerfano at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (EtMVh)

14 8 Joe is fishing through his change and sticking the quarters back in his pocket.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)


He gave him an old butterscotch, with bits of lint on it. Licked maybe once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (fTKv+)

15 the homeless guy didn't even stand up;
Caption, bubble over sitting guys head ,"what the heck is this old man giving me a quarter for".

here I am just minding my own business looking at the stars and this guy, hands me a quarter and said keep the change."

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (/ikqi)

16 No doubt, they exchanged yummy paste recipes.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (hSk36)

17 >>11 How do we know Biden isn't robbing the homeless man?

Or trying to find out where his granddaughter lives.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (r9UYA)

18 Could be his paste dealer...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (O5Q3r)

19 Wow, that is completely unstaged.

s/

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

20 Yeah, it's a quarter. That used to be money, you know.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (398bZ)

21 oe is fishing through his change and sticking the quarters back in his pocket.
=====

LOL. That is what I saw, as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (MIKMs)

22 as a taxpayer I say "you're welcome hobo"

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (nFwvY)

23 Someone was literally watching pic.twitter.com/02OhbQ8n2t
-- Jim Treacher is a dumb pseudonym (@jtLOL) March 11, 2018


From the picture it looks like he's giving the guy change.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (8gDQu)

24

brb, nevertrumpin

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (RWP7J)

25 Yeah he gave him a buck. What a great guy.

Remember during the election he was one of the cheapest SOB's when it came to giving to charities.

Like embarrassingly cheap.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

26 So was the photographer his granddaughter, or one of his campaign staff?

Posted by: Methos at March 12, 2018 03:10 PM (XQvuQ)

27 "I'd like....37 cents worth of meth, please."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2018 03:10 PM (7ZVPa)

28 The homeless man in question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 12, 2018 03:10 PM (Dp6qK)

29 14
8 Joe is fishing through his change and sticking the quarters back in his pocket.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)





He gave him an old butterscotch, with bits of lint on it. Licked maybe once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (fTKv+)


And a coupon for 10% off at Starbucks

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:10 PM (ymnmz)

30 Bless his heart.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 12, 2018 03:10 PM (hyZqB)

31 22 as a taxpayer I say "you're welcome hobo"
Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (nFwvY)


Hobo?

*sends alert to AOSHQ soylent hobo squad*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (fTKv+)

32 25 Lefties think that is what taxes are for...

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

33 Buying the hobo's daughter for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

34 Note... its not a cell phone camera picture... or it would be longer...

Its a picture from a regular camera.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

35 Didn't it come out he was the stingiest Senator when it came to charitable giving?

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (lKmt3)

36
What's most pathetic about this is biden probably only gave him a buck.

Just a buck. So what did biden actually do for this bum?
NOTHING.

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (RWP7J)

37 Once the photog left, Joey Bidet groped the man and took the money back to buy a train ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (1xAqM)

38 What I want to know is whether they sang the "Look for the Union Label" song together.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (hKi6n)

39 33 Buying the hobo's daughter for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (pw+jk)


Dude, that's the Mexico thread...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (fTKv+)

40
Crumbs.

Oh wait it minute, he's on our side I think. Aligned against President Bush.

Generous!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Galore at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (LOgQ4)

41 Biden, "you look lonely?"
guys says, "nah I'm just gazing at the stars"
Biden " Well i was feeling a little lonely , want to come to my place?"
guy ez," Nah dude, you best go on your way, creep"

Biden sez, Here's a quarter for your trouble"

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:11 PM (/ikqi)

42 #nickelsforbums

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (nFwvY)

43
Did biden give him a home?
Why not?

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (RWP7J)

44 Does a former vice president have a security detail? Can slow Joe go anywhere without people watching?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

45 "This is a big *uckin' deal."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (hKi6n)

46 I'd have given the hobo the dirty underwear I was wearing.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

47 If character is what you do when no one is watching then why in the name of all that is holy in fuckdom is this being broadcast to the entire planet?

Posted by: LGoPs at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (UThOJ)

48 Biden gave an average of $369.00 a year to charity over 10 years.

He upped it to $995 when the spotlight was on him for the presidential election.

What a guy!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (VpIIl)

49 44 Does a former vice president have a security detail? Can slow Joe go anywhere without people watching?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

Playgrounds and girls bathrooms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (fTKv+)

50
Holy shit, it looks like biden is giving him coins. Farking COINS.

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (RWP7J)

51 Democrats sure do love their spontaneous moments that always seem to have a photographer on hand to capture the completely unplanned event.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (lKs2v)

52 Biden gave that homeless guy our money, right out of his lifetime VP/Senate pension.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (wGbBR)

53 guy waiting for his ride

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (/ikqi)

54 Headline if this were a Republican:

"Conservative politician abandons granddaughter in public place to do a deal with crack addict. "

Posted by: West at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (7Fa8Y)

55 Looks like Joe's plugs are finally failing.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

56 another guy hits him up

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (/ikqi)

57
Photo caption: Meaningless Man Makes Meaningless Gesture, Then Takes Credit

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:13 PM (RWP7J)

58 Wait- is that an Overstock.com coupon and some pocket lint?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (VpIIl)

59 Joey The Paste is giving him some real crumbs from the doughnut Jill put in his picket.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (pw+jk)

60 "ill give you a quarter for a kiss"

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (/ikqi)

61 Was it before or after Biden fired off some "warning shots."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (hKi6n)

62 Biden:. Do you have change for a 5?

Homeless Person: Why yes I do!

Biden: Well you won't need this quarter then.

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (8ikIW)

63 But was the hobo clean and articulate?

Posted by: NCKate at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (1l010)

64 48 Biden gave an average of $369.00 a year to charity over 10 years.

He upped it to $995 when the spotlight was on him for the presidential election.

What a guy!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (VpIIl)


He's from Delaware. Where every corporation files its papers and where all the credit card companies have their home base.

Biden must be worth as much if not more than even, say, Pelosi. He really is a vile piece of garbage, all joking aside. Total criminal and a snake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (fTKv+)

65 Get some paste, bum!

Posted by: Joe "The Saint of Wilmington" Biden at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

66 "how about 2 quarters?"

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:14 PM (/ikqi)

67 the homeless man threatened to tell the photographer how Biden was inappropriately holding his granddaughter if he didn't fork over a Benjamin.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (bT8Z4)

68 Biden for me will always be associated with the story that he enjoys being naked around his Secret Service handlers (spoiler alert: the handlers don't like it).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (3J/LN)

69 Huh. All Joe did was what conservatives do all day long, right? Give a homeless person money. To be a true Democrat he should have brought him home to stay in his house free. Isn't that what the Democrat policy is?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (FFJtw)

70 Probably didn't stop to sniff the guys hair.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (nFitA)

71 it takes one hand to give someone your change. it takes to to give them less.

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (nFwvY)

72 Bill and Hillary donated their used BVD's for charity. The gold standard for concern for your fellow man.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 12, 2018 03:15 PM (dq4fo)

73 I'll bet he didn't sniff his hair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

74 Biden was heard asking if the guy had change for a quarter.

Posted by: Joe's Swim Suit at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (tGIBC)

75 brb, nevertrumpin

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (RWP7J)

Can I come with?

Posted by: Judith Miller at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

76 Where can a guy get some cheap paste around here?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (pw+jk)

77 I feel sorry for biden.

I think he is smart enough to realize what an idiot he is.

And he seems to have some self awareness of what a failure his life is. I mean, they say "you will know him by his friends." and look at who he worked for, and his family, and just everything.

He reminds me of the guy at the beginning of "Hang em high" on the gallows. He tells everyone not to take the devil in by the mouth. I think joe must feel that way. like a man with no more reason to lie. and too stupid to know what he did wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (LWu6U)

78 76 Where can a guy get some cheap paste around here?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (pw+jk)



bwahahahaha....

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (+lOpA)

79 'So I'm just sitting here, and some dumb old bastard throws a handful of change right in my coffee. Motherfvcker.....'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

80 Many times when there was some hard luck story in the NY papers, Trump would take care of people and donate. Ditto when a law enforcement officer was slain. He would never take credit and did most of it anonymously.

Trump just made sure working families in America got more of their money back in a tax cut

Trump just invoked tariffs to bring back jobs to people who have been robbed by trade deals an unfair global competition

But yeah, Joe Biden gave some homeless guy a buck

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (VpIIl)

81 $10 says the "bystander" was a friend of an intern who works for Joe Biden taking the photo on their cell phone for extra "candid photo" credit.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (iv0p7)

82 Which granddaughter? The one whose daddy died and her mom hooked up with Biden's other son?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

83 Joe, hey story time.

" and here i was just walking all by myself, thinking bout stuff you know, real big stuff. Stuff that no one but people like me think about
and there this guy is just sitting there , with his hand out, so what do i do ! Give him a whole half dollar!"

"that's the kind of swell guy i am. "

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (/ikqi)

84 Did Biden ask him to stand up?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (hKi6n)

85 He is running in 2020. The Primary should be a blast!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

86 All kidding aside, I actually look down on people that do this. If you want to know why a homeless person camps out in front of places where they shouldn't be, its because virtue signalers hand them money.

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (lKmt3)

87 "Hey you cheap ass, a quarter ain't goin' to gird this loin."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (hKi6n)

88 I gave a guy collecting on the side of the road for some outreach program $5 Friday and did some stranger take my picture? No, I took a selfie and post it on Instagram like normal people.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (4e+hS)

89 Want to have an IQ contest?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)

90 Tomorrow he'll spontaneously bump into Hillary while walking in the woods in Chappaqua.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)

91 Probably dumped a few Canadian coins on the bum then laughed.



Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (r9UYA)

92
I'll bet my left nut he didn't pay for the movie tickets.
Shits like biden never pay.

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (RWP7J)

93 isn't the story that Biden is dating his granddaughter?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (bT8Z4)

94 "Many times when there was some hard luck story in the NY papers, Trump would take care of people and donate. Ditto when a law enforcement officer was slain. He would never take credit and did most of it anonymously."


I heard the same about George Steinbrenner.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (OD2ni)

95 Biden asked the guy if he could give him change from the quarter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

96 12 Republican as President ->THE HOMELESS ARE STARVING TO DEATH!!!
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

Oh yes, that's a good point, this is probably the jumping off point for the upcoming "THE REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING THE HOMELESS" campaign, coming to an airport TV near you.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

97

Ted Kennedy was notorious for never paying for anything.

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (RWP7J)

98 Biden wears a suit taking his granddaughter to the movies on a Sunday night?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (rBnYq)

99 Can you even buy a teenth of paste?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (Dn4Uq)

100 If this ruffian had dared to accost me, I'd have made him an intern and assigned him weekend work.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (hSk36)

101 I feel sorry for biden.



I think he is smart enough to realize what an idiot he is.



And he seems to have some self awareness of what a failure his life
is. I mean, they say "you will know him by his friends." and look at who
he worked for, and his family, and just everything.



He reminds me of the guy at the beginning of "Hang em high" on the
gallows. He tells everyone not to take the devil in by the mouth. I
think joe must feel that way. like a man with no more reason to lie. and
too stupid to know what he did wrong.



You give him too much credit. He deserves none. Anyone that served that fraudulent poseur of a President that he did has no honor, integrity or character.


May his name go down in infamy for willingly serving the worst President in American history.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (UThOJ)

102 Besides, how do we know Joe wasn't helping himself to the homeless guy's stash? Or scoring some paste?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (rBnYq)

103 No Joe, he can't validate your parking ticket.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (/+af+)

104 Biden takes care of man Trump and Republicans put on the street.

- This is CNN

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

105 Former Vice President helps addict feed habit

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (7R2h5)

106 Votes are cheap in Georgetown.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

107 Biden wears a suit taking his granddaughter to the movies on a Sunday night?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (rBnYq)


He was probably wearing his scary clown underwear for the sleepover later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

108 That's not Hobo Huntin'.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (avry6)

109 Joe just walking along.

Guys, asks ,' hey have change for a five?'

Biden pulls out change from his pocket, gives him all the pennies, 6 pennies, thanks for the five"

guy sez,' whatever man'

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (/ikqi)

110 I'll give you another dime if you meet me in the back alley in 5.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:21 PM (SkuXa)

111 This is Joe selling some copper wire that he "found" at a construction site.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:21 PM (rBnYq)

112 He mistook the hobo for Don Lemon. Probably gave him a breath mint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

113 Oh, yeah, what an incredible act of humanitarian mercy. Now the wino's demons can be sated for another hour.

Why didn't Joe pull out a pamphlet listing all the taxpayer-funded goodies this poor soul could avail himself of?

*makes jerk off motion*

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 12, 2018 03:21 PM (vg8iE)

114 Looking at Biden and it seems he skipped leg day.



No GAINZZZZ.



So Sad.


Suit smells like pee.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)

115 You guys laugh about the change but getting the coins out of the UNICEF jar ain't easy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

116 Joe is considering graduating from eating glue to sniffing it and he's paying his consultant.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (nBr1j)

117 He wears a suit to the movies?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (JTpvm)

118 This is so ridiculous.

There are hundreds of times Trump quietly paid for something for someone and funded charities.

Biden as I recall gave about $200 to charity based on his taxes.

He's a cheapass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (U+nHb)

119 85 He is running in 2020. The Primary should be a blast!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

This is why I want Hillary, the Squaw, and Kameltoe Harris to run in 2020 too: Imagine the debate. Imagine the sheer number of brain cells that debate would liquidate.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

120 OT - at WZ, Tester/D-MT ad in which he pimps all the wonderful stuff done by actions Trump has taken to help police, vets, firefighters, et al - which he has supported. Most of the people in the ad wearing clothing connecting to all these sacred groups.


Good example of how it's the voters, not Soros, not the MSM, not space aliens, who are responsible for every bit of woe the US inflicts on itself. And how Dems lie and distort their way into surviving in places their actual current party program would make them fringe freaks, if they embraced it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (QDnY+)

121 77 I feel sorry for biden.

I think he is smart enough to realize what an idiot he is.

And he seems to have some self awareness of what a failure his life is. I mean, they say "you will know him by his friends." and look at who he worked for, and his family, and just everything.

He reminds me of the guy at the beginning of "Hang em high" on the gallows. He tells everyone not to take the devil in by the mouth. I think joe must feel that way. like a man with no more reason to lie. and too stupid to know what he did wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (LWu6U)



He's a nasty shit.

Probably thinks he's fucking brilliant.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (lKs2v)

122 looks like the plugs are only on the front row

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

123 Yup, I always put on a suit to go to the movies with little kids and never expect to be noticed as a famous celebrity.

Please disregard that I gave him a quarter and two dimes. I average less than $400 a year to charity according to my taxes.

Posted by: Normal Joe at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (wx6iv)

124 Did he take it back "when no one was watching?"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (7uYFy)

125 What movie did they see, Black Panther?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

126 I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass.

Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (QE8X6)

127 Is Joe jealous?

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (nhMQv)

128 107 Biden wears a suit taking his granddaughter to the movies on a Sunday night?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (rBnYq)

He was probably wearing his scary clown underwear for the sleepover later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

He can't wait to say "Clown nose OFF!!!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

129 He leaned over to the hobo and whispered, "Trump's gonna put ya'll back in chainzzzzz!" Just before he dropped some pocket lint in the guy's hand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

130 He should give back...it was the DEM party policies that put the guy on the street in the first place.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (0tfLf)

131 He mistook the hobo for Don Lemon. Probably gave him a breath mint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

Or some Topik.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)

132 Coins pasted together will not work in gumball-vending machines, so I just give them away.

Posted by: Joe at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (dvkvn)

133 Can I get a receipt for that 32 cents.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (pw+jk)

134 Yup, I always put on a suit to go to the movies with little kids and never expect to be noticed as a famous celebrity.

___________


Doesn't a former VP also have some sort of security detail?

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (lKmt3)

135 Paul Equale's Twatter feed is exactly what you'd expect. For example, he thinks sending horse manure to Stephen Mnuchin is totes funneh.

And he's blaming Politico (where he copied the pic from) for his embarrassing Tweet.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (Dn4Uq)

136 44 Does a former vice president have a security detail? Can slow Joe go anywhere without people watching?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

--f---

Sheesh, I forgot about that.

Of course this was staged. Only an idiot would think otherwise.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (U+nHb)

137 OMG, this is like the hiker who stumbled onto the path of Hillary in the wild woods of Chappaqua after the 2016. tweeting out a selfies with her...It was just a total coincidence that the gal worked on the Hillary campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

138 Jesus, look what I just got?

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Ya'd think the Navy had better things to worry about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (5y11N)

139 How much for a Handy?

Posted by: photo caption at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

140 I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass.
Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (QE8X6)

And the MSM marveling how he wiped the floor with Ryan...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (7uYFy)

141 121 77 I feel sorry for biden.

I think he is smart enough to realize what an idiot he is.

And he seems to have some self awareness of what a failure his life is. I mean, they say "you will know him by his friends." and look at who he worked for, and his family, and just everything.

He reminds me of the guy at the beginning of "Hang em high" on the gallows. He tells everyone not to take the devil in by the mouth. I think joe must feel that way. like a man with no more reason to lie. and too stupid to know what he did wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (LWu6U)


He's a nasty shit.

Probably thinks he's fucking brilliant.
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (lKs2v)

Every indication is that he is just that--nasty. But that's not his reputation, thanks to the MFM.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (nBr1j)

142 He mistook the hobo for Don Lemon. Probably gave him a breath mint.
=========

And a blowjob

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

143 They stole that scene from House of Cards ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (EeMxM)

144
Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.

Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

Matthew 6:1-4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (BWL+E)

145 126
I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass.

Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (QE8X6)


This. It speaks to the quality of the electorate when those antics didn't receive universal ridicule.
He was the worst blowhard you have ever seen on steroids. Act like a retard and run the clock out, stand up and claim victory.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)

146 Oh, man. I only read the first few comments, but this is shaping up to be on par with with Obama-As-Netflix-Producers thread!

Slow Joe must be getting antsy about Paleface Warren saying on three different Sunday shows that she's not running, which means she is. He's delusional enough to think that this cheap stunt will be enough to rehabilitate him from all the PERVINESS he has displayed throughout his political career.

Back to reading.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (ihzOe)

147 Or some Topik.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)
..........

From the looks of Joe's plugs, he shouldn't be giving THAT away.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

148 138 Jesus, look what I just got?

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Ya'd think the Navy had better things to worry about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (5y11N)



You can spend time on your government computer signing up for mine.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (lKs2v)

149 Joe Biden. Smartest man on the planet Centaur

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

150
He's a nasty shit.

Probably thinks he's fucking brilliant.
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (lKs2v)

+++

Yup. Effin pr**k. Even pretending he is a clown is too good from him.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (tcwn1)

151 March Madness is here. Is Trump going to fill out his brackets? It's a Presidential Tradition, you know.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)

152 Nothing like a photo op of a 'impromptu' act.

Word do not mean what they mean. Or rather, they do mean what they mean- these people are just stupid liars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (ycWCI)

153 You ever kiss a rabbit between its ears?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (pw+jk)

154 Guy complaining to the photographer, I been waiting here for two hours, my manager told me i could make 50 bucks if i wait here looking hungry.

So i think I've finally caught a break and am getting part in a short documentary then this old man walks up to me and gives me a quarter, winks at me,

and that's it@!

where's my fifty?

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (/ikqi)

155 Don't feel sorry for Biden. Just go watch the Clarence Thomas hearings and you will instantly regret ever feeling an ounce of pity for him. He's a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (zRZaJ)

156 Which one's the homeless one?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (2NqXo)

157 Yo I saw Mackelmore is like super popular now and I'm not anymore so I guess I'll try to be woke too. Support suburban rap and buy my now-50%-less-misogynistic-and-violent albums!

Posted by: Eminem at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (wx6iv)

158 Didn't he brag abouthis IQ to some reporter?

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (LiyEm)

159 120 Good example of how it's the voters, not Soros, not the MSM, not space aliens, who are responsible for every bit of woe the US inflicts on itself. And how Dems lie and distort their way into surviving in places their actual current party program would make them fringe freaks, if they embraced it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2018 03:22 PM (QDnY+)


Pretty much.

People fall for this shit because, sadly, they WANT to fall for it.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (CMbMd)

160 >>And a blowjob

*Whispers*

"Next time a little less tooth."

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (avry6)

161 LMAO! I remember when his tax return was released to public when he was running for pres/VP and it showed no charitable deductions. Clearly a staged photo shoot for a presidential hopeful.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (VSJvY)

162 >>They stole that scene from House of Cards ...



And Obama stole from the West Wing's SOTU speech where he said he would cure cancer, or more specifically, *he had assigned the task to Joe Biden*.


So, Joe, how's that cure for cancer coming along?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)

163 77 I feel sorry for biden.

I think he is smart enough to realize what an idiot he is.

And he seems to have some self awareness of what a failure his life is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2018 03:16 PM (LWu6U)


Failure? After a lifetime spent living on the taxpayers' dime?

Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (xjiRE)

164 Tester will probably win again. As will Manchin. Voterd are fucking idiots, there is really no other kind way of saying it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (JTpvm)

165
That wasn't a homeless guy, it was me...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (mPeei)

166 Joe is getting ready to run for President, so I suppose we should prepare for an avalanche of these sorts of pictures.

I just hope somebody gave the poor hobo a ride back to Anacostia or wherever, because he is surely going to be rousted from Georgetown right after the photo setup is complete.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (rBnYq)

167 I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass.

Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (QE8X6)
...........

and Ryan just sitting there taking it, Mitt style.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

168 158 Didn't he brag abouthis IQ to some reporter?
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 03:27 PM (LiyEm)

"Hey, Jake! 69! Hahahaha, I said '69'!"


--Nasty Uncle Joe

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (CMbMd)

169 >>He's a nasty piece of work.




He really is.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

170 That's actually a very detailed picture, nice and clean. And well set-up. Looks professional.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (7uYFy)

171 Yeah he gave him a buck. What a great guy.

Remember during the election he was one of the cheapest SOB's when it came to giving to charities.

Like embarrassingly cheap.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

Did he write off his used underwear donation as a charitable deduction?

Posted by: Bill and Hillary at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (ihzOe)

172 Biden is saying, "This 8 ball seems a little light."

Posted by: Jolo at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (WrMOC)

173 145
126

I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass.



Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2018 03:23 PM (QE8X6)


This. It speaks to the quality of the electorate when those antics didn't receive universal ridicule.
He was the worst blowhard you have ever seen on steroids. Act like a retard and run the clock out, stand up and claim victory.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)

I'm waiting for him to yell "It's go time!" like whatshisname Bridges in the Mandelbaum episode of Seinfeld.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

174 Hey it's not bragging if you has rally hug IQ. Looser!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

175 Joe charged the buck to his campaign committee, what do you bet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:28 PM (rBnYq)

176 Well, Nevergiveup, I suppose the Navy could concentrate on learning how to avoid cargo container ships. But that'd probably be harder than hectoring you about office pools.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (hSk36)

177 151 March Madness is here. Is Trump going to fill out his brackets? It's a Presidential Tradition, you know.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)



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Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (lKs2v)

178

A former Vice President (and his or her spouse and children under 16) is offered security for six months after leaving the Vice Presidency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (IqV8l)

179 Awwww.
This reminds me of that touching, intensely PRIVATE moment when Bill and Hillary danced on the beach.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (0jtPF)

180 It speaks to the quality of the electorate when those antics didn't receive universal ridicule.

I found it undignified and beneath his office.

Posted by: Mandela funeral sign language guy at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (wW03z)

181 That was Eddie Murphy at the beginning of Trading Places.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (7uYFy)

182
That wasn't a homeless guy, it was me...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton


She's gotten loose! Get the tranquilizer gun, stat!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (BWL+E)

183 I think Bill Clinton used to give used underwear to homeless people ... and then deduct it on his income taxes.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (EeMxM)

184 Biden wears a suit taking his granddaughter to the movies on a Sunday night?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 03:19 PM (rBnYq)

-------------------------------------

When Biden was a young man, men wore suits to the beach.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (giT7q)

185 srsly, the guy is going through his Change!

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (/ikqi)

186 God Bless You Joe. Seeing you do this kind deed, without any expectation of reward, is making my macaroni and cheese taste so much better today!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (EaQ6/)

187 Willowed from prior thread:

415 What is really frightening is that Ricardo Anaya Cortes is with Partido Accion Nacional (PAN), (National Action Party), which is the "conservative" and much more likely to be pro-American, of Mexico's three major political parties. Imagine what the other candidates and politicos down there think.

And NAFTA was a good idea again?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

188 Has Hillary donated her diapers to charity? I'll bet they have a half life of at least 100,000 years.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1j)

189 Biden lied about being a top law school grad, Moot Court champion and his IQ.

Meanwhile he got caught cheating in law school graduated in the bottom third of his class, has a much lower IQ than claimed and was never on the Moot Court competition in a way that anyone remembers. Douche

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

190 179 Awwww.
This reminds me of that touching, intensely PRIVATE moment when Bill and Hillary danced on the beach.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (0jtPF)

----

lol gross

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (U+nHb)

191 Did he tell the handicapped homeless dude, "Stand up, Chuck!"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

192 Did he tell the guy to go out and get a J-O-B-S?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

193 off topic, ya'll see shclicketers?

he wargames out the liberals' various versions of "you wingnuts with your guns, you're all fat old white men, ready to die. Don't you know we have tanks and drones and missiles and we'll come door to door and take your guns and shoot you if you resist"

I think history shows that a good soviet deep state, like in china, north korea, USSR wins this stuff pretty easily. But Kurt thinks otherwise.

The funny thing is the liberals be all like "wow, crazy right wing, old white man who is white and old and ready to die is advising right wingers to killz us, we sadz and triggered now!"

Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (V3U1L)

194 How do you even average a total of $300 on you charitable giving? Joe says he attends church. 52 weeks times even ten bucks is $520, isn't it? And he must go to fundraisers. I can't fathom how his giving can be so darn low.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (fD4nI)

195 guy smiles for the picture, the photographer hisses at him to look depressed.

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:31 PM (/ikqi)

196 189 Biden lied about being a top law school grad, Moot Court champion and his IQ.

Meanwhile he got caught cheating in law school graduated in the bottom third of his class, has a much lower IQ than claimed and was never on the Moot Court competition in a way that anyone remembers. Douche
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)


I can't see "Moot" without thinking of Alaskan Malamutes.

And I can't help but think that an Alaskan Malamute would out-argue Biden in any court.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:31 PM (CMbMd)

197 "I can still picture him laughing like a hyena during the debate with Ryan. Acting like a complete jackass."

It would be worth his running just to see Trumps reaction to that tactic.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 03:31 PM (aVYsC)

198 170 That's actually a very detailed picture, nice and clean. And well set-up. Looks professional.
Posted by: JoeF.


The string quartet playing Amazing Grace in the background may have been a WEE over the top.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 03:31 PM (wW03z)

199 Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

200 190 179 Awwww.
This reminds me of that touching, intensely PRIVATE moment when Bill and Hillary danced on the beach.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (0jtPF)

Or Hillary hugging the Prop Girl hours after collapsing with the "flu."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (Dn4Uq)

201 eye rolling moment

Posted by: concrete girl at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (SJBL7)

202 Headline: "Joe Biden shares some 'crumbs' with DC's homeless, which by the way, has sharply increased under Trump"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

203 "Oh yes, that's a good point, this is probably the jumping off point for the upcoming "THE REPUBLICANS ARE KILLING THE HOMELESS" campaign, coming to an airport TV near you."

That might earn them some votes in urban areas.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

204 From Drudge: Actors demand on-set observers to oversee sex scenes shot for all major Hollywood films, TV shows and ads

Now if ever there was a perfect job for 'rons and 'etes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (0tfLf)

205 Biden's buying crack.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (2LelM)

206 But if this guy had knocked on Biden's door at night, Joe would've just blasted him with a shotgun right through the door.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (O5Q3r)

207
Charitable giving, to progressives, means compelling other people to pay more taxes, not ponying anything up themselves. In that respect, they're the worst cheapskates around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (BWL+E)

208 A former Vice President (and his or her spouse and children under 16) is offered security for six months after leaving the Vice Presidency.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (IqV8l)

Which is just enough time for most people to forget just who was the vice president.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (7uYFy)

209 I'll give you six bits if you let me smell your hair.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (2Mnv1)

210 I don't want your lousy muffin stump! You ate the top of the muffin and want to give me the stump. Go F yourself. You cheap ass, honky, chicken leg, pee soaked bastard. I'm homeless not a friggin stump eater.


Get off my stoop.

Posted by: Homeless Guy at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

211 Joe, can I Super Size it?

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (EaQ6/)

212 Holy shit. Is that Oliver?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

213 O/T

Ace, if you're around, here's a topic tailor-made for the horde:

CNN spent 41 minutes Friday night covering Stormy Daniel's performance at a Florida strip club.

THIS is CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

214 Here's a brown quarter with Lincoln's picture on it. You're welcome.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (pw+jk)

215 What is really frightening is that Ricardo Anaya Cortes is with Partido Accion Nacional (PAN), (National Action Party), which is the "conservative" and much more likely to be pro-American, of Mexico's three major political parties. Imagine what the other candidates and politicos down there think.

And NAFTA was a good idea again?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

-----------------------------------

PAN is the Republican party of Mexico. Goodies for certain business interests and open American borders.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (giT7q)

216 206 But if this guy had knocked on Biden's door at night, Joe would've just blasted him with a shotgun right through the door.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (O5Q3r)

-------

Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (U+nHb)

217 Joe Biden: Can I trust this face?
Mirror: No

Posted by: smilin Jack at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (otSEE)

218 "205
Biden's buying crack.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (2LelM)
"

Define "crack".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

219 Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (QQ+il)

220 Bidens advice, 'don't spend all that quarter at once'

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (/ikqi)

221 How do you even average a total of $300 on you charitable giving? Joe says he attends church. 52 weeks times even ten bucks is $520, isn't it? And he must go to fundraisers. I can't fathom how his giving can be so darn low.
Posted by: grammie winger

_____________

Can you imagine if Trump had like a $300 a year of lifetime giving how that would be portrayed?

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (lKmt3)

222 215 What is really frightening is that Ricardo Anaya Cortes is with Partido Accion Nacional (PAN), (National Action Party), which is the "conservative" and much more likely to be pro-American, of Mexico's three major political parties. Imagine what the other candidates and politicos down there think.

And NAFTA was a good idea again?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

-----------------------------------

PAN is the Republican party of Mexico. Goodies for certain business interests and open American borders.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (giT7q)

Pan y los circos

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

223 Even Stormy Daniels couldn't get me to watch CNN

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (VpIIl)

224 We can laugh at Uncle Joe the Pedo all we want, but if he had told Hillary to go fuck herself in '16 and threw his hat into the ring, he'd be president right now.
I seriously believe this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (7uYFy)

225 This reminds me of that touching, intensely PRIVATE moment when Bill and Hillary danced on the beach.

Or Clinton's abrupt transition from laughter to tears at Ron Brown's funeral, just as he noticed the cameras were on him.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (wW03z)

226 Moar

http://cheezburger.com/5845235712/yay-noms

Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (FhXTo)

227 219 Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 03:33 PM (QQ+il)

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

228 Biden is seen here just giving back a homeless Harvey Weinstein a wee bit of the filthy lucre Weinstein showered on Biden for 30 years

Posted by: Robert Carl Woodstein at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (ZVNwR)

229 Headline: Biden does not repay Secret Service Agent his 5$ that Joe gave to photo shoot flunky!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (EaQ6/)

230 I always wondered what happened to Lionel Jefferson.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)

231 >>How do you even average a total of $300 on you charitable giving? Joe says he attends church. 52 weeks times even ten bucks is $520, isn't it?



Excellent point.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (W+vEI)

232 martime in fairness, Trump has made much more money than Biden.

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (/ikqi)

233 Joe asked the homeless guy if he had a child. Maybe a little girl.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

234 Can you imagine if Trump had like a $300 a year of lifetime giving how that would be portrayed?

Posted by: Maritime at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (lKmt3)
=================

Seems like there's a whole bucket of things that Democrats get away with that Trump never would.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (fD4nI)

235 The Bidens charged the secret service rent for staying in a guest house of their property when Plugs was VP.

They're griftery (I just made that up) as the Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

236 he'd be president right now.
I seriously believe this.


I think you are correct.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (wW03z)

237 Wait- Biden had pants on?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

238 233 Joe asked the homeless guy if he had a child. Maybe a little girl.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

How much for the little girl? Your women, I want to buy your women!

Posted by: Joe "Blues" Biden at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

239 Is this where the little girls are?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (pw+jk)

240 224

Absolutely. Bidrn would have beat Trump in PA and WI and MI because voters there believe Dem lies. See also Montana and W. VA senate races.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (JTpvm)

241

It looks like he sorting pocket lint out of his coins. Not gonna be able to get avocado toast with that Joey choo choo.

Posted by: simplemind at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (cbawb)

242 i think joe is worth 900.k ? i migh tbe misinformed though.

Posted by: willow at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (/ikqi)

243 Excellent point.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM (W+vEI)
==

Heck, imagine what his tithe would be.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (fD4nI)

244 Sell your children!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (QQ+il)

245 welcome back joe biden socks
you've been missed

Posted by: concrete girl at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (SJBL7)

246 224
We can laugh at Uncle Joe the Pedo all we want, but if he had told
Hillary to go fuck herself in '16 and threw his hat into the ring, he'd
be president right now.

I seriously believe this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (7uYFy)

Cries himself to sleep at 5pm thinking about this.

Posted by: Homeless Guy at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (ymnmz)

247 I am literally in disbelief.

Or disbelieving literally.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (5OEn4)

248 224 We can laugh at Uncle Joe the Pedo all we want, but if he had told Hillary to go fuck herself in '16 and threw his hat into the ring, he'd be president right now.
I seriously believe this.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:34 PM (7uYFy)

Unfortunately you're quite right. Slow Joe can fake an avuncular, personable nature with the best of them. Thank God he wasn't well advised. Or all that bright.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

249 200---Or Hillary hugging the Prop Girl hours after collapsing with the "flu."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (Dn4Uq)
--------------------

Or Slick Willie, deep in mournful solitude (*wink*wink*) forming a cross with rocks fortuitously found on the Normandy beach.
*snort*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (0jtPF)

250 Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day ...

Posted by: Grump928(C)


--

Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (7ZVPa)

251 Democrats are notoriously tight-walleted when it comes to charitable giving. They sure do love taking other people's money to give to their constituents though.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

252
"Wait! That penny I gave him was a 1909 S-VDB? Find that bastard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (BWL+E)

253 Crumbs

Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (rv0Fo)

254 I just spent two hours on the phone updating my auto and home insurance, which got messed up after my wife passed.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (nBr1j)

255 The MFM has ripped the Trump family apart.

Joe Biden's is a total train wreck. I guarantee you the MFM wouldn't touch them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

256 Well, there goes the Applebee's tip.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

257 249 200---Or Hillary hugging the Prop Girl hours after collapsing with the "flu."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (Dn4Uq)
--------------------

Or Slick Willie, deep in mournful solitude (*wink*wink*) forming a cross with rocks fortuitously found on the Normandy beach.
*snort*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (0jtPF)

Ron Brown's funeral.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

258 That's nothing! Barack Obama gave moolah to a mullah.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

259 Joe: "I only allowed the release of this touching moment to show how evil and cynical the Right is."

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (EaQ6/)

260 Biden isn't giving the dude money. He's picking out the kernels from the leftover popcorn he decided to give him.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (7n4KQ)

261 Or Slick Willie, deep in mournful solitude (*wink*wink*) forming a cross with rocks fortuitously found on the Normandy beach.

*snort*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:37 PM (0jtPF)
============

Ugh to the tenth. That stunt made me so mad.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (fD4nI)

262 Democrats are notoriously tight-walleted when it comes to charitable giving.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (NWiLs)


But they do like to give money to anti-American political organizations parading as charities.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (8gDQu)

263 "Wait! That penny I gave him was a 1909 S-VDB? Find that bastard!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The Holy Grail of coin collecting.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (O+0DS)

264 The Clinton leaving Ron Brown's funeral video is hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (U+nHb)

265 258 That's nothing! Barack Obama gave moolah to a mullah.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

I will transmit this to Vladimir.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (CMbMd)

266 >>>153 You ever kiss a rabbit between its ears?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:26 PM (pw+jk)

rofl

Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (U6XUk)

267 This actually popped up on the local DC reddit a few days ago. I think it might be a legit thing that was picked up by the media.

Not a fan of creepy Uncle Joe, but my impression is that this was not planned.

Posted by: some asshole at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (g8UuS)

268 Don't forget jug ears meditating on all kinds of stuff--the moon, the slave trade, oil on the beach, gay sex--with his ears blocking out pretty much every thing else.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (nBr1j)

269 Or Slick Willie, deep in mournful solitude (*wink*wink*) forming a cross with rocks fortuitously found on the Normandy beach.

I still do this when I'm down on Pedo Island. Melts the girl's hearts...

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (O5Q3r)

270 Joe Biden's is a total train wreck. I guarantee you the MFM wouldn't touch them.
========

It's actually good for brothers to pass wives back and forth and here's why....

Posted by: Vox at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

271 yeah there's no way Trump could have beaten the mighty Biden ......until he got his nickname

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

272 Absolutely. Bidrn would have beat Trump in PA and WI and MI because voters there believe Dem lies. See also Montana and W. VA senate races.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:36 PM (JTpvm)

He would have "reassured" how ever many old school, white working class Democrats who voted for Trump.
And though I hate to give Hillary any credit for being right about anything, she had a point that her being a woman hurt her---and it was with precisely these guys...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

273 This is about as credible as the completely unscripted Hillary! Adorable Little Prop Girl moments.


Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (MxEKc)

274 >>>>>
I always wondered what happened to Lionel Jefferson.



Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM
.
.
.
.It was Lamont Sanford.

Semper Gumby! Always flexible.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (+Dllb)

275 Don't forget jug ears meditating on all kinds of
stuff--the moon, the slave trade, oil on the beach, gay sex--with his
ears blocking out pretty much every thing else.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (nBr1j)


Staring at a tar ball on the beach like it was a moon rock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

276 We're probably being too hired on Slow Joe. If he didn't meticulously document it, he might forget to write off this princely sum when he does his taxes.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (hSk36)

277 Well if it popped up on Reddit, you know it's real!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (U+nHb)

278 I just spent two hours on the phone updating my auto and home insurance, which got messed up after my wife passed.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Ugh. Sorry you had to deal with that. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (O+0DS)

279 263 "Wait! That penny I gave him was a 1909 S-VDB? Find that bastard!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The Holy Grail of coin collecting.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 03:39 PM (O+0DS)

Get the shotgun, Maw! Them numismatists done showed up again!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

280 Just saw a a decent looking white guy coupled an overweight black woman in commercial. Tonight I will be waiting for snow that plows itself. Cause it always happens

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (VWsDy)

281 Black Uber Exec tells white men they nees to fuck off and stop hiring any more white men.

She is met with universal praise by MSM.

Of course

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (XOWl+)

282 The media can't ever acknowledge the weaknesses of Democratic candidates--ever. Which actually doesn't help the Dems nominate effective candidates.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (nBr1j)

283 Its CRUMBS dammit! Shy not give him a living wage!? and a townhouse!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (70cRb)

284 Why...gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (70cRb)

285 Biden has the honor of saying the most idiotic thing ever in a national debate.

That he was given a pass says it all.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (IdMiN)

286 280 Just saw a a decent looking white guy coupled an overweight black woman in commercial. Tonight I will be waiting for snow that plows itself. Cause it always happens
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (VWsDy)

Now I have seen black guys with fat white chicks before.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

287 Here's a dime. Go make yourself a phone call.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (pw+jk)

288 281 Black Uber Exec tells white men they nees to fuck off and stop hiring any more white men.

She is met with universal praise by MSM.

Of course
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (XOWl+)



makes me only want to drive for Lyft now. Of course, to advance in Lyft's management you probably have to be gay, so....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (ujg0T)

289 280 Just saw a a decent looking white guy coupled an overweight black woman in commercial. Tonight I will be waiting for snow that plows itself. Cause it always happens

According to dating sites statistics, Black women and Asian men have it the worst.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (mk7Bj)

290 Personally, I think it was a drug deal going down. If you can't get yer stuff delivered in the usual way, by the pizza delivery guy, for example, then sometimes you are forced out into the street. That part of the photo-shoot will probably not make primetime.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (EaQ6/)

291 Given the media is as lazy as they are, I would think they would prefer Democratic candidates that don't require their spinning go into overdrive.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (nBr1j)

292 281 Black Uber Exec tells white men they nees to fuck off and stop hiring any more white men.

She is met with universal praise by MSM.

Of course
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (XOWl+)

Every day I am secretly somewhat relieved that my mother did not live to see the Age of Obama.

Just judging by most black women's attitudes today.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (CMbMd)

293 Yes: remember how the avuncular Joe Biden was such a condescending, insufferable pr*ck in the Vice President debate with Paul Ryan?

Posted by: smilin Jack at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (otSEE)

294 Biden is asking if the guy knows a local joint that has the cheese pizza special.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (yL25O)

295 Black Uber Exec tells white men they nees to fuck off and stop hiring any more white men.

She is met with universal praise by MSM.


Of course. The MFM JINOs don't consider themselves white; you can sometimes see it being admitted openly on Twitter. Which is yet another piece of ammo the idiots are giving the Stormfront fucktards.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (3J/LN)

296 L-Y-F-T is the gay way to spell "lift."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (Dn4Uq)

297 Now I have seen black guys with fat white chicks before.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)


They like them big. Seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

298 280 Just saw a a decent looking white guy coupled an overweight black woman in commercial. Tonight I will be waiting for snow that plows itself. Cause it always happens
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:41 PM (VWsDy)

Oh, the HelloFresh commercial.

But yes, usually it's the other way around, black dude looking for white hambeast.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (CMbMd)

299 Making Joe look anything other than semi-retarded has to be really hard work.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (nBr1j)

300 makes me only want to drive for Lyft now. Of course, to advance in Lyft's management you probably have to be gay, so....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (ujg0T)

Yeah their management is kinda lyft in the loafers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (70cRb)

301 I'm a pretty big fucking deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

302 According to dating sites statistics, Black women and Asian men have it the worst.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (mk7Bj)

You would think that would make them naturally compatible.
You would think wrong.
It's the only racial "combo" I've never seen.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

303 This reminds me of that touching, intensely PRIVATE moment when Bill and Hillary danced on the beach.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


I know the beach in the Virgin Islands where that picture was taken. Exactly. From direction of light and time of day the photographer had to be standing in the water. Yeah, real private. Not staged at all. Bullshit.

PS: I'll never go back to the VI after they let their beaches be so defiled.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4)

304 If you just work on your articulation, young man, you could really go places.

Posted by: Biden at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (yL25O)

305 What a load of BS.

Recent history is regrettably full of such scripted "candid moments" as this.

Hillary & Bill dancing on the beach.
The cross Bill made at Normandy.
Hillary & the little girl.
Hillary walking in the woods.

That's enough, I'm gonna puke.
Stalin did the same kind of thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (e11dj)

306 207
Charitable giving, to progressives, means compelling other people to pay more taxes, not ponying anything up themselves. In that respect, they're the worst cheapskates around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:32 PM (BWL+E)
-----------------------
BINGO.
The Clintons were pathetic and Obama even worse. He had ZERO charitable contribs until he decided to run for preezy. Then he suddenly out of the blue gives 10K to Wright's church and a few K to the CBlackCongress.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (0jtPF)

307 The important thing here is that the guy gave JoJo a receipt do he can take that off his taxes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (4ErVI)

308 Hired and Uber driver to take me to the airport in Manila. It was a good experience.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (nBr1j)

309 I remember Biden showed up to the VP debate drunk and nobody called him on it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (7ZVPa)

310 289 280 Just saw a a decent looking white guy coupled an overweight black woman in commercial. Tonight I will be waiting for snow that plows itself. Cause it always happens

According to dating sites statistics, Black women and Asian men have it the worst.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 12, 2018 03:43 PM (mk7Bj)



A guy named Steve Sailer had a good essay on this. Essentially, while racial barriers to mating have come down, there are sadly still "winners" and "losers" in it.

As I have explained to Asian American male friends, it is the "Heightness" more than the Whiteness that matters.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (ujg0T)

311 302
You would think that would make them naturally compatible.
You would think wrong.
It's the only racial "combo" I've never seen.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

He doesn't want to have to waste 7 years of his life teaching her math.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:46 PM (CMbMd)

312 Now I have seen black guys with fat white chicks before.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

They like them big. Seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

Who "likes 'em big?" The black guys? Or the overweight white girls?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:46 PM (7uYFy)

313 297 Now I have seen black guys with fat white chicks before.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

They like them big. Seriously.


Is it that they like 'em big or that those are the only white women they can get and the whiteness trumps sveltness.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:46 PM (Dn4Uq)

314 274
>>>>>

I always wondered what happened to Lionel Jefferson.





Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:35 PM
.
.
.

You mean Lenny Kravitz

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:46 PM (ymnmz)

315 Much presidential

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (4ZQMe)

316 Given that 80% of white men in tech are core libs....I say let's try the Uber way. No more white men in tech. You go grrrrrrllll

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (XOWl+)

317 307
The important thing here is that the guy gave JoJo a receipt do he can take that off his taxes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (4ErVI)

I Lol'd.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (70cRb)

318 The important thing here is that the guy gave JoJo a receipt do he can take that off his taxes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (4ErVI)


Bill Clinton took tax deductions for used underwear that he donated. Truth. Look it up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

319 Joe thinks the dude's tryin' to get on a bus and needs exact change ... "Bus ride's what ... ? 50? 75 ... here's an extra dime ... "

Posted by: Dr_No at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (imDUY)

320 316 Given that 80% of white men in tech are core libs....I say let's try the Uber way. No more white men in tech. You go grrrrrrllll
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (XOWl+)

95% of the women in STEM were born male.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (CMbMd)

321


He was alone with his "granddaughter" in a dark movie theatre?

Did he take her to see Deep Throat?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (aPl4x)

322 Fat white chick cant get anyone else other than thug black guy. Black giy wants to fuck white girl....any white girl.

Win win for all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (XOWl+)

323 I use the hell out of Uber. Never had a bad driver. Had one that may have been slightly buzzed, but I live in a state where it's legal and if he was buzzed it was very slightly.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (Dn4Uq)

324 That photo doesn't show the hand job Joey got afterward.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (70cRb)

325 A guy named Steve Sailer had a good essay on this. Essentially, while racial barriers to mating have come down, there are sadly still "winners" and "losers" in it.

As I have explained to Asian American male friends, it is the "Heightness" more than the Whiteness that matters.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (ujg0T)

Kidding aside, I think it mostly has to do with similar social and economic situations. White guys date with black women--if they have similar backgrounds otherwise.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (7uYFy)

326 Is it that they like 'em big or that those are the only white women they can get and the whiteness trumps sveltness.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:46 PM (Dn4Uq)


No. Black guys tend to like BIG women. That's why fat asses are so popular from hip-hop.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

327 Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:44 PM (CMbMd)

White hambeast ? I cannot believe how fucking old and lame I have become.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (VWsDy)

328 Giving a dollar to a homeless man is character?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (4ZQMe)

329 316 Given that 80% of white men in tech are core libs....I say let's try the Uber way. No more white men in tech. You go grrrrrrllll
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:47 PM (XOWl+)



And yet, I am willing to bet the overwhelming number of Uber drivers are White men looking to make some extra cash when commuting to and from work, or running errands around town, or moonlighting. I should know; I am one.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (ujg0T)

330 301 I'm a pretty big fucking deal.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (pw+jk)


Now this is it! That's how it is.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (EaQ6/)

331 Any women sitting in front of creepy Joe during the movies probably got the hell sniffed out of her hair.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (nBr1j)

332 305
What a load of BS.



Recent history is regrettably full of such scripted "candid moments" as this.



Hillary Bill dancing on the beach.

The cross Bill made at Normandy.

Hillary the little girl.

Hillary walking in the woods.



That's enough, I'm gonna puke.

Stalin did the same kind of thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (e11dj)

When they think nobody is looking, its Hilary with a scotch, or a cerveza, or a campari and soda, or another scotch.......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

333 Joe: *sorting change* All I have is five bumblebees. Need that to buy an onion for my belt.

Get you next time. Promise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (xPJvm)

334 Why should anyone give a shit? He plagiarized, lied, insulted, groped and nearly molested children.

The guy's a fucking FREAK and should remain a private citizen for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (xttKs)

335 It's the only racial "combo" I've never seen.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:45 PM (7uYFy)
.........

Fatty and Skinny laying in bed
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

336 (155) That's the low rent Biden I remember.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (RuIsu)

337 CNN has photos of Biden meticulously washing his hands in a public restroom after peeing they will be releasing soon. Trump ain't got nothin' on him.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (MxEKc)

338 Lots of overweight white women like to burn coal....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

339 What?!! No Rev. Dr. James Comey to biblically weigh in?!! Well, Pastor Fenelon- ordained and hate the title Reverend) but no Doctoral degree)has this to say:

Matthew 6:3
But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

Joe1 Joe! Joe! Don't take a camera man with you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (8+Ozj)

340 321


He was alone with his "granddaughter" in a dark movie theatre?

Did he take her to see Deep Throat?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (aPl4x)

Apparently this isn't a good move.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

341 My German grandma who raised me had a name for white girls that went with black guys.

REJECTS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (VWsDy)

342 328 Giving a dollar to a homeless man is character?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (4ZQMe)

Does that dollar make up for the character deficit generated by his creepiness with women?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (nBr1j)

343 .
.It was Lamont Sanford.

Semper Gumby! Always flexible.
----------------------
Lamont ate a bullet. Or was that the Mexican guy?

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

344 And yet, I am willing to bet the overwhelming number of Uber drivers are White men looking to make some extra cash when commuting to and from work, or running errands around town, or moonlighting. I should know; I am one.

Almost all the ones I get are doing it as a second job, usually for a specific reason like putting themselves or a kid through school.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

345 Police in Austin are telling people "if you see something, say something".

Oh yes, we are not the FBI

Posted by: smilin Jack at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (otSEE)

346 And yet, I am willing to bet the overwhelming number of Uber drivers are White men looking to make some extra cash when commuting to and from work, or running errands around town, or moonlighting. I should know; I am one.

Almost all the ones I get are doing it as a second job, usually for a specific reason like putting themselves or a kid through school.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (Dn4Uq)


More evidence of white privilege!!

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (U+v0Q)

347 yeah there's no way Trump could have beaten the mighty Biden ......until he got his nickname

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (nFwvY)
LOL, yeah, probably Creepy Joe.

Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (rv0Fo)

348 Have you seen my wife, Dr. Jane?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

349 Joe saw an opportunity to get rid of that Canadian coin he's had in his pocket forever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (Cm/2q)

350 Fatty and Skinny laying in bed
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

It's more like the "throwing an egg roll down a hallway syndrome" at play.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (7uYFy)

351 Hope he got a receipt.

Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (bVEBo)

352 Kidding aside, I think it mostly has to do with similar social and economic situations. White guys date with black women--if they have similar backgrounds otherwise.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:48 PM (7uYFy)



No disagreement there. Where do the White men meet the East Asian ladies? Typically in University, although it can happen in the armed forces over there too.

And the White women going with Black men? Probably more on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (ujg0T)

353 343 .
.It was Lamont Sanford.

Semper Gumby! Always flexible.
----------------------
Lamont ate a bullet. Or was that the Mexican guy?
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

Chico committed suicide. Standup comedians seem to be a uniquely broken bunch.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

354 The Uber exec didnt mean no more white drivers, just no more white men working at HQ in tech.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (XOWl+)

355 343 .
.It was Lamont Sanford.

Semper Gumby! Always flexible.
----------------------
Lamont ate a bullet. Or was that the Mexican guy?
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

That big dummy!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

356 Lamont is still alive

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933284/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (LiyEm)

357
He wants credit for giving a dollar to a 'homeless' man.

Man of the Year!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

358 344 And yet, I am willing to bet the overwhelming number of Uber drivers are White men looking to make some extra cash when commuting to and from work, or running errands around town, or moonlighting. I should know; I am one.
------------------------
Around DC its all Asian, Muslim and African imports doing it. A white guy Uber is the rare treat.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

359 I use the hell out of Uber. Never had a bad driver.

Same. I use Uber in preference to normal taxis pretty much on all trips now.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (3J/LN)

360 Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 03:29 PM (lKs2v)

Entered.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (72PAC)

361


Ah, the granddaughter isn't a little girl, she's a big girl.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (aPl4x)

362 He wasn't giving him money. The doddering old fool was giving him his valet ticket from two years ago, saying "It's the 2014 Prius. Scratch it and I'll have your ass."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (arhmY)

363 And she has a 70s style afro. So it is a shock that she hates white people, right Uber?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (XOWl+)

364 353 343 .
.It was Lamont Sanford.

Semper Gumby! Always flexible.
----------------------
Lamont ate a bullet. Or was that the Mexican guy?
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

Chico committed suicide. Standup comedians seem to be a uniquely broken bunch.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

Richard Jeni, Robin Williams.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

365 Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.

Yeah. Go with that, Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

366 This white guy would starve before he'd become an Uber driver. I hate driving myself around much less other people.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (IdMiN)

367 What was the Mexican equivalent to Sanford and Son? The Mexican son ate a bullet.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (2LelM)

368 And the White women going with Black men? Probably more on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (ujg0


Black gangbangers pick up middle class white girls with daddy issues and drag them into the gutter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (4ZQMe)

369 Now if Joey Window Licker Biden gave a nuzzle to a homeless woman with a penis while en camera, then I'd be impressed.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (rdl6o)

370
The most incandescent hatred there is is that that black women have for a white woman dating a black man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (w+0hp)

371 What is with these pussies cancelling the Amtrak train ahead of this storm tomorrow?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (8iiMU)

372 Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.

Yeah. Go with that, Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)


LOL. And she sure picked the right place for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (8gDQu)

373 365 Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.

Yeah. Go with that, Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

Have you seen those YouTube videos about strange noises in the sky? That's the universe giving Hillary the raspberry.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (nBr1j)

374 367 What was the Mexican equivalent to Sanford and Son? The Mexican son ate a bullet.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (2LelM)

Chico and the Man, IIRC

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

375
Matthew 6:3
But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy ████ hand doeth:


Redacted.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (LOgQ4)

376 And the White women going with Black men? Probably more on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:51 PM (ujg0T)

Not always. Especially if you are talking about white Latin ladies and black Latin men.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy)

377 >>>>.It was Lamont Sanford.



Semper Gumby! Always flexible.

----------------------

Lamont ate a bullet. Or was that the Mexican guy?


Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM
.
.
.That was the Mexican guy from the garage. Chico and the Man.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (+Dllb)

378 The guy pulled the Abbott and Costello routine of two 10s. for a 5 on Joe and Biden is still trying to work the math

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (OLCnA)

379 The black racist exec at Uber will NOT have any racial discrimination lawsuits against her.

Because that would be racist and sexist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (pw+jk)

380 344 And yet, I am willing to bet the overwhelming number of Uber drivers are White men looking to make some extra cash when commuting to and from work, or running errands around town, or moonlighting. I should know; I am one.

Almost all the ones I get are doing it as a second job, usually for a specific reason like putting themselves or a kid through school.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

Someone in the building where I work does Uber driving.

He's like 6'4" and annoyingly gay. Like, if somebody says 'hello' to him, his response is "Have I mentioned I'm gay?"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (CMbMd)

381

"Richard Jeni"

Funny dude!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (aPl4x)

382 Enabling a self destructive lifestyle is the Democratic way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (3M6RX)

383 It was probably lint.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (89T5c)

384 Fot the yuutes, whiye dudes with non white women is pretty much sop now. White guy with whiye girl is the exceptipn

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (XOWl+)

385 Here's a dollar. Now, you have to listen to the story about how my married son is screwing the widow of my dead son.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (arhmY)

386 This is not about Joe. This is about charity. Don't you see how they are using you dumb mf's?! Joe did something good, got some good press in return, and you simply refuse to believe it. It's astonishing! It's like you don't believe that Barack was the best President ever!?

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (EaQ6/)

387 With March Madness here, we wanted to publish some guidance on ethics

issues you may encounter related to March Madness and other office pools:



1. Office pools that meet the elements of gambling

are prohibited



2)Use of Government time or resources to conduct office pools is generally

prohibited.



And then it goes into greater detail. LOL



Ya'd think the Navy had better things to worry about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 03:25 PM (5y11N)




Hahaha, just finished filling out mine for our office pool. I got Kansas winning it all, BTW.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (uiwCw)

388 Clapper lied to congress and America about "wiretapping" us all in our living rooms ... but gee, goes free like all DeepState mafia does. There is just never enough evidence to get Hillary, Lerner, Huma ... any of them except Weiner. but soon ... #2weeks

He can join Lerner and others in comfortable retirement, after wreaking havoc on America.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (bT8Z4)

389 370


The most incandescent hatred there is is that that black women have for a white woman dating a black man.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (w+0hp)

Whoa boy, dat da truth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (70cRb)

390 Just read these
https://ntknetwork.com/
clinton-on-trump- voters-they-didnt-like- african-americans- having-rights-or-women-having-jobs/
https://ntknetwork.com/
clinton-white-women- voted-for-trump- because-their-husbands- told-them-to/

Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton? I mean, this woman is obsessed, I imagine she rambles like in these articles incessantly, going over Comey, Russia, Wisconsin, white women, Democrat hacks, etc. searchng for answers and replaying the election in her head endlessly. She is still in the denial stage of grief and I don't think she'll come out of it until she loses the 2020 primaries, then promptly dies of an aneurysym.

Posted by: docweasel at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (Made5)

391 Chico committed suicide. Standup comedians seem to be a uniquely broken bunch.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

Richard Jeni, Robin Williams.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

Freddie Prinze

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

392 Chico committed suicide. Standup comedians seem to be a uniquely broken bunch.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)



For the record, he was Puerto Rican.

Another funny thing is how many "Mexican" roles are played by Latinos other than Mexican, or Spaniards.

Anthony Quinn was half Mexican, so there was that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (ujg0T)

393 >>338 Lots of overweight white women like to burn coal....

Too much friction and BOOM!

Posted by: A Null at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (r9UYA)

394 381

"Richard Jeni"

Funny dude!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (aPl4x)

He was hilarious. I was pretty bummed when I heard he'd killed himself.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)

395 272---And though I hate to give Hillary any credit for being right about anything, she had a point that her being a woman hurt her---and it was with precisely these guys...
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:40 PM (7uYFy)
-----------------------------------
Yeah, but what hurt her most was being That Kind of Woman, i.e., a whiny feminazi. A Sarah Palin with a D after her name might have been a different story.

There's a reason why nearly all of my kids' male friends, mostly knee-jerk "liberal" white-collar types, didn't like the Bitch.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (0jtPF)

396 Is the Skankle still giving speeches? Lol

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (XOWl+)

397 In another sign that the end times are upon us, the Portsmouth NH public library hosted a Drag Queen Story Hour.

Bunny Wonderland and Rita Fluxx led the day as they sat in shiny
throne-like chairs and read a story each, "Fancy Nancy" and "Morris
Micklewhite and the Tangerine Dress." They led dances with brightly
colored scarves for themselves and the kids, and shaker rhythm eggs.
The
kids loved it. They sang, danced and afterwards lined up for a chance
to meet the pair of fabulous queens, who gave hugs, took selfies and
complimented kids on their attire.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)

398 So this Paul Equale guy is an idiot.

No one watching while in a very public place? Ha!

Anyway, that quote has a much larger & different meaning. It would apply here, I guess, if no one was taking pics and watching. *eyeroll*

Also, why is it such a big deal when a wealthy person gives a few bucks to someone? Why is that such a momentous occassion?

Our citizens. *eyeroll*

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (U+v0Q)

399 i see a lot of inter-racial relationships in evangelical non-denoms. My former happy fun church was full of them. One of the staff pastors was a black man married to a white woman. Head of Children's Ministries was a black woman married to a white man. We're all the same at the foot of the cross.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (fD4nI)

400 Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton? I mean, this woman is obsessed, I imagine she rambles like in these articles incessantly, going over Comey, Russia, Wisconsin, white women, Democrat hacks, etc. searchng for answers and replaying the election in her head endlessly. She is still in the denial stage of grief and I don't think she'll come out of it until she loses the 2020 primaries, then promptly dies of an aneurysym.

Even Al Gore gave up the ghost after the court challenge. But he did gain a lot of weight.
Posted by: docweasel at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (Made5)

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (7uYFy)

401 I liked The Man

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (nFwvY)

402 Freddy Prinze was the "not my yob guy."

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (nBr1j)

403 389 370


The most incandescent hatred there is is that that black women have for a white woman dating a black man.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 03:53 PM (w+0hp)

Whoa boy, dat da truth.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (70cRb)

Tommy Sotomayor has touched on this a time or two, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)

404
I am also half mexican! And 3/4 black!

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 12, 2018 03:58 PM (r+sAi)

405 395 Yeah, but what hurt her most was being That Kind of Woman, i.e., a whiny feminazi. A Sarah Palin with a D after her name might have been a different story.

There's a reason why nearly all of my kids' male friends, mostly knee-jerk "liberal" white-collar types, didn't like the Bitch.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM (0jtPF)

The Lefties where I live were pretty much all Berniebros. You couldn't find a Hillary sticker on any care anywhere.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:58 PM (CMbMd)

406 Chico and the Man, IIRC
------------------
Yeah, that's it. Chico Rodriguez. Good looking guy with fame (TV fame) and money eats a bullet. Never knew why he did it.

Thank God Ponch Ponncherello had his head screwed on tight. Can you imagine the cultural implosion if Ponch ate a bullet?

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)

407 In another sign that the end times are upon us, the Portsmouth NH public library hosted a Drag Queen Story Hour.

Bunny Wonderland and Rita Fluxx led the day as they sat in shiny
throne-like chairs and read a story each, "Fancy Nancy" and "Morris
Micklewhite and the Tangerine Dress." They led dances with brightly
colored scarves for themselves and the kids, and shaker rhythm eggs.
The
kids loved it. They sang, danced and afterwards lined up for a chance
to meet the pair of fabulous queens, who gave hugs, took selfies and
complimented kids on their attire.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)


Our SJW educators.

Vomitous.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 03:58 PM (U+v0Q)

408 402 Freddy Prinze was the "not my yob guy."
____________________________________

His line was also "Lookin' good."

Posted by: Jack Albertson and Scatman Carruthers at March 12, 2018 03:59 PM (arhmY)

409 I'm reasonably confident I could go to Africa right now and find a wife. Marriage is very important to African women, at least according to my understanding.

BTW I'm not about to go to Africa to look for a wife, even if she's a guaranteed virgin who would be happy to give me strong healthy children.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:59 PM (nBr1j)

410 Someone in the building where I work does Uber driving.

He's like 6'4" and annoyingly gay. Like, if somebody says 'hello' to him, his response is "Have I mentioned I'm gay?"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (CMbMd)



And he isn't with Lyft? Although most drivers do both and toggle back and forth on the apps.

I remember in the beginning when I started with Lyft, I attended a few of their meetups and socials ("getting to know our drivers", free food and the like). I was a lonely single straight guy, but I soon realized that Lyft was the domain of the Fabulous and the Butchy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 03:59 PM (ujg0T)

411 re:400 and groped a lot of masseuses

Posted by: docweasel at March 12, 2018 03:59 PM (Made5)

412 The most incandescent hatred there is is that that black women have for a white woman dating a black man.
-----------------------
Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

413 Next up: Chicks with dicks poetry hour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (89T5c)

414 Joe Biden, buying skunk weed off a hobo.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Gy1nV)

415 Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 12, 2018 03:54 PM (LOgQ4)

Glad you showed up, Jimmy, It would have been funnier , however If you had said "Do don't ket thy left_______ know why they right_______is doing" but I like the redacted squares. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (8+Ozj)

416 "Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.
"

Women obediently doing what their husbands tell them to do works so well in other areas I'm surprised Trump was the first to capitalize on this strategy.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

417 Joe had wanted to get rid of that wooden nickel for a long time.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Sda6L)

418 I would love to see Ahhhhhhnald bring his oil company lawsuit. Prove global warming in open court. Let's see your evidence and subject it to expert cross.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (4ZQMe)

419 Come on! Use whole words! Quit talkin' like bros, bro! If we can cling to our bibles and our guns, then let us also cling to our language, yo?

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (EaQ6/)

420 I soon realized that Lyft was the domain of the Fabulous and the Butchy.

The pink mustache-on-the-front-of-the-car thing didn't give it away?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (3J/LN)

421 Draq Queen thing was at a library, not a school. So while still fucked up, it was voluntary.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 04:01 PM (fSzKc)

422 410 Someone in the building where I work does Uber driving.

He's like 6'4" and annoyingly gay. Like, if somebody says 'hello' to him, his response is "Have I mentioned I'm gay?"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 03:55 PM (CMbMd)
-------------------------
Astro Lube must be very expensive.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)

423 I am full blooded Fukawi Indian!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 12, 2018 04:01 PM (rdl6o)

424 There needs to be a referendum on Hillary. If she gets 51 percent she can continue to whine. If she gets only 49 percent she goes away.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:01 PM (nBr1j)

425 412 Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

Yeah, that was an awkward thing for me growing up (white father, black mother), since even then, I noticed that pretty much NOBODY else had that parental arrangement.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (CMbMd)

426 What you didn't see was the secret service agents follow behind and shake down that guy to get joes nickel back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (4ZQMe)

427 Did Joe "Open Boarder" Biden give the guy a room in his "open" house?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (gbWkA)

428 sanford & son > chico & the man

Posted by: concrete girl at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (SJBL7)

429 I imagine she rambles like in these articles incessantly, going over Comey, Russia, Wisconsin, white women, Democrat hacks, etc. searchng for answers and replaying the election in her head endlessly. She is still in the denial stage of grief and I don't think she'll come out of it until she loses the 2020 primaries, then promptly dies of an aneurysym.


That was the best PrOn ever. I am tumescent.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

430 418
I would love to see Ahhhhhhnald bring his oil company lawsuit. Prove
global warming in open court. Let's see your evidence and subject it to
expert cross.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (4ZQMe)

Especially since he flew into work every day.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (jxbfJ)

431 You're supposed to give without recognition but I make an exception when I tell the story of the guy outside of Boston Market who ask me if I could buy him something to eat. Having just a few bucks on me at the time I said I would be happy to by him a side dish. He then proceeded to look at me like a clerk and asked me what sides they had. I just grinned to myself and told him potatoes, maccheese , vegetables, etc.

He then looked at me without a bit of self awareness and said ' they have anything with meat in it? '.

It was so bold I just laughed and told him 'dude you can't be this picky but I'll see what I can do'. I ended up getting him some tortilla soup. They do make it hard to be charitable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (IdMiN)

432 He's like 6'4" and annoyingly gay. Like, if somebody says 'hello' to him, his response is "Have I mentioned I'm gay?"
________________________________________

No, but having a 19-year-old cabana boy firmly attached to your penis while you walk around the apartment complex was kind of a clue.

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (arhmY)

433 He gave him a pot metal washer he picked up off the garage floor. It was almost a quarter.

Posted by: Lester at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (LfJIn)

434 Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

It's not the skin. It's the hair.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

435 She is getting her referendum in 2020. She is running again. Who is unsure about this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (4ZQMe)

436 The pink mustache-on-the-front-of-the-car thing didn't give it away?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (3J/LN)



I was hoping it meant women. naive I know, but in the initial videos that all beginning drivers are required to sit through online, the drivers were all these happy looking women.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

437 What's Happening > Sanford and Som

hey HEY hey!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (Dn4Uq)

438 You mean you really didn't know?

Posted by: David Ogden Stiers at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (LMSCO)

439 409
I'm reasonably confident I could go to Africa right now and find a wife.
Marriage is very important to African women, at least according to my
understanding.



BTW I'm not about to go to Africa to look for a wife, even if she's a
guaranteed virgin who would be happy to give me strong healthy
children.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 03:59 PM (nBr1j)

What of there's a dowry? Might be a coupla goats and a gaggle of chickens in the deal. I mean fresh eggs,,. come on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (70cRb)

440 I am also half mexican! And 3/4 black!


Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 12, 2018 03:58 PM (r+sAi)
...and a lesbian.

Posted by: Liz Warren: Undocumented Native American at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (O5Q3r)

441 341 My German grandma who raised me had a name for white girls that went with black guys.

REJECTS
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 03:50 PM (VWsDy)
---------------------------
Well, I'm not dissing yo grandmama because, for all I know, that may have been a fair stereotype in her day and locality.
But I think it's bunk.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (0jtPF)

442 414 Joe Biden, buying skunk weed off a hobo.
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Gy1nV)

SLOW JOE: So you said this is the good stuff? Why does it look like a dandelion?

HOMELESS GUY: [Stifling laugh] That's pure Wilmington Blue! It just SORTA looks like a dandelion!

SJ: Well, okay...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

443 434 It's not the skin. It's the hair.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

By the time she died, my mother had gone completely bald.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (CMbMd)

444 Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.
Posted by: Gumby

It's not the skin. It's the hair.
Posted by: JoeF


It's the cray cray & attitude.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (O+0DS)

445 Black women, the most reliable dim voting bloc. BTW, anyone catch mystic Oprah on the eternal throne sniffer's show last night ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (VWsDy)

446
Worth remembering that Hillary! didn't win the popular vote, she won a plurality. So if the popular vote was to determine the election result, we would have had to have a runoff.

Remember what I said about not asking questions you don't know the answer to?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (BWL+E)

447 Its not the black skin color of black womYn, its the attitude that is a turn off. Obviously a generalization but kinda true.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (fSzKc)

448 Some Treachers are lesser than others.

Posted by: Art Treacher_-_not liking jack sheldon too much at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (a/9Wy)

449 Yeah, that was an awkward thing for me growing up (white father, black mother), since even then, I noticed that pretty much NOBODY else had that parental arrangement.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:02 PM (CMbMd)

It's not that uncommon if the black woman has light skin.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (7uYFy)

450 434 Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

It's not the skin. It's the hair.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)


I dated a gorgeous, wonderful black gal who I met at my gym. When I picked her up for a date she was wearing a Jodi Watley long haired wig. I was not prepared for it. Wish she would've been comfortable with her hair as it was during the day. Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (fTKv+)

451 What's the deal with the constant portrayal of black women as sassy?
I assume they come from every personality type.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (nBr1j)

452 It's...unfortunate when people act like the worst stereotypes of themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

453 Where does it say Joe gave him money? It could have just been advice, or a jar of paste or something.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (eqQL8)

454 448 Some Treachers are lesser than others.
Posted by: Art Treacher_-_not liking jack sheldon too much at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (a/9Wy)

I like your fish and chips.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (fTKv+)

455 What's the deal with the constant portrayal of black women as sassy?


YouTube & Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (O+0DS)

456 400 Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton?


Never. Nor a massive population of people who formed "the resistance" that was encouraged in a Press Statement or Twitter by the Outgoing President. And in a video by the losing candIdate. Then add in media and everything else, like Antifa, and celebrities, and we are in uncharted waters.

It is truly disturbing when I stop to think about it, like now, that people have been trying to overthrow the election since the beginning. That is the very fabric of our country they are tearing at. Yet no one...not past Presidents or Media, called for calm or logic or reason. No, instead they keep it going....feeding it. Okay, now I'm scaring myself a little.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (U+v0Q)

457 Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.

Yeah. Go with that, Beast.

LOL

If I hadn't had a big mouth and complained endlessly about Obama and his communist connections and Hillary my DINO husband would still be voting Democrat. He just doesn't pay ma lot of attention to politics unless I talk to him about it, but he would have been-and was-the kind of blue collar Democrat that didn't realize how awful the Democrats actually are

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (8+Ozj)

458 What's Happening > Sanford and Som

hey HEY hey!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (Dn4Uq)


"hey HEY hey" was stolen from Fat Albert, really. Of course, Rerun was sort of stolen from Fat Albert, himself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (8gDQu)

459 It's not the skin. It's the hair.
Posted by: JoeF


It's the cray cray & attitude.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (O+0DS)

That too.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

460 Homeless man, or Fusion GPS executive?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (Dbv1R)

461 It's...unfortunate when people act like the worst stereotypes of themselves.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)


Is this about me?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (U+v0Q)

462 Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton? I mean, this woman is obsessed, I imagine she rambles like in these articles incessantly, going over Comey, Russia, Wisconsin, white women, Democrat hacks, etc. searchng for answers and replaying the election in her head endlessly. She is still in the denial stage of grief and I don't think she'll come out of it until she loses the 2020 primaries, then promptly dies of an aneurysym.

Posted by: docweasel at March 12, 2018 03:56 PM
(Made5)

I made a joke that she's like a typical woman in that she can't let it go and she can't take responsibility for it.

It's a joke because I've known plenty of gals who would let it go and would say welp I screwed the pooch on this one.

I do think it's hilarious though that the first "serious" female candidate for president can't let it go and has to blame everyone but herself though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (4ErVI)

463 I don't know how black women have the fortitude to deal with their hair everyday. My hair is just ordinarily wavy, and I have to arm wrestle it each morning. I can't imagine the time that is consumed just be dealing with the texture and the curl of a black woman's hair.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (fD4nI)

464 Well I'm counting on the fact that when it comes time for Clapper, there is no statute of limitations on treason.

Posted by: H Badger at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (n/0Nw)

465 >>>>>>414 Joe Biden, buying skunk weed off a hobo.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (Gy1nV)



SLOW JOE: So you said this is the good stuff? Why does it look like a dandelion?



HOMELESS GUY: [Stifling laugh] That's pure Wilmington Blue! It just SORTA looks like a dandelion!



SJ: Well, okay...



Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM
.
.
.It's Norwegian Blue, not Wilmington Blue........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (+Dllb)

466 461 It's...unfortunate when people act like the worst stereotypes of themselves.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)


Is this about me?
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (U+v0Q)

I don't know. What does a stereotypical gumdrop gorilla act like?

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

467 "hey HEY hey" was stolen from Fat Albert, really. Of course, Rerun was sort of stolen from Fat Albert, himself.

But on Fat Albert it was "HEY HEY HEY"

Dwayne said "hey HEY hey"



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (Dn4Uq)

468 March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (fTKv+)

451 What's the deal with the constant portrayal of black women as sassy?
I assume they come from every personality type.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (nBr1j)

Decades of life experience.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (fSzKc)

469 I knew, after that first winter of changing truck tires, that I should have continued with my African studies courses. I could be a well respected white spokesman by now. But, I guess that Joe and Hillary both have better accents, so the cream rises to the top and I'll just change tires in the freezing wind. The bitter wind.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (EaQ6/)

470 Some Treachers are lesser than others.

I gotta give Ace credit, he found the one post on Jim Treacher's Twitter feed that isn't a Bill Kristol/Louise Mensch fever dream.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (3J/LN)

471 444 Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.
Posted by: Gumby

It's not the skin. It's the hair.
Posted by: JoeF


It's the cray cray & attitude.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (O+0DS)


The chips on their shoulders must be made of neutronium.
Although asian dudes are right down with them in the dating Olympics.

Posted by: Iblis at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (9221z)

472
Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton?

Harold Stassen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (BWL+E)

473 "She is getting her referendum in 2020. She is running again. Who is unsure about this?



Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

I can't believe the DNC would let that happen. There will be an interpenetration. Unless Trump looks unbeatable, in which case she will be allowed to be the sacrificial Dem.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

474 I don't know. What does a stereotypical gumdrop gorilla act like?

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

Ask Trump. He gets the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (70cRb)

475 Package-bombs being exploded in Austin.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (ewxPW)

476 463 I don't know how black women have the fortitude to deal with their hair everyday. My hair is just ordinarily wavy, and I have to arm wrestle it each morning. I can't imagine the time that is consumed just be dealing with the texture and the curl of a black woman's hair.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (fD4nI)

Just let your Soul Glo!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

477 Another thing on that quote about no one watching. His grand-daughter was with him. She could have been the impetus for giving money.

The stupidity of this Paul guy. smh

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (U+v0Q)

478 Does anyone remember a failed presidential candidate having as hard a time coming to terms with their loss as Clinton?



Harold Stassen?

Pat Paulsen?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (O5Q3r)

479 471 Although asian dudes are right down with them in the dating Olympics.
Posted by: Iblis at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (9221z)

...that disturbing moment where one realizes that every East Asian dude they've ever seen after graduating high school was probably a homo...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (CMbMd)

480 A significant number of African women shave their heads and wear wigs. Truthfully.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (nBr1j)

481 There were people watching when Biden was helping Obama destroy the nation, but nobody took any pictures.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (eqQL8)

482 475 Package-bombs being exploded in Austin.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (ewxPW)

Good Lord.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (NWiLs)

483 Does it matter that President Trump donated his entire salary to charity?

Posted by: Mike, but not THAT Mike at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (Z/O04)

484 I dated a gorgeous, wonderful black gal who I met at my gym. When I picked her up for a date she was wearing a Jodi Watley long haired wig. I was not prepared for it. Wish she would've been comfortable with her hair as it was during the day. Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (fTKv+)

And what did she think about your merkin ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (VWsDy)

485 But on Fat Albert it was "HEY HEY HEY"

Dwayne said "hey HEY hey"



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (Dn4Uq)


I know. I followed the court case intently

Roger was like an unsuccessful Erkel. He must have cried himself to sleep many nights after Erkel showed up on TV and got so famous with his asinine shtick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (8gDQu)

486 Hillary told women in India that white women voted for Trump because their husbands told them to.

Yeah. Go with that, Beast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



And what is wrong with that may I ask?

Posted by: Hindu Wife at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (a/9Wy)

487 Today's Austin bombs may be related to a similar bombing on the 2nd...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (AM1GF)

488 As a possessor of very-similar-to-black hair, I'm just glad I'm a dude and can keep it cut very short. It's either that or a white afro.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (Dn4Uq)

489 Just let your Soul Glo!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)
===============

I think I would go the Baldilocks route. It looks good on her. My hair is pretty short as it is, still gives me fits.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (fD4nI)

490 How many men voted for Hillary because their wives told them to?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (nBr1j)

491 480 A significant number of African women shave their heads and wear wigs. Truthfully.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (nBr1j)

My mother didn't have to shave. She came by her baldness naturally. And didn't wear a wig.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (CMbMd)

492 >>>>Black women are the losers in inter racial dating. They know it. There's not enough weaves in the world to even things out.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)



It's not the skin. It's the hair.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)





I dated a gorgeous, wonderful black gal who I met at my gym. When I
picked her up for a date she was wearing a Jodi Watley long haired wig. I
was not prepared for it. Wish she would've been comfortable with her
hair as it was during the day. Oh well.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM
.
.
.I dated a black woman briefly after my divorce 37 years ago. She couldn't wrap her head around the fact that I had a 6 month old blond hair blue eye son that my ex left me with.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (+Dllb)

493 Pat Paulsen?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (O5Q3r)



Pat Paulsen WAS kidding at least. I always liked his dry humor.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (ujg0T)

494 What does a stereotypical gumdrop gorilla act like?

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)


Beats their chest, throws gumdrops around. Beats their chest some more thus leading to a complete disarray-on the ground-with gumdrops .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (8+Ozj)

495 How many package bombs in Austin?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

496 Lenny Kravitz had a white dad and a black mom.Roxie Roker who played the neighbor married to the white guy Willis on The Jeffersons.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (LiyEm)

497 piece of shit actor, ex body builder, dipshit ex governor sue oil companies for murder. this nanny fuckin, no talent, fuck, wasted more petrochemicals in one day than i have in my whole life. this should be good. time for him to take a ride on uncles' choppah.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

498 Joe was giving the guy a free ticket to his upcoming midnight pool party. The one where he invites the homeless to his pool and sneaks up on his balcony with his blunderbuss and then BAAAROOOOOM! both barrels! Lots of upper decks floating in the ole pool after that. Joe's fun.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (gbWkA)

499 485 Roger was like an unsuccessful Erkel. He must have cried himself to sleep many nights after Erkel showed up on TV and got so famous with his asinine shtick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:09 PM (8gDQu)

Urkel ended up hosting some crappy game show ("Total Blackout") on the Sci-Fi channel.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (CMbMd)

500
How many men voted for Hillary because their wives told them to?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


The ones who would have voted for her anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (BWL+E)

501 Pat Paulsen?
Posted by: tu3031



The pickle magnet?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (O+0DS)

502 489 Just let your Soul Glo!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)
===============

I think I would go the Baldilocks route. It looks good on her. My hair is pretty short as it is, still gives me fits.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (fD4nI)

You could go Annie Lennox.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (NWiLs)

503 I'm sure its a pre-teen girl with fresh scented hair, disguised as a homeless black man.

Old Joe's perv-senses can't be wrong.


Posted by: dananjcon at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (xqfqx)

504 Roger was like an unsuccessful Erkel. He must have cried himself to sleep many nights after Erkel showed up on TV and got so famous with his asinine shtick.

Been watching the DVD set. Raj was 27 years old in the first season and ReRun was like 25. Dwayne was the only real teen.

And the show got cancelled due to Raj and ReRun's continuing demands for more money, not due to low ratings. Funny show though. Dee was freakin hilarious.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (Dn4Uq)

505 463 I don't know how black women have the fortitude to deal with their hair everyday. My hair is just ordinarily wavy, and I have to arm wrestle it each morning. I can't imagine the time that is consumed just be dealing with the texture and the curl of a black woman's hair.
---------------------
How hard is to put on a wig compared to washing, drying and styling hair at 0630 in the morning. I kind of miss my High n Tight. Never had to buy shampoo or a comb.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)

506 Urkel ended up hosting some crappy game show ("Total Blackout") on the Sci-Fi channel.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (CMbMd)


That still beats the shit out of any job Roger's had since "What's Happening?".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:12 PM (8gDQu)

507 Ok i need to detail Heidi car while I have it. Mine doesn't run. Well the one that doesn't run was her car...but she gave it to me. Thats typical right? Tell me thats typical.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:12 PM (70cRb)

508 493 Pat Paulsen?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (O5Q3r)


Pat Paulsen WAS kidding at least. I always liked his dry humor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (ujg0T)


Compared to Tom Daschle, Pat Paulsen looked like Billy Graham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:12 PM (fTKv+)

509 No sir Im all out if paste.

Posted by: Random Homeless Guy at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (O9JR8)

510 What does a stereotypical gumdrop gorilla act like?

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)


Beats their chest, throws gumdrops around. Beats their chest some more thus leading to a complete disarray-on the ground-with gumdrops .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (8+Ozj)


LOL
I'm keeping that.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (U+v0Q)

511 .I dated a black woman briefly after my divorce 37 years ago. She couldn't wrap her head around the fact that I had a 6 month old blond hair blue eye son that my ex left me with.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (+Dllb)

Better that than a mixed-race brown-eyed son (assuming you and your ex both were white)

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

512 I don't think I saw any afros when I was in Africa--braided or very short is all I saw.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)

513 I don't know how black women have the fortitude to deal with their hair everyday.

===========

I would take it. I would take any hair at this point!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (rdl6o)

514 Just let your Soul Glo!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)
...........

Knotty Boy Dread Wax!

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)

515 You could go Annie Lennox.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (NWiLs)
=================

I would need a more pixie-like face. Like Audrey Hepburn. To my great dismay, I am not Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:13 PM (fD4nI)

516 Afro-Sheen for that Rick James look.

Because hair literally dripping grease is a real turn on to the chicks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (Dn4Uq)

517 It's a joke because I've known plenty of gals who would let it go and would say welp I screwed the pooch on this one.

I do think it's hilarious though that the first "serious" female candidate for president can't let it go and has to blame everyone but herself though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

no person in history ever had more of an assist and got further on someone else's merits than Hillary, and she still couldn't close the deal. there's no way she would have done anything on her own ever without Bill Clinton's coattails and she knows it, and she knows everyone else knows it.

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (nFwvY)

518
Ok i need to detail Heidi car while I have it. Mine doesn't run. Well the one that doesn't run was her car...but she gave it to me. Thats typical right? Tell me thats typical.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Why, no, that's not typical at all.

*walks away*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (BWL+E)

519 Beats their chest, throws gumdrops around. Beats their chest some more thus leading to a complete disarray-on the ground-with gumdrops .


Huh. I'd hate to see what they do in the wild.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

520 496 Lenny Kravitz had a white dad and a black mom.Roxie Roker who played the neighbor married to the white guy Willis on The Jeffersons.
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I thought Lenny's mom was the black nurse on Marcus Welby - OB-GYN MD.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

521 >> but soon ... #2weeks

I wanna believe...lol

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)

522 Biden handed the guy a one million dollar note.
A Zimbabwe million dollar note

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:15 PM (OLCnA)

523 The only black woman that I ever had any feelings for was a goat-herder, in Morocco, so long ago. She could throw a rock like a damn knife. She was perfect. She was, what's the word ... , statuesque?She took one toss to knock my Frisbee out of a tree, about 50 ft. up. I should have followed her back to her village. Perhaps we'll meet next time 'round the wheel.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:15 PM (EaQ6/)

524 Been watching the DVD set. Raj was 27 years old in the first season and ReRun was like 25. Dwayne was the only real teen.

And the show got cancelled due to Raj and ReRun's continuing demands for more money, not due to low ratings. Funny show though. Dee was freakin hilarious.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:11 PM (Dn4Uq)



There was even an attempt to re-boot it in 1985, with an older adult-ish Raj, Dwayne, and Rerun. With the same theme song, only sounding more 80's keyboardish.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 12, 2018 04:15 PM (ujg0T)

525 516 Afro-Sheen for that Rick James look.

Because hair literally dripping grease is a real turn on to the chicks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (Dn4Uq)

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

526 Sorry. Forgot the link about the 3 package-bombings in Austin. See the sock link.

Jesus. Fox News is a banned site?

Here...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yalparz8

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 04:15 PM (ewxPW)

527 Well the one that doesn't run was her car...but she gave it to me. Thats typical right? Tell me thats typical.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:12 PM (70cRb)


That's typical. Although, sometimes the man offers to exchange cars bcz of his love for his wife. Or bcz he doesn't want to hear her complain, and he knows there is no way she knows how to fix the car. Division of labor in marriage is not always a bad thing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (U+v0Q)

528 How many package bombs in Austin?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)


One on March 2nd and two today.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (uiwCw)

529 I don't consider Stacy Dash black or white. She's just red hot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (IdMiN)

530 Both eyes the same color, that's the bottom line.

Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (a/9Wy)

531 520

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0737967/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (LiyEm)

532 Why, no, that's not typical at all.



*walks away*

*shakes head*





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (BWL+E)

Lol...i know i know. 25 years too. I'm a saint.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (70cRb)

533 467
"hey HEY hey" was stolen from Fat Albert, really. Of course, Rerun was sort of stolen from Fat Albert, himself.



But on Fat Albert it was "HEY HEY HEY"



Dwayne said "hey HEY hey"









Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:07 PM (Dn4Uq)



OHHHHHH WilBURRRRRRR

Posted by: John Kerry at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (ymnmz)

534 530 Both eyes the same color, that's the bottom line.
Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (a/9Wy)

Pointing the same direction is also a nice bonus.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (7n4KQ)

535 >>528 How many package bombs in Austin?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

One on March 2nd and two today.

Anyone seen Bill Ayers around the neighborhood?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (r9UYA)

536 Stacy Dash black or white looks all natural.

Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (a/9Wy)

537 518
Ok i need to detail Heidi car while I have it. Mine doesn't run. Well the one that doesn't run was her car...but she gave it to me. Thats typical right? Tell me thats typical.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Why, no, that's not typical at all.

*walks away*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (BWL+E)
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The plan, as I recall it, was for you to get an AR-15, keep the working car, and pick up a bus schedule for Heidi. What happened to the plan?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)

538 451 What's the deal with the constant portrayal of black women as sassy?
I assume they come from every personality type.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:04 PM (nBr1j)
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I'd guess that the sassy stereotype derives from the fact that those black women who actually ARE sassy sass with great style.
Sassy white women come across as wry, acerbic, or cold-bitchy.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (0jtPF)

539 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (O5Q3r)

540 Huh. I'd hate to see what they do in the wild.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

Throws around stuff that looks like gumdrops but is one color-brown, beats their chest some more-throws more gum drop shaped stuff around. Repeat..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (8+Ozj)

541 537 518
Ok i need to detail Heidi car while I have it. Mine doesn't run. Well the one that doesn't run was her car...but she gave it to me. Thats typical right? Tell me thats typical.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Why, no, that's not typical at all.

*walks away*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (BWL+E)
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The plan, as I recall it, was for you to get an AR-15, keep the working car, and pick up a bus schedule for Heidi. What happened to the plan?
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)

This is what happens when you don't stick to the plan.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

542 That's typical. Although, sometimes the man offers
to exchange cars bcz of his love for his wife. Or bcz he doesn't want
to hear her complain, and he knows there is no way she knows how to fix
the car. Division of labor in marriage is not always a bad thing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (U+v0Q)

Or because she shoots better than me and well...I've woken up in the middle of the night and saw her just staring at me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (70cRb)

543 He's a democrat; it was someone else's money (probably the taxpayers').

Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (gjGvH)

544
The plan, as I recall it, was for you to get an AR-15, keep the working car, and pick up a bus schedule for Heidi. What happened to the plan?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)


The cauterization of his head wound with a red-hot poker put an end to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (BWL+E)

545 nood CNN

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

546 The only black woman that I ever had any feelings for was a goat-herder, in Morocco, so long ago.



Wasn't the famous National Geographic cover picture of the green eyed bombshell from Morocco?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (O+0DS)

547 534 Pointing the same direction is also a nice bonus.
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (7n4KQ)


Hey! Don't forget where you are, man! If you wait until 2AM you're going to be sorry!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (EaQ6/)

548 519 Beats their chest, throws gumdrops around. Beats their chest some more thus leading to a complete disarray-on the ground-with gumdrops .


Huh. I'd hate to see what they do in the wild.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)


Same thing. That's why it is stereotypical.
Then there's the stuff I do when no one is looking (SWIDT? Tying it back to ace's post).

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (U+v0Q)

549 Joe to hobo:
"Heads, I win your gold tooth. Tails, you will blow me."

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (EzdLW)

550 The plan, as I recall it, was for you to get an
AR-15, keep the working car, and pick up a bus schedule for Heidi. What
happened to the plan?

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)



This is what happens when you don't stick to the plan.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

I know i know...Ok....Ima gonna have a talk with her as soon as she walks in the door. Well, I have to pick her up from work first....and detail the car.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (70cRb)

551 546 Afghanistan I believe.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (LiyEm)

552
I know i know...Ok....Ima gonna have a talk with her as soon as she walks in the door. Well, I have to pick her up from work first....and detail the car.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (70cRb)
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I'm afraid you've set the bar too high. Your case may be hopeless.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

553 And Weasel btw...shut up, I'm sick of hearing about Heidi Acres from her. In the middle of God know where.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (70cRb)

554 Democratic Party is so bereft of talent that they are encouraging this Methuselah to imagine he could be president.

For the sake of the country we should also encourage them in their delusion.

Posted by: Decaf at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (/3+Sg)

555 The plan, as I recall it, was for you to get an AR-15, keep the working car, and pick up a bus schedule for Heidi. What happened to the plan?
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)



Bwahahaha hahaha. A bus schedule? Hilarious. There'd be great stories from that. Like Heidi announcing Cannibal Bob was in the hospital bcz of a fall he took.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (U+v0Q)

556 553 And Weasel btw...shut up, I'm sick of hearing about Heidi Acres from her. In the middle of God know where.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (70cRb)
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HeidiAcres is the place to be!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (MVjcR)

557
What's Happening > Sanford and Son



Oh yeah? Well, Lamont was never caught taping a Doobie Brothers concert! Stick that in yer pipe and soke it, Rerun!

Posted by: Lamont fans at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (EzdLW)

558 No, that was some Iraqi child, or maybe she was an Afgan. But no, not like my girl. There was a dominant male goat that was a big as a pony with her. We were camped at the bottom of a dried riverbed. It was magic. Next time maybe I'll find that one out of the billions, and tell the world to go fuckitself. ha!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (EaQ6/)

559 LMAO! You guys...(ettes') this place.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (70cRb)

560 Joe Biden helps feed a man's addiction. Why does he hate black people?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (hUqh+)

561
I don't know how black women have the fortitude to deal with their hair everyday. My hair is just ordinarily wavy, and I have to arm wrestle it each morning. I can't imagine the time that is consumed just be dealing with the texture and the curl of a black woman's hair.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 12, 2018 04:06 PM (fD4nI)
___________________

OW!!!

HEY!!!!
*spins around,, does the splits*

This is about me, isn't it?

HEY!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (mPeei)

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How great was that.

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Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (ewxPW)

564 "here's a nickel"

"if you clean my pool i'll give you a whole quarter"

Posted by: joe momma at March 12, 2018 06:02 PM (9xzJW)

565 OK, this reminds me of something from the 2008 election cycle. The media looked into the charity giving of the four candidates. I recall that when the results didn't fit what they wanted, they quickly tried to hush it up (although that might just be my impression). The results were: McCain gave 33% of his income to charity, Palin gave 20% of her income to charity, Obama gave about 1% of his income to charity, and Biden gave something like $300 once about a dozen years prior. So, yeah, I'm skeptical of Biden suddenly having a charity moment.

Posted by: Jim S. at March 12, 2018 06:18 PM (ynUnH)

566 Looking through his change to see if he had a dime I assume.

Posted by: Melski at March 13, 2018 12:16 AM (bD2nl)

567 Do you think he really took his Granddaughter to the movie or was he going there to just kind hang out in the restroom? Maybe he was paying the homeless bloke 25 cents to meet him there?

Posted by: Melski at March 13, 2018 12:21 AM (bD2nl)

568 Robert Creamer does street theater.

Posted by: US Person at March 13, 2018 05:52 AM (B9V7e)

569 Now a liberal would see this as ... Biden talking to a homeless person.
A conservative such as myself sees this as Biden giving money to a voter that is going to vote for him in 2020.
Now a SANE thinking person thinking rationally can see this as an act of kindness, which personally I cant see him being that.
At this point I have no clue what is on his mind...maybe he is ready to drop the "F" bomb on him for being in his way...only bidden knows.

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