EMT 03/11/18

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, March 11, 2018. On this day in 1888 the Great Blizzard of 88 began along the eastern seaboard of the United States, shutting down commerce and killing more than 400 people. All these catastrophic storms are nothing new. The biggest difference is that far fewer people die because of them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

2 Chicago police boss blasts the civilian supervisory council and blames them for the increase in crime in the city.


http://tinyurl.com/ybyypfs6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

3 Trump going after fake news CNN and NBC again. And he really laid it on.


http://tinyurl.com/ybskhjox

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

4 Meanwhile Sessions is going after fake Democrat black robes who illegally kill Trump's orders.


http://tinyurl.com/y6wuorkc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

5 Judge rules Las Vegas police are charging far too excessive fees for Vegas shooter info. Question is, are they trying to stifle giving out info or are they just inventing a new tax? Since the info is not political I would go with 'new tax'.


http://tinyurl.com/ybed2hcz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

6 Second suit goes down on SJW cave in by big stores on gun control. A 20 year old in OR is suing Kroger for refusing to sell him shotgun shells. Now that one Kroger deserves to lose on because it is so stupid.


http://tinyurl.com/y8c5absd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

7 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 11, 2018 05:56 AM (e11dj)

8 Liberals are upset because the Trump administration will now enforce the law on the food stamp program unlike Obama who flaunted the law.


http://tinyurl.com/y6vn8yqo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

9 Wasn't sure Krak was getting up on the new time
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 05:57 AM (aC6Sd)

10 Sessions is doing some stuff behind the scenes. We find here that he is streamlining immigration court procedures to speed up hearings for illegals so that they are not 'automatically' released due to delays.


http://tinyurl.com/yaghofpc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

11 Obama is gone but his legacy lives on. Military PX stores are removing
high capacity magazines from the shelves now because BS PC.


http://tinyurl.com/y7ps4rm6


GD a 500 error

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

12 Ramirez (good one today)


http://tinyurl.com/y9vxwlk6


And that's it for today. Not much out there this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

13 Running on coffee right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 11, 2018 06:02 AM (0QYMt)

14 Five degrees this am. Weather service predicts snow for the next three days.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 11, 2018 06:02 AM (roQNm)

15
Arrrrgh. I was from the bed untimely ripped.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2018 06:05 AM (MuURQ)

16 Still trying to decide to get up or get my lost hour of sleep back

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 06:05 AM (aC6Sd)

17 14
Five degrees this am. Weather service predicts snow for the next three days.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 11, 2018 06:02 AM (roQNm)


Warm here this morning, but that is only because it is supposed to rain later on.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

18 Test

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:12 AM (/qEW2)

19 Proposals by the city's leading community organizations call for greater oversight by a seven-member civilian board called the Commission for Public Safety and Accountability, the Chicago Tribune reported.


To be honest, I'm not sure how that would help things, as opposed to say civilian patrols that would take up the slack. Sounds like cowardly liberal shits who would like to shackle police rather than actually protecting neighborhoods from the bad guys.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:12 AM (/qEW2)

20 This 500 error BS is getting real old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

21 I'm afraid to read the Sessions articles because I don't want to jinx anything, but thanks for the hope, Vic. I keep hoping that JackStraw will be proven right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:17 AM (/qEW2)

22 this red wall of text bs is getting old real fast.


ate my last comment, too.


*howard dean scream*

*waves arms*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 11, 2018 06:21 AM (e11dj)

23 I see Chicago is at 91 shot dead, but Baltimore isn't far behind at 47. Considering the size difference that's remarkable. Keep up the good work Baltimore. Aren't those cities gun free zones?

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 06:25 AM (Pv9V8)

24 Proposals by the city's leading community organizations call for greater oversight by a seven-member civilian board called the Commission for Public Safety and Accountability, the Chicago Tribune reported.


Honest, we're doing something. Would a 11 member civilian board be better? We can do that. Hell, it's only tax money.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

25 This 500 error BS is getting real old.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)


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Indeed. It's approaching unusability this morning.

I really think the pixy sysadmin needs to check the configuration of the new server. This only started happening *after* we got switched over.

Maybe it's some sort of timeout problem? The stack has "encoding" at the top, but also "sql" at the bottom.

So maybe it is sending some encoding related request to the database server and timing out because of misconfiguration. Maybe it's a version problem with the OS or database client software on the new server. Or did they install new blogger python scripts? Or even a new version of python and python db interfaces?

All differences between the old and new servers should be investigated.

Does Jeff Sessions have any IT experience? Maybe we need him to look into this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:30 AM (/qEW2)

26 Reporting in from lovely Prishtina, Kosovo. No time change here, bitches (not that I'm aware of, at least)!

One of my many duties here is overseeing chemical site storage inspections. Let's just say it's not to the same standard as the US. A Kosovar buys a factory abandoned by Serbs after the war, locks all the hazardous material in a leaky, rusting corrugated metal storage building, and then forgets about it. No idea what chemicals are there, no money to dispose of it (business or government). It's a mess.

Now imagine walking in, seeing rusting 55 gallon drums scattered everywhere oozing out who knows what toxins? Everyone's good on locking it up and posting warning signs, and plans are in place with local emergency crews on how to respond to major spills and fires, but actually proactively AVOIDING those incidents is a little tougher.

My new task is trying to work through the US embassy and EU for help in addressing the problem.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2018 06:30 AM (Q5TcZ)

27 500 server error. Ok what is this about? Is this site specific? Is this Russian Bots? Is this lsome new way to screen people like an LGF loyalty test?

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 06:30 AM (n13/j)

28 test post because I just got an error and don't know why

Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2018 06:35 AM (XQvuQ)

29 26 what could be more efficient than the EU?

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 06:37 AM (n13/j)

30 I see Chicago is at 91 shot dead, but Baltimore
isn't far behind at 47. Considering the size difference that's
remarkable. Keep up the good work Baltimore. Aren't those cities gun
free zones?


Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 06:25 AM (Pv9V

More like free fire zones.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 11, 2018 06:39 AM (0QYMt)

31 I had quoted vic at 4, not including the link or his name/hash, and a bit of snark and got an error message.

Sounds like there's a lot of that going around.

Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2018 06:40 AM (XQvuQ)

32 It seems to get the error when querying the comments. Ie. I've never gotten the error when just going to ace.mu.nu. So even though there's nothing wrong with the comment encodings per se, the query there causes problems.

Isolate the query and run it from the command line. It should be easy since this site is so primitive and text based. Get some more detailed error code from the database server. We just see an exception from python but not the actual error returned from the database.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:40 AM (/qEW2)

33 I see Chicago is at 91 shot dead, but Baltimore
isn't far behind at 47. Considering the size difference that's
remarkable. Keep up the good work Baltimore. Aren't those cities gun
free zones?


Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 06:25 AM (Pv9V

More like free fire zones.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Maybe more civilian supervisory council members. Hell, let's make everyone in Chicago a Junior Deputy!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

34 Server error..... where is Putin now, in his secret liar laughing because he can screw up Ace with his Bots. Or maybe Obama in his command post doing it, or just Hillary and her bottle kicking in.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 06:45 AM (Pv9V8)

35 Reminds me of that old Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner and the gremlin tearing up the airplane engine. We have a 500 error gremlin eating on the code.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

36 Ok I think I found it:

File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/MySQLdb/cursors.py", line 205, in execute
self.errorhandler(self, exc, value)
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/MySQLdb/connections.py", line 36, in defaulterrorhandler
raise errorclass, errorvalue
OperationalError: (2006, 'MySQL server has gone away')

This seems to be addressed by adding more memory or adjusting the MySql server timeout.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7942154/mysql-error-2006-mysql-server-has-gone-away




Can a cob please forward this to the sysadmins?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:47 AM (/qEW2)

37 Wow, Grimaldi, sounds like fun, not.

Hope you got adequate PPE !

Got a Portland cement plant anywhere nearby ?
Seen those used for that kind of disposal, burns hot enough to break down almost anything.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 11, 2018 06:50 AM (e11dj)

38 Or adjusting the maximum packet size.

I had the same problem but changeing max_allowed_packet in the my.ini/my.cnf file under [mysqld] made the trick.

add a line


max_allowed_packet=500M

now restart the MySQL service once you are done.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:50 AM (/qEW2)

39 29 26 what could be more efficient than the EU?
Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 06:37 AM

Discussions of EU bureaucracy aside, they've committed quite a lot of resources to helping Kosovo develop, they have funds and like environmental projects.

Kosovo also has an interesting constitutional policy where a set number of Parliament seats are reserved for minority groups (primarily ethnic Serbs). As many Serbs enclaves operate under control of both Serbia and Kosovo under a weird power sharing arrangement, many of the Serbs MPs are not very supportive of any laws helping Kosovo progress, letting them gum up the works.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2018 06:52 AM (Q5TcZ)

40 Or switch to Sybase, Oracle or MungoDB which is free.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:53 AM (/qEW2)

41 Morning horde! It's a balmy 31 F here. Basking I am.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 11, 2018 06:54 AM (3fxCO)

42 Just got the old 500 error at the bottom of the ont posting some math.

Speaking of the end of the ont, ahem, I guess we don't do emt is up any more.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 06:56 AM (ZCD4H)

43 37 Wow, Grimaldi, sounds like fun, not.

I thought of that, or I remember discussions of some portable system being sent to Syria to incinerate chemical weapons. Problem is, disposal is only half the problem. How do you safely ship dozens/hundreds of rusty, leaky chemical drums TO the incinerator site?

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2018 06:57 AM (Q5TcZ)

44 Ok, now that is weird.
I got the 500 error when I hit post for the above.
Back button and replayed the red wall.
Back button again and I'm at the main page.
Comments and my post is there.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 07:00 AM (ZCD4H)

45 The 500 error is gonna be really annoying when/if the books come up.

Although, the error message is a very nice shade of red.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 11, 2018 07:02 AM (0Ub6U)

46 Apparently this isn't a high availability site. There was no intensive testing done before the switchover to the new server. BTW was the database server also changed?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:05 AM (/qEW2)

47 Annnd I just got the red wall tapping on the 49 on my last post to refresh.

Call me when they get this fixed.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 07:05 AM (ZCD4H)

48 Its really a crap shoot if you get in or not

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 07:06 AM (aC6Sd)

49 Good Sunday Morning, horde.

On this day in 1970, Crosby, Stills, Nash Young released their first LP "Deja vu". It topped the pop album chart for one week and generated three Top 40 singles: "Woodstock", "Teach Your Children", and "Our House". In 2003, the album was ranked #147 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:06 AM (lwiT4)

50 39 ,. interesting. It is sad that these people can not rally around
anything other than ethnicity. I like most Americans forgot about
Kosovo a long time ago as the news cycle changed. I do remember that I
actually supported the intervention (Blair sold me) and I never hard
stronger arguments with fellow conservatives on any other subject.

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:06 AM (n13/j)

51 I'm getting the 500 just trying to get to the page not just posting

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 07:07 AM (aC6Sd)

52 Good morning all!

Posted by: TickledPink at March 11, 2018 07:07 AM (TL2pK)

53 Overpack drums ?

Getting it into the overpack drum could be dicey if it's degraded enough.

For a really bad situation, ever seen one of those jobs where instead of trying to clean up, they just vitrify the soil in-place with massive amounts of electricity ?
Just dig a pit, push building & contents into it, cover it up & vitrify the whole thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 11, 2018 07:08 AM (e11dj)

54 Good morning all!

Posted by: TickledPink


Hiya Pinkster !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2018 07:11 AM (WgpFt)

55 All your error belong to us.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:11 AM (ClrTw)

56 It is sad that these people can not rally around

anything other than ethnicity. I like most Americans forgot about

Kosovo a long time ago
=====================


My son was deployed to Kosovo for a year back in 2011, I think it was.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (lwiT4)

57 The primitiveness of this site used to be amusing, like a television with rabbit eared antennae that would go staticky and you'd smack it to get the picture back. But when the picture stops coming back it ceases to be amusing. Really bad this morning.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (/qEW2)

58 It is a pretty red color, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (e11dj)

59 I always figure the serbs had a point about the muzzies.

They did some spectacularly bad things when they tried to take Europe. The stole babies and women and in general did their usual "Religion of Peace" thing.

Frankly I think Clinton only went into Kosovo because the Saudis told him do it or else.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (ClrTw)

60 On this day in 1970, Crosby, Stills, Nash Young released their first LP
"Deja vu". It topped the pop album chart for one week and generated
three Top 40 singles:

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:06 AM (lwiT4)

I'm sure I got that album in my collection. Probably bought it at a music store that is now long gone. Like so many of the early stores at the local mall.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (Pv9V8)

61
Speaking of Crosby, Stills etc. notice how we never hear of Crosby spawn of Mellisa Etheridge? Kids would be around 30 years old by now. If they had an talent prolly would have heard something.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 07:15 AM (LOgQ4)

62 55 heh

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:16 AM (n13/j)

63 I'm sure I got that album in my collection.
=================


I have it too. Not sure if I got it at the vintage record store or if chavez gave it to me. Of course, I had my own back in the day. Sure wish I knew what happened to my albums.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:16 AM (lwiT4)

64 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (/qEW2)

Problem is that using this old and outdated software keeps the HQ from being indebted to those running the current "free" commenting systems.

And frankly, with all the ugliness and such I like that it's very simple and plain and Ace isn't beholden to any jack wagon liberal to keep the site running.

All that extra crap just makes the site load slower and doesn't had a damn thing to the conversation.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:16 AM (ClrTw)

65 Like so many of the early stores at the local mall.


Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (Pv9V

And now "Toys are us" fades into the sunset. Remember Walden Books....long gone.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:20 AM (Pv9V8)

66 "And frankly, with all the ugliness and such I like that it's very simple and plain and Ace isn't beholden to any jack wagon liberal to keep the site running.

All that extra crap just makes the site load slower and doesn't had a damn thing to the conversation.
Posted by: jakee308"


This, times a very large number.
If the occasional RSOD is the price of liberty, I'll keep paying it, no problem.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:21 AM (e11dj)

67 60
On this day in 1970, Crosby, Stills, Nash Young released their first LP

"Deja vu". It topped the pop album chart for one week and generated

three Top 40 singles:

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:06 AM (lwiT4)

I'm
sure I got that album in my collection. Probably bought it at a music
store that is now long gone. Like so many of the early stores at the
local mall.


Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (Pv9V

I have that album, bought it in CA long ago. Best album they ever made.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)

68 Thanks for the troubleshooting, guys. Passed on your tips.

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018 07:22 AM (RCS9o)

69 Error 500...now all my online commercials are in Spanish??? Must be the time change.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:23 AM (Pv9V8)

70 Thanks for the troubleshooting, guys. Passed on your tips.
Posted by: Krakatoa

Pixy says to turn your computer off and then back on. That fixes all computer problems.

/s

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

71 Good morning Vic -

I love listening to CSNY music. I hate listening to them preach their politics. Shut up and sing.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:24 AM (lwiT4)

72 Is the error browser specific?

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (RCS9o)

73 Grimaldi, nuke from space. There are plenty of good reasons.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (VW7vu)

74 71
Good morning Vic -

I love listening to CSNY music. I hate listening to them preach their politics. Shut up and sing.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:24 AM (lwiT4)

Good Morning grammie

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (mpXpK)

75 Is the error browser specific?

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (RCS9o)
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I'm on Firefox and get it sporadically. All in a clump, then not much at all.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (lwiT4)

76 72
Is the error browser specific?

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (RCS9o)

No

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

77 Meh. I prefer Jefferson Airplane's version of Wooden Ships. And Kantner co-wrote it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZiMHO8zO5U

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:26 AM (/qEW2)

78 Thanks for the troubleshooting, guys. Passed on your tips.

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018


If you could pass something else along... I sent an Amazon gift card to the AoS email mail address on... February 2nd and it hasn't been redeemed yet. Surely Ace could use something from Amazon.

I think I put my nic as John Doe/Acme

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 07:27 AM (LOgQ4)

79 "75 Is the error browser specific?

Posted by: Krakatoa at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (RCS9o)
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I'm on Firefox and get it sporadically. All in a clump, then not much at all.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (lwiT4)"


Same thing with Brave.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:27 AM (e11dj)

80 There's nothing like "Our House".


It's a very very very fine house.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:28 AM (lwiT4)

81
I'm on Firefox on Ubuntu OS. Same problem.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 07:28 AM (LOgQ4)

82 Frankly I think Clinton only went into Kosovo because the Saudis told him do it or else.


Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (ClrTw)
It was Blair's show, he lead Clinton. At least that is how I saw it. I think Blair's heart was the in the right place, the actual policy judgement is up to historians I guess. And no I don't mean these BS nouveau "humanties" SJW people, I mean REAL historians.

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:28 AM (n13/j)

83 Morning all

Killing time till I can come home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2018 07:30 AM (V+Su2)

84 Pale Moon as well. Sporadic errors.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 11, 2018 07:30 AM (N3JsI)

85 Pale Moon as well. Sporadic errors.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 11, 2018 07:30 AM (N3JsI)

I had a few Blue Moons last night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2018 07:30 AM (V+Su2)

86 49 ... grammie, I always preferred the first Crosby Stills and Nash album. Wooden Ships, Suite: Judy Blue Eyes and Guinevere (my favorite) among others. But then I never liked Neil Young.

Good morning, everyone. Time to put the percolator on the stove.

Posted by: JTB at March 11, 2018 07:31 AM (V+03K)

87 I'm on Firefox and get it sporadically. All in a clump, then not much at all.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:25 AM (lwiT4)

Same on Chrome. Morning GW.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 11, 2018 07:31 AM (0Ub6U)

88 Yeah, grammie, that tune always gets at least a smile here at Chateau D'Eez. Sometimes even a sing-along.

Even though we have two dogs in the yard ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:31 AM (e11dj)

89 My son was deployed to Kosovo for a year back in 2011, I think it was.


Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (lwiT4)
Thanks to him for his service.

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:32 AM (n13/j)

90 All that extra crap just makes the site load slower and doesn't had a damn thing to the conversation.
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What are you talking about?

facebook comments revolutionized hotair

Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2018 07:34 AM (XQvuQ)

91 Thanks to him for his service.


Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:32 AM (n13/j)
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No need to thank him. He went skiing a lot

Gotta get ready for church bbiab

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:35 AM (lwiT4)

92 >>>Is the error browser specific?

Speaking for myself, not sure. I'm on Explorer. I have Opera on my smartphone from which I occasionally post - never seen it there. Also Microsoft Edge which I don't use a lot. I'll see if I can get errors but this is one of those annoying sporadic problems.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:35 AM (/qEW2)

93 In the course of the day I need to watch Trump's speech yesterday in PA. Apparently, it was a stem winder.

Posted by: JTB at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (V+03K)

94 Meh. I prefer Jefferson Airplane's version of Wooden Ships. And Kantner co-wrote it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZiMHO8zO5U

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:26 AM (/qEW2)


Ides of March (best known for 'Vehicle') have an interesting version of 'Wooden Ships' -- with a horn section. It's surprising the number of people/groups who have covered that song.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (eaxB8)

95 Current Time: Mar 11, 2018 at 7:41:32 am

Sun Direction: 176- E

Sun Altitude: 1.67

Sun Distance: 92.345 million mi

Next Equinox: Mar 20, 2018 12:15 pm (Vernal)


Coffee and waiting for the earth to move closer or further from the sun, Sunday morning...could be doing something more important.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (Pv9V8)

96 Frankly I think Clinton only went into Kosovo because the Saudis told him do it or else.


Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM (ClrTw)
It was Blair's show, he lead Clinton. At least that is how I saw it. I think Blair's heart was the in the right place, the actual policy judgement is up to historians I guess. And no I don't mean these BS nouveau "humanties" SJW people, I mean REAL historians.
Posted by: quint

When I was there Kosovo was quiet. The Serbs spun it up for their own reasons. As far as strategy from outside, no one had any. It was the locals leading the west and the Russians like blind oxen

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2018 07:38 AM (MS0+a)

97 In the course of the day I need to watch Trump's speech yesterday in PA. Apparently, it was a stem winder.
Posted by: JTB at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (V+03K)

It was pretty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2018 07:38 AM (V+Su2)

98 There's nothing like "Our House".

It's a very very very fine house.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 11, 2018 07:28 AM (lwiT4)


========

Great song. But there's a catchy tune by Madness also called "Our House".

Warning - the video is kind of retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:39 AM (/qEW2)

99 In the course of the day I need to watch Trump's speech yesterday in PA. Apparently, it was a stem winder.
Posted by: JTB at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (V+03K)

It was pretty funny
Posted by: Nevergiveup

But, he used naughty words. I'm sure Shillary would not have used naughty words. And if she did, we wouldn't know due to the drunk slur she's got.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

100 64
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (/qEW2)

Problem
is that using this old and outdated software keeps the HQ from being
indebted to those running the current "free" commenting systems.

And
frankly, with all the ugliness and such I like that it's very simple
and plain and Ace isn't beholden to any jack wagon liberal to keep the
site running.

All that extra crap just makes the site load slower and doesn't had a damn thing to the conversation.


Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:16 AM (ClrTw)
I am with you there. No chance I would be posting here under fakebook, disquss or those other "free" sites/apps. Look at what happened to RedDeadState after they switched.
I like old school websites. There is a local pizza place, they dropped their regular website for fakebook. I can't imagine how much business they have lost for no good reason. If you are not on fakebook, you cant see their menu or phone number. What did it cost them to keep up a normal website? A few pizza orders a year?

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:40 AM (n13/j)

101 "93 In the course of the day I need to watch Trump's speech yesterday in PA. Apparently, it was a stem winder.
Posted by: JTB "

Yeah, same here.
From the pictures, the crowd was yuge.
Expect zero coverage in the Fake News.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:43 AM (e11dj)

102 I can't imagine how much business they have lost for no good reason. If you are not on fakebook, you cant see their menu or phone number. What did it cost them to keep up a normal website? A few pizza orders a year?
Posted by: quint

I like how my cell phone tracks me. If I go to a restaurant, it wants me to include a pic and a review. It did it the other day when I went to the Jewel grocery store.
Hey Gurgle! It's a frikkin grocery store.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)

103 9 I always figure the serbs had a point about the muzzies.

They did some spectacularly bad things when they tried to take Europe. The stole babies and women and in general did their usual "Religion of Peace" thing.

Frankly I think Clinton only went into Kosovo because the Saudis told him do it or else.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:14 AM

Weird. I always heard Clinton started the air campaign to distract from the Monica Lewinsky problem at the time. "The Blowjob that Birthed a Nation". The Kosovars certainly credit Bill more than Blair, considering the large statue of him overlooking Bill Klinton (sic) Blvd, one of the main thoroughfares through the capital.

As for being Muslim, that's obviously a rather touchy subject, but let's just say Kosovo is full of the moderate Muslims everyone says they want to see more of. Western dress, smoking, drinking and pork eating. While there are mosques (and several supporting nations are very interested in building more), the locals rarely attend. Mostly just holidays and such, much like many Christians in modern western nations. Many ISIS trained members come back to Kosovo, and are quickly turned in by friends and family because they like the taste of western freedom they have, and don't want violent extremists screwing it up.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2018 07:45 AM (Q5TcZ)

104 93 In the course of the day I need to watch Trump's speech yesterday in PA. Apparently, it was a stem winder.
Posted by: JTB "

"Keep America Great...ex-cla-ma-tion point!"

Not so funny in print but the way he said "exclamation point" was the funniest moment of the speech for me.

You just have to see it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2018 07:46 AM (Dn4Uq)

105 " local pizza place, they dropped their regular website for fakebook. I can't imagine how much business they have lost for no good reason. If you are not on fakebook, you cant see their menu or phone number. What did it cost them to keep up a normal website? A few pizza orders a year?
Posted by: quint "


No kidding. How much did they pay some neckbeard "consultant" for that good advice.

I'm'a go refill my coffee; this is kind of a "don't get me started" topic for me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:48 AM (e11dj)

106 HA! i just saw an ad on Velocity channel for the NYT. They show how the've had an article on how wymyns got troubles in different places in the world.
At the end ...

The truth will not be overlooked
The truth connects us.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:50 AM (8ikIW)

107 NYT forgot their other tagline,

WE will decide what is the truth

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)

108 As for being Muslim, that's obviously a rather touchy subject, but let's just say Kosovo is full of the moderate Muslims everyone says they want to see more of. Western dress, smoking, drinking and pork eating. While there are mosques (and several supporting nations are very interested in building more), the locals rarely attend. Mostly just holidays and such, much like many Christians in modern western nations. Many ISIS trained members come back to Kosovo, and are quickly turned in by friends and family because they like the taste of western freedom they have, and don't want violent extremists screwing it up.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2018 07:45 AM (Q5TcZ)

I used to work with a young woman from there. Muslim but you'd never guess it.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 11, 2018 07:52 AM (nBr1j)

109 93 The "acting presidential" skit was funny

Posted by: Roscoe at March 11, 2018 07:54 AM (tqwE0)

110 "The truth will not be overlooked
The truth connects us.
Posted by: Bruce "


Actually, those are true words, but I suspect that what the NYT considers "truth" and what I mean by truth are worlds apart. Literally !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:54 AM (e11dj)

111 Ides of March (best known for 'Vehicle') have an interesting version of 'Wooden Ships' -- with a horn section. It's surprising the number of people/groups who have covered that song.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 07:37 AM (eaxB


========

Nice. I'm starting to think that the tune's simplicity makes it easy for people to improvise and riff on it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:54 AM (/qEW2)

112 "I like how my cell phone tracks me. If I go to a restaurant, it wants me to include a pic and a review. It did it the other day when I went to the Jewel grocery store. "


Biggest reason I'm keeping my old Motorola flip phone until it disintegrates.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:55 AM (e11dj)

113 Morning all.

Perused the ONT and read about Tickled Pink's dick pic woes. How is it that I have avoided this drama? Should I feel slighted?

Not an invitation to send pics, Yankee Fifth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 07:57 AM (qJtVm)

114 like how my cell phone tracks me. If I go to a
restaurant, it wants me to include a pic and a review. It did it the
other day when I went to the Jewel grocery store.

Hey Gurgle! It's a frikkin grocery store.

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)
Many seem to like it lol. I can't remember the last time I went to a restaurant/bar and the other patrons were not taking pictures of their food. No joke here. Recently, I was at the register of a grocery store and the couple behind me were taking cell phone pics of their groceries on the conveyor belt. I am guessing it was some sort of "before" pic, prior to making dinner, who knows anymore?

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:58 AM (n13/j)

115 Time for me to get my soft white behind out of bed.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 11, 2018 07:58 AM (nBr1j)

116 Good morning, Horde! Was I supposed to change my clocks? I'll have to put that on my "to do" list.

Meanwhile, SpaceX posted a lovely highlight video of last month's Falcon Heavy launch. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0FZIwabctw

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 07:58 AM (sdi6R)

117 http://bit.ly/2Fxb8xL
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BUSTED: Random 'Steelworker'Making the Rounds for PA Democrat Lamb IS A TOP UNION OFFICIAL (VIDEO)
------------
YAAAA DON'T SAAAAY

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 07:59 AM (y3aQB)

118 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2018 08:00 AM (KCxzN)

119 Maybe it's some sort of timeout problem? The stack has "encoding" at the top, but also "sql" at the bottom.
So maybe it is sending some encoding related request to the database server and timing out because of misconfiguration. Maybe it's a version problem with the OS or database client software on the new server. Or did they install new blogger python scripts? Or even a new version of python and python db interfaces?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:30 AM
~~~~~~

Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2018 08:00 AM (HiDrR)

120 Jackson Browne.

Isn't he the one who went a lil handsy with his wife, whatsherface from Kill Bill?

Posted by: Drider at March 11, 2018 08:01 AM (HdKKm)

121 I am guessing it was some sort of "before" pic, prior to making dinner, who knows anymore?

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 07:58 AM (n13/j)


I'm thinking not. My guess would be more narcissism than anything else. 'See where we are now?' How could they update their Farcebook page without such selfies glorifying the mundane in their lives?

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:03 AM (eaxB8)

122 >>>but let's just say Kosovo is full of the moderate Muslims everyone says they want to see more of. Western dress, smoking, drinking and pork eating.


If most Muslims were like Shah Reza Pahlavi or his daddy, 99% of the world's stupid Muzzie problems wouldn't exist. We could let them emigrate here or trade with their countries without the concerns we have now.

The Shah's father dragged Iran kicking and screaming into the 20th century. The revolution was mostly a reaction to him trying to complete the task.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 08:06 AM (/qEW2)

123 http://nyp.st/2DjgmLI
-----------
I'm a gay New Yorker - and I'm coming out as a conservative
------------
The "very tolerant" Left agin on display

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 08:07 AM (y3aQB)

124 I see Chicago is at 91 shot dead, but Baltimore isn't far behind at 47. Considering the size difference that's remarkable. Keep up the good work Baltimore. Aren't those cities gun free zones?

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2018 06:25 AM (Pv9V



Well I'm sure after Baltimore sends several thousands school kids on buses to an anti-gun rally the violence will just disappear

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:09 AM (SiINZ)

125 Isn't he the one who went a lil handsy with his wife, whatsherface from Kill Bill?

Posted by: Drider at March 11, 2018 08:01 AM (HdKKm)


I don't think so. One wife committed suicide (Phyllis Major), OD'ing on sleeping pills. But Browne did get into a bar fight over Major when he first me her. He lost the fight but got the girl.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:09 AM (eaxB8)

126 64 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 07:12 AM (/qEW2)

Problem is that using this old and outdated software keeps the HQ from being indebted to those running the current "free" commenting systems.

And frankly, with all the ugliness and such I like that it's very simple and plain and Ace isn't beholden to any jack wagon liberal to keep the site running.

All that extra crap just makes the site load slower and doesn't had a damn thing to the conversation.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2018 07:16 AM (ClrTw)


^^This. I like the commenting system here, and am used to it. It mostly works fine; we're just going through a bumpy patch lately.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:10 AM (sdi6R)

127 Jackson Browne.

Isn't he the one who went a lil handsy with his wife, whatsherface from Kill Bill?

Posted by: Drider at March 11, 2018 08:01 AM (HdKKm)



No, Lillian wrote the cat murder mystery stories.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 08:11 AM (/qEW2)

128 It mostly works fine; we're just going through a bumpy patch lately.
Posted by: rickl

Yeah, I had to do that this morning on the boss to get rid of the Oreo crumbs.

...Huma...

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

129 Wait? Tickled Pink was getting unsolicited dick pictures (Although honestly I can imagine unless you were some randy gay man why you'd solicit dick pics; Most women don't want that) This happens to people if they sign up on dating sites? I'm tired enough of getting spam e-mails about "hot women just want sex now" which I certainly didn't solicit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 08:12 AM (8+Ozj)

130 Jackson Browne.

Isn't he the one who went a lil handsy with his wife, whatsherface from Kill Bill?

Posted by: Drider at March 11, 2018 08:01 AM (HdKKm)



I think that was Darryl Hannah. He used to hit her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:13 AM (SiINZ)

131 129-Can't imagine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 08:14 AM (8+Ozj)

132 Wonder how much time is spent in front of a mirror practicing one's mugshots for the endless selfies ? They all have their goto "face" when mugging for the camera

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2018 08:15 AM (VWsDy)

133 >>> I'm tired enough of getting spam e-mails about "hot women just want sex now" which I certainly didn't solicit.

Some hot women can't help themselves. Especially if you share your credit card information.

Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2018 08:15 AM (cHbmY)

134 I have never taken a selfie; I don't even know how to use the camera on my antiquated cell phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 08:17 AM (8+Ozj)

135 Speaking of Crosby, Stills etc. notice how we never hear of Crosby spawn
of Mellisa Etheridge? Kids would be around 30 years old by now. If they
had an talent prolly would have heard something.
=============

The NYT says her oldest is a senior at Columbia, so maybe not a singer but obviously smart.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:17 AM (rBnYq)

136 I'm'a go refill my coffee; this is kind of a "don't get me started" topic for me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 07:48 AM (e11dj)
I have those at times

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 08:18 AM (n13/j)

137
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

Posted by: Bawana Dik at March 11, 2018 08:18 AM (UdKB7)

138 Isn't he the one who went a lil handsy with his wife, whatsherface from Kill Bill?

Posted by: Drider at March 11, 2018 08:01 AM (HdKKm)



I think that was Darryl Hannah. He used to hit her
__________________

Yeah, he supposedly smacked around the blond chick in Splash (Darryl Hannah), not the blond chick in Kill Bill (Uma Thurman).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:18 AM (fqUgw)

139 I think that was Darryl Hannah. He used to hit her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:13 AM (SiINZ)
========================

Whoa-- wasn't that a claim made by Haannah when she was in a palimony suit against him? Was there ever any evidence?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:19 AM (rBnYq)

140 18 Test
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 06:12 AM (/qEW2)

Not received

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2018 08:20 AM (BtQd4)

141 The "very tolerant" Left agin on display

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 08:07 AM (y3aQB)


Doesn't give me much hope. People like this and AtC are a rare breed. Most people like to wield power and feel self pity and ethics gets dropped on the floor. Hence "Bake me a cake or I will destroy you!!!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 08:20 AM (/qEW2)

142 Server error, cherry pie and pythons.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:25 AM (SiINZ)

143 we're just going through a bumpy patch lately.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:10 AM (sdi6R)


So you're saying we're married to the HQ, huh? Okay, I'll buy that.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:26 AM (eaxB8)

144 Server error, cherry pie and pythons...

Oh my!

Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2018 08:28 AM (cHbmY)

145 http://nyp.st/2DjgmLI
-----------
I'm a gay New Yorker - and I'm coming out as a conservative
------------
The "very tolerant" Left agin on display

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 08:07 AM (y3aQB)



It's a cult and when you have an idea different from the cult they will turn on you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:28 AM (SiINZ)

146
"Deja Vu" is CSN's second album, and it had Neil Young'

Their first album, "Crosby, Stills & Nash" was released in May of '69.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:29 AM (VM6ev)

147 I have never taken a selfie; I don't even know how to use the camera on my antiquated cell phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 08:17 AM (8+Ozj)


On the main screen there should be a camera app. Or maybe it got moved to another (swipe right, like tinder). But you might think twice about selfies. JLaw and the fappening and all that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 11, 2018 08:29 AM (/qEW2)

148 I'm thinking not. My guess would be more narcissism
than anything else. 'See where we are now?' How could they update
their Farcebook page without such selfies glorifying the mundane in
their lives?

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:03 AM (eaxBThe narcissism is strong for sure. Farcebook I will stay with Fakebook but that is a strong competitor. But yes, remember back in the day when people ate their food rather than bother others by bragging about the fact they were about to eat food or do some other ordinary thing in life? Good Times.

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (n13/j)

149
The SQL is gone
The SQL has gone away

Posted by: BB Hamster at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (UdKB7)

150 So everyone was getting Code 500 Errors, and all I got was a rock.


Till I just now got an error code.


I feel.....completed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (EyPfd)

151 "Bake me a cake or I will destroy you!!!"

I need to use this line more often. It might work!

Somebody bake me a coconut cake, HQ worms! *whip crack*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (qJtVm)

152
Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?

That don't sound right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (VM6ev)

153 The NYT says her oldest is a senior at Columbia, so maybe not a singer but obviously smart.
____________________

You don't have to be smart to get into Columbia, as Obama proved.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:31 AM (fqUgw)

154

Morning, wild and crazy morons!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Up Range at March 11, 2018 08:31 AM (qul7b)

155 Leftism through starting with the French revolution means you have to prove your more Leftist than the next guy. So turning on other lesser Leftists does that.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:31 AM (aC6Sd)

156 I take selfies of the inside of my pocket. They are very dark.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:31 AM (UdKB7)

157 151 "Bake me a cake or I will destroy you!!!"

I need to use this line more often. It might work!

Somebody bake me a coconut cake, HQ worms! *whip crack*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (qJtVm)


My coconut cake arrives in 11.5 weeks....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:32 AM (VM6ev)

158 'Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?'

Oh my did he eat it?

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:33 AM (UdKB7)

159 The SQL is gone
The SQL has gone away

Posted by: BB Hamster at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (UdKB7)


Okay, we can all stop commenting now -- the internet's been won. LOL!

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:33 AM (eaxB8)

160 153
You don't have to be smart to get into Columbia, as Obama proved.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:31 AM (fqUgw)


Being a commie helps.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:33 AM (sdi6R)

161 152


Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?



That don't sound right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (VM6ev)


Especially since she is gay and has had a female squeeze for a long time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

162 Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?

That don't sound right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Acme Turkey Baster (tm)

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 08:35 AM (LOgQ4)

163 Someday Barak's college records will come to light, probably with foreign payments, and Leftist studies that he never completed but graduated anyway.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:36 AM (aC6Sd)

164 162 Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?

That don't sound right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Acme Turkey Baster (tm)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 08:35 AM (LOgQ4)


Suite Judy Blue Thighs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:36 AM (VM6ev)

165 " 162 Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?

That don't sound right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

Were hand babies involved?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2018 08:37 AM (EyPfd)

166 Yeah, that gay New Yorker story was interesting.
All he did was write a straight story instead of a hit piece.

Real case of "never be the first to stop clapping".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 08:37 AM (e11dj)

167 134 I have never taken a selfie; I don't even know how to use the camera on my antiquated cell phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 08:17 AM (8+Ozj)
I am in the rarified club too. I can use the camera, but won't be taking a selfie. If anyone is interested, here is a pretty funny Norm Macdonald bit that mentions this subject. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 08:38 AM (n13/j)

168 It is truly amazing the left has so much discipline, that none (!)Bobama's college records from Occidental, Columbia or Harvard have ever been revealed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:39 AM (rBnYq)

169 163 Someday Barak's college records will come to light, probably with foreign payments, and Leftist studies that he never completed but graduated anyway.
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:36 AM (aC6Sd)


Yes, I've always thought the reason for secrecy had more to do with the courses he took than his grades. Courses like Marxist Economics and Anti-Colonial Studies would have turned off some voters.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:39 AM (sdi6R)

170 J.J., I missed an opportunity on the Obama Netflix thread.

It should have been "Pinko Lady and JEF".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:39 AM (qJtVm)

171 I don't have a cell phone. I always carry a couple of quarters in my pocket in case I need to make an emergency call on a pay phone.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:41 AM (sdi6R)

172 Especially since she is gay and has had a female squeeze for a long time.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)
---
No, the curious part is that she is also friends with Brad Pitt and yet chose Crosby to "donate". Because of his musical talent.

Heck, you can always give a kid guitar lessons, but...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:42 AM (qJtVm)

173 Hopefully I don't get that stupid error message, just wanted say good morning and hope everyone has a blessed day. Gloomy cloudy day here so I'm just staying in, catch up on some housework and then probably throw a few pieces of jewelry together. Working on ankle bracelets now. With spring coming I thought what better time?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2018 08:42 AM (dUJdY)

174

For those of you without cell phones, how do you watch pron in elevators, school board meetings or dentist waiting rooms?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Up Range at March 11, 2018 08:43 AM (qul7b)

175 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2018 08:43 AM (hyuyC)

176 On the college records things didnt they classify Hills thesis about communism? And then there was the idiot GW Bush bad grad school grades that ended up being better than that genius Kerry.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2018 08:43 AM (BtQd4)

177 Miss me yet?

...Sonobi...

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2018 08:43 AM (8ikIW)

178 Real case of "never be the first to stop clapping".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 11, 2018 08:37 AM (e11dj)




Brett Favre with a WTF look on his face over Bruce Jenner: Tell me about it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:43 AM (SiINZ)

179 Have yall seen the pics from the World Naked Bike Ride in Sao Paulo? I have to say that DWS looks a lot better naked than I expected.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:45 AM (UdKB7)

180 Having a small non smart phone is a slight handicap but I survive anyway.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:45 AM (aC6Sd)

181 Check

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 08:45 AM (ZCD4H)

182 170 J.J., I missed an opportunity on the Obama Netflix thread.

It should have been "Pinko Lady and JEF".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:39 AM (qJtVm)


Believe it or not, someone had that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:45 AM (VM6ev)

183 DM reports that there has been another "Asian" (i.e. imported muslims) gang grooming and raping little girls in Britain. This one was operating out of Telford, Shropshire, and it was particularly vicious. They burned down the home of one of the girls they'd impregnated (at 14), killing her, her mother, and her sister, apparently as a warning to the other victims not to talk.

As in the Rotherdam situation, local police and social workers were informed that this evil shit was going on, but did nothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:46 AM (fqUgw)

184 Yes, I've always thought the reason for secrecy had more to do with the
courses he took than his grades. Courses like Marxist Economics and
Anti-Colonial Studies would have turned off some voters.
==========================

I always wondered exactly how many course he really even took. When he was supposedly going to Columbia, for example, he lived on 94th street, practically at 1st Avenue.

How do you get to Columbia from there? It would take forever. I bet he hardly ever showed up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (rBnYq)

185 Yes, I've always thought the reason for secrecy had more to do with the courses he took than his grades. Courses like Marxist Economics and Anti-Colonial Studies would have turned off some voters.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:39 AM

I figure his school records show he was a foreign student.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (2NqXo)

186 ^^This. I like the commenting system here, and am used to it. It mostly works fine; we're just going through a bumpy patch lately.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 08:10 AM (sdi6R)

Just believe in Pixy and all will be well in #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 11, 2018 08:48 AM (gwPgz)

187 Jewells45

Good morning. Hope you have no drama and protection at work.

All that wind we had last week stove two shed doors in and moved the shed off of its foundation. So I got that to fix. Yea me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2018 08:48 AM (hyuyC)

188 As in the Rotherdam situation, local police and social workers were informed that this evil shit was going on, but did nothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:46 AM (fqUgw)



Well that would have been Islamaphobic which is a far worse crime than rape, murder and arson. They should tell the Limeys that they aren't "Asians" but Irish Catholics. They never had any issues with slaughtering us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:48 AM (SiINZ)

189 Have yall seen the pics from the World Naked Bike Ride in Sao Paulo? I have to say that DWS looks a lot better naked than I expected.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:45 AM (UdKB7)



Debbie Whatshername Schultz naked?!?! NNNOOOOO!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:49 AM (SiINZ)

190 Lots of class mates ( Wayne Allen Root I think was one) report never seeing the guy, thats why I suspect he never showed up but got passing grades anyway.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:50 AM (aC6Sd)

191 183 DM reports that there has been another "Asian" (i.e. imported muslims) gang grooming and raping little girls in Britain. This one was operating out of Telford, Shropshire, and it was particularly vicious. They burned down the home of one of the girls they'd impregnated (at 14), killing her, her mother, and her sister, apparently as a warning to the other victims not to talk.

As in the Rotherdam situation, local police and social workers were informed that this evil shit was going on, but did nothing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 08:46 AM (fqUgw)


I just read this at Breitbart. And almost as sickening is the British police warning not to post the truth about this on social media or else face arrest.

Fuck England.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:50 AM (VM6ev)

192 "thats why I suspect he never showed up but got passing grades anyway"

He might have been under the instructors desk.
Working on his grades.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2018 08:51 AM (EyPfd)

193 I live in a hilly area of western MA and only ATT works here, in a limited manner. I have a go phone, $25 for 90 days. No camera in phone.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2018 08:51 AM (VWsDy)

194 Check sat teej.

Need a bass boat for your fishing needs? Look at the ONT.

I imagine the wife conveys for less money than the boat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2018 08:51 AM (hyuyC)

195 I like bike riding and do not have padded riding shorts but then I don't go on long treks, but there are reasons they are made.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (aC6Sd)

196 "Debbie Whatshername Schultz naked?!?! NNNOOOOO!!!"

Take a gander. If you dare:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6nvggf

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (UdKB7)

197 I figure his school records show he was a foreign student.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (2NqXo)


That's my guess, too. Goes along with the book cover dust jacket claiming he was a Kenyan. Barry was a foreign national when it was useful to him. Running for president of the US? Not so much.

Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (eaxB8)

198 Salena Zito has a good column in the Washington Examiner.


Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (0QYMt)

199 I figure his school records show he was a foreign student.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (2NqXo)
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That's what I figure. He probably got preferential admission for being an exotic, plus financial aid.

When the lefties laugh at the right for questioning his citizenship and general American-ness, I counter that it was Obama who was passing himself off as Kenyan-born.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:53 AM (qJtVm)

200 184 Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (rBnYq)

A very dear friend and classmate, who was the salutatorian of my high school class, went to Harvard and then Harvard law and would have been there at the same time as Obama.

She was brilliant and also an editor at both the Crimson and later the Harvard Law Review. Sadly, she passed away in 1998 after an 11 year battle with brain cancer. I do not know what her politics were, though it would be fair to assume liberal considering our background.

That said, I wonder what her take on him would've been?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:55 AM (VM6ev)

201 Wait, David Crosby had a kid by Melissa Etheridge?
That don't sound right.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Acme Turkey Baster (tm)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 11, 2018 08:35 AM (LOgQ4)

Yup....he donated his essence to the idiots.

Why would anyone want David Crosby's essence is beyond me. No hobos around?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2018 08:55 AM (EoRCO)

202 NaCly it was very windy here as well. I think it was Wednesday or Thursday it was just awful. I think the week ahead will be fine but can't wait to find out what my boss says when he finds out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2018 08:55 AM (dUJdY)

203
I figure his school records show he was a foreign student.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2018 08:47 AM (2NqXo)
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Well, we know he listed himself as Kenyan in his author profile, when he "wrote" his first book.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 08:56 AM (rBnYq)

204
Ha ha. That is not DWS, although there is a minor resemblance. I would actually hit it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:56 AM (VM6ev)

205 I saw that NaCly.
He's asking more than my house is appraised at.
Of course my house is a dump but...

Been thinking about getting a two man rubber raft for fishing out of.
Be okay for fishing Melvern on the calmer days, that lake has I think two of those per year, and had a blast fishing the strip pits out of one in the late 70's.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 08:57 AM (ZCD4H)

206 I just read this at Breitbart. And almost as sickening is the British police warning not to post the truth about this on social media or else face arrest.

Fuck England.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 08:50 AM (VM6ev)


Reporting the crime is the only crime in Limey land. National suicide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2018 08:57 AM (SiINZ)

207 Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (UdKB7)
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Freddie Mercury would be soo proud

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 08:57 AM (y3aQB)

208 Scattershooting while thinking about Rodney Dangerfield and Jackie Mason having a child

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2018 08:58 AM (VWsDy)

209 books

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 08:59 AM (mpXpK)

210 teej

High winds pushed a guy in float gear off his boat on Tuttle last Sunday. They found his body 4 days later.

I'd want something with a keel and good stability.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2018 09:00 AM (hyuyC)

211 Sadly, she passed away in 1998 after an 11 year battle with brain
cancer. I do not know what her politics were, though it would be fair to
assume liberal considering our background.



That said, I wonder what her take on him would've been?
================


Is it my imagination, or is brain cancer more prevalent these days? I certainly hear more frequently of cases.

That aside, most reminisces I've read say he was very social, and had lots of friends. The few politicians I know are like that, so my uneducated bet is he was pretty charismatic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 09:00 AM (rBnYq)

212 207 Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 08:52 AM (UdKB7)
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Freddie Mercury would be soo proud
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 08:57 AM (y3aQB)


True story. I was the program director at my college radio station at about the time the Queen album "Jazz" was released. The album came with a poster featuring at least a couple dozen very hot, voluptuous women wearing nothing but bike helmets and sneakers seated on bicycles, as if waiting to start a race (the album featured the song "Bicycle Race"). Anyway, as part of a promotion, Elektra Records was raffling off the seats from the bikes because, in the words of the company they were rented from, the seats had been "soiled."

Sadly, I didn't win one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 09:01 AM (VM6ev)

213 211 That aside, most reminisces I've read say he was very social, and had lots of friends. The few politicians I know are like that, so my uneducated bet is he was pretty charismatic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 09:00 AM (rBnYq)


I'd be more interested in his so-called achievements, which have been lied about and covered up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 09:02 AM (VM6ev)

214
I just read this at Breitbart. And almost as sickening is the British police warning not to post the truth about this on social media or else face arrest.

Fuck England.
____________________

Yes, the British governments (both national and local) have been actively aiding and abetting this shit, first by importing these loathsome cretins into their society, then by letting them live on the dole for decades so that they have plenty of free time to rape local kiddies, then by turning a blind eye when locals cried out for help, then by shaming and blaming any actual citizens who dared to express outrage over the muzzies' vile crimes.

You have to wonder how many more places in Britain this kind of thing has been going on. And how long are British men going to act like cowardly p*ssies and continue to put up with the literal rape and pillaging of their country by their muslim "guests."

Winston Churchill must be spinning in his grave in rage and shame at his fellow countrymen.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2018 09:03 AM (fqUgw)

215 Sadly, I didn't win one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 09:01 AM (VM6ev)
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HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 09:03 AM (y3aQB)

216 Yeah, heard about the drowning when they were still searching for him.

You noticed I did say calm days.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2018 09:04 AM (ZCD4H)

217 I have that album and poster JJ.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:04 AM (UdKB7)

218 Believe J.J. I had the Jazz Album.

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 09:05 AM (y3aQB)

219 Queen was just in another universe musically. or as Kip Winger from Winger said, Queen is in a class all by it self & then there is every other band

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 09:06 AM (y3aQB)

220 that's a great poster. I just found it with one quick search.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 09:07 AM (rBnYq)

221 And while I was never a program director I did a stint as a college radio DJ. Usually late night. I remember getting a promo record for FZ's "I Don't Wanna Get Drafted" and playing it once. I was asked to not do that again and keep the record, but lost it a long time ago.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:07 AM (UdKB7)

222 FWIW, I think if Ticked Pink of anyone else hates the human race, it's probably helpful-if they or we can-to unplug from social media, TV and not use a cell phone for a week (except for work rated things) and get away to the beach or someplace restful. Too much looking at TV tends to make us p participate in love triangles, murders and car chases, in addition to bad news which is adrenaline producing and stress maximizing. Without it we can hopefully restore and breathe and feel joy.

We are doing a Lenten study about giving things up. Next week it is cell phones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 09:08 AM (8+Ozj)

223 222-"We" meaning some people in the church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2018 09:08 AM (8+Ozj)

224 Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:07 AM (UdKB7)
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You imagine the SJW's heads exploding from FZ's music & lyrics ?? hahaha

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 09:09 AM (y3aQB)

225 151 "Bake me a cake or I will destroy you!!!"

I need to use this line more often. It might work!

Somebody bake me a coconut cake, HQ worms! *whip crack*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (qJtVm)

Sure, but first...

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 11, 2018 09:09 AM (NWiLs)

226 Lots of class mates ( Wayne Allen Root I think was one) report never seeing the guy, thats why I suspect he never showed up but got passing grades anyway.
Posted by: Skip

Wayne Allen Root was a political science major, just like Fredo, in fact they were in the same graduating class. He never saw Toonces in any class or any organization. Odd that.

I figured he was foreign and most of his classes were of the Racism and Anti-Colonialism Gender Studies variety. If he ever took an economics course, it was Marxist economic thought. Earning and Profit ratios.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 11, 2018 09:13 AM (+Tibp)

227 For those interested, here's a picture of Jackson Browne playing with Linda Ronstadt and the Eagles, from back in the day. I believe Glenn Frey lived in Browne's house around this time, and the Eagles often played as Ronstadt's backing band.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9v82sw9

Posted by: Huck Follywood, ready for my dog hike now, Mr. DeMille at March 11, 2018 09:13 AM (rBnYq)

228 http://bit.ly/2DjWHv4
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FZ He's So Gay/Bobby Brown

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 09:14 AM (y3aQB)

229
Isn't FZ's "Bobby Brown" really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 09:16 AM (VM6ev)

230 'Posted by: DeploraBOT'

I do often wonder what Frank would have to say about current events. He was not afraid of anyone.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:17 AM (UdKB7)

231 Off to my second St. Patrick's Day parade this Irish History Month. Then a beer racket at the local VFW, and off to a friend's for the traditional American celebratory meal of corned beef and cabbage.

All in preparation for the headliner celebrations next weekend, because it's always best to approach these things in a gradual, systematic manner.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 11, 2018 09:17 AM (HiDrR)

232 The libertarians could have done some real damage last election if they put up a Wayne Allyn Root type. Instead they put up that clown show.

Posted by: quint at March 11, 2018 09:19 AM (n13/j)

233 229
Isn't FZ's "Bobby Brown" really the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2018 09:16 AM (VM6ev)

The Story of O

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2018 09:27 AM (VWsDy)

234 Linda Ronstadt was smoking hot back in the day. Sigh.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 09:27 AM (sdi6R)

235 I'm having to get my Giant Robot fix by watching "Johnny Sokko's Flying Robot". That thing is awesome.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:29 AM (UdKB7)

236 151 "Bake me a cake or I will destroy you!!!"

I need to use this line more often. It might work!

Somebody bake me a coconut cake, HQ worms! *whip crack*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 08:30 AM (qJtVm)


Yes'm. Baking the cake, boss.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 09:29 AM (sdi6R)

237 One cool thing about this show is that they let little kids have guns and jet packs.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:41 AM (UdKB7)

238 Yes'm. Baking the cake, boss.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2018 09:29 AM (sdi6R)
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See? This guy gets it.

You can lick the spoon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 11, 2018 09:50 AM (qJtVm)

239 Well so much for the tank farm. All in a day's work for a giant flying robot with missile fingers.

Posted by: fraeked at March 11, 2018 09:51 AM (UdKB7)

240 184 Yes, I've always thought the reason for secrecy had more to do with the
courses he took than his grades. Courses like Marxist Economics and
Anti-Colonial Studies would have turned off some voters.
==========================

I always wondered exactly how many course he really even took. When he was supposedly going to Columbia, for example, he lived on 94th street, practically at 1st Avenue.

How do you get to Columbia from there? It would take forever. I bet he hardly ever showed up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

He was a weatherman, the school was a convenient and willing cover. Nothing more.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2018 10:15 AM (MS0+a)

241 (233) Bobby had a car; Barry bums rides for favors. Special favors. Otherwise, yeah maybe.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 11, 2018 11:46 AM (RuIsu)

242 http://bit.ly/2FuJcPd
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United Steelworkers' Leo Gerard: Members Won't Forget What Trump Did, He Stopped Wealth Transfer

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 11, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

243 Military PX stores are removing
high capacity magazines from the shelves now because BS PC.

http://tinyurl.com/y7ps4rm6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

The military Exchange is flat out lying. There's no gap between product lines. Some of the firearms sold there come with the 30 round magazines, so the product on the shelf IS original equipment.

Second, and I posted this yesterday, soldiers buy those mags in order to take them on deployment. Now they will have to find a gun shop off post in order to buy them.


Posted by: Bill R. at March 11, 2018 12:16 PM (IuYIh)

244 Florida Morons, please consider Jay Fant, R-Jacksonville for AG. He is strong 2a supporter does not support the FL legislation that was just passed. He believes the new laws are unconstitutional on their face.

He believes statements like "Take them now and worry about due process later..." are very disturbing.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 11, 2018 01:27 PM (r9UYA)

245 The NYT says her oldest is a senior at Columbia, so maybe not a singer but obviously smart.

You said Columbia, so maybe not so smart

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