Genuine Shocker: The Washington Post Reports That Keith Ellison Has Been Lying About His Support of Louis Farrakhan

The shock is not that Ellison has been lying about his close association with Calypso Richard Spencer, but that the Washington Post actually reported on it.

Safe link to John Sexton. Also from John Sexton, Iran-friendly Obama confidante Valerie Jarrett says that meeting with the anti-semite Louis Farrakhan is no different than meeting with the Koch brothers.

Today the View discussed the ongoing controversy over Women's March co-founder Tamika Mallory’s fondness for anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan. For the most part, everyone seemed to be in agreement that Farrakhan was a genuine anti-Semite (and anti-white racist) and that people who claim to be social justice leaders probably shouldn’t be hanging out with him. There was one note of dissent, however. The guest for this segment was former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett who suggested that sometimes, as a leader, you need to meet with people who you strongly disagree with...

"Now you work with people all the time with whom you disagree. Goodness knows I met with the Koch brothers when we were working on criminal justice or Rupert Murdoch when we were working on immigration reform. But you have to, if you want to lead an inclusive movement, you have to be clear about hate. And you have to be against it every single time."

But Keith Ellison and Tamika Mallory are not "against it," it being Louis Farrakhan and his anti-semitism and anti-white racism. (I list that one second because, let's face it, Polite Society has decided that anti-white racism isn't racism, just "resistance.") They're big fans of Farrakhan, and praise and elevate him.

Video at the link.

Posted by: Ace at 05:17 PM




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1 A shocking twist!

Posted by: Max Power at March 09, 2018 05:12 PM (q177U)

2 Ha ha suck on it number crunchers

Posted by: Max Power at March 09, 2018 05:12 PM (q177U)

3 We're EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: The Koch Bros. at March 09, 2018 05:12 PM (Tyii7)

4 I'm so shocked I can't talk!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 09, 2018 05:12 PM (DMUuz)

5 I called the others.

Posted by: Max Power at March 09, 2018 05:12 PM (q177U)

6 It's economical but very scary to live rent free inside liberal heads.

Posted by: The Koch Bros. at March 09, 2018 05:14 PM (Tyii7)

7 Wow

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2018 05:14 PM (5gaNQ)

8 and I would meet with you Valarie, but would need a barf bag

Posted by: Saudaukar lawyer at March 09, 2018 05:15 PM (Wa5hI)

9 Damnit!!

Just when things are starting to look up for me . . . the WaPo reports the truth . . . and then SMOD immediately hits.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2018 05:16 PM (K2hsm)

10 Valarie Jarret is a flap of rancid dog rectum wrapped around a week-old turd and dipped in the poo squirts caught from bad gravy.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (hUqh+)

11 Annnnd...70% of Jews still love Obama and still vote Democratic.

This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)

12 Not a shocker: Paul Ryan does not censure him and the other Farrakhan lovers.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (r9UYA)

13 Valarie Jarret is a flap of rancid dog rectum wrapped around a week-old turd and dipped in the poo squirts caught from bad gravy.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (hUqh+)

I thought that was a Chipotle burrito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at March 09, 2018 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

14 At some point, someone is going to have to meet an accusation of "racism" with "yeah?, stop giving me ammunition".

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

15 Valarie Jarret is a flap of rancid dog rectum wrapped around a week-old turd and dipped in the poo squirts caught from bad gravy."

So delightful when mixed with, say, ice cream?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 05:18 PM (7LY+6)

16 Jarrett was on the View? Were they on location in Tehran?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)

17 This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)

I get the feeling a lot of liberal Jews are Jews in the same way Nancy Pelosi is Catholic, i.e., not really.

Posted by: Atlantic Writer at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (U7voe)

18 I thought that was a Chipotle burrito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at March 09, 2018 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

Not enough beans.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (hUqh+)

19 16
Jarrett was on the View? Were they on location in Tehran?


The ferret cages at Pets R Us.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

20 Comparing the Koch brothers and Murdoch with Farrakhan is intellectually dishonest bordering on retardation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (SEnIW)

21 Off Atlantic sock

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (U7voe)

22 "If you want to lead an inclusive movement, you have to be clear about hate."

Posted by: Judge Rosita Angeles at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (loZXu)

23 You know who reads the Washington Post? THE JOOS!!!

Posted by: O'Brien at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (O5Q3r)

24 Wow. Glenn Kessler commits an act of journalism.

*looks out window for flying pigs*


Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (oMtOd)

25 The thought that these people had the reins of Total Power for eight long years still makes me nauseous and tremble with anxiety and loathing.

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (42M22)

26 12 Not a shocker: Paul Ryan does not censure him and the other Farrakhan lovers.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (r9UYA)


Well, see, that would run afoul of the principle of "disparate impact", since all the white members of Congress who do not associate with Farrakhan would not be censured.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2018 05:21 PM (xjiRE)

27 This is going to be a huge "*types *deletes" kind of thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:21 PM (/tG8l)

28 Comparing the Koch brothers and Murdoch with Farrakhan is intellectually dishonest bordering on retardation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (SEnIW)

You know who else financed causes he supported? HITLER!!!!!

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 05:21 PM (U7voe)

29 What ValJar failed to note...
They happened to agree on the subject at hand. Despite their other differences.

How many times did they meet with someone with a contrary view?

And, where was the "Conservative" on the panel?

Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:22 PM (48QDY)

30 25
The thought that these people had the reins of Total Power for eight
long years still makes me nauseous and tremble with anxiety and
loathing.



Whaddya mean "these people"?

Posted by: Following the script at March 09, 2018 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

31 Valarie Jarret is truly more evil than Louie. He doesn't hide his hate. That Iranian ferret is a fucking cancer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2018 05:22 PM (KP5rU)

32 25 The thought that these people had the reins of Total Power for eight long years still makes me nauseous and tremble with anxiety and loathing.
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:20 PM (42M22)
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Some people in my office still wear little "resistance" pins a year into the Trump Terror.

I'm >thisclose< to telling them to gird their loins, it's going to be a rough seven years. But you know, I have to work with these folks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (qJtVm)

33 Jarrett was moving her lips.
BS alert!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (8DZhw)

34 Has Jarrett met with David Duke because that is the proper comparison.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (SEnIW)

35 Iran-friendly Obama confidante Valerie Jarrett

"Iran-born" would be more accurate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (8gDQu)

36 So, ValJar, what was Jugears doing hanging with Calypso Louie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

37 The next commie president will be so much worse than Choom Boy. Or Jarrett. Or Soros. Whoever the fuck was in charge.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (DPv+O)

38 Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)

In my limited experience it seems that many Jews are liberal Progressives 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. They're not really Jewish til around 10th. And then only on holidays where they have to visit family.

Posted by: cornbred at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (IxMzP)

39 If Farrakhan and the Koch Bros are moral equivalents then that means Farrakhan is pro gay marriage?

ValJar is despicable. Not because of her comment here. Just in general.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (IOfBG)

40 30 25
The thought that these people had the reins of Total Power for eight
long years still makes me nauseous and tremble with anxiety and
loathing.


Whaddya mean "these people"?
Posted by: Following the script


The Farrakhan-sympathizing not-so-crypto-communist anti-Semitic Obama Administration and all his smug minions.

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (42M22)

41 What happened to Terlit Hobo? Does that mean he posted on an old thread?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (qJtVm)

42 31
Valarie Jarret is truly more evil than Louie. He doesn't hide his hate. That Iranian ferret is a f***ing cancer.



Plus, she can't carry a tune. Louis can do that, at least.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

43 And, where was the "Conservative" on the panel?

Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:22 PM (48QDY)
..............

Meggy Mac wasn't wearing a bra?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (HgMAr)

44 Calypso Richard Spencer,

Face it, no one takes black supremacists seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (8gDQu)

45 Comparing the Koch brothers and Murdoch with Farrakhan is intellectually dishonest bordering on retardation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:19 PM (SEnIW)

"intellectually dishonest bordering on retardation" pretty much describes The View in general!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (Dn4Uq)

46 ValJar is despicable. Not because of her comment here. Just in general.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM (IOfBG)


Well, she's a sewer rat so......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

47
Valerie Jarrett who suggested that sometimes, as a leader, you need to meet with people who you strongly disagree with...


Unless of course the person who you disagree with is the Russian Ambassador and your name is Jeff Sessions

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (lKyWE)

48 Hey mr. Tally man tally me joooos!

Posted by: Calypso Louie at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (gbWkA)

49 I wonder how much Jarret called out ISNA.

Posted by: SarahW at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (Sp1NT)

50 So let me get this straight.

ValJar makes equivalence between Koch bros, Murdoch and anti-semite Farrakhan?

FFS

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (EzdLW)

51 If you took a leather bag made out of the genitals of a syphilitic Somali hooker and stuffed it with the rotten meat from a dead horse's ass you'd have something nearly as repulsive as Valerie Jarret yet a dozen times more valuable to humankind.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (hUqh+)

52 Meggy Mac wasn't wearing a bra?

That's one way to get men to watch that cluckfest.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:25 PM (Dn4Uq)

53 Jarrett was moving her lips.
............

and rubbing her little paws over her whiskers.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

54 I wish Meghan had asked the Iranian Rodent if she's still crashing at the Obama mansion, and if so, what she's doing there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

55 Is calling someone ferret face speciesist?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:26 PM (nBr1j)

56 42; He dresses better too. Jarret should be in a Federal prison, awaiting execution.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (KP5rU)

57 Is calling someone ferret face speciesist?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:26 PM (nBr1j)

Yes.

Against ferrets.

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (U7voe)

58 The entire Black Congressional Caucus is anti-semitic...not to mention anti-American. And throw in the much of the far left also, including self hating jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (m/zxQ)

59 Hail Eris. Trying to lead an inclusive group. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (8DZhw)

60 Keep in mind Valerie Jarrett was Obama's consigliere, his most trusted adviser, and you can understand how badly this country was served from 2008-2016.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (ppaKI)

61 Obama offered Farrakhan and Chavez fistbumps, smiles and backslaps while Netanyahu got a region 17 (Antarctica) dvd of Polanski's 'The Piano' along with ValJar's shiv in his backside.


KOCHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: 13times at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (K3B2k)

62 Meghan McCain could be jawdropping if she just dropped a few....dozen.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

63 You know who watches The View? THE JOOS!!!

Posted by: O'Brien at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (O5Q3r)

64 And Jarret the Ferret had a security clearance...chew on that for a few minutes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (m/zxQ)

65 "Calypso Richard Spencer"

heh.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (EzdLW)

66 Meh. This will cost Ellison nothing. To the extent his constituents have a clue who Ellison is (or what a congressman even does, for that matter), they'll be completely copacetic with Ellson's muzzie-based Joo-hate.

They all hate Joos too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (Mouru)

67 11 Annnnd...70% of Jews still love Obama and still vote Democratic.

This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)

It is confounding. I've asked a couple of conservative Jewish acquaintances about that in the past and they couldn't really explain it. They mostly sighed and shook their heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

68 ValJar is not of the species human

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (gbWkA)

69
The entire Black Congressional Caucus is anti-semitic...not to mention anti-American. And throw in the much of the far left also, including self hating jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (m/zxQ)


Judging by their stance on illegal immigration I'm starting to think they're ant-black too.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (lKyWE)

70 "intellectually dishonest bordering on retardation" pretty much describes The View in general!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:24 PM (Dn4Uq)
............

Yeah, Joy Behar fakes an orgasm every time someone disses Trump.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

71 68 ValJar is not of the species human

She's a type of weasel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (Dn4Uq)

72 And Jarret the Ferret had a security clearance...chew on that for a few minutes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:28 PM (m/zxQ)
--------

I believe the FBI holds the tickets for the WH staff, so, no surprise at all.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (oMtOd)

73 67
11 Annnnd...70% of Jews still love Obama and still vote Democratic.



This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)


It's truly mystifying. Why do you identify with a party and it's voters who hate you? Why?

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

74 So, ValJar, what was Jugears doing hanging with Calypso Louie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:23 PM

Farrakhan has always pinged my gaydar. Maybe they just wanted some down low time together, browse the antique stores and have brunch before taking a nap.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (2NqXo)

75 Ya know, I was just wondering earlier today about ValJar.

So Kellyanne Conway is accused of violating the Hatch act. But for years, Valerie Jarret openly called Morning Joe and corrected Mika's and Joe's talking points ON AIR. And that was all well and good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

76 I can only surmise Paul Ryan is perfectly okay with racist Jew haters voting in the US Congress.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)

77 Remember the Confederate memorial rally? The left tried to create an association with them and the President, though AFAIK none of them spoke with him or had any association with him.

Here as with Obama attending Wright's "church" for 20 years, we have an open association between the person in question and the scumball. But apologists come crawling out of the woodwork to downplay it.

Posted by: David Hogg's Bozon at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (/qEW2)

78 Well, Valjar The Iranian Ratface, here's one itty bitty difference -- I believe it was Tamika that described Farrakhan as GOAT, ie Greatest Of All Time.

Now tell me true dear Val, have you ever described the evil Cock Brothers in such warm terms?

Then climb back into the slimehole from which you creeped.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (0ogQG)

79 >>>It's truly mystifying. Why do you identify with a party and it's voters who hate you? Why?


Hi!

Posted by: Black Voters at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (ppaKI)

80 I'm a conservative, Trump-voting Jew living in a large urban area.

It gets pretty lonely...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

81 Gaaak. Its voters, not it's voters.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

82 It's truly mystifying. Why do you identify with a party and it's voters who hate you? Why?

Right on.

It's like why I left the Democrat party. When they started blaming straight white males for every ill in the world, I said waitaminute, I'm a straight white male and these people hate me. WHY am I in this party?

And that was all way back in the Eighties. That's how long they've been hating on straight white men.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:31 PM (Dn4Uq)

83 Meggie Mac is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (DPv+O)

84 I'm a conservative, Trump-voting Jew living in a large urban area.

It gets pretty lonely...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

there are more of us than you think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (m/zxQ)

85
Bruce
@wbruce44
No way would I associate with Trump, Farrakhan, Nazis, white supremacists etc...



Hey Bruce, ♫ one of these things persons is not like the others... ♫

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (EzdLW)

86 Left it Jews who vote for anti-semites and JINOs = Jews in name only.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (gbWkA)

87
Doesn't this just dovetail nicely with that piece in the sidebar about the grandson of a Munich murderer running for Congress?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (VM6ev)

88 I love that the Dunce Corner is back.
Love that pic.


And JJ Sefton sidebar article. How can a criminal like that be allowed to run for a govt. job? Isn't there some law against it? It's incomprehensible to me.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (CcQHP)

89 84 I'm a conservative, Trump-voting Jew living in a large urban area.

It gets pretty lonely...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

there are more of us than you think
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (m/zxQ)


Talk to me, fellow babies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (VM6ev)

90 So what exactly is it that Kellyanne was supposed to have done?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (8DZhw)

91 >>75

Victoria Nuland violated the Hatch Act at Maidon in Ukraine - and the press? Lol!!! she told Merkel to FO.

Posted by: 13times at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (K3B2k)

92 59 Hail Eris. Trying to lead an inclusive group. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2018 05:27 PM (8DZhw)
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Oddly enough, I like even the members of Le Resistance.

I will flank them in a pincer movement with my Pervitin-fueled Lightning Charm Offensive.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (qJtVm)

93 Left it = leftists

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2018 05:34 PM (gbWkA)

94 11 Annnnd...70% of Jews still love Obama and still vote Democratic.

This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)



There were (a mercifully small number of) German Jews who welcomed Hitler, in the misguided assumption that he would preserve German culture from all those dirty uncivilized Jews that inhabited the east. It was too late for them when they finally realized that Hitler didn't make such distinctions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:34 PM (Mouru)

95 Oh, he's the grandson. That's how.

See, I should have read the link.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:34 PM (CcQHP)

96 Aw, the Terlit Hobo's in the time-out corner?

Poor terlit hobo. Hope he gets out soon.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:34 PM (Dn4Uq)

97 83 Meggie Mac is a 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2018 05:32 PM (DPv+O)


And that makes all the others on "The Spew" a .000001

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:34 PM (VM6ev)

98 How do you comment on a draft post?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)

99 Does that mean he posted on an old thread?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Look, it was a long time ago, okay? I've changed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (ZpfqO)

100 If one were actively trying to destroy America, what would one do differently than the Fuckdrip Obama cabal?

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (Ftuf+)

101 98 How do you comment on a draft post?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)


Well, that beats me and I have the keys to the car.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (VM6ev)

102 Well I'm a little over an hour from Boulder but I'll represent for BTH in his absence.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (Dn4Uq)

103 I think the intentions of most liberal Jewish people are honorable though I believe misguided. Another small portion are just secular communists.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (SEnIW)

104 If one were actively trying to destroy America, what would one do differently than the Fuckdrip Obama cabal?
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (Ftuf+)



Well, I hope we didn't miss anything.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Fuckstick at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (Mouru)

105 When Keith meets him, he activates his invisibility cloak so he can't be seen.

Posted by: Ralph Ellison at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (/qEW2)

106 It was too late for them when they finally realized that Hitler didn't make such distinctions.
Posted by: Cicero
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Except, it was easier to round up the locals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (ZpfqO)

107 I clearly remember sitting gobsmacked as Mika checked her texts and would go, "Valerie Jarret says we got the talking points wrong...blah...blah...blah..." and they would correct themselves on air.

It was truly stunning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

108 It's truly mystifying. Why do you identify with a party and it's voters who hate you? Why?

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:29 PM (LAe3v)


First of all, because a sizeable percentage of Jews are very left.

Secondly, there's a long history that drove Jews to the Dems. The Republicans used to be the country club party - the country clubs that were restricted. The Jews joined the dems (who didn't like Jews then, either) in large part because of this. The WASPs who controlled business were in heavy competition against Jews and those WASPs were in the GOP. Think of 5th Avenue, JP Morgan, etc. So, the Jews had little choice but to build Central Park West, make their own banks and line up with the dems. And there is a lot of inertia to overcome in that (even aside from the leftist Jews who are aligned with the Dems, in general, anyway).

But as to Jews siding with people who don't like them ... the Jews have never really had much of a choice about that. No one liked the Jews. It's been part of Jewish history pretty much forever. The idea that the conservative Christians have taken to Israel and treat the Jews better than anyone else is something fairly new (though Jews in Europe certainly experienced temporary periods of invite from small groups at one time or another ... though they all eventually ended in tears).

Anyway, that's a very rough, hand-waving, sketch of Jews and the dems.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu)

109 Then climb back into the slimehole from which you creeped.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2018 05:30 PM (0ogQG)


I believe the term for that is pig's anus.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (hUqh+)

110 Is it against the rules to take up a collection and send boulder terlit hobo a care package while he's in the timeout corner?

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (EzdLW)

111 Jane, have you noticed how our new FLOTUS can rock the wide belt without it looking like a flotation device?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (qJtVm)

112 Time out list:
boulder terlit hobo, for commenting on a draft post


Hmmm. Did he hack into Wordpress or wherever the secret hamsters live, or did the boss put a draft on the front page where it could be commented on?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (fuK7c)

113 I love that the Dunce Corner is back.
Love that pic.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:33 PM (CcQHP)

And BTO should have (dUncE) for a hash.

Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (48QDY)

114 Annnnd...70% of Jews still love Obama and still vote Democratic.

This is one of the greatest political mysteries of the modern era.
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22)



Dershowitz didn't turn on him until the very end with the UN thing against Israel. Yet, 70 percent haven't. Maybe LIV who don't even know it happened. Or, more likely, the blinded Obama love. People have the llove is blind deal" with him.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (CcQHP)

115 How do you comment on a draft post?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)

Ask skip.

Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (48QDY)

116 103 I think the intentions of most liberal Jewish people are honorable though I believe misguided. Another small portion are just secular communists.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:36 PM (SEnIW)


Political affiliations are generally passed down from generation to generation while people are completely unaware that times and circumstances change. Sometimes dramatically.

It also helps that the media-academia-cultural complex has a stranglehold on society.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (VM6ev)

117 You know who else sucked Farakahn's dick?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IHwrj)

118 If Obama met with Hitler, Jarret would says it is in the interest of cultural awareness.

But down the bag of dicks Valerie.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IWv+s)

119 If one were actively trying to destroy America, what would one do differently than the Fuckdrip Obama cabal?
Posted by: Taqyia2Me
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"If it were mere incompetence, then the laws of chance dictate that something positive might have come of it..."

-Joseph McCarthy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (ZpfqO)

120 Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (Ftuf+)

I can think of another way...

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (B5R2a)

121 You know who else sucked Farakahn's dick?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IHwrj)



Lies! ALL LIES!!!

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (Mouru)

122 98 How do you comment on a draft post?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)

Good question. I think somebody else did too a little ways back, but I haven't the slightest idea how.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

123 Jane, have you noticed how our new FLOTUS can rock the wide belt without it looking like a flotation device?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (qJtVm)
............

and keeping it more than 4 inches below her armpits?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

124 Jane, have you noticed how our new FLOTUS can rock the wide belt without it looking like a flotation device?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (qJtVm)


She could rock a plastic bag.

Aaannd son is so happy to get to meet Mat Best of Black Rifle Coffee and "Range 15" tomorrow morning. Just thought you'd find that fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

125 At a minimum, they ought to censure Ellison.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

126 How do you comment on a draft post?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)


Well, that beats me and I have the keys to the car.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (VM6ev)


I'm pretty sure I know how, BUT if I tell you then....

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 09, 2018 05:40 PM (gwPgz)

127 118 If Obama met with Hitler, Jarret would says it is in the interest of cultural awareness.

But down the bag of dicks Valerie.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IWv+s)

Here's hoping that both Obama and Valerie get their chance to meet with Hitler in person.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 05:40 PM (hUqh+)

128 Big Lou's just like you - he hates Yids too!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2018 05:40 PM (y87Qq)

129 At a minimum, they ought to censure Ellison.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:40 PM (NWiLs)



*rolls eyes*

*makes jerkoff motion with right hand*

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (Mouru)

130 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

Black Rifle Coffee CAF. Best coffee ever invented.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (IWv+s)

131 I think it's a confluence of factors with Jews.

1.) Our history in America. Democrats appealed to eastern European immigrants in big east coast cities, and let them into the apparatus. For many of us, our families have literally NEVER once voted Republican.

2.) Ingrained religio-Socialism. Judaism, like Chrisitianity, has many elements which, in the right light, can be viewed as socialistic.

3.) Economic ghettoization. Forcing people into confined areas, concentrating them together along racial lines, and denying them access to outside resources (as was done through a lot of European history) forces people into co-operative economic modes. It's a hard history to get away from, and fits neatly into Democrat race-baiting and wealth-spreading.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

132 And BTO should have (dUncE) for a hash.
Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:37 PM (48QDY)


Yea, what was he thinking?! Nutbar.

But see, now I kinda like it when people do these nutty things, because I like seeing the pic. I get such chuckles from it.

It is the Horde, so there are good odds for screw-ups...at least I hope so.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (CcQHP)

133 Jane, I'm so jealous! I love those guys!

I would fight any of them in the Octagon, IYKWIM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (qJtVm)

134 BUT STORMY DANIELS RUSSIAN COLLUSION HE SAID GRAB THEM BY THEIR VA-JAY JAYS!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Bored383 at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (70HTk)

135 I feel badly for anyone of Jewish dissent should any of the Islamists get a foothold of rule anywhere in the West. They will quickly find out their Progressive cress have no meaning.

Posted by: CA Token at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (w/Jcr)

136 Luckily, making daft comments isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (djCea)

137 Paperhanging sonofabitch sock off

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (Mouru)

138 Let's see, LF embraces dianetics and auditing, Hitler, Khaddafi, hates whitey, Jews, and homosexuals. Yes, just like the Koch brothers.

Hey Val, shut your rat face. You made sure that Iran got their pallets of tax payer cash while simultaneously being the world's leading sponsor of terror. Jesus take the wheel.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (oiNtH)

139 Is it against the rules to take up a collection and send boulder terlit hobo a care package while he's in the timeout corner?
Posted by: Hands


Send jerky & pork rinds!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (/tG8l)

140 Where are the pictures of Crying Cuck Schumer and Calypso Louie?

You know they're out there.

Posted by: Furious Pikachu at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (PTA8E)

141 Political affiliations are generally passed down from generation to generation while people are completely unaware that times and circumstances change. Sometimes dramatically.
------

Among the 60+ year-olds, there are an astonishing number of FDR Democrats. It was in their mother's milk, and given the collusion/propaganda of the MSM, they are incapable of processing the idea that their party has been seized by the dangerously radical Left.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (5OO3x)

142 117 You know who else sucked Farakahn's dick?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IHwrj)

I did.

Posted by: Maxine Waters (D-ranged) at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (B5R2a)

143 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)



Black Rifle Coffee CAF. Best coffee ever invented.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (IWv+s)


Son swears by it. And Mat Best is teh hawt, but if I expressed that to son, he'd be curled in a fetal position for months.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

144 139 Is it against the rules to take up a collection and send boulder terlit hobo a care package while he's in the timeout corner?
Posted by: Hands


Send jerky & pork rinds!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (/tG8l)

Smokes and books of stamps.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

145 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

Black Rifle Coffee CAF. Best coffee ever invented.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (IWv+s)



I just want to see the cute guy Jane has a massive crush on. Her son dodged a bullet hearing mom swoon. lol

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (CcQHP)

146 http://bit.ly/2DeppO7
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FBI Agents In Little Rock Meet Informant After GOP Rep. Warns 'Justice May Be Coming VERY SOON' In Clinton Foundation Probe

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (y3aQB)

147 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

And who would blame him. Hmmmmmm?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (IWv+s)

148

in other news, for the rowdy tgif talk ahead

Jennifer Lawrence: 'I Always Talk Like I Want D*ck...But I Don't'


"I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends," she said. "I talk like I like it, but I don't really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous."

Lawrence explained that she fears physical contact with people for fear of germ contamination, and as such has not "had sex in a very long time."

"If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved," the Academy Award-winner continued. "That is how much of a germaphobe I am."

"I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time," she said. "I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there."


breitbart hollywood


I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares? She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (fceHP)

149 Jane, I'm so jealous! I love those guys!



I would fight any of them in the Octagon, IYKWIM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (qJtVm)


I know! IYKWIM. They're opening a coffee store in Nine Line Apparel's new headquarters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

150 I heard BTH was sent out on the front range barefoot, no food or drink, and a sock.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

151 Sounds like Jennifer Lawrence is in need of a good rogering. I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

152 Luckily, making daft comments isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2018 05:41 PM (djCea)
.............

Phew.
Hard to keep track of all the rules.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

153 Big Lou's just like you - he hates Yids too!
Posted by: hogmartin
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'Hymie town' - Jesse Jackson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (5OO3x)

154 How do you comment on a draft post?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)

Good question. I think somebody else did too a little ways back, but I haven't the slightest idea how.
Posted by: Insomniac


I think I know, but I'm not gonna find out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (/tG8l)

155 98 How do you comment on a draft post?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 09, 2018 05:35 PM (nBr1j)


Not sure, but I think it involves unlicensed ampersands and anal worms.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (NL6wI)

156 153 Big Lou's just like you - he hates Yids too!
Posted by: hogmartin
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'Hymie town' - Jesse Jackson
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (5OO3x)

But black people can't be racist or bigoted.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

157
Dem Rep. Andre Carson Attacks Jewish Group, Admits To Meeting With Anti-Semite Farrakhan


https://youtu.be/5QCNZgt65aA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

158 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

159 Nooooobody knooooows, the damage I've done.

Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit Ogabe Mugabe at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (Tyii7)

160 I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

Rule 1: Don't stick it in crazy.
Rule 2: DON'T STICK IT IN CRAZY.

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (U7voe)

161 I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares? She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (fceHP)


It sounds pretty nutty and well over the "stupid" threshold. Or maybe it's just her idea of a little teasing?

Don't know, but she still has a great rack.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu)

162 www.range15.com

For the 'ettes who want to check out Mat Best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

163 Lawrence is probably a closet lesbo.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (dUJdY)

164 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!



I've heard you can get big ones if you use cute 19 year-old boys as bait.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (Mouru)

165 Sounds like JL needs a psychiatrist. She has issues .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (SEnIW)

166

Dick is dangerous.

when I read what she said again, she sounds drunk

babbling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (fceHP)

167 >>I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares?


Translation: "No, really, I did not sleep with Harvey for the 8 [or, whatever] Miramax films I've made!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

168 I saw Draft Post open for Daft Punk at the Palais Omnisports in '07.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (EzdLW)

169 Lawrence is probably a closet lesbo.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (dUJdY)

Then she has to worry about oral cancer.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (SEnIW)

170 Is it against the rules to take up a collection and send boulder terlit hobo a care package while he's in the timeout corner?
Posted by: Hands
----

I'm thinking we need to start one to buy OM a helmet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (5OO3x)

171 Democrats het to be buddy buddy with these freaks but Trump didn't denounce David Duke strongly enough when he endorsed him.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (LiyEm)

172 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!


Posted by: Under Fire

That's a big gal.....she must be loaded.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (oiNtH)

173 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

Glad they're not around here. Mountain lions either.

Posted by: golfman at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (48QDY)

174 Is Jarret the Ferret still living with the Obamas in D.C.?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (QLvwG)

175

FDR hung Europe's Jews out to dry. Stalin plowed them under wholesale. But country club republicans. Forget blue,yellow dog and bourbon dixie democrats. Okay

Posted by: 13times at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (K3B2k)

176 Dick is dangerous.


That used to be true, but we have new gun policies now.

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (Mouru)

177 You white folks are so funny.

When your born, your pink all over.

When you grow, you get a nice shade of a white hue all over.

When you are out in the sun, you get a nice brown tan all over.

When your embarrassed, you turn a beet red.

When you get sick, you turn green all over.

And when you die, you turn a crisp brown and black all over.

And then you have the nerve to call me "colored".

Posted by: Minister Louie "The Charmer" Farrakhan at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (EoRCO)

178 Northernlurker, are you going rogue? Trying to find a way into the Dunce Corner aren't ya? First a tattoo, and now this. We need to watch you.



Ya know I'm goofin' on ya right?
(But I do like an active Dunce corner).

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (CcQHP)

179
You know who else sucked Farakahn's dick?
Posted by: garrett



I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (EzdLW)

180 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!

Posted by: Under Fire


Her friend she was with wasn't much to write home about, either...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (AM1GF)

181 Mat Best....ooh la la! Thanks Jane

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

182 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)


That's not so heavy if she dresses well for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (Mouru)

183 I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at
my sexual past it was always with boyfriends," she said. "I talk like I
like it, but I don't really do it.


That girls needs a good talkin' to.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (Tyii7)

184 Lawrence is probably a closet lesbo.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2018 05:46 PM (dUJdY)


I think hollywood messed her up. She was young, and she used to talk "normal." And then something happened to her.

I think the pressure is breaking her.

She has trashed Christians and Trump, and now she is talking like both. Saving sex and a germaphobe, which Trump is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (fceHP)

185 But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (fceHP)

I guess, but I think it's mostly sad that this kind of revealing and embarrassing drivel passes as introspective discourse.

There used to be a time when one's sex life was...um...private!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (wYseH)

186 Wow, I see trump pardoned that navy dude in the side bar. I was hoping that would happen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (aMlLZ)

187
But as to Jews siding with people who don't like them ... the Jews
have never really had much of a choice about that. No one liked the
Jews. It's been part of Jewish history pretty much forever. The idea
that the conservative Christians have taken to Israel and treat the Jews
better than anyone else is something fairly new (though Jews in Europe
certainly experienced temporary periods of invite from small groups at
one time or another ... though they all eventually ended in tears).


Your points are valid, but that still doesn't explain why, given the Jew's history, they would ever side with people who so obviously want to repeat the Holocaust. It isn't like they hide it.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

188 117 You know who else sucked Farakahn's dick?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 05:38 PM (IHwrj)
.............

That's why Mens Wearhouse fire me.
That and the free cheap suits.
I guarantee it.

Posted by: George Zimmer at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

189 Northernlurker, are you going rogue? Trying to find a way into the Dunce Corner aren't ya? First a tattoo, and now this. We need to watch you.



Ya know I'm goofin' on ya right?
(But I do like an active Dunce corner).
Posted by: professor disarray,


Just wish it wasn't the good ones that get caught.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (/tG8l)

190 We need common sense dick laws.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (Tyii7)

191 Wow, I see trump pardoned that navy dude in the side bar. I was hoping that would happen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (aMlLZ)


I still think he shouldn't have tried to get first on an unpublished poat.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (y87Qq)

192 >>>Dick is dangerous.


Hey Jen, I thought you were on my side.

Posted by: Dick Durbin at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

193 I'm thinking we need to start one to buy OM a helmet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (5OO3x)
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And a bubble-wrap suit.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2018 05:51 PM (oMtOd)

194 Don't tie your draft horse up to a draft post.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 05:51 PM (IqV8l)

195 Dick is dangerous.
----
Those things could go off at any moment!

https://tinyurl.com/ya89ocox

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:51 PM (qJtVm)

196 Glad they're not around here. Mountain lions either.
Posted by: golfman
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Or pumas, or panthers.

I wonder if there is some epic confrontation shaping up down in the everglades? Panther vs. Python.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:51 PM (5OO3x)

197 What an insidious lie.

The Koch bros. want what is best for all americans, they just disagree with the left on how to achieve it.

farakan wants death for a large portion of americans, wants enslavement as retribution for most americans and wants what is best for black americans.

How is that comparable? That woman needs to be publicly humiliated for such a statement, but instead we will all accept it as part of the political process, blah blah blah.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2018 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

198 >>I think hollywood messed her up. She was young, and she used to talk "normal." And then something happened to her.



She became BFFs with Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer. That'll do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 05:52 PM (W+vEI)

199 There is nothing worse than having sex with someone who doesn't like it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 05:52 PM (SEnIW)

200 My 3rd shock today.


The heat has been building for Women’s March co-chair Tamika Mallory to denounce Louis Farrakhan after she attended his Saviours’ Day event last Sunday, and at which he shoveled plenty of his standard fare about the “Satanic” Jews.

Now it looks like even Planned Parenthood has said, “Enough.”


Linda Sarsour is part of the Women's March, and a proponet of FGM, so I hate the organization, even beyond the stupidity of those pink hats. It seems to be an anti-women organization in truth. And now anti-Jewish.

And when you've lost Planned Parenthood...you have really stepped in it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 05:52 PM (CcQHP)

201 You know the ship is righting course that after the sailor is pardoned, that the Clintons get the legal reaming that they've had coming to them for decades. My dream.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

202 There is nothing worse than having sex with someone who doesn't like it.

Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (Tyii7)

203 FDR hung Europe's Jews out to dry. Stalin plowed them under wholesale.

Everyone abandoned, at the very least, the Jews in WWII. EVERYONE. So, that doesn't really figure in on anything.

But country club republicans. Forget blue,yellow dog and bourbon dixie democrats. Okay

Posted by: 13times at March 09, 2018 05:48 PM (K3B2k)


Business and social connections drive a lot of things. I'm not sure why you would find that strange. Jews weren't allowed to live on the East side in Manhattan so they built up the West side and took on many of the characteristics of the West side denizen. WHy is that so difficult to understand? That doesn't mean that everyone on the West Side liked them, but the Jews had no choice. They weren't allowed on the East Side.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (8gDQu)

204 Dick is dangerous.
----
Those things could go off at any moment!

https://tinyurl.com/ya89ocox
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:51 PM (qJtVm)



Never point one at anything you don't intend to splatter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (Mouru)

205 I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares?
She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if
you've had a Friday night drink already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Attention is a worse drug than heroin.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

206 Yeah, when she first came on the scene she was funny and refreshing. My daughter idolized her. I told her then, just watch kiddo. She won't be the same person in 5 years. I was right.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

207 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)
...............

Caught her doing what? The neighborhood boys?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)

208 Attention is a worse drug than heroin.
Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (LAe3v)
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*hits reload button*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM (qJtVm)

209 Spoklahoma where the wind comes sweeping up the floor!

Posted by: Second Rate Composer at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM (hUqh+)

210 Never point one at anything you don't intend to splatter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (Mouru)

I learned that the hard way.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM (B5R2a)

211 That's why Mens Wearhouse fire me.

That and the free cheap suits.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: George Zimme


George sounded like he had 5 balls. Must be related to that other George.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:55 PM (LAe3v)

212 There used to be a time when one's sex life was...um...private!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (wYseH)

Some of us unfortunately have nothing to talk about in that department anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

213
Lawrence explained that she fears physical contact with people for fear of germ contamination, and as such has not "had sex in a very long time."

"If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved," the Academy Award-winner continued. "That is how much of a germaphobe I am."



*shrugs*

Showfolk!

Posted by: Coach Ernie Pantusso at March 09, 2018 05:55 PM (EzdLW)

214 Jennifer Lawrence: 'I Always Talk Like I Want D*ck...But I Don't'


I love to fart! I trip and fall a lot! I don't want dick! Especially after the Harvey and ex-Goop steamcleaned clam dip dick! See me not want dick in every possible nude pose while I lick my thumb! The Patriarchy objectifies women! Take me seriously! I will solve all the world's problems while I'm ass up, face down! Go see my new movie! I'm a multi-millionaire but at this point I haven't made enough money! Trump is a doody head! I love to fart! Wait...what? Oh, I already said that!

Posted by: JLaws-a-mercy at March 09, 2018 05:55 PM (2NqXo)

215 Attention is a worse drug than heroin.
Posted by: pep


I want attention less than I want heroin. And I don't do drugs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:55 PM (/tG8l)

216 I'm thinking we need to start one to buy OM a helmet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (5OO3x)
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And a bubble-wrap suit.
Posted by: bluebell
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Excellent idea. He'll look something like this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/191832791112

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (nBBdT)

217 Biologist caught a 197 pound Cougar near Spoklahoma, WA yesterday. 197 lbs!
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

She needs to hit the gym.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

218 Hah! I was only with her onstage for a minute and now I turned her! Must be my pheromones. Another notch on my belt along with Kristen Stewart. I think I'm gonna challenge Paolo to a little contest.

Posted by: Jodie Foster at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (/qEW2)

219 Business and social connections drive a lot of things. I'm not sure why you would find that strange. Jews weren't allowed to live on the East side in Manhattan so they built up the West side and took on many of the characteristics of the West side denizen. WHy is that so difficult to understand? That doesn't mean that everyone on the West Side liked them, but the Jews had no choice. They weren't allowed on the East Side.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:53 PM (8gDQu)

---

Yep - a lot of it is up to the social thing. My mom pulled her head out (finally) and started voting (R) with McCain *spit*. Because she could see what the Left had become, that they would nominate Obama. Her dad never had that "a-ha" moment. He never could adequately explain his Democrat voting. It was just always that way. Why change now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

220 I guess, but I think it's mostly sad that this kind of revealing and embarrassing drivel passes as introspective discourse.

There used to be a time when one's sex life was...um...private!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 05:49 PM (wYseH)


yea, but you're talking about an industry of attention whores

and I think she doesn't want to be perceived as a real one, the way she talks "everyone thinks, but it's not true"

The piece is surrounded with words of many of her recent movies tanking.

(and, hey chef! Chicken Taco's tonight! Been fiddling with deep fried chicken fingers - tried one night this week, failed, then tried another last night, success!, and have some leftover to wrap in some corn tortillas tonight with some tomatillo salsa and creme.)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (fceHP)

221 but that still doesn't explain why, given the Jew's
history, they would ever side with people who so obviously want to
repeat the Holocaust.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

Dear Jews,
Pick three attributes:

Great at Science
Great at Business
Great at Academics
Great at Political Awareness

Regards,
God

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 05:57 PM (wYseH)

222 She needs to hit the gym.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

That would hurt.

Posted by: The Gym at March 09, 2018 05:57 PM (B5R2a)

223 Among the 60+ year-olds, there are an astonishing
number of FDR Democrats. It was in their mother's milk, and given the
collusion/propaganda of the MSM, they are incapable of processing the
idea that their party has been seized by the dangerously radical Left.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:42 PM (5OO3x)

Oh hell yeah. My inlaws were dumber than a bag of hammers. My mother in law used to run around saying "I'm a party person, I'm a party person". I used to tell her the Nuremberg trials were filled with "party persons" too, and look were that got them.
They did vote trump this time around, so there's that. But damn what a fucking battle it was to shake them out of their stupidity.
I won't even get into my inlaw's parents, they practically thought FDR was still alive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 09, 2018 05:57 PM (aMlLZ)

224 >>209 Spoklahoma where the wind comes sweeping up the floor!

Just north of the Dry Shitties.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

225 I'm thinking we need to start one to buy OM a helmet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 05:47 PM (5OO3x)
---------

And a bubble-wrap suit.
Posted by: bluebell


You want to buy OM a helmet.
He'll settle for bubble wrap.
He'll end up with Ralphie's pink bunny suit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 05:57 PM (/tG8l)

226 Look, I'm just offering my explanation for why the Jews ended up with the Dems. I get that view from growing up in totally Jewish neighborhoods, having dealings with city politics, and the history of my own family.

The first conservative Jew I ever met was my stepfather, but he was a dem - a huge Rizzo supporter. That's how things were. City politics demanded that you be democrat to get anywhere. And then all the rest. But that is just my experience and the way I see it, as the Jews I grew up with moved in lock-step, almost, from the city out to the farther suburbs (chasing the WASPs the whole way).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 05:58 PM (8gDQu)

227 That biologist sounds like a chubby chaser to me.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

228 I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares? She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.

Lawrence is kind of famous for having no filter. When she first hit big a lot of young people were sort of enchanted with her because she wasn't polished and didn't seem like the longtime Hollywood actors who are careful about their public image at all times. Lawrence was then and is sometimes still the young bubbly girl that will say whatever is on her mind.

Occasionally it's refreshing, more often it's bizarre.

It doesn't help that she's dim even by Hollywood standards. 75-80 IQ, tops.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 05:59 PM (iv0p7)

229 Oh, FFS. At the 28th Annual Radio and Television First Amendment Awards, the "jounOlists" all complained about how "dangerous" it is to be "journOlists" during PDT's presidency.

Mika and Murderin' Joe were actually honored for their "responsible journOlism" during a time when the president "channels Joseph Stalin."

Joe's dead intern had no comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

230 Dick is dangerous

Well, JLaw's certainly in touch with the current zeitgeist.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 05:59 PM (Dn4Uq)

231 215
Attention is a worse drug than heroin.

Posted by: pep



I want attention less than I want heroin. And I don't do drugs.

Posted by: rickb223


And that is why you'll never make it big in Hollywood.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2018 06:00 PM (LAe3v)

232 how "dangerous" it is to be "journOlists"

More dangerous than dick?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 06:00 PM (Dn4Uq)

233 She became BFFs with Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer. That'll do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 05:52 PM (W+vEI)


Ah, that'll do it. Too bad her parents or town home friends weren't watching over her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 06:00 PM (fceHP)

234 He'll end up with Ralphie's pink bunny suit.
Posted by: rickb223
------

Well, we know how that ended up. Let's call it off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (5OO3x)

235 Lawrence explained that she fears physical contact with people for fear of germ contamination, and as such has not "had sex in a very long time."

"If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved," the Academy Award-winner continued. "That is how much of a germaphobe I am."


Wonder what she'd do about an infestation of anal worms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (/tG8l)

236 Market up 440.
Dick's still limp.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

237 On a purely political view , most American Jews do support the main points of the Democrat platform more than the GOP platform.

Anti Death Penalty
Gun control
Affirmative Action
Pro Choice
Strict interpretation of Separation of Church and State


Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (SEnIW)

238 Well, it's quite obvious J-Law and I have nothing in common!

Posted by: Shemp! at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (Tyii7)

239 Well, we know how that ended up. Let's call it off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (5OO3x)
-------

True. I was going to suggest a big bubble, but then we all know what happened to Bubble Boy.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (oMtOd)

240 STI? The I is for infection?

Why can't she say STD like everybody else. It's like Obama and ISIL.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

241 >>>148

in other news, for the rowdy tgif talk ahead

Jennifer Lawrence: 'I Always Talk Like I Want D*ck...But I Don't'


"I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends," she said. "I talk like I like it, but I don't really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous."

Lawrence explained that she fears physical contact with people for fear of germ contamination, and as such has not "had sex in a very long time."

"If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved," the Academy Award-winner continued. "That is how much of a germaphobe I am."

"I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time," she said. "I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there."


breitbart hollywood


I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares? She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 05:43 PM (fceHP)

_____________

She wants attention and she's not happy about a slutty incident in her past or at least a credible reputation as a slut *cough* harvey weinstein *cough*

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (rNGKx)

242 The problem is that the majority of people's knowledge of history is so poor that they can't tell how ridiculous comparing Trump to Stalin sounds.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)

243 240 STI? The I is for infection?

Why can't she say STD like everybody else. It's like Obama and ISIL.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

I've heard people say VD for venereal diseases.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 09, 2018 06:03 PM (B5R2a)

244 I linked the J-Law piece TWICE yesterday and nobody said a Goddamn thing.Harumph.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (LiyEm)

245 The problem is that the majority of people's knowledge of history is so poor that they can't tell how ridiculous comparing Trump to Stalin sounds.
Posted by: steevy


When does Trump starve Minnesota?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (/tG8l)

246 242 The problem is that the majority of people's knowledge of history is so poor that they can't tell how ridiculous comparing Trump to Stalin sounds.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)

No kidding. Stalin had a way cooler mustache.

Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (hUqh+)

247 Dick's still limp.
Posted by: Under Fire
------------

Flaccid sales.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (5OO3x)

248 Spoklahoma where the wind comes sweeping up the floor!
Posted by: Second Rate Composer at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM

Sporklahoma! Where you can stab your meat up with a spoon!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (2NqXo)

249 236 Market up 440.
Dick's still limp.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

What a shame.

Posted by: Shep at March 09, 2018 06:05 PM (B5R2a)

250 247 Dick's still limp.
Posted by: Under Fire
------------

Flaccid sales.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (5OO3x)

Stiff competition.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2018 06:05 PM (hUqh+)

251 has not "had sex in a very long time."
...........

Hmm. Let's see, it's almost quarter after three right now.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

252 242 The problem is that the majority of people's knowledge of history is so poor that they can't tell how ridiculous comparing Trump to Stalin sounds.
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
---
They both have fabulous hair.

Hey, have you seen pics of Trump and Boris Johnson standing next to each other? It's like a couple of thatched cottages in a high wind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 06:05 PM (qJtVm)

253 Dick's still limp.

Posted by: Under Fire

I guess gun owners kicked the dick into the dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 09, 2018 06:06 PM (aMlLZ)

254 At the JournOlisters' awards dinner, Chuck Todd, accepting an award, actually said:

"One thing we're not is the opposition. We've never tried to be part of the political debate, but people want to drag us into it. We shouldn't take the bait. We're simply a voice of truth. There's no balance, there's just fairness and truth."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

255 STI? The I is for infection?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 06:02 PM (Dn4Uq)


It's actually "International", as in World Rally Experimental: Subaru Tecnica International.

themoreyouknow.gif

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2018 06:06 PM (y87Qq)

256 "I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends," she said. "I talk like I like it, but I don't really do it."

========

She should have spoken to be about it. What a way to find out.

Posted by: Darren Aronofsky at March 09, 2018 06:07 PM (/qEW2)

257 I linked the J-Law piece TWICE yesterday and nobody said a Goddamn thing.Harumph.
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (LiyEm)



Heh, that's the way it goes sometimes. Sorry, didn't see it. It's all good no matter.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 06:08 PM (fceHP)

258 Hey, have you seen pics of Trump and Boris Johnson standing next to each other? It's like a couple of thatched cottages in a high wind.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 06:05 PM (qJtVm)
------

Eris, LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2018 06:08 PM (oMtOd)

259 >>>228 I dunno. Why is she talking about this? Who cares? She must need attention. But, it's funny in itself, especially if you've had a Friday night drink already.

Lawrence is kind of famous for having no filter. When she first hit big a lot of young people were sort of enchanted with her because she wasn't polished and didn't seem like the longtime Hollywood actors who are careful about their public image at all times. Lawrence was then and is sometimes still the young bubbly girl that will say whatever is on her mind.

Occasionally it's refreshing, more often it's bizarre.

It doesn't help that she's dim even by Hollywood standards. 75-80 IQ, tops.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 05:59 PM (iv0p7)

___________

I hate to be on the side of defending Jennifer Lawrence's intelect, but given her ethnic groups mean IQ, the fact that that female IQ tends to cluster around the mean and that there is a strong correlation between physical attractiveness and IQ, its highly unlikely she has mental retardation level IQ. Below average maybe.

Just a horrible social group of evil leftists and shes probably been casting couched a lot too.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 09, 2018 06:09 PM (rNGKx)

260 242 The problem is that the majority of people's knowledge of history is so poor that they can't tell how ridiculous comparing Trump to Stalin sounds.

Years ago I wrote a collection of parodies of the Millennials' view of history. Things like Lincoln and Clark with the help of Sacagawea discovering the Pacific Ocean, and I had Pilgrims being evicted from England because the Tudors wanted to steal their discovery of the shoe buckle, so they hopped on the El Nino, the Pinto and the Ave Maria and landed at Roanoke Colony where they taught theIndians to call it "corn" instead of "maize." Stuff like that.

It was scary how many actual Millennials didn't "get it." They didn't even know it was a parody.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 09, 2018 06:09 PM (Dn4Uq)

261 Hey, Eris. Want to make a road trip to Savannah and crash the Mat Best event with me? My son would never forgive me, but it would be worth it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

262 Spoklahoma where the wind comes sweeping up the floor!
Posted by: Second Rate Composer at March 09, 2018 05:54 PM

Sporklahoma! Where you can stab your meat up with a spoon!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (2NqXo)

Spokeslahomo! Where the Obama press secretaries retire.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

263 244 I linked the J-Law piece TWICE yesterday and nobody said a Goddamn thing.Harumph.
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:04 PM (LiyEm)

Timing is Everything.
The one thing in life I have learned is a true tenet.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 09, 2018 06:11 PM (CcQHP)

264 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at March 09, 2018 06:11 PM (O5Q3r)

265 Yeah man,they are all about the balance and truth.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 06:12 PM (LiyEm)

266 It's not fair. You can be a successful actress and support all the right causes but you suck Weinstein's dick a few dozen times and everyone calls you a slut.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at March 09, 2018 06:12 PM (hUqh+)

267 261 Hey, Eris. Want to make a road trip to Savannah and crash the Mat Best event with me? My son would never forgive me, but it would be worth it!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
----
I read that as "crush Mat Best", and said YES.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 09, 2018 06:15 PM (qJtVm)

268 STI? The I is for infection?
*********************

That's the new term. Sexually Transmitted Infection.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 09, 2018 06:15 PM (2NqXo)

269 Isn't it great? Some anti-Semitic racist prick who none of us would have even any fucking clue that he exist if it weren't for the media and they get to declare him as the head of non establishment conservatives and "All must denounce him!" Meanwhile the Dems not only have an equally anti-Semitic racist prick but they celebrate him and regularly associate him and hey everything is just awesome.

Posted by: buzzion at March 09, 2018 06:27 PM (cAnNx)

270 Is The View broadcast in Farsi?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 09, 2018 06:40 PM (y7DUB)

271 Harriet contracting with the Buyatollahs?

Posted by: Charlie Barker at March 09, 2018 06:45 PM (7dFeK)

272 Harriet s/b Jarrett..

Posted by: Charlie Barker at March 09, 2018 06:46 PM (7dFeK)

273 The fact that the Washington Compost called Ellison out is, I think, proof that his days of public exposure are drawing to a close.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 09, 2018 07:25 PM (9BLnV)

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