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Four People Wounded, Three "Seriously," In Vienna Stabbing Blitz
Jerry Brown immediately declared the assailant can live hassle-free in California.
Three people - -two parents and their adult daughter -- were "seriously injured" in the city's Leopoldstadt district, heute.at reported. ... A fourth person was injured in the incident, newspaper Kronen Zeitung reported. Police are reportedly still searching for the man believed to be responsible for the attack, which Austria Press Agency reported happened near Prater park.No motive known, which means I think I know the motive. The knife is said to be an Assault Knife with a "silencer mode" called "stabbing." It is a fully semi-automatic knife, which means it can deliver one stab for every hand extension. The knife is also said to be "high-powered," depending on the weight and strength of the attacker.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 06:04 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2018 06:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:05 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 07, 2018 06:05 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Furious George at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Lutherans (maybe Presbyterians) at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (/3ual)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Hands at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (EzdLW)
Momma did forced labor, clearing bomb damage in Vienna.
Years later, she saw the first wave of "refugees" in the late 80s/early 90s and was happy that Austria was going to get some payback for what they did to the Jews.
Sad that it has to come to this, but you have to have been through what she went through to have that feeling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2018 06:06 PM (4e+hS)
Citizen Complaints about other cultures will be met with fines and prison.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (gC2IV)
They need Common Sense Utensil Control.
Let them have Sporks.
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (GYisg)
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Ace has been pitching a no-hitter for like twelve weeks now. Am I allowed to mention it?
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 07, 2018 06:05 PM
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Cutco-47
Posted by: IrishEi at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (HiDrR)
I love Vienna Fingers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Knife Grabbers at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (gC2IV)
That's because guess who controls the banks?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:08 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Knife Grabbers at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:09 PM (gC2IV)
Also he was expecting kangaroos, and he flipped out when he was told there weren't any kangaroos.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Cheri at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (dzxr0)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (4IAbo)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:11 PM (rv0Fo)
Compliance to EU bureaucrat quota demands, to take in a Muslims to Poland, is also very low.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 06:11 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 06:04 PM
There is unserious killing?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: scott_t at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (NmR1a)
Fortunately for him, the chainsaw was dull and only partially cut off one of his legs and he was able to crawl to the road for help.
I can't even even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (Cmp0w)
Posted by: Furious George at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Disconcerted Austrian Nuns at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (BBBoi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (3fxCO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: The European Union, taking in innumerable "refugees" at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Acid attacks at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (/3ual)
1 Or was that 4 people killed, 3 seriously?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 06:04 PM
There is unserious killing?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:11 PM (0tfLf)
During Barry's admin, there was plenty of unserious killing. Just ask those killed by FF weapons.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Valtzing Matilda at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 07, 2018 06:14 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Eskimo at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Xy3pu)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Cmp0w)
Posted by: Disconcerted Austrian Nuns
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Well, when I have a problem that needs solved I just keel them.
Posted by: The Prophet Muhammad at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (9vQJW)
How do you solve a problem like Muhammed?
Posted by: Disconcerted Austrian Nuns at March 07, 2018 06:13 PM (BBBoi)
Terminators from the Future.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Colin at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (OQRRh)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (aC6Sd)
They get all excited when I whip out my big ten inch (knife).
Posted by: Austrian stabber at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (IqV8l)
But to be really fair, I would rather if I had my 1911 on my belt and these attackers were back in shitholestan fucking goats.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cheri at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (KP5rU)
Something like that. And you still ain't gonna be considered Japanese round eye.
Posted by: Japan at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (/3ual)
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Cookies and teddy bears. Don't make eye contact. Speak softly and back away slowly to a safe space and give him your daughter. You can always make more daughters.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 06:17 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
do they have a newsletter?
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at March 07, 2018 06:17 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: K-Bar at March 07, 2018 06:18 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dic
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ah man...think of the non-diversity. Also, no anchor babies? What kind of backwards country wouldn't want anchor babies?
oh...
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 06:18 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 07, 2018 06:18 PM (3fxCO)
The third judge apparently ruled in favor of the wife.
The prosecutor is appealling the ruling.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (PzKK9)
http://bit.ly/2toPQRH
Enraged, Javier said she went to a shopping mall and purchased a samurai sword.
She said she then spent the next week stewing and plotting her violent revenge.
http://bit.ly/2G4YeZ8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (yOVak)
............
What problem? We've only been to his house 39 times.
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dread0 at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (Bptbo)
Posted by: Colin at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (OQRRh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (fA1SL)
Where is Austria on the "I'm a little pissed at this immigration crap" timeline?
Or they still asking for more?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (r+sAi)
Duke beat me to it.
Posted by: DanMan at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:16 PM (+lOpA)
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm! Is this the food thread?
Posted by: Morlock at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (gC2IV)
Steelworker's union gonna be ticked.
Speaking of, the next time I talk about the NRA to a lefty, I'm going to call it a union for gun owners. You pay dues and they advocate for you. Are you against unions?! We'll see if I can get their heads to explode.
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (hvf9s)
The guy attacked a family, then this 4th person.
The family's injuries are life threatening.
JMO, but probably a Muslim who will say he was bullied, and the victims will be blamed, even though they had not one fucking thing to do with it.
But since it is Austria, maybe not. They have gotten sick of this crap.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: William Kristol at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Morlock at March 07, 2018 06:20 PM (D7HXY)
Eloi. The other white meat.
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:22 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Monkfish at March 07, 2018 06:22 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:22 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FORMER President Odumbshit at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (rv0Fo)
Or nuclear weapons
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (THCbT)
Isn't a stabbing in Vienna a violation of some kind of torte?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:22 PM (0tfLf)Depends on how tasty the torte is.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (gjGvH)
lol. dude, you're in sharia court. higher than what?
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (hvf9s)
Nice tack.
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (gC2IV)
Austria has a close election but Sebastian Kurz is Chancellor now. He's in the centre-right, but he's made overtures to Orban and other Euroskeptics.
Now that Italy has gone hard Euroskeptic, and after this event, I expect Kurz to come down with a mild case of kebabophobia.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (dUJdY)
Was it this?
Anyway, love the Horde Management style.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (QDnY+)
I have a fully semi-automatic knife. Only gets used at Thanksgiving. Cuts legs and breasts beautifully though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
lol Jane.. you are on fire today!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:23 PM (dUJdY)
I caught a nasty cold. Must be the meds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr Spank
Hatchets are dangerous to use, is why.
If you miss, you end up hitting yourself in the vitals.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (KXVP7)
The prosecutor is appealling the ruling. Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (PzKK9)
That is absolutely horrifying.
Too late to visit Sweden? Always meant to go there and see the towns some of my ancestors came from. Europe keeps getting dicier and dicier to visit.
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: garrett
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I dunno, I think bluebell might be able to fashion something from one of those.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2018 06:25 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 06:25 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lily(Former Bronco Superfan) Now of AoSHQ Assassin in the Night Not a Russian Bot at March 07, 2018 06:25 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 06:25 PM (aC6Sd)
It is actually useful for his camping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
tinyurl.com/yabfakj2
Guess the religion.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (fYD1k)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chris M at March 07, 2018 06:27 PM (N8HkY)
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2018 06:27 PM (q177U)
Too late to visit Sweden? Always meant to go there and see the towns some of my ancestors came from. Europe keeps getting dicier and dicier to visit.
Posted by: LizLem
I was just in Kiruna, -25 keeps the rif-raf docile. The Finns can get a little stabby.
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 06:27 PM (THCbT)
Posted by: MSTisdale at March 07, 2018 06:27 PM (BPtPW)
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (hvf9s)
The more rural areas might be safe well into the 2020's.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 07, 2018 06:27 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (rv0Fo)
totally, an embarrassment of riches for us
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2018 06:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 06:28 PM (6FqZa)
The third judge apparently ruled in favor of the wife.
The prosecutor is appealling the ruling.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 06:19 PM (PzKK9)
There are horrible rulings handed down in Sweden. Especially those that protect Muslim crimes against children. It's horrific there.
Muslims have tried to get Sharia law introduced in courts here. They have not been successful...that I know of...yet. But the votes have been split, with double digits wanting to allow it. Our govt. reps are so fvcking stupid.
Since FGM goes on in many states, I'm sickened anyway. Women want to march against something? Why aren't they marching against that? Where is Jane Fonda and Chelsea Handler on that? Spare me the fvcking pussy hats. Sorry, this enrages me...as it should anyone who cares about children.
Why isn't the media all over this story? Of course, they turned a blind eye to Weinstein and pedo hollywood, so why would they care about FGM.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (rco8e)
Police believe the suspect, who is male but cannot be named because of his age, is the same person who spray painted graffiti at Hurricane High School (18 miles away in Hurricane, Utah) in mid-February.
h/t Clarion Project
And in America's Hat, a judge has found a man not guilty of raping his wife because the suspect thought it was okay to do so.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: saf at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Chris M at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (N8HkY)
Denver authorities won't allow deportation of illegal immigrant arrested for vehicular homicide
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:29 PM (yOVak)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM
What's the over/under on Mohammed as part of the name?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (0tfLf)
(Austrian nationalist - therefore anti-Nazi - slogan of the 30s, "red white red until death!")
Didn't actually work out. Local boy with funny mustache kinda wrecked everything.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)
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You misspelled booze.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Another example of the absolute denial of reality that PC demands.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (FJXGr)
I'm trying to work up a bit of outrage and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (rv0Fo)
totally, an embarrassment of riches for us
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2018 06:28 PM (q177U)
What does this mean? A no-hitter for ace? What arena of his life are we discussing?
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (rco8e)
Looks like the Democrat primary for Issa's seat is hotting up, with a new frontrunner throwing his burka (or whatever it's called) into the ring!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2018 06:32 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 07, 2018 06:32 PM (hKi6n)
School backpack bans are spreading across the US after Florida shooting
Common sense backpack control.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (yOVak)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says sausages!... at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 07, 2018 06:32 PM (hKi6n)
No, but it did have a sweet scope.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: wooga at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (UUw96)
Save us Boss Hogg!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (EoRCO)
OINK! OINK! This stabbing is all Trump's fault because he hates immigrants and refuses to ban evil semi-automatic knives. OINK! OINK!
Posted by: Boss Hogg at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Common sense backpack control.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:33 PM
When you outlaw backpacks, pretty soon only outlaws can carry shit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: wth at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: redenzo at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (14qvS)
Ace has been pitching a no-hitter for like twelve weeks now. Am I allowed to mention it? Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:07 PM (rv0Fo)
He had a perfect game going until the parse error this morning
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM (HgMAr)
Hey we're staying out of this!
Posted by: Switzerland at March 07, 2018 06:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (BBBoi)
I'm trying to work up a bit of outrage and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
I know, I feel bad I can't either. I know there are good Muslims, and these could be innocent victims. But I also know when govt. won't protect people from an evil ideology, then civilization breaks down. People will eventually fight back.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (rco8e)
I just missed them as a kid, before my time, but I remember seeing them in movies. Sort of a belt you wrap around a few books, then hold the long end over the shoulder.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Billy Joel at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (Tyii7)
The MFM continues to push the narrative that Russia is bending elections toward their preference. Trump here, and others in Europe (Italy most recently). But that is a lie ... Hillary was caught in bed with Putin spies, so they sent the spies home rather than expose Hillary in 2010. Then they busily fabricated Trump/Russia connections in 2016, and prosecuted Russians IN RUSSIA for show.
They let Hillary's Russkies go cuz ... Queen Hillary. They framed Trump as a cover-up, and cuz he is anti-commie anti-globalist.
"June 2010 was a busy month for the Clintons: Rosatom ...Uranium One, Bill $500K speeches for KGB linked bank, $145M donations from Russia to CF with love, Obama pushing Russia for WTO membership" but then Russkie operatives found in Hilda's midst ... the spies were sent home to avoid embarrassing the Clintons ... investigation scuttled.
spectator.org/nellie-ohr-woman-in-the-middle/
Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Berlusconi is having a major comeback in Italy.
Gonna be a whole shitpot full more muzzies in Brussels.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (oQXfg)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 06:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 07, 2018 06:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 06:36 PM (roQNm)
So are those book-strap things gonna make a come-back? With Common Sense Backpack Control, I mean.
I
just missed them as a kid, before my time, but I remember seeing them
in movies. Sort of a belt you wrap around a few books, then hold the
long end over the shoulder.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:35 PM (QDnY+)
We'll end up with see-through backpacks and full-body cavity searches. It'll be fun, just like at the airports with plenty of TSA-like government employees handling out junk!
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (oMtOd)
They didn't screw around. Student said his dad slept with a gun under his pillow because there was a bounty on him.
And yes, Buddhist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
And Hitler trilled his Rs like a muthascratcha. I'm guessing his accent is typical for his region (Linz)? Of course his pronunciation wasn't really the biggest problem with him.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)
Ayan Hirsi Ali is one.
Saddam Hussein is another.
(Those who left Islam and the dead
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (OmJ5B)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 07, 2018 06:38 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 07, 2018 06:39 PM (Tyii7)
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So you're saying he was a German hillbilly?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:39 PM (yOVak)
I'm trying to work up a bit of outrage and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, my heart aches. Not.
When you've pissed off the Buddhists to that extent, you KNOW you've really accomplished something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:40 PM (taX7G)
Everybody trills their Rs except us and the Japanese.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (s6n97)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (Fag8e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Vienna Sausage Police at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
Are you sure? I thought he was upset about the tax reform. Or maybe the DH rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 06:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: zombie gen. sheridan at March 07, 2018 06:42 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: fox at March 07, 2018 06:42 PM (hdFyL)
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2018 06:42 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (BBBoi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (oQXfg)
I'm trying to work up a bit of outrage and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Good......I can drink a beer and smile now.
Buddha say teach a muzzie to build a fire, he stay warm for night. Light that muzzie on fire, and he stay warm rest of his life.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (s6n97)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 06:36 PM (LiyEm)
God love 'em for that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (taX7G)
Cuchi-cuchi!
Posted by: Charo at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (QLvwG)
We can be allies with "good Muslims", but there is no good reason to forcibly import them. Many in Minneapolis said they would rather live in Somalia. And as that "good Muslim" cop that killed that good Aussie woman shows, they are really easily changed to our Western culture.
Why the push?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (bT8Z4)
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I wonder how Mrs. Williams feels about that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (yOVak)
All Hail Eris posted a link to a bar in Baltimore that will feature hatchet throwing. Sounds like something a moron into his Valu-Rite would have come up with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Gun Grabbers Everywhere at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (bT8Z4)
Fox just reported the Buddhists in Sri Lanka have gone on a Muzzy businesses/homes burning spree.
I'm trying to work up a bit of outrage and failing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Good......I can drink a beer and smile now.
Buddha say teach a muzzie to build a fire, he stay warm for night. Light that muzzie on fire, and he stay warm rest of his life.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (EoRCO)
Heh. One of my favorite quotes from Terry Prachet's novels.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:45 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (BBBoi)
Our local high school - in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood - resembles a prison, with gates, high unclimable fences, and locks all over. It makes San Quentin look like an open campus.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:45 PM (taX7G)
Fox just reported the Buddhists in Sri Lanka have gone on a Muzzy businesses/homes burning spree.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I thought Buddhists were all peace love dove?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
In other news, the Buddists have had enough of that crap from the muzzies and are going all crusadey on them in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: HULUGU at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (VSm85)
Posted by: Gun Grabbers Everywhere at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (D7HXY)
Ban schools. Problem solved!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 07, 2018 06:26 PM What's the over/under on Mohammed as part of the name? Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2018 06:30 PM (0tfLf)
When our state elite aren't rapping horribly on camera, they are having a hard-on for bussing in as many refugees as they can. I think the Mormon bigwigs think they can convert them all. Fat chance.
I am VERY interested to find if this kid is at all connected to the growing refugee population.
St. George is not a big town and Hurricane (pronounced HUR-eh-kin) is positively teeny. Everyone there MUST know who it is.
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 06:43 PM (EoRCO)
That sounds like something I said!
Posted by: Confucius at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Even Buddhists can finally have enough.
Exhibit A.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (taX7G)
Took the train over from Copenhagen for the day. The local high schools were celebrating graduation, and students were being driven around town by men driving classic American cars....which was weird but fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (gC2IV)
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Johnny: Dropped my pencil. Pickin' it up here, boss.
Teacher: Pick it up, Johnny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 06:47 PM (yOVak)
My distaste for the name Mohammad is gonna get me killed. I hate that name with a passion. Always have, for no logical reason, since the first time I heard it. Before I knew anything about Islam. Way before 9/11. Just one of those inexplicable things. I have a visceral reaction of revulsion to it.
Luckily I've never known anyone with the name. The day I meet someone with it will probably be the day I die. I know I will involuntarily wince or something. I just know it. Or someone will overhear me say I hate that name...even though I hope I never say it out loud. But if I have a few drinks in me...
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:48 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:48 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Our Sri Lankan, Buddhist student dearly loves going to the range with his bro, our son. Loves him some AR-15. *wipes tear*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
Look up the Ikko-Ikki sect in Japan. Oda Nobunaga finally got so frustrated with them that he burned down their fortress... with them (men, women, and children) still inside.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (PzKK9)
Q.E.D.
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (bJ0w+)
No one needs more than a rubber spork.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
If Airlines only served "liquid" lunches, there would be no need for forks, knives, or spoons. I'm sure my wife would approve.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: HULUGU at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (VSm85)
But - as so often in our recent past - only one side is at war. And it isn't the good guys (in this case, the feds).
These lawless racist authoritarian freaks (Americans in no meaningful sense) are now openly shielding killers, rapists, and other vermin.
It's been long enough. Time for DOJ and DHS to finally get serious. Force confrontations with these places, force local LE to pull their guns on you. Arrest them under existing federal law for aiding abetting illegals.
TGE Trump, instead of these incredibly stupid tweets chasing the non-existent of political gold of "shaming" Dems on DACA inaction, bring out the abuse-hammer for the pathetic worms (sheriffs and police) following Fuhrerbunker orders from the lawless Dem governors and mayors. Start shaming them for violating their oaths, and consider how you might better uphold your own.
Rant paused.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (+lOpA)
Fox just reported the Buddhists in Sri Lanka have gone on a Muzzy businesses/homes burning spree.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I thought Buddhists were all peace love dove?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
How fucked up is your religion when the religion that doesn't even want to step on bugs because it will kill them is telling you to get lost?
Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
Are you sure? I thought he was upset about the tax reform. Or maybe the DH rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (taX7G)
Grammie might try to blow something up because of the DH rule.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)
Best line 'Squatting Slavs, in our armoured track suits.'
https://youtu.be/NxdDHu30SSg
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
At last count there were 55 no-go zones. But that was last year, so probably more. I'm not sure they even try to maintain that fiction anymore...about there not being any.
But yea, for years, politicians would come back and mention it, then within a week, they would backtrack and say there were none. So it was kept under wraps for at least a decade.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:51 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (s6n97)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mallamutt at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (at3V6)
Posted by: Jake Yapper at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (rv0Fo)
FIFY.
Liberals bleating about the "good" Muslims piss me off. They never talk about the "good" conservatives - we're all the embodiment of evil according to them.
Hell, even the Germans weren't all Nazis; a relatively small proportion of the Germans were bad guys. Total membership of the Gestapo in all of Europe? Five thousand. Population of Germany? Eighty million.
Even throwing in the SS, SD, etc. you'd be hard-pressed to get much over 1% of the population.
Turns out that that was enough to raise holy hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Mallamutt at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (at3V6)
Autocorrect is the worst thing to happen to comedy since Amy Schumer. Discuss.
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:52 PM (rv0Fo)
A sausage shiv.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)
There's this cool story about an Eskimo that was forced into a reservation by the Canadians that escaped and using his own frozen shit shaped into a knife, killed a dog, used it's skin and bones to make a sled and intestines to make harnesses, and rode off on his own dog sled.
Ban frozen shit. That stuff kills.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:53 PM (gjGvH)
I'm gagging here at the thought.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
Just to be safe, I'm going to pass on the Wiener Schnitzel, since I'm not 100% sure what they're schnitzeling.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM (taX7G)
I'm gagging here at the thought.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is known as a hanging curve ball.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM (gC2IV)
Can't wait for the Amish to start wailing on them here. Not long now...
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
Are you sure? I thought he was upset about the tax reform. Or maybe the DH rule.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:41 PM (taX7G)
Grammie might try to blow something up because of the DH rule.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)
Also, the infield fly rule.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:53 PM (gjGvH)
Clarence Birdseye is literally Hitler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:55 PM (VM6ev)
Ban frozen shit. That stuff kills.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 06:53 PM (gjGvH)
That is one resourceful motherfucker.
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 06:55 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)
Also, the infield fly rule.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM (QLvwG)
She is muy serio about her beisbol.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gun Grabbers Everywhere at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (D7HXY)
Ban schools. Problem solved!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (taX7G)
We're GUN grabbers, not school grabbers.
Posted by: Gun Grabbers Everywhere at March 07, 2018 06:55 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 06:31 PM (rco8e)
The arena of life where he posts things that are pithy, funny, trenchant and particularly painful for his various targets. That arena.
Is there another arena? I mean besides basic apartment repair?
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:55 PM (rv0Fo)
Bacerra's comments on the lawsuit were inane pap for the local progs. Of course, the people screaming that the Feds have no authority here are the same ones who gleefully went after Arizona when that state tried to nudge ICE into doing its job.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (PzKK9)
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in a civilisational war those categories go out the window. It doesn't matter if 'not every X' because its precisely every X that is the problem. I think its coming worldwide, not everywhere but many places.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (z2W2E)
No motive other than Islam being a cult of death..
Posted by: Orson at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (lSmhl)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:50 PM (QDnY+)
Call out the U.S. Marshals to arrest all CA politicians. If they meet with resistance, call out Camp Pendleton.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (taX7G)
What? No mention of years of finding Buddhist teachers and school girls beheaded by the road?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (OmJ5B)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 06:57 PM (rv0Fo)
Why no love for me? First Emma Watson and her tattoo, now this blog. Am I invisible?
Posted by: The Apostrophe at March 07, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (4e+hS)
Muslin. And don't get me started on the Burlap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 06:57 PM (+ghcG)
Posted by: Raincityjazz at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (wH0xw)
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (z2W2E)
Far as I know, he didn't mention "final solutions", and his remarks were not made to a crowd at the Sportpalast.
But still.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 06:57 PM (+ghcG)
England is a fag country!
Posted by: Archie Bunker at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (QLvwG)
in a civilisational war those categories go out the window. It doesn't matter if 'not every X' because its precisely every X that is the problem. I think its coming worldwide, not everywhere but many places.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 06:56 PM (z2W2E)
IN the US... Religion IS a choice...
Therefore, they are responsible for being part of a murderous cult.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 06:58 PM (NgKpN)
Fucking Gmail sent me an unsolicited "update" - from CNN, where I get all my news - claiming that Brown mocked Trump.
PDT: arrest that cocksucker. Place CA under martial law, and let's get this party started.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 06:59 PM (taX7G)
I linked that two days ago. In fact, my comment is how do you say "Judenfrage" in Ebonics?
Too many easily poisoned minds. Thank you, LBJ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
And I actually had a relative from there post some stupid shit about the Parkland shooting. She got put in her place pronto.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)
The "not every X" argument is tendentious sophomoric bullshit. There is practically no statement you can make regarding human beings that applies to every. single. one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (fA1SL)
The scary thing is that Jerry Brown is more moderate than a good chunk of the State Assembly and StatecSenate.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (PzKK9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
He's been cutting 3rd period trigonometry now for over 60 years. Someone should tell him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev)
Did you know we have a Vienna in Georgia? Also Rome, Sparta, Athens, and
Cairo. You can visit all those great cities and never leave the state!
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)
Finish your trip by visits to Climax and Cumming!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
We have Iranian neighbors nearby, very nice. Make really yummy meat pies. Cute little kids who scooter around with other kids in the neighborhood.
Their wife is a horrible driver though. Bashed in their garage door and just recently she took down an entire fence section when she was backing up. I'm not saying she should be banned from driving like they do in Saudia Arabia, but...
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (z2W2E)
Too many easily poisoned minds. Thank you, LBJ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)[/i
Too many syllables for Ebonics. It's kinda like programming an eight-bit CPU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (taX7G)
The scary thing is that Jerry Brown is more moderate than a good chunk of the State Assembly and StatecSenate.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (PzKK9)
Article from City Journal in the Morning Report about how Feinstein is now considered too conservative for the Democrats in CA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)
I'm in Ohio. I can go to Russia and Houston, and Lima! All worldly and shit.
Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I was never clear on the infidel fly rule.
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (0vY1N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (7UW64)
But this should have been f***ing war-gamed prior to Jan. 20, 2017, and f***ing implemented the first week. If Mr Sessions and Mr Trump do not intend to use the Department of Justice, I should like to borrow it for a time.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Our Sri Lankan, Buddhist student dearly loves going to the range with his bro, our son. Loves him some AR-15. *wipes tear*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
After decades of Tamil Tiger terrorist attacks , which are gone now that the government finally broke the back of the terrorist network, I would say he knows better than most that an AR-15 will keep him free.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (QMwOT)
287 Also, the infield fly rule.
Posted by: Count de Monet
I was never clear on the infidel fly rule.
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (0vY1N)
It depends on the size of the bomb you drop upon them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)
Hymietown is three syllables. Jesse really stretched his cerebral cortex with that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (PzKK9)
It's true. By the standards of California politics, Jerry Brown is the voice of reason and moderation. /sobs
And when you look at the raving lunatics proposing to succeed him ... /sobs heart-wrenchingly
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Governor Moonbeam (D-CA) at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (D7HXY)
I suspect that at least part of that is due to the drooling over her Senate seat. A lot of Dems are no doubt coveting that seat.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (PzKK9)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (0vY1N)
It's if the second baseman catches a fly ball with bases loaded or some shit.
Does that help?
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: jsg at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (hI/Pm)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)
Yasou!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (QMwOT)
287 Also, the infield fly rule.
Posted by: Count de Monet
I was never clear on the infidel fly rule.
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (0vY1N)
It depends on the size of the bomb you drop upon them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)
I never understood the "no fly" zone in Iraq. I bet there are LOTS of flies in Iraq.
Maybe they should put up signs to that effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (taX7G)
which are gone now that the government finally broke the back of the
terrorist network, I would say he knows better than most that an AR-15
will keep him free.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (QMwOT)
His dad was a Maj. Gen. in the army that wiped the Tamil Tigers out. This kid loves and appreciates guns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
I'm reading these RPG rules for a little game called Cat
Its where you play a housecat protecting your owner from invisible monsters like the bogeyman or IT. Its interesting; the rules are light-Storyteller type no Clans or Totems or anything TG
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: jsg at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (hI/Pm)
Nobody needs a Muslim neighbor, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:05 PM (fA1SL)
Encouraging/Inducing -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(iv) makes it an offense for any person who -- encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law.
Conspiracy/Aiding or Abetting -- Subsection 1324(a)(1)(A)(v) expressly makes it an offense to engage in a conspiracy to commit or aid or abet the commission of the foregoing offenses.
these three subsections, straight out of the aiding and abetting Law, clearly make Politicians making POLICY for sanctuary cities, a Felony.
Now... its interesting that IF a Office holder breaks the Law, they are supposed to loose Sovereign Immunity from Civil Lawsuits...
I don't know if its ever been tested in court... but it seems like a slam dunk if the Judge actually ruled on the Law as written.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (PzKK9)
Which is more than her husband, Leon Blum, has probably done in a long time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (taX7G)
Wunnferul, idnit, how the cretinous authoritarian freaks now dominating an entire political party are *literally* using Nazi terminology?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)
Can't delete emails, respond quickly without typing in addresses manually, etc.
I never asked for their newest version and it SUCKS.
This may cause a problem with the prayer list. What used to take an hour may take two and I don't know if I have that kind of time.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (Ckg4U)
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Not at all. Hippies claiming to be buddhists are, or claim to be. Real Buddhists are nothing like that.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (z2W2E)
Sporks!!
From this day foreword, anyone who doesnt use a spork has blood on their hands.
Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (Z48ZB)
this is why they're kicking her to the curb
Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (SJBL7)
So we'll have to send someone in to carry the flag?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:01 PM (PzKK9)
It's true. By the standards of California politics, Jerry Brown is the voice of reason and moderation. /sobs
And when you look at the raving lunatics proposing to succeed him ... /sobs heart-wrenchingly
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (taX7G)
MaNdaTOrY cOmPosTIng!!1/!
Posted by: Future Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (D7HXY)
Posted by: Governor Moonbeam (D-CA) at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (D7HXY)
And, coincidentally, a 58 IQ rating too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:04 PM (taX7G)
You'll get no argument from me over that ever.
Posted by: jsg at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (hI/Pm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (fA1SL)
Sporks!!
From this day foreword, anyone who doesnt use a spork has blood on their hands.
Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (Z48ZB)
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bluebell has talked about offering a spork clinic.
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)
I'm also boycotting Gerber Baby Food until they either change their name or denounce the knife mongers who share their name!!!
And Kellogg's!! Their Special K Bar sounds too knifey.
Posted by: WaterCow at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (y+SdL)
Well, maybe some else...
Put a couple of fair sized sweet potatoes in the oven at 350.
Couple of hours get em mushy done?
Posted by: teej at March 07, 2018 07:07 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (bJ0w+)
'Swhy we left Algeria.
My parents say they're tolerant and nonracist. But. They were parents.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (FypLm)
I don't know if its ever been tested in court... but it seems like a slam dunk if the Judge actually ruled on the Law as written.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Let's put it to the test, and lawfare them. We've got a bunch of lawyers on the public payroll. You? You've got to pay for your own. Ask Sarah Palin how that shit works.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (taX7G)
Wonder if there have ever been any prosecutions under that law?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (QDnY+)
In other news, the Buddists have had enough of that crap from the muzzies and are going all crusadey on them in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
It's being led by a Monk that's had enough, The Religion of Peace beheaded some people because they are peaceful and only wanted the Buddist to convert and they refused so they were peacefully beheaded
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 07:09 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (bJ0w+)
He's already got one. It's called the "Governor's Mansion."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:09 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)
And when you look at the raving lunatics proposing to succeed him ... /sobs heart-wrenchingly
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:03 PM (taX7G)
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Mayors Gavin Newsom and Eric Garcetti have each turned their respective cities into giant homeless encampments, where the streets are paved with shit and needles, and the disgusting coddling that the hoboes get has attracted tens of thousands more. Extreme sanctuary cities as well.
Presumably the entire state will be covered in hobo shit if either one is elected. You have your choice of Kang or Kodos.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (+ghcG)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:09 PM (dKiJG)
I've long thought that this shit will continue until Muslims are quaking in fear of the long-anticipated but heretofore not seen backlash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2018 06:54 PM
The infield fly rule has been around since 1895. There is nothing wrong with the IFR (except umpires calling it incorrectly, but thats a problem with any rule)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 07:02 PM (0vY1N)
If the infidel kills the Jihadists and the Jihadists' fly is open, or the jihadist is shot in the groin/testicular area then not only does said Jihadist go to Hell, but the infidel gets the Swedish Olympic Blonde Bikini team for the weekend. They have won gold in the multiple hands massage competition five years running.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:11 PM (QMwOT)
Wonder if there have ever been any prosecutions under that law?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:08 PM (QDnY+)
Lots, its what they charge Human smugglers with.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 07:11 PM (NgKpN)
MaNdaTOrY cOmPosTIng!!1/!
Posted by: Future Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (D7HXY)
We tried that, but the damned hippies won't degrade properly. My thought is that the bacteria required are too offended by the smell.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:11 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 06:10 PM (k1TUh)
Austria has plenty of allah bears, but no co-allah bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2018 07:11 PM (Dbv1R)
If you really want to make lefty heads explode, tell them that the NRA is the oldest civil rights organization and that they championed black ownership of firearms as Democrats were preventing same.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 07, 2018 07:11 PM (h5+cK)
Posted by: Future Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) at March 07, 2018 07:06 PM (D7HXY)
And that's just for openers. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (AASEZ)
See also: Christians in Lebanon in Syria, siding with da Hizb.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (6FqZa)
although it's not MY belief, I know people who would say "past lives, man. Past lives."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (7Ml7x)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (6FqZa)
Where do they get the cash for all their nonsense....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 07:13 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 07, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)
I don't remember this getting much play back in the day....
Muzzammil Syed Hassan (born May 26, 1964), also known as Mo Steve Hassan, is a Pakistani-American, and former CEO of Bridges TV.[1][2] Bridge TV was the first American Muslim television network broadcast in English.[3][4][5] He resigned from the position in February 2009.[6]
On February 7, 2011, Hassan was found guilty of second degree murder for beheading his wife of eight years, Aasiya Zubair.[7]
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (0V2ki)
Yep. Most egregiously, when they called it on a fly ball to short left field. WTF? By the rule, the fielder (infielder!) is supposed to be camped under the ball, about to make a routine catch.
Reaching over the fence to pull back a home run is NOT an infield fly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (taX7G)
Where do they get the cash for all their nonsense....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)
Gas taxes.
Posted by: CA State Legislature at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (D7HXY)
Yes, it's true, I want drama and color and public conflict - not dry courtroom rulings and memos.
Might help wake a few incredibly clueless and lazy people who support none of the idiocy but just don't pay attention.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (QDnY+)
Where do they get the cash for all their nonsense....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)
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From the future. They borrow it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (+ghcG)
Posted by: teej at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (ZCD4H)
Where do they get the cash for all their nonsense....
--
California hasn't yet reached peak Venezuela. The State still has a credit rating.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (roQNm)
I've heard recently that the state's coffers got a reprieve. But I don't know the details, and it's believed to be temporary.
Posted by: junior at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (PzKK9)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (AASEZ)
I view this much as I view gangbangers blowing each other away: if they keep it amongst themselves, I consider it to be a self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:15 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:15 PM (l6xPN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (gC2IV)
90 >> This right here is why we have to prevent a domestic steel industry. You just never know what people will do! Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Cmp0w)
Steelworker's union gonna be ticked.
Speaking of, the next time I talk about the NRA to a lefty, I'm going to call it a union for gun owners. You pay dues and they advocate for you. Are you against unions?! We'll see if I can get their heads to explode.
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (hvf9s)
Golf clap to the both of you. Well done.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 07, 2018 07:15 PM (vgwv+)
Posted by: willow at March 07, 2018 07:16 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa)
ALL RELIGIONS COULD COEXIST.... BUT MUSLUMS DON'T WANT TOO.
It's hard to argue that he's wrong.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:17 PM (dKiJG)
This leaves us free to deport all muzzies and jail those natural born ones.
Or nuke the muzzie countries.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:17 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (+ghcG)
This.
Plus, some accounting legerdemain. Brown offloaded a lot of expenditures from the state's budgets onto local government budgets, then claimed he'd "balanced the state budget."
Of course, retards being retarded, California liberals cheered, because they didn't realize the difference between deficits and debts. California still is looking at hundreds of billions in pension obligations, with no hope in hell of paying them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:17 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (roQNm)
Ok Thanks! Damn credit...when they really go broke that's when the fun begins.
Can't happen fast enough.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:18 PM (EoRCO)
If you miss, you end up hitting yourself in the vitals.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2018 06:24 PM (KXVP7)
Hatchets are a devious plot by Big ER. Always safer to use a standard-length axe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2018 07:18 PM (Dbv1R)
Looks like a pig, makes me want to vomit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (AASEZ)
I view this much as I view gangbangers blowing each other away: if they keep it amongst themselves, I consider it to be a self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:15 PM (taX7G)
I agree, but that is a big "if".
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:09 PM (dKiJG)
I've long thought that this shit will continue until Muslims are quaking in fear of the long-anticipated but heretofore not seen backlash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (taX7G)
Whomever gave us that "Religion of Peace" crap deserves to spend everyday explaining to people they lied.
First, Islam is not a religion. It is a political ideology. With religious aspects, only because it is so totalitarian in nature.
Some people call it a theocracy. But whatever you call it, peacefulness is the last thing on its mind. Violence and intolerance are their Commandments. Iron rule and a worldwide caliphate its' objective.
Schools and media should teach this truth...instead they are trying to disarm everyone. CAIR must have nightly parties and giggles.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (QDnY+)
He was in the US. I resent that civilized people had to clean up after him and support him for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 07, 2018 07:19 PM (OmJ5B)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:14 PM (AASEZ)
Second degree? WTF? How do you not have malice aforethought when you saw off someone's head?
OK, Muslim chicks might have bristly mustaches, but c'mon. That was not the result of an accident or carelessness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:20 PM (taX7G)
Wasn't that Preezy W?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:21 PM (MTjB1)
Behead your wife? Your daughter gets to cut your head off.
Shoot some students? They get to shoot you back.
Stab some tourists? Just wait until Aunt Tillie gets her ginsus in you.
And do it all on live TV, so the little wannabes can watch what happens.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:21 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2018 07:21 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (A6pMj)
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (taX7G)
Behead your wife? Your daughter gets to cut your head off.
Shoot some students? They get to shoot you back.
Stab some tourists? Just wait until Aunt Tillie gets her ginsus in you.
And do it all on live TV, so the little wannabes can watch what happens.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
those are their rules not ours
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
ALL RELIGIONS COULD COEXIST.... BUT MUSLUMS DON'T WANT TOO.
It's hard to argue that he's wrong.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:17 PM (dKiJG)
I'm surprised YouTube hasn't taken it down. Must not get enough traffic to be flagged. And hasn't been reported by anyone yet.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (TfPZx)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (6FqZa)
Wasn't that Preezy W?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
What he said was "islam means 'peace'" which was just as wrong. It means 'submission'
Posted by: josephistan at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (y3bhA)
Muzzie stabs people...nothing to do with islam.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (A6pMj)
Yep, not too long after 9/11 at that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)
I cut him slack for that one. He was trying to keep our intervention from turning into a holy war.
Frankly, I'd have done the same thing. I wouldn't have believed it, but I would have done it. No point in ginning up more enemies than necessary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (taX7G)
The best century, if I do say so myself as a Brit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (6FqZa)
New Western Civilization is gonna be hella halal great!
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (V3U1L)
those are their rules not ours
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
Granted.
But it is exhausting.
Enough, you little turds in the punchbowl. We are just having our own little lives here, and along comes Mr. Stabby, or Mr. Shooty, or Mr. Big Bad Wolf.
Begone, you freaks and creeps.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (7UW64)
Unless you attach them to a gun.
Or we don't like how they look.
Or we don't like how they open.
Then they are vicious murder tools.
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (gDSJf)
What about a Sunday prayer thread? Have the horde do all the work "self service" style.
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (q177U)
reservation by the Canadians that escaped and using his own frozen shit
shaped into a knife, killed a dog, used it's skin and bones to make a
sled and intestines to make harnesses, and rode off on his own dog sled.
Ban frozen shit. That stuff kills.
Ready for doody!
[What are the odds of me getting to reuse that sock in context from this afternoon?]
Posted by: volunteer dog-shit bagger at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (MVjcR)
Yep, not too long after 9/11 at that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)
Yeah. I loved him as CiC, but I am sick to death of him and his entire family now. He wouldn't open his pie hole while Choom Boy was "fundamentally transforming" this nation, but can't STFU with his little stabs at PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2018 07:25 PM (y3bhA)
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (y3bhA)
Yup....see #154.
He is on it!....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:25 PM (EoRCO)
list. What used to take an hour may take two and I don't know if I have
that kind of time.
What about a Sunday prayer thread? Have the horde do all the work "self service" style.
Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (q177U)
That's a great idea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
Yep, not too long after 9/11 at that.
Posted by: Jewells45
A couple of days later actually. I would imagine I'm not alone in thinking of all the time I wasted defending him. I was never a fan anyway, still the attacks he put up with were awful. Of course, he could have fought back but that would require a spine and having to remove one's gimp suit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:26 PM (l6xPN)
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 07:26 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
Granted.
But it is exhausting.
Enough, you little turds in the punchbowl. We are just having our own little lives here, and along comes Mr. Stabby, or Mr. Shooty, or Mr. Big Bad Wolf.
Begone, you freaks and creeps.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (7UW64)
No need to go medieval or Islamic. Traditional Anglo-Saxon methods are perfectly adequate. Bring back the noose. Where the last thing the malefactor will hear is the luxation of his C2 vertebra.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:27 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:27 PM (6FqZa)
I am sure that many in the horde would laugh at such a dearth, but probably enough to be called an arsenal by the MFM.
Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2018 07:27 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March
well, he is an idiot who had not understanding of islam before he entered office, no appreciation of the history of our country, and went with whatever smarter people told him.
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)
Husband is on his way home and is going to pick up some half-way decent takeout. I was too miserable to leave the house today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:24 PM (MVjcR)
I'm on my own for a couple of weeks -- sent DH and the boy off to WI to visit granny for the boy's birthday.
I can eat anything I damned well please, or nothing at all.
Not sure I know what to do with this kind of freedom.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (I+uRD)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)
Husband is on his way home and is going to pick up some half-way decent takeout. I was too miserable to leave the house today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
**shoves hot lemonade with whiskey through the port**
Sweet Dreams!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (7UW64)
I think we could have endured Gore.
Unsure about Kerry.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
I am sure I am revealing too much dysfunction, but opened the gun safe
(the one where the guns would have been, you know, before that thing
with the canoe) and found that apparently during the ammo shortage, I
was doing my part to maintain the shortage. I didn't think I had that
much. About 1200 rounds of .22, similar amount of 9mm, about 500 of
.223, and about 50 in 12 ga.
I am sure that many in the horde would laugh at such a dearth, but probably enough to be called an arsenal by the MFM.
Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2018 07:27 PM (jHrzU)
Anything over about 20-50 rounds counts as an arsenal to the MFM.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March
well, he is an idiot who had not understanding of islam before he entered office, no appreciation of the history of our country, and went with whatever smarter people told him.
Posted by: n at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)
I disagree. I think it was the politic thing to do at the time. Just like making nice with the USSR in WWII was sensible too. In both cases, we had our hands full as it was; no need to scare up more enemies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (taX7G)
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Klondike bars and potato chips.
Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 07, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
Sweet Dreams!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:29 PM (7UW64)
Yesss!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)
Speaking of, the next time I talk about the NRA
to a lefty, I'm going to call it a union for gun owners. You pay dues
and they advocate for you. Are you against unions?! We'll see if I can
get their heads to explode.
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 06:21 PM (hvf9s)
Please take pics and post them! Better yet, a short video!
That sounds delicious.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2018 07:30 PM (UsCnO)
Because you're tired. I'm fighting a nasty sinus infection right now, and I'm trashed by the end of the day, even without exerting myself at all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:31 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 07, 2018 07:31 PM (bJ0w+)
He had a painting made from a photo before I was born, and it has been hanging on the living room wall my whole life. I used to build plastic models when I was a kid and always looked for a Lexington kit but never found one. Many years later I finally did find one, paid a guy to build it, got a display case for it and gave it to my dad for his 80th birthday. It sits on the mantel in the living room. And my dad got a license plate that referred to the ship, and I had it transferred to me after he died, so I still carry it on my car.
It's nice that they found the ship, but it's a somewhat bittersweet reminder of my dad.
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 06:44 PM (UdKB7)
Wienerschnitzel FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (I+uRD)
Yay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
I think we could have endured Gore.
Unsure about Kerry.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
This is very very true. Gore would have been an epic disaster. He would have melted down into a puddle of goo during 9/11. He would not have been able to function. Kerry is a traitor. Bush was the best in a murderers row of failure I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (l6xPN)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (I+uRD)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (I+uRD)
Yay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Your friend never heard of Skype?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (taX7G)
I am sure I am revealing too much dysfunction, but opened the gun safe
(the one where the guns would have been, you know, before that thing
with the canoe) and found that apparently during the ammo shortage, I
was doing my part to maintain the shortage. I didn't think I had that
much. About 1200 rounds of .22, similar amount of 9mm, about 500 of
.223, and about 50 in 12 ga.
I am sure that many in the horde would laugh at such a dearth, but probably enough to be called an arsenal by the MFM.
Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2018 07:27 PM (jHrzU)
To me, that is a fun 4 hours out in the wide open country. More like 90 minutes if some of my friends are there, too.
Thank goodness for bulk online orders.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Mega at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (rv0Fo)
Why do colds and other illnesses always feel worse at night? Ugh.
Less cortisol in your bloodstream which allows white blood cells to attack the infection making it feel worse
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (lKyWE)
*tries to imagine a Methodist Holy War*
/fails
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: freaked at March 07, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)
President Al Gore.
Makes me want to reach for my Browning.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:26 PM (l6xPN)
It's a defensible statement as a gambit. A way of saying "this is a chance to disavow these actions, disassociate yourselves from this violent element, and take a strong stand against this happening again"
It turns into folly when it continues to get repeated while the Muslim commuity can hardly muster a word of condemnation, and often still outright support the violence.
Posted by: Sjg at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:32 PM (I+uRD)
We have that at my house.
I made two for my Dad's birthday, and sent him home with one. He was over the moon.
Works for DH, too, although usually the boy gets a mighty share in the middle of the night....
We are pie people!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Muhammed Youngman at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: David Gearhart at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (2aJjP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 07:23 PM (3BFzK)
The Fact that the 2nd in line to the Throne met with the Coptic Pope in Eqypt is a Big Deal.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (dKiJG)
The need for Gore and Kerry to not have hands on levers.
Now I wish he would go away.
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)
Second degree? WTF? How do you not have malice aforethought when you saw off someone's head?
OK, Muslim chicks might have bristly mustaches, but c'mon. That was not the result of an accident or carelessness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:20 PM (taX7G)
It was an accident, he tripped on a grape leaf, and it was his wife, and you know, she deserved it!
Accidental decapitations happen all the time.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (AASEZ)
Well we endured Barky but still I shudder to think.
Posted by: freaked
Barky benefited from not having a '9/11' type event happen on his watch. He doesn't have the temperament or smarts to adjust as a situation demands and he's too arrogant to listen to others.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (l6xPN)
And then we get President Lieberman 2001-4.
I could deal.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (6FqZa)
That sounds delicious.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 07, 2018 07:30 PM (UsCnO)
Hah, wish I was that brave. I should contact Crowder and have him do that. "NRA is just a union for gun owners...change my mind!"
Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (Wg4ue)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (I+uRD)
===
Bushes are longtime oilmen with ties to KSA. He knew what Islam was and is.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (z2W2E)
It turns into folly when it continues to get repeated while the Muslim commuity can hardly muster a word of condemnation, and often still outright support the violence.
Posted by: Sjg at March 07, 2018 07:33 PM (gDSJf)
Yep. We needed the Saudis onside, and at the time we're hoping for the Turks to play ball, too. Making the intervention into something against Islam would have been a heaven-sent opportunity for the Iranians to buy chips in the game, and would've also placed Israel in the crosshairs.
All in all, it was a smart move in the circumstances. As long as you didn't actually believe it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2018 07:36 PM (wdmm9)
They are going IPO with Aramco and investors don't like freakazoids.
I think Trump is working with MbS to make that happen.
Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: MrDisco279 at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (6khLc)
---
well, we tend to think of muzzies as browns and therefore they're all victims, reacting to all our sins..fiscal sins, mind you, none of that religion crap really means anything. Also, pay no attention to the whole arabs are kinda racist dicks thing.
So, without agency on their part...it's really up to us.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:34 PM (l6xPN)
**********
Hold the phone; You're forgetting about Valerie.
She knew what to do. (shake your head barry)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (I+uRD)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (GSuBB)
Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)
Nice story rickl! You must be very proud of your father.
God bless him and his shipmates.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (cu8/f)
Well we endured Barky but still I shudder to think.
If Gore had won we would STILL be paying ransom to Bin Laden begging him to please be nice to us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (ewxPW)
It's the only way to be sure.
The new robots will soon make that possible.
First up will be men, then the women.
children will be output when necessary from metal wombs using turkey basters.
Brave New World?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (xVxue)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2018 07:38 PM (UiRxW)
She knew what to do. (shake your head barry)
Posted by: gNewt at March 07, 2018 07:37 PM (I+uRD)
Barry on the phone: "Yes, Mr. Soros. No, Mr. Soros. Right away, Mr. Soros."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2018 07:39 PM (taX7G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2018 07:39 PM (wdmm9)
Who discovered Australia?
a) Christopher Columbus
b) Pope Gregory
c) Doctor Who
d) Donald Trump
e) James T. Kirk
f) Who gives a shit
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 07, 2018 07:40 PM (GSuBB)
Bushes are longtime oilmen with ties to KSA. He knew what Islam was and is.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at March 07, 2018 07:35 PM (z2W2E)
True, but I always said that Michael Moore could have done the country a real service with Fahrenheit 911 if he had highlighted the influence the Saudis have bought with politicians of both parties as well as their funding of universities and the media, instead of focusing only on the Bush family.
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:41 PM (sdi6R)
--- Adolf Hitler
Well, yeah. France. Stopped clocks and all that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 07:41 PM (V2Yro)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 07, 2018 07:41 PM (GSuBB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2018 07:41 PM (l6xPN)
to build it, got a display case for it and gave it to my dad for his
80th birthday. It sits on the mantel in the living room. And my dad
got a license plate that referred to the ship, and I had it transferred
to me after he died, so I still carry it on my car.
It's nice that they found the ship, but it's a somewhat bittersweet reminder of my dad.
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)
That's a wonderful story, {{{rickl}}}, regardless of how bittersweet. You're a good son, and I'm sure your dad appreciates the way you've honored his memory of the Lexington.
You're lucky you were able to transfer the plate. I wasn't able to in VA.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 07, 2018 07:42 PM (cu8/f)
LOL. There was an Odd Couple episode where "bearnaise Barbara" sought to cheat Felix out of some cooking competition and it involved Oscar destroying Felix's roast with a fully automatic knife.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 07:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 07:42 PM (V2Yro)
Mayors Gavin Newsom and Eric Garcetti have each
turned their respective cities into giant homeless encampments, where
the streets are paved with shit and needles, and the disgusting coddling
that the hoboes get has attracted tens of thousands more. Extreme
sanctuary cities as well.
Presumably the entire state will be covered in hobo shit if either one is elected. You have your choice of Kang or Kodos.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 07:10 PM (+ghcG)
And this is bad exactly how?............
Posted by: Gavin Newsom and Eric Garcetti at March 07, 2018 07:43 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: so at March 07, 2018 07:43 PM (MTjB1)
Now, we're in the days of existential questions. Are we a nation of this one particular tribe of Hondurans and few million Somalis...or a nation composed of ... I can't even say it but w-w-w-w-p-p-people who all seem to be angry and old and dying and living here and always talking about their family histories here.
that, and an insane security apparatus meant to keep us all living together with only the culturally appropriate levels of shootings, stabbings, and bombings...but really it's there to dox republicans.
and the whole 55 gender thing. Where did THAT come from?
and gay marriage, obamacare, the PROMISE program (good one, thanks obama!) and IRS harasssing conservatives, and OSHA harassing conservatives, and the FBI harassing conservatives, and ... hmmm. I guess that's about it.
oh right. the jump of whole new population group from 25 years ago into a near majority. weird that one.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 07:43 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 07, 2018 07:44 PM (e11dj)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 07:46 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 07:46 PM (rco8e)
It seemed that Bush was clearly superior at the time, but with hindsight there wasn't as much difference between them as I thought.
Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2018 07:36 PM (wdmm9)
We in the know like to refer to them as reloaders.
It's insane to think that anyone can walk into a Wal-Mart and walk out with one in 5 minutes, no background check, no nothing.
Only licensed and inspected butchers / poissoniers should be allowed access to these infernal contraptions. The rest of us have no use for a sharp knife. None!
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at March 07, 2018 07:49 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: so at March 07, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)
Who discovered Australia?
a) Christopher Columbus
b) Pope Gregory
c) Doctor Who
d) Donald Trump
e) James T. Kirk
f) Who gives a shit
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 07, 2018 07:40 PM (GSuBB)
The aboriginals about 50,000 years ago.
Posted by: jim at March 07, 2018 07:56 PM (gjGvH)
No details about whether the knife was equipped with a magazine clip?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2018 08:23 PM (pNxlR)
Better watch out, ace, you are treading into "knifesplaining" country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2018 08:24 PM (pNxlR)
--Ace
>>>Jerry Brown immediately declared the assailant can live hassle-free in California.
That right there is funny.
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