A Modest Proposal: States Objecting to Illegal Immigration Should Pass Laws Demanding That Any Product Produced in "Sanctuary Jurisdiction" Be Specifically Labeled as Such for Interstate Sale

The Constitution generally forbids any kind of interference with interstate trade -- but there are exceptions.

The Supreme Court found, for example, that a federal law demanding that goods made by prisoners in one state must be marked as "Prisoner-Made Goods" when shipped for interstate sale. The companies selling such prisoner-made goods objected, stating that such labeling would of course prejudice the public against buying them in the market.

But the Supreme Court found that such labeling requirements were a permissible regulation under the intestate commerce clause.

The United States Supreme Court held that transportation of prisoner made goods without proper labeling violated the Ashurst Sumners Act (ASA), 49
U.S.C.A. งง 61-64, and the U.S. Constitution Act 1, ง 8. The Kentucky Whip
and Collar Co. (petitioner) manufactures horse collars, harnesses, and
strap goods with Kentucky prisoner labor that it marketed in various
states....

A transportation company refused to deliver goods which did not have the required labeling. So the company selling prisoner-made goods sued to compel the transport company to deliver them, challenging the federal law requiring labeling as contrary to the general constitutional prohibitions of interference with interstate commerce.

They lost:

Petitioner sued seeking amandatory injunction to compel transportation. The Court held, pursuant to ASA, that all prisoner made goods are to be transported with plain labels showing names and addresses of shipper and consignee, the nature of contents, and the name and location of the penal or reformatory institution where produced. Accordingly, the Court rejected the petitioner's constitutional challenge to the ASA.

So my proposal, then:

Congress should pass a law similar to the Ashurst Summers act requiring all products (or agricultural produce) made in a jurisdiction which is a "sanctuary jurisidiction," or which does not conform to a minimum level of enforcement of immigration laws, should be labeled (when sold interstate) as "PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION PERMITTING ILLEGAL WORK BY FOREIGN UNDOCUMENTED LABORERS."

Now, I don't think the federal government would succeed in passing that, so, as a back-up plan, let the states which are interested in actually enforcing immigration laws pass their own state laws requiring such labeling.

If these labels wind up prejudicing the public against buying California grapes or even California microchips... ah well. Who can object to better informing the public about how goods are made?

Incidentally, California is a state that is the most c*cksuckerish about such labeling requirements itself. Look for any kind of water-bottle on Amazon, and you'll see a special label, required by California law, stating that the product does or does not contain BHP or whatever type of plastic Californians are all up in arms about this week.

Similarly, there are special labels, mandated by California law, about certain substances or ingredients in supplements and foods, and about what types of metal ions are present in batteries. That kind of thing.

Products routinely are required to carry the Warning Label that "Ingredient X has been linked to cancer by California Health Authorities," a friend points out.

If California feels it is empowered to demand that all other states carry the Warning Labels that Californians demand, then it's high time that all California-made goods carry the Warning Label "THIS PRODUCT PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION WHICH PERMITS OR ENCOURAGES LABOR BY UNDOCUMENTED ILLEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS."

And if people decide they'd rather buy produce and other goods from a non-sanctuary state, well: If California can require labels about BHP, why can't Oklahoma require labels about goods made in jurisidictions that illegally encourage illegal immigrant labor?

A Modest Proposal, Expanded: A friend writes (some words changed in case someone can figure out who he is by text analysis/word usage):

It could be useful to use that against tech companies that suck up to China. "This search engine is known to help the communist Chinese government repress its people by censoring search results."

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM

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1 Raaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyccccccccccciiiiiiiiiissssssssstttttttttt!!!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2018 01:30 PM (O5Q3r)

2 FIRST!

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 07, 2018 01:30 PM (1L87U)

3 DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 07, 2018 01:30 PM (1L87U)

4 What ever happened to California's attempt to regulate egg production in other states if the eggs were going to be sold in California?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 01:30 PM (roQNm)

5
Two lettuce picking thumbs up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 07, 2018 01:31 PM (LOgQ4)

6 That's some good thinking.

Now let's do it.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

7
No.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge at March 07, 2018 01:32 PM (BWL+E)

8 You could also put "This product produced with 0% illegal immigrant labor."

I'd but that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2018 01:32 PM (1ISKN)

9 as a #Failifornia native, i think this is a GREAT idea

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 01:33 PM (YR6XW)

10 I imagine this would lead to California deciding they only wish to ship to states that don't commit thought crimes.

Which will crush many of the businesses in their state.

And both things will speed the national divorce.

So this plan, I like this plan.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 07, 2018 01:33 PM (72PAC)

11 The American public will gladly buy cheap stuff whether the cheap labor is made up of illegals or Chinese.

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 01:33 PM (W4xXw)

12 California also forbids/bans business with many other states because they are not far enough left/homo/illegal worshiping.

Turn about is far game.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (3BFzK)

13 EMBARGO!
Who runs Muricatown now?

Posted by: Master Blaster at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (xBSm0)

14 So you gringos want to pay 18 dollars for a tomato! Might be time for another "Day Without Immigrants" to set you straight, muchachos!

Posted by: Chico Who Lives In The Shadows at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (O5Q3r)

15 Are we still doing "phrasing"?

Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

16
13 EMBARGO!
Who runs Muricatown now?

Posted by: Master Blaster at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (xBSm0)

Bust a deal, face the wheel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (1ISKN)

17 "What ever happened to California's attempt to regulate egg production in
other states if the eggs were going to be sold in California?"

===========

It worked. Our egg prices in the PRoC have more than doubled.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (3BFzK)

18 "PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION PERMITTING ILLEGAL WORK BY FOREIGN UNDOCUMENTED LABORERS."
________________

Maybe the warning should add: "WHO ARE SUBSIDIZED BY U.S. TAXPAYERS TO THE TUNE OF AN ESTIMATED $300 BILLION A YEAR."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (fqUgw)

19 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart
=========

I'm sure she's getting her ass handed to her on Twitter right about now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (vg8iE)

20 All right, let's pick up the "Secession" and "Trader Joe's" arguments where they left off.

I move we divorce California, and grant them full custody of the DACA kids.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (O7MnT)

21 The Kentucky Whip and Collar Co. (petitioner) manufactures horse collars, harnesses, and strap goods with Kentucky prisoner labor

Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM (SrXsf)

22 15: reunite in Mexico or Somalia, fuck illegals

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (W4xXw)

23 Put it in your mouth ace.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (r9UYA)

24 Kind of a reverse Prop 65 on California..I like it.

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (a0IVu)

25 All labor will be done by flippy the wonder bionic picker by the end of the twenties.

Posted by: Bismarckian at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (loZXu)

26 "Cecile Richards

@CecileRichards

No family deserves to be torn apart"

===========

I agree, 100%!!

Those families should be sent to country of origin en toto.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (3BFzK)

27 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart

Unless forceps and vacuums are used!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (SrXsf)

28 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart
=========

Oh, and btw, Murderous Whore, the family doesn't need to be torn apart.

They can all go.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

29 I like it.

If Jerry Brown gets SCOTUS to take the 10th Amendment seriously, I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 07, 2018 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

30 Surely, illegals working in the agriculture industry affect interstate trade.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 01:37 PM (hUqh+)

31 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart
__________________

She's right.

That's why all illegal alien family members should be deported to their own countries, and why birthright citizenship should be outlawed in the U.S.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 07, 2018 01:37 PM (fqUgw)

32 So you gringos want to pay 18 dollars for a tomato!
...

If it means that 18 illegals will leave?

Sure.

Full disclosure: I hate tomatos.

Posted by: stony creek at March 07, 2018 01:37 PM (sstSH)

33 20: Deport the daca kids

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 01:37 PM (W4xXw)

34 Now, I don't think the federal government would succeed in passing that, so, as a back-up plan, let the states which are interested in actually enforcing immigration laws pass their own state laws requiring such labeling.

This overall concept is a good way to fight back.

It might pass depending on how they approach it. Like percentage of feces/urine found, workers not properly vaccinated or linked to possible diseases or other illnesses that come with unchecked illegals.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2018 01:37 PM (fceHP)

35 or just pull the CARB exemption that raises the price of cars nationwide ...

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (MS0+a)

36 I'm hearing that I now have a legit reason to boycott vegetables?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (1ISKN)

37 So you gringos want to pay 18 dollars for a tomato! Might be time for another "Day Without Immigrants" to set you straight, muchachos!
Posted by: Chico

Srsly? When the fuck was that?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (SrXsf)

38 We don't need more laws... we need to enforce the ones we have.

It is a FELONY to conspire to Harbor an illegal Alien...

1907 Title 8, USC 1324 EXPLICITLY says it...

Every one of this politicians has ADMITTED they are guilty under this statute.

Then actually enforce the no hiring of illegals.

And actually ENFORCE Identity Theft.

Problem would solve itself...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (NgKpN)

39 It's well known that illegals work for far less money than legal citizens are allowed to accept for their labor.

Why is this servile position of illegals permitted to exist? Perhaps it should be shouted loudly and often that California allows illegals to be abused and financially discriminated against.

Or is slave labor totes ok when implemented by our "betters"?

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (EBwPV)

40 Do you not want me to find the cure for cancer I am currently working on, muchacho?

Posted by: Chico Who Lives In The Shadows at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (O5Q3r)

41 You could also put "This product produced with 0% illegal immigrant labor."

I'd but that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2018 01:32 PM (1ISKN)

OH! Common sense, easy way to manage this "boycott."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (fceHP)

42 No family deserves to be torn apart.

Point of order.

"The Clintons"

Discuss.

Posted by: stony creek at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (sstSH)

43 it should be required in the meta description on google search results too.

PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION PERMITTING ILLEGAL WORK BY FOREIGN UNDOCUMENTED LABORERS.

PURCHASERS MAY ALSO BE SUBJECT TO RETROACTIVE TAXES AS THOSE HAVE BEEN DECLARED CONSTITUTIONAL BY SCOTUS

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 01:39 PM (nFwvY)

44 Why has no one ever asked me to work illegally?

Is it because I'm white?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2018 01:39 PM (1ISKN)

45 No family deserves to be torn apart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 07, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
---
i agree: deport them all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 01:39 PM (YR6XW)

46
The Kentucky Whip and Collar Co. (petitioner) manufactures horse collars, harnesses, and strap goods with Kentucky prisoner labor that it marketed in various states....

Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:35 PM

Ace tees 'em up, the Horde knocks 'em out.

Posted by: Hands at March 07, 2018 01:40 PM (EzdLW)

47 Can I get me some free range horse collars in here?

Posted by: John Kerry at March 07, 2018 01:40 PM (398bZ)

48 Why is this servile position of illegals permitted to exist? Perhaps it should be shouted loudly and often that California allows illegals to be abused and financially discriminated against.

Or is slave labor totes ok when implemented by our "betters"?
Posted by: Boots

Democrats democrattin' since 1840!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:40 PM (SrXsf)

49 >>If California feels it is empowered to demand that all other states carry the Warning Labels that Californians demand, then it's high time that all California-made goods carry the Warning Label "THIS PRODUCT PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION WHICH PERMITS OR ENCOURAGES LABOR BY UNDOCUMENTED ILLEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS."

Heh, Alinsky says; "You bastard, you read my book!!"

I am 100% on board with your idea, Ace.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:40 PM (W+vEI)

50 The value-rite think tank -- That's what I'm talking about!

This is a great Idea.

Left will try to turn this around and make use it against the minimum wage, I say let them. Let them require labeling on ag products with the wages of the pickers. (when i left CA, i still knew 1st geners who would not buy grapes in solidarity with the grape pickers.)

The minimum wage problem is the flip side of the illegal problem. The left and right both want higher wages, but the left wants them through open borders and then mandating that the 30% of migrants who work, get paid more. The right wants closed border and the free market.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 07, 2018 01:40 PM (LWu6U)

51
Why is this servile position of illegals permitted to exist? Perhaps it should be shouted loudly and often that California allows illegals to be abused and financially discriminated against.

Because the Chinese and Saudis are buying up California

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 01:41 PM (lKyWE)

52 The idea that this is the only nation in which families can be together needs to go. Send the whole tribe to the third world shitholes, where the welfare bennies blow

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 01:41 PM (W4xXw)

53
You can't do that! We force the evil JOOZ to do that!!

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:41 PM (VM6ev)

54 >>@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart"

"Torn apart," as in 'ripped from limb to limb' for sale as parts?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

55 Are any micro chips from China made by prisoner labor?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (IqV8l)

56 Interesting proposal.

We'll see how things go after the politicians are done blathering over this topic, which is a subsidiary of the DACA/dreamer thing that the Democrats totally did nothing with when they had the opportunity. Like with Trump's DACA offer which was too good for the Democrats to accept, I will now doom us all by predicting that there will be a lot of hot talk and denunciations by many individuals here as well as the professional politicians, and after a couple of weeks things will quiet back down. And then several months later we will learn either that the sanctuary city stuff has been withdrawn because the federal government clearly has the sole authority on immigration law, or many months later the court decision will come along knocking down this pretense by California politicians.

And even then it will get little notice because the midterms will have passed and already rendered judgment on what are really political stances in legislative/legal garb.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

57 Commenters on sfgate at the center of the"resistance" aren't that sympo with the ruler's plans to nullify federal government.

Posted by: Bismarckian at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (loZXu)

58 CBP runs these immigration check-points on Cali roads ... we could expand those and make them rigorous. Leading to hour long traffic jams.

Then yank the CARB exemption.

Then void CA DL for air travel.

Then review every check headed to California at the OMB, should only delay things a year or so

This could be fun

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (MS0+a)

59 "THIS PRODUCT PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION WHICH PERMITS OR ENCOURAGES LABOR BY UNDOCUMENTED ILLEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS."

================================

"This Product Produced In A Sanctuary Jurisdiction Which Permits Or Encourages Labor By Undocumented Illegal Foreign Workers"

FIFY

IT'S HARD TO READ LONG SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS

Posted by: Not Ben Roethlisberger at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (EzdLW)

60 I prefer the term foreign nationals. But whateves

Posted by: War Time Pikachu at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (vxLUt)

61 55 Are any micro chips from China made by prisoner labor?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (IqV8l)

I hope so.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (VM6ev)

62 Warning labels in Calif. Cinnamon. I'm brain locking - because there are so many shelf warning tags that I've blocked them from memory.

Legal: Free plastic bags for dog shit - irresponsible pet owners.
Illegal: Plastic bags for groceries.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (K3B2k)

63 Love it. Lets call it Prop 66

Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2018 01:43 PM (9m1df)

64 63 Love it. Lets call it Prop 66
Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2018 01:43 PM (9m1df)

Get your fix, from Prop 66...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:43 PM (VM6ev)

65 Greyhound and Trailways could make incredible headway with the left by offering illegals deeply-discounted one-way fares to California.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 07, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)

66 39: the people who employ illegals would be happy to cut your salary by 75%. Zuck and Gates need more billions.

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 01:43 PM (W4xXw)

67 >>Are any micro chips from China made by prisoner labor?

*cough* Apple products *cough*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

68 Sheer brilliance, thus it will come to naught, because McConnell, Ryan, and Sessionzzz.

Furthermore, the current legislative AND judicial branches of government seem to only work against Constitutionally legal citizens!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (gwPgz)

69
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart

fist bump

Posted by: Westboro Baptist at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (EzdLW)

70 Warning labels in Calif. Cinnamon. I'm brain locking - because there are so many shelf warning tags that I've blocked them from memory.

Legal: Free plastic bags for dog shit - irresponsible pet owners.
Illegal: Plastic bags for groceries.
Posted by: 13times

I prefer brown paper bags for dog shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (SrXsf)

71 >>58 CBP runs these immigration check-points on Cali roads ... we could expand those and make them rigorous. Leading to hour long traffic jams.

Then yank the CARB exemption.

Then void CA DL for air travel.

Then review every check headed to California at the OMB, should only delay things a year or so

This could be fun

This.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (r9UYA)

72 >>>62 Warning labels in Calif. Cinnamon. I'm brain locking - because there are so many shelf warning tags that I've blocked them from memory.

oh yeah -- that's one of the ones that made me think of supplements.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (8rNrN)

73 "@CecileRichards

No family deserves to be torn apart"

Children should not be ripped from their mothers arms. However, being ripped from their womb is totes OK.

Posted by: Ripley at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

74 Excellent. This is the exact type of thing we need to be doing: At each and every turn, use the Left's actions against them by leveraging the unintended consequences.

"You say it's legal to set up a protected jurisdiction?"

Fine. We'll recognize it as long as its subject to rules other "jurisdictions" are subject to.

Absolutely everything they do should be scrutinized for a counterattack like this. It's what they do to us.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (iMxDC)

75
Heh. Rush said "schtooping."

He needs Yiddish elocution lessons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (VM6ev)

76
New rule! All dog poop bags sold in California must be reusable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (BWL+E)

77
>>Are any micro chips from China made by prisoner labor?

*cough* Apple products *cough*
Posted by: Lizzy

Oh! That reminds me! Have I told you folks yet how great the new iPhone is?

Posted by: El Rushbo at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (EzdLW)

78 I prefer brown paper bags for dog shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:44 PM (SrXsf)

Always stick with the classics.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (hUqh+)

79 No family deserves to be torn apart.

Point of order.

"The Clintons"

Discuss.

Posted by: stony creek at March 07, 2018 01:38 PM (sstSH)

If you mean by rabid wolves, then yes.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (MX7xj)

80 CecileRichards

No family deserves to be torn apart
...

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (sstSH)

81 Don't call it a modest proposal. Call it an "honest proposal." Generally, I am in favor of such state/country of origin labeling. If my purchasing decisions have knock on effects, I want to know, even if the cost of goods is slightly more as a result, as it shifts the balance of taxation/representation in our favor.

Same should be applied to federal and state taxes, BTW. Stop hiding the ball.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (Dp6qK)

82 So when the Big Earthquake happens, can Trump tell them to call the Mexicans for help?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (O5Q3r)

83 80 CecileRichards

No family deserves to be torn apart
...

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM (sstSH)

"Deserves" got nothing to do with it.

- - William Munney

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (VM6ev)

84 hey, a request? Hold off on the Cecile Richards thing; I've done a post (due to your recommendation) about it, and it would suck if when I post it no one has anything left to say.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

85 "Then void CA DL for air travel. "

CA already prints counterfeit IDs.
It says right on them NOT VERIFIED.
You want one? you could get one, easily.
Whatever name you want on it.

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (w7KSn)

86
Heh. Rush said "schtooping."

He needs Yiddish elocution lessons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:45 PM

Jackie Mason as a guest host?

Posted by: Hands at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (EzdLW)

87 Yeah, I slice like a fuckin' hammer, yo.

Posted by: Cecile Richards at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (398bZ)

88 CecileRichards

No family deserves to be torn apart.

So you will be housing them on your dime? Thought not.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (Dp6qK)

89 I still say we need a law forcing the tech companies to pay a cut to people whose data they sell.

75%.

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (nFwvY)

90 anybody buy "prison blues" brand jeans? one pair lasted 10 years.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (/Xo0R)

91 >>>Posted by: Not Ben Roethlisberger

lulz

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

92 California makes everyone know on some push lawn mowers that their are not to be used in commie land.

Posted by: Guy passing water for the fifth time in an hour at March 07, 2018 01:47 PM (suO/a)

93 86
Jackie Mason as a guest host?
Posted by: Hands at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (EzdLW)

He's right 99.1% of the time because, wholesale!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:47 PM (VM6ev)

94 84
hey, a request? Hold off on the Cecile Richards thing; I've done a post (due to your recommendation) about it, and it would suck if when I post it no one has anything left to say.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

Done.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:47 PM (Dp6qK)

95 "You say it's legal to set up a protected jurisdiction?" Fine. We'll recognize it as long as its subject to rules other "jurisdictions" are subject to.
=====

And, and, and . . . we're back to FREE TRADE.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 07, 2018 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

96 First its called BPA, and since this chemical is a powerful endocrine disruptor and anti-androgen you should care about 'whatever plastic Californians are up in arms over' if you don't want to be a SOYBOY

Posted by: dw at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (X8FSN)

97 >>>89 I still say we need a law forcing the tech companies to pay a cut to people whose data they sell.

75%.

...
another good idea.

you can also hit them indirectly by requiring all marketers to disclose WE USE PERSONAL INFORMATION PACKAGED AND SOLD BY TECH COMPANIES TO TARGET YOU.

That'll shut down the market for this.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (8rNrN)

98 94 84
hey, a request? Hold off on the Cecile Richards thing; I've done a post (due to your recommendation) about it, and it would suck if when I post it no one has anything left to say.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

Done.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:47 PM (Dp6qK)

We can always talk about anal worms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (VM6ev)

99 >>and it would suck if when I post it no one has anything left to say.

Yea, there's a real danger of that happening around here.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

100 What you're talking about, Ace, is the infamous Prop. 65, the "California labeling law."

It not only applies to food and products, it applies to EVERYTHING in the state -- places, buildings, objects, you name.

That's why when you go into basically ANY restaurant in California, somewhere inside (the restaurants often try to put the mandated signs in inconspicuous locations, but if you look for them, they're there), you'll see a sign that says,
"These premises contain a substance Known to the State of California to Cause Cancer," usually because the restaurant uses, like soap or fried meat or spices or some other jive-ass perfectly normal thing which some leftist "study" once "proved" 25 years ago that might increase your chance of getting cancer if you ingested 450,000 gallons of it per day for a year.

Every single business in the state absolutely hates Prop. 65, needless to say.

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (42M22)

101 I was complaining about the twist ties on a Chinese product being wrapped clockwise, not counter-clockwise which would be easier to unwrap.

Mrs H's response was "Hey, when your left hand is chained to the workbench, it's harder to wrap the twist ties in a counter-clockwise manner!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (gwPgz)

102 Kentucky Whip and Collar....anybody got the ticker symbol for that?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (3uHwI)

103 anybody buy "prison blues" brand jeans? one pair lasted 10 years.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe

Half a life sentence.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (SrXsf)

104 Duckduck-going CR to see who the hell she is and yep, ace's later post will be a good one.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (suO/a)

105
Her Majesty, who is not a citizen, has lived legally in the US for nearly 50 years. She's never been anything but a contributor to this country. You won't find anyone more patriotic than her. But she still periodically gets dragged downtown to Immigration and raked over the coals. In short, she gets treated by the government worse than a California illegal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (BWL+E)

106 >>>First its called BPA, and since this chemical is a powerful endocrine disruptor and anti-androgen you should care about 'whatever plastic Californians are up in arms over' if you don't want to be a SOYBOY

right. And yeah, I don't think this one is crazy. But the point stands -- California imposes ITS will about how goods are made on the rest of the country via the Warning Label regime.

They are in no position to object to "informational labels" being used to tell the public their goods are made by illegal undocumented foreign workers.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (8rNrN)

107 I was complaining about the twist ties on a Chinese product being wrapped clockwise, not counter-clockwise which would be easier to unwrap.

Mrs H's response was "Hey, when your left hand is chained to the workbench, it's harder to wrap the twist ties in a counter-clockwise manner!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

Dayum.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (SrXsf)

108 102 Kentucky Whip and Collar....anybody got the ticker symbol for that?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (3uHwI)

I always confuse them with Key Punch Operators Inc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (VM6ev)

109 it's high time that all California-made goods carry the Warning Label...

///

Yeah. And write it in 7 different languages and hang it from multi-colored tags tied to every product by a string.

Diversity, mfkrs.

Posted by: stony creek at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (sstSH)

110 and how dare you use my quest for GAINZZZ against me

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (8rNrN)

111 hey, a request? Hold off on the Cecile Richards thing; I've done a post (due to your recommendation) about it, and it would suck if when I post it no one has anything left to say.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (fceHP)

112 Those prison jeans all had holes in the butts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

113 I prefer brown paper bags for dog shit.

Posted by: rickb223

Try a chipping wedge.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (xBSm0)

114 What? This just accepts the sanctuary stuff on its face.

Fuck that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

115 Cool! label all California products as "made in the slave state of California"

I'm good with that.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (K0z2U)

116 >>It could be useful to use that against tech companies that suck up to China. "This search engine is known to help the communist Chinese government repress its people by censoring search results."

Also: "This company works with EU members to police speech. We cooperate fully in turning over users' postings and identities to assist an prosecution of any and all applicable speech and/or hate crimes."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

117 Between Bakersfield and Santa Barbara, CBP could cut California in half with checkpoints

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (MS0+a)

118 We can always talk about anal worms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (VM6ev)

Talk is cheap.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (Dp6qK)

119 Maybe a conservative organization could start a GoFundMe to buy illegals one-way bus tickets to sanctuary cities.

What could the lefties say against that?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (398bZ)

120 That is a doable and pretty good idea. All it would take would be some guts ... oh, well hell then, another one bites the dust.

Posted by: goon at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (EaQ6/)

121 >>>114 What? This just accepts the sanctuary stuff on its face.

Fuck that.

...

i'm not saying this is all we do-- I'm saying we do whatever you want to do, plus this.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (8rNrN)

122 The EU has done something similar. Demanding that goods produced in Israeli settlements are so labeled. Worked good for me I could buy those products much easier.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (S7ieC)

123 118 We can always talk about anal worms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (VM6ev)

Talk is cheap.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (Dp6qK)

Isn't this really the story of AOSHQ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (VM6ev)

124 It'll be hard to separate all the oil and gas from wells drilled or fracked by illegal aliens working in the oilfield, though. But, I have a solution! It's revolutionary, but bear with me.

Drilling and work over companies could stop hiring illegals.

Posted by: huerfano at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (EtMVh)

125 We can always talk about anal worms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

JCrew Messenger Bags with included butt plug helps avoid annoying, itchy anal worms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (SrXsf)

126 102 Kentucky Whip and Collar....anybody got the ticker symbol for that?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (3uHwI)

We at California Whip and Collar are truly distressed that our good name is being used by a conservative site.

But please, come to us for all your whip, collar, and ball gag needs....

You can find our outlets all over the San Francisco Area!

Posted by: Calif. Whip and Collar... at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

127 Our city provides free dog shit bags. The dispensers are post mounted along a seven mile strip of city park. The pet walking freeloader horde dutifully plastic wrap their pet's warm gift to humanity and then chuck the seal-a-meal into berry patches and coyote bushes.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (K3B2k)

128

Huma thinks my mish looks like a horse collar filled with raw hamburger meat....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (mPeei)

129 That's why when you go into basically ANY restaurant in California, somewhere inside (the restaurants often try to put the mandated signs in inconspicuous locations, but if you look for them, they're there), you'll see a sign that says,
"These premises contain a substance Known to the State of California to Cause Cancer," usually because the restaurant uses, like soap or fried meat or spices or some other jive-ass perfectly normal thing which some leftist "study" once "proved" 25 years ago that might increase your chance of getting cancer if you ingested 450,000 gallons of it per day for a year.

Every single business in the state absolutely hates Prop. 65, needless to say.
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:48 PM (42M22)

Everything causes cancer in Calfornia. There should be some kind of CDC warning to visitors, like State Department warnings about travel to violent shit-hole countries.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

130 31 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart
__________________

She's right.

That's why all illegal alien family members should be deported to their own countries, and why birthright citizenship should be outlawed in the U.S.
-----------
Guess if you stop paying taxes you shouldn't go to jail, because family will be "Torn Apart"

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (y3aQB)

131 Kentucky Whip and Collar

dick-lickin' good

Posted by: that Rippon skater guy at March 07, 2018 01:52 PM (EzdLW)

132 82 So when the Big Earthquake happens, can Trump tell them to call the Mexicans for help?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (O5Q3r)

Man, I would love that.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 01:53 PM (xjiRE)

133 A final note on the Texas races - if runoffs go as expected, Texas Dems are going into the November elections with 3 lesbians in the running for 3 of the top draw races. (Governor and 2 high profile congressional seats)

As good a sign as any as to what Texas Dem's have decided defines their party today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2018 01:53 PM (k1TUh)

134 >>We can always talk about anal worms.

It's Tushie Wednesday!!
Get yer anal worms and butt paste comments ready!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

135 My dog would drop biscuits as we were walking down the sidewalk, without breaking stride.
You just had to step over and shake your head about somebody let their dog crap on the sidewalk!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (xBSm0)

136 While we hope that our products are only used for their proscribed purpose, please be advised that we here at Kentucky Whip and Collar pass no judgement on the proclivities and peccadilloes of our customer base. This message brought to you by your friends at Kentucky Whip and Collar.

Posted by: Your Friends At Kentucky Whip and Collar at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (O5Q3r)

137 It's Anal Worm Wednesday?

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

138 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 07, 2018 01:49 PM (BWL+E)

Have her learn a few words of barrio Spanish and she'll be good to go.

A hijab and Arabic would probably work even better.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (gwPgz)

139 I forget details, but wine labelled "Illinois Wine" had to have some percentage of Illinois grown grapes. But that only works for marketing the Illinois thing.

Back in 2000 they hired a couple viticulturists to travel the state for a couple years, trying to help growers start up the grape business, and winery business. Many started, but the wine grape glut around that time (Two Buck Chuck ... a cheap wine of the time, maybe $3 now) ... and an open market to Chile and other countries put a kibosh on much of that effort.

Our globalists have been pushing their own dreams for a long time ... DACA dreamers, coastal elite dreamers. yes.

Middle America Christian dreamers? FU you deplorables, you are irredeemable and will be replaced. So yeah ... America First beeches.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (bT8Z4)

140 A final note on the Texas races - if runoffs go as expected, Texas Dems are going into the November elections with 3 lesbians in the running for 3 of the top draw races. (Governor and 2 high profile congressional seats)

As good a sign as any as to what Texas Dem's have decided defines their party today.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Its a blue wave .... goodbye

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (MS0+a)

141 The problem with the BPA hysteria is that it is being used as a lever to slander and ban ALL plastic -- even though only a small percentage of plastics contain it. I see this "incremental reputation contamination" all the time. Some big organization will announce, "BPAs in plastic are known to cause health problems. Therefore, let's BAN ALL PLASTIC!" -- even though most plastic contain no BPA whatsoever.

Also, it's still not clear how or via what mechanism or even if the BPA detected in the environment was leached out of plastic bottles. The leaching-from-the-bottle-into-your-food-or-water theory still hasn't been proven.

We known that BPA can be detected in the environment and in a large percentage of human test subjects, but we still don't really know where it's coming from. It could be from a different source than BPA-containing water bottles.

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (42M22)

142 A Modest Proposal, Expanded: A friend writes (some words changed in case someone can figure out who he is by text analysis/word usage

Suck it Commenter!

Posted by: A Friend at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (NF2Bf)

143 Then void CA DL for air travel.

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 01:42 PM (MS0+a)
---
we're already there...

the CA DL is not smart ID compliant, and the CA DOJ has taken the stance that our current DLs are NOT suitable for use in purchasing firearms.

how convenient for them...

https://www.crpa.org/crpa-news/firearm-purchases-
identification-issued-ca-dmv-part-2/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (YR6XW)

144
We can always talk about anal worms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brian Stelter is CNN at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (EzdLW)

145 Fox Radio News should just call themselves Pravda. They're far and away just as left as ABC and possibly more left.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)

146 In California, cancer drugs come with a cancer warning.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (hUqh+)

147 Napa Valley wines cause cancer!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (NWiLs)

148 145 They all get their news from AP no?

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (LiyEm)

149 You just had to step over and shake your head about somebody let their dog crap on the sidewalk!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 07, 2018 01:54 PM (xBSm0)

While muttering "The nerve of some people!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (gwPgz)

150 No papers? We'll send you to beautiful California for FREE!

I can just see the billboards now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (398bZ)

151 Eating Mexican babies always gives me the trots.

Posted by: zombie jonathan swift at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (ewxPW)

152
Companies could put Free of Illegal Labor stickers on their products.

Actually now that I think about it, good USA companies should already do that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (r+sAi)

153 >>This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Brian Stelter

Nope

Posted by: Kristen Bell, who likes to overshare. A lot. at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

154 Zod has encountered a related issue with respect to his Aztec laborers. I own them as chattel-labor, but I may not transport them outside of Virginia without affixing to their tunics cloth notices that read "This Labor Is The Property Of A Virginian. Employment Is Prohibited Beyond The Confines Of The Owning Virginian's Estate."

A buddy wanted to use my labor on his pool construction in Kentucky. Nope, sorry, friend.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

155

the sanctuary cities are across the nation now, not just Califonia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (fceHP)

156 147 Napa Valley wines cause cancer!
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (NWiLs)-

Change "cancer" to "gluten" and you'll really hit them where it hurts.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (CPk08)

157 -
--
JCrew Messenger Bags with included butt plug helps avoid annoying, itchy anal worms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (SrXsf)

---------------------------------------
Is it supposed to keep them out, or in?

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (pMGkg)

158 Interleukin causes cancer in California!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

159 I really wouldn't want to hold back aid to California just because they are too stupid to throw out Satan and his minions.

Posted by: goon at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (EaQ6/)

160 >>Companies could put Free of Illegal Labor stickers on their products.

"Made by Legal US Citizens"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (W+vEI)

161 See? Because of me there's a warning label now.

Posted by: California at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (ewxPW)

162 Eating Mexican babies always gives me the trots.
Posted by: zombie jonathan swift at March 07, 2018 01:56 PM (ewxPW)

Laughed way too hard at that one.

Guess that makes me a h8r.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (xPJvm)

163 Quinoa causes cancer in California!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

164 Back in the day I worked for a couple roofers in Sacramento for the better part of a year for cash. It was just about minimum wage and it sufficed to convince me to enlist. Things got better after that.

I know a rancher in Susanville who isn't shy in telling me about his illegals he houses on his ranch in single wides he gets free/cheap to do the work.

Farm labor, roofing and concrete work in California are shot through with under the table workers. Gov. Brown, who has never done an honest days labor in his miserable life, doesn't have a clue what is going on in his state.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (K0z2U)

165 127 Our city provides free dog shit bags. The dispensers are post mounted along a seven mile strip of city park. The pet walking freeloader horde dutifully plastic wrap their pet's warm gift to humanity and then chuck the seal-a-meal into berry patches and coyote bushes.
Posted by: 13times

I used to leave my trash can out for the dog walkers because I had a dog too and was always looking for a trash can. But a lot of females just throw it on the ground next to the can. peanut butter buying bitches.

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (nFwvY)

166 "Made by Legal US Citizens"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (W+vEI)

Is there any other kind of US Citizen?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (hUqh+)

167 154. Zod understands interstate commerce law.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

168 For example: even freakin' DISNEYLAND has to post a Prop. 65 sign:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/ Disneyland_Prop_65_Warning_crop.jpg

"The Disneyland Resort contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer."

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (42M22)

169 If there's one thing illegals care about, it's keeping the environment clean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (ks6bw)

170 163. REMOVE QUINOA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

171 147 Napa Valley wines cause cancer!
Posted by: Insomniac

No, seriously -- they do. According to Prop. 65.

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (42M22)

172 163 Quinoa causes cancer in California!

Quite concerning.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (Dn4Uq)

173 Incremental nipping at the margins. Crush them.

Remember the Federal Government enforcing desegregation at gunpoint? It was under Eisenhower, the same administration that brought us Operation Wetback.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (+ghcG)

174 170 163. REMOVE QUINOA
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

175 161 See? Because of me there's a warning label now.
Posted by: California at March 07, 2018 01:58 PM (ewxPW)

May cause nausea, vomiting, hair loss, narcissistic self absorption, retarded politics and financial instability.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (CPk08)

176
JCrew Messenger Bags with included butt plug helps avoid annoying, itchy anal worms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 01:51 PM (SrXsf)

Why the hate for massager bags? Inge the Swedish Masseuse has one and she's never used it negatively.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (e1mEI)

177 Posted by: ace at March 07, 2018 01:46 PM (8rNrN)

As if...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (gwPgz)

178 "The Disneyland Resort contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer."

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (42M22)

When every place causes cancer no place causes cancer.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (hUqh+)

179 Breitbart

The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (roQNm)

180 Those prison jeans all had holes in the butts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 01:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

My pair has zippers on front and back....

Posted by: SHEP! GIVES AND TAKES WITH EASE! at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (jjaLl)

181 160: If it's cheaper, people will buy it. A warning label is no deterrent, less than a slap on the wrist

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (W4xXw)

182 Napa Valley wines cause cancer!
Posted by: Insomniac

No, seriously -- they do. According to Prop. 65.
Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2018 01:59 PM (42M22)

so does California rice I read some time in the past

something to do with the soil

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (fceHP)

183 help

Posted by: Kristen's Butt Worms at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (vtcmf)

184 179 Breitbart

The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (roQNm)

Cocks v. Glocks

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

185
Now I have the "look for the union label" jingle from the 70's in my head

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (lKyWE)

186 147 Napa Valley wines cause cancer!
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
***************
what? what?

Posted by: Pantsy Pelosi at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (K0z2U)

187 >>Is there any other kind of US Citizen?

Well, the way the Left talks about immigrants, they refer to illegals as undocumented citizens, too. Just trying to be clear, that's all.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

188 For example: even freakin' DISNEYLAND has to post a Prop. 65 sign:

So with all these warnings about cancer, I can assume nobody in California gets cancer?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (O5Q3r)

189 183 help
Posted by: Kristen's Butt Worms at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (vtcmf)

Hey, you get to live in a pretty sweet ass.

Well, it was pretty sweet till you moved in.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (Dn4Uq)

190 Nancy Pelosi causes cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

191 "This search engine is known to help the communist Chinese government repress its people by censoring search results."

It's not just the chinese though. They do that here and in Europe. They are driving things back to the stone age where the only reliable communication will be face to face. As C. S. Lewis observed in Abolition of Man, technological advances do not represent an increase in power of man over nature. They represent an increase in power of some men over other men. I thought that was a bit of a misrepresentation when I first read it, but no. He was right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2)

192 145
Fox Radio News should just call themselves Pravda. They're far and away just as left as ABC and possibly more left.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)

Cable news (and cable in general) is dead. The average age of CNN and MSNBC's viewers is 62. Fox is 68. Radio is worse. Rush Limbaugh's average listener is 67.

Nobody under 30 gets their news from the television nor do they listen to radio.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (UBzPO)

193 Being alive causes cancer.

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)

194 When every place causes cancer no place causes cancer.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (hUqh+)

There's no cure, there's no answer. Everything gives you cancer.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (CPk08)

195 193 Being alive causes cancer.
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)

Life is a terminal sexually-transmitted condition.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

196 Worrying about what causes cancer causes cancer.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

197 Cocks v. Glocks

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

Cock-holsters vs. Glock-owners

Posted by: SHEP! GIVES AND TAKES WITH EASE! at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (jjaLl)

198 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

199 If it's war, then treat any vehicle traversing east with California license plates as hostile. Perform a citizens arrest and seize the vehicle and its contents. Occupants are then sent to prisoner of war camps.

Would a group of individuals wearing gray be allowed to travel thru Ohio, or a group of individuals in blue traveling thru Alabama in 1863 be treated any differently.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (hqZPQ)

200 Our city provides free dog shit bags. The dispensers are post mounted
along a seven mile strip of city park. The pet walking freeloader horde
dutifully plastic wrap their pet's warm gift to humanity and then chuck
the seal-a-meal into berry patches and coyote bushes.
I'm a volunteer!

Posted by: volunteer dog-shit bagger at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (ewxPW)

201 Being alive causes cancer.

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)

-----------------------------
As well as certain death.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (5NMZN)

202 "All labor will be done by flippy the wonder bionic picker by the end of the twenties.Posted by: Bismarckian

yeah, grapes (and several others) are already picked that way. They are working on the machine with 20 arms with hands, that pick individual apples or peaches. As costs come down, many states can become more horticulturally productive.

Probably the same with chicken management and processing. (where a lot of illegals were arrested many years back around my parts)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (bT8Z4)

203 Man, I've got a killer comment for the anal worm thread.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (398bZ)

204 "These Crocs Were Manufactured By Heterosexual Illegal Immigrant Laborers Who Swear In Spanish That They Will Make Them, But That They Cannot Be Forced To Wear Them."

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

205 198 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.
Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

SLAPFIIIIIGHT!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)

206 Its a great idea, but even our conservative leaning Supreme Court seems to green light anything open border for dubious reasons and any sort of mild pushback is shut down.

See AZ for an example. Very modest proposal that local law enforcement aid ICE and the SC gutted it.

Posted by: Maritime at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (lKmt3)

207 Anal worms cause ass cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)

208
So with all these warnings about cancer, I can assume nobody in California gets cancer?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (O5Q3r)

The ones who live in places with "Cancer Free Zone" signs don't, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (hUqh+)

209 I was doing some yardwork in AZ, and my neighbor came over and told me he rented a wetback.
Said if I needed to borrow him for a while, just make sure he got all his work done first.
Then the neighbor left for the afternoon.
So I went over and gave that beaner a beer, cuz it was hot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (xBSm0)

210 190 Nancy Pelosi causes cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

Speaking of Gummy Anal Worms...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:04 PM (VM6ev)

211 Life is a terminal sexually-transmitted condition.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

It is at least fairly easy to cure.

Posted by: A E Houseman at March 07, 2018 02:04 PM (CPk08)

212 It could be useful to use that against tech companies that suck up to
China. "This search engine is known to help the communist Chinese
government repress its people by censoring search results."

This app produced by H1B coders while your neighbor is on food stamps.

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

213 Calif. rice is grown on land no one wanted to farm because of poor drainage - there's a clay and hardpan layer. Lightbulb moment. Hey, rice likes puddles!

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (K3B2k)

214 179 Breitbart

The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:00 PM (roQNm)

How many divisions does Brown have? Meh, it's Lemmon 714.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (VM6ev)

215 McDonald's burgers are made of anal worms!

Posted by: I Read it on Yahoo News at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (398bZ)

216 Cocks v. Glocks

Rifles vs. Guns

Posted by: Gny. Sgt. Hartman at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (NF2Bf)

217 Excellent idea.

Too bad we can't require similar labels for bills proposed in Congress, likes "PRODUCED BY A FOREIGN JURISDICTION IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS."

Posted by: ShainS at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (ZrrAP)

218 The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war.

Brown's proposal is accepted, let's go for the Coulter solution: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (kUmUV)

219 Cement and Granite counter tops emit low levels of radiation. We must ban all cement and granite.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (aVYsC)

220 Would a group of individuals wearing gray be allowed
to travel thru Ohio ... in 1863...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2018 02:02 PM (hqZPQ)

-----------------------------
No. But Indiana...

Posted by: John Hunt Morgan at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (5NMZN)

221 I hate it when I spell my own name wrong.

Posted by: A E Housman at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (CPk08)

222 Hey, I just sent the "modest proposal" to my Texas state senator. I suggest everyone do the same.

Posted by: Lynn at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (K0sJh)

223 213 Calif. rice is grown on land no one wanted to farm because of poor drainage - there's a clay and hardpan layer. Lightbulb moment. Hey, rice likes puddles!
Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (K3B2k)

I saw Rice Lake Puddles open for Crosby Stills Nash at the Fillmore East in '72.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (VM6ev)

224 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2)

If you don't get something profound out of reading a CS Lewis commentary, you need to go back and read it again until you do!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (gwPgz)

225 Modester proposal: jurisdictions identifying themselves as sanctuary states or sanctuary cities should be declared to be engaged in insurrection and rebellion against the United States and placed under martial law, with all government personnel pertaining to the affected jursidictions incarcerated until the end of the rebellion or their court martial. Any judges issuing opinions attempting to rule these procedures illegal should be arrested for usurpation of powers properly the domain of the legislative and executive branches, and treated as part of the rebellion.

Trump won't do it. But he should. Because if it doesn't happen and we go through another Democrat period before the next populist shows up, it's not going to stop with mere application of the Insurrection Act. It's going to go straight to Bosnia or worse; and this time the outside powers are going to be feeding the flames.

Posted by: Rollory at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (3Crg3)

226 The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war.

////

Mobilize the CA National Guard, bitch, or STFU.

Posted by: stony creek at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (sstSH)

227 I still say if you want an easy way to really make a difference on illegal immigration, use the IRS to go after business owners.

A few high profile cases, a few people in prison for fraud and being part of ID theft and the jobs would dry up.

The Executive branch has a lot of latitude on what they can decide to enforce

Posted by: Maritime at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (lKmt3)

228 If only we had a political party to introduce such legislation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (QQ+il)

229 A simple label to cover it - "The state of California maybe hazardous to your health."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:07 PM (lPNdA)

230 Our master plan to LABEL ALL THE THINGS continues.

Posted by: Pa Dept. of Agriculture at March 07, 2018 02:07 PM (FhXTo)

231 >>How many divisions does Brown have? Meh, it's Lemmon 714. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (VM6ev)

He has the Joy Division, sweetheart, and they're Fabulous!

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

232 ---------------------------------------
Is it supposed to keep them out, or in?

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 01:57 PM (pMGkg)

That reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke about his wife's cooking is so bad the screen door keeps the files in.

Oddly, the predictive text on my phone predicted that entire joke.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 07, 2018 02:07 PM (pIxBm)

233 I still say if you want an easy way to really make a difference on illegal immigration, use the IRS to go after business owners.

*giggles*

Oh silly.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (NF2Bf)

234 ..and every Apple phone can have a label that says "Made by slave labor in Communist China"

Posted by: vivi at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (11H2y)

235 >>This app produced by H1B coders while your neighbor is on food stamps.

Your social media content is being reviewed by foreign employees with no understanding of, or respect for, the 1st Amendment for offensive content, and you will be suspended based on their assessments of the content's appropriateness.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (W+vEI)

236 225 Modester proposal: jurisdictions identifying themselves as sanctuary states or sanctuary cities should be declared to be engaged in insurrection and rebellion against the United States and placed under martial law, with all government personnel pertaining to the affected jursidictions incarcerated until the end of the rebellion or their court martial. Any judges issuing opinions attempting to rule these procedures illegal should be arrested for usurpation of powers properly the domain of the legislative and executive branches, and treated as part of the rebellion.

Trump won't do it. But he should. Because if it doesn't happen and we go through another Democrat period before the next populist shows up, it's not going to stop with mere application of the Insurrection Act. It's going to go straight to Bosnia or worse; and this time the outside powers are going to be feeding the flames.
Posted by: Rollory at March 07, 2018 02:06 PM (3Crg3)

An even modester proposal: nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Pvt Vasquez at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (CPk08)

237 See AZ for an example. Very modest proposal that local law enforcement aid ICE and the SC gutted it.

Posted by: Maritime at March 07, 2018 02:03 PM (lKmt3)

Funny how NOW they're reading the Tenth Amendment!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (gwPgz)

238 Well, if one thing good comes out of all of this, we got our 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: Kristen's Butt Worms at March 07, 2018 02:08 PM (vtcmf)

239 I still say if you want an easy way to really make a difference on illegal immigration, use the IRS to go after business owners.

A few high profile cases, a few people in prison for fraud and being part of ID theft and the jobs would dry up.

The Executive branch has a lot of latitude on what they can decide to enforce

Posted by: Maritime

18000 sealed indictments ...

Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (MS0+a)

240 Alar killed my free range vegan ferret.

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (398bZ)

241 This might be useful. It will be fun.

LETS DO IT!

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (N8qBP)

242 I like Rice, Lake & Puddles' album Grain Salad Surgery

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (Dn4Uq)

243 A mandate to change California's sign from "Welcome to California" to "Welcome to California--Watch the shit in our streets!"

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (vDqXW)

244 A-10s cleaning up the Sunset Strip....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (hqZPQ)

245 212 This app produced by H1B coders while your neighbor is on food stamps.
Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

"What, you expect us to teach your lazy-ass neighbor how to code? I bet he can't even do Trig!"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (yXU4O)

246
Just saw that that Federal judge Orrick has blocked Xavier Becerra. He ruled that the Federal government can block Federal monies to punish sanctuary cities/states.

At the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (VM6ev)

247 Of course the PRC space station Tiangong-1 just might decide to deorbit and crash into California.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9qmqqkm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (lPNdA)

248 Based on how firearm magazines are sold it would seem to be legal to just ban products that are being produced in "sanctuary areas."

Posted by: geoffb at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (zOpu5)

249 240 Alar killed my free range vegan ferret.

Is that what you call your (oiled) mish?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (Dn4Uq)

250
So this plan, I like this plan.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 07, 2018
*
*
"I like this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!"

Posted by: Peter Venkman at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (uk/oG)

251
Cement and Granite counter tops emit low levels of radiation. We must ban all cement and granite.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (aVYsC)

Ironically California was one of the largest producers of cement in the country until the enviromentalist drove the cement business out 30 years ago

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

252 249 240 Alar killed my free range vegan ferret.

Is that what you call your (oiled) mish?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (Dn4Uq)

Not Val Jar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:11 PM (VM6ev)

253 -
--
Alar killed my free range vegan ferret.
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM

-----------------------------

What will you use to apply your fur oil now?

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 02:11 PM (pMGkg)

254 no family deserves to be torn apart.
Just their babies.

Posted by: vivi at March 07, 2018 02:11 PM (11H2y)

255 231 >>How many divisions does Brown have? Meh, it's Lemmon 714. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:05 PM (VM6ev)

He has the Joy Division, sweetheart, and they're Fabulous!
Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

Actually? Calif. National Guard...

40th Infantry Division.

Posted by: Calif. Whip and Collar... at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

256 >>244 A-10s cleaning up the Sunset Strip....
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (hqZPQ)

The Hollywood Walk of Flame.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

257 New mandated California state slogan

"Eureka!" -> "Eureka! I stepped in shit!"

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (vDqXW)

258 Trump is fighting a lot of wars - immigration with CA, trade war with EU, NAFTA..

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (a0IVu)

259 Was out clearing off snow in areas of my driveway and this snow is extremely heavy, couldn't use a snow shovel had to use a flat shovel.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (aC6Sd)

260 but, ace, that's not who we are.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (V3U1L)

261 Eureka! I've been looking for a tent city!

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (vDqXW)

262 I feel pretty certain that every state in the Union would want to open this can of worms. Can you imagine the shit that would hit the fan if candidates, not to mention already elected officials had to actually take a stand on something like this! It would be chaos. The amount of ass covering would be impossible to track with the best radars at our disposal.

Posted by: goon at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (EaQ6/)

263 I wouldn't be surprised if CA mandated "homeless" crossing signs around the tent cities.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (Pqytn)

264 On things like ICE raids, I'm all for this, but a big raid they'll maybe round up a couple hundred people. I doubt even half of that get deported.

But you walk into like any fast food place or other establishment where there's a lot of minimum wage type work and I bet a 1/3rd the staff is here illegally. The days of a 16 year old behind the counter is long gone.

You find a way to scare these owners from hiring these people, you'll see an exodus out of here far more than any ICE raids.

Posted by: Maritime at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (lKmt3)

265 40th Infantry Division.

Posted by: Calif. Whip and Collar... at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

The fabulous division.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (hUqh+)

266 DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y882eysq

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

267 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.

Narcolepsy v Senility.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

268 The Golden State -> The Brown State.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (vDqXW)

269 I suspect the only reason for this post was to serve as an excuse to use the phrase "Kentucky Whip and Collar Co".

Posted by: Iowa Bob, totally not a Russian BOT at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (tu3iY)

270 DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress.

We'll hold an inquiry. Issue a strongly-worded letter. Perhaps even criticize someone.

Posted by: Your Congress at Work at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (Dn4Uq)

271 The California State Military Reserve has 1400 members. The Texas Sate Guard should be able to handle them. (Of course it's the Texas GOP talking about secessing in Texas).

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (5NMZN)

272 260 but, ace, that's not who we are.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 07, 2018 02:12 PM (V3U1L)

When we finally crack down on liberals, I want one of those leather trench coats so that I can stand at Californian train stations and demand to see people's "papers".

Just for fun.

Posted by: Jwest at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (/roJx)

273 If I decide to rob a bank today will Jeff Sessions sue me?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (r9UYA)

274 We'll hold an inquiry. Issue a strongly-worded letter. Perhaps even criticize someone.
Posted by: Your Congress at Work at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (Dn4Uq)
---
We can almost guarantee a furrowing of brows.

Posted by: Senate Republicans at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (vDqXW)

275 Liberal states already require labeling of GMO foods and warning labels on firearms, so why not warning labels on products potentially made by illegal alien labor?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (N5dam)

276 Like so many things these days:

Great idea; never happen.

Might upset Uniparty.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (e11dj)

277 267 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.
Narcolepsy v Senility. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

Moon Beam vs. Moon Pie.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

278 The Executive branch has a lot of latitude on what they can decide to enforce

Posted by: Maritime

18000 sealed indictments ...
Posted by: Jean at March 07, 2018 02:09 PM (MS0+a)

Actually? They are not supposed to have any latitude on what they enforce.

This whole 'Prosecutorial Discretion' means we get to decide what laws to NOT enforce, flies in the face of their own Oaths of Office...

Sophistry... pure and simple..

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

279 I know whose Army has the most saline-inflated testicles!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (Dn4Uq)

280 246
Just saw that that Federal judge Orrick has blocked Xavier Becerra. He ruled that the Federal government can block Federal monies to punish sanctuary cities/states.

At the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (VM6ev)

The vacuum cleaner guy is also a judge?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (4ErVI)

281
DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y882eysq

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

======================
Eric Holder has been making a nuisance of himself lately.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (Pqytn)

282 Wow. Never heard of Kristen Bell before but she is sizzling hot. She does not look like the sort of person that would have a worm problem. Although, if I were forced to choose a way in which to contract worms, it would be through her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (/qEW2)

283 If current trends continue, we'll soon be able to farm our sidewalks covered in rich, organic compost.

It's a Green Revolution, baby.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (398bZ)

284 DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress. <<<<<<<

Nine years late is better than never, oh wait, no it isn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (r+sAi)

285 277
267 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.

Narcolepsy v Senility. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

Moon Beam vs. Moon Pie.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
The Geritol Wars, Part 1: Act 1

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (a0IVu)

286 If companies and other states can refuse to do business in another state because they disagree with that state's legislation/ laws , I think everything is fair game now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (SEnIW)

287 But the Supreme Court found that such labeling requirements were a permissible regulation under the intestate commerce clause.

There's no excuse in this day and age for intestate commerce. We have estate planning attorneys to help with that sort of thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (p+Wdc)

288 pro tip when eating in Lost Angels restaurants: check out the rest room before you sit down to eat.

if there is a trash can in each stall, so the kitchen help can throw the toilet paper in there when they wipe their ass, eat somewhere else.

after all, if they still haven't adapted to having functional plumbing, what makes you think they are following our food safety rules either, instead of doing that just like they do back home too?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (YR6XW)

289 282 Wow. Never heard of Kristen Bell before but she is sizzling hot.

The gams on that dame!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (Dn4Uq)

290 277
267 Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions are at war?? lol.

Narcolepsy v Senility. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

Moon Beam vs. Moon Pie.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

The thrilla of vanilla?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (Dp6qK)

291 A-10s cleaning up the Sunset Strip....

Second look?

Posted by: White Phosphorous Munitions at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (NF2Bf)

292 284: and then what?

Posted by: CN at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (W4xXw)

293 Wow. Never heard of Kristen Bell before but she is sizzling hot. She does not look like the sort of person that would have a worm problem. Although, if I were forced to choose a way in which to contract worms, it would be through her.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Supposedly got them from her 3 yr old from daycare

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (SrXsf)

294 At least I schtupped Linda Ronstadt back when she was hot. Can Sessions say that? Huh?

Posted by: Moonbeam Brown at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (Dn4Uq)

295 Olive harvesting is very labor intensive. Can't mechanically shake olive trees. Bruising matters less if the olives are for pressing.

Lots of fig, prune and peach groves in Calif, too.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (K3B2k)

296 The Golden State -> The Brown State.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (vDqXW)

The revised California state flag emblazoned with the motto:

Does the California Bear still sh!t in the woods?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:18 PM (gwPgz)

297 >>Nine years late is better than never, oh wait, no it isn't.

Yea, I was really shocked when both Holder and Lynch refused to comply with a request that would have shown corruption in the Obama DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:18 PM (/tuJf)

298 >>if there is a trash can in each stall, so the kitchen help can throw the toilet paper in there when they wipe their ass, eat somewhere else.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (YR6XW)

If they wipe their ass.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

299 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart

Including apparently, the Manson family.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (326rv)

300 Just saw that that Federal judge Orrick has blocked Xavier Becerra. He ruled that the Federal government can block Federal monies to punish sanctuary cities/states.

At the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (VM6ev)

The vacuum cleaner guy is also a judge?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

He sucks!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (SrXsf)

301 I think the United States shouldn't send California any paper work.

That everything they want from the Federal government has to retrieved in person from a government office.

So the federal government isn't paying money to do "California's job".

(I hear the Californicators whine that if a state or county official has to lift a pencil or a phone to communicate with ICE, it shouldn't have to "do ICE's job for them".)

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (vDqXW)

302
Olive harvesting is very labor intensive. Can't mechanically shake olive
trees. Bruising matters less if the olives are for pressing.

Lots of fig, prune and peach groves in Calif, too.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (K3B2k)

===========================Temporary agricultural visas. Just like the old days.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (Pqytn)

303 if there is a trash can in each stall, so the
kitchen help can throw the toilet paper in there when they wipe their
ass, eat somewhere else.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 02:16 PM (YR6XW)

If they wipe their ass.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

------------------------------
...with paper

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (5NMZN)

304 google and facebook pay next to nothing in taxes.

but if they had to pay the people whose data they sold 75% of the gross, a lot of that money would be taxable. why do google and facebook hate civilization?

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

305 DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y882eysq

======================
Eric Holder has been making a nuisance of himself lately.
==========
Oh what joy that would be!

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (dKcyo)

306 -
--
DOJ to turn over Fast and Furious documents to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y882eysq

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM

-------------------

Why did Sessions tell Chaffetz "no" on Sat. just to turn around on Wed.?

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (pMGkg)

307 Congratulations, California, your DA's name sounds like porn starlet.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (vDqXW)

308 Cecile Richards
@CecileRichards
No family deserves to be torn apart

How these people don't just burst into flames is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)

309 297: Hey, Holder was never told about that operation

Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (W4xXw)

310 271 The California State Military Reserve has 1400 members. The Texas Sate Guard should be able to handle them. (Of course it's the Texas GOP talking about secessing in Texas).
Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:14 PM (5NMZN)

40th Infantry Division... although parts of it are from Oregon and Hawaii...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

311 How these people don't just burst into flames is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)
Hopefully because the eternal flames of hell await them.

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (a0IVu)

312 >>Why did Sessions tell Chaffetz "no" on Sat. just to turn around on Wed.?

Probably cause Chaffetz quit his job in Congress months ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (/tuJf)

313 247 Of course the PRC space station Tiangong-1 just might decide to deorbit and crash into California.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9qmqqkm
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (lPNdA)

The Heavens-Above site linked in the article is great.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (xjiRE)

314 Nine years late is better than never, oh wait, no it isn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 02:15 PM (r+sAi)

Careful observance of the Statute of Limitations timelines is part of our charter!

Posted by: DOJ Spokesman Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (gwPgz)

315 Anal bleaching combined with vaginal steaming and jade eggs won't kill anal worms, but they'll knock them the fuck back for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (398bZ)

316 The Surgeon General has determined that this product contains liberal horseshit, not to mention rape, murder, extortion, assault, robbery, illegal entry, fraud, identity theft, and cultural appropriation.

Posted by: goon at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (EaQ6/)

317 The fabulous division.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:13 PM (hUqh+)
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ya gotta love the patch, given the state of the state these days...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40th_
Infantry_Division_(United_States)

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (YR6XW)

318 Oh... wait... never mind... seems the 40th ID is in Afghanistan...

Sucks to be you Gov,.,,,

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (NgKpN)

319 why do google and facebook hate civilization?

Resistance is futile

Posted by: Locutus of Faceborg at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (NF2Bf)

320 They already did this with GMO foods... some states like Vermont bitched about allowing GMO foods into their state and Obama finally passed a bill requiring the labeling..

So.. yeah.. we should be able to know if something was produced in a sanctuary municipality or state.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (so+oy)

321 304
google and facebook pay next to nothing in taxes.

but if they had to pay the people whose data they sold 75% of the gross, a lot of that money would be taxable. why do google and facebook hate civilization?

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

There was a story on slashdot of googlers telling the tales of woe about the company that perfected spying on people selling the tech for military purposes. They have no sense of irony, human nature, or history. And they control access to your data.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM (Dp6qK)

322 40th Infantry Division... although parts of it are from Oregon and Hawaii...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (NgKpN)
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But that is a federal force.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (5NMZN)

323 298 If they wipe their ass.
Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

The H1B coders where I work still shit on the floor or on the walls of the stall sometimes.

I've been told by someone else (I'm not a coder, don't know how to code) it's because they _stand up on top of the seat_ when they go.

They could just be messing with me, though.
He could be screwing with me

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (yXU4O)

324 40th Infantry Division... although parts of it are from Oregon and Hawaii...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

The 40th ID. "First to fist"

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (hUqh+)

325 Taking notes. Many notes.

Posted by: Bob from Google at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (r9UYA)

326 Does the California Bear still sh!t in the woods?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

Shits in the woods, lettuce fields, restaurant bathrooms, ...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (SrXsf)

327 Hopefully because the eternal flames of hell await them.

I have often wondered if there is just a vacuum where their soul should be or if the space is filled with shit or something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (QQ+il)

328 309 297: Hey, Holder was never told about that operation

Posted by: Integrity Mike at March 07, 2018 02:20 PM (W4xXw)

If only Comrade Obama had known...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:23 PM (gwPgz)

329 I for one would be pleased to see Holder get the Saddam Hussein treatment...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:23 PM (yXU4O)

330 Shelob spiders. California needs lots and lots of genetically-mutated U.S. Army Shelob spiders.

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)

331 They could just be messing with me, though.
He could be screwing with me
Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:22 PM (yXU4O)
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I think they are. I've worked with quite a few H1B workers most of my IT career.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:23 PM (vDqXW)

332 The H1B coders where I work still shit on the floor or on the walls of the stall sometimes.

I've been told by someone else (I'm not a coder, don't know how to code) it's because they _stand up on top of the seat_ when they go.

They could just be messing with me, though.
He could be screwing with me
Posted by: Hikaru

Not messing with you. Standing/squatting is 1st in the 3rd world.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:24 PM (SrXsf)

333 Federally rename the State of California in all federal correspondence to Dumbfuckistan.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:24 PM (vDqXW)

334 Shelob spiders. California needs lots and lots of genetically-mutated U.S. Army Shelob spiders.

Don't forget about us!

Posted by: Nazgul Air Force at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (NF2Bf)

335 Uh - the homepage is a bit whacked.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (eytER)

336 Not messing with you. Standing/squatting is 1st in the 3rd world.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:24 PM (SrXsf)

Aiming not so much...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (gwPgz)

337 How these people don't just burst into flames is a mystery to me.
============
Hopefully because the eternal flames of hell await them.
========

People, sometimes come to their senses and repent.

With abortion their are many examples. One of the most famous was Dr. Bernie Nathanson. He was a huge abortion practitioner for many years. Then saw the light and became a dedicated foe of the abortion industry. One of the right to lifers asked him how he could live with himself since he had literally been personally responsible for killing an entire small city population. He said if I think about what I've done I'll go mad. I have to think about what I'm doing now.

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (UDJaq)

338 Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /home/ace/public_html/skins/1/3c-body.php on line 24

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (eytER)

339 I think Kristen Bell used to be a regular guest on Craig Ferguson's show. There was much flirting. She didn't have a filter.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 07, 2018 02:25 PM (pIxBm)

340 332
The H1B coders where I work still shit on the floor or on the walls of the stall sometimes.

I've been told by someone else (I'm not a coder, don't know how to
code) it's because they _stand up on top of the seat_ when they go.

They could just be messing with me, though.

He could be screwing with me

Posted by: Hikaru

Not messing with you. Standing/squatting is 1st in the 3rd world.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:24 PM (SrXsf)
Pretty common in India - squatting toilets and its not uncommon to see folks poop on the side of the roads. So, yeah.

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (a0IVu)

341 I squat with a crystal in each hand. Never have to wipe.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (398bZ)

342 Baltimore Mayor: We Will Send 60 Buses of Kids to March Against Guns in DC -- With Free Food and T-Shirts

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (r9UYA)

343
Just so ya know Fort Irwin is in Ca and it's home to the 11th Cav

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (lKyWE)

344 Cecile Richards must be trolling. Could anyone like her really be that stupid? They are sociopathic trolls. It's all a joke to them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)

345 Front page is broken. "Parse error"

Posted by: wooga at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (Pf/mn)

346 Da blog be broke?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:26 PM (ptqGC)

347 335 Uh - the homepage is a bit whacked.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Suck

don't even joke about the tech giants and revenue sharing. sorry about that ace.

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (nFwvY)

348 oops

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /home/ace/public_html/skins/1/3c-body.php on line 24

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (roQNm)

349 So I guess it is Nood Parse Error

Posted by: wooga at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (Pf/mn)

350 Somebody forgot to feed Pixy's hamsters. The site is screwed up again. Not loading properly.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (UbIEK)

351 We'll take care of the Hollywood hills.

Posted by: Warg Calvalry at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (NF2Bf)

352 Pretty massive snowfall outside of Philly. We've got about 8 inches, already, and it's coming down pretty solidly. Looks like it's Jan 15th out there. This is a nice way to end the winter. A little shoveling/snowblowing and we'll be good to go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (8gDQu)

353
Well I don't think these anal worms are natural to CA. I'm gonna guess they illegally crossed the southern border.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (r+sAi)

354 The hamsters apparently gave out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

355 Hey Ace, this is what is showing on your page:

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '

And then blank space and no other posts.

I already had this tab open, only way I had access.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (rco8e)

356 Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)
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They just like any other news service on Radio reads the AP wire store. Stick to Being Rip Van SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at least you know that routine

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

357 The senate would never pass that unless they kill the filibuster first.

Since the precedent has been set with the ACA - where SCOTUS ruled that the clear text of the law doesn't matter and regulations just have synergy with the title of the law - I say that Trump just orders his admin to issue regulations to require it. After all, obviously the writers of the "Fair Packaging and Labeling Act" would agree that it's only "fair" that sanctuary states label their products as such.

Posted by: lymond at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (Jvjtu)

358 "Parse Error" is just the new skin Ace chose on the updated Pixy.

Posted by: Axebot at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (vDqXW)

359 You wanted more Ace.

You'd settle for, um, that sandwich-looking guy.

You'll get a parse error.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (eytER)

360 Obviously someone beat me to it (parse error, whatever the hell that is).

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (UbIEK)

361 Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '

Posted by: Threadwinner! at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (NF2Bf)

362 I saw Parse Error open for New Order, Manchester Free Trade Hall, 1986

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (Dn4Uq)

363 >>Hopefully because the eternal flames of hell await them.

No exclamation point? Zod has paid his ticket, he expects the *real* ride!

Posted by: Zod at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

364 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (8gDQu)
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another snowstorm for ya early next week

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (y3aQB)

365 Parse error is the new lace wigs

Posted by: wooga at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (Pf/mn)

366 -
--
>Why did Sessions tell Chaffetz "no" on Sat. just to turn around on Wed.?

Probably cause Chaffetz quit his job in Congress months ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:21 PM

-------------------------

And that makes lying to him OK?

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (pMGkg)

367 Middle-Class flight out of California is a real thing.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (Pqytn)

368
Do not leave this post or you will forever be trapped in syntaxes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

369 355 Hey Ace, this is what is showing on your page:
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '
And then blank space and no other posts.

So if you leave there's no coming back? Don't anybody call "nood."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (398bZ)

370 Parse Error

Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (vDqXW)

371 Huh, half the post got truncated.

I'll try again. This is what is says:

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /home/ace/public_html/skins/1/3c-body.php on line 24

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (rco8e)

372 The new post is showing up on Recent Entries:

Sen. Grassley, Rep. Goodlatte Write Letter to Sessions and Deputy AG Rosenstein Demanding Special Counsel, Pointing Out DOJ's and FBI's Unavoidable Conflicts of Interest in "Investigating Themselves"

The link to the page is returning the same parse error though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (eytER)

373 N00d is here.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=374194

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (pvjTE)

374 352 Pretty massive snowfall outside of Philly. We've got about 8 inches, already, and it's coming down pretty solidly. Looks like it's Jan 15th out there. This is a nice way to end the winter. A little shoveling/snowblowing and we'll be good to go.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (8gDQu)

And 85 miles or so to the west?

Absolutely Nothing.

Work pre-cancelled overnight expecting to get hit the same as Philly.

We got nothing.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (yXU4O)

375 I'd be all for a warning label on BHPs.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT INCLUDES A MAGAZINE DISCONNECT 'SAFETY' DEVICE AND WILL NOT OPERATE PROPERLY WITHOUT A MAGAZINE FULLY INSERTED.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (y87Qq)

376 Parse error > Lace wigs

Posted by: Commenter at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (NF2Bf)

377 (parse error, whatever the hell that is).

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:28 PM (UbIEK)

The blog is demanding all coding be in Esperanto. ace had better brush up on it fast.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (8gDQu)

378 340 332
The H1B coders where I work still shit on the floor or on the walls of the stall sometimes.

I've been told by someone else (I'm not a coder, don't know how to
code) it's because they _stand up on top of the seat_ when they go.

They could just be messing with me, though.

He could be screwing with me

Posted by: Hikaru

Not messing with you. Standing/squatting is 1st in the 3rd world.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:24 PM (SrXsf)
Pretty common in India - squatting toilets and its not uncommon to see folks poop on the side of the roads. So, yeah.
Posted by: IC at March 07

chocolate rain
some can't aim and others smell the pain

Posted by: x at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (nFwvY)

379 Embrace the sin taxes!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (5NMZN)

380 Parse error: syntax error, unexpected

You're supposed to speak to it in Parseltongue.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (fuK7c)

381 Hi ace. Greetings from Sunny California!

Sucks when your website goes down, doesn't it?

Wonder why that happened?

Posted by: Some Guy from Google at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (CPk08)

382 What's this I hear about sin taxes!?!

Posted by: Emily Latella at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW)

383 They just like any other news service on Radio reads the AP wire store. Stick to Being Rip Van SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at least you know that routine

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

Something I noticed recently on Fox News; if you read the "chyron" (or whatever it is they call that text stream that runs at the bottom of the screen all the time), it's clear they are just displaying AP news blurbs, and nothing more.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (UbIEK)

384 >>They just like any other news service on Radio reads the AP wire store. Stick to Being Rip Van SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at least you know that routine

You're an idiot. Probably a mincing ponce too.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)

385
I think it is Aliens. My windows 10 has been fubar since about 4:20 this morning.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (roQNm)

386 Wonder why that happened?

Posted by: Some Guy from Google at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (CPk0

---
Parse error.

Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW)

387 I saw Half the Post got Truncated open for Warning Labels are Fun and Educational at the Agora in 2011.

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (UDJaq)

388 What is the big deal about anal worms? Nobody ever heard of pinworms before which uses to be a fairly common things for pre-schoolers to catch years ago?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (8+Ozj)

389 Do not leave this post or you will forever be trapped in syntaxes.

It's the Phantom Zone out there..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:31 PM (QQ+il)

390 Parse error?

Maybe Skuld could be hired on an H1B to help Pixy Misa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:31 PM (lPNdA)

391 What is the big deal about anal worms?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (8+Ozj)

This would be a terrible Seinfeld routine.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 07, 2018 02:31 PM (y87Qq)

392 There was a nood. Now it's gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

393 And we out!

Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (vDqXW)

394 And 85 miles or so to the west?

Absolutely Nothing.

Work pre-cancelled overnight expecting to get hit the same as Philly.

We got nothing.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:29 PM (yXU4O)

You're missing out. It's a nice snow. I'm thinking about heading to the Poconos for a little skiing ... (I haven't skied in about 25 years so that might not be the best idea, but, it's still percolating in my mind).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (8gDQu)

395 >>And that makes lying to him OK?

Why would you automatically believe anything that Jason Chaffetz says? Is he some sort of Diogenes reincarnated?

Chaffetz is now a talking head for Fox and like all pundits he lives to create controversy, often on his own side.

I'm more concerned with what the documents say than an ex-congressman's butthurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

396 Machines For Sale > Parse error > Lace wigs

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (QQ+il)

397 391 What is the big deal about anal worms?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (8+Ozj)

This would be a terrible Seinfeld routine.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 07, 2018 02:31 PM (y87Qq)

ANAL WORM'S GETTING ANGRY!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (yXU4O)

398 "The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war."

More oral flatulence from Governor Moonbeam.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (hLRSq)

399 Nood is here (link follows)

No, it isn't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)

400 You're an idiot. Probably a mincing ponce too.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)
-----------
AWWWW Sweetheart did you get Triggered by the Truth??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 02:33 PM (y3aQB)

401 I've been parsed.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2018 02:33 PM (r9UYA)

402 AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 07, 2018 02:33 PM (CPk08)

403 At a moment like this what is needed is a highly violent action by some highly stupid people that will get some people killed. Anyone know where Soros is?

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 07, 2018 02:33 PM (2LelM)

404 The parse errors will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

405 "The rhetoric between Jerry Brown and Jeff Sessions has gone up a notch. Brown says it's war."

More oral flatulence from Governor Moonbeam.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Cut ALL federal dinero.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (SrXsf)

406 No, it isn't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)
-------------------------
But my comment may still be out there somewhere. Bob, a little help?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (5NMZN)

407 Line 24 will get you every time!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (IqV8l)

408
There's an arse in your parse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (r+sAi)

409 399 Nood is here (link follows)

No, it isn't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)

++++

They took it down.

I still have it ina tab. Here's the headline.

Sen. Grassley, Rep. Goodlatte Write Letter to Sessions and Deputy AG Rosenstein Demanding Special Counsel, Pointing Out DOJ's and FBI's Unavoidable Conflicts of Interest in "Investigating Themselves"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (pvjTE)

410 399 Nood is here (link follows)

No, it isn't.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)

Was for a moment now also broke.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (hUqh+)

411 I thought Ace broke the Internet.

Moving On...Big News.

DOJ just announced that they are going to release documents withheld by Holder and Obama on Fast and Furious scandal.

Somebody must of put an "upper" in Sessions metamucil.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

412 I left a comment in the nood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

413 These all look like completely achievable and reasoned responses to the lawlessness of states like CA . . .and will also be helpful in winning the midterms by highlighting the despicable, dangerous, anti-American actions of the leftist, socialist Democrat menace . . . . which is why the GOPe will never allow this to happen.

Wake me when law breakers on the left are swinging from lampposts and you have my attention

Until then - Ace? This is simply, a good idea that will never see fruition.

It is an excellent idea though - and I am not just saying that to suck up . . well, maybe I am, aren't I? Hoping to use this as a "get out of banhammer free" card - is that wrong?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (Fb9aZ)

414 90% of the WC claims I handle are out of CA. Its a nightmare.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (SEnIW)

415 I'm more concerned with what the documents say than an ex-congressman's butthurt.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM (/tuJf)
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He also "RETIRED" because of a Boo Boo Ankle that he needed surgery on Immediately ! Like you could use a wheelchair, Crutches or thosew Newfanglled Knee Cruisers

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 07, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

416 Demand all Californians cut off unless they sport Flaming Clown Boners.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (yXU4O)

417 Parse Error now resolved.

APB issued for Sonobi.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (rco8e)

418
In case of Parse Error on your website,
follow these rules...
If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously
Do not waste time blocking your ears
Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (QQ+il)

419 A shelf fell on Ace's server.

Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (vDqXW)

420 What is the big deal about anal worms?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's like a lot of third world diseases.

Almost eradicated, now rebounding.

Thanks turd world!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (SrXsf)

421 Since my odds of winning the Powerball are greater than being hit by any debris from Tiangong-1, think will go get lottery tickets for tonight's drawing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (lPNdA)

422 Noam Chomsky might be an asshole, but without him we wouldn't be able to detect syntax errors with yacc and none of these programs would work.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (/qEW2)

423 419 A shelf fell on Ace's server.
Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:35 PM (vDqXW)

Bathroom shelf...with a bottle of bleach bit.

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (G0vdT)

424
Try to get as far away from the parse error as possible, but do not panic...
Use your wheels, it is what they are for
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons, which should be left if possible, in a shelter
Do not attempt to use your own limbs
If no wheels are available, metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever practical...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (QQ+il)

425 ace is going crazy with the "<"s.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (8gDQu)

426 Okay, corgis. Nood is back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

427 Isn't that patch called "12 second lieutenants pointing north" ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (e11dj)

428 Sen. Grassley, Rep. Goodlatte Write Letter to Sessions and Deputy AG Rosenstein Demanding Special Counsel, Pointing Out DOJ's and FBI's Unavoidable Conflicts of Interest in "Investigating Themselves"
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I say I say I say that's like the Fox a guardin' the henhouse!!!!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (VCMl3)

429 There was a nood. Now it's gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM

Must have been good noods, then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (p+Wdc)

430 Nood. Parse error corrected.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (UbIEK)

431 Parse error is never corrected.

He waits..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 07, 2018 02:37 PM (QQ+il)

432 Thanks turd world!
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We're going with fecalized environment.

Posted by: AP style guide at March 07, 2018 02:38 PM (5CekV)

433 NOOD is for realz.

Parse error has been parsed.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 07, 2018 02:38 PM (rco8e)

434 Parse error corrected.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 07, 2018 02:36 PM (UbIEK)
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Grammar nazi!

Posted by: Parse Error at March 07, 2018 02:38 PM (vDqXW)

435 Anal worms have been known to provide an excellent source of cheap protein. But you'll still need pine trees for fiber.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 07, 2018 02:39 PM (398bZ)

436 373 N00d is here.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=374194

Ok, so what am I doing wrong, can someone please enlighten me? Am I not saying fuck enough?

Posted by: pontiacdoug at March 07, 2018 02:39 PM (mkKSe)

437 -
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Why would you automatically believe anything that Jason Chaffetz says? Is he some sort of Diogenes reincarnated?

Chaffetz is now a talking head for Fox and like all pundits he lives to create controversy, often on his own side.

I'm more concerned with what the documents say than an ex-congressman's butthurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2018 02:32 PM

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I don't care about Chaffetz or Sessions. It just doesn't make any sense that Chaffetz would lie about this if Sessions had told him he was going to release the docs.

Posted by: irright at March 07, 2018 02:40 PM (pMGkg)

438 The label should be expanded to

"THIS PRODUCT PRODUCED IN A SANCTUARY JURISDICTION WHICH PERMITS OR ENCOURAGES LABOR BY UNDOCUMENTED ILLEGAL FOREIGN WORKERS OR BY SLAVE LABOR OR BY FORCED CONCENTRATION CAMP LABOR".

That way we can get North Korea grouped in with the Progressives and their ilk.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 07, 2018 02:50 PM (tybdZ)

439 Ok, so what am I doing wrong, can someone please enlighten me? Am I not saying fuck enough?
Posted by: pontiacdoug at March 07, 2018 02:39 PM (mkKSe)

Fucked if I know.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 07, 2018 02:51 PM (CPk08)

440
247 Of course the PRC space station Tiangong-1 just might decide to deorbit and crash into California.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 07, 2018 02:10 PM (lPNdA)

INCOMINGGGGGGGGG!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 07, 2018 02:52 PM (e1mEI)

441 "SANCTUARY NOW, SANCTUARY TOMORROW, SANCTUARY FOREVER!"

Posted by: Jerry Brown at March 07, 2018 02:59 PM (tybdZ)

442 Olive harvesting is very labor intensive. Can't mechanically shake olive

trees. Bruising matters less if the olives are for pressing.

Lots of fig, prune and peach groves in Calif, too.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2018 02:17 PM (K3B2k)

===========================Temporary agricultural visas. Just like the old days.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2018 02:19 PM (Pqytn)

OR, require welfare recipients to work in those groves to earn their public money.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 07, 2018 03:05 PM (geAkB)

443 Way too complicated . Just have DHS declare that Caly ID will not be accepted for air travel because it is not real ID , anyone with a pulse can get Cal ID . That will end the problem real fast

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at March 07, 2018 03:29 PM (4Mm1l)

444 ace,

This is a master stroke.
I hope it gains ground and is ultimately implemented.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at March 07, 2018 03:40 PM (Z2PYk)

445 I sincerely apologize if I caused a problem. I have been lurking here a long time and was keen to join the conversation. Again, truly apologize.

Posted by: pontiacdoug at March 07, 2018 03:51 PM (7bvJx)

446 I think this is a fantastic idea! Absolutely brilliant, and the thought of making the uber-regulators in CA comply with someone else's regulations had me laughing out loud.

Posted by: Jill v2 at March 07, 2018 08:04 PM (IBGf+)

447 I would feel pretty bad for all those conservative farmers living outside the Jerry World areas in the state.

Posted by: doug at March 08, 2018 01:04 AM (89il5)

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