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Mental Illness Haircut "Activists" Stage Noisy, Lunatic Walk-Out Over Proposition That Men Are Taller Than Women and That Women Gestate Babies
"Mental Illness Haircut" is a stock phrase of Diversity and Comics, who notes that any woman (or "woman") with weirdly-colored hair, usually with an asymmetrical cut (shaved on one side, for example), is trying to use aposematistic markings to warn you that their brains are poison and that they should be avoided.
It's so predictable that the first fat girl (or "girl") who walks out here, shortly after 18:08, has the predictable aposematistic hair coloration, this one with a sort of low-level radioactive green 'doo. Worth watching. By the way: How is it that the people who think there are 57 genders, and that a man can be born with the metaphysical certitude that he's really a girl, and yet maintain that there is no difference between men and women? Thanks to Mis.Hum. in the sidebar. I think it's worth commenting on.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (kD8Fh)
Look.
Look!
You're not looking daddy.
Why are you hugging that lady who isn't mommy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (ABjxW)
Now, if you an issue with this, take it up with your Maker in prayer, but leave the rest of us alone.
And, get a haircut, and get a real job.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:44 PM (y87Qq)
My hairdo is green
I'm the craziest xhemale
you ever done seen.
Mental Illness Haircut
Posted by: (seen on the side of the road) at March 01, 2018 07:44 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:44 PM (y87Qq)
What can you do, and where are you looking?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)
Hmmm. Here I thought the cornerstone was freedom of speech. I've been wrong all this time.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (6nRrz)
https://youtu.be/GVuK44kWgxk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: PhilDirt at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (82dwe)
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
but in my defense it was the turn of the 80s into the 90s.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (HMqgh)
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (kD8Fh)
Incredible Woke smash cis-normative white patriarchy! Raaaaar!
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (Dkm+q)
KTE dyed the tips of her hair pink
I thought it woukd be awful but it's kinda cute
she was going for a kpop look, not an sjw one
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commenter at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (bsPVH)
This is deep stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (hMwEB)
Current rack- and service-grade are about $700-1000 depending on condition and manufacturer, so probably around there.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (m6vFb)
"Love *ME* Daddy"
//By Andrew Sullivan esq
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commenter at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (bsPVH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (6nRrz)
Hmmm. Here I thought the cornerstone was freedom of speech. I've been wrong all this time.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (6nRrz)
That's because they don't actually know the definition and meaning of the words Diversity, Cornerstone, or Liberal Democracy.
It's just sounds, mashed together haphazardly like Duplo blocks at the merciless hands of a developmentally challenged toddler.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (BRvh1)
If I ever had a spare million bucks laying around I'd post a bonded wager that two males or females cannot naturally gestate a baby together.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (HMqgh)
Much like the colorful stripes on the coral snake, that's nature's way of saying "Do Not Touch!"
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)
Drive a keyboard with great noise and fury.*
Mid and West Michigan (Lansing/GR).
* Unix server administration
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (y87Qq)
The further I place myself from you.
I am familiar with aposematistic markings.
Poison advertises.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 01, 2018 07:49 PM (ZIolw)
Sadly, Portland State University was Jerry Glanville and Mouse Davis' last coaching gig IIRC.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:49 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:49 PM (fA1SL)
It was faded black dye Slap...honest injun....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:49 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Prez 4 Putt at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
___
You have to wonder what % of these people were severely abused as children. It has to be significant.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (6nRrz)
-Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (SzZnW)
#Winning isn't just for Charlie Sheen any longer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Green Haired Fat Girl From Portland State at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (O5Q3r)
>>I think it's worth commenting on.
This also belongs to commenter.
Also, Threadwinner!
Posted by: Commenter at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM
Comment!
Posted by: Threadwinner! at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (r+sAi)
And they're not supposed wot do their hair blue until they are in their late 70s.
I thought everyone knew this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (8gDQu)
Derp, I mean field- and service-grade.
http://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/rifle_sales/m1-garand/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (y87Qq)
I think one of the greatest educational gaff of the last 100 years... is the idea that we are a Democracy.
We are not. We are a Representative Democracy and a Republic supposedly based on the Rule of Law.
Once they redefined us as a democracy in their minds... then it is rule of the mob... which is EXACTLY what we are seeing in our culture.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:51 PM (nFwvY)
-Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:49 PM (SzZnW)
Don't care. It is still a "walkaround".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (6nRrz)
Actually probably just the opposite...
They are the type whose Parents would give into their temper tantrums...
And thus, never learned not to do them...
this is the result of Over Permissive Parenting... and not spanking your damn kid when he needs it.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (NgKpN)
Probably the Grinning Skull shades would not have helped my case...
it was a different time....a glorious time.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (SzZnW)
They might actually appreciate being less female.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Green Haired Fat Girl From Portland State at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (PUmDY)
Mid and West Michigan (Lansing/GR).
* Unix server administration
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (y87Qq)
https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/alaska/ jobs/1985907/analyst-programmer-iii-iv-v?page=2&pagetype= jobOpportunitiesJobs
I don't know one computer programmer from another, but..... (take out the spaces)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (+RI5t)
Indeed.
Posted by: The Joker at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Is it too quiet?
* sigh *
They're in the ceiling again, aren't they.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (y87Qq)
The flannel, the indifferent grooming, the pallor, the lack of sexual dimorphism, and of course the man buns in evidence just make me want to get a set of clippers and a scrub brush, which is just like something my dad would have said about those damn dirty hippies back in the day.
So, uh, thank you Ace for making me question my assumptions about my gender and place in the space/time continuum.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (RZWC0)
Bro, when the Democrat party wins we're a democracy and like when the Republican party wins we're a republic. Duh! Everyone knows that.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Traveling Man at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (fIn37)
Posted by: The Green Haired Fat Girl From Portland State at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Well, if there are no differences between men and women, why would you care?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (7UW64)
I'm available....
//Trigglypuff on the other coast
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (EzdLW)
it was a different time....a glorious time."
-Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (SzZnW)
There were Glory Days, indeed.
Getting back there is up to smarter folk than I.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (y87Qq)
---
as the available supply has dropped over the past few years, their prices have gone up.
with a large new supply, it is reasonable to expect that prices might actually go down. if they do, your guess is as good as mine as to how much, or for how long.
now, if only they could get M-14's in stock, converted to semi-auto only, and sell those too. Hey! i can dream, right?
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (Dkm+q)
Worth a watch.
https://youtu.be/I8gwlaFd41s
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)
Sister green hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes
SJW America
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (HMqgh)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (6nRrz)
I'm available....
//Trigglypuff on the other coast
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (SzZnW)
She IS the other coast.
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (9lCDp)
* sigh *
They're in the ceiling again, aren't they."
-Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:53 PM (y87Qq)
They are. Stand your ground, soldier.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (Ckg4U)
*Mr. Fluffy and Bitsy, cowering under the dirty, unmade bed when Mommy returns home*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (FQKBL)
I'm available....
//Trigglypuff on the other coast
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (SzZnW)
She IS the other coast.
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (ANIFC)
You know? There are some parts so Large even I can't play them....
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (ppaKI)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)
Because unwashed patchouli has a distinct odor?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (Dkm+q)
I like how they still have sections for 1903s and carbines on the site. "We haven't seen either of these in about ten years and we will never be getting any more. But... we forgot how to take down the pages for them."
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 07:55 PM (9lCDp)
But it's funny as hell when you turn on the induction stovetop and tell them to take a close look.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (+RI5t)
Why be normal! Weird is soo superior. Don't be a square.
Posted by: Butter Face - smooooth at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (9lCDp)
let me guess, she also thinks humans are consuming too many of the Earth's resources
Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:56 PM (nFwvY)
She'd enjoy Zimbabwe (or soon, S. Africa). It's lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
This comment is Commenter approved.
Posted by: Commenter at March 01, 2018 07:58 PM (bsPVH)
Posted by: Commenter at March 01, 2018 07:58 PM (bsPVH)
-Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (+RI5t)
How did you get that close?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin
Well, they may be getting 100,000 M1's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 07:59 PM (Yu4ah)
Thank you, tcn. Moving to another state is a step that I might end up taking, but I'm trying to avoid it if I can. I have a mortgage and stuff, and I'd have to update my Kroger account and Blockbuster card.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)
The schools have created these Frankenstein monsters and now they can't control them any more because the little snowflakes have been told they are perfect and can't be told no.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)
I had never heard the term "Aposematism" before. I had to look it up. For those too proud to admit it: it is a term used to refer to warning coloration in animals that a predator does not want to eat them. However, it can also be a sound or smell as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 07:59 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: The Lord at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 07:59 PM (kgTp0)
I just figured it was a typo and moved on.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Lions Flyhalf SouthAfrica Superrugby
Posted by: Elton Jantjies at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
-Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Visible warnings are always better that Death Camps.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin
We need to talk.
I don't know how to break it to you,
but it's about your Blockbuster card...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (Yu4ah)
----
Can't wait til we're Whiggas!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
Because they don't rear their young in pouches.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
And no I am not making this shit up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (6nRrz)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
Because Smart Latin People said so.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)
Spoiler alert, she won't get back up.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2018 08:03 PM (3BFzK)
good on you, hope he does well in that environment, and I'm sure he will because it sounds like your family has given him the basics!
BTW, do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:03 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (6nRrz)
Take away their cars.
What do I win?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (8gDQu)
from the article:
South Korea has approximately 80,000 M1 Garands and about 600,000 M1 Carbines loaned to that country under MAP.
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (Dkm+q)
And no I am not making this shit up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (6nRrz)
Tax breaks on spandex knickers!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (fA1SL)
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
I know this is funny, but I can't wrap my mind around the "why".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (9ac4p)
I must be the only woman my age who does not dye her hair a weird color (other than my sister-in-law). Even in super-conservative NW Iowa, I constantly see women doing this, even when they have kids. Whatever, I know who to avoid now.
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (XKZwp)
Corsicana news:
1) Gorilla statue removed from park for racial insensitivity.
2) Woman hides crack cocaine, crack pipe and Valentine's day card in her feces after being arrested.
A wild and crazy place. Did someone put something in the water?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (Jhxfr)
I liked how the college admin said he'd talk to anyone that thought they had no voice, but refused to allow people to just take the mic and monologue: ask a question or move on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (39g3+)
In the video, who's the front row guy wearing a tri-corner hat?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM
Time traveler
Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (bsPVH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (yQpMk)
The biologist states that you can take a stance against men and women are different but it's a stance against reality. And that's the left in a nutshell. They reject reality and want to replace it with their own freak show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9wlkm2d
harajuku with red hair spikes
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (dUJdY)
-Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (QLvwG)
That's Ed. When he shows-up, he's going to be the best "Ed" he can be.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Hate has no home here but dumbassery is welcome!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (EoRCO)
Long story short phd cal tech physics. Still has that boyish chuckle to him, while being a physics prof at a major university. Real big bang tv guy. And still alot of fun.
Posted by: redenzo at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (14qvS)
1) Gorilla statue removed from park for racial insensitivity.
2) Woman hides crack cocaine, crack pipe and Valentine's day card in her feces after being arrested.
A wild and crazy place. Did someone put something in the water?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (Jhxfr)
In the fruitcake, more likely.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (39g3+)
Women up here do lots of odd colors, often on the same dye job. I don't get it.
Looks like they visited the crazy hair tent at the State Fair.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (9ac4p)
We got our daughter hooked on the Muppets. Now she says things like "Mahna mahna!" and "Good grief, the comedian's a bear!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)
Eventually, an exhausted American public will be ready to trash the Second Amendment -- and a Democrat will be there to make it happen.
Posted by: smilin jack at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (otSEE)
Posted by: freaked at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Amen, I wish we could own the M3 Grease Guns easily.
Mom's dad carried an M2 in the Pacific, Dad's dad carried a Thompson then a Grease Gun in Africa, Italy, and Southern France.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: trigglylocks at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (Dkm+q)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (roQNm)
Eventually, an exhausted American public will be ready to trash the Second Amendment -- and a Democrat will be there to make it happen.
Posted by: smilin jack at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (otSEE)
____
And we'll pretend to fight him!!
Posted by: GOP at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (gC2IV)
We got our daughter hooked on the Muppets. Now she says things like "Mahna mahna!" and "Good grief, the comedian's a bear!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)
Love it!
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (8gDQu)
bwahahaha
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
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I vehemently disagree, sir.
Posted by: South Africa's President at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (hUqh+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0
I missed the launch itself, which happened while I was driving home from the hospital.
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (39g3+)
Speaking as an artist, it is entirely possible that a "creative" type can put it all into their art and not have to do it to their person.
Otherwise, the "look at me" screaming is a bit off-putting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)
Yep. If anyone asks, I tell them it took me years of hard work to get this hair, and I'm not hiding it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (39g3+)
The thing with the purple hair says "Even the women in there have been brainwashed." Because in purple head's twisted world, the truth is the enemy. Odd how the party of science rejects biology
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
http://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/rifle_sales/ordering-information/
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2018 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
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You know the rule...pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 08:11 PM (6nRrz)
Yeah its signalling to each other like really flaming Homosexuals: I'm one of youuuuuuuuuu!
There was a girl in the record store when I was a younger man who had hair like an autumn tree though, that just looked really nice: red and brown and orange and some yellow. She was one of those Garafalo types though: affecting total boredom and disgust with the world constantly. All she was lacking was a clove cigarette.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
Now we know the secret identity of the Jizzler.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 01, 2018 08:12 PM (hUqh+)
-Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
Because of course she did.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: PhilDirt at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (82dwe)
I have no idea on the crack lady.
Lost a beloved horse and dog this week so I'm a little slow. No Condolences please.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (+RI5t)
Have a a male and female stand with their backs to a wall and ask them to pick up an object on the ground directly in front of their feet. Hilarity ensues
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (gwPgz)
http://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/
Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 08:08 PM (Dkm+q)
Also worth mentioning, I don't know if there are still scammers that will take your check and send you a pamphlet on how to get a CMP rifle (and leave the work up to you), but the only parts of the process that should cost anything are postage and the gun, and possibly a membership with an approved rifle club. Aetius451AD: don't cut a check to anyone before consulting with a certified moron and ask to see his/her breeder's papers.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)
rickl, how have you been? Would you fly off the handle if I told you I said my Rosary today for the folks on Slap's list? Not that I have influence upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (Jhxfr)
Posted by: PhilDirt at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (82dwe)
Wow, no roots to worry about. So you could just spray paint whatever color suits you and head out to your adoring public.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (39g3+)
Speaking as an artist, it is entirely possible that a "creative" type can put it all into their art and not have to do it to their person.
Otherwise, the "look at me" screaming is a bit off-putting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)
Yup....Eric Blair once wrote in "Burmese Days" that the term "artist" was used by the lazy and untalented to excuse their laziness and lack of talent.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (EoRCO)
Sounds like how Hooters hires: face the wall and see if you can touch your elbows to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)
bought bikes. And not the city is trying to figure out a way to
encourage more people to bike.
Make the bike lanes car lanes and give the bikes the rest of the road.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (O5Q3r)
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I'm sorry, I laffed.
Now, if it was well dyed and groomed blue hair and she had a nice suit on, it would be A Look.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)
Trigglypuff should be a sure hire, then.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Lost a beloved horse and dog this week so I'm a little slow. No Condolences please.
Posted by: Ben Had
For the aching heart, yes. Whether you want them other not.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (Jhxfr)
Posted by: Mental Illness Haircut Activist at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (rwOXu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
A couple of weeks ago I was in a grocery store and the only person working the deli counter was covered in tattoos and had his earlobes all stretched out. I don't want anyone like that anywhere near food I'm going to eat.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
Yet all cat owners know that THEY are the cat food after the blizzard hits.
~ the circle of life ~
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (y87Qq)
Have a a male and female stand with their backs to a wall and ask them to pick up an object on the ground directly in front of their feet. Hilarity ensues
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM
There was an All In the Family episode that used that to show the difference between man and woman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (IqV8l)
No college loans or hiring for gender studies. Trump should ban hiring of all gender/race/complaint-rock studies for feds. And also limit student loans.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (V3U1L)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:16 PM (KP5rU)
Don't look into that wormhole. It'll drive you up a wall.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)
I seriously pity managers these days. How do you pick through the hires? Not that guy with the ear guages. Not that girl with the face tattoo. Not that guy with the nose piercings. Not that girl with the blue hair half shaved off. Not that guy whose head looks like a triangle and won't shut up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)
MisOgyNIst H8r!11!
Posted by: Mental Illness Haircut Activist at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (rwOXu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (dUJdY)
Who the hell is Austan Goolsby? Any relation to Goober? Or Cletus?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
There used to be a local TV horror movie host here who had a sidekick named Ghoulsby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:18 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
Because Smart Latin People said so.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)
How about oppossumatism?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (pzA2L)
How many WWII soldiers / marines do you think could have been saved if they had had today's body armor?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan
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And at that specific moment of heightened awareness that bat begins to fly.
Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (Srnuc)
I'd still laugh.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (/tuJf)
From the ridiculous name to the smarmy lies he tells, he cant even keep a straight face.
It is only his narcissism that keeps him returning to TuCa's show.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2018 08:20 PM (EZebt)
-Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (QLvwG)
They extincted themselves.
Not my doing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:20 PM (kgTp0)
rickl, how have you been? Would you fly off the handle if I told you I said my Rosary today for the folks on Slap's list? Not that I have influence upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (Jhxfr)
I seem to be doing pretty well, considering. I had another treatment this afternoon and hoped to get home in time for the launch, but missed it by a few minutes.
And no, I'm not one of those ungrateful idiots who is offended by thoughts and prayers. Thank you very much, and I appreciate it.
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
Probably some but they'd have been even better off with modern and evac medical services. The body armor would have helped a lot with shrapnel, at the very least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (KP5rU)
Amusingly, the statement that "gender is a social construct" is sort of true to the extent that gender is a grammatical construct.
Howver, people barely got a change to make that argument before the crazypants Marxist Dingleberries jumped to "sex is a social construct," which is just objectively not true, but they don't care, because its not about sex either.
It's about power and control.
Which is why Jordan Peterson's lawyer said he should "shut up and go back to his class" and not consider going up against a Social Justice Mob accusing him of crimes against humanity for not using 57 gender pronouns.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (wB8Tg)
"How about oppossumatism?"
-Posted by: Count de Monet
They extincted themselves.
They couldn't cross the road.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (QLvwG)
The desire to dig through trash cans?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (qJtVm)
G-d is not funny. I have been saying that I need more company for Brody and what happens but somebody dumps a pit bull on my door step. I do not want a pit bull but this dog is so pitiful, what can I do? It's all Weasel's fault because he named him Booger and I can't get rid of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:22 PM (+RI5t)
Copy what was written on the Gorilla Pundit thread, as the list will be heavily cropped.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/
4815/campaign-north-africa
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:22 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 08:23 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:23 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (KP5rU)
Because they do not need to gild the lily.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:24 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:25 PM (KP5rU)
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I have to admit the nicest sales clerk in stores I met were the ones with a metal rod shoved through their heads.
I'm guessing the tetanus that infects their brains as a result actually turns the women into polite and docile human beings.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:25 PM (+dsLj)
Well, at least it won't taste any different.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:15 PM (qJtVm)
That and she's personable and/or professional, and it's A Good Look, for some.
Freaky details don't bother me so much as what's behind the eyes and what comes out of the mouth.
But there is a "campus connection" between random attention-hair and bad behavior.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 01, 2018 08:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:23 PM (BRvh1)
Dio not let the Zimbabwe dollar fool you, though. It's not playing possum; it actually is dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (Dbv1R)
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/
4815/campaign-north-africa
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:22 PM (ewxPW)
I think I remember you even have to calculate how much water the Eyeties need for their pasta.
SPI.......long time ago....gave Avalon Hill a run for their money.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (EoRCO)
I wonder if Pixy could whip up a page and a link on the homepage for a static "Prayer List" for the site.
Whoever wants to could always access is whenever they wanted, and you could collect requests and update them weekly or whatever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
really pretty good if you only eat some during Thanksgiving-Christmas
season. If you don't eat all of it this year, you can finish it next
year. It'll taste just as good. No really.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 08:23 PM (zLDYs)
'only eat some during Thanksgiving-Christmas season'
I do not understand these words in this order.Fruitcake is my kryptonite. Well, one of several to be honest.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)
A very shallow puddle!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (39g3+)
There was a lady that brought her father and she said he was voting Democrat. He showed his id and they asked him to state his address which he said he didn't know as he has dementia and she will be voting for him.
He probably was a Republican all his life and started voting Democrat when he lost his mind.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 08:26 PM (Dbv1R)
Pining for the veldt?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (JJNkd)
'Course, she was my greatgrandmother, and was pushing a hundred at the time, so one made allowances.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)
Why would you be so determined to change your gender or be 'trans' anything ?
Posted by: McCool at March 01, 2018 08:28 PM (yicYc)
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My favorite are the 70 year olds who have the phrase "Jesus is my homeboy" tattooed on their asses, because christians gotta prove they hip and cool like the younguns.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:28 PM (+dsLj)
Sigh, I have a cousin doing this. She decided she's all into Christian rock and is trying to be a teenager again in her 40s. Dyed hair, tattoos, going to shows. Its kind of pathetic, but family, you know. Can't really point at her and laugh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:29 PM (39g3+)
She tatted up big time with colored hair.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Blaspheme'
Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 08:29 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:28 PM (+dsLj)
I've never heard about that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (e8kgV)
"That's fine just send them to Public Schools and we'll take them from you."
--That fat crazy girl with pink hair
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (39g3+)
Being full-growed, I have long been burdened by my height privilege. So, Christian that I may well be, I turned what's left of my mind to the concept of "height equality" and how it should be imposed on our society. Once the ObamaCare foundation was clearly and permanently established, it became clear.
The shinbone, connected as it is to both the kneebone and the anklebone, is the key. Taking some out from the overly (meaning normally) endowed and transplanting it into the less privileged and, Voila !!!, height equality and the midgets (non-mental types) will have a much better chance at taking over and taking out their emotional victimizations on the former perpetrators.
It's just over the horizon. Progressively better days are coming .
Posted by: 11B40 at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (evgyj)
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I thought mocking schmuck for brains family members was a time honored moron tradition.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (+dsLj)
Heh
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)
Yeah its not universal. And sometimes people do that when they are 20 and age past it but now you look that way forever. So what can you do about it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
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Pray it's only something you hear about and not actually see.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (+dsLj)
Ok maybe we pointed and laughed. But then we moved on.
In the liberals continuing effort to accept every delusional look for who they are, or rather, who they imagine they are in fantasyland, we have allowed crazy to be an acceptable social more.
Sorry, that will never happen here. Dont like it? Go tell your imaginary friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (JJNkd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)
That's literally the plot of Harrison Bergeron, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (e8kgV)
Please don't tell me she uptalks too.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (r9UYA)
My favorite are the 70 year olds who have the phrase "Jesus is my homeboy" tattooed on their asses, because christians gotta prove they hip and cool like the younguns.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer
*polite cough* And how do you find the tattoo is there?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (ihOpb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Fritz at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (bJ0w+)
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During the show and tell sessions after the Sunday sermon.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Do they all support McMuffin?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:27 PM (39g3+)
Yup....and they would do modern conflicts where AH usually did WW2 or some such.
I had a good friend in the 82nd who loved Terrible Swift Sword......he always played the Rebs.
Sgt. Frank Winters......RIP.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (EoRCO)
-Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 08:31 PM (+dsLj)
Roger that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (Ckg4U)
phrase "Jesus is my homeboy" tattooed on their asses, because christians
gotta prove they hip and cool like the younguns.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer
*polite cough* And how do you find the tattoo is there?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (ihOpb)
Ya just gotta stretch out all the loose wrinkly skin.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:21 PM (qJtVm)
No, not at the moment. I still have some gift certificates, and Tami says there is still money in the bank account. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (sdi6R)
The only good stuff is the kind where they aren't trying to be a Christian rock band, just make music that happens to be Christian at times. Like King's X and The Call in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (ewxPW)
I think penicillin was used effectively in WWII.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (SjImc)
No.
Get twelve white Midgets in a room and I'll show you "diversity".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)
and that a man can be born with the metaphysical certitude that he's really a girl, and yet maintain that there is no difference between men and women?
Wait! I thought it was 57 states, not 57 genders?
Posted by: Professor Barack Obama, still the real Prez in the minds of "fair" people everywhere at March 01, 2018 08:35 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (lqZ8j)
Wellll, Bob Dylan might have invented that genre back in 1979 or so.
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:32 PM (ewxPW)
I think penicillin was used effectively in WWII.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Probably the evac part of it. Cue song "Whirlybird"
Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 08:36 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:37 PM (+RI5t)
57 Blenders would be a great name for a smoothie bar.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 08:37 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 08:33 PM (lqZ8j)
Indeed.
I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but come on.
The aim is to praise the Almighty, and THAT's the dreck they crank out to do it?
Bach was "praise music". Clapping arrhythmically and yelling "yay Jesus" over recycled guitar hooks from the 90s doesn't seem like a fitting offering to the Transcendent.
But that's just my taste, I suppose.
/rant
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:37 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 08:37 PM (roQNm)
We got our daughter hooked on the Muppets. Now she says things like "Mahna mahna!" and "Good grief, the comedian's a bear!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)
Good for you. The Muppets was the best of the musical variety shows on TV of that era.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (9ac4p)
Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (xJrpl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:37 PM (+RI5t)
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Wouldn't have it any other way, my friend!! Looking forward to meeting the little varmint!
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Well not to her face. Wait till she turns around.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (Ckg4U)
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Phrasing!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 08:34 PM (QLvwG) Just the punch line
Actually it says MISSISSIPPI!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:39 PM (gwPgz)
Really? What party? Was that family involved in the Tea Party? I'd vote for him if so. Mrs. E and I voted yesterday and quite honestly, left some of the state-wide races blank. The ads for both parties make me want to puke.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 08:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (pzA2L)
I can picture people in the 1700s going ' what is this Christian Bach crap? '
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (fA1SL)
The Mentally Ill will not stop me.
I'll Shakespeare the bastards with English until the Cows Come Home.
For as they rage, I delight in their tender sensibilities. Finding the wound, I poke at it; as they flail in their torture.
For one that may torture me through endless rules is themselves tortured?
I shall live to fight that other day with endless vigor and zeal.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (Ckg4U)
Now, now. It's not poor Booger's fault he's uglier than spit. He's grateful to you. Bask in it.
The great thing about dogs is that no matter how crappy a day it's been, when you come home there's a little fan club waiting for you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (cP7oY)
Although, to be fair, comparing Bach to any modern composer is like comparing Notre Dame to an outhouse- even a nice one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (kgTp0)
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Just at the end post-Normandy D-Day and on the hardest cases. Mass producing it was difficult.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (ewxPW)
Now a bunch of monks chanting in thirds. THAT's how you worship the Creator!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2018 08:42 PM (xJrpl)
Posted by: 11B40 at March 01, 2018 08:42 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2018 08:43 PM (qpXD6)
Conor keeps telling me whenever I babysit Leo (standard poodle) or Chyna (bullmastiff) that he needs a constant friend.
I say, keep up that crap and "No bones for YOU!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (a3OL0)
The speech instructor whose class follows my math class in the same classroom used our conversation about a malpracticing doctor in town to bash Ben Carson and say he was mean and stupid.
So now she's outed herself as a leftist and now I'm wondering if her students can get fair grades from her if they are not leftists.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (/A+Cl)
Texas Zombie has been a big supporter of McNutt as well. Hopefully you will met TZ this year at the meet up.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (cP7oY)
-Posted by: 11B40 at March 01, 2018 08:42 PM (evgyj)
Wasn't mine. It is the comedian Owen Benjamin that came up with that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2018 08:45 PM (xJrpl)
The biologist states that you can take a stance against men and
women are different but it's a stance against reality. And that's the
left in a nutshell. They reject reality and want to replace it with
their own freak show
When did the topic change to the MSNBC lineup?
Posted by: Professor Barack Obama, still the real Prez in the minds of at March 01, 2018 08:46 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
And that Handel guy, who does he think he is?
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)
https://goo.gl/Pu5pTh
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (pzA2L)
One of my favorites:
https://tinyurl.com/ycvn7f2t
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:48 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:48 PM (cP7oY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 08:49 PM (PUmDY)
Mahler.
* places the microphone, after switching it off, back in its holder, as this is the House of the Lord, ya filthy heathens. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 08:50 PM (a3OL0)
As the region arises to the latest threat, we stand together in the glow of Pepe and his Grand Scheme.
As the flag says: "Hillary Clinton Will Never be President."
Avoiding the Union of the Snake has been our greatest victory.
Casting the enemy asunder will be a Glory that sees his wymen driven before us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)
no unite snek
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 08:51 PM (+RI5t)
I take a Mob Approach to mathematics.
Welcome to Fantasy Baseball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Old Pappy Eromero fought from D-Day to St. Lo, where he was wounded by a piece of shrapnel from an 88. The exit wound was almost as big as my palm and I got gorilla hands. It took a year to close up and he got penicillin almost every 6 hours at times. He was triaged as a goner in 1944 and died in 2004. I'm a big fan of penicillin.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (Ckg4U)
I was creeped out by the Ascent church 'liturgy' in this county, when I went. The (female) singers were Groupies For Jesus.
If I can mentally swap out 'Jesus' for 'Paolo' then the hymn... doesn't work.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: crying
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Space Hippie at March 01, 2018 08:53 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 08:53 PM (cP7oY)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 08:53 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 08:53 PM (PUmDY)
Meanwhile I think Hill demand for FISA warrant info (transcripts, etc.) from DOJ is hanging there, with no response. FISC (court) has said release of all info by DOJ is fine with them.
Just speculation, but it's difficult to believe the Hill would continue with the rottweiler approach on the FISA matter this way if the IG's report were expected to provide the answers, since that report is expected soon. Or maybe I'm gaming this out wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2018 08:53 PM (QDnY+)
I only go to youtube to look up and watch Liberals Meltdown on Election night 2016
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 08:54 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL)
68 WHY CAN'T I GET LAID!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Green Haired Fat Girl From Portland State at March 01, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Well, if there are no differences between men and women, why would you care?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:54 PM (7UW64)
Question: Is is easier to clean up a keyboard after you have spit up morning coffee all over it reading AoS comments, or spitting up early evening beer?
I'll let you know after I'm done.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2018 08:54 PM (UsCnO)
In Paul Johnson's book Birth of the Modern, he tells of Beethoven being most unappreciated by at least half of the Vienna culture lovers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 08:55 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 08:55 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 08:56 PM (zLDYs)
I wish my teachers had used baseball terminology, so that I might have glommed-on earlier.
It is late in life that I have taken to exploring all that Math has to offer.
There is Glory in Purity.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2018 08:38 PM (xJrpl) fnord (xJrpl)
Don't trust in institutions. Especially institutions that don't trust in you.
It's too bad, because YouTube is full of wonderful stuff. It's just that there's an ugly shadow looming as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 01, 2018 08:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 08:57 PM (Ckg4U)
The educated smart set corporate conservatives like Ben Shapiro and know this but refuse to tell the truth and instead engage in divide and conquer tactics of Marxists against Americans and America.
America First.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 08:58 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 08:50 PM (a3OL0)
Khan academy is supposed to be good
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
It's too bad, because YouTube is full of wonderful stuff. It's just that there's an ugly shadow looming as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 01, 2018 08:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Youtube is kind of the internet in microcosm. You have access to most of the greatest music in human history- and people watch cat videos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:59 PM (kgTp0)
Today, Sabermetrics still blows my mind. Baseball will always be a game of percentages in which Cpt. Cisco will have to explain to advanced alien cultures.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
And that Handel guy, who does he think he is?
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 08:47 PM (gwPgz)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Igor Stravinsky at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
A counselor friend has recommended
http://www.k12.com/
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (gwPgz)
this be some wacky shit that i just read
off a tangent, this way-off line;
help me out, tell me where to cosine
*hendrix riff*
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (6FqZa)
Jumped-up wannabe. - Gustav Mahler
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
Piano or Oldsmobile?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
Magnum.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM
lmao
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (+RI5t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
I was creeped out by the Ascent church 'liturgy' in this county, when I went. The (female) singers were Groupies For Jesus.
If I can mentally swap out 'Jesus' for 'Paolo' then the hymn... doesn't work.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
Boyfriend Jesus
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs)
57 genders n I cant get laid
57 genders n I cant get laid
57 genders n I cant get laid
57 genders n I cant get laid
57 genders n I cant get laid
Posted by: BluesFish at March 01, 2018 09:02 PM (aLHRR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (sEXez)
They have never mastered something through determination and persistence and hard mental work, so they don't realize sometimes that is what it takes.
Of course, I am not saying your grandson is a slacker. But I guarantee he has classmates whose attitudes may influence him to think this way.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (rwOXu)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 08:59 PM (kgTp0) fnord (kgTp0)
I don't know if Monstercat and Really Slow Motion have the *greatest* music in history, but it's pretty good.
I watch cat videos, too. As well as gun videos, history videos, culture videos, philosophy videos, car videos, food videos... basically it's an amazing way to see a lot of the world you don't normally see.
But there's a shadow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 01, 2018 09:04 PM (wB8Tg)
It was geometry with Proofs and trigonometry with Graphs that disallowed a young Slapweasel from enjoying the processes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Ima be the RC from Hell. Pius IX? Dude was a squish.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
I hate to say it, but I have this sneaking feeling that the powder is going to be something like chalk, and all of the symptoms, including the bleeding nose, will turn out to be psychosomatic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (hMwEB)
I like it, uh huh uh huh
The Eye Ties remember that they used to be Romans.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=57f_1519417724
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)
I'm a Handelian myself!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:06 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (a3OL0)
Sometimes it is the teacher and sometimes it is the student. Algebra did not sing to me until college- with a Spanish (European) instructor who always looked like IU had kidnapped him off the streets of Madrid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:06 PM (kgTp0)
What are we supposed to say to our kids, again?
"You are from Earth. A small blue globe. Near the sun. With living creatures. Males and females."
"Humans, however..."
Posted by: Decent Parents Everywhere at March 01, 2018 09:06 PM (x25VP)
failed math all thru jr/sr high. punisjed for asking for examples to understand. girl student next to me got slapped for *asking question* i was going to ask about algebra.
but later at tade school (pre mac/pc) kicked ass "type spec'ing" with very arcane math formulas, bcuz could apply to real world (well, advertising) examples. much later chatting with harvey mudd college prof about how i tried to cope with arithmatic and math in elementary school i was told "omg you were factoring on your own, thats college age math".
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 01, 2018 09:06 PM (yfvN4)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:07 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 09:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:08 PM (hMwEB)
Lot of "Jesus is my Boyfriend" "praise" songs out there. ONe of the creepiest is "In The Garden" but the old gospel song "When God Dips His Love In My Heart" is up there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Marginal legal advice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
You can't Handel the truth!
Posted by: COL Nathan Jessup at March 01, 2018 09:08 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2018 09:08 PM (rwOXu)
Pilots, especially fighter pilots, need a lot of trig. Dogfights are better if you can do lift equations and pursuit angles in your head.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 09:08 PM (hyuyC)
Kind of surprised here because Salieri taught the guy, and Salieri was considered pretty good in Vienna. Because Salieri *was* pretty good.
/Amadeus was a stupid movie
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 08:44 PM (a3OL0)
In the church biz, that's called "Happy Clappy"
I can't stand Happy Clappy myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018
Ha, kidlet told me his girlfriend was giving her parenting advise last week. Glad it's her and not me. I don't have the patience for that crap anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (a3OL0)
Ima be the RC from Hell. Pius IX? Dude was a squish.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
None is more zealous than a convert. Find a nice priest from the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter to do a mass in Latin and you will be fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 09:10 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:10 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2018 09:10 PM (Z8FFX)
Ima be the RC from Hell. Pius IX? Dude was a squish.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
That's the spirit. At the nauseating church I now attend I'm considering saying the responses in Latin. Very loud
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:11 PM (SiINZ)
He was, his music is quite great and worth listening to. And there was no real rivalry or problems between him an Mo Zart, no record of any clash. Made for a great film, but fiction.
Its just... he's second tier. He's good but he's not Mozart or Bach or Brahms or Schumann good. He's more like Hummel and Vaughn Williams. Good, but not epic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at March 01, 2018 09:12 PM (iMyQ8)
They looked at me with horror and disbelief that anyone could convert length from miles to centimeters, or gallons to milliliters. Sigh. And I was an absolutely terrible math student.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)
I think they don't need higher math much but they do a lot of mental math.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (hMwEB)
Fuck yeah, Brother.
I had to come to it when it wasn't brought to me.
All kids learn differently. I was able to go through Algebra like a hot knife through butter.
Geometry and Trigonometry don't interest me in the least.
Perhaps I needed some time to think about it and eventually "come around" to the necessity of it all.
Perhaps I was just ignorant and stand-offish.
I don't know.
What I do know is that I happily enjoy numbers nowadays and I get to use them to my own ends.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (Ckg4U)
I can't stand Happy Clappy myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:09
Ugh, I also don't like the TV screens in the church. How about just a hymnal and a program?
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (a3OL0)
You can do that right now. Tell them that within 10 years they'll be full on in defense of pedophilia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:09 PM (39g3+)
Part of it is not just saying over and over: God is great.
The classical artists of the past considered the beauty of the work to be part of the offering to God. It had to be perfect and therefore worthy as an offering (you do not give half measures to God.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (kgTp0)
That way, they can claim that no one wants to touch them because of their hair and not their toxic personality.
Posted by: Memories at March 01, 2018 09:14 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:03 PM (a3OL0)
Sometimes it is the teacher and sometimes it is the student. Algebra did not sing to me until college- with a Spanish (European) instructor who always looked like IU had kidnapped him off the streets of Madrid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:06 PM (kgTp0)
Calculus.... took it as a Freshman in High School (Gifted Program).... took Calc 2 as a Senior... Took it again in College.... and did not get it at all...
Then... Navy Nuclear Power School, where they taught it for what it was designed for... a shorthand for Physics...
/Lightbulb!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 01, 2018 09:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)
I am guessing English, Vietnamese and Latin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:15 PM (kgTp0)
Yeah my church started doing the "project the words" thing. The biggest problem is that nobody can read music and sing parts. and when the projector shuts off, there are no words to look at and consider, meditate on. The only thing there is to recommend it is that your voice projects and modulates better with your head up.
And what's the point of praise, to sound pretty or sing the words? This isn't a talent show. This is worship.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:15 PM (39g3+)
I agree - a lot of the mainstream Victorian era music was just mawkish and boring. However, I ran across a book of early 19th century shaped note music, learned how to sing it a bit, and found some really surprisingly good music there in places. It always had the reputation of being backwood, uncultured music, but in fact with today's ears you can hear the strong connection to early Appalachian music, which is descended from the old Scots-Irish music of the common folk. Very fascinating, a lot of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:15 PM (a3OL0)
did i wash under my tits? there's an ap for that at
didiwashundermytits.gov
Posted by: !Hillary11!!(hic)(shart)assaultriflegunnygun at March 01, 2018 09:15 PM (yfvN4)
I found a church where they dance too close to the edge of "modern" Christian music for me when there are hundreds of praise based hymns that survived/thrived for a century or more, but the preacher always has a dynamite message, so I think I have found a long term church home!
Can't have everything I guess, sort of like life in general!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (gwPgz)
My niece is sweet and smart, but her parents went full-on leftist in 2008.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (/A+Cl)
Sheep May Safely Graze
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIUCRXMM4pE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (+y/Ru)
"Yeah, tell me about it"
--Cain
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (39g3+)
Find a nice priest from the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter to do a mass in Latin and you will be fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I joined an FSSP parish and am glad I did. Much more serious. You know you're there for something important.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (cP7oY)
And I've sat thru all of 'em, many's the time. He's young, this priest - he'll outlive me - and he is hard core.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
I keep trying to tell people that I'm not that bright, but they keep ignoring me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:18 PM (kgTp0)
Love ya, Horde!
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 01, 2018 09:19 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:20 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (cP7oY)
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Or symptomatic, from repeatedly blowing the nose really hard to remove what one suspects is an inhaled toxin. I have wondered about the rest of that story too, Tom Servo.
Posted by: BebeDahl at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (yNyJy)
Lost in the mists of time, I was once honored to have heard an old country church congregation lining out hymns.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (gwPgz)
Thanks, J.
Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:18 PM (kgTp0)
Exactly. As a lad, when my parish had guitar masses and other silliness. I could never figure out what the big deal was and why could any of this be important. I left the Church for years. Then a new pastor started to say the Latin Mass again and I went back just to see it and it just hit me. It was just so powerful to me on so many levels. It finally made sense
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)
in elementary school i was told "wer're not sposed to tell you but you tested 168 iq, whats wrong with your grades?"
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (yfvN4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (39g3+)
Hell... I don't even know if I spelled "multi-syllabic" correctly.
People get angry at me when I say "I'm just a guy with a keyboard", but it is true.
That's all I am and you're all just going to have to deal with that... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 09:22 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)
Discussions like this are how people join the SSPX.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:23 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)
That's WHY the bad grades. The smarter you are, the worse you often tend to do in school because of a lot of factors. You're smarter than the teacher, so you're seeing answers they cannot. You get bored and start slacking off, because you already picked up on what the teacher is slowly revealing to the class. You are past that class and thinking about other things, so you don't test well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:26 PM (39g3+)
Maybe they figure God isn't in a box at the front of the church.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:27 PM (39g3+)
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I would've called you crazy 10 years ago. I couldn't believe we elected an obvious moonbat like Obozo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 01, 2018 09:27 PM (+y/Ru)
It is a cross between intelligence and intuitiveness.
I know that I'm well above average in the I.Q. category, but that means very little in the Long Run.
I've never gotten a job because I was Witty.
I've gotten jobs because I was determined. I was willing to outwork my competitors.
That's what I love about America.
-Own it
-Get some
-Stand
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:27 PM (Ckg4U)
so doggeh has a pet bed that's basically just a small square mattress thing.
he always ends up sleeping with his body on the bed and his head on the floor.
weirdo
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:27 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)
It's a bad idea to turn your back on God. He'll likely put a shank in your kidney.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (gwPgz)
Science fiction writer Samuel R. Delany once claimed in the 1970's that men are not taller than women, and that the scientific studies that do show a difference are due to sexism.
Posted by: pst314 at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (16pX7)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
I got turned off of math early on because I'm unmitigated shit at mental arithmetic. I'm talking multiplying two two-digit numbers.
Several years and some hard-learned tricks and shortcuts later, theory makes a lot more sense and I can at least understand higher math. I'm still absolutely miserable at DOING any of it though.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
so He's related to bluebell?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (zLDYs)
-Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
#Old Testament Truth.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)
Hold our beer.
Posted by: 2012 DNC at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
Shorts. Just frickin shorts. My parish as a kid was a lot like Hadrian and TheQuietMan's above. Guitars. Praise music BS. Shorts. My Mom is old school catholic though, so we always dressed nicely. Then I grew up, chucked the praise music, started wearing a suit to church- and then started looking for churches where that was not out of place- oddly, it is always the one with the Latin Mass. SHOCKING!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:30 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
so He's related to bluebell?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
It's why she's so devout
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)
Even then, you don't believe God is exclusively present in the Host. Omnipresent means everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (PUmDY)
Love me some Al Green...he had an epiphany when a girlfriend of his poured hot grits on his ass during an argument.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 09:31 PM (EoRCO)
Street justice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (zLDYs)
aww that's sweet
doggeh is a 53 lb standard poodle
he kicked me once in his sleep when I was sitting by his bed
it hurt
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:31 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
What would she even write on those Christmas cards?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 09:31 PM (y87Qq)
Several years and some hard-learned tricks and shortcuts later, theory makes a lot more sense and I can at least understand higher math. I'm still absolutely miserable at DOING any of it though.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 09:28 PM (y87Qq)
I am pretty good at math- but horrible at mental math. I write everything out. I can rework, solve and see equations better than most people, but I have to write them out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:32 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:32 PM (Ckg4U)
I'll admit - it doesn't hold up to strictly rational scrutiny. It's part of the mystery, and an indication of the necessarily limited capacity of the mind of man. (Why, yes - I was a follower of the teachings ofbthe Rambam. How could you tell?)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (6nRrz)
Before income taxes, how did the federal government raise funds to run its self?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (hP7r7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
At the modern churches you'll see people in shorts, flip flops and t-shirts and not just kids but adults too. Well adults only age wise not mentally. One of the few regrets I have about moving out of Chicago is not being close enough to attend St. John Cantius.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (Ckg4U)
I think C S Lewis said something like (and I paraphrase):
Part of the Majesty is the Mystery!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (gwPgz)
BTW : The strange colored hair is caused by the Jello they use for brains. Leaks into their follicles. I can explain the color beards, the Jello has melted and leaked down. I have no desire to see what is happening if it leaks any further.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (zLDYs)
I think before. 1972?.....hot grits was about 1975.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (EoRCO)
Mercantilism
State-supported industries
Artificially depressed currency
Artificially low wages
Lack of regulation
Do YOU even trade?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:32 PM (kgTp0)
I can't even do that. e.g. computing derivatives: I can explain what it means, what it's for. I can follow along as someone steps through it. I understand each step and how you get from one to the other. Give me a fresh set of values and ask me to compute it, and I'm completely useless. At some point during the calculation, I miss a step or do one improperly, but it's a different point every time.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 09:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:33 PM (39g3+)
No, that's it exactly. You do not do it because you HAVE to, it is because you want to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:36 PM (kgTp0)
Before income taxes, how did the federal government raise funds to run its self?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (39g3+)
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Tariffs are hidden taxes. Here I was thinking Republicans were supposed to be against taxes - hidden or otherwise.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:37 PM (6nRrz)
I don't think people need to dress up to go to church, but I'd like to believe Christians would want to wear their best, like they would when going to any other special occasion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
My thinking is: this is important. Treat it that way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 09:37 PM (Qri6Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:38 PM (6nRrz)
prefer them to taxes
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:38 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Combination of body odor and bait shop.
Posted by: Aviator at March 01, 2018 09:38 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:35 PM (39g3+)
Part of the answer is that back in those days, the federal government ran only itself, not every aspect of all our lives!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 09:37 PM (Qri6Q)
Exactly. If you cannot (like guys attending services in a warzone) that is one thing. What is the 40 year old with his family's excuse on a bright, cool spring Sunday?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (kgTp0)
Ding ding ding! Tariffs were a large part of how the federal government funded its self during the height of the golden era of capitalism in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Incredible.
And funny.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:38 PM (6nRrz)
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Nope. Just about every post you make here, every day = NeverTrumper. Own it, brah.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (hP7r7)
Some group did a study and found that right-leaning people are less tolerant of body odor and stench.
People are trying to make that some kind of negative, that we like cleanliness and bathing. And no, that patchoulli and the incense isn't covering up your reek.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (39g3+)
Oh and these "modern" churches what idiot thought that brick walls and wood paneling looks good? They look like a basement rec room from the 70s. At the suburban church I go to now all they do is sing and they're awful at it. One guy looks like Wilfred Brimley but sounds like Bert Lahr as the Cowardly Lion. Vomit inducing.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)
Ding ding ding! Tariffs were a large part of how the federal government funded its self during the height of the golden era of capitalism in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:39 PM (39g3+)
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Great so now we have sales tax, income tax, property tan AND the hidden tarriff tax.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:42 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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What a concept!!! They ought to try that again.
Oh, and Two Scoops has talked every one of my stocks down again.
Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 09:42 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 09:43 PM (6FqZa)
If you want the Full prayer list, go ahead and email me.
This Sunday will be the "Weekly Prayer List", posted as close to Noon, Eastern as possible.
Copy the latest prayer list from the Gorilla Pundit Thread for posterity.
I will no longer be posting the entire lengthy list, as it has become unwieldy.
This is a Horde Public Service Announcement.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:43 PM (Ckg4U)
so doggeh has a pet bed that's basically just a small square mattress thing.
he always ends up sleeping with his body on the bed and his head on the floor.
weirdo
Posted by: votermom
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he feels floor vibrations easier with head on the floor, so in actuality, doing a doggeh's job of the watch commander
Posted by: BebeDahl at March 01, 2018 09:44 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 09:44 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)
This is where I went in Louisville:
https://tinyurl.com/yd43pvte
There are prettier churches in Louisville- but none as conservative. Plus the Church organ is magnificent when it is played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:44 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 01, 2018 09:40 PM (hP7r7)
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Thanks but being called a NeverTRumper by a 5thAvenuer is kind funny dontcha think?
For 8 years we called Obama's fanbois sycophants who would follow him anywhere. Look in the mirror man. You're doing the exact same thing. Trump can do no wrong in your eyes. Even when he does things that had Obama done it you'd be screaming.
Protectionism is a bad idea. Scratch that. It's a fucking horrible idea. It benefits a few while harming the masses. This is econ 101 for fuck's sake.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (6nRrz)
So you recognize that Tariffs are not innately anti capitalistic, then? Good for you. Now look at trade discrepancies between the USA and other nations. We can take it one step at a time here if you want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (39g3+)
-the priest worshiping the collective and the collective worshiping him
-the awful embraces of each other, perfectly timed to distract you from any possibility of reverence toward God
- the ugly modern English (the Spanish is not as bad)
-chicks in blue jeans assisting
-the crappy music
I wish there were a Latin Mass within reach here.
We often go to a high-church Anglican church. Beautiful liturgy. Yeah, there aren't many parishioners and they're all over 60 but it's serious worship.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:46 PM (Ckg4U)
What are we here for, again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:47 PM (6nRrz)
This 'might' help:
https://tinyurl.com/y73mvx7h
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:48 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (39g3+)
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Smoot-Hawley Act.
Read up on it.
Nobody ever wants to learn from history I guess.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:48 PM (6nRrz)
Don't bother looking at those trade imbalances then. Just figure it has to be bad because Trump is for it. You say never skankles but seems as if you'd prefer Trump had lost, so what does that really say?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
What are we here for, again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:46 PM (39g3+)
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Good grief.
Et tu, Evangelicals?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (Qri6Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (kgTp0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Don't get me started on the sign of peace shit. My family is luck that I'll shake their hands. I think half of the nitwits attend just for that nonsense. And what's with the holding hands for the Our Father? I want to take a cattle prod to those people.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:45 PM (6nRrz)
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Yeah, I guess a guy who has made billions and went to Wharton for his MBA in Business and Finance really needs to be listening to a NeverTrump gray box "advisor".
Good luck, Sport, you're gonna need it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (hP7r7)
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I must say I rather enjoyed your mini pet thread input right there, quite BIGLY
Posted by: BebeDahl at March 01, 2018 09:51 PM (yNyJy)
His problem is reductionism. There are times when Tariffs can hurt, and he's assuming every time is those times. The US is in an extremely disadvantageous position with many major trading partners because of previous bad economic policies. There needs to be some correction and adjustment of the status of these deals, because they're pretty bad for America, American business, and American workers.
He also seems to think we have zero tariffs at this point and Trump is trying to impose them from nothing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:53 PM (39g3+)
but in my defense it was the turn of the 80s into the 90s.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (SzZnW)
Of course, a couple of hours later you owed $2.50 out of your first month's pay to the barber who gave you a clean shave.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 01, 2018 09:53 PM (brIR5)
This 'might' help:
https://tinyurl.com/y73mvx7h
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2018 09:48 PM (kgTp0)
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Thanks --- but we're talking a 3+ hour drive for the closest!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2018 09:53 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 09:49 PM (39g3+)
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It's not bad because Trump is for it. It's bad because protectionism is bad. There are few things economists agree on. This is one of them. Virtually every economic everywhere in the world will tell you it's a bad no good horrible economic policy.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 09:53 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 01, 2018 09:56 PM (RuIsu)
We no longer can think of economics the way we did - look at what happened under Bush the younger. He was all for free trade, followed standard "good economics" and what did we get - Obama.
Now, if Dems take over again, we lose everything. We lose the 2nd amendment, the 1st amendment, everything. And that is why NOW I say - it it will help Trump get re-elected and keep Kameltoe Harris out of the White House, I'm fine if he burns the entire gawdammed American economy to the ground. Now that isn't happening, of course - but the point is that stakes are now too high. I don't give a gawdammed flying frack about pure economic theory anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2018 09:56 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Beverly at March 01, 2018 09:58 PM (abFm/)
Then why do all the other countries in the world have them?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 10:00 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 01, 2018 10:02 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 01, 2018 10:03 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (6nRrz)
Actually probably just the opposite...
They are the type whose Parents would give into their temper tantrums...
And thus, never learned not to do them...
this is the result of Over Permissive Parenting... and not spanking your damn kid when he needs it.
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That is abuse.
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The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)