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Australian "Today" Show Asks Michael Wolff If He Owes Trump an Apology for False Claim that He Is Having an Affair With Nikki Haley; Claims He Can't Hear the Question, Ends Interview
Special bonus: The Australian "Today" show says they checked the audio equipment and everything was working fine. So they're saying Wolff lied about not hearing the question and just used that claim to avoid answering.
The man who wrote the explosive book about the Trump White House @MichaelWolffNYC joined @BenFordham this morning. But unfortunately, our interview was cut short due to 'technical difficulties'. It's a shame we didn't get to hear the answer to that final question... #9Today pic.twitter.com/tBdaU3LcfH
— The Today Show (@TheTodayShow) February 25, 2018
An update on our interview with Michael Wolff earlier this morning. This footage from our London studio reveals that there were no audio problems and Wolff could clearly hear @BenFordham's question! #9Today pic.twitter.com/a91DzcajMP
— The Today Show (@TheTodayShow) February 26, 2018
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mama at February 26, 2018 01:24 PM (TfPZx)
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Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 26, 2018 01:25 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: SMOD
TJ Hooker most effected?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 26, 2018 01:25 PM (TfPZx)
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Posted by: Michael Wolfffff at February 26, 2018 01:28 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2018 01:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 01:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Michael Wolff at February 26, 2018 01:29 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:29 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 01:29 PM (hZ+us)
Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (mpXpK)
There's something wrong
Your circuit's dead
Can you hear me Michael Wolff ?
Can you hear me Michael Wolff ?
Can you hear..................
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: SMOD
Anyone who wants to claim that he was "attacked" by Heather Locklear has to be one of the biggest pussies on Earth. I can see a Broward County sheriff or deputy being attacked and beaten up by Heather Locklear ... but no normal guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (YU27p)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 01:31 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2018 01:31 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: SMOD
Quick! Call TJ Hooker!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 01:31 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2018 01:32 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: kallisto, riffing the Big Balls song at February 26, 2018 01:32 PM (iCUDL)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 01:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 26, 2018 01:32 PM (YU27p)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)
Battered?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
And deep fried.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (CPk08)
Heather Locklear has to be one of the biggest pussies on Earth. I can
see a Broward County sheriff or deputy being attacked and beaten up by
Heather Locklear ... but no normal guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (8gDQu)
Are you sure it was a dude?
Anybody can be attacked by anyone else. This broad was on a tv show... what, 30 years ago? I would imagine some of y'all have an image of her that doesn't quite match the current reality.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: kallisto at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (iCUDL)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: David Hogg sitting on a pile of dead bodies at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)
Well aren't you just the debbie downer...
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: simplemind at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (AOW71)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 01:32 PM (O5Q3r)
::ding::
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: X at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (nFwvY)
1. The Democrat Memo in response to the House investigation of the Steele Dossier.
2. Michael Wolfe's book.
3. The Winter Olympics.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (390ue)
Posted by: John Kerry at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (ymnmz)
Just so.
Recall that our banana loving friend posited often that he was going to "bring down" President Trump...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (7LY+6)
How's life in the gutter now, Mr. Wolff?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SMOD
Anyone who wants to claim that he was "attacked" by Heather Locklear has to be one of the biggest pussies on Earth. I can see a Broward County sheriff or deputy being attacked and beaten up by Heather Locklear ... but no normal guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:30 PM (8gDQu)
If they didn't charge with that she could come back and say they roughed her up or some horse shit
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Matress Girl at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (YU27p)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)
No make-up and drug induced rage, well I can see his point a bit. Heaven forbid if he retaliated he would be the one in the pokey.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (suO/a)
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-heather-locklear-arrest-20180226-story.html
That booking photo isn't very flattering.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (PFy0L)
_____________________________________
Nick Nolte has competition.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)
I'm listening.
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2018 01:37 PM (G0vdT)
Think any of the LIV's will ever know that this book that was pumped by the MSM for weeks and weeks and all the explosive claims and all that are kind of called in to question now?
or do you think the MSM will largely forget about this guy and those claims all stay in the public zeitgeisT?
I know what I think...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:37 PM (F5+ro)
You have a point.
Anybody can be attacked by anyone else. This broad was on a tv show... what, 30 years ago? I would imagine some of y'all have an image of her that doesn't quite match the current reality.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:33 PM (9chmE)
First of all, she's been on TV a lot more recently than 30 years ago. Sadly, it was with some bad plastic surgery. Some of these plastic surgeons must get a kick out of turning beautiful faces into shit ... But, in any event, Heather Locklear is a tiny thing that would really only make you laugh if she tried attacking you (without a knife or a gun, of course). I mean, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:37 PM (8gDQu)
Michael Wolff is at the end of his 15 minutes... or not? The more he talks, the more people are reminded that liberals and Steve Bannon sold the hell out of his lies.
It's almost like TGE had a plan. Wouldn't be surprised to hear Wolff is on payroll.
Posted by: trev006 at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (kSxoa)
Heather Locklear for Broward County Sheriff!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)
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yep, bunch of sheep farmers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (oGRue)
Had Michael Wolff just said something like, "I'm sorry if people took that from my book. I don't think it is true," he'd be able to go back to peddling the less obviously fake stuff but now he is stuck...
Now, were I Trump I think I'd have to have a little fun with this.
The next time you are at a press conference for Haley bring her up on the stage and say something like, "Now I just want to say a few words about Ms Haley. She is clearly the most accomplished, most ferocious, most honest woman in American politics today. She didn't get where she is by riding her husband's coat tails - she is what our political class should aspire to be. Some of you people in the media, the fake news media, have been slamming her, making up all sorts of false defamatory claims and I just have to ask you, do you have no shame?"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)
I'm listening.
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2018 01:37 PM
Damn...no radio here.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)
I just can't even any more .
(Breaks out sobbing, peaks between fingers)
Posted by: David Hogg pick up chicks? at college at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)
1. The Democrat Memo in response to the House investigation of the Steele Dossier.
2. Michael Wolfe's book.
3. The Winter Olympics.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (MnkFD)
[ding]
Things that are ghey!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
Teacher quit due to Promise program.
He was attacked, nothing.
Shot in the back with a squirtgun full of urine, nothing.
A jock was caught with counterfeit money, he went to turn him in, he was told he should be ashamed of himself because this is the only way this (little shit criminal) can get out of poverty or w/e.
The teacher quit, btw.
he said the schools were helping them make signs for democrat causes
God help us and the kids. They are being destroyed. This is child abuse on so many levels.
Where the hell are the parents?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)
https://tinyurl.com/yagygwcw
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
............
rode hard, and put away wet.. as they say..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mike Wolff at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Scott Israel at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (t41dG)
the US was creating a school to prison pipeline, blacks were suspended at higher rates than whites, etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM
What's he claiming?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)
https://tinyurl.com/yagygwcw
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM (jjaLl)
Pfft.
Posted by: Goldie Hawn at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (G0vdT)
check out her mug shot.
those days are over
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (FZYNt)
point a bit. Heaven forbid if he retaliated he would be the one in the
pokey.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (suO/a)
Truth.
Many men have misunderstood the concept of "self-defense" to mean they can hit her back, when she's acting like a maniac.
Dude, if both of you have injuries? Guess who's going to jail? Guess who's going to have a felony charge slapped on them?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (KUaJL)
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-heather-locklear-arrest-20180226-story.html
That booking photo isn't very flattering.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 26, 2018 01:36 PM (PFy0L)
Well, she looks better than I do without any makeup, after crying and beating someone up.
I feel bad for her. She has some bad addiction issues. She was raised right but something bad happened to her a few years ago.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (hZ+us)
The man who wrote the explosive book about the Trump White House
Was it really explosive? Because it seemed like a dud to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:41 PM (lKyWE)
Unfortunately a guy cannot protect himself lest he be the one charged with domestic violence. Thus you become a punching bag. You cant even grab them.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:41 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:41 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:35 PM
What's he claiming?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)
see 85
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:41 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)
You on the North Pole?
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2018 01:41 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
was all the rage.
for 3 seconds
which is how long I would last with Nikki Haley
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Diogenes
..........
listen online at a hundred radio stations streaming..
http://tinyurl.com/y77ldokr
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)
https://tunein.com/radio/The-Rush-Limbaugh-Show-p20617/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (VM6ev)
FIFY, plus hash makes it even funnier.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2018 01:34 PM (70cRb)
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I'M SO PLEASED YOUR LIFE LET YOU LIVE
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (YU27p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (IqV8l)
which is how long I would last with Nikki Haley
Posted by: Rick in SK
Damn braggarts.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (1YQBD)
Just a public service announcement.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
Well, she is pushing 60. If you seen pictures of some of these people in "real life", you'd believe that the most well paid people in Hollywood should be makeup artists.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 01:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 01:40 PM (hZ+us)
Hollywood?
Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2018 01:44 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)
They're in the basement
Learnin' to print
All of it hot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2018 01:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Diogenes
..........
listen online at a hundred radio stations streaming..
http://tinyurl.com/y77ldokr
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM
Thanxs.
But can't do on-line either.
Annoying. I'll catch up eventually.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2018 01:44 PM (0tfLf)
In time, white nationalists are going to find very fertile ground among white children sent to these schools. And that cycle will only get worse in the short term.
Posted by: trev006 at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (kSxoa)
Posted by: The Lion at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (fceHP)
Yes, the Schoolhouse to Jailhouse program. I forgot about that gimmick.
It's not just the schoolhouse. I remember a black woman judge stating that she would no longer sentence any black men to prison.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (rC0+o)
That is a ridiculous and naive opinion. Most men are aware of the current state of domestic violence laws. If she says you attacked her, and she has any mark on her at all, you're going to jail and your gun rights are gone forever.
Good luck restraining her without causing a single bruise or laceration. It's nearly impossible to restrain anybody completely harmlessly if they fight with all their strength.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2018 01:46 PM (iv0p7)
First of all, she's been on TV a lot more recently than 30 years
ago. Sadly, it was with some bad plastic surgery. Some of these
plastic surgeons must get a kick out of turning beautiful faces into
shit ... But, in any event, Heather Locklear is a tiny thing that would
really only make you laugh if she tried attacking you (without a knife
or a gun, of course). I mean, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:37 PM (8gDQu)
Actually, now that I look at the photo, she doesn't look as bad as I was expecting.
I really don't have any idea how big she is. This is the truth though: if your female partner is acting like a maniac, you have to be VERY careful how you proceed. The law will chew you up and spit you out, if she has ANY injuries... especially if you don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:46 PM (9chmE)
Just a public service announcement.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM
Obligatory:
So do you have any single sisters? Asking for a friend?
Posted by: Every Single Moron at February 26, 2018 01:46 PM (p+Wdc)
Rush is spot on.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:42 PM (MnkFD)
Oh, dude, this has been a standard leftist claim for decades and decades.
That is how they explain the fact that blacks make up a disproportionate number of inmates in prison: racist white people put them in shit schools that even look like prisons, while the kids grow up in the shitty projects with cinder block prison-looking walls, and the entire system is designed to keep black (especially men) down.
So to fix the "criminal justice problem" here, you need to address the root cause: Namely that many of these convicts got their introduction to the criminal justice system when they were in their early to mid teens.
Young black men were introduced to the criminal justice system by schools at a much higher rate than young white men.
Holder and Obama said they would fix this whole problem by tying federal funding to districts reducing the disparity in races of people getting arrested / getting in trouble at school.
LONG LONG LONG story short, many of us at the time said "shit, that means they'll either start suspending and arresting millions of white kids in the suburbs for cutting class, OR they're just going to let the inmates run the asylums."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:46 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Maritime at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)
Just a public service announcement.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM (7UW64)
True, this. She actually looks not bad for pushing 60. Plus she survived Hollywood, for certain values of "survived."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
oh well, back to work here
too much to do
Monday
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2018 01:45 PM (fceHP)
If only.
Here I sit, nothing to do, a whole damned day at the office to do it.
But, I did manage to screw up the only paperwork I was handed this morning, so, there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (7UW64)
She wouldn't have done that to us! Of course, we'd still be outside waiting for the SWAT team...
Posted by: Broward County Sheriffs Department at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Michael Wolff at February 26, 2018 01:48 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (2GmDf)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:43 PM
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do you do 'take-out' orders on the side?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Hollywood's all female Lord of the Flies remake, where they sit around and braid hair for 90 minutes at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Maritime at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (lKmt3)
Hell, half of what my son does at public school is online anyway. He has a math tutor program, he uses Google docs for his writing assignments, he does most of his "research" online. It's not like it would cut into what the "teachers" are doing. Plus I get to deprogram him when he gets home, so....
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (YU27p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
You're tellin' me.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (oGRue)
What are you offering?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2GmDf)
the US was creating a school to prison pipeline, blacks were suspended at higher rates than whites, etc. etc. etc.
My wife can tell you all about this. She's a teacher in a low income school. Black kids practically have to commit felonies to suffer any official punishment at all. White kids are written up for nearly nothing in order to balance out the numbers.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (mPeei)
+++
It's cute that you think taxes would get lower, or even be "saved". Probably it'd all get shifted to better domestic spying equipment
Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (rC0+o)
Posted by: CN at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (ZM2xo)
Oh, for Pete's sake. If it comes to that, just leave already. What is wrong with people?
Okay, don't answer that last question. I really don't want to know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: garrett
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i misread Heather Thomas as Helen. which does make a difference
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (2GmDf)
Heather Thomas is a huge lefty today and needs a Sammich way more than Locklear. But I agree that back in the day Thomas > Locklear.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (TGtxX)
Damn I'm getting really good at this...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM
That's what you think. 'Nother round bitch?
Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (ZM2xo)
I had a friend in a relationship like that.
The only advice I could give him was to move on.
Because, yeah, what CAN you do? You can't defend yourself, you can't hit her, and if you piss her off enough (or if the neighbors hear the yelling and all the cops) she'll just say you shoved her, and at the VERY least both of you are going to jail.
It had a happy ending though. They got married and she cut him off from all of his friends and we assume he's still alive, but who knows?
Well, not happy. Predictable though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (TGtxX)
At my wife's school it's both!
Black kids know they can get away with almost anything, and they exploit that to the max. White kids get written up for practically nothing to balance out the numbers.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (iv0p7)
Also...didn't Heather Locklear get the Hep from Tommy Lee?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2GmDf)
Thanks a lot garrett. Bubble burst. In my minds eye she was still tossing the nightstick in the intro to TJ Hooker.
Now she's just some old crew slut from Tommy Lee. I guess we all earn our own stripes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Penfold at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (Fbt5B)
"No, I...I can't hear you."
"You could hear me fine before. Can you hear me now?"
"No, I can't hear anything."
What. An. Asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (oGRue)
What are you offering?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (7UW64)
--
i thought it was you offering public service...
i got some lint and some slightly used dental floss and some extra chinese fortunes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (v74bU)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (FZYNt)
Okay, don't answer that last question. I really don't want to know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)
In the moment though, when she's physically hitting, you can't leave. If you remove / restrain her, or go around her to go out a front door, or anythign like that, you've just touched her and you will be arrested if the cops show up and you will have a domestic violence arrest on your record and unless you're ok with a DV conviction, it's going to cost you a lot of time, money for lawyers and court fees, etc., to get that to go away.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (F5+ro)
Bonus, detroit teacher told about one student passing off counterfeit bills and EVEN THE SECRET SERVICE said we can't prosecute.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Jan Smithers at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose.
Ah, but you're attributing intelligent qualities to this tool.
Did you think that through?
Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (2FqvZ)
Black kids know they can get away with almost anything, and they exploit that to the max. White kids get written up for practically nothing to balance out the numbers.
Posted by: bonhomme
The world of zombie is making it's way to everywhere else.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (IqV8l)
Actually, I think a woman can physically abuse a man pretty effectively - if she hits him with a frying pan when he's sleeping, or throws boiling water at him, or hits him from behind...
Or the old classic rolling pin.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2GmDf)
No but Pamela Anderson did.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: Dang at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (a+WIL)
Hmmmm....One's dead, Shannen Doherty just survived cancer, and Wynona's doing some shampoo ad where she looks so anxious she may run screaming from the room if there is a loud, unexpected noise nearby.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2LelM)
It's attitudes like that which prevent physically abused men from seeking help.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: bonhomme
sounds lke you've had too much to think
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (V3U1L)
Lord of the Flies with girls will start out with even more chipper idealism, and end with even more bitterly divided tribal warfare. When the Models and the Outcasts are done completely exterminating each other, and the pigs feast on their corpses, the military men who discover their broken bodies will bitterly lament the evil criminal males who must have done this to them.
Posted by: trev006 at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (EoVJ8)
Also...didn't Heather Locklear get the Hep from Tommy Lee?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (2GmDf)
No but Pamela Anderson did.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (TGtxX)
Yeah! My Heather Locklear is back. Boo Tommy Lee. Booo!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (ymnmz)
Black kids know they can get away with almost anything, and they exploit that to the max. White kids get written up for practically nothing to balance out the numbers.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2018 01:52 PM (iv0p7)
I'm sure. I mean, what CAN you do as an administration? You can't have the 100 black kids being in trouble with the school at a higher rate than the 300 white kids. So for every 1 black kid you suspend / call the cops on / etc, you need to do the same for 3 white kids.
So you have to use those suspensions for black kids really lightly, and suspend white kids at the drop of the hat if you want those numbers to be in the correct ratio.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (FZYNt)
i got some lint and some slightly used dental floss and some extra chinese fortunes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (oGRue)
That sounds good. You can pick up the breakfast out behind the Tradewinds Bar on Spenard Road in about an hour.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (7UW64)
Okay, don't answer that last question. I really don't want to know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)
In the moment though, when she's physically hitting, you can't leave. If you remove / restrain her, or go around her to go out a front door, or anythign like that, you've just touched her and you will be arrested if the cops show up and you will have a domestic violence arrest on your record and unless you're ok with a DV conviction, it's going to cost you a lot of time, money for lawyers and court fees, etc., to get that to go away.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (F5+ro)
This is correct, under the accursed Duluth Model and primary aggressor laws.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)
Wow! Look at Heather Locklear's booking photo! She's looking ROUGH!!
https://tinyurl.com/yagygwcw
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
___________________
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 26, 2018 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
What's that? Affair? Oh no, Australian earwax beetle infestation!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
---
Public education has to be eliminated. Some form of private education with public financing has to take its place.
The only explanation for the GOP's failure to make this a priority is "well, it's the GOP." It would be a huge electoral winner and it's the right thing to do.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Bobby Braun at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 01:57 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (F5+ro)
Or, as a school administrator, you could grow a pair, use your God-given brain and conscience, and bust the miscreants for their malfeasance and move on.
But I digress...
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:57 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 01:46 PM (9chmE)
She looks better in that booking photo than she did in the last movie I saw her in. She must have just gotten some botox treatments for the movie and they, thankfully, wore off.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (8gDQu)
1. classrooms are free fire crime zones
2. kids learn to be criminals
3. kids don't learn no right from wrong
but hey, another blue city got its crime stats down and then the pundits can scratch their chin and say "ackkkksuually, crime is down."
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 01:57 PM (hvf9s)
Hey LizLem! I'm...maintaining I suppose. How are you?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
You're tellin' me.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (t41dG)
You're more of a Nazgul. That's what you get for taking rings from Soros Sauron.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell
NO, DON'T STOP YET!
Posted by: Brawny Bob's wife at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM (MnkFD)
Gonna be an early night for Trump...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (rC0+o)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (MnkFD)
Oh, for Pete's sake. If it comes to that, just leave already. What is wrong with people?
I knew a guy who did just that, ended up getting a DUI because the girlfriend called the cops and reported him for drinking and driving.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (MnkFD)
DOWNWARD FREEFALL!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
So, maybe take a walk?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse Grumble
Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 26, 2018 01:58 PM
Oh, my precioussssss. You has no idea.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
It's like they'll give jobs to any asshole these days.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (6FqZa)
pretty effectively - if she hits him with a frying pan when he's
sleeping, or throws boiling water at him, or hits him from behind...
-----
Or the old classic rolling pin.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (lKyWE)
Or with a broomstick. Now you know why I smoke so much weed.
Posted by: Willie Nelson at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (uiwCw)
Unfortunately, the latter half of this arrangement really does serve as a valuable education--white kids are learning that the dice are loaded, and that only smarts and cunning will see them through the race-minefield...
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Nancy "Bathory" Pelosi at February 26, 2018 02:01 PM (EoVJ8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 02:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (F5+ro)
This is correct, under the accursed Duluth Model and primary aggressor laws.
Posted by: Insomniac
Then you claim she ran off with Paolo and bury her body under the hot tub.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:02 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 26, 2018 02:02 PM (dZ756)
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I knew a guy who did just that, ended up getting a DUI because the
girlfriend called the cops and reported him for drinking and driving.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
Why, it's almost as if broken homes and feminazi culture are having a negative effect on society.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2018 02:02 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 02:02 PM (8gDQu)
In the moment though, when she's physically hitting, you can't leave. If you remove / restrain her, or go around her to go out a front door, or anythign like that, you've just touched her and you will be arrested if the cops show up and you will have a domestic violence arrest on your record and unless you're ok with a DV conviction, it's going to cost you a lot of time, money for lawyers and court fees, etc., to get that to go away.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 01:53 PM (F5+ro)
Just convert to Islam. The authorities won't dare touch you then.
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2018 02:02 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
So, maybe take a walk?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (7UW64)
Then it's "he attacked me and then ran away."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
You're tellin' me.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 26, 2018 01:49 PM (t41dG)
He said "fade", Nancy, not "melt".
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (O5Q3r)
You'd think so, but my experience is they mostly have battered spouse syndrome and internalize the idea there's something wrong with them for being white.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (iv0p7)
Has there been any shooting anywhere other than the Las Vegas shooting where the use of a bump stock was alleged?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot
"How can you answer the questions 'No' if you can't hear me?"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (SkuXa)
It's bloody obvious he can hear the interviewer just fine. He's a slimy git.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (NWiLs)
I'm picturing hot Heather Locklear wrestling slo-motion with hot stripper in a police outfit.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (GX0zd)
Or, as a school administrator, you could grow a pair, use your God-given brain and conscience, and bust the miscreants for their malfeasance and move on.
But I digress...
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:57 PM (7UW64)
Not to be argumentative, but again -- how?
If your district's disciplinary policies have a disparate impact on "disadvantaged groups" and is not showing signs of "improvement" not only will the district lose federal funding, but you as the superintendent / principal/ administrator will be fired for cause since you are a racist who caused the school to lose federal money through your racism. You're branded a RACIST for the rest of your life, and it's not easy to find work with that following you around
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (F5+ro)
No "hot take" on Diane Feinstein getting kicked to the curb by the Dems in CA?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
what Las Vegas shooting?
Posted by: Las Vegas Dept of Tourism at February 26, 2018 02:05 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)
Vulcan nerve-pinch; doesn't leave a bruise. With the potential legal consequences, it's only logical.
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 02:05 PM (ATVNj)
To cosmically balance out the good, though, our IT guys might have wiped the brain of one of our computers when they were just supposed to do updates. D: Fingers crossed this is not so!
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:01 PM
Or, they'll develop a life-long chip on their shoulder against the minorities who take advantage of the system. Once they assume positions of power they'll actively seek to exclude those who they perceive as privileged to avoid their early experience.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (2FqvZ)
Exactly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 02:05 PM (ATVNj)
That got memory-holed right quick, along with Officer Noor in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
Now it is time to park it here and then whine when no one says NOOD to announce the next thread ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: MaGoose at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (0dmP2)
Did I do that?
Posted by: Urkel the IT guy at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (6FqZa)
To cosmically balance out the good, though, our IT guys might have wiped the brain of one of our computers when they were just supposed to do updates. D: Fingers crossed this is not so!
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (hvf9s)
Oh Lordy...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM
Clearly, gerontophobia.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at February 26, 2018 02:07 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)
Vulcan nerve-pinch; doesn't leave a bruise. With the potential legal consequences, it's only logical.
Posted by: Zod
Rubber hose on the bottoms of the feets.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:07 PM (1YQBD)
Can you elaborate, citizen? (mutters into mouthspeaker "bonhomme whitethinker thoughtcrime unperson plusquick")
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)
What do you mean, "parents"?
You mean the "woman" who's opening her legs for anyone and then getting that government "assistance" for each kids she pops out?
Or you mean the guys, who are knocking up these "women" and bailing? Leaving no fathers around to straighten out the little shits as they grow up?
Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (2LelM)
Unintended consequences, CNN.
Your move.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)
DUI because the girlfriend called the cops and reported him for drinking
and driving.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
So, maybe take a walk?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 02:00 PM (7UW64)
Wasn't that part of a "How not to get your Ass Kicked by the Police" Instructional video by Chris Rock?
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (gbWkA)
Plus she can brain you with a frying pan when you fall asleep.
Posted by: goodluckduck at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)
This happened to a buddy of mine (who was warned about how pyscho this chick was, but he had to learn the hard way). She had a lengthy history with drugs and the law, so the local cops already knew how to deal with her.
They get into an argument, buddy leaves, hoping she'll cool down. She calls the cops and says he was beating her and ran away because she called the cops. Just before the cops arrive, she realizes there are no marks from being beaten. So as the squad cars arrive, there she is slamming her face into the brick front steps of the house. This went on for a couple of minutes before she realized that the cops were standing there watching her. Off to jail for her again.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)
No "hot take" on Diane Feinstein getting kicked to the curb by the Dems in CA?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2018 02:04 PM (pNxlR)
Everybody knew that she's living on borrowed time. Plus Nancy Pelosi has found all the teen virgins in California and hidden them in a cellar in her vineyard in Napa so Diane has to call it quits and fade into dust now, which is a bad look for a Senator.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:01 PM
Or, they'll develop a life-long chip on their shoulder against the minorities who take advantage of the system. Once they assume positions of power they'll actively seek to exclude those who they perceive as privileged to avoid their early experience.
Posted by: Acme Explosives
No kidding. If I wanted to discredit the past hundred years' worth of progress in this regard, I couldn't come up with a much better plan than to do what these dimsh*ts are doing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at February 26, 2018 02:09 PM (AM1GF)
This is acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)
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Vaginal Odor is what I've heard.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:09 PM (2LelM)
Did you think that through?
Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 26, 2018 01:54 PM (2FqvZ)
Low animal cunning for self-preservation.
Oh and speaking of Heathers, as we should, remember that early on in the movie Christian Slater pulls a gun on another kid during lunch period and no one thinks anything of it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 26, 2018 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
To cosmically balance out the good, though, our IT guys might have wiped the brain of one of our computers when they were just supposed to do updates. D: Fingers crossed this is not so!
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 02:06 PM (hvf9s)
Oh Lordy...
Posted by: Insomniac
You have no idea how often that happens.
Wife's company tried a catastrophic recovery simulation that was supposed to be a simulation. They did it live during the week, mid day.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:09 PM (1YQBD)
Along with "don't make the police chase you" and "turn that $#!z down."
Posted by: goodluckduck at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 26, 2018 02:08 PM (uiwCw)
Good thing they saw her or your buddy ould've gone to jail.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)
__________________________________
It's so bad you can hear it?
Usually we just smell it.
Posted by: Jerry Brown at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVNj)
She's still really pretty and does a show about cooking and doing mom stuff, I love her. Not "going through her garbage" love like Equestrienne lady, but... love
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Ritchie Sambora. They were married, I think.
He was/is Bon Jovi's guitarist.
Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Barky already moved race relations back 50 years.
Do they wanna try for 100?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:11 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (TGtxX)
Maybe DiFi is both too senile and not crazy enough for the new batch.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I'm in the clear?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Civility is in the crapper. Don't expect me to be nice to the left or the never trumpers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (1YQBD)
The charge? Face-planting evidence.
*Ta-Dum*
Posted by: goodluckduck at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Mona Charin at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (TGtxX)
He dissed Billy Graham? Has George been hitting the sherry again?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
He's banging models, pornstars, and strippers. Not man-jawed ex-governors.
Not Believable.
Posted by: Sir Robin at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (8cQ4e)
Do they wanna try for 100?
Posted by: rickb223
It won't go 150. Robots are cheaper.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (3J/LN)
We'd go over to their house and see patched segments on the walls, a hole once in a while. They eventually split up and he found some woman online, but he never hit back.
Eventually, he would have though. Men can only be pushed so far and some girls never learn that until they find out the hard way. Keep pushing and pushing and even Sir Galahad turns into mister fist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)
"BOB! DID YOU DRINK OUT OF THE MILK CARTON AGAIN!?"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (70cRb)
This story is interesting, but it ended far too soon. Please write chapter two, and include that episode in the laundry room where she is enthusiastically reminded of her white privilege by several other profoundly unsympathetic inmates.
Posted by: Zod at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm in the clear?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (FZYNt)
Only if you're standing next to George Will
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 02:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 02:15 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)
After a decade of dealing with her shenanigans, the PD knew before arriving pretty much what happened. She'd pulled this with several other guys over the years before my buddy fell into her trap. She was the epitome of "don't stick your d*** in crazy", but from all accounts, crazy lived up to its billed performance in the sack.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 26, 2018 02:15 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: MaGoose at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (0dmP2)
He dissed Billy Graham? Has George been hitting the sherry again?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
___________
George Will is a moderately cucked Never Trumper. Not surprising.
Posted by: Sir Robin at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (8cQ4e)
Posted by: regular joe at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: steevy
i jerked off so many times to those 2 my dick still has PTSD
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (FZYNt)
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My sense is the party inside movers are way too far ahead of the voter. Feintstein has $10M in her campaign chest and polls 60% favorable against her DNC approved who is polling 17% with .5M in funds.
As smelly as she has been on most things Dems love to fuck with, she has be fairly stable defender of the military. Yea, if she goes, then its Bonzo Time for California and the US Senate.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)
https://tinyurl.com/yagygwcw
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
___________________
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 01:56 PM (mPeei)
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Me too
Posted by: Ray Rice at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (oGRue)
She was one of my favorite things about the show White Collar! That and the obscure art references.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 02:17 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2018 02:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy
i jerked off so many times to those 2 my dick still has PTSD
Jenna von Oy's ass.
The only reason for a hetero guy to watch Blossom.
But that ass was good enough reason.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 26, 2018 02:18 PM (juCZM)
I have cut down on my Costco shopping because they are big lefties at the corporate level, but with the consolidation in groceries it's getting hard to find a place to shop. Is Kroger at least neutral?
Posted by: Boots at February 26, 2018 02:18 PM (EBwPV)
crazy", but from all accounts, crazy lived up to its billed performance
in the sack.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 26, 2018 02:15 PM (uiwCw)
Incidentally, last I heard she had moved to Florida. Which fits well for her.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (uiwCw)
some girls never learn that until they find out the hard way. Keep
pushing and pushing and even Sir Galahad turns into mister fist.
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No you won't.
Come see my movie!
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Civility is in the crapper. Don't expect me to be nice to the left or the never trumpers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:13 PM (1YQBD)
Heh, just read it.
Wowser.
I'm not like offended or anything, I'm not really in to preachers and religion and all of that, but... noted, Mr Will. Shots fired, bud.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (F5+ro)
To cosmically balance out the good, though, our IT guys might have wiped the brain of one of our computers when they were just supposed to do updates. D: Fingers crossed this is not so!
Posted by: LizLem
__________________
How,, with like a cloth?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (mPeei)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289743/
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (LiyEm)
Seems to me that a 12-15 second "deaf" period would have led to a statement of "I can't hear you" to be said sooner.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (bB4HN)
268 I just read George Will's article on Billy Graham. I never wanted to
punch somebody as much as I want to punch George Will right now and that
is saying something .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 02:12 PM (TGtxX)
He dissed Billy Graham? Has George been hitting the sherry again?
Posted by: joncelli
George Will is an atheist.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 26, 2018 02:19 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (LiyEm)
That was a really fun show. Pretty bad but still a lot of fun to watch and I loved her character. Her hubby was a true hero too, a guy to admire and respect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Boots
Mine is. They even almost got rid of the book/magazine rack entirely.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:21 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2018 02:22 PM (Pqytn)
Breaking Bad was another :^x
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 02:22 PM (6FqZa)
I have cut down on my Costco shopping because they are big lefties at the corporate level, but with the consolidation in groceries it's getting hard to find a place to shop. Is Kroger at least neutral?
Posted by: Boots at February 26, 2018 02:18 PM (EBwPV)
I saw it at Costco too. But the pile was full,while the other books were dwindling, which made me chuckle. Plus I flipped all of them over so you couldn't see the cover.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 02:22 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Anonymous 7
you misspelt asshole
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, I cant really think of the last time I saw such a negative thing written about somebody famous before their body was even cold.
But, hey, he's certainly entitled to his opinion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2018 02:22 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 26, 2018 02:23 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 02:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)
Agreed, she's been pretty good on National Security, that is , until Trump got elected.
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2018 02:23 PM (G0vdT)
"Can you hear me, Mr. Wolff?"
"No."
Posted by: David Hogg's Future Date Rape Victim at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (CP8UO)
It means nobody is buying the piece of crap. And you can be sure those who bought them right at first... haven't read them. As an author, that's the part that hurts worst.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)
Withering. Tongue.
Posted by: George Will at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Anonymous 7
you misspelt asshole
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (FZYNt)
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I think I read somewhere way, way back that George Will claimed to be an Episcopalian.
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (Pqytn)
Seems to me that a 12-15 second "deaf" period would have led to a statement of "I can't hear you" to be said sooner.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
I will always answer you with "No, I can't hear you" when you ask me a question.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:25 PM (1YQBD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 02:26 PM (/zE7M)
Posted by: Jmel at February 26, 2018 02:26 PM (SLPQF)
Agreed. Once saw Julia Roberts in a Chicago dept. store.
Oddly, the Mr. Ed theme song began playing.
Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin' at February 26, 2018 02:26 PM (2biAU)
Except for that Dana Loesch chick. She gets a purdy pass.
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 26, 2018 02:26 PM (8cQ4e)
I think I read somewhere way, way back that George Will claimed to be an Episcopalian.
Posted by: mrp
____________________
I'm studying to be a preacher. My divinity school nick name is 'hot sauce'.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (TGtxX)
Okay, don't answer that last question. I really don't want to know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)
I don't disagree with you.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (ZM2xo)
As long as he doesn't write another "Baseball For Douchebags" book...
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: trev006 at February 26, 2018 01:55 PM (EoVJ
But they will find caves with curtains.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (FK0zm)
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (Pqytn)
I thought he was one of the people who was thinking of having his Washington D.C. church move under the Nigerian whatever because the American board had gotten so insane, or something like that. Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (8gDQu)
I think I read somewhere way, way back that George Will claimed to be an Episcopalian. "
More recently, he said he's an atheist.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (ZM2xo)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2018 02:27 PM (mPeei)
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That's gold.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (U+nHb)
NOOD
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (VM6ev)
Fantastic series that I watched all the way through on Netflix. Restricting the writers to "white collar" crimes forced the show to be far more creative and less reliant on predictable tropes. Highly recommended.
Posted by: wooga at February 26, 2018 02:29 PM (BpzhG)
Posted by: Anonymous 7
you misspelt asshole
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2018 02:20 PM (FZYNt)
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I think I read somewhere way, way back that George Will claimed to be an Episcopalian.
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2018 02:24 PM (Pqytn)
Hard to tell them apart some days.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 26, 2018 02:29 PM (RD7QR)
Sometimes what looks good on screen doesn't look as good in real life, and vice versa. You've heard of people that the camera "loves," its like that. Sort of an odd distortion of reality. So its not always makeup (although sometimes it is).
What strikes me is that actors are usually itty. Just dinky people, with bizarrely huge heads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Crap, if the zombie apocalypse is soon I need to get in shape! Do more cardio, as Zombieland clearly taught us.
And yes Chris Taylor I love the relationship of her and her hubby on White Collar! I don't know why it's so hard for Hollywood to write loving stable marital relationships like that. (Ok I do know why, but you know what I mean.)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2018 02:30 PM (hvf9s)
Jacobsen also notes the gov. lawyers screwed up( as seems to be the par for the course in this administration ) in not filing for a stay first then a SC review.
The DOJ is really not competent. Including Sessions as Chaffetz has stated.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2018 02:30 PM (m0lmR)
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Know the feeling. My son, 17, made varsity this week and is fired up about the start of the season. He reports his four seam and curve ball are under control. Some work on the two seam and slider necessary. He's been playing baseball since he was 8.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:31 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 26, 2018 02:28 PM (FK0zm)
Unless the island has a Macy's or Ikea, not fuckin' likely. But I agree that would have been the priority.
Posted by: Nancy at February 26, 2018 02:32 PM (EoVJ8)
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Yep. And they chain smoke and worry about gaining any weight.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2018 02:32 PM (2LelM)
A) incompetent
B) a mole
C) asleep
D) underminined by the DOJ because he is sleeping incompetent mole.
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 26, 2018 02:34 PM (8cQ4e)
Congratulations! I played on a little league team where our starting pitcher was so fast, he'd steal home as the catcher threw the ball back to the pitcher every time he was on third base.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2018 02:35 PM (1YQBD)
" If you seen pictures of some of these people in "real life", you'd believe that the most well paid people in Hollywood should be makeup artists."
I met Charlene Tilton once sans Hollywood makeup and she was every bit as good looking as she was on camera.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 26, 2018 02:37 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 26, 2018 02:38 PM (Eu5eZ)
It's one thing to go easy on a kid who chews his poptart into laaazzzzerrr, or a high school kid who gets caught with advil or gets mad and tosses a chair.
It's quite another to hide threats, attacks, assaults, burglary/larceny, or worse.
Maybe more controversially, to me it makes no sense not to segregate in appropriate schools with ample resourcs, or send to asylums, kids with serious mental disturbances, or disabling mental defects.
But actual crime that would get an adult locked up? Couldn't they have tried actual discernment with no financial reward to corrupt the use of discretion?
Posted by: SarahW at February 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2018 02:42 PM (W/SyC)
Sheehan had real, unending pain. He's just a journalist who makes some stuff up.
Posted by: Christian Toto at February 26, 2018 02:43 PM (GppXG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2018 02:46 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2018 02:47 PM (HiDrR)
Hillary gav that idea up, I think. That was just a PR campaign floated to try to rehabilitate her image.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2018 02:48 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jmel at February 26, 2018 02:50 PM (SLPQF)
Posted by: Colin at February 26, 2018 02:58 PM (Ab0mR)
Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2018 03:07 PM (NwwIL)
Well, if someone is trying to bite off your nose, it's probably a good idea to push them away. no matter how good they look.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2018 03:15 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2018 03:42 PM (3j/6R)
Lie better, dude.
Posted by: red speck at February 26, 2018 04:14 PM (6Krd7)
Can you hear me? *smashes Wolff face*
Mr. White: "hit him again"
Posted by: Mr. Pink at February 26, 2018 04:19 PM (4kbi9)
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