The Right of the People to Read and Share the ONT Shall Not Be Infringed

I know Ace is big on the GAAAAAAAAINS, so I recently considered taking up jogging. After seeing this graphic, however, I've decided against it.


Run.jpg

Parkland


I mentinoned in the comments section last night that I had seen some disturbing allegations regarding the BrCoward County Sheriffs Department. More information has come out today. This whole thing stinks to high heaven, and not just because of multiple failures of the authorities to act on the multiple warnings they received about the shooter. First off, what I mentioned last night. Here's a Twitter thread (conveniently aggregated at Unrolled for easy reading) from @TheLastRefuge2 (Twitter handle for the Conservative Treehouse blog). It alleges that the department has been downplaying and outright ignoring student crimes in order to cook the books for federal grant money. He claims to have documented proof of these allegations.

Read the whole thing here

Second, it has now come out that three additional deputies joined the one assigned to the school and took up positions behind their cars while the massacre was going on. There they waited, while children were dying, until Coral Springs Police arrived and entered the building. I'm not buying the “danger” excuse either. Yes, rushing the gunman would have been dangerous. It's part of their job. Firefighters, many of them volunteers getting paid exactly nothing, rush into burning buildings every day to save lives. It's dangerous. They do it because it is their job.

Finally, there's this: Sheriff's hiring of political supporters under fire. Seems Israel was using his post as Sheriff to further his political career, and loading up the department with political hacks on the taxpayer's dime.

Enough is enough. This needs to be immediately investigated by the DOJ, and if these allegations are proven true, heads should literally roll (I'll settle for long jail sentences. In general population).


Ooops

Enough. I'm sick to my stomach reading about all of this. How about a clip of Demi Lovato kicking snow into her own face. The arms twitch at the end makes the clip.



Gettin' in the Wind


Anyone know what this is?

MX 100.JPG


That, my friends, is a 1979 Yamaha MX 100 that I found in a barn 2 years ago. I bought it for a song for Little so he could learn to ride, and the kicker is that it is identical to the first motorcycle I ever owned as a kid. I know, right? Sadly, I never could get it running. When it started it would rev at full throttle, and even then I couldn't get it started often. I puttered with it, but I'm no mechanic. I don't really know what I'm doing. A local motorcycle shop kinda blew me off when I took it in for them to fix. And so it sat in the garage, mocking me, my promise to my son of a motorcycle unfulfilled.

For Christmas I bought him a YZ 125 that's really too big for him, but I figured he'd grow into it. The guy I bought it from, however, reconditions motorcycles on the side as a second business. After I recounted my story, he told me to bring it over. I did, he tore it down and figured out that the crankcase seals and the oil injector were bad. He tore out the injector system (NBD, I'll just use mix), and replaced the seals. The thing runs like a top now, and he only charged me 400 bucks to basically rebuild the whole engine! So now we have 2 bikes, and the YZ is plenty big enough for me to ride....

So tomorrow, weather permitting, Little and I are going to have a Daddy/Little day together riding our new (old) dirtbikes.

Life is good if you let it be, y'know?


How Bizarre

Sorry for the personal anecdote there, but here's a story that's completely bizarre.

The story of a weird world I was warned never to tell

You really have to read it to believe it. A woman's whole life was based around the outrageous delusion of her otherwise exemplary step father. I don't even really know how to describe it better than that.


I Hear What You're Saying


And now scientists can prove it


Troll of the Week




The response from the Canadian Foreign Policy office is pretty good too.

Speaking of Canada, Trudeau's India trip is a total disaster — and he has only himself to blame. And this from a self described Fluffyhair von Fancysuit fangirl.


Welcome to America

Charles C.W. Cooke became an American citizen today. Welcome to America Charles. I guess this means we can't hold your accent against you anymore. A piece of advice:

If an American gal asks you to knock her up in the morning, it's a hell of a lot more fun here than in the old country. But, by the same token, the natural assumptions Americans make when a British gal asks them if they have a rubber are wildly optimistic.

They've Got the Brain Damage

The Hellhole of Tumblr Creeps Into The Real World

Fido Friday

It's easier to train a dog if you have an assistant.


In honor of Charles C.W. Cooke, tonight's ONT is brought to you by 'Merica


BTW, Brent Cochran and Alexthechick are resuming their podcast this coming week. Check the sidebar for the link. If they follow their old schedule, it'll probably be up Wednesday


ETA The gal who did the Chibi Presidents I linked last night is the daughter of a Moron. She was quite pleased by the reception they received here, and has decided to do a series of AoS Chibis. I can't wait to see them.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:46 PM




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1 Early!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 23, 2018 09:47 PM (kufk0)

2 What?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 23, 2018 09:47 PM (3JQ/p)

3 Thanks WD!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 23, 2018 09:47 PM (kufk0)

4 The ONT is up!

Posted by: tbodie at February 23, 2018 09:48 PM (FDy65)

5 Woohoo! Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2018 09:49 PM (tr2D7)

6 Wait, BC & AtC had a schedule!?

Posted by: tbodie at February 23, 2018 09:50 PM (FDy65)

7 Sorry, wasn't expecting ONT to be up, saw no gray boxes, and panicked.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 23, 2018 09:50 PM (3JQ/p)

8 I kinda left a clue in the previous thread that maybe things have changed here at the HQ.

Posted by: tbodie at February 23, 2018 09:52 PM (FDy65)

9 Yeah - that's Nespatnik in the gif there. Mullet gives it away.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 09:53 PM (RY6Ex)

10 Is that Slap with the flag?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 23, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

11

Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Posted by: tbodie at February 23, 2018 09:54 PM (FDy65)

12 Evening, y'all. Been a nice day here - got lots done, and managed to sneak out and catch a couple of nice bass.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 09:54 PM (7LY+6)

13 Erev tov, fapperot ve fapperim!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

14 LOL at the German tweet. We (US) almost beat Germany in 2002 at the world cup.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 23, 2018 09:56 PM (6nRrz)

15 I love Fido Fridays! Mmmm mmmmm mmmm! Delicious!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 23, 2018 09:56 PM (BwJGV)

16 BC said they'll be recording their podcast Sunday evening. I hope it will break the F Barrier and shatter windows across America.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 23, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)

17 Charles C.W. Cooke became an American citizen today.

++++

NeverTrump douchebag.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 09:57 PM (pvjTE)

18
Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Posted by: tbodie at February 23, 2018 09:54 PM (FDy65)


True. All the funny ones mysteriously died in the early 1940s.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 09:58 PM (2udAI)

19 Oh man! I wish I had seen that graphic before I went jogging!

Posted by: A Skeleton at February 23, 2018 09:59 PM (BwJGV)

20 The Hodaka Dirt Squirt... The finest instrument of off-road motorbiking ever devised!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 09:59 PM (e9G8E)

21 Brent Cochran and Alexthechick are resuming their podcast this coming week. Check the sidebar for the link. If they follow their old schedule, it'll probably be up Wednesday




so, the bit regarding the announcement of their podcast is a little unclear.

Is that brent or alex holding the flag their podcast returns announcement?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:00 PM (MTjB1)

22 The Hellhole of Tumblr Creeps Into The Real World

Remember this Tumblr post about a person giving birth to a full grown cat?

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14389

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 23, 2018 10:00 PM (itfg0)

23 A child on a motorcycle??? You Monster!!!

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2018 10:00 PM (djCea)

24 Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Posted by: tbodie at February




what makes you think they were kidding?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)

25 Yes Virginia, miracles do happen.

At the time this lunatic stopped shooting, he was the only armed person in the building. Yet, he voluntarily stopped shooting, abandoned all his weapons and left the building.

Think about how this would have ended if he had been a trained jihadist.

Think about what could have happened if he had simply changed his shirt in the Walmart or McDonald's bathroom.

Think about him roaming free for the next several days with more guns.

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at February 23, 2018 10:01 PM (9X60i)

26 So today I saw on a dollar store shelf:

"Crayola Gummy Bears"

These are gummy bears, but cross-branded with the name "Crayola". Somehow does not work for me.

Posted by: Mega at February 23, 2018 10:01 PM (rv0Fo)

27 Was not Broward one of the bush gore shenanigan counties

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 10:02 PM (PUmDY)

28 Charles C.W. Cooke became an American citizen today.

A foreign squish no more! Now he's a regular NR style American squish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)

29 Think about him roaming free for the next several days with more guns.
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Fap fap fap

Posted by: Shep Smith, Drama Queen at February 23, 2018 10:02 PM (rv0Fo)

30 'Sup, homos?

I'm still just aghast at the Broward high school story. And they better not pass that bullshit gun control bill that's being floated.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

31
Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter. All mysteries to me. Am I living a life of barbarian ignorance?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (2udAI)

32 Evening Horde

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (0tfLf)

33 26 the Marines get a pack in every MRE...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (ELrki)

34 WEEEEEEEE~!

@NBCNews

A CDC employee was last seen 11 days ago, when he left work early after complaining that he felt unwell, Atlanta police say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)

35 Evening Horde
Posted by: Diogenes at February




what's even about it?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (MTjB1)

36 I thought the running thumbnail was three Broward deputies with the school on the left.

Posted by: Mega at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (rv0Fo)

37 the kicker is that it is identical to the first motorcycle I ever owned as a kid

Ever seen James May's "The Reassembler"? It's literally just him putting things back together.

In one episode he reassembles the train set he had as a kid. It started running around the track, and must have kicked up a heck of a lot of dust...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (fVubI)

38 A CDC employee was last seen 11 days ago, when he left work early after complaining that he felt unwell, Atlanta police say.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)

I saw this miniseries.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

39 Friday!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (cu8/f)

40 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (2udAI)

Spoiler Alert: You have missed nothing and your life is richer because of it.

Posted by: Mega at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (rv0Fo)

41 17 Charles C.W. Cooke became an American citizen today.

++++

NeverTrump douchebag.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 09:57 PM (pvjTE)

never have to read between the lines with you Anon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (3/sUh)

42 So today I saw on a dollar store shelf:

"Crayola Gummy Bears"

These are gummy bears, but cross-branded with the name "Crayola". Somehow does not work for me.


It's a dollar store, so I imagine it started like this:

"Hey, these gummy bears taste like wax!"

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (fVubI)

43 Should I has Sadz or lulz because of Tumblrtards?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (HScFq)

44 Media isnt interested in Firefighters, but try takin their guns or pensions some of which are decent and like law enforcement some of which are not.

Now to read the links especially the Sheriff link. I agree Dave a full Investigation is needed, friggin politics.

Posted by: Luann at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (7ZiDC)

45 Well if it isn't my new favorite ette, Miley.

Posted by: Mega at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (rv0Fo)

46 Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter. All mysteries to me. Am I living a life of barbarian ignorance?

Nope.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (fVubI)

47 I never run unless someone is chasing me.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

48 Good evening, your Grace.

Long may your hillbillies of Ashburn rule the outer marches of the DC Swamp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (hyuyC)

49 30 'Sup, homos?

I'm still just aghast at the Broward high school story. And they better not pass that bullshit gun control bill that's being floated.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

They will and nothing changes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (3/sUh)

50 43 Should I has Sadz or lulz because of Tumblrtards?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (HScFq)

Be glad the freaks are voluntarily identifying themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

51 31
Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter. All mysteries to me. Am I living a life of barbarian ignorance?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:03 PM (2udAI)

No, it just means you have not caught a debilitating Virus...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (NgKpN)

52
Getting back in shape; I tried yoga - once.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (roQNm)

53 well, the firefighter analog is wait until there is some huge mass casualty event where lots of people are lost because they have a bunch of woman firefighters that were not physically up to the job.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

54 It's sad to see Gov. Scott, who had a good chance at retiring Bill Nelson from the Senate, shoot himself (metaphorically) in the foot by demanding that legal adults be denied a Constitutional right because of their age.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 23, 2018 10:07 PM (itfg0)

55 Seems I lost my punctuation rights again I seem to be on very thin ice

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

56 42 So today I saw on a dollar store shelf:

"Crayola Gummy Bears"

These are gummy bears, but cross-branded with the name "Crayola". Somehow does not work for me.

It's a dollar store, so I imagine it started like this:

"Hey, these gummy bears taste like wax!"
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 23, 2018 10:04 PM (fVubI)

It was my idea.... eating crayons... ya know...

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 23, 2018 10:07 PM (NgKpN)

57 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967085985547812864

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086074026655750

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086166003642369

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086272400457730

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086365295939585

Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2018 10:07 PM (eh0Va)

58
Nope.

Posted by: Rob Crawford


Thank you. I was concerned I was missing out to my detriment on the diverse opinions and rich wisdom afforded by social media platforms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:08 PM (2udAI)

59 scott did not shoot himself in the foot, he called his security detail in and demanded they shoot him in the dick, repeatedly.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

60 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086448519405568

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086561123762177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086660012904448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086742464614400

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/967086829206953986

Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2018 10:09 PM (eh0Va)

61 Chibi Presidents.

Huh?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 10:09 PM (70cRb)

62 Seems I lost my punctuation rights again I seem to be on very thin ice
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Whatever you do, don't try smuggling ampersands in your colon.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:09 PM (HScFq)

63 At the time this lunatic stopped shooting, he was the only armed person in the building. Yet, he voluntarily stopped shooting, abandoned all his weapons and left the building.



Thank God for small miracles. How many more people could have died otherwise? I' wonder what made him stop so abruptly. I'll never know of course.

Somehow he managed to evade those 4 cowards guarding the parking lot.

I can't wait for the full report from Coral Springs. So much time unaccounted for.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 10:09 PM (hLB6Q)

64 24 Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Posted by: tbodie at February

what makes you think they were kidding?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)


If the Germans didn't have a sense of humor, then our joke warfare would not have helped us defeat them!

Posted by: Brig. Gen. M. Python, ret., Mrs. at February 23, 2018 10:10 PM (itfg0)

65 I wouldn't mind the age for gun buyers raised to 21 as long as the 26th Amendment was repealed and the voting age was raised to 21, as it used to be.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

66
and has decided to do a series of AoS Chibis






There is no way that this can go wrong. Simply inconceivable

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 23, 2018 10:10 PM (eXA4G)

67 I knew we should have used the nukes on Berlin in '45.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:11 PM (ewxPW)

68 They will and nothing changes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (3/sUh)

Nothing to affect mass shooters, but they will be opening up a whole new avenue for abusing gun owners.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

69 kbdabear

Thank you. You are a true giver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hyuyC)

70 Heh one of my secrets is that I think Demi Lovato is smoking hot.

Girl's got weight issues, but she still looks good imo.

Of course, she's not going to look as good at 40 if she's still eating those cheeseburgers but then again few of us do.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (4ErVI)

71 65 I wouldn't mind the age for gun buyers raised to 21 as long as the 26th Amendment was repealed and the voting age was raised to 21, as it used to be.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)


This.

The right to arms and the right to vote ought to be tied together for citizens.

After all, if I can't trust you with a gun, then how can I trust you with an even greater power over my life via the ballot box?

Posted by: The soon-to-go-on-a-boating-trip Hat at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (itfg0)

72 @63 I can't wait for the full report from Coral Springs. So much time unaccounted for.
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If the Sheriff is still in office at the end of the year...

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (TadoT)

73 Now Canadians are living the Polish conundrum -- I'll have to cheer for the Germans over the Russians because business before pleasure.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (ewxPW)

74 Chibi Presidents.

Huh?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


The gal who did the Chibi Presidents I linked last night

LAST NIGHT ONT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (KXVP7)

75 someone is reporting that the the initial report that broward county sheriff's deputies had taken up defensive positions behind their cruisers with their weapons drawn are inaccurate.

in fact their weapons were not drawn, instead they had each taken a piece of chalk in hand and were prepared to enter the building immediately upon the cessation of gunfire and begin tracing body outlines.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (MTjB1)

76 Thank you. I was concerned I was missing out to my detriment on the diverse opinions and rich wisdom afforded by social media platforms.

Any word preceded by the word "social" likely means the antithesis of the original word.

Social media, rather than bringing people together and opening minds, seems to do more towards creating isolation and insanity.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (fVubI)

77
Nothing to affect mass shooters, but they will be opening up a whole new avenue for abusing lawful gun owners.

Fixed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (Dhr0h)

78 Several times, while reading the Broward County school shooting threads , I was tempted to mention that I just went on an eighteen hour binge read of Kirt Schlichter's Indian Country and People's Republic.

I don't agree with everything, but he does present a plausible story line based on the breakup of Yugoslavia and the ethnic cleansing in Kosovo.

What I wanted to read about, the break up of the United States, was reduced to two sentences; Hillary gets elected president and orders the confiscation of all firearms in private hands. Law Enforcement in rural red states shrug and do nothing while the progressive brownshirts go on a murder rampage.

Everything in that Parkland school shooting fits Schlichter's narrative.

Incidentally, the eBooks are overpriced at near Ten Bucks each. No eBook should cost that much.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (roQNm)

79 When did the federal government determine it has the right to decide at what age an individual can own a gun?

Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (6PlZp)

80 Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Posted by: tbodie at February

what makes you think they were kidding?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)

If the Germans didn't have a sense of humor, then our joke warfare would not have helped us defeat them!
Posted by: Brig. Gen. M. Python, ret., Mrs. at February




nuts

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:14 PM (MTjB1)

81 Kbdabear, you are a Great American.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

82 I was having dinner at a local Hooters and they had women Olympic figure skaters on. None of them were Americans and it was a nice change watching young people there to compete and not proselytize, politicize, try to make us "woke", or shove their gayness in our faces.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2018 10:14 PM (eh0Va)

83 I may have double or triple posted on the last thread. I can't check because phone doesn't like 500+ comment s

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 10:14 PM (jtqoO)

84 Demi Moore was sexy before she became too skinny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (PUmDY)

85 77
Nothing to affect mass shooters, but they will be opening up a whole new avenue for abusing lawful gun owners.

Fixed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (Dhr0h)

I figured that was assumed, but good clarification nonetheless.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

86 may have double or triple posted on the last thread. I can't check because phone doesn't like 500+ comment s
Posted by: kallisto at February




don't worry, no one noticed.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (MTjB1)

87 I wish the weather was colder.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (NUtAO)

88 DPRK News Service on Canada losing in men's hockey and curling 'today'...
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/966727713502281729

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (ewxPW)

89 Ugh, I'm also sick to my stomach after reading that account of the school crime cover-up policy WeirdDave. Those poor non-criminal students were just pawns.

How did their parents hear their kids talking about the crap happening at school and not demand a change or take their kids out of that system?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (eASYU)

90 I can't wait for the full report from Coral Springs. So much time unaccounted for.

I've pretty much given up on any "reports" or "investigations" these days. They're probably all just whitewashes done by partisan hacks. The main goal is to protect the bureaucracy.

We'll never get rid of them. I think it was the Emperor Tiberius who decided his right hand man Sejanus needed to go so he killed him. Dude was in charge of the bureaucrats so Tiberius killed lots of them too.

#theypersisted

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (4ErVI)

91 Hey everybody.

Made the mistake of wading back into Hollywood Elsewhere today. Since Florida, Jeff Wells is running a leftist hategroup there, plain and simple.

I am tempted to just go ahead, leave a giant turd in one of their comment sections, and get myself banned. But then, they'd know they piss me off, which is none of their fucking business either.

Thankfully, and I know not everyone here has had this experience, but-- and I'm not kidding-- reading Quora has helped. While there's idiot hateful lefties there too, there's also a lot of conservatives who are pulling no punches and unafraid to take on the asshole SJWs. Thank God.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (eMKNe)

92 I've never heard Charles C. W. Cooke speak... Does he have a queer accent?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (e9G8E)

93 I wouldn't mind the age for gun buyers raised to 21 as long as the 26th Amendment was repealed and the voting age was raised to 21, as it used to be.
Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)


Dude ... I agree. But my next statement may start a shit-storm.

I don't think you should be able to compel anyone to go to war if they're under 21.

And in Scogginia - we'd have an exemption for anyone 18 or over that volunteered and completed a year of honorable service.

Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)

94 no point in waiting for the full report to come out. they have already identified the guy from the gay night club shooting as the shooter. he was working with the jihadi couple from san bernadino.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

95 89 Ugh, I'm also sick to my stomach after reading that account of the school crime cover-up policy WeirdDave. Those poor non-criminal students were just pawns.

How did their parents hear their kids talking about the crap happening at school and not demand a change or take their kids out of that system?
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (eASYU)

I doubt they were aware of the systematic coverup taking place. It's not like they were announcing it at PTA or school board meetings.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

96 So, raising age of gun purchases to 21 at the same time that people are calling for the voting age be lowered to 16 or even 14?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

97 Voting is Authority. Which should be tied to Responsibility.

Or go full Starship Troopers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (hyuyC)

98 Enough is enough. This needs to be immediately investigated by the DOJ, and if these allegations are proven true, heads should literally roll (I'll settle for long jail sentences. In general population).

Thank you!!! Yes! The corruption in South Florida is so entrenched that no local or even State investigation is likely to do any good.

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (g5YYQ)

99 If the Sheriff is still in office at the end of the year...


Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 10:12 PM (TadoT)
***********************
He needs to be out by the end of next week... at the latest.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (PvFoN)

100 Dude ... I agree. But my next statement may start a shit-storm.

I don't think you should be able to compel anyone to go to war if they're under 21.

And in Scogginia - we'd have an exemption for anyone 18 or over that volunteered and completed a year of honorable service.
Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)

WTF Scogg!!!

Posted by: Shitstorm at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (70cRb)

101 the 21 age limits are stupid. you are either a full fledged citizen or you are not. you are old enough to get drafted you are old enough for anything else.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

102 When did the federal government determine it has the right to decide at what age an individual can own a gun?
Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 10:13 PM (6PlZp)


Pick Me !!! Pick Me !!! Can I answer !?!?!? Please !!!

The notion of Incorporation - the Federal becoming the Supreme Defender of the Bill of Rights. It wasn't that way in the beginning. The Constitution was originally considered a constraint only on the Federal Government.

Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)

103
I've never heard Charles C. W. Cooke speak... Does he have a queer accent?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tororu


He's British, what do you think?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:19 PM (Dhr0h)

104 70. she's also bipolar and commendable for getting her condition under control.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 10:19 PM (jtqoO)

105 Voting is Authority. Which should be tied to Responsibility.

Or go full Starship Troopers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I would like to know more.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:20 PM (HScFq)

106 Just when I think the Parkland shooting can't be any more horrifying, it gets even worse. That thread made me want to vomit.

Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2018 10:20 PM (eIQHF)

107 93 ScoggDog Commenter

My 97 comment was directed at your solution.

Balancing Authority with Responsibility is a stable policy, so I kinda agree with you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:20 PM (hyuyC)

108 you know the girl falling back in the snow and kicking the snow into her face is funny, especially because of the way she moves after the snow hits her face.

why do you think she started to wipe the snow from her face and stopped?

either way the start and stop is funnier than if she had done nothing or if she had wiped the snow from her face.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)

109 The notion of Incorporation - the Federal becoming the Supreme Defender of the Bill of Rights. It wasn't that way in the beginning. The Constitution was originally considered a constraint only on the Federal Government.
Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)

You mean "selective defender."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

110 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (eMKNe)


Wish I had a buck for every time you threatened to quit that fucking website

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:21 PM (3/sUh)

111 93
I don't think you should be able to compel anyone to go to war if they're under 21.

And in Scogginia - we'd have an exemption for anyone 18 or over that volunteered and completed a year of honorable service.
Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)


Well, yeah, if under 21 year olds can't be trusted with firearms, then they shouldn't be inducted into the military either. I think Rich Zeoli made that point on the radio in Philly tonight.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

112 Okay, nobody's asking, but I'm gonna drone on about Corregidor.
There was an elderly Filipino man, now living in Texas, whose brother survived the Bataan death march. He had another brother who survived the war fighting the Japanese as a guerrilla.
What are the odds.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:22 PM (5fRCd)

113 The bliss photos of skaters grabbing their own skates are odd

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

114 As I said in a willowed comment, the sheriff reminds me of the yankee carpet bagger type installed during reconstruction. He is, at any rate, a yankee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:22 PM (ZpfqO)

115 I may have double or triple posted on the last thread. I can't check because phone doesn't like 500+ comments
Hot Air is that way -->

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:22 PM (ewxPW)

116 well, if we are having the gun debate my position is that whatever is legal for weapons, small arms, in the military should be legal for civilians as well. given the intent of the second amendment what is the point of keeping the weapons in the hands of civilians substantially inferior to the military?

full. auto.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)

117 84 Demi Moore was sexy before she became too skinny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (PUmDY)

++++

She was sexy before she got the boob job. Became cartoonish afterwards.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 10:23 PM (pvjTE)

118 Balancing Authority with Responsibility is a stable policy, so I kinda agree with you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:20 PM (hyuyC)


In Scogginia, Starship Troopers would be required reading.

My Old Man is a rough old bastard. But he is really, really smart. Cards, Board Games ... one of the best I've ever known.

The books that he insisted I read were ... enlightening.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)

119 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

God forbid a 19 year old solider should buy a beer with his/her federal tax refund

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:23 PM (3/sUh)

120 Voting is Authority. Which should be tied to Responsibility.

Or go full Starship Troopers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog




nice in theory not so good in practice.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

121 Okay, nobody's asking, but I'm gonna drone on about Corregidor.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem

Corregidor, en gaaa-aaaa-aaaarde!

Posted by: Carmen at February 23, 2018 10:24 PM (HScFq)

122 I don't think you should be able to compel anyone to go to war if they're under 21.

Posted by: ScoggDog Commenter at February 23, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)


I'm inclined to agree. Volunteers? Fine, maybe. But not the draft. Too young to handle it, IMO.

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:24 PM (g5YYQ)

123 God forbid a 19 year old solider should buy a beer with his/her federal tax refund
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian




yep

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

124 96 So, raising age of gun purchases to 21 at the same time that people are calling for the voting age be lowered to 16 or even 14?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

++++

We trust an 18 year old with a weapon in the military, but not as a private citizen? Stupid idea.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (pvjTE)

125 Demi Lovato -- lovely
Ariana Grande -- should heed her grandma's advice and mangia, mangia, mangia

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (skuoa)

126 just clicked that link to the 'hellhole of tumblr' post.

we've gone full cronenberg haven't we.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

127 girldog at February




yeah, that handle is not just begging for a nicname

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)

128 The drinking age will be lowered once self-driving cars become mandatory.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (NUtAO)

129 More droning- some 220,000 tons of bombs were dropped on the island, which is 56 hectares. I can't convert that but it's the size of a prairie farm.
The Japanese planned to take Corregidor in two days, but it took four months, which had ramifications for the entire war in the Pacific.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:27 PM (5fRCd)

130 demi lovato is a big girl, she could stand to pass half her food to someone else.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:27 PM (MTjB1)

131 Why aren't Germans funny?
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!

Posted by: The Germans at February 23, 2018 10:27 PM (O5Q3r)

132 Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

The voters are supposed to give broad direction to the nation by their choices. We used to have Representatives who worked on that, although they were supposed to make decisions in the best interest of their represented citizens. The authority was balanced by taking responsibility for good choices.

Like the majority of American citizen voters choosing Trump for President. This was voters taking responsibility.

If voters have the authority, then all rights of citizens should be theirs. Including drinking, marriage, and gun-ownership.


The trend in the last 50+ years, almost world-wide, is to wall off citizens from exerting their authority. Unaccountable people, almost an oligarchy, but certainly with similar world views on the State as the new religion, are taking over in the EU, US, UN, NGOs, and Leftist fronts.

With the unexpected Trump in office we are seeing the unmasking of many.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 10:28 PM (hyuyC)

133 God forbid a 19 year old solider should buy a beer with his/her federal tax refund
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Or try to rent a car when they are home on leave.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2018 10:28 PM (tr2D7)

134 Drunk drivers killed 29 people a day on average.
Let's take the cars away from all the sober drivers.

Posted by: navybrat at February 23, 2018 10:28 PM (w7KSn)

135 Meh. 70s Bultaco Pursang owned the mx world.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 23, 2018 10:28 PM (3g9Il)

136 Selena Gomez looks to be feeling better, pobrecita.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2018 10:28 PM (skuoa)

137 We trust an 18 year old with a weapon in the military, but not as a private citizen? Stupid idea.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (pvjTE)


Fails the damn Logic Test, don't it.

Either 18 is Too Young for the Military, or Old Enough to Own a Gun. And Drink.

I can live with either decision - but I'd just like some damn Logical Consistency.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (fiGNd)

138 What are the odds that Cruz converts to Islam in prison?

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (g5YYQ)

139 Okay, nobody's asking, but I'm gonna drone on about Corregidor.
There was an elderly Filipino man, now living in Texas, whose brother survived the Bataan death march. He had another brother who survived the war fighting the Japanese as a guerrilla.
What are the odds.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem
---------------

Glad you had a good trip. I'll reiterate this: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9c3b4mq

A bargain price/no shipping fee. From a time when some Democrats were still good Americans, and good men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (w1zJX)

140 And Selena's with Justin Bieber. Why? Didn't you get my poems?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (skuoa)

141 124 96 So, raising age of gun purchases to 21 at the same time that people are calling for the voting age be lowered to 16 or even 14?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

++++

We trust an 18 year old with a weapon in the military, but not as a private citizen? Stupid idea.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 10:26 PM (pvjTE)

Of course it is unless you are a politician who wishes to control the serfs err I mean the citizenry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

142 Welcome to America Charles. I guess this means we can't hold your accent against you anymore.

-
Hey! Let's not go crazy here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 10:30 PM (+y/Ru)

143 well, the germans operate at a sever disadvantage when it comes to humor. inasmuch as brevity is the art of wit, it is hard to be brief when your language comprises compound, multi-syllabic, words with an average of thirty characters.


this is different from the slavs who are mostly hindered by the fact that nearly all of their words are composed of a combination of grunts.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)

144 The whole lets raise the gun ownership age nonsense is the lets do something, anything to make it look like we are seen to be doing something.

Rick Scott is a fucking pathetic deuschbag.

Rubio doubly so.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 23, 2018 10:31 PM (ySLLs)

145 >>>>but I'd just like some damn Logical Consistency.

LMAO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:32 PM (3/sUh)

146 Most German words are sounded out by horking phlegm up from your throat.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:32 PM (5fRCd)

147 Of course it is unless you are a politician who wishes to control the serfs err I mean the citizenry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)


Mis-Hum ... to me, that's what it all comes down to. I know - I sound like a broken record.

Are we Serfs ? Or are we Citizens ? That's where I part ways with most people. I don't feel better just because I'm treated like a Serf and "my party" won.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)

148 Scogg, what other books did he insist upon?
Starship Troopers was one of my building blocks.

Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:33 PM (QjpM/)

149 Either 18 is Too Young for the Military, or Old Enough to Own a Gun. And Drink.

I can live with either decision - but I'd just like some damn Logical Consistency.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (fiGNd)

I think 18 is too young for the draft, however, for the sake of argument, I don't believe Cruz would have been accepted into the military, yet he was able to buy guns. I think that's worth thinking about.

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:33 PM (g5YYQ)

150 Serfs up!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

151 jake Tapper is the Broward sheriff of the MSM. He let the audience and the broward coward take potshots at Dana and didn't do a thing.

Posted by: vivi at February 23, 2018 10:34 PM (11H2y)

152 LMAO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:32 PM (3/sUh)


I know ... friggin' Pipe Dream.

Might as well keep digging into this Pile of Shit. Must be a Pony somewhere.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:34 PM (fiGNd)

153 ...just a stray thought, but how far off are we from Machine Learning technology being able to accurately pick out time-bombs like Cruz? Give the algorithms access to a slew of State and Federal databases, account profiles form social media giants, and I'd be you could accurately predict the who, how and when of mass shootings.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 23, 2018 10:34 PM (NUtAO)

154 Many 18 year olds need direction and training. The vast majority who enlist will never set foot on a battlefield or an aircraft carrier. However, they have to bring something to the table, which is getting harder and harder.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (skuoa)

155 If you can't be first

Then do your worst

To satisfy the thirst

for #WINNING!

Burpa Shave

Posted by: mindful webworker can't even at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (3tLP6)

156 Either 18 is Too Young for the Military, or Old Enough to Own a Gun. And Drink.

I can live with either decision - but I'd just like some damn Logical Consistency.
Posted by: ScoggDog
-----------------

Without taking a stand, I have to point out that you are insisting on false correlations.

The fact is that 18 year-olds can be trained to be efficient soldiers. It does not follow, at all, that 18 year-olds are even likely to be responsible drinkers or voters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (ZpfqO)

157 >>>>Might as well keep digging into this Pile of Shit. Must be a Pony somewhere.


With a magical horn

Scogg we are in the same club

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (3/sUh)

158 Just popping by to say Hi, and wish y'all a nice weekend!

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

159 you ever wonder who was responsible for bringing the alphabet back to the slavs?

somebody really fucked up.


seriously.

whoever the slavs sent to the big alphabet convention must have gotten completely fucked up on the last night of the convention and then dropped his clay tablets.

the tablets got smashed up and everyone else had already left the convention so he was there on his tent floor trying to reassemble the tablets so he could take the alphabet back home and help his peeps enter the modern world as literate peeps.

instead he fucked everything up.

got the letters out of order.

got some of the letters backwards.

simply fucked some of them up altogether.

then when he tried to get the pronunciation key lined up.

oy vey.

thousands of years later and the slavs still have not caught up from this handicap.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)

160 98 Enough is enough. This needs to be immediately investigated by the DOJ, and if these allegations are proven true, heads should literally roll (I'll settle for long jail sentences. In general population).

Thank you!!! Yes! The corruption in South Florida is so entrenched that no local or even State investigation is likely to do any good.

Posted by: girldog


So, Chicago without the winter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

161 German humor:

Take Stalingrad. Please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)

162 143
* adds morse code -nik to the list *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (RY6Ex)

163 @151

Jakes wife is a big shot at planned parenthood, he used to be the communications director for a gun control group.

Hes a leftist asshole.

I would expect nothing less from him.

Dana should have known better than to trust that piece of shit to play fair.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (ySLLs)

164 Canadian foreign affairs took the classy response. Mine would have been "Congrats and good luck in your gold medal game. Of course we would have won 11 gold medals in Olympics history instead of 9 but we were too busy in 1940 and 1944 doing other shit."

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (ewxPW)

165 153. no AI required to ID him. He was a walking talking red flag.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (jtqoO)

166 Also, I'd bet money that there are plenty of high schools where student crime and assault is played down or misreported.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

167 So I've mentioned Cracked.com's descent from a funny site to SJW crap.

Check
This
Out

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-sex-comedy-tropes-that-need-to-evolve-or-die/

Basically the woke geniuses at cracked have decided that the American Pie series is very, very problematic.

Hell, I remember when people that had a problem with the raunchy humor in movies like American Pie were Reich Wing bible thumpers....but apparently they were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (Z8FFX)

168 So, Chicago without the winter.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Be fair, Chicago has better food.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (HScFq)

169 The whole lets raise the gun ownership age nonsense is the lets do something, anything to make it look like we are seen to be doing something.

Rick Scott is a fucking pathetic deuschbag.

Rubio doubly so.
Posted by: Kreplach at February



rick scott is german?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

170 You really have to read it to believe it. A woman's whole life was based
around the outrageous delusion of her otherwise exemplary step father.

---------------------------------


I was expecting to read in the end that Pauline was found dead from poison .

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2018 10:38 PM (luPrW)

171 It does not follow, at all, that 18 year-olds are even likely to be responsible drinkers or voters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (ZpfqO)


Not now-a-days at any rate...

Posted by: The Hat who kindly wants you to get off the lawn at February 23, 2018 10:38 PM (itfg0)

172 Scogg, what other books did he insist upon?
Starship Troopers was one of my building blocks.
Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:33 PM (QjpM/)


Animal Farm
1984
Dune
Mack Bolan series
A book who's title I can't remember - that was Vietnam Vets personal testimonies about their tours

Many others that he didn't MAKE me read - but suggested. And I liked to read. Because we were broke as Hell - but the Library was free.

I was a big fan of the Library.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:38 PM (fiGNd)

173 Oh, and not just student crime being played down, but sexual behavior on the part of teachers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

174 Just a quick comment. There actually seems to be something wrong with Justin Trudeau. Nothing further to add.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:38 PM (5fRCd)

175 Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

Don't tell me what to do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:39 PM (3/sUh)

176 175 MisHum

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 10:39 PM (vUcdz)

177 thousands of years later and the slavs still have not caught up from this handicap.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---
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I still call for Berlin Airlift style emergency drops of vowels on Poland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:39 PM (ZpfqO)

178 Pretty much.

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (g5YYQ)

179 177
Slav master race raided Finland, where there are more vowels than they know what to do with.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (RY6Ex)

180 Okay, nobody's asking, but I'm gonna drone on about Corregidor.

There was an elderly Filipino man, now living in Texas, whose
brother survived the Bataan death march. He had another brother who
survived the war fighting the Japanese as a guerrilla.

What are the odds.

My next door neighbor's dad earned himself a Bronze Star humping a BAR and a flame thrower in the Philippines. Great guy. His son showed me a newspaper clipping of the action where he burned out a Jap position. There were a lot of guys in the Bataan death march from Maywood, Il., not far from me here. When I was a kid they had cool parades.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (nisXv)

181 Hell, I remember when people that had a problem with the raunchy humor in movies like American Pie were Reich Wing bible thumpers....but apparently they were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (Z8FFX)


The Left was just enviously projecting their own desires.

Posted by: Weimar? Because we Reich you at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (itfg0)

182 Just a quick comment. There actually seems to be something wrong with Justin Trudeau. Nothing further to add.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem

Ah yup. That boy aint right.

Posted by: Hank Hill at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (HScFq)

183 just a stray thought, but how far off are we from Machine Learning technology being able to accurately pick out time-bombs like Cruz? Give the algorithms access to a slew of State and Federal databases, account profiles form social media giants, and I'd be you could accurately predict the who, how and when of mass shootings.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February




well, having deep state running the AI programs that identify the pre-criminal guys is not especially reassuring. not like there is any room in there for misbehavior.

you think swatting is bad wait until you have precogging.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)

184 thousands of years later and the slavs still have not caught up from this handicap.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---
-----------

I still call for Berlin Airlift style emergency drops of vowels on Poland.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:39 PM (ZpfqO)

Poland is missing vowels? Have they searched Finland?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:41 PM (5fRCd)

185 I'm onboard with raising the age to own a gun.

In fact, since per Obamacare no one is an adult until 26, let's make ALL adult rights kick in then.

Gun ownership, contract signing (including college loans), and voting...

Excluding of course active duty military.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:41 PM (Z8FFX)

186 @149 I think 18 is too young for the draft, however, for the sake of argument, I don't believe Cruz would have been accepted into the military, yet he was able to buy guns. I think that's worth thinking about.
---------------------

Well in fairness, the military would presumably do a *slightly* better job screening potential recruit Cruz than the Broward County Sheriff's Office ever did.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (TadoT)

187 The fact is that 18 year-olds can be trained to be efficient soldiers. It does not follow, at all, that 18 year-olds are even likely to be responsible drinkers or voters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (ZpfqO)


I don't care.

You going to put a Young Man in the position to die for his country ... he 'ought to be able to enjoy all the legal pleasures that country affords any man.

If he can't ... he's not a Citizen. He's a Serf.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)

188 I said some time ago that Tumblr is an incredibly vast portion of the internet that most of us have no idea about.

I also suspect that many Tumblr denizens have no idea that the internet contains anything other than Tumblr.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

189 Evening, y'all. Been a nice day here - got lots done, and managed to sneak out and catch a couple of nice bass.





Posted by: Anon a mous
..............
What? Like a Jaguar or a Jazz Bass? I had a Gibson EB-0 in my yoot, but that's long gone.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (5tSKk)

190 I still call for Berlin Airlift style emergency drops of vowels on Poland.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February





during the whole bosnia kosovo thing there was some analyst that made the comment that we should send the serbs a care package of vowels.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)

191 just a stray thought, but how far off are we from Machine Learning technology being able to accurately pick out time-bombs like Cruz?
***
The left will use it to find us first. After all, murders and rapists aren't a threat to their collective will to power.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (Z8FFX)

192 167 So I've mentioned Cracked.com's descent from a funny site to SJW crap.

Check
This
Out

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-sex-comedy-tropes-that-need-to-evolve-or-die/

Basically the woke geniuses at cracked have decided that the American Pie series is very, very problematic.

Hell, I remember when people that had a problem with the raunchy humor in movies like American Pie were Reich Wing bible thumpers....but apparently they were just ahead of their time.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (Z8FFX)

Absolutely! I've been thinking for a while that the left has become the modern Puritans. And I really wish the right would use this observation to counteract their vile speech-codes. Call them "New Age Puritans" or the "Puritan Left", for example.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (NUtAO)

193 Scogg,
Check
Check
Check
I think so
Something similar
I looked forward to every Friday afternoon cuz I'd get a trip to the library. Read all night under the covers. My folks didn't get a tv until I was in high school. I think it did me wonders.
Heinlein made me think.

Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (QjpM/)

194 The plane lands in Warsaw full of vowels, and leaves full of Polish women.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (ELrki)

195 MisHum, you'd only have about 20 bucks ;-)

But still...

I give myself credit. I've been able to stay away for months at a time, at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

196 Poland is missing vowels? Have they searched Finland?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:41 PM (5fRCd)


Stop that.

Finland does not exist.

Finns are about as real as Evles, Orcs, and honest CNN anchors.

Posted by: Fanuilos at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

197 "In fact, since per Obamacare no one is an adult until 26, let's make ALL adult rights kick in then."

How about, as long as someone is claiming them as a dependent, no rights.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (3JQ/p)

198 just a stray thought, but how far off are we from Machine Learning technology being able to accurately pick out time-bombs like Cruz?
***
The left will use it to find us first. After all, murders and rapists aren't a threat to their collective will to power.
Posted by: 18-1 at February




once the left has AI the hq will be wiped out in one day by thousands of exploding monitors and smartphones.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (MTjB1)

199 Watching Laura Ingraham at CPAC on C-Span. Looks like she's had some work done. Her lips look weird. What's that called? Collagen?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (+Tibp)

200 Geez... "Tortured maid found frozen in employee's apartment"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-43177349

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (bxLgY)

201 I think 18 is too young for the draft, however, for the sake of argument, I don't believe Cruz would have been accepted into the military, yet he was able to buy guns. I think that's worth thinking about.
Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:33 PM (g5YYQ)

++++

I disagree about the draft age. 18 is just out of high school, but before most have started a family or really gotten a career type job. You don't want to wait until people are older and have started to build their adult life and then pull them out of that into service. Plus, the military wants to indoctrinate the draftees into doing things and thinking in a military frame of mind. You wait until people are older, they get harder to train, both mentally and physically.

As far as Cruz, I think he would have been ineligible just on the basis of the psychotropic drugs he was on. At least I hope so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (pvjTE)

202 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

$20 ain't crumbs to me Steve

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:45 PM (3/sUh)

203 And I'm serious, everyone should check out Quora.

That's better than just bitching about another asshole leftist website, right MisHum?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

204 The plane lands in Warsaw full of vowels, and leaves full of Polish women.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February




we should start in the ukraine if we are sawpping vowels for women.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

205 MisHum, that's right, I forgot you're really Dennis Miller. Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

206 $20 ain't crumbs to me Steve


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February




it is what you sweep up your crumbs with.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)

207 ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

208 The whole lets raise the gun ownership age nonsense is the lets do something, anything to make it look like we are seen to be doing something.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 23, 2018 10:31 PM (ySLLs)

It feels just like the opioid hysteria that has led several states to limit pain Rxs to a few days and set arbitrary dosage limits. So now innocent, law-abiding pain sufferers can't get pain relief, but the overdose deaths have skyrocketed as the addicts turn to heroin.

But by golly, they "did something". And the Moms led the way.

Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (g5YYQ)

209 Here's an idea to prevent the next mass shooting: how's about we publicly hang Cruz by the neck until dead? Might make the next schizo think twice before shooting.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (HScFq)

210 BTW, has the Bing homepage photo today been the aerial view of Toronto (as seen from the CN Tower) in the States (and Oz for that matter) or is that photo just running on Canadian ISP computers like mine?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (ewxPW)

211 Heinlein made me think.
Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (QjpM/)


Starship Troopers was a hell of a thing.

Then I read Number of the Beast. I know criticizing Heinlein if verbotten - so of course, I'll do it anyway.

Cat was positively glowing in his notion that Incest was A.O.K.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (fiGNd)

212 I just had a thought about that townhall thing on CNN. How's about rules like no personal attacks? And no death threats? Too radical for CNN?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 23, 2018 10:47 PM (5fRCd)

213
Hell, I remember when people that had a problem with the raunchy humor in movies like American Pie were Reich Wing bible thumpers....but apparently they were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:37 PM (Z8FFX)


The Party's line has changed. Here is your article on the Bering Strait. Paste it in your Great Social Justice Encyclopedia at once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 23, 2018 10:47 PM (zB0v4)

214 143
* adds morse code -nik to the list *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February




please make sure you chisel my name correctly.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

215 To Sail Beyond The Sunset was the same way. It was all incest orgies all the time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2018 10:47 PM (ELrki)

216 Prince Ludwig, won't work. Schizos don't care, or ever even think about, consequences.

I do think the FL asshole is the fugliest kid I've ever seen in my whole life.

Think he'll be a hero in prison, or ridiculed for taking out a bunch of kids? I've read that when prisoners kill or maim a good-looking guard or psychologist, it means nothing to the other inmates, because they consider attractive women easy pickings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)

217 The fact is that 18 year-olds can be trained to be efficient
soldiers. It does not follow, at all, that 18 year-olds are even likely
to be responsible drinkers or voters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:35 PM (ZpfqO)



I don't care.



You going to put a Young Man in the position to die for his country
... he 'ought to be able to enjoy all the legal pleasures that country
affords any man.



If he can't ... he's not a Citizen. He's a Serf.

Quite a difference between active duty soldiers and pajama boys.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (nisXv)

218 Everybody knew them as the Cowards of the Broward

They never did a single thing to prove the County wrong...

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (t5m5e)

219 The doggie video is very cute. What a smart boy.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (jm1YL)

220 On the age thing..

Let's face it.. 18 yr olds today (generally speaking) are nowhere near as mature as we were decades ago..

No age-based criteria will ever be fair to everyone.

If the proposal was to raise the legal age to 21, I would say leave the age 18 for single-load weapons.. which would be appropriate for hunting..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (5tSKk)

221 everyone should check out Quora.
---

ok. Everyone has to log in with google or facebook.
I found a link to global warming.

fail.

fini

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (roQNm)

222 Starship Troopers was a hell of a thing.

Then I read Number of the Beast. I know criticizing Heinlein if verbotten - so of course, I'll do it anyway.

Cat was positively glowing in his notion that Incest was A.O.K.
Posted by: ScoggDog at Februar




thought the book was overrated too.


regarding his thoughts on incest, was he ok with it straiht across the board or only between hot people? makes a difference.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

223 Raise the voting age to 35.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (rnAwa)

224 205 MisHum, that's right, I forgot you're really Dennis Miller. Geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

Did I piss in your Wheaties?

If I did , sorry I'll get you a fresh bowl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (3/sUh)

225 209 Here's an idea to prevent the next mass shooting: how's about we publicly hang Cruz by the neck until dead? Might make the next schizo think twice before shooting.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (HScFq)


And maybe the media shouldn't be giving losers 24/7 celebrity status. Just spitballing here.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

226 Skandia, from what I've seen, you can log in with email.

If I'm wrong, let me know.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

227 @190 during the whole bosnia kosovo thing there was some analyst that made the comment that we should send the serbs a care package of vowels.
--------------------

There was actually an Onion article detailing how Clinton was going to airdrop those countries some "emergency vowels".

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (TadoT)

228 212. They were throwing their audience rf meat. They know what they're doing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (jtqoO)

229 MisHum, just a joke. No offense meant.
Besides, it's not like I called you Lena or Yoko. Thought you might be a little flattered. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)

230 Quite a difference between active duty soldiers and pajama boys.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (nisXv)


Agreed ... and I'm perfectly cool with "Unequal Application of the Law".

Volunteer ... complete "some" period of time, y'all pick ... then Hell, drink, vote, buy a gun, whatever.

You don't ? Well ... sucks to be you, I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (fiGNd)

231 130 demi lovato is a big girl, she could stand to pass half her food to someone else.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:27 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah she goes back and forth which is probably ok at her age but could be a problem later depending on how fat she gets.

She still looks good with curves, though. Somewhat better in fact as some younger women can still be really hot even though they're bigger. Christina Hendricks isn't young at all and she's pretty damn big and she's pretty hot. An exception though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (4ErVI)

232 BTW anyone else notice that Moms Demand Action is the most apt name ever, because if these broads were getting action they wouldn't be on TV bleeding out of their...eyes or whatever.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (HScFq)

233 Greetings fappers and fappees.

What's a Chibi?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

234 well, ideally the left would like to raise the age for gun ownership to the point where people were either too old to hold a gun and or the right age to where the cost of their ss and medicare were high enough that it would be better to have them off themselves.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

235
regarding his thoughts on incest, was he ok with it straiht across the board or only between hot people? makes a difference.
___
If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in your family, am I right?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 23, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)

236 146 Most German words are sounded out by horking phlegm up from your throat.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem


I took German in high school. The teacher getting the whole class to practice that "ch" sound was hilarious. She should have just given everyone spit buckets.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

237 BTW, has the Bing homepage photo today been the aerial view of Toronto (as seen from the CN Tower) in the States (and Oz for that matter) or is that photo just running on Canadian ISP computers like mine?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (ewxPW)

Ours is an aerial view of the Colorado River Delta in Mexico.

Yours sounds better. I never considered they did different homepages for North America.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 10:51 PM (hLB6Q)

238 red meat

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 10:51 PM (jtqoO)

239 211 Heinlein made me think.
Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:43 PM (QjpM/)

Starship Troopers was a hell of a thing.

Then I read Number of the Beast. I know criticizing Heinlein if verbotten - so of course, I'll do it anyway.

Cat was positively glowing in his notion that Incest was A.O.K.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:46 PM (fiGNd)


DERP

Posted by: Zombie Charles II of Spain at February 23, 2018 10:52 PM (itfg0)

240 Scogg, gotta agree with you on Number of the Beast. I was very much, WTF?
Heinlein got worse with age. But everything from his Young Adult novels up to about Friday was good.
And he did have mommy issues. If Time Enough for Love is any indicator.

Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 10:52 PM (QjpM/)

241 There was actually an Onion article detailing how Clinton was going to airdrop those countries some "emergency vowels".
Posted by: junior at February




must be where the analyst got the line.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

242 If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in your family, am I right?
Posted by: Lena Dunham


You said it toots!

Posted by: Charles II of Spain at February 23, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

243 BTW, has the Bing homepage photo today been the
aerial view of Toronto (as seen from the CN Tower) in the States (and Oz
for that matter) or is that photo just running on Canadian ISP
computers like mine?


Posted by: andycanuck
...........
The Bing home page is currently the Colorado River Delta from above

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 10:52 PM (5tSKk)

244 You don't ? Well ... sucks to be you, I guess.

I like it. You're Hired!

Posted by: dartist don at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (nisXv)

245 I promise you son
I'll cover up the things you've done
You'll never spend a single day in jail
We need that Federal loot
So the evidence will scoot
Now go on out and buy yourself a gun...

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (t5m5e)

246 "...and has decided to do a series of AoS Chibis. I can't wait to see them."

Awesome.

But how many versions of an assless-chapped, Valu-Rite soaked, sharp-elbowed, Kaboom-powered Peruvian can there be?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (H8S+R)

247 You going to put a Young Man in the position to die for his country ... he 'ought to be able to enjoy all the legal pleasures that country affords any man.

If he can't ... he's not a Citizen. He's a Serf.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)


Legal pleasures.

How long does it take for something to become legal? Long enough to get the votes and get POTUS to sign?

Thirty minutes max.


How long does it take for something to become illegal? Long enough to get the votes and get POTUS to sign?



A Citizen or a Serf?

If a serf the US Constitution does not apply at all. If a citizen it applies in its entirety. Not part of it, not some of it, but ALL of it.

Posted by: dDan at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (hwYmz)

248 That photo of Justin Trudeau with the cap on his head? I can see why there's some doubt about his true parentage. He does bear a resemblance to Castro.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (jm1YL)

249 Skandia, from what I've seen, you can log in with email.

If I'm wrong, let me know.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM

ya, maybe I am too quick to judge.
but then I over compensate by trying to be open minded.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (roQNm)

250 Release the Tide Pods!

Posted by: The Clash of the Snowflakes at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)

251 regarding his thoughts on incest, was he ok with it straiht across the board or only between hot people? makes a difference.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)


I still remember the passages ... because it really, really struck me.

He does it from the perspective of both the Father and Daughter ... trying to sell it to the Reader. They don't do it - they both just take this mental trip of why it would be OK if they did. It really was Fucked Up.

With Smart comes Crazy. How much you want ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (fiGNd)

252 damn, I had a little yamaha just like that one about 30 years ago. Brings back memories!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (V2Yro)

253 "BTW anyone else notice that Moms Demand Action is the most apt name ever..."

Good name to parody, too: Moms Demand Single Action, Moms Demand Double Action

Yes, Paulo, we see you over there.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (3JQ/p)

254 Otaku Activate Nyah!

Chibi is an art style from Japan. Much like Super Deformed but not.

Chibi means the character or person is drawn in an exaggerated cute way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (bxLgY)

255 If it helps, I also made the near-mistake of looking up Gustavo Arellano's twitter feed a few days ago.

Actually made me feel good, because he was getting grief from crazy SJW trans-activists. Seems he's too heteronormative for the far left. Love when they go after each other.

Similar thing happened to Jennifer "mouth" Lawrence recently.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

256 Thanks, AP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 10:55 PM (tRaq7)

257 Jeez, I've been more willow'd than willow lately. Serves me right for posting on old threads. From the last one:

372
I just joined the NRA. Should have done it earlier, but OTOH, I'm sure
they'll be heartened by a bump up in membership right now.

F*ck the left!


Posted by: DonnaV sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (P8951)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 10:55 PM (P8951)

258 With Smart comes Crazy. How much you want ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February




lol. there is some truth to that. apparently sometimes you start thinking so far outside the box you come back full circle and wind up back in the box, albeit the wrong one.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 23, 2018 10:56 PM (P8951)

260 With Smart comes Crazy. How much you want ?
***
Oddly both the Egyptian and Persian royal houses practiced incest. Of course nothing of any importance has come out of either in 1500 years or so...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 10:56 PM (Z8FFX)

261 MisHum, you'd only have about 20 bucks ;-)

But still...

I give myself credit. I've been able to stay away for months at a time, at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

I counted $50 worth...

Posted by: texcat at February 23, 2018 10:57 PM (wf3RQ)

262 Opps, sorry about 259,horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 23, 2018 10:57 PM (P8951)

263 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)

All is well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:57 PM (3/sUh)

264 we should start in the ukraine if we are sawpping vowels for women.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---
------------

Or, vowels for consonants.

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 10:57 PM (ZpfqO)

265 At least it's not some super-obscure form of tentacle pr0n that involves dressing up like a halibut.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 10:57 PM (tRaq7)

266 , I'd bet money that there are plenty of high schools where student crime and assault is played down or misreported.

Same way I'm pretty sure that Rotherham wasn't the only town in England where Muslims were raping little girls.

These are just the places where the officials got caught with their hands in the donut box.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

267 Similar thing happened to Jennifer "mouth" Lawrence recently.
___
I really don't think she'll be able to top her performance in The Fappening so she might as well retire now.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (Z8FFX)

268 *rummages on blog*

Ah ha! Nyah!

Chibi-Anna Puma powers activate! And not from C-1 so double nyah!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7x52c2r

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (bxLgY)

269 233 Greetings fappers and fappees.

What's a Chibi?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chibi_(term)

Posted by: Hat-kun at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

270 rickl: "And maybe the media shouldn't be giving losers 24/7 celebrity status. Just spitballing here."

Yeah, no. We won't be doing that. If we didn't incite on our cover page, people would ignore us even harder.

Posted by: Time at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (H8S+R)

271 264
we should start in the ukraine if we are sawpping vowels for women.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---

They have vowels dropping off the goddamn trees in Italy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (P8951)

272 >>>Good name to parody, too: Moms Demand Single Action, Moms Demand Double Action



A new line of dildos

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:59 PM (3/sUh)

273 demi lovato is a big girl, she could stand to pass half her food to someone else.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 10:27 PM (MTjB1)

I watched her do the National Anthem for something awhile back and she couldn't sing for shit. I was not impressed.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 10:59 PM (IuYIh)

274 I think I got banned or something..

I cannot post any longer from FireFox!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 10:59 PM (5tSKk)

275 If changing the drinking age to 21 was due to alcohol, might be possible to move it back to 18.


Rideshare Uber/Lyft will take care of the load.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 11:00 PM (vChNs)

276 They have vowels dropping off the goddamn trees in Italy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray!

They need to ship some of them south to Sicilia, so they can stop truncating their words. Ma'Donn'.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (HScFq)

277 The first girl I ever loved; she was blonde, she was beautiful, she was my first cousin. She has hated me since I was five and she was three.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (roQNm)

278 Chibi-Mink, "hwei! hwei! Dick Saucer!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (bxLgY)

279 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (P8951)

You're a spitfire tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (3/sUh)

280 __
I really don't think she'll be able to top her performance in The Fappening so she might as well retire now.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (Z8FFX)

Funny, I was just about to say,

On the scoggdog scale, she's still a one. On the day of the Fappening, I sprinted to my bunk.
BTW, did anyone save those pix?

Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (QjpM/)

281 yeah but if we start airlifting vowels in and women out of consonant heavy countries we are probably going to run the risk of having a lot of substandard sex involving fcking, blwjobs, hndjbs, from girls with bg tts, and sss.

will have to be a lot of spnkng to sort everything out.

communication is the key to any relationship.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

282 Robert A. Heinlein was always a Fleet Sailor in his morals with regards to sex.

He had three wives, did a lot of wife-swapping with his second wife, was a public nudist with his second and third wives.

Yet his early books ring with Duty. He toned it down on books published in his lifetime before his brain injury. After his big health problems, most of his writing had no filters. Sad, really.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (hyuyC)

283 Hell, I remember when people that had a problem with the raunchy humor in movies like American Pie were Reich Wing bible thumpers....but apparently they were just ahead of their time.
Posted by: 18-1


Or they could read reviews and just not go to movies they would find offensive. There are sites that let you know about the level of sex and violence in movies.

But you are right, it is now liberals who want to dictate to us what we should be allowed to watch. When I am in conversations with liberals, i use the terms "speech police" and "thought police" a lot. They hate it because they
view themselves as open minded.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

284 Moms Demand Action sounds like a MILF porn site

Posted by: josephistan at February 23, 2018 11:02 PM (ANIFC)

285 If a serf the US Constitution does not apply at all. If a citizen it applies in its entirety. Not part of it, not some of it, but ALL of it.
Posted by: dDan at February 23, 2018 10:53 PM (hwYmz)


I get that. Obviously - I didn't copy and paste all of your rebuttal - but I get your point. And it's a good one.

I'd say this ... as originally founded - everyone in America WASN'T a Citizen. Landowner - Twenty One - Male ... was required to Vote.

Now - I am NOT saying those lines of demarcation are appropriate today. But I AM saying that Universal Citizenship is part of the problem. Along with Universal Taxation. And the friggin' Oppressive Intrustion of Federal, State, and Local Government into just about everything anyone does.

There's no room to just live your life and be left alone anymore.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:02 PM (fiGNd)

286 Same way I'm pretty sure that Rotherham wasn't the only town in England where Muslims were raping little girls.

These are just the places where the officials got caught with their hands in the donut box.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)


Oh, this is happening all over England:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxtsdco

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9w8s66u

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapq6j3u

Posted by: The Anti-Rape Hat at February 23, 2018 11:02 PM (itfg0)

287 Good name to parody, too: Moms Demand Single Action, Moms Demand Double Action




A new line of dildos

Yes, but can they order pizza when you're done?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 11:02 PM (O5Q3r)

288 Justin Trudeau has an element of idiot child to him.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:03 PM (5fRCd)

289 maybe the media shouldn't be giving losers 24/7 celebrity status. Just spitballing here."




so long as you keep it clean. spitballing is fine but no snwbllng.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

290 There was actually an Onion article detailing how Clinton was going to airdrop those countries some "emergency vowels".
Posted by: junior at February

must be where the analyst got the line.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---
------------

Click and Clack read it on air: http://tinyurl.com/hfr7aur

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 11:03 PM (9tO1t)

291 Moms Demand Action sounds like 80s porn.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:03 PM (jtqoO)

292
ETA The gal who did the Chibi Presidents I linked last night is the daughter of a Moron. She was quite pleased by the reception they received here, and has decided to do a series of AoS Chibis. I can't wait to see them.


Those were amusing and well done.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 11:04 PM (pNxlR)

293 Salty, I never heard about Heinlein's brain injury. What happened?

Posted by: RI Red - still red at February 23, 2018 11:04 PM (QjpM/)

294 "Welcome to America Charles. I guess this means we can't hold your accent against you anymore."

Pretty sure we can still mock him in English, more English, and Austrian now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2018 11:04 PM (H8S+R)

295 168 So, Chicago without the winter.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Be fair, Chicago has better food.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


True, but the corruption and entitlement of elected officials is Clintonesque. And they truly don't believe that there is anything wrong with milking political office for everything they can get.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

296 284. great minds etc etc

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:06 PM (jtqoO)

297 Pretty sure we can still mock him in English, more English, and Austrian now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

We can still mock him in Jive too.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at February 23, 2018 11:06 PM (HScFq)

298 I just joined the NRA. Should have done it earlier, but OTOH, I'm sure
they'll be heartened by a bump up in membership right now.

F*ck the left!


Posted by: DonnaV sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 10:48 PM (P8951)


Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 10:55 PM (P8951)



@ Donna, & anyone who hates NRA related Junk Mail.

Phone the membership desk, and intone the following phrase, EXACTLY as written:

Please Code My Membership as NO PROMOTIONS, thank you. Now, Please VERIFY AND CONFRIM That My Membership HAS BEEN SO CODED.

That "No Promotions" status removes you from all of the NRA's Junk Mail and other Fund Raising solicitations.

It's an easy phone call. Just be sure to use that exact phrase....there is no such animal in the NRA's contracted phone center's script where your plea to "end the junk mail" results in any corresponding keyboard action by whichever CSR you're speaking with.

That is all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
NRA Life Member


P.S. Welcome aboard, Donna&&&&V!!!

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2018 11:07 PM (QzJWU)

299
When will the Dutch be forced to give up all the is, js, ks and ls that they have been bogarting all these years?

If you want to know why the EU is breaking up, letter bogarting is a big reason.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 11:07 PM (pNxlR)

300 Thanks for the ONT.

My Dad bought me a '78 Yamaha 400cc when I asked in High school. He has always loved riding, so I asked him one day if we could go looking for one (That I would pay for), and the next night there was this beautiful new old bike sitting in our garage when I got home. I stood looking at it in the garage for around 20 minutes and Dad came down like a kid in a candy store to look at it with me. I'll always remember that moment.

This was in '92 or so. My Dad at this time had a '66 Honda dream that he bought while in the army. It was in positively mint condition. Looked like this:

https://tinyurl.com/yd4kaj7e

He loved that bike, but worried about putting too many miles on it. He got a good offer for it and used the money to buy a Goldwing.

I still miss riding, but I have seen too many idiots on the roads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (cfHE9)

301 Nice chibi, Anna...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

302 howdy horde!!!

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)

303 Moms Demand Action sounds like 80s porn.
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:03 PM (jtqoO)


Sadly ... it was never filmed.

If it was ... I would know.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (fiGNd)

304 Howdy TO.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:09 PM (5fRCd)

305 Posted by: Hat-kun at February 23, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

Heh. I chopped off the "_term" of your link, Hat-kun, and wound up with an entry on a very old city in China which was pretty interesting.

It's named Chibi after a battle there in the first century A.D.

The things I learn here, even accidentally...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:09 PM (tRaq7)

306 297 Pretty sure we can still mock him in English, more English, and Austrian now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

We can still mock him in Jive too.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at February 23, 2018 11:06 PM (HScFq)

---

It's not legit until he makes fun of European soccer

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 11:09 PM (vChNs)

307 Pink !!!

How's the Dating coming along ?

I got tips and advice. Been saving it up. Is now a good time ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:09 PM (fiGNd)

308 I meant TP. Damn you auto cucumber.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:10 PM (5fRCd)

309 If you want to know why the EU is breaking up, letter bogarting is a big reason.

The French took all the damned vowels.

Posted by: Bob Cvrtlik at February 23, 2018 11:10 PM (K1sgG)

310 Thanks, professor disarray and Jerry, about the Bing page being different in the States. I was wondering because my father was one of the structural engineers who helped put up the two black skyscrapers (out of the five in a block seen in the middle of the frame) and I wanted to brag about it.

In 1967 the main tower was the tallest building in the Commonwealth although I don't know how long that record lasted.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:10 PM (ewxPW)

311 303 Moms Demand Action sounds like 80s porn.

---

Sounds like the Buzzwife trying to get the kids to clean their rooms

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 11:10 PM (vChNs)

312 It's not legit until he makes fun of European soccer
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

Point of Order: it's Eurofag kickball.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:11 PM (HScFq)

313 Moms Demnad Traction - they demand Traction Control

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 23, 2018 11:11 PM (KS7f3)

314 312. Also acceptable is - Uganda's national sport.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

315 And maybe the media shouldn't be giving losers 24/7 celebrity status. Just spitballing here.

Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Disagree. The media hides enough already. We need to know who the perp was. We need to know if his name was Mohamad, for example. We need people coming forward to talk about what they know about him. Were there previous signs that got ignored by the school district, local pd, the FBI. We can't get that kind of insight if we don't even know who the asshole was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (pvjTE)

316 There's no room to just live your life and be left alone anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:02 PM (fiGNd)

I've actually managed to do that, for the most part. About18 years ago I had a remarkable awakening. Yes, Heinlein and others led to it. I made a plan to GTFOOD before it was fashionable. All came together over time and I'm in a good place now, geographically and mentally. Of course, I'm poor as f*ck now, but I am damn happy.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (QjpM/)

317 I'm really enjoying these "crumbs" that I'm getting from Trump's recent tax reform law! An extra $84 a month may not seem like a lot to Nancy Pelosi, but I just recently had to start really caring about budgeting and maintaining a credit rating, and I'm finding that little extra bit of take-home pay to be very helpful with that. Thanks, Mr. President! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (wSC8T)

318 Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)

You seem chipper tonite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (3/sUh)

319 This was in '92 or so. My Dad at this time had a '66 Honda dream that he bought while in the army. It was in positively mint condition. Looked like this:

Well I'll be sheep-dipped. My first motorcycle was a red 150 Dream. I haven't thought about it in decades.

Thanks for the memory.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (tRaq7)

320 @307 Sure go for it.

How's it going? Honestly, it's a slog. For every 10 dates I make, maybe only 1 or 2 actually happen. The rest flake or fall apart for whatever reason.

But, I am as confident or more than I have ever been...in myself, in my body...so that makes it much easier to get through those rough patches.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)

321 . Also acceptable is - Uganda's national sport.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

It is a step up from their previous pastime: trying to avoid being eaten by the President-for-Life.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:14 PM (HScFq)

322 Is Wales in the EU? They have all the Ls.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:14 PM (5fRCd)

323 Huh. Who knew Germans had a sense of humor.

Of course they do. It's well documented, and efficient.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

324 311. aww, that's cute! Nice to know neatness matters at Chez Buzz.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:15 PM (jtqoO)

325 Of course, I'm poor as f*ck now, but I am damn happy.
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:12 PM (QjpM/)


Good for you.

So - do you remember the Mack Bolan novel where Phoenix Force, Able Team, and Mack Himself all get together and bust some International Crime Ring ?

I don't remember the details - just taking the novel to Middle School - and a couple teachers kind of raising their eyebrows.

They would've shit if they'd seen the Old Man's LongArms on the nightstand. Turns out - Chicks ain't the only ones that like a good Romance Novel.

I just think Dad's idea of "romance" was a little bit different - judging by the covers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:15 PM (fiGNd)

326 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)

327
246 "...and has decided to do a series of AoS Chibis. I can't wait to see them."


Hasn't AtC already crossed over to Chibi status?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (pNxlR)

328 @318

Haha...don't know if I would say that.

I suspect I have strep, so...sucking down ice cream, which definitely helps the mood.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (TL2pK)

329 Demi Lovato - cute & funny bit

...the crankcase seals and the oil injector were bad....
Yeah, that would've been my first guess.

...a weird world I was warned never to tell...
Weirder than those kids who found out, as teens, that their folks were Soviet spies.* Kind of the opposite, in fact. (*basis of The Americans series)

Understanding indicating brainwaves - can be coupled with observing whether the listener has a drooling fixed face with blank eyes.

Then I wandered off into YouTube for a while...

Posted by: mindful webworker's meandering attention at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (3tLP6)

330 321. Ludwig kno de wey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

331 Is Wales in the EU? They have all the Ls.
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour

Wales is a horrid place. Gangs of burly gingers terrorize the countryside with their close-harmony singing and you can't pronounce the place names without a pint of phlegm in your throat.

Posted by: Mr. E. Blackadder at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (HScFq)

332 DPRK News Service on Canada losing in men's hockey and curling 'today'...
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/966727713502281729



Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 10:15 PM (ewxPW)

Somebody needs to photoshop the Turdeaus visiting Papua New Guinea, with Justine wearing a penis gourd and a bone in his nose, and Sophie in a grass skirt, and her boobies out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (Dbv1R)

333 179 177
Slav master race raided Finland, where there are more vowels than they know what to do with.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 10:40 PM (RY6Ex)



Iceland too?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (Ixzfa)

334 Re. Justin... considering his mom has mental problems that were exacerbated by her pot use, I think the same is happening/happened to Justin.

BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (ewxPW)

335 I just think Dad's idea of "romance" was a little bit different - judging by the covers.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:15 PM (fiGNd)

Like the Remo Williams books. Beating the snot out of people and sleeping with a different lady in every book.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (cfHE9)

336 293 RI Red - still red

He had a Transient Ischemic Attack seven years after almost dying from peritonitis. The peritonitis started around when he was writing Time Enough for Love, so his downhill slide in quality correlated with his heath.

He was one of the patients that was a pioneer of carotid artery surgery, with smoking likely bringing on the condition.

He did not write for a number of years as he recovered from his medical issues.

As a side-note, his rare blood type led to difficulties with transfusions, so he started the tradition of blood drives at SF conventions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 11:18 PM (hyuyC)

337 Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (TL2pK)

Looks like you blew a seal.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

338 Besides Romance used to mean things like 'The Three Musketeers', 'Count of Monte Cristo', etc. Not Bodice Rippers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (cfHE9)

339 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?

***
http://tinyurl.com/ya2w5qjp (SFW)

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (Z8FFX)

340 The French took all the damned vowels.

Posted by: Bob Cvrtlik
---------

Krauts grabbed off the umlauts. The hun bastards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (7ThJ3)

341 @305
It's named Chibi after a battle there in the first century A.D.
--------------------------

One of the biggest naval battles of all time - the Battle of Red Cliffs.

Lots of interesting repercussions as a result of that battle, as it turned a "nearly sure-thing" conquest into what became known as the Three Kingdoms of China. Unsurprisingly, it gets a lot of attention in the novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Though I think it was early Third Century, not First.

Unless there was another important battle there?

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (TadoT)

342 337 Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (TL2pK)

Looks like you blew a seal.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

...

...

...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (cfHE9)

343 How's it going? Honestly, it's a slog. For every 10 dates I make, maybe only 1 or 2 actually happen. The rest flake or fall apart for whatever reason.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)


Well ... Hell. Sorry to hear it. Sounds like you don't need me giving you shit. So I won't.

Here's hoping for better luck soon.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:19 PM (fiGNd)

344 I've watched that Lovato clip too many times...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (e9G8E)

345 333. Meh. Slavs have entire tine zones like Iceland, only better, as Buryat and yakut peoples long ago hunted pixies and smurfs to extinction.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

346 @331

I had a lovely visit to North Wales, and I very much want to go back.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)

347 326 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?


From the top brass of the FBI to the county Mountie seems our Law Enforcement needs a complete overhaul


Our government is too fucking big to succeed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (3/sUh)

348 How old do you have to be to buy weed in Colorado or any of the other states that it is legal?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (2DOZq)

349 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?

I see someone in the Marxist Mass Media finally mentioned that the Sheriff of Coward County was under suspicion of corruption for falsifying teenaged arrest records.

When this story broke, I predicted that he was a Prog. Things are unfolding just as I have seen...

If I'da been Rick Scott, I'da ordered Pam Bondi to arrest him already. 17 counts of manslaughter due to his clearly-documented negligence.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:21 PM (tRaq7)

350 @343

No....if you have tips saved up, I am happy to hear it!

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:21 PM (TL2pK)

351 Opener tomorrow

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

352 350 @343

No....if you have tips saved up, I am happy to hear it!
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:21 PM (TL2pK)

I think the advice was going to be like A Modest Proposal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:22 PM (cfHE9)

353 347 326 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?


From the top brass of the FBI to the county Mountie seems our Law Enforcement needs a complete overhaul


Our government is too fucking big to succeed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (3/sUh)

Like every large government bureaucracy they exist to feed and sustain themselves, institutionally speaking. Their original purpose is secondary.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

354 Even CNN is now reporting (on twitter at least) on the four Broward cops doing nothing in the parking-lot.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (ewxPW)

355 350. Wait....he's a mohel?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

356 Thanks, salty. Learn something new every day. I still remember reading about the dad in Have SpaceSuit reaching in the cookie jar or something when the revenue agent came by. Set a standard for me.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (QjpM/)

357 352 350 @343

No....if you have tips saved up, I am happy to hear it!
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:21 PM (TL2pK)

I think the advice was going to be like A Modest Proposal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:22 PM (cfHE9)

Just the tips?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

358 BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (ewxPW)

*******

Trudeau's not Fidelito?! Doesn't look much like Sir Mick, not at all...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

359 If I'da been Rick Scott, I'da ordered Pam Bondi to arrest him already. 17 counts of manslaughter due to his clearly-documented negligence.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:23 PM (HScFq)

360 Unless there was another important battle there?

IIRC, (it's been several minutes now), the article mentioned the Battle of Chibi around 200 A.D.

Guinness may be an impeding factor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (tRaq7)

361 Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:16 PM (TL2pK)

Looks like you blew a seal.
Posted by: Insomniac at February




elephant or fur?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

362 >>>Their original purpose is secondary.


Oh I say it's further down the black hole than 2nd place

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (3/sUh)

363 A little music to accompany the dating discussion:

https://youtu.be/E0LAs7X5ybE

(sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (IcT7t)

364 331

I had a lovely visit to North Wales, and I very much want to go back.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)

Just don't call them English.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (5fRCd)

365 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 23, 2018 11:24 PM (9SkN+)

366 If cops can't be expected to risk their lives, then what the hell are they, meter maids with guns?

Judging from the sheriff's news conference, they walk the runways modeling the spiffiest new uniforms. Please don't inconvenience them.

Ran into one of those types at work the other day. Man, he pissed me off.

Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2018 11:25 PM (dzxr0)

367 I think the advice was going to be like A Modest Proposal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:22 PM (cfHE9)


Yeah.

I think we'll just put ScoggDog's SureFire Relationship Advice on the back burner for today.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:25 PM (fiGNd)

368 BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (ewxPW)

Considering, you kind of wonder why they felt the need to respond to this. Looks a bit shady- like they have something to hide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (cfHE9)

369 Justin Trudeau must have been dropped on his head.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (5fRCd)

370 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Learning to speak Welsh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (IcT7t)

371 I had a lovely visit to North Wales, and I very much want to go back.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)




Wales is a screwed up country making a valiant effort to get by on a severe shortage of vowels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (9SkN+)

372 I had a lovely visit to North Wales, and I very much want to go back.
Posted by: TickledPink
-----------

Did you visit Cwmystwyth?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (5OO3x)

373 I always found dating to be more trouble than it was worth. I subscribed to several dating sites for a couple of years, and never got a single date out of it.

But, I'm pretty sure that recent lifestyle changes have greatly increased my potential value on the dating market, so it just might be worth trying again...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (wSC8T)

374 370. Naah, bro. They just got sinusitis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (fA1SL)

375 Yeah.

I think we'll just put ScoggDog's SureFire Relationship Advice on the back burner for today.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February




well, when someone is only getting 10 to 20 percent of their dates off the launch pad your advice should be really helpful.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

376 Well.....okay....but like I said....I'm all ears.

And, what's the deal with blowing a seal? Where did that come from?

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (TL2pK)

377 Wales is a screwed up country making a valiant effort to get by on a severe shortage of vowels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Much like the Scots, living off the English taxpayers helps.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (HScFq)

378 And, what's the deal with blowing a seal? Where did that come from?
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (TL2pK)



Until you've blown a seal yourself, explanations are useless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (9SkN+)

379 371. Pikies, the lot of 'em. The gypsies of Brittania.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

380 Naah, bro. They just got sinusitis.

There's a difference?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:28 PM (IcT7t)

381 Wales is a screwed up country making a valiant effort to get by on a severe shortage of vowels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February




yeah but unlike the slavs who have omitted them from the written language the welsh cut them out of the spoken language.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

382 @372

No. Conwy and some of the surrounding area.

Loved it.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:28 PM (TL2pK)

383 We can still mock him in Jive too.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at February 23, 2018 11:06 PM (HScFq)

I just watched that movie a couple nights ago.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:28 PM (IuYIh)

384 Until you've blown a seal yourself, explanations are useless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February



so irl you are heidi klum?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)

385 Well, night owls, you be you. Off to the land of Nod. Or Ned. Or whatever.
A new day is in store and I cannot f*cking wait.
As Hickok 45 says, Life is Good.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:29 PM (QjpM/)

386 And, what's the deal with blowing a seal? Where did that come from?
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:27 PM (TL2pK)


Because you're eating ice cream. Never heard the joke ?

Dude takes his car to the shop. Mechanic says he'll have it fixed in an hour. So Dude walks across the street and gets an ice cream cone. Dribbles a little bit on his shirt.

Dude comes back to shop. Mechanic say "looks like you blew a seal".

Dude ... "NO !!! It's Just a Little Ice Cream !!!"

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (fiGNd)

387 TP, I should get my 38 yr old cousin to give you man trapping advice. Trouble is, she can't keep them. Two husbands and a babydaddy, probably has the next one in her sights.

Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (jtqoO)

388 381. We got screwed on written vowels, is true. But we make up for it in sheer insanity. And, as mentioned before, heroic metabolism of alcohol.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (fA1SL)

389 And, what's the deal with blowing a seal? Where did that come from?

Hie thee to yon YooToob and search for Kip Adotta and "Wt Dream."

Perfectly SFW and pretty cute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (tRaq7)

390 Wow, I cannot come up with a Ben post that is not dirtier than the original.

A touch, a touch I do confess, Insomniac.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (cfHE9)

391 348 How old do you have to be to buy weed in Colorado or any of the other states that it is legal?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 23, 2018 11:20 PM (2DOZq)


21 in most, if not all, states.

Same age restriction as for alcohol.

Posted by: The Legal Hat at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (itfg0)

392 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 23, 2018 11:26 PM (wSC

Be careful with that new house of yours!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (3/sUh)

393 Well, night owls, you be you. Off to the land of Nod. Or Ned. Or whatever.
A new day is in store and I cannot f*cking wait.
As Hickok 45 says, Life is Good.
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:29 PM (QjpM/)



Every new day is a gift, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (9SkN+)

394 Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 23, 2018 11:29 PM (QjpM/)

*fistbump*

Later. We gotta' exchange Reading Lists.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (fiGNd)

395 The "blew a seal" thing is an old joke, TickledPink. It involves an Eskimo taking his snowmobile in for repairs, and being told by the mechanic, "looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no; that's just frost on my mustache!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (wSC8T)

396 Sorry everyone, there will be no server outage tonight. Still corralling the hamsters.

Should be tomorrow.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (2yngH)

397 Shazbot. Somebody take this letter "e" and insert in in my previous comment.

Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (tRaq7)

398 @386

Is this really a joke? Lol.

If so, no I had never heard it before.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (TL2pK)

399 346 @331

I had a lovely visit to North Wales, and I very much want to go back.
Posted by: TickledPink



I spent a few days in Conwy back in the early 90s. Visited Snowdonia and lucked out on the weather. It was perfect. Blue sky's and warm weather.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (Ixzfa)

400 Saw Meter Maids with Guns open for Dave Matthews at Santa Monica Civic in '83.


(this is obligatory, right?)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (QDnY+)

401 He loved that bike, but worried about putting too many miles on it. He got a good offer for it and used the money to buy a Goldwing.

I still miss riding, but I have seen too many idiots on the roads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (cfHE9)


It's said that not riding your bike for fear of putting too many miles on it is like not screwing your girlfriend to she'll still be tight for her next boyfriend.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (IuYIh)

402 On my screen I couldn't read the tank. My guess on the dirt bike would have been a Bultaco.

Posted by: X-ray at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (4fiCC)

403 Night RI Red.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:32 PM (cfHE9)

404 BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.
Posted by: andycanuck


Geez, they're stupid. No one in that office realized that they were sending the message that they're making the accusation/rumor seem important?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 23, 2018 11:32 PM (+lVUW)

405 Sorry everyone, there will be no server outage tonight. Still corralling the hamsters.



Should be tomorrow.


Upgrading to Ryzen chips?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:32 PM (IcT7t)

406 s this really a joke? Lol.

If so, no I had never heard it before.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (TL2pK)


It's sort of a joke, but its not a federally-chartered and approved joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:32 PM (9SkN+)

407 TP, I should get my 38 yr old cousin to give you man trapping advice. Trouble is, she can't keep them. Two husbands and a babydaddy, probably has the next one in her sights.
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2018 11:30 PM (jtqoO)


I've been known to be pretty successful with the ladies.

Positioning myself between them and the only exit seems to help.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (fiGNd)

408 It's said that not riding your bike for fear of putting too many miles on it is like not screwing your girlfriend to she'll still be tight for her next boyfriend.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (IuYIh)

He still had the original white wall tires on it almost 30 years later. He was more worried about a blowout than wrecking it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (kKwi8)

409 Good night Night RI Red.

We should chat on the Book Thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (hyuyC)

410 Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.
Posted by: andycanuck

Geez, they're stupid. No one in that office realized that they were sending the message that they're making the accusation/rumor seem important?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February



should have simply released a pdf of his birth certificate and been done with it.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

411 @399

Spent several days in Wrexham actually, not as many in Conwy, but I would love to go back there, just a charming little sleepy fishing village. I loved it.

I stayed at this adorable BnB, who made the best overeasy eggs ever.

Calgon, take me away.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (TL2pK)

412 Justine Trudeau is Mick Jagger's lust child.

No wonder he's strange.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (e1mEI)

413 ok. Everyone has to log in with google or facebook.

I found a link to global warming.



fail.



fini

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 23, 2018 10:49 PM (roQNm)

Lift off and nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (Dbv1R)

414 We are now told by real scientific-like experts that the adolescent brain does not fully mature until 24-25 years of age. We are also told that adolescents are not competent to manage their own health care until they are 26. Therefore, we should move the minimum firearms purchase AND VOTING age to at least 30, to be safe.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 23, 2018 11:34 PM (g6yUI)

415 Justine Trudeau is Mick Jagger's lust child.

No wonder he's strange.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

Can't be Jagger's kid. He doesn't have the moves.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:34 PM (HScFq)

416 I've been known to be pretty successful with the ladies.

Positioning myself between them and the only exit seems to help.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (fiGNd)



This works really well at Great White concerts, or so I've heard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:35 PM (9SkN+)

417 Demi Lovato is a cutie. Too bad she's probably Borg.

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2018 11:35 PM (+lOpA)

418 And good night everyone. May you not need to call 911 tonight.

With a special good night to Aetius451AD Work Laptop, whose Mom did a good job with his manners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 11:35 PM (hyuyC)

419 Well if it isn't my new favorite ette, Miley.


Posted by: Mega at February 23, 2018 10:05 PM (rv0Fo)

Well, isn't that sweet! I always thought of myself as an old favorite, but I prefer your phrasing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 23, 2018 11:35 PM (cu8/f)

420 This works really well at Great White concerts, or so I've heard.

Not doing that again. Once bitten, twice shy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:36 PM (IcT7t)

421 Brief documentary on recent achievements of Slav master-race in its native environment.

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:36 PM (fA1SL)

422 Truckin lyrics wre barlowe

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

423 @360
IIRC, (it's been several minutes now), the article mentioned the Battle of Chibi around 200 A.D.
------------------------

That'd be the one.

The Three Kingdoms has come up in conversations I've been in quite a lot lately (the next game in a long-running strategy video game series will focus on it, and another long-running series that exclusively focuses on it just released the latest game). IIRC, the numbers I've seen thrown around suggest that the population of China was reduced by at least 75% between the Yellow Turban Rebellion in 185 (which is generally seen as the prologue event) and 265, when the Jin Dynasty took power.

That's a lot of dead people.

One of the Three Kingdoms was the Kingdom of Wei. Their high water mark was immediately before the Battle of Chibi, and the battle was supposed to be the Kingdom's big opportunity to deal with both the Kingdom of Wu (which was just getting started) and Liu Bei (who would later form the Kingdom of Shu) before either one could become a serious threat to Wei. Instead, it was a disasterous defeat, and the long bloody civil war continued for several more decades.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (TadoT)

424 Thanks for a great ONT WD. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (yJ1e6)

425 To protect wait and serve see.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (+y/Ru)

426 Oh ... I had a successful Father Moment tonight.

Asked ScoggDaughter about this Planned Student Walkout Protest thing.

ScoggDaughter - "Oh Hell No Dad. That's stupid."

I'll take it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (fiGNd)

427 418 And good night everyone. May you not need to call 911 tonight.

With a special good night to Aetius451AD Work Laptop, whose Mom did a good job with his manners.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 11:35 PM (hyuyC)

She'd be happy to hear that NaCly (although if I ever talked as normal around her she would wash my mouth out with soap.)

Have a good night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (kKwi8)

428 Mister Metokur did a Internet Sanity video of Druid Focket. It came out last night. Funny shit. I hope he does a part 2 because there is enough video footage of her.

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (g4lFK)

429 He still had the original white wall tires on it almost 30 years later. He was more worried about a blowout than wrecking it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:33 PM (kKwi


Seriously? Long past time for new rubber. I'm rebuilding an old Triumph and the tires were about that old. One of the first things I replaced.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (IuYIh)

430 To protect wait and serve see.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 11:37 PM (+y/Ru)


The Broward County Sheriff's Department
"Better Them Than Us"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (9SkN+)

431 405 Blanco Basura

Upgrading to Ryzen chips?


That would be nice. I have a Ryzen PC and it's great. But the server chips are still in short supply, so for now it's cheaper to pick up a used Intel server that's a couple or three years old.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (2yngH)

432 420 This works really well at Great White concerts, or so I've heard.

Not doing that again. Once bitten, twice shy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:36 PM (IcT7t)

Like a twister I was born to walk alone.

(This is what I thought the line was for oh, 15 years.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (cfHE9)

433 428. Saw that. Just goes to show ya - Old Ironsides Jim there can beat anything, even canceraids. Man's a living treasure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)

434 I'd forgotten about reading this over at Instapundit earlier today -

"When Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel was accused of corruption, he responded: 'Lions don't care about the opinions of sheep.'"

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:39 PM (TadoT)

435 I checked Jimmy Kimmels ratings. About twice as many people watch Jonas watch... adult swim. A cartoon show. Total is about 2.4 million for Kimmel, 1.2 for adult swim. Kimmel is an ass.

Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2018 11:39 PM (hZ+us)

436 (This is what I thought the line was for oh, 15 years.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (cfHE9)



Crack is a helluva drug

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (9SkN+)

437 I've been speaking to siblings and parents since 10pm on the phone about Parkland shooting. They all agreed with me that people involved are glowing in the dark on this event.

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (g4lFK)

438 The Broward County Sheriff's Department
"Better Them Than Us"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (9SkN+)


How friggin' awful must it be ... after this ... to get pulled over and go through the farce of accepting a ticket from them - even going through the motions of playing along that one of them has authority over you ?

Or one of them strutting up to your door and demanding ... well, anything ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (fiGNd)

439 396 Sorry everyone, there will be no server outage tonight. Still corralling the hamsters.

Should be tomorrow.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 23, 2018 11:31 PM (2yngH)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC8pSFg1Vw

Posted by: The Cowboy Hat at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (itfg0)

440
Our Miley is my favorite duchess, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

441 MisHum 11:30 (by the way, I stopped putting the @ in these tags so they'd look like Bible verses)...

Oh, yes! I will be careful. I realize that it is theoretically possible for a woman to steal my condo through divorce court.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)

442 So the Koward County Sheriffs (plural) didn't enter the school building while the turd was shooting people - knowing that every shot they heard was likely some child dying. Come to think about it took the Los Vegas police - what - 45 minutes or so before they entered the shooter's hotel room.

Gee why would any of us feel we have to protect our selves with our own weapons? We must be Kuhrazy.

Posted by: An Observation at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (lkOCI)

443 I've seen pictures of Lovato... She's got thighs that could crush any mortal man's skull!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (e9G8E)

444 That would be nice. I have a Ryzen PC and it's great. But the server
chips are still in short supply, so for now it's cheaper to pick up a
used Intel server that's a couple or three years old.


In that case, I hope it's not a Dell. Happy hamster hunting!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (IcT7t)

445 Theres no better argument for arming teachers than the police sitting outside while children are murdered.

Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (hZ+us)

446 Seriously? Long past time for new rubber. I'm rebuilding an old Triumph and the tires were about that old. One of the first things I replaced.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:38 PM (IuYIh)

He was raised by my grandfather who was... thrifty- to put it mildly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (cfHE9)

447 Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (g4lFK)

I've been kinda' following you on this ... but not paying enough attention.

Got a Cliff's Notes version you can give me ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:42 PM (fiGNd)

448 Come to think about it took the Los Vegas police - what - 45 minutes or so before they entered the shooter's hotel room.


That Las Vegas timeline is very sketchy. The best one I've seen say that the LVPD acted with impressive speed and courage to take out that SOB.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:42 PM (9SkN+)

449 Palp, I'm impressed with how fast he jumped on Druid Focket. She was just a day or 2 old on /pol. Impressive work on his part. I think he wanted the scoop and rushed it, but I'm hoping for a part 2 because there is way too much material left unused.

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 11:43 PM (g4lFK)

450 442 So the Koward County Sheriffs (plural) didn't enter the school building while the turd was shooting people - knowing that every shot they heard was likely some child dying. Come to think about it took the Los Vegas police - what - 45 minutes or so before they entered the shooter's hotel room.

Gee why would any of us feel we have to protect our selves with our own weapons? We must be Kuhrazy.

Posted by: An Observation at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (lkOCI)


Not equivalent.

If the casinos don't want the police inside, the police don't go inside.

If the casinos don't want information released, the information isn't released.

Casinos get what the casinos want.

Posted by: The Gamblin' Hat at February 23, 2018 11:43 PM (itfg0)

451 440
Our Miley is my favorite duchess, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

Miley the Dichess is true royalty.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2018 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

452 After I got a little way into that article about the 'weird world' story, I though to myself, "Only an idiot would believe any of this crap". Then I found out that she is/was a reporter. Yep!

Posted by: Jim T at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (i2Dd+)

453 'Lions don't care about the opinions of sheep.'

-
And he's right! I don't give a rodent's rear end what he thinks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (+y/Ru)

454 Miley the Dichess is true royalty.
Posted by: Ladyl at February



wait, Miley is a lesbian?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

455 "When Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel was accused of corruption, he responded: 'Lions don't care about the opinions of sheep.'"
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:39 PM (TadoT)

It is a commentary on our times that I cannot tell if you are serious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (cfHE9)

456 Miley the Dichess is true royalty.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2018 11:43 PM (TdMsT)



Is a Dichess above or below a margravine?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (9SkN+)

457 @455
It is a commentary on our times that I cannot tell if you are serious.
-----------------------------

Very serious. The link over at Instapundit contains the bit I quoted, and goes to an article over at Reason which includes the quote.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:45 PM (TadoT)

458 Funny twitter thread responding to the MSNBC dick, Lawrence, who was convinced rifle bullets travelling faster than pistol bullets means that no one can kill a rifle-armed shooter by using a handgun.
https://twitter.com/IMAO_/status/967080915787767808

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (ewxPW)

459 On my screen I couldn't read the tank. My guess on the dirt bike would have been a Bultaco.


That's what I thought too.

I remember some of the old bikes me and my buddies had when we were teens.

Yamaha 60.
Yamaha Twin Jet 100.
Honda Super 90.
Honda Cub 50.
Kawasaki 125.
Yamaha DT-1 dirt bike.
My Honda Dream 150. Knew another kid with a 300. Loved the way it sounded. Those mufflers were unique to that brand.
Honda Hawks.
Kawasaki Triples 3-cylinders.
Honda Scramblers.
One buddy who had a Sportster with hard bags and a fairing.
Suzuki 80.
A Cushman Eagle with a two-speed and a foot clutch. Throttle turned backwards away from you and it had a heater for your hands.
A Triumph 650 with the foot controls reversed (brake on the LH side).
A buddy across the street who had a little mini-bike with a lawn mower engine in it. That thing was fun.

Tiny engines all, but gas had more octane back then and they kept up with traffic quite well.

Good times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (tRaq7)

460 449. He has a gift for finding the motherlodes of insanity and spergery. There's no telling what comes next. These things develop at their own pace - hell, look at the Deviants thing on furbabies and how far down the rabbit hole of autism that went.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (fA1SL)

461 Very serious. The link over at Instapundit contains the bit I quoted, and goes to an article over at Reason which includes the quote.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:45 PM (TadoT)

Did anyone else feel the twitch to go grab a sword or baseball bat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (cfHE9)

462 And sheep do not care about the opinions of pussies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (9SkN+)

463 I've seen pictures of Lovato... She's got thighs that could crush any mortal man's skull!

You gotta' get Leverage !!!

Forearms extended ... let the Shoulders do the work.

It's all about Proper Technique.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:47 PM (fiGNd)

464 This was in '92 or so. My Dad at this time had a '66
Honda dream that he bought while in the army. It was in positively mint
condition. Looked like this:



https://tinyurl.com/yd4kaj7e



He loved that bike, but worried about putting too many miles on it.
He got a good offer for it and used the money to buy a Goldwing.



I still miss riding, but I have seen too many idiots on the roads.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:08 PM (cfHE9)

Damn! I had a Dream just like that. Actually got it running and licensed, and rode it a little bit. Wound up trading straight across for a '72 CB 350 which I still have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 11:48 PM (Dbv1R)

465 Q: What happens if you cross Margaret Trudeau with Fidel Castro?

A: "if"?

Posted by: Breaking News: Justin! at February 23, 2018 11:48 PM (Ndje9)

466 462 And sheep do not care about the opinions of pussies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (9SkN+)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: A ram waiting to tap that ewe at February 23, 2018 11:48 PM (itfg0)

467 Did anyone else feel the twitch to go grab a sword or baseball bat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Car door. Wilson Fisk style.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:49 PM (HScFq)

468 461. * raises hand *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:50 PM (fA1SL)

469 443 I've seen pictures of Lovato... She's got thighs that could crush any mortal man's skull!


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2018 11:50 PM (+lOpA)

470 **TOP FIVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THE BROWARD SHERIFFS DEPUTIES HAD TO DO THAT DAY**

5. Trading hugs with local antifa thugs at local housing projects in a community-building exercise, just to "show they care"

4. Sharing blowjobs with each other, as the last Obama admin-issued directives order, to assist with the de-heternormalization of police forces everywhere

3. Bravely arresting Trump supporters peacefully protesting at the nearest SJW-infested college campus

2. Try all the great new decaf latte flavors and new sprinkle-topped pastries at the local Dunkin' Donuts. Hey, like they say: American runs on Dunkin!

1. Cower like the wind

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

471 He was raised by my grandfather who was... thrifty- to put it mildly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:41 PM (cfHE9)

I guess I could understand that on four wheels. With two? I already take my life in my hands every time I ride. Not gonna lower the odds if I can help it.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 23, 2018 11:51 PM (IuYIh)

472 Note that the Sun-Sentinel link up at the top (it's the link about the Sheriff hiring political supporters) also contains the line about lions and sheep. According to that article, it's a favorite line of the Sheriff's, and the article mentions it as an example of his refusal to listen to critics.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:51 PM (TadoT)

473 https://twitter.com/IMAO_/status/967080915787767808



he is so stupid, stupid for 13 minutes, how does that happen? Does his staff hate him that much that they let him go on like that?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

474 Is it true Justin Trudeau was the real-life model inspiration for Pajama Boy?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

475 Pretty good later Weir/Barlowe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Rc9mS7_Jk

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2018 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

476 (yeah I'm pissed off tonight... made the mistake of having a caffeinated beverage stronger than Mountain Dew yesterday... grrrrr)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

477 >> Is a Dichess above or below a margravine?

Marchioness (in British Peerage). Yep, a duchess is the highest noble rank, below royalty. And they get "Your Grace", not "Your Ladyship" as all the lower ranks do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:53 PM (8O3HH)

478 I've seen pictures of Lovato... She's got thighs that could crush any mortal man's skull!
--------------------

What's your point?

-- Famke Jannsen

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:53 PM (TadoT)

479 BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (ewxPW)

Of course they deny it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (Dbv1R)

480 Is a Dichess above or below a margravine




depends upon how much the margravine is paying and wht her preference is.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

481 So this Israel fellow there identifies himself as a beast of prey, and the citizens as sheep......
I can't see any possible reason, then, for him to worry about any backlash coming his and his department's way.
Nor need he worry - sheep don't form death squads. Never. Sleep well, mighty lion. Sleep well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (fA1SL)

482 According to that article, it's a favorite line of the Sheriff's, and the article mentions it as an example of his refusal to listen to critics.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:51 PM (TadoT)


Ladies and Gents ...

... when you take any class of people, grant them powers above and beyond the Citizenry, and constantly shower them with praise ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (fiGNd)

483 461 Very serious. The link over at Instapundit contains the bit I quoted, and goes to an article over at Reason which includes the quote.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:45 PM (TadoT)

Did anyone else feel the twitch to go grab a sword or baseball bat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (cfHE9)


Someone said it is a line from GOT spoken by a Lannister.

So, guy is an idiot, quoting a TV show. And has delusions of grandeur. The Lannisters definitely are corrupted and powerful...last I watched. smh

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (hLB6Q)

484 *After reading the piece linked at Instapundit*

You know, we toss around things like Tar and Feathers. That was a truly horrific torture/punishment. I always wince a bit when people toss it around.

This guy deserves it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (cfHE9)

485 474 Is it true Justin Trudeau was the real-life model inspiration for Pajama Boy?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

He goes to the negotiating table pre-lubed.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 23, 2018 11:55 PM (5fRCd)

486 pictures of Lovato... She's got thighs that could crush any mortal man's skull!
--------------------

What's your point?

-- Famke Jannsen
Posted by: junior at February




famke jannsen and demi lovato are the female version of schwarzenegger and devito.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

487 Can sheep fly helicopters? Asking for ewe-know-who.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HScFq)

488 461 Very serious. The link over at Instapundit contains the bit I quoted, and goes to an article over at Reason which includes the quote.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:45 PM (TadoT)

Did anyone else feel the twitch to go grab a sword or baseball bat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (cfHE9)

I can't say what I'm actually thinking as it would be unsuitable for any audience. This guy is a total piece of shit that needs to be flushed.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

489 About those cowards who stood outside the school while listening to the rifle being shot and kids screaming as they were dying and choosing not to "rush" the shooter.
They weren't going to "rush" the shooter. They were going to use the initiative of the shooter/s not realizing that they were there to move into position to kill the shooter/s.

Posted by: Drider at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HdKKm)

490 484. Our thoughts and prayers are with Deputy Peterson's family, and with the family of Sheriff 'Lion' Israel. We join them in hoping these men are found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

491 456 Miley the Dichess is true royalty.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2018 11:43 PM (TdMsT)


Is a Dichess above or below a margravine?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (9SkN+)


Lol! I'm half asleep and not typing very well.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2018 11:57 PM (TdMsT)

492 What I loved about the resource deputy at the school is that he told the union he thought he did a good job because he called in a description of the shooter and set up a perimeter.

If he could describe the shooter, why couldn't he shoot the shooter?

Posted by: KT at February 23, 2018 11:57 PM (BVQ+1)

493 @486 famke jannsen and demi lovato are the female version of schwarzenegger and devito.
-------------------

If they star in a female version of Twins, I'll at least consider watching it.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:57 PM (TadoT)

494 Very serious. The link over at Instapundit contains the bit I quoted, and goes to an article over at Reason which includes the quote.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:45 PM (TadoT)

Did anyone else feel the twitch to go grab a sword or baseball bat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (cfHE9)

I can't say what I'm actually thinking as it would be unsuitable for any audience. This guy is a total piece of shit that needs to be flushed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February




well, if nothing else he has a severe misunderstanding of whether he and his team are sheep or lions. definitely not lions, unless his is referring to the lion from the wizard of oz.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

495 492 What I loved about the resource deputy at the school is that he told the union he thought he did a good job because he called in a description of the shooter and set up a perimeter.

I wanted to slap the shit out of him when he said that.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

496 487 Can sheep fly helicopters? Asking for ewe-know-who.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HScFq)

*wacky announcer voice*

Steve Israel, you have WON a spot on the HOT, wacky new game show: CAN YOU FLY?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:58 PM (cfHE9)

497 @486 famke jannsen and demi lovato are the female version of schwarzenegger and devito.
-------------------

If they star in a female version of Twins, I'll at least consider watching it.
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:57 PM (TadoT)


If I get to direct it ... you'll be throwing money at your TV screen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:58 PM (fiGNd)

498 @492 set up a perimeter.
-----------------

NEWS FLASH!

One lone guy with a gun does NOT make a perimeter!

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (TadoT)

499 Our Miley is my favorite duchess, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

My faithful manservant!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (cu8/f)

500 Steve Israel, you have WON a spot on the HOT, wacky new game show: CAN YOU FLY?

Sponsored by Air Pinochet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)

501 I know that back in the day, whenever Liberace was insulted, he had a standard retort:

"What you wrote hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (eMKNe)

502 I can't say what I'm actually thinking as it would be unsuitable for any audience. This guy is a total piece of shit that needs to be flushed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

Vlad the Impaler would look at his stakes and go... nah, needs something special.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (cfHE9)

503 After reading the piece linked at Instapundit*

You know, we toss around things like Tar and Feathers. That was a truly horrific torture/punishment. I always wince a bit when people toss it around.

This guy deserves it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 11:54 PM (cfHE9)

I typed this earlier today about all 5 of them. But then deleted. I said we wouldn't make the tar too hot...so they survive.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM (hLB6Q)

504 wait, Miley is a lesbian?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

Bite your tongue, man!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM (cu8/f)

505 If he could describe the shooter, why couldn't he shoot the shooter?

Wow, this just gets more and more fvcked up with each passing hour, doesn't it?

Why in the hell has Pam Bondi not arrested that POS yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

506 499 Our Miley is my favorite duchess, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

My faithful manservant!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (cu8/f)


Please be generous to those of us below stairs.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

507 500 Steve Israel, you have WON a spot on the HOT, wacky new game show: CAN YOU FLY?

Sponsored by Air Pinochet?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)

Yep, and I am sure there is a track suit company that would provide Palp's suits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:01 AM (cfHE9)

508 @503 I typed this earlier today about all 5 of them. But then deleted. I said we wouldn't make the tar too hot...so they survive.
----------------------

I've seen it suggested that they used to use pine tar, which apparently isn't as hot. So having it slathered on you won't kill you outright.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:01 AM (TadoT)

509 447 Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 11:40 PM (g4lFK)

I've been kinda' following you on this ... but not paying enough attention.

Got a Cliff's Notes version you can give me ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2018 11:42 PM (fiGNd)

Commie Broward County was running drills at the school. Took a troubled kid and dropped him off (Uber car matches Kim Sneads wife of family he was living with). Kid who shot up 3 floors in a gas mask and Kevlar vest ditches equipment and walks out with students. He goes to Subway and McD's gets arrested. Photo of him in handcuffs has no sweat, no bruises, no marks, clothes perfectly pressed and clean. The next day it's reported that his public defender says that they made a plea to avoid death and so there will be no full trial (no preservation of evidence, facts, and witness statements) to avoid putting citizens of Broward County through the pain. Then the next day Broward County officials and school board say they want to demolish the building immediately but no offices vote has been made to protect the children from entering.

Also there is video evidence of students saying multiple shooters and a girl claiming on video she was walking and talking with Cruz while gun shots were being fired. Also two videos exist plus Tucker video of school shooting drills taking place that morning and they thought it was a drill.

Also the Uber driver has not been identified by the media and investigated but eye witnesses say the color of the car was a gold color. Kimberly Snead's car is gold/burnt orange as confirmed by google maps. Day of the shooting a woman was taken in by unmarked Broward County car by a man in plain clothes. She was returned later that day or the next. The Snead Husband is Military Intel analysis. Also the Snead's want claim to Cruz's 800k inheritance he was due by age 22 from his dead adoptive mother.

Finally. It's illegal for the press to release a name without a formal booking and charges at the station by the DA. His name was released before then. People should be sued but he has no family and is said to have killed 17 kids and wounded more.

Not to mention the Commiies with their prepackaged agenda being pushed within hours and all the children of 3 letter agonies involved.

It's all so Spooky. It does not pass the Columbine smell test.

Also all murders have a SOP where evidence is preserved, a finding of facts, and witnesses interviewed. These steps are never skipped in the real world because of the feelings of people.

Take out the emotions and think logically and rationally. Shit sticks worse than Oklahoma City. And to make matters worse, its like a weekly event of Deep State Commies colluding against Ametica and American Citizens and getting caught.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:02 AM (g4lFK)

510 Air Pinochet offers free tickets to everyone wearing a Che t-shirt.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:03 AM (HScFq)

511 Hi ladyl! Is a Dichess a bitchy Duchess?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:03 AM (cu8/f)

512 Fun fact about British noble titles... they chose not to use "Count", as most other European nations do, because that word is really similar to a very filthy insult in the English language. They use "Earl" instead, which derives from the Germanic term "Jarl".

They use other titles that derive from "Count", though, such as "Countess" and "Viscount". But they just didn't like the idea, before standardized spelling really became a thing, of having such a lofty title being semi-legitimately pronounced as "cunt".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 24, 2018 12:03 AM (wSC8T)

513 507. Was hoping for Adidas. But weslav.com seems best bet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:03 AM (fA1SL)

514 ladyl! Is a Dichess a bitchy Duchess?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February



so you that is not a lesbian duchess? you sure?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

515 BTW, the Prime Minister's Office issued a press release a few weeks ago denying that Justin was Fidel's bastard.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 11:17 PM (ewxPW)


On Bablu Blog they have been comparing Justin with Fidel for while

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 12:04 AM (2K6fY)

516 513. And do put some roubles their way at weslav.com. otherwise, owner goes back to black market semechki.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)

517 After I got a little way into that article about the
'weird world' story, I though to myself, "Only an idiot would believe
any of this crap". Then I found out that she is/was a reporter. Yep!

Posted by: Jim T at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (i2Dd+)

And a CBC reporter, at that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:05 AM (Dbv1R)

518 Please be generous to those of us below stairs.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

Cook is preparing a special pudding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:05 AM (cu8/f)

519 489 About those cowards who stood outside the school while listening to the rifle being shot and kids screaming as they were dying and choosing not to "rush" the shooter.
They weren't going to "rush" the shooter. They were going to use the initiative of the shooter/s not realizing that they were there to move into position to kill the shooter/s.
Posted by: Drider at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HdKKm)


Yea, I kept thinking that when I was seeing posts about rushing in and getting shot. It wasn't like Cruz was standing at the door waiting for the cop to rush it so he could shoot him. I couldn't figure out what people were thinking. I was thinking about it the way you are.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 24, 2018 12:06 AM (hLB6Q)

520 If he could describe the shooter, why couldn't he shoot the shooter?

Wow, this just gets more and more fvcked up with each passing hour, doesn't it?

Why in the hell has Pam Bondi not arrested that POS yet?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM


This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Posted by: otho at February 24, 2018 12:06 AM (qGuLD)

521 Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:02 AM (g4lFK)

What did I miss, Monk? Is this the Parkland shooting you're talking about?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (tRaq7)

522 Hmm...

Apparently MIT hosted a speech by His Obamaness last Friday. But pictures and video of the event were banned.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (TadoT)

523 It is a commentary on our times that I cannot tell if you are serious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The normalization of the abnormal has that effect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (9tO1t)

524 These deputies - I'm guessing they had a shotgun or carbine in their cruisers, yes? I mean, that's rather standard, even in BFE counties these days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (fA1SL)

525 >> Cook is preparing a special pudding.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

You know how the Horde lerves puddin'.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

526 so you that is not a lesbian duchess? you sure?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

I can assure you that I am not now, nor have I ever been, attracted by a cockless lover.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (cu8/f)

527 498 @492 set up a perimeter.
-----------------

NEWS FLASH!

One lone guy with a gun does NOT make a perimeter!
Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 11:59 PM (TadoT)

The deputy lives deep inside his delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (NWiLs)

528 Duchess?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:03 AM (cu8/f)


I don't think you have the bitch gene.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (TdMsT)

529 After I got a little way into that article about the
'weird world' story, I though to myself, "Only an idiot would believe
any of this crap". Then I found out that she is/was a reporter. Yep!

Posted by: Jim T at February 23, 2018 11:44 PM (i2Dd+)

And a CBC reporter, at that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:05 AM (Dbv1R)


And now she teaches at the University, so the cycle is complete, eh? (Her husband bought into too...which I found strange. She had been dealing since childhood, but I thought he'd call it out. Nope.)

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (hLB6Q)

530 Why in the hell has Pam Bondi not arrested that POS yet?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)


Honest Answer ?

Because the outrage ain't coming from Broward County.

What do you do ... and I'm quite serious ... when Affluent Miami got exactly the Police they wanted ... shit goes sideways ... and Affluent Miami doesn't blame their Police ?

You go in there right now - shake the Sheriff's Office from Top to Bottom - and those residents will make ten times the stink that they've made over the High School Shooting.

Broward County ain't gonna' change. You could show 'em video of Cruz shooting kids while Broward Cops eat donuts ... and I really don't think it would change.

People pick what they think they want. Broward County picked. And come Hell or High Water - they're gonna' defend it.

I don't think there's a damn thing to be done. It is what it is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (fiGNd)

531 Weslav! I'm not going to go ogle what "idi nakhuy" means...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (e9G8E)

532 This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatlessdickless. Repeat, hatlessdickless.
Posted by: otho

FIFY

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (HScFq)

533 522 Hmm...

Apparently MIT hosted a speech by His Obamaness last Friday. But pictures and video of the event were banned.
Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (TadoT)

Because he is a stuttering, meandering moron who loves socialism and if he had the balls, would have tried to make himself a Stalinist dictator but even at that- he is a complete and abject failure?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (cfHE9)

534 You don't follow procedures, collect and preserve evidence, find facts, and question witnesses because of feelings. This is beyond retarded, and yet Cruz's public defender made a deal with the DA to avoid death for a conviction and procedures because feelings.

Nope. That's not how the law works. But who will stand up for the law in this obvious op without risking almost certain death and certain family and personal life destroyed? Nobody.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (g4lFK)

535 Pudding. Heh.

In Britain, they're so screwed up a pudding can mean just about anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (9SkN+)

536 Lynching is an appropriate response and punishment to the Parkland Murderer. Not even a sudden drop. Hoist him up slowly, and play out the dancing on air, on live TV.

Might discourage copycats.

Including in the Ceremony. Force those four cowardly Deputies, at gunpoint if need be, to actually tie the knot, throw the rope, and execute the condemned.

The rope doesn't get "tied off" to the tree. Oh, no. They've got to pull it, and the condemned up, by their own muscles and hands.

And hold him there, feeling every twitch on the line, just as if they'd hooked a 175 lb. carp.

They should have to bear the burden, literally and figuratively.

If they blanche at this demand, the next rope is for them, one or all.

There would be no shortage of volunteers to pull *that* rope, from the families of seventeen dead kids, I'd imagine.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

537 But, as Anna Puma pointed out earlier, those deputies allowed the shooter to walk out of that school unmolested. So, any claims of "tactical positioning" are really just excuses for doing absolutly nothing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (wSC8T)

538 Steve Israel, you have WON a spot on the HOT, wacky new game show: CAN YOU FLY?

Sponsored by Air Pinochet?

-
Swear to God I thought lions could fly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 24, 2018 12:09 AM (+y/Ru)

539 Hmm...

Apparently MIT hosted a speech by His Obamaness last Friday. But pictures and video of the event were banned.
Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:07 AM (TadoT)


Transparent as ever.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (hLB6Q)

540 531. Roughly translates as GFY or rather, get fucked.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

541 526 so you that is not a lesbian duchess? you sure?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

I can assure you that I am not now, nor have I ever been, attracted by a cockless lover.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (cu8/f

Is "cock-less lover" a contradiction in terms?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (TdMsT)

542 who stood outside the school while listening to the rifle being shot and kids screaming as they were dying and choosing not to "rush" the shooter.
They weren't going to "rush" the shooter. They were going to use the initiative of the shooter/s not realizing that they were there to move into position to kill the shooter/s.
Posted by: Drider at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HdKKm)


Yea, I kept thinking that when I was seeing posts about rushing in and getting shot. It wasn't like Cruz was standing at the door waiting for the cop to rush it so he could shoot him. I couldn't figure out what people were thinking. I was thinking about it the way you are.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February




so, some building with dozens of exits and people pouring out all of them and the cowards of broward county decide to all take up a position in the parking lot which may not even have been near one of the exits is tactical brillance?


epic stupidity and cowardice and stupidity. not even a question. further, until we learn otherwise training and sop was likely to go in and engage the shooter so they probably were not acting in accordance with sop and policy.

quit trying to excuse the inexcusable.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

543 Apparently MIT hosted a speech by His Obamaness last Friday. But pictures and video of the event were banned.
Posted by: junior
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Too bad. If the I's and E's (from the "me's") could have been harvested, we could saved the Bosnian language.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (9tO1t)

544 I don't think there's a damn thing to be done. It is what it is.

Great. Just great. Now we have our own Chicago down here.

That's just fvcking lovely.

And what is Monk referring to?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:11 AM (tRaq7)

545 It is obvious that Broward County deputies need bigger pockets for their bullets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2018 12:11 AM (9SkN+)

546 You know how the Horde lerves puddin'.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

Gotta give it a good stirring.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:11 AM (cu8/f)

547 531 & 540. Is traditional form of valediction for all true Slavs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

548 Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:02 AM (g4lFK)

What did I miss, Monk? Is this the Parkland shooting you're talking about?
Posted by: Back

Yes. Parkland.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:12 AM (g4lFK)

549 Because he is a stuttering, meandering moron who loves socialism and if he had the balls, would have tried to make himself a Stalinist dictator but even at that- he is a complete and abject failure?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

And every minute that TGE is in office, his "legacy" gets smaller and smaller approaching an asymptotic irrelevancy. And it gives me a hardon thinking about it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:12 AM (HScFq)

550 477 >> Is a Dichess above or below a margravine?

Marchioness (in British Peerage). Yep, a duchess is the highest noble rank, below royalty. And they get "Your Grace", not "Your Ladyship" as all the lower ranks do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 23, 2018 11:53 PM (8O3HH)


Duke was top of the nobility because it indicated a primacy of military command, at least originating.

Below that the standard was Count who ruled a county and thus administered a territory. Above a mere count was a Marquise who was a county of a border territory (i.e. a "march") which is similar to a march lord and in many ways to a "count palantine"; also above a count was a landgrave, who was a count in the Holy Roman Empire who was independent of any other power other than the Holy Roman Emperor. Below a count was a viscount, who originally was the chief non-hereditary minion of a count, but later devolved into a hereditary position. At the bottom was a baron who simply had aegis over some allotment of land and over the people therein.

Posted by: The Nobel Hat at February 24, 2018 12:13 AM (itfg0)

551 so you that is not a lesbian duchess? you sure?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

I can assure you that I am not now, nor have I ever been, attracted by a cockless lover.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February




not questioning your orientation simply the word "dichess."




now, while you never have been, is it ever likely that sufficient inducements could be provided perhaps even including the ultimate dildo for which you have been searching to possibly give it a try, on tape, just once, with kate hudson?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

552 A cockless lover is a chicken farmer whose near-term prospects for continuing success are poor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2018 12:13 AM (9SkN+)

553 @542 epic stupidity and cowardice and stupidity. not even a question. further, until we learn otherwise training and sop was likely to go in and engage the shooter so they probably were not acting in accordance with sop and policy.
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The Coral Springs police, who were the first to go in, but not the first on-scene, appear to have been pretty pissed off by the whole thing. Some comments were apparently made by the Chief of Police early on, though right now it's stated that certain early issues have been "talked over" and everyone claims to be smiles and friendship.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:13 AM (TadoT)

554 They weren't going to "rush" the shooter. They were
going to use the initiative of the shooter/s not realizing that they
were there to move into position to kill the shooter/s.

Posted by: Drider at February 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HdKKm)

Just waiting to do it by the light of the full Moon, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:14 AM (Dbv1R)

555 Apparently MIT hosted a speech by His Obamaness last Friday. But pictures and video of the event were banned.
Posted by: junior
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I'm reminded that Hillary never 'got around' to releasing the transcripts of her Goldman-Sachs addresses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:14 AM (FJXGr)

556 460 449. He has a gift for finding the motherlodes of insanity and spergery. There's no telling what comes next. These things develop at their own pace - hell, look at the Deviants thing on furbabies and how far down the rabbit hole of autism that went.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 11:46 PM (fA1SL)

Yeah, Jim is almost pathologically against guidance. I sorta wish he'd dig more into the conspiracy stuff but he does videos only about what piques his interest.

Shrug.

Gotta let a man do what he wants to do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)

557 Great. Just great. Now we have our own Chicago down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:11 AM (tRaq7)


Meh ... maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (fiGNd)

558 These deputies in Coward County were 'setting up a perimeter'... So, maybe ex-Army, not Marines?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)

559 Since Columbine SOP has been to enter the building and confront the shooter. The HQ's ex-Philly cop confirmed that in the other thread tonight and that they practiced this drill at the local high school. A cop commenter at Insty's also confirmed this as the SOP for reacting to school-shooters.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (ewxPW)

560 The Coral Springs police, who were the first to go in, but not the first on-scene, appear to have been pretty pissed off by the whole thing. Some comments were apparently made by the Chief of Police early on, though right now it's stated that certain early issues have been "talked over" and everyone claims to be smiles and friendship.

-
They hugged it out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (+y/Ru)

561 Really Monk? Where did you get this info?

Admittedly I haven't checked the news today and I had a gig earlier, so I've been out of the loop.

I was pissed off enough yesterday when I found out about the one alleged deputy who pussed out and let those kids get killed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (tRaq7)

562 How in the fuck can you identify a shooter who was supposedly wearing a gasmask and Kevlar vest when shooting. Also the tape was on a 20-30 minute delay.

You don't destroy evidence and don't follow procedures because feelings. There was literally an article stating this was the reason for the plea deal to avoid death and a trial.

So the new norm will be feed the evidence to the masses via the MSM narrative.

How totalitarian of them.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (g4lFK)

563 wait, Miley is a lesbian?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 23, 2018 11:44

I'm thinking you are misinformed.

Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)

564 @555 I'm reminded that Hillary never 'got around' to releasing the transcripts of her Goldman-Sachs addresses.
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Also remember that Fiorina got her start in the presidential campaign by going to Hillary events and making herself available for questions from the press. Hillary was refusing to talk to the press, so Fiorina took advantage of the void.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:16 AM (TadoT)

565 So, how many more rounds do you think this guy has?


*checks watch*

*snarfs jelly donut*

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:16 AM (9SkN+)

566 You know, I remember reading about a form of torture used in southeast asia. You take the victim, tie him up spread eagled over a patch of bamboo. You hang the guy so he is just above the cut bamboo. You then sharpen the ends of the bamboo over which the guy is hanging.

Then you sit back and watch it grow. (Certain varieties of bamboo can grow up to 36 inches in an day.)

This is an idea with merit with respect to our discussions of a particular sheriff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:16 AM (cfHE9)

567 Is "cock-less lover" a contradiction in terms?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (TdMsT)

I need a manly man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (cu8/f)

568 530 Why in the hell has Pam Bondi not arrested that POS yet?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

Honest Answer ?

Because the outrage ain't coming from Broward County.

What do you do ... and I'm quite serious ... when Affluent Miami got exactly the Police they wanted ... shit goes sideways ... and Affluent Miami doesn't blame their Police ?

You go in there right now - shake the Sheriff's Office from Top to Bottom - and those residents will make ten times the stink that they've made over the High School Shooting.

Broward County ain't gonna' change. You could show 'em video of Cruz shooting kids while Broward Cops eat donuts ... and I really don't think it would change.

People pick what they think they want. Broward County picked. And come Hell or High Water - they're gonna' defend it.

I don't think there's a damn thing to be done. It is what it is.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:08 AM (fiGNd)

New look at Purge night?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

569 556. Hey, the man taught me about gangstalking and bioluminscent intelligence officers of African heritage. He waded through tumblr and deviantart to bring back the spergy goodness, and managed to explain Kraut & Tea's self-destruction in simple terms. Who am I to question his choices?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (fA1SL)

570 I need a manly man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (cu8/f)


I need a Dirty Woman.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at February 24, 2018 12:18 AM (fiGNd)

571 When I say "I'm not going to go ogle / click that", it means I just totes did exactly that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 12:18 AM (e9G8E)

572 At the bottom was a baron who simply had aegis over some allotment of land and over the people therein.
Posted by: The Nobel Hat
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Tell them about the shire-reeve.

Posted by: Carpet Bagging Broward County Sheriff at February 24, 2018 12:18 AM (FJXGr)

573 >> I need a Dirty Woman.

Dirty girls are the best. Dirty debutantes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)

574 now, while you never have been, is it ever likely
that sufficient inducements could be provided perhaps even including the
ultimate dildo for which you have been searching to possibly give it a
try, on tape, just once, with kate hudson?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 24, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

Nope. Nopenopenope. Not interested in women, they do nothing for me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (cu8/f)

575 573 >> I need a Dirty Woman.

Dirty girls are the best. Dirty debutantes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)

Ed Powers, is that you?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:20 AM (xJa6I)

576 571. Weslav has good gopnik gear. But best still has blood of previous owner on it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)

577 BTW, Alberta Oil Peon, Climate Barbie sent out a tweet today about Manitoba that featured the old Red Ensign instead of Manitoba's current provincial flag!

Sorry. I meant "Peopletoba".

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2018 12:20 AM (ewxPW)

578 I need a Dirty Woman.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at February 24, 2018 12:18 AM (fiGNd)

I can do that!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)

579 New look at Purge night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)


Well ... that's kinda' One Of My Things. It pisses folks off. Less now than it used to.

I think "Our Problem" - as Conservatives, as Americans - is our refusal to let shit like this run it's course.

We always want to run in and fix things like this. But Broward County - at the end of the day - doesn't want this fixed. Not the way WE would fix it.

No - Broward County wants to fix everyone else for what they did to themselves.

It's shitty ... but I think we have to stop saving Broward County from themselves.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (fiGNd)

580 Nope. Nopenopenope. Not interested in women, they do nothing for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (cu8/f)

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Don't be rash. Have you tried Lithuanian midget women yet?

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (9SkN+)

581 You know, I remember reading about a form of torture used in southeast asia. You take the victim, tie him up spread eagled over a patch of bamboo. You hang the guy so he is just above the cut bamboo. You then sharpen the ends of the bamboo over which the guy is hanging.

Then you sit back and watch it grow. (Certain varieties of bamboo can grow up to 36 inches in an day.)

This is an idea with merit with respect to our discussions of a particular sheriff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:16 AM (cfHE9)




I have a water pitcher and a box of Miracle Grow, and I ain't askeert ta use 'em.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

582 561 Really Monk? Where did you get this info?

Admittedly I haven't checked the news today and I had a gig earlier, so I've been out of the loop.

I was pissed off enough yesterday when I found out about the one alleged deputy who pussed out and let those kids get killed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:15 AM (tRaq7)

Local articles about the plea deal and demolishing the building. Eye witness videos taken the day of. The picture of a clean Cruz on the ground arrested. The time line. Eye witness accounts. The google maps of the Snead residence for the car and reports the blonde woman was taken in for questioning, the Report of the Uber driver who is nameless and color of car. The Snead's trying to claim ownership of the 800k inheritance. And 100 years of Commie/totalitarian history. The Colombine standard. My family used to own tv 20 plus tv stations and know the law about how not to have your lincense yanked like releasing the name of an individual before they have been formally booked and charged, which takes only a few hours.

Using logic and reason. Collecting evidence. Commits go___ to commie every single time.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (g4lFK)

583 I need a Dirty Woman.

Dirty girls are the best. Dirty debutantes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)

Ed Powers, is that you?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
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Leon Redbone

Posted by: Carpet Bagging Broward County Sheriff at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (FJXGr)

584 Hand me that cruller.

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (9SkN+)

585 What about fat bottom girls? They make the rockin' world go round.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:23 AM (HScFq)

586 Nite all, I need to nap.

Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2018 12:23 AM (yJ1e6)

587 You guys gonna eat that bear claw?

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:23 AM (9SkN+)

588 BTW, Alberta Oil Peon, Climate Barbie sent out a
tweet today about Manitoba that featured the old Red Ensign instead of
Manitoba's current provincial flag!

Sorry. I meant "Peopletoba".


Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2018 12:20 AM (ewxPW)

Heh. I saw that. Justine, like Obama, always has to be the smartest person in the room, so he picked idiots for his Cabinet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:24 AM (Dbv1R)

589 ONT

Posted by: nice at February 24, 2018 12:24 AM (Up8Lm)

590 *brrrraaaaaap*

*hic*

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:24 AM (9SkN+)

591 579 New look at Purge night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

Well ... that's kinda' One Of My Things. It pisses folks off. Less now than it used to.

I think "Our Problem" - as Conservatives, as Americans - is our refusal to let shit like this run it's course.

We always want to run in and fix things like this. But Broward County - at the end of the day - doesn't want this fixed. Not the way WE would fix it.

No - Broward County wants to fix everyone else for what they did to themselves.

It's shitty ... but I think we have to stop saving Broward County from themselves.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (fiGNd)

Don't take this as an insult but...that's a very insightful and mature look at the situation.

Hm.

I am prone to wanting to 'fix' things.

Food for thought.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:25 AM (xJa6I)

592 567 Is "cock-less lover" a contradiction in terms?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:10 AM (TdMsT)

I need a manly man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:17 AM (cu8/f)


Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

593 Have you tried Lithuanian midget women yet?

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:22 AM (9SkN+)

I know exactly what I want, and I'm holding for that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (cu8/f)

594 ONT
Posted by: nice at February 24, 2018 12:24 AM (Up8Lm)

Great! They finally put up the ONT and I'm just about off to bed.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (ewxPW)

595 I need a Dirty Woman.


http://tinyurl.com/yab2yr9r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (nBBdT)

596 For this selfie, duckface, or no duckface?

Posted by: Broward County's Finest at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (9SkN+)

597 Night Horde. Don't let the Commies use feelings to subvert the rule of law, which they love doing with increasing frequency because never let a crisis go to waste when to can take rights away and destroy America.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (g4lFK)

598 The big air was cool.

buck up!

buttercup.

Posted by: nice at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (Up8Lm)

599 @591 It's shitty ... but I think we have to stop saving Broward County from themselves.
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Depending on how serious Trump's comment about pulling ICE from California is, he might be moving toward this sort of idea as well.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2018 12:27 AM (TadoT)

600 bike.

Posted by: nice at February 24, 2018 12:27 AM (Up8Lm)

601 Night Farmer and Monk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (cfHE9)

602
In the British peerage, the names are a bit different.

Duke/Duchess
Marquess/Marchioness
Earl/Countess
Viscount/Viscountess
Baron/Baroness

Note the "count" is an "earl", but the female/wife is still a "countess". Now, how all that came about, I don't really know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (8O3HH)

603 I need a Dirty Woman.





http://tinyurl.com/yab2yr9r



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (nBBdT)

I have heard that nobody knows Leon Redbone's real identity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)

604 The worst thing you can do to someone is leave them to suffer the consequences of their own actions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (cfHE9)

605 obvious that Broward County deputies need bigger pockets for their bullets.
Posted by: Cicero


They need bigger Pampers, seems more like.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

606 This has been a long time com'n.

Posted by: trump knows what to do. at February 24, 2018 12:29 AM (Up8Lm)

607 Oh and mark this prediction down. The families that sue will settle out of court with air tight NDA's and go away. No discovery can take place without following the procedures of collecting and preserving evidence, finding facts, and interviewing all witnesses.

This will be memory holed fast. Families who sue will walk away satisfied with huge settlements and NDA's.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:30 AM (g4lFK)

608 I'm Batman!?

Posted by: trump knows what to do. at February 24, 2018 12:30 AM (Up8Lm)

609 Tell them about the shire-reeve.
Posted by: Carpet Bagging Broward County Sheriff at February 24, 2018 12:18 AM (FJXGr)


Ohh, oh! and the Heregeld too!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 12:31 AM (2K6fY)

610 Note the "count" is an "earl", but the female/wife is still a "countess". Now, how all that came about, I don't really know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Earl is Alglo-Saxon, from Germanic, so it predates the Norman introduction of the debased continental titles. Failure to launch of count as a title may be due to Norman aristocracy going native, or due to the association with cunt as mentioned above.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:31 AM (HScFq)

611 Soviet version - and therefore in all ways superior to weak & decadent western version - of Aerobics.
Ritmichestkaya gimnastika - from 1984

https://youtu.be/HXBnrF9IMes

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)

612 If you own a helicopter....

You're on a whole different planet.

Posted by: whatever! at February 24, 2018 12:32 AM (Up8Lm)

613 some of the best of them.

Posted by: whatever! at February 24, 2018 12:33 AM (Up8Lm)

614 611 Soviet version - and therefore in all ways superior to weak & decadent western version - of Aerobics.
Ritmichestkaya gimnastika - from 1984

https://youtu.be/HXBnrF9IMes

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)

Palpy I won't have you bad-mouthing decadent 80's aerobics. There is ample video proof of it's hotness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:34 AM (xJa6I)

615 602
In the British peerage, the names are a bit different.

Duke/Duchess
Marquess/Marchioness
Earl/Countess
Viscount/Viscountess
Baron/Baroness

Note the "count" is an "earl", but the female/wife is still a "countess". Now, how all that came about, I don't really know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (8O3HH)


"Earl" was the noble rank in Anglo-Saxon England which composed the Witenagamot (along with ecclesiastical positions later on). There was no female equivalent.

So, as time went on, the title "Earl" was retained while the term "Countess" was imported as there was no native equivalent.

Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (itfg0)

616 614. Did you watch? Soviet legwarmers and sweatbands on girls fresh from tractor factory. About as close to pron as they had in those days. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

617 decadent 80's aerobics. There is ample video proof of it's hotness.

Drop and give me twenty.

Posted by: kelly lebrock at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)

618 Note the "count" is an "earl", but the female/wife is still a "countess". Now, how all that came about, I don't really know.
Posted by: publius
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Well now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl

Posted by: Mr. Earl at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (Zdm89)

619 Nepotism breeds sloppiness. This brings down Adminitrative States and totalitarian regimes for 1000's of years. Same thing is happening in front of our eyes in America.

Night.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (g4lFK)

620 The worst thing you can do to someone is leave them to suffer the consequences of their own actions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (cfHE9)


Yeah.

I've toyed around with the following notion, for quite some time ... what if there really is no Heaven or Hell ? What if it's just everyone of us - stuck with our own damn selves - in our own "minds" - for eternity ?

'Cause it would take a really, really devout Christian to not turn that into Misery. I put my own Over/Under at about forty-five minutes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:36 AM (fiGNd)

621 616 614. Did you watch? Soviet legwarmers and sweatbands on girls fresh from tractor factory. About as close to pron as they had in those days. Sad.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

Am watching

They are lean and have much thigh gap. No one ever can call Russian women anything but lovely.

But I still have a 'thing' for Kathy Smith, Denise Austin and Raquel Welch. Oh and the Buns of Steel series. Talk about almost porn....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:37 AM (xJa6I)

622 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:37 AM (ayUOl)

623 Soviet Gymnastics?

I counter with Hollyweird's Gymkata

https://youtu.be/HDzt-JVvYPg

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (bxLgY)

624 I would have been here an hour ago but Ethan Van Sciver was doing a live stream.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (ayUOl)

625 Duke, duke, duke
duke of earl, earl earl

(also, who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?)

Posted by: qdp "doo-wop" steve at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (eMKNe)

626 620 The worst thing you can do to someone is leave them to suffer the consequences of their own actions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:28 AM (cfHE9)

Yeah.

I've toyed around with the following notion, for quite some time ... what if there really is no Heaven or Hell ? What if it's just everyone of us - stuck with our own damn selves - in our own "minds" - for eternity ?

'Cause it would take a really, really devout Christian to not turn that into Misery. I put my own Over/Under at about forty-five minutes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:36 AM (fiGNd)

That's what I think Hell really is: Being stuck with assholes forever. With all the good and decent people being gone and unable to influence things.

You wouldn't even need the demons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (xJa6I)

627 Metal chibi...metal chibi surrounded by flames...

It's allI ask.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (ayUOl)

628 Nepotism breeds sloppiness. This brings down Adminitrative States and totalitarian regimes for 1000's of years. Same thing is happening in front of our eyes in America.

Night.
Posted by: Monk

Plato: The ideal government is a philosopher-king.
Machiavelli: Philosopher-kings have shitty children.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 12:39 AM (HScFq)

629 https://youtu.be/HXBnrF9IMes

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:32 AM

*******

Levo! Pravo! I could watch that all night...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 12:39 AM (e9G8E)

630 617 decadent 80's aerobics. There is ample video proof of it's hotness.

Drop and give me twenty.
Posted by: kelly lebrock at February 24, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)

80's Kelly LeBrock?

I'd give her thirty if it meant wearing my foreskin off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:39 AM (xJa6I)

631 Robert-san no like my chibi-self?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:39 AM (bxLgY)

632 That's what I think Hell really is: Being stuck with assholes forever. With all the good and decent people being gone and unable to influence things.

You wouldn't even need the demons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (xJa6I)


Come on ... I'd at least try to get some AC going. And maybe a card game.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (fiGNd)

633 623. Ahhh.....crossing the streams, eh? I give you - Nork dwarf children singing praises of Marshal Tito:

https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (fA1SL)

634 Oh, and I started watching Babylon Berlin

Damn, looks like they spared no expense.

Only one episode in but very very good looking series.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (ayUOl)

635 Dirty girls are the best. Dirty debutantes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 24, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)

It's the contrast, I think - turning a lady into a howling animal.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (cu8/f)

636 Looks like we are no longer doing the Commentor tag?

Updating.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:41 AM (xJa6I)

637 Dirty ne'er do well Debutantes?

Holly Wood

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (bxLgY)

638 Robert-san no like my chibi-self?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:39 AM (bxLgY)

Have I missed Anna-kun chibi?

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (ayUOl)

639 634 Oh, and I started watching Babylon Berlin

Damn, looks like they spared no expense.

Only one episode in but very very good looking series.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (ayUOl)

Glad you're enjoying it so far. It is a very good first episode.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (xJa6I)

640 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

Beta cucks, LOL!
You need a new neighborhood, my friend!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (cu8/f)

641 It's the contrast, I think - turning a lady into a howling animal.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM

*******

I'm listening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (e9G8E)

642
They will and nothing changes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2018 10:06 PM (3/sUh)

They better not.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (FTXAT)

643 *points to #268*

There nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (bxLgY)

644 Those assault rifles with their 3x bullet velocity would be great for hammering.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (rnAwa)

645 It's the contrast, I think - turning a lady into a howling animal.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (cu8/f)



I did THAT, when I told my ex what I'd paid for the turntable and cartridge.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

646 632 That's what I think Hell really is: Being stuck with assholes forever. With all the good and decent people being gone and unable to influence things.

You wouldn't even need the demons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Commentor...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:38 AM (xJa6I)

Come on ... I'd at least try to get some AC going. And maybe a card game.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:40 AM (fiGNd)

Card game would be nice.

Someone would break the AC unit, though. There's always 'that guy'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (xJa6I)

647 Peeps ... enjoyed it. Monk - Pepe ... I'll be digging into that theory this weekend. Not dismissing it.

Later y'all. Thanks for the chat.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:44 AM (fiGNd)

648 Wow, I guess I'll have to get up to speed soon on this. Sounds like a fvckup of Biblical proportions.


But right now, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 24, 2018 12:44 AM (tRaq7)

649 check

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2018 12:44 AM (OpNEm)

650 And in the card game someone would hoard hearts, because in such supply down There.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:44 AM (bxLgY)

651 mate

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)

652 Same.
Need to hug dog and go to bed.

Live Large.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 24, 2018 12:45 AM (xJa6I)

653 With all the good and decent people being gone and unable to influence things.
------------

In 'A Christmas Carol' the tortured spirits were compelled to observe all of the sundry human suffering, without being able to help:

"The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley’s Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:45 AM (cp1if)

654 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (bxLgY

Kawaii!

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:45 AM (ayUOl)

655
Duke of Prunes

https://youtu.be/WfFzUCgIBfk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (IqV8l)

656 640 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

Beta cucks, LOL!
You need a new neighborhood, my friend!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:42 AM (cu8/f)


You have no idea...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (TdMsT)

657 654. * reads comment *

REMOVE WEEB-BOB!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (fA1SL)

658 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)


Where do you live?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (Tnhbr)

659 Hai hai! Doumo!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (bxLgY)

660 Kawaii!

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:45 AM (ayUOl)

Steinway!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (Dbv1R)

661 658 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

Where do you live?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (Tnhbr)


Clintonville. Central Ohio.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (TdMsT)

662 Jim - I actually looked into bumper sticker prices today. It's you fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (cp1if)

663 Why am I tempted to get a copy of Yahtzee at Amazon all of a sudden? (Not kidding.)

I do remember it being a fave game of mine back in the day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)

664 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (cfHE9)

665 It's you fault

'your'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (cp1if)

666 :8

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (ayUOl)

667 663. Hell of a way to spend eternity. Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (fA1SL)

668 Moron version of the board game Life has so many possibilities.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (bxLgY)

669 Yay! Fucked up another smiley!

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (ayUOl)

670 Clintonville. Central Ohio.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (TdMsT)


Maybe I need to check out jobs in Ohio. I'll show up and set up a forge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (Tnhbr)

671 658 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

Where do you live?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (Tnhbr)


Clintonville. Central Ohio.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (TdMsT)



Where all the roads bend, leftward?

/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (QzJWU)

672 It's you all's fault. That's proper Englic.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (+lOpA)

673 I've often thought, hell would be, being stuck in one place forever, unable to escape.

Imagine being awake and alert, for all time... stuck inside your six-feet-buried-under, pitch-black coffin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

674 668. It does. Heh.....maybe next Hordsourced project should be a board game or something.

Or those bizarre card-based games the herbivores and otaku play.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

675 Maybe I need to check out jobs in Ohio. I'll show up and set up a forge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (Tnhbr)

Isn't there a better market for forged ID's in California?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (Dbv1R)

676 How about Moronopoly?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

677 Brittany Venti on gun control

https://youtu.be/bY9HOjCdVpk

The morons will appreciate this on three levels.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (rnAwa)

678 Imagine Bill Clinton forced to spend all eternity trapped with Hillary.

And smile.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (bxLgY)

679 Maybe I need to check out jobs in Ohio. I'll show up and set up a forge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (Tnhbr)



... just was informed that I've got a 175 lb. anvil set aside for me to pick-up. $0.00, too.

Now, to find a suitable forge and a few more blacksmith's tools.

The apron, I'll make, myself. 'Cause I can.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

680 Isn't there a better market for forged ID's in California?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (Dbv1R)


The money now is in forged Messican IDs, for white folks who want to get away with breaking the law.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:52 AM (Tnhbr)

681 Moron version of the board game Life has so many possibilities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:48 AM (bxLgY)

Two thirds of the way through the game it abruptly ends when everyone gets banhammered.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:52 AM (ayUOl)

682 676 How about Moronopoly?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)



Do not pass "First"! Go directly to the Barrel.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 12:52 AM (+lOpA)

683 Okay, that might have been just a tad mean.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:52 AM (ayUOl)

684 I've toyed around with the following notion, for quite some time ... what if there really is no Heaven or Hell ? What if it's just everyone of us - stuck with our own damn selves - in our own "minds" - for eternity ?

'Cause it would take a really, really devout Christian to not turn that into Misery. I put my own Over/Under at about forty-five minutes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2018 12:36 AM (fiGNd)


What is there lower than a hell unimaginable? What is in opposition than a heaven unimaginable?

...and then there is the Ace of Spade HQ ONT...

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at February 24, 2018 12:52 AM (itfg0)

685 Whow!? you people are mean.

Posted by: whatever! at February 24, 2018 12:53 AM (Up8Lm)

686 673 I've often thought, hell would be, being stuck in one place forever, unable to escape.

Imagine being awake and alert, for all time... stuck inside your six-feet-buried-under, pitch-black coffin.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)


That is truly the stuff of night terrors. Thank you (not) for this delightful image at bedtime!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:53 AM (TdMsT)

687 Robert, that's the Chuckles Johnson version.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

688
Moron version of the board game Life has so many possibilities.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Remove Wrenched Ankle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2018 12:54 AM (IqV8l)

689 Hoo hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

690 I did THAT, when I told my ex what I'd paid for the turntable and cartridge.




Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

The good kind of howling animal...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2018 12:54 AM (cu8/f)

691 Now that the ONT is winding I'm gonna bore you all with another Corregidor story.
There is a Japanese memorial garden topside.
After the shooting stopped the U.S. forces buried 4,000 Japanese dead. In the cemetery became overgrown with jungle and lost.
However a GI was at a garage sale in Seattle where he saw a photo of an unknown GI standing by the burial site. He immediately recognized the place and passed the information on to authorities.
The Japanese repatriated the bones and developed the garden.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 12:55 AM (5fRCd)

692 ... just was informed that I've got a 175 lb. anvil set aside for me to pick-up. $0.00, too.

Now, to find a suitable forge and a few more blacksmith's tools.

The apron, I'll make, myself. 'Cause I can.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:51 AM (QzJWU)



I'm very jealous. I have some space, theoretically, but finding anvils out on the west coast is difficult. It's easier, according to blacksmiths I've spoken with, if you're back east.

If I could find an anvil out here, I'd probably buy a small welding rig and build a propane forge. My goal is to buy some land and set up a forge and art studio, and furnish a house entirely with what I make. Iron work, wood work, blown glass...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:55 AM (Tnhbr)

693 I have humans sleeping

in a stair well

it's a fire exit!?

Posted by: In Charge. at February 24, 2018 12:55 AM (Up8Lm)

694 671 658 Manly men are thin on the ground in my beta cuck neighborhood.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:26 AM (TdMsT)

Where do you live?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:46 AM (Tnhbr)


Clintonville. Central Ohio.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:47 AM (TdMsT)


Where all the roads bend, leftward?

/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 12:49 AM (QzJWU)

It is the home of the self-righteous, virtue signalling left. Other than that, they are delightful neighbors,

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 12:56 AM (TdMsT)

695 Caskets used to have a little glass peephole where you could see the body's face. Just to make sure they really were dead.

In the 1932 silent movie Vampyr the hero is portrayed being put in one such coffin and then the POV changes to where the audience is viewing the world through the coffin's peephole.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 12:56 AM (bxLgY)

696 687 Robert, that's the Chuckles Johnson version.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe

HAH! Holy crap, I haven't been there in a decade now. Is that turkey still around hawking his freakin calenders?

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 12:56 AM (ayUOl)

697 You are always' right.

All the time!?

Posted by: Of Course. at February 24, 2018 12:57 AM (Up8Lm)

698 Robert, last I heard, Chuckles was personally bicycling cross-country, banning everyone on earth in person.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:57 AM (eMKNe)

699 Heaven would be to be reunited with my wife. Hell will be for Bill Clinton to be someday reunited with his.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 12:58 AM (5fRCd)

700 Also I just checked out Six Meat Buffet for the first time in years. Seems to be dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:58 AM (eMKNe)

701 Or those bizarre card-based games the herbivores and otaku play.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 12:50 AM (fA1SL)


https://youtu.be/0oOD9U9VQ5Y

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 12:58 AM (2K6fY)

702 Trump or die.!?

funny.!?

Posted by: old name at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (Up8Lm)

703 I joined the NRA today

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (PmCoA)

704 The tv show Shameless this season had the main character, Frank, get his son into a private school. The school was full of upper-middle class to wealthy white leftists and the show mocked them. In one episode, Frank shows up for a PTA meeting, and the mothers are all bitching about how their husbands are completely useless when it comes to manual labor. Frank goes off on a rant about the value of hard work and an honest wage and all the women start drooling over him. Meanwhile, the husbands are obliviously hunched over their phones...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (Tnhbr)

705 My goal is to buy some land and set up a forge and art studio, and furnish a house..

------

Fine, but first...

Posted by: The Glass at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (c/EDo)

706 Now we just gotta figure out who's gonna be the mayor

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (2K6fY)

707 698 Robert, last I heard, Chuckles was personally bicycling cross-country, banning everyone on earth in person.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:57 AM (eMKNe)


Sounds like Startibartfast.


It's a Douglas Adams thing.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:00 AM (+lOpA)

708 lousagirl, hear that sound? It's of 10,000 flaccid SJWs wailing. ;-)

Good job!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:00 AM (eMKNe)

709 ...If I could find an anvil out here, I'd probably buy a small welding rig and build a propane forge. My goal is to buy some land and set up a forge and art studio, and furnish a house entirely with what I make. Iron work, wood work, blown glass...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 12:55 AM (Tnhbr)



I might be able to find you one. But the Fed Ex charge to get it out there would be dreadful!


/snrk

(but seriously.... If I can find one CHEAP, I'll let'cha know.)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

710 Hell would be a 60's sit-com with Laff-Trak.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (+lOpA)

711 Isn't "Black Panther" just like Chicago with vibranium ?

I mean, you get to see the Black gangs fight each other.

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (e8kgV)

712 696. It's a good film - amazing cinematography. While not a talkie, it wasn't a silent film, either. There was some dialogue, but very, very little. I think the owners of the castle where it was filmed were in it, if memory serves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (fA1SL)

713 Colorado Alex, it's interesting where you find common sense (and even traditional values) in entertainment these days.

I know I've said it before, but I'd swear there are some closet conservatives on the staff of the current Chuck Lorre sitcom, "Mom."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (eMKNe)

714 That is Slartibartfast!!

He makes some awesome fjords. In Africa. On Earth Mk II.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (bxLgY)

715 ....aaaand I'm back.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (13PHl)

716 707 698 Robert, last I heard, Chuckles was personally bicycling cross-country, banning everyone on earth in person.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 12:57 AM (eMKNe)

Sounds like Startibartfast.


It's a Douglas Adams thing.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:00 AM (+lOpA)


Don't panic.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (TdMsT)

717 I've an almost irresistible urge to go ogle "lady howling animal", now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 24, 2018 01:02 AM (e9G8E)

718 714 That is Slartibartfast!!

He makes some awesome fjords. In Africa. On Earth Mk II.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (bxLgY)


Sorry....vodka typo.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:02 AM (+lOpA)

719 Ladyl, how I deal with that, is I think about my 12-year-old niece growing up and becoming a huge success at whatever she chooses to do. She's gonna drive so many boys (and men) crazy some day... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

720
I mean, you get to see the Black gangs fight each other.
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM


Snipe vs Snipe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2018 01:03 AM (IqV8l)

721 Sounds like Startibartfast.





It's a Douglas Adams thing.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:00 AM (+lOpA)


Are you thinking of the being that accidentally became immortal in an industrial accident an decided to insult everyone in the galaxy in alphabetic order?

I looked it up, Bowerick Wowbagger

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 01:03 AM (2K6fY)

722 As opposed to Agrajag Kindltot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 01:04 AM (bxLgY)

723 I looked it up, Bowerick Wowbagger
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 01:03 AM (2K6fY)


Hah...yeah...I'm always wrong. It's my thing.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:05 AM (+lOpA)

724
Sounds like Startibartfast.

The diet drink?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2018 01:05 AM (IqV8l)

725 I joined the NRA today

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (PmCoA)




@ lousagirl.



Please scroll up to my post 298. You really, really need to do that.

So also, does anyone else here who wants to eliminate NRA junk mail, in conjunction with their precious (not snark) Membership.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
NRA Live Member

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

726 724. You're thinking of Slurm. 'It's refreshingly addictive! '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:06 AM (fA1SL)

727 Thanks qdpsteve, I regret I did not do it sooner

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (PmCoA)

728 Colorado Alex, it's interesting where you find common sense (and even traditional values) in entertainment these days.

I know I've said it before, but I'd swear there are some closet conservatives on the staff of the current Chuck Lorre sitcom, "Mom."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:01 AM (eMKNe)


I've argued before that Shameless is a very conservative show. Getting past the vulgarity, and the nudity, it's about a bunch of people who constantly screw up their lives with bad decisions. Drug use, promiscuity, criminal behavior, blame-shifting, etc. And in the more recent seasons several of the main characters are finally starting to realize it and try to change.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)

729 Don't panic everyone.
Don't Panic.
DON'T PANIC

Posted by: Corporal Jones at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (HScFq)

730 Wasn't Agrajag the final incarnation of the bowl of petunias that decided that every death it had suffered was due to or at the hand of Arthur Dent?

(now that I come to type that out . . . )

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (2K6fY)

731 Colorado Alex, cool. I'll have to check it out.

I actually know an actress, Julia Boyd, who was on that show a few years ago. Haven't been in touch with her for quite some time, though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:08 AM (eMKNe)

732 730. I think it was, wasn't it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:08 AM (fA1SL)

733 Well, bed time for tired Peons. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2018 01:08 AM (Dbv1R)

734 702 Trump or die.!?

funny.!?

Posted by: old name at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (Up8Lm)


The "or die" part won't work out the way they think it would.

Oh, for dread fear of non-Euclidean Shoggoth, it won't turn out the way they think.

Posted by: The Non-Euclidean Hat at February 24, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)

735 My goal is to buy some land and set up a forge and art studio, and furnish a house..

------

Fine, but first...

Posted by: The Glass at February 24, 2018 12:59 AM (c/EDo)





This is Horde Humor, at it's most sublime, sneaky and deliciously humorous BEST.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

736 Cleanin' the lint traps here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

737 Just think....Wowbagger is still out there and he hasn't even gotten to me yet.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2018 01:10 AM (+lOpA)

738 Thanks Jim, will do

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)

739 I can't remember if Agrajag was the petunias or not. But yes every death had occurred at the hands or because of one Mr. Dent, formerly a resident of the demolished planet Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 01:11 AM (bxLgY)

740 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2018 01:11 AM (cfHE9)

741 Sanitizin' the washers here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:14 AM (fA1SL)

742 If you haven't contacted every one of those companies that nixed their NRA discounts, discontinued their business partnerships with the NRA, then stop right now, find out who they are, and write them.

Tell them you are quitting them because of their action.

Twitter is the easiest way, because it's easy to find them. Takes just a moment, for example, to find Hertz.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 24, 2018 01:14 AM (5OEn4)

743 685 Whow!? you people are mean.
Posted by: whatever! at February 24, 2018 12:53 AM (Up8Lm)


*sniff*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2018 01:15 AM (6FqZa)

744 Better sanitize the phones, don't want another Ark B extinction event.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 24, 2018 01:15 AM (bxLgY)

745 744. Ha! You joke, but the first thing I did when I bought the place was to take out the phone and wall off the public bathroom.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

746 My cat is just...sitting under my lamp.

Tail gently twitching.

Sitting.

Twitching.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 01:17 AM (ayUOl)

747 Y'all know that Starman and the Roadster had a copy of "Hitchhiker's Guide" and a towel in the glove compartment when they set off into the solar system a couple weeks ago, right?

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2018 01:19 AM (sdi6R)

748 It snowed in Vegas wheeeee global warming aka climate change haha

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 01:19 AM (PmCoA)

749 >>138 What are the odds that Cruz converts to Islam in prison?
Posted by: girldog at February 23, 2018 10:29 PM (g5YYQ)

Dude won't be in prison long - the really crazy ones get "taken care of" pretty quickly by their fellow prisoners.

Usually the lifers who are in there for murder already.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 24, 2018 01:19 AM (tv6Iw)

750 Hertz donut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2018 01:20 AM (IqV8l)

751 Pocketin' the cash from the lint traps here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:25 AM (fA1SL)

752 **peeks in**




My cat is just...sitting under my lamp.
Tail gently twitching.
Sitting.
Twitching.


********


Little known Muldoon fact (TIJMU): A domestic cat's brain is so small that if the cat is thinking about basic survival functions such as breathing or its next bowel movement, the remaining neurons are only able to generate enough feeble electricity for small twitching movements. This is known as a catatonic state.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:27 AM (wPiJc)

753 748 It snowed in Vegas wheeeee global warming aka climate change haha

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 01:19 AM (PmCoA)


I saw that.

Clearly, it was cocaine spread by the cocaine fairy...

Posted by: The Icy Cool In The Vein Hat at February 24, 2018 01:27 AM (itfg0)

754 Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:27 AM (wPiJc)

Is there a term for a cat's emotional state after she runs off because she was annoyed at me grabbing her tail?

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 01:30 AM (ayUOl)

755 There was snow in Vegas?

That would explain the memes in Twatter.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 01:30 AM (ayUOl)

756 Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 01:30 AM (ayUOl)

Coy?


Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2018 01:33 AM (13PHl)

757 Clearly, it was cocaine spread by the cocaine fairy...
Posted by: The Icy Cool In The Vein Hat

I had to fart. How was I supposed to know the balloons had ruptured baby?
K-K-K YEAH

(I do cocaine)

Posted by: Dr Rockso the Rock-N-Roll Clown at February 24, 2018 01:33 AM (HScFq)

758 My goal is to buy some land and set up a forge and art studio...


******


This makes me ponder the phrase 'forging a head'

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:33 AM (wPiJc)

759 755 There was snow in Vegas?

That would explain the memes in Twatter.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2018 01:30 AM (ayUOl)


Yes. Only for the third time in th past ten years in my parts. Surprised me because the temperature was supposed to be too high, but the snow drifted down and survived until hitting the ground.

I still maintin this is the doing of the cocaine fairy...

Posted by: The Fluffy White Hat at February 24, 2018 01:34 AM (itfg0)

760 Bertram, funny you bring that up.

Was just considering buying a car from Hertz Auto Sales...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:34 AM (eMKNe)

761 I've read that some of the best places to get a recent used car is from an auto rental establishment, because they maintain the cars themselves...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:35 AM (eMKNe)

762 Haha Jim, ISWYDT

Posted by: Debby at February 24, 2018 01:36 AM (nWc4E)

763 argued before that Shameless is a very conservative show. Getting past the vulgarity, and the nudity, it's about a bunch of people who constantly screw up their lives with bad decisions. Drug use, promiscuity, criminal behavior, blame-shifting, etc. And in the more recent seasons several of the main characters are finally starting to realize it and try to change.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)

Sounds strangely like the HQ.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 01:36 AM (5fRCd)

764 awful lot of mass shootings of late.

Mass shootings that you suddenly hear nothing about after a week or so.

After Fast and Furious, nothing would surprise me about these deep state communist fucks. I bet plenty of them at various agencies have access to databases or watchlists filled with names of people that are "known to authorities" and likely easy to set off.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 24, 2018 01:37 AM (SPJbc)

765 Sorry, only one sock on

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 24, 2018 01:38 AM (nWc4E)

766 Little known Muldoon fact (TIJMU): A domestic cat's brain is so small that if the cat is thinking about basic survival functions such as breathing or its next bowel movement, the remaining neurons are only able to generate enough feeble electricity for small twitching movements. This is known as a catatonic state.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:27 AM (wPiJc)




Yeah. No.

My late, beloved Harley, buried now ten years 'neath my Gunroom window, was German Shepherd smart, and very nearly Human in many a way.

Come, sit, stay, fetch....all the commands.

Intuitive beyond belief.

He lived with me on a sailboat for seven years, and logged more road trip miles than most PEOPLE, withal.

So what, he was on the very far right-most end of the feline bell curve.

Small brain, yeah, right.

That accusation is scandalous, and hurts all the worse, coming from a Brother of Teh Horde.

Still.

If it's Puns at Ten Paces, you win.

But if it's Revolvers at *any* distance.

You're fucked.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

767 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight. Happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2018 01:41 AM (eMKNe)

768 Ya know, so many people get seduced by the glamor of the laundromat business. They don't seem to realize how much of it is just pure drudgery. It's like the poet observed 'I don't know anything about ballet, except that the dancers sweat like horses.' Very much the same sort of thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:41 AM (fA1SL)

769 That accusation is scandalous, and hurts all the worse, coming from a Brother of Teh Horde.

*******

Sorry. Didn't mean to hurt your felines.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:42 AM (wPiJc)

770 Hat and lousagirl....will be in Vegas 5th to 9th if you want to do a mini meet up?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 24, 2018 01:44 AM (mMeIQ)

771 769. My Marlowe is a goddamned genius. He just showed up one day, came right in out of a rainy night through an open door and made his furry ass right at home. He hasn't worked a day since. No one can tell me cats ain't smart.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

772 Don't panic everyone.

Don't Panic.

DON'T PANIC


There goes my plan for the evening.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 24, 2018 01:45 AM (IcT7t)

773 763 argued before that Shameless is a very conservative show. Getting past the vulgarity, and the nudity, it's about a bunch of people who constantly screw up their lives with bad decisions. Drug use, promiscuity, criminal behavior, blame-shifting, etc. And in the more recent seasons several of the main characters are finally starting to realize it and try to change.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 01:07 AM (Tnhbr)

Sounds strangely like the HQ.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 01:36 AM (5fRCd)

It does a great job of poking fun at all views. But I'm my book, it comes off as subversively conservative.

Posted by: The Reagan Battalion at February 24, 2018 01:46 AM (96C7R)

774 Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms

That's crazy talk. You're crazy, crazy-pants. You should always trust those in authority. It's the way our founders intended.

Posted by: TruCon Eagle Liberty Forum 501(c)3 (now accepting donations in pop bottles) at February 24, 2018 01:46 AM (HScFq)

775 770 Hat and lousagirl....will be in Vegas 5th to 9th if you want to do a mini meet up?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 24, 2018 01:44 AM (mMeIQ)


I'm up for anything on Wednesday or after.

As promised, a tasty beverage on me!

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at February 24, 2018 01:47 AM (itfg0)

776 I kid about the cats. But truth be told, I once found a mountain lion skull lying on the ground. No body. Just the skull. The brain cavity on that thing is about the size of a hefty walnut. I was surprised. The fossa for the jaw muscles on the other hand...



Here's an old link to the pictures of the gnarly thing (remove the space):

http://seamus-muldoon.blogspot.com
/2012/07/lions-and-cougars-and-bears.html

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:47 AM (wPiJc)

777 I will say I have never met a cat that behaved like the others. I've been around over 10 cats in my life and each had a distinct personality and was memorable in some way.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2018 01:48 AM (13PHl)

778 Sorry. Didn't mean to hurt your felines.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2018 01:42 AM (wPiJc)



Choke on a halfway yakked up hairlball, ya damned pedigreed hairless Rex.

And if that pissed you off... Ima sicc a furious Slapweasel onto you whut to FIGHT'cha.

*starts taking cash from Horde on bets on teh fightz*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

779 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:41 AM (fA1SL)

It does seem nice from the outside- they came on, put their coins in your big noisy boxes, they go out.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2018 01:49 AM (13PHl)

780 It does seem nice from the outside- they came on, put their coins in your big noisy boxes, they go out.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin

Tell me bout it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 24, 2018 01:51 AM (HScFq)

781 779. They leave such a mess. It's unfathomable to me how much filth and trash they track in here every day. And the water, electric, and gas bills never go down. Machine maintenance is a hassle, but practically zero-cost - do it myself.
Now, self-storage is where it's at! Or so it seems - I'm not in that racket yet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 24, 2018 01:52 AM (fA1SL)

782 Sounds strangely like the HQ.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 01:36 AM (5fRCd)


Heh. It kinda is. Except with more Russian hooker titties.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 01:53 AM (Tnhbr)

783 All kidding 'bout Slap and Muldoon aside.

Love 'em both.

But it's late, and I work tomorrow.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2018 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

784 Bach's chromatic fantasia and fugue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFn_zVOlDAo

I'd like to see how PC assholes get out of acknowledging Bach as the *smartest* composer. He didn't exploit or enslave anyone or borrow from indigenous cultures.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2018 01:56 AM (/qEW2)

785 There's a great scene in the recent season, where the character Fiona finally snaps at her gay brother who accuses her of selling out. She's gone from waitress to managing her diner, running a laundromat, and now buying an apartment building, and she basically says, "I have the right to strive to be successful and I'm not going to apologize for it!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2018 01:57 AM (Tnhbr)

786 784 Bach's chromatic fantasia and fugue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFn_zVOlDAo

I'd like to see how PC assholes get out of acknowledging Bach as the *smartest* composer. He didn't exploit or enslave anyone or borrow from indigenous cultures.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2018 01:56 AM (/qEW2)


They'll just claim that Bach was Black and re-conned as White, or say that he stole from Blacks.

Remember, once they've declared the villain, they will do anything... ANYTHING... to confirm that.

Posted by: I'll be Hat at February 24, 2018 01:58 AM (itfg0)

787 I haven't seen much talk about the shooter's adoption, but I have an impression he was adopted from the Soviet Union or whatever replaced it post collapse. Has that been published anywhere? He has a vague facial dysmorphia that looks a bit like FAS if not classicly so.

Posted by: SarahW at February 24, 2018 02:00 AM (Sp1NT)

788 775 Let me know via email I will be there

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:01 AM (PmCoA)

789 Al Jazeera: Open Borders will Force Climate Action by Punishing the West with Refugees

http://bit.ly/2BMN3Eh

Posted by: The Gaia F**kin' Hat at February 24, 2018 02:05 AM (itfg0)

790 This request goes out to Sheriff Israel and all the boys at BCSD

https://youtu.be/NYSOZg4d_cQ

Posted by: DJ Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 02:07 AM (HScFq)

791 788 775 Let me know via email I will be there

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:01 AM (PmCoA)


Don't know your e-mail.

hat@politicalhat.com for me.

Yah, not my main account.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2018 02:07 AM (itfg0)

792 Just got informed on the next step of PC insanity.

No longer will 'homophobia" or "transphobia" be used.

They will start using the suffix "misia"

http://bit.ly/2ENuK4p

If you see the use of this term, then you will have been alerted to the vanguard of the Left's attack.

Respond accordingly, and respond informed.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2018 02:15 AM (itfg0)

793 791 hat coming your way

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:17 AM (PmCoA)

794 hey, has anyone heard from TNC in Alaska since Wednesday night?

She was pretty freaked out then that she was going to get fired the next day because psycho-hose bitch co-worker.

I'm worried a bit for her.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 24, 2018 02:18 AM (QU+qf)

795 Just got informed on the next step of PC insanity.

No longer will 'homophobia" or "transphobia" be used.

They will start using the suffix "misia"

http://bit.ly/2ENuK4p

If you see the use of this term, then you will have been alerted to the vanguard of the Left's attack.

Respond accordingly, and respond informed.
Posted by: The Political Hat

My Give A Fuck will not be updated accordingly.

Posted by: DJ Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2018 02:18 AM (HScFq)

796 Crap, i mean TCN in AK --

Oh heck, you guys know who I mean!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 24, 2018 02:19 AM (QU+qf)

797 666 :8

669 Yay! Fucked up another smiley!

Posted by: Robert


Just passing by, thought I'd check to see who got the triple damnation tonight. Heh.

Wondering for what expression Robert was aiming.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for video playlists blog at February 24, 2018 02:21 AM (xzezz)

798 794 hey, has anyone heard from TNC in Alaska since Wednesday night?

She was pretty freaked out then that she was going to get fired the next day because psycho-hose bitch co-worker.

I'm worried a bit for her.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 24, 2018 02:18 AM (QU+qf)


I, also, am concerned.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2018 02:28 AM (itfg0)

799 The political hat sent you an email

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:31 AM (PmCoA)

800 Hat....excited to see you again. Lousa...can't access an email?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 24, 2018 02:36 AM (mMeIQ)

801 Night all, Nanas funeral tomorrow
God Bless and Thanks for your friendship

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:36 AM (PmCoA)

802 Westminster I sent Hat my email address so we can get together when you get to Vegas

Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:39 AM (PmCoA)

803 801 Night all, Nanas funeral tomorrow
God Bless and Thanks for your friendship
Posted by: lousagirl at February 24, 2018 02:36 AM (PmCoA)

Will pray

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 24, 2018 02:44 AM (5fRCd)

804 Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms

That's crazy talk. You're crazy, crazy-pants. You should always trust those in authority. It's the way our founders intended.
Posted by: TruCon Eagle Liberty Forum 501(c)3 (now accepting donations in pop bottles) at February 24, 2018 01:46 AM (HScFq)

Gotta admit, if this went to a criminal full trial with all procedures and due process followed by the book, I don't think he would be convicted. Take the emotion away and examine the facts of what we know now, and there is no case against this guy. All we know is what the big 5 or 6 MSM is pumping into people's brain 24/7. And any contradictory facts and evidence are getting censored and erased by YouTube, Googke, Facebook. And other internet Giants. Their reaction to actors and crisis actors is very telling. Their prepackaged white nationalist gun grabbing narrative 1st admendment killing narrative is obvious. Oh and involuntary committing the mentally ill for life based on reasons like the Soveit Union.

Parkland was super sloppy. It makes David Wheeler the grieving dad from Sandy Hook who also played the sloppy Swat team member carrying his rifle by the clip and dragging the stap on the ground. This shit made me take notice about Sandy Hook. 3 minute video related to David Wheeler playing 2 roles as grieving father and sloppy Swat team member. He glows in the dark.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1G8LoUk-bf8

Make up your own mind. Do your own research. I'll tell y'all this much, Parkland is the most sloppy bullshit I've ever seen. No investigation and following procedures of evidence gathering and preserving, findings of fact, and interviewing all witnesses because of feelings of Broward County. I can't believe this is passing the smell test and people are buying this.

Posted by: Monk at February 24, 2018 03:03 AM (g4lFK)

805 Hope TNC in AK is ok.

Hi 2 Lousagirl

Hi 2 hat, dogshow

God bless all Nana's children.

Northernlurker - blessings on your journeys

If I don't get anything else out tonight, blame the table batter

Posted by: mindful webworker - Daisy, Daisy... at February 24, 2018 03:03 AM (xzezz)

806 table batter??? tablet battery. WHATevv....f zdjsdkf

Posted by: mindful webworker - I wojuldn't do thattt if I werrr you ddavve at February 24, 2018 03:04 AM (xzezz)

807 Well, these days, I blame almost everything on the Bossa Nova.

Goin' back to bed here, boss !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez Commenter, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 24, 2018 04:06 AM (H0hPC)

808 Been up awhile, no rest for the weary

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2018 04:32 AM (aC6Sd)

809 Going to work again today. Good article at AT, Your Feelings Have Nothing to Do with the 2nd Amendment

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2018 04:44 AM (aC6Sd)

810 Up and at em whether I want to or not. Crappy nights sleep. I've been dieting more or less the paleo way for 2 and a half weeks. Not 100 percent, but am losing weight.
Last night we meet another couple for dinner and I have 2 beers and 4 small pieces of pizza. And I mean small, from a small pizza. Tasted great. I go to bed about 930 and sleep on and off for 4 hours. Get up and go to the can. Try again to sleep for another hour. No luck. Fark it, it's coffee time.

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2018 05:03 AM (8ikIW)

811 Watched a little Lemon Squeezy last night. Even that twink had trouble discerning wtf happened at Parkland with all his leftist guest.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 24, 2018 05:13 AM (rdl6o)

812 Everyone have a great day, hope Krak, JJ, and KT are on time.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2018 05:16 AM (aC6Sd)

813 I'd like to know if any of those officers that waited outside the school belonged to the NRA. I suspect not, and it would be an excellent way of btfo all the recent anti-NRA talking points.

Posted by: qzy at February 24, 2018 05:19 AM (0dfVr)

814 Sure it's been asked, but with all of the officers stationed outside, how did the shooter walk out of the building?

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2018 05:21 AM (8ikIW)

815 Sure it has been asked, but with all of the officers stationed outside, how did the shooter walk out of the building?

=========

The whole thing is bizarre. We still have no clue about the Las Vegas shootings. It is kind of curious with all the advancements in investigative techniques and forensics that we manage to know less and less about each new mass shooting event instead of more.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 24, 2018 05:29 AM (rdl6o)

816 " ... we manage to know less and less about each new mass shooting event instead of more."


I find it hard to believe that that's accidental.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 24, 2018 05:42 AM (H0hPC)

817
I find it hard to believe that that's accidental.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

No facts, but plenty of feelz

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2018 05:43 AM (8ikIW)

818 Krak and the EMT is Nood

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2018 05:55 AM (8ikIW)

819 Zackly.

I think all of the cops were in the parking lot, "setting up a perimeter", if that's another way of saying "taking cover behind cars", but I could be wrong.

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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