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A Well Written ONT Is Necessary for the Security of a Free State

It's ONT time! What should we talk about tonight? Cows?

cow.jpg

Stupid cow. Doesn't she know that they aren't going to kill her anymore?

No cows, huh? Well, how about the difference between men and women?

dudes and chicks.jpg

Seems pretty spot on to me. We could talk about Hollywood. Did you ever wonder what ever happened to Brendan Fraser?

Interesting story. Here's James Woods with a link, and some commentary:



There's good news for the tipplers amongst us:

Wine destroys bacteria that causes cavities and gum disease

They then go on to talk about making toothpaste. It's wine. Just drink it.


President's Day was this past Monday. I found this on Deviant Art: Chibi Presidents!

There's Trump:

Chibi Trump.png

And of course, my favorite President:

Chibi Cal.png

But I think the best one is James Madison:

Chibi Madison.png


Of course, we could get political and discuss tariffs. This is the one thing about Trump that really scares me. Tariffs are an easy political sell to people thinking provincially, but they are generally pretty bad for the country as a whole, and Trump seems to like tariffs.


How to Punish American Workers


Ahh, who am I kidding? Everybody is going to be talking about guns in the comments anyway. My take is that there is a fundamental disconnect between the sides that makes meaningful resolution impossible, one that actually has nothing to do with guns, or mass murder, or regulation or anything else, and it is this: The left thinks that all people are inherently good, and that the right combination of laws will result in Utopia. I feel about that about the way the “good” bears thought of Timothy Treadwell. Most of us on the right realize that Niccolo Machiavelli had the right of it.

Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it.

The problem isn't guns, or laws or society, although all of those can make the problem worse (or better). The problem is people. Fallen man, if you're of a religious bent.


Guns

Believe it or not, GQ has more common sense than 99% of what goes by the name of media these days.

What Conservatives Get Right About Guns

David French writes a spot on defense of the 2nd Amendment:

Assault Weapons Preserve the Purpose of the Second Amendment

Huh. Stopped clocks and blind pigs....


Laws

Sorry, Despite Gun-Control Advocates' Claims, U.S. Isn't The Worst Country For Mass Shootings

I got in an argument with someone from Norway on Twitter today after I posted the above link. Yes, Breivik is an outlier. But so are mass shooters in the US. We have 70 times the population of Norway, we could have 70 times as many mass casualty events, and still be exactly as safe.

The Baltimore effect: What gun-grabbers don’t want to debate

Oh. Joy. My hometown. Wheee! And, of course, the absurd:

Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class


Society

Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?

Me! Me! Me! Are we living through a narcissism epidemic?

And lets not forget the media:

Regardless, this country is so polarized and interpersonal relations are so toxic, personally I don't see a resolution that's possible. The left isn't willing to compromise short of gun confiscation, and the right won't let them do that short of a second hot civil war. I'll close with a really excellent tweet storm, aggregated by Unrolled, that does an excellent job of looking at the complexity of the issue. If you only read one link, make it this one.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by gun control:

Armed1.jpg

The Yahoo Group is locked and loaded.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:59 PM




Comments

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1 Good night!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (kufk0)

2 Thank goodness for the ONT. Pretty tired of refreshing the page and seeing those freaks yet again.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (RfzVr)

3 !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (ukdVw)

4 Evening Horde

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (5gaNQ)

5 I don't think today is a good day for a poem. How about a joke instead? A very grim, dark joke . . . told by history itself.

https://youtu.be/teIn9wQK4e4

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (+nu3v)

6 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

7 English-Free Pledge of Allegiance; De-Westernized Western Civilization; Non-Swedish Swedish Heritage

The focus this time: White-Out.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14434

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 22, 2018 10:01 PM (itfg0)

8 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: RI Red at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (9Q/rv)

9 Did you ever wonder what ever happened to Brendan Fraser?

Ummmmmmmmmm...nope.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (O5Q3r)

10 Hey homos.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

11 That cartoon kills me. So true.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:03 PM (OnpLR)

12 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:03 PM (tr2D7)

13 Hello all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 22, 2018 10:03 PM (mMeIQ)

14 Tariffs are an easy political sell to people thinking provincially, but they are generally pretty bad for the country as a whole, and Trump seems to like tariffs.

++++

False.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

15
Thank goodness for the ONT. Pretty tired of refreshing the page and seeing those freaks yet again.

Is that any way to talk about other commenters?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 10:04 PM (1azvW)

16 Who wants to join me for a photo session?

Posted by: The Governor of Missouri at February 22, 2018 10:04 PM (itfg0)

17 RE: how about the difference between men and women

Ha! Classic.

And ya'll can GFY.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 10:05 PM (H8S+R)

18 Howdy morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:05 PM (3/sUh)

19 "Thank goodness for the ONT. Pretty tired of refreshing the page and seeing those freaks yet again.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (RfzVr) "

Rude.

Oh, wait, you meant the ones in the picture...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 10:05 PM (icI8A)

20 What's up with the BC and AtC podcast... there isn't a new one at the link.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)

21 Thanks for the ONT.

So what exactly were you looking for on DeviantArt when you saw the above....? *arch eyebrow*

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:06 PM (cfHE9)

22 Society:
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE QUINOA
REMOVE TIDE POD

Go long on smokes and accordions, people.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)

23 it's dangerous out there!

Posted by: Deputy Peterson, Coward Co.'s finest at February 22, 2018 10:06 PM (6FqZa)

24 MH! Snowing there?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

25 Was the escaped cow flatulent? Global warming vs. Steak. seems like a no brainer. Make mine medium rare.

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (/DvFd)

26

Tide Pods are people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (1azvW)

27 I'd absolutely watch a Chibi Presidents anime. Maybe give them mech suits, too.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (icI8A)

28 Reading that GQ article makes me feel like I've awakened in alternate dimension.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SkuXa)

29 Brendan Fraser is in one of the best conservative movies made. Blast From The Past.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

30 You guys, the cow story is awesome. I read it the other night. Meant to link it but forgot. It is one smart ass cow and deserves to live, dammit! I'll see if I still have link.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (YOIA1)

31 Read only one link? That wouldn't be civilized Horde-like!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (DMUuz)

32 Wine destroys bacteria that causes cavities and gum disease?

* sips(gulps) *

My dentist cannot confirm this, but I'm willing to keep testing the theory.

Good evening ONTists. Having put down my "present" marker, now I gotta go back and read more content. Lest Weird Dave think we don't care.

Posted by: mindful webworker - toothy at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (3tLP6)

33 I know the scent of an abattoir when I smell it.

Posted by: The cow at February 22, 2018 10:08 PM (qK7/b)

34 porcupine picture sums things up very well.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 22, 2018 10:08 PM (vM/v3)

35 14 Tariffs are an easy political sell to people thinking provincially, but they are generally pretty bad for the country as a whole, and Trump seems to like tariffs.

++++

False.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

Correctimundo!

Free Trade, is not always, Fair trade.

and how did the FOUNDERs of this country fund this Nation??? It was not Wage Slavery in the guise of an income tax.... it was... Tariffs....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

36 Well of COURSE the square root sign is a trigger: after all, it's a weapon of math instruction.

/rimshot

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

37 Raise the gun buying age to 88-y.o. That way the Constitution is defended and kids don't shoot each other because they're moody one day. And it shows I care more than you do.

Posted by: Geraldo at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (H8S+R)

38 Stupid cow. Doesn't she know that they aren't going to kill her anymore?

Perhaps she read A Mother's Tale.

http://www.animalrescuekonsortiuminc.com/info/file?file=21153.pdf

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

39 How many people were killed in France by the terrorist mass shooting?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

40 I worked for a time in a slaughterhouse. The steers looked at you before you stunned them.

They knew.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

41 Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

Yes it has close to 2" since 7ish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (3/sUh)

42 And thanks for a fun ONT, WeirdDave!

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

43 Laura Ingrahm just used my favorite phrase for our commie government.... The Administrative State.

If she works in Ripping Richard in the near future we will have a confirmation.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (g4lFK)

44 Evening everyone! Thanks Dave!

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (nisXv)

45 29 Brendan Fraser is in one of the best conservative movies made. Blast From The Past.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

Agreed....

Love one of the last lines of the Movie... where the Woman is saying something about 'its the Childs job to take care of the Parent as they age... but when he says things like that which are patently untrue, I just nod, and pretend to agree...'...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (NgKpN)

46 Tariffs are an easy political sell to people thinking provincially, but they are generally pretty bad for the country as a whole, and Trump seems to like tariffs.

++++

False.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

--------

Correct. They are a negotiating tool only to PDT.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (/zp4x)

47
Heartwarming to be lumped in with the vicious ones.

Makes me feel that my life hasn't been entirely wasted.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (S/hVx)

48 40 I worked for a time in a slaughterhouse. The steers looked at you before you stunned them.

They knew.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

They can smell the death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (cfHE9)

49 Cow story, part one:

A cow which staged an escape while being taken to a slaughterhouse has been living alone on an island.

When the slaughterhouse workers arrived to take away the cow, they were told it told it would be best to tranquilize the feisty bovine.

But they ignored the advice and as it came out of its shed to be loaded onto to the lorry.

Instead it rammed a metal fence before making a dash for the nearby Lake Nysa, south Poland...

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (YOIA1)

50 41; Damn, that sucks. Been a long winter. When you heading for AZ?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

51 Hi dogshow!

I had a phone interview today. The recruiter submitted me to a position I had no qualifications in. A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP where my experience is in web development.

So, today blew.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

52 I favor "common sense limitations" of First Amendment rights for anyone who advocates "common sense limitations" of Second Amendment rights.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (953wK)

53 Cow story, part 2:

A farmworker ended up with a broken arm and bruised ribs during the escape, in which the cow was seem to dive underwater as it made its way to the island.

After a week of trying and failing to get the cow back, the farmer, known only as Mr Lukasz, gave up and began making sure it was fed enough food to stay alive

When firefighters used a boat to get to the island, the cow swam about 50 metres to a neighbouring peninsula.

Pawel Gotowski, deputy commander of the fire brigade in Nysa, said the animal was very frightened and it was impossible to get more than 70 meters near to the animal.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (YOIA1)

54 President's Day was this past Monday.
------------

Just for the record, there is no 'President's Day'

And, today is the anniversary of Geo. Washington's birthday. The right man, at the right time. It's difficult to fully grasp how indebted to him we are.

Posted by: The cow at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (qK7/b)

55 Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah I missed that the first time I saw it.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (2DOZq)

56 So...the main character in the new Wrinkle in Time movie is not pale and oprah is in it too...they ruin everything!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)

57 Hello, Horde!

Spending this weekend celebrating hubby's aunt's 88th birthday. Aunt Kate is a feisty one; 1 of 2 surviving siblings, so every time we can see her, it's special.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (uDcBt)

58 Xardbas for make party night before Defender of Fatherland Day.

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

59 Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

4-8" tonight
6-10" Saturday night

Why it waits until the end of winter I don't know
AZ? Not soon enough

What's happening in the fox valley?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (3/sUh)

60 Stupid cow. Doesn't she know that they aren't going to kill her anymore?

Well, what do you expect? The cow was probably a graduate of Evergreen Progressive Experiment College.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

61 porcupine picture sums things up very well.

Nobody needs that many quills.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (ir1+X)

62 Cow story, part 3:

A vet called in to tranquillise the animal told Mr Lukasz he had run out of gas cartridges, and that it would take several days to get new ones.

The farmer is reluctant to shot the animal as that would mean losing the income for its sale.

The animal's cause has now been taken up by local politician and former singer, Pawel Kukiz, who has offered to save the 'hero cow' from death.

He said 'if all citizens have shown such determination as this cow' then Poland would be a much more prosperous country.

'I am not a vegetarian, but fortitude and the will to fight for this cow's life is invaluable.

'Therefore, I decided to do everything to cause the cow to be delivered to a safe place and in the second stage, as a reward for her attitude, give her a guarantee of a long-term retirement and natural death.'

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (YOIA1)

63 >>>Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?


Young people are being taught by marxists and you can't have marxism without narcissism.

I also think that shame and honest introspection are probably partly genetic. Maybe one day we'll be able to give people without those genes (ie. liberals) some sort of drug to make up for it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

64 @51
I had a phone interview today. The recruiter submitted me to a position I had no qualifications in. A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP where my experience is in web development.

So, today blew.
---------------------------

That sucks...

Hope the next one works out better for you.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (TadoT)

65 Perusing the interwebs the last few days - are we closing in on peak "something " now?
The cognitive dissonance is at warp eleventy.

Posted by: RI Red at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (9Q/rv)

66 Chibi presidents are adorable!!

Posted by: Gem at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (XoAz8)

67 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (cfHE9)

I think all animals have senses that have been bred out of humans.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

68 Just for the record, there is no 'President's Day'

And, today is the anniversary of Geo. Washington's birthday. The right man, at the right time. It's difficult to fully grasp how indebted to him we are.
Posted by: The cow at February 22, 2018 10:12 PM (qK7/b)

Absolutely. Think of it this way: The mere custom that he started of only serving two terms and then stepping down was as strong as law until the self obsessed me-monkey FDR got in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:14 PM (cfHE9)

69 Perusing the interwebs the last few days - are we closing in on peak "something " now?
The cognitive dissonance is at warp eleventy.
Posted by: RI Red at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (9Q/rv)


We shall never achieve Peak Stupid.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:14 PM (953wK)

70 "Nobody needs that many quills.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (ir1+X) "

Especially assault quills with a bump stock. If you don't support common sense quill restrictions, you are pro child murder.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (icI8A)

71 59: Nothing yet. Maybe 1/2" by morning. More of an ice or rain event here. Can't shovel ice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

72 A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP

One for the old-timers! It's just great to hear that an interview like that is even out there.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (ir1+X)

73 Headline over at Instapundit -

"Armed police are guarding the home of the deputy who resigned over his lack of action in the Parkland school shooting."

He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (TadoT)

74 Pretty scary. That porcupine has quills that go up.

Posted by: Carolyn McCarthy at February 22, 2018 10:16 PM (H8S+R)

75 >>>Wine destroys bacteria that causes cavities and gum disease

Not in my experience.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

76 The day Man learnt how to haft a rock to a stick, he became the deadliest apex predator on Earth... The only living threat left was his fellow Man! Civilisation aside, it was all downhill from there...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 22, 2018 10:16 PM (e9G8E)

77 its fucking tragic what happened to Brendan Fraser. He was obviously blacklisted. Then the family courts would not reduce his alimony and child support payments which were set at a level like he was pulling in 10-20milliona year. He could not get any work.

I'm surprised he did not try suicude, tbh.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (g4lFK)

78 73 Headline over at Instapundit -

"Armed police are guarding the home of the deputy who resigned over his lack of action in the Parkland school shooting."

He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (TadoT)

I think the guilt is going to destroy him from the inside.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

79 I think all animals have senses that have been bred out of humans.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

Here's one:

My dog always knows when I am going to work.

When I am going out or to the grocery store, the bank or whatever. He barks his furry ass off.

When I go to work? Quiet as a church mouse.

Does not matter what clothes I am wearing nor the time, he always knows.

I cannot quite figure it out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (cfHE9)

80 He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.


You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.

Posted by: Bryant at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (yQpMk)

81 A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP

One for the old-timers! It's just great to hear that an interview like that is even out there.
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (ir1+X)


What?

Ping?

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (953wK)

82 5 Zaklog

/golf clap

Well played, sir, well played.

Also: I'm digging the "new," less arrogant Zaklog. Glad you're here.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

83 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

Shame has been removed
Judgment has been removed

The CNN crowd last night showed their hate for the NRA
Yet there was no hatred towards the shooter or the damn government who did squat to prevent this school shooting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (3/sUh)

84 Chibi Presidents!

Is that AlexTheChick with Bill Clinton?

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (ZM6hc)

85 He was in those Mummy movies.

Didn't care for them myself. No zombies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)

86 Welp, no purchases from X-Products by me: https://tinyurl.com/y9agu5hx

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (yzxic)

87 "A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP"

It's a trap. If you know the answer, You're. Too. Old. Now go punch some cards.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (H8S+R)

88 That cow at the top of the ONT has more going for it, than the entire assemblage of Mis Hum's Mid Morning Thread Monkeys from the previous post.

Chick-Fil-A needs to hire her as a SpokesCow.

*cow* ".... eat moar chickin, oar I brake you other arm!"




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

89 76 The day Man learnt how to haft a rock to a stick, he became the deadliest apex predator on Earth... The only living threat left was his fellow Man! Civilisation aside, it was all downhill from there...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torpru at February 22, 2018 10:16 PM (e9G8E)


Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

Posted by: The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (itfg0)

90 So the FBI and the Broward County Sheriff's Department failed on multiple occasions to follow up on tips on this psycho, and when the time came the Broward deputy choked and hid the whole time the psycho was murdering people.

If your answer is "more government power," you may just be mentally ill.

If your answer is "punish my political opponents," you are just bottomlessly corrupt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:19 PM (wB8Tg)

91 Mini Baby Sister Update

Hubby took Joyce out for lunch today, and sent along a picture of their date.

This is significant because he's not really the touchy-feely type, and this was very sweet.

Plus, she looked radiant

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

92 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (cfHE9)

Toxic masculinity or he is just smart

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:20 PM (3/sUh)

93 Good to hear on Joyce, ibguy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:20 PM (cfHE9)

94
Was "Billy Jack" the first (and last) Social Justice Whiner Fake Badsass?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 10:20 PM (1azvW)

95 Even the Chibi KKK are adorable,which is a tad off-putting. That's definitely the world's cutest ever lynching.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 10:20 PM (icI8A)

96 I looked at next months' calendar today. DST starts on March 11. Two weeks. WTF? It's just barely getting daylight at a decent hour. I hate, hate, hate, DST. On it 8 months of the year. Why bother with Standard time? Seems to me Daylight is the new Standard.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (RfzVr)

97 Ibguy,
Nice to hear about Joyce still doing well.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (kufk0)

98 78. Even now, he can erase the shame he has brought upon himself, remove the dishonor he has caused his ancestors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)

99 A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP

One for the old-timers! It's just great to hear that an interview like that is even out there.
Posted by: t-bird
---
Was on a call with a bunch of developers today and the vendor told us the new field we needed would be sent as a PIC X(9)v99.

I had to draw it out for them. Babies.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (tr2D7)

100 Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

I'm confused.......
(Nothing new)

Care to explain

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:22 PM (3/sUh)

101 yay ibguy.

Joyce's hubby I presume?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

102 On the subject of James Woods, a while back the horde was discussing movies that were funny. I can't remember if this one was brought up, but "The Hard Way" with James Woods and Michael J. Fox was hilarious.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

103 So, a square root symbol gets you a visit by police.
Complete bs.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (0tfLf)

104 77 its fucking tragic what happened to Brendan Fraser. He was obviously blacklisted. Then the family courts would not reduce his alimony and child support payments which were set at a level like he was pulling in 10-20milliona year. He could not get any work.

I'm surprised he did not try suicude, tbh.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (g4lFK)

Sounds like Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall/Newsradio. Also Canadian. He is one bitter dude, understandably so.

Posted by: Gem at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (XoAz8)

105 The cow is not yet lost!

Posted by: Josef Wibicki at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (2K6fY)

106 43 Laura Ingrahm just used my favorite phrase for our commie government.... The Administrative State.

If she works in Ripping Richard in the near future we will have a confirmation.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:10 PM (g4lFK)

===

Cit. The Administrative State, Prof. Dwight Waldo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (EZebt)

107 He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (TadoT)

I think the guilt is going to destroy him from the inside.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

This is kind of a CPL Upham thing. Having never seen combat I can only pray that I would have cinched up my belt and run into the fray. But I don't know. I've seldom faced anything like that.

As a kid I found myself in a few fistfights, and I think there is the same kind of fight or flight thing. There is a real moment where you become paralyzed as your brain processes events unfolding in slow motion. A few times I ran away. The other times I got fucking angry and began throwing haymakers.

But, if I were to find myself in his shoes, I would think of the kids, and hopefully mutter "fuck it" and go in to end it quickly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 22, 2018 10:24 PM (IMacf)

108 I think the guilt is going to destroy him from the inside.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)


Well, at least he got home safe last night!

/s

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

109 I think the guilt is going to destroy him from the inside.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)
******************

If a parent doesn't get him first.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 10:24 PM (y1gYQ)

110 4-8" tonight

6-10" Saturday night



Why it waits until the end of winter I don't know

AZ? Not soon enough


Did you guys have a bad winter so far? We broke records here but it really wasn't that bad. It was cold, so the snow was light to shovel. Hell, it rained and flooded everything 2 days ago. Wouldn't mind Arizona myself.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:25 PM (nisXv)

111 Hey homos.


Is that Spanish ?

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2018 10:25 PM (ukdVw)

112 Evening Horde. Another long week limping to a close. Can't wait for winter to be over.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 22, 2018 10:25 PM (1FhAQ)

113 He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.



Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM


Oh that makes me more ill than anything else in this whole sad story.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:25 PM (RfzVr)

114 Cow update...bcz I know you all are dying to know.

She was adopted into a herd of Bison, which experts say is highly unusual. There are pics on line and the cow is so small in comparison.

But there are possible dangers, so they say it is best she is separated from the herd in the Spring.

This is one amazing cow, imo. Hope she does get rescued. She's earned her freedom.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (YOIA1)

115 So, a square root symbol gets you a visit by police.
Complete bs.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (0tfLf)


If only that bastard Cruz had drawn a square root symbol!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (gwPgz)

116 "Armed police are guarding the home of the deputy who resigned over his lack of action in the Parkland school shooting."

He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.
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Compare to the two Capitol policemen who did their job at when the GOP softball practice got shot up. God bless them.

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (/DvFd)

117 Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:25 PM (nisXv)

Not much snow this winter. Lot of cold.

Last fucking weekend of February and we are going to get more than we have at any other time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (3/sUh)

118 Wouldn't mind Arizona myself.

Sorry, we're full. Gila monster out front should have told you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (IcT7t)

119 Was on a call with a bunch of developers today and the vendor told us the new field we needed would be sent as a PIC X(9)v99.

I had to draw it out for them. Babies.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (tr2D7)


I have no idea what that is, but I'm a 14-years- retired network infrastructure guy, so I'm perfectly okay with being clueless about it.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:27 PM (953wK)

120 4-8" tonight

6-10" Saturday night


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Call me!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 22, 2018 10:27 PM (ANIFC)

121 >>>Wine destroys bacteria that causes cavities and gum disease

Not in my experience.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

Maybe you didn't try enough?

Posted by: MarkY at February 22, 2018 10:27 PM (NDlpU)

122 104 77 its fucking tragic what happened to Brendan Fraser. He was obviously blacklisted. Then the family courts would not reduce his alimony and child support payments which were set at a level like he was pulling in 10-20milliona year. He could not get any work.

I'm surprised he did not try suicude, tbh.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (g4lFK)

Sounds like Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall/Newsradio. Also Canadian. He is one bitter dude, understandably so.
Posted by: Gem at February 22, 2018 10:23 PM (XoAz

Brendan Fraser became a meme. He did not look healthy for many years. It was sad. There is zero excuse for the courts to not reduce alimony and child support payments if you fall on hard times.

Its a war crime as far as I'm concerned when using the state and your kids to destroy your life.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:27 PM (g4lFK)

123 Evening Horde. Another long week limping to a close. Can't wait for winter to be over.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy


The possums feel the same way.

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2018 10:27 PM (ukdVw)

124 Todd Beamer, unarmed civilian - lets roll
Scott Peterson, armed LEO - yea...thats a sweet pension. Im gonna need a coupla minutes

Posted by: BluesFish at February 22, 2018 10:28 PM (3g9Il)

125 54 Just for the record, there is no 'President's Day'



And, today is the anniversary of Geo. Washington's birthday. The
right man, at the right time. It's difficult to fully grasp how indebted
to him we are.

Don't even get me started on that , I got over it for another year. https://www.opm.gov/policy-data-oversight/snow-dismissal-procedures/federal-holidays/#url=2018

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 10:28 PM (n13/j)

126 Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?

Whoa, whoa, whoa...what are you looking at me for?

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at February 22, 2018 10:28 PM (O5Q3r)

127 Why bother with Standard time? Seems to me Daylight is the new Standard.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:21 PM (RfzVr)


Behold the power of the Administrative State, they have the power to alter time!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

128 101 bth

Yes. I chose early on to identify only Joyce by name.

Aetius and Lin-duh: Thank You!!!

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

129
>>>4-8" tonight



6-10" Saturday night



Paolo is penciled in for Saturday?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:29 PM (RfzVr)

130 73 Headline over at Instapundit -

"Armed police are guarding the home of the deputy who resigned over his lack of action in the Parkland school shooting."

He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:15 PM (TadoT)

He lived rent free on School property

He didn't resign the fucker retired with his full pension.

The Sheriff knew all this and went after the NRA, more shit is coming out, like the shooter pointed a gun at someone's head.

The sheriff needs to resign now

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2018 10:30 PM (dKiJG)

131 Sorry, we're full. Gila monster out front should have told you.


Yeah, the moose doesn't like to talk with his mouth full.

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2018 10:30 PM (ukdVw)

132 >>>Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class


The threat was imaginary.

Posted by: -1 at February 22, 2018 10:30 PM (/qEW2)

133 48 40 I worked for a time in a slaughterhouse. The steers looked at you before you stunned them.

They knew.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

They can smell the death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


When I was younger a vet came out to our horse barn. The horses became a bit agitated. He said that it was the smell he brought.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

134 Until today I had no idea what happened to Brendan Fraser. I simply thought he had retired like other actors have now and then. I always liked him, one of my favorites. Hearing all of this pisses me off.

He always struck me as one of the good guys in a business filled with shit-heads. I hope things turn around for him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (IMacf)

135 Sorry, we're full. Gila monster out front should have told you.

Sorry, too late. Favorite camp ground by McDowell mountain, run by a guy with a Harley.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (nisXv)

136 130. The sheriff, too, has the opportunity to redeem his honor and remove shame from the name of his family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)

137 Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class

The threat was imaginary.
Posted by: -1
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Oh, nicely done!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (tr2D7)

138 Todd Beamer, unarmed civilian - lets roll
Scott Peterson, armed LEO - yea...thats a sweet pension. Im gonna need a coupla minutes

Posted by: BluesFish at February 22, 2018 10:28 PM (3g9Il)


That really needs to be on Twitter!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:31 PM (gwPgz)

139 The Parkland SRO was the wrong person for that job.

Now, I certainly disapprove of his choices, but he probably doesn't deserve *quite* as much hate as he's getting.

He would have been fine working at a restaurant or a department store.

The system in place to choose him was also at fault.

We really don't have seriously thought-out methods for choosing a person like that, or for training people to ensure they will do what they need.

The military kind of does, but that's not directly applicable to the rest of the world, and it's not always right either.

Just like *everyone* needs a little help to be more resilient in life, people like this SRO needed a lot more help, and didn't get it.

Also personally chose to check out instead of stopping mass-murder, so, you know, also not saying he doesn't deserve blame, he does.

But that won't solve the problem (and neither will bills to punish your political enemies).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (wB8Tg)

140 I had a weird dream this morning.

There was some sort of party in my house's basement and we were all watching a baseball game while talking and the like. But one team was wearing light blue Napoleonic French hussar uniforms with their pelisse jackets draped over the shoulders, as was the summer style, playing against a team of green-jacketed light cavalry chasseurs a cheval. Coaching staff or umpiring staff were dressed in French Marshals' uniforms; there were others in the dugouts dressed in noncombatants' plain uniforms like medical staff. "We" weren't really watching the game but party talking instead but the light-blue hussars were fielding. Then I woke up.

Maybe they were the Blue Jays and I was thinking about Napoleonic uniforms because I had watched a documentary on the Romanovs featuring Alexander I fighting Napoleon that had shown Russian reenactors drilling.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (ewxPW)

141 Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

I'm confused.......
(Nothing new)

Care to explain

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:22 PM (3/sUh)




Oregon Muse does the Gorillasplainin'. I believe it's you who does the Plentifully Pincushioned Punk Chimp? (Mid-Morning Threads)

And I was complimenting the ONT Survivor Cow, for having more on the ball, than all of those Mid Morning Thread Audition Failures, as found on the Evergreen campus. (post previous to this ONT).

Anyway, hope I've un-confuzzled you only a bit less than my usual?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

142 I live Brendan Frazier in the first Mummy movie. He was at the peak of his looks and the movie is so much fun.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (2ZUTy)

143 @107 As a kid I found myself in a few fistfights, and I think there is the same kind of fight or flight thing. There is a real moment where you become paralyzed as your brain processes events unfolding in slow motion. A few times I ran away. The other times I got fucking angry and began throwing haymakers.
-----------------------

You see this in online games that have PvP (Player vs Player) combat. A player is used to dealing with computer-controlled opponents, and then is suddenly confronted with an opponent that's controlled by another player. There's a tendency to freeze up and then panic. Been there, done that (at least in on-line games; never in real life).

But it's the shock of the whole thing that causes that "freeze and panic" moment. The deputy's situation appears to have been different. He was outside the building. He had a chance to get himself in the proper frame of mind before going and looking for Cruz.

He didn't.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (TadoT)

144 so a cow escapes in Poland and a government representative goes out with a megaphone:

Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,

Kiedy my zyjemy.

Co nam obca przemoc wziela,

Szabla odbierzemy.

and the cow says Moo and runs away. This is almost a scene from South Park

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 10:33 PM (ILitO)

145 This is one amazing cow, imo. Hope she does get rescued. She's earned her freedom.



Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel


She's welcome here anytime

Posted by: Outback at February 22, 2018 10:33 PM (ukdVw)

146 Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class


Obviously, a right wing white nationalist.
When will we have common sense square root control!



Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 10:33 PM (O5Q3r)

147 If the SRO was as incapacitated as a fighting unit as suggested, any response by him could actually have been worse than doing nothing. What if he fired back? You could have friendly fire casualties, too.

There's just so much that went wrong that to not audit the entire security apparatus - top to bottom - would be derelict. It was a house of cards, an illusion of security. And it's starting to trend to a norm rather than an exception.

And somehow the answer is to encroach on the 2nd Amendment? Yeah, we're still not at Peak Stupid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 10:34 PM (H8S+R)

148 I wonder if this Scot P. has kids or a wife. Not that I think it is good if that gets out. But good they have protection. He needs to move outta state. He will always be a target. Can't imagine how all those who lost people must feel...but probably rage.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:34 PM (YOIA1)

149 I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)

150 "What Conservatives Get Right About Guns"

Note that there are no articles

"What Liberals Get Right About Guns"




Unless the liberals were honest and wrote articles about how they can drop the mask and further the end goal of a totalitarian state with them on top.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Eu5eZ)

151 andycanuck, I would like some of what you were drinking. Sounds like more fun than most of my dreams.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

152 No one wants to eat that Polish cow... Well, I would!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōu at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)

153 "Did you ever wonder what ever happened to Brendan Fraser?

Ummmmmmmmmm...nope."

LOL! I tried to read the article, and after a couple of pages decided that this is going nowhere. Typical long-winded GQ.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (6RZos)

154 re 143: when I was a kid I used to sometimes panic at Tasty Freeze.


ok, come on, I'm trying here. I can't always make a dick joke

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (ILitO)

155 Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class

The level of threat is inversely proportional to the mass of stupidity.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 10:36 PM (0tfLf)

156 140. Absinthe is a hell of a nightcap.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

157 Was it a Jerzey cow?

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 10:36 PM (ANIFC)

158 140: you have to lay off the magic mushrooms before you go to bed. damn! or, quit eating burritos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

159
Peterson took an oath--similar to the one so many of us took. That oath posits fulfillment to the best of one's ability.

No ambiguity there.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:37 PM (S/hVx)

160 just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)


In many ways this is the story of Obama

and Trayvon Martin

and the persecution of the creepy ass cracker he tried to kill.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 10:37 PM (Eu5eZ)

161 Maybe they were worried that he'd root minus-one and break open a portal to Yog-Sothoth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

162 Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class

The level of threat is inversely proportional to the mass of stupidity.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 10:36 PM (0tfLf)


Just wild-ass guessing here, but I'm betting that student was not, and now never will be, an SJW!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (gwPgz)

163 142 I live Brendan Frazier in the first Mummy movie. He was at the peak of his looks and the movie is so much fun.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (2ZUTy)


Yeah...it was a fun movie. Rachel Weisz is fun to look at too.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (+lOpA)

164 just gargled with some red wine for oral hygiene, accidentally swallowed it.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (n13/j)

165 OK this is weird. Nairobi is donning an Air BB & B.

My neighhoror wants us to watch for people coming in an out.

Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (yJ1e6)

166 He had a chance to get himself in the proper frame of mind before going and looking for Cruz.

He didn't.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:32 PM (TadoT)

Yup. Good point. Being the one defending the kids, I think I could find the berserker that lies within all men. Being armed adds a metric shit-ton of confidence all by itself. So, yeah, I am seeing how this tool shat himself and withered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (IMacf)

167
Chibi Warren Harding should remind us that he was a much better and more successful president than the "experts" of today give him credit for. He ended the postwar depression quickly with orthodox economics. He stopped the Wilsonian witch hunts and freed those imprisoned by his predecessor. He backed the Dyer anti-lynching bill, filibustered by the Democrats. The scandals of his administration were no worse than those of the Truman years.

Not the smartest guy but one the with good sense to keep government out of America's way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (DPcwH)

168 Seems to me Daylight is the new Standard.

I wish it were. Jet lag twice a year.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (dzxr0)

169 162; like the kid who drew the pinochet chopper?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

170 73 Headline over at Instapundit -

"Armed police are guarding the home of the deputy who resigned over his lack of action in the Parkland school shooting."

He apparently gets the protection that he refused to give to those who needed it.
Posted by: junior


I just find that whole mess down there so depressing. After Sandyhook I stopped looking at news sites for awhile.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

171 If the SRO was as incapacitated as a fighting unit as suggested, any response by him could actually have been worse than doing nothing. What if he fired back? You could have friendly fire casualties, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 10:34 PM (H8S+R) fnord (H8S+R)


Nope, experience indicates the correct response is maximum aggression toward the shooter as soon as possible. Obviously that doesn't mean shooting into a crowd wildly, but while these are statistical outliers the vast majority of them won't keep fighting in the face of opposition.

Hell, the Klackamas Mall shooter backed into cover and shot himself at the *sight* of armed opposition, no one even got a shot off at him.

It's an unbelievably *scary* situation, but it's not as unpredictable as it seems.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:39 PM (wB8Tg)

172 What is that flapper in pink doing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)

173 164 just gargled with some red wine for oral hygiene, accidentally swallowed it.
Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (n13/j)


Try again. Gotta get it right.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (+lOpA)

174 149 I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)

The Conservative Treehouse did the research on that in 2014 I believe. It was just before Trump primaries.

Yeah, it's really bad. I'm sure that commie county isn't the only one doing it either.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (g4lFK)

175 Tariffs are an easy political sell to people thinking provincially, but they are generally pretty bad for the country as a whole, and Trump seems to like tariffs.

Tariffs are legitimate tools of state. They are one of the actual ways that the federal government used to be funded - though now that the federal government can take whatever it wants from the citizenry it can let foreign companies slide on tariffs ... the People are picking up the tab. And tariffs are important strategic tools. I don't where this idea that tariffs are nothing but pure evil came from.

Call me "provincial".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)

176 absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

ok, old joke

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (ILitO)

177 Police Investigated a HS Student Who Drew a Square Root Symbol in Math Class

He's a witch!

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (ir1+X)

178 I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)


Soooo...the Obama school of Management. B/c that's what Obama's imperial court did on a number of fronts. Changed the definition or the way things were counted. Kinda like changing definitions of words.

Damn the whole fvckin' SJW movement. And damn you media for your wholesale participation and promotion of such a remedial way of thought. As always, nice job in taking our country back to the stone age. Hope the blood on your hands is worth the ego strokes you give each other.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (YOIA1)

179 Last fucking weekend of February and we are going to get more than we have at any other time

Yeah, I hear ya. The ones we get are wet which makes it even nicer. This sounds like a Dear Penthouse, doesn't it.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (nisXv)

180 238 Brave Sir Deputy Ran Away
(No!)
Bravely Ran Away, Away,
(I Didn't!)
When Danger reared its Ugly Head,
He Bravely Turned his Tail and Fled
Yes Brave Sir Deputy turned about,
and gallantly he chickened out
Swiftly taking to his feet,
he beat a very Brave retreat,
Bravest of the Brave, Sir Deputy!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (V2Yro)

181 Goodness, I had forgotten all about Brendan Fraser. I remember taking my then small nephews and niece to see "George of the Jungle." They liked the story. I really, really liked watched Fraser running around in a loincloth

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (P8951)

182 The CNN crowd last night showed their hate for the NRA
Yet there was no hatred towards the shooter or the damn government who did squat to prevent this school shooting
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


It's all about pushing a liberal agenda. I'm done with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

183 @171 Hell, the Klackamas Mall shooter backed into cover and shot himself at the *sight* of armed opposition, no one even got a shot off at him.
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What I've read in the past suggests that this is the usual reaction. The moment that the shooter realizes that there is actual armed opposition on site and possibly confronting him (as opposed to just hanging out around the perimeter), the usual shooter's reaction is to shoot himself. Not all of them do that. But the majority of them do.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:42 PM (TadoT)

184 Wouldn't want to intervene during a massacre. Someone might get hurt.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 10:42 PM (SkuXa)

185 Laura just leaked on accident on what to look for with school shootings. You can't release the shooters name until he is actually booked and you can't if they are minors. She had no clue about this law and complained.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (g4lFK)

186 Peterson took an oath--similar to the one so many of us took. That oath posits fulfillment to the best of one's ability.

No ambiguity there.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:37 PM (S/hVx)


One of the many problems we have these days is that an oath, any oath, is meaningless and non-binding to far too many in positions of power.

See Obama, Kerry, Comey, Brennan, the entire Clinton Family, Hastert, Holder, Lynch, ...

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (gwPgz)

187 169. Heh. My kids make me proud - #1 daughter observes that commies voluntarily relinquish their humanity, and with it the normal protection we afford human beings. #2 daughter appreciates the complexity of Franco's Spain and admires Pinochet for his many virtues. #1 Son thinks it's funny to shitpost pix of the Orlik on Thomas the Tank Engine fan forums.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)

188 Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (g4lFK)

Thank the JEF and his ass rimmers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (3/sUh)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tor&#ru at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (e9G8E)

190 51 Hi dogshow!

I had a phone interview today. The recruiter submitted me to a position I had no qualifications in. A lot of questions about transport / transmissions protocols like UDP where my experience is in web development.

So, today blew.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

Sorry BTH. I don't know how some of these recruiters stay in business when they're as useless as they are.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

191 There is a bad choice: everybody continues setting the clocks back and forth twice a year for Daylight Saving mania.

There is the right choice: stop playing with the clocks.

Then there is the worst choice, currently proposed in the Oklahoma legislature: put Oklahoma permanently on DST a/k/a Mountain Standard Time. HEeelllp!

Noon. Sun overhead. Not that hard, people.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey Hey Hee Hee We don't want no DST at February 22, 2018 10:44 PM (3tLP6)

192 178
I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that
alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now.
Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so
that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This
"improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding.
I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)

That's huge.

Those people screaming at Dana Loesch last night should have been screaming at the sheriff and the FBI. I can't believe how their incompetence is just being brushed aside so we can focus on Big Bad Guns.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (P8951)

193 well, I'm skunked. Buenos Noches, landsmen mio

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (ILitO)

194 176. I'd heard it as 'absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

195 63 >>>Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?


Young people are being taught by marxists and you can't have marxism without narcissism.

I also think that shame and honest introspection are probably partly genetic. Maybe one day we'll be able to give people without those genes (ie. liberals) some sort of drug to make up for it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

Combined with Social Media.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (g4lFK)

196 @187 #2 daughter appreciates the complexity of Franco's Spain
-----------------------

Not all that long ago, I was on a forum where people were discussing the "Republicans" in the Spanish Civil War. At one point, the topic turned to what might have happened if Franco had lost. The observation was made - and most agreed on reflection - that if Franco had lost, the Civil War would not have stopped.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (TadoT)

197 What I've read in the past suggests that this is the usual reaction. The moment that the shooter realizes that there is actual armed opposition on site and possibly confronting him (as opposed to just hanging out around the perimeter), the usual shooter's reaction is to shoot himself. Not all of them do that. But the majority of them do.
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:42 PM (TadoT)

Which is kind of interesting, isn't it? If this is about just lashing out or being crazy, then why do this? It adds in a bully factor to this. They want to be in control and hence want their end to be in their own control. They want to be in complete control over someone else's life, but not allow someone else to take theirs.

Reminds you of the serial killer thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (cfHE9)

198 Noon. Sun overhead. Not that hard, people.


Right?

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (+lOpA)

199 Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 10:41 PM (nisXv)

Dear Global Warming Fuckers

It ain't
Sincerely
Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (3/sUh)

200 If the SRO was as incapacitated as a fighting unit...




What did I miss? How was he incapacitated?

He wasn't frozen...he ran out of the school. So his legs were working. No matter how I slice it, we are looking at cowardice or depraved indifference. Or dereliction of duty. I don't know. But he should lose his pension if all we are learning is true.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (YOIA1)

201 I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.

I just flew in from Insty's place and boy are my arms tired. Anyway, he's all over this so here's the latest.

The Coward of Broward County who refused to enter the building to confront the shooter after he heard shots fired now has police protecting his home. Funny how they'll protect their own and leave defenseless kids to die.

Jake Tapper very conveniently didn't tell anybody about this at his pathetic little bashfest last nite when the idiot Coward County Sheriff was playing CYA by blaming the NRA and Dana Loesh for the deaths his pathetic excuse for a deputy could've stopped.

And last but certainly not least, there's the damage done to the Progressive Marxist narrative that we're all just supposed to give up our guns, our Constitutional rights and our common sense to people like the Coward County Sheriff and people he hires. You'll never hear about that on the Communist News Network, but they just got hoisted on their own petard in a spectacular fashion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (tRaq7)

202 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966750812243406850

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966750913095438336

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751015092523009

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751119945949184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751221603323904

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (eh0Va)

203 Peterson took an oath--similar to the one so many of us took. That oath posits fulfillment to the best of one's ability.

No ambiguity there.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:37 PM (S/hVx)

One of the many problems we have these days is that an oath, any oath, is meaningless and non-binding to far too many in positions of power.

See Obama, Kerry, Comey, Brennan, the entire Clinton Family, Hastert, Holder, Lynch, ...
Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:43 PM (gwPgz)


An oath, to be meaningful, presumes that the oath-taker recognizes a power in the universe greater than him/herself.

Otherwise it's just another promise, empty of any real force or meaning. An "affirmation." *spit*

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (953wK)

204 Scott Peterson, armed LEO - yea...thats a sweet pension. Im gonna need a coupla minutes



Posted by: BluesFish at February 22, 2018 10:28 PM (3g9Il)





This is probably what he was thinking:

https://youtu.be/_dsmLlzf19Q


Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (yzxic)

205 149 I just saw a thread on the Broward County sheriffs department that alleges huge corruption that they are afraid will come out now. Basically they stopped investigating and prosecuting student crime so that they could show that student crime was "dropping". This "improvement" qualified them for additional state and federal funding. I'll put it in tomorrow night's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 10:35 PM (Nyyc4)

I read that too, it's why Trayvon Martin wasn't arrested for stealing at school.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (dKiJG)

206 The damn cow was braver than this SRO.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (YOIA1)

207 There is a bad choice: everybody continues setting the clocks back and forth twice a year for Daylight Saving mania.

There is the right choice: stop playing with the clocks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey Hey Hee Hee We don't want no DST at February 22, 2018 10:44 PM (3tLP6) fnord (3tLP6)


Most people get distracted by the "which do you prefer" game - I prefer you motherkickers get your fat grubbies off mah damn clocks.

If you want to change your schedule seasonally that's your own business, a lot of stores do that. Don't have official standards that are variable.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (wB8Tg)

208 And tariffs are important strategic tools. I don't where this idea that tariffs are nothing but pure evil came from.

Call me "provincial".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)

++++

The demonizing of tariffs is rhetoric from the globalists and their fellow travelers. That's what is meant by calling us "provincial". We are not on board with the new world order.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (pvjTE)

209 201 & 203.
You know the score, pal! If you're not cop, you're little people.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (fA1SL)

210 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751366348705794

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751459181293568

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751559785811973

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751662735052807

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751800710836226

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)

211 I've come to a new and I think better understanding of the purpose of tarrifs after pondering Brexit. I have always been strongly in favor of the free market, no tarrif position throughout my life, but I understand now that your position depends on your standing in society.

The professional and wealthy classes do not depend on money from the sale of goods they make; they earn their living from high value services. For them, it is most profitable to support no tarrifs and free trade - their income will not be affected, and their living costs will go down.

The lower middle class to poorer classes has a much different calculation - yes, their costs will follow, but since they earn their living from work with sales and manufacture of the goods in question, their incomes will collapse much more dramatically when the value of their labor is undercut by forcing them to directly compete with cheap 3rd world labor.

So low tarrifs support the Professional Class and the Wealthy - Tarrifs support the working poor and the lower middle classes.

Which part of society do you want to support? That's what the fight is about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (V2Yro)

212 I'd heard it as 'absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

*******

I'd read that Dita von Teese used absinthe to seduce Marilyn Manson... I don't recall, nor can I imagine why she chose that minger!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Tor&#ru at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (e9G8E)

213 @205 I read that too, it's why Trayvon Martin wasn't arrested for stealing at school.
--------------------

This is connected to *that* mess?

Wonder how many other counties there are out there just like Broward.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (TadoT)

214 My favorite Silent Cal story. Some socialite attempted to engage him at some damn party at the WH or something, saying "Mr. President, I made a bet with my friends I could get you to say more than two words, tee hee."

Cal's reply, "You lose."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

215 The damn cow was braver than this SRO.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (YOIA1)


Threadwinner candidate at #206.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (953wK)

216 He wasn't frozen...he ran out of the school. So his
legs were working. No matter how I slice it, we are looking at
cowardice or depraved indifference. Or dereliction of duty. I don't
know. But he should lose his pension if all we are learning is true.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (YOIA1)

I wonder if FTD does bouquets of white feathers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (Dbv1R)

217 216. Tanto, white cotton robe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (fA1SL)

218 Scott Peterson, armed LEO - yea...thats a sweet pension. Im gonna need a coupla minutes

He made $75K last year.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

219 Irongrampa always brings the truth and the honor.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (YOIA1)

220 So a gay hollywierdo sexual assaulted Brendan Fraser who rejected him.

By current Hollywood standards that means Fraser is the oppressor right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (Z8FFX)

221 He wasn't frozen...he ran out of the school. So his
legs were working. No matter how I slice it, we are looking at
cowardice or depraved indifference. Or dereliction of duty. I don't
know. But he should lose his pension if all we are learning is true.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (YOIA1)

I would be interested in hearing his communication during this period. What was he told, and what did he say?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (cfHE9)

222 Loving the consideration that goes into the keeping-the-site-fresh thing.
The sub-headings do very well to formalise the feel of link dumps.
I would just suggest it is a good development for the morning news, less so for the anarchic ONT.

Posted by: Nato at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (DS0JH)

223 Jake Tapper very conveniently didn't tell anybody about this at his pathetic little bashfest last nite when the idiot Coward County Sheriff was playing CYA by blaming the NRA and Dana Loesh for the deaths his pathetic excuse for a deputy could've stopped.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (tRaq7) fnord (tRaq7)


If we had a functioning Press Corps, that would be big news.

But we don't.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (wB8Tg)

224 @ 186

Hrothgar, seems I kinda suffer from being born in a generation where taking an oath bound you to a behavior.

Plus having a role model who believed in that philosophy without exception.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (S/hVx)

225 >>>Wonder how many other counties there are out there just like Broward.

Over the years Powerline has had numerous stories about this

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (3/sUh)

226 by the way, Canada's Boy Trudeau apparently had a major cultural F up in India, as per what I just saw on Ingraham/Fox.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (ILitO)

227
Noon. Sun overhead. Not that hard, people.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey Hey Hee Hee We don't want no DST


You want to recalibrate the clock every day at noon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)

228 214 My favorite Silent Cal story. Some socialite attempted to engage him at some damn party at the WH or something, saying "Mr. President, I made a bet with my friends I could get you to say more than two words, tee hee."

Cal's reply, "You lose."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

++++

The socialite was Dorothy Parker, iirc.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (pvjTE)

229 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith: "Nope, experience indicates the correct response is maximum aggression toward the shooter as soon as possible..."

From someone who has maintained his wits, yes. But that's the point. This SRO may have lost them. Add a psychotic that likely won't run away. Some might, some will fire back with a YOLO reaction. And a response-challenged person with a gun firing back wildly because nerves are firing wildly could make things worse. And in this case we have an entire portfolio of bad outcomes for countless reasons.

You can gameplan to a statistical likelihood, and then an aberration comes in to change the calculus. Well, an aberration just appeared and exposed a terribly executed response plan. But I digress.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (H8S+R)

230 Whoa!! Levin just said the FBI had been informed about the Florida shooter and that a social worker said he wasn't a threat.

This is on top of 29 cop calls to the home and the neighbor saying he was nuts.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (y1gYQ)

231 That is one smart cow. I'll bet she's fucking delicious!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2018 10:52 PM (gC2IV)

232 Whoa!! Levin just said the FBI had been informed about the Florida shooter and that a social worker said he wasn't a threat.

This is on top of 29 cop calls to the home and the neighbor saying he was nuts.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (y1gYQ)


The magic words: Social Worker.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:52 PM (953wK)

233 "blind pigs"

I assume you're referring to "Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while."

This is preposterous. Pigs have a near-epic sense of smell. In Europe, they're used as truffle hounds. Unless the acorn is still on the oak or shoved down into the mud of a sty, a pig would have ZERO problem finding it.

--pointless pedantry R us

Posted by: Captain Comic at February 22, 2018 10:52 PM (c+hiY)

234 @ Uncle Palp.

I've rejoined the Nikon Club, with the purchase a couple days back, of a very-near-mint Nikkormat FTn, with 50mm f/1.4 Nikkor, leather ready-case, with all of the original paperwork.

Drop me a note...e mail in nic. I have some film and other related questions for you, sir.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (QzJWU)

235 In theory a tariff is bad if you are the first to put one up. But if other countries subsidize their exports (which they often do) in order to destroy your nation's industries, what else can you do but protect them?

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (n13/j)

236 An oath, to be meaningful, presumes that the oath-taker recognizes a power in the universe greater than him/herself.

Otherwise it's just another promise, empty of any real force or meaning. An "affirmation." *spit*

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:46 PM (953wK)


Isn't it nice that since all cultures are equal we have now devolved to the lowest common denominator?

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (gwPgz)

237 About these Serial Killers whose "one-time" rampage seeks to make News...

Yeah. They have to stop promoting them and placing their faces on the News.

I'll admit to wanting to see the Son-of-a-Bitch as much as the next guy, but their prominence only allows for the next Evil Bastard to find himself in the spotlight.

Greg Gutfeld went over this years ago and I tend to agree with him.

-Stop giving Evil the spotlight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)

238 From someone who has maintained his wits, yes. But that's the point. This SRO may have lost them. Add a psychotic that likely won't run away. Some might, some will fire back with a YOLO reaction. And a response-challenged person with a gun firing back wildly because nerves are firing wildly could make things worse. And in this case we have an entire portfolio of bad outcomes for countless reasons.

This SRO was an armed and trained Coward County Sheriff, not a mall cop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (tRaq7)

239 But he should lose his pension if all we are learning is true.

These days you need the jaws of life to pry a pension away from a public sector employee. Especially if they're unionized. No matter what they did.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (O5Q3r)

240 So low tarrifs support the Professional Class and the Wealthy - Tarrifs support the working poor and the lower middle classes.

Which part of society do you want to support? That's what the fight is about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2018 10:48 PM (V2Yro)



And upper middle class go for open borders because it makes them think they are wealthy if they can pay an illegal alien to mow their grass instead of the local kid.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (Eu5eZ)

241 208 And tariffs are important strategic tools. I don't where this idea that tariffs are nothing but pure evil came from.

Call me "provincial".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)

++++

The demonizing of tariffs is rhetoric from the globalists and their fellow travelers. That's what is meant by calling us "provincial". We are not on board with the new world order.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (pvjTE)


I take a dim view of tariffs generally, but view them as a potentially necessary tool in dealing with truculent nations, with violence being the extreme example.

Not every dispute is ripe for settlement in the court of reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (YqDXo)

242 237: Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

243 >> The socialite was Dorothy Parker, iirc.
Could be, now that you mention it, I might have heard it was her, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

244 Dear God, KBdaBear, dear God....

wow, thank you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (xJa6I)

245 Don't know if it got mentioned here earlier (it probably did, but I just missed it), but...

Apparently five counties in California decided to go ahead and authorize teachers to conceal carry while at school.

Fortunately *cough*, the California legislative bodies and Governor Brown immediately sprang into action. California state law had allowed school superintendents to decide whether it was legal to carry a weapon while in a "school zone". This was how the five counties were able to justify concealed carry on their schools. But on Friday, the law was modified to disallow that.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (TadoT)

246 Folks: this defies belief. There was a deputy at the Florida school shooting.

Armed.

And he apparently remained in a position of cover, while the kids were being killed.

Fox news site and NY times site have the story

Posted by: 11B-Mailclerk at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (5uF3p)

247 If anyone wants to know just how much tax money is wasted on public programs, there is a 60 Minutes interview of Judge Judy from back when she was a family court judge in NYC.
At about 5:13 a discussion starts, partly her, partly a public sector employee, about the layers of supervisors involved in a child welfare case.
It's incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEJEGFIV3cc

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

248 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (Ckg4U)

249 Travon. The gift that keeps on giving.

Why do the rest of the 95% of the counties have to suffer because of the fucked up 5% of the commie counties?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (g4lFK)

250 Yeah. They have to stop promoting them and placing their faces on the News.

I'll admit to wanting to see the Son-of-a-Bitch as much as the next guy, but their prominence only allows for the next Evil Bastard to find himself in the spotlight.

Greg Gutfeld went over this years ago and I tend to agree with him.

-Stop giving Evil the spotlight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)


Consider how the MSM buried photos of victims jumping from the WTC so as not to inflame anti-Muslim sentiment.

That is the model.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (YqDXo)

251 This is on top of 29 cop calls to the home and the neighbor saying he was nuts.

Make that 39 calls.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (tRaq7)

252 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (ayUOl)

253 The socialite was Dorothy Parker, iirc.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (pvjTE)
I don't think she ever met him. She did say, when he died, "Who could tell?"
I believe it was Alice Roosevelt (a catty bitch) who said Coolidge looked like he had been weaned on a pickle.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (P8951)

254 248: Thought you went Buzzion on us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

255 Hrothgar, seems I kinda suffer from being born in a generation where taking an oath bound you to a behavior.

Plus having a role model who believed in that philosophy without exception.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (S/hVx)


Same here including the role model.

"What once was common, is now rare!"

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (gwPgz)

256 If you want to change your schedule seasonally
that's your own business, a lot of stores do that. Don't have official
standards that are variable.


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM


This. Many businesses have winter/summer hours. They can all do as they please. Leave me alone. It saves nothing when I need to use more lights in the morning.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

257
Isn't it nice that since all cultures are equal we have now devolved to the lowest common denominator?
Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM


As Shep would say: a race to the bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

258 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/966751800710836226





Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)


That one on the right is a dead ringer for a girl I once dated.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (yzxic)

259 The cowardly deputy of Broward county was surely assigned to school duty because the sheriff knew he was cowardly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (Eu5eZ)

260 238 From someone who has maintained his wits, yes. But that's the point. This SRO may have lost them. Add a psychotic that likely won't run away. Some might, some will fire back with a YOLO reaction. And a response-challenged person with a gun firing back wildly because nerves are firing wildly could make things worse. And in this case we have an entire portfolio of bad outcomes for countless reasons.

This SRO was an armed and trained Coward County Sheriff, not a mall cop.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (tRaq7)

One fucking job to do.
He wasn't Paul fucking Blart Mall Cop

Does FL have a 72 hr hold for people judged to be hurtful to themselves or others?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (3/sUh)

261 "Consider how the MSM buried photos of victims jumping from the WTC so as not to inflame anti-Muslim sentiment.

That is the model.
"
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (YqDXo)

No shit, Amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (Ckg4U)

262 Why do the rest of the 95% of the counties have to suffer because of the fucked up 5% of the commie counties?
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:55 PM (g4lFK)


More generally, why do 80% of the people have to suffer from the predations of the bottom 20% in cognitive skills?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 10:57 PM (YqDXo)

263 @230 Levin just said the FBI had been informed about the Florida shooter
------------------

The FBI were contacted about him *twice*.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:57 PM (TadoT)

264 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 10:57 PM (VDb57)

265 Thanks for the ONT. WeirdDave.

Chibi-presidents are fucking killing me. Completely agree about Chibi-Coolidge. My lawd, it just captures the man so perfectly.

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 10:57 PM (ayUOl)

266 "Thought you went Buzzion on us."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

I'm not that big of a Ghost Dick.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

267 Eat moar chiken.

Posted by: Polish Cow at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (0tfLf)

268 218 Scott Peterson, armed LEO - yea...thats a sweet pension. Im gonna need a coupla minutes

He made $75K last year.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

I can run away like a chickenshit for 75k a year.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

269 Brendan Fraser became a meme. He did not look healthy for many years. It was sad. There is zero excuse for the courts to not reduce alimony and child support payments if you fall on hard times.

Its a war crime as far as I'm concerned when using the state and your kids to destroy your life.
Posted by: Monk


And anyone with half a brin in their head knows that income for actors can be a roller coaster ride. They can go from a huge income to a fraction of the huge income in a short time. Think of all the people who are big stars on a tv show, then you never hear of them again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

270 No booze; I went to bed earlier than usual and fell asleep earlier than usual so maybe that's why I had an interesting dream?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (ewxPW)

271 Does FL have a 72 hr hold for people judged to be hurtful to themselves or others?

Yep, it's called the Baker Act. The Daughter of Satan threatened me with it once. I jettisoned her very soon afterwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (tRaq7)

272 Why is the building being demolished without an investigation?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (g4lFK)

273 The deputy didn't have to run down the hall blasting his gun. He could have entered the building and hug the walls as he made his way to the gun fire even if he was scared shitless.

I don't think he froze in fear. . I think he made a conscious decision that he wasn't going to do anything until the shooting stopped. Did it say how old he was ? He may have had retirement on the mind before this even happened.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

274 I can run away like a chickenshit for 75k a year.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

I can do the same thing for 65k a year.

Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (ayUOl)

275 From someone who has maintained his wits, yes. But that's the point. This SRO may have lost them. Add a psychotic that likely won't run away. Some might, some will fire back with a YOLO reaction. And a response-challenged person with a gun firing back wildly because nerves are firing wildly could make things worse. And in this case we have an entire portfolio of bad outcomes for countless reasons.

This SRO was an armed and trained Coward County Sheriff, not a mall cop.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (tRaq7)


Since 2009. A decade. That's why I'm having such a difficult time with the lost his wits scenario. He had to have played this scene out in his head many times. He knew about this Cruz guy. He ran outta the fvckin' school away from a student he was with. That really did it for me.

And 4 long minutes. That is a long time. To decide to let kids die when you have a gun. I just can't find a way to see that this guy did not coldly decide to stay outside. To do nothing. Less than nothing. It's reprehensible.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (YOIA1)

276 Did it say how old he was ? He may have had retirement on the mind before this even happened.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)


I read that he was 57.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (yzxic)

277 I love bacon wrapped cheese for desert.

Night Horde!

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (g4lFK)

278 274 I can run away like a chickenshit for 75k a year.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

I can do the same thing for 65k a year.
Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (ayUOl)

62.5 and that's my final offer.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

279 Why do the rest of the 95% of the counties have to suffer because of the fucked up 5% of the commie counties?

Posted by: Monk
****************

Uniformity Monk, uniformity.

Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (y1gYQ)

280 Night Monk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (cfHE9)

281 "During a press junket with HFPA, he asked if I would support Hillary Clinton if she ever ran for president."


This is so stupid. The Golden Globes politically vetting actors. Maybe not all actors are voluntarily offering up their opinions- it's like a gilded Soviet union where they're all just afraid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (/qEW2)

282

Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage.

What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage.

What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage.

What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage.

What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.

What makes the Hottentot so hot?

What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?

Whatta they got that I ain't got?

Courage

Posted by: Scott Peterson at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

283 He wasn't frozen...he ran out of the school. So his
legs were working.


Reminds me of that Italian cruise ship captain.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (K1sgG)

284 Greg Gutfeld went over this years ago and I tend to agree with him.



-Stop giving Evil the spotlight.





Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)

You're right, Slap. And I read that forensic psychiatrists have been telling the media for years - do not put the murderer's name or picture out there, do not give these murders 24/7 coverage, do not sensationalize the story - because you will only create copycats.They are ignored. And CNN tells it's the lawabiding gun owners who have blood on their hands and fools believe them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (P8951)

285 Does FL have a 72 hr hold for people judged to be hurtful to themselves or others?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (3/sUh) fnord (3/sUh)


Apparently not, in practice. Maybe in theory.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (wB8Tg)

286 Why do the rest of the 95% of the counties have to suffer because of the fucked up 5% of the commie counties?

Posted by: Monk
****************

Uniformity Monk, uniformity.

Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (y1gYQ)


Sometimes you have to take a stand against diversity!

Posted by: SJW Hrothgar at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (gwPgz)

287 I don't think he froze in fear. . I think he made a conscious decision that he wasn't going to do anything until the shooting stopped. Did it say how old he was ? He may have had retirement on the mind before this even happened.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

One report said he's applied for retirement.

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (VDb57)

288 234. Nikkormat Ftn ftw! And with that nifty fifty! I've got one - my fave of 35mm because you can shoot it wide-open.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (fA1SL)

289 Why do the rest of the 95% of the counties have to suffer because of the fucked up 5% of the commie counties?



Posted by: Monk

heh, that could describe quite a few states

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (n13/j)

290 You're right, Slap. And I read that forensic psychiatrists have been telling the media for years - do not put the murderer's name or picture out there, do not give these murders 24/7 coverage, do not sensationalize the story - because you will only create copycats.They are ignored. And CNN tells it's the lawabiding gun owners who have blood on their hands and fools believe them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (P8951)


But ... but ... ratings!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (YqDXo)

291 I don't think he froze in fear. . I think he made a conscious decision that he wasn't going to do anything until the shooting stopped. Did it say how old he was ? He may have had retirement on the mind before this even happened.

There is no excuse for his pathetic display of cowardice and his willful refusal to confront the shooter.

None. And his boss is no better for not weeding him out.

But we're just supposed to give them our guns and trust them? Yeah, try that now after this, assholes.

I can't wait for Dana Loesch to wrap this around that Sheriff's head tomorrow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (tRaq7)

292 62.5 and that's my final offer.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

Orrale, 60k and I don't really need dental.

Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (ayUOl)

293 I can run away like a chickenshit for 75k a year.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

I can do the same thing for 65k a year.
Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (ayUOl) fnord (ayUOl)


I can beat that: $55k and I won't even show up once. Ha!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:04 PM (wB8Tg)

294 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (tRaq7)

We have it here in WI, unfortunately we had to use it on my Mom who had Alzheimer's and threatened my father. Sadly, the beginning of the end

However as many times the cops & FBI were called about this young man he should have been held and a determination made on his emotional & mental health

Fucking government workers walk away withou one goddamn thing done to them

And they want to control my guns Fuck You

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 11:04 PM (3/sUh)

295 And 4 long minutes. That is a long time. To decide to let kids die when you have a gun. I just can't find a way to see that this guy did not coldly decide to stay outside. To do nothing. Less than nothing. It's reprehensible.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:00 PM (YOIA1)
**********************************

He was hearing the shots while making his decision.

POW no KaPow no KaPowPow oh, hell no

For four minutes.

Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (y1gYQ)

296 292 62.5 and that's my final offer.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

Orrale, 60k and I don't really need dental.
Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (ayUOl)

Dammit!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

297 Razorfist put up another pro-gun rant today on the tubes of you.

He gets one thing right, it's not about guns, it's about control.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (xJa6I)

298 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (tRaq7)

Wow slow down. No one is excusing him.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

299 None. And his boss is no better for not weeding him out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:03 PM (tRaq7) fnord (tRaq7)


No, he's much worse. He knew this when he went on TV and blamed everyone else.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (wB8Tg)

300
I can beat that: $55k and I won't even show up once. Ha!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:04 PM (wB8Tg)

Damn. *Goes on welfare, foostamps, registers Democrat*

Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (ayUOl)

301 So, one of my idiot liberal (BIRM) cousins imcluded me in a blast email today about some bullshit "protest" (she's in the same neck of the woods as Parkland).

I very nicely replied - only to her, to spare her whatever embarrassment she could possibly muster - to please unravel me from this "virtue signaling stunt."

I fully expect her to reply with outraged disbelief, and have readied my reply:

Yes, it's a stunt, Cheryl:

You want to have a meaningful protest? Then protest the FBI and Sheriff, who repeatedly dropped the very obvious ball on this.

And the *armed* Deputy that *chose* to Brave Sir Robin his tush to safety.

Otherwise, don't bother with meaningless gestures.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (vUcdz)

302 Brendan Fraser is in one of the best conservative movies made. Blast From The Past.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

I like that movie. Everything I've read about it though is that the critics tore it up. I guess I'll never be a movie critic. My standards are a lot different from any pro. First and foremost for me is, was it entertaining and second, was I able to escape reality for a couple hours. I don't give a shit if the plot was "deep" or not.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (IuYIh)

303 >>>>can beat that: $55k and I won't even show up once. Ha!


I can do it for $15,000 year
Posted by Jose MS 13 Member

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (3/sUh)

304 287 I don't think he froze in fear. . I think he made a conscious decision that he wasn't going to do anything until the shooting stopped. Did it say how old he was ? He may have had retirement on the mind before this even happened.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

One report said he's applied for retirement.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (VDb57)

You never truly know how you will act when confronted with true violence, until it happens.

I've seen the most gung ho types freeze... and the most mellow people do acts of Heroism...

He was tested.... and sadly... failed...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 11:07 PM (NgKpN)

305 BackwardsBoy likes lobster: "This SRO was an armed and trained Coward County Sheriff, not a mall cop."

Apparently. And another indictment of the Department if this SRO is even partially representative of the force if it was actual policy that the SRO defied.

It is multi-institutional failure; this SRO should not be the entire focus of hate and criticism. It should be widely shared. And criticism/restriction of the 2nd should not be entertained. At all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:07 PM (H8S+R)

306
Since 2009. A decade. That's why I'm having such a difficult time with the lost his wits scenario. He had to have played this scene out in his head many times. He knew about this Cruz guy. He ran outta the fvckin' school away from a student he was with. That really did it for me.


Not only that, but after the Columbine massacre, cops were trained for just that scenario.

There is no excuse for his cowardice. Absolutely none. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:07 PM (tRaq7)

307 No, he's much worse. He knew this when he went on TV and blamed everyone else.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (wB8Tg)

If we still had a uniform honor culture, HE would be the one resigning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 11:07 PM (cfHE9)

308 He gets one thing right, it's not about guns, it's about control.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (xJa6I)
**************


Dem compromise will be to federalize school safety.

Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (y1gYQ)

309 I'd heard it as 'absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.'
That's what the sugar cubes are for especially if you're into horse sex! We can carry that over from the last thread, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (ewxPW)

310 One report said he's applied for retirement.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (VDb57)


Which is so weak. So craven.

My brain just cannot get a handle on this. It was his job, his oath. He is a man without honor. 17 people are dead. Families destroyed. Country in upheavel.

I need something better to find a way to understand this wasn't cold hearted craveness.

And where the hell were these other 2 yahoos?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (YOIA1)

311 Isn't Broward county always the one they wait for in Florida to see who won the state? Hmmm...

Posted by: Texican ette at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (WdOmI)

312
Posted by: Scott Peterson at February 22, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)


You can say that again!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (pNxlR)

313 Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (vUcdz)

I'm pissed off someone gave my email address to the fucking DNC
Today I had over 80 pieces of spam from Nancy to the Perez guy.

FOAD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (3/sUh)

314 Well, at least there were people willing to sell their honor more cheaply than me...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

315 232
Whoa!! Levin just said the FBI had been informed about the Florida shooter and that a social worker said he wasn't a threat.



This is on top of 29 cop calls to the home and the neighbor saying he was nuts.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 10:51 PM (y1gYQ)



The magic words: Social Worker.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 10:52 PM (953wK)



Yep.

MrsCaniac's dad has been in and out of the hospital for the last 45 days. He has emphysema and now what the doctors think may be lung cancer. Right now, his life is a razor's edge. If he is getting his meds, oxygen, food and rest on schedule, he does as well as you would expect. When he doesn't get them correctly, he has to go to the hospital to be stabilized. My mother in law is not physically able to care for him, but she keeps saying that she can and he keeps telling the doctors that he wants to go home and have her take care of him.

The social workers? Worthless. They keep telling MrsCaniac that there is an open file on her dad's case, but they keep allowing him to go home with her because that is his choice. The social worker has really screwed everything up because of all the advice that they gave the Mrs. Every bit of advice has proceeded to blow up in her face.

Screw em.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (1JnAL)

316 You want to have a meaningful protest? Then protest the FBI and Sheriff, who repeatedly dropped the very obvious ball on this.

And the *armed* Deputy that *chose* to Brave Sir Robin his tush to safety.

Otherwise, don't bother with meaningless gestures.
Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:06 PM (vUcdz)


Protest, yes.

Protest the Broward Coward.

Protest the FBI.

Protest the school who knew the guy was a problem and did nothing of consequence.

Protest the psycho monster who perpetrated the murders.

Protest, yes. But protest those who are actually, you know, at fault.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (953wK)

317 Tar. Feathers.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 11:09 PM (TadoT)

318 Brendan Fraser is in one of the best conservative movies made. Blast From The Past.

Any movie with Christopher Walken in it is usually a decent movie.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 11:10 PM (O5Q3r)

319 Chibi Warren Harding should remind us that he was a much better and more successful president than the "experts" of today give him credit for. He ended the postwar depression quickly with orthodox economics. He stopped the Wilsonian witch hunts and freed those imprisoned by his predecessor. He backed the Dyer anti-lynching bill, filibustered by the Democrats. The scandals of his administration were no worse than those of the Truman years.

Not the smartest guy but one the with good sense to keep government out of America's way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 10:38 PM (DPcwH)


Harding didn't "fix" anything... he just had the wisdom to no screw with the market which was self-correcting.

Knowing when not to intervene is something lost on modern politicians.

Posted by: The Hat of Normalcy at February 22, 2018 11:10 PM (itfg0)

320 Something tells me that Clint Eastwood is not going to direct the movie of Peterson's life.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

321 It is multi-institutional failure; this SRO should not be the entire focus of hate and criticism. It should be widely shared. And criticism/restriction of the 2nd should not be entertained. At all.

Oh, there's lots of blame to go around. The FBI, local school counselors, the Coward County Sheriff's Dept, the Coward himself, CNN and more than a few others.

But you know who started this? Who was the one who set the precedent of only following the law when he liked it? Who set the national example that got followed to the letter
by the Coward County Sheriff?

Take a guess.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (tRaq7)

322 308 He gets one thing right, it's not about guns, it's about control.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:05 PM (xJa6I)
**************


Dem compromise will be to federalize school safety.
Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (y1gYQ)

Or just Federalize education entirely. Get them into the States hands, never let them go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

323 The observation was made - and most agreed on reflection - that if Franco had lost, the Civil War would not have stopped.
Considering every revolution where a moderate liberal-left group won alongside hard-left (e.g. Stalinist!) allies, the allies soon killed the liberals and took over including the Russian Revolution, it would have led to a Stalinist state that would have had alot more blood on its hands than Franco's post-SCW Spain ever did.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (ewxPW)

324 Just wondering how many schools have armed teachers without anyone, even (or perhaps especially) administration knowing.
I carry everywhere. No such thing as a "gun free zone."

Posted by: RI Red at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (9Q/rv)

325 Something tells me that Clint Eastwood is not going to direct the movie of Peterson's life.

-
Woody Allen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

326 Brenden Fraiser got divorced after his last mummy movie. The alimony was calculated on the idea he was going to continue to be a swashbuckling A-list celebrity for the rest of his life. Since he does not, like Tom Cruise, bath in the blood of infants, this did not hold, and he was bankrupt in a few years. His ex was a vengeful destroying bitch IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2018 11:12 PM (rnAwa)

327 324 RI Red

Amen, brother.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:12 PM (vUcdz)

328 I take a dim view of tariffs generally, but view them as a potentially
necessary tool in dealing with truculent nations,


This. I never said tariffs were never appropriate, but their use should be tightly targeted and carefully time limited.

9 times out of 10 tariffs are stupid. You'll do far more harm to the economy as a whole than you will to benefit the people you're trying to "protect". Labor isn't the only cost that goes into manufacturing. The availability of raw materials, stable government, respect for private property, transportation, cost of energy and regulatory burden are equally and often more important. You think American companies can't compete with cheap overseas labor, even at 10 times the labor cost? Ridiculous. American workers have a hundred times the productivity*. Gutting the regulatory apparatus would have many times the positive effect of tariffs in benefiting any industry you care to mention.

*"10 times" and "a hundred times" are rhetorical, I don't have the time or inclination to spend the next few hours looking up the exact percentages.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (Nyyc4)

329 243 >> The socialite was Dorothy Parker, iirc.
Could be, now that you mention it, I might have heard it was her, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

++++

It looks like she wasn't the one. The internet doesn't have a name for the young lady. The closest I could come to anything verifying the story was this.

In a story recounted by First Lady Grace Coolidge, a young woman once sat next to the President at a dinner party. She told him that she made a bet she could get him to have a conversation of three words or more. According to the First Lady, Coolidge, without even looking at the young woman, quietly responded, "You lose."

http://www.historybyzim.com/2015/02/coolidge-you-lose/

I think the First Lady would have noted it if the young woman was Dorothy Parker, so it must not have been.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (pvjTE)

330 311
Isn't Broward county always the one they wait for in Florida to see who won the state? Hmmm...

Posted by: Texican ette at February 22, 2018 11:08 PM (WdOmI)
Yep. It's majority Dem. I remember being afraid that Broward would put FL over the top for Hillary, but they called Broward before the Panhandle votes were in.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (P8951)

331 So the German skater skate just a few hours ago. She skated to music from Schindlers List. Now she catching hell for it.
Gawd. I hate social media. Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (0tfLf)

332 @324 Just wondering how many schools have armed teachers without anyone, even (or perhaps especially) administration knowing.
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I wouldn't be surprised if some do. But then you have to worry about accidentally revealing the gun when someone's around to see it, report you, and get you sent to prison.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (TadoT)

333 You know, there's something about a woman with a tight body and a large rack that just makes me want to know what she's all about. What her dreams are, what she likes, what she hates. I just really want to know her.

I don't have a punchline here. I'm just really enjoying the Compliance pics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (xJa6I)

334 Tariffs are legitimate tools of state. They are one of the actual ways that the federal government used to be funded - though now that the federal government can take whatever it wants from the citizenry it can let foreign companies slide on tariffs ... the People are picking up the tab. And tariffs are important strategic tools. I don't where this idea that tariffs are nothing but pure evil came from.

Call me "provincial".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)


Either way, you will pay. Companies will pass on their tariff costs in terms of price. It's like a real estate owner pushing property tax hikes on renters. Even if you don't buy imports, you'll have to pay from higher domestic prices, protected by the government from competition and thus need to compete or die.

My solution?

Tax foreigners living abroad.

Posted by: The Tax Hat at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (itfg0)

335 professor disarray: "And 4 long minutes. That is a long time. To decide to let kids die when you have a gun. I just can't find a way to see that this guy did not coldly decide to stay outside. To do nothing. Less than nothing. It's reprehensible."

It could well be calculated. But it might not be. That's all I'd say for certain at this point. This particular SRO may have been in "shootouts" before and been heroic. Or not. Simply too little information.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (H8S+R)

336
Knowing when not to intervene is something lost on modern politicians.
Posted by: The Hat of Normalcy


Don't just do something. Stand there!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (IqV8l)

337 You never truly know how you will act when confronted with true violence, until it happens.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 11:07 PM (NgKpN) fnord (NgKpN)


Eh, you get surprises, but sometimes you know. We don't have any systematic and predictable way of determining / testing that, however, which is a problem.

Likewise, our active shooter prep is absolute shit. The JROTC kids saved a bunch of lives while most of the staff and students were running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

Oddly the tiny training booklet at my last job was really good. Listening for directions, communication, and when and when not to fight back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

338 I don't hate the SRO. Which surprises me. I'm disgusted, and desperately trying to find anything redeemable, and I can't.

I wonder what the tape would show him doing for 4 minutes?

smh


Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (YOIA1)

339 The Deputy Sheriff who was on duty but did not go in and deal with the situation is an example of why having one, and only one, armed guard at a large "gun-free zone" facility is not going to cut it, IMHO.

This guy chickened-out. How can we ensure that never happens again? Can't be done, and I don't care if every armed school guard hired is a veteran with an award for combat valor. Past performance is not an absolute guarantee of future performance.

And one guard for a large facility can leave a lot of time for mayhem to occur, even if the guard is Alvin York re-incarnated, if the guard's at the other end of the facility and/or on another floor from the action.

I'm writing all of this because I have seen a lot of comments here at AoSHQ and at other blogs saying one guy with a long gun is all that's needed to protect a school. I don't think so, not if your protection objective is zero victims.

I believe armed guards and entry screening (as at airports) at schools is the only way to achieve a zero or near-zero victims result. If you want to keep all nuts with a wide variety of deadly weapons (not just guns) out.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (AMIL/)

340 Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (Nyyc4)

Agreed.

There's another consideration: foreign competition keeps wage demands in line with productivity. Demanding more money? Show more productivity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (YqDXo)

341 Could Florida Governor Rick Scott suspend the whole Broward County administration on suspicion of corruption, and bring in a special prosecutor to investigate each and every one of them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Dbv1R)

342 Or just Federalize education entirely. Get them into the States hands, never let them go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)
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shhhhh, that's step two.

Posted by: DeepState at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (y1gYQ)

343 andycanuck: George Orwell was there and in Homage to Catalonia, he points out that Stalin was supporting the 'moderate' commies. Stalin by then didn't give much of a shit about Marxism-Leninism. He just wanted brutal dictatorships loyal to the Kremlin.

If Franco had lost, then, yeah, Stalin would have turned around and killed the even more-extreme commies. One reason Franco didn't lost is because Stalin started that process a little too early and pissed off the other commies

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

344 331 So the German skater skate just a few hours ago. She skated to music from Schindlers List. Now she catching hell for it.
Gawd. I hate social media. Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 11:13 PM (0tfLf)

It is beautiful music. I would think a bit sad for a skating routine. Poignant is what she was going for, maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 11:16 PM (cfHE9)

345 Hey asshole, my back is a carnivore free zone.

Posted by: the Zebra at February 22, 2018 11:16 PM (/qEW2)

346 The socialite was Dorothy Parker, iirc.
Could be, now that you mention it, I might have heard it was her, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

I don't think it was the great creator of mots bons, Dorothy Parker.

But just for fun I will mention an authentic parkerism, said at a party in New York:

"One more drink, and I'll be under the host."

Posted by: Miklos, the Algonquin at February 22, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)

347 I believe it was Alice Roosevelt (a catty bitch) who said Coolidge looked like he had been weaned on a pickle.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 10:56 PM (P8951)

++++

Catty though it may be, that comment was hilarious. I laugh every time I think of someone being weened on a pickle and what kind of expression they would carry on their face after that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:17 PM (pvjTE)

348 BackwardsBoy likes lobster: "Take a guess."

Is it bigger than a breadbox and smell of yeast? And worshiped by the MFM?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:17 PM (H8S+R)

349 One reason Franco didn't lose is because Stalin started that process a little too early and pissed off the other commies Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

Yep. Stalin started liquidating POUM, an anarcho-Marxist faction he suspected of sympathies for Trotsky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (YqDXo)

350 343 bth

>> If Franco had lost

He's still dead though, right?

Asking for Chevy C.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (vUcdz)

351 334 Tariffs are legitimate tools of state. They are one of the actual ways that the federal government used to be funded - though now that the federal government can take whatever it wants from the citizenry it can let foreign companies slide on tariffs ... the People are picking up the tab. And tariffs are important strategic tools. I don't where this idea that tariffs are nothing but pure evil came from.

Call me "provincial".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)

Either way, you will pay. Companies will pass on their tariff costs in terms of price. It's like a real estate owner pushing property tax hikes on renters. Even if you don't buy imports, you'll have to pay from higher domestic prices, protected by the government from competition and thus need to compete or die.

My solution?

Tax foreigners living abroad.
Posted by: The Tax Hat at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (itfg0)

There's always taxing....thingy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (xJa6I)

352 I'm pissed off someone gave my email address to the fucking DNC Today I had over 80 pieces of spam from Nancy to the Perez guy.

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Several years ago some websire asked me if I want to say Happy Birthday to Tomahawk Lizzie. I thought I'd snark it up so I clicked. Turns out I didn't get a chance to write anything and I was put on het smoke signal list. Now I get almost daily smoke signals from her asking for wampum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (+y/Ru)

353 The story that Polish cows charged German panzers in 1939 is, sadly, undocumented.

Posted by: Miklos, as good a historian as you're likely to get at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)

354 It could well be calculated. But it might not be. That's all I'd say for certain at this point. This particular SRO may have been in "shootouts" before and been heroic. Or not. Simply too little information.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (H8S+R)

Agreed. But his boss was disgusted...which I think is telling.

It all seems really damning.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (YOIA1)

355 The Sheriff knew all this and went after the NRA, more shit is coming out, like the shooter pointed a gun at someone's head.

The sheriff needs to resign now
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2018 10:30 PM (dKiJG)

Sundance at The Conservative Treehouse has a timeline of the last couple of years with Cruz and law enforcement (of course he does, it's his thing). He is offering it to any legal council looking to form a wrongful death suit. Especially if the goal is to entirely bankrupt the system.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (rp9xB)

356 195 63 >>>Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?


Young people are being taught by marxists and you can't have marxism without narcissism.

I also think that shame and honest introspection are probably partly genetic. Maybe one day we'll be able to give people without those genes (ie. liberals) some sort of drug to make up for it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

Combined with Social Media.
Posted by: Monk


Lord, do I hate Facebook. I have relatives who will post shit like this:
"Well, I'm going to Friday's for lunch now."
They post pictures of their food at a restaurant.

Thinking that people want to know your every move and see pictures of your hamburger and fries? Yeah that's narcissism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

357 349 One reason Franco didn't lose is because Stalin started that process a little too early and pissed off the other commies Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

Yep. Stalin started liquidating POUM, an anarcho-Marxist faction he suspected of sympathies for Trotsky.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (YqDXo)

The big plot in Netflix's Babylon Berlin is the Stalin vs Trotsky violence that was epidemic in 1920's Berlin.

Nobody kills Russians like Russians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

358 I am hungry, wish I had some mot bons right now.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (n13/j)

359 Lord, do I hate Facebook. I have relatives who will post shit like this:
"Well, I'm going to Friday's for lunch now."
They post pictures of their food at a restaurant.

Thinking that people want to know your every move and see pictures of your hamburger and fries? Yeah that's narcissism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (+lVUW)


Just be glad that they don't post pictures of the lunch's fate the next morning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (YqDXo)

360 323 The observation was made - and most agreed on reflection - that if Franco had lost, the Civil War would not have stopped.
Considering every revolution where a moderate liberal-left group won alongside hard-left (e.g. Stalinist!) allies, the allies soon killed the liberals and took over including the Russian Revolution, it would have led to a Stalinist state that would have had alot more blood on its hands than Franco's post-SCW Spain ever did.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:11 PM (ewxPW)


If the Commies had won, Portugal would have become like Finland was to the USSR. Status as co-belligerents would have been difficult (Portugal had a huge overseas Empire) but if only focused on Spain they might have gotten away with it if they could have channeled both Axis and Allied funds.

Posted by: The Hat da Província Ultramarina at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

361 Oddly the tiny training booklet at my last job was
really good. Listening for directions, communication, and when and when
not to fight back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)The active shooter policy we have covers the same thing and has advice like if you get out of the building and make a run for it, run in a zig zag so you will be harder to hit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (P8951)

362 Just be glad that they don't post pictures of the lunch's fate the next morning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (YqDXo)

On German Facebook, they probably do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:21 PM (Dbv1R)

363 by the way, Canada's Boy Trudeau apparently had a major cultural F up in India, as per what I just saw on Ingraham/Fox.
If you go to the Pelosi border grass thread from this afternoon, mallfly, and ctrl-f search for 'andycanuck' from #263 onwards (and maybe 'justin' and 'trudeau') you'll find several twitter links and comments about how the Clown Prince has been effing up massively in India, including inviting a Canadian Sikh who tried to kill a visiting Indian cabinet minister but who is an organizer for the Liberal Party in British Columbia to a formal dinner being held at the Canadian "embassy" (called a "High Commission" between Commonwealth countries).

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (ewxPW)

364 Think of all the people who are big stars on a tv show, then you never hear of them again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

Yep.

Posted by: Dana Plato at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (zCyNd)

365 This guy chickened-out. How can we ensure that never happens again?

By having competent people in charge who take their job as deadly serious as it is to weed out cowards who have no business looking like they're trying to be a cop.

It would appear that Coward County Sheriff Israel is a politicop who wants to run for higher office and he doesn't care who dies so he gets to satisfy his power fetish. What's 17 dead kids compared to that?

He's a Marxist Prog, I'll guarantee that. If he wasn't, then why the corruption rumors that WD mentioned?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (tRaq7)

366 How can we ensure that never happens again?

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (AMIL/) fnord (AMIL/)


You can't. Maybe a more realistic goal?

We can do a lot to reduce/ameliorate, but it's going to take work. Work that most people are not willing to do/fund.

Most people would rather yell about those bastards over there what started it all.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (wB8Tg)

367 326 Brenden Fraiser got divorced after his last mummy movie. The alimony was calculated on the idea he was going to continue to be a swashbuckling A-list celebrity for the rest of his life. Since he does not, like Tom Cruise, bath in the blood of infants, this did not hold, and he was bankrupt in a few years. His ex was a vengeful destroying bitch IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2018 11:12 PM (rnAwa)

Same thing happened to Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall. He was ordered to pay child support and alimony that was four times his actual income.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

368 I don't know what an SRO but if you are referring to that coward sheriff he should be turned over to the parents of the dead children no questions asked.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (y1gYQ)

369 361 Donna

Just like Hillary!

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (vUcdz)

370 Last gig before current one - at a private university, very small - having my handgun permit was a requirement for my position. I was ordered to carry on the job, and I was just a paper-pusher. And I wasn't the only one, I'm sure, but it was NEVER discussed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

371 368 I don't know what an SRO but if you are referring to that coward sheriff he should be turned over to the parents of the dead children no questions asked.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (y1gYQ)

School Resource Officer

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

372 So the German skater skate just a few hours ago. She skated to music from Schindlers List. Now she catching hell for it. Gawd. I hate social media. Fools.

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Social media is like stupid on steroids.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (+y/Ru)

373 Yep. Stalin started liquidating POUM, an anarcho-Marxist faction he suspected of sympathies for Trotsky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (YqDXo)

So what would a guy named "Guevara" know about any of that stuff?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)

374 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

In my experience... no.. you don't know... not until it drops in the pot...

Training can overcome hesitation... for some... but not for all.

There comes a time when it is a 'test of character'... and unless you have ESP? You can't know what they are really like.

I am not attempting to excuse this Man... but unless you have been shot at yourself? You have no idea how you will react....


Some pass the test... some... do not...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (NgKpN)

375 370 Last gig before current one - at a private university, very small - having my handgun permit was a requirement for my position. I was ordered to carry on the job, and I was just a paper-pusher. And I wasn't the only one, I'm sure, but it was NEVER discussed.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

I'm in the wrong line of work.

None of the tech jobs in Seattle or Redmond are gun-friendly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (xJa6I)

376 Eh, you get surprises, but sometimes you know. We don't have any systematic and predictable way of determining / testing that, however, which is a problem.

Likewise, our active shooter prep is absolute shit. The JROTC kids saved a bunch of lives while most of the staff and students were running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

Oddly the tiny training booklet at my last job was really good. Listening for directions, communication, and when and when not to fight back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)


One reason why so many in law enforcement oppose schools/colleges from allowing CCW is because the police are literally trained to shoot anyone who isn't cowering.

Posted by: The Soon-to-go-on-a-boating-trip Hat at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (itfg0)

377 Could Florida Governor Rick Scott suspend the whole Broward County administration on suspicion of corruption, and bring in a special prosecutor to investigate each and every one of them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Dbv1R)

Probably should. Given the pre-election shenanigans there, it looks like Broward is a dem machine county run by a corrupt sheriff (and here we thought that didn't happen any more). Given that "cops on campus" rent free housing and such, there seems a lot of grounds for suspicion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (rp9xB)

378 @368 I don't know what an SRO
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School Resource Officer

An armed deputy permanently assigned by Broward County to the school that Nicholas Cruz conducted his rampage on.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (TadoT)

379 Sundance at The Conservative Treehouse has a timeline of the last couple of years with Cruz and law enforcement (of course he does, it's his thing). He is offering it to any legal council looking to form a wrongful death suit. Especially if the goal is to entirely bankrupt the system.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (rp9xB)

Don't the taxpayers end up on the hook for this? I know Chicago has paid out millions, and I think LA and NY have had some whoppers. They don't seem to care much...it's not their money.

Vicious circle.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (YOIA1)

380 Does FL have a 72 hr hold for people judged to be hurtful to themselves or others?

Yep, it's called the Baker Act.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 10:59 PM (tRaq7)

Last year my bipolar SIL's meds stopped working. My brother called the cops in Titusville and they couldn't lock her up until she made a threat. It took a few minutes and she did, then they did. They kept her for two weeks to make sure her new meds were working properly.


With regard to the school cop, he was derelict in his duty to those kids. He should be terminated, not retired. He had a duty and took an oath to uphold it. There is a lot of blame to go around but he was the last line of defense for those kids.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (IuYIh)

381 You lose... comrade!

Posted by: yorgi the fun-loving cossack at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (ewxPW)

382 Nobody kills Russians like Russians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

So that a recommend for the Horde to watch Babylon Berlin?

Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (ayUOl)

383 346) The quote I'd heard attributed to Parker was this, I do enjoy martinis, one or two at the most. Three I'm under the table and four I'm under the host!

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (nWc4E)

384 I am hungry, wish I had some mot bons right now.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (n13/j)

Check Google Eats for your nearest Au Bon Mot.

They even got 'em in airports.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (zCyNd)

385 Where are the Mud Sharks?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)

386 How hard is it, really?

You've got a weapon, and there's an active shooter.

You identify the target.

You obtain a clear shot.

You take the shot.

It ain't rocket science.

If you can't do that, you have no business being in law enforcement.

Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (953wK)

387
The sheriff needs to resign now


No, he needs to be removed from his position immediately by Gov Scott, his pay withheld and be brought up on charges of willful negligence.

That's what needs to happen to him. Tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (tRaq7)

388 How can we ensure that never happens again?

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (AMIL/) fnord (AMIL/)
****************

Arm all the teachers. Shooter that walks down that hall will be a sieve after he fires the first shot.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (y1gYQ)

389 That one on the right is a dead ringer for a girl I once dated.
Does her face ring a bell?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (ewxPW)

390 So what would a guy named "Guevara" know about any of that stuff?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at February 22, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)


There were no Castroites involved, so totally objective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (YqDXo)

391 345 Hey asshole, my back is a carnivore free zone.

Posted by: the Zebra at February 22, 2018 11:16 PM (/qEW2)


I identify as an herbivore.

Posted by: Woke Lion at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (itfg0)

392 Don't the taxpayers end up on the hook for this? I know Chicago has paid out millions, and I think LA and NY have had some whoppers. They don't seem to care much...it's not their money.

Vicious circle.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (YOIA1)

If they're mostly Democrats, who cares?

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (VDb57)

393 I don't think it was the great creator of mots bons, Dorothy Parker.



But just for fun I will mention an authentic parkerism, said at a party in New York:



"One more drink, and I'll be under the host."

Posted by: Miklos, the Algonquin at February 22, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)

Another great Parkerism: Parker found herself waiting for an elevator with some woman she didn't like very much and vice versa. (I think it was Clare Booth Luce, but I'm not sure.) When the elevator came, the woman stepped aside and motioned for Parker to get on first, saying "Age before beauty."Parker walked past her onto the elevator, turned and said "Pearls before swine"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (P8951)

394 381. It is always satisfying when rotten Uzbeks get their comeuppance.

Do not give Uzbeks money, postage stamps, or matches.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

395 @387 No, he needs to be removed from his position immediately by Gov Scott, his pay withheld and be brought up on charges of willful negligence.
--------------------

The question is -

Does Gov. Scott actually have the authority to do something like that?

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 11:28 PM (TadoT)

396 by the way, Canada's Boy Trudeau apparently had a major cultural F up in India, as per what I just saw on Ingraham/Fox.

PC fuckers couldn't be bothered to learn to about other cultures in earnest. That's why they signal, their worldliness is a millimeter deep.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2018 11:28 PM (rnAwa)

397 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:22 PM (tRaq7)

He sure seemed to like getting his picture taken with *all* the dem presidential candidates. And then he protected the dem machine instead of the citizens who paid his salary and whom he took an oath to protect and serve (or at least I assume there was an oath).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2018 11:28 PM (rp9xB)

398 Either way, you will pay. Companies will pass on their tariff costs in terms of price. It's like a real estate owner pushing property tax hikes on renters. Even if you don't buy imports, you'll have to pay from higher domestic prices, protected by the government from competition and thus need to compete or die.

Posted by: The Tax Hat at February 22, 2018 11:14 PM (itfg0)

++++

Yes, consumers pay either way. But, which is better? The good being produced here, with our fellow citizens having the jobs, or the goods produced in a foreign land, with some other country's citizens getting the job. If you have tariffs to even out the costs, we will be further ahead by having the jobs here at home.

And it is incorrect to say that tariffs protect local companies from competition. it only protects them from *foreign* competition. They still have to compete with other US firms and if they can't, they will still die.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pvjTE)

399 372 Social media is like stupid on steroids.
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yeah, there were always a lot of dummies in America, but pre 2000, we didn't have to hear from EVERY damn one of them!

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (n13/j)

400 I don't know what an SRO but if you are referring to that coward sheriff he should be turned over to the parents of the dead children no questions asked.

17 charges of manslaughter should just be the start of his troubles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (tRaq7)

401 Let us not forget, that Broward County introduced a particular innovation to the American political system:

The Hanging Chad

Posted by: MiklosBot, like a BotBoss at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (zCyNd)

402 Another great Parkerism: Parker found herself waiting for an elevator with some woman she didn't like very much and vice versa. (I think it was Clare Booth Luce, but I'm not sure.) When the elevator came, the woman stepped aside and motioned for Parker to get on first, saying "Age before beauty."Parker walked past her onto the elevator, turned and said "Pearls before swine"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (P8951)


I despise snippy shits like her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (YqDXo)

403 353 The story that Polish cows charged German panzers in 1939 is, sadly, undocumented.
Posted by: Miklos, as good a historian as you're likely to get at February 22, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)


This did make me laugh.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (YOIA1)

404 The impression that I get:

https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0

(sfw)

Seems to fit one of tonight's discussions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

405 388 gNewt

I'm not convinced that "arming all the teachers" is a good idea.

For one, there may be those who object for religious or other reasons (you really want them to bake the cake?).

I'd prefer the more simple solution: let those who already have their CCW carry. The beauty of that is that the scumbag has no idea who or how many, only that 1+ will be in his way.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (vUcdz)

406 I believe armed guards and entry screening (as at airports) at schools is the only way to achieve a zero or near-zero victims result. If you want to keep all nuts with a wide variety of deadly weapons (not just guns) out.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (AMIL/)

++++

Putting a TSA checkpoint at every school in America would be insane. Arm the teachers and the admins. We don't need to have every kid strip searched just to go to class.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)

407 401. Shall we name the SRO and his useless Sheriff 'Chad,' then?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

408 369
361 Donna



Just like Hillary!

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:23 PM (vUcdz)
LOL!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (P8951)

409 That one on the right is a dead ringer for a girl I once dated.
Does her face ring a bell?
Posted by: andycanuck


you know what THIS means . . .
youtube.com/watch?v=vsBak0oCgdY

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)

410 Does Gov. Scott actually have the authority to do something like that?

17 charges of willful neglect of duty that led to 17 deaths, that's manslaughter.

Yeah, he does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (tRaq7)

411 400 I don't know what an SRO but if you are referring to that coward sheriff he should be turned over to the parents of the dead children no questions asked.

17 charges of manslaughter should just be the start of his troubles.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (tRaq7)

You know as well as I do that's not how it works.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

412 399 372 Social media is like stupid on steroids.
----------------------
yeah, there were always a lot of dummies in America, but pre 2000, we didn't have to hear from EVERY damn one of them!
Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (n13/j)


And the media didn't use them as their report sources and topics...every.fvckin.day.

Plus, IRL, you knew who the crazies were, and just ignored them. Now, people like those in the Evergreen pic, get as much respect as experts. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (YOIA1)

413 And the *armed* Deputy that *chose* to Brave Sir Robin his tush to safety.


Otherwise, don't bother with meaningless gestures.

Also point out to her, ibguy, that if she expects to rely on the police to save her, she'd be dead now too because there was a cop on-scene who did nothing.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (ewxPW)

414 @368 I don't know what an SRO
-------------------

School Resource Officer

An armed deputy permanently assigned by Broward County to the school that Nicholas Cruz conducted his rampage on.

Posted by: junior
*******************

Thanks, I'd never heard of such a thing. Sounds like more bureaucratic lingo to remove agents of the state from cognitive responsibility.

He wasn't a cop sworn to duty.
He was a School Resource Officer


Sound as if he was part of Human Resources Dept.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (y1gYQ)

415 408 Donna

Golden oldie.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (vUcdz)

416
The active shooter policy we have covers the same thing and has advice like if you get out of the building and make a run for it, run in a zig zag so you will be harder to hit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:20 PM (P8951)









Serpentine!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (eXA4G)

417 Lurkishly lurking along through comments... suddenly I want to watch Blast from the Past again.

But, too soon. I think we just watched it last year.

Maybe just the classic nightclub scene... and the cult at the malt shop... Oh, what the heck....

Posted by: mindful webworker - passed out from blass at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (3tLP6)

418 Yes, consumers pay either way. But, which is better? The good being produced here, with our fellow citizens having the jobs, or the goods produced in a foreign land, with some other country's citizens getting the job. If you have tariffs to even out the costs, we will be further ahead by having the jobs here at home.

Better cheap labor be outsourced, then be forced to have cheap labor (or overly expensive goods) here.

Overall, it is better to be wealthy enough to import foreign goods than be dependent on exports for one's survival.

And it is incorrect to say that tariffs protect local companies from competition. it only protects them from *foreign* competition. They still have to compete with other US firms and if they can't, they will still die.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pvjTE)


It's still protecting, and domestic policy can still further protect them, even vis a vis other domestic producers.

Posted by: The Trade Hat at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (itfg0)

419 The Hanging Chad

Posted by: MiklosBot, like a BotBoss at February 22, 2018 11:29 PM (zCyNd)

Well, Florida needs to get Old Sparky out of retirement, and they can add "Sizzling Cruz" to the list.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (Dbv1R)

420 There's another consideration: foreign competition
keeps wage demands in line with productivity. Demanding more money? Show
more productivity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:15 PM (YqDXo)


There is the problem with foreign labor that is only just not slave labor because . . . whatever, and the goods and labor are subsidized for export because the foreign government is able to compel labor to sell internationally to get actual useful currency.

This will remain a problem and historically this has destroyed industries. I would point out the effect that Egyptian wheat, farmed by virtual slaves and imported to Italy had on Italian grain growers.

I have been pondering the effect that Chinese electronics, made by workers who are paid slave wages, have on US electronic manufacturers.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (2K6fY)

421 "Age before beauty."Parker walked past her onto the elevator, turned and said "Pearls before swine"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (P8951)

"But in the morning, Mrs. Clinton, I shall be indisputably sober."

Posted by: zombie Winston Churchill at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

422 TSA checkpoints at schools?

Oh yeah. Imagine one of those scumbags molesting little girls every day.

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (ayUOl)

423 413 andycanuck

Point taken, but gilded lilies....

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (vUcdz)

424 Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of Deputy Peterson and Sheriff Israel, and we share their hope that these men will be found alive and well and soon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (fA1SL)

425 Zebras are not exactly unarmed if they connect with a kick....

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:35 PM (LiyEm)

426 Deputy Peterson and I went through the academy together.

Posted by: Barney Fife at February 22, 2018 11:35 PM (nWc4E)

427 I believe armed guards and entry screening (as at airports) at schools is the only way to achieve a zero or near-zero victims result. If you want to keep all nuts with a wide variety of deadly weapons (not just guns) out.


No. There is no reason for us to turn into a police state. We need competent people in charge like we used to have and common sense laws, like we also used to have.

No.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:35 PM (tRaq7)

428 Shall we name the SRO and his useless Sheriff 'Chad,' then?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

I would like to draw your attention to the "hanging" part.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 22, 2018 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

429 427 BackwardsBoy

2nded.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:36 PM (vUcdz)

430 Lurkishly lurking along through comments... suddenly I want to watch Blast from the Past again.



But, too soon. I think we just watched it last year.



Maybe just the classic nightclub scene... and the cult at the malt shop... Oh, what the heck....

Posted by: mindful webworker - passed out from blass at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (3tLP6)
I don't even think I have seen that movie. I remember fraser from that baseball movie.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 11:37 PM (n13/j)

431 428. Oh, I see it quite clearly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:37 PM (fA1SL)

432 Putting a TSA checkpoint at every school in America would be insane. Arm the teachers and the admins. We don't need to have every kid strip searched just to go to class.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)
***********

An unintended consequence could be a return to more responsible teachers in the classroom.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:37 PM (y1gYQ)

433 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)

434 Maybe just the classic nightclub scene... and the cult at the malt shop... Oh, what the heck....

Posted by: mindful webworker - passed out from blass at February 22, 2018 11:33 PM (3tLP6)

Much of the nightclub scene is on You Tube.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (IuYIh)

435 I'd prefer the more simple solution: let those who already have their CCW carry. The beauty of that is that the scumbag has no idea who or how many, only that 1+ will be in his way.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (vUcdz)


Yup.

I live in an open carry state and often see people openly carrying (pro-tip to Leftist idjits, those aren't the people you have to worry about).

Still, it's better when a potential criminal has to worry about every single target potentially shooting back.

Posted by: The 2nd Hat of Amendment at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (itfg0)

436 It's been said before, but if we enforced the current laws and processes, this would not have happened. And if the rumors are correct about Broward cooking the numbers...we are lucky it wasn't worse.

More and more it seems to be about protecting the criminals and not the innocent. That's on Obama and his Cabal.

And the media. Boy, I really find them culpable for their utter lack of responsibility, and their complicity with Obama and Hollywood.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (YOIA1)

437 433. Idiotic of them. An iceback rag is bad enough - why gild the lily?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

438 I'm not convinced that "arming all the teachers" is a good idea.



For one, there may be those who object for religious or other reasons (you really want them to bake the cake?).



I'd prefer the more simple solution: let those who already have
their CCW carry. The beauty of that is that the scumbag has no idea who
or how many, only that 1+ will be in his way.

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (vUcdz)

I think you're right. The teachers who would be best with guns are those who already own and are comfortable with them. Some people just aren't. And I don't know that Bambi the Ditz who is screwing one of her 15 year old pupils is someone I'd want to see carrying. I could see the gun of a careless teacher being stolen by a student.

Somebody yesterday brought up mandatory gun ownership. I think that's as bad an idea as banning guns across the board. Not only I am against forcing people to own something, there are people who will never feel comfortable with guns or who are too stupid or feckless to handle them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (P8951)

439 Maybe wait a little before you throw the rope on that sheriff.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (nisXv)

440
You lose... comrade!
Posted by: yorgi the fun-loving cossack


Hey Giorgy!

https://youtu.be/I4nk5mSz_2s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

441 387
The sheriff needs to resign now

No, he needs to be removed from his position immediately by Gov Scott, his pay withheld and be brought up on charges of willful negligence.

That's what needs to happen to him. Tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:26 PM (tRaq7)

++++

The office of Sheriff is usually an elected office. I assume the same is the case in Florida. I doubt the governor has the power to remove a sheriff unless there is criminality or corruption. Again, I don't know the specifics for Florida, but I doubt very much that the governor has the authority to remove any elected official just because he wants to.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (pvjTE)

442 Sounds like some of the scandalous aspects of this disaster (the law enforcement side, county and FBI) is getting some attention. If there were anything resembling a press, this would quickly drown out the idiotic "gun control" hysteria. Thinking it probably will, anyway.


But the fact that even Trump and some usually non-useless GOP are playing along with the hysteria othan educate and act like leaders is depressing - I refer to Trump's jaw-dropping tweet earlier today about bump stocks and finally "doing something". He might just not have thought all this through. But at times I think he underestimates his own political power and options.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (QDnY+)

443 433 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)

Seattle residents are retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

444 You know as well as I do that's not how it works.

Then it's clearly time to change it and make it work.
I'm sick of prog politicians and their mealy-mouth excuses. We didn't used to have this problem and it's well within our power and capabilities to make it right again.

It's time to cut the bullshit and start getting serious about this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (tRaq7)

445 404 The impression that I get:

https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0

(sfw)

Seems to fit one of tonight's discussions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 22, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

I was wondering if the Mighty Mighty Bostones would make an appearance.

Well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)

446
"More and more it seems to be about protecting the criminals and not the innocent."

You've summed it up perfectly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (P8951)

447 Blast From the Past Dance Scene


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXi7mCd7JAQ

Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (IuYIh)

448 "But in the morning, Mrs. Clinton, I shall be indisputably sober."

Posted by: zombie Winston Churchill at February 22, 2018 11:34 PM (zCyNd)


Someone tried to match Churchill's daily drinking routine drink for drink... and fails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0u0KKAbIoo

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (itfg0)

449 There were no Castroites involved, so totally objective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 11:27 PM (YqDXo)

Say amigo, I could use some "brush-up" Spanish lessons, on the down-low, ya know?

Posted by: Julian Castro at February 22, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

450 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)

What the...HOW?!?

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 11:41 PM (ayUOl)

451 439. He's had a week of shifting blame and grandstanding. An honorable man would acknowledge systemic errors in his organization and step down to allow someone to do the job he clearly cannot. He is not an honorable man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

452 446
"More and more it seems to be about protecting the criminals and not the innocent."

You've summed it up perfectly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (P8951)

The criminals and the state. Everyone else can fuck right off.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

453 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)


Bwahahah hahahahaha

People are so lazy they can't even use their phones to check the flag. Hell, they are all in my emoji keyboard.

Oh, the stupid. It burns. And how can you not know the Confederate flag.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:42 PM (YOIA1)

454 whoever it was who said Winona Ryder was annoying in Stranger Things.... you were right.

'Wiiiiiill' is getting to be as grating as 'Wallllt' in Lost.

BSG can have her back now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)

455 I was wondering if the Mighty Mighty Bostones would make an appearance.

I couldn't think of any songs that would have been good to accompany the Spanish Civil War discussion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 22, 2018 11:43 PM (IcT7t)

456 Maybe wait a little before you throw the rope on that sheriff.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (nisXv) fnord (nisXv)


Not after he publicly blamed innocent people while he knew his people had "stood down" repeatedly, including on the day.

He should not be allowed in a position of responsibility again, ever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:43 PM (wB8Tg)

457 Or just throw a drink in her face, ibguy, at the next group (family?) meeting just like the end of the Caine Mutiny!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:43 PM (ewxPW)

458 I've never understood why someone would want to open carry. If I were a shit intent on killing a bunch of people in a public place, the first ones I would aim for would be the people with visible guns.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:43 PM (P8951)

459 remember when ponytail fatass thought the nazi flag was being flown at a Tennessee tea-party and it turned out to be the Tennessee flag... good times

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (6FqZa)

460 382 Nobody kills Russians like Russians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:19 PM (xJa6I)

So that a recommend for the Horde to watch Babylon Berlin?
Posted by: Robert's inner Mexican kicking in at February 22, 2018 11:25 PM (ayUOl)

I think...so.

The period costuming and sets are amazing. The main character is a bit of a pussy and kinda bad at his detective job.

But the plot and other characters are carrying the show for me.

I admire the ability of a German production company to work around the anti-Nazi laws. The focus of the show isn't about the rise of the Nazis.

It's about what ALLOWED the Nazis to become a viable alternative to Weimar decadence and Communist violence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

461 447 Blast From the Past Dance Scene


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXi7mCd7JAQ
Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 11:40 PM (IuYIh)

I really like that movie.

"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be off having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie!"
"I know, I'm really sorry!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

462
The cow story is pretty stupid. How is the cow supposed to know about the order that went out? The cow is on the lam. I doubt that has even seen a newspaper since escaping. Idiots.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (qGuLD)

463 I doubt the governor has the power to remove a sheriff unless there is criminality or corruption.

WD pointed out the corruption and I just pointed out the criminality.

That's more than enough to remove him. He is responsible for 17 deaths.

Are you aware that the cops were called to the shooter's home 39 times over the years? If that's not willful negligence, we need a new dictionary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (tRaq7)

464 Somebody yesterday brought up mandatory gun ownership. I think that's as bad an idea as banning guns across the board. ...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:39 PM (P8951)
*****************************

There's a city in Georgia that has a mandatory gun law.
A very safe town in which to live.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (y1gYQ)

465 BSG can have her back now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)

Mostly, he wants her front.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (Dbv1R)

466 Hat: Someone tried to match Churchill's daily drinking routine drink for drink... and fails.

Yea-ah, I think that's the kind of thing you need to work yourself up to.

*hic*

Posted by: mindful webworker - Winston Level Imbibery at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (3tLP6)

467 451
439. He's had a week of shifting blame and grandstanding. An honorable
man would acknowledge systemic errors in his organization and step down
to allow someone to do the job he clearly cannot. He is not an honorable
man.

I hear ya. I was talking about the sheriff at the school.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 11:45 PM (nisXv)

468 458 I've never understood why someone would want to open carry. If I were a shit intent on killing a bunch of people in a public place, the first ones I would aim for would be the people with visible guns.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:43 PM (P8951)

I prefer a low profile, personally.

But sometimes you just don't want to be harassed if you go to the supermarket with your pistol on your hip.

There are cultural considerations as well. If you're open carrying, you're claiming a 'tribe' just like with some tats and clothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

469 There's a city in Georgia that has a mandatory gun law.
----------

Kennesaw. It's an ordinance that is not enforced in any way.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 11:45 PM (SkuXa)

470 410 Does Gov. Scott actually have the authority to do something like that?

17 charges of willful neglect of duty that led to 17 deaths, that's manslaughter.

Yeah, he does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (tRaq7)

++++

That would be the case for the SRO/deputy, who I understand has already retired. The sheriff did not commit manslaughter just because one of his deputies shit his pants.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:46 PM (pvjTE)

471 professor disarray: "Agreed. But his boss was disgusted...which I think is telling.

It all seems really damning."


Yes, it does. My problem, and it's a much broader one, is that I don't believe my eyes and ears anymore when these big events transpire. I now have to resort to asking myself whose interests are at stake and try to interpret "truth". I don't believe the local PD. I don't trust the FBI. I don't have faith in Social Services. I sure as fuckity-fuck don't trust the media. And now we have the Activism Army moving in on a "local story". The parade of ass-covering here is epic and the trusts that I used to grant to institutions is gone.

So I refuse to jump at the first narratives (or "facts") that come out now. It's a life lesson that I finally accepted when I turned 29 last year. So now I cannot jump all over this SRO with a) limited, parsed information, and b) myriad interests looking to escape fault or move an agenda.

The hair-on-fire reactions that have become the norm simply have to stop. It is making America irrational.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:46 PM (H8S+R)

472 That one on the right is a dead ringer for a girl I once dated.

Does her face ring a bell?

Posted by: andycanuck



you know what THIS means . . .

youtube.com/watch?v=vsBak0oCgdY

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)


More like this...
https://youtu.be/4dOsbsuhYGQ

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 11:46 PM (yzxic)

473 Uzbeks. The weak link in the Great Chain of Socialism. Don't give them booze. And don't give them matches.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (ewxPW)

474 An honorable man would acknowledge systemic errors in his organization and step down to allow someone to do the job he clearly cannot. He is not an honorable man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

Better in the original Latin.

Posted by: Cicero, Oratio in Catilinam at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (zCyNd)

475 It's about what ALLOWED the Nazis to become a viable alternative to Weimar decadence and Communist violence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

Freakin sweet. A few weeks back I was watching a YouTube video that digressed into Weimar Germany and I realized I knew sweet fuck all about that period of German history.

Apparently it was really fucked up.

This just landed on my watch list. Danke schoen, bro!

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (ayUOl)

476 You can harden a school's defenses with armed guards and screening like at airports, but you cannot stop a killer from shooting from afar at recess, outside lunch, or before classes begin or when school's out, when students are massing at doorways.

The grounds will have to be secured at perimeters with more guards.

PDT should push this school security issue, including gun and defense training for ank kind of school workers that want it, and keep it up no matter what the left and GOPe throw at him.

The left has an election strategy, and it's time for PDT to have one, too.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (5OEn4)

477 326 Brenden Fraiser got divorced after his last mummy movie. The alimony was calculated on the idea he was going to continue to be a swashbuckling A-list celebrity for the rest of his life. Since he does not, like Tom Cruise, bath in the blood of infants, this did not hold, and he was bankrupt in a few years. His ex was a vengeful destroying bitch IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


It could have been worse. I watch true crime networks like ID and Justice. A lot of murders are committed by spouses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (+lVUW)

478 Doesn't Seattle have the Lenin Statue? I learned that here one night. I was gobsmacked. Seems they are okie-dokie with that. They probably think it is Willy Wonka.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOIA1)

479 There's a city in Georgia that has a mandatory gun law.

A very safe town in which to live.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (y1gYQ)

The thing is you should be able to have the freedom to NOT own one as well. I don't like the government forcing people to own anything.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (P8951)

480 467. The deputy? I mean, I suppose pointing out that he failed in the exercise of what must be an essential function might seem harsh, but then, I'm a harsh man. What did he think was the reason he was armed and on-campus, drawing a salary, this deputy? It wasn't to let this happen without making any effort to stop or even slow it down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (fA1SL)

481 I'm on the notification list for the local funeral home, which is only about three blocks away. Today I received a notice from them re Billy Graham. How strange to think that I drove by there a couple of times today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (qK7/b)

482 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)

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Damned secessionists.

Posted by: Sweden at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (giT7q)

483 478 Doesn't Seattle have the Lenin Statue? I learned that here one night. I was gobsmacked. Seems they are okie-dokie with that. They probably think it is Willy Wonka.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YOIA1)

Yes. Yes they do, up in Fremont. I have wanted to pull that thing down for years.

I....don't go to Fremont anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (xJa6I)

484 The cow story is pretty stupid. How is the cow supposed to know about the order that went out? The cow is on the lam. I doubt that has even seen a newspaper since escaping. Idiots.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (qGuLD) fnord (qGuLD)


Love those "90 degree turn" jokes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (wB8Tg)

485 475 It's about what ALLOWED the Nazis to become a viable alternative to Weimar decadence and Communist violence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

Freakin sweet. A few weeks back I was watching a YouTube video that digressed into Weimar Germany and I realized I knew sweet fuck all about that period of German history.

Apparently it was really fucked up.

This just landed on my watch list. Danke schoen, bro!
Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (ayUOl)

Enjoy man, let me know if you like it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

486 Putting a TSA checkpoint at every school in America would be insane. Arm the teachers and the admins. We don't need to have every kid strip searched just to go to class.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)

>>>

I agree. It's insane and unworkable...today. But it's where we're headed. If the objective is ZERO victims.

With all the helicopter parents we already have, and all the snowflakes being produced by our schools and popular culture, the demand for "zero risk" to students at school will eventually win-out. Someday in the near-future, five mothers whose children were killed before the CCL teacher 3 classrooms down came and shot the machete wielding nut-job will ask: How did the guy get in with a machete, and how do we stop it from ever happening again?

I am not advocating the TSA-type solution, I am only saying it's where I think we are headed in this increasingly risk-averse country.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (AMIL/)

487 Donna&&&&&&V: "If I were a shit intent on killing a bunch of people in a public place, the first ones I would aim for would be the people with visible guns."

Hmm. Reason No. 1 to make everyone carry. An armed society is a polite society. I heard that once upon a time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (H8S+R)

488 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289437/

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 11:38 PM (LiyEm)



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Damned secessionists.

Posted by: Sweden at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (giT7q)

A Norse is a Norse, of course, of course,

Except of course, when that Norse, is the famous Mr. Reb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)

489 Well, goodnight, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (P8951)

490 Kazak's are good horsemen and riflemen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (xJa6I)

491 What the...HOW?!?
Please tell me it was flying from an angled pole like the ones from people's house sides so the St Olaf's cross looked like an "X" even though even then it wouldn't look to CSA-ish especially with a lack of freakin' stars!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (ewxPW)

492 Some animal insights on slaughter house behavior of steers with a brief overview of being clear about the artificial insemination of heifers (for contrast).

Cooperative Extension Service Bulletin 49802 Excerpted from Chapter 13, sec 42A states:

Rule number one if you be in the cow/cattle/hog/sheep/goat business... you have to be smarter than them.

Cows have been know to stare at a new gate. So because they look at you as they approach their fate on the killin floor, the look doesn't mean squat.

It's the blood vapor that induces the hypnotic last stare. Then boom! It's lights out. Anthropomorphisizing the steer is a form of superstition. "They Know!" I call BS.

Further example: artificially inseminating a heifer...I've seen young farmers lose their minds and attraction to their girlfriend's because of that involved, but intimate process...

with a pipette 36 inches long full of bull semen, one's delivery arm wrapped in an arm-length condom....

The trick is to get the entire arm up way up into the heifer twat with that pipette loaded with reamin' creamin' screamin' bull semen, holding it in your delivery hand.

The pipette has a rubber "squeezer" on it like a turkey baster.

When your arm deep that squeezer is going to be almost touching the heifer's twat. And she's gonna be movin around, and yer talkin at her, telling her how good she is....

Oh wait...am I sayin this shit out loud?

Long story short.... when you squeeze that rubber bulb and the bull snot goes shootin home, the heifer lets out a loud moo....

If the tech isn't careful he'll think he caused that shit. Or think that because the heifer wasn't subjected to a real bull's big hunchin bang out, she's saying thank you or some shit.

Ya gotta be smarter than the heifer. You went up the correct alley way AND THAT'S WHY SHE MOOIN!

--- Ellis Pyle, Cooperative Extension Service Bulletin 49802; Dongola IL

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (ghzHY)

493 490. And their women are gorgeous.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (fA1SL)

494 Damned secessionists.

Posted by: Sweden at February 22, 2018 11:48 PM (giT7q)


F** both of you.

Posted by: Denmark at February 22, 2018 11:52 PM (itfg0)

495 That would be the case for the SRO/deputy, who I understand has already retired. The sheriff did not commit manslaughter just because one of his deputies shit his pants.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:46 PM (pvjTE)
*************

In a county as big a Broward, Sheriff is an administrative position. I'm sure the man is embarrassed but is not responsible for Deputy ShitPants.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 11:52 PM (y1gYQ)

496 The deputy? I mean, I suppose pointing out that he
failed in the exercise of what must be an essential function might seem
harsh, but then, I'm a harsh man. What did he think was the reason he
was armed and on-campus, drawing a salary, this deputy? It wasn't to
let this happen without making any effort to stop or even slow it down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (fA1SL)


Maybe Trump should suggest implementing the UCMJ for LEOs, or portions thereof.
https://tinyurl.com/y7u4pwyk

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 11:52 PM (yzxic)

497 Yea-ah, I think that's the kind of thing you need to work yourself up to.

*hic*

Posted by: mindful webworker - Winston Level Imbibery at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (3tLP6)

Aspiration, dedication, and discipline.

If I should have a thousand rounds, let them say, it was his finest Happy Hour.

Posted by: Miklos, on a free-pour regime at February 22, 2018 11:52 PM (zCyNd)

498 The sheriff did not commit manslaughter just because one of his deputies shit his pants.

But 39 calls to the shooters house for disturbances and nothing was done?

That stinks to high heaven. There is a reason that happened and it's not a good one.

39 calls.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:53 PM (tRaq7)

499 466 Hat: Someone tried to match Churchill's daily drinking routine drink for drink... and fails.

Yea-ah, I think that's the kind of thing you need to work yourself up to.

*hic*
Posted by: mindful webworker - Winston Level Imbibery at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (3tLP6)

Let me at im. I'll show that limey bastard!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 22, 2018 11:53 PM (cfHE9)

500 480
467. The deputy? I mean, I suppose pointing out that he failed in the
exercise of what must be an essential function might seem harsh, but
then, I'm a harsh man. What did he think was the reason he was armed
and on-campus, drawing a salary, this deputy? It wasn't to let this
happen without making any effort to stop or even slow it down.

Well, for me because nobody really knows yet. He could have been guarding a group of kids somewhere. I agree it looks shaky but I have to know more before I hang the fucker.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (nisXv)

501 That bovine from Poland is probably a crack cow.






(Wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (wPiJc)

502 457 andycanuck

And why waste a perfectly good drink on that scrunt?

(And yes, I just called my cousin a 'scrunt' - I hereby invoke the Gaffigan Rule)

Posted by: ibguy at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (vUcdz)

503 Night Donna of the Ampersands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (cfHE9)

504 Goodnight Donna, as always, good to see you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (xJa6I)

505 Mis Hum, regarding your being on the democrats' email list, could you amuse yourself by sending them links to youtube compilations of democrats weeping on election night?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (+lVUW)

506 501 That bovine from Poland is probably a crack cow.






(Wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (wPiJc)

Oh God.....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:54 PM (xJa6I)

507 Hmm. Reason No. 1 to make everyone carry. An armed society is a polite society. I heard that once upon a time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (H8S+R)


I was just thinking about that. I used to hear that a lot. Its true. If somebody got out of line and went nuts he wouldn't get very far. More important, a criminal enterprise wouldn't get very far either. The average street gang would be vanished by the end of the week.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (aMlLZ)

508 Now, if we would only allow those nice MS-13 Dreamers to contribute in our schools as good Americans, our schools would be completely safe.

They mow the grass too, I think.

Posted by: Nancy, on a Bordeaux binge at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (zCyNd)

509 Are you aware that the cops were called to the shooter's home 39 times over the years?
And a commenter on the evening open thread said that he'd held a gun to a guy's head (three times? I can't recall) but the sheriff's men talked the guy out of pressing charges over the misunderstanding and got them to 'hug it out' after an apology so he didn't sign the complaint. No link but I think I read about it at one of Insty's threads too.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (ewxPW)

510 Cooperative Extension Service Bulletin

The depth and breadth of information which can be gleaned from this blog is truly astonishing. Possibly mind-numbing at times. But, astonishing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all hat no cattle at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (3tLP6)

511 Night Donna of the &&&&

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 11:56 PM (YOIA1)

512 But 39 calls to the shooters house for disturbances and nothing was done?

That stinks to high heaven. There is a reason that happened and it's not a good one.

39 calls.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 11:53 PM (tRaq7)

++++

I agree. But, it is still an elected office. Unless there is evidence of criminality, I think the only way to "get" the sheriff is at election time. Someone needs to take their case to the people and just beat the bastard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 11:56 PM (pvjTE)

513 @ Nosferatu

Well.

That....was...interesting to know.

*Is glad he did NOT go into farming like Dad wanted*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

514 500. If that were the case, we'd have heard of it by now. This story needed a 'hero,' and a man who did that would have been one. As it is, it was JROTC and a teacher who had to try to save others.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:56 PM (fA1SL)

515 Except of course, when that Norse, is the famous Mr. Reb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)

Well, Norway did secede from Sweden...

Posted by: Miklos, in the Heart of Dixie at February 22, 2018 11:57 PM (zCyNd)

516 When will people realize that the capital "L" is simply a firearm rotated 90 degrees counter clockwise?!

And the number "7" is simply the alt-right symbol for the "Shoulder thing that goes up" that changes a normal rifle into an assault rifle!

Open your eyes people!

Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2018 11:57 PM (SGGel)

517 515. Much as glaciers calve off icebergs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

518 Are you aware that the cops were called to the shooter's home 39 times over the years?
And a commenter on the evening open thread said that he'd held a gun to a guy's head (three times? I can't recall) but the sheriff's men talked the guy out of pressing charges over the misunderstanding and got them to 'hug it out' after an apology so he didn't sign the complaint. No link but I think I read about it at one of Insty's threads too.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (ewxPW)


Chamberlain and Hitler hugged it out too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)

519 No Norse is good Norse.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2018 11:58 PM (wPiJc)

520 517 515. Much as glaciers calve off icebergs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

I can't tell if my people have been insulted or complimented...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:58 PM (xJa6I)

521 I think the guilt is going to destroy him from the inside.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

They say the trees hurt the worst by fires aren't the ones burnt down, but the ones left smoldering on the inside for months.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (BwJGV)

522 @477 A lot of murders are committed by spouses.
-----------------------

Phil Hartmann comes to mind.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (TadoT)

523 Well, Norway did secede from Sweden...

Posted by: Miklos, in the Heart of Dixie at February 22, 2018 11:57 PM (zCyNd)


*Sigh*

All those blonde haired blue eyed pre-teen future wives we could have had now...

Posted by: The "New" Swedes at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (itfg0)

524 Mark Andrew Edwards: *Is glad he did NOT go into farming like Dad wanted*

Speaking of such hands-on experience, now we need the Extension Service Bulletin regarding when the calf isn't positioned right to pop out of mama cow. Fun times.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all hat no cattle at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (3tLP6)

525 Ok. I couldn't sleep and I did some fact checking on this guy Jeff Kasky, father of child actor and Nellie Ohr friend Cameron Kasky. I browsed through his Twitter and he is certifiable filled with hatred. Literally no humor. Then I run across this tweet about their plans to establish a Jewish Caliphate are going as planned in commenting about Prince Harry marrying that chick from the show Suits.

Anyway is he a true Inner Party Bolshevik? Is this what it is about? I don't know much about the politics of Jewish people because there seems to be a huge difference between true American loving Jewish people and Commie Jewiesh people plus all the propaganda. Just seeking clarification that's it. Also y'all should give his Twitter a spin. Very enlightening about current situation.

I hate commies.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeffKasky/status/ 865260552137867265

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (g4lFK)

526 519 No Norse is good Norse.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2018 11:58 PM (wPiJc)


Word.

Posted by: Irish Monks at February 23, 2018 12:00 AM (itfg0)

527
Doesn't Seattle have the Lenin Statue?

Yes. Yes they do, up in Fremont. I have wanted to pull that thing down for years.


Meanwhile...
Vandals Who Destroyed Confederate Monument Get Off Scot-Free

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=375582

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:01 AM (IqV8l)

528 524 Mark Andrew Edwards: *Is glad he did NOT go into farming like Dad wanted*

Speaking of such hands-on experience, now we need the Extension Service Bulletin regarding when the calf isn't positioned right to pop out of mama cow. Fun times.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all hat no cattle at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (3tLP6)

My Dad and Grandfather had lots and lots of stories of helping with calving. (Both grew up or ran dairy farms or partly dairy)

Graphic stories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:01 AM (xJa6I)

529 Posted by: Nosferatu at February 22, 2018 11:51 PM (ghzHY)

I'm dyin here...

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (ayUOl)

530 Muldoon: No Norse is good Norse.

Your puns always manage to sweeden the blög.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I cannot afjord this now at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (3tLP6)

531 Nine Yards:

The Broward County Sheriff's Office, commonly known by the acronym BSO, is a public safety organization responsible for law enforcement and fire protection duties within Broward County, Florida.

The head of the organization is Sheriff Scott Israel. Wikipedia

Operations jurisdiction*: State of Florida, U.S.
Headquarters: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Agency executive: Scott Israel, Sheriff
Annual budget: 730 million USD
Number of employees: 5,800
Founded: 1915

Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (y1gYQ)

532 527
Doesn't Seattle have the Lenin Statue?

Yes. Yes they do, up in Fremont. I have wanted to pull that thing down for years.

Meanwhile...
Vandals Who Destroyed Confederate Monument Get Off Scot-Free

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=375582
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:01 AM (IqV8l)

There Ain't No Justice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (xJa6I)

533 Hmm. Reason No. 1 to make everyone carry. An armed society is a polite society. I heard that once upon a time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (H8S+R)

Again, there are people who don't want to own a gun, would be useless handling one and would probably shoot their own foot off or something. And there are people who are too careless or stupid to carry. Many of those people are called "liberals."
I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't. I simply do not believe in forcing people to do anything - I thought that was a conservative position and that it was Leftists who want to force their beliefs and ways of doing things onto others.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (P8951)

534 No Norse is good Norse.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2018 11:58 PM (wPiJc)

You can't mean the old Norge:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-nerds---broken-fridge/n8665?snl=1

Posted by: Miklos, in the Heart of Dixie at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (zCyNd)

535
No Norse is good Norse.
Posted by: Muldoon


Is that Norse code?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

536 Speaking of such hands-on experience, now we need the Extension Service Bulletin regarding when the calf isn't positioned right to pop out of mama cow. Fun times.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all hat no cattle at February 22, 2018 11:59 PM (3tLP6)


Oh please no. Some things are better left unknown. I've seen the shows where the vet puts their whole arm in...and that's enough knowledge.

Poor Betsy...no wonder she swam away.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:03 AM (YOIA1)

537 514
500. If that were the case, we'd have heard of it by now. This story
needed a 'hero,' and a man who did that would have been one. As it is,
it was JROTC and a teacher who had to try to save others.

I agree, but I also feel that just a minimum of resistant fire would have stopped that kid. I hope they let coaches that want to get CCW. They were the bad asses when I was in high school, along with shop teachers.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 12:03 AM (nisXv)

538 534. Ahhh....mrs. lubner.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:03 AM (fA1SL)

539 Jewish Caliphate

I shudder to imagine it. Anyone who doesn't call their mom every Friday afternoon gets beheaded

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:05 AM (6FqZa)

540 533 Donna

Preach it, sister.

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:05 AM (vUcdz)

541 So....I'm on the verge of suggesting something possibly stupid:

If I can find work (Hopefully in March), I'm considering volunteering to organize a Moron Meetup in the Seattle-ish area.

I think we have a number of morons in the area. I'm thinking we could do some grilling, maybe in one of the many parks. Or someplace where carry laws are flexible.

Thoughts?

Has this been done or proposed before?

I know most folks like to keep anon but I'm more or less out and proud as a moron. So I wouldn't have a problem with folks contacting me.

My hosting ability is a bit dependent on my funemployement ending soon, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:05 AM (xJa6I)

542 Back off, Elon. Find your own planet. I plowed her first.

Posted by: Matt Damon at February 23, 2018 12:05 AM (/qEW2)

543 537. Exactly. An armed man, with training, on-site, and he did nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

544 My Dad and Grandfather had lots and lots of stories of helping with calving. (Both grew up or ran dairy farms or partly dairy)

Graphic stories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
***************************

Jus tie a rope around the little feller's hooves, hook it to the tractor and pull 'em out. It'll be OK.

Posted by: Clem at February 23, 2018 12:06 AM (y1gYQ)

545 So there was a good guy with a gun who didn't stop the shooter? Take that NRA!

Posted by: John Harwood at February 23, 2018 12:06 AM (SkuXa)

546 533 Hmm. Reason No. 1 to make everyone carry. An armed society is a polite society. I heard that once upon a time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 11:50 PM (H8S+R)

Again, there are people who don't want to own a gun, would be useless handling one and would probably shoot their own foot off or something. And there are people who are too careless or stupid to carry. Many of those people are called "liberals."
I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't. I simply do not believe in forcing people to do anything - I thought that was a conservative position and that it was Leftists who want to force their beliefs and ways of doing things onto others.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 23, 2018 12:02 AM (P8951)

Well folks are prone to hyperbole.
I also know people who should not be around firearms. Many of them teach.

But those willing and able to take the training, yeah, I am ok with them gunning up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (xJa6I)

547 539. Beheaded? They should be so lucky.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (fA1SL)

548 541 MAE

I'm rootin' for you.

Drop me a line if you'd like some tips on MoMe organizing.

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (vUcdz)

549 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.
------------

I ran up a Union Jack after Brexit passed. A neighbor (from NJ) was incensed. Iasked her why she was upset, "Because it's racist", she replied. After she had made a proper fool of herself, I explained that it was the British flag. "Oh", she said. Never asked why it as up.

I do, in fact, put up a Bonnie Blue flag beneath the American flag on Confederate Memorial Day. The only person who has ever commented said, "I didn't know you are from Texas".

A pic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (qK7/b)

550 548 541 MAE

I'm rootin' for you.

Drop me a line if you'd like some tips on MoMe organizing.
Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (vUcdz)

Will do!

Thanks ibguy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (xJa6I)

551 475 It's about what ALLOWED the Nazis to become a viable alternative to Weimar decadence and Communist violence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)


And Communist violence plus shitty French diplomacy - namely, the Versailles treaty - didn't just allow the Nazis to become viable, but induced their rise.

Imagine the scenario in the American context: the financial system collapses, life savings are wiped out, impoverishing the middle class, and Communist thugs are rioting in the streets and threatening to take over as they had but a decade or so earlier in Russia. The bourgeois parties are helpless before Red violence and burgeoning inflation imposed by reparations.

Suddenly someone bursts onto the scene who is tough enough to go toe to toe with the Communists in the streets, who promises to renounce the Versailles treaty and restore prosperity, and rebuild pride in the nation.

Yeah, he spouts crazy talk, but desperate people are willing to blow off that off as rhetoric. He doesn't really mean it, they think. And the alternative is the Communists, who also spout crazy talk, and who've made all to clear exactly what they would do, and God knows, they mean every word.

What do you do? The Germans were hosed either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (YqDXo)

552
Jus tie a rope around the little feller's hooves, hook it to the tractor and pull 'em out. It'll be OK.
Posted by: Clem


How many times did the legs get pulled off?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (IqV8l)

553 A pic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

Oops : https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9c7rvv2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (qK7/b)

554 543
537. Exactly. An armed man, with training, on-site, and he did nothing.

We'll see I guess. I hope not.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (nisXv)

555 550 MAE

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (vUcdz)

556 539 Jewish Caliphate

I shudder to imagine it. Anyone who doesn't call their mom every Friday afternoon gets beheaded
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:05 AM (6FqZa)

That's humor. What this guy seems to be involved with is Supremistist type thinking that goes along well with all Marxtst collectivist thinking.

His Twitter feed was eye opening because of the pure commie hatred then that tweet and I'm like what?

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 12:09 AM (g4lFK)

557 "I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't."

Every single one of them is a descendant of people who did, even if it was a sharpened stick 10,000 years ago.

Posted by: Miklos, not giving an inch at February 23, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

558 Costly but an effective partial remedies--- refit classrooms to have "safe rooms" where practicable; fire escapes for second story classrooms; a standard backdoor exit point so students don't have to herd into main hallways.

Older schools were designed for Mayberry. New ones should incorporate standard structural security deterrents.

Fire drills? Sure. Shooter drills? Weekly during the first month of school. An alert student body will keep themselves safe.

But honestly: we're so screwed.

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 23, 2018 12:10 AM (ghzHY)

559 That's humor

yeah, that's one of the perks of a properly-run Jewliphate. Mel Brooks Mondays

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:10 AM (6FqZa)

560 556 539 Jewish Caliphate

Not a great plan: As if you could get 2 Jews to agree to ... bupkis.

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (vUcdz)

561 557 "I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't."

Every single one of them is a descendant of people who did, even if it was a sharpened stick 10,000 years ago.

Posted by: Miklos, not giving an inch at February 23, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)


Personal arms are the hallmark of the free.

Posted by: The Free Hat at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (itfg0)

562 559 That's humor

yeah, that's one of the perks of a properly-run Jewliphate. Mel Brooks Mondays
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:10 AM (6FqZa)

Apparently Mel Brooks still comes over to Carl Reiner's house every night for dinner and tapes of Jeopardy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

563 Fucking deep blue commie districts. That shit is so foreign to me it might as well be practiced on the dark side of the moon.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (g4lFK)

564 "Jewliphate"

*In tears*

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (ayUOl)

565 I ran up a Union Jack after Brexit passed. A neighbor (from NJ) was incensed. Iasked her why she was upset, "Because it's racist", she replied. After she had made a proper fool of herself, I explained that it was the British flag. "Oh", she said. Never asked why it as up.


These stories should not make me laugh, but they do.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (YOIA1)

566
453 Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.


What a bunch of dumbass mofos. Hordes of filthy scandis, particularly squareheads, migrated to that region. Those who neglect the past are condemned to condemn it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 12:11 AM (pNxlR)

567 551. Yep. Not a good situation at all, for anyone. People tend to forget how messy things get - I can be guilty of that myself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

568
Older schools were designed for Mayberry. New ones should incorporate standard structural security deterrents.

Every school will cost a billion dollars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

569 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 11:55 PM (aMlLZ)

That's exactly what happened to the Hell's Angels when they announced they now owned the neighborhood my dad grew up in. The hispanics, blacks, and whites fought each other generally (though not like you see today) but they all instantly swung into action to "encourage" the Hell's Angels to look elsewhere.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (rp9xB)

570
Well, for me because nobody really knows yet. He could have been guarding a group of kids somewhere. I agree it looks shaky but I have to know more before I hang the fucker.


According to reports, the Sheriff placed the Coward on suspension after seeing the surveillance video of him standing outside the door.

Sheriff is playing CYA. He knew this would come out.

Heads need to roll. I bet Gov Scott's phone hasn't stopped ringing all night. And I hope people are circling that Coward's home with bullhorns all night, too. It's a hell of a lot less than what he really deserves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (tRaq7)

571 I enjoy history so maybe I don't count but even a foreigner like me knows about the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (ewxPW)

572 559 bth

>> Jewliphate

/golf clap

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:13 AM (vUcdz)

573 Okay, I was talking to someone about 'the square root incident', when they related a 2016 story about an economics professor removed from an airline flight for writing down a differential equation.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybehl4aa

(Business Insider, though it's covered at several other name publications too)

He did manage to blame Trump voters for the incident happening, just in case you were developing a case of the sympathies.

Le sigh. Thx for the ONT Dave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (0ogQG)

574 Oops : https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9c7rvv2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (qK7/b)

Oh no-I hope there isn't a story about your daughter named after the flag, a tragic horse riding accident, and a difficult divorce proceeding.

Posted by: Margaret "Miklos" Mitchell at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (zCyNd)

575 Every school will cost a billion dollars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

Throw it on the credit card, we're good for it.

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (ayUOl)

576 562 MAE

Jewpardy

Posted by: ibguy at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (vUcdz)

577 Jay laid out the pre-Nazi situation well. And recall that even in that context, the Nazis never topped a third of the vote (parliamentary system), in real elections (though some of the outlandish numbers they ran up in plebiscites after they had outlawed their opposition were not *entirely* bogus, since they were riding a wave of popularity from economic and other success).


A good accessible treatment of all this can be found in a few of Richard Evans' books (The Coming of the Third Reich, The Third Reich in Power). He has one more book in the trilogy, covering the war years and of course the ultimate destruction of the regime.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (QDnY+)

578
This Cameron Kasky character in Parkland appears to be a vile and despicable little shit. A face badly in need of a face, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (pNxlR)

579 I don't want to carry a gun. I live my life in a way that should minimize risk of needing one 24/7. I didn't say eliminate the need for one. I have guns in my home for protection but I'm not carrying them to the mailbox, to the Teeter or out on a jog. I like my odds.

Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (EFvVi)

580 But those willing and able to take the training, yeah, I am ok with them gunning up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:07 AM (xJa6I)
********************

This should be the Dems dream; race makes no difference, nor sex, nor height, nor strength, nor any of the myriad things they use to separate people.

Oh, wait! That dream would be a nightmare. Ha!

Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (y1gYQ)

581 That's humor. What this guy seems to be involved
with is Supremistist type thinking that goes along well with all Marxtst
collectivist thinking.



His Twitter feed was eye opening because of the pure commie hatred then that tweet and I'm like what?

Posted by: Monk at February 23, 2018 12:09 AM (g4lFK)

Monk, the guy is shitposting. You are nuts if you take it seriously. Anybody who actually wanted to found a Jewish world-wide superstate would never use the term "Jewish Caliphate".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (Dbv1R)

582 556. That's absurd, of course. Slavs are the master race, as this brief educational film demonstrates:

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:16 AM (fA1SL)

583 Yeah, he spouts crazy talk, but desperate people are willing to blow off that off as rhetoric. He doesn't really mean it, they think. And the alternative is the Communists, who also spout crazy talk, and who've made all to clear exactly what they would do, and God knows, they mean every word.

What do you do? The Germans were hosed either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 12:08 AM (YqDXo)


That's why the left calls trump a nazi. Dude came out of nowhere and fucked up the commie plans.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 23, 2018 12:16 AM (aMlLZ)

584 He could have been guarding a group of kids somewhere.


He was in the school with another student, and when it started, he ran out of the school. I posted the article...somewhere on one of these threads. I guess it xould change. But they have video of the whole thing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:16 AM (YOIA1)

585
In case you didn't see it, look for the video of Dana Loesch unloading on the MSM ghouls at CPAC today.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 12:17 AM (pNxlR)

586 Sheriff is playing CYA. He knew this would come out.

I know, and shit happens. They look guilty trying to look honest.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2018 12:17 AM (nisXv)

587 579 I don't want to carry a gun. I live my life in a way that should minimize risk of needing one 24/7. I didn't say eliminate the need for one. I have guns in my home for protection but I'm not carrying them to the mailbox, to the Teeter or out on a jog. I like my odds.

Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (EFvVi)


The benefit of CCWs being common is that you don't have to carry in order to deter.

It is not a question of what one chooses to carry or not, but the right of people in your situation to carry or not.

Posted by: The Conceiled Hat at February 23, 2018 12:18 AM (itfg0)

588 A critique of the Broward County Sheriff's department including about them not arresting trouble-making students to make the county school system look good on student crime rates...
https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/966854507744374784

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 12:18 AM (ewxPW)

589 Right. And I choose not to.

Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 12:19 AM (EFvVi)

590 BackwardsBoy likes lobster: "But 39 calls to the shooters house for disturbances and nothing was done?"

Yeah, that's where the fix should have been. The last resort is the worst resort because, pretty much, only bad can happen. It's just the degree of bad when the smoke clears.

So what can be done, legally and Constitutionally, between calls one and X (in this case, thirty-nine) that can diffuse a situation and prevent tragedy? And that's where it gets ugly because the gray area between individual rights and public safety are so intertwined. Who wants to jump out of the frying pan and into the fire of denying someone their rights to be free of state care?

I mean look at the SJW's who we read about regularly or the punk-wokes who threaten, attack, and abuse folks on the streets and in the hallways and who are never restrained? Or, in this case, broken people who have lost restraint? Who is going to give them an extended timeout away from others? Answer: No one.

So that's the conundrum. We are going to have violent tragedies because society insists we have them. That's the downside of free people. But we must insist upon the freedom to defend ourselves when the State Plan, whatever it is, fails. And that's where preservation of the 2nd, as written, is and remains essential.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2018 12:19 AM (H8S+R)

591 Oh no-I hope there isn't a story about your daughter named after the flag, a tragic horse riding accident, and a difficult divorce proceeding.
Posted by: Margaret "Miklos" Mitchell
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Well, after all, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer O'Hara at February 23, 2018 12:20 AM (qK7/b)

592 So, you heard about the Jewish Caliphate? What's up with that?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld, Caliph of Comedy Gold at February 23, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

593 Well, when we give the illegal aliens their driver's licenses we should definitely provide each a gun. And then maybe a voter registration card. Bcz we don't want them to feel bad. Plus, all the isms we are.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:20 AM (YOIA1)

594 >>>Seattle residents complained about a "Confederate Flag" in their town square.It was the Norwegian flag.


Hey, it's understandable mistake. It's not like they could spend 2 seconds searching "Confederate Flag" before assholishly making false accusations that might incite harassment or vandalism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 23, 2018 12:20 AM (/qEW2)

595 So there was a good guy with a gun who didn't stop the shooter? Take that NRA!

Posted by: John Harwood at February 23, 2018 12:06 AM (SkuXa) fnord (SkuXa)


So, basically, only the people who didn't stop the shooter should have guns?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 23, 2018 12:20 AM (wB8Tg)

596 "But 39 calls to the shooters house for disturbances and nothing was done?"
---------

I remain staggered by that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:21 AM (qK7/b)

597 Jewish world-wide superstate
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:14 AM (Dbv1R)

Oy vey!

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:21 AM (ayUOl)

598 And Hitler's talk got a *lot* crazier on certain topics after he was in power.


Germans weren't looking for wars of conquest, nor was genocide and mass murder an item in the party's program when they depended on attracting votes. The bloodless successes like the Rhineland and Saarland and the Sudetenland were very popular. Read accounts of Berlin on September 1, 1939 to get a sense of how thrilled everyone was that Germany was once again embroiled in a major European war. Not so much.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

599 Right. And I choose not to.

Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 12:19 AM (EFvVi)

It's good to have good neighbors.

Posted by: Miklos from Neighborhood Watch at February 23, 2018 12:22 AM (zCyNd)

600 A Seattle ron and ette meetup sounds good.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2018 12:23 AM (0tfLf)

601 Is "Trump is Hitler" still a thing? I thought we moved on to something else. Not sure what.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:23 AM (YOIA1)

602 Why does the county they named after me have to be so horribly run?!

Posted by: Napioleon Bonaparte Broward at February 23, 2018 12:23 AM (BwJGV)

603 601. He's also Stalin. He's two, two ill-informed hyperboles in one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

604 So, basically, only the people who didn't stop the shooter should have guns?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

The modern man has no use for a gun. But he does love hummus and olives and he never puts the dishes away until they're completely dry.

Posted by: John Harwood at February 23, 2018 12:24 AM (SkuXa)

605 Hey, it's understandable mistake. It's not like they could spend 2 seconds searching "Confederate Flag" before assholishly making false accusations that might incite harassment or vandalism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
------------

Oh, that's it, blame the victims.

Posted by: SJW at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (qK7/b)

606 "Republican X is Hitler" is evergreen.

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (ayUOl)

607 The flag ID incident reminds me of another (also discussed here at AoS) about a Tennessee state flag at a Tea Party rally.

Now, the Tennessee flag could evoke thoughts of the Confederacy based on its design;...

however, it was referred to as a "Nazi Flag"

Posted by: RioBravo at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (giT7q)

608 604. Ha! I remember that article and ace's blistering response.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (fA1SL)

609 Does not matter what clothes I am wearing nor the time, he always knows.

I cannot quite figure it out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 10:17 PM (cfHE9)


You've got your game face on when you go to work, an attitude. Your dog senses that you are in control, that you have a purpose. The dog's like 'well, cool, I'll just let the little fella take the lead while I rest my weary bones'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (UTgdE)

610 589 Right. And I choose not to.

Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 12:19 AM (EFvVi)


And that right to choose is worth fighting for.

Posted by: The Choosing Hat at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (itfg0)

611 if it were lawful for me to carry everyday, i would consider it.

i would, more likely than not, but that is not anyone elses's business.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (rtKGD)

612 Why don't we ever hear "Trump is Napoleon"?

Like...at least change it up?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (ayUOl)

613 ABD beat me to it - focusing only on practicalities, *what* were the actual options for Broward law enforcement in dealing with this nutjob (or anyone like him)?


Specifically, what could they do? Pre-emptively, I mean. Based on ample evidence of his being a threat to society. Our laws and system (thankfully) make anything like preventive detention pretty hard.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (QDnY+)

614 The Polish cow has currently evaded local police patrols, a National Guard unit, and is launching a one man assault on the local sheriff's station...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (Tnhbr)

615 "Republican X is Hitler" is evergreen.

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (ayUOl)

That course is mandatory for all incoming students.

Posted by: Evergreen State University at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (zCyNd)

616 I'm out.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 23, 2018 12:29 AM (Ckg4U)

617 Hey, it's understandable mistake. It's not like they could spend 2 seconds searching "Confederate Flag" before assholishly making false accusations that might incite harassment or vandalism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
------------

Oh, that's it, blame the victims.
Posted by: SJW at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (qK7/b)
-------

Yes, check your Privilege.

Remember when they were handing out those cards with all the boxes checked? Good times. I keep laughing. I think I've lost it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:29 AM (YOIA1)

618 Nite slapweasel. Feel better.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:29 AM (YOIA1)

619 I do, in fact, put up a Bonnie Blue flag beneath the American flag on
Confederate Memorial Day. The only person who has ever commented said,
"I didn't know you are from Texas".


Did you ever catch when I posted a re-write of that song? I wrote it back in the tea party days. I thought it was rather good, to be honest.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 23, 2018 12:29 AM (Nyyc4)

620 Donna&&&&&&V: "I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't. I simply do not believe in forcing people to do anything..."

No, I agree. I was just being a little facetious. Let those who want to carry, carry. People who don't feel comfortable with a gun should not carry. Absolutely should they not carry. And Michael Moore should not ever be allowed to carry or be permitted armed protection. That would be fair.

But the bigger theory is if everyone can carry, criminals have no idea who or how many will turn them into swiss cheese. The element of surprise works both ways while empowering innocents.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2018 12:30 AM (H8S+R)

621 "Trump is Pinochet"

Or would that just turn out the entire Republican base at this point?

Start investing in "helicopter tours"?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)

622 "Every school will cost a billion dollars."

ALL risk reduction solutions will cost an assload because SCHOOL DISTRICT vampires are involved.

Try bonding all those school personnel to carry licensed firearms.

Try settling negligent homicide suits that will be caused by this kind of nightmare: some asshat teacher Becky or Principal Norv with a 9 shoots through a hollow cinder block wall and takes out the janitor.

Try covering licensing, training and safety instruction, and adapting newly minted teachers to come into a "gunplay" potential environment.

Solutions will cost.

What do the Israelis do?

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (ghzHY)

623 Thoughts on this?

https://squawker.org/analysis/extemistkasky/

Florida Shooting Survivor Cameron Kasky Wants To Punch All Republicans, Says All NRA Members Deserve Death

Think CNN knew about that when they had him question Rubio last night?

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (/yz7P)

624 Read accounts of Berlin on September 1, 1939 to get a sense of how thrilled everyone was that Germany was once again embroiled in a major European war. Not so much.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

It is a weird psychology (if you can call it that for what was a police state.) You have the initial hesitancy and qualms of the German high command. Then the European complete lay-down, which ran contrary to those fears (at least with respect to the Sudetenland, Austria and the rest of Czechoslovakia.) The relative easy conquest of Poland and France. All the grievances of WWI paid off in a lump.

I can see it. You go from the lows of the 20's to a place of European supremacy. It would make anyone out of sorts.

Hitler was not exactly the most stable of people to begin with, but for others, it I think kind of made them wonder- especially with the initial mistake of not crushing the forces at Dunkirk. The Battle of Britain, or the first true gigantic mistake- invading the Soviets much later than optimal.

Plus, propaganda that rivals modern day- but even more unified without dissenting voices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (cfHE9)

625 It seems like Polish cows are doing whatever the hell they want:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybeubtwo

(Note: links to NPR)

Posted by: RioBravo at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (giT7q)

626 613. In this instance, I'd say letting him 'hug it out' with the person threatened with grievous bodily harm might jave been a mistake. Similarly, and let's be honest here, there are ways law enforcement can and does deal with problem people who are *just* this side of criminal that place them well within the reach of the long arm of the law.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)

627 Ha know, I haven't even started drinking yet.

Should I have this vodka straight or no?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (ayUOl)

628 Harwood also pulled the "police training that a teacher would never get" card.

So he obviously doesn't actually know any cops.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (SkuXa)

629 What do the Israelis do?

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (ghzHY)

Not have tort law.

Posted by: Miklos, amateur rebbi at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

630 That course is mandatory for all three incoming students.
Posted by: Evergreen State University
--------------

Edited

Posted by: SJW at February 23, 2018 12:33 AM (qK7/b)

631 And that right to choose is worth fighting for.

Posted by: The Choosing Hat at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (itfg0)


With what?

Posted by: Miklos, amateur at February 23, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)

632 You've got your game face on when you go to work, an attitude. Your dog senses that you are in control, that you have a purpose. The dog's like 'well, cool, I'll just let the little fella take the lead while I rest my weary bones'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (UTgdE)

I have thought of that, so I have tried to recreate it on the weekend. Even wore the polo shirt and slacks I usually wear to work. Try to recreate the resigned, purposeful, slightly hurried stride.

Nope. Still knows. Maybe I'm just a horrible actor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 12:34 AM (cfHE9)

633 621 "Trump is Pinochet"

Or would that just turn out the entire Republican base at this point?

Start investing in "helicopter tours"?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)


Now-a-days in this country?

Better be able to laugh as millions of Hippies die.

Posted by: The Helicoopter Hat at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (itfg0)

634 The Polish cow has currently evaded local police patrols, a National Guard unit, and is launching a one man assault on the local sheriff's station...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (

lol
I love that cow.



We should tell Seattle that Lenin statue is really Trump. That should get it taken down.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (YOIA1)

635 627 Ha know, I haven't even started drinking yet.

Should I have this vodka straight or no?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (ayUOl)


Mainline that b***c!

Posted by: The Ethanolicous Hat at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (itfg0)

636 He was in the school with another student, and when it started, he ran out of the school. I posted the article...somewhere on one of these threads. I guess it xould change. But they have video of the whole thing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:16 AM (YOIA1)
********************************

It's been expressed, one way or another, about nineteen time on this thread alone. Some people don't want to hear it or are for some reason sympathetic to the coward Deputy Sheriff.

Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 12:36 AM (y1gYQ)

637 600 A Seattle ron and ette meetup sounds good.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2018 12:23 AM (0tfLf)

So close, yet so far. I don't think I'll be able to come if it's within the next few months.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 12:36 AM (BwJGV)

638 621. When he shows up in a slate-grey cloak, peaked cap, amd sunglasses, we shall know they finally made a maniac outta him. I still have my hopes.

https://youtu.be/yy9VvAuCCEg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:36 AM (fA1SL)

639 We should tell Seattle that Lenin statue is really Trump. That should get it taken down.



Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (YOIA1)

Krazy-glue a Trump wig to Lenin's brazen dome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:36 AM (Dbv1R)

640 Huh. Stopped clocks and blind pigs....


Ahem. The alexthechick Style Guide version is "even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day".

Hi ONT!

Posted by: Jameson Irish Whiskey at February 23, 2018 12:37 AM (fuK7c)

641 Trump is Pinochet"



At least half our population will think you are calling him Pinocchio. They don't even know the Confederate flag!

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:37 AM (YOIA1)

642 Ha know, I haven't even started drinking yet.

Should I have this vodka straight or no?

Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:32 AM (ayUOl)

You holdin'?

Posted by: *hic!* at February 23, 2018 12:37 AM (zCyNd)

643 Mainline that b***c!
Posted by: The Ethanolicous Hat at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (itfg0)

Enema it is!

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:38 AM (ayUOl)

644 Did you ever catch when I posted a re-write of that song? I wrote it back in the tea party days. I thought it was rather good, to be honest.

Posted by: Weirddave
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Nope. Missed it, but I can kind of imagine it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:39 AM (qK7/b)

645 Yeah I doubt I'd carry if the county were liberated by change of sheriff or partial restoration of the constitution by the "judiciary".


But I'd surely take the class and get the permit cuz fun, shooting, etc. Just to have the option.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

646 Welp, time to take the dog out for a walk and then off to bed.

Have a good one, you magnificent bastards/princesses.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:39 AM (xJa6I)

647 We should tell Seattle that Lenin statue is really Trump. That should get it taken down.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:35 AM (YOIA1)

Oh fuck. Somebody should superglue a Golden Scalp Weasel to the top of the thing.

Hilarity and confusion (but mostly confusion) would ensue.

Posted by: Artistic Miklos at February 23, 2018 12:40 AM (zCyNd)

648 604. Ha! I remember that article and ace's blistering response.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:26 AM (fA1SL)


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He eats every last bit of the steak, including the charred bits and the gristle. That's badass.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 23, 2018 12:40 AM (/qEW2)

649 Krazy-glue a Trump wig to Lenin's brazen dome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:36 AM (Dbv1R)

lol
Oh please do.

Hey, that reminds me, isn't there a gigantic statue of a nude woman being put up in Washington in March? Bcz the brain trust of lawyers we have in government couldn't think of a way around it. And, of course, it was done by a man, to empower women.

All the women who do porn and pose nude say it is empowering women. What a canard. It so does not. It just objectifies us more. Do they really believe this crap. Joke's on them.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:40 AM (YOIA1)

650 Good night, Mister Mark!

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:41 AM (ayUOl)

651 Oh shit. Still had a whiskey sock on.

Hi ONT.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:41 AM (fuK7c)

652 Think CNN knew about that when they had him question Rubio last night?

That was the little snot-nosed punk that Dondi couldn't even stand up to last night? Rush played that clip today and said there was nothing Dondi could've said at that point.

Bullshit. How about, "I understand that emotions are running high right now. I also understand that you're young and not in full control yet. There's also quite a bit you don't know about life either. So I'll ignore your childish insult to tell you that I'll continue to accept money from the NRA because they stand against anyone who wants to take away our hard earned Constitutional rights.

Oh, and one other thing young lad: You need to learn that casting blame on someone or something that had nothing to do with this tragedy, as you just did to me, is very immature and not something that responsible adults do."

Naturally, the shit would've hit the fan, but that was a good time to tell the truth and don't back down. As usual, Rubio couldn't do it. Y'all don't know how embarrassed I am to admit that I voted for him and that he's my congresscritter.

He's being blackmailed. That's the only thing that could possibly explain his sudden and dramatic reversal on the issues he spoke so eloquently about (without notes) on the campaign trail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 12:41 AM (tRaq7)

653 Yeah, French is kind of an idiot. Friend will occasionally text me excerpts from his latest. Wow. Again, I have not looked to such writers, much, for guidance for decades, but it's not hard to see how the country has become so dumbed down it's unrecognizable.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

654 Time for the old folk. Gosh, this month kinda snuck out of here without notice.

Anyway, y'all keep in mind that you're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. By next Feb the place will be so improved you won't recognize it.

Goodnite, good people. Stay warm and safe.





Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (S/hVx)

655 All the women who do porn and pose nude say it is empowering women.
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You know what really empowers women? Slutwalks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (qK7/b)

656 Posted by: Artistic Miklos at February 23, 2018 12:40 AM (zCyNd)

*bows to the faster Master, AOP*

Posted by: Artistic Miklos at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

657 Night Mark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (cfHE9)

658 @613 Specifically, what could they do? Pre-emptively, I mean. Based on ample evidence of his being a threat to society. Our laws and system (thankfully) make anything like preventive detention pretty hard.
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At one point they were called out because Cruz pointed a gun at another student.

THAT by itself would have been enough to lock him up.

Posted by: junior at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (TadoT)

659 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (cfHE9)

660 Posted by: Robert at February 23, 2018 12:25 AM (ayUOl)

That course is mandatory for all incoming students.
Posted by: Evergreen State University at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (zCyNd)

That was our idea first!

Posted by: UC Berkeley at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (BwJGV)

661 "I can think of quite a few people I would NEVER want to carry, and fortunately, they don't."

I'm thinking of a female relative, a diagnosed manic depressive with notoriously poor impulse control. I would be terrified if she ever had a gun, luckily she at least has enough sense to know she shouldn't. If she had one the only question would be who she shot first, herself or the first person who had the bad luck of pissing her off. No way could she keep her finger off that trigger for long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (V2Yro)

662 641. Commies know his name. They fear him. Ever notice how - of all the many, many South American strongmen and dictators - Augusto is singled out for particular abuse and calumny? There's a reason - he stopped them cold in their tracks, and left the nation free, prosperous, and proud. Hell, he nearly WON the plebiscite he called to renew his leadership. Think of that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)

663 579I don't want to carry a gun. I live my life in a way that should
minimize risk of needing one 24/7. I didn't say eliminate the need for
one. I have guns in my home for protection but I'm not carrying them to
the mailbox, to the Teeter or out on a jog. I like my odds.
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First of all, you do you (as they say). I am not encouraging anyone or anything, we all go our own way. But, I will say one thing that I believe to be absolutely true.

No one EVER needs a gun...............unless they need it really badly.

Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 12:43 AM (n13/j)

664 You know what really empowers women? Slutwalks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (qK7/b)

Little cardio goes a long way.

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:44 AM (ayUOl)

665 hubbahubba

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:44 AM (ayUOl)

666 8:

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:44 AM (ayUOl)

667 Nope. Missed it, but I can kind of imagine it.

Well, I found it. Buried down on the F drive, thank God for the search function:

Bonnie Blue Gadson Flag

"We are a band of brothers
And native to the soil,
Fighting for the property
We gained by honest toil;
And when our rights were threatened,
The cry rose near and far--
"Hurrah for the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar!"

CHORUS: Hurrah! Hurrah!
Individual rights hurrah!
Hurrah for the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.

While the D.C elite,
Were faithful to their trust,
Like friends and like brothers
Both kind were we and just;
But now, when Federal treachery
Attempts our rights to mar,
We hoist on high the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

First gallant Rick Santelli
cried out from the exchange,
The people followed quickly,
rejecting this new "change".
Alsaka's native daughter,
inspired many more
All raised on high the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

Ye men of valor, gather round
The banner of our fight;
From home to halls of Congress
The statist foe we smite.
We shall oppose the president,
his cronies and his tzars;
Now rally round the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

And then in old Virginia--
progressives met their fate--
Along with blue New Jersey
showed reforms can not wait;
Impelled by their example,
Now other states prepare
To hoist on high the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

Then cheer, boys, cheer;
Raise the joyous shout,
The two-ten midterms proved our case
There is no remaining doubt;
And let another rousing cheer
For freedom's light be given,
"Don't tread on me" from the Gadson Flag
Flys proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

Then here's to our Republic,
Strong are we and brave;
Like patriots of old we'll fight
Our rule of law to save.
And rather than submit to shame,
To die we would prefer;
So cheer for the Gadson Flag
Fly proudly from our spar.--CHORUS

Posted by: Weirddave at February 23, 2018 12:45 AM (Nyyc4)

668 Yay, I fucked up the smilie!

Okay, gonna go shower. Might be back all liquored up.

Posted by: Robert, nervous, a'skeered, Heart all a'twitter at February 23, 2018 12:45 AM (ayUOl)

669 Oh shit. Still had a whiskey sock on.

Hi ONT.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:41 AM (fuK7c)

I've heard of whiskey d*cks, but whiskey socks?

The wise man is aware of that which he does not know.

Posted by: Miklos, handing in his Blind Monk card at February 23, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

670 Night, irongrampa.

I'm out shortly myself. This whole coward cop thing has me fairly upset still.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 12:46 AM (tRaq7)

671 >>>All the women who do porn and pose nude say it is empowering women

Objectification empowers women!

Posted by: SJW Doublethink at February 23, 2018 12:46 AM (BwJGV)

672 btw, what is a Teeter?

Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 12:46 AM (n13/j)

673 Specifically, what could they do? Pre-emptively, I mean. Based on ample evidence of his being a threat to society. Our laws and system (thankfully) make anything like preventive detention pretty hard.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:27 AM (QDnY+)
************

He's an upright citizen 'till he pulls out that gun.

Posted by: gNewt at February 23, 2018 12:47 AM (y1gYQ)

674 btw, what is a Teeter?
Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 12:46 AM (n13/j)

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Hell if I know.

Posted by: Totter at February 23, 2018 12:48 AM (giT7q)

675 All the women who do porn and pose nude say it is empowering women.
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You know what really empowers women? Slutwalks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:42 AM (qK7/b)
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Mortifying. It is so mortifying to be a woman right now. Between the Marcies and the slutwalks and the women who think they should walk around without shirts, and just naked boobs, and then get mad when men oogle or grab (how stupid are you?) it's insane. Then there was the revelation that chicks go on dates, walk around naked, consent to sex, then call it abuse and the millennial generation agrees.

I can't blame men for being afraid. But it is harshing my mellow. These girls even scare me.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:48 AM (YOIA1)

Posted by: Silent Cal at February 23, 2018 12:48 AM (BwJGV)

677 Rubio, since he came to my attention (after he was elected) always seemed like a city councilman from a medium-sized city who was elevated far beyond his level.


Of course he's in a Senate populated by freaks, very very small personalities, and incredibly stupid people - so not hard to look slightly better by comparison.


His failure yesterday is just a jaw-dropping example of what goes on 24/7 - GOP and other non-insane public elements utterly lack the interest, ability, and verbal intelligence to give society a chance by rejecting the increasingly outlandish false framework distorting every issue of import.


They can burble their lame campaign themes, but disassembling the dim journalists and opponents they face seems beyond them.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

678 Hell if I know.

Posted by: Totter at February 23, 2018 12:48 AM (giT7q)

heh




Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 12:50 AM (n13/j)

679 btw, what is a Teeter?
Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 12:46 AM (n13/j)


A cow udder? Sorry, have cows on the brain. Better than the SRO Fail.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:50 AM (YOIA1)

680 Well, I am off to the snoozer. First full day after that norovirus that I have felt really well. Looking forward to a good night's sleep, too. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:50 AM (Dbv1R)

681 Dave- Nicely done. Maybe you could do some thing for the Progressives using 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home'. The repeated chorus of '...and we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home' has potential, though I'm not sure what it might be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:51 AM (qK7/b)

682 680 Well, I am off to the snoozer. First full day after that norovirus that I have felt really well. Looking forward to a good night's sleep, too. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2018 12:50 AM (Dbv1R)

Goodnight AOP!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 12:52 AM (BwJGV)

683 Night AOP!

Sleep well.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:53 AM (YOIA1)

684 *fistbumps rhomboid* It's not hard. I can't for the life of me figure out why they refuse to do it.

And on that note, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 23, 2018 12:54 AM (tRaq7)

685 Junior, that would be assault, right? (pointing gun at another person)


Well that might be the hook.


My question was a straight one. Based on early info, plenty of reason to consider this a scandalous failure of local LE and the FBI.


Don't know the subject, so just wondering what the menu is for LE to intervene with someone who hasn't *yet* gone crazy in a violent way.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

686 Then there was the revelation that chicks go on dates, walk around naked, consent to sex, then call it abuse and the millennial generation agrees.

I can't blame men for being afraid. But it is harshing my mellow. These girls even scare me.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla
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Yeah, well, watching mincing hipsters and millenials with topknots and manbuns, etc., etc. isn't making me feel so good about my fellow men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:54 AM (qK7/b)

687 681 The repeated chorus of '...and we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home' has potential, though I'm not sure what it might be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:51 AM (qK7/b)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE POTENTIAL IS OBVIOUS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 23, 2018 12:55 AM (BwJGV)

688 AOP - Glad you're feeling better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:56 AM (qK7/b)

689 Night all.

I'm gonna be so mad at myself tomorrow.

Thanks for the ONT Weird Dave.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:56 AM (YOIA1)

690 My ex GF threatened shoot me, left bullets where I park, and stole a pistol from me. Of course in California all that is at most a misdemeanor. Kinda reminds me of Yossarian's problem with Nately's whore in Catch 22. So all that gets reported to local cops and ....crickets. Nobody can deal with the truely cray cray.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 12:56 AM (K0z2U)

691 Goodnight BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 12:57 AM (BwJGV)

692 Yeah, well, watching mincing hipsters and millenials with topknots and manbuns, etc., etc. isn't making me feel so good about my fellow men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 12:54 AM (qK7/b)


And skinny jeans (my personal pet peeve). Now I am going...

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:57 AM (YOIA1)

693 Wow, torabora, that's horrifying. We've all had brushes with some degree of crazy, but that's serious.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:58 AM (QDnY+)

694 More on moron Justin in India here including the Times of India offering some advice:
https://twitter.com/CandiceMalcolm/status/966893747937005576

BTW, the photoshop of Justin with two puppets is from a 1960/70's children's TV show called Mr Dressup that I used to watch growing up.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 12:58 AM (ewxPW)

695 685. My outlaw brother was never 'really' violent, but got what I'd call a timely intervention through the efforts of elements of the local constabulary. Every time he moved, there was a cop, it seemed. Eventually, he slipped up - or so they say - and got jammed up with questionable items in a suspicious location.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

696 Night AOP, BB and GG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2018 01:03 AM (cfHE9)

697 And skinny jeans (my personal pet peeve). Now I am going...

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:57 AM (YOIA1)

Skinny jeans require skinny legs, no? That's not always even a good look for the ladies, as Joe Tex testified:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

Posted by: Miklos, letting his belt out one notch at February 23, 2018 01:04 AM (zCyNd)

698 All this said - the idea of looking into reopening mental health facilities could do a lot of good. Not merely for dealing with the dangerously insane, but also the shameful neglect of the truly mentally ill and substance abusers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)

699 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)

It would be Bedlam!!!

Posted by: Miklos, on the BotVPN at February 23, 2018 01:05 AM (zCyNd)

700 Hilarious French jibe at Trudeau...

Masquerade, he rents for about 800.00 dollars a month of clothes on Radio Canada. He is preparing to play in the series "" the impostor "". He plays the role of a zombie, semi-sexual heterosexual, transgender, bi.

Mascarade, il loue pour environs, 800.00 dollars par mois de vetements a Radio Canada. Il se prepare a jouer dans la serie "" l'imposteur"". Il tiens le role d'un zombie, hetero semi sexuel , transgenre, bi . [Andy: with the accents removed for black diamond reasons.]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 01:06 AM (ewxPW)

701 Addendum: #700 from Twitter.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 01:06 AM (ewxPW)

702 699. So to speak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:06 AM (fA1SL)

703 Night, AOP.

*who stolen "snoozer" from me*

*after I'd stolded it from Kinky Friedman's detective novels*

I still hold the patent though, on "Hasta la nite nite, Horde!".

And I'll defend that paten...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


/jeffsessions



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2018 01:07 AM (QzJWU)

704 Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 01:06 AM (ewxPW)

Is this one of those "true or false" things?

Posted by: Miklos, on the MiklosBotVPN at February 23, 2018 01:09 AM (zCyNd)

705 700. Trudeau, his wife, and her children are the answer to all of us asking, during the Obamanation, 'Sweet baby Jesus! Could anyone be less dignified?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

706 704. It's froggish. Who knows what the hell it means?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:11 AM (fA1SL)

707 #693 Thanks..yep. I saw her slide off into the deep end. It was very worrisome watching someone you care about go mad. I left my house/town and when she got worse I had to evict her. At least I wasn't married to her. I wouldn't be surprised if she shoots somebody. Cops/DA just move on to the next one....they're in a sea of hundreds of disturbed people in any given week. And now I have a rental so making lemonade out of lemons.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 01:12 AM (K0z2U)

708 The English is at the top where it belongs! The French is in case (ha, ha) Ace reads the ONT tomorrow morning early afternoon sometime.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2018 01:12 AM (ewxPW)

709 705 700. Trudeau, his wife, and her children are the answer to all of us asking, during the Obamanation, 'Sweet baby Jesus! Could anyone be less dignified?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)


*her children*

lel

Posted by: The Smirking Hat at February 23, 2018 01:15 AM (itfg0)

710 a maaadhooouse!

Posted by: charlton heston at February 23, 2018 01:16 AM (6FqZa)

711 Peak Slav - xardbas 'This is how we squat,' it's got gopniks and gopnitsas, Kalashnikovs, track suits, tacky rugs, the whole megillah.

https://youtu.be/PdlcTpu6_ME

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

712 I Love you guys, my Nana passed away on The 20th
She was a big Touchstone for me

Posted by: lousagirl at February 23, 2018 01:16 AM (PmCoA)

713 ..they're in a sea of hundreds of disturbed people in any given week.
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This week I commented on the fact that a good friend of mine had considerable difficulty having his thirty-something schizophrenic son involuntarily committed.

What finally tipped the scale was his arrest for twice violating a restraining order.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:17 AM (qK7/b)

714 It would be Bedlam!!!
Posted by: Miklos,
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I've actually been there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:18 AM (qK7/b)

715 https://youtu.be/PdlcTpu6_ME

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

Is the squatting what make these men so sexy sexy.

Posted by: non-reproducing Russian women at February 23, 2018 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

716 >>
I worked for a time in a slaughterhouse. The steers looked at you before you stunned them.



They knew.

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Yep. They do. Knew it before you did.

Genesis 3. Who didn't eat from the tree?

Posted by: Lurkelton at February 23, 2018 01:19 AM (FpNRK)

717 I've actually been there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:18 AM (qK7/b)

Glad they finally let you out!!

Posted by: Miklos, sitting in the Panopticon at February 23, 2018 01:20 AM (zCyNd)

718 I Love you guys, my Nana passed away on The 20th
She was a big Touchstone for me
Posted by: lousagirl
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I'm very sorry to hear that. It is good though that you knew her in your adulthood. My maternal grandmother passed away before I was born, and my paternal grandmother passed away when I was sixteen.

{{{}}}

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:21 AM (qK7/b)

719 And still I sing bonnie boys
Bonnie mad boys of Bedlam
For they all go bare and they live by the air
And they want no drink nor money

Posted by: Steeleye Span at February 23, 2018 01:22 AM (fuK7c)

720 Glad they finally let you out!!
Posted by: Miklos
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Yeah, but I've been held here at Camp Banhammer ever since. Bedlam was better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:22 AM (qK7/b)

721 715. That, heroic metabolism of alcohol, and pure Slav-power. Always works some percentage of the time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:23 AM (fA1SL)

722 Always works some percentage of the time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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This is one of those made-up statistics, isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:25 AM (qK7/b)

723 Teeter

Harris-Teeter.

Grocery store chain.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 23, 2018 01:25 AM (SPJbc)

724 If the AR15 didn't exist, Liberals would have to invent it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:26 AM (qK7/b)

725 Mike, she was my NaNa through Marriage, I did not know my Grandparents, they died when I was young, she was my Husbands Grandmother. But she was such a friend to me. She lived her life well, she was 91 and was such a good person, I hope I make her proud

Posted by: lousagirl at February 23, 2018 01:26 AM (PmCoA)

726 'From zero to pizdek
In one second flat
'Cause in Soviet Russia
Xardbas plays you blyat!'

https://youtu.be/j7B4ACeXBHU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:28 AM (fA1SL)

727 Yeah, but I've been held here at Camp Banhammer ever since. Bedlam was better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:22 AM (qK7/b)


Herr Hammer, There was some mistake in the banning paperwork at Stalag 13 .You are free to go.

Signed, John Banner (AKA Sgt Schultz)

Posted by: Miklos the archivist at February 23, 2018 01:28 AM (zCyNd)

728 Lousagirl.


Armies of Prayer Warriors have been mobilized in your behalf.

As for myself. Hugs, ma'am.

My condolences are not pro-forma, but gentle, sincere and from my heart.

Know that all of those prayers ascend to Him, and are heard.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

729 722. Like at least 73% of all stats.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:29 AM (fA1SL)

730 She lived her life well, she was 91 and was such a good person, I hope I make her proud
Posted by: lousagir
------------

My BIL's mother has been a rock for me since I was a teenager. She's seen me through a lot of stuff ever since I was a teenager. Now 93.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:30 AM (qK7/b)

731 723 - Teeter



Harris-Teeter.



Grocery store chain.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 23, 2018 01:25 AM (SPJbc)
Ahh, well I am teetering myself so, 'night all.


Posted by: quint at February 23, 2018 01:31 AM (n13/j)

732 If the AR15 didn't exist, Liberals would have to invent it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:26 AM (qK7




This is Bumper Sticker. Is tee shirt. Is Campaign Rally Billboard.

Fucking A well done, mate!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2018 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

733 712 I Love you guys, my Nana passed away on The 20th
She was a big Touchstone for me

Posted by: lousagirl at February 23, 2018 01:16 AM (PmCoA)


My respects, with what thoughts and prayers matter.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 23, 2018 01:31 AM (itfg0)

734 Herr Hammer, There was some mistake in the banning paperwork at Stalag 13 .You are free to go.

Signed, John Banner (AKA Sgt Schultz)
Posted by: Miklos
------------

Whole legions of Cobs have worked to have my ISP removed from the Village of the Banned list. No luck. I've accepted my fate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:32 AM (qK7/b)

735 Teeter

Harris-Teeter.

Grocery store chain.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 23, 2018 01:25 AM (SPJbc)

When I was a kid, I loved that place. They would put the groceries on one end, we would sit on the other, and we had to balance perfectly before mama got the Greenbax stamps.

Posted by: Miklos, de la nostalgie at February 23, 2018 01:33 AM (zCyNd)

736 This is Bumper Sticker. Is tee shirt. Is Campaign Rally Billboard.

Fucking A well done, mate!

Jim
-------------

You saw it here first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:33 AM (qK7/b)

737 I read that article in the Spectator and can't help wondering whether Nelli Ohr makes a reliable place to keep an ashtray and a beer.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 01:33 AM (K0z2U)

738 When I was a kid, I loved that place. They would put the groceries on one end, we would sit on the other, and we had to balance perfectly before mama got the Greenbax stamps.
Posted by: Miklos
-------------

And then you could totter off?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:34 AM (qK7/b)

739 Posted by: Miklos, de la nostalgie at February 23, 2018 01:33 AM (zCyNd)

I am too drunk to understand exactly what you mean, but I do remember the stamps.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 23, 2018 01:35 AM (SPJbc)

740 And then you could totter off?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:34 AM (qK7/b)

Don't really recall. I was only a tot.

Posted by: Miklos, de la nostalgie at February 23, 2018 01:39 AM (zCyNd)

741 738. No. He's explaining that groceries and kids were roughly equivalent units of measure and value. One pound kid = one pound groceries. And vice versa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:39 AM (fA1SL)

742 Thanks Mike & Jim
Love you guys!

Posted by: lousagirl at February 23, 2018 01:41 AM (PmCoA)

743 Thanks Political Hat, you are good people!

Posted by: lousagirl at February 23, 2018 01:42 AM (PmCoA)

744 Linked from this Tuesday's EMT, "Broward County Solution"

https://tinyurl.com/y9jdunur

It seems there were restraints put on the system that prevent arrest of people high up on the PC food chain, such as blacks or hispanics, and Cruz though he was adopted would have qualified for the latter by virtue of his last name.

I've no idea what the 39 calls were about, but it makes me lean towards the position that he did things actionable by LE, but that he was ignored because of this policy, not just because he was exhibiting danger signs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 23, 2018 01:43 AM (/qEW2)

745 What Broward County needs, is more Brawndo.

Posted by: how do u spel idiotocracy at February 23, 2018 01:44 AM (zCyNd)

746 Repeating an earlier observation re: Europa and the swarms of shitholers wrecking it: In the end, it'll come down to the Dacians (Romanians), Magyars, and the Slavs to save Europe. Same as last time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)

747 I'm gonna go all Vulcan here, and mind-meld with yon pillow. And not the one being advertised on the teevee.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2018 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

748 Yup, I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2018 01:48 AM (qK7/b)

749 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)

In your workshop, do have the capacity for production of wings suitable for heavy cavalry?

Asking for a Polish friend.

Posted by: Miklos, your friendly local Carpathian at February 23, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)

750 Night all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 23, 2018 01:53 AM (itfg0)

751 749. Even better. Have an EDM song in their honor:

https://youtu.be/NxdDHu30SSg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:54 AM (fA1SL)

752 751. Many good lines, but I like 'Squatting Slavs in our armoured track suits' not a little.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 02:01 AM (fA1SL)

753 749. Just the punchline, what Miklos and all true Slavs will appreciate: 'Gussar deneg ne berut!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

754 709 705 700. Trudeau, his wife, and her children are the answer to all of us asking, during the Obamanation, 'Sweet baby Jesus! Could anyone be less dignified?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

*her children*

lel
Posted by: The Smirking Hat at February 23, 2018 01:15 AM (itfg0)

Xher childpeoplekind you mean.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 23, 2018 02:18 AM (BwJGV)

755 Gotta snooze for a bit. Here - nightmare-fuel - two Nork kids singing in honor of Marshal Tito:

https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 02:21 AM (fA1SL)

756 I'm the only one here, it seems.

Goodnight horde (though I've hardly been commenting lately).

Posted by: Surfperch, sleepy at February 23, 2018 02:23 AM (BwJGV)

757 Zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at February 23, 2018 02:24 AM (BwJGV)

758 746 Repeating an earlier observation re: Europa and the swarms of shitholers wrecking it: In the end, it'll come down to the Dacians (Romanians), Magyars, and the Slavs to save Europe. Same as last time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)

I think you're probably on to something there.

And why will they save the day? Because they haven't forgot their history. They remembered that the Turk and the Arab were not their friends, while the rest of Europe descended into magical thinking, and the notion that if they matched American diversity, they'd match American success.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 23, 2018 02:25 AM (J+mig)

759 You're wrong about tariffs. They're bad for Citizens Of The World, which if you are one then go home or DIAF.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2018 03:23 AM (txYS6)

760 Horrible night, back is killing me and I have to go to the People's republic of New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2018 03:36 AM (aC6Sd)

761 >>>5 I don't think today is a good day for a poem. How about a joke instead? A very grim, dark joke . . . told by history itself.

https://youtu.be/teIn9wQK4e4
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (+nu3v)

Good one, Zaklog. I did not know that story.

Posted by: m at February 23, 2018 04:00 AM (VKsXm)

762 Still waiting for coffee to get done, laying on hot pack

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2018 04:07 AM (aC6Sd)

763 Guess Mueller is trying to muscle in on the other Democrats job the IRS to get Manafort on tax evasion or something.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2018 04:16 AM (aC6Sd)

764 Can't sleep. Dad getting radiation shot into his brain in the am.

Shit is going down hill fast. Talked to him at lunch to remind him I was coming over after work. When I showed up he was disheveled and in his skivies. 'Tussin and pills on counter. Never have I seen this.

FUCK.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at February 23, 2018 04:31 AM (9Vruh)

765 Thats tough going Infidel.
Gotta go, going to be a long trip there and home. Try and have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2018 04:49 AM (aC6Sd)

766 Excellent new Ann Coulter gun article here:

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2018-02-21.html

"AMAZING NEW BREAKTHROUGH TO REDUCE MASS SHOOTINGS!"

Posted by: m at February 23, 2018 04:51 AM (VKsXm)

767 Posted by: Infidel on the phone at February 23, 2018 04:31 AM (9Vruh)

Infidel - My Dad started acting severely odd a couple of years ago and things were really falling apart fast. We found him passed out in the driveway and stuff like that. Turns out it was the pain medication that he was on and when it was changed he went back to his normal self. Still with underlying issues but not crazy weird. Hang in there.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 23, 2018 05:00 AM (hUqh+)

768 Hang in there Infidel. Papa Infidel was there when you couldn't do anything for yourself. He's already seen this. You can get through this. It's tough but you will find the strength.

Posted by: Exile at February 23, 2018 05:06 AM (Fikbq)

769 >>>>>It seems there were restraints put on the system
that prevent arrest of people high up on the PC food chain, such as
blacks or hispanics, and Cruz though he was adopted would have qualified
for the latter by virtue of his last name.



I've no idea what the 39 calls were about, but it makes me lean
towards the position that he did things actionable by LE, but that he
was ignored because of this policy, not just because he was exhibiting
danger signs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 23, 2018 01:43 AM
.
.
.He held a loaded gun to the head of a person who's family took him in after his mother died and threatened to kill him. The Deputy who responded didn't arrest him because he apologized and hugged the other kid.

There are going to be some serious wrongful death trials against that Sheriff's department. Most likely they will be dissolved and be taken over by the State after this is all said and done.

Posted by: The great White Scotsman at February 23, 2018 05:16 AM (+Dllb)

770 Horrible night, back is killing me and I have to go to the People's republic of New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2018 03:36 AM


Got any Aleve around? Naproxen is the only thing that helps me when I screw up my back.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 23, 2018 05:18 AM (2FqvZ)

771 Morning, Horde! Quiet here at the ass end of the ONT...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2018 05:43 AM (+F0Wk)

772 Reading the sidebar headline: "About the one armed guard at the high school"


My first thought was why did they hire a one armed guard? I mean God bless him, but that's not a good idea.

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 05:59 AM (8ikIW)

773 A one-armed guard probably would have been more useful than the one armed guard...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2018 06:01 AM (+F0Wk)

774 A one-armed guard probably would have been more useful than the one armed guard...
Posted by: No One of Consequence

I was thinking he was a guard like a mall cop, that just kinda did a hall patrol, made sure doors were locked, carried every key in the building on his belt, and knew how to make coffee in the teachers lounge. I didn't think of a actual guard with a gun that was supposed to protect the school.

Must be a nice neighborhood to begin with

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

775
The guard coward in a defensive position.

I know, it's spelled 'cowered', but this homonym works better.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 23, 2018 06:08 AM (2FqvZ)

776 >>>>>>I was thinking he was a guard like a mall cop, that
just kinda did a hall patrol, made sure doors were locked, carried every
key in the building on his belt, and knew how to make coffee in the
teachers lounge. I didn't think of a actual guard with a gun that was
supposed to protect the school.



Must be a nice neighborhood to begin with

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:05 AM
.
.
.
.I was thinking the same thing. When I found out he was actually a sworn Deputy I thought, no way that could not have happened, but it did. He stood outside safe while that monster was inside shooting all of those kids.

He will have to live the rest of his life knowing what he failed to do.

Taking up a position outside used to be the norm in these situation until Columbine. After that Law Enforcement across the Country changed their policy to go in and end the threat immediately.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 23, 2018 06:13 AM (+Dllb)

777 In the early seventies we had a "police relations" officer at my HS. I believe he basically wandered around one day a week to make sure none of us were doing drugs.

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

778 "The left thinks that all people are inherently good, and that the right combination of laws will result in Utopia.

I hear this a lot and fundamentally disagree. I say this as a former Leftist having grown-up within a culture of hard-core Noam Chomsky Leftists. The Left does not think that people are inherently good, but that Leftists, the Left itself, is inherently morally superior and that people in general are fundamentally in need of interdiction and control. Those that do not believe what they, the Leftists, believe are thought to be morally defective, and those who oppose what they believe are thought to be less than human, in need of massive control or forceful correction or violent suppression. But the argument that Leftists are Utopianists and think people an the world are perfectible is at best outdated (there were a lot of liberals who once believed this, but not so much anymore). If Leftists think about Utopia it is only in the sense of a world they totally dominate and control.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2018 06:17 AM (JTwx1)

779 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)

780 I think a resource officer is as much an outreach program as it is for security. So, it doesn't necessarily speak to the quality of the neighborhood that they had one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2018 06:21 AM (+F0Wk)

781 So, it doesn't necessarily speak to the quality of the neighborhood that they had one.
Posted by: No One

The one we had wore a suit, and if he had a gun, it was concealed. He was mainly there for us kids to "rap" with about, you know, stuff

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

782 Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Too bad we can't wipe the smug off of them with a work / study fellowship to North Korea.

I for one am putting up with less and less of their stupidity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:28 AM (hyuyC)

783 Too bad we can't wipe the smug off of them with a work / study fellowship to North Korea.


They'll just figure that NK is a paradise that just needs a littttlllleeee tweaking to be perfect.


Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:30 AM (8ikIW)

784 >>>>So, it doesn't necessarily speak to the quality of the neighborhood that they had one.

Posted by: No One



The one we had wore a suit, and if he had a gun, it was concealed.
He was mainly there for us kids to "rap" with about, you know, stuff
.
.
.I graduated from an inner City school in 1975. We had actual City Police in our School. IIRC there were at least two in the building all day long. They walked around busting kids for pot and drugs mostly, but they were there and they were in Uniform and armed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 23, 2018 06:30 AM (+Dllb)

785 The Great White Scotsman


I was in the white suburbs, but drugs were becoming a thing. We had a couple of OD's the year prior, off campus on the weekends, to the cop coming in. I guess they thought it would be a deterrent of some sort

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

786 But too, we had a senior smoking lounge so the seniors didn't have to go outside.
It was definitely a different time

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

787 Well, Happy American Rifle Day, Comrades! Let's drink up that covfefe and hit it.

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2018 06:40 AM (zLDYs)

788 When in college in NYC, I remember when they had a cop on every subway train..I wonder if that's true today?

Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 06:44 AM (ogUTd)

789 a cow escaped

Something must be done!!!

Posted by: The Shrieking Proles at February 23, 2018 06:50 AM (Tyii7)

790 Tariffs do not please the editors of the WSJ -- those for whom they speak profit mightily from dis-employing America. It is known.

It turns out Ricardo was wrong. He failed to account for the fact that Joe Bob didn't go out and get a job making lace wigs when the mine shut down.

Joe Bob's value as human capital was simply written off on the social books. The corporate books never showed it.

Oxy hijinx ensued.

When the WSJ wraps itself in false concern for American workers, es vomitar.



Posted by: Byzantine_General at February 23, 2018 06:53 AM (lnK2O)

791 Catching cows outside a fence is not easy. Need more than one person. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:53 AM (hyuyC)

792 >Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?


'Cause everybody gets a trophy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 06:54 AM (oVJmc)

793 Even the cow knows that rescinded kill order could be fake news.

Posted by: jsg at February 23, 2018 06:55 AM (Q43LA)

794 Mr. Peebles

The younger kids are shaped by winning at computer games. It is amazing to watch the effort they put into getting the game awards.

School work, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:55 AM (hyuyC)

795 How many polacks does it take to catch an excaped cow?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

796 Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?


Why, it's the natural human condition.

Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit Ogabe Mugabe at February 23, 2018 06:56 AM (Tyii7)

797 Catching cows outside a fence is not easy. Need more than one person. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:53 AM (hyuyC)

As a little boy growing up on a dairy farm, it was my job to go get the cows in the afternoon. Usually they started for the barn on their own. Always one cow who had a different idea on what she wanted to do.

Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 06:57 AM (ogUTd)

798 Colin

A yup. There is always one.

Like I tell the kids, do not be that guy.

The Navy saying is similar, about the 10% not getting the Word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:59 AM (hyuyC)

799 Usually they started for the barn on their own.


When driving thru farm country, we laugh seeing the line of cows starting to come to the barn around milking time. I'm guessing there's a pecking order for the line too.

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

800 I have a two hour delay on school starting. Wahoo!

I can hang out here. Or do some spouse-pleasing chores. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:01 AM (hyuyC)

801 You people are up way past your bedtimes.

Posted by: Miklos, strict but fair at February 23, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

802 Bruce

Lots of research and research grants on that very issue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:02 AM (hyuyC)

803 Catching cows outside a fence is not easy. Need more than one person. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 06:53 AM (hyuyC)

As a little boy growing up on a dairy farm, it was my job to go get the cows in the afternoon. Usually they started for the barn on their own. Always one cow who had a different idea on what she wanted to do.
Posted by: Colin


It's worse when it's beef cows. They don't have a "line".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:02 AM (sMMcg)

804 Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?



Participation trophies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:03 AM (sMMcg)

805 If you name the dairy cows, play classical music, and treat them like individuals, they give more milk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:03 AM (hyuyC)

806 I can hang out here. Or do some spouse-pleasing chores.

If I were you and she were willing, I'd go please the wife. Don't know what I'd do the other hour and fifty though.

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)

807 Mrs. E grew up on a dairy/beef operation. Her Auntie, some of her Uncles, both parents, and her little 8 year old self had broken bones. Cows can be rough.

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2018 07:04 AM (zLDYs)

808 Or do some spouse-pleasing chores. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:01 AM (hyuyC)

Spouse pleasing.

Blouse squeezing.

C'est la meme chose, non?

Posted by: Miklos, Coffee, the gift of the Maya at February 23, 2018 07:05 AM (zCyNd)

809 rickb223

Angus. Don't get me started on Angus cows. There is always a group in the field, then one or two outliers in the next field, or near the tree line.

I often wonder if their behavior would change with local mountain lions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:06 AM (hyuyC)

810 Reading the sidebar headline: "About the one armed guard at the high school"


My first thought was why did they hire a one armed guard? I mean God bless him, but that's not a good idea.
Posted by: Bruce


That's like hiring a one legged man for an ass kicking contest.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:06 AM (sMMcg)

811 Angus. Don't get me started on Angus cows.



*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:07 AM (sMMcg)

812 ''Why are young people so narcisisistic?"


"Wha...."

Posted by: Narcissus, not looking up at February 23, 2018 07:07 AM (zCyNd)

813 Messed up a cheap Uncle Mike's gun belt last year by improvising a lasso for a fence jumping steer. They get surprisingly active at times.

Posted by: Kevin C at February 23, 2018 07:07 AM (luNsf)

814 Mrs. E grew up on a dairy/beef operation. Her Auntie, some of her Uncles, both parents, and her little 8 year old self had broken bones. Cows can be rough.
Posted by: Eromero



1,000 lbs of beef always has the right of way.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:09 AM (sMMcg)

815 Bruce & Miklos, Coffee, the gift of the Maya

I know better than to wake her early. So spouse-pleasing is not equal to spouse pleasing chores.

I've already put the dishes away and loaded the dishwasher. And picked up the kitchen and taken out the trash. Hmmm, I'll run a load of laundry.

BBL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:09 AM (hyuyC)

816 Also the cow that stand on the highest point in a feed pen. Whether it's a dung heap or natural bump, there it stands, a foot above the others, surveying it's domain.

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

817 That's one big-ass steer, Kev. and if he was so dangerous why did you give him a gub?

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2018 07:10 AM (zLDYs)

818 That's one big-ass steer, Kev. and if he was so dangerous why did you give him a gub?
Posted by: Eromero

They prefer to be called "Plus Sized"

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:11 AM (8ikIW)

819 Don't get me started on Angus cows.


Have at ye!

Posted by: Angus at February 23, 2018 07:12 AM (zCyNd)

820 Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?

Because we're so frickin' AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Young People at February 23, 2018 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

821 Because we're so frickin' AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Young People

And we are soooo damn good looking!!

Well, except for that group over there----->>>

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

822 I've already put the dishes away and loaded the dishwasher. And picked up the kitchen and taken out the trash. Hmmm, I'll run a load of laundry.

BBL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:09 AM (hyuyC)

*note to Mrs. Salty-this one might be a keeper*

Posted by: Miss Miklos' Academy for Young Ladies at February 23, 2018 07:14 AM (zCyNd)

823 Growing up on a farm, in the summer, buses would bring "city kids" to stay at country homes for a week. I still remember the wide eyes when they saw a cow!

Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 07:16 AM (ogUTd)

824 Isn't the pre-Sefton the best part? I mean...


"Seftonicaaation, he's making us wait...''

Attribution: Carly Simon, I think

Posted by: Miss Miklos' Academy for Young Morons at February 23, 2018 07:18 AM (zCyNd)

825 I for one am putting up with less and less of their stupidity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018


This. No more, "agree to disagree" or any of that weak-kneed nonsense. I intend to be dismissive, rude, and insulting. That's on a day when I'm in a good mood.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 23, 2018 07:18 AM (2FqvZ)

826 I intend to be dismissive, rude, and insulting. That's on a day when I'm in a good mood.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 23, 2018 07:18 AM (2FqvZ)

Thank you.

I always suspected I would be a trendsetter one day.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 23, 2018 07:20 AM (zCyNd)

827 This. No more, "agree to disagree" or any of that weak-kneed nonsense. I intend to be dismissive, rude, and insulting. That's on a day when I'm in a good mood.
Posted by: Acme Explosives



"Sugartits" is my go to. You want respect? Earn it. I don't give it simply because you are breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:21 AM (sMMcg)

828 I intend to be dismissive, rude, and insulting. That's on a day when I'm in a good mood.

Posted by: Acme Explosives

Plus, as I've gotten older, my bullshit detector goes off real quick

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

829 Eromero: occasionally I do stupid things I realize were poor judgement afterwards. Like telling a street thug near the Bank of China in Tianjin that I'd make him eat the knife he pulled on me (after scanning for accomplisses on the narrow walled street. My guess is that when he realized I was a crazy foreigner, he bailed out.

Posted by: Kevin C at February 23, 2018 07:22 AM (luNsf)

830 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2018 07:23 AM (EyPfd)

831 Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans?

Because we're so frickin' AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Young People at February 23, 2018 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

821 Because we're so frickin' AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Young People

And we are soooo damn good looking!!

Well, except for that group over there----->>>
Posted by: Bruce



Buncha fuckin Tide Pod eaters.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:23 AM (sMMcg)

832 "Sugartits" is my go to. You want respect? Earn it. I don't give it simply because you are breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:21 AM (sMMcg)

Doesn't work in the South. The ladies smile at such. Here everybody starts off as "honey", "sugar", or "baby" as a baseline.

Then again, the need for the attitude is also much attenuated.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 23, 2018 07:24 AM (zCyNd)

833 Morning VIA.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:24 AM (sMMcg)

834 Buncha fuckin Tide Pod eaters.
Posted by: rickb223

Next up...Urinal cakes.

Used urinal cakes

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:25 AM (8ikIW)

835 Kevin, my friend, who among us has not done something(s) stupid? Make me wonder how I got to be 69 years old. So did you make the chinee thug jump the fence?

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2018 07:25 AM (zLDYs)

836 Village Idiot's Apprentice

What an amazing coincidence that we were both in Japan at the same time. I think I got there 6 months before you and left six months earlier than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:25 AM (hyuyC)

837 Or as someone my wife reads said,

Come over to my house. I've got cotton candy in my attic

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:25 AM (8ikIW)

838 Next up...Urinal cakes.

Used urinal cakes
Posted by: Bruce


Aggie breath mints?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:26 AM (sMMcg)

839
Next up...Urinal cakes.



Used Artisinal urinal cakes


Posted by: Young People at February 23, 2018 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

840 "Why Is Narcissism Increasing Among Young Americans? "

A generation that needs a tee-shirt that proclaims that they have pooped today?

Cause?
Indicator?



Here kid. You won a Tide Pod.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2018 07:26 AM (EyPfd)

841 accomplices

Posted by: Kevin C at February 23, 2018 07:26 AM (luNsf)

842 Or as someone my wife reads said,

Come over to my house. I've got cotton candy in my attic
Posted by: Bruce


Mountain Dew in the radiator.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 07:26 AM (sMMcg)

843 Nood

Posted by: Young People at February 23, 2018 07:27 AM (oVJmc)

844 JJ is awake. Vic is up to his tricks

NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:27 AM (8ikIW)

845 "What an amazing coincidence that we were both in Japan at the same time. I think I got there 6 months before you and left six months earlier than you.>

Yes, yes it is.

I actually should ask my father for the exact dates we were there. The overlap may be closer yet.


Never spent any time at Barksdale Air Force Base in the 60's, did you?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2018 07:28 AM (EyPfd)

846 Eromero

If I knew I was going to live so long I would have taken better care of myself.

As someone told me, "You can not live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse. You're too old."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:28 AM (hyuyC)

847 Used urinal cakes

Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2018 07:25 AM (8ikIW)

Watch out, you might start another fad, I guess the pink ones are the best. I assume only men would know this. But today who knows, but women still have trouble using the urinals.

Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 07:29 AM (ogUTd)

848 good morning. I've got my covfefe!

Posted by: booknlass at February 23, 2018 07:29 AM (xGMkv)

849 and JJ is up!

Posted by: booknlass at February 23, 2018 07:30 AM (xGMkv)

850 "This. No more, "agree to disagree" or any of that weak-kneed nonsense. I intend to be dismissive, rude, and insulting. That's on a day when I'm in a good mood."


Yeah, this. Been thinking that for a while, started on the program yesterday with one of my few remaining friends who has been drifting MSNBC-wards for years.
In so many words "You're a fucking idiot if you really believe that. Don't waste my time. You used to be able to actually think, what happened ?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 23, 2018 07:30 AM (H0hPC)

851 Village Idiot's Apprentice

My dad was USN. I did live in California for four years in the 1960's. But on a small island at the top of San Pablo Bay, in Sonoma County bordering on Napa County. Skaggs Island Naval Station.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 07:31 AM (hyuyC)

852 Eromero: I'm 62 myself, so not likely to catch the twirp. But I better be a little more careful so as to make it to your age.

Posted by: Kevin C at February 23, 2018 07:31 AM (luNsf)

853 "Occupants of public offices love power and are prone to abuse it.

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like a fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.

However combinations or associations of factions may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely, in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people, and to usurp for themselves the reins of government - destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."--George Washington on the Obama/Clinton Deep State Coup

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 23, 2018 07:32 AM (Ndje9)

854 HEY!!! THAT'S MY DAUGHTER WHO DID THOSE CHIBI PRESIDENTS!

Posted by: moviegique at February 23, 2018 12:19 PM (7zeA4)

855 The escaped cow is organizing la' resistance: https://youtu.be/a5s5qGg01nE

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