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Evergreen State Daycare Center Predicts 18.5% Drop in Enrollment Next Year

Gee I wonder why.

Former Evergreen provost Michael Zimmerman told the College Fix, "The enrollment crisis at Evergreen, and make no mistake about it, it is a crisis, will not be fixed until the actions of last spring are acknowledged and their underlying causes addressed."

Maybe roving bands of bat-wielding Social Justice Warrior alt-lifestyle vigilantes, threatening to attack people (with the support of the faculty), are among those underlying causes.

evergreenbatfamily.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 07:31 PM (iiixZ)

2 I. am. Sparta.

Or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 07:31 PM (iiixZ)

3 Oh Look it's a John Waters film.

Posted by: Orson at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (B3is4)

4
Is that Danny Partridge?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (1azvW)

5 wow, there's a lot going on in that picture.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (F5+ro)

6 guns are the answer ... what is the question?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (bT8Z4)

7 Not just an 18.5% drop in applications. . .that would be bad on its own, but an 18.5% drop in enrollement. . actual warm bodies in seats (or marching around with bats).

Ouch. That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: looking closely at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (0hzM1)

8 I... I got nothing. I mean... can you imagine some WW II vet who survived the Battle of the Bulge or the Iwo Jim landing, later getting to college via the G.I. Bill, and seeing this... spawn?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (Gs5TH)

9 Jeebus what a bunch of idiots. Special everyone!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (N3JsI)

10 they are woke. you people are not. it's that simple.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (KP5rU)

11 Top 10?

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)

12 Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain for a new thread.

Posted by: Dr. Fritz at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (bJ0w+)

13 5 wow, there's a lot going on in that picture.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (F5+ro)

And yet, not much at the same time.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

14 Thank God.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 07:33 PM (YOIA1)

15
It's like the Warriors, but not believable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (VM6ev)

16 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (Sfs6o)

17
Culture of Ignorance

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (1azvW)

18 They re-made the Breakfast Club?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (+1EJs)

19 When even the far left liberals don't want to attend your far left school, you've got a problem.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (2tbcA)

20 God, the smugness in that pic. It's close to critical mass.

I look at those dipshits and just feel sorry for them. They have no idea how useless all their wokeness will be in the real world and what an impediment it will be to getting any kind of a responsible career position. I see a lot of futures spent manning (oops, excuse my patriarchal privilege) the drive thru window.

But they'll be WOKE.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (Mouru)

21 I am SOoooo there!!!

Posted by: Adam Rippon at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (9jM3M)

22 May the Collegiate Hunger Games commence.

Five Quatloos on the Junior TrigglyPuff with the bat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (z13UD)

23 They talk like fags & their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (ANIFC)

24 You pull federal funding for student loans and you'll see a lot of stupid schools shutting down fast.

Posted by: Apache at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (uc45P)

25
There was time around here when trivial knowledge was considered fun and interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (1azvW)

26
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine (going my own way).

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (g4lFK)

27 18 They re-made the Breakfast Club?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (+1EJs)


Emphasis on club. Except the fat blivit which would be breakfast and club sammich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (VM6ev)

28 >>they are woke. you people are not. it's that simple.

One of those fruit cups swings a bat at me they won't be woke for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

29 It's a state college so it just means tax payers will be fucked. For SJWs that's a win.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (6nRrz)

30 Some days the Yellowstone super volcano sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Johnny Eaglestallion at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (t7ELn)

31 As we were discussing WW2 in the last thread, it made me think. We've gone from 18 year olds and some lying about their age to go fight for their country and others working their ass off to supply the troops. To that picture. We're screwed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (+1EJs)

32
The Breakfast Cult

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (1azvW)

33
They're cuckoo for Triggly Puffs!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (VM6ev)

34 in 35 years ... "Mom, why were you carrying bats in this picture, why is your hair green?"

"I was just a stupid kid, don't blame me, that was before the country lost all freedom, and we thought we were being edgy. We were just useful idiots."

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (bT8Z4)

35 Only if in this remake Danni Partridge has bewbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (z13UD)

36 Kinda sad it's only down 18%. In a sane world it would be down 98%.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (6nRrz)

37 Hola Horde.

Holy cow, just read that Eric Greitens, the former SEAL and Missouri Governor, has been charged with "felony invasion of privacy charges stemming from a recently revealed affair that is alleged to have taken place in 2015.

The charges come after an investigation was launched last month amid allegations that Greitens “threatened to release a nude photograph of the woman, taken while she was blindfolded and her hands were bound, if she ever spoke publicly about the affair,” The Kansas City Star reports. "


I read his book "Resilience: Hard Won Wisdom for Living a Better Life" and nowhere did it suggest taking blackmail photographs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (qJtVm)

38 You don't want to know where those bats have been.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (ANIFC)

39 I'm looking forward to supporting these imbeciles with my tax dollars.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (Sfs6o)

40 Young gender-confused Samuel Jackson is wearing weightlifting gloves. I guess xhe's doing it ironically.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (Mouru)

41 15
It's like the Warriors, but not believable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (VM6ev)

They're the Baseball Fairies.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

42 God, the smugness in that pic. It's close to critical mass.

It's like the scrunt with the shaved head at the "town bawl" telling Dana Perino what's up. Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (+1EJs)

43 31 As we were discussing WW2 in the last thread, it made me think. We've gone from 18 year olds and some lying about their age to go fight for their country and others working their ass off to supply the troops. To that picture. We're screwed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (+1EJs)


Compare and contrast:

Eugene B. Sledge at 18 vs the individuals above.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (VM6ev)

44 I'm seeing a "Friends" re-boot circa 2019.

"Friends"

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (iiixZ)

45
Thankfully the rural areas and woods frighten these types of people away. We need more horror movies made to keep them out.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (g4lFK)

46 Who wouldn't want to spend four years of one's life with peers of that sort? Bet you can get a kick-ass education over there, brah! Bitchin'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (6FqZa)

47 Only an 19% drop is scary. Either a lot of fairly normal kids have not heard how weird that place is or there are a LOT of weird weird kids. Or both things are true.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (eASYU)

48 My understanding is that the thinking use to be that LEO's first on scene should wait for back up to take on the active shooter. They are now finding that the sooner the shooter is engaged the more lives will be saved. Fucking makes sense.

This played out on the college campus mass shooting in our little Oregon town in 2015. The killer was engaged by the first two officers who arrived on the scene. The shooter saw them and after being fired upon, put a bullet thru his own head. Fucker...
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (2sCft)

Wouldn't normally repost, but willowed by nood.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (2sCft)

49 You don't want to know where those bats have been.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM

Yea we actually do. (Shudder)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (+1EJs)

50 Well, they're getting what they wanted, a whole school that looks like that picture with no pesky normals to harsh their buzz.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (H0hPC)

51 Is that the baseball team?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (IqV8l)

52 34 in 35 years ... "Mom, why were you carrying bats in this picture, why is your hair green?"

"I was just a stupid kid, don't blame me, that was before the country lost all freedom, and we thought we were being edgy. We were just useful idiots."
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (bT8Z4)


And then the kid drops a dime on the parent for wrong-think to Attorney General Broward Coward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (VM6ev)

53 36 Kinda sad it's only down 18%. In a sane world it would be down 98%.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (6nRrz)

I can only imagine what their current pool of applicants looks like though.

This kind of shit is reinforcing. In 5 years, the entire student body will look like the people in this picture.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (F5+ro)

54 What's with the chick with the green hair? Do they have elves matriculated at that school? Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

All I think Evergreen needs is a Gender Research department.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (8gDQu)

55 Okay, looked at content. What the actual fuck am I seeing??? This as opposed the bad-ass British Korean war Vet????

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (2sCft)

56 Hey Snowflakes chew on this horror.

The school shooting took 6 minutes. 17 were killed, total horror.
During thoes 6 minutes 12 babies died. Yes they were aborted.
When the Parkland shooting ended at 2:25pm another 1,138 babies were killed before midnight.
Nobody had a listening session, nobody really noticed. that is also a horror. Life has more meaning when you can inspire.

Posted by: redenzo at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (14qvS)

57 31
As we were discussing WW2 in the last thread, it made me think. We've
gone from 18 year olds and some lying about their age to go fight for
their country and others working their ass off to supply the troops. To
that picture. We're screwed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:35 PM (+1EJs)

___China is laughing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (6nRrz)

58 Those aren't baseball bats!

Posted by: Size Queens at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (g4lFK)

59 Oh, it's a "ball" team for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (iiixZ)

60 Man that still from The Warriors remake convinces me even more that I've gotta get off this planet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (4ErVI)

61 In Washington state Evergreen is known as Mostlyblack. Oh well.....

Posted by: Anchovy at February 22, 2018 07:39 PM (c86/W)

62 The Wiffle Bat Gang.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nisXv)

63
What's with the chick with the green hair? Do they have elves matriculated at that school? Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

They're never after her unlucky charms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

64 Is that the baseball team?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (IqV8l)
++++

Okay, I see, they are remaking that seventies movie "the Warriors" but with faggots and such.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (2sCft)

65 Normally, a bat wielding thug would cause me to run the other way.

Based on that picture, I'd most surely stay and fight.

Posted by: Warden at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (MZ8Zz)

66 We need more horror movies made to keep them out.
Posted by: Monk


Confession: When I was watching the first part of the first episode of Handmaid's Tale, I kept thinking, of each Oppressed By The Patriarchy woman I was shown on screen, 'you were probably a liberal before Gilead was established'.

When I found myself chanting along with the crowd 'you fault... your fault' I realised I was done with the series.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

67 Ugh...this is like a bad dream. My eldest daughter just told us last week that she wants to transfer to Evergreen because it is close to home. I don't think she's following current events. I have a couple months to dissuade her.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (hUqh+)

68 The ginger in the middle looks like the stereotypical one that comes along every 4 years in your highschool. Can't tell if it's a he or a she.

Posted by: Size Queens at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (g4lFK)

69 57
___China is laughing.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (6nRrz)



As their birthrate plummets to less than replacement level, Christianity is on the rise and their own "yutes" having tasted a bit of capitalism are not so fond of the Politburo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (VM6ev)

70 One ticket to Mars, please.

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (x25VP)

71 And on the left....Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds! Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands...

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (+1EJs)

72 I hear Evergreen girls are fast. What'll I do, what should I say?

Posted by: Flounder at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (Mouru)

73 School administrators are so unbelievably stupid that they think that students enroll in college. They don't.

Parents enroll them.

I'm surprised that these administrators, deans and steering committees have enough nervous tissue to keep their hearts beating - planaria are smarter than this.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (2835Q)

74 42
God, the smugness in that pic. It's close to critical mass.



It's like the scrunt with the shaved head at the "town bawl" telling Dana Perino what's up. Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (+1EJs)

___
Loesch, not Perino.Although both vert hawt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (6nRrz)

75 Another look at the Heathers ending with the high school blowing up?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (g4lFK)

76 And on the right. Grimace or Barney, take your pick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (+1EJs)

77 Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.

I am rooting for the hyperspace bypass to get built.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (z13UD)

78 Loesch, not Perino.Although both vert hawt.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM

Sorry. My bad. I meant Loesch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (+1EJs)

79 Okay, I see, they are remaking that seventies movie "the Warriors" but with faggots and such.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (2sCft)


Evergreen is The Orphans.

"How could there be a meet ... no one told us there was a meet."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (8gDQu)

80 Behold the intended audience for that SJW's diatribe against space colonization.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

81 The cast of the next Hollywood remake:

The Road Whinier

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (JGBbg)

82 Looks like it's pretty cold in Washington state.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (ewxPW)

83 Good. Fuck them and the transgender who identifies as a horse they rode in on. Assholes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (IYHxL)

84 Jeez, if I was an invading army I would make dame sure those creeps would be the first rotting decorations lining the road.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (aMlLZ)

85 69
57

___China is laughing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (6nRrz)







As their birthrate plummets to less than replacement level,
Christianity is on the rise and their own "yutes" having tasted a bit of
capitalism are not so fond of the Politburo.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (VM6ev)

__
Chinese college students study math, comp sci, engineering.American college students do whatever the fuck these imbeciles in the picture do.China is laughing its ass off knowing in 30 years they will rule the world without a care in the world, and without firing a shot.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (6nRrz)

86 what do these idiots major in? the historical evolution of scat? what a bunch of fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (KP5rU)

87 Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.

I am rooting for the hyperspace bypass to get built.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM


WTTF? Is this real?

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (qGuLD)

88 66 We need more horror movies made to keep them out.
Posted by: Monk

Confession: When I was watching the first part of the first episode of Handmaid's Tale, I kept thinking, of each Oppressed By The Patriarchy woman I was shown on screen, 'you were probably a liberal before Gilead was established'.

When I found myself chanting along with the crowd 'you fault... your fault' I realised I was done with the series.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

I'm intrigued with that show because I love propaganda even if it pisses me off. I wanted to make that my field of study in grad school. Will I like that series if I try it?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)

89 I bet their parents are proud. No seriously if a kid is that much of a fucking dumbass, the parents have to be as well so they probably are proud of their flake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (+1EJs)

90 Evergreen State should have a mandatory class on the Slave Revolt in Haiti, and how no white man ever spent a nickel to invest there again (except for the nickel whores).

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (sCN2W)

91 Jeez, if I was an invading army I would make dame sure those creeps would be the first rotting decorations lining the road.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:42 PM (aMlLZ)



I like it. Most pinatas don't supply their own sticks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (Mouru)

92 Jeez, if I was an invading army I would make dame sure those creeps would be the first rotting decorations lining the road.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

If you were an invading army, would you really want to take the land after seeing the inhabitants?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)

93 Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith is a gal.

So, it's Nurse Smith, now?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (8gDQu)

94 So you're trying to tell me that this group of *Woke All-Starz* hasn't gathered recruitment from the masses?

Well... consider me incredulous, as I ponder that very idea.

Were I a youngster with a choice of higher-education edifices, I might peruse such a place.

I suppose it would be the Ugly Broads that turned me away, eventually.

A War On My Cock is a War On Everyone.

-So sayeth the shepherd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (Ckg4U)

95 Chinese college students study math, comp sci, engineering.American college students do whatever the fuck these imbeciles in the picture do.China is laughing its ass off knowing in 30 years they will rule the world without a care in the world, and without firing a shot.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (6nRrz)

+++
You speak the truth, moron, and it depresses me greatly. Back to work. Goodnight, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (2sCft)

96 This is what we are up against ! this retard link a wikipedia page on assault rifles & I said there is no such this & this is his reponse
---------------
it's on Wikipedia it def real
----------
(FACEPALM)

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (y3aQB)

97 Those are the "academic scholarship" students.

Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (LfJIn)

98
I'm intrigued with that show because I love
propaganda even if it pisses me off. I wanted to make that my field of
study in grad school. Will I like that series if I try it?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)

___

FWIW my wife, who is no leftie, really liked it. She has this incredible ability to separate entertainment from political messages in said entertainment.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (6nRrz)

99 National Lampoon's Enema House.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (hUqh+)

100 in 35 years ... "Mom, why were you carrying bats in this picture, why is your hair green?"


Heh. I didn't notice the bats until I read this.

They still manage to be...unthreatening.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (fuK7c)

101 I bet their home smells lovely.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (+1EJs)

102 I wouldn't send my child there. No Way Jose.

Posted by: ALH at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (O6yAf)

103 18.5% is a good start. I'd prefer 90%.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (xJa6I)

104
I don't care if you don't care. I'm putting this to you, again.

TV Trivia Time?

Who Am I? (and don't google!)

"I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn't going to be that way anymore."

This mystery person spent 20 years in the US Air Force, some as a drill sergeant.

Who is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (1azvW)

105
Honestly, you will see this shit begin to start showing up on kids shows via Disney and Nickelodeon very soon if it already has not.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (g4lFK)

106 Fawn Liebowitz didn't die in a kiln explosion. She blew he own brains out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (Mouru)

107 Didn't Evergreen have a "No Whites Allowed On Campus" day? I notice all but one of the people pictured is white. Did they all accept their role as good little obedient serfs and stay home that day, or were they proud, fierce feminists who don't let anyone dictate what they can and cannot do, especially when it comes to getting an edjumacation?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (/qEW2)

108 That photo is F'n hilarious! :-D

Posted by: Cate at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (IGeXr)

109 If you were an invading army, would you really want to take the land after seeing the inhabitants?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)


Yup, and I would pave the road with their bones.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aMlLZ)

110 Your mom?

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (sCN2W)

111 If the black guy bleached his hair he could be the dude from Fine Young Cannibals.

Good group, BTW ... at least their first album was.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (8gDQu)

112 Chinese call SJWs "the white left". ?Baizou? IIRC. Which is to say they aren't all white, but that's the first world problems that they come from.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (rnAwa)

113 72 I hear Evergreen girls are fast. What'll I do, what should I say?
Posted by: Flounder at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (Mouru)

Just mention the patriarchy, cis-normative privilege, or cats and you're in like Flynn

Posted by: Eric Straton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

114 If the black guy bleached his hair he could be the dude from Fine Young Cannibals.

Lamar from revenge of the nerds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (+1EJs)

115 Who Am I? (and don't google!)

"I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn't going to be that way anymore."

This mystery person spent 20 years in the US Air Force, some as a drill sergeant.

Who is it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter a

Bob Ross.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (HScFq)

116 Sorry. My bad. I meant Loesch.
----------
grrrrr grrrrr

Posted by: jasper at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (ewxPW)

117 That's badass that the heavy girl found a group of people to hang out with where she'd be the most attractive one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (ks6bw)

118 Jim, this planet is confounded by an ilogical species.

Posted by: From the Spock diaries at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (14qvS)

119 "Can we NOT dance with your dates?"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

120 FWIW my wife, who is no leftie, really liked it. She has this incredible ability to separate entertainment from political messages in said entertainment.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM (6nRrz)

That's a talent and a skill. I commend your wife for being able to do that. It took me at least a decade to practice doing that.

She sounds like a keeper.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (g4lFK)

121 I certainly hope the poofter with the pink hair doesn't think he's the leader just because he's a guy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:47 PM (Mouru)

122 Mu Mu Pi

Worst. Sorority. Evah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (KXVP7)

123 There was actually 2 more people originally in the pic. Chick on the right eated them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (+1EJs)

124 Didn't Evergreen have a "No Whites Allowed On Campus" day?


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (/qEW2)


That's what this whole thing is about.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (8gDQu)

125 Can we get the guy from the last thread and a bunch of his drinking buddies on this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (cfHE9)

126 109 If you were an invading army, would you really want to take the land after seeing the inhabitants?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)


Yup, and I would pave the road with their bones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aMlLZ)

Send up smoke if you're on your way in. I'll link up with you.

It's lovely territory, inhabited by growing urban pockets of madmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (xJa6I)

127 I don't think teachers should have guns on campus. These are same teachers that have affairs with students. Most of them are Commies/Socialists/Nutballs. My freshmen HS history teacher was a gunner in the flying fortresses. He showed us the certificate from surviving his missions. It has printed on the bottom "You lucky bastard". He retired the next year in 86'
My Alma-mater had a school shooting many years later where the a VP was shot but survived. Granite Hills




Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (foYMy)

128 "... their underlying causes addressed."

Heh. The only way to address it is to lock the students in and hand out medicine and straitjackets. It's a loony bin.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (H8S+R)

129 grody to the max...like totally

Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (SJBL7)

130 Every face in that picture cries out for punching.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (u8Nqb)

131 Seriously, my daughter decided that she wants to move back home and transfer there. I'm really stunned but I think I can warn her off. Maybe this post can help out.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (hUqh+)

132 It's like A Clockwork Orange, only ghey.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 22, 2018 07:49 PM (1JnAL)

133 these twits will all be employed in hr departments all over the country.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

134 I wonder if Lewis or Gilbert were able to modify Lamar's bat to account for his limp-wristed swinging style.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (87EdW)

135
Man that still from The Warriors remake convinces me even more that I've gotta get off this planet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 07:38 PM (4ErVI)





Typical patriarchal colonization fantasy.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (eXA4G)

136 I read his book "Resilience: Hard Won Wisdom for Living a Better Life" and nowhere did it suggest taking blackmail photographs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 22, 2018 07:36 PM (qJtVm)


Well, you can't expect him to give away ALL his secrets.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (w43Lr)

137 That one girl with the man face must be cold.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (SkuXa)

138 LOL. All the Evergreen girls are lesbians.

Guys (and girls) with a penis need not apply.

OK, I exagerate. Boys with penises are tolerated only if they constantly beg permission to exist.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (sCN2W)

139 The one thing that makes me smile about that pic is that someday. They will have to actually try and survive in the real world, and I don't think they will.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (+1EJs)

140 My son went off to College in southern Oregon. First year, did pretty well, but fell for a SJW at end of year. Sophomore year, he continued dating her and became a RA and born-again liberal. Came home with hair dyed orange, nose and eyebrow rings and a gay-rainbow "ALLY" button on his bookbag, and turned out he was doing all kinds of drugs. Fucking A?? This was my 6'4" Eagle Scout. They fucking wrecked him in less that 15 months. However, he's in his Senior year, and clean and sober now, and he's always rolling his eyes at the SJW's and mocking them like a good OReno Jr. should. So there is hope. But he still leaves the room when I turn on Tu-Ca.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

141 Cast picture from Daddy's Money: The Musical

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (U7voe)

142
I just heard about that "resource officer" who "observed the attack while waiting for backup" on the radio driving home. SMH.

They said he has resigned, after being suspended without pay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

143 This year the Evergreen social justice warriors are walking around with giant vibrators on their shoulders instead of bats. They've made ominous warnings that beatings are just the beginning of what's in store for their oppressors. And, they remind high school seniors that applications are being accepted for the fall semester.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (n6W6z)

144 I don't know about Red China laughing. They complain about their millennials as well especially with the one-child policy having led to an inordinate amount of boys who are spoiled by parents and grandparents. Of course, they are studying real subjects and not Tranny History and the like so they're still one up that way.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (ewxPW)

145 103 18.5% is a good start. I'd prefer 90%.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:45 PM

That 18% is the freshman class except for the staff's own kids. How much did Mizzou shrink again for Fall 2018? The more it shrinks the more staff can be fired which is one way to clear it out. Good old attrition.

Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (LfJIn)

146 107 Didn't Evergreen have a "No Whites Allowed On Campus" day? I notice all but one of the people pictured is white. Did they all accept their role as good little obedient serfs and stay home that day, or were they proud, fierce feminists who don't let anyone dictate what they can and cannot do, especially when it comes to getting an edjumacation?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (/qEW2)


Well, see, they're Woke SJWs, so they have evolved beyond the culture of white supremacy.

In their vocabulary, "Whites" are white people who are not Woke SJWs.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

147 I think we're all misreading this. I think that's a picture of the Fine Young Cannibal guy's harem.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (8gDQu)

148 "Frankly it's a disgrace, the sanctuary city situation," Trump said at a high-level White House meeting on school safety, according to pool reports. Trump discussed the idea of pulling ICE out of California, but said "in two months they would be begging for us to come back," according to Mark Knoller of CBS News. "And you know what? I'm thinking about doing it," Trump added.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (e8kgV)

149

Who liked Open Range?

"Are you the one who killed our friend?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEneQFEFgMQ

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (1azvW)

150 142
I just heard about that "resource officer" who "observed the attack while waiting for backup" on the radio driving home. SMH.

They said he has resigned, after being suspended without pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

----

He could have at least shot a dog.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (n6W6z)

151 107 Didn't Evergreen have a "No Whites Allowed On Campus" day? I notice all but one of the people pictured is white. Did they all accept their role as good little obedient serfs and stay home that day, or were they proud, fierce feminists who don't let anyone dictate what they can and cannot do, especially when it comes to getting an edjumacation?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (/qEW2)

I guarantee you that none of them thought the ban would apply to them, as they all "identify" as some other racial/sexual variant that somehow magically makes them Officially(TM) non-white.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (2835Q)

152 5 wow, there's a lot going on in that picture.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 07:32 PM (F5+ro)


There sure is. What the hell is Evergreen? When did this become a thing?

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (+lOpA)

153 137
That one girl with the man face must be cold.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus


Are you sure it's a girl?

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (LAe3v)

154 Another look at remaking Revenge of The Nerds but have the Nerds be right wing STEM group and the head frat be a group of woke SJWs like above?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (g4lFK)

155 Hey! Did you miss us!!!

Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians Of Evergreen State College at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r)

156 These are not the type of Americans that could win WW II. I'm glad old Pappy Eromero (29th INF DIV D-Day Normandy) ain't here to see what happened to the country he and others defended at such great expense.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (zLDYs)

157 The Lizzies went to college. Who knew? They also went cisheteronormitive. Kinda expected that. Cyrus would not have approved.

Posted by: Swan at February 22, 2018 07:53 PM (H8S+R)

158 Freaks, losers, weirdos and scum who have been told all of their pathetic lives that they are special and can never be corrected. They've been encouraged to be as obnoxious and unruly as possible to be the Red Guard for the left's cultural revolution in this country.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 07:53 PM (SiINZ)

159 I referrred to this video this morning. This SJW made the mistake of confronting a Trump supporter himself without the usual continguent of flying monkeys to help him gang up on someone and it didn't go well for him:

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/966133319799885825

It's most enjoyable.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 07:53 PM (P8951)

160 44
I don't know about Red China laughing. They complain about their
millennials as well especially with the one-child policy having led to
an inordinate amount of boys who are spoiled by parents and
grandparents. Of course, they are studying real subjects and not Tranny
History and the like so they're still one up that way.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (ewxPW)

____
Yeah that's my point about them laughing. Chinese millenials may be spoiled and what not. But society doesn't put up with any of this bullshit. Education is about education, not transgendered studies.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:53 PM (6nRrz)

161 Are you sure it's a girl?
Posted by: pep

Nope.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (SkuXa)

162 149

Who liked Open Range?

"Are you the one who killed our friend?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEneQFEFgMQ
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (1azvW)

Magic sixguns? I think Costner shot 11 times without reloading or changing revolvers that I saw.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (xJa6I)

163 OT - Hey did the Dems ever re-submit their memo with the requested redactions to DOJ ? or did they just memory whole the whole thing cuz it was just a stunt anyway ?

Posted by: McCool at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (yicYc)

164 "Fame" sucked the first time around & this new remake will suck even more.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

165 Yes it is real. And I still think their spacesuits are more like combat armor.

https://youtu.be/I5X3vC-XsU0

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (z13UD)

166 Yeah that's my point about them laughing. Chinese millenials may be spoiled and what not. But society doesn't put up with any of this bullshit. Education is about education, not transgendered studies.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:53 PM (6nRrz)


Meh. The Chinese mostly prefer to just steal other people's stuff, these days. It's easier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)

167 Geez, it's the Solarbabies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

168 I saw Bat Wielding Lesbians open for Melissa Ethridge at Lilith Fair in 98.
DO.
NOT.
WANT.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (HScFq)

169 Tucker says he's going to show clip from town hall, shows 2 minutes of hate from 1984.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (SkuXa)

170 RUSSIAN BOTS are lowering our enrollment! Curse you Johnny Eaglestallion!

Posted by: Evergreen State Daycare Center at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (BwJGV)

171
Magic sixguns? I think Costner shot 11 times without reloading or changing revolvers that I saw.

Appears so!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (1azvW)

172 Are you sure it's a girl?

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 07:52 PM (LAe3v)


I'm sure it's dickless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (8gDQu)

173 Meh. The Chinese mostly prefer to just steal other people's stuff, these days. It's easier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)

___
Steal, create. Semantics bro.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (6nRrz)

174 Considering that Evergreen has historically accepted 98% of those who have applied, it sounds like they aren't getting huge numbers of applicants. An 18% drop off is huge.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (v3DL/)

175 I'll see your bat and raise you 1911.

Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (WEBkv)

176 it is a crisis, will not be fixed until the actions of last spring are acknowledged and their underlying causes addressed.

I'm pretty sure that the admissions standards and degree requirements are too onerous.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (0vY1N)

177 Breaking Neus / Blatant Interruption:
Sheriff on duty at Florida shooting took up a defensive position outside school as the shooter walked the halls killing people.

We don't need cops we need teachers with guns.
Remember Miss Alamagordo down the hall who could lay you out with three swats? She should have a gun.

That coach who gave his life shielding students should have had two guns. The only people who can stop this - can nip it in the bud - are the ones there and that is the teachers, first, and other school personnel, second.

Anything else is another layer of bureaucracy.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 07:55 PM (5nCvD)

178 Who liked Open Range?



"Are you the one who killed our friend?"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEneQFEFgMQ

Raises hand. Awesome flick.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (nisXv)

179 140 My son went off to College in southern Oregon. First year, did pretty well, but fell for a SJW at end of year. Sophomore year, he continued dating her and became a RA and born-again liberal. Came home with hair dyed orange, nose and eyebrow rings and a gay-rainbow "ALLY" button on his bookbag, and turned out he was doing all kinds of drugs. Fucking A?? This was my 6'4" Eagle Scout. They fucking wrecked him in less that 15 months. However, he's in his Senior year, and clean and sober now, and he's always rolling his eyes at the SJW's and mocking them like a good OReno Jr. should. So there is hope. But he still leaves the room when I turn on Tu-Ca.
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

Sounds like you just missed a bullet. Thank the good lord.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (2835Q)

180 Evergreen is 15 miles from my house. Famous for being alt-college. Early on their credits didn't transfer*



*worthless

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (apsk+)

181 Yes it is real. And I still think their spacesuits are more like combat armor.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM


They have no understanding of what made the original so great, what made it work... They. Just. Don't. Get. It.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (qGuLD)

182
We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (1azvW)

183 Even the folks that work at Evergreen in administrative and support positions make fun of it. It is actually a pretty campus but there is a 50% chance anyone begging in town is an Evergreen Student, Teacher or Graduate.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (hUqh+)

184 How much training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)

185 look at the bright side of that pic. None of those "girls" will ever reproduce.
And neither will Lea Dumdum.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (foYMy)

186 178 Who liked Open Range?

Oh, yeah.


Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (2835Q)

187 77
Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith
is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with
them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.

I am rooting for the hyperspace bypass to get built.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (z13UD)



I'm surprised they haven't changed the Robinson's last name to Stark.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (1JnAL)

188 142
I just heard about that "resource officer" who "observed the attack while waiting for backup" on the radio driving home. SMH.

They said he has resigned, after being suspended without pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

----

He could have at least shot a dog.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (n6W6z)

I read he didn't just resign, but applied for retirement as well.

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (Io8AJ)

189
And they're all getting worthless degrees in Wymyn's and Queer Studies that won't get them a job except in some shithole college like Evergreen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ)

190 182
We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (1azvW)

Oooh, sounds fun.

I know it's a ripoff/homage but I love the train station shootout in The Untouchables.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (xJa6I)

191 Wow look at the boobs!

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

192 You've heard of third-tier schools.

San Diego State. Univ. of Rhode Island, etc.

Evergreen State is a rare bird.

A fourth-tier school.

Any idiot can get in.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (sCN2W)

193 Otho, and there probably won't be a Space Chimp for Penny either.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (z13UD)

194 Magic sixguns? I think Costner shot 11 times without reloading or changing revolvers that I saw.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (xJa6I)

--

He, uh, had two guns.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (n6W6z)

195 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Fat Chick With A Bat at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (K0z2U)

196 That redheaded guy has quite a set.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

197 I'll be the 1st, that pic makes the bar scene from Star Wars look normal. What a freak show.

Posted by: Worc1 at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (xWzjc)

198 193 Otho, and there probably won't be a Space Chimp for Penny either.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (z13UD)

But also no Mimi Rogers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (cfHE9)

199 Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.




Oh the pain. The pain of it all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (SiINZ)

200 l

o

l


what is that some tranny suicide squad?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

201 180 Evergreen is 15 miles from my house. Famous for being alt-college. Early on their credits didn't transfer*



*worthless
Posted by: PhilDirt at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (apsk+)

You're practically my neighbor.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (hUqh+)

202 Somebody needs to photoshop cats and Hitachi Wands in that picture.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (g4lFK)

203 179 However, he's in his Senior year, and clean and sober now, and he's always rolling his eyes at the SJW's and mocking them like a good OReno Jr. should. So there is hope. But he still leaves the room when I turn on Tu-Ca.
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

Sounds like you just missed a bullet. Thank the good lord.
Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (2835Q)
+++
I do every day!! OReno, Jr. is on Slapweasel's Horde prayer list. I am truly blessed. And he dumped his blue haired SJW girlfriend along the way. Hallelujah!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (2sCft)

204 The rest of the world has always been beneath the Chinese. It's part of their culture and in their DNA.

It's why foreigners are called "Ghosts" (gweilo or kweilo)

Not just because most are white but because we're insubstantial to them. We have no meaning for them. WE DON'T COUNT.

Only other Chinese count.

Much like the Japanese that way. That's why I like Koreans because they're "normal" people.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (C4l4A)

205 Good. Fuck them and the transgender who identifies as a horse they rode in on. Assholes.

....


lmao

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (x25VP)

206 165 Yes it is real. And I still think their spacesuits are more like combat armor.

https://youtu.be/I5X3vC-XsU0
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (z13UD)

Oh the pain...oh the pain of it all....

They better not have a CGI monkey this time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (xJa6I)

207 Alma mater of the late activist and bulldozer coaster Rachel Corrie AKA St. Pancake.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (O5Q3r)

208 so what does that tranny do on friday nights? cut cards to determine who gets to peg whom?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

209 Aside from the one black... dude(?) that picture is as blinding as Antarctica on a clear, sunny day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (cfHE9)

210
Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith

is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with

them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.


Fuck. That. Shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

211 If cancer cells could express themselves, they would look like that.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (g4lFK)

212 Those kids need some serious Keg Therapy.

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (q177U)

213 I need to go to bed soon, so G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (Ckg4U)

214 194 Magic sixguns? I think Costner shot 11 times without reloading or changing revolvers that I saw.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (xJa6I)

--

He, uh, had two guns.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (n6W6z)

I guess I didn't see him switch revolvers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I)

215 Good. Fuck them and the transgender who identifies as a horse they rode in on. Assholes.

....


lmao
Posted by: skip intro at February



hey now, leave the horses out of this.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

216 Open Range?

The one with a GMILF Annette Benning-Beatty making goo-goo eyes to No way out Costner.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (sCN2W)

217 165 Yes it is real. And I still think their spacesuits are more like combat armor.

https://youtu.be/I5X3vC-XsU0
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (z13UD)


There have been ideas about hard spacesuits, as opposed to soft pressurized ones, going back a long time. The tricky part is making flexible joints.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

218 hey now, leave the horses out of this.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

Wait...
I could be down.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (HScFq)

219
Star Wars is on. They just referenced the year 2018 regarding space travel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (1azvW)

220 Coming soon to an HR Dept. near you.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (Vpdk0)

221 Evergreen Drama Club Does Readings from Star Wars Bar Scene

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (Ndje9)

222 215 Good. Fuck them and the transgender who identifies as a horse they rode in on. Assholes.

....


lmao
Posted by: skip intro at February



hey now, leave the horses out of this.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.

...

I hate this state in places.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (xJa6I)

223
Magic sixguns? I think Costner shot 11 times without reloading or changing revolvers that I saw.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 07:54 PM (xJa6I)






Doesn't EVERYONE have a bohunk Key Grip off-camera with a case full of blanks?

Posted by: Kevin Costner at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (eXA4G)

224 Funny, VMI doesn't have a shortage of applicants. Could be a 'pride' thing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (vM/v3)

225 It's the Conn episode.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

226 Meh. The Chinese mostly prefer to just steal other people's stuff, these days. It's easier.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February




like their doctoral theses

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

227 "The enrollment crisis at Evergreen, and make no mistake about it, it is a crisis, will not be fixed until the actions of last spring are acknowledged and their underlying causes addressed Left/Liberal/Progressives are flushed from academe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (YOW17)

228 Hey, don't blame us because a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobes don't want to come here or we'll find out where you are and beat the living shit out of you!!!

Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians Of Evergreen State College at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (O5Q3r)

229 Fawn Liebowitz didn't die in a kiln explosion. She blew he own brains out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (Mouru)


========

If they are not going to get an education, at least have fun like the protagonists of Animal House. Don't go around grumpy harassing people with bats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 08:02 PM (/qEW2)

230 Crap. Close tag, FTW.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (YOW17)

231 I guess I didn't see him switch revolvers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I)

---

He's, uh, that good.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (n6W6z)

232 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.


The "are you the one who killed our friend" scene has to be up there.

I still say Seven Samurai is the best Western, but it's more stabby than shooty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (fuK7c)

233 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.

...

I hate this state in places.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February




even worse, he broke in to have the horse fuck him so he wold not have to pay the fee.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (MTjB1)

234 You know many of you were arguing about how our sick culture is partly to blame for these school shootings. I was totally against this idea at first. But my resistance is wearing down. I've been arguing with myself...

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (q177U)

235 I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)


He best move. People are going to find out who he is. And yea, if he has a soul he will be haunted by this. If he is a sociopath and/or can compartmentalize, he'll be fine.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (YOIA1)

236 One more time:
"The enrollment crisis at Evergreen, and make no mistake about it, it is a crisis, will not be fixed until the actions of last spring are acknowledged and their underlying causes addressed Left/Liberal/Progressives are flushed from academe."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (YOW17)

237 Oh William.

Oh William!


OH WILLIAM!

Posted by: the chick "Dr Smith" at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (x25VP)

238
I still say Seven Samurai is the best Western, but it's more stabby than shooty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Speaking of Don West, are the one who told us many years ago Don West lived near you?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (1azvW)

239 Rickl, I know since Frau im Mond and so on. Or NASA and the Moon suits.
https://youtu.be/fJbztthNrVQ

But the Robinson ones are more from a video game it looks like.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (z13UD)

240 He best move. People are going to find out who he is. And yea, if he has a soul he will be haunted by this. If he is a sociopath and/or can compartmentalize, he'll be fine.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February




why move? it is the people that know him that are the problem.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

241 G'night Slap, hope you wake up feelin' better !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 22, 2018 08:04 PM (H0hPC)

242 How do you get a horse to hose you? Do you wear some kind of horse perfume or something?

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 08:05 PM (UdKB7)

243 Otho, and there probably won't be a Space Chimp for Penny either.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM


Exactly. "Let's remake LIS, that was popular. But not the weird 60's version with the comedy and that campy doctor doing silly things with the robot. Ours will be modern, gritty and real."

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:05 PM (qGuLD)

244 Night Slap. Glad you are feeling better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 08:05 PM (cfHE9)

245 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.

...

I hate this state in places.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February




even worse, he broke in to have the horse fuck him so he wold not have to pay the fee.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:03 PM (MTjB1)


Oh, my.

Posted by: George Takei

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:05 PM (2sCft)

246 How much training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
*******************

He wasn't a security guy he was a real live deputy sheriff. A cop on the payroll and with supposed training.

My point is that the teachers who volunteer are there on site. Personally, I think most of them care just like that coach did. If anything almost all will volunteer.

And to be cold blooded about it if there's shooter walk into your classroom you will either shoot him or die.
Most of the teachers I am acquainted with would drill him with prejudice.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (5nCvD)

247 He best move. People are going to find out who he is. And yea, if he has a soul he will be haunted by this. If he is a sociopath and/or can compartmentalize, he'll be fine.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February




you know, in the deputies version of the kenny rogers song, tommy helps the gatlin boys rape becky.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

248
Stop LOOKING at me trying to get you to LOOK at ME

Posted by: Evergreen "college" "student" at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (x25VP)

249 Warriors...Come out and play-i-ay!

Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (wpJDK)

250 45
Thankfully the rural areas and woods frighten these types of people away. We need more horror movies made to keep them out.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (g4lFK)
************
Let's have conversation about that.

*cackles...hic...coughs*

Posted by: Hildabeast at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (K0z2U)

251 They have no understanding of what made the original so great, what made it work... They. Just. Don't. Get. It.
Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 07:56 PM (qGuLD)
----
What made it work was the bitching betwixt that sassy theatre queen Dr. Smith and the robot.

Billy Mumy had a brief role in the remake but Jonathan Harris refused. "I don't do cameos, baby!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (qJtVm)

252 You know many of you were arguing about how our sick culture is partly to blame for these school shootings. I was totally against this idea at first. But my resistance is wearing down. I've been arguing with myself...
Posted by: Max Power
------------

There wasn't a boy in my junior/high schools who did not have access to a gun of some sort. You know what never happened? No one ever considered shooting someone else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (YOW17)

253 One of the girls (?) looks like John Candy, but not as cute.

OT, but has anyone noticed just how suicidal the commies are this year? And they're getting worse, far beyond Pelosi's gibbering.

This anti-gun shit is insane, from their point of view. All they can do is counteract the danger, to us, of complacency keeping our people from the polls. Cheering about confiscation - which they did - is just what we need to get red America to vote. All it will do for them is increase the vote for people like Maxine, who's going to win anyway.

What a world. (I've also noticed that last night's performance has caused the Daily Wire crowd to start seeing that Tapper isn't quite the wonderboy they'd thought. Granted, they're SometimesTrump, rather than NeverTrump. But it's a good sign.)

Posted by: George LeS at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (+TcCF)

254 Good. Fuck them and the transgender who identifies as a horse they rode in on.


Unicorn. He identifies as a Unicorn.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (YOIA1)

255 Doesn't EVERYONE have a bohunk Key Grip off-camera with a case full of blanks?


Careful with the blanks there, brah.

Posted by: Brandon Lee at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

256 so which one of the trannys in the picture up top has their stepdad's skull in their bowling ball?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

257 Isn't it ironic that they all claim to hate the patriarchy and toxic masculinity, yet they all have a missive collection of rubber dicks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (HScFq)

258 Whoa, 18.5% drop in enrollment not admissions. Kids take five or six years to get thru school, so that means they might have only three freshmen next year.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (0vY1N)

259 212 Those kids need some serious Keg Therapy.
Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 08:00 PM (q177U)


As much as it pains me to say it, there are some things alcohol can't fix.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (pqmCV)

260 Even with my bad foot I am pretty sure I could kick everyone of their pansy asses. Pfftt.. little fuckers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (dUJdY)

261
Exactly. "Let's remake LIS, that was popular. But not the weird 60's
version with the comedy and that campy doctor doing silly things with
the robot. Ours will be modern, gritty and real."


They will take your memories, skin them, and wear the skin as a suit to destroy them.

Fuck Hollywood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

262 184 How much training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)

He was a deputy in the Broward County sheriff department. He was on scene within 2 minutes of the start of the gunfire but waited an additional 4 minutes before going in.

Four minutes.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (w43Lr)

263 Mow
My
Lawn

Posted by: Nancy 'Panties' Pelosi at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (K0z2U)

264 everyone in that pic needs to be hazed by a sorority.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

265 Exactly Eris, that Dr. Smith was so gay one would think they would leave him as is. But nope, they got to give him some chest knockers...

The real Dr. Smith to the writers of the new series, "Oh shut up you incompetent boobies!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 08:09 PM (z13UD)

266 Man Conan o' brian is looking rough. When did he start transitioning?

Posted by: Saar at February 22, 2018 08:09 PM (YY2+y)

267
Doesn't EVERYONE have a bohunk Key Grip off-camera with a case full of blanks?


Careful with the blanks there, brah.
Posted by: Brandon Lee at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)







Word, bro.

Posted by: Zombie Jon-Erik Hexum at February 22, 2018 08:10 PM (eXA4G)

268 I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: jsg at February 22, 2018 08:10 PM (Q43LA)

269 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.
____________________

I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt, but I'm probably happier not knowing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2018 08:10 PM (fqUgw)

270 266 Man Conan o' brian is looking rough. When did he start transitioning?
Posted by: Saar at February 22, 2018 08:09 PM (YY2+y)

Sprayed coffee on keyboard.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:10 PM (2sCft)

271 Straight up Rote Kampferbund.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (EZebt)

272 you know, in the deputies version of the kenny rogers song, tommy helps the gatlin boys rape becky.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Wtf? You are sick dude.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (YOIA1)

273 Juicy news. Manafort and Gates charged for tax return violations and Bank fraud from 2010-2014. Nothing to do with Trump. (Looks like Hillary is becoming a target now)

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/ 4385691/2-22-18-US-Status-Report.pdf

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (g4lFK)

274 Speaking of Don West, are the one who told us many years ago Don West lived near you?


No.

I don't know who Don West is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

275 You have no idea what hazing is like. No idea.

*stretches hand and makes clawing motion*

Posted by: Nancy 'Panties' Pelosi at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (K0z2U)

276 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Dunno about movies, but Grenadier wins the anime category. Just for the reloads.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (JGBbg)

277 I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt, but I'm probably happier not knowing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Oh, Wilbur.....you shouldn't have

Posted by: Mister Ed at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (vM/v3)

278 I think that redhead has more testosterone than that black guy.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (8iiMU)

279 269 I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt, but I'm probably happier not knowing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2018 08:10 PM (fqUgw)

Never thought about that either. Apples? Sugar Cubes?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (2sCft)

280 I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt, but I'm probably happier not knowing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

#MeToo

Posted by: Mr Ed at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (HScFq)

281 This article on Nellie Ohr [Bruce's (FBI) wife] is definitely worth the read. She's a full blown commie.

https://spectator.org/nellie-ohr-woman-in-the-middle/

Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (HiDrR)

282 The red head?

Oh Danni Partridge...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (z13UD)

283 e was a deputy in the Broward County sheriff department. He was on scene within 2 minutes of the start of the gunfire but waited an additional 4 minutes before going in.

Four minutes.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:08 PM (w43Lr)


4 minutes is an eternity in that kind of a situation.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (YOIA1)

284
Parker Posey is going to be Dr. Smith. Party Girl, House of Yes, Waiting for Guffman Parker Posey is going to be Dr. Smith? Wow, does she really need the work that badly?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

285
They made all kinds of Lonesome Dove sequels.

Return to Lonesome Dove
Lonesome Dove III
Lonesome Doves
Lonesome Dove vs Predator
Escape to Lonesome Dove

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (1azvW)

286 Evergreen State Daycare Center Predicts 18.5% Drop in Enrollment Next Year

Retards and mutants gotta go somewhere, amirite?

I just checked: Evergreen has a 97% acceptance rate. (How would you feel if you got rejected by Evergreen?)

Apparently most of their applicants scored in triple digits on the SAT. Yay us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

287 Would/could any sane person consider hiring anyone in that photo?

To be quite honest, twer I to open a bar of my own at this point, I actually wouldn't even consider hiring any women because of this "pound me too" movement.

It's far too easy for women like these to make claims against the company and sue or generate negative publicity for the establishment.

Better to just avoid the risks altogether.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (pqmCV)

288 you know, in the deputies version of the kenny rogers song, tommy helps the gatlin boys rape becky.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Wtf? You are sick dude.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February



really?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)

289 >>>Speaking of Don West

childhood crush...him, and adam west

Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (SJBL7)

290 How much training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)

He was a Sheriff's deputy not a rent-a-cop. If the principle isn't, you get special privileges to carry a gun and a badge but also special responsibilities, like going towards the shooting, then cops are worthless.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (J70i0)

291 See those freaks? That's what in public school as aides in classrooms. Actually I've seen worse. Piercings, obnoxious inappropriate tats. Yeah, lets have more of that role model for our kids.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (70cRb)

292 That photo looks like it was taken at the University of Chernobyl.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

293 The enrollment crisis at Peking State, and make no mistake about it, it is a crisis, will not be fixed until the actions of the Red Guard last spring are acknowledged and their underlying causes addressed.

Posted by: Dean Mao at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (Ndje9)

294 I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt, but I'm probably happier not knowing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

There's a "phillies" joke there somewhere.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

295 During the war of northern aggression, cavalrymen like Josey Wales had a minimum 3 revolvers. And a rifle, and more importantly a shotgun, and a willingness to stand and fight. When they are empty, drop them on the ground. If you win, you come back for them, if you lose, well..........

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (zLDYs)

296
No.

I don't know who Don West is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Yeah, now I remember. My old buddy mentioned Don West (Lost In Space guy) lived in Scituate and would see him once in a while.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (1azvW)

297 As I said in an earlier thread, I dont see how we get back to sanity without a civil war or a world wide conflagration.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (vSWBJ)

298 184 How much training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I do not mind piling on the guy on general principle. I could see this guy eating a bullet sometime in the future.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)

Remember Collumbine? The police gathered outside and refused to enter, which lead to more deaths of kids. It was and still is a big effing deal.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (g4lFK)

299 283 professor disarray

For some of those students, eternity was not hyperbole.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (w43Lr)

300 284 Parker Posey is going to be Dr. Smith. Party Girl, House of Yes, Waiting for Guffman Parker Posey is going to be Dr. Smith? Wow, does she really need the work that badly?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)
+++
I always liked Parker Posey. Since were on the subject of actresses, can I again mention the fact that I think Kat Dennings has a magnificent rack??

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft)

301 ee those freaks? That's what in public school as aides in classrooms. Actually I've seen worse. Piercings, obnoxious inappropriate tats. Yeah, lets have more of that role model for our kids.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

I thought public school classrooms were aids.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (HScFq)

302 What made it work was the bitching betwixt that sassy theatre queen Dr. Smith and the robot.


Billy Mumy had a brief role in the remake but Jonathan Harris refused. "I don't do cameos, baby!"


Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM


Yep. What made LIS work so well was the bizarre combination of style. It was part serious space action/adventure, part over the top nuttiness and part comedy gold. Dr. Smith and the Robot was the strongest suit. They were the glue.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (qGuLD)

303 Well Dack, they are rebooting on Netflix Lost in Space. Dr. Smith is a gal. Don West is a blue collar contractor who somehow crashes with them. And yeah Judy Robinson is now a nice looking dusky skinned lass.

I am rooting for the hyperspace bypass to get built.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 07:41 PM (z13UD)

I doubt they can do worse than the epic failure that looks to be "A Wrinkle in Time."

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (J70i0)

304 It says here on your resume that you graduated from Evergreen. Why? Why would you admit that?

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (0vY1N)

305 Babs! Babs!!

It's the eggman!

It's the eggman!!

Posted by: Edith Massey in purple at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (6jwnl)

306 He was a Sheriff's deputy not a rent-a-cop. If the
principle isn't, you get special privileges to carry a gun and a badge
but also special responsibilities, like going towards the shooting, then
cops are worthless.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 22, 2018 08:14 PM (J70i0)

just heard his supervisor that 'retired' him. He sounded disgusted. He arrived at the building, was in position and yet did not go in. He said it with contempt.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (70cRb)

307 His Name Was Mark Goddard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

308 They are a super hero team known as The Unfuckables.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (cGlgB)

309 said in an earlier thread, I dont see how we get back to sanity without a civil war or a world wide conflagration.
Posted by: Kreplach at February




you are too pessimistic. we have hardly been trying. we are only now getting rid of the rino traitors.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

310 the only way to hire women is to have an iron clad contract that spells out exactly what is approved conduct and what is not and that they sign up for whatever it is.

And never be alone or not on camera with one if you're the boss.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (C4l4A)

311

Was? Is Don West mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (1azvW)

312 Commies never pay their bills.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (7+qdf)

313 Lost kids because of indulgent or negligent parents. Lots of lost kids out there. Like the shooter and the attention whore CNN puppets.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (U+nHb)

314 264
everyone in that pic needs to be hazed by a sorority.

Everyone in that pic should be forced to spend one week in Basic Training.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (nisXv)

315 A well placed .45 projectile stops a bat wielding piece of scum every time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (3/sUh)

316 Look at all those future CEO's! I mean homeless people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)

317 you know, in the deputies version of the kenny rogers song, tommy helps the gatlin boys rape becky.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Wtf? You are sick dude.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February



really?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)



Cops helped Jeffry Dahmer recover one of his escaped victims.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 08:18 PM (Eu5eZ)

318 the only way to hire women is to have an iron clad contract that spells out exactly what is approved conduct and what is not and that they sign up for whatever it is.

And never be alone or not on camera with one if you're the boss.
Posted by: jakee308 at February




so bunny ranch.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

319 Johnathan Harris (Dr. Smith) was married for 64 years (until his death).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

320 Lost kids because of indulgent or negligent parents. Lots of lost kids out there. Like the shooter and the attention whore CNN puppets.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM

Bingo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)

321 Re the Parkland Resource Officer.

First I heard there were "two armed guards".

Then I heard there was one unarmed guard (the coach who was killed), and the other guard was armed but not on campus.

Now, I 'm hearing that both guards were there but neither was armed, and one of the unarmed guards stood by and waited for backup.

So, was the second guard--not the coach--armed, or not? Does anyone know?

Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (g5YYQ)

322 This article on Nellie Ohr [Bruce's (FBI) wife] is definitely worth the read. She's a full blown commie.

https://spectator.org/nellie-ohr-woman-in-the-middle/
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2018 08:12 PM (e

She founded and organized the walk out movement of students after the student. I posted a picture of a commie child actor Cameron Kasky with her saying she founded it.

It's all out in the open.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (g4lFK)

323 Imagine that you're a young faculty member, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed (?), about to deliver your first lecture, and you walk into the lecture theater to see that lot up above.

Definitely a Youtube moment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (YqDXo)

324 310 the only way to hire women is to have an iron clad contract that spells out exactly what is approved conduct and what is not and that they sign up for whatever it is.

And never be alone or not on camera with one if you're the boss.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (C4l4A)

As small business owner, sadly yes...

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (2sCft)

325 207 Alma mater of the late activist and bulldozer coaster Rachel Corrie AKA St. Pancake.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 07:59 PM (O5Q3r)

A local bar the Brotherhood (Bro Ho) had a St. Pancake tribute painted on it for a while. Lasted a couple of weeks. She was an evil little bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (hUqh+)

326 314 264
everyone in that pic needs to be hazed by a sorority.

Everyone in that pic should be forced to spend one week in Basic Training.
Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (nisXv)

They couldn't survive a night playing Risk.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (ANIFC)

327 professor disarray

For some of those students, eternity was not hyperbole.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:15 PM (w43Lr)


I wasn't trying to be hyperbolic. It really is an eternity. People think four minutes doesn't sound like a lot. I tell them to just sit and do nothing for a full minute except watch the clock tick. They usually get it by 30 seconds...that 4 minutes is forever. And many lives are lost.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (YOIA1)

328 Commies never pay their bills.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Why, that can't be true.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (vM/v3)

329 188 142
I just heard about that "resource officer" who "observed the attack while waiting for backup" on the radio driving home. SMH.

They said he has resigned, after being suspended without pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 22, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)
----
He could have at least shot a dog.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 07:51 PM (n6W6z)

I read he didn't just resign, but applied for retirement as well.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 07:57 PM (Io8AJ)

Alway and still the best option for a public servant caught screwing up. Aside from getting promoted, that is. That's what happens when your screwup is NOT in the news.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (2835Q)

330
Parker Posey was the queen of indies in the 90s. She was also in Amateur. The movie with the nymphomaniac virgin.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (SiINZ)

331 Yeah, now I remember. My old buddy mentioned Don West (Lost In Space guy) lived in Scituate and would see him once in a while.


Ah. As far as I knew the local celebrity was Jim Lonborg who was a dentist there. Chris Cooper lives in Kingston, a few towns down the road.

And most of Aerosmith lived nearby and sent their kids to the Montessori school my kids went to. They also owned an awesome pub in Norwell, the next town inland. I spent a lot of time there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

332 In the original Lost in Space, it seems Dr. Smith was much like Daffy Duck. Out to save his own skin because pain hurts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (z13UD)

333 His Name Was Mark Goddard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (oVJmc)



Of Roller Boogie fame

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

334

At the same time, we can have a Worst Shootout Scene In A Movie thread.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (1azvW)

335 the only way to hire women is to have an iron clad contract that spells out exactly what is approved conduct and what is not and that they sign up for whatever it is.

....

In the culture of Feelz, you are actually gonna try to rest your future on law?

Nope, not me.

Activist judge/Activist jury > Rule of Law

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (pqmCV)

336 You know, as has often been said, the Pacific Northwest is full of perfectly normal people - Morons in fact. Who, as Morons everywhere, tend to keep their heads down. But there are at least as many of us as there are of them.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (TKmA0)

337 Other famous alumnae? Matt Groening. And Kramer.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (O5Q3r)

338 Freaks and unemployable.

Thank their parents.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (EoRCO)

339 I will enjoy not seeing Lost In Space as much as I enjoy not seeing Star Wars ever again.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

340
Antioch West

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (fVWj3)

341 "The ginger in the middle looks like the stereotypical one that comes along every 4 years in your highschool. Can't tell if it's a he or a she.

Posted by: Size Queens at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (g4lFK) "

That's a pretty solid rack for a dude.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (icI8A)

342 The Braveheart Trump video is pretty funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

343 298 Monk

The pathetic response to Columbine is why most jurisdictions SOP is to immediately go in and engage the hostiles.

I have heard that the death toll at Columbine would have been higher, but the school did have an armed security guard who engaged the shooters as soon as he could.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (w43Lr)

344 BRILLIANT!!!

This will give Evergreen the opportunity they need to terminate the professors standing in their way and allowing the good little SJWs to have free rein in creating the campus atmosphere they deserve.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (9rjGV)

345 Cops helped Jeffry Dahmer recover one of his escaped victims.

And they not only got their jobs back, one guy became a bigwig with the police union.

*spit*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

346 251
What made it work was the bitching betwixt that sassy theatre queen Dr. Smith and the robot.

Billy Mumy had a brief role in the remake but Jonathan Harris refused. "I don't do cameos, baby!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 22, 2018 08:07 PM (qJtVm)


Well, it's complicated.

The first season of Lost in Space was pretty good TV sci-fi. Then Jonathan Harris sort of hijacked the show and made it more about him, Will, and the Robot. That caused some dissent among the rest of the cast, who felt they were frozen out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Harris

Harris doesn't appear to have been gay. He married his childhood sweetheart in 1938 and they remained married until his death in 2002.

A few years ago I was looking at an Amazon page for Lost in Space DVDs, and there was a "review" by Bill Mumy saying how much he enjoyed working on the series when he was a kid and thanking the fans.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

347 Parker Posey was pretty hot in A Mighty Wind.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (HScFq)

348 333 His Name Was Mark Goddard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:16 PM (oVJmc)



Of Roller Boogie fame
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

Better than being remembered for Rollergator.

Posted by: Joe Estevez at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (ANIFC)

349 Parker Posey was sexy as fuck in Dazed and Confused. Prime Parker is best Parker.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (g4lFK)

350
I have people in Norwell.

I went to a bar/restaurant down there once. The Bell??

Something Bell.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (1azvW)

351 They made all kinds of Lonesome Dove sequels.

Return to Lonesome Dove
Lonesome Dove III
Lonesome Doves
Lonesome Dove vs Predator
Escape to Lonesome Dove

Posted by: Soothsayer
------------

Beneath the Planet of Lonesome Dove

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (YOW17)

352 330 Parker Posey was the queen of indies in the 90s. She was also in Amateur. The movie with the nymphomaniac virgin.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:19 PM (SiINZ)

**ears perk up**

I missed that one...BRB.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (2sCft)

353 ...training did the security guy get? Was he in contact with someone at the time of the attack? This happened in an instant. He made the wrong call, yes.

I like the fact that everyone acknowledges that more training would be good. And if more training is good, training more people would be even better.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (0vY1N)

354 They have bright futures. As "baristas" Speaking of, can we stop with that stupid fucking name. You make coffee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (+1EJs)

355 Alway and still the best option for a public servant caught screwing up. Aside from getting promoted, that is. That's what happens when your screwup is NOT in the news.
Posted by: West

Reference Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (vM/v3)

356 true story: for 4 VERY long years, i was the ONLY white student in my high school. the neighborhood was 100% non-white also.

needless to say, it sucked beginning to end, on campus and off. for at least half that time, i had an semi-auto rifle, purchased by my parents. granted, it was a Glenfield 22, tube magazine, but 16 rounds is 16 shots.

it never occurred to me to take the gun to school and get some revenge.

why? because i knew it was wrong and i wasn't a psychotic freak.

this isn't hard, but we, as a society, have made it hard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (rtKGD)

357
Beneath the Planet of Lonesome Dove


heeheehee

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (1azvW)

358 Freaks and unemployable.

Thank their parents.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
-------

The parents probably are proud of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (YOW17)

359 The coach was unarmed. He used his body to protect the kids.

If he'd been armed (and he was an ex-serviceman) he would have ended the shooting right there.

eff the liberals especially stolen honor Blumenthal *spit*

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (C4l4A)

360 You know, as has often been said, the Pacific Northwest is full of perfectly normal people - Morons in fact. Who, as Morons everywhere, tend to keep their heads down. But there are at least as many of us as there are of them.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (TKmA0)

I can attest to this as a moron in good standing.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (2sCft)

361 310 the only way to hire women is to have an iron clad contract that spells out exactly what is approved conduct and what is not and that they sign up for whatever it is.

And never be alone or not on camera with one if you're the boss.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:17 PM (C4l4A)

Then you find yourself in front of an EEOC kangaroo court because they have an issue with your hiring practices.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (w43Lr)

362 So in this picture we've got

A ham planet
Rosie the Riveter's special needs cousin
Gay Morpheus
Ronda Weasley
Young Frida Kahlo after getting her unibrow waxed
A living broccoli floret

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (icI8A)

363 A few years ago I was looking at an Amazon page for Lost in Space DVDs, and there was a "review" by Bill Mumy saying how much he enjoyed working on the series when he was a kid and thanking the fans.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (sdi6R)


Yea, Billy Mummy was a child actor who seemed to grow up normal. The show became a lot about him, Dr. Smith and the robot. I can see why the rest of the cast felt a little irritated. There were a lot of storylines they could have done...instead it got kinda campy. But it was such fun.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (YOIA1)

364 Tucker about to talk about tha POS Bill Kristol, should be entertaining

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (3/sUh)

365 Honestly, most of the girls in Dazed and Confused were sexy as fuck.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (g4lFK)

366 >>And most of Aerosmith lived nearby and sent their kids to the Montessori school my kids went to. They also owned an awesome pub in Norwell, the next town inland. I spent a lot of time there.

Joe Perry lived in Duxbury, wasn't Tyler in Marshfield?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

367 **ears perk up**

I missed that one...BRB.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (2sCft)



Posey had a small role in Amateur but I always remember that line about the nymphomaniac virgin.



Thomas: How can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex?

Isabelle: I'm choosy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

368 Tucker about to talk about tha POS Bill Kristol, should be entertaining
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM

Will there be train jokes?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (+1EJs)

369 362 So in this picture we've got

A ham planet
Rosie the Riveter's special needs cousin
Gay Morpheus
Ronda Weasley
Young Frida Kahlo after getting her unibrow waxed
A living broccoli floret

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (icI8A)

Nice. Still two more to go.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

370 "The Outlaw Lonesome Dove"

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (nisXv)

371 Cops helped Jeffry Dahmer recover one of his escaped victims.

And they not only got their jobs back, one guy became a bigwig with the police union.

-
He was woke. That's how to get ahead. Be woke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)

372 You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel
---------

Coffee jerks

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM (YOW17)

373 >>>But there are at least as many of us as there are of them.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 08:20 PM (TKmA0)


Your elected representatives differ from that opinion

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM (3/sUh)

374 All right, single 'rons, listen up!

Right front honey is looking at *you*!

Get your Axe Body Wash on, and do us proud!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

375 So in this picture we've got

A ham planet
Rosie the Riveter's special needs cousin
Gay Morpheus
Ronda Weasley
Young Frida Kahlo after getting her unibrow waxed
A living broccoli floret

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

You left out Avatard: The Last Airbender in the middle.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (HScFq)

376 Your choice, Neo. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Fire Island, and we do these party poppers.

Posted by: Gay Morpheus at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (icI8A)

377 Sheriff who took a position outside and did not respond while children were being murdered has been relieved from his job.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5nCvD)

378 Well, it's complicated.

The first season of Lost in Space was pretty good TV sci-fi. Then Jonathan Harris sort of hijacked the show and made it more about him, Will, and the Robot. That caused some dissent among the rest of the cast, who felt they were frozen out.


Harris doesn't appear to have been gay. He married his childhood sweetheart in 1938 and they remained married until his death in 2002.

A few years ago I was looking at an Amazon page for Lost in Space DVDs, and there was a "review" by Bill Mumy saying how much he enjoyed working on the series when he was a kid and thanking the fans.


Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM


IMHO, the first season was great, but the 2nd and third were better. What Harris did to the show was a huge improvement. I met the guy and the Robot on tour in the 80's. He reckoned that yes, they were upset to an extent at the time, but realized later that the changing things up made it bigger and without it, would necer have become the cult hit it was. It would always have been just a poor man's Star Trek.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (qGuLD)

379 Coffee jerks
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM

I like it! Barista? No. you know how to make some machine go Schrrrruuuuhhhhh. Good for you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (+1EJs)

380 Parker Posey was sexy as fuck in Dazed and Confused. Prime Parker is best Parker.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (g4lFK)


Marissa Ribisi in Dazed in Confused is a dead ringer for my ex-wife when she was in HS (Texas, no less).

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (yzxic)

381 Since I live about 5 miles away I've met lots of Evergreen grads. Mostly in the foodservice industry. A lot holding signs at the side of the road as well. That's an advertising career, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (hUqh+)

382 I have people in Norwell.

I went to a bar/restaurant down there once. The Bell??



The Aeorsmith pub was called Mount Blue. They sold it and all the guitars and gold record memorabilia went away. Then it closed and is now an Irish pub called the Tinker's Son.

I don't recall a Bell, but that means little.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (fuK7c)

383 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (+1EJs)

maybe tucker will slip up and call him Captain Stubing. Like Kurt Schlichter does.

Tee hee. Him and his effing cruises.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (C4l4A)

384 "You left out Avatard: The Last Airbender in the middle.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (HScFq) "

Couldn't think of a good one for her. And the one in the back left actually looks half decent, at least above the neck.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (icI8A)

385 372 You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel
---------

Coffee jerks
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM (YOW17)
+++

I'm gonna pass on putting any of their "cream" in my coffee, thanks.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (2sCft)

386 377 Sheriff who took a position outside and did not respond while children were being murdered has been relieved from his job.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5nCvD)

He should be relieved of his manhood.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (hUqh+)

387 Sock Puppet creator Glenn Greenwald is on TuCa

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (Eu5eZ)

388 Right front honey is looking at *you*!



Get your Axe Body Wash on, and do us proud!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

Looks like she is estimating the calories if she eats you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (Dbv1R)

389 343 298 Monk

The pathetic response to Columbine is why most jurisdictions SOP is to immediately go in and engage the hostiles.

I have heard that the death toll at Columbine would have been higher, but the school did have an armed security guard who engaged the shooters as soon as he could.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 22, 2018 08:21 PM (w43Lr)

I moved out there a few years after that occurred. It was a real shit show. I had some friends that went there and grew up in the area. They were damaged from it. No doubt about it.

Put it to you this way. They and their parents weren't laughing about it like the school shootings that have occurred recently.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (g4lFK)

390 Gunsmoke 2018

Chester: Mr. Dillon. Mr. Dillon. The James Gang is robbing the bank on the east end of town.

Marshall Dillon: Then I'm going to the west end of town!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

391 Commies are using FL shooting to federalize public schools.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (5nCvD)

392
I just looked it up. The Bell Boy!

Actually, it's (or was) spelled The Bell BUOY.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (1azvW)

393 Think they could get the bat around on 5.56? Or even a 9 mm?

Posted by: RI Red at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (9Q/rv)

394 The one in the back left with the glasses... she is thinking "I will be the queen of the Evergreen Borg"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (z13UD)

395 http://bit.ly/2Fnkm0q
---------
Senator Horseface's, Horseface Daughter is in deep shit

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 08:29 PM (y3aQB)

396 I read he didn't just resign, but applied for retirement as well.


Always and still the best option for a public servant caught screwing
up. Aside from getting promoted, that is. That's what happens when your
screwup is NOT in the news.

Thereby upholding the first rule of the government employee: NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE PENSION!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (O5Q3r)

397 The reason enrollment is down is that people found out what the students alredy there looked like.

Jeepers. You go to college to get laid, and you end up in the same class as THAT?? Look at that picture. Fuck no.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (UE1ou)

398 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:25 PM (+1EJs)

maybe tucker will slip up and call him Captain Stubing. Like Kurt Schlichter does.

Tee hee. Him and his effing cruises.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM

I've been on a cruise, once. The only thing worse than being on a cruise would be, going on a cruise with Billy Kryystal and his merry bands of fuckwits. I'd jump overboard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (+1EJs)

399 Sheriff who took a position outside and did not respond while children were being murdered has been relieved from his job.

---

just heard about that. Horrible.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (z2W2E)

400 354 They have bright futures. As "baristas" Speaking of, can we stop with that stupid fucking name. You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:22 PM (+1EJs)


I think the preferred term is "hot beverage engineer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (YqDXo)

401 Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:28 PM (2sCft)

Half & half takes on a new meaning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (3/sUh)

402 That's an advertising career, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (hUqh+)

Ummmmm....Yes. The faster you dance and spin the sign, the more you get paid.

Works in other professions too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (EoRCO)

403

A comment just got vaporized!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (1azvW)

404 I've said it before: I don't want many of these schools saved or turned around. We need (more than) a few to fail spectacularly, so that they are shuttered and dozed, before the others TRULY start returning to the fundamentals of academics.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (toi7g)

405 Think they could get the bat around on 5.56? Or even a 9 mm?
Posted by: RI Red

They couldn't get the bat around on a t-ball.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (HScFq)

406 Ok, did no know all the background on the guy at the school. Fire away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (cfHE9)

407

Marissa Ribisi in Dazed in Confused is a dead ringer for my ex-wife when she was in HS (Texas, no less).
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (

Those curves, brah. Nice!

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (g4lFK)

408 So the 24 hour rule is now 24 day rule. There was a security guard and a first responder? Dos anyone really know?

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (q177U)

409 >>I think the preferred term is "hot beverage engineer."

Sounds fancier than "minimum wage earner"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (3/sUh)

410 Java technician.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

411 I've got to go. Taking Mrs. Feverhead to dinner. I'll count the number of Evergreen Grads I meet in that experience.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (hUqh+)

412 I like it! Barista? No. you know how to make some machine go Schrrrruuuuhhhhh. Good for you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (+1EJs)


Yeah, that's gotta take, what, five minutes of training? If you're dull?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (YqDXo)

413 Gunsmoke 2018

Marshall Dillon: Now, you men do what you want with Miss Kitty. Just don't hurt me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

414 Parker Posey I would hit.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

415 You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Well, they catch hot water in a cup. But yours sounds much more impressive.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (0vY1N)

416 >>There was a security guard

Apparently he was a security monitor not a security guard.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (/tuJf)

417 401 Half & half takes on a new meaning
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (3/sUh)
+++

And I don't wanna know how they make those fancy designs in the foam on the top of your coffee.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

418 Senator Horseface's, Horseface Daughter is in deep shit
Posted by: DeploraBOT
-----------

The one who is married to an Iranian?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (YOW17)

419 I've said it before: I don't want many of these schools saved or turned around. We need (more than) a few to fail spectacularly, so that they are shuttered and dozed, before the others TRULY start returning to the fundamentals of academics.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:31 PM (toi7g)


I'm with you. I particularly find all this gender studies crap a total waste.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (YOIA1)

420 They have bright futures. As "baristas" Speaking of, can we stop with that stupid fucking name. You make coffee.

Yeah, like I'd want them making anything I'd eat or drink.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (O5Q3r)

421 The proper name for someone who makes you coffee is "honey". Unless she gives you attitude, then it's "princess".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (HScFq)

422 I am a pretty generous tipper, but I decided to stop doing so at coffee shops. Mainly because if I do go to one I just get coffee, whatever is the darkest roast. I'm not tipping you to pour me a cup of covefe. Kids working at McDonalds work harder than that and I don't tip them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (+1EJs)

423 276 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Dunno about movies, but Grenadier wins the anime category. Just for the reloads.
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:11 PM (JGBbg)

The end of the shootist. Some good ones in Ronin. Outlaw Josey Wales, of course. Last few minutes of Unforgiven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (cfHE9)

424 So the 24 hour rule is now 24 day rule. There was a security guard and a first responder? Dos anyone really know?

Posted by: Max Power
********************

Max, do they pay you by the hour or by the word?

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (5nCvD)

425
Ginger looks like xe's going to use that baseball bat on your knees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (fVWj3)

426 408 So the 24 hour rule is now 24 day rule. There was a security guard and a first responder? Dos anyone really know?

Are we talking about Vegas now?

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (0vY1N)

427 You go to college to get laid, and you end up in the same class as THAT?? Look at that picture. Fuck no.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM

I think many young men became Democrats because "that's where the liberated (loose) women are." Now that 3rd wave feminism has basically ruined women on the left, maybe we'll see a swing back. I know, this generation's men are soy-boys and the cause is lost, but I remain hopeful.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:34 PM (toi7g)

428 Yeah, like I'd want them making anything I'd eat or drink.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM

Come for the coffee, stay for the Hep C!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (+1EJs)

429 Parker Posey I would hit.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

That Vulva.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (g4lFK)

430 Lost In Space was on at the same time as Laugh-In and Batman. Camp was part of the fad of the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

431 ""They have bright futures. As "baristas"


Lord Humungus has other plans for them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (aMlLZ)

432 422 I am a pretty generous tipper, but I decided to stop doing so at coffee shops. Mainly because if I do go to one I just get coffee, whatever is the darkest roast. I'm not tipping you to pour me a cup of covefe. Kids working at McDonalds work harder than that and I don't tip them.

....


Just as long as you tip your bartender, we'll have no problems here...

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (pqmCV)

433 378
IMHO, the first season was great, but the 2nd and third were better. What Harris did to the show was a huge improvement. I met the guy and the Robot on tour in the 80's. He reckoned that yes, they were upset to an extent at the time, but realized later that the changing things up made it bigger and without it, would necer have become the cult hit it was. It would always have been just a poor man's Star Trek.
Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (qGuLD)


I disagree with that. I think the first season was best, and after that it got campy.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

434 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Heat. Hands down.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (O5Q3r)

435 Joe Perry lived in Duxbury, wasn't Tyler in Marshfield?


Yes and yes. Perry didn't have kids that I knew of, but he'd come in to Mount Blue with Tyler. Tyler had two kids at the school. One of the others, Bradford or Whitman, had a kid at the school. I'm not an Aerosmith guy.

Despite not being an Aerosmith guy I did develop respect for Tyler. He was doing the Superbowl in a pink feather boa and a few days later he was dropping off the kids in his station wagon. I realized that rock star was just his day job.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (fuK7c)

436 429 Parker Posey I would hit.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

That Vulva.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM (g4lFK)

Can we get back to Kat Dennings rack?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (2sCft)

437 Half half takes on a new meaning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM (3/sUh)

Does Mrs. Hum know you know what that means?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (C4l4A)

438 James Damore live on TuCa.

Trashing Google

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (EZebt)

439 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Hot Fuzz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

440 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Fat Chick With A Bat at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (K0z2U)


Why not. I'm not getting much action lately either.

Posted by: Whatever at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (sXefu)

441 Just as long as you tip your bartender, we'll have no problems here...
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM

Always! Because. Booze! And the places I go to aren't packed full of hipsters and SJW's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (+1EJs)

442 Heat certainly had the loudest shootout ever.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA)

443
>>There was a security guard

Apparently he was a security monitor not a security guard.


Tucker's first guest said he was too far away to do anything so it was OK that he didn't do anything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

444 James Damore live on TuCa.

Trashing Google

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (EZebt)


Googlag sounds like a it's a lefty cult

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

445 Ginger looks like xe's going to use that baseball bat on your knees.

I think they're whiffle bats. I doubt any one of them could get a wood bat around to hit anything.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (nisXv)

446 So the 24 hour rule is now 24 day rule. There was a security guard and a first responder? Dos anyone really know?

Posted by: Max Power
***********************

Do you think installing a TSA type system in the schools would work? Not one of our planes have been hijacked since they instituted the TSA.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (5nCvD)

447 439 We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Hot Fuzz.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

Just rewatched that here the other day. Good movie.

"Are you saying she was... murdered?"

"No, not really."

"Oh, ok."

"Of course she fucking was!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (cfHE9)

448 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Fat Chick With A Bat at February 22, 2018 07:58 PM (K0z2U)

Why not. I'm not getting much action lately either.
sted by: Whatever at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM

Adds bag of flour to Amazon order for Whatever.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (+1EJs)

449 Suicide Squad wannabes.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (2ZUTy)

450 To be fair, campy was a much better comfort zone given Irwin Allen's usual episode budgets. Once they went to color, I don't think they had the money left over for really good sci-fi.

My complaint of the 2nd and 3rd seasons is not so much the focus on Smith, the Robot and Will, but the sidelining of Penny. That was WRONG! (Hey, I was 11 when I discovered the show. Can you blame me?)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (toi7g)

451 The parents probably are proud of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 08:23 PM (YOW17)


This.

I have a liberal acquaintance - my only one, I must say - who has two "fail to launch" kids. The girl is a dyke who bops around the world on his dime. The boy is pushing 40 now, and flunked out not one, not two, but THREE jucos (which I didn't think was possible) before becoming a hot beverage engineer.

Yet he's proud of both of them. I'd have had to yoke the two together, because I'd a foot up each one's backside, and wouldn't their paths to diverge too much because I can't do the splits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (YqDXo)

452 Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 08:36 PM (C4l4A)



Shhhhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (3/sUh)

453 Do you think installing a TSA type system in the schools would work? Not one of our planes have been hijacked since they instituted the TSA.
Posted by: gNewt

I volunteer to do pat-downs. But only on the boys.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (HScFq)

454 >>Yes and yes. Perry didn't have kids that I knew of, but he'd come in to Mount Blue with Tyler.

I think he did. His wife was very involved with the Duxbury schools or library. I ran into him at a town hall meeting were they were voting on a project she was a big part of.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (/tuJf)

455 Tucker's first guest said he was too far away to do anything so it was OK that he didn't do anything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
****************************

Too fat to run too big to hide.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (5nCvD)

456 Tucker's first guest said he was too far away to do anything so it was OK that he didn't do anything.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Lulz. You know the saying when seconds count the police are minutes away. Not this time.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (SkuXa)

457
Ordinary Starbucks joe is awful. The 24-oz. at Buc-ees is twice as good at half the price. I can pour it myself too.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (fVWj3)

458 i know you guys like to heckle those that make your coffee for a job, Look at it this way instead they go make their own money instead of living in a bedroom or basement of mums house, think of it like a bartender.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Z8j2x)

459
We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday.

Sink the Bismarck!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

460 Mr. Kinkaid. Mr. Kinkaid. Danny Partridge here.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffry Dahmer at February 22, 2018 08:41 PM (0ecq3)

461 As "baristas" Speaking of, can we stop with that stupid fucking name. You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel


since I'm making confessions here, I've been thinking of that career path myself. Like, seriously thinking of that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 08:41 PM (6FqZa)

462 Hot Fuzz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

"What's the situation?"
"Two Blokes and a FUCKLOAD of cutlery!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:41 PM (toi7g)

463 Yea, Billy Mummy was a child actor who seemed to grow up normal. The show became a lot about him, Dr. Smith and the robot. I can see why the rest of the cast felt a little irritated. There were a lot of storylines they could have done...instead it got kinda campy. But it was such fun.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 08:24 PM (YOIA1)

Bill Mummy has done Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, and Babylon 5. I agree that he seems to be normal.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (J70i0)

464
I've been on a cruise, once. The only thing worse than being on a cruise would be, going on a cruise with Billy Kryystal and his merry bands of fuckwits. I'd jump overboard.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:30 PM



No, stay dry! A bunch of us 'rons will come with you, and we'll stage a mutiny. Re-christen the ship the S.S. Ace. NeverTrumpers repent or walk the plank.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (EzdLW)

465 18 They re-made the Breakfast Club?

Posted by: Minnfidel

They're the 'lose your breakfast club".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (0ecq3)

466 I disagree with that. I think the first season was best, and after that it got campy.


Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:35 PM


Fair enough. Not going to argue with a fan of the first season. It's awesome. It's just that the writing on LIS was never all that strong. It shined in it's execution and sometimes in season one, the nuttiness doesn't work as well as later. When they just said... "let's roll with it. The story's kind of dumb anyway." It all came together.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (qGuLD)

467 Pictures of me are no longer your worst nightmare!

Posted by: Yoko Ono at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (Vb4BV)

468 450
My complaint of the 2nd and 3rd seasons is not so much the focus on Smith, the Robot and Will, but the sidelining of Penny. That was WRONG! (Hey, I was 11 when I discovered the show. Can you blame me?)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:39 PM (toi7g)


There was one particular episode that focused on Penny and her loneliness in her situation, which I only appreciated much later. It was bittersweet.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

469 458 i know you guys like to heckle those that make your coffee for a job, Look at it this way instead they go make their own money instead of living in a bedroom or basement of mums house, think of it like a bartender.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Z8j2x)
+++
Here in Oregon, coffee is part of our state religion. I know several coffee barista's that make pretty good wages and tips pushing the black brew. I agree. It got my son through college with no loans!

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (2sCft)

470 458 i know you guys like to heckle those that make your coffee for a job, Look at it this way instead they go make their own money instead of living in a bedroom or basement of mums house, think of it like a bartender.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Z8j2x)


Embrace the power of "and." Where exactly do you figure they live on a minimum wage income, especially in a pricey place (e.g., coastal California)?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

471 461 As "baristas" Speaking of, can we stop with that stupid fucking name. You make coffee.
Posted by: Minnfidel

since I'm making confessions here, I've been thinking of that career path myself. Like, seriously thinking of that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 08:41 PM (6FqZa)

Well....I've done worse.
Starbucks pays better than most and does offer benefits.

If things are that dark, maybe try Costco instead. Better pay/benefits/advancement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I)

472 I asked this up thread: Does anyone know for sure if the "Resource Officer" who "took a position outside the school" was armed or unarmed? I have heard both.

It's ridiculous how long it takes for the public to get accurate information.

Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (g5YYQ)

473 41 15
It's like the Warriors, but not believable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 07:34 PM (VM6ev)

They're the Baseball Fairies.

Posted by: Insomniac


Good one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (0ecq3)

474 Do you think installing a TSA type system in the schools would work? Not one of our planes have been hijacked since they instituted the TSA.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (5nCvD)

Great idea!

Posted by: Micheal Chertoff dreaming of billions at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (g4lFK)

475 Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

Silly commenter, my coffee is like my soul, black & bitter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (3/sUh)

476 Look at it this way instead they go make their own money instead of living in a bedroom or basement of mums house, think of it like a bartender.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Z8j2x)

....

Agreed, I can respect anyone that works.

The barista meme is really more directed at people who spend $60,000 on an education and wind up working at a job that could have been had without even a high school diploma.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (pqmCV)

477 I am not a Mummy.

Say, Ro-butt, what's for dinner?

Posted by: Bill Mumy at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (Vb4BV)

478 No, stay dry! A bunch of us 'rons will come with you, and we'll stage a mutiny. Re-christen the ship the S.S. Ace. NeverTrumpers repent or walk the plank.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM

Cut, jib newsletter! If that doesn't work we'll scuttle her and swim to shore with knives clenched in our teeth!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (+1EJs)

479 I like the bra-less look on Ginger. Like she's daring you to look at her nipples so she can scream "Rape!" and bat the shit out of you.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (toi7g)

480
We might have to have a "Best Shootout Scene In A Movie" thread, someday. ['i]


Bugsy Malone!

https://youtu.be/MIRPaKgPwEs

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (EzdLW)

481 boulder one of my kids did it when he first ran away from home, he made enough to share a house with 2 other guys doing similar deals. buy a new car and pay it off. he said tips are excellent.

other kid is a limo driver, makes a decent living

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (Z8j2x)

482 Here in Oregon, coffee is part of our state religion. I know several coffee barista's that make pretty good wages and tips pushing the black brew. I agree. It got my son through college with no loans!
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM (2sCft)


Lots of people work at low-level jobs to get through college. It's the people who investigate Starbucks' retirement plan we're talking about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (YqDXo)

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (EzdLW)

484 Tucker's first guest said he was too far away to do anything so it was OK that he didn't do anything.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

I heard he stood in the parking lot for four minutes. Even slow me could have gotten there.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (J70i0)

485 373 MH, Very true - our elected representatives differ from that opinion. But still, once you get outside of core Seattle / Bellevue / Olympia, you are basically in any other Western state. Like Utah or Idaho. It's the old Chicago / Illinois problem.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (TKmA0)

486 "i know you guys like to heckle those that make your coffee for a job, Look at it this way instead they go make their own money instead of living in a bedroom or basement of mums house, think of it like a bartender.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Z8j2x) "

I'd never mock anybody making an honest living - it's more just chuckling at the self-professed elites ending up at jobs they would have mocked as a student.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (icI8A)

487 All I know is there is no reason to believe that those kids in the picture are going to struggle at all when their attempts to find work in the sex trade fail.

Posted by: some guy at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (CwefE)

488 Camp 1984.

Could be fun if you're one of the heavys.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (5OEn4)

489 Oh and taking bats away from these losers would be a joy and a (white) privilege.

Was seriously considering taking a field trip down to Evergreen during the shenanigans. Wife very firmly vetoed that.

Which is fine, I suppose. I don't look for trouble as a rule.

But....so tempting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (xJa6I)

490 472 I asked this up thread: Does anyone know for sure if the "Resource Officer" who "took a position outside the school" was armed or unarmed? I have heard both.
Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (g5YYQ)


If he was not armed, the idea that he would resign ahead of an investigation of his conduct would be beyond silly.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (Vb4BV)

491 We always joke about how grant money is wasted on inane proposals that rival the Sokal hoax. But it would be interesting to collect some statistics on these people. Of course an accurate study would never be done on them since they would be the ones conducting the study on others- they themselves are beyond judgement.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

492 334 At the same time, we can have a Worst Shootout Scene In A Movie thread.

I think the most-MST3K'ed shootouts were the ones in Space Mutiny. (Don't stand by the railings.)

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (JGBbg)

493 Don't you have to have at least a masters or PhD degree to be a barista?//

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (kufk0)

494 No, stay dry! A bunch of us 'rons will come with you, and we'll stage a mutiny. Re-christen the ship the S.S. Ace. NeverTrumpers repent or walk the plank.

Posted by: Hands
***************

There was talk, A COB I think, about an Ace Cruise with Styne as MC and Victor Davis Hanson as guest speaker.

Sign me up.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (5nCvD)

495 There was one particular episode that focused on Penny and her loneliness in her situation, which I only appreciated much later. It was bittersweet.


Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM


Penny episodes are highlights. All of them, from every season. She was fantastic.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (qGuLD)

496 Never allow anybody to fix your own coffee. I'm reading horror stories about a trend of baristas (feminists) who are putting body fluids in them to get their psychotic rocks off.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (g4lFK)

497 No, stay dry! A bunch of us 'rons will come with you, and we'll stage a mutiny. Re-christen the ship the S.S. Ace. NeverTrumpers repent or walk the plank.
Posted by: Hands

Aye! That scurvy bilge rat Kristol needs to be keelhauled!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (HScFq)

498
No, stay dry! A bunch of us 'rons will come with you, and we'll stage a mutiny. Re-christen the ship the S.S. Ace. NeverTrumpers repent or walk the plank.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:42 PM

Cut, jib newsletter! If that doesn't work we'll scuttle her and swim to shore with knives clenched in our teeth!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM



Sink the Bismarck Weeckly Standard!

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (EzdLW)

499 /Off creeper sock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (HScFq)

500 malcom, any job, i didn't dissuade, while he was thinking about a career path because it builds their confidence and teaches them how to use their time wisely. wake themselves up etc.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (Z8j2x)

501 475 Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

Silly commenter, my coffee is like my soul, black & bitter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:43 PM (3/sUh)
++++

My favorite is a quad shot of expresso with one ice cube. Or theirs the greek restaurant coffee down the street that will literally, honestly stain your teeth dark brown with one cup. Has 1/4 of sludge in the small demitasse cup.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (2sCft)

502 485 373 MH, Very true - our elected representatives differ from that opinion. But still, once you get outside of core Seattle / Bellevue / Olympia, you are basically in any other Western state. Like Utah or Idaho. It's the old Chicago / Illinois problem.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (TKmA0)


Same thing with California. Go 20 miles away from SF, LA, or (increasingly) SD, and it's solidly conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (YqDXo)

503 79 Okay, I see, they are remaking that seventies movie "the Warriors" but with faggots and such.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 07:40 PM (2sCft)

Evergreen is The Orphans.

"How could there be a meet ... no one told us there was a meet."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

There was another group called "the Lizzies" although they were good looking, and could take a punch. Must watch the warriors this weekend. I have it in my private library.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (0ecq3)

504 I like the bra-less look on Ginger.


Shit. With all the retro TV talk I thought you were talking about Gilligan's Island and I wanted a link.

You mean *this* ginger.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (fuK7c)

505 488 Camp 1984.

Could be fun if you're one of the heavys.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (5OEn4)

Looking at the photo, that job is taken

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (ANIFC)

506 Okay, I see, they are remaking that seventies movie "the Warriors" but with faggots and such.

Wait. That's the remake???

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (O5Q3r)

507 There was talk, A COB I think, about an Ace Cruise with Styne as MC and Victor Davis Hanson as guest speaker.



Sign me up.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (5nCvD)

That would be awesome. I would save up my loonies and go for sure. Other fantasy guests?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (Dbv1R)

508 493 Don't you have to have at least a masters or PhD degree to be a barista?//
Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (kufk0)


Having acquired espresso gear, and curious about the process, I once asked a barista at Starbucks how he did the tamping. He looked at me with a puzzled expression, and said "tamping?"

Then I saw that his machine had UFO pods where the attachment point for the espresso holder went, and I realized that his machine must auto-tamp, auto-dump, and auto-everything.

So, maybe not requiring rocket scientists. Or opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (Vb4BV)

509 487 All I know is there is no reason to believe that those kids in the picture are going to struggle at all when their attempts to find work in the sex trade fail.
Posted by: some guy at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (CwefE)


Depends on the species they target.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (YqDXo)

510 492 334 At the same time, we can have a Worst Shootout Scene In A Movie thread.

I think the most-MST3K'ed shootouts were the ones in Space Mutiny. (Don't stand by the railings.)
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (JGBbg)

"Space Mutiny" will be getting the RiffTrax Live treatment this summer.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

511 Well. I am out. Need to pack, Have another snowshoeing winter camping excursion to pack for. A fresh 14" of snow to play in! Meeting a buddy and we're taking out his sled dog team this weekend so they get to haul most of the liquor! (Good doggies!) Later rons and ettes. Oh and just because I know you guys are on pins and needles. The US men's team beat Canada in curling so they play the dirty Swedes in the gold medal round!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (+1EJs)

512 I don't know some guy, I think the fat one could make $15K-$20K a year making smush videos.

Posted by: other guy at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (CwefE)

513
I joke with the girls who tend to the coffee area at Buc-ees that they have extremely important jobs and there would be a riot if morning coffee ran out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (fVWj3)

514 Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:46PM (

Sounds good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (3/sUh)

515 broseiden right, daughter just finished her r.n worked at target dealt with cancer all through it.

there is no perfect way to become an adult. Just become a responsible adult!

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (Z8j2x)

516 malcom, any job, i didn't dissuade, while he was thinking about a career path because it builds their confidence and teaches them how to use their time wisely. wake themselves up etc.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:46 PM (Z8j2x)

.....

To be honest, I've always believed everyone should have to serve two years in the military and two years in retail.

Both teach you very valuable life lessons and skills.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (pqmCV)

517 Now I know why it's so hard to emigrate to Oz. The minimum wage is $20 / hr. They don't want immigrates taking those high-wage, low-skilled jobs.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (sCN2W)

518 85 ...
Chinese college students study math, comp sci, engineering.American college students do whatever the fuck these imbeciles in the picture do.China is laughing its ass off knowing in 30 years they will rule the world without a care in the world, and without firing a shot.

Posted by: #neverskankles

They won't have to fire any shots, but fire shots they will.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (0ecq3)

519 That would be awesome. I would save up my loonies and go for sure. Other fantasy guests?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Jenna Jameson

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (HScFq)

520 513
I joke with the girls who tend to the coffee area at Buc-ees that they have extremely important jobs and there would be a riot if morning coffee ran out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (fVWj3)


Being on good terms with the people who are making your food and drink is always a smart policy.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:50 PM (Vb4BV)

521 I would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt,
=======

That makes two of us...

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 08:50 PM (nILVB)

522 Have another snowshoeing winter camping excursion to pack for.


<-- is officially envious.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:50 PM (fuK7c)

523 504 I like the bra-less look on Ginger.


Shit. With all the retro TV talk I thought you were talking about Gilligan's Island and I wanted a link.

You mean *this* ginger.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (fuK7c)

Tina Louise was in Playboy in 1959. No nudes, so far as I know though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (xJa6I)

524 When was Ginger bra-less? I have a pornographic memory. I would remember if I ever saw it.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (sCN2W)

525 503 There was another group called "the Lizzies" although they were good looking, and could take a punch. Must watch the warriors this weekend. I have it in my private library.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:47 PM (0ecq3)
++++
yes, I think i was 16 or 17 when The Warriors came out. Those Lizzies were the makings of a few wet dreams as I recall. I have the DVD in my private collection as well.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)

526 malcom i normally agree, but Obama was the president when they became of age.

so no

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (Z8j2x)

527 86 what do these idiots major in? the historical evolution of scat? what a bunch of fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

They are the evidence of the ultimate evolution of scat, when it became self-aware.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (0ecq3)

528 would ask how it was that the guy got a horse sexually interested in his human butt,
=======

That makes two of us...
Posted by: Shep! at February




horses will fuck anything. would fuck a snake

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

529 If he was not armed, the idea that he would resign ahead of an investigation of his conduct would be beyond silly.
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (Vb4BV)


That makes sense, but I'd still like to confirm it. It's just so unimaginable that someone with a gun, who was hired particularly to protect the kids, would not do anything but call for backup.

I know the cops at Columbine did the same, but it's still hard to grasp it.

Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (g5YYQ)

530 >>>It's ridiculous how long it takes for the public to get accurate information.

THIS^

And I get all my news here which can be aggravating! But I mad a choice to boycott the news so it's my own fault.

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (q177U)

531 104 Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Bob Ross.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (hyuyC)

532 Don't you have to have at least a masters or PhD degree to be a barista?//
Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (kufk0)

Ummmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (EoRCO)

533 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WEaJQ4m30
---------
Well Well Well would you look at thgis
-----
That Shithead Fla HS Dork's Daddy ran an "Adoption Service that was shutdown

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (y3aQB)

534 510 492 334 At the same time, we can have a Worst Shootout Scene In A Movie thread.

I think the most-MST3K'ed shootouts were the ones in Space Mutiny. (Don't stand by the railings.)
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (JGBbg)

"Space Mutiny" will be getting the RiffTrax Live treatment this summer.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

Yep, I'm Kickstarting it, funemployment or no funemployment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (xJa6I)

535 "To be honest, I've always believed everyone should have to serve two years in the military and two years in retail.

Both teach you very valuable life lessons and skills.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (pqmCV) "

I always thought most people were ill-bred, rude, sub-literate troglodytes.

Until I started working retail.

And realized I had been far too generous in that assessment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (icI8A)

536 i'd book a balcony suite

Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (SJBL7)

537 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (YqDXo)

538 Rect'um? I nearly fucking killed'um!

Posted by: Trigger at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (ewxPW)

539 i could have done without the horse story.

really!?

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (Z8j2x)

540 529 That makes sense, but I'd still like to confirm it. It's just so unimaginable that someone with a gun, who was hired particularly to protect the kids, would not do anything but call for backup.

I know the cops at Columbine did the same, but it's still hard to grasp it.
Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 08:51 PM (g5YYQ)


That's because you understand what duty is. Not everyone does.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (Vb4BV)

541 Don't you have to have at least a masters or PhD degree to be a barista?//
Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (kufk0)


Only if it's in something completely worthless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (YqDXo)

542 I hope the school goes broke and is forced to shut its doors.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (2ZUTy)

543 495
Penny episodes are highlights. All of them, from every season. She was fantastic.
Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 08:45 PM (qGuLD)


Angela Cartwright has her own website which is interesting to roam around. And she's pretty cute in the front page photo.

http://www.angela-cartwright.com/

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

544 Have another snowshoeing winter camping excursion to pack for.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:50 PM

Winter is amazingly peaceful. Especially if you have the right gear you can be pretty comfortable. It's an acquired thing. My wife and others think I am nuts. But I love it. I embrace winter because I don't want to sit in the house watching TV for 6 months looking forward to the good 4 months we have.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (+1EJs)

545 539 i could have done without the horse story.

really!?
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (Z8j2x)

Sorry Willow.

My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (xJa6I)

546 "Conservative" Jen Rubin is on MSNBC parroting every liberal talking point on guns.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (6nRrz)

547 519 Jenna Jameson
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (HScFq)

+++
My new, pro-life conservative hero.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)

548 Here's news coverage of a story called, "Bye Bye Baby". Robert Kasky was overseeing several couples adoption of a Russian baby Via a rep in Russia. There was only one baby, who was promised to 3 couples. It was a fluke they found out they'd been scammed. Of course, Robert Kasky is totally "shocked" by the whole affair

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (y3aQB)

549 "Yep, I'm Kickstarting it, funemployment or no funemployment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (xJa6I) "

The glorious return of Slab Bulkhead? Happy days are here again!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (icI8A)

550 537 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (YqDXo)


My local Safeway, and the cleaning crew at Mrs. Splunge's office, are evidence that creating those jobs is possible.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (Vb4BV)

551 At the same time, we can have a Worst Shootout Scene In A Movie thread.

I think the most-MST3K'ed shootouts were the ones in Space Mutiny. (Don't stand by the railings.)
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (JGBbg)

"Space Mutiny" will be getting the RiffTrax Live treatment this summer.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)



Slab Bulkhead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (SiINZ)

552 519 Jenna Jameson
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (HScFq)

+++
My new, pro-life conservative hero.
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCf

Strange political bedfellows and all that....

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)

553 Tina Louise did wear a sheer negligee in Playboy.

http://bit.ly/2Fo5bnz

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (fuK7c)

554 Oops already answered. Even if I just got here.
Ice on the broadband tower knocked me offline for a bit.

Congrats to Prince Ludwig the Deplorable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)

555 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (YqDXo)

There will always be a need of low skill workers. And HS teachers should be opening their eyes to such jobs & careers instead of pushing college

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (3/sUh)

556 Dang. I thought I covered this earlier today.

Just look at that picture.
Yeah. I sure want my kids going to school there.

Stupid asshats.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (0tfLf)

557 oy, Mark it was you?

shakes head.
no tea for you today.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (Z8j2x)

558 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What to do in a world that no longer needs ditch diggers...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (HScFq)

559 126 109 If you were an invading army, would you really want to take the land after seeing the inhabitants?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)


Yup, and I would pave the road with their bones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aMlLZ)

Send up smoke if you're on your way in. I'll link up with you.

It's lovely territory, inhabited by growing urban pockets of madmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'd invade and say ,"Guess what bitches, you're all Spartacus.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (0ecq3)

560 That is one serious decline in Masters of Social Justice Warrior. Who will write all the criticism of Mr. Musk.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (kIxPI)

561
Being on good terms with the people who are making your food and drink is always a smart policy.

Posted by: Splunge


One must never expect a compliment, but it costs nothing to give one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (fVWj3)

562 553
Tina Louise did wear a sheer negligee in Playboy.



http://bit.ly/2Fo5bnz





Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (fuK7c)

Mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (6nRrz)

563 537 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM (YqDXo)

Retail stockeeping. Unskilled labor. Anything where they have no authority and can't make things worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (xJa6I)

564 takes back plate of cookies.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (Z8j2x)

565
"Space Mutiny" will be getting the RiffTrax Live treatment this summer.
Posted by: josephistan


Calgon, take me away!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

566 My local Safeway, and the cleaning crew at Mrs. Splunge's office, are evidence that creating those jobs is possible.
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (Vb4BV)


Yep. That was kind of my point. While I wax snarky about the cognitively disenfranchised, OTOH I also understand the bell curve, and that there are people who with the best will in the world simply cannot be taught to do more demanding tasks. Then I feel guilty about snarking about them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

567 "Scott Peterson was absolutely on campus through this entire event," Israel said. "He was armed, he was in uniform.

Conclusion: Scott Peterson is an unfortunate name.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

568 559 126 109 If you were an invading army, would you really want to take the land after seeing the inhabitants?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)


Yup, and I would pave the road with their bones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aMlLZ)

Send up smoke if you're on your way in. I'll link up with you.

It's lovely territory, inhabited by growing urban pockets of madmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'd invade and say ,"Guess what bitches, you're all Spartacus.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (0ecq3)

They'd think you meant the Starz series and start oiling up for the ghey sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (xJa6I)

569
Yes. PBS "painter" Bob Ross was a drill sergeant in the US Air Force for a time while he served for 20 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (1azvW)

570 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised?
People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything,
and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.

What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs!

Posted by: Every Major City's Mass Transit System at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)

571 Deplorable Jay Guevara, that's an interesting point. You think the one with the green hair and her leg up like a dog taking a leak could make $15 an hour doing bestiality videos? I don't see it. She's got that Social Security Disability at the age of 25 eventually gets an emotional support iguana type look to her. If you ask me.

Posted by: some guy at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (CwefE)

572 "Slab Bulkhead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:54 PM (SiINZ) "

Of the 40+ nicknames of David Ryder, we chose the same one. And people think the Horde Hivemind is a joke.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (icI8A)

573 542 I hope the school goes broke and is forced to shut its doors.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (2ZUTy)


Well, they're going to tear down the building.

Blamed:

The gun
The building

Blamed less:

The murderer
The school that knew this was a thread and did not take steps
The school system that shuffled this psycho around instead of getting him out
The sheriff who announced, the day after a Peak Smug CNN Townhall, that his employee had maybe not earned a gold star
The couple housing him, who claimed to know nothing, and yet "knew," when the news came over the radio, who had probably been the perp

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (Vb4BV)

574 Hey pal, I wouldn't nail Hillary with a stolen duck.

Posted by: Mr Ed at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (89T5c)

575 Retail stockeeping. Unskilled labor. Anything where they have no authority and can't make things worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (xJa6I)


So you're saying we shouldn't elect them to Congress (or, God forbid, the Presidency), or appoint them to the appellate judiciary?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

576 550 537 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:52 PM

You build a castle and convince them that being a serf will be fun. They're not very bright, they'll fall for it. As long as you find a way to weed out the smart ones. (tell them they can run this thing you call The Church)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

577 "Deplorable Jay Guevara, that's an interesting point. You think the one with the green hair and her leg up like a dog taking a leak could make $15 an hour doing bestiality videos? I don't see it. She's got that Social Security Disability at the age of 25 eventually gets an emotional support iguana type look to her. If you ask me.

Posted by: some guy at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (CwefE) "

Hey, don't cast aspersions on lizards. I totally need my emotional support komodo dragon, especially on public transportation.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (icI8A)

578 569


Yes. PBS "painter" Bob Ross was a drill sergeant in the US Air Force for a time while he served for 20 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (1azvW)

__
Now I've heard it all, LOL. I would have never thought that guy was a military man - let alone a drill sergeant .

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (6nRrz)

579 Of the 40+ nicknames of David Ryder, we chose the same one. And people think the Horde Hivemind is a joke.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (icI8A)




The first one I could think of. Well it was either that or Bob Johnson...no wait...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (SiINZ)

580
Let's try this again:

First, say this name: J. Jonah Jameson.







Now say this name: Jenna Jameson.




Did you pronounce Jameson two different ways?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (1azvW)

581 "
So you're saying we shouldn't elect them to Congress (or, God forbid, the Presidency), or appoint them to the appellate judiciary?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo) "

Well, we've been doing it for decades - why stop now?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (icI8A)

582 575 Retail stockeeping. Unskilled labor. Anything where they have no authority and can't make things worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (xJa6I)

So you're saying we shouldn't elect them to Congress (or, God forbid, the Presidency), or appoint them to the appellate judiciary?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

Oh God, no. I'd be in favor of revoking their right to vote, but that might be a bit much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (xJa6I)

583 Suicide Squad wannabes.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 08:38 PM (2ZUTy)

From left to right:
1) Phantom Vulva2) Spunk Monkey3)Green Gobbler4) Conan O'Brien's Smarter Brother5) Blue Meanie6) and 7) Wonder Years Twins
Purple Nurple

Posted by: Whatever at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (sXefu)

584
384 "You left out Avatard: The Last Airbender in the middle.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:27 PM (HScFq) "

Couldn't think of a good one for her. And the one in the back left actually looks half decent, at least above the neck.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

The bit above her neck is her worst attribute.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (0ecq3)

585
Well, an Air Force drill sergeant, but yeah...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (1azvW)

586 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (icI8A)

My airline will make you flush it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (3/sUh)

587 569
Yes. PBS "painter" Bob Ross was a drill sergeant in the US Air Force for a time while he served for 20 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (1azvW)


Wow. "Airman, drop and give me 20! And I want a painting of 20 happy little trees on my desk before lights out!"

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (Vb4BV)

588 Trump ready to coordinate with NRA wrt school security and arming teachers and paying a bonus.

That sound you just heard was the filling of many a Democrat politician, MFMer, and Progressive diaper.

Trump Bump actualize!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (H8S+R)

589 Wouldn't use a stolen dick either. Wilbur, I need a new fucking phone in here!

Posted by: Mr Ed at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (89T5c)

590 580 Did you pronounce Jameson two different ways?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (1azvW)

++++
Just what the hell are you trying to pull here?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:00 PM (2sCft)

591
But isn't that a trip!

Bob Ross in the Air Force. For 20 years. As a drill sergeant!

I was kinda shocked to learn that, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (1azvW)

592 I know coffee. 22 years Navy. 20 pound square cans, oil slick on top of each cup. When I retired, was drinking 15 cups a day. Now? 1 or 2 cups, Community Coffee dark roast, KerryGold unsalted butter and Carrington coconut oil. Only time I drink Starbucks is if it's free, which it sometimes is if you wear a badge.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (zLDYs)

593 Holy shit. I just had an epiphany on how to stop school massacres.

A new law banning school massacres.

How smart am I?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (6nRrz)

594 580
Let's try this again:

First, say this name: J. Jonah Jameson.


Now say this name: Jenna Jameson.


Did you pronounce Jameson two different ways?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (1azvW)

...no?

Is there more than one way to pronounce Jameson?

If I have to pick, I"m going with the porn star. She has real acting skill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (xJa6I)

595 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised?

....

I have no answer for that.

I do know that before I hired a SJW post-modernist, I would hire a high functioning Down's Syndrome individual or other developmentally challenged individual.

Incompetence I can deal with through patience and adaptation of duties.

Insolence, however, is a morale killer inside any business. Their attitude can destroy an entire staff.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (pqmCV)

596 Of the 40+ nicknames of David Ryder, we chose the same one. And people think the Horde Hivemind is a joke

I always thought Big McLargeHuge was the funniest one, but I'm barely a lurker here.

What's the frequency for the hivemind?

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:02 PM (JGBbg)

597 If I have to pick, I"m going with the porn star. She has real acting skill.

Ahem.

Posted by: Jameson Irish Whiskey at February 22, 2018 09:03 PM (fuK7c)

598 558 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that they're dull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What to do in a world that no longer needs ditch diggers...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (HScFq)


Seriously, that is the question. There was a time when we needed strong backs wielding shovels. But now we have machines to do that kind of work, much faster and more efficiently.

As the economy increasingly demands higher cognitive function, what do we do with people who simply are not capable of meeting the call? How do we make a place for them that does not erode any conceivable basis for self-esteem (e.g., simple handouts)?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)

599 596 What's the frequency for the hivemind?
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:02 PM (JGBbg)

Pretty much continuous, except in the early morning hours.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:03 PM (2sCft)

600 596 What's the frequency for the hivemind?
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:02 PM (JGBbg)


Why do people keep asking me things like that?

Posted by: Kenneth at February 22, 2018 09:04 PM (Vb4BV)

601 I have never understood how anyone could ever like twitchy. I read the "article" about the guard and came away more annoyed by what Twitchy considers a good post than anything else.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 09:04 PM (lKs2v)

602 598 As the economy increasingly demands higher cognitive function, what do we do with people who simply are not capable of meeting the call? How do we make a place for them that does not erode any conceivable basis for self-esteem (e.g., simple handouts)?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)

Good serious question. I don't know.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:04 PM (2sCft)

603 What's the frequency for the hivemind?

Ask Kenneth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

604 i know a few non ciitzens i would trade for these people.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (Z8j2x)

605 563
537 All joking aside, what do you do with the cognitively
disenfranchised? People who don't have the native intelligence to do
much of anything, and are barely educable. It's not their fault that
they're dull.

If you can't use your head, use your back. My youngest brother made a damn good living as a brick layer for 35 years. You have to work, but the trades will make you good damn money. Retired guys I know with the best pensions worked in the laborers union.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (nisXv)

606 233 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.

...

I hate this state in places.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February

even worse, he broke in to have the horse fuck him so he wold not have to pay the fee.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

I wouldn't fk a horse that would fk someone as ugly as me.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (0ecq3)

607 594 580
Let's try this again:

First, say this name: J. Jonah Jameson.


Now say this name: Jenna Jameson.


Did you pronounce Jameson two different ways?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 08:59 PM (1azvW)

...no?

Is there more than one way to pronounce Jameson?

If I have to pick, I"m going with the porn star. She has real acting skill.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (xJa6I)



Probably some weird New Englander tick in pronunciation for them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (lKs2v)

608 "Scott Peterson was absolutely on campus through this entire event," Israel said. "He was armed, he was in uniform.

Conclusion: Scott Peterson is an unfortunate name.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)


So he was armed and on campus. Funny how long it took for police, school and media to cough up that info. Had to wait until the left got their gun control narrative in full swing, I guess.

Posted by: girldog at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (g5YYQ)

609 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.

Then the Terrorists Have Won.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

610 There will always be a need of low skill workers. And HS teachers should be opening their eyes to such jobs & careers instead of pushing college
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 22, 2018 08:55 PM (3/sUh)

=======

One of the most successful people I know started out after HS as an apprentice Union Electrician. He took full advantage of all of the education offered, and became a Master Commercial Electrician.

He now owns and runs a Commercial and Residential Electrical Contracting firm that employs over 200 ppl and growing every day because he also audited specific business and finance classes.

Guy is rolling in it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2018 09:06 PM (/zp4x)

611 600596 What's the frequency for the hivemind?
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:02 PM (JGBbg)

Why do people keep asking me things like that?
********
603 What's the frequency for the hivemind?

Ask Kenneth.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (oVJmc)
********
Case closed: Proven "TRUE"

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)

612 "Scott Peterson was absolutely on campus through this entire event," Israel said. "He was armed, he was in uniform.

Just the final fuck-up for law enforcement in this whole mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

613 'What's the frequency for the hivemind? '

Daily. It's a nasty habit.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (UdKB7)

614 A good electrician or plumber is not a "low skill worker."

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)

615 PBS "painter" Bob Ross was a drill sergeant in the US Air Force

I don't CARE if it was a "mistake" or a "happy accident"! Clean that latrine, maggot!

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (JGBbg)

616
Jameson, as in the J Jonah, is pronounced with two syllables.

But people pronounce Jenna's last name with 3 syllables.


No? I guess it's just me, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (1azvW)

617 Hey, don't cast aspersions on lizards. I totally need my emotional support komodo dragon, especially on public transportation.

Look if you want me to introduce you to the green haired one all you had to do was ask.

Posted by: Gay guy from Revenge of the Nerds with bat at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (CwefE)

618 i could have done without the horse story.
-----
That's what he said!

Posted by: Trigger at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (ewxPW)

619 Everyone in that picture should be cleaning toilets... in Venezuela.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (6RZos)

620 That's because you understand what duty is. Not everyone does.

---

He was still 'running to the sound of gunfire' just the other way is all. Gotta get his ears checked. Gawd, you people

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (z2W2E)

621 I do know that before I hired a SJW post-modernist, I would hire a high functioning Down's Syndrome individual or other developmentally challenged individual.

Incompetence I can deal with through patience and adaptation of duties.

Insolence, however, is a morale killer inside any business. Their attitude can destroy an entire staff.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 09:01 PM (pqmCV)


Absolutely. A good heart can go a long way for making up for a weak mind. Conversely, a contrary mind can overshadow any other virtues someone brings to the table.

I always taught my direct reports that personnel problems go right to the head of the class. As soon as you realize you've got one, drop everything, and deal with it immediately, because such problems invariably only get worse with time, never better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

622 ...after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.



Rookie.

Posted by: Sandra F. at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (sXefu)

623 Yeah, fucking horses is FINALLY a crime in WA, after one guy ruptured his colon taking horse cock up the pooper.
Then the Terrorists Have Won.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

No worries....Mugabe Care will pay for it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (EoRCO)

624 600 596 What's the frequency for the hivemind?
Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2018 09:02 PM (JGBbg)

Why do people keep asking me things like that?

Posted by: Kenneth at February 22, 2018 09:04 PM (Vb4BV)
********
603 What's the frequency for the hivemind?

Ask Kenneth.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 09:05 PM (oVJmc)
********
Case closed: Proven "TRUE"
++++
Revised posting of initial failure at cut and pasting.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (2sCft)

625 i could have done without the horse story.
------
That's what I said!

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (ewxPW)

626 I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left nipple.

Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok)

627 Just the final fuck-up for law enforcement in this whole mess.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I doubt it will be the final fuck-up. Just the latest.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (HScFq)

628 149

Who liked Open Range?

"Are you the one who killed our friend?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEneQFEFgMQ

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

I liked it. Saw it in the theatre with my dad. One Robert Duvall could make up for three Kevin Costner's.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (0ecq3)

629 614 A good electrician or plumber is not a "low skill worker."
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)


Absolutely not. I agree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (YqDXo)

630
A Whataburger near me employs a high-functioning disabled person. Greets everyone cheerfully, hustles serving and takes pride in his job. I told the manager how much he adds to the place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (+sSHg)

631 Retards. I could whip the lot of them with my own baseball bat.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (bsdd3)

632 That group in the picture could easily kill you....

Because you'd die laughing

Posted by: kbdabear at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (eh0Va)

633 Are you fucking kidding me?? His name is Scott Peterson! lmfao!! Unfortunate indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

634 What to do in a world that no longer needs ditch diggers...

---

Train em to become dyers. Becoz life's a ditch, then you dye

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (z2W2E)

635 626 I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left nipple.
Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok)


Wait, you are turned on by a picture of Conan O'Brien in his college days?

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (Vb4BV)

636 "I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left nipple.

Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok) "

No shame, I'd also brown bag her. Nice rack, and probably tries hard and does freaky shit to get back at daddy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (icI8A)

637 616
Jameson, as in the J Jonah, is pronounced with two syllables.

But people pronounce Jenna's last name with 3 syllables.


No? I guess it's just me, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:07 PM (1azvW)



It is you. Because anyone that grew up watching the 90's Spiderman cartoon always pronounced it with 3 syllables.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (lKs2v)

638 Your country is really screwed up

Posted by: Moroccan donkey with rabies at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (89T5c)

639 564 takes back plate of cookies.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 08:56 PM (Z8j2x)

===

So, what kind were those again?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (EZebt)

640 snorts at Bigby.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (Z8j2x)

641 There was a drill that day. There is helicopter footage of officers pulling out dummies wrapped in dark plastic loading them on the back of pickups and golf carts. The video is about 90 minutes. It ends with the shooter being transferred from the 9407 cop car to the ambulance gurney.

Strange shit.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 09:10 PM (g4lFK)

642 635 626 I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left nipple.
Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok)

Wait, you are turned on by a picture of Conan O'Brien in his college days?
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (Vb4BV)
+++

Agreed. Are you a real moron or a troll?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (2sCft)

643 "Are you fucking kidding me?? His name is Scott Peterson! lmfao!! Unfortunate indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (dUJdY) "

Any openings at high schools in Modesto?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (icI8A)

644 Sure to be willowed....

The question about workers, and what will become of low income, low skilled work that likely get's taken over by automaton is the stuff of many a SiFi novel, none of which have a happy ending.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (iiixZ)

645 SanFranpsycho. oatmeal raisin today.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (Z8j2x)

646 605 dartist

Trades today need a lot of knowledge. Well, except for the wall painters, but that is a skill itself.

I would put out an RFP for a National maintenance & construction group. Supervised by the military. Like the CCC. But hard labor away from machines, cleaning trails, picking up trash, environmental remediation, and other infrastructure work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (hyuyC)

647 I don't often allow images on my computer and when I do ...Oh My Gosh is that really college?

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 09:12 PM (5nCvD)

648 "The question about workers, and what will become of low income, low skilled work that likely get's taken over by automaton is the stuff of many a SiFi novel, none of which have a happy ending.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 09:11 PM (iiixZ) "

Soylent Green isn't too bad if you liberally apply some good hot sauce.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (icI8A)

649 didnt Scott Peterson commit suicide or was killed in prison?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (g4lFK)

650 This is my paintbrush
And this is my tree
One's for paintin'
The other's for fun

Posted by: bob ross's squad at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (ewxPW)

651 >>As the economy increasingly demands higher cognitive function, what do we do with people who simply are not capable of meeting the call? How do we make a place for them that does not erode any conceivable basis for self-esteem (e.g., simple handouts)?

A good start would be to get the illegals out of the country and let Americans fill those often low skill jobs.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

652 That is one serious decline in Masters of Social Justice Warrior.

Does that kick in at 9th level? What feats and damage bonuses do they get

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

653 Dana Loesch on Hannity now.....and hawt!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (6nRrz)

654 have a nice evening all, going to clean up the kitchen and go to bed.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (Z8j2x)

655 And Katie Pavlich....more hawt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (6nRrz)

656 288 you know, in the deputies version of the kenny rogers song, tommy helps the gatlin boys rape becky.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Wtf? You are sick dude.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February

really?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

I thought they just came callin', didn't realize they got all rapey.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (0ecq3)

657 Lost my car keys again.

God damned NRA!

Posted by: Sheriff Israel at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (iMbvN)

658 635 626 I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left nipple.
Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok)

Wait, you are turned on by a picture of Conan O'Brien in his college days?
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:09 PM (Vb4BV)
+++
Okay, I am out of here. I tried and tried to initiate a discussion about Kat Dennins Magnificent Rack, and you want to shit in our bed and talk about bending over the redheaded bull dyke with the angry nipples. I need some fresh air.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (2sCft)

659 Monk. I think he is still prison. Don't think he's dead but I miss a lot of shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

660
Their awakening will be rude, as well as filled with wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

661 unless mexicans are really good at porn who needs em. does anyone know if they are really good at porn?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:15 PM (MTjB1)

662 Having high school or college kids learn the work environment, instead of illegals or the elderly, would be a big plus. Not everyone needs or should go to college.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:15 PM (hyuyC)

663 I thought they just came callin', didn't realize they got all rapey.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February




seriously? google adam carolla kenny rogers.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

664 645> Yup, that's my poop.

Thanks for playing. Next week's theme is Pelosi Puke, breakfast or dinner?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (iiixZ)

665 662 Having high school or college kids learn the work environment, instead of illegals or the elderly, would be a big plus. Not everyone needs or should go to college.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:15 PM (hyuyC)


This.

People say they never used what they learned in college. Then they wasted their time there, didn't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

666 The one at the top with the green Christmas tree on her head looks intriguing.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

667 I'm ashamed to say this, but.... I kinda wanna bend
over the redheaded, bull dyke Squiggy-look alike with the angry left
nipple.

Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (D2+Ok)
You mean the one who looks like banjo boy from Deliverance raped Alfred E. Newman? Love is in the air!

Posted by: other guy at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (CwefE)

668 "Does that kick in at 9th level? What feats and damage bonuses do they get

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa) "

Requires 8 ranks in Profession: Minimum Wage and proficiency with a fidget spinner.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (icI8A)

669 Seriously, that is the question. There was a time when we needed strong backs wielding shovels. But now we have machines to do that kind of work, much faster and more efficiently.

As the economy increasingly demands higher cognitive function, what do we do with people who simply are not capable of meeting the call? How do we make a place for them that does not erode any conceivable basis for self-esteem (e.g., simple handouts)?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)


========

I've considered that a lot in the past. We joke about the FSA, but there is in fact one source of free stuff: the sun, which provides the energy to keep the ecosystem going.

If there is simply no longer any role for people in the loop of the economy, they should go back to a self sufficient agricultural type existence outside that loop.

Grant them plots of land and let them grow their own crops and raise their own animals. I'd rather spend aid helping them out with *that* then just pure entitlements so they can play lotto and buy crack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (/qEW2)

670 Baby, it's cold outside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (xJa6I)

671 Monk. I think he is still prison. Don't think he's dead but I miss a lot of shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)


Which episode was that? Did it have Sharona or the other chick?

Posted by: Whatever at February 22, 2018 09:17 PM (sXefu)

672 Katie Pavlich....more hawt.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February




nope. stupid and not hot. lesser version andrea tantaros the less.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1)

673
re: best shootouts

It's not really a shootout, but it's good.

Tuco in the bathtub. Yeah, you know the one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnFdTXtFdSE

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:18 PM (1azvW)

674 Steve and Cold Bear

Lot of Federal land out west. Needs a source of water, though.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:18 PM (hyuyC)

675 A Whataburger near me employs a high-functioning disabled person. Greets everyone cheerfully, hustles serving and takes pride in his job. I told the manager how much he adds to the place.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2018 09:08 PM (+sSHg)

....

Very typical.

I watched testimony from a guy named Frank Stephens (who has DS) before Congress about what is essentially the genocidal practice of aborting DS fetuses.

One thing he says during his impassioned plea that people with DS are "worth living" is that DS people tend to be the happiest people, which I have found on the whole to be a very true statement.

If you haven't seen it, it's a fantastic watch.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6s8psc

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 09:18 PM (pqmCV)

676 Which episode was that? Did it have Sharona or the other chick?

Posted by: Whatever at February




someone released the lost monk shows. he did some freaky stuff to that sharona girl.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1)

677 663 I thought they just came callin', didn't realize they got all rapey.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February


seriously? google adam carolla kenny rogers.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

With bonus Norm McDonald

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 09:19 PM (xJa6I)

678 best shootout was in Zoolander, at the gas station

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:19 PM (z2W2E)

679 "This.

People say they never used what they learned in college. Then they wasted their time there, didn't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo) "

Well, I can't blame people for veering off track from their initial plans. Back in HS, I'd have ranked "professional hockey player" and "bestiality porn star" as more likely career paths than accounting, but hey, here I am...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:19 PM (icI8A)

680 >>Well, I can't blame people for veering off track from their initial plans. Back in HS, I'd have ranked "professional hockey player" and "bestiality porn star" as more likely career paths than accounting, but hey, here I am...

How's the bestiality porn working out for you?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

681 The Revolting Man, based out of North Georgia, living in the woods with wife and kids and homeschooling them. Give this patriot a sub. He hates the Left and consumerism and our culture. Lives like men should live.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/ UC4b68WMPeiSd_EAUPGH9mpg

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 09:20 PM (g4lFK)

682 I see in the sidebar that the guard at the high school only had one arm....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)

683 Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

684 Give this patriot a sub. He hates the Left and consumerism and our culture. Lives like men should live.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/ UC4b68WMPeiSd_EAUPGH9mpg
Posted by: Monk at February




what has bdsm got to do with anything?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (MTjB1)

685 "How's the bestiality porn working out for you?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf) "

It's a dog eat dog profession, man...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (icI8A)

686 How's the bestiality porn working out for you?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf)


I'm dog tired.

Posted by: Sandra F. at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (sXefu)

687 Tuco in the bathtub. Yeah, you know the one.

-
The get-three-coffins-ready scene from Fistfull of Dollars

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (+y/Ru)

688 broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Looking at your nic, hmmm. I thought you drew the line at large lizards and other egg-layers. I was wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (hyuyC)

689 best shootout was in Zoolander, at the gas station
------
Were they dressed up as Hindu bridegrooms?

Posted by: amdycanuck at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (ewxPW)

690 Well, I can't blame people for veering off track from their initial plans. Back in HS, I'd have ranked "professional hockey player" and "bestiality porn star" as more likely career paths than accounting, but hey, here I am...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:19 PM (icI8A)


Fair enough. But let's consider, say, sociology or anthropology majors. Did most of them seriously think that they were going to become sociologists or anthropologists? Or were they just jerking off intellectually?

I submit they knew from the get-go that they were not going to be using henceforth anything at all they learned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (YqDXo)

691 People say they never used what they learned in college. Then they wasted their time there, didn't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo) "
___

Absolutely not. College should be about learning things, and expanding horizons. It shouldn't be a training for a specific job. There are exceptions of course like engineering.

Personally speaking, I started working in the field of my major, but after 2 years I made a complete 180 career wise that had nothing to do with my major. But I'm still glad I studied what I did as it prepared me to "learn to learn", analyze info, compile reports, etc that I've used every day of my career.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (6nRrz)

692 I see in the sidebar that the guard at the high school only had one arm....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)




Dr. Richard Kimble: Oh really...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)

693 >>As the economy increasingly demands higher cognitive function, what do we do with people who simply are not capable of meeting the call? How do we make a place for them that does not erode any conceivable basis for self-esteem (e.g., simple handouts)?
***************

Buckaroo Ranch to the left and Bunny Ranch to the right.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (5nCvD)

694 Trades today need a lot of knowledge. Well, except for the wall painters, but that is a skill itself.



I would put out an RFP for a National maintenance construction
group. Supervised by the military. Like the CCC. But hard labor away
from machines, cleaning trails, picking up trash, environmental
remediation, and other infrastructure work.

I'm not so good at expressing what I mean sometimes here, but I meant to say the trades are not low level jobs. The trades are a craft that don't get enough credit. I wish Mike Rowe was a little more visable. I also love the work the CCC did.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (nisXv)

695 Well, this is an odd turn to come back to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (cfHE9)

696 OK. I think Tina Louise is mean.

Why was she hiding those sweet, beautiful tits?

Even the nipples match her hair.

Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (sCN2W)

697 149



Who liked Open Range?



"Are you the one who killed our friend?"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEneQFEFgMQ



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Great flick, love the slow early pacing. The libertarian themes are striking and on point.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (n13/j)

698 686 How's the bestiality porn working out for you?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

I'm dog tired.
Posted by: Sandra F. at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (sXefu)


From horsing around? Don't chicken out, or duck the ruff roles.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (YqDXo)

699 Oh lin-duh... why did you make me laugh at that?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

700 691 College should be about learning things, and expanding horizons. It shouldn't be a training for a specific job. There are exceptions of course like engineering.

Personally speaking, I started working in the field of my major, but after 2 years I made a complete 180 career wise that had nothing to do with my major. But I'm still glad I studied what I did as it prepared me to "learn to learn", analyze info, compile reports, etc that I've used every day of my career.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (6nRrz)


I hear college might have changed a bit since then.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (Vb4BV)

701 I see in the sidebar that the guard at the high school only had one arm....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)




Dr. Richard Kimble: Oh really...

.....


Rick Allen: Is that an issue?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (pqmCV)

702 I got the angry nipples you've been looking for.

Posted by: Ginger Grant at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (HWY4r)

703 So, did we ever find out how the guy got the horse interested in him?

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (nILVB)

704 529 If he was not armed, the idea that he would resign ahead of an investigation of his conduct would be beyond silly.
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 08:44 PM (Vb4BV)


That makes sense, but I'd still like to confirm it. It's just so unimaginable that someone with a gun, who was hired particularly to protect the kids, would not do anything but call for backup.

I know the cops at Columbine did the same, but it's still hard to grasp it.

Posted by: girldog

I think in those days, the cops were thinking hostage situation instead of maximum slaughter.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (0ecq3)

705 "Fair enough. But let's consider, say, sociology or anthropology majors. Did most of them seriously think that they were going to become sociologists or anthropologists? Or were they just jerking off intellectually?

I submit they knew from the get-go that they were not going to be using henceforth anything at all they learned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (YqDXo) "

No, that's definitely a fair point. If you get a Gender Studies degree, you're either going to be a college professor or you just wanted the college experience and likely wasted six figures.

I had two soft majors (Psychology and Theology), but I did legitimately plan to go to grad school and become a headshrinker.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (icI8A)

706 695 Well, this is an odd turn to come back to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (cfHE9)


You mean the beastiality? Yeah.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

707 But let's consider, say, sociology or anthropology majors. Did most of them seriously think that they were going to become sociologists or anthropologists? Or were they just jerking off intellectually?


I did, and I did for a time, but I found out you can't make a living with less than a PHD, so I became a computer guy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

708 Deplorable Jay Guevara

How about this. Sociology or anthropology majors, together with journalists, are learning how to infiltrate society. They are the hires used to exclude conservatives and get a loyal, not competent, government staff.

I say they are the dis-satisfied bullet catchers / useful idiots. They have a purpose as part of the Left.

Look at today's HR.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (hyuyC)

709 705 If you get a Gender Studies degree, you're either going to be a college professor or you just wanted the college experience and likely wasted six figures.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 09:25 PM (icI8A)


Either way, you wasted six figures.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (Vb4BV)

710 Jerry Rivers is getting his ass whipped by the ladies.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (nisXv)

711 but I found out you can't make a living with less than a PHD, so I became a computer guy.

fist bump

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, BA, Ancient Med. Civ. at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (6FqZa)

712 "Fair enough. But let's consider, say, sociology or anthropology majors.
Did most of them seriously think that they were going to become
sociologists or anthropologists? Or were they just jerking off
intellectually?"

Few if any sociology majors think they will be a sociologist. One roommate in college was a poli-sci major with a minor in philosophy. He didn't want to be a politician or a philosopher, but he enjoyed the fields.

He ended up working for a bank after graudation, then got a joint MBA/JD and worked as a patent lawyer for a few years. Then quit law and became a sales rep for a software startup of all things.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (6nRrz)

713 >>Jerry Rivers is getting his ass whipped by the ladies.

Gotta pay big bucks for that around here.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (/tuJf)

714 there's some scuttlebutt to the effect that Trump is considering telling ICE to "let California learn" by pulling them out

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (z2W2E)

715 Any other year, I would think that top picture was a Halloween picture.

But I've been educated.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (jTKIp)

716 710 Jerry Rivers is getting his ass whipped by the ladies.
Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (nisXv)

He enjoys it though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (cfHE9)

717 we do not need some construction core, we simply need to deregulate everything and let everyone get busy doing whatever we want to do.

We should be building better everything and it should be like the six million dollar man - better , stronger, faster.

when we are building everything there will be good jobs for people to move into.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)

718 woof! woof!

Posted by: jasper at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (ewxPW)

719 713 >>Jerry Rivers is getting his ass whipped by the ladies.

Gotta pay big bucks for that around here.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (/tuJf)


I'd pay a few bucks to see Geraldo get that sort of treatment.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Vb4BV)

720 On the bright side of my wasted education, I met the future Mrs928 doing archeology.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)

721 684 Give this patriot a sub. He hates the Left and consumerism and our culture. Lives like men should live.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/ UC4b68WMPeiSd_EAUPGH9mpg
Posted by: Monk at February




what has bdsm got to do with anything?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:22 PM (MTjB1)

ISWYDT.

Seriously, this guy is awesome. He is Horde tier. I'm jealous of his life, tbh.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 09:29 PM (g4lFK)

722 691 College should be about learning things, and expanding horizons. It shouldn't be a training for a specific job. There are exceptions of course like engineering.

Personally speaking, I started working in the field of my major, but after 2 years I made a complete 180 career wise that had nothing to do with my major. But I'm still glad I studied what I did as it prepared me to "learn to learn", analyze info, compile reports, etc that I've used every day of my career.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:23 PM (6nRrz)


Yes and no, I'd say. I think it's important to gain marketable skills. Circumstances change, and what you start out doing isn't necessarily what you end up doing, to be sure. But when you know that there's no way you're going to be employed with what you're studying, then you'd best be independently wealthy. And if not, you can't blame society for your situation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

723 I'd pay a few bucks to see Geraldo get that sort of treatment.
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Vb4BV)

Like Scorpio in Dirty Harry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:29 PM (cfHE9)

724 there's some scuttlebutt to the effect that Trump is considering telling ICE to "let California learn" by pulling them out
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February




is your source the one linked to on Drudge or the one where Trump states that?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

725 706 695 Well, this is an odd turn to come back to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (cfHE9)

You mean the beastiality? Yeah.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

It's legal is some states and perfectly acceptable you know.

Posted by: Dana Pereno tied in a knot at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (g4lFK)

726 723 I'd pay a few bucks to see Geraldo get that sort of treatment.
Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Vb4BV)

Like Scorpio in Dirty Harry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:29 PM (cfHE9)


That dude was freaky-looking. I was watching parts of Hellraiser on YouTube, and I knew the husband looked familiar, and weird, but it was a long time before I made the connection.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (Vb4BV)

727 I got the angry nipples you've been looking for.

===

See, I was going for something to do with Clockwork Orange and the milk and all but it wasn't coming together or anything and now I'm thinking about that Angry Orchard commercial and Imma have nightmares about screaming fruits

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (z2W2E)

728 I think Hollywood is missing a real opportunity to reboot the A Team again with this group in the picture.

Posted by: some guy at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (CwefE)

729 Israel said that while the video footage of Scot doing nothing made him “sick” to his stomach, authorities do not plan to release the video footage showing Peterson standing outside of the school anytime soon, if at all. Scot, who had worked since 2009 as a school safety officer, was inside the school attending to a different student as Cruz began shooting. However, instead of engaging Cruz, Scot took a position outside of the school on the west side and did not go back inside.


So he was inside and then went outside. That's even worse.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YOIA1)

730 All those soft humanities / social science majors are for people who don't want to participate in the real world.

But there are - or were - exceptions. At UCLA, many, many, moons ago, I had a history prof who had been in the OSS in the Balkans in WW2. Very mild-mannered and unassuming. The quiet type. But talk about your steel balls.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (TKmA0)

731 He ended up working for a bank after graduation, then got a joint MBA/JD and worked as a patent lawyer for a few years. Then quit law and became a sales rep for a software startup of all things.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (6nRrz)


Question: how did he become a patent lawyer? You need to have some technical background even to take the patent bar exam. Not even mathematicians qualify for that. Only physics, chemistry, biology and engineering (including computer stuff) qualify.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YqDXo)

732 ISWYDT.

Seriously, this guy is awesome. He is Horde tier. I'm jealous of his life, tbh.

Posted by: Monk at February




have met some guys like that and have the same reaction.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (MTjB1)

733 730 But there are - or were - exceptions. At UCLA, many, many, moons ago, I had a history prof who had been in the OSS in the Balkans in WW2. Very mild-mannered and unassuming. The quiet type. But talk about your steel balls.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (TKmA0)


Yeah. You get one great Humanities professor, and you immediately understand the value of the classical Liberal Arts education. Mine was Russian History, of all things.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:32 PM (Vb4BV)

734 I met the future Mrs928 doing archeology.
------
Open a few trenches, did you? If you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

Posted by: an englishman at the next table at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (ewxPW)

735 Trump is a big, fat meany!

CNN
@CNN
President Trump described someone who would shoot up a school as a "savage sicko." NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch called the Florida gunman "an insane monster" -- "nuts" and crazy." This kind of language about mental health could be harmful, experts say.

Actually, my problem with that language is that it suggests a defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)

736 729 Israel said that while the video footage of Scot doing nothing made him "sick"to his stomach, authorities do not plan to release the video footage showing Peterson standing outside of the school anytime soon, if at all. Scot, who had worked since 2009 as a school safety officer, was inside the school attending to a different student as Cruz began shooting. However, instead of engaging Cruz, Scot took a position outside of the school on the west side and did not go back inside.


So he was inside and then went outside. That's even worse.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YOIA1)

No shit. If there was ever a candidate for tar, feathers and being run out of town on a rail, it's this guy. He's beneath contempt.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

737 He didn't want to be a politician or a philosopher, but he enjoyed the fields.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:27 PM (6nRrz)


Those are called "hobbies." I minored in literature in college, and played baseball there too - both as hobbies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (YqDXo)

738 734 I met the future Mrs928 doing archeology.
------
Open a few trenches, did you? If you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
Posted by: an englishman at the next table at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (ewxPW)


My "oh, so you got your M.R. degree" joke, that I decided not to post, was so much classier.

Posted by: Splunge at February 22, 2018 09:34 PM (Vb4BV)

739 I realized the ginger looks like Conan O'Brien transitioning.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 09:34 PM (4ErVI)

740 If this was a movie poster, the name of the movie would be "The Unfuckables"

Posted by: jc at February 22, 2018 09:34 PM (iRJ+A)

741 is your source the one linked to on Drudge or the one where Trump states that?

---

I don't read drudge. could be the same source, dunno.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:34 PM (z2W2E)

742 I don't read drudge. could be the same source, dunno.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February




only poking fun. someone has vid of Trump suggesting that that is what he wants to do.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:35 PM (MTjB1)

743 Geraldo can't help but let his hormones take his neurons hostage. The guy turns into a blithering, emoting idiot and simply turns off logic.

And then he gets obnoxious. It's all quite formulaic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 09:36 PM (H8S+R)

744 I went to college to get the piece of paper that companies wanted you to have. I moved to NYC from Louisiana with the intention to get into the ad industry. I realized after that I should have worked on my accent before I started interviewing. Did you know that a lot of New Yorkers have a certain perception of Southern people?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

745 met the future Mrs928 doing archeology.
------
Open a few trenches, did you? If you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
Posted by: an englishman at the next table at February 22, 2018 09:33 PM (ewxPW)

My "oh, so you got your M.R. degree" joke, that I decided not to post, was so much classier.
Posted by: Splunge at February




was going to ask where she dug him up.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:36 PM (MTjB1)

746
Question: how did he become a patent lawyer? You
need to have some technical background even to take the patent bar
exam. Not even mathematicians qualify for that. Only physics, chemistry,
biology and engineering (including computer stuff) qualify.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YqDXo)

___
He was a gear head back in the day, dude knew his shit as far as cars were concerned. I guess that's what got him to patent law? I dunno for sure, but one way or another he made it. And since he then sold software, I guess he had some technical skills/knowledge.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:37 PM (6nRrz)

747 I don't think he wants to do it but that he's using it as a bargaining chip.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 22, 2018 09:37 PM (z2W2E)

748 Apparently women's softball really was a bad idea all along.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 09:37 PM (yL25O)

749 All those girls look like poseurs, except the roomy girl. She looks like the spooky one.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)

750 went to college to get the piece of paper that companies wanted you to have. I moved to NYC from Louisiana with the intention to get into the ad industry. I realized after that I should have worked on my accent before I started interviewing. Did you know that a lot of New Yorkers have a certain perception of Southern people?
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February




you will do a lot to disabuse them of their biases if you all quit introducing you sister as your wife.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (MTjB1)

751 Deplorable Jay Guevara

You can take the patent bar without a technical degree. Getting the high paid jobs would be harder.

There are always design patents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (hyuyC)

752 Handled your trowel did she?

Posted by: an englishman at the next table at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (ewxPW)

753 Geraldo: I fully support 2A, you know!! Oh and by the way I want to ban all guns.


Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (6nRrz)

754 749 All those girls look like poseurs, except the roomy girl. She looks like the spooky one.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)

I think it's fun to imagine the group reaction if one student pulled a pistol on these young 'toughs'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (cfHE9)

755 Great flick, love the slow early pacing. The libertarian themes are striking and on point.

Posted by: quint at February 22, 2018 09:24 PM (n13/j)

Good solid film-making. Good, understated acting. Good plot. Not much wrong with it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (wYseH)

756 All those girls look like poseurs, except the roomy girl. She looks like the spooky one.

How many of them are actually men? Four?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (yQpMk)

757 I am betting it would involve a lot of urine and other bodily fluids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (cfHE9)

758

Well, it's that time. The ONT is nigh.

This is the time at AoS when I hear Bowser of "Sha Na Na" singing "Goodnight."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (1azvW)

759 All those girls look like poseurs, except the roomy girl. She looks like the spooky one.
=====

Say, is she about a size 14?

Posted by: Jame G. at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (nILVB)

760 any chance we can replace that photo with nekkid fat guy on Ottoman?

just a bit of mercy

Posted by: Wehrmact at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (vChNs)

761
So, did we ever find out how the guy got the horse interested in him?
Posted by: Shep!


Neigh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (IqV8l)

762 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (MTjB1)

That's sick. She was my cousin.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

763 you know that is the only time everyone in that pic had a photograph taken where the camera was not being held by someone in the photo.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (MTjB1)

764 I came back to that picture? Yuch. What are they going to do when mommy and daddy die and aren't there to support them anymore? McD's won't hire people who look like that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 09:39 PM (+lVUW)

765
Good solid film-making. Good, understated acting. Good plot. Not much wrong with it!

In other words,


Two Dildos Up!??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (1azvW)

766 Very typical.

I watched testimony from a guy named Frank Stephens (who has DS) before Congress about what is essentially the genocidal practice of aborting DS fetuses.

One thing he says during his impassioned plea that people with DS are "worth living" is that DS people tend to be the happiest people, which I have found on the whole to be a very true statement.

If you haven't seen it, it's a fantastic watch.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6s8psc



Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February


Damn, it got dusty in here. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (a3OL0)

767 751 Deplorable Jay Guevara

You can take the patent bar without a technical degree. Getting the high paid jobs would be harder.

There are always design patents.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:38 PM (hyuyC)


Let me clarify: you don't need a technical degree (I didn't say you did), but you DO need a certain number of credits in one of the fields listed above before you can even take the patent bar exam.

And you can't file or prosecute design patents without having passed the patent bar exam, unless you're doing so pro se.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (YqDXo)

768 744 I went to college to get the piece of paper that companies wanted you to have. I moved to NYC from Louisiana with the intention to get into the ad industry. I realized after that I should have worked on my accent before I started interviewing. Did you know that a lot of New Yorkers have a certain perception of Southern people?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

Funny, huh? I'm no super business/ad/marketing genius but I think there's an awful lot of people in that region and hiring someone from there with the skills could lead to making a lot of money by being able to connect with them better.

But what do I know? I'm not one of the cloud people living in Panem on the coast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (4ErVI)

769 That's sick. She was my cousin.
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February




Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (MTjB1)

770 Question: how did he become a patent lawyer? You
need to have some technical background even to take the patent bar
exam. Not even mathematicians qualify for that. Only physics, chemistry,
biology and engineering (including computer stuff) qualify.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YqDXo)


Guy I knew did it by getting the navy to pay for a nuclear engineering degree, spent a decade or so on subs, then got out and went to law school. In a year where you couldn't buy a job as a lawyer he had three or four good offers.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 22, 2018 09:40 PM (h2Bdk)

771 So as far as CPAC goes, I keep hearing how it went all NeverTrump. And yet they have LaPierre as a speaker and host Hannity's show live?

Something doesn't add up

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (6nRrz)

772 I live a few miles away from that shit circus. Was on campus back in December and saw BLM (no, not the branch of the US Dept of Interior) signs in office windows.

The state should spin off the college into a private institution but retain the land and evict them. South Puget Sound - Central coastal WA is better served by having those facilities utilized as a branch campus of UW or WSU (or both) primarily serving community college transfers and professional degree seekers. Or as a big smoking crater in the ground.

Posted by: NuclearSUV at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (5JSGL)

773 764 nerdygirl

There are cash only store closeout teams that would hire them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (hyuyC)

774 Geraldo: What I propose wouldn't stop a thing, but let's do it anyway because I revere the Constitution and children but mostly children because they make the best bloody shirts... And it makes me look virtuous.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (H8S+R)

775 So he was inside and then went outside. That's even worse.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YOIA1)

...

I'm sure it takes a degree of character to disregard personal safety and run toward the sound of gunfire, but by God you make yourself do it. If you need 10 seconds to make your peace first, okay I guess, but then get on with what needs to be done.

We need to have realistic enough scenario training that people like this get weeded out.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)

776
542 I hope the school goes broke and is forced to shut its doors.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 22, 2018 08:53 PM (2ZUTy)

State school. They will just shovel in more of my tax money.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 22, 2018 09:42 PM (kIxPI)

777 @642 The shame from being attracted to that chick stems from her (likely / almost certain) leftist, totalitarian politics. Leftists killed hundreds of millions of people in the last century. And they'll do it again if they get the chance. So, thinking with my dick, cutting her slack mentally b/c I would hit it, makes me feel shame, because the stakes are too high. Dick-thinking is usually bad-thinking. I am a Moron. I've been reading Ace for long enough that I think Morons deserve the capital "M". The 'ettes, too, God bless 'em.

Posted by: Ashamed but Truthful at February 22, 2018 09:43 PM (D2+Ok)

778 There is no wiggle room for shall not be infringed when it comes to self defense. I'm sick and tired of the excuses. If I want a aircraft carrier stocked and loaded ready to go, then I should be able to own one.

Anything the govt owns, I and American Citizens should be able to own.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 09:43 PM (g4lFK)

779 Blacks labeled racist for opposing Obama Library plans...

Yeah, that's probably it.

Illinois governor drinks chocolate milk to demonstrate his commitment to diversity

Wel!, he's convinced me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 09:43 PM (+y/Ru)

780 ATT doesn't think white people need internet service I guess

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (6nRrz)

781 so the actresses that made the ghostbusters movie are going to evergreen?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (MTjB1)

782 A place I used to work at had a team whose job consisted of a lot of tedious work and 20% "How do we fix this" type work. Went through a lot of newbies of "normal" intelligence who were either insolent, lazy or indifferent and who did a shitty job. Then they hired 3 developmentally impaired folks. They did the the tedious part and anything that wasn't right they set aside for the seasoned employees to take care of.

Freed up the more knowledgable employees to handle problems and the impaired folks were able to get out of the group homes and have their own places since they made a real (albeit not extravagant) living. Plus everyone liked them, they never caused drama and they never called in with bs excuses. Everyone was a winner.

I believe many jobs could be more compartmentalized to do something like this.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (RfzVr)

783 And yet they have LaPierre as a speaker and host Hannity's show live?

Something doesn't add up


Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (6nRrz)


I smell something fishy, and it's not just my cargo shorts.

Posted by: Jonah G. at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (sXefu)

784 Actually you guys are all wrong. We've hired this group as the main cast for our hot new ultra woke Fame reboot premiering on NBC this fall. It's like the earlier Fame except less singing and dancing and more scat play and horse sex. Also 'batting' is a thing we made up just for this awesome bunch of bat wielding cut-ups but you'll have to tune in to find out what it means!

Posted by: nbc guy at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (CwefE)

785 there's some scuttlebutt to the effect that Trump is considering telling ICE to "let California learn" by pulling them out
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February
*********************
He should do it. Anything Trump does they hate, so by doing this they would be crying that ICE was no longer in their state.

He should propose an idea that all celebrities need to tear down the walls that surround their homes and open them up to illegals and the homeless. Propose they live without their gun carrying security guards.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2018 09:45 PM (PvFoN)

786 governor drinks chocolate milk to demonstrate his commitment to diversity

Wel!, he's convinced me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February




is that a euphemism?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:45 PM (MTjB1)

787 DS people tend to be the happiest people, which I have found on the whole to be a very true statement.


Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February

Not a criticism of you, but an indictment of our society that it even matters that DS people tend to be rather pleasant.

I don't give a shit if they have an extra "asshole" gene on their extra chromosome and are uniformly horrible people.

They are human beings and deserve the full protection of society.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:46 PM (wYseH)

788 Don't stop with ICE Prezzy Two Scoops. Pull everything from CA, highway funding, education funding....go BIGLY

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (6nRrz)

789 781 so the actresses that made the ghostbusters movie are going to evergreen?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:44 PM (MTjB1)


Couldn't get in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (YqDXo)

790 What's DS people?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

791 Did you know that a lot of New Yorkers have a certain perception of Southern people?

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:36 PM


Yeah. Or, (without the 'southern accent') you could tell them you're from Idaho.

Same same, or worse...

Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (yD/Pf)

792 wasn't there an article on the ont regarding some woman with an the double asshole gene?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM (MTjB1)

793 Oddly, I think I would hit that one behind the wildebeast, the one with the tattoos. She has a fun face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

794 Blacks labeled racist for opposing Obama Library plans...

They needn't worry, Obama has no plans to go to a library.

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM (+y0ym)

795 unless mexicans are really good at porn who needs em. does anyone know if they are really good at porn?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:15 PM (MTjB1)

Those they keep.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM (Eu5eZ)

796 Yeah. Or, (without the 'southern accent') you could tell them you're from Idaho.

Same same, or worse...
Posted by: JQ at February




how does that introduction go?




hey, ho, I 'm from idaho?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM (MTjB1)

797 *D*own

*S*yndrome

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (6nRrz)

798 Sebastion Melmoth: What's DS people?

Down's Syndrome

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (H8S+R)

799 wasn't there an article on the ont regarding some woman with an the double asshole gene?
=====

Some people have all the luck.

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (nILVB)

800 790 What's DS people?
Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

Down Syndrome. The current racial hygiene target.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (cfHE9)

801 787. Exactly correct.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

802 Couldn't get in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 09:47 PM (YqDXo)

You beat me to it.

I'll bet that if we could break down IQ data by industry that acting would be among the lowest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (wYseH)

803 At least the Golgafrinchams didn't carry around bats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 09:50 PM (/qEW2)

804 Can we start a GoFundMe for MyPillow? If we can raise $100M, we may be able to get Mike Lindell to retire and never make another commercial again.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:51 PM (6nRrz)

805 800. Which is disgusting but largely unnoticed. It wasn't until a friend of mine with a Downs' kid brought it to my attention. I'd not even noticed how very few we see these days versus in the days of my youth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

806 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:48 PM

No.

Standard question: "So, where are you from?"

Have learned to reply in vague terms...

Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2018 09:51 PM (yD/Pf)

807 No.

Standard question: "So, where are you from?"

Have learned to reply in vague terms...
Posted by: JQ at February



you in NYC now?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

808 805 800. Which is disgusting but largely unnoticed. It wasn't until a friend of mine with a Downs' kid brought it to my attention. I'd not even noticed how very few we see these days versus in the days of my youth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

Yep. It is accepted and no one talks about abortion- let alone who is getting aborted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:52 PM (cfHE9)

809 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Thanks.

It was not always so rigid as now. I met some older guys grandfathered in without any of the credentials, or so they say. But they knew how to argue their application.

Also, some of the patent attorneys I dealt with must have padded their tech degree resume.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 09:52 PM (hyuyC)

810 I thought they just came callin', didn't realize they got all rapey.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 22, 2018 09:14 PM (0ecq3)


Yep, definitely got their gang bang on. Lyrics are something like, "They took their turns with Becky; there were three of them" and she has a torn dress afterwards.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 22, 2018 09:52 PM (5Yee7)

811 5 So he was inside and then went outside. That's even worse.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 09:31 PM (YOIA1)

...

I'm sure it takes a degree of character to disregard personal safety and run toward the sound of gunfire, but by God you make yourself do it. If you need 10 seconds to make your peace first, okay I guess, but then get on with what needs to be done.

We need to have realistic enough scenario training that people like this get weeded out.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)


Yea, I'm trying to find some reason, but I can't. Been on the job since 2009. Wasn't frozen...as he managed to run out of the building. And then had many, many minutes to listen to the carnage and do nothing...while he had a gun.

And they all knew about the guy, so it wasn't as if there was no evidence of a threat. I do wonder how he explained it when the boss showed up. Or if he tried to lie and didn't know about the camera. It boggles the mind. Especially in the face of those who were unarmed and sacrificed their lives.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 09:53 PM (YOIA1)

812 Ginger looks like Danny Bonaduce with boobs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 09:53 PM (P8951)

813 I always tip well nowadays, wherever they will let you. These kinds of jobs suck enough (I did my stints at similar jobs), maybe I will lighten up someone's day.

And as said upthread, at least they are working instead of sucking off the government teat or mom and dad.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 09:53 PM (2835Q)

814 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:52 PM

Oh, H*ll no! Thank G*d!

heh... "or not"...

Posted by: JQ at February 22, 2018 09:54 PM (yD/Pf)

815 Thanks. I came to the thread late. I don't think I want to know why CBD had to even bring up they should be treated like human beings.

Posted by: Sebastion Melmoth at February 22, 2018 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

816 Now intrepid impartial journalist Jake Tapper is reporting that the Browards Sheriffs office also received multiple tips about Cruz wanting to kill people and shoot up a school.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 09:54 PM (SkuXa)

817 They shall beat their bats into field hockey sticks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)

818 I'll bet that if we could break down IQ data by industry that acting would be among the lowest.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:49 PM (wYseH)Didn't you hear that after the chick from Hunger Games new movie flops she's going to take a year off from acting to save democracy? How could she do that if she's a total dum-dum? Think about it dude.


Posted by: acting guy at February 22, 2018 09:55 PM (CwefE)

819 771 So as far as CPAC goes, I keep hearing how it went all NeverTrump. And yet they have LaPierre as a speaker and host Hannity's show live?

Something doesn't add up
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:41

Not when subtraction is involved.

Posted by: The Reagan Battalion at February 22, 2018 09:55 PM (PFjNT)

820 812 Ginger looks like Danny Bonaduce with boobs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 09:53 PM (P8951)

I was thinking more like a young Marlon Brando.

Now think about what old Marlon Brando looked like and extrapolate.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 09:55 PM (2835Q)

821 deputy is a fucking coward. that is it. he was armed but chose to run away.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:56 PM (MTjB1)

822 The bizarre thing is, if you took the regular leftists and put forth the idea of sterilizing the mentally retarded- they would be shocked and horrified. And rightly so.

But abortion is totes ok.

And it is the same fricking morons who are agast at practices from hundreds of years ago. You cupcakes want to know how slavery could be perpetuated and survive for so long? You would be all on board with it as long as you could go to the best cotillions.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 09:56 PM (cfHE9)

823 I was thinking more like a young Marlon Brando.


But those are nice boobs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

824 How could she do that if she's a total dum-dum? Think about it dude.




Posted by: acting guy at February 22, 2018 09:55 PM (CwefE)


Sorry losers, but I've got tits!

Posted by: J-LAW at February 22, 2018 09:57 PM (sXefu)

825 I don't give a shit if they have an extra "asshole" gene on their extra chromosome and are uniformly horrible people.

They are human beings and deserve the full protection of society.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:46 PM (wYseH)
While that is true, the fact that they tend to be sweet is a reminder that brains are not the the sole, or even the most important measure of a person.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 09:58 PM (P8951)

826 so should the ginger in the pic up top hit someone with her big black dildo is it merely assault or sexual assault?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)

827 What a pathetic little bitch.

Posted by: Sir Robin at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (6FqZa)

828 Your future HR department right there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (yQpMk)

829 I don't give a shit if they have an extra "asshole" gene on their extra chromosome and are uniformly horrible people.

They are human beings and deserve the full protection of society.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:46 PM (wYseH)

....

Agreed.

I mostly referenced his point in the Congressional speech about happiness in the context of my previous post that I'd more likely hire a DS employee and work within their cognitive abilities than to hire a SJW with a defeatist, confrontational attitude.

Your point is absolutely correct. Categorically butchering people and people groups is wrong no matter how it is spun.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (pqmCV)

830 Lady Bonaduce has that angry confrontational nipple I have encountered with some homeowners in the building trades when a new fence or home is being erected (yeah, I said it) next to their home.

Posted by: Ginger Grant at February 22, 2018 09:59 PM (yr8PX)

831 We need to have realistic enough scenario training that people like this get weeded out.
-------------------

Not sure how you can. The problem is that you need to put the person in a situation in which they are in legitimate fear for their life. If they know that it's just a training scenario, then they're likely not going to be completely fearful. And as a result, it won't test what needs to be tested.

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (TadoT)

832 Lady Bonaduce has that angry confrontational nipple I have encountered with some homeowners in the building trades when a new fence or home is being erected (yeah, I said it) next to their home.
Posted by: Ginger Grant at February




give her a pair of alligator clamps and send her home.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (MTjB1)

833 I think that if they all got trapped on an Island together like Lord of the Flies the fat one would eat all of them except the one who looks like Clint Howard raped Strawberry Shortcake who she would keep around for sexual favors and eventually dessert.

Posted by: other guy at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (CwefE)

834 I don't give a shit if they have an extra "asshole" gene on their extra chromosome and are uniformly horrible people.

They are human beings and deserve the full protection of society.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2018 09:46 PM (wYseH)
While that is true, the fact that they tend to be sweet is a reminder that brains are not the the sole, or even the most important measure of a person.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 22, 2018 09:58 PM (P8951)

--------

Very well said. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (/zp4x)

835 ONT

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (O5Q3r)

836 She has an unfortunate face but a bodacious pert rack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk)

837 Now intrepid impartial journalist Jake Tapper is reporting that the Browards Sheriffs office also received multiple tips about Cruz wanting to kill people and shoot up a school.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 09:54 PM (SkuXa) fnord (SkuXa)


The government failed from top to bottom here.

If your solution is more government, you may have a mental illness problem of your own.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (wB8Tg)

838 I do love Babalu blog

Justin and Fidel, who knows?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybfysldu

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (2K6fY)

839 "Chinese college students study math, comp sci, engineering.American college students do whatever the fuck these imbeciles in the picture do. "

Because the poster thugs at a far, far left college are examples of every American college student.

FFS, you do realize these people are notable for being fucking clowns, right? They're not typical. They're the loud-mouthed trouble -makers, the camera whores, the ones always available to speak to the reporters and to match for some cause....

But they're not anywhere near the typical college student.

Remember the Trigglypuff video, and the cute chick who mouths "wow" in reaction to the bizarre spectacle? She's more typical.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (fVubI)

840 Now intrepid impartial journalist Jake Tapper is reporting that the Browards Sheriffs office also received multiple tips about Cruz wanting to kill people and shoot up a school.
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 09:54 PM (SkuXa)


From the very beginning, it appeared everyone knew about the guy. But certain people dropped the ball.

I will say this, since it has happened, there have been some other ticking time bombs police have taken action on. And they did have charges they could bring.

Now that time has moved on, the Cruz thing gets worse and worse. And worse.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (YOIA1)

841 Casts away Tina sock.

Posted by: Rex B at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (yr8PX)

842 I totally knew I would post that at the same time as the nood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 22, 2018 10:02 PM (wB8Tg)

843 In the natural order of things, this would happen May 2016:
-
Burlington College will close later this month, the school announced Monday, citing the "crushing weight of debt" as the reason.
-
Thank you Mrs. BernieSanders

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2018 10:03 PM (qK7/b)

844 If they know that it's just a training scenario, then they're likely not going to be completely fearful. And as a result, it won't test what needs to be tested.
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2018 10:00 PM (TadoT)


If this deputy has been a LEO for any length of time, the fellow LEOs know if the guy is a "pussy." Hell, I was a Field Training Officer and picked up on a rookie's "pussiness" within a few weeks. Said rookie was encouraged to find employment elsewhere; he ended up working for the PD of a less violent town, but that became their problem, not mine.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 22, 2018 10:05 PM (5Yee7)

845 771 So as far as CPAC goes, I keep hearing how it went all NeverTrump. And yet they have LaPierre as a speaker and host Hannity's show live?

Something doesn't add up
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 09:41 PM (6nRrz)


I haven't given a damn about CPAC in years. It's just a bunch of people giving speeches to each other. It has no effect on the larger culture.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

846 122 Mu Mu Pi

Worst. Sorority. Evah.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2018 07:48 PM (KXVP7)

Not Omega Mu? Or H.O.T.S.?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2018 10:54 PM (brIR5)

847 Every single person in that photograph is unfuckable. Wow

Posted by: Dimebag Forever at February 22, 2018 11:47 PM (YgYdV)

848 Quick question: Am I the only one who looks at that pic and zeroes in on the redhead and thinks: "Mmmmm. Nipples. Yum..."

Granted she ain't exactly a looker, but still. She kind of reminds me of the cute but plain girl I sat beside in ninth-grade algebra.

I guess in a place like Evergreen State you also gotta wonder if Mx. Redhead Wonder Titties is an actual biological female, though...

Posted by: Ex-liberal at February 23, 2018 06:24 AM (Gm95N)

849 The redhead has nice tits, I'd kick her ass last!

Posted by: Robert the Biker at February 25, 2018 06:55 AM (6r9W2)

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
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