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Native Americans: Funny, When We Invited the Alleged Indian Elizabeth Warren to Our Meetings, She Didn't Even Reply
When Indians killed the buffalo, they used the entire carcass -- nothing went to waste.
When Elizabeth Warren shoots a buffalo, she just cuts off an ear and pins it to her CV.Sen. ["Sitting Bullshit"] Elizabeth Warren (D. Mass.) was invited at least three times to speak with Native American students at Harvard Law School while she was a faculty member, but she never accepted, according to a former president of a Native American student group. Dr. Gavin Clarkson, a citizen of the Choctaw Nation who received both a doctorate and a law degree from Harvard while Warren was a professor, says he "personally invited" her three times to visit with Harvard's Native American Law Student Association (NALSA), which he headed while attaining his dual degree. Warren, who had identified as a minority in law professor directories and was touted by Harvard as a Native American hire, never accepted his invites.Maybe she was expecting the invitations to come by way of smoke-signals or blaze-codes carved into trees -- she just knows nothing of the White Man and his "Paper Messages."
"I was on campus at Harvard for five years, from 1998 to 2003," Clarkson said. "Warren was identified in the AALS law teacher directory as an American Indian faculty member."She was busy -- she was also in charge of plotting ways to stop the Steel Mustangs from crossing their lands on their iron tracks.
"Hi, we're the Native American students on campus and it would be nice to meet the only Native American professor on the faculty," was the message Clarkson was attempting to get across, but he says he was dismissed by Warren every time. "I personally invited Elizabeth Warren, face to face, three separate times," Clarkson said. "I did it at least once per year for three straight years," he said. "She basically dismissed me all three times."Her eyes were e'er fixed on the horizon, scanning for sign of buffalo or Apache raiders or an opening as a dean at another Ivy League school.
Warren's office did not respond to requests for comment on her interaction with NALSA while at Harvard.She did, however, release a complex tribal dance. Apparently the answer is "Four more days of dry, then the Mighty Thunderbird summons the rains."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 23, 2018 12:37 PM (bJEIc)
The only way to win is to not play the game!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (so+oy)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that she's had way more than four days of dry.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (fuK7c)
You know, I bet a flashlight that does this would se... be right back. Gotta find a patent attorney
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (bLhAC)
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This. This is why I love this place.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (sqWUu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (sQpUM)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (42M22)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (7OF+y)
Funny stuff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
Paleface is two-faced!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (xJa6I)
Obama. I read your BOOK!!
Posted by: The Honorable Squaw Lizzy Warren at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (bJEIc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (sQpUM)
Posted by: Hands at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: IC at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wooga at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (hyJz8)
"Thunderbird!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (xJa6I)
Well, except that those tests are as bullshit as Cherokee Crab Cake with Cream Cheese.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lowfibass at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
The Worm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: SH at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Iron Eyes" Warren at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (sQpUM)
Posted by: saf at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (cS/ge)
The core itself is a writhing mass of evil.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (H0hPC)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (xJa6I)
Obama. I read your BOOK!!
Posted by: The Honorable Squaw Lizzy Warren at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (bJEIc)
*Plays the main theme from Patton*
*while dancing*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (xJa6I)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that she's had way more than four days of dry.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Takes her more than four days to dry out.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (7OF+y)
Rape rape is giving DNA samples without permission?
Posted by: wooga at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (hyJz8)
Pretty sure her GOP opponent in upcoming Senate election has sent her a DNA Test kit. He's an Indian, too, but the dot kind.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
The police do it all the time. Get DNA from suspects' soda cans and cigarette butts. Garbage discarded is out of your possession and "in the public domain."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (42M22)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (Z8j2x)
What a shameless bint.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (MxEKc)
Or offered her the ancient recipe for fry bread.
Posted by: Lowfibass at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (bLhAC)
As his hook, he's citing the incredible story of the Seattle author getting hysterical about a Norwegian flag, confusing it for a Confederate flag.
Many of us have been seeing this ignorance and aggressive stupidity for years, in our personal lives.
Limbaugh says this all can be overcome. But in many areas, groups of friends, families - it's now an unbridgeable gap.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
The Worm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (VM6ev)
I'd pay real money to watch her do 'the Robot'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
Huh. Where did we just hear about scripts and such, anyway?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2018 12:38 PM (q177U)
Will he use every part of her corrupt agency? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A one-eared Buffalo at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (BwJGV)
Well, except that those tests are as bullshit as Cherokee Crab Cake with Cream Cheese.
Posted by: Bandersnat
Well, then, if no DNA place is reliable, then there will literally never be any way to debunk her!
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (FLpne)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
The police do it all the time. Get DNA from suspects' soda cans and cigarette butts. Garbage discarded is out of your possession and "in the public domain."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (42M22)
They're police.
We're little people.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (oVJmc)
the bit about my dad being 1.6% Berber is probably an error though, yeah.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (sQpUM)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Iron Eyes" Warren at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Except that's not really true. They had lots of uses for various parts of the buffalo but they'd also stampede entire herds off of cliffs (see buffalo jumps), take a few choice parts and leave the rest of the pile to rot.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dem apologist at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: An Observation at February 23, 2018 12:44 PM (YFue0)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (42M22)
Or publicly confront her.
"Senator Warren, I am growing tired, as I am sure you are too, of the incessant claims from the fascist and racist right wing that you are not a true native American.
Would you be willing to put this silly and obviously untrue charge to bed by submitting your DNA to a disinterested third party, such as 23Me or one of the other Geneology testing companies? I would be happy to pay the negligable costs."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (wYseH)
but they actually are still letting males self identify as female and compete in college sports ... why not the Olympics?
their shiit is retarded
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Don't forget, this is a state that elected and re-elected an admitted pedophile.
It's also the state where phony child-rape charges ruined the lives of the owners of a daycare center and whose AG pressured the weak-spined governor to keep them in jail.
If I didn't have to be here, I'd be out in a heartbeat. Massachusetts may not be the asshole of the USA, but it's certainly within farting distance.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (kqsXK)
I call that hatenip.
Posted by: pep at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (wW03z)
Not if it's been discarded in a public place. Like a used kleenex.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (h/uSM)
I am a little curious if I am all Scandi/Scots like the genealogists in the family say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
The Worm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (VM6ev)
I'd pay real money to watch her do 'the Robot'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)
Pay to me 500 rubles and will dance robot.exe.
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (BwJGV)
I wouldn't call it rape, but I would all it a violation of privacy and personal importance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (ogUTd)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (h/uSM)
You got to oil the machine now and then if you want to make sure it will work when you need it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: EPA at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (sQpUM)
What a shameless bint.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Naw. Shameless is Harvard for not firing the fraud.
Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 23, 2018 12:47 PM (bJEIc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 12:45 PM (kqsXK)
Clearly you've never been to Crystal City, Texas. The town La Raza took over in the 70s.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 23, 2018 12:47 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 12:47 PM (7LY+6)
Hey, teaching one class a semester is time-consuming and exhausting! Especially when you're also flipping foreclosed homes while railing about banks being vultures preying on the poor with rigged loans. Also, she was practicing law out of her Harvard office despite not be licensed to do so in MA.
Busy, busy, busy keeping all the hypocrisy and lies going all at once, you guys!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
Personally I'm feeling more of a Midget Eskimo today, not Indian.
But I'd at least reply to the Midget Eskimo's.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (tKW45)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (r9UYA)
.........
Whoa. I hope she's not going on Naked and Afraid.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (BwJGV)
Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (ogUTd)
So many clams in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (bJEIc)
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That's not too far fetched. I remember some dude helping out his loving, committed lesbian friends by being a sperm donor so they could be a real family.
Yep. He got stuck with child support.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (sQpUM)
Oblivion was pretty good, up until the ending. Not Tom Cruise's worst movie, that's for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (bsdd3)
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send in your own DNA and claim you used hers. one way to disprove you...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)
or blaze-codes carved into trees -- she just knows nothing of the White
Man and his "Paper Messages."
Or maybe she had passed out on her office floor after imbibing too much of the White Man's "firewater."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)
I don't know, but I bet her husband uses a paper bag
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (42M22)
Or publicly confront her.
"Senator Warren, I am growing tired, as I am sure you are too, of the incessant claims from the fascist and racist right wing that you are not a true native American.
Would you be willing to put this silly and obviously untrue charge to bed by submitting your DNA to a disinterested third party, such as 23Me or one of the other Geneology testing companies? I would be happy to pay the negligable costs."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Here is my diabolical plan.
Take a DNA swap from some random all-white caucasoid whitey-white white lady from, say, Minnesota. Send it into 23&Me under the name "Elizabeth Warren." Get the results back -- 100% white.
Then go public with them, CLAIMING to have gotten a swab of her DNA from a discarded water bottle. Say you have proof she's all white.
If she wants to debunk your claim, the ONLY way she could do it is by submitting to a DNA test of her own actual DNA.
Which would then of course reveal that she really is all-white anyway.
I told you it was diabolical.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (42M22)
It isn't working.
Posted by: troyriser at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (K8f5g)
She was busy -- she was also in charge of plotting ways to stop the Steel Mustangs from crossing their lands on their iron tracks.
A most excellent dig at "you didn't build it". Huzzah for Ace.
Posted by: Hands at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
The Worm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2018 12:41 PM (VM6ev)
I'd pay real money to watch her do 'the Robot'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)
Pay to me 500 rubles and will dance robot.exe.
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (BwJGV)
Not until your sampler of Russian Women arrives.
I've been burned before.
(Thanks Match dot com)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:40 PM
You can have mine.
Posted by: The Ficus at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (ctuyM)
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That's not too far fetched. I remember some dude helping out his loving, committed lesbian friends by being a sperm donor so they could be a real family.
Yep. He got stuck with child support.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (ks6bw)
There have been a few documented cases of sperm-jacking (shut up) where the female either took semen out of a used condom or stashed away post-beejer proceeds and impregnated herself.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (NWiLs)
The DNA sampling a forensic lab does is quite different.. and mostly used for matching..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (so+oy)
--Elizabeth Warren
**This "quote" is based upon speculation of what Sen. Warren's reasoning ignoring the invitations would be.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (Qqgx1)
We have pretty good documentation on all the paths back to the old countries (except the Scots in my family came via Canada, God knows what happened in that miasma) but I'm pretty sure that we got genetic diversity by being raped by Vikings and Moors.
People have had boats for a long time. Genes get around.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Hildabeast at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Some of those dogs can be real bitches.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (xJa6I)
And had most of the city fathers jailed over corruption couple of years ago...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (7LY+6)
No waste. Good for her.
Posted by: EPA at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (r9UYA)
But not zero emission.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (BwJGV)
Right out of the Dem playbook.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chief Illiniwek at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (hXeKX)
I've been burned before.
(Thanks Match dot com)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
What a shameless bint.
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didn't she claim she included it in hopes of connecting with other native Americans?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (h/uSM)
Maybe she was expecting the invitations to come by way of smoke-signals
They sent her a smoke- signal invite but it was windy that day.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)
I don't know, but I bet her husband uses a paper bag
Posted by: Jollyroger
Wish he'd use a sleeping bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (7OF+y)
They were people first and foremost, so any evidence of environmentalism is probably easily explained by laziness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (ks6bw)
*ahem*
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9b7u4z8
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
POF.com... ie plenty of fish..
its free...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (NgKpN)
11 Seriously, someone needs to follow her around to speeches and so forth, and fish her used cup or water bottle from the trash, swab the rim for DNA, and mail it in to 23&Me. Get a complete actual DNA profile of her.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 12:39 PM (42M22)
20% Neanderthal. Guar-on-teed!
Well, since they usually skew results to match your internet musings about your past, the report is sure to show at least 15% NatAm/IndigPeep.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (e1mEI)
I've been burned before.
(Thanks Match dot com)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
I met the wife via plentyoffish, for better and worse. So it does work, even for weirdos like us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (HgMAr)
Speaking of Indian giving, I finally had time to listen to the new Brent/Alex podcast yesterday, and went to the link and don't see a new one! What gives? Am I blind?
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (v6RRN)
They were people first and foremost, so any evidence of environmentalism is probably easily explained by laziness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:52 PM (ks6bw)
It's why a lot of them were basically nomadic. They'd go to one area, use up the resources, move to another, use up the resources and so on and so on. The whole "noble savage in perfect harmony with nature" thing is pure unadulterated horseshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (h/uSM)
- War Squaw Crazy Donk Warren
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Everyday is a good day to lie.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (BwJGV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (ks6bw)
Claims that you can get $12000 to go to college and that your immigration status will not be sent to Washington.
At first I thought it was a parody...it's not.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Hands at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (z5KQf)
"She talks too much, but says nothing," said another.
They sat and thought. "She talks much, and she smells like the dust that the whites put on their womens' faces."
They poked at the embers with sticks. "She wishes to live in the Great Lodge, but the People don't sabe. It will never happen."
"Never say that," said the second. "The People chose Soot. They chose him, twice."
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (O5Q3r)
--Elizabeth Warren
What? Like being a real indian?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (7OF+y)
Steel Mustangs from crossing their lands on their iron tracks.
And you know this? How.
Posted by: "Elizabeth H. Warren at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (sQpUM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (Sdzhg)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (398bZ)
I've been burned before.
(Thanks Match dot com)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
I met the wife via plentyoffish, for better and worse. So it does work, even for weirdos like us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (xJa6I)
I might take a look at it just for the hell of it. I have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (5OEn4)
In the new magic land.
The Indian and the buffalo,
They existed hand in hand
The Indian needed food,
He needed skins for a roof.
But he only took what they needed, baby.
Millions of buffalo were the proof.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (juCZM)
It isn't working.
Posted by: troyriser at February 23, 2018 12:49 PM (K8f5g)
She just needs to field dress a buffalo in an open space at Harvard. That'll convince everybody, plus she'll have some warm clothes for winter.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
You don't have to be lonely at Farmers Only dot com.
"Elite Singles" torques me off, because of the cheesy lounge singer warbling the half-assed syntactically-challenged jingle "Never more ready to fall in love again!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (BwJGV)
*****************
hear hear!
*stretches claw at camera*
Posted by: "panties" Pelosi at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (K0z2U)
If only the person who extended the invitation had even a rudimentary understanding of when the Great Cherokee Land Crabs migrated he would not have asked her during those all important dates in the Cherokees' year.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (7OF+y)
Or maybe she was just copping to being a shite lawyer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Hands at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: phoenixgirl HAPPY SPRING TRAINING DAY! at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (ks6bw)
But I'm a suburbanite. Does my redneck/Florida Cracker heritage count?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (NWiLs)
Yep. He got stuck with child support.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 12:48 PM (ks6bw)
Cue the "scorpion" line from Aesop's Fables.
You've got to laugh.
Hey dumbshit, women have been looking for a source of support for their children since time immemorial (and quite rightly, too). You just verified that nothing has changed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (YqDXo)
In her mind's eye she was re-living the trauma of being stampeded by a thundering herd of prairie crabs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (QLvwG)
And you know this? How.
Posted by: "Elizabeth H. Warren at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (ctuyM)
How
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I think the REAL Indian running against her for her seat offered to pay for such a test. She ignored him.
WHY is Elizabeth Warren so racist she just ignores the pleas of Indian minorities?!?! Both feather and dot kinds. Why Lizzie, how can you be so cruel?!
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (hvf9s)
Related point-- the downside of the "using all the parts of the bison" thing? They were wholly dependent on bison. When the bison dwindled, so did their fortunes.
Crippling over-specialization.
(Also reminds me of one of the best The Far Side cartoons-- "the one part we don't use.")
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 12:56 PM (YqDXo)
That guy was an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (O5Q3r)
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That sounds like South Shore shenanigans. Am I right?
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (gezYd)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (hLB6Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 23, 2018 12:46 PM (BwJGV)
---
when do we get those submissive Russian bots?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (h/uSM)
There is a a rez about 10 miles down the road from our ID redoubt and it could very well qualify as a super-fund site. No shit.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 12:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 12:58 PM (70cRb)
I've been burned before.
(Thanks Match dot com)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
I met the wife via plentyoffish, for better and worse. So it does work, even for weirdos like us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:53 PM (xJa6I)
I might take a look at it just for the hell of it. I have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)
That's the spirit!
Also good on you.
And good luck to you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
The DNA sampling a forensic lab does is quite different.. and mostly used for matching..
=====
Not in FBI labs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Just the punchline... at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (/CcIR)
Done to the tribe party standard Y-M-C-A.
That's what they always played at the casino.
Posted by: Come and Get Your Love at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (PQD/T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Same here.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Colin at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (ogUTd)
I met the wife via plentyoffish, for better and worse.
I'm plenty offish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (IqV8l)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (Z3wXf)
Thanks. I could use some good luck, plenty of fish or not.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
Lizzie sings: "Chair o' keys people..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (pNxlR)
Trolling and/or taunting, is my guess.
*Why* now, though? No idea.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (hXeKX)
I might take a look at it just for the hell of it. I have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)
That's the spirit!
Also good on you.
And good luck to you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah... I'm on there looking for future Ex Girlfriends!...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)
Claims that you can get $12000 to go to college and that your immigration status will not be sent to Washington.
At first I thought it was a parody...it's not.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 12:54 PM (K0z2U)
Welcome to my world. The parody/ not parody conundrum arises daily here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (YqDXo)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me. Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
Because there are no weird chicks on eharmony?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (lKyWE)
They're recording it this coming Sunday, and will be available sometime Monday.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (XMDuf)
I might take a look at it just for the hell of it. I have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)
That's the spirit!
Also good on you.
And good luck to you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah... I'm on there looking for future Ex Girlfriends!...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (NgKpN)
A wise man.
I'm tempted to start looking again at strip clubs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (O5Q3r)
---------
I knew it. And, I've never heard of you.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (gezYd)
Mrs. Zod has a friend who is seeking "that guy," and has been for years. She's weird. You will take her.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (Sdzhg)
***************
If we actually have the Supreme Court, they will rule that the 2nd A is a fundamental right that requires government to not infringe on voting/military age adults.
It would be nice to see the left eat one this way.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (K0z2U)
have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left
anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM
Go all in. Axe Body Wash, FTW!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (ctuyM)
Of course he did. Jelly spines thrive in the GOP.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)
Half flim flammer and scofflaw
My cheek bones say it all
I'm one of a kind
All my friends call me head squaw
I bilk the white man with my slush fund
Enjoy my omelettes with the crab, yum
Us injuns love them fine
You can find me in my wigwam
I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around
Posted by: fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Lone Wati at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (lkYi7)
Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)
She hot? Or at least cute? And not psycho?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
The DNA sampling a forensic lab does is quite different.. and mostly used for matching..
=====
Not in FBI labs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (MIKMs)
We have DNA evidence of collusion!
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Incompetence at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (BwJGV)
In other words-- #twoweeks?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
People in Utah actually use Tinder for finding dates, not just hook ups, but we're weird like that. Not sure if that would work other places. Had two people I know find their current spouses that way.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
Ha. Tried eHarmony a looong time ago. Waste of money.
Also, they bug you forever after you leave. Irritating.
Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (mPeei)
That crap started because there were only ca. two million of them (IIRC). Two million people in the entire United States couldn't significantly damage the environment if they tried.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (YqDXo)
Says, "Me haveum good news and bad news."
Tribe says, "Giveum bad news first."
Chief says, "There's no food. We have to eat buffalo shit all winter."
Tribe says, "Fuck. OK, giveum good news."
Chief says, "There's plenty to go around for everybody!"
Posted by: Fauxahontas at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (WXasw)
-
Speaking of, there's a big three volume set with all of his work and funny letters sent to him by newspapers from readers complaining about his humor.
Worth the $50 or so. It's amazing to realize how prolific he was. A clever and weird cartoon every day, day in and day out? Wow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (ks6bw)
Of course he did. Jelly spines thrive in the GOP.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)
He's a pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
I might take a look at it just for the hell of it. I
have nothing to lose but my dignity, and there ain't much of that left
anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM
Go all in. Axe Body Wash, FTW!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:01 PM (ctuyM)
Try some of that pheromone stuff. They'll be all over you. Get the human kind not the animal kind though because..well.. because.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (70cRb)
Trolling and/or taunting, is my guess.
*Why* now, though? No idea.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
Supposed to go up this Sunday from word yesterday.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (xJa6I)
Leave those college students alone!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (4lzWT)
Teases! Evil teases! Thanks for the info Lizzy.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (hvf9s)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (mPeei)
You strike me more as a Mickey's-in-grenades lass, Madame Secretary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (hvf9s)
Tinder by all other accounts is a vector for STDs. Also, it's for younger, cuter people than I. I'm not Quasimodo hideous but I ain't a movie star either.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
1) Most of club members were Shawnee, and the history between the Shawnee and my Cherokee people would have made the meeting awkward.
2) My tear dress was Athens dry cleaners.
3)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (Qqgx1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (ks6bw)
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We have it. My kids have worn it out. Literally, it's falling apart.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (gezYd)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2018 12:55 PM (Sdzhg)
I always knew Florida was full of caves.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (BwJGV)
Half the broads over 50 in Massachusetts must have Indian blood in them because they all look like Liz Warren.
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2018 12:59 PM (Z3wXf)
*sniff*
Why am I never enough for you?
Posted by: UniPuma at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:00 PM (xJa6I)
Leave those college students alone!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (YqDXo)
Hey, hot single moms are there, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (ks6bw)
WeirdMatch.com never quite took off.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (4lzWT)
I should start INTJmatch.com.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
Also, they bug you forever after you leave. Irritating.
Posted by: G. Gnome
That's why you use a burner email address.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (7OF+y)
I'm plenty offish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2018 12:57 PM (IqV8l)
checking my husbands search history.
feeling a little old and used up now.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (Z8j2x)
I won't even bother with Match or eharmony. I guarantee it would be a waste of money and effort. They don't have matches for weird people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 12:51 PM
*weird fist bump*
I'm an eharmony reject.
Posted by: Hands at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (EzdLW)
She hot? Or at least cute? And not psycho?
Behold! The spiral of lowering expectations!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (pNxlR)
A man's got to be realistic. I'm basically undateable so can't set my sights real high.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
WeirdMatch.com never quite took off.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (4lzWT)
I should start INTJmatch.com.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
Brb. Registering "MoronMatch.com"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (KUaJL)
She hot? Or at least cute? And not psycho?
Behold! The spiral of lowering expectations!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (pNxlR)
LOL. She a midget?...how short?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (70cRb)
One of the books was more of a "best of" but with commentary on the cartoons. The one where newspapers switched captions with other comics or cut off part of the panel (and ruined the joke) were hilarious and interesting (like the Hay Wire one)..
That one is worth it for the (over-)explanation of Cow Tools.
Also, the Thagomizer, which is apparently now the quasi-official name for the spikes on the end of a Stegosaurus's tail.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (HgMAr)
3) Trail of Tears was not a stop on the Red Line
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Carl 'Sticky Fingers' Larsson at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (Z8j2x)
Isn't that the Legislature's call?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (yQpMk)
over you. Get the human kind not the animal kind though because..well..
because.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM
Go on ...
Posted by: Cougar at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (ctuyM)
feeling a little old and used up now.
Posted by: willow
You would have your pick of the crop here.
Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (7OF+y)
There's better be some SUNDAY SUNDAY! SUNDAY! or SUPER SABADO GIGANTE! jokes around it.
Is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: it's me donna at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: it's me donna at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (O2RFr)
Never mind that she's whiter than me. Hell, she's whiter than BCochran.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (GdJ+p)
She hot? Or at least cute? And not psycho?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
Hot? Zod would hit it. Psycho? Zod would hit it.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Take her on a romantic date to a haunted graveyard, or to a MUFON conference!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (HgMAr)
Hey, hot single moms are there, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (xJa6I)
And they all have psychotic ex- boyfreinds who are pissed because she's making their lives miserable and she's banging you.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (lKyWE)
WeirdMatch.com never quite took off.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (4lzWT)
I should start INTJmatch.com.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
I thought about doing a similar thing for INTPs but then I realized that it would involve INTPs have social interactions.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Heh. Im not really into any of that stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: it's me donna at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (O2RFr)
Just sticking your nose in the air doesn't give one "high cheekbones".
Otherwise Barry O'bama would be the Injunest Injun who ever Injuned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: it's me donna at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (O2RFr)
Isn't that the Legislature's call?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (yQpMk)
I bet they'll cave just as easily as he has.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (BwJGV)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Iron Eyes" Warren at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Can't do psycho again.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
1) Most of club members were Shawnee, and the history between the Shawnee and my Cherokee people would have made the meeting awkward.
2) My tear dress was Athens dry cleaners.
3) No wampum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)
11 people are killed a day by kids texting on their dumb phones. Ban cell phones till are 21?
Et tu, Rick, Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:03 PM (4lzWT)
I should start INTJmatch.com.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
I thought about doing a similar thing for INTPs but then I realized that it would involve INTPs have social interactions.
Posted by: joncelli
4chanmatch.com
Your prospective date knows more about you than you do!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM
Just get a job in IT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)
Rick Scott announced that Fla. will raise age to purchase ANY firearm to 21.
Isn't that the Legislature's call?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:07 PM (yQpMk)
My thought too. Just voted down AR ban I thought. I just came back from looking at the Ruger 9mm carbine. Glock mags. Nice. i want to look at the Keltec 2000 recommended here. Beretta storm is out of price range but sweet.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (4lzWT)
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
I think I remember giving you instruction to "mate with a living human female" some months ago, with the idea that you'd break the seal and scale up from that. No luck?
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)
Gee, they could have kept Cruz from getting one if they'd just reported his history of violence.
The problem with Cruz wasn't that he was under 21.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Hey baby, want me to take a Kirlian photograph of your orgone field?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
1) Most of club members were Shawnee, and the history between the Shawnee and my Cherokee people would have made the meeting awkward.
2) My tear dress was Athens dry cleaners.
3) No wampum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
4) Just washed my buffalo and can't do a thing with it!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM
Just get a job in IT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)
Heh. Coding baffles me, but I could do basic tech support. I'd also probably make a good CIO.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: it's me donna at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM
Have you tried the ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (WXasw)
Your newsletter. You will deliver it to me.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Same here. And that's the problem with dating sites, because going by pictures alone, you never know what the real person is like.
I'm always reminded of the 18th century British MP John Wilkes, who was cross-eyed, squinty and, in general, rather ugly, but who yet managed to score some remarkable trim. When asked how he could despite his looks, he said, "I can talk past my face in half an hour."
I can do that, but. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)
Hey, hot single moms are there, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (xJa6I)
And they all have psychotic ex- boyfreinds who are pissed because she's making their lives miserable and she's banging you.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:09 PM (lKyWE)
Them, I can deal with.
It's the breakups from them going back to their girlfriends that leave a mark.
But...good times, all the same.
I'm just daydreaming, I doubt I'm still the catnip I once was there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
https://twitter.com/va_shiva/status/963852229714247681
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)
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Remember Mike Pence and the RFRA pizza place? Not a fan of either of them.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)
No. Still *counts on fingers* 7 years and running.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
My ex-wife said she could read people's auras. Mine was especially colorful.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (398bZ)
Wouldn't she be better off saying "well, I went on ancestry.com, and it looks like I, like millions of Americans, was misinformed about my heritage. Family lore and real fact got confused, turns out I'm 100% WASP. Sorry guys!" now and getting this out of the way then having it keep come up every time she runs for election or says / does anything?
The media will cover for her and say "yes, yes, no big deal." and will ignore the fact that she seemingly used her "person of color" (cough) status for career advancement.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
uhhh... sounds like one should probably wash one's hands before doing that.
And after.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (EFvVi)
............
They make dolls for that. And if you're really wealthy, robots.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (HgMAr)
1) Most of club members were Shawnee, and the history between the Shawnee and my Cherokee people would have made the meeting awkward.
2) My tear dress was Athens dry cleaners.
3) No wampum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)
4)Needed to find a use for every last part of the buffalo.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (BwJGV)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM (MxEKc)
Hunter/gather, preferably loincloth sans. That way you can't "carry concealed." Even Warren deserves to see a cock once in her life.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
feeling a little old and used up now.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:05 PM (Z8j2x)
*hugs willow*
I hope you're being sarcastic, dear lady. On line, it's hard to tell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:06 PM (70cRb)
Notice that I didn't use the line "AtC short?" It was there, it was easy. except for The Ravage. Been there done that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: wooga at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (hyJz8)
As for the wife- lovely cheek bones and brunette.
Posted by: Come and Get Your Love at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (PQD/T)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
Your prospective date knows more about you than you do!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:11 PM (7OF+y)
And has been running up your credit card bills for 2 years already!
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (XMDuf)
This is never a good idea.
Posted by: wooga at February 23, 2018 01:14 PM (hyJz
I don't even like to check my own search history.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (4lzWT)
Failure is contagious; that kind of failure is terminal. There is no hope for you; put a picture of your dominant hand in your wallet, and carry on as best you can.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (XMDuf)
Practice makes perfect!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (jnLXM)
Hunter/gather, preferably loincloth sans. That way you can't "carry concealed." Even Warren deserves to see a cock once in her life.
"Why are they always soft, Mom?"
"Hush up and keep shelling those peas, dear."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
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None of us here is as 29 as we think we are anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (gezYd)
Gonna wait until people are 21 until you tax their income?
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (PiDY/)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
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None of us here is as 29 as we think we are anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (gezYd)
True. Time marches on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (xJa6I)
...........
Is Rick Scott also going to raise the age to 21 for Floridians to enlist in military?
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (yhf6w)
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Would like to know if you find Thai Lady Boys or Japanese Tentacle Porn. I think we would all enjoy that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)
Lawrence Tribe surely will object - 14-18 year olds are our BESTEST and BRIGHTEST!
Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (Z8j2x)
Instead of Fauxcohontas how about Runs From Truth?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:15 PM (2LelM)
Dances With Truth didn't catch on.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (lKyWE)
True, but there is the problem of legit Native Americans losing out to jobs she's gotten (at U Penn, IIRC).
And then there's her Senate opponent who has made #FakeIndian his primary hit on her. She now *can't* give in without giving him - and Trump - a yuuuuge victory.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
I've never been catnip.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (MIKMs)
Hey now, I've never been anywhere NEAR Willow's computer!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Oh I know that. And the carrying on part is something I've considered not doing from time to time.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
Covfefe. Out nose.
New monitor. You owe me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)
lol
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (Z8j2x)
New monitor. You owe me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (kqsXK)
And sinus repair surgery.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
You could kill two birds with one stone and go to Church and join their singles group.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (4lzWT)
4 Ear to the ground, herd of buffalo charging
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (z5KQf)
1) Most of club members were Shawnee, and the history between the Shawnee and my Cherokee people would have made the meeting awkward.
2) My tear dress was Athens dry cleaners.
3) No wampum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
4) Just washed my buffalo and can't do a thing with it!
5) It would have been too hard to try keeping up the con in front of actual Native Americans.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (Qqgx1)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (z5KQf)
"Who invited Trigglypuff?!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro VT at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (SkuXa)
female" some months ago, with the idea that you'd break the seal and
scale up from that. No luck?
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM
So, you advise to start with a seal.
Presumably, the next up-the-scale interaction is with a dolphin?
Straight to human next? Or are there other intermediates, such as sea lion or manatee?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: jumping out of an airplane at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (4lzWT)
I'm not hypocritical enough to go to church for any reason at this point.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Gonna wait until people are 21 until you tax their income?
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (PiDY/)
This pisses me off because it's buying the lefts premise that WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
On the flip side, I don't really care how old you have to be to buy guns, alcohol, or cigarettes since I'm past those minimum ages. I wouldn't have much of an objection in general if a state raised the age to purchase rifles from 18 to 21 (as many have done over the past few decades or whatever)
At 18, I would have been PISSED though. ha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (F5+ro)
An FBI "expert" could be found to testify the sample proves Warren is 1/8th Cherokee, and the MSM would push that finding 24/7 as she campaigned as first native American Indian ....
But the damage is already done I think, and at most she was 1/32nd, which qualified her for no standing ... and even that was probably false.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 01:19 PM (MIKMs)
I guess...something about the intersection of dog and man? Still life vs living subjects?
Dunno, I like dogs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:20 PM (4lzWT)
Hee. I think that depends on the church...
Posted by: G. Gnome, who still has mightmares from the singles ward at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (juCZM)
5. Prius go to Happy Hunting Ground.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Church is not for the sinless. It is for the sinners.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (4lzWT)
Yeah, try the ONT for hookups.--
Posted by: NCKate
I 've rarely posted here (mostly lurk) but I seem to recall a brief episode on the ONT about a year ago when a male poster was hinting that he was kinda looking, and a female regular mentioned one of her friends, along with a brief verbal description of her. Some back-and-forth ensued about a possible meeting. Then "Admiral Ackbar" broke in and declared "IT'S A TRAP!"
Got a laugh out of that.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (Z8j2x)
Church is a hospital, not a club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)
female" some months ago, with the idea that you'd break the seal and
scale up from that. No luck?
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:12 PM
So, you advise to start with a seal.
Presumably, the next up-the-scale interaction is with a dolphin?
Straight to human next? Or are there other intermediates, such as sea lion or manatee?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (ctuyM)
"Scale Up" implies reptiles. So I'm thinking an Alligator comes after the seal.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Jolo at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (WrMOC)
https://www.dangerous.com/41605/ gq-writer-wants-black-people-start-barking-white-people-no-reason/
GQ Writer Wants Black People to Start Barking at White People for No Reason
"One thing, however, that we can and definitely should start doing is what [fictional character] M’Baku and his Que Dog Jabari tribe did when encountering a problematic white dude who was speaking when there was no ask or need or purpose for the thoughts and opinions of problematic white dudes.
Bark.
A Wakandan bark. A bark meant to communicate, “Um, who told you that you can speak? When it is time for your words, we will let you know. And maybe that time will never come. We’ll see. Now, just shut up and stand there. Maybe get on your phone and Google ‘How not to be a colonizer.’ Whatever you do, I want to hear you not speaking.”
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If this keeps up, seriously, I think White American will just "go Galt" en masse, and society will disintegrate in about 14 days.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (XMDuf)
No. Wrong direction!
Posted by: Your reptillian overlords at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:13 PM (xJa6I)
I've never been catnip.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
But you are witty and wise. Go with that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (AitUl)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (WXasw)
Hah! I remember that ONT well. It was petty funny. Almost as funny as the dating advice the horde likes to dish out.
Posted by: IC at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (XMDuf)
Don't stick your dick in Crocodilydae.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (39g3+)
Gonna wait until people are 21 until you tax their income?
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2018 01:17 PM (PiDY/)
this is a great comment. also obamacare -abortion argument.
when is an adult-non adult responsible?
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (Z8j2x)
Top 5 reasons Warren did not meet with Native American club at Harvard:
6) She would have had to pass through an ancient indian burial ground to get there
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (lKyWE)
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Yeah well reign it in , Spaceboy.
Unless you are the Royal Heir to the Throne of Florida , your happy ass can help to create and submit a bill for a vote in the State legislature.
And wait for the result.
Posted by: jumping out of an airplane at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (XMDuf)
No. Wrong direction!
Posted by: Your reptillian overlords at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (KUaJL)
Oh God damn it, who let the "V"s in?
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (XMDuf)
At 18, I would have been PISSED though. ha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Especially if you had a wife and a baby and the state is telling you you can't protect your family.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (7OF+y)
Church is a hospital, not a club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)
I think God is at best a father who went for smokes and never came back, at worst a sadistic dickhole. I'm not going to go to a place of worship and pretend.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)
GQ Writer Wants Black People to Start Barking at White People for No Reason
Sit, Ubu, Sit!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
Guessing he got the idea from the Black Panther movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (xJa6I)
Warren is a common English and Irish surname and a masculine given derived from the French surname, "de Warenne", a reference to various places La Varenne and Varennes.
So basically Choctaw.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (xJa6I)
Witty and wise doesn't pull tail.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)
I haven't seen the film but people who have describe that scene as super cringey because they aren't so much barking as... hooting. While dressed as a gorilla. Very uncomfortable to watch, I've heard. But apparently that's how this guy thinks black people should act.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (jnLXM)
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Well, then they really ought to install a stripper pole.
(Just a joke. DON'T SUGGEST THIS TO POPE FRANCIS!!!)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
This could have delayed Cruz' massacre until 2020!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (oVJmc)
I'm on many of those sites because it's job related seriously.
Many of the women are faked profiles
For fun, I did a profile where instead of being earnest or descriptive I just told dirty stories
And I was continually swamped with replies and offers to meet up.
Take from this what you will
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (z5KQf)
Bark at the wrong cop and he'll shoot you.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (7OF+y)
__________________________________
*spoken with a Thurston Howell dialect*
That's because we are from the high Cherokee tribe, not the low Cherokee and their ilk.
We are the ones with the high cheekbones and large portfolios.
Please be a good man and pass the caribou chutney.
Posted by: Lizzy the Squaw at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (AitUl)
Posted by: Sassy at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (118w3)
OT man, but maybe you know: If I want to set up a DBA for WA state, is that something I can pay you to do? Or do I need to work with an attorney in WA state?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (yQpMk)
Within state boundaries, yes. If you ship it out of state, or receive it from outside the state, it has to go through a FFL.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
Don't. Don't pretend. Don't go and "act like a Christian." Just go and be you. Maybe you'll find out some things aren't as you thought they were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (a0IVu)
This reminds me of Johnny. Did he drop back in and tell us how Valentine's Day went? We gave him lots of advice.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (hLB6Q)
Anything?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (AitUl)
yes, don't approach is the signal i recieved.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (Z8j2x)
7) She hates fuckin' Chickasaws.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (AitUl)
*type*
*deletes*
[insert comment about how they've kinda already been doing this at places like the PO and DMV....is that racist? I can't even tell anymore, just know hostility when it's glaring me in the face, particularly since the #BLM stuff started...]
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (W+vEI)
A Wakandan bark. A bark meant to communicate, "Um, who told you that you can speak? When it is time for your words, we will let you know. And maybe that time will never come. We'll see. Now, just shut up and stand there. Maybe get on your phone and Google 'How not to be a colonizer.' Whatever you do, I want to hear you not speaking."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (42M22)
That guy is in serious need of a dental rearrangement.
Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (xjiRE)
Still love that Daily Mail proved that her family recipes were as stolen as her ethnic valor.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (vDqXW)
Do you need funding to visit Her Grace. It would be EPIC!
Well, if you get to know her first, take her out to dinner and dancing, followed by jewelry from Jewels45, and flowers. And then the 4 page consent form notarized and filed with a local Woke Woman's group.
And no, I am not sure this is sarcasm.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (hyuyC)
This, of course, will make me want to take them much more seriously...
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (O5Q3r)
So then, Florida would have to outlaw possession by 18-20 yearolds to make them a "prohibited person" or any law would be of limited effect, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (Z8j2x)
Good way to get bopped on the nose, really.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Roy at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (ABjxW)
That's because we are from the high Cherokee tribe, not the low Cherokee and their ilk.
We are the ones with the high cheekbones and large portfolios.
Please be a good man and pass the caribou chutney.
Posted by: Lizzy the Squaw
They did call us the Civilized Tribe.....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (jCN1w)
Posted by: rickl at February 23, 2018 01:28 PM (xjiRE)
Destructive orthodontics?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (jnLXM)
*type*
*deletes*
[insert comment about how they've kinda already been doing this at places like the PO and DMV....is that racist? I can't even tell anymore, just know hostility when it's glaring me in the face, particularly since the #BLM stuff started...]
Posted by: Lizzy
More and more, I've become convinced that the goal -- not an unintentional side-effect, but the actual goal -- of all the race-based abrasive in-your-face insulting SJWism is to create generations of white racists. A lot of leftist narratives are based on some fantasy of a "racist America" that doesn't exist any more, and so those narratives look ludicrous and the Left stalls as a political movement. Solution? So infuriate whites that they DO become as racist as the Left wants them to be. Then and only then can the left accurately say, "See? All you crackers is racist."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (42M22)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (7OF+y)
I'm like 90% you can still have a gun in your house if you're under 21, you just can't buy one. So if it's really a protection thing, your dad can you buy you a shotgun and you can keep it in the closet or whatever.
I don't know. Whatever. Again, this stuff just annoys me, but FL is way more 10 miles from my house, so..
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (F5+ro)
You are little, but not circus midget little as I'd come to expect.
Posted by: Col. Hans Landa at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (fuK7c)
He really doesn't see how this can backfire? Is he supposed to be one of our media elites? Bcz sounds like he qualifies.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (hLB6Q)
Raising the age from 18 to 21 is quite inconsistent with the age considered to be an adult, to vote, and not to mention military service. Some might counter with alcohol which is not in the constitution as a right.
I don't like it, why not make it 30 if its just picking a random age?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:23 PM (xJa6I)
Witty and wise doesn't pull tail.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)
Cocky + funny does
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (xJa6I)
Bark at the wrong cop and he'll shoot you.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23
Thread winner.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (SkuXa)
It could be worse. Married, been at least 12 years with no end in sight. No hope for that here. Must focus on another joy. My hope is in Christ, not my wife. She once told me God wants me to suffer. Okay, then Job it is. Though he slay me I will trust Him.
Posted by: Patiently Waiting For the End of Time at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (PQD/T)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (hqQ+Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Second look at the Church of Satan?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (kqsXK)
This could have delayed Cruz' massacre until 2020!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (oVJmc)
Of maybe a car bomb before that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (4lzWT)
Posted by: IC at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (EFvVi)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM
Dude. The brain is a woman's biggest sex-organ by far. At least, for any woman you actually want to engage with. Witty is a huge turn-on for those women. Word play is a fantastic catnip.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (3WpEh)
Its working if that's the goal. Seriously, their behavior is making me less a "you're just folks" Person into "what the hell is with those guys??" They are pushing people to be more racist, not less so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (0ogQG)
I like Warren's authentic Indian recipe, "Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing." I didn't know that the Cherokee had access to crab meat, imported mustard, cognac and Worcestershire sauce.
And stay away from the buffalo mayonnaise
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Patiently Waiting For the End of Time at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (PQD/T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (8+Ozj)
Papoose flush invitation down toilet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (kqsXK)
Then the Dad would be breaking Federal Law.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (4lzWT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)
Church is a fried chicken, not a hospital.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (42M22)
I grew up in the '90s / '00s, and just my personal observation but I don't think a lot of the music I listened to (Eminem, for example) or TV Shows I watched (Chappelle's Show) would ever be made / released / popular today.
There seems to be much more of a racial edge.
And in the last few years, I've really noticed a lot more white people making comments to me that kind of put me back a little bit. Not necessarily racist, but there does seem to be more of a racial division now then previously.
And yes, it does seem to be pushed by an alliance of white limousine liberals and angry black people
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (F5+ro)
Anything?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (AitUl)
yes, don't approach is the signal i recieved.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (Z8j2x)
Woof Woof Woff... that's my other dog impression ....
Posted by: Oddball at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (NgKpN)
side-effect, but the actual goal -- of all the race-based abrasive
in-your-face insulting SJWism is to create generations of white racists.
We'll call it....Obama-ism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)
All the Ace folks around here are dudes, so not really an option
Yeah, if you are looking for chicks, go to Hot Air.
*Disclaimer: Many of the "chicks" at Hot Air are actually dudes. They are not even dudes pretending to be chicks, they are just dudes,trying to,be dudes but still coming across as hyper-feminine.*
Posted by: tankdemon at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (Qqgx1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (xJa6I)
You'll need a WA attorney, but odds are you can do it yourself. You might be able to find the information you need here:
http://bls.dor.wa.gov/tradename.aspx
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)
So don't pretend. Just watch, and listen. You'll meet some nice folks.
Seriously. I't's sometimes good to get out of the hole.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (CPk08)
your state a fundamental right? An 18 year old in Florida can enter into
contracts, marry, vote, enter the military, are considered adults in
legal proceedings, etc but will be prohibited from obtaining a firearm,
enumerated in the bill of rights.
Posted by: Jen the original
This is all covered under The Good And Plenty Clause.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (39g3+)
My own experience anecdotally is that it's destroying the myth of "racial unity".
Actual, normal black folk think this shit is retarded too. They'd rather hang with a sane white guy who respects them than a batshit crazy brother.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (jnLXM)
Posted by: Davis at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (EFvVi)
Oy...
I was in part of that thread. Didn't hear the denouement though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 23, 2018 01:33 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (z5KQf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (oVJmc)
Oh right, that'll go over well.
How about this for a rejoinder: "Wakanda is fiction. Detroit is reality."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (4lzWT)
I'm not 100% sure on that. I think it would be legal in most states for a parent to transfer a firearm to a child, even if the child was under the age of 21.
I don't know though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: NCKate
Pssssst. Johnny. Hidden cameras.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien
Cher actually is 1/16 Cherokee. (Not a "half-breed" as she sang in the '70s, but a "one-sixteenth breed"). So she has at least some lame claim to being a bit Indian (notice how she never brags about being mostly Armenian).
Cher's heritage is what Elizabeth Warren wishes she had.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (42M22)
Wow.
That's quite a plan, for 1999.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (oVJmc)
Hahahaha -
I love me some ettes...however, this is bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (PiDY/)
Yeah, I can see that.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (kqsXK
Fuck that guy too. My antipathy toward the Almighty notwithstanding, I have a very strong moral code.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (42M22)
---
I think you're discounting their wish-fulfillment too much there. White racists don't exists in castles in the sky.
You're just describing the unintended side effects, and if anything is true of most progressives it's the inability to anticipate unintended consequences--or that things might not "just work".
Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DaveA at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (ctuyM)
If you have some looks to go along with it. Otherwise, it just makes you look goofy.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (v6RRN)
7) She hates fuckin' Chickasaws.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 23, 2018 01:27 PM (398bZ
Who doesn't hate fuckin' Chickasaws? Damn beyotch gave me the clap!
Posted by: Meriwether Lewis at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (kqsXK)
One of the characters in the comics was known as "Man-Ape" at one point. Marvel wisely left that part out of the film.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:22 PM (XMDuf)
Not an alligator, a python.
Posted by: Natasia Kinski at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (Qqgx1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
I don't know though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
It's called a gift. It's how I got a .410 for my 16th birthday.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (SkuXa)
Warren's "dreamcatcher" is a woven Indian ornament meant to snare bad dreams. Insomniac's "dreamcatcher" is a 2x4 and a box of condoms.
Posted by: Zod at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (42M22)
I've thought this for a LONG time.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2018 01:29 PM (42M22)
FIFY
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (BwJGV)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2018 01:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 23, 2018 01:36 PM (jCN1w)
Plenty of other stuff to bring up about her of course. Faulty dishonest scholarship, the creation of the gold-plated unaccountable Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, "You didn't build that," etc.
The fake Indian thing really resonates though, doesn't it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2018 01:36 PM (cnrwJ)
Cherokees and Choctaws were enemies....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
==========
Liar! Native Americans lived in peace and harmony, sharing ideas and long, lost great technology in a pre-climate change utopia!
H8R!!!!!
Posted by: SJW's at February 23, 2018 01:36 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: NCKate at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (EFvVi)
Still makes me laugh. So then we all warned him he was playing with fire, and he was so not buying that. Maybe we were right and that's why we haven't heard.
Or, could be the married couple he was in the middle of...which we also warned him about.
Hmmm....maybe he just doesn't like our dating advice. Heh.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 23, 2018 01:36 PM (hLB6Q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2018 12:42 PM (jnLXM)
"Stevie Ray Vaughn...'s little brother...is our lead guitarist" isn't a recipe for a long musical career.
Posted by: Downcast at February 23, 2018 01:37 PM (Fz+VE)
Upon purchase he has to answer whether he is buying the firearm for anyone else.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:37 PM (4lzWT)
"GQ Writer Wants Black People to Start Barking at White People for No Reason"
If some urban thugs are playing the knock-out game, should the barking come before or after the knock-out?
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 23, 2018 01:37 PM (MxEKc)
(Just a joke. DON'T SUGGEST THIS TO POPE FRANCIS!!!)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 23, 2018 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
I have this thing where I see the parallel deterioration of the Catholic Church and Major League Baseball. Both are being ruined by the designated hitter, both seem to be less concerned with winning and losing, and more with flashiness and made-up statistics.
Both are so overly concerned about the pace of the game, are obsessed with interleague play, have no respect for the old timers, and seem to be perfectly alright with hell on Earth (i.e. the Cubs winning the World Series).
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2018 01:37 PM (9chmE)
I'm sorry, society. We millennials ruin everything.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y72c7zy8
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:31 PM (ctuyM)
i find this accurate. also demeanor, looks are a plus , but not necesay.
other ettes want to chime in?
or not, i'm not the boss her.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (Z8j2x)
BUt this latest round of trying to stir people upto hate each other until racism becomes not just the realm of the dull and ignorant but the reasonable and informed? That's another creature entirely.
The trick is to remember that its not black folks that are the problem, its the radical left trying to pit us against each other: THEY are the enemy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (4lzWT)
Or "Hamilton was a white guy".
Posted by: tu3031 at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (O5Q3r)
Thus, their yen for hideous rock stars and guys like Fabio.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 23, 2018 01:30 PM (kqsXK
Uh,no...probbaly not The Church os Satan is largely made up pf people who don't believe in Satan or God, but like putting their fingers in the eyes of Christians and conservatives. The motto-or one motto is "Do what you will". IS is pissed at God. I don't think he's really annoyed at most Christians. Besides if you belong to that church you are professing allegiance to the Devil even if you don't believe in him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (8+Ozj)
I love me some ettes...however, this is bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (PiDY/)
It's just something that girls, trying to be nice, tell ugly guys so that they think they have a shot.
Ladies, honesty is always the best policy.
Tell them the truth! It will make them feel better. The real advice should be that "even if you're ugly with no personality, the key to a womans heart is through your wallet."
I kid, I kid.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (F5+ro)
415 Sorry I posted that. If only there was a delete function.
Posted by: Patiently Waiting For the End of Time at February 23, 2018 01:32 PM (PQD/T)
Assbanning. An unpersoning that rivals that practiced by the SovComs.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (e1mEI)
ok im not really. but you must know where they absconded to.
looks at pixi
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Professor Warren at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (pAx+1)
I'm not 100% sure on that. I think it would be legal in most states
for a parent to transfer a firearm to a child, even if the child was
under the age of 21.
=====
IL I had to have a notarized permission for kidlet to get a FOID (Firearm Owners ID) when she was under 21.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 23, 2018 01:39 PM (MIKMs)
Oh right, that'll go over well.
How about this for a rejoinder: "Wakanda is fiction. Detroit is reality."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 23, 2018 01:34 PM (WXasw)
Better? Wakanda is a Monarchy, and the King is selected by being the BEST Warrior... ie... beating the crap out of everyone...
And he outlawed the opposition party... there is no freedom of speech in Wakanda... just the rule of the strong...
So if that what they really want???
I'm your Huckleberry....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 23, 2018 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Yeah they left out the name but there's a guy kinda like him in there, in the hooting scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)
Two things.
Get Jewels45 to make a manly bracket saying Delete My Browser History for your husband.
You are a wonderful voice here, and I hope your husband cherishes you as much as we respect you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:37 PM (4lzWT)
You can buy a firearm for someone else as a gift.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (4lzWT)
Bartender comes over and says "Hey buddy, dogs are allowed in here."
Guy: "This is a talking dog, and can answer any question."
Bartender: "Bullsh*t. Get out of here."
Guy: "I'll bet you double or nothing. If he does, my drinks are free, otherwise I'll pay double."
Bartender: "Ok. (looks at dog and points above his head) "What's that up there"?
Dog: "Woof!"
Bartender: "Arrrrgh! Ok, one drink."
Guy: (later) "How about another?"
Bartender: "Ok. Who was the greatest home-run hitter of all?"
Dog: "Woof!"
Bartender: "That's it! You're outta here!" (has bouncer bounce the guy)
Dog: "Was it Joe Dimaggio?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:42 PM (Z8j2x)
Uhhhh......WTF?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2018 01:43 PM (W+vEI)
...
And it is, of course, conveniently encased in a layer of bone. You can't touch it without horrible, potentially fatal results.
Ah , the feminine mystique.
Posted by: skip intro at February 23, 2018 01:44 PM (x25VP)
i'm hoping other ettes back me up hee.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:45 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)
other ettes want to chime in?
or not, i'm not the boss her.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:38 PM (Z8j2x)
Absolutely, willow. My husband and I just sort of hit it off right away. He drove a beater car, but he was (and is) kind and we had similar interests. One of my pets who was usually scared of strangers liked him too.
Posted by: stace at February 23, 2018 01:45 PM (6HFDU)
i'm hoping other ettes back me up hee.
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Size of wallet has merit as well as girth.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2018 01:46 PM (2LelM)
Yes. However, persons less than 18 years of age may only receive and possess handguns with the written permission of a parent or guardian for limited purposes, e.g., employment, ranching, farming, target practice or hunting."
http://bit.ly/2BO6Q67
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:48 PM (Z8j2x)
Last I heard she was on her 4th husband. Her 4th husband was a guy I knew, with so many issues, crust under the crust, that he makes Insomniac a song and dance man.
Last I heard from him he was laughing and smiling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 01:50 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 23, 2018 01:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2018 01:52 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:48 PM (Z8j2x)
Yep, and I don't want to sit here and dis my husband's looks, but let's just say he was less good looking than almost all the other guys i had dated. But I chose him.
Posted by: stace at February 23, 2018 01:55 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:56 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 01:57 PM (Z8j2x)
I don't care who said this. They are none of my business.
Anything that turns NDNz into some kind of "model minority" (like those smart hardworking Asians-- wtf is one of those, Hmong, Camboz, Nammies, Lao, Pinoy?) is less than unadulterated horseshit."
The entire "noble savage" concept was inspired by a corrupt Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey named Rousseau. And the "in harmony with nature meme" is a commie watermelon environmentalism construct.
European ethnocentricity. Aint it a bitch. Lower than horseshit and whale shit.
Did the Plains tribes invent the riflery used by hide hunters which decimated buffalo herds? The mass kill by fur traders is well-documented. Is the buffalo drop a myth. Nope. But it was effective. Did it lead to carcasses rotting on the ground to any near extent as rotting carcasses left by the trader's hunters ? Nope.
Consuming resources like game and gathering wild plant-based sustenance for most tribes *REQUIRED* moving in defined areas that shifted with war and treaties before the United States started running things. It wasn't idyllic. But it wasn't like the Paiutes in Nevada took off for Connecticut where there was more readily available water and it wasn't so hot all the time.
There is a lot of misinformation out there about us.... all of us. But when it comes to NDNz it is to the extreme.
Diz "Fauxcahontas" Moron doesn't help much. She is a diseased cynic. Good luck with that, Diz.
Posted by: Nosferatu at February 23, 2018 01:59 PM (ghzHY)
Posted by: Mst3k at February 23, 2018 02:00 PM (denoq)
Nope.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 23, 2018 01:41 PM (4lzWT)
Yes, I promise you -- you can buy a firearm for someone else as a gift. I have done it. It's not a straw purchase if you are buying it with your money then gifting it to someone else.
It only becomes legally iffy if you are buying it ON BEHALF of someone else. So if I gave you the money to go buy me a gun and the intent the entire time was for you to just walk in, fill out the paper work, use my cash, then hand me the gun, then it's a straw purchase.
If you say, "Harry Paratestes, I love your comments and would love to buy you an AR-15" and you lived in the same state as me (which allows person to person transfers), then you could go out, buy an AR-15, and then come over to my house and hand it to me.
All completely legal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 02:01 PM (F5+ro)
All completely legal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2018 02:01 PM (F5+ro)
and yet, here i am without anything!
(kidding) but i didn't know that!
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2018 02:06 PM (Z8j2x)
_____________________________
I believe the proper turn of phrase is "...then the Mighty Thunderbird summons the runs." Nightrain has a tendency to do the same. I went to college, I know these things.
Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2018 02:10 PM (RkGXy)
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Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2018 02:21 PM (q177U)
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Could have been any number of other high cheek boned female idiots on campus. Sure it was me? -Elizabeth Warren
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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)