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US Jobless Claims Fall to Lowest Level in 45 Years
We have not seen jobless claims hit this low a level since Watergate was in the news -- 1973.The number of Americans filing for unemployment benefits fell to a near 45-year low last week, pointing to strong job growth in February, which should continue to underpin the economy. ... Claims for six states, including California, were estimated because of Monday's Presidents Day holiday. While that probably distorted last week's data, the underlying trend in claims was consistent with a robust labor market. "Firms are extraordinarily unwilling to part company with workers reflecting, in all likelihood, the difficulty of replacing them," said John Ryding, chief economist at RDQ Economics in New York. Economists polled by Reuters had forecast claims unchanged at 230,000 in the latest week. It was the 155th straight week that claims remained below the 300,000 threshold, which is associated with a strong labor market. That is the longest such stretch since 1970, when the labor market was much smaller.
Meanwhile, Trump has popped to 48% approval in the latest Rasmussen poll. Obama was at 45% at this point in his presidency.
The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Wednesday shows that 48% of Likely U.S. Voters approve of President Trump's job performance. Fifty-one percent (51%) disapprove.Donny Two Scoops gonna be Donny Two Terms?
Hm, maybe Trump will cancel the 2020 election after all, if only to save money and bother. Save that money and build a wall with it!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheATL at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (yFgwo)
That is the governing philosophy of the seditious, communist media in this country.
Media Delenda Est.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: William Kristol at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (4e+hS)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (z13UD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (abGKJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (xGaZm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (2sCft)
That Trump as Braveheart trailer is hilarious.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Parker at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (S9J47)
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)
I've actually done this but it just went over the dickhead's head. Phucker didn't get it.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)
Hm, maybe Trump will cancel the 2020 election after all, if only to save money and bother. Save that money and build a wall with it!
The Rooskies would never allow it - they need the work.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (vDqXW)
Heh. Good one.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:32 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 05:32 PM (r+sAi)
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BREAKING: Robert Mueller Files New Charges In Russia Investigation
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WILLOWED
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 05:32 PM (y3aQB)
The truly interesting stuff will happen soon. With so few workers available will the ten million or so who took themselves out of the job market from 2000-2017 decide to step back in?
Because that would be so awesome to our national economy and deficit. It gives me a minor woody - pudgy, with respectable girth - just imagining it happening.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (2FqvZ)
As people go back into the job market, it would not be a surprise if the unemployment rate went up, due to the unemployed now SEEKING employment, so back in the labor force count.
Obama got UE numbers down by driving people away from even trying to get a job, so not counted in the labor force.
but I'm too lazy to dig into the underlying numbers ... blacks taking jobs from illegals sounds like a good enough explanation to me.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Brent's and AlexTheChick's Podcast is Back!
++++
The latest podcast at that link is from almost a year ago. March 2017.
#fakenews Sad!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (xGaZm)
It still cracks me up that he's President. Every day.
Posted by: Kensington at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (z13UD)
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM
Damn you, can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Ben Stein's money at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (EzdLW)
Ham sandwiches hardest hit.
Apparently they are topped with Russian dressing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM
Well, duh...the joke only makes sense in the original Russian.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (bT8Z4)
Labor force participation rates have been creeping up slowly.
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (5OEn4)
*drools*
*furiously tries to remove cat hair from under dentures*
Posted by: Nancy P. at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (H0hPC)
Has Ben Shapiro spoken yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)
This is because of all the hiring to cut the desert grass I bet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
I dunno..labor shortage might see Pelosi and Schumer mowing away down south..*oh dear, that does not sound right*
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (vNXqd)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Democrat News Media at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (cGlgB)
Boy, Donny Deutsch is gonna be so upset, he only might be able to take one Rambone dildo up his colon tonight.
SO SAD.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (D6nbp)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (vNXqd)
59
Pay no attention... it's just crumbs!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (FTXAT)
Great minds... :-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (v1Tpk)
former Trump campaign aides Manafort and Gates, includes tax and bank
fraud charges
Thank God for the Republic. Mueller has spent millions unearthing....what?.... tax violations?
What a dogged sleuth he is.
I'm trembling because I have some unpaid library fines from 50 years ago and Fearless Fosdick here probably has a crack team hot on my trail too.
If you all don't hear from me anymore you'll know what happened to me.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (W+vEI)
Meanwhile, the press is doing everything it can to tear down President Trump and President Trump is at 48%.
Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM
You know the continuous 17 year long downward slope of the LPR? Pointing up. A little early to call, but definitely no longer dropping.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (2FqvZ)
If he wants to run, and if there aren't unassailable election shenanigans and if George Soros doesn't try to tank the economy as he did before an election,,and..and..and.....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: This...is CNN at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (O5Q3r)
With the end of some of the ACA mandates, there has been a huge move of part time people to full time jobs. This doesn't exactly "show up", but it is there, nonetheless.
this makes a lot of difference to a lot of people out there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Zombie Momma Cass at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (v1Tpk)
We have a great plan to fix that. It involves replacing metal and concrete with luxurious grass and wages with a bag of beans.
Posted by: Democrats and GOPe, BIRM at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (H8S+R)
BREAKING: Robert Mueller Files New Charges In Russia Investigation
Pfft. Just more Manafort and Gates. Carry on.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (vNXqd)
former Trump campaign aides Manafort and Gates, includes tax and bank
fraud charges.
You go Bob!
Posted by: Trey Gowdy at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (FTXAT)
Hey, what am I, chopped liver? 36.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (xGaZm)
former Trump campaign aides Manafort and Gates, includes tax and bank
fraud charges
But Still Bupkis On Anything Related To Trump
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
Meh.
And this has the f*ck all to do with Russia . . how?
WTF ~ go home Meuller. Treasonous prick.
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (gGiaq)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (bJ0w+)
Actually, the economy is doing so well that Chappaqua, NY has only one person collecting unemployment.
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (zCyNd)
Threadwinner, in my book.
Posted by: The Captain banging Tenille at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (8iiMU)
https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS11300000
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)
Brent's and AlexTheChick's Podcast is Back!
++++
The latest podcast at that link is from almost a year ago. March 2017.
#fakenews Sad!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (pvjTE)
Had my hopes up.
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (lKs2v)
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Good point.
Which means the real number is more than likely a lot higher that 48%.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (2FqvZ)
Sounds good. I think that is more important, frankly, since they've cooked the numbers for so long that the unemployment rate itself doesn't mean a lot.
Get rid of NAFTA and we'll have growth you won't believe.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (4ErVI)
I'll have to wait and see what it's made of, though.
If Manafort was money-laundering, then that's his business to deal with it.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (yqOhE)
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett "
Thank you, was just gonna type that !
Yes, it is amazing !
#NotTiredOfWinningYet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (H0hPC)
Posted by: Silicon Valley Oligarchy at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (v1Tpk)
Republicans do need to do something about spending, but I doubt they will. They only talk a good game when they're in the minority.
Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (16bxt)
that's much more important. People not filing for unemployment dropping
is good but not neccessarily indicative of more hiring or employment
increase.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (39g3+)
Roughly 1.5 million more people were in the work force in January 2018 than the January before.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (cGlgB)
I saw that over at Insty's place this morning. What a load of Marxist bullshit, and I ain't talking about Groucho.
I feel sorry for her cats.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (xGaZm)
Company made $812 million vs a target of $675 million.
Bonuses are 10.98%. I have been with this company 29 years and have never received 11%.
Thank Donald!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (cLMWw)
Meanwhile, the press is doing everything it can to tear down President Trump and President Trump is at 48%.
Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (qC1Sy)
I don't really believe a lot of polls anymore, but this comparison is interesting. There is no way reading the news would one ever believe this to be the case. I'm surprised it is so high. Will the news media or celebtards learn anything from this? Yes. They will triple down on their same playbook.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (16bxt)
Damn straight, funny man.
Posted by: Mr. Bookman at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (r9UYA)
Yeah I don't get this either. His job is to find Russian interference, not just dig into everyone related to Trump and find bad stuff about them. If you discover something in the process of your investigation, you refer it and move on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)
former Trump campaign aides Manafort and Gates, includes tax and bank
fraud charges.
You go Bob!
Hey! It's how we got Capone!!!
Posted by: Bob Mueller: G-Man at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (O5Q3r)
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For years people would ask me why I thought a Republican would do better on the economy. And my words were: It's not that hard, all Obama has to do is take a step back...off the neck of the economy.
I'm not saying that that's all Trump did. I'm just saying that my prediction was that if we get Obama's foot off the neck of the economy, we could see.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (vNXqd)
I bet there are other indictments of people for russian collusion, emailing classified documents, uranium one treason, payoffs for policy, but I really couldn't think of any.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (16bxt)
***
Look in your drapes dagny my boy ~ you are in trouble
Posted by: Comey in the Drapes at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (gGiaq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)
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Totally agree. I've said repeatedly that I would step in if I were Sessions. And tell Mueller I recused myself on Russia, otherwise I can handle the domestic stuff.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (vDqXW)
Apparently Cochran is still putting carrots in his chili.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (z13UD)
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McCain associate takes Fifth on Trump dossier questions
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YA DON'T SAY
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (z13UD)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (v1Tpk)
It will turn out to be stupid, silly bullshit like everything else that corrupt turd has done, based on some free-form interpretation of some obscure federal law that has never been used up to now.
At least when Lavrenti Beria boasted, "show me the man and I will find the crime" he had the beans to back it up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (Mouru)
Today is National Margarita Day.
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM
Cheers! *hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)
https://tinyurl.com/yc653euh
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (16bxt)
Do. Not. Get. Me. Started. On. NAFTA.
I lost my job the day it went into effect and started having a hell of a time finding a decent job. Been funemployed for the past 10 years because of it.
Thanks a fvck of a lot, BJ Cliton, you SOB.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (r+sAi)
Well the Gestapo and the Stasi were German too.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (UThOJ)
There has also been a multi-million job shift from part-time to full-time.
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: This...is CNN at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (O5Q3r)
++++++
That bastard Trump!! Why can't he just go the traditional route for a diversion, and fire some cruise missals at an aspirin factory in some shit hole country, like in the good old days!! He makes me so angry I'm going to cry!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (2sCft)
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McCain associate takes Fifth on Trump dossier questions
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YA DON'T SAY
McCain's tumor just jumped a little.
Posted by: Mr. Bookman at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use!
Sorry, I didn't get you a present.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
________
I actually think he'll be in a far stronger position the 2nd time around.
For one thing, Trump had trouble raising money because he looked like a long shot to many. I could easily see the 2nd time around him doubling his fundraising numbers.
Also, Democrats will have a nasty and expensive primary. Trump can just go around doing rallies and raising hundreds of millions.
There's a reason incumbent Presidents tend to win something like 80% of the time.
If the economy is also strong and the Dem opponent is weak, I think it all tilts strongly in his favor.
Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (lKmt3)
Miracle Whip use should be criminal. That stuff is disgusting.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 22, 2018 05:47 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2018 05:47 PM (K2hsm)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (cGlgB)
I need to see his squeeze.
Also, a Democrat until 2015 until he switched to republican.
Seriously Missouri?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
2. ????
3. Trump Impeached.
4. HRC is POTUS
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YYYb4)
"Entitlement to power, control, domination and ownership. The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer and colonize something new."
Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (SJBL7)
My fear is what the Democrats will do next to try to booby trap Trump's reelection after all of this good news.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (fceHP)
McTurtle is working with them on that now.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YYYb4)
I hope he runs his own IRA investments.
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (zCyNd)
He's feeding his cat fetish!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (rdl6o)
Nobody is going to do anything about spending, ever... except spend more.
We will spend our way out of debt. And when that doesn't work, we'll go to Mars on Musk Air. Ms. Gender Studies, of course, will be sent to Venus with all the shingles she can carry.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (LW8lv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM
Well, he's got to get his potassium nitrate one way or another.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: IC
__________
Didn't a lot of this occurr to when Trump was hosting the Apprentice on NBC.
So absolutely zero to do with Russian collusion in the 2016 election.
Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (lKmt3)
I never returned "The Stand" to the Arlington County Library. I borrowed it in 1985. Is Mueller going to get me?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM
Did you get a flu shot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (IqV8l)
#DontTouchMyTits!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (Mouru)
Koluzhnikov.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (VM6ev)
New link?
I like listening to Alex rant about stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (xJa6I)
superseding indictment against former Trump campaign aides Manafort and
Gates, includes tax and bank fraud charges
2. ????
3. Trump Impeached.
4. HRC is POTUS
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YOIA1)
I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!!! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (fceHP)
We are working three shifts down here at the petard plant.
Posted by: the Democrats at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (K2T58)
Agree if everything is humming along. I just believe the voters will be more unforgiving to Trump if there is a bump in the road.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (cLMWw)
....would not want the American people to accept the reality they see everyday.
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (WPxnj)
There's a photo at the top, with "Now Hiring" flyers lying next to a pile of Jolly Ranchers.
The caption reads: FILE PHOTO: Leaflets lie on a table at a booth at a military veterans' job fair in Carson, California October 3, 2014
They're luring vets to their hiring booth with Jolly Ranchers?
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (SJBL7)
My fear is what the Democrats will do next to try to booby trap Trump's reelection after all of this good news.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (fceHP)
At this point they've only got the put the gun to their own head aka The Blazing Saddles Gambit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (4ErVI)
The last time anyone heard from him, he was trying to do a bad imitation of E. A. Poe's raven.
Somebody at the Communist News Network get him on the set, STAT!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2018 05:43 PM (vNXqd)
I am well-aged.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (xGaZm)
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (zCyNd)
It would be stupendously hilarious if The Krugtron shorted everything on election night.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (Mouru)
....would not want the American people to accept the reality they see everyday.
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (WPxnj)
"Mow the Grass, Then GET OFF MY LAWN"
- - 'Murica
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (398bZ)
economist, what he thinks about this? No? Yeah fuck that guy in
particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YYYb4)
Being a Fascist Nazi tool...er...oops....I mean liberal writer for the NYT means never having to say you're sorry. Or wrong.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (UThOJ)
Also, on Monday, Alex Van der Zwaan, was charged and pled guilty to lying to FBI. Father in law is Russian oligarch and somehow Zwaan is linked to Oleg Deripaski. He was attorney to Gates for Ukrainian work. Somehow Zwaan's former boss in all this, Greg Craig, former Obama and Clinton guy, completely taint free. Kind of like the Podestas doing the same job as Manafort/Gates. Strange how that happens.
Posted by: Ever at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (OLS0m)
We will spend our way out of debt. And when that doesn't work, we'll go to Mars on Musk Air. Ms. Gender Studies, of course, will be sent to Venus with all the shingles she can carry.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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I think bond markets though may start pushing the federal government to at least make some push in that direction.
The ObamaCare restructuring that McCain's Tumor gave the thumbs down on actually was some pretty substantial entitlement reform.
Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (lKmt3)
....would not want the American people to accept the reality they see everyday.
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (WPxnj)
Something, something "false consciousness" something, something Marx???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (VM6ev)
Long answer but he did take a nice shot when he said something about the Trump administration never agreeing with Obama's "new normal" that was caused by over regulation and over taxing which the Trump administration is busy getting rid of.
He said we don't call it the "new normal" we just call it normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at February 22, 2018 05:48 PM (YOIA1)
I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!!! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 22, 2018 05:50 PM (O5Q3r)
We did it first. Copycats.
Posted by: Underwear Gnomes at February 22, 2018 05:53 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:53 PM (tRaq7)
I make no excuses, Missouri tends to be pretty fucking stupid politically. We love cronies and dynasties running the show around here. My tiny little district just elected the mother of the former representative who was appointed to be a judge. Mom had ran the local courthouse for years but hey she had that R next to her name and all so have to vote for her like sheep.
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 22, 2018 05:54 PM (cGlgB)
Come, we dance!
https://youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 05:54 PM (fA1SL)
Apparently Cochran is still putting carrots in his chili.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (z13UD)
These are both true facts.
Additionally, I would like to remind the Horde that carrots in chili is not a generic HQ meme, it's a BCochran-specific meme, because it's he who puts carrots in chili.
For reference, see the acknowledgements page of the Deplorable Gourmet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (LiyEm)
Something, something "false consciousness" something, something Marx???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:52 PM (VM6ev)
And reality is a social construct. Ya always gotta get 'social construct' in somehow.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: Miklos, labor economist at February 22, 2018 05:49 PM (zCyNd)
It would be stupendously hilarious if The Krugtron shorted everything on election night.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (Mouru)
Meanwhile, the convicted felon and Nazi collaborator Soros, who is bankrolling the new red green movement supposedly has invested shit tons of new lucre in, get this, COAL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:51 PM (LiyEm)
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That's makes me want to practice my eye-rolling, so I can get the appropriate level to respond to that.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
Still more process crimes.
Was anyone found to actually be colluding?
Wait, clarification: was anyone on the Trump team found to be colluding with Russia? We now know Hillary, Obama, and the DNC were via FusionGPS.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (YOIA1)
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"Social Construct" is a social construct. If there were no society, there would be no need for that phrase.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (Mouru)
The Empress has a way with words, does she not?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:53 PM (tRaq7)
Yeah, the angrier she gets, the more eloquent she is. She's like a shorter Razorfist with a better job but an equal interest in leather.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (xJa6I)
Went to school with a guy from Missouri. He said the reason they called it "The Show Me State" was that they we're so fucking stupid, you had to keep showing them how to do stuff.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (vDqXW)
But let us talk about guns some more.
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM (YOIA1)
And extra points for "intersectionality"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
Tell that to Hillary!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (EaQ6/)
red green movement supposedly has invested shit tons of new lucre in,
get this, COAL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
makes sense, he was probably short knowing Hillary would kill it, then flipped long when he saw Trump would win. Nice to have inside connections, especially nice to know what the Fed reserve will do next. They don't care about the air or workers, just leveraged profits and bailouts.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (bT8Z4)
Manafort worked extensively with the Podesta lobbying firm on all sorts of foreign consulting. Why did Hillary surround herself with people like that?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
Tell that to Hillary!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (EaQ6/)
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So that's what was going on with those seizures.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)
*gives up, grabs a verse at random from the Book of Job*
Posted by: Jimmy "Curtains" Comey at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (y3aQB)
chili is not a generic HQ meme, it's a BCochran-specific meme, because
it's he who puts carrots in chili.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 05:54 PM
Let us not forget he also is reputed to put beans and tofu in his chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (eASYU)
Amazingly enough the NPR report on this specifically stated that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+)
I'm still a bit "shitmixed" as Ozzieman would put it, but I'm back and I'm okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah, but see, when she does she uses her whole body!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM
Pfffft. Check out my curling video.
Posted by: B. H. Obama, fitness model & community organizer at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (ctuyM)
Nazi collaborator Soros, who is bankrolling the new
red green movement supposedly has invested shit tons of new lucre in,
get this, COAL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Red Green is coming back?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)
So I suppose the Manafort/Gates stuff arose directly because they looked into their foreign lobbying, FARA registration, and tax and $$ issues connected to Ukraine.
Only revelation of significant unknown - and unexpected - facts will alter my immediate conclusion that this appointment completely discredited Rosenstein as having the judgement or integrity for his position. The more of this ancillary crap dribbles out, the more outlandish the situation becomes.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (QDnY+)
I'm still a bit "shitmixed" as Ozzieman would put it, but I'm back and I'm okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Glad to hear it, man. For reals.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (xJa6I)
I'm still a bit "shitmixed" as Ozzieman would put it, but I'm back and I'm okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)
And there's the problem; no one prayed for your recovery. Had we known...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (398bZ)
Red Green is coming back?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)
YSWIDT!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev)
No need to apologize, Slapweasel. We who are on here a lot heard that you were feeling terrible. Was sorry to hear that, was praying for you, and I am glad you are o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:59 PM (EaQ6/)
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What are your pronouns?
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (tRaq7)
Pfft. Just more Manafort and Gates. Carry on.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (EzdLW)
Tells me he knows that the charges he already filed will not stick... if these charges are in any way linked to the Steele Dossier, dollars to donuts they won't stick either.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (FTXAT)
It's government failure all the way down.
Someone should have armed the janitor/custodian.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (398bZ)
No more Funemployment of any kind!
- - Baltimore's Own Palsi Pelosi
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:03 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:03 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:04 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:04 PM (LiyEm)
I wonder if McCain is mixed up in this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (fceHP)
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Schoolboy Cameron Kasky
Posted on February 22, 2018 by sundance
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Wow. He sounds nice.
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I think it should be encouraged that we punch alt-right people in the face. It's a miracle I don't punch the average republican in the first place.
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Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (89T5c)
So that's not Marxist Interpretive Dancing?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (tRaq7)
___________________________
Uh, no. Donny Two Scoops will be impeached six months after the mid-term election.
Posted by: Senator F.U. Daily at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (B3is4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:55 PM
The atmospheric gasses get much lighter as you get closer to the floor. When you get down around your knees, the effect is similar to talking after huffing helium.
Posted by: Bill Nigh, the Science Fly at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (ctuyM)
What is SRO an acronym for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (8+Ozj)
Single Room Occupancy? That ain't it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (YOIA1)
red green movement supposedly has invested shit tons of new lucre in, get this, COAL.
And our biggest new market for coal is---EUROPE. Yeah, no hypocrisy there at all.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:05 PM (fceHP)
The McCain flunky who brought the Steele dossier from the UK has pleaded the Fifth.
Maybe that's a hint.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (fceHP)
They're always like that and the always do that.
(Some pedant is about to tell me the difference between a special counsel and a special prosecutor. Hush!)
I don't remember what Ken Starr's mandate was, but I don't think it was to investigate perjury (which is what the impeachment was about) nor blow jobs (which is what his report was about).
You pick a guy with education, experience and an ego. You give him money, publicity, and an unlimited timeline. Of course he's going to wander around until he finds something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (r9UYA)
It's government failure all the way down.
Someone should have armed the janitor/custodian.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)
Our Middle School janitor (Mister Samp?) was a WW 2 vet. Tough as nails. I wish I'd known him better. I'd trust him with a gun any day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (xJa6I)
That's just one more layer of existing policy and law enforcement that failed. And that's the entire story here: all the stuff that is there to protect kids wasn't used properly or was ignored. And that's why it happened.
If it had been done properly, those kids would almost certainly still be alive today.
But that doesn't feed the gun control narrative so the left is desperately trying to ignore and downplay it all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)
YSWIDT!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
But I can change . . . If I have to . . . I guess . . . Amen
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Ever at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (398bZ)
I really, really hope they're found soon, safe and well.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (fA1SL)
...still a bit wonky, but that's the default setting anyway.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (FTXAT)
red green movement supposedly has invested shit tons of new lucre in, get this, COAL.
And our biggest new market for coal is---EUROPE. Yeah, no hypocrisy there at all.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2018 06:06 PM (398bZ)'
I just saw risible Linked In post that Norway announced a goal of carbon free by 2030. Good luck with that.
They should announce muzzle-free by that time instead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (8+Ozj)
Kramer strikes me as a typical State Dept. weasel. I almost hope McCain lives long enough to see his reputation take a bigger hit.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf)
Muzzie not Muzzle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (fceHP)
The weak POS Sherrif should resign.
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)
...
You pick a guy with education, experience and an ego. You give him money, publicity, and an unlimited timeline. Of course he's going to wander around until he finds something.
Exactly. This is exactly why I don't want some special guy appointed to dig into Hillary.
They NEVER get their target, they ALWAYS waste tons of money and time and nail something at best vaguely, distantly related. And they keep going until they get a scalp, no matter how meaningless or dumb that scalp is, like Scooter Libby.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (FTXAT)
How does one keep an active shooter out of a school when logically he/she is not active until after having entered the school?
And are these blokes armed? Kind of shoots down a lot of narratives if so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (xGaZm)
No wonder he spent the whole press conference yelling about the NRA. Distract, distract, pound the table, yell squirrel, distract. His job is on the line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (8+Ozj)
Seems to me, armed or not, if you take the school's money to protect the students when there isn't a shooter, you ought to protect them when their is a shooter also. Cause it's your job.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (n6W6z)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 06:11 PM (SkuXa)
That's just one more layer of existing policy and law enforcement that failed. And that's the entire story here: all the stuff that is there to protect kids wasn't used properly or was ignored. And that's why it happened.
If it had been done properly, those kids would almost certainly still be alive today.
But that doesn't feed the gun control narrative so the left is desperately trying to ignore and downplay it all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)
It is worse than that. Read the piece at American Thinker about the "Broward County" method of NOT arresting kids because they are brown or black skinned.
Kid should have been in jail, or perhaps prison, and never had the opportunity to commit murder.
Damn them to hell.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2018 06:11 PM (7UW64)
Establishment Right-Wingers in Meltdown over Marion Le Pen Invite to CPAC
Several members of the U.S. media establishment -- including so-called conservatives -- have been in meltdown on social media after it was announced that French firebrand Marion Marechal-Le Pen would be speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this week.
American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp was slammed by establishment figures Monday evening after the announcement that Ms. Le Pen would be giving a brief speech at CPAC on Thursday morning.
Schlapp defended the invitation against several media personalities like never-Trumper and senior editor of National Review Jonah Goldberg who accused Ms. Le Pen of being a "statist".
breitbart london
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:12 PM (fceHP)
And are these blokes armed? Kind of shoots down a lot of narratives if so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:10 PM (VM6ev)
Poor wording choice... how about the guy charged with keeping known nut jobs who are not going to that school and have a gun out of the school.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:12 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 22, 2018 06:12 PM (H0hPC)
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Exactly, I'd say he should be ashamed of himself but I doubt he's capable
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 06:12 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (r9UYA)
Lowest level since 1973 when the US population was 100M less than today. Which means on a per capita basis, we're way better off than that historic low.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (6nRrz)
As I was saying...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (1azvW)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (EaQ6/)
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March 28, 2017
So far Trump has only lost. He's a loser of a man and a loser of a president with a dwindling cult of supporters that are--you guessed it--losers. and whenever we tease them for being such, they say "whatever happened to the left being tolerant??"
if this happens to you, laugh in their racist, bigoted faces, whether or not they show it, this will piss them off. they're like their president--far too easy to upset.
Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)
But let us talk about guns some more.
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 05:57 PM (SkuXa)
But he got to go home at night, and that's all that really matters.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (NWiLs)
Aren't we overdue for some fake outrage over fracking?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (1azvW)
Fuck Jonah Goldbrick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)
What did that douche say now?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: dagny
No, I will.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (fceHP)
Poor wording choice... how about the guy charged with keeping known nut jobs who are not going to that school and have a gun out of the school.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:12 PM (FTXAT)
Still, is he armed?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (VM6ev)
And arent' we past due for the return of "record profits" for "Big Oil?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (1azvW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
Tell that to Hillary!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:58 PM (EaQ6/)
*OMGBALLOONSFACE*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:08 PM (FTXAT)
Sitting around after 9\11 with people watching the coverage and one of the guys said "Why did people go back? Why didn't they just keep running?"
And that was when I knew not everyone thought the same way in an emergency. I would be one of those who ran back to help others. It would never enter my mind not too. I was appalled at the guy in the moment. But many years on now, and he is probably the saner of us two. I guess people are just wired differently.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (YOIA1)
Fuck Jonah Goldbrick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)
What did that douche say now?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (6nRrz)
See #272.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (VM6ev)
Like a lot of the shit we are dealing with today, it all goes back to the Obama administration. This was their policy that Broward implemented.
It also kept Trayvon out of jail and into grape drank.
That's why they are in such a panic to blame everything on guns and the NRA.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
He looked and sounded like a real fucktard. I was waiting for him to draw down on Loesch.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (r9UYA)
CPAC went downhilll ever year after Breitbart died, and in 2016 turned into a nevertrump joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (VM6ev)
Yes... he works (or worked) for the sheriff's office.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (LiyEm)
man, they sure are in purge mode at CPAC this year
CPAC went downhilll ever year after Breitbart died, and in 2016 turned into a nevertrump joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Wait, CPAC is still in nevertrump mode? wth??
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (ZBD9/)
Two other deputies are also under investigation and have been put on "restrictive duty."
So from context that's three 'good' guys paid to be there with guns who did nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)
Let's not forget the Landmark Tome "Liberal Fascism", should one forget Pre-Trump Conservatism.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (7+qdf)
=====
She's a French politician - of course she's a statist to some degree. It's baked into the cake. Except she wasn't talking about political philosophy at CPAC. She was speaking about Islamic invasion.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (nILVB)
Plus it would be funny and ironic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (6nRrz)
That is some damned fine writing, Ewok!!!
You deserve to knock off early for some hobo hunting!
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (2sCft)
CPAC went downhilll ever year after Breitbart died, and in 2016 turned into a nevertrump joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)
As I said, C-CUC
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (lKs2v)
People calling em a bigot doesn't upset me. Teens I don't know doing it would upset me even less. I have a number of friends who were rather astonished that I voted for Trump-several of these friends are black. We're still friends and they don't call me a bigot. So people I don't knowing saying it doesn't bother me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (8+Ozj)
And that was when I knew not everyone thought the same way in an emergency. I would be one of those who ran back to help others. It would never enter my mind not too. I was appalled at the guy in the moment. But many years on now, and he is probably the saner of us two. I guess people are just wired differently.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February
you weren't going back to help someone on 911, you were either in or out of the building.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
Cruz guy had been expelled and was not supposed to be on campus. So maybe that enters into it. Haven't seen the whole story.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotox at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (n6W6z)
Yes. Pay your taxes.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Burger Chef
I'll have you know he's busy getting into a pair of man jeans.
Posted by: Reggie at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (0ecq3)
Good God. I just read about the Broward SRO guy who resigned.
Two other deputies are also under investigation and have been put on "restrictive duty."
So from context that's three 'good' guys paid to be there with guns who did nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)
_____
But we are still obliged, according to the Severly Conservative Code, to call them heroes right?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (6nRrz)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)
Let's not forget the Landmark Tome "Liberal Fascism", should one forget Pre-Trump Conservatism.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Being a jerk now doesn't preclude one's previous excellent writing in and of itself. But it does make listening to and caring about the opinion of said jerk that much more exponentially difficult.
Glad you're doing better, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (VM6ev)
Now, was the officer goofing off somewhere and not doing his job? Dunno. But if he was doing proper rounds elsewhere and an armed assailant is in the halls, what's he supposed to do? Use foul language?
I'm not going to jump on the SRO's head until we know for sure he isn't simply being used as a scapegoat for institutional failures elsewhere. And if the MFM is reporting this, you can be sure they're reporting it wrong.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (LiyEm)
Yes. Shut up, peasant, and Pay your taxes.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (r9UYA)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah,Trump is a real loser with multiple hot wives,great kids,billions
of dollars and winning the presidency of the US despite every expert
claiming he had no chance.What a loser.
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (LiyEm)
25 year's of IRS audits and a year long colonoscpy by Mueller and they get some guy Trump knew for not reporting gambling winnings on a 1099 From the TajMahal.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (7+qdf)
The perps in each case had managed to kill a kid or two, but gave up when the SRO ran in.
Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (eASYU)
I mean, nobody but The Chosen One could have done this, right?
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (9rjGV)
Roach Motels for the disaffected.
Posted by: ro-man at February 22, 2018 06:18 PM (RuIsu)
a. actually attend that high school
and
b. were in the school at the time of the shooting?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (6nRrz)
Kramer strikes me as a typical State Dept. weasel. I almost hope McCain lives long enough to see his reputation take a bigger hit.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf)
I have always thought this is the reason Sessions recused himself. He knew his old buddies were involved.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (2NqXo)
So from context that's three 'good' guys paid to be there with guns who did nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February
so is there a no pussy clause in their contracts? you have a bullet proof vest, handgun training, maybe a rifle or shotgun in your cruiser and you take up a position outside a door? pussy.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
We were watching it on TV, and people were running back to the buildings after leaving. That's why he said it. Not saying they got in, or weren't turned back, but we were watching it. People were interviewed and talked about going back for coworkers.... unsuccessfully. My post was about the instincts of people.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 06:20 PM (YOIA1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)
Buzzion returned from the dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 22, 2018 06:21 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 22, 2018 06:22 PM (tRaq7)
Yeah,Trump is a real loser with multiple hot wives,great kids,billions of dollars and winning the presidency of the US despite every expert claiming he had no chance.What a loser.
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (LiyEm)
You forgot to mention the long running hit TV show
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:22 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 06:23 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: That F'ing Guy at February 22, 2018 06:23 PM (19qqP)
Jonah Goldberg is one of the ones that surprised me, I thought he was a conservative conservative to an establishment liberal.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 22, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:24 PM (EaQ6/)
poor manners? bad breeding? parents should be ashamed?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: stace
yeah, as DonnyTwoScoops tweeted, and armed presence (teachers) would scare off most of these shooters, who have no interest in receiving return fire.
A little training and locked guns, maybe a vest. Fire doors that keep most intruders out ... even I have a set of security cams that are easy to set up and monitor (mine is for wildlife). Any threat enters is met with a few teacher in the hall behind cover, and maybe a better armed SRO on his way. Could be done ... the training might even save lives away from school, and a good example to the kids.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 06:25 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: That F'ing Guy at February 22, 2018 06:23 PM (19qqP)
Don't write those idiots lines for them ... but other than that, this is the thread winner!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 06:26 PM (EaQ6/)
poor manners? bad breeding? parents should be ashamed?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:25 PM (MTjB1)
No one is stopping you from posting here still.
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 06:26 PM (lKs2v)
oh wait, I didn't vote for you...
Posted by: Julio Osequeda at February 22, 2018 06:27 PM (HgMAr)
I am with you on this. OK, there's a bright shiny nood and the first twenty people will call first.
I like it when old threads keep going just because the people involved find them interesting, but mostly they die the minute there's a nood.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 06:28 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: buzzion at February
thanks. will keep doing so.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:29 PM (MTjB1)
No, but we're also not required to hate every cop everywhere at all times like some people do....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 06:29 PM (39g3+)
I like it when old threads keep going just because the people involved find them interesting, but mostly they die the minute there's a nood.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February
well, the first 20 or so, like you noted will be people screaming "first", the last 20 or so will be people screaming "nood."
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at February 22, 2018 06:31 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at February
or the big bang.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:32 PM (MTjB1)
There's your solution. We will never have another gun death in school.
If you do not vote for this, you want children to die.
Posted by: Democrat Solutions R' Us at February 22, 2018 06:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)
Every. Repeat EVERY gun confiscation scheme begins with a universal registration of all firearms. They did it in every nation that then confiscated those same registered firearms.
They did it in California and they wanted to do it in New York and Connecticut but the owners said NO.
And that's what will happen to anyone trying that Nationally.
It's good that he's talking about the sensible notion of having certain people armed on campus but the universal background check and National registry is a no go and will result in anyone who votes for it to not get votes from gun owners this November and it will most likely lead to PDT either being impeached in 2019 or being rejected in 2020.
The day a National Registry bill is signed is the day that history will record was the final day of the American Experiment and the beginning of the decline into tyranny and a civil war.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 06:37 PM (C4l4A)
Every. Repeat EVERY gun confiscation scheme begins with a universal registration of all firearms. They did it in every nation that then confiscated those same registered firearms.
They did it in California and they wanted to do it in New York and Connecticut but the owners said NO.
And that's what will happen to anyone trying that Nationally.
It's good that he's talking about the sensible notion of having certain people armed on campus but the universal background check and National registry is a no go and will result in anyone who votes for it to not get votes from gun owners this November and it will most likely lead to PDT either being impeached in 2019 or being rejected in 2020.
The day a National Registry bill is signed is the day that history will record was the final day of the American Experiment and the beginning of the decline into tyranny and a civil war.
Posted by: jakee308 at February
don't sweat it. he is going to make some reasonable offer that will not be extreme enough for the libs to sign on to so it will do nothing, except make Trump seem to be the reasonable one.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:41 PM (MTjB1)
The memes come and go. Just like the commenters.
Posted by: Exile at February 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Fikbq)
The memes come and go. Just like the commenters.
Posted by: Exile at February
lol. you would think somehow "nude" would be the go to not nood.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)
The guy who pointed me here said to read ace, "and whatever you do don't read the comments".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 06:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JugEars McFukcstick Economy Killer at February 22, 2018 06:52 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)
I think I read a certain blog for about two years before I noticed the "comment" button.
I said "say what" I can respond to this garbage?
I wasn't net savvy back then.
Posted by: Exile at February 22, 2018 07:00 PM (Fikbq)
I think I read a certain blog for about two years before I noticed the "comment" button.
I said "say what" I can respond to this garbage?
I wasn't net savvy back then.
Posted by: Exile at February
comments make the whole thing more than twice as good.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 22, 2018 07:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: IC
__________
Didn't a lot of this occurr to when Trump was hosting the Apprentice on NBC.
So absolutely zero to do with Russian collusion in the 2016 election.
Posted by: Maritime
They want to blackmail Manafort and Gates to make up shit to charge Trump with.
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