Nancy Pelosi: Hey, I've Got a Great Idea for Border Security. Instead of Building a Wall, Let's Just Mow the Grass in Some Areas So That It's Easier for Border-Crossers to Walk.

Uh, that last part was just me making stuff up, but no seriously, she did propose just "mowing the grass" as a border control solution.

Something tells me that "mowing the grass" is kind of a go-to default sexy solution for her.

"Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass," she proposed, also mentioning adding levees, technology and personnel to enhance border security.
She also dismissed Trump's repeated promises that Mexico will pay for the wall's construction. Pelosi said lawmakers from border states have "serious objections to a wall" because it could hurt "the community trade."

Apparently she thinks that illegal immigrants manage to hide from prying eyes by the tall grass that famously grows all over the place in the arid desert between Mexico and the US.

From Wikipedia, look at all the undetectable routes the tall, lush grass of the Sonoran desert provides:

From PBS, more of the famously verdant grasslands of the Mexico-Arizona border area:

Why, those mesquite trees are virtually Cloaking Fields!

From The Atlantic, where many cucks wish to work in the near future, the nigh-primordial forest of the border, where the triple-canopy of the forest's upper reaches screens out so much sunlight that the forest floor remains in a perpetual near-twilight:

Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?

Posted by: Ace at 02:31 PM

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1 No, she needs to stay right where she's at and she needs to keep talking.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 22, 2018 02:27 PM (SkuXa)

2 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:27 PM (F5+ro)

3 First to say: Keep Pelosi.

She keeps on gift giving to us.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:28 PM (YOIA1)

4 Yay

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:28 PM (BwJGV)

5 Well, mowing the grass and regular clearing of the zone with sandblowers would probably work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 02:28 PM (Mouru)

6 well, thats what I get for reading the content.

Also, I would check to see if Big Lawn donates to Pelosi.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:28 PM (F5+ro)

7 Dammit. 3rd comment and I wasn't first to say it!

I could have been first, first if I hadn't typed it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:29 PM (YOIA1)

8 The tall grass also hides the velociraptors.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 22, 2018 02:29 PM (VGRuw)

9 The KEEP OFF THE GRASS signs will be in English and Tagalog

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 02:29 PM (Mouru)

10 We're talking about illegal aliens at the southern border, Nancy. Not the friggin' Viet Cong in rice paddies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 02:29 PM (gCJeK)

11 A number of Commenters here seem to judge her mental acuity every time she yaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 02:29 PM (ctuyM)

12 But to mow all that grass, we need more Mezzicans

...COC...

Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (8ikIW)

13 Those pics of "grasslands" are pretty funny.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (YOIA1)

14 All we need is elephant grass. And some elephants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (Mouru)

15 Her constituents will keep her in office until she dies.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (LiyEm)

16 Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?

I agree with comment #1 - I like her just the way she is, and the more she runs her mouth the better I like it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (kUmUV)

17 DNC 2018/20 party platform:

1. HIGHER TAXES.
2. AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.
3. GUN CONFISCATION.
4. MOWING THE BORDER.
5. MORE FOR THE FREE SHIT ARMY.
6. HIGHER TAXES.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (3BFzK)

18 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TUNNELS NANCY????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (Mouru)

19 Roomba Grenade launchers. Add coax laser sights to the 30 cal turrets.

Is it too late to declare war on Mexico and take over?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hyuyC)

20 My mom lived in the Sonoran desert. There was no grass, believe me. Cactus that would put your eye out, but no grass. She had on average 12-15 illegals come thru her backyard-ish every night.

People out there leave them food and water. They even advertise it in the local paper.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

21 Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity

---

Pelosi is globohomo media's best kept secret.

Since Mitch's leadership is limited to losing elections to keep the base in line, it makes sense that the GOP would never use her blithering in the manner that say...the democrats used W's. or Trumpes.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (V3U1L)

22 I might actually watch the late night preachers if they made fun of all the batshit crazy things Pelosi et al. have said and done.

But I suppose then they wouldn't be preachers of liberalism.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (tKW45)

23 Deserts, what are they?

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (EtMVh)

24 Uh, we already have "virtual border" surveillance in place in wide open areas like Arizona --- but that just detects them. It means the Border Patrol still has to jump in their cars or helicopters and get there ASAP to stop them.

Surveillance =/= Stopping

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

25 How about signs that say "THIS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN FREE ZONE."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (3BFzK)

26 Well, to be fair, she does have all those Latinos doing the yard work on her property grounds.
She's just going with what she knows.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (0tfLf)

27 What a grass-hole.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (ewxPW)

28 If we mow the tall grass, what will happen to all the pokemon that make the tall grass their habitat, huh?

Nancy Pelosi clearly hasn't thought about the environmental implications.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (OJXf7)

29 She must be confusing the border with the homeless encampment off of I-280.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (BwJGV)

30 Apparently she thinks that illegal immigrants manage to hide from prying eyes by the tall grass that famously grows all over the place in the arid desert between Mexico and the US.

Illegals in their gilly suits slowly crawling over the border ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (8gDQu)

31 NURSE!!! WHERE'S MY TAPIOCA!?! I WANT MY TAPIOCA!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (O5Q3r)

32 "Pelosi said lawmakers from border states have "serious objections to a wall" because it could hurt "the community trade."

Drug Running
Gun Smuggling
Human Trafficking
Gang Recruitment

Did I miss any?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (YOIA1)

33 She is a never-ending source for soundbites for Republicans seeking election this year.. mow the grass.. and crumbs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (so+oy)

34 She is a river to our people. Don't say anything, she's on a roll.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (2LelM)

35 No one wants to mow her lawn. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (TfPZx)

36 That be a cool looking wall.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (70cRb)

37 All that mesquite can be used for good cookin' and then everyone wins.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (fuK7c)

38 DON'T GO IN THE LION GRASS!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (QQ+il)

39 Nancy, you're walking through the desert. You look down and see a tortoise.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

40 She probably just associates hispanics and grass mowing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

41 Thankfully Pelosi is pretty much universally mocked. And she's useful as a face of the Democratic Party to hold up for derision and contempt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

42 Fuck that. Keep this dope talking. If she dies prop her up and play recordings.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (akAT6)

43 100 yard deep Cholla cactus farm at the border would be a deterrent.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (r9UYA)

44 Nic test, cause mine's pulling a politician and flipflopping back and forth.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (tKW45)

45 I like the scarecrow at the bottom of the first picture. Keeping the roadrunners away, I assume.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (7ZVPa)

46 Government helicopters were always flying over her area. I never saw one land though.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (lwiT4)

47 I've been musing over this point for a couple of days now...

Remember when movies and television shows could come up with political characters so over the top that it was hard to suspend disbelief?

Good times.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (gCJeK)

48 Maybe she can send her grandson to the border to do some mowing and get a tan. Think how happy that would make Nanna.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (2LelM)

49 Pelosi: American abortions are good because every baby born to an American is a burden to the system. Also, please bring in every third world kid because America is strongest when caring for indigents.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (V3U1L)

50 From The Atlantic, where many cucks wish to work in the near future,

Found it!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (fceHP)

51 "Pelosi said lawmakers from border states have "serious objections to a wall" because it could hurt "the community trade."

The wall will have holes in it, Nancy. They're this new thing called "gates."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (Mouru)

52 Well, mowing the grass and regular clearing of the zone with sandblowers would probably work.

Works for me!

*hic*

*shart*

*vomit*

Posted by: Hillary at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (kqsXK)

53 "Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?"

God forbid. Let her continue to babble on for another five years at least. The strange paths her consciousness takes as she rambles from one topic to another is a true gift.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

54 We cannot put up a wall, it would hinder the natural migratory patterns of the alienus illegalanus!

Posted by: Libs all sciencey and anthropology-y at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (hvf9s)

55 while they're at it, maybe they can do something about those damn dandelions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (LWu6U)

56 I was in the Pelosian Desert and there were only crumbs to eat...who woulda thought?

Posted by: saf at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (cS/ge)

57 Fence top Koreans. The time is now.

Oh, how about bounties on illegals crossing the border? Like real coyotes, but with two legs.

Make it a tourist / work stop for the camo crowd.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (hyuyC)

58 It's just stage one of a sooper genius plan, I tells ya. First, we (ok, Mexicans here illegally) cut the grass, then we put down white lines like a soccer field. Then we arm the border guards, with yellow cards, red cards and whistles.

Don't you see?!!! only 11 Mexicans at a time could be on the field!

Alternate comment: You guys are just pro Lyme disease!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (tMFgx)

59 Grammie, did you ever get a Nutrageous candy bar?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)

60 Is it too late to declare war on Mexico and take over?

Ahem.

Posted by: The Pottery Barn Rule at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

61 That last picture looks like the border wall on Vulcan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (kqsXK)

62 And who, pray tell Nancy, would be willing to cut grass for a meager wage?

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (MnkFD)

63 47 I've been musing over this point for a couple of days now...

Remember when movies and television shows could come up with political characters so over the top that it was hard to suspend disbelief?

Good times.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (gCJeK)

The West Wing is just shaking it's head at you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

64 Fuck that. Keep this dope talking. If she dies prop her up and play recordings.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM

Are you proposing a no-fly zone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ctuyM)

65 I wonder if all the experts who yap about Trump's mental health have any comments about Pelosi.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ILitO)

66 >> She probably just associates hispanics and grass mowing.

*snort*
Nailed it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (W+vEI)

67 Remember when movies and television shows could come up with political characters so over the top that it was hard to suspend disbelief?

Good times.
Posted by: Circa

------------

to be fair, in the movie that plays in their mind, they think they're all the whipsmart characters from a Sorkin Tv show. They're like Homer Simpson telling Lisa "yes, Lisa, they made a show about daddy"|

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (V3U1L)

68 The RCMP act as concierges for the illegals coming into Canada. They carry bags and babies and also assist women through the snow drifts.

So mowing the grass seems almost sane.

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (xj0OI)

69 She has definitely got the Alzhiemers

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (M+Lyo)

70 She heard "illegal alien" and her mind instantly went to lawn care.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

71 8 The tall grass also hides the velociraptors.

No doubt a painful and hardwon lesson from her childhood.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (v6tPi)

72

Nancy (and her estates) know all about Illegal Aliens and cutting grass.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (fceHP)

73 "mowing the grass"

My gardener would be interested in the gig.

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (qlTN9)

74
54 We cannot put up a wall, it would hinder the natural migratory patterns of the alienus illegalanus!
-----------------------
I noticed recently that the DACA kids that are always protesting are now using the Monarch Butterfly as their Logo. Someone should tell them that Monarchs are born in Mexico and summer in America and then RETURN TO MEXICO.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)

75 24
Uh, we already have "virtual border" surveillance in place in wide open
areas like Arizona --- but that just detects them. It means the Border
Patrol still has to jump in their cars or helicopters and get there ASAP
to stop them.

Surveillance =/= Stopping

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

And on my trips to the border to talk to the ranchers about border control, you can see the flashes of sunlight off the binoculars of the coyotes watching the border patrol from the hills. So they can time their entry. So there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (70cRb)

76 also, from team cuck GOP superstars "what about Big Ladder?"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (V3U1L)

77 Grammie, did you ever get a Nutrageous candy bar?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)
=========================

Oh crap! I totally forgot! I'm going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. I'll tie a hamster around my finger of something.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (lwiT4)

78 Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?

============

If she did that then congressional Republicans couldn't use her in ads anymore.

She needs to stay forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (zdM/+)

79 or

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (lwiT4)

80 If you Texans use so much fertilizer, you wouldn't have to mow so much.

Posted by: Vicente Fox, Chulo Primo at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (MnkFD)

81 61 That last picture looks like the border wall on Vulcan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (kqsXK)

Vulcans: Illegal Immigration is illogical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

82 Crumbs.........grass........ARMAGEDDON11!!1!!!!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (BwJGV)

83 So, the Pelosi version of the broken window theory of policing?

Brilliant!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (bsdd3)

84 "61 That last picture looks like the border wall on Vulcan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing"

KRAIKA!

Posted by: T'Pao at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (OD2ni)

85 Something tells me that "mowing the grass" is kind of a go-to default sexy solution for her.

In my younger days I used to do some of my best "fund raising" in the tall grass!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (O5Q3r)

86 Oh, and tell them to blow the leaves off the road when they are done.

And that means underneath their work truck too; and to move the truck or there will be marks from where the tires are and the blower thing didn't get.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (LWu6U)

87 hurt "the community trade."

So by "community trade" she means what, exactly?

Donkey shows?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (7LY+6)

88 What about really, really short people? We probably need a government department to measure the cut grass length, just like Nan does on her estate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

89 Pelotski should call her Pope to find out who mows the grass outside his 60 foot wall.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (r9UYA)

90 What in the name of Bear Bryant is "community trade"??????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (nV+c8)

91
Desert alligators. We should feed them. Stops illegals.

Posted by: Nancy Puglosi at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

92 And reduce school shootings by making the schools feel more welcoming to people!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (ks6bw)

93 Ok, that bottom pic is kinda pretty, in a hypnotic undulating sort of way. Location?

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (hvf9s)

94 Hey man dont cut the grass man like leave it until its tasty.

Posted by: California medical marijuana card holder at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (uYSAz)

95 Grass?

Pelosi you incompetent twit! She must be smoking it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (z13UD)

96 If she did that then congressional Republicans couldn't use her in ads anymore.
---
if only...

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (V3U1L)

97 Also, please bring in every third world kid because America is strongest when caring for indigents.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (V3U1L)

And their new voter base who will let them re-take the Presidency and erase the border with Mexico.

I know they want to erase the border with Mexico btw. I've mentioned it before. I tripped into the info. Sick about it. It was way before I ever showed up on Ace.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (YOIA1)

98 You stay out of the tall grass or you'll get chiggers!

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (v1Tpk)

99 This is not the grass she's talking about.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (ctuyM)

100 Well why not have free shuttle service across the border?

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (aC6Sd)

101 I remember the drive on I-8, from Arizona to San Diego, the dry desert, where the highway runs parallel to the fence. Literally nothing out there, except the occasional little hut, which I assumed were there for border patrol usage.

There's something odd about this whole argument. We're talking about building a wall, and Trump is Hilter.

But it seems to me, reality and the yacking that gets done in the media, in Washington, on the tweeter tweets, has nothing to do with reality.

Essentially nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (9chmE)

102 KRAIKA!
Posted by: T'Pao"

Heart and Soul, baby.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (7LY+6)

103 There I was, deep in the bush. Stranded. I labored and labored to get out, but only became sweaty and exahusted. Completely payed out.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (ymnmz)

104 Pelosi: "Someone's got ~~pick the lettuce~~ mow the lawn."

Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

105 Standard democrat party policy:

HIRE THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED AND PUT THEM IN LEADERSHIP POSITION, THEY ARE FUN TO WATCH.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (3BFzK)

106 100 yard deep Cholla cactus farm at the border would be a deterrent.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:33 PM (r9UYA)

This is a viable solution

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)

107 If mowed lawns is their serious starting position ours should be a radioactive dead zone patrolled by killer robots.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (hUqh+)

108 That border needs some pretty flowers too. Daisys and tulips would be nice.

Posted by: nasi peelousi at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (Fikbq)

109 91
Desert alligators. We should feed them. Stops illegals.
Posted by: Nancy Puglosi at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

We should introduce Shai Hulud to the desert. Might scare the crap out of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

110 Boeing was paid billions (can't even find a real number) to build a virtual fence just a few short years ago. Barry canceled it. It either did not work or worked too well. I also can't find that information.

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (EtMVh)

111 Remake "How not to be seen" in Espanol.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

112 Snakes live in the grass.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (r9UYA)

113 Why not buy thousands of goats and let them eat the grass?

No CO2 emissions and plenty of Middle Eastern companionship.

Posted by: Abdul the Goat Salesman at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

114 Hey. Nancy has a point here. I mean it would be easy to sneak through the grass. Have you seen Speedy Gonzales? He's tiny and fast!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (+1EJs)

115 the seal of "Isaiah the Prophet" has been found (well, half of it) -
https://tinyurl.com/y87ajgsv

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (6FqZa)

116 The Ahnwoon has a deep longing for the Lurpa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (z13UD)

117 What in the name of Bear Bryant is "community trade"??????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (nV+c

Drug Running
Gun Smuggling
Human Trafficking
Gang Recruitment

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (YOIA1)

118 also, from team cuck GOP superstars "what about Big Ladder?"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (V3U1L)

The sniper waits for the first to go over the top. There are seventeen snipes in those three pictures. Can you find them all?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

119 We'd have to import lots more Mexicans to mow all that grass, wouldn't we?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (xjiRE)

120 Calling Rand Pual, mow the grass

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (M+Lyo)

121 I've heard that Nancy's discourses about what it feels like to slowly lose your mind are lucid, beautiful and would rank right up there with the greatest orators in history.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (4ErVI)

122 In Del Rio, it's more like mow the mesquite trees, and you could indeed hide a battalion 10 feet from the road in that stuff.

But, it's protected habitat for the golden cheeked warbler, no nobody will be cutting down anything.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (vQVz+)

123 113 Why not buy thousands of goats and let them eat the grass?

No CO2 emissions and plenty of Middle Eastern companionship.
Posted by: Abdul the Goat Salesman at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

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But the CO emissions...

Eww...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (zdM/+)

124 109. Would do. But TGE is hoarding the sandtrout. Sez he's got an idea.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (fA1SL)

125
Oh crap! I totally forgot! I'm going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. I'll tie a hamster around my finger of something.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (lwiT4)

Grammie, you'll be happy to know....
https://tinyurl.com/ybur33tg

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (70cRb)

126 Minefields would be cheaper than a wall, not advocating it just pointing this out.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (aC6Sd)

127 We should build a train that shuttles illegal aliens across the border!

Posted by: Gov. Moonbeam (D-CA) at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (BwJGV)

128 The solution to the Pelosi problem is to up her meds by 50%.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (2Mnv1)

129 Chupacabra!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (v1Tpk)

130 WTF is that brown thing in the first pic under the helicopter? Mexican Yetti? Chupacabra?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (+1EJs)

131 Drug Running
Gun Smuggling
Human Trafficking
Gang Recruitment

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (YOIA1)

Tamales

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

132
While it's true that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, I believe that Nancy Pelosi is symbolically speaking to the difficult psychological processes in her own mind in reference to her rather hirsute nether regions. The internal conflict of hardwood versus carpeted.

Posted by: Sigmond Fraud at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (2FqvZ)

133 So much stupid. SMDH.

General Winfield Scott weeps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (hyuyC)

134 People don't get smuggled into the U.S. in the grass.

Grass gets smuggled into the U.S. sometimes, but not the kind of grass that grows in your lawn, the kind you smoke in a bong or a doobie.

People get smuggled in in cars and trucks and buses. (Should we mow those, Nancy?) And a whole lot of people just walk in.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (fqUgw)

135
So Mexico is the crappy neighbor that won't mow their lawn

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (lKyWE)

136
Desert grass is nice and soft when long. Short, prickly and armed with AR-15's when short. #mow-the-desert-grass

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

137 77 Grammie, did you ever get a Nutrageous candy bar?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)
=========================

Oh crap! I totally forgot! I'm going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. I'll tie a hamster around my finger of something.
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Damn Grammie your into hamsters?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (2LelM)

138 We have hundreds of thousands of leftover land mines from previous wars. We don't need to build a wall.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (7ZVPa)

139 also mentioning adding levees"

What to do when they break?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (7LY+6)

140 We should cut the grass around all the gun free schools to prevent all these shootings, but President Bush would never stand for that because he is in the pocket of Big Grass Seed!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (O5Q3r)

141 "...also mentioning adding levees..."

Um, wouldn't that be essentially an inverted wall?

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (uiwCw)

142 110 Boeing was paid billions (can't even find a real number) to build a virtual fence just a few short years ago. Barry canceled it. It either did not work or worked too well. I also can't find that information.
Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (EtMVh)

I don't think it was given a chance to work.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (hUqh+)

143 116 The Ahnwoon has a deep longing for the Lurpa.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (z13UD)

I am wondering what ethnicity the lady who played t'Pau was. She added some great line readings there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

144 Nancy Pelosi is an old burlap sack filled with sticks, lawn trimmings, dead leaves, and regret.

Posted by: Nonapod at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (CLP9I)

145 hurt "the community trade."

So by "community trade" she means what, exactly?

Donkey shows?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:37 PM (7LY+6)

========

Where the hell else are my constituents supposed to get their high-grade, low-cost opioids???

Posted by: Nancy at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (vg8iE)

146 130 WTF is that brown thing in the first pic under the helicopter? Mexican Yetti? Chupacabra?

It's a scarecrow to warn you away from entering the forbidden zone. As seen in the well-known documentary film "Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: Anachronda at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (sGtp+)

147 WTF is that brown thing in the first pic under the helicopter? Mexican Yetti? Chupacabra?"

Mowdegrass Tyson...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (7LY+6)

148

OT fun.

Three Men Arrested For Cannibalism In Paris Suburb

Three men have been arrested in the refugee hotspot of Clichy-sous-Bois outside Paris and charged with biting a man on the face -- and then eating the pieces of flesh they had ripped off!

Police arrested the men, all from the African island nation of Cape Verde, on Sunday after they attacked another man in the Hector-Berlioz alley, Le Parisien reports.

I never thought the egotistical French would destroy themselves from within.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (fceHP)

149 I know Pelosi's Flowers speech, of which a short excerpt was provided to us last week by Minnfidel, was very moving. I had tears in my eyes after reading it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (4ErVI)

150 141. These berms and embankments would be full if Mexican snowdrifts in a week.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)

151 >>People get smuggled in in cars and trucks and buses. (Should we mow those, Nancy?) And a whole lot of people just walk in.

Haven't seen reports of this lately, but it seemed like for many years Mexican police and army vehicles have been crossing into US territory, too. I would think that's as much a concern as cartels, coyotes.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (W+vEI)

152 Mowdegrass Tyson...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM

LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (+1EJs)

153 We've known for a while that Nancy is one of the D.C. crowd buying her dementia meds at the Capital pharmacy.

She is effing nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (U+nHb)

154 124 109. Would do. But TGE is hoarding the sandtrout. Sez he's got an idea.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (fA1SL)

Appropriately enough: The Golden Path. It is gonna be Classy, Luxurious, and Yuge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

155
NANCY PELOSIE WANTS CLEAR FIELDS OF FIRE AT THE BORDER!!

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (lKyWE)

156 I am wondering what ethnicity the lady who played t'Pau was. She added some great line readings there.
=======

Celia Lovsky was born in Vienna and was married to Peter Lorre.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

157 No no no, they hide behind the cacti like Wile E. Coyote! He's a SOOOPER Genius!

Posted by: Nancy "Ask me about my grand dog" Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

158 WH press corps:guns, guns, massacres, guns guns...NRA!!!

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

159 the seal of "Isaiah the Prophet" has been found (well, half of it) -

https://tinyurl.com/y87ajgsv

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (6FqZa)
=================

Very cool - thanks. Isaiah is one of my favorites. I saw something yesterday about a slab being uncovered. Religiously significant but I can't find the article, since it swept by me on the Book of Faces.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (lwiT4)

160 106 100 yard deep Cholla cactus farm at the border would be a deterrent.

Posted by: Under Fire

..

10 feet deep, 10 yards wide, sharpened sticks.

Lets the precious turtles through but nothing else.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (vQVz+)

161
Three words: Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Posted by: Problem solved at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (/zwDg)

162 They wont let me booby trap my own house so I know they would not mine the border.

Posted by: California medical marijuana card holder at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (uYSAz)

163 68 The RCMP act as concierges for the illegals coming into Canada. They carry bags and babies and also assist women through the snow drifts.

So mowing the grass seems almost sane.
Posted by: all doubt removed at February 22, 2018 02:35 PM (xj0OI)

Less Dudley Do-Right, more Dirty Harry.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (tMFgx)

164 Maybe build a long ha-ha to keep the fields of fire uninterrupted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (hyuyC)

165 You can take Nancy Pelosi out of Baltimore, but you can't take the Baltimoron out of Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (dZ756)

166 >>Three words:

Machine Gun Nests?

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (v1Tpk)

167 Spring training baseball games start tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

168 >>Three words:

Croc Filled Moat?

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (v1Tpk)

169 Pelosi's been on autopilot since 2009.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (BwJGV)

170 156 I am wondering what ethnicity the lady who played t'Pau was. She added some great line readings there.
=======

Celia Lovsky was born in Vienna and was married to Peter Lorre.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

I was thinking Germanic decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

171 How about importing a million Cossacks and let roam the border and keep anything they find?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (2LelM)

172 Damn Grammie your into hamsters?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:41 PM (2LelM)
====================

Oh heavens no. I just use them as Post-it notes.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

173 Three words: Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Posted by: Problem solved at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM

Oh my!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (p+Wdc)

174 the seal of "Isaiah the Prophet" has been found (well, half of it) -

https://tinyurl.com/y87ajgsv

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 02:39 PM (6FqZa)

lots of folks trashing the finding though... many do not believe the fragment is enough evidence

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (fceHP)

175 107 If mowed lawns is their serious starting position ours should be a radioactive dead zone patrolled by killer robots.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:38 PM (hUqh+)

Heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (F5+ro)

176 Going long on Yard Boss

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (r9UYA)

177 Mowing the grass didn't help Rand Paul.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (ewxPW)

178 Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a
mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?
-----------------------------------

This! The lefties demanded Trump undergo such a test during his physical, so turnabout would totally be fair-play.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, concerned citizen at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (LISuA)

179 68 The RCMP act as concierges for the illegals coming into Canada. They carry bags and babies and also assist women through the snow drifts.

And yet they harass the shit out of us when we go in fishing spending money in their country. Oh and if you have a DWI you cannot enter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (+1EJs)

180 Spring training baseball games start tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)
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I know. I am twitterpated.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

181 WH press corps:guns, guns, massacres, guns guns...NRA!!!

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

My response is: "teachers molesting students, NEA is child molesters! Stop the NEA from buying Congress so they can continue the molestation!"

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (uiwCw)

182 I just dont Wall to become Trumps Gitmo .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (uYSAz)

183 We should all be pleased though that Pelosi is advocating clear visibility for fields of fire.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (vQVz+)

184 I never thought the egotistical French would destroy themselves from within.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:42 PM (fceHP)

I never thought the French would find a meat they disapproved of.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (tMFgx)

185 68 The RCMP act as concierges for the illegals coming into Canada. They carry bags and babies and also assist women through the snow drifts.
__________________________

Obama had Border Patrol down here acting as babysitters, short-order cooks, and chauffeurs for illegal aliens during his Reign of Error.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (fqUgw)

186 Mow the grass? I can help.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (HgMAr)

187 167 Spring training baseball games start tomorrow.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

And no Met has suffered a catastrophic injury.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (72PAC)

188 Almost made a comment like this yesterday when I hear Pelosi's statement, ace - but of course without the purty photos.

Idiot "Republican" mayor of San Diego not long ago repeated the barfalicious nonsense that we "need bridges, not walls". Of course there's been a barrier here since he was in law school. And of course the law enforcement and general situation are unimaginable *without* the barrier.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (QDnY+)

189 Mowing the grass didn't help Rand Paul.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM

LOL. Thanks, I needed that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (+1EJs)

190 171. Yes to this commonsense proposal. And many stronk Serbs for making removal from infested areas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (fA1SL)

191 Bottom picture looks like the back side of a fake Hollywood mountain range.

Posted by: geoffb at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (zOpu5)

192
Three words: Lions, Tigers and Bears. <<<<<<<<<<

Not sure why football and baseball teams can stop illegal aliens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

193 "165 You can take Nancy Pelosi out of Baltimore, but you can't take the Baltimoron out of Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: SFGoth"

Can I get a pit beef sandwich, hon.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

194 The original T'Pau. Born in Vienna. Married Peter Lorre

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Celia_Lovsky

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (z13UD)

195 The US doesn't employ mines anymore. Stopped around 2006.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:48 PM (hUqh+)

196 I never thought the French would find a meat they disapproved of.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (tMFgx)

hehe, that's funny, so true

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:48 PM (fceHP)

197 160 106 100 yard deep Cholla cactus farm at the border would be a deterrent.

Posted by: Under Fire

..

10 feet deep, 10 yards wide, sharpened sticks.

Lets the precious turtles through but nothing else.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (vQVz+)

No match for our flamethrowers

Posted by: The Cartels at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (BwJGV)

198 Boeing was paid billions"

SBInet I was a test bed for a variety of tech bits back in 06 or so for 1B. Worked pretty well (many parts were part of SBI II plans), but towards the end of the Bush era and the following admin it was left to wither.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (7LY+6)

199 >>Three words:

Croc Filled Moat?

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (v1Tpk)
..............

Steel bear traps.

Posted by: wth - at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (HgMAr)

200 Mowing the grass didn't help Rand Paul.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM

threadwinner

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (fceHP)

201 In Pelosi's defense in her mind the first thing that comes up when considering Mexicans is yard work, the second being "nanny"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

202 Couldn't the President being commander in chief of the military simply designate them to now take up border security? I mean defending our border from invaders is sort of the main reason countries have a military.

We easily have the technology and manpower to do this with a pen stroke.

I'd rather have our personnel and equipment on our border than roaming around in some far away place, or defending another border like South Korea's.

Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (lKmt3)

203 Three Men Arrested For Cannibalism In Paris Suburb

I should be surprised...but I'm not. And I wonder if they will even be deported. Probably not. And even if France tried, the EU court could overrule it. Then there is the cultural excuse the judge could rule. I'm not being sarcastic...these are all things that have happened. And they are not the most egregious.

But I don't want to go there. It's too depressing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (YOIA1)

204 ots of folks trashing the finding though... many do not believe the fragment is enough evidence

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (fceHP)
===================

Authenticity is always up for debate I guess. Some people will never believe despite the evidence, not even if someone was raised from the dead.

Oh wait.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (lwiT4)

205 Nancy Pelosi and Nora Desmond have never been seen in the same room together, have they?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (5fRCd)

206 I've had an inner struggle deciding if it's a good or bad thing that Nancy Pelosi is losing control of her faculties. I lean to a bad thing since madness and decrepitude in American leadership at the national level--even among the opposition's leadership--is not good, ever.

It's also bad on a personal level, bad for me. I don't want to be in a place where I wish such ill on another.

Posted by: troyriser at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (K8f5g)

207 Oh and if you have a DWI you cannot enter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:46 PM (+1EJs)

Which is kind of absurd, frankly.

But in Canada, a DUI is a felony -- and they, like us, don't let felons in to their country.

We do the same shit though -- even if you plea guilty to a minor misdemeanor in your home country, if the same crime would have been a felony in the US -- no entry.

Unless you want to walk across our freshly mowed southern border, then forget everything I just said.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)

208 Pelosi is an idiot, but half the border is in the Rio Grande, which is fact is lined with tall brush and grass.

Most of the crossings now are in South Texas, and the brush and cane are very thick there.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (6HFDU)

209 The solution to our immigration issues is more common sense lawn care legislation! Despite what President Bush says, it will help attract more Dreamers in the fight to cure cancer and boost the community trade!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (O5Q3r)

210 Spring training baseball games start tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

I'm watching the 1978 World Series these days. A few innings at a time. Game 3, Guidry doesn't seem to have his best stuff, but so far Yanks are leading 2-1.

You know what I don't miss about watching those games? Everybody talking about bat speed, exit velocity, and those little graphics that show red zones and all that other nonsense.

Oh, and I don't miss all the hillbilly beards either.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (9chmE)

211 201 In Pelosi's defense in her mind the first thing that comes up when considering Mexicans is yard work, the second being "nanny"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

Um, she calls them 'Elderly Care Givers' now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

212
Three words:
Croc Filled Moat?
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (v1Tpk)

That'll attract a lot of gay dudes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (lKyWE)

213 And no Met has suffered a catastrophic injury.

...yet.

But with the new little league extra inning rule I'm not sure I even care about baseball any longer. Every major league sport seems determined to take a giant crap into the cheering mouths of their fans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)

214 LOL. Thanks, I needed that.
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;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:50 PM (ewxPW)

215
No sir, No. I shall not walk in short mown grass.

Posted by: Illegal Alien at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

216 Not sure why football and baseball teams can stop illegal aliens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (r+sAi)
============

Especially the Bears.

Posted by: grammie winger - at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (lwiT4)

217
Lets the precious turtles through but nothing else.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:44 PM (vQVz+)

No match for our flamethrowers
Posted by: The Cartels

You guys really have it in for the turtles, huh?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (vQVz+)

218 Where would we put all the clippings?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

219

TAG: Not fasion

Gucci Puts On Worst Fashion Show In 'Post-Human' History. It's Horrific And Hilarious.

No genders, severed heads, cyclopean eyes, baby dragons . . . ?

https://tinyurl.com/y8p5huyy

seriously, go look at the pictures
daily wire
Shapiro's site

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (fceHP)

220 Big signs all along the border. We've placed mines in some locations. Guess where?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (+1EJs)

221 Sand worms.

Tortoises with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

222 I still want manned fire watch towers place five miles from each other along the border equipped with the latest observation tech. Its my pony express plan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (uYSAz)

223

lol, comment on Gucci fashion garbage

Suddenly, Zoolander is becoming more of a documentary than a comedy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (fceHP)

224 As someone who lives in said verdant grassland that is the Arizona/Mexico border, I say we need a wall.

A big, beautiful wall.

Bigly.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (O9qtX)

225 208 Pelosi is an idiot, but half the border is in the Rio Grande, which is fact is lined with tall brush and grass.

Most of the crossings now are in South Texas, and the brush and cane are very thick there.
Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 02:49 PM (6HFDU)

Yes, yes, we know.

It's an absurd bargaining position though.

We say, "we want a wall"
They say, "well, how about we send over some guys with some weed whackers and call it a day?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (F5+ro)

226 It doesn't matter what type of license you hold, you cannot bring a handgun into Canada. Fuck them.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (r9UYA)

227 So she is admitting that some deterrent is required. So why half ass it. Build the motherfriggin wall!

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (RmeZd)

228 Still snickering at the Democrat getting a beatdown by Shatner for using a con photo for campaign mailings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (z13UD)

229 218 Where would we put all the clippings?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

Dump it over the fence like everyone else?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (hUqh+)

230 No sir, No. I shall not walk in short mown grass.
Posted by: Illegal Alien

...

Holy crap. They've landscaped the whole fricking country right to the border

Posted by: Second Illegal Alien at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (vQVz+)

231 Believe it or not, even in those pictures there are a lot of places to hide. That fact has a lot more to do with terrain features and not the desert "grass". I used to hunt out in the desert west of Phoenix and have seen it first hand.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (IuYIh)

232 218 Where would we put all the clippings?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

Make them into fertilizer.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (BwJGV)

233 It's like if you listed your house for sale for $300,000 and you got an offer the first day it was listed for $75,000.

You'd probably not take that too seriously. It's an absurd offer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (F5+ro)

234 Border Patrol To Nancy: "The drugs on the boarder are a big problem. It's easy for the smugglers with so much grass and weed.

Nancy: "Just what a I thought. We don't need walls, we need lawn mowers!"

Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (G0vdT)

235 198 Boeing was paid billions"

SBInet I was a test bed for a variety of tech bits back in 06 or so for 1B. Worked pretty well (many parts were part of SBI II plans), but towards the end of the Bush era and the following admin it was left to wither.
--------------------
The whole SBI Net was a sop to Defense Contractors while pretending to do something on illegal immigration. Totes Bush Blowjob. The cancelled it cuz it was too expensive per mile and their assumption of being able to plug and play multiple end items into a common software Common Operational Picture proved to be a bridge too far.

A really tall wall works without software or electricity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

236 Minefields would be cheaper than a wall, not advocating it just pointing this out.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:40 PM (aC6Sd)

*******

And/or sentry auto-guns... Oh, and robot attack dogs!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōru at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (e9G8E)

237 Grass futures are up.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (SVHI1)

238 >>Most of the crossings now are in South Texas, and the brush and cane are very thick there.

Huh, OK. Still need to do more than make the crossers visible, though. They need to be *stopped*.
It's like those ads for that ID theft company - a security monitor vs. their service that shuts down the ID thieves. Pelosi is unserious about stopping or even slowing down illegals.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

239 Spring training baseball games start tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

I'm watching the Red Sox right now. Doubleheader vs. Northeastern and then Boston College. Also watching it snow out after 2 days in the 70s.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (O5Q3r)

240 Oh good. 3 plus inches of snow today at rush hour and maybe 10 on Saturday!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (+1EJs)

241
Its high tall grass for me, so I can dream like Maximus, or I'm not coming.

Comprendes?

Posted by: Illegal Alien at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

242 Hey pelosi, are ypu suggesting we hire mexicans to mow that grass? Thats rayciiiiiiiis!

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (RmeZd)

243 Put up little signs reading "keep off the lawn".

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (BwJGV)

244 Gloria Swanson was only 50 when she played Norma Desmond.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 02:55 PM (LiyEm)

245 Isn't there a line in This Land Is Your Land about the border grass? I think it comes right before redwood forest.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 22, 2018 02:55 PM (xPl2J)

246 No genders, severed heads, cyclopean eyes, baby dragons . . . ?
_________________

I saw those "fashion" photos this morning, and it appears that all the gory props are designed to distract viewers' attention from the butt-ugly clothes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2018 02:55 PM (fqUgw)

247 Is it too late to declare war on Mexico and take over?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hyuyC)
By the way, Mexico's southern border with Guatemala is heavily fortified. And they don't let Guatemalan "Dreamers" stay either.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 02:55 PM (ujg0T)

248 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 02:51 PM (fceHP)

Heh. It's sad this does not shock me more.

Depravity is the new morality.

Once you get that straight, everything else makes sense.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:55 PM (YOIA1)

249 NRA: Age limit on gun purchases a non-starter.

Sending them a bonus check.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (r9UYA)

250

All of this started when one of Pelosi's advisors said "Hey."

"They're trying to Round-Up the illegals."

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (x25VP)

251 >>Dump it over the fence like everyone else?

And have Jose come break my ribs?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (/tuJf)

252 Idiot "Republican" mayor of San Diego not long ago
repeated the barfalicious nonsense that we "need bridges, not walls". Of
course there's been a barrier here since he was in law school. And of
course the law enforcement and general situation are unimaginable
*without* the barrier.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 02:47 PM (QDnY+)

As a former resident of ~~Venereal~~ Imperial Beach, I can attest to the efficacy of a border wall.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (uiwCw)

253 We could place random doors along the wall with various traps or surprises behind. Sometimes a robot dog, sometimes a trap gun. Maybe a patch of mowed grass.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (RmeZd)

254 The cancelled it "

IIRC it wasn't officially cancelled until 2011 or so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM (7LY+6)

255 Not defending Pelosi by any stretch of the imagination, but there are places where the traffickers us those Grassy( more like bamboo) areas to sell their wares. If you've ever seen "Trade" you will recognize them in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2018 02:57 PM (b4Gnp)

256 maybe if we just plant a bunch of cactus we can catch them napping under them in their sombreros.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

257 >>By the way, Mexico's southern border with Guatemala is heavily fortified. And they don't let Guatemalan "Dreamers" stay either.

Think how shitty your life must be if Mexico is your dream.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

258 Second look at new artillery ranges?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

259 willowed:

By the way, has anyone else here read the late and unlamented Elliot Rodger's manifesto 'My Twisted World"? It gave me pause, because I can see that sort of thing happening again and again without armed school guards and better mental health approaches.

While Elliot Rodger was clearly a spoiled brat and it is best that this bad seed and piece of human waste is pushing up daisies, part of me DID feel pity for a young man who did not enjoy his school years either, who was a product of Hollyleft parents and cultural madness, who never learned how the real world worked, and whose parents used him as a pawn in their fights with each other.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ujg0T)

260 If we see anyone around the border we can ask them, " are you an illegal alien?" Works every time.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (BwJGV)

261 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold. I have looked and except the Las Vegas shooter I don't know of another murder done with one.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

262 >>Idiot "Republican" mayor of San Diego not long ago
repeated the barfalicious nonsense that we "need bridges, not walls".

He/she sounds like a WA Republican.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (r9UYA)

263 Suddenly, Zoolander is becoming more of a documentary than a comedy.
BTW, P.M. Justin is currently in India making a fool out of himself by dressing himself and his family (who are along because, you know, it's serious work and not a taxpaid vacation) by dressing in exotic Indian costumes, and inviting a Canadian Sikh terrorist who attempted to kill an Indian cabinet minister visiting Canada to a dinner held at the Canadian "embassy".
https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

264 As someone who lives in said verdant grassland that is the Arizona/Mexico border, I say we need a wall.

A big, beautiful wall.

Yes, and we can cover it in greenery.

Like the backdrop in OBama's portrait.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (YOIA1)

265 Did NYU serve a racist dinner to celebrate black history month?(2 black employees lose their job over it)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/289392/

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

266 A really tall wall works without software or electricity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

No obstacle works without observation and action.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (hUqh+)

267 The real problem with mowing will be getting into fights with Mexico because their crabgrass keeps spreading to our side.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (vQVz+)

268 I personally don't think there's ever going to be a wall, at least in Trump's first term.

And it's the Republican Congress fault. They could fund a wall tomorrow if they wanted, its like what we spend every few weeks on Medicaid. And we damn well know Republicans don't care anymore about debt and spending anyway.

Maybe 2018 defies history and goes our way and we get enough actual conservatives, but short of that, I don't see it happening.

Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (lKmt3)

269 Castro had the right idea.

The U.S. put mines and a fence around GTMO (the mines were removed by Bill Clinton).

Castro put mines on his side of the fence and they are still there (and sometimes they go off in when wildlife detonates them.)

Castro also put a ton of cactus on his side of the fence, mostly to stop defectors. Certain parts of the fence line are snarled with overgrown cactus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2018 02:59 PM (ATVNj)

270 A Modest Proposal for Border Security

Seed the whole border with Cobalt-60. That should cut down on foot traffic. However the chances of a 50ft Gila Monster showing up to eat Tijuana goes up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (z13UD)

271 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold. I have looked and except the Las Vegas shooter I don't know of another murder done with one.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (uYSAz)

272 Nancy Pelosi is EXACTLY the type of mentally challenged person, that Liberals are screaming to get guns out of their hands. She has reached diminished capacity levels.

Posted by: builderD at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (zTeQ5)

273 Croc Filled Moat?
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 02:45 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: J. Crew Messenger Bags at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (ctuyM)

274 https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AnimatedAggressiveHamster

Monty Python is on it.

Posted by: DCPensFan at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (xNplS)

275 Here's an idea! The Mexican Canal!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 03:01 PM (O5Q3r)

276 So Pelosi proposes to give the border a Brazilian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:01 PM (qwliU)

277 266 A really tall wall works without software or electricity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

No obstacle works without observation and action.
-------------------
True, but falling from 40 to 50 feet unobserved in the desert has its own police function. Maybe BP will drive by or not.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2LelM)

278 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold.

Doesn't Congress have to vote on that? Last time it didn't pass.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:01 PM (YOIA1)

279 270. Hmmmm.....well, I WOULD like us to resume testing of the SLAM:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersonic_Low_Altitude_Missile

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:01 PM (fA1SL)

280 "Did NYU serve a racist dinner to celebrate black history month?(2 black employees lose their job over it)"

I could do without the Kool Aid, but the actual food sounded really good. Ridiculous that they were fired.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

281
Hey buddy, wanna buy some long grass?

Posted by: Illegal Alien at February 22, 2018 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

282 263
Suddenly, Zoolander is becoming more of a documentary than a comedy.
BTW,
P.M. Justin is currently in India making a fool out of himself by
dressing himself and his family (who are along because, you know, it's
serious work and not a taxpaid vacation) by dressing in exotic Indian
costumes, and inviting a Canadian Sikh terrorist who attempted to kill
an Indian cabinet minister visiting Canada to a dinner held at the
Canadian "embassy".
https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

Hey, man. That's not cool.

Posted by: Katie Couric at February 22, 2018 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

283 Here's an idea! The Mexican Canal!
Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:03 PM (ewxPW)

284 NRA: Age limit on gun purchases a non-starter.
Sending them a bonus check.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 02:56 PM

Might want to wait on that bonus check. Rumors are going around that a big bill is going to be co-announced by the NRA and Republicans on Friday that RKBA activists aren't going to like at all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 03:03 PM (ctuyM)

285 238 >>Most of the crossings now are in South Texas, and the brush and cane are very thick there.

Huh, OK. Still need to do more than make the crossers visible, though. They need to be *stopped*.
It's like those ads for that ID theft company - a security monitor vs. their service that shuts down the ID thieves. Pelosi is unserious about stopping or even slowing down illegals.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

If and when the money gets appropriated, the first new stretch of Wall is planned for Santa Ana NWR down in the southern tip of Texas. It's extremely brushy.
They're starting on federal land because the condemnation process for all the private land hasn't begun and will take awhile.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:03 PM (6HFDU)

286 Nancy's first offer was to send limos to pick up the illegals and deliver them directly to Home Depot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (7ZVPa)

287 My plan is to set up automated pill boxes at the border which spray out an unending stream of lead.

Posted by: MAGA at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (iHT+a)

288 283 Here's an idea! The Mexican Canal!
Alimentary, my dear Watson.
__________________________________

Sounds Erie to me.

Posted by: Gov. George Clinton at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (ATVNj)

289 Did NYU serve a racist dinner

....

How the fcuk can a dinner be "racist"?

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (x25VP)

290 BTW, P.M. Justin is currently in India making a fool out of himself by dressing himself and his family (who are along because, you know, it's serious work and not a taxpaid vacation) by dressing in exotic Indian costumes, and inviting a Canadian Sikh terrorist who attempted to kill an Indian cabinet minister visiting Canada to a dinner held at the Canadian "embassy".
https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

I didn't see that about the Terrorist invite but I do know he has been ridiculed in India...deservedly so.

The guy really is a buffoon.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (YOIA1)

291 True, but falling from 40 to 50 feet unobserved in the desert has its own police function. Maybe BP will drive by or not.
Posted by: Puddin Head

...

If it were useless, the Dems would encourage the GOP to build it so the failure could be used against them.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (vQVz+)

292 272
Nancy Pelosi is EXACTLY the type of mentally challenged person, that
Liberals are screaming to get guns out of their hands. She has reached
diminished capacity levels.

Posted by: builderD at February 22, 2018 03:00 PM (zTeQ5)

Exclusive use of force against a population in her firm grip.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

293 "By the way, Mexico's southern border with Guatemala is heavily fortified. And they don't let Guatemalan "Dreamers" stay either.

Think how shitty your life must be if Mexico is your dream.
Posted by: JackStraw"

I think the dream is to pass through to the US.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (OD2ni)

294 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold. I have looked and except the Las Vegas shooter I don't know of another murder done with one.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

Bumpstocks would be so easy to create on a 3D printer. A hunk of plastic is all it is.

I couldnt care less about BSs but you give these cucks an inch they will demand a kilometer.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (uYSAz)

295 Grass grows back.
Sensors can be turned off.
Drones can be grounded.
Personnel can be reassigned.

A wall endures.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

296
Nay, the wall will not be built. I knew this when Trump was a candidate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (r+sAi)

297 https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

wow, that guy really hates Trudeau, but makes is comedic

hah, hoo boy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (fceHP)

298 I noticed recently that the DACA kids that are always protesting are now using the Monarch Butterfly as their Logo. Someone should tell them that Monarchs are born in Mexico and summer in America and then RETURN TO MEXICO. Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)

The little Mariposas that Love Science Sexually didn't learn actual biology? Sounds about right.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (hvf9s)

299 They'll just come across on their riding mowers!

Ready to start work!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (oVJmc)

300 when grass is tall Mexicans get lost and wander across the border.

when grass is tall Mexicans think we need more lawn care so come over to help us

the grass is always greener on the other side, so if we mow the grass till it is dead, we will fool them into thinking Mexico is better.

But really, wasn't Nancy's father famous for working WITH organized crime? Doesn't Nancy like the cheap votes and no voter ID and whatever other money flows from the underworld which Democrats so love?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (bT8Z4)

301 The way I heard it after the Vegas shooting Barak's people didn't think stopping the sale of Bump Stocks would be allowed.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (aC6Sd)

302 PDT threatens to pull ICE out of California.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (r9UYA)

303 A cow like Nazi Pelousy needs freshly-mown grass to chew on, after all.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:06 PM (WDCYi)

304 Think how shitty your life must be if Mexico is your dream.
Posted by: JackStraw"

I think the dream is to pass through to the US.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (OD2ni)

Believe it or not, however corrupt Mexico is, it is a haven for many really down and out Guatemalans, Salvadorans, and other Central Americans.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:06 PM (ujg0T)

305 Ah yes,the "flying crowbar".Leaving a trail of radiation.There is one UFO report that sounds like they witnessed testing of something similar..

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 03:06 PM (LiyEm)

306 Most of the crossings now are in South Texas, and the brush and cane are very thick there.

Just make it a permanent ring of fire then

/shrug

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

307 We see a lot of Guatemalans at work, I have no idea if they are illegal or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM (aC6Sd)

308 Illegal immigration will be solved when Americans love their children more than they hate mowing their lawn.

Posted by: Hope Meadow Blossom at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM (ATVNj)

309 305. And flight times of weeks at supersonic speeds at low altitude. The thing would have been a nightmare weapon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

310 That's pretty labor intensive. Not to mention dealing with the gophers.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM (HgMAr)

311 #290 Here you go, professor. The Sikh 'activist' is also a Liberal Party insider in British Columbia...
https://twitter.com/CandiceMalcolm/status/966455883503828994

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM (ewxPW)

312 Thank gawd for you funny people. There have been some great posts in this thread. Clever ones.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:08 PM (YOIA1)

313 298 I noticed recently that the DACA kids that are always protesting are now using the Monarch Butterfly as their Logo. Someone should tell them that Monarchs are born in Mexico and summer in America and then RETURN TO MEXICO. Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)

The little Mariposas that Love Science Sexually didn't learn actual biology? Sounds about right.
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:05 PM (hvf9s)

Aren't they normally way up north in Canada but come down to the Cali Coast? I know it's a big deal to see them wintering in Santa Cruz and points south.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

314 By the way, Mexico's southern border with Guatemala is heavily fortified. And they don't let Guatemalan "Dreamers" stay either.

Think how shitty your life must be if Mexico is your dream.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

The Mayan's had their fucking chance but nooo

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 22, 2018 03:08 PM (czkHE)

315 222 I still want manned fire watch towers place five miles from each other along the border equipped with the latest observation tech. Its my pony express plan.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 02:52 PM (uYSAz)

With those Robot Sniper Rifles??? In .50???

The ones you control through a camera and joystick?

You could fund the maintenance of the fence by selling time slots... online...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

316 I wonder what the American's that retired in Mexico are thinking now.

There were communities that shot up for them, complete with "American" shopping. On the water, etc.

But they never know when Mexico will "take it back."

I would never have invested there.

So many people still vacation there. Canadians, too. Americans own condo's that they rent out, etc.

Because it's cheap.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)

317 the problem with the "bump stock" rule is the wording. anything that increases the cyclic firing rate. this would include trigger mods if the ATF so deems. No way I want ATF bureaucrats deciding my AR is illegal. look what they did to Mount Carmel

Posted by: Saudaukar organizer at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (Wa5hI)

318 How about a fence maze that herd the crossers to a location where they can easily be picked up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (uYSAz)

319 There is already a model of a working border fence. The DMZ in Korea. It has a wide exclusion zone, a belt of AP/AV mixed mines, armed patrols, a fence or two and manned guard posts with interlocking fields of fire and non-visual sensors. Still has infiltrators but only a tiny handful.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (hUqh+)

320 I saw those "fashion" photos this morning, and it appears that all the gory props are designed to distract viewers' attention from the butt-ugly clothes.
======

Very appropriate the cross-dressed male in the blue turban has an "SF" logo on the jacket!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

321 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold.

Doesn't Congress have to vote on that? Last time it didn't pass.
Posted by: professor disarray

____________

I think ATF or some agency can decide if it is a "lawful" device or not and then a person can go to Court and sue to see if it falls under the statute as a modification to make a weapon an automatic.

Obama's ATF "okayed" it as a device for disabled people.

Personally, I think bump stocks are a dumb distraction and not something serious gun owners ever messed around with anyway.

Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 03:10 PM (lKmt3)

322 A wall endures.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

It also has a highway full of coyotes and visa overstayers passing through it. Its useless.

You want to end illegal immigration you have to stop illegal employment. That is the only thing that will make a difference.

Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 22, 2018 03:10 PM (uEZgY)

323 That would definitely make a Grand SLAM of someone's breakfast.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (z13UD)

324 You want to end illegal immigration you have to stop illegal employment. That is the only thing that will make a difference.
========

And tax the ever-loving shit out of any remittances.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

325 295 Grass grows back.
Sensors can be turned off.
Drones can be grounded.
Personnel can be reassigned.

A wall endures.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

Hmmm..... could be.....

Posted by: The Great Wall of China at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

326 >>> https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888 Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

Hilarious! Someone needs to tell him there is more to leading than snazzy cosplay photoshoots.

It says at the twitter he screwed up Canada's 150th. How did he manage to do that?

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

327 Castration and repatriation. Simple solution from a simple mind.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (zTgIO)

328 BTW, P.M. Justin is currently in India making a fool out of himself by dressing himself and his family (who are along because, you know, it's serious work and not a taxpaid vacation) by dressing in exotic Indian costumes, and inviting a Canadian Sikh terrorist who attempted to kill an Indian cabinet minister visiting Canada to a dinner held at the Canadian "embassy".
https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/966423762877861888
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (ewxPW)

I can't wait for him to visit Egypt sporting his King Tut outfit.

Or sub-Saharan Africa, stylin' in a dashiki.

He really should work for Comedy Central.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (qwliU)

329 Just paint all the ICE vans to look like taco trucks.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

330 what trump needs make happen for illegalz:

1. federal crime to DWI while illegal
2. tax remittances at median tax rate

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (V3U1L)

331 323. True. That at breakfast, and you won't need lunch or dinner. Ever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (fA1SL)

332 I'm just going to say it again, as someone who actually knows something about this

Those pictures don't represent where the majority of crossings are happening, which is South Texas.

AZ is not the majority of the border, Texas is.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (6HFDU)

333 325 295 Grass grows back.
Sensors can be turned off.
Drones can be grounded.
Personnel can be reassigned.

A wall endures.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

Hmmm..... could be.....
Posted by: The Great Wall of China at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

Maybe not...

Posted by: Berlin Wall at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (YOIA1)

334 A wall endures.
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so God decided to make a wall...

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (V3U1L)

335

so sad, the sidebar is unreadable for me now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (fceHP)

336 Maginot Wall worked. Commie Krauts went around.

If only the Belgies had mowed the Ardennes.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (e1mEI)

337 Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 22, 2018 03:10 PM (uEZgY)

Unfortunately you will have to add government entitlements to that now. They would still come here for that and to have their babies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:12 PM (uYSAz)

338 You want to end illegal immigration you have to stop illegal employment. That is the only thing that will make a difference.

__________

If you had something like E-Verify as mandatory, it would do far more than a wall.

I still say most illegals here came through the front door.

Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2018 03:13 PM (lKmt3)

339 They would still come here for that and to have their babies.
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They are just so damn fertile!

Posted by: Yeb! at February 22, 2018 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

340 Without looking deeper into it. I initially thought piglosi was referring to Americans mow their own grass so illegals can't be landscapers.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 22, 2018 03:13 PM (suO/a)

341 318 How about a fence maze that herd the crossers to a location where they can easily be picked up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (uYSAz)

How about a portal that only allows people through who can solve a quadratic equation?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (qwliU)

342 What is with the idiocy of "walls don't work"? Of course they do.

Internal enforcement, including workplace, are impractical or irrelevant to several aspects of an insecure border. Obviously.

Both - all - are needed.

Then again, it's a country that elected Obama twice. So the adults with a clue are always hanging on by a fingernail against the stupidity and the darkness.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (QDnY+)

343
I don't want to give the leftists an inch in the gun control either, so no go. But a small part of me would like to see a bumpstock ban so I can say see it didn't work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (r+sAi)

344 How is C-CUC going this year? Notice how we are no longer subjected to hearing about it ever since GOProud vanished.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (lKs2v)

345 327 A fez

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (LiyEm)

346 Justine Trudeau, Upper Class Twit who is so stupid that he makes a waste basket seem smart. Someone so idiotic the Village Idiots Union voted him out for ruining their reputation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (z13UD)

347 Just heard on the hour news President Trump said they were going to stop Bump Stocks from being sold. I have looked and except the Las Vegas shooter I don't know of another murder done with one.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

Does anyone actually sell those? I thought they were homemade items.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

348 But a small part of me would like to see a bumpstock ban so I can say see it didn't work.
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We'll beat you to it and then demand full confiscation!

Posted by: The Left at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)

349 It says at the twitter he screwed up Canada's 150th. How did he manage to do that?
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

I'm not positive, but I think he changed some words in their National Anthem. Or got Parliment to do so. He really is a constant source of buffoonery. Like "peoplekind" gaffe.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (YOIA1)

350 The Great Wall of China at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

The wall was manned by thousands of troops. It was as much a fort as a wall.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

351 How about a portal that only allows people through who can solve a quadratic equation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (qwliU)

The cake is a lie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

352 stace, keep saying it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (b4Gnp)

353 318 How about a fence maze that herd the crossers to a location where they can easily be picked up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (uYSAz)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (xjiRE)

354 AZ is not the majority of the border, Texas is.
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Having spent a number of summers testing in Yuma I can tell you they get a shitload of illegals crossing there.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)

355 Just make it a permanent ring of fire then
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:06 PM

You have my support.

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (ctuyM)

356 318. We can haz minotaurs?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

357 I can't wait for him to visit Egypt sporting his King Tut outfit.

Or sub-Saharan Africa, stylin' in a dashiki.

He really should work for Comedy Central.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (qwliU)

It reminds me of Katie Couric and her stupid Amsterdam, they skate to work statement.

I see in the twitter feed linked that someone responded saying that they don't all dress like that every day. What an idiot! It's like halloween for him and his family.

He really is a dope head.

The left crow about wanting to be European and THEY are the ones that Europeans mock for their small world stupidity.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (fceHP)

358 The owner of the big gun store here said he sells very few bump stocks. Ever.

Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (EFvVi)

359 *offers the Empress some cake*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (z13UD)

360 Desert Tortoise with Lasers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (2LelM)

361 Just make it a permanent ring of fire then
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Yeah, no. Been there, done that. I will tell you, though, the ring of itch is worse.

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

362 I have tried to Google it different ways and different times Has a Bump stock ever been used in a murder? Nothing but the Vegas shooting ever comes up. They are a pointless way to throw lead down range and anywhere else it might go.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (aC6Sd)

363 358 The owner of the big gun store here said he sells very few bump stocks. Ever.
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Great way to waste ammo. Can't think of any real use for a bump stock.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (2LelM)

364 351 How about a portal that only allows people through who can solve a quadratic equation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (qwliU)

The cake is a lie.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

GLADoS is your spirit animal isn't she?

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (lKs2v)

365 Heh. I saw that pic of Trudeau this morning. He looked like an idiot. How could canadians elect this effeminate twit is a mystery.

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

366 316 I wonder what the Americans that retired in Mexico are thinking now.

There were communities that shot up for them, complete with "American" shopping. On the water, etc.

But they never know when Mexico will "take it back."

I would never have invested there.

So many people still vacation there. Canadians, too. Americans own condo's that they rent out, etc.

Because it's cheap.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)

A Hispanic friend and neighbor told me that only Mexican citizens can own property in Mexico. He had a friend - also Hispanic - who married a Mexican woman, and for whom he had built a house. When the marriage went south, she turfed him out, and he had no legal standing vis a vis the house - because he was not a Mexican citizen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (qwliU)

367 Just don't ask Leon about picking up any of those tortoises.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (z13UD)

368 You know, I like Jake Tapper but he didn't do as good of a job as he could have last night. But I still like Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (SkuXa)

369 How many visas were issued to Mexicans and Central Americans in the last 20 years? Add those numbers up. They don't come close to the number of illegals from those countries. Not even a major fraction.

Do people think we've been issuing 100s of thousands of visas in those relatively small countries for decades? Not even close.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (QDnY+)

370 How about a portal that only allows people through who can solve a quadratic equation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:14 PM (qwliU)

Or just build a Penrose stairwell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (fceHP)

371 "You want to end illegal immigration you have to stop illegal employment. That is the only thing that will make a difference."

Ha! We didn't come here for the jobs, per se, hombre.

Posted by: MS13 at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (8TdcF)

372 "It reminds me of Katie Couric and her stupid Amsterdam, they skate to work statement."

Isn't it about time for her to get another colonoscopy? I'm ready for a second trip up Katie's ass.

Posted by: Jwest at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (/roJx)

373 It says at the twitter he screwed up Canada's 150th. How did he manage to do that?
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Spending on stupid stuff like an open-air, temporary ice rink in Ottawa for about 5 times more than it should have cost (paying off buddies?) when the Rideau Canal that runs through Ottawa is run as a skating rink all winter long. (Longest outdoor skating rink in the world IIRC.) And I assume people rightly complaining about his "white people didn't build that" diversity crap in general.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (ewxPW)

374
Having spent a number of summers testing in Yuma I can tell you they get a shitload of illegals crossing there.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)

Yes, but RGV and Laredo sectors in South Texes are getting far more than Yuma sector according to CBP.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (6HFDU)

375
so God decided to make a wall...

Posted by: zibbly wibbly
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No I didn't...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (cYjBc)

376 365 Heh. I saw that pic of Trudeau this morning. He looked like an idiot. How could canadians elect this effeminate twit is a mystery.
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

We can talk. We elected a fey half-breed Communist agitator.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (qwliU)

377 If you want to think outside the box: We could just pay the Mexican government/Cartels (BIRM) a grant to close the border and subtract $5K from the amount for each illegal found in the US and $200K for each US citizen killed in the process. Let them sort it out south of the border.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (hUqh+)

378 I'm ready for a second trip up Katie's ass.
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Watch for the speed bumps.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (vg8iE)

379 AZ is not the majority of the border, Texas is."

Yes, but the numbers (and I know, the data is likely to be so incorrect as to make this all fiction) indicate that most make their way up the long valleys that cross the border, as opposed to the desert like conditions S of West Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (7LY+6)

380 A Hispanic friend and neighbor told me that only Mexican citizens can own property in Mexico. He had a friend - also Hispanic - who married a Mexican woman, and for whom he had built a house. When the marriage went south, she turfed him out, and he had no legal standing vis a vis the house - because he was not a Mexican citizen.
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Canada doesn't allow Americans to buy waterfront property. This Open Borders seems to have a lot of One Way Signs associated with it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:20 PM (2LelM)

381 >It says at the twitter he screwed up Canada's 150th. How did he manage to do that?
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

Because he's Justin Trudeau?

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 22, 2018 03:20 PM (xj0OI)

382 350 The Great Wall of China at February 22, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

The wall was manned by thousands of troops. It was as much a fort as a wall.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

Truthfully???

I'd rather have our troops manning OUR border, than protecting OTHER peoples borders....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2018 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

383 376, We can talk. We elected a fey half-breed Communist agitator.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (qwliU

Sigh. Right you are. I try my best to forget those years.

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

384
Having spent a number of summers testing in Yuma I can tell you they get a shitload of illegals crossing there.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)

Yes, but RGV and Laredo sectors in South Texes are getting far more than Yuma sector according to CBP.

.....

Honestly, I don't know why everyone here pretends like Texas doesn't exist, when it's the majority of the border and where the real problem is.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (6HFDU)

385 That's pretty labor intensive. Not to mention dealing with the gophers.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:07 PM

Yeah, those University of Wisconsin alums around here are something else, aren't they?

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (ctuyM)

386 >>>>>I have tried to Google it different ways and different times Has a Bump
stock ever been used in a murder? Nothing but the Vegas shooting ever
comes up. They are a pointless way to throw lead down range and anywhere
else it might go.
.
.
.No bump stocks have not been used in a criminal act before the Vegas shooting.

They are junk prone to breaking and extremely inaccurate when firing with them. Most gun ranges that I know have banned the things because they are dangerous.

They are a novelty and only a few companies make them.

Note: You do not need a bump stock to bump fire. You can do it with your belt loop or a thick rubber band. There is a youtube video of a guy bump firing an M1 Garand from his belt loop.

However, I seriously doubt Trump will unilaterally ban them because obama's ATF tried and couldn't do it within the framework of the law as it is written.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (+Dllb)

387 I don't think she's admitting to us having much of a problem at all. She is so dismissive of the very idea of any sort of wall that she suggests mowing the grass as a kind of half-assed solution to a non-existent problem in the first place.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (tcwn1)

388 the wall might be an idea, but i still believe that going after the business's that hire is the issue.
have the business's apply for needed labor at a 'livable' wage, those that want to fill those jobs may. like with a green card?

But those that come have to be supported/financial/health and welfare by the corporation/business that hires them. no public funding for their less expense to them labor.

No under the table deals with Cheaper than dirt labor/labor bananza for business's undermining wages and making them pay the costs for their employees.

Don't we already have a system set up, when their aren't enough bodies available?

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (Z8j2x)

389 Having spent a number of summers testing in Yuma I can tell you they get a shitload of illegals crossing there.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)

The term "wetback" applied not only to those trying to cross the Rio Grande, but also the Colorado River near Yuma, and the "All American Canal" in southern California's Imperial County region as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:21 PM (ujg0T)

390 Bill Murray will solve that gopher problem, even if he has to blow up the countryside.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (z13UD)

391 So some former playmate is accusing PDT of inappropriate behavior.
Like they never lie.
I'm sure she loves Italian food, the color green, walks along the beach, and men who aren't afraid to cry. Big turnoffs include tacos, wrinkled tee shirts and dirty gym shoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (0tfLf)

392 I'm not positive, but I think he changed some words in their National Anthem. Or got Parliment to do so. He really is a constant source of buffoonery. Like "peoplekind" gaffe.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:15 PM (YOIA1)

and telling all the illegals and refugees to go up there after Trump

lol, canada shite their pants, and he had to walk it back fast. The venues were filling up!

He is such a DOPE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (fceHP)

393 Isn't it about time for her to get another colonoscopy? I'm ready for a second trip up Katie's ass.
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Katie needs a bag full of polyps.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (2LelM)

394 >>I'd rather have our troops manning OUR border, than protecting OTHER peoples borders....

Me too. Just saying the wall isn't going to be a panacea, we will still need lots of people to man the wall.

Particularly if the White Walkers try to invade.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

395 so, what is going on at CPAC?

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

396 Particularly if the White Walkers try to invade.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

rofl

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:23 PM (YOIA1)

397 nancy should retire, why don't they ever want to retire?

"sometimes you've made enough money" Obama.

I mean if their lord and savior said it , I thought it was meant for at the minimum.. themselves.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:23 PM (Z8j2x)

398
The owner of the big gun store here said he sells very few bump stocks. Ever.

Posted by: NCKate

You hardly ever see them used on big guns.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 22, 2018 03:23 PM (xBSm0)

399

Or just build a Penrose stairwell.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:18 PM (fceHP)

Looked it up. I am now more knowledgeable.

And I ended up going around and down till dizzy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (e1mEI)

400 The left crow about wanting to be European and THEY are the ones that Europeans mock for their small world stupidity. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 03:16 PM (fceHP)

Don't forget Asia! We laugh at the left too. We even made a new word for them!

Posted by: China mocking the Baizuo at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (hvf9s)

401 379 AZ is not the majority of the border, Texas is."

Yes, but the numbers (and I know, the data is likely to be so incorrect as to make this all fiction) indicate that most make their way up the long valleys that cross the border, as opposed to the desert like conditions S of West Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:19 PM (7LY+6)

The numbers say that most of the illegal crossings now are down in South Texas, in RGV and Laredo sectors.

That is what the numbers say.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (6HFDU)

402 Conservative Treehouse has a long interesting thing on the disastrous school discipline/law enforcement policies in south FL, in light of you know what.

Still waiting to see specifics on what either the FBI or sheriff's dept. could actually *do*, concretely, in response to the obvious signs this kid was a dangerous nutjob.

But the scandal here is probably real, and yuuge.

And of course the actual heart of the issue, as opposed to hardware.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (QDnY+)

403 Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

One word. Plastics ....wait I meant Towers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (uYSAz)

404 We need to mow the lawn at the border. But it's also important to make sure there aren't too many people in Latin America or -- like Guam -- the continent might tip over.

Posted by: red speck at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (6Krd7)

405 only Mexican citizens can own property in Mexico"

Sort of.

Can't at all w/in 100 K of a Mexican Border, except thru a real estate trust... it's a nightmare.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (7LY+6)

406 "I can't wait for him to visit Egypt sporting his King Tut outfit."

Knowing that idiot, he would show up dressed up like the dude from Batman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

407 388 the wall might be an idea, but i still believe that going after the business's that hire is the issue.
have the business's apply for needed labor at a 'livable' wage, those that want to fill those jobs may. like with a green card?

I'm fine with that being phase 2. First you choke off the flow and make those living here realize its serious this time. Then you start hitting those businesses still hiring them and their increasingly reduced pool of illegal workers. Actually I'm fine with it being phase 1B, happening in conjunction with the wall.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (lKs2v)

408 The owner of the big gun store here said he sells very few bump stocks. Ever.
Posted by: NCKate

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You hardly ever see them used on big guns.
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 22, 2018 03:23 PM

I rate this statement as TRUE.

Posted by: U.S.S. Missouri at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (ctuyM)

409 What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

410 topkek @ Mis. Hum.'s trailer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (6FqZa)

411 Is that the flayed hide of a migrant?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

412 322 A wall endures.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

It also has a highway full of coyotes and visa overstayers passing through it. Its useless.

You want to end illegal immigration you have to stop illegal employment. That is the only thing that will make a difference.
Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 22, 2018 03:10 PM (uEZgY)

Two words: Underground Economy.

Embrace the power of the word AND.

A Border Wall decreases crossings and makes it easier to do employer enforcement and bring the Underground Economy up into the light. Not by the bogus "coming out of the shadows" leftist concept, but by ripping down the shades.

Employer Enforcement, in turn, discourages Border Wall crossing attempts.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (ujg0T)

413 Heard a week ago Trump was going to CPAC

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (aC6Sd)

414 Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (QQ+il)

415 That is what the numbers say."

The numbers say whatever they're tortured into saying...

sorry to say.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (7LY+6)

416 Brendan Fraser talks about why he suddenly wasn't in any more movies:

https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser

Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

417 >>What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?

It's one of them Men In Black aliens.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

418 I saw Biden try out a bumpstock on a bolt action rifle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (uYSAz)

419 What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?

It marks the edge of the Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 22, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

420 A Hispanic friend and neighbor told me that only Mexican citizens can own property in Mexico.
.............

In the "interior" you can but it's not easy. In the "restricted zone" you need a real estate trust to hold title for the foreigner.
The restricted zone includes any land within 50 km of any ocean.
HA HA HA HA you lose, Gringo.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

421
Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy

#HeToo

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 22, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

422 What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?"

Covered that an hour plus ago. Scroll up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:27 PM (7LY+6)

423 Terrain makes preventive enforcement (keeping them out) more complicated in the Texas sectors stace is talking about. Rules of engagement have improved markedly, which helps everywhere. But RGV and Laredo have both terrain differences, and much larger populations close to/contiguous with the border zone than most AZ or CA sectors (as I noted above, San Diego has had border barriers for decades).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (QDnY+)

424 Having fun looking up Trudeau gaffes. Very Obama-esque. He forgot to mention Alberta in a Canada Day speech last year and he called the 150th anniversary the 100th. But WE are the dumb ones!

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (hvf9s)

425 411 Is that the flayed hide of a migrant?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

I feel a bit immoral, but I like the way you think.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (2sCft)

426 It says at the twitter he screwed up Canada's 150th. How did he manage to do that?
Posted by: LizLem

But he's so kewwwwt! <3

Posted by: half Canada's electorate at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (6FqZa)

427 Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (QDnY+)

Towers

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (uYSAz)

428 We have your kids by the nuts.

Posted by: NEA at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (r9UYA)

429 Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM

Some people just don't appreciate what is good in life.

Posted by: Shep!, now with more Shep! at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

430 The restricted zone includes any land within 50 km of any ocean. "

And 100 km of land borders...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (7LY+6)

431 Conservative Treehouse has a long interesting thing on the disastrous school discipline/law enforcement policies in south FL, in light of you know what.

That "disparate impact" crap has GOT to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (qwliU)

432 "sometimes you've made enough money" Obama.

I mean if their lord and savior said it , I thought it was meant for at the minimum.. themselves.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:23 PM (Z8j2x)

Once Donna Brazille told us Obama bankrupted the DNC, and never paid it back, I thought this comment especially telling.

"Sometimes you've made enough money, and it is time to take other people's money" is what he really meant.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (YOIA1)

433 424. Cut the Leafs some slack. #NotAllLeafs, buckaroo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (fA1SL)

434 "I wonder what the Americans that retired in Mexico are thinking now.
There were communities that shot up for them, complete with "American" shopping. On the water, etc.
"

My smart TV suggests videos to me from You-Tube, and one was about Americans moving to some nice town full of Americans. Supposedly they were buying, some rented. Not really dirt cheap, and the interviews had some that said they left America because our politics so hurt their feelings, or some such. It was off of some big lake at 5000 feet.

I have found other stories of people that left and in time came back, one strongly claiming as Americans we will NEVER be accepted as normal, but they will smile and take the money. I think it is actually good that people "cling to their culture", and America and the west needs to do more of that. The multi-culti thing is a weapon to break us.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (bT8Z4)

435 Knowing that idiot, he would show up dressed up like the dude from Batman.

Hey, if you're going to be a hypocrite about "cultural appropriation" then may as well go all the way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

436 so, what is going on at CPAC?

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

My guess is that a large number of incredibly earnest people are meeting, speechifying, tweeting like mad, and thinking "OMG! I am with political Facebook celebrity Ben Whogivesacare!"

Me, I'm just waiting for the time to open a beer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (hLRSq)

437 But we'll have to hire illegals to mow the grass, since it's one of those jobs Americans just won't do!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 22, 2018 03:30 PM (ZM2xo)

438 409 What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM

I think it's BlueBell's spirit guide pointing the way to where lurkers hide and who haven't bought their cookbook yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:30 PM (0tfLf)

439 409. The Blue Man!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (fA1SL)

440 In the "interior" you can but it's not easy. In the "restricted zone" you need a real estate trust to hold title for the foreigner.
The restricted zone includes any land within 50 km of any ocean.
HA HA HA HA you lose, Gringo.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

That explains it. I believe the couple lived just over the border, maybe in Tijuana, Ensenada or someplace like that, as I think the guy used to work in the U.S.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (qwliU)

441 394 >>I'd rather have our troops manning OUR border, than protecting OTHER peoples borders....

There was a program in the 80's I think that used the Marines for surveillance along the border. There was an outcry when a young marine shot a pre-dreamer in self-defense. I think there may be posse comitatus issues with policing the border with the military but the Coast Guard is exempt and the border gets special consideration so I could be wrong. When we deployed troops to build roads for the border patrol in the Otay mountains we couldn't carry arms.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (hUqh+)

442 I rate this statement as TRUE.
Posted by: U.S.S. Missouri at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM (ctuyM)

Heh. Bumpstocks on the Missouri. Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (T71PA)

443 Me, I'm just waiting for the time to open a beer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse Grumble
Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM
(hLRSq)
Lol...are you there? Must be fun to be with like minded people?

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

444
Has anybody told Nancy about the All Zeimers? These are helping the illegals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

445 How could canadians elect this effeminate twit is a mystery.
----------------
Fatigue with the Conservative government that had been in power for a long time; MSM massively against P.M. Harper playing up the lie that the Syrian boy who drowned and whose corpse was washed ashore (luckily where photojournalists happened to be!) and his family had been denied asylum in Canada; phoney outrage against a Conservative senator falsely accused of abusing Senate expenses and, more or less, of taking a bribe who massively won his criminal court case so much so that the presiding judge admonished the prosecution for bringing such a b.s. case to court; promised to legalize pot; and he's really, really dreamy looking! [BTW, the senator's trial ended after the election and after literally a good 100 journalists had been breathlessly covering the trial during the election, virtually none bothered covering the innocent verdict.]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (ewxPW)

446 Pelosi's district is San Francisco, home of leftist lunatics and aggressive panhandlers. The streets are paved with discarded hypodermic needles and piles of hobo shit, because that's what they all voted for.

If Pelosi goes, it will just mean replacing a dried up old pile of shit with a young, vigorous pile of shit. Any sanitation professional could tell you that will make the smell worse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (n6W6z)

447 402
Conservative Treehouse has a long interesting thing on the disastrous
school discipline/law enforcement policies in south FL, in light of you
know what.

Still waiting to see specifics on what either the
FBI or sheriff's dept. could actually *do*, concretely, in response to
the obvious signs this kid was a dangerous nutjob.

But the scandal here is probably real, and yuuge.

And of course the actual heart of the issue, as opposed to hardware.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (QDnY+)

The worst thing is the security camera video feed. It had a 20 to 30 minute delay in it. What LEO thought was a live feed was delayed.
They were watching the shooter go through hallways when in fact he was on his way down the street away from the school.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (jxbfJ)

448 Oooohh....

Empress, this Sunday check your local movie houses.

The Dark Crystal on the big screen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (z13UD)

449 435 Knowing that idiot, he would show up dressed up like the dude from Batman.

Hey, if you're going to be a hypocrite about "cultural appropriation" then may as well go all the way
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

Shit, if everyone's already laughing at you, and you get to do everything on the government's dime, might as well go crazy.

Visit Japan in a full-body, articulated Godzilla costume.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (WDCYi)

450 He forgot to mention Alberta in a Canada Day speech last year and he called the 150th anniversary the 100th.

More like he hates Alberta so much he just didn't want to mention it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

451 Buzzion, i think back charging to govt of the citizen that used public services without paying is also a thought.

send em a bill .

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (Z8j2x)

452 What are you talking about, Ace? The Democrats running on the confiscation of every rifle in America is very wise!

Very wise indeed. So wise, we should not interrupt them.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (vDqXW)

453 While usually my specialty, I am not willing to mow this lawn of hers.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (8iiMU)

454 What's that scarecrow looking thing in the first picture?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 03:25 PM

I think it's BlueBell's spirit guide pointing the way to where lurkers hide and who haven't bought their cookbook yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:30 PM (

Either that, or she dressed Weasel up.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (YOIA1)

455 Seems like only yesterday when Trump disinvited himself from CPAC because the NeverTrumpers were planning a mass walkout during his speech.

How the woim has turned.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (juCZM)

456 At least one democrat senator is saying no compromise on gun control! Full ban! This is why I'll be surprised if anything actually happens.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (SkuXa)

457 My smart TV suggests videos to me from You-Tube, and one was about Americans moving to some nice town full of Americans. Supposedly they were buying, some rented. Not really dirt cheap, and the interviews had some that said they left America because our politics so hurt their feelings, or some such. It was off of some big lake at 5000 feet.

I have found other stories of people that left and in time came back, one strongly claiming as Americans we will NEVER be accepted as normal, but they will smile and take the money. I think it is actually good that people "cling to their culture", and America and the west needs to do more of that. The multi-culti thing is a weapon to break us.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 03:29 PM (bT8Z4)

Mrs Guevara and I have talked about moving somewhere south of the border, but I worry about the volatility in any place down there. Sure, it may be great right now, but a coup tomorrow could bring a Hugo Chavez to power, and then the SHTF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (qwliU)

458 450 He forgot to mention Alberta in a Canada Day speech last year and he called the 150th anniversary the 100th.

More like he hates Alberta so much he just didn't want to mention it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

Well, I can't blame him on that one. F*** the Edmonton Oilers and their picking 1st in the draft EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (WDCYi)

459 There's absolutely no reason - administrative, budgetary, political, practical - for "phasing" the obviously equally important and synergistic steps of internal enforcement, border security, and real immigration reform (i.e. reducing immigration). They all should be pursued without delay (and workplace enforcement has waited long enough - prioritizing violent criminals and gangs was fine for the first year, but now time to broaden the net).

Obviously.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (QDnY+)

460 The worst thing is the security camera video feed. It had a 20 to 30 minute delay in it. What LEO thought was a live feed was delayed.
They were watching the shooter go through hallways when in fact he was on his way down the street away from the school.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

WTF? Was it sent thru a server farm on Mars first?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (gRZfJ)

461 Justine Trudeau would probably dress as Mothra.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (z13UD)

462 457. Paraguay. Very stable, very quiet. Heap plenty of Germans there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (fA1SL)

463 That is what the numbers say."

The numbers say whatever they're tortured into saying...

sorry to say.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (7LY+6)

Ok, well let's just go on pretending S TX doesn't exist and there's no problem there so we don't have quit with the simplistic stereotype everyone here has.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (6HFDU)

464 Lol...are you there? Must be fun to be with like minded people?

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

Hell.
No.

That much earnestness is creepy and tends to give me a rash.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

465 Trudeau and cabinet minister Kristy Duncan appeared in public dressed like an Indian couple on their wedding day, earning ridicule from the Indian public on social media.

The Trudeau family attended a gala with Bollywood stars, where they were the only ones dressed in traditional Indian garb

LOL

From "The Rebel"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (8+Ozj)

466 Big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman is looking good in green today.

She is talking to Charlie Gass-hole-a rino about something.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (8iiMU)

467 The worst thing is the security camera video feed. It had a 20 to 30 minute delay in it. What LEO thought was a live feed was delayed.
They were watching the shooter go through hallways when in fact he was on his way down the street away from the school.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2018 03:32 PM (jxbfJ)

Top men. TOP. MEN.

(Why was there a delay in the feed in the first place?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (qwliU)

468 Pence is at CPAP so everything's cool.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (r9UYA)

469 a wall would help a lot ... makes it much harder for the bribed border patrol to tell the cartels where they will NOT be, to enable the drug runners to bring the drugs/people across.

We could stop them ... the resistance is largely within ... the wall would still help, at least 700 miles of it. But mostly we have to kill off Deep State and the/their globalist/criminal mob(s).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (bT8Z4)

470

All this talk of grass, and not a peep outta' willow....

Posted by: Pot at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (mPeei)

471 Mrs Guevara and I have talked about moving somewhere south of the border, but I worry about the volatility in any place down there. Sure, it may be great right now, but a coup tomorrow could bring a Hugo Chavez to power, and then the SHTF.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Texas. It's almost like Mexico, but it's still in the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (gRZfJ)

472 The restricted zone includes any land within 50 km of any ocean. "

And 100 km of land borders...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:28 PM (7LY+6)
............

Think if we had that law. Why, Hawaii and California might still be ours.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

473 430,
"The restricted zone includes any land within 50 km of any ocean. "

And 100 km of land borders..."

Whatever it is it covers all of Michigan where we have that big "snow-back" problem.

Posted by: geoffb at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (zOpu5)

474 At the very end of the video, Nancy mentions how "disruptive" an actual "border" is.

Yeah, that's why it's called a "border", Nancy. It is supposed to be a discontinuity.

Posted by: West at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (7Fa8Y)

475 I'd be afraid of the drug cartels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (U+nHb)

476 If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

477 Mrs Guevara and I have talked about moving somewhere south of the border, but I worry about the volatility in any place down there. Sure, it may be great right now, but a coup tomorrow could bring a Hugo Chavez to power, and then the SHTF.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:33 PM (qwliU)

In fairness, Mexican politics have improved in the last three decades. Now there are three major parties, but only one, the PAN (National Action Party, Partido Accion National en espan~ol) is any good.

The PRI is the corrupt Mexican version of Tammany Hall Democrats up here, and the PRD is out and out Commie.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

478 461 Justine Trudeau would probably dress as Mothra.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (z13UD)

Come on, Godzuki.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

479 Hmmmm...

The Skankles/Mueller/DNC/Russian collusion/DOJ corruption scandal is barely mentioned anymore.

Imagine that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (YYYb4)

480 Top men. TOP. MEN.

(Why was there a delay in the feed in the first place?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (qwliU)

I just saw that there was a delay and that was my first question.

My next question is how many other schools have a delay like that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

481 466 Big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman is looking good in green today.

She is talking to Charlie Gass-hole-a rino about something.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM

She talks?
Ohhhhh...sound button.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:37 PM (0tfLf)

482 Who told Trudeau that this was a good idea, Is someone on his staff a secret Conservative or this really was his own dimwitted idea?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 03:37 PM (8+Ozj)

483 >>Mrs Guevara and I have talked about moving somewhere south of the border, but I worry about the volatility in any place down there. Sure, it may be great right now, but a coup tomorrow could bring a Hugo Chavez to power, and then the SHTF.

Chile is pretty stable. I could live there pretty comfortably.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

484 Costa Rica. A bit exPat population there. Unfortunately the secret is out and not nearly the deal it was even 10 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

485 Too bad there's no 25th Amendment for Congressweasels.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

486 Jay, you will stop considering moving to MX, right now. For the reasons you cited, and more.

And there is a constant flow of H-60s (configured for the USN, so SeaHawks) along the border in the eastern San Diego sector, back and forth. Believe there are cooperative training things going on where the BP gets info from these flights.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (QDnY+)

487 >If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

And there goes my coffee all over my monitor.

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (xj0OI)

488 Ok, well let's just go on pretending S TX doesn't exist"

Que?

You know I'm in Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (7LY+6)

489 If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

That might actually stir the Japanese out of their lethargy as they seek revenge for this most insultingest of insults.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

490 >>479 Hmmmm...

The Skankles/Mueller/DNC/Russian collusion/DOJ corruption scandal is barely mentioned anymore.

Imagine that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (YYYb4)

Kind of like NAFTA

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

491 I'd like to mow HER grass, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (QE8X6)

492 The PRI is the corrupt Mexican version of Tammany Hall Democrats up here, and the PRD is out and out Commie.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

Good to know, but still ... their politics can improve, but they can also disimprove, and that quite suddenly. It'd be easy for a demogogue to draw a bead on the gringos in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (qwliU)

493 Do you think Pelosi would ever do granny porn?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)

494 Justine Trudeau belts out, "I'm turning Japanese I really think so" while dressed as a Magical Girl Sailor Scout? Why not? *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (z13UD)

495 484 Costa Rica. A bit exPat population there. Unfortunately the secret is out and not nearly the deal it was even 10 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

Belize? They even speak the Queen's English there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (ujg0T)

496 460
The worst thing is the security camera video feed. It had a 20 to 30
minute delay in it. What LEO thought was a live feed was delayed.

They were watching the shooter go through hallways when in fact he was on his way down the street away from the school.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

WTF? Was it sent thru a server farm on Mars first?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:34 PM (gRZfJ)

Read this:https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9u9xogv

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (jxbfJ)

497 493 Do you think Pelosi would ever do granny porn?

Now that's one category you'll never find on teh PronHub. And they have a category for everything. I mean, so I've heard.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (juCZM)

498 483. Only nation to vote in a filthy commie and then vote for him to be physically removed, so to speak.
Still have Prussian parades, too.
https://youtu.be/ApjgnL_dU4Y

Argentina used to be good, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (fA1SL)

499 For $179 my daughter has 2 cameras, live feed, perfect resolution with excellent sound. Oh and live notifications when someone comes into the cameras view.

How can this not be modified (improved ) for all access points at a school? Of course someone has to be monitoring them.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (U+nHb)

500 reuters; Jan 7, 2018 - The Russian government has launched a sophisticated campaign to influence Mexico's 2018 presidential election and stir up division, a senior White House official said in a video clip published by Mexican newspaper Reforma.

they're everywhere!

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (Z8j2x)

501 Do you think Pelosi would ever do granny porn?
asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM

If she did, it wouldn't be great granny porn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (ctuyM)

502 It's a wonder Trudeau didn't dress up like Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

503 Got unexpectedly busy as shit this afternoon. Not complaining at all. Good to have something to do.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

504 495 484 Costa Rica. A bit exPat population there. Unfortunately the secret is out and not nearly the deal it was even 10 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

Belize? They even speak the Queen's English there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM

Dangerous and corrupt after the Brits left. Spoke to a couple of Mormon missionaries who passed through there. Not a nice place.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (0tfLf)

505 This is as least as dumb as all the fucking republican traitors who propose a "virtual wall" of sensors. What the fuck are the sensors going to do? Alert the authorities that some illegals got through so when the border patrol shows up an hour later they know some got through and are now nowhere to be found?

Trump Trump Trump
Wall Wall Wall

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (jxw6R)

506 Ugh. Liz Clayman looks like an old yenta in person.

Gasparino is just one more reason not to watch. And F Cavuto, Mr. Ban Guns.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (VpIIl)

507 Who told Trudeau that this was a good idea,
----
He thinks and acts like a 14-year-old boy so he probably suggested it himself and/or thought it would help with the ethnic vote back home.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (ewxPW)

508 Of course being an expat, if you haven't sunk your life savings into property there, some of these foreign locales should be perfectly fine - because you can always skoot if things go south.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (QDnY+)

509 If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

I've got five loonies says he'd show up dressed in either a Karate Kid gi, a ninja outfit, or samurai armor.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (uiwCw)

510 Que?

You know I'm in Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:38 PM (7LY+6)

What part? No offense, but North Texans and Houstonians
tend not to know anything about the border.

The first part of the new wall is planned for the RGV, and there's a reason for that.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (6HFDU)

511 Liz Clayman...i like the cut of her jib.

And that jib is filled with sweater puppies.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (0tfLf)

512 >>they're everywhere!

Ivan never sleeps

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (r9UYA)

513 Jan 7, 2018 MEXICO CITY Mexico's presidential election this year is expected to be violent, dirty and fiercely combative with high stakes on both sides of the border, including in North Texas. Dallas has the second-largest number of Mexicans registered to vote in the July contest, trailing only Los Angeles and

dallas news.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (Z8j2x)

514 How can this not be modified (improved ) for all access points at a school? Of course someone has to be monitoring them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (U+nHb)

When something comes into the cameras' view, it interrupts the pron on the screen.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (gRZfJ)

515 509. Power Ranger. But which one?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (fA1SL)

516 I'd be afraid of the drug cartels."

One tale is that many who were shipping illegals north thru Mexico are just that - the "New Generation" cartel has cut off travel north on the west side of the mountains, so that may have the effect of moving more illegals to the Texas side of the border...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (7LY+6)

517 NOTORIOUS P.A.B. FTW!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

518 509 I've got five loonies says he'd show up dressed in either a Karate Kid gi, a ninja outfit, or samurai armor.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (uiwCw)

Doraemon.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (WDCYi)

519 476 If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..
-----------------------------
Tentacle Trudeau would probably make a big splash with the ladies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (2LelM)

520 Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:41 PM (ewxPW)

Indians in India made complete fun of it. I can't imagine Indians who are Canadian citizens think well of it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (8+Ozj)

521 The Blue Ranger since Yost in real life is gay.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (z13UD)

522 Again, $$$ solves many problems, as in other areas.

Argentina could still be primo - Mendoza wine country, ski place up in Barriloche, FTW.

As long as you have the US passport and are ready to bolt.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (QDnY+)

523 >>Argentina used to be good, as well.

Used to be being the key phrase. The Lakes Region in Chile is beautiful with a big German ex-pat community.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 03:43 PM (/tuJf)

524 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area? Couple of companies relocating from up this way...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:44 PM (VpIIl)

525 Dallas has the second-largest number of Mexicans registered to vote in the July contest, trailing only Los Angeles
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM

Do they need ID?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 03:44 PM (ctuyM)

526 Obrador, a commie and rabid anti American is leading the race for Pres of Mexico.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2018 03:44 PM (b4Gnp)

527 I'd mow Pam Bondi's grass. Oh yes, yes I would.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

528
When something comes into the cameras' view, it interrupts the pron on the screen.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (gRZfJ)

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Most likely.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (U+nHb)

529 Do you think Pelosi would ever do granny porn?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)
..............

Probably. Down on all fours chewing her cud with a dazed look in her eyes.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

530 If Trudeau visited Japan, he will go full anime. Maybe as Sailor Moon..what..he already looks like a girl..

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

I've got five loonies says he'd show up dressed in either a Karate Kid gi, a ninja outfit, or samurai armor.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 22, 2018 03:42 PM (uiwCw)

Yeah but now I really really really want it to be Sailor Moon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

531 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area? Couple of companies relocating from up this way...
Posted by: Marcus T

Nice area. Tucked in between Dallas & Ft. Worth.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (gRZfJ)

532 >>> Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

I honestly can say I haven't thought about him in a while. Poor guy. The stuff in the article about his autistic son and the horse he rescued are really sweet. Hope he finds his own sort of peace.

The drip, drip, drip of accusations of misconduct coming out of Hollywood hopefully never ends. There is a lot of suppressed pain and rage there. Could not happen to a nicer town.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 03:46 PM (hvf9s)

533 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area? Couple of companies relocating from up this way...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:44 PM

Irving is in North, not South Texas, between Dallas and Fort Worth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 03:46 PM (ctuyM)

534 What part?"

Family near McAllen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (7LY+6)

535 8
The tall grass also hides the velociraptors.

Then in no way should we mow it, they must be able to enjoy their hunting of illegal immigrants in their natural environment.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (CuDAv)

536 499 For $179 my daughter has 2 cameras, live feed, perfect resolution with excellent sound. Oh and live notifications when someone comes into the cameras view.

How can this not be modified (improved ) for all access points at a school? Of course someone has to be monitoring them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (U+nHb)

We put three in our place before departing on our last 2 week vacation. Got to watch our kitty while we were gone, too.

Side benefit is getting notification of power outages while you are away.

Works on WIFI, so outbuildings may not need cabling.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (di1hb)

537 531 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area? Couple of companies relocating from up this way...
Posted by: Marcus T

Nice area. Tucked in between Dallas & Ft. Worth.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM (gRZfJ)

Strangely, the friend I have in North Richland Hills wants out of Texas entirely (mostly to get away from his family, he's afraid if he stays he'll end up spending the rest of his life taking care of his druggie father).

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (WDCYi)

538 Line the border with "affordable" housing.

Let nature run its course.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (AM1GF)

539 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area?

It's great if you live in Fort Worth and can telecommute.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 03:47 PM (YYYb4)

540 Duncan, maybe?

but it seems they vote still in Mexico, so they wantto remain citizens of their country?

so
coughs.
I know we should go to mexico and Help them vote in a Party and president to help them Out of their very corrupt govt.

shouldn't we?

It's only fair.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 03:48 PM (Z8j2x)

541 Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

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Gods and Monsters- Ian McKellan?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 22, 2018 03:48 PM (suO/a)

542 >>538 Line the border with "affordable" housing.

Let nature run its course.

Also light rail.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)

543 Do you think Pelosi would ever do granny porn?

'Addled, Aged, And Amorous No. 7'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

544 It's a wonder Trudeau didn't dress up like Iron Eyes Cody.
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[cough; cough]
https://twitter.com/PrairieRosey/status/966743633121562624

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (ewxPW)

545 465
Trudeau and cabinet minister Kristy Duncan appeared in public dressed
like an Indian couple on their wedding day, earning ridicule from the
Indian public on social media.

The Trudeau family attended a gala with Bollywood stars, where they were the only ones dressed in traditional Indian garb

LOL

From "The Rebel"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 03:35 PM (8+Ozj)

How the hell did this get by any protocol droid that he may have had on staff. This is a real major cock up that appeared to have gone on for the duration of his trip. Is anybody in charge up there in Canada. How the heck does this happen?

Did he not think , "Maybe a suit today?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

546 Pretty thoroughly baffled about the misunderstanding here regarding TX sectors being the worst, currently. They are. For mundane reasons I noted above.

And overall, note that attempted illegal crossings have returned to their pre-Trump levels (close, anyway).

Predictable. First, economic magnet power increase with US economy coming to life. Second, initial "chill" for non-criminal illegals from Trump campaign has faded, as focus remains on violent criminals/gangs, even the WH purrs pretty noises (incessantly) about an amnesty (DACA), and no action has been taken on border barrier (ta duh!) OR "sanctuary" lawlessness.

It's almost - almost - like the illegal migration phenomenon is based on rational considerations of concrete factors. Stunning, and apparently beyond the understanding of many (incl. some here).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (QDnY+)

547 Mexican Cartel Dumped Hundreds Of Corpses Into Texas Border-Area Lakes -WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

548 Yeah but now I really really really want it to be Sailor Moon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM

This is one of those things I shouldn't google, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (p+Wdc)

549 I really want to live out by Plano. But the spouse thinks that's too far from "civilization". Meaning, Starbucks and shopping malls...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

550 541
Hint: he cried foul on being groped by a guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

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Gods and Monsters- Ian McKellan?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 22, 2018 03:48 PM (suO/a)

Wait Dumbledore is gay?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

551 536 499 For $179 my daughter has 2 cameras, live feed, perfect resolution with excellent sound. Oh and live notifications when someone comes into the cameras view.

How can this not be modified (improved ) for all access points at a school? Of course someone has to be monitoring them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 03:40 PM (U+nHb)

Because all that horseshit we hear from the Pols and the teachers about every school bond levy is a lie. Its all about paying for new huge campus buildings where your kids become cogs in a the machine, and for salaries...which feed the State and national Education Unions.
Books? don't need 'em.
Band? Pphhhttt!
Arts....yeah right.
Chemistry? Now that's a good one!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (0tfLf)

552 Sailor Mercury I would bet on due to short hair.

Tackling Sailor Moon's hair is a really complicated bit of work. Talking very long hair. Then the two blond braids with their looping needs to tacked into place. Then add the red odangos and well you got the original Sailor Moon. If you go Super there are three jeweled ornaments that go with each odango for a total of six.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (z13UD)

553 That is what the numbers say.
Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:24 PM (6HFDU)

Now Texas is the hotspot, but the numbers are way down. During the height of the crisis Arizona saw as many crossings in a month as we see in a year now. So everyone associates the problem with Arizona.

With what is happening south of Texas now, we not only need a wall there, we need a Border Guard with arty and CAS on a string.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (O9qtX)

554 Jay, you will stop considering moving to MX, right now. For the reasons you cited, and more.

Good advice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (qwliU)

555 SO Texas residents- how is the Irving area? "

They've got mustangs...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (7LY+6)

556 544
It's a wonder Trudeau didn't dress up like Iron Eyes Cody.
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[cough; cough]
https://twitter.com/PrairieRosey/status/966743633121562624

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (ewxPW)
Oh my Lord..no words

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

557 If you want to move to Mexico, come check out the east side of Charlotte first.

Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2018 03:52 PM (EFvVi)

558 With what is happening south of Texas now, we not only need a wall there, we need a Border Guard with arty and CAS on a string.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (O9qtX)

$5 an ear bounty. You supply your own ammo & grub.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 03:52 PM (gRZfJ)

559 552 Sailor Mercury I would bet on due to short hair.

Tackling Sailor Moon's hair is a really complicated bit of work. Talking very long hair. Then the two blond braids with their looping needs to tacked into place. Then add the red odangos and well you got the original Sailor Moon. If you go Super there are three jeweled ornaments that go with each odango for a total of six.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:50 PM (z13UD)

He'd be one of the Sailor Starlights, in order to show solidarity with the Transgender community.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (WDCYi)

560 I'd be afraid of the drug cartels."

One tale is that many who were shipping illegals north thru Mexico are just that - the "New Generation" cartel has cut off travel north on the west side of the mountains, so that may have the effect of moving more illegals to the Texas side of the border...
***
They aren't really drug cartels anymore; they're crime cartels, and they control virtually all the illegal crossers. You have to either pay them several thousand dollars cash, or you have to carry in a big rucksack of marijuana for them.
The backpack guys are the ones they usually catch on our ranch, but they also caught some Ukrainians on our place who had been deported for committing crimes and were sneaking back in thruouh Mexico.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (6HFDU)

561 AZ Hi Desert, BP believes attempted/intended illegal crossing level is now close to high-point you noted - during the disastrous summer of mass official child-trafficking by MX, with US connivance. But TX sectors offer both a much more permissive environment in terms of terrain, and have population centers close to or contiguous with the border zone.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

562 "557
If you want to move to Mexico, come check out the east side of Charlotte first.
Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2018 03:52 PM (EFvVi)"

Stop. You guys are shattering all my illusions on places we want to move to...-_-

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

563 Pretty thoroughly baffled about the misunderstanding here regarding TX sectors being the worst, currently."

Que?

Pointing out that the data is likely to be garbage is "misunderstanding"?

Wow. 'Scuse me if I view FedGovData w/skepticism.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (7LY+6)

564 Sailor Starlights, oh my Hikaru that would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (z13UD)

565 548 Yeah but now I really really really want it to be Sailor Moon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 03:45 PM

This is one of those things I shouldn't google, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (p+Wdc)/i]

Try Sailor Deadpool

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2018 03:53 PM (lKs2v)

566 Re "bump stocks". I haven't looked at one up close but they look like anyone with some experience in the workshop could build one as they look pretty simple, so I imagine a criminal could easily make one if they didn't want to find one on the black market

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2018 03:54 PM (+1EJs)

567 Hand me the bush trimmers.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at February 22, 2018 03:54 PM (vtcmf)

568 A wall endures.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 22, 2018 03:04 PM (O7MnT)

The Chinese seem to have figured it out.

Of course they didn't have to deal with CNN back 1000 years ago.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2018 03:54 PM (UThOJ)

569 Mexican Cartel Dumped Hundreds Of Corpses Into Texas Border-Area Lakes -WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)
.........

What did they do with the heads?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

570 I think Australia has pretty strict laws about foreigners owning property.

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 22, 2018 03:54 PM (SPJbc)

571 Trudeau in Indian regalia might have been for a ceremony where you're expected to dress up for it (with the Indians providing the gear) but he's done fake Indian stuff in the past like wearing a fringed buckskin coat.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (ewxPW)

572 I have actually seen someone cosplay Sailor Deadpool

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (z13UD)

573 In before 600.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (+lOpA)

574 And stace highlights another good possibility - illegal crossing is now more organized, i.e. gang-controlled, than it was before. So a simple decision to switch to TX sectors of the border would also explain the shift.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (QDnY+)

575 552. * dons Donald Sutherland 'fro-wig. Points, screams *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

576 And just Who is going to do all that gardening Nancy? hmmm? Let me think.....

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2018 03:55 PM (hZ+us)

577 we