#OutOfThisWorldWOKE: NBC Runs Op-Ed Stating That Plans for the Exploration of Mars Are Just Another Symptom of Male Entitlement

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Here's some stupid words from NBC's "Think" piece:

These men, particularly Musk, are not only heavily invested in who can get their rocket into space first, but in colonizing Mars. The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one. Indeed, there is no ethical consideration among these billionaires about whether this should be done; rather, the conversation is when it will be done. Because, in the eyes of these intrepid explorers, this is the only way to save humanity.

It is the same instinctual and cultural force that teaches men that everything -- and everyone -- in their line of vision is theirs for the taking. You know, just like walking up to a woman and grabbing her by the pussy.

Itís there, so just grab it because you can.

I didn't make that up. You probably think I made that up, but get this -- I didn't.

The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something --- is a patriarchal one.

No offense, but if women think that striving to achieve the impossible and add immeasurably to the sum of human knowledge and wealth is "patriarchal," then:

1, It's little wonder they make, allegedly 77 cents on each "male" dollar, and

2, 77 cents seems way too generous. Perhaps they're being overpaid just because of their sex.


...

This Columbusing attitude -- a strident business acumen laced with an imperialist ethos --- comes with an air of benevolence: Musk doesnít just want to colonize Mars to satisfy his ego. No, he wants to colonize Mars to help his fellow humans....


Rather, the impulse to colonize -- to colonize lands, to colonize peoples, and, now that we may soon be technologically capable of doing so, colonizing space -- has its origins in gendered power structures. Entitlement to power, control, domination and ownership. The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer and colonize something new.

It's called "progress" and "daring," and you're welcome for the electricity you're currently using, Useless Mouth.

And yes, this is a woman writing (or xhe identifies as female, at least), and yes, of course xhe identifies as a Gender Studies Scholar.

....

As if history hasn't proven that men go from one land to the next, drunk on megalomania and the privilege of indifference.

This sounds an awful lot like a woman who's very bitter that she doesn't get a lot of second dates on Match.com.

The raping and pillaging of the Earth, and the environmental chaos that doing so has unleashed, are integral to the process of colonization. And the connection of the treatment of Mother Earth to women is more than symbolic: Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.

Yes, all those female roofers baking in the summer sun. Sad!

...

While men compete over whose rocket is the biggest, women are fighting to stay alive against assaults on their personhood -- and their planet.

Again with the rocket=phallus stuff. Embarrassing.

If she took a STEM class instead of "The Facts of Oppression: Tropes of Patriarchal Control on The Facts of Life," she might realize that you need bigger rockets to go to farther places because you need more fuel and you need bigger engines.

Actually, if she simply wasn't a 90-IQ semi-retard desperately posing as belonging to the exclusive Triple Digit Club, she'd have just intuited that.

This means that while men compete with each other over whose rocket is the biggest, fastest, and best...

She really has penis envy, doesn't she? Sheesh, she can't even borrow one for a couple of dates off Match.com.

... and send playthings off to become flashy space junk...

She's really upset by this whole thing about men leaving her for more interesting women and/or planets, isn't she?

...women around the world are fighting to stay alive against violent assaults on their personhood -- and their planet.

You know one cool thing about Mars? No rape.

...
Apparently, caring for the planet is perceived to be a "feminine" quality and concern; the psychology of toxic masculinity spills over into the unethical disregard for the environment.

The woman who can't shut up about men's rockets and men seeking new, better things to conquer -- things that aren't her -- is lecturing about insecurity.


...

Houston, we have a problem.

And it's the patriarchy.

I'm going to psychically contact the Outer Planes and see if I can glimpse your future:

When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.


Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Hot Space Chicks From Hell

Posted by: J. Trudeau at February 22, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

2 off gay sock

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

3 Wasn't for men a whole lot of things would never had been done, just sayin......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (+Dllb)

4 Can we vote for who has to emigrate?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (p6e8W)

5 I got nothing. Other than maybe launching this lady into space. Via trebuchet.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (SkuXa)

6 Fourth

Posted by: James Sheldon at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (gLylO)

7 DJI + 164.70 points ~ DJI Death Wishbot

Posted by: fly gal at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (8TdcF)

8 Oh HERE we go. This is even on Topic:

779 Kirk beams down to the liberal planet. "You people need to think for yourselves. Man is meant to...do, to, think, to...be...more than he already is."

This is problematic. Where's the agency for the other characters? You're probably a rapist.
Posted by: the Dark Mirror writers, season 4 at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (6FqZa)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (6FqZa)

9

Mars.

Needs.

WOMEN...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)

10 WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB

*shoulder spin*

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (WDCYi)

11 So, Elon Musk still qualifies to fly.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA)

12 Hmm. Wonder who'd smuggle illegals to Mars...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (7LY+6)

13 8 Oh HERE we go. This is even on Topic:

779 Kirk beams down to the liberal planet. "You people need to think for yourselves. Man is meant to...do, to, think, to...be...more than he already is."

This is problematic. Where's the agency for the other characters? You're probably a rapist.
Posted by: the Dark Mirror writers, season 4 at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (6FqZa)



Vol = Tyranny....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)

14 Closer and closer we creep, to peak Stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, concerned citizen at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (LISuA)

15 Posted by: fly gal at February 22, 2018 04:26 PM (8TdcF)

I am sure that Go Go Gremlins, or whatever t.f. that troll's name was, is very very concerned.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (6FqZa)

16 OMG, wow just wow...I just fainted at the bad thoughts Ace just wrote like a man in a lifetime TV movie.

I can't even...I need to faint. girl power!

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (V3U1L)

17 "the article ends 'migrants welcome'"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (V3U1L)

18 Xhe is stupid on a galactic scale.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (0tfLf)

19 As my Dad would say, it's amazing these people aren't struck down where they stand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (4ErVI)

20 When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.



After they eat you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (gRZfJ)

21 NBC: To go boldly where no man has gone before!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

22 Maybe we should just mow the grass around Cape Canaveral and the problem will solve itself.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, on to a good thing at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (LISuA)

23 Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.

Also, unicorn farms are a stone cold bitch to maintain.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (u8Nqb)

24 17 "the article ends 'migrants welcome'"
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (V3U1L)

If we shipped all the Muslims to Mars, in 100 years, there wouldn't BE a Mars.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (WDCYi)

25 I can't wait for women to single handily take Western Civilization to the next level fighting wars, building new buildings, and advancing technology.

I'll be over here with the rest of the men watching in total amazement and cheering them on as we leap forward to a type 1 Civilization. I'll make sandwiches as shit.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (g4lFK)

26 Musk should have put a blonde in the Tesla in space ... with her hair sticking out from the helmet.

Or he could have put a woman in the passenger side, with her head in his lap, to go full patriarchy on the WOKE ones in the MSM. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (bT8Z4)

27 lengthy...

no wonder it took so long to poast: Ace ran out of bytes and had to have them delivered by Amazon Prime

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (8xaIy)

28 Armageddon! Armageddon!

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, on to a good thing at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (LISuA)

29 I wonder if this scrunt knows who paid for Columbus' little trip to the West Indies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

30 Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.
---------
yeah but what about gay men of color? huhhhhhhhhh?

god, what a bitch.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (V3U1L)

31 12 Hmm. Wonder who'd smuggle illegals to Mars...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM



Build a wall in space, they'll figure a way around it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

32 24 17 "the article ends 'migrants welcome'"
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:28 PM (V3U1L)

If we shipped all the Muslims to Mars, in 100 years, there wouldn't BE a Mars.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (WDCYi)


They'd still be hunting for space Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (VM6ev)

33 Parody is dead.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (eAZVt)

34 Actually, when she dies, her cats will eat her.

Nothing personal. Your sweet cat will gladly eat you too, if you kick off with no arrangements for feeding Fluffy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (toi7g)

35 Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.
----
thing that is make believe affects one favored group more than another. got it.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (V3U1L)

36 Earth First! (we'll strip mine the others later)

Posted by: IP at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (/fNs2)

37 I don't think she knows what a large rocket can do for her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)

38 Shorter NBC Feminist: Bring on the Idiocracy, as the pursuit of innovation and untamed frontiers is all toxic 'n sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (W+vEI)

39 Well if thats so
Suck it up ladies, its a man's world

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (aC6Sd)

40 30 yeah but what about gay men of color?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:29 PM (V3U1L)

Vester Lee Flanagan offed himself after getting fired from his news reporter job.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (WDCYi)

41 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

++++

Musk wants to take his huge rocket and fuck the egg that is Mars.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (pvjTE)

42 FFS, will she just shudup already and make me a samich. Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (0OmEj)

43 At this point, I do not see a way to get back to sanity without a bloody civil war or a major world wide conflagration.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (lP9xz)

44 39 you know I don't buy this crap Leftists throw at us

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (aC6Sd)

45 Even Shorter NBC Feminist: Men always suck and they can't win.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

46 This got to be pretty funny after a few paragraphs.... Great rant.
^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (8i5iQ)

47 Fair enough. How about we make a deal? We send her and all the people like her to Mars to found a non-patriarchal Utopia, and we'll stay behind on Earth in our knuckle-dragging opportunity society.

Win/Win baby!

Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (Nyyc4)

48 #OutOfThisWorldWOKE: NBC Runs Op-Ed Stating That Plans for the Exploration of Mars Are Just Another Symptom of Male Entitlement

LOL. The book says "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus".

Now, when we start exploring Venus then it will be a sure symptom of Male Entitlement (and conquest, of course).

Of course, Venus is in a continual state of hot flash ... so I doubt any men will want to go there ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (8gDQu)

49 WTeverlovinF? What a dumb piece of shit.

I hope you all know that this imbecile does NOT speak for all women, or, indeed, anyone other than subliterate mouth-breathers like herself.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (l59YB)

50 It's scary because feminists can't even come to a consensus about the Vulva and the Vagina.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (g4lFK)

51 Parody is dead.

Posted by: Chris M

Yeah, Onion, Babylon Bee, just shut it down. You can't compete with reality.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (SkuXa)

52 Build a wall in space, they'll figure a way around it. "

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (7LY+6)

53 Real Male Feminists want to go to Venus Not MARS!!!!

Posted by: jihadi at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (I64i9)

54 She knows that "The Expanse" is fiction, right?

I'm looking forward to Season 3 of The Expanse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (g6GOb)

55 41
Musk wants to take his huge rocket and fuck the egg that is Mars.

Repeatedly.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM (pvjTE)


*Imagining giant D&C machine launched by Planned Planethood to abort it*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

56 three things trump needs to do:

1. tax remittances to mexico at exhobinant rates
2. make DWI's while illegal federal
3a. order fed agencies that degrees in female studies and the like are not to be considered actual college degrees for hiring purposes.
3b. no more student loans to the same end.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (V3U1L)

57 Get your ass to Mars.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (1L9V9)

58 I suspect her vagina smells and no one will play with her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (2LelM)

59 What distresses me most is that she says this out loud in front of people.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (/A+Cl)

60 Is this zhe or xhe person a millenial? Because that might explain some of the dumb ass stupidity its sprouting.

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

61 I don't think she knows what a large rocket can do for her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2018 04:30 PM



There is some space that just shouldn't be probed.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (0tfLf)

62 To boldly go where no dildo has gone before.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

63 I'm thinking Marcie, the writer, is out grabbing pussy with those man hands she has. Gender think tank at Stanford? Shocking.

Posted by: NCKate at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (EFvVi)

64 I'd kick Marcie Bianco in the snatch for being such a deranged bitch, but I wouldn't want to wreck my shine.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (O5Q3r)

65 I get it. My wife likes for me to drive the car, and she likes to bitch about how I drive.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (OneoG)

66 I have a Mars-rection.

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (x25VP)

67 I've got a rocket in my pocket and it's about to lift off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

68 57 Get your ass to Mars.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (1L9V9)

"I wish I had three hands!"

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2018 04:32 PM (WDCYi)

69 I think xhe really meant to type "Fleshy Space Junk"

Posted by: gromulin at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (Gtume)

70 If its worth more than $ .77 why not go trans gender on the company

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (aC6Sd)

71 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

Where Miley at?

I'm not going to speak for the women here, but my impression is that healthy women also like to have unchallenged and automatic access to their husbands' bodies . . .

What we seem to have here in this "thinker's" Hot Take is encratite gnosticism, again. Something that promotes human life is deemed satanic, in an absolute inversion of G-d's plan for us.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (6FqZa)

72 >>The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.



Well, you don't get quality tail like Amber Heard by working in garbage collection. \__/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

73 Is this obnoxious woman a lesbian?

Posted by: pst314 at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (T4dRn)

74 you know, to be honest, the desire to colonize is quite fucking female.

Every girlfriend I've had be colonizing my house.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (V3U1L)

75 Hmm. Wonder who'd smuggle illegals to Mars...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Serenity or Millennium Falcon.
Paying gig is a paying gig.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (sMMcg)

76 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

I like the way that sounds.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (8gDQu)

77
Mars, bars, bars on Mars and Mars Bars.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (VM6ev)

78
When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just
shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.





Posted by Ace at 04:30 PM



Comments

This...is why I come to this place. Fucking poetry

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (NTM5E)

79 >>Gender think tank at Stanford? Shocking.

Seems to be precious little thinking going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)

80 That's so woke I'll never goto sleep.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (IYHxL)

81 I always have to wonder if this a scam taking advantage of the mentally ill or whether the author is mentally ill.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (QQ+il)

82 lol, cats that shrug

Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (SJBL7)

83 50 It's scary because feminists can't even come to a consensus about the Vulva and the Vagina.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (g4lFK)


Automatic two points in a person's favor if they know the difference.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (/A+Cl)

84 These people need to believe in their own intellectual superiority. In order to do that they have to look at things and see things that other people are too dumb to see. So they come up with these fantasies to assure themselves that they are smarter than everybody who looks at a rocket and just sees a rocket.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (xPl2J)

85 72 >>The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.



Well, you don't get quality tail like Amber Heard by working in garbage collection. \__/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)


"Ha! Good one!"

- - NYC Sanitation Retiree raking $250,000 pension

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

86 Every girlfriend I've had be colonizing my house.


bobby pins.. from thin air.

Posted by: IP at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (/fNs2)

87 Sammich, Marcie!!! CHOP CHOP!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (O5Q3r)

88 32 Probably because they saw the end of Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1.

Posted by: Bete, bot of melancholy at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (Ojki1)

89 Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Why the hell wouldn't Musk want to go to Mars? Would the insane writer prefer he go to Venus and rape it instead? Now who's the misogynist I ask?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (H8S+R)

90 Its the She Girl's Mans hater club.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (aC6Sd)

91 Monk - you are so right. The Vagina Monologues was big when I was in college, and 99% of the time, anyone associated with it who said vagina meant vulva. How the hell can they expect me to take them seriously as an advocate for women when they don't even know the most basic facts about female anatomy?

(and then there's the whole "objectifying women and reducing them to vaginas, and what is a vulva anyway, will reduce domestic violence" idea, but now I am off topic)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (l59YB)

92 71 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

-----------

more like "the desire to cohabitate -to have unquestioned, unchallenged, and automatic bathroom, closet, and dresser access, and to use it at will, is a feminine one.

oh right, feminine. doesn't count for gender majors.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L)

93 This is a common socialist trope... why should we worry about space when all our societal problems are right here.


The Russians viewed it differently.... trying to establish the inherent dominance of communism

Posted by: Former mass resident at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (aS7LQ)

94 never stick your rocket in crazy

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (8xaIy)

95 >>>It's scary because feminists can't even come to a consensus about the Vulva and the Vagina.
>>>Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (g4lFK)

Automatic two points in a person's favor if they know the difference.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 22, 2018 04:34 PM (/A+Cl)


But 20 demerits if they care.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (8gDQu)

96 Note too that she... it claims that "menz are freaked out about her article"

No, sweetie, we're not "freaked out".

We're pointing. And laughing. Loudly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (7LY+6)

97 Man. That silly, unserious fool should run for President. Oops, she already did. And LOST BIGTIME!

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (SvnHQ)

98 At this point, I do not see a way to get back to sanity without a bloody civil war or a major world wide conflagration.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM

These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood.

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (toi7g)

99 I don't care about you or your, your vealy vulva!

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (SkuXa)

100

Total Recall was just a movie.
A 'B' movie.

Posted by: Alford at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (roQNm)

101 I'm pretty sure she's a Russian bot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

102 When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just
shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.

And if the cat-flap jams, they'll eat your face off your skull.

Posted by: Thon Brocket at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (3GwNu)

103 Good grief...a hundred comments and not one obvious Uranus joke.
It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (0tfLf)

104 Ace does nail the unrestrained female nature down in this. They want men to bring them resources and do the work but get pissed because this leaves them with less time to zero time to constantly feed them with attention.

I bet this woman is 40 or younger without looking. And white.

Now I'll check my work.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (g4lFK)

105 And I think what's going on, also, is a twisted form of entrepreneurship. These people (of whatever gender identity) are addicted to the Hot Take, of the original idea which can grab clicks.

It is many times easier to be stupid than to be right, but if you have a high verbal SAT then you can make the stupid look like it's right. At least to other stupids.

So that's what these lazy people do: they write Hot Takes that look like an argument, to attract stupid peoples' clicks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (6FqZa)

106 Seriously - I think I injured myself reading this.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (kXN1e)

107 See, it's people like her that make colonizing a cold, airless, desert planet look like an attractive proposition.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (xjiRE)

108 And they claim all the smarts. SMDH

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM (nQHw/)

109 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something --- is a patriarchal one.

Because women are really patriarchal about a guy's chequing account.

This is retarded.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (CPk08)

110 I did not know the Onion was punking the MSM with their articles.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (uYSAz)

111 Does this mean that asking a woman if I can "spend some time on Uranus" is a bad thing now?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (9rM5k)

112 When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.

But, first, they'll eat her carcass.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (8gDQu)

113 "The raping and pillaging of the Earth, and the environmental chaos that
doing so has unleashed, are integral to the process of colonization."

She makes it sound like that is a bad thing.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (MxEKc)

114 99 I don't care about you or your, your vealy vulva!
Posted by: Cyril Figgus at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (SkuXa)


I saw Vealy Vulva open for Wendy O. Williams and the Plasmatics at Mudd Club in 82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (VM6ev)

115 No offense, but if women think that striving to achieve the impossible and add immeasurably to the sum of human knowledge and wealth is "patriarchal," then:

1, It's little wonder they make, allegedly 77 cents on each "male" dollar, and

2, 77 cents seems way too generous. Perhaps they're being overpaid just because of their sex.



Camille Paglia: If the world were run by women we'd all still be living in grass huts.

I'm so so so so so sick of this notion that everything that is bad in the world is because men are icky and everything that is good in the world is because women are great and pure and noble.

You know what that is? Dehumanizing to both men and women because men do amazing and brave and heroic things every day and women can be evil and vicious and nasty and conniving. Neither sex has the claim to be pure or evil.

And I'm kind of annoyed with having to even give the time to caterwaul back against such insipid nonsense.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

116 "1 Hot Space Chicks From Hell
Posted by: J. Trudeau"


I call dibs on green Bat Girl from Star Trek.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

117
Yes, all those female roofers baking in the summer sun. Sad!

You never saw a female roofer carry a square of shingles two stories up a ladder on a 90 degree day? In hot pants?

It's unforgettable.

Oh, wait a minute. I saw it on PronHub, so might not be true.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (2FqvZ)

118 111 Does this mean that asking a woman if I can "spend some time on Uranus" is a bad thing now?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (9rM5k)


Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (VM6ev)

119 It's not any man's fault or the fault of Mars that she so deeply resents her own femininity.

Get some fucking help, darling and try not to shoot up a school.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (nILVB)

120 The three Apollo astronauts who burned to death were just enjoying that good good male entitlement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (qwliU)

121 Get your ass to Mars! And make me a sammich when you get there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (p+Wdc)

122 or as Camille Paglia put it, "If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (ILitO)

123 Dead Old White Men thoughts:

Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Death closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
'T is not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (hvf9s)

124 Why go to Mars? The same reason we climb mountains.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (uYSAz)

125 Say what you like about Stalin, but the man knew how to handle people like this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (fA1SL)

126 A Boko Haram attack on a secondary school in Nigeria's Yobe state may have resulted in the kidnapping of 94 girls, recalling the mass abduction of nearly 300 by the Islamic State-affiliated terrorists in 2014.


Michelle Obama was unavailable for comment

Posted by: undocumented illegal #BringBackOurHumVees at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (e8kgV)

127 116
I call dibs on green Bat Girl from Star Trek.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (OD2ni)


Yeah. Yvonne Craig's boobs were more supple than Susan Oliver in the pilot episode.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (VM6ev)

128 What a surprise.

Marcie Bianco is a writer and the Editorial and Communications
Manager of the Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford
University.

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (NTM5E)

129 Have a all female Venus expedition

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)

130 But 20 demerits if they care.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:35 PM (8gDQu)


Hey now, I'm sure it's a pretty important distinction.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (/A+Cl)

131 Probably because they saw the end of Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1."

Jews in Space!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (7LY+6)

132 All right boys, let's saddle up, ride to Mars, oppress the natives, take all their stuff and build us some hotels and golf courses.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (37IEG)

133 Now we're up to another whole level of Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

134 Camille Paglia: If the world were run by women we'd all still be living in grass huts.

-----

acctuuualllly, if you remember the prequel to hidden figures, Unapparent Architects, you'll see that all architecture was developed by 2 female POC's but white men STOLE THEIR DESIGNS.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (V3U1L)

135 Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM



Hey! Nothing beats a good Dickens' Cider!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (0tfLf)

136 Oh. I have used the phrase, 'I've goy a hard on to Mars', after a great shot on the golf course. Guilty as charged.

Posted by: redenzo at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (14qvS)

137 I think my *ignorant as f**k* meter just pegged at off scale high. Wow is that some galactic level dumb.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (tr2D7)

138 I've always wanted to ask this question - has anyone worked in an organization largely managed by women? I have, and the results ain't pretty. They talk and talk about problems, and no one can make a decision. Also they are extremely pissy with each other for no obvious reason.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (kXN1e)

139 "Gender Studies Scholar"?

Otherwise known as "Unemployable". I hope the world of human resources proactively searches and records the activity of these social media nimrods to protect their companies from bankruptcy - financial and intellectual.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (H8S+R)

140 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.



Prove it. You can't. You just made it up & keep saying it. Things are much more gray and nuanced than this. But you fucktards have created a whole new reality, and the media assists you.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (YOIA1)

141 Since I don't want to unnecessarily slam any of the ettes, may I make a suggestion?

Since the left insists there are 57 genders, we should invent one. "Feminist" something which is completely different from "Women" and deserving none of the respect or protection generally given the latter.

And one with which there is no excuse to mate.

Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (XQvuQ)

142 Staying on earth and giving up HUMAN space exploration = a deeply nihilistic take on reality that will be one small part of mankind's ultimate extinction.

I'm not being overly dramatic, I didn't say it will be the only cause of our downfall, but an important part. Humanity stands at a cross roads right now.

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (q177U)

143 or as Camille Paglia put it, "If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts."
====

Is Camille covered under the Endangered Species Act because she's a rare example of an intellectually honest liberal?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (nILVB)

144 Marcie Bianco is a writer and the Editorial and Communications
Manager of the Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford
University."

See, she's smarter than you. So you should shut up and do as she says.

Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (7LY+6)

145 Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM


I'm so tired right now, I actually had to look twice at that. Need. Moar. Covfefe....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (p+Wdc)

146 I had to share this, hope Ace talks about it

http://tinyurl.com/yb2woy7a

Matthew Dowd demonstrating inconceivable levels of ignorance and foolishness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)

147 Marie Bianco needs a job picking lettuce.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

148 What a surprise.

Marcie Bianco is a writer and the Editorial and Communications
Manager of the Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford University.

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM (NTM5E)


Gender Research. LOL. Well, there's masculine and there's feminine.

Stanford used to be such a great school ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (8gDQu)

149 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (2FqvZ)

It is possible except that part about being hot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (uYSAz)

150 Does this mean that asking a woman if I can "spend some time on Uranus" is a bad thing now?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (9rM5k)


Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



*golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (sMMcg)

151 damn, I go looking for a quote and someone else posts it first.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (ILitO)

152 51 Parody is dead.

Posted by: Chris M

Yeah, Onion, Babylon Bee, just shut it down. You can't compete with reality.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 22, 2018 04:31 PM (SkuXa)

Yep, amazing. I'd not be surprised to see this kind of nuttery on Salon, for example, but NBC is supposedly mainstream.

I used to visit Salon regularly to poke the asylum dwellers with sticks for fun, but there's no need for lefty loony sites if the MSM is going to take on that role.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (6HFDU)

153 138, Also they are extremely pissy with each other for no obvious reason.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (kXN1e)
This one has a reason..PMS

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (a0IVu)

154
there ain't nothin you can tell me I don't already know.

I got a rocket in my pocket and I'm rarin to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (lKyWE)

155 So sending a rocket to Venus would be, like, lLITERALLYl rape.

....if you are a retard.

Literally.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (CPk08)

156
I suspect her vagina smells and no one will play with her.

Posted by: Puddin Head
_____________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (mPeei)

157 And yes, this is a woman writing (or xhe identifies as female, at least), and yes, of course xhe identifies as a Gender Studies Scholar.

If women ran the world, we'd still be living in caves.

In fact, that would be true if anyone except white and Asian males ran the world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (qwliU)

158 147 Marie Bianco needs a job picking lettuce.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc)


"No vacancy, esse."

- - zombie Cesar Chavez

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)

159 And if Elon Musk offered to bang her, she'd have her panties down before the lights went out.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (kXN1e)

160 Maybe if Boko Haram was kidnapping 50 girls from a US high school they might want armed guards

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (aC6Sd)

161 Two words: Martian Gold.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (QQ+il)

162 O/T:

More Manafort and Gates indictments from Mueller. Of course, nothing to do with Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

163 These things (I cant even call xer a woman) are seriously mentally ill, deranged even. What in the everloving fuck is wrong with her brain?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (0OmEj)

164 I initially read the last two words of that title as "Male Enhancement" ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (YjzW1)

165 Toxic Masculinity, by Rudyard Kipling:

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream- -and not make dreams your master;
If you can think- -and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings- -nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And- -which is more- -you'll be a Man, my son!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (39g3+)

166 Reminds me of some ding bat on a late night talk show many years ago talking about how rockets,bullets and torpedoes were shaped like penises.Jon Lovitz said "Of course torpedoes are shaped like penises,if they were shaped like vaginas they would just fill up with water and sink."

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (LiyEm)

167 All right boys, let's saddle up, ride to Mars, oppress the natives, take all their stuff and build us some hotels and golf courses."

Isn't that the plot to "Avatar 2, the Search for More Money"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (7LY+6)

168 The World Peace and Unification Sanctuary in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania, an offshoot of the Unification Church, is inviting couples to bring their semi-automatic rifles to the church on Feb. 28 to "show their willingness to defend their families, communities and nation."

"All of the weapons in the ceremony will be checked to make sure they are unloaded, with a zip tie so that no bullets can be inserted," Sanctuary Church president Richard Panzer said in an email obtained by The Times-Tribune. The church leader added that local police were welcome to attend the ceremony to make sure the event is safe.

Posted by: undocumented illegal minister at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (e8kgV)

169 Gender Research? I will give you a hint. There are two.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (uYSAz)

170 66 I have a Mars-rection.
Posted by: skip intro

67 I've got a rocket in my pocket and it's about to lift off!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke
----------
And these are just a few zingers that make me giggle like a 7th grader... thanks clowns, now I've got to clean the Mt . Dew of the screen.

*grabs screen wipe*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (9B/d8)

171 #MakeAstrophysicsGreatAgain

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (AM1GF)

172 or as Camille Paglia put it, "If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts."

Ah. Just saw this. But she's right, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (qwliU)

173 When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.


Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM


A way with words, man. Truly special.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ)

174 ATTEMPT NO LANDING ON HER VULVA

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)

175 Good grief...a hundred comments and not one obvious Uranus joke.

It's like I don't know you people.



Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:36 PM

I save my #ButtStuff jokes for threads involving Peter Strzok and Lisa Page.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (toi7g)

176 >>" Entitlement to power, control, domination and ownership. The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer and colonize something new."

No offense, but that sounds fucking AWESOME. That sounds like something Conan would say. Sign me up for that plan.

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (q177U)

177 I've always wanted to ask this question - has anyone worked in an organization largely managed by women? I have, and the results ain't pretty. They talk and talk about problems, and no one can make a decision. Also they are extremely pissy with each other for no obvious reason.
=====

I do (except the CEO is a man, a pandering-to-minorities types of man, but a man) but 99% of all other management are women.

It's a shithole.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (nILVB)

178 Oh, just what one would imagine, except no colored hair or clunky glasses.
https://twitter.com/MarcieBianco

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (W+vEI)

179 "Does this mean that asking a woman if I can 'spend some time on Uranus' is a bad thing now?"

Well, you can't really land there, since it's mostly gas. So you'd really be spending time *in* Uranus.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (eAZVt)

180 This is your brain on feminism.

* CRACK, PLOOOP *

Any questions?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (KXVP7)

181 When we colonize mars like most places the west has colonized, it will be better. Unless mouthy, unattractive women are allowed in.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (U+nHb)

182
Since the left insists there are 57 genders, we should invent one. "Feminist" something which is completely different from "Women" and deserving none of the respect or protection generally given the latter.

Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (XQvuQ)


I suggest the gender neutral term "retard".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (CPk08)

183 Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM


Hey! Nothing beats a good Dickens' Cider!
Posted by: Diogenes


Wish someone had the money and balls to start a company and name it that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (sMMcg)

184 Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (0tfLf)

185 Now, Colonialist Westerners will be stealing the Martians natural resources!!

Posted by: The Tide Pod Foundation at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW)

186 183

Wish someone had the money and balls to start a company and name it that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (sMMcg)


It's an Aussie spoof. Check You Tube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (VM6ev)

187 Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

That's considered heresy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (IYHxL)

188 A++

You hit that one out of the park, Ace

Posted by: Greg Q at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (BuiC1)

189 Staying on earth and giving up HUMAN space exploration = a deeply nihilistic take on reality that will be one small part of mankind's ultimate extinction.

I was shouting something like this at the printed page of CS Lewis' "Out Of The Silent Planet".

"You can't have Mars Malacandra; it's taken. Meanwhile just let me preside over this civilisation's comfortable yet inevitable decline to entropy."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (6FqZa)

190 Matthew Dowd demonstrating inconceivable levels of ignorance and foolishness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)



Wait, so this is stupid by Matthew Dowd's standards? Because I don't think I can spare the brain cells that will commit suicide from reading that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (mf5HN)

191 Fortunately, bints like this were kept in convents 600 years ago, so we were able to emerge from the dark ages.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (7ZVPa)

192 183 Only if you supply the Dickens' Cider.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:38 PM


Hey! Nothing beats a good Dickens' Cider!
Posted by: Diogenes


Wish someone had the money and balls to start a company and name it that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM



I think it is a legit company in Australia.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

193 Going to Mars == Grabbing Mish. Got it ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (YjzW1)

194 Matthew Dowd demonstrating inconceivable levels of ignorance and foolishness.

-
I always refef my deeper theological questions to Matthew Dowd.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

195 " Entitlement to power, control, domination and ownership. The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer and colonize something new."

She left out "strip mining."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (qwliU)

196 Ahh What JJ said.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

197 Ask any married guy - who owns the inside of the house, you or the wife?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (kXN1e)

198 What distresses me most is that she says this out loud in front of people.
Posted by: Emmie
---
Yes, and not only that, I wonder what simian-like intellect hired this bint?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (tr2D7)

199 This is in her twitter bio:


Cultural Elitist and Purveyor of Fine Italian Lesbian Meats. Atheist.

Lesbian meats? ufffffffffffff

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (U+nHb)

200 Wish someone had the money and balls to start a company and name it that. "

The One Eyed Brewing Company...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (7LY+6)

201 Just in: bank of Omaha has decided to cut ties with NRA and will not issue nra branded Visa cards. Freedom hating bastards.

Posted by: Lily at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (4YxMZ)

202 Wonderfully savage, ace. You battered that mediocre seed receptacle like she was a red-headed step-shelf.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

203 Matthew Dowd demonstrating inconceivable levels of ignorance and foolishness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)
---
I was going to post that Dog-Bites-Man story in the previous thread.

Posted by: The Tide Pod Foundation at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (vDqXW)

204 I takie it Marcie got marred fairly recently

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (aC6Sd)

205
Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (0tfLf)


Mars Needs Women

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (lKyWE)

206 Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (0tfLf)


You really only need one good-looking woman with really loose morals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (8gDQu)

207 "While men compete over whose rocket is the biggest, women are fighting to stay alive against assaults on their personhood -- and their planet."

So, it's JUST women who are fighting to stay alive, no men? Men are selecting out females to assault and kill, and they're leaving other men alone?

Logic is hard for communication/gender ethics studies majors.

Posted by: fly gal at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (8TdcF)

208 197 Ask any married guy - who owns the inside of the house, you or the wife?
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (kXN1e)


I'm the boss in my family. My wife just makes the decisions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (VM6ev)

209 bints like this "

Moistened?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (7LY+6)

210 Lesbian meats? ufffffffffffff

Prosciutto wallet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

211 Bank of Omaha = Warren Buffet
Not surprised..

Posted by: IP at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (/fNs2)

212 181 When we colonize mars like most places the west has colonized, it will be better. Unless mouthy, unattractive women are allowed in.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (U+nHb)


But once we get them all there, we up stakes and come back here, leaving them there.

I know. Thinking all the time ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (qwliU)

213
"All of the weapons in the ceremony will be
checked to make sure they are unloaded, with a zip tie so that no
bullets can be inserted," Sanctuary Church president Richard Panzer said
in an email obtained by The Times-Tribune. The church leader added that
local police were welcome to attend the ceremony to make sure the event
is safe.


Posted by: undocumented illegal minister at February 22, 2018 04:41 PM (e8kgV)
Now some criminal can show up with real, loaded guns and steal all of the "Unifications" guns. Brilliant!!

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NTM5E)

214 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

----

Behind every man exploring the frontiers is a woman complaining that he isn't making enough money, the house is a dump, and they need a new car..

Posted by: Alford at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (roQNm)

215 Someone tweet the Conan the Barbarian quote to her and attribute it to Musk. See if she retweets it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (uYSAz)

216 Marcie (an -'ie' femynyst) taps this out on her cellphone, internets through phone lines, and sips her international latte because her fat ass sits in a civilization BUILT BY FUCKING MEN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

217 Meet Marcie Bianco. (She is more of a stereotype than I thought btw. She is grooming our young women as well)

http://thelstop.org/2013/09/meet-marcie-bianco- queer-publics-intellectual-phd/

http://www.womensmediacenter.com/profile/marcie-bianco

And her Twitter is something to behold.

https://mobile.twitter.com/marciebianco?lang=en

Conclusion: I low balled my stereotype and was too kind.



Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (g4lFK)

218 197 Ask any married guy - who owns the inside of the house, you or the wife?
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (kXN1e)


Does the garage count? Because that's my turf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (qwliU)

219 Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.

Poverty tends to effect women more than men. It isn't climate change, it's the poverty that results from the higher energy prices that result from the supposed cures for climate change.

Posted by: GregV61 at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (FLpne)

220 Parody is dead.
-----------
It's Not Dead, It's sleeping

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (y3aQB)

221 Marcie BiancoThe patriarchal race to colonize Mars is just another example of male entitlement
.......

Actually, sugartits, the patriarchal race to colonize Mars is just another example of men trying to escape a planet that has Marcie Bianco on it.

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (x25VP)

222 The author of this drivel ought to be put into a cell of jihadists. Have at her, guys....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (ujg0T)

223 Day of the Kitchen, when?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (g4lFK)

224 I believe I'm guilty of Indifference Privilege with respect to this twit/twat.Sorry to say I have a shoulder injury (from yoga of all things) which tennis is exacerbating, so will likely be out for a while; am thinking of giving up the racquet for something less deleterious to the joints -- like MMA cage-fighting. You can remove me from the list for now, Scott; I'll let you know if and when I get back in the game. Have fun! -Shain

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (YjzW1)

225 In February 2016 Project Veritas released video of Australian Labor Party activists assisting Democrats in the US. The activists are seen assisting the Bernie Sanders campaign. This is a clear violation of FEC laws. It is well documented that the Australian Labor Party sent staffers to work against Donald Trump in the 2016 campaign. The story was well documented and raised a bit of a stink in Australia because the operatives were funded by Aussie taxpayers.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (e8kgV)

226 199 This is in her twitter bio:

Cultural Elitist and Purveyor of Fine Italian Lesbian Meats. Atheist.

Lesbian meats? ufffffffffffff
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 04:44 PM (U+nHb)


Que cosa? Chewy salsicce flaps!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (VM6ev)

227 Since women are completely and totally equal in every way to men why don't they launch a war on men?They even outnumber us.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (LiyEm)

228
"All of the weapons in the ceremony will be checked to make sure
they are unloaded, with a zip tie so that no bullets can be inserted,"
Sanctuary Church president Richard Panzer said in an email obtained by
The Times-Tribune. The church leader added that local police were
welcome to attend the ceremony to make sure the event is safe.


I hope they get robbed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

229 Cultural Elitist and Purveyor of Fine Italian Lesbian Meats. Atheist.

Lost Hope For A Legacy In This World Or The Next. My Posts Are A Cry For Help.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (6FqZa)

230 Someone tweet the Conan the Barbarian quote to her and attribute it to Musk. See if she retweets it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:46 PM (uYSAz)


That's MY quote, dammit!! You're lucky I'm dead.

Posted by: Zombie Genghis Khan at February 22, 2018 04:47 PM (8gDQu)

231 Meet Marcie Bianco. (She is more of a stereotype than I thought btw. She is grooming our young women as well)

And she's a muff diver.

Quelle surprise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (qwliU)

232 #201. CNBC is gleefully reporting that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (jluRf)

233 Ask any married guy - who owns the inside of the house, you or the wife?

Is the guy a man or just a married guy?

The beta has one room and claims he's all manly because its his "cave" where he stocks stuff he loved at age 14.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (39g3+)

234 207
Logic is hard for communication/gender ethics studies majors.
Posted by: fly gal at February 22, 2018 04:45 PM (8TdcF)


That's because logic is a cisheteronormative tool of the white patriarchy. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (xjiRE)

235 218. 'Garage'? Lookit Mister Fancy-Pants there with his frenchified lingo!

Car-hole. It's called a car-hole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (fA1SL)

236 Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?
=====

If I was in charge of the staffing, then yes.

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (nILVB)

237 In February 2016 Project Veritas released video of Australian Labor
Party activists assisting Democrats in the US. The activists are seen
assisting the Bernie Sanders campaign. This is a clear violation of FEC
laws. It is well documented that the Australian Labor Party sent
staffers to work against Donald Trump in the 2016 campaign. The story
was well documented and raised a bit of a stink in Australia because the
operatives were funded by Aussie taxpayers.


Aussie Yobs tampered with our elections!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

238 Real feminists want to mow the border, not go to Mars!

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (EaQ6/)

239 >>When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.




Love the After-BURN, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (v1Tpk)

240
Mars is a male-named planet, so you grab is by the nuts.

Venus is the one you grab by the pussy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (pNxlR)

241 we should certainly dedicate a vast empty space somewhere in the galaxy for this vacuous woman. And put a vacuum in her hand for eternity, just out of spite.

matter and anti-matter, scientists don't know. But this woman was able to drain the think tank of real thinking by her mere anti-thinking presence, so she has that going for her. need more funding.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (bT8Z4)

242 The penetration of space by men has been scripted from the beginning.


https://tinyurl.com/y9kcftbn

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (lkYi7)

243 Oops, sorry -- copy/paste mobile phone fail.

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (YjzW1)

244 Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men is bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (qwliU)

245 "Reminds me of some ding bat on a late night talk show many years ago talking about how rockets, bullets and torpedoes were shaped like penises."

Science. How does it work?

Posted by: Gender Studiest at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (H8S+R)

246 It is the same instinctual and cultural force that teaches men that everything -- and everyone -- in their line of vision is theirs for the taking.
---
Yeah, that's why it's long been culturally masculine for guys to have their way with other guys. And every guy is just taking other guys, because, well, they're in their line of vision, right?

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (vDqXW)

247 Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford University


How does an Institute for Gender Research survive with "man" in it's name?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (0tfLf)

248 Ultimately,

It is important to remember:

"Everybody Dies Alone"

cats or no cats!!

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at February 22, 2018 04:49 PM (gRjsG)

249 #232. Gleefully is right. I went to the company break room where the business news plays on tv. They were kind of smug.

Posted by: Lily at February 22, 2018 04:50 PM (4YxMZ)

250 138 I've always wanted to ask this question - has anyone worked in an organization largely managed by women? I have, and the results ain't pretty. They talk and talk about problems, and no one can make a decision. Also they are extremely pissy with each other for no obvious reason.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 22, 2018 04:39 PM (kXN1e)

I have and do, and for the most part they have been very well run. At one workplace though, our little department was dysfunctional due to two bad female supervisors. They made everything too personal.

At the same time, our company branch was being saved by a little female GM who was brought in to do a major and much needed layoff. She planned it and carried it out, and was still both liked and respected afterward.

Posted by: stace at February 22, 2018 04:50 PM (6HFDU)

251 This is, of course, how you get more Trump. This and that lovely Teen Cosmo writer's Billy Graham tweet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)

252 Her twitter feed is absolute garbage. A quote "Patriarchy knows no gender. Women are some of its best perpetrators."

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2018 04:50 PM (NTM5E)

253 I'm gonna go watch the Black NASA video...

best thing Ken Burns never did.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 04:50 PM (v1Tpk)

254 "http://tinyurl.com/yb2woy7a



Matthew Dowd demonstrating inconceivable levels of ignorance and foolishness.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

That has to be a parody account. Real people aren't that stupid. They can't be and survive day to day, right?

Right?

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (MxEKc)

255 Serious Question -

- if we don't figure out how to reach other planets, and colonize them, what the fuck happens to us if there's another lifeform ... somewhere ... that does figure that shit out ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (dYdbl)

256 If I was in charge of the staffing, then yes.

Posted by: Shep! at February 22, 2018 04:48 PM



Phrasing....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (0tfLf)

257 "Colubusing"?

Helloooooo!!!!

Posted by: Vasco da Gama at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (7CM5W)

258 Unrestrained male nature leads to hellholes and a shitholes as well.

But do we really need to state the obvious on this one?

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (g4lFK)

259 Omaha, Warren Buffet influence? I bet someone will gladly pick up the NRA Visa account.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (bT8Z4)

260 "Marcie" was also the name of Peppermint Patty's companion and spelled the same way.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (nILVB)

261
I doubt that any blue collar guy gets out of bed in the morning before roofers. Fvck, by noon it's savage up there.

Yup, that's the reason there aren't women roofers -- the 77% pay deferential sucks. Sure. I'm buying that.

I have a short list of people I will not fight:

NJ clammers
Roofers from any state, any country, any planet

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (2FqvZ)

262
"All of the weapons in the ceremony will be checked to make sure they are unloaded, with a zip tie so that no bullets can be inserted,"


So zip guns are the order of the day?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (pNxlR)

263 MEN: Travel between planets

WOMEN like MarcIE: Tedious Articles Bitching about Men

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

264 Can ya hear me Mastuh Tom

Can ya hear me Mastuh Tom

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (5OEn4)

265 Marcie Bianco is a writer and the Editorial and Communications

Manager of the Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford

University.

I think she came in during Stanford's latest "Hire the Deranged" program. Good Jobs at Good Wages for the Deranged American Community.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (O5Q3r)

266 255
Serious Question -



- if we don't figure out how to reach other planets, and colonize
them, what the fuck happens to us if there's another lifeform ...
somewhere ... that does figure that shit out ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (dYdbl)

AND they have AR's!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (7CM5W)

267 That should be the Clayperson Institute. Yeah, I don't care if the donor's real last name was Clayman. It's triggering. Just ask Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (FQKBL)

268 I would be glad if Elon sent a whole crew of feminists. It would be good for our planet in some small measure.

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (EaQ6/)

269 "Does this mean that asking a woman if I can 'spend some time on Uranus' is a bad thing now?"

Well, you can't really land there, since it's mostly gas. So you'd really be spending time *in* Uranus.

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 04:42 PM (eAZVt)

Well, that is kinda the goal, isn't it?

Posted by: Country Boy binge watches Alaska State Troopers at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (9rM5k)

270 She's so full of poison that even when she dies, her cats won't eat her.

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (YjzW1)

271 Probably worth bringing up that Guardian idiocy from two years ago:

"How can our future Mars colonies be free of sexism and racism?"

And

"The first woman to be raped in space has probably already been born."

Not to mention:

"The only population on Mars that we know of is a handful of rovers, but no doubt we'll start a war anyway, before dragging them into some form of slavery or oppression. It's just what we do."

So, should we be more afraid that the spirit of exploration consists entirely of patriarchal urge, or that pure, noble exploration may be sullied by patriarchy? It's a puzzler.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS. SO I CAN RAPE IT AND MARS. RAPE RAPE PATRIARCHY RAPE.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (HtLSE)

272
I really think mArCie would truly enjoy visiting Uranus.

She seems full of shit herself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

273 I bet someone will gladly pick up the NRA Visa account."

Anyway, logged onto my NRA visa account... and it's still there, and there's no "notifications" as of yet...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (7LY+6)

274 Mars is a male-named planet, so you grab is by the nuts.

Venus is the one you grab by the pussy.

--
You just stick a thumb in Uranus.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (sMMcg)

275 I know the endgame for societies that tolerate this type of babyhood. I only mind that they are trying to take me along for the ride.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

276 For God's Sake Man, Swipe Left!!!

Posted by: Penfold at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (Fbt5B)

277 >>I doubt that any blue collar guy gets out of bed in the morning before roofers. Fvck, by noon it's savage up there.

I worked for a builder in high school. He did mainly additions with a lot of roofing and for some reason a lot of church roofs.

Nothing like spending a summer carrying bundles of shingles up a ladder to make you consider a career choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (/tuJf)

278 Here ya go, girls, a great employment opportunity for ya. Smash the patriarchy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDYK0zaQuZs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (qwliU)

279 Entitlement to power, control, domination and ownership. The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer and colonize something new.... is a patriarchal one.



Yea, that Cleopatra was a doll. Didn't have any of these power issues. Nor past Queens of England. Didn't they have colonies?

And it sure seems to me that some women are striving for power these days, by smashing the male patriarchy...so what is that?

Power, is a human desire that is either used or abused. And is not limited to either gender. I can make a case as to why we have seen, and do see it, more in men, and some of that is biological...but wait...that's a social construct. So how can that be. Oh, nevermind.

Gee, I manage to make this whole post without a gender studies degree or even a class.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (YOIA1)

280 These lunatics on the left were empowered by Obama and a meaningless degree. They promote their sickness as virtue.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (yhf6w)

281 The raping and pillaging of the Earth, and the environmental chaos that doing so has unleashed, are integral to the process of colonization. And the connection of the treatment of Mother Earth to women is more than symbolic: Study after study has shown that climate change globally affects women more than men.

Yes, all those female roofers

---------

remember, to the academic left, things like "oh roofers work in hot weather on top of molten tar" is not what they're talking about.

Women suffer because, ummm, violence against women can be linked to things like global warming because ummm global warming created the bikini. All that stuff about muslims cutting off clits or beheading rape victims can be tangentially related, maybe, to islam but in reality POC like most muslims suffer effects of global warming and are driven to act against their women by white mans.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (V3U1L)

282 Leave no twat unslurped!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (qwliU)

283 Et voila! - another one of my post-structuralist spawn has achieved xher moment in the limelight.

Deconstructing scientific exploration into postcolonial gender studies merde soup.

Posted by: Zombie Jacques Derrida at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (EzdLW)

284 LOLOLOLOLOL.

"the exclusive Triple Digit Club"

Pure poetry, ace.


You cheered me up.

I ran to the post office to mail some stuff, and accidentally flipped to NPR, and a story about a TX sheriff and the county's program with ICE, where they have a terminal, and a separate cell for illegals that they pick up.

The reporter waxed on about one particular young man arrested there. He was 26 (or something) and just wanted to 'stay in the shadows' and work to help his family. He was in jail because he was picked up for possessing cocaine. Of course, he was described as being 'undocumented', and an 'immigrant'.

My head exploded in a rage stroke.

They are ILLEGAL ALIENS, you FVCKERS.

To the sheriff's credit, he said that "being here illegally is Crime One" and the guy was in jail for committing another crime.

I'm actually surprised NPR aired his response.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (8iiMU)

285 AND they have AR's!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (7CM5W)


Well ... if they've only brought ARs ... I got a chance with my M1A.

But the rest of y'all are probably fucked

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (dYdbl)

286 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will -- is a patriarchal one.

If the universe is infinite, then it is an absolute certainty that there are planets out there that are inhabited by kitchen appliances and sammich-making implements.

Ladies, you may have that one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (Mouru)

287 I do not think Buffet has any significant holdings in First National Bank of Omaha which is s subsidiary of First National Bank of Nebraska.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (uYSAz)

288 We live in loony times.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (FTXAT)

289 Fvck, by noon it's savage up there."

Watched a couple of houses in the 'hood here being built - no summer mid day roofing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (7LY+6)

290 Good g-d. Another article from this bint: "This Art Project Will Teach You Cliterally Everything You Need to Know About the Clitoris."

Posted by: fly gal at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (8TdcF)

291 Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?

"Of course such a scheme would require a ratio of say, ten females to each male. And of course the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."
--Dr Strangelove

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)

292 ". . . heavily invested in who can get their rocket into space first,"

The meaning of life.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (ATVNj)

293 Outdoor work is brutal.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (+lOpA)

294 When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore.

---
After eating as much of her as they can stomach.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (vDqXW)

295 That has to be a parody account. Real people aren't that stupid. They can't be and survive day to day, right?

Right?
------------
My guess is his Life Partner dickslapping him has caused massive Concussions

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (y3aQB)

296 My God, it's full of idiocy!

Posted by: Dave at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (Mouru)

297 Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to.

https://vimeo.com/73110442

Posted by: Tamminator at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (ylaH+)

298 Why would anyone think we women have power issues?

Posted by: Queen Mary at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (6FqZa)

299
"The only population on Mars that we know of is a handful of rovers, but no doubt we'll start a war anyway, before dragging them into some form of slavery or oppression. It's just what we do."


Sheila Jackson-Lee is already setting up teams for the Mars-wide game of Capture the Flag (left by the Apollo astronauts)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (pNxlR)

300 >>Nothing like spending a summer carrying bundles of shingles up a ladder to make you consider a career choice.



Roofing Contractor had a strict 3 bundles or take the elevator down rule...
you topped out on the ladder with less than 3 and you were getting pushed off the roof.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (v1Tpk)

301 Can we set up a GoFundMe for her ticket on Ark B?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (Vpdk0)

302

Mars ain't the kind of place to rape your kids
In fact, it's cold as hell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (IqV8l)

303 Since when did Columbus become a verb?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (Mouru)

304 I have seen female roofers. Very rare, but I've seen them. They don't have to carry packets of shingles up the ladders for some odd reason, however.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (nILVB)

305 261
I doubt that any blue collar guy gets out of bed in the morning before roofers. Fvck, by noon it's savage up there.

Yup, that's the reason there aren't women roofers -- the 77% pay deferential sucks. Sure. I'm buying that.

I have a short list of people I will not fight:

NJ clammers
Roofers from any state, any country, any planet
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (2FqvZ)

I did roofing when I was younger.

It sucked. Shitty job. I was thrilled when I had an opportunity to switch careers.

If women want to be roofers -- more power to them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (F5+ro)

306 The raping and pillaging of the Earth, and the environmental chaos that doing so has unleashed,

The Earth looks to be in pretty good shape to me. I don't see any environmental chaos anywhere.

I think this chick is talking about another planet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (8gDQu)

307 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (uYSAz)
----------
How about Marlin Perkins?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (y3aQB)

308 That has to be a parody account. Real people aren't that stupid. They can't be and survive day to day, right?

That's "Thursday" for Matthew J Dowd, super conservative

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

309 From her Twitter feed, she literally wrote that article for attention. It's sad how predictable people like her act and behave. Their motivations are textbook.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (g4lFK)

310 Marcie" was also the name of Peppermint Patty's companion and spelled the same way.

Coincidence?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 04:51 PM (nILVB)


Hey, she was sweet and logical. Don't be dragging those innocent Peanuts characters into this. Leave some stuff unpoliticized for gawd's sake.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (YOIA1)

311 Hey, Marcie-- Why didn't you go into STEM?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (oVJmc)

312
Mars is a male-named planet, so you grab is by the nuts.

Venus is the one you grab by the pussy.

--
You just stick a thumb in Uranus.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 04:53 PM



And give me a good belly rub!

Posted by: Pluto - I'm a planet dammit at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (EzdLW)

313 The other planets hate me because I'm a trophy planet.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (Mouru)

314
If we send a rocket full of women to Mars who would park it when they got there?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

315 Anyone know what Dinesh D'souza wrote on twitter that got him in trouble?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (IYHxL)

316 But when that dreamy John Kennedy proposed that we go to the moon, our moisture pumps went into overdrive.

Did I mention that he was dreamy?

*sigh*

Posted by: Liberal Womyn at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (ATVNj)

317 Since when did Columbus become a verb?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (Mouru)

Verbing weirds language.

-Bill Waterston

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (xPJvm)

318 Zombie Viking King just emailed me and said he was really disappointed in this column and promised to visit this idiot and take her head.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (BfOXk)

319 Funding to cut:

#1 - Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford

University
#2...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

320 I should not have gone to her twitter. Her sneering face alone just subliminally says "Beat me to a pulp....", never mind the tweets.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (ujg0T)

321 *... and send playthings off to become flashy space junk...*


Ooooo, space "junk." I thought she said "space spunk". I was almost convinced she wasn't a lesbian.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (2CG5J)

322 I have seen female roofers. Very rare, but I've seen them.


Are they hot?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (Mouru)

323 Deplorable Male Logic: "Mars Needs Women"

After reading tripe from dummies like Ms. Gender Studies, we'll just stick with our guitars on Mars.

Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (H8S+R)

324 Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 04:56 PM (y3aQB)

He just insures you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (uYSAz)

325 Try roofing in the summer in South Georgia. Did it one summer in highschool. Its deadly work.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (g4lFK)

326 I didn't mind roofing after a couple summers of block work with the masons.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (v1Tpk)

327 Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to.

https://vimeo.com/73110442


Posted by: Tamminator at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (ylaH+)

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Those glasses are not doing her any favors either. Shoulders are not bad though.

Posted by: Penfold at February 22, 2018 04:59 PM (Fbt5B)

328 The reporter waxed on about one particular young man arrested there. He was 26 (or something) and just wanted to 'stay in the shadows' and work to help his family. He was in jail because he was picked up for possessing cocaine.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2018 04:54 PM (8iiMU)
---
Yeah, he just wants to help his family out either by selling cocaine--or with the money left from his habit with one of the most expensive drugs out there.

Selflessness...

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 04:59 PM (vDqXW)

329 A dude with the last name, "Musk," has a yuge, disproportionate, target painted on his back. These feminists can't help but fetishize such things.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 04:59 PM (bJ0w+)

330 >>Roofing Contractor had a strict 3 bundles or take the elevator down rule...
you topped out on the ladder with less than 3 and you were getting pushed off the roof.

I slipped off a church roof once. Churches tend to have very steep roofs and after the old shingles a paper are striped of they are like ice.

Couple bundles on my shoulders and stepped on a particularly slippery spot and off the roof I went. Luckily we had ladder staging up to work on the gutters, otherwise it was a good forty foot drop.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

331 285
AND they have AR's!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 04:52 PM (7CM5W)



Well ... if they've only brought ARs ... I got a chance with my M1A.



But the rest of y'all are probably fucked


Lol. I knew this was gonna be a good thread. Weapons and sex comments. Yep. Knew it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 04:59 PM (7CM5W)

332 We here at the HQ laugh at sofa screwers and toaster diddlers, but I say those men just lack vision. Elon Musk wants to have carnal relations with an entire PLANET! He is my God.

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

333 Are they hot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM (Mouru)
======

If you're into beer belly lesbians.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (nILVB)

334 Hey, Marcie-- Why didn't you go into STEM?
STEM implies plant stems, which are a phallic symbol and construct. Shitlord.

/Marcie

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (HtLSE)

335 So, fellow Americans, how we will make celebrate Defender of Fatherland Day? Is soon, you know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (fA1SL)

336 Remember when you could just bitch slap one of these broads until they came to their senses? Good times...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (O5Q3r)

337 Patriarchy is the hobgoblin of homely, unimaginative grievance peddlers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

338
289 Watched a couple of houses in the 'hood here being built - no summer mid day roofing...

only mad dogs and Englishman roof in the midday sun.

Posted by: Stuff What Jefferson Said at February 22, 2018 05:00 PM (sGtp+)

339 I have seen female roofers. Very rare, but I've seen them.


Are they hot?
Posted by: Cicero


About 110į on a good day.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (sMMcg)

340 Notice she's quick to append "Ph.D." after her name - a sure sign of a) insecurity, doubtless well-founded, and b) pretension.

See, e.g., John Gray, Ph.D.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (qwliU)

341 Anyone know what Dinesh D'souza wrote on twitter that got him in trouble?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (IYHxL)

Showed a pic of the FL legislature voting down a gun control bill and said something witty but too soon. I was disappointed. He should have known better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (uYSAz)

342 Try roofing in the summer in South Georgia. Did it one summer in highschool. Its deadly work.
Posted by: Monk


It does get pretty frosty in South Georgia during July and August.

At hope you at least got a sandwich.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (6FqZa)

343 Maybe she should stop munching the carpet for a moment and come up for air.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

344 She has less than 7k followers on Twitter and no Wikipedia page. But she has a PhD.

She must be miserable.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (g4lFK)

345 >>I didn't mind roofing after a couple summers of block work with the masons.

Tree surgeon. Hardest job I ever did with lots of stuff trying to take off a limb or a digit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (/tuJf)

346 Fuck gun control, it's Gender Study degrees that need to be outlawed and banned.

Fucking hell up my ass and half, what the fucking fuck is the point of you pissant cunt brained twaddle fucks even existing?

Don't get a STEM degree, don't exert yourself to learn a skill where you can create or fucking build something, no let's get a gender studies man hating fuck society up the ass with my shrieky voice and 3rd grade school prose bullshit degree so I can whine and harp and complain like a fucking useless fucking bitch on a third tier shitted up media network that enabled a psycho pervert anus muncher with a fucking rape button under his desk for God only knows how many years. Yeah, that's progress.

Fuck this shit, I'm out *sound of door slamming*

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (+dsLj)

347 Anyone know what Dinesh D'souza wrote on twitter that got him in trouble?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (IYHxL)
--
It was actually pretty classless.

He said that the school survivors hadn't heard such bad news (about the Florida legislature voting down the ban) since their parents told them to find a summer job.

He was obviously forgetting about the more recent bad news....

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (vDqXW)

348 I worked on a concrete crew ... pouring basements. A 2' x 8' pre-form panel - plywood plus steel frame - weighs 80 lbs. I carried those fucking things in the mud 10 hours a day.

Why ? Because it still beat the shit out of roofing. Roofing sucked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (dYdbl)

349 Thank goodness I went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College instead of Stanford, otherwise I'd be pretty embarrassed.

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (H8S+R)

350 The genesis of this sort of childish drivel is pretty obvious and lies in the unserious association of rocket ships with a man's erection. Another degenerate mind poisoned by Hollywood dreck. Amazing how ardent they are in their unceasing ripping, tearing , undermining mindless destruction, like deranged mutts in a room full of pillows....pathetic! PUSH BACK.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 22, 2018 05:02 PM (mIJ9W)

351 Why would anyone think we women have power issues?
Posted by: Queen Mary "

Dunno.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at February 22, 2018 05:02 PM (NwIkk)

352 What about women and roofies!?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 22, 2018 05:02 PM (7CM5W)

353 There's no difference between her 'academics' and bitching on Twitter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

354
The raping and pillaging of the Earth, and the environmental chaos that doing so has unleashed, are integral to the process of colonization


Musk is ranging for revenge, with Atë by his side come hot from hell, shall in these confines with a Monarch's voice cry 'Havok!' and let slip the environmental chaos of the patriarchal processes of neocolonialism!

Posted by: Marx Antony at February 22, 2018 05:02 PM (EzdLW)

355 >>I slipped off a church roof once.


Oh, yeah...we did a ton of those 2nd story additions as well as a few churches.

The guys I worked (3 Brothers) for would throw hammers to eachother, right in front of you while you were running the ridges with bundles on your shoulders.

Crazy. But, man did they pay well and get a ton of work.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (v1Tpk)

356 does the rocket scientist with the Problematic Hawaiian Shirt make an appearance?

I'm betting she touches herself while thinking of him

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (RKQ/v)

357 Showed a pic of the FL legislature voting down a gun
control bill and said something witty but too soon. I was
disappointed. He should have known better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (uYSAz)

Yeah, something like "this is the worst thing for them since they were told by their parents they had to find summer jobs".
I didn't think it was that bad.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (8iiMU)

358 Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (vDqXW)


That's too bad. D'souza is a pretty thoughtful guy too, oh well, people make mistakes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (IYHxL)

359 327
Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to.


God, the smug just oozes out of her, doesn't it?

Sweetie, you just aren't all that smart.

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

360 349 Thank goodness I went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College instead of Stanford, otherwise I'd be pretty embarrassed.
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (H8S+R)



A real major in the least prestigious college is better than Bogus Studies at a "top-notch" university.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (ujg0T)

361
Why ? Because it still beat the shit out of roofing. Roofing sucked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (dYdbl)

At least you had roofs.

Posted by: Somebody had to say it at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (7CM5W)

362 D'Souza joked that for the kids from Parkland watching the assault weapon ban get voted down, it was the worst news since their parents told them to get a summer job.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (e1Ht7)

363 Nothing this bint writes in her entire life will have any academic value beyond comedy relief.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

364

If you're into beer belly lesbians.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy
_____________

Now we're talking....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (mPeei)

365 Is that author as fat and unattractive as the rest of the feminists? It's difficult to discern, from the written word alone, anything other than stupidity and/or muddled thinking.

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (EaQ6/)

366
268 I would be glad if Elon sent a whole crew of feminists. It would be good for our planet in some small measure.


Mars needs "body positive", overweight lesbians! Send no one EXCEPT body positive, overweight lesbians!

Don't make us come down there are set you folks straight!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (pNxlR)

367 Try roofing in the summer in South Georgia. Did it one summer in highschool. Its deadly work.

Posted by: Monk'

Try bailing hay by hand in Iowa during August. It almost killed me and I've been through a lot in my life, including being shot at, but that was probably the closest I've come to death.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (VpIIl)

368 Wouldn't any self respecting gun owner pull their money/investments out of the Bank of Omaha?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (U+nHb)

369
319 Funding to cut:

#1 - Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford University
#2...


As long as The Atlanta Genital Institute remains fully funded. They're doing important work.

Posted by: Johnny Dangerously at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

370 D'Souza joked that for the kids from Parkland watching the assault
weapon ban get voted down, it was the worst news since their parents
told them to get a summer job.


IOW, Twitter banned him for not being PC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

371 I slid off a 2nd story roof once. My mom's roof, cedar shingles. I was cleaning the gutters and I just slid off. There was absolutely nothing to hang on to, nothing to stop me.

The lawn was fairly soft and I didn't break anything -- was in my 20s. But it was a pretty unpleasant feeling realizing there was nothign at all I could do to stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (39g3+)

372 it's Gender Study degrees that need to be outlawed and banned. "

But how will we get more jobs in higher ed?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (NwIkk)

373 >>>>Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to.

https://vimeo.com/73110442




Posted by: Tamminator at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (ylaH+)

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Those glasses are not doing her any favors either. Shoulders are not bad though.
.
.
.If someone who is not an adult film star has to constantly talk about their sex life in public....it means they don't have one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (+Dllb)

374 Left wingers make sick jokes all the time.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (LiyEm)

375 I delivered shingles when I worked at Lowes in 1978 and had to off load them by hand but never had the pleasure of being a roofer.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (uYSAz)

376 Anyone know what Dinesh D'souza wrote on twitter that got him in trouble?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (IYHxL)



Showed a pic of the FL legislature voting down a gun control bill
and said something witty but too soon. I was disappointed. He should
have known better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:01 PM (uYSAz)

There was nothing wrong with what D'souza said. He should not have apologized.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (FTXAT)

377 >>Oh, yeah...we did a ton of those 2nd story additions as well as a few churches.

Ever do a slate roof? Look great but somebody else is doing it if I ever get one. Frigging death wish.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

378 Marcie is welcome to come over and handle my rocket anytime.

Posted by: Elon Musk at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (abHaa)

379 Roofs melt fat. You'll never find a feminist on a roof.

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (EaQ6/)

380 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something --- is a patriarchal one.

Clearly she never spent a minute trying to get close to the Macy's bargain basement sale racks.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (kD8Fh)

381 That there was some weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (NmR1a)

382 I cant believe I have to leave this f*cking thread!

Don't burn the place down.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (7CM5W)

383 That's too bad. D'souza is a pretty thoughtful guy too, oh well, people make mistakes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:03 PM (IYHxL)
---
I like him too. But he stepped in it.

I really wouldn't have believed that he could put out a tweet like that. I guess prison hardens you.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (vDqXW)

384 Translation of Male Entitlement: White male achievement makes us look bad, so we must out a stop to it because of our feelz.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (2NqXo)

385 I HAD shingles like ten years ago. That sucked on ice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (39g3+)

386 312
Posted by: Pluto - I'm a planet dammit at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (EzdLW)

313
Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, And A Damn Good One at February 22, 2018 04:57 PM (Mouru)

==============================


Pluto's ticked off, y'all

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (EzdLW)

387 Here's some stupid words from NBC's "Think" piece...

Good lord, that is some weapons grade drivel.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (YYYb4)

388 I really wouldn't have believed that he could put out a tweet like that. I guess prison hardens you.

It was pretty funny but out of character and bad timing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (39g3+)

389 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

Do not agree with banning him but come on .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (uYSAz)

390 I don't care about Elon Musk or the colonization of Mars, except that I figure he's probably sending lots of money to leftist causes. (He's not a conservative, is he?) but the woman is a crude, bigoted idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (8+Ozj)

391 Marcie, call me.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (nILVB)

392 383. Look at what it did to bluebell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (fA1SL)

393 If any crew took this insufferable twit along to Mars, after four months of this whining bitch on board they would drop her off at Phobos or Demos asap. No way they would allow her on the planet.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (yhf6w)

394 Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (vDqXW)

Well when the Left went after him with full teeth, putting his life on hold and a black stain on his record? I'd be pretty fucking hacked off myself.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (IYHxL)

395 Deplorable Male Logic: "Mars Needs Women"

After reading tripe from dummies like Ms. Gender Studies, we'll just stick with our guitars on Mars.


Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at February 22, 2018 04:58 PM


Heh.

Posted by: otho at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (qGuLD)

396 I wish I had an account to close...


First National Bank Verified account
@FNBOmaha

Customer feedback has caused us to review our relationship with the NRA. As a result, First National Bank of Omaha will not renew its contract with the National Rifle Association to issue the NRA Visa Card.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (KXVP7)

397 While men compete over whose rocket is the biggest, women are fighting to stay alive against assaults on their personhood .


Okay, this is partially true. Women do have to worry a lot more than men about sexual and violent crimes. And that is historically true. But she reduces men to an insult that is not true. There are men who also protect women. I really, really hate this simplistic kind of thinking. This men bad, women good. Seriously, makes me pop a gasket. Not good for humanity or society.

Is she really trying to tell me HRC was not power hungry?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (YOIA1)

398 Worst I ever got it was when the guys I was working with dropped a ridge beam and it slid off the 2nd story decking and hit me in the back of the head while I was getting off the ladder.


Knocked me out cold for about 4 minutes.

Woke up to the mailmen standing over me and saying 'I think he's dead...', to the guys up on the roof.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (v1Tpk)

399 Marcie proves once again that there's no such thing as an underpaid academic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

400 I slid off a 2nd story roof once"

Yikes.

I have no fear of falling. The rather sudden stop at the end, though...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (7LY+6)

401 I'm gonna spread my man-musk throughout the solar system if it hare lips everybody on Bear Creek.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (bJ0w+)

402
Not to engage in a 'my dicks bigger' contest, but I had to occasionally retrieve a digit or two from the equipment my (male) employees used.

The women, forced to accept 77% of male pay by not operating such machinery, were not at all inclined to run machinery that would shed a digit or two in a split second and get 100% pay. Strange that.

Might be some correlation there. But math.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (2FqvZ)

403 Clayman Institute for Gender Research at Stanford University

...


Skip Intro Institute for Gender Research at Stanford University -

1. Pay me 120k
2. here is a Boy - (pictures)
3. here is a Girl - (pictures)
4. here is a Mental case
5. here is your diploma

Posted by: skip intro at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (x25VP)

404 Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to.

https://vimeo.com/73110442
Posted by: Tamminator at February 22, 2018 04:55 PM (ylaH+)

It's all for attention. 100% the driving force for her entire existence.

She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article. No sugar tits, we are laughing and making jokes at your expense while taking notes, enjoy the matriarchy of the future while we go climb mountains and explore the world. We don't need you. Your kind has destroyed our country. You broke it, you fix it.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (g4lFK)

405

What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (IqV8l)

406 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (FTXAT)

Why am I not surprised.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (uYSAz)

407

I was a roofer once,, in Vietnam. Dodging all that sniper fire was the worst of it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (mPeei)

408 345 Tree surgeon. Hardest job I ever did

That job is hard on both ends: making the incision at the start and stitching them up when you're done.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (sGtp+)

409 Oh, god. Slate...


Talk about suicidy jobs.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (v1Tpk)

410 I think we pay entirely too much attention to insane people like this.

Elon Musk had zillions of people watching his big rocket launching. He's a liberal Trump hater, and I want to have his man babies.

He's a real person.

This column or whatever it is, and its author: they are nothing.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (jHrzU)

411 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (uYSAz)

Insensitive tweet or not. I've seen Leftists wish for rape, death, you name it on people they disagree with. It's usually met with a shrug of the shoulders from their own side and Twitter itself.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (IYHxL)

412 Pluto's ticked off, y'all"

It's the bark, dummies!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (7LY+6)

413 looks like the Legacy Media has given up and is just running click-bait and rage-click articles

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (RKQ/v)

414 Jeesuz, this shit's so stupid, WE wouldn't even run with it!

Posted by: Newsweak at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (O5Q3r)

415 All the roofers around here are four foot tall Mexicans now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

416 Not to engage in a 'my dicks bigger' contest, but I had to occasionally retrieve a digit or two from the equipment my (male) employees used.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (2FqvZ)
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What kind of equipment was that?

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (vDqXW)

417 I saw Beer Belly Lesbians open for Barenaked Ladies at the Empress Theater in '02.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (EzdLW)

418 If any crew took this insufferable twit along to Mars, after four months of this whining bitch on board they would drop her off at Phobos or Demos asap. No way they would allow her on the planet.
Posted by: Tentotwo



Foop! Out the airlock.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (sMMcg)

419 >>That job is hard on both ends: making the incision at the start and stitching them up when you're done.

I was actually more of a tree undertaker. They only let me operate on the ents that were already dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

420 Roofing ain't fair.

I can carry heavy shit ... but I am not graceful. Or even coordinated.

My thing is carrying heavy loads in a straight line. I'm pretty much a human ox.

But roofing ... Oh Fuck Me. Carry the heavy shit up the ladder then step onto the side of a triangle.

It ain't fair man.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (dYdbl)

421 Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:07 PM (v1Tpk)

Youre lucky. I have handled multiple claims of quads and fatalities from falling of roofs or through roofs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (uYSAz)

422 He's a liberal Trump hater, and I want to have his man babies.


Why? Because of his wealth or you like the idea of sending cars to Mars??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (8+Ozj)

423 Jeesuz, this shit's so stupid, WE wouldn't even run with it!
=====

I know! Right?!

Posted by: Weekly World News at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (nILVB)

424 will not renew its contract"

So how long is that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (7LY+6)

425 This is why democrats lose elections and Trump won '17. There are people out there with real problems, and the liberals/democrats are wallowing in a lot of identity politics crap. I do not know one, single person who is concerned about gender issues, such as transgender bathroom issues. Not one . Liberals just don't learn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (+lVUW)

426 Ah, that's nuthin'! I got hit with a moonbeam once.

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (EaQ6/)

427 Not to engage in a 'my dicks bigger' contest, but I had to occasionally retrieve a digit or two from the equipment my (male) employees used.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (2FqvZ)
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What kind of equipment was that?
Posted by: Axebot



Automatic milking machine.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (sMMcg)

428 Woke up to the mailmen standing over me and saying 'I think he's dead...', to the guys up on the roof.





Posted by: garrett


You should have whispered "Rosebud".

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (LAe3v)

429 408 345 Tree surgeon. Hardest job I ever did

That job is hard on both ends: making the incision at the start and stitching them up when you're done.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (sGtp+)


Rehab is even worse. Getting them walking again....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (CPk08)

430 .If someone who is not an adult film star has to constantly talk about their sex life in public....it means they don't have one.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 22, 2018 05:05 PM (+Dllb)


Feminists whine about being "sex objects," yet all they talk about is sex, their private parts, etc.

Now they know why men don't take them seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (qwliU)

431 We just want to fire our rockets into that sweet Martian poontang.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

432 Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (IYHxL)

Not denying that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2018 05:12 PM (uYSAz)

433 380 The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something --- is a patriarchal one.

Clearly she never spent a minute trying to get close to the Macy's bargain basement sale racks.
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (kD8Fh)


She's a h8er.

"IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Got Married And Didn't Tell My Mother
She found out on Facebook ... and I don't care."

To a woman, natch.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 22, 2018 05:12 PM (di1hb)

434 I challenged the patriarchy! And they set me on fire!!!

Posted by: Joan of Arc at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)

435 that Omaha bank probably got flooded by Russian bots ... and in this kind of case, it actually could be just a few people, as Rush has explained before.

Buffet may not have a big interest in the bank, but he could still have big influence in the community, which could sway their decision. just a guess

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (bT8Z4)

436 415
All the roofers around here are four foot tall Mexicans now.


And work harder and longer than I ever dreamt of. They're like machines.

Posted by: pep at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

437 Insensitive tweet or not. I've seen Leftists wish for rape, death, you name it on people they disagree with. It's usually met with a shrug of the shoulders from their own side and Twitter itself.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (IYHxL)
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I had no idea he was banned! That's ridiculous.

I just was looking at it on a scale of tweets I'd like to see from conservatives.

Not on Twitter, but I commented on children holding each other because the adults wouldn't do what they wanted. So, I can understand a smattering of animus toward these kids who want to dictate legislation by playing up their victim status.

But we say "too soon" for a reason.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (vDqXW)

438 She will die alone and her 16 cats will eat her decomposing corpse.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (gbWkA)

439 Mars Needs Women,
Angry Red Women!

Posted by: Rob Zombie at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (RKQ/v)

440 #MeToo

Posted by: Mars at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (EzdLW)

441 Roofer and steelworker: The motorcycle riders of the construction industry. The key is to keep good balance and insurance.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (H8S+R)

442 >>You should have whispered "Rosebud".


I had no idea what happened. none.

Just hopping off the ladder to get 3 more joist to run back up there... *lights out*.


Had a headache for 3-4 days, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (v1Tpk)

443 Women like this are yet another reason why I'm a hermit.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

444 That movie in the side column is great.

Posted by: Max Power at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (q177U)

445 367 Try roofing in the summer in South Georgia. Did it one summer in highschool. Its deadly work.

Posted by: Monk'

Try bailing hay by hand in Iowa during August. It almost killed me and I've been through a lot in my life, including being shot at, but that was probably the closest I've come to death.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2018 05:04 PM (VpIIl)

I used to haul watermelons all summer one year working on a farm and was a small business as well. I spent some time in the hay. Those days were long as well. But there was shade.

The roofing was way worse. It's a humid 120 at least up there spreading tar. I did old buildings with no shingles. Just hauling up buckets of tar by rope and spreading it out. I'm surprised I never fell off the roof or passed out. No shade in small old towns in South Georgia. Nope none,

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (g4lFK)

446 429 408 345 Tree surgeon. Hardest job I ever did

That job is hard on both ends: making the incision at the start and stitching them up when you're done.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 22, 2018 05:09 PM (sGtp+)

Rehab is even worse. Getting them walking again....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (CPk0


Penthouse cartoon from ages ago: man kneeling in front of a Christmas tree, holding one of the satin ball ornaments. The word "Tree Surgeon" on his jacket. Man says "Now cough."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (VM6ev)

447 I don't think she's that unattractive, but I'm not a straight male She's wearing clunky glasses and could do something with her hair. It's her radical feminism that's the problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (8+Ozj)

448 Fem Gender Studies Grrls need to end all articles with:

"while I judge men and their accomplishments, I acknowledge that I cannot even nail two boards together, let alone understand modern technology outside of the sphere of a consumer, and understand that if left on a deserted island, I would die rather unceremoniously"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (V3U1L)

449 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article. No sugar tits, we are laughing and making jokes at your expense
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:08 PM (g4lFK)


Exactly. Upset. Nope. Just shaking our heads and laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (qwliU)

450 420 Roofing ain't fair.

I can carry heavy shit ... but I am not graceful. Or even coordinated.

My thing is carrying heavy loads in a straight line. I'm pretty much a human ox.

But roofing ... Oh Fuck Me. Carry the heavy shit up the ladder then step onto the side of a triangle.

It ain't fair man.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:10 PM (dYdbl)


Still finishing re-roofing our house. Will finish this year ("I promise!").

I am big enough to hump a package of shingles up the ladder and shrug 'em off onto the roof. I tried stepping off the ladder with a load exactly once.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (di1hb)

451 Ah, that's nuthin'! I got hit with a moonbeam once.

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:11 PM (EaQ6/)
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Did you ever get caught between the Moon and New York City?

Posted by: Christopher Cross at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

452 "while I judge men and their accomplishments, I acknowledge that I cannot even nail two boards together, let alone ...
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (V3U1L)


... put up shelves. /kidding!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (qwliU)

453 I feel sorry for the normal women out there who are not like this dingbat. But not enough to not demand they make me a sammich! I*m busy exploring the universe and inventing all the good stuff.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (gbWkA)

454 These Third Wave Femi-Nazis want the Human race to go back into the womb to kill us.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (z13UD)

455 Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

There are plenty of women who are not like this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)

456 "All the roofers around here are four foot tall Mexicans now."

After generations of climbing pyramids, roofing is a vacation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (H8S+R)

457
Does she honestly think that Musk could get a crew to go to Mars that didn't have an equal number of the opposite sex?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2018 04:43 PM (0tfLf)


Surely y'all haven't forgotten in the original Planet of the Apes the sole woman member of the crew, who was to be "their new Eve", perished during the landing (IIRC)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (pNxlR)

458 She does not make a solid arguement for men returning to the plantation. Women like this need to be publicly shamed and beaten by other women.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

459 Starman in the Tesla is at least an unwitting nod to Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

460 If I'm going to die for a space word, that word is moontang.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

461 >>>women are fighting to stay alive against assaults on their personhood -- and their planet.

And while you sit back and contemplate your Va Jay Jay, you are doing so with energy predominantly produced by men, using IT gear and software predominantly produced by men, fed on food predominantly produced by men, in buildings and shelters predominantly built by men, slaked on water predominantly provided by men, under the protection of physical security predominantly provided by men.

While you contemplate all the mean things evil men do to oh so benevolent mother nature. We are busting our ass to sustain this species by providing its material needs and therefore keeping mother nature from doing mean things to you. Because the truth is, nature is no mother, she pits her so called children into a daily continuous deathmatch for the privilege of drawing the next breath. Only someone completely and utterly sheltered from that reality could have such an outlook.

Maybe you are right. And the urge to explore and utilize is predominantly patristic. In that males have some sort of inner need to hike over the next ridge to see if they can bring something back for their tribe and family....If it is. What can I say but "you're welcome"...(cue Disney song)

It was my privilege

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (BJIMy)

462 >>I am big enough to hump a package of shingles up the ladder and shrug 'em off onto the roof. I tried stepping off the ladder with a load exactly once.


The key is to Look Down, often.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (v1Tpk)

463 "Customer feedback has caused us to review our relationship with the NRA. As a result, First National Bank of Omaha will not renew its contract with the National Rifle Association to issue the NRA Visa Card."

100% likely that most of that "customer feedback" is from Twitter bots being fully believed by the SJW interns who read that stuff.

Posted by: The F'ing Blue Bird of Joy at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (lD3vL)

464 Ya' know, sh*t like this is why the aliens won't talk to us.

Posted by: CyberCipher at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (p6WoB)

465 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article.



There's a whole group of women also triggered by your article who want to bean you. I think we are the majority of the female population. If I wrote such tripe I'd never have graduated college. And rightly so.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (YOIA1)

466 JESUS!!! THIS CHICK'S A FUCKING LUNATIC!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (O5Q3r)

467 >>If I'm going to die for a space word, that word is moontang.


Well done, Grump.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (v1Tpk)

468 Right in the mons veneris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (+lOpA)

469 There are plenty of women who are not like this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)


I know. We ain't talkin' about you. Don't take it personal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (dYdbl)

470 465 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article.



There's a whole group of women also triggered by your article who want to bean you. I think we are the majority of the female population. If I wrote such tripe I'd never have graduated college. And rightly so.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (YOIA1)

Triggered? No honey, we're not triggered. We're just laughing at you because you're a retard.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

471 465: "triggered" does not equal repelled

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (5gaNQ)

472 460 If I'm going to die for a space word, that word is moontang.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

I larfed

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

473 she is a bully, she percieves a threat to her own strength and reacts like a bully . I thank G-d i didn't take a bad experience and make every guy i know pay for it.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (Z8j2x)

474
Yeah, I need a 'bout 100 foot tall tree on the ground and I know a tree climber. I almost feel guilty asking him to do the job.

I'll cut shit up on the ground all day long. Just can't imagine taking chain saw to branch 90 feet in the air and the tree shaking wildly when the branch upsets the balance of the tree.

I'll probably overpay him out of guilt and lack of testosterone to climb the tree myself.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (2FqvZ)

475
...men go from one land to the next, drunk on megalomania and the privilege of indifference.



Can you get megalomania and the privilege of indifference in a can? I'll order a couple of 6 packs. I'm too fat and lazy to travel to Mars just to get drunk.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (EzdLW)

476 I'm surprised I never fell off the roof or passed out. No shade in small old towns in South Georgia. Nope none,





Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:14 PM (g4lFK)

My Dad was a roofer.

He *hated* doing tar work on those flat roofs.
The bulk of his work I believe was solo, or with a partner, on small homes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (8iiMU)

477 Triggered is such a dangerous word because it relates to guns. I think we should ban the word triggered.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

478 457> Her "cryo chamber" failed IIRC. She was all mummified.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (iiixZ)

479 Elon Musk is his nickname.

His real name is Elongated Muskrat.

Posted by: Go Go Gophers at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (rlDdK)

480 419 I was actually more of a tree undertaker.

Well, I certainly hope you didn't accidentally use Worcestershire sauce as an embalming fluid. Zombie trees with pink eye would be a bitch to deal with.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

481 465: Well said, and very true. Mindless emotion is the new research, it appears

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (5gaNQ)

482 474 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (2FqvZ)


Now imagine doing that in a burning tree in the middle of a forest fire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (VM6ev)

483 Five minutes with this dimwit and any man would be off searching new horizons.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (yhf6w)

484 If I'm picking teams for a new company or civilization, I'm picking Musk. Marcie can go with Hillary.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (YOIA1)

485 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (YOIA1)
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Ya know. That's their fucking word. I've never heard a non-SJW talk about being "triggered". Reacting, yeah, we react. But it's not "triggering".

Stop mistaking us for the emotional wrecks you hang out with.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

486 >>> The desire to colonize -- to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something --- is a patriarchal one.

So their desire for unquestioned unchallenged and automatic access to abortion on demand--free no less--comes from the patriarchy?

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (hvf9s)

487 >>Can you get megalomania and the privilege of indifference in a can?


You can get it Pwdered, in a box.

" Add Water, Makes its own Patriarchy! "

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (v1Tpk)

488 Triggered is such a dangerous word because it relates to guns. I think we should ban the word triggered.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (/tuJf)


Not necessarily. Catherine the Great was Triggered, IYKWIMAIKYD.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8gDQu)

489 Never did roofing but I've worked commercial and residential landscaping in the Florida summers before. Sweaty, dirty work. But oddly satisfying.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

490 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (dYdbl)

I wasn't taking it personally. There are other women here too and IRL :^) Insomnia is too young for me and I'm married ;^)-although he is smart and funny. I'm just thinking that if part of the reason someone wants to be a hermit is because they think they'll meet people like this-well go places where you probably won't meet them. I don't hang around with delusional feminists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8+Ozj)

491 Yeah she was dead before Charlton Heston and the others landed on the planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (z13UD)

492 His real name is Elongated Muskrat.

Posted by: Go Go Gophers at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (rlDdK)

We did a song about his love.

Posted by: The Captain banging Tenille at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

493 I looked at her FB page, she was sorta cute as a bleached blonde. Rutgers PhD

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (5gaNQ)

494 I really wouldn't have believed that he could put out a tweet like that. I guess prison hardens you.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:06 PM (vDqXW)

I just don't see how he was wrong... these teenagers are not immune from provoking responses from those who resent them trying to destroy the second amendment. Grief and trauma do not give you carte blanche to do and say anything you want.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (FTXAT)

495 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article.
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wow, right? But trigglypuffs need campus goons to give them safespaces and therapy if they get triggered or sense bias.

So odd how these things go in one direction.

If I were a student, I'd sue the school.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (V3U1L)

496 Serious question for the Ettes: Why do women allow these type of women to exist amd thrive in our society?

Men do not allow this type of behavior among men and sort it out through laws, prisons, or street justice.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (g4lFK)

497
She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered



What we need is common sense trigger control.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (EzdLW)

498 "while I judge men and their accomplishments, I acknowledge that I cannot even nail two boards together, let alone understand modern technology outside of the sphere of a consumer, and understand that if left on a deserted island, I would die rather unceremoniously"
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 22, 2018 05:15 PM (V3U1L)


In grad school once six of us went skiiing, driving up in a van together. One of the guys brought his girlfriend, who was kinda like this beauty, and was ear-banging us with feminist crap continuously all the fucking way up to Tahoe. At Tahoe, we had to put the chains on the van and taking them off repeatedly, with each of us guys taking turns, while she continued bleating.

Finally as we stopped to put the chains on yet again, I'd had enough.

"Do you really think men and women are exactly equivalent, and should be treated exactly the same way?"

"YES!!" she roared, starting in on another diatribe.

"Great. It's your turn to crawl under the car in the slush and put the chains on."

"Men are always picking on strong women!"

"Wait - you believe in equality, right? Each of us has done this now several times. You're up."

She piped - for a while - after that. But she didn't put the chains on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (qwliU)

499 The amount of joy in this person's writing = zero.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (VKsXm)

500 Wow, sugar tits, I bet you*re a real hoot at parties! As a matter of fact, I*m laughing my ass off at your expense right now!

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (gbWkA)

501 She's actually not bad looking in the video.

But insufferable smugness is not a positive attribute.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (xjiRE)

502 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8gDQu)

Actually she wasn't. That was a made up thing although she had an active sex life-just probably not with her horse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (8+Ozj)

503 Leftists try to use words like "snowflake" and "trigger" as an insult but cannot ever get it right. They don't even understand the context, let alone use of the terms. They understand trigger as a nonironic use: the psychological term for someone who has a severe reaction to something based on trauma in their past (the music played while you were being tortured, for instance).

But when it comes to this kind of use, they are utterly comical and inept.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (39g3+)

504 And women who confused the Rape of Nanking with a guy sitting a little too widely in his seat, probably shouldn't speak about guys getting "triggered".

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (vDqXW)

505 487 >>Can you get megalomania and the privilege of indifference in a can?


You can get it Pwdered, in a box.

" Add Water, Makes its own Patriarchy! "
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (v1Tpk)

Shelf stable and freeze dried patriarchy, for all your patriarchal prepping needs!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

506 Get your wimp-ass words off me.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (vDqXW)

507 When I worked concrete in the summer, I always comforted myself with the knowledge that at least I wasn't roofing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

508 She makes Stella Mudd out to be Wife of the Year.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (z13UD)

509 Actually she wasn't. That was a made up thing although she had an active sex life-just probably not with her horse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (8+Ozj)


So ... you're calling Trigger a liar?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (8gDQu)

510 501: Lotsa gay "groups", so probably part of that tiresome community.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (5gaNQ)

511 Ms. Gender Studies could not begin to do the math required to manufacture the smallest bolt on that rocket system. And she preens with her own sense of superiority and value.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

512 Monk, we have as much control of them as men do of their male counterparts.

we are embarrassed for/by them.

But they are not my responsibility.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (Z8j2x)

513 David J. Kramer, who is a central player in how the unverified Trump dossier made its way to the FBI in late 2016, testified before the committee in December in a closed-door session, indicating he had information about the dossier's sources. A subpoena was issued for mid-January, as first reported by The Washington Examiner. The law enforcement source confirmed, however, that Kramer did not appear and has exercised his Fifth Amendment rights.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (e8kgV)

514 My Dad was a Roofer.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (8iiMU)


I did side jobs with my Old Man roofing. And we did my Sister's roofs because ... well fuck, because he said so I guess.

I hate roofing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (dYdbl)

515 She piped - for a while - after that. But she didn't put the chains on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (qwliU)

Should've chained her ass to the cargo rack.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

516 Totally OT, but according to RCP, Mueller is using the info from the Carter Page FISA warrant. Doesn't that taint his work product? Also addresses possibity he may have hired Fusion GPS, since Glenn Simpson said they were still "working" to verify it and, apparently, Mueller views it as fact. If both of these are true, what happened to the claim that Rosenstein provided supervision of his budget and procedure.

Posted by: Ever at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (OLS0m)

517 "Here's a video of the idiot who wrote that moronic piece. She's not only ugly, she's intolerable to listen to."

Why does she jerk and twitch so much when she talks? I had the sound off, but she definitely doesn't come across as intelligent. What does Stanford think about this chick representing them?

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (eAZVt)

518 465 She is bragging on Twitter that men are triggered and upset by her article.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:17 PM (YOIA1)


If by "triggered" she means "pointing and laughing", then yeah.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (xjiRE)

519 >>I'll probably overpay him out of guilt and lack of testosterone to climb the tree myself.

I was mostly a ground guy, cut up and chip all the crap that hit the ground. The climbers were almost universally crazy. They would start the day getting high and then climb around with chainsaws dropping limbs.

They never used spikes either, it was all free climbing and ropes.

I did get to play with the cool toys though.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

520 Just saw a Trump 2020 bumper sticker at Kroger.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (sMMcg)

521 Elon's Mars thing is just a head-fake. The real plan is to use his next generation heavy lifter to carry about 30 small motors out to the asteroid belt, attach one to each candidate asteroid, and then demand that all bow down, or else. Ransom asteroids. She should have said that!

Posted by: goon at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (EaQ6/)

522 488 Triggered is such a dangerous word because it relates to guns. I think we should ban the word triggered.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

Not necessarily. Catherine the Great was Triggered, IYKWIMAIKYD.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8gDQu)

Sacred honor compe-e-e-e-e-els me...

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

523 All Girl Power Feminists are Girl Power Feminists until a spider shows up in the bathroom.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (O5Q3r)

524 What does Stanford think about this chick representing them?

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (eAZVt)


Probably the same that Hah-vahd thought about Barky representing them.

"Profit AND earnings ratios ..."

They were proud.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

525 >>I hate roofing.


Roofing keeps yer shit dry. I don't mind roofing.


Fucking Painting, however...

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (v1Tpk)

526 Leftists try to use words like "snowflake" and "trigger" as an insult but cannot ever get it right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (39g3+)
---
They think that if they hit you in the head with a brick and you yell "YOU HIT ME WITH A BRICK!!" that that's being a "snowflake", while the people they champion are crawling wounded off to "safe spaces" because somebody showed them a picture which "threatened" them.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (vDqXW)

527 Probably already been said, but, even the excerpts were worth a couple of IQ points I can hardly spare.

No way I'm going to risk what little is left of my mind and look up that screed via Insty.

Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (qC1Sy)

528
Now imagine doing that in a burning tree in the middle of a forest fire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2018 05:20 PM


There goes eight hours of uninterrupted sleep tonight.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

529 But we say "too soon" for a reason.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:13 PM (vDqXW)

If it is not too soon for them to bludgeon the rest of us with their victimhood, it is not too soon for us to respond.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (FTXAT)

530 "In space, no-one can hear you be a retard"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (gGiaq)

531 Yeah, I need a 'bout 100 foot tall tree on the ground and I know a tree climber. I almost feel guilty asking him to do the job.

I'll cut shit up on the ground all day long. Just can't imagine taking chain saw to branch 90 feet in the air and the tree shaking wildly when the branch upsets the balance of the tree.

I'll probably overpay him out of guilt and lack of testosterone to climb the tree myself.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 22, 2018 05:19 PM (2FqvZ)


We had a guy trimming our palm trees who lost a friend who accidentally cut through the safety belt with his chainsaw while 60' off the ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (qwliU)

532 I need a 'bout 100 foot tall tree on the ground and I know a tree climber.

There are still a few climbers left around here. Got to watch them do their thing a few times and they really are something to watch up there. I hate cleaning the gutters on my one story house, without a running chainsaw, spikes and swinging from place to place on ropes.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (nisXv)

533 So will Elon Musk give someone the Foot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (z13UD)

534 I googled Marcie, looks nice enough, got engaged to a male sounding name a year go.

Pitty the poor bastard but then she's not my problem

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)

535 if men are responding or triggered, i imagine it feels much the same way as when a male blames all women for their angst.

and Have to spout their angst as their religion.

it's dumb.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (Z8j2x)

536 The proper, and only, response to this woman is, of course, "shut up sugar tits"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (gGiaq)

537 Just saw a Trump 2020 bumper sticker at Kroger.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM


I've seen at least three Bernie! 2020 stickers, the caveat being this is the PDRA. (A being Austin).

Oddly, no Hillary! 2020 stickers yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (ctuyM)

538 Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (Z8j2x)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (8+Ozj)

539

Tell that to Mars One

https://www.mars-one.com/


and then donate for the Worms for Mars

https://tinyurl.com/yc6apcca

and make some Pig Slurry for Manure

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (fceHP)

540 532 I need a 'bout 100 foot tall tree on the ground and I know a tree climber.

There are still a few climbers left around here. Got to watch them do their thing a few times and they really are something to watch up there. I hate cleaning the gutters on my one story house, without a running chainsaw, spikes and swinging from place to place on ropes.
Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (nisXv)

The really crazy fuckers are the guys who climb to the top of radio towers to do maintenance and change the blinking light. Just watching the videos of that makes me feel woozy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

541 New NOOD!

- the boy who cried "nood"

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (2sCft)

542 i like painting sorda, although i hate the trim work

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (Z8j2x)

543 Why does she jerk and twitch so much when she talks? I had the sound off, but she definitely doesn't come across as intelligent. What does Stanford think about this chick representing them?

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (eAZVt)


I found her demeanor off-putting as well. She's obviously new to public speaking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:28 PM (qwliU)

544 Two words: Sheet metal Shingles

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (bJ0w+)

545 524 What does Stanford think about this chick representing them?

Posted by: Chris M at February 22, 2018 05:24 PM (eAZVt)

Probably the same that Hah-vahd thought about Barky representing them.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (8gDQu)


Yes, and didn't Harvard hire Bradley Manning, until they got tons of blowback?
Seems this kind of stuff is the new group think. Is it the norm? I don't know.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (YOIA1)

546 How many times in your life, Morons, has a woman said to you :

"Hold on. That looks dangerous / heavy / sketchy. Let me handle this for you."


Exactly never, for me.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (v1Tpk)

547 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (O5Q3r)

548 Fucking Painting, however...
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:25 PM (v1Tpk)


I'm honestly ... pretty good at painting. There are techniques to it.

I'll trade you all the painting you want if you'll just do one roof for me

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (dYdbl)

549 I googled Marcie, looks nice enough, got engaged to a male sounding name a year go.

You know she's a carpet muncher, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (qwliU)

550 Do they have BARS on MARS? and are they deep fried!

Posted by: saf at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (cS/ge)

551 Monk, we have as much control of them as men do of their male counterparts.

we are embarrassed for/by them.

But they are not my responsibility.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:23 PM (Z8j2x)

willow, we control our men. Look at the laws and packed prisons and street justice along with social norms. We enforce that shit. Men become outcasts if they don't or dead or in jail.

Why can't women take responsibility for other women. Men have zero power to do anything about it, and if we do the women will destroy us. So why can't women sort this shit out? I know why but I'd appreciate a rational opinion from a conservative woman. I'm leaving the floor open on this one.

Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)

552 Thank goodness I was never desperate enough to have to take a job as a roofer.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:30 PM (gbWkA)

553 Almost forgot, job I'm working at has union electricians, one had a jersey on front had Fly Hillary back had Hillary 16.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)

554 http://bit.ly/2EMm5ew
------------
BREAKING: Robert Mueller Files New Charges In Russia Investigation

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (y3aQB)

555 "In space, no-one can hear you be a retard"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (gGiaq)


But they can still you flail around like a spaz.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (8gDQu)

556 496 Serious question for the Ettes: Why do women allow these type of women to exist amd thrive in our society?

Men do not allow this type of behavior among men and sort it out through laws, prisons, or street justice.
Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:22 PM (g4lFK)


Or just relentless mockery. but there are male retards like her. Like Keef Olbermann.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (CPk08)

557 She looks like a drowned rat.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 05:31 PM (iiixZ)

558 Maybe she swings both ways, AC/DC

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:32 PM (aC6Sd)

559 >>The really crazy fuckers are the guys who climb to the top of radio towers to do maintenance and change the blinking light.


I did some window washing in Newark.
With equipment that I am certain was specifically OSHA Not-approved.

Also did a lot of sketchy and exposed demolition work at 5-7 story heights.

Heights don't bug me so much...until I bump into a spider up there.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2018 05:32 PM (v1Tpk)

560 "When you die alone, with your sixteen cats..."

Leave me alone!

Posted by: AllahPundit at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (XTiHL)

561 468 Right in the mons veneris.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2018 05:18 PM (+lOpA)


Two points for you.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (/A+Cl)

562 one wonders how abortion fits into this narrative of the struggle women endure to save life.....

Posted by: Joseph of Steel at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (WaX4V)

563 https://www.theknot.com/us/marcie-blanco-and-steve-mcdonnell-jun-2017

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (aC6Sd)

564 535
if men are responding or triggered, i imagine it feels much the same way as when a male blames all women for their angst.



and Have to spout their angst as their religion.



it's dumb.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (Z8j2x)
When called out on their BS these SJW goofs pull the old, "Why so threatened crap." too. Mental cases all. Just the wurst.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2018 05:33 PM (7+qdf)

565 So, OT but a thought...

The mental health angle of mass shootings has a possible pillar to strengthen the case;

As a society, we've graduated a shit ton of "social workers" over the last decade or so. Put those lazy shits to work keeping an eye on the sick-o's. That's pretty much what I paid their tuition for, right?

And the Mars tie-in... build the institutions on Mars. Ship all the SJW's and sick-o's there.

Can I haz cheezburger now?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (iiixZ)

566 Reading the words in the gray boxes seriously depleted my brain cells.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (VKsXm)

567 Well, I braved the Insty link to read the article.

At the end, there a poll.

92% say "Yes, we should explore life elsewhere."

It's almost like the poll has been hacked by the imperialist white-supremacist capitalistic cisheteropatriarchy.

Or perhaps the Russian Bots are just messin' with her Studies mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2018 05:35 PM (ctuyM)

568 We have to go to Mars. The Blue-haired women there aren't going to screw themselves.

Posted by: Jay at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (9GDCX)

569 >>> If it is not too soon for them to bludgeon the rest of us with their victimhood, it is not too soon for us to respond. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (FTXAT)

The left shifted the goalposts on "Too Soon" when they called for gun grabbing before the blood of the victims of the shooting had dried. Ceding to them the rules of when it is Too Soon is folly, since they have already ripped down the bounds of propriety. Dinesh's tweet was tasteless in its timing, but them's the new rules.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (hvf9s)

570 565 So, OT but a thought...

Ot? We're willowed

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:36 PM (aC6Sd)

571 Two words: Sheet metal Shingles

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM (bJ0w+)
---
Sounds....painful.

Posted by: Axebot at February 22, 2018 05:37 PM (vDqXW)

572 To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Posted by: J. Tiberius Kirk at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

573 There are what is basically concrete shingles, never put those down though.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:38 PM (aC6Sd)

574 For cripes sake! Abbott and Costello already went to Mars.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (gbWkA)

575

Now that I actually read the post...

This woman sounds suicidal. She hates men, she hates mankind.

I am sad I will never be one of the first to explore Mars or anywhere other than Earth first hand. Was always a dream, going into space.

There are no words to define how dumb this woman is. There really isn't.

There is no way this woman is enjoying life. Being alive. Being a woman. Living.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (fceHP)

576 Sheet metal shingles work different than asphalt.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)

577 Cat feeding time, then me

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (aC6Sd)

578

ROCKETS do not land on other planets.

LANDERS (round, feminine things, really) land on other planets.

She's as dumb as she is strident, and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2018 05:40 PM (so3+7)

579 I think this gal is the Webster definition of what Southerners mean when the say, *Well bless her heart.*

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (gbWkA)

580 14 Closer and closer we creep, to peak Stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, concerned citizen at February 22, 2018 04:27 PM (LISuA)


Hold my beer.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 22, 2018 05:41 PM (3NjrP)

581 Yes, all those female roofers baking in the summer sun. Sad!

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:42 PM (fceHP)

582 While men compete over whose rocket is the biggest, women are fighting to stay alive against assaults on their personhood -- and their planet.


eh, a lot of women love them some big rockets!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (fceHP)

583 men are responding or triggered, i imagine it feels much the same way as when a male blames all women for their angst.

and Have to spout their angst as their religion.

it's dumb.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2018 05:27 PM (Z8j2x)

Example please?

because I talk with men who have been destroyed by the state along with women using the state and men by proxy. And this is not what they believe at all. Lives are being destroyed and it's being encouraged and ignored by men and women as not my problem yet they do nothing to want to fix the issues of society that are causing these problems, which will destroy our country, I've been reaching out to men for 5 years now for help and now paying it forward. I believe I have a firm non bias approach to it and don't hate women and don't hate men. I hate the utter lack of responibilty and empathy and compassion others have towards men who are unjustly have their lives destroyed and are regarded as disposable trash.

This is projection sadly. And it's a complete a lack of understanding and being compassionate with men who are flat out hated and despised for decades now in our country by MEN and women. But sure not your responsibility.



Posted by: Monk at February 22, 2018 05:44 PM (g4lFK)

584

563 https://www.theknot.com/us/marcie-blanco-and-steve-mcdonnell-jun-2017

Posted by: Skip



That's not her. See?

http://gender.stanford.edu/sites/default/files/styles/people_profile_thumb/public /DSC_0425.jpg?itok=N7xCNmf-

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (so3+7)

585

looks like a fun office party

http://gender.stanford.edu/people/staff/staff

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2018 05:45 PM (so3+7)

586 You know she's a carpet muncher, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2018 05:29 PM


Can you get shingles from doing that?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Huma at February 22, 2018 05:46 PM (ctuyM)

587 A lot of women, and men, in science are deep into this SJWization of society and science. Perhaps more op-eds like this will wake up some of the people who want to belong to something so bad they choose to belong to social groups that denigrate the contributions and desires of women, and men, who want to do things in space.

Posted by: wodun at February 22, 2018 05:47 PM (lFga6)

588 I don't like saying this because some people might think it tends toward sexism, but Marcie Bianco needs a good horsefucking.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 22, 2018 05:47 PM (398bZ)

589

https://twitter.com/MarcieBianco

gross
and she retweets the heck out of the JEF and Shrillary

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2018 05:54 PM (fceHP)

590 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: MaGoose at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (0dmP2)

591 I recently watched "Only the Brave" about the 19 hotshots who died protecting life and property in a wildfire. I couldnt help but notice there seemed to be exactly zero female fire fighters in the woods. Likewise I saw a film about the whatever Horizon oil derrick explosion. Guess how many women were on the oil platform? About the same number I'd guess are on the thousands and thousands of oil drilling platforms across the Gulf and elsewhere: zero. Zero women linemen stringing electrical cable when they go down in a storm. Zero picking up garbage cans. Zero fighting wars (other than the token ones they dumb down requirements for, as they recently did for the Marines, but without the men picking up the slack from these tokens our fighting forces couldn't do their jobs at all. Imagine an all women Marines taking on Iwo Jima. This bint directly depends on hard me full of "toxic" masculinity that allows them the strength and courage and drive to do the jobs women physically, mentally and emotionally cannot do, and which are needed to maintain our modern society. So much for "men are obsolete. Women are fucking obsolete, without men.

Posted by: docweasel at February 22, 2018 06:02 PM (anXxE)

592 Fox reporting that Mattis will back transgenders serving in the military. Because a court has said they can.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 22, 2018 06:13 PM (QJ4Ki)

593 Maybe men want to go to Mars in order to get away from bitches like her?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 22, 2018 06:15 PM (jWe5r)

594 The roofers... the Exclusive Triple Digit Club... classic Ace.

Posted by: marcus gravey at February 22, 2018 06:22 PM (KYHgO)

595 This retard actually tweeted a link to this piece of fluff so bad it isn't worthy of Buzzfeed with the following:

"My latest on the eye-rolling douchery of space travel

There really are no words. Every ounce of effort for the past century to achieve spaceflight and explore outside of this planet is "eye rolling douchery".

Seriously, there are no words.

Posted by: deadrody at February 22, 2018 06:26 PM (1lnp9)

596 527 Probably already been said, but, even the excerpts were worth a couple of IQ points I can hardly spare.

No way I'm going to risk what little is left of my mind and look up that screed via Insty.
Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2018 05:26 PM (qC1Sy)


I warned everybody in the EMT.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/
?blog=86&post=373974#c28381885

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2018 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

597 Second dates? I doubt if she gets many looks let along any requests for a meet.

But then some do have that crazy chick vibe that some men dig.

But once she opens her pie hole, it's probably all over. Well unless it's some beta who's trying to be a Feminist Friend.


Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2018 06:28 PM (C4l4A)

598 127. Yeah. Yvonne Craig's boobs were more supple than Susan Oliver in the pilot episode.

I must disagree. Green Susan Oliver dancing in that episode was the hottest thing I'd ever seen in my 11 year old life.

Posted by: marcus gravey at February 22, 2018 06:46 PM (KYHgO)

599 Why bother?

"Xhe" is nothing.

"Xhe" will never be anything.

"Xhe" https://tinyurl.com/with-their-garbage.

Posted by: Marooned at February 22, 2018 06:49 PM (8hRlF)

600 To quote the wise genius, Daffy Duck :

Sour persimmons, lady!

Posted by: True the Note at February 22, 2018 07:05 PM (HLTe8)

601 Eh...

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 22, 2018 07:37 PM (EUMr7)

602 Another classic Ace post. Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by: Corona at February 22, 2018 07:46 PM (2bC+G)

603 I'm a licensed psychologist and it never ceases to amaze me how much these kinds of political ideologues have no idea how much they are pretending to be psychologists themselves and are woefully ignorant of what they speak.

Posted by: DRJDF at February 22, 2018 08:01 PM (yJ6wa)

604 48 Ultimately,
It is important to remember:
"Everybody Dies Alone"
cats or no cats!!
Posted by: Anne R. Abler

Except the people who have children. They at least have someone to hold their hand. Unlike this twit who, as has been observed, will be eaten by her cats if they can keep from throwing up.

Posted by: Brendan at February 22, 2018 08:49 PM (to9YQ)

605 The authoress may should check out Zap's infamous Captain Piss Gums and the Spike Tongue Cl*t Likkers' episodes.

A gal can dream.
-

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 22, 2018 10:26 PM (ghzHY)

606 "...Marcie Bianco needs a good horsefucking."

Good Horsefucking... sounds like a Matt Damon movie

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 22, 2018 10:33 PM (ghzHY)

607 "Everybody [sic] dies alone."

Says Any Douche Nozzle Currently Alone, Suffers from Bloat, and Has Hips Wider than their Shoulder Span

First--- it's "Everyone dies alone."
Second-- not true if just one human individual since the beginning of time dies in the company of another human being. Thanks for playing!
Third-- If you hold my beer for me you won't die alone. I'll need you.
Fourth-- thousands of US Marines died in good company 73 years ago.
Fifth-- Let's start the first ever American Feminist Pogrom. Or is that too dark?

Posted by: Nosferatu at February 22, 2018 10:40 PM (ghzHY)

608
"When you die alone, with your sixteen cats, even your cats will just shrug and quickly move on to find a more attractive woman to ignore."

They'll probably gnaw on her corpse for while before moving on.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 23, 2018 09:40 AM (wPVDQ)

609 Cease from slandering cats. I have nine and I voted for Trump. I also joined the NRA yesterday.

Posted by: Lincoln Annie at February 23, 2018 10:26 AM (NQxg3)

610 I have not checked in here for a while since I thought it was getting
boring, but the last several posts are great quality
so I guess I will add you back to my everyday bloglist.
You deserve it my friend

Posted by: Domino Qiu Qiu Boya at March 01, 2018 08:56 AM (zd1NT)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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