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Jennifer Lawrence: I'm Taking a Year Off of Acting to "Fix America" or Whatever

Oh no, there may be a delay between one indistinguishable X-Man CGI cartoon and the next.

Well, it seemed as if America was in trouble there for a while, but now our problems are about to be solved. Jennifer Lawrence, currently doing a promotional tour for a movie in which she plays a Russian spy, has announced she’s taking a onr-year hiatus from acting in order to work on fixing America’s political problems. If she could fix Panem, how hard could it be? From WJLA:

"I'm going to take the next year off,' Lawrence outlined. "I'm going to be working with this organization as a part of (anti-corruption organization) Represent.US [a website]... trying to get young people engaged politically on a local level."

Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM




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1 With her and Matt Damon on the job, I'm sure we're mere months away from utopia.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

2 St

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (jsWA8)

3
Ouch

Posted by: Kudzu King at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (mPeei)

4 Dammit Boy, so close. JLaw will do facials

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (jsWA8)

5 She's gonna do a Laser Focus on Jobs.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (8ikIW)

6 Exactly. Slam that thing shut unless your goal is to make America stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (GvTkl)

7 OMG! It's full of Hot Air all the way down!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (ewxPW)

8 Looks like she has lost interest in the motherhood route and instead wishes to mother an entire nation.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (g4lFK)

9 I like her tits though.

and thanks to her iphone cloud storage, with a quick online search you can see pictures of both
Posted by: brak at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (WjCgM)







Because I was Willowed of course, and it's still appropriate.


*golfclap*
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)


Holy shit, you're right! Best performance oscar, and I didn't have to listen to her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (z79tQ)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (z79tQ)

10 "She's gonna do a Laser Focus on Jobs.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (8ikIW) "

Speaking of lasers, I've heard through the iCloud grapevine that J-Law prefers men that have precision accuracy.

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

11 Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that JLaw had the capability to fix America and she's been making movies all this time?!

How selfish of her.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (KUaJL)

12 And she will kick off this campaign by releasing previously unpublished nude pics.

By the way, what ever happened to her effort to protect Americans online privacy?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (GvTkl)

13 That wasn't Jlaw taking a load in the face. The rest of her nudes are real I believe.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (g4lFK)

14
How can she take a year off from acting when she has never actually acted for one minute during her entire career?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (VM6ev)

15 Maybe she should take a year off and learn how to be hot again. That might be time more wisely used.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

16 "That wasn't Jlaw taking a load in the face. The rest of her nudes are real I believe.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (g4lFK) "

Clearly this calls for more intensive investigation.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)

17 A website? Wow.

This has the potential to revolutionize politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Mouru)

18 Yes folks. These are your betters. Second rate actresses with 8th grade educations.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (GvTkl)

19 Notice the trend of childless women celebrities acting like totalitarians on the rest of the nation to fill that empty void that is their womb.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (g4lFK)

20 shut up and dribble Jennifer, or whatever it is you do ... cuz Fixin the World is not a job you remotely qualify for, judging from your resume.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (bT8Z4)

21 Err, Jennifer, dear, I don't think America's problems are the result of young people not being politically engaged enough.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (Mouru)

22 Oh, and I can't believe I'm the first to say "Bless your heart."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

23 Quite a career for young J-Law.

All the way from Mystique to Mistake.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)

24 By the way, what ever happened to her effort to protect Americans online privacy?
Posted by: Marcus T

No nude pics of Shillary have shown up on the internet.
Winning!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (8ikIW)

25 Ace has a way with words.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (0OmEj)

26 The last sentence sums it up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (Jui/Z)

27 NEXT!

Posted by: The Casting Couch at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

28 Awesome!! She can start with the west end of her hometown.

Posted by: NCKate at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (NMG9O)

29 If she could fix Panem, how hard could it be?

---

I didn't read the novels and never watched any of the movies except the first one all the way through, but they're on TNT every freakin' weekend, but wasn't her character basically just a figurehead in that series?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

30 14
How can she take a year off from acting when she has never actually acted for one minute during her entire career?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (VM6ev)

Hey now. She acted until Silver Linings and maybe American Hustle. Then she phoned it all in.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (g4lFK)

31 But the iPhone hack showed me she's big into bukkake parties, so we all should support her in her mission to save us from lower taxes, jobs and energy independence.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (xttKs)

32 Don't worry, we're on the case.

Posted by: The Peter North Research Center for Cumshot Accuracy at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)

33 Shut up and show me you tits sweetcakes.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (0OmEj)

34
Her and her high-school education will fix America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (d7uUV)

35 Hey, how hard could this be, right?

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (Mouru)

36 Jennifer Lawrence, currently doing a promotional tour for a movie in which she plays a Russian spy, has announced she's taking a onr-year hiatus from acting in order to work on fixing America's political problems. If she could fix Panem, how hard could it be?

++++

Will she be using the same writers who wrote her fixing Panem?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (pvjTE)

37 Those Russian hackers need to stop helping Trump and get back to what is really important, hacking new titty pics off of Jennifer Lawrence's phone.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (cGlgB)

38 It's about time Vagina-Americans made a difference.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (4ErVI)

39 but wasn't her character basically just a figurehead in that series?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

She's the luckiest, that's for sure. Used up eight of her lives, she did.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (z79tQ)

40 Only when American politics are guided by the inherent wisdom of 18 year-olds will our once-great nation return to its former glory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (Mouru)

41 yo

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (slNe8)

42 Jennifer Lawrence, currently doing a promotional tour for a movie in which she plays a Russian spy



-----

Nobody better tell Robert Mueller or she'll spend this entire year testifying.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (KUaJL)

43 I love this idea. Can the rest of Hollywood follow her lead?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (7HtZB)

44 Willowed: J.Law is going to work with represent.us. They have an "act" written by "conservatives and progressives" to end corruption. Aside from changing the money part, which is something a lot of people would get behind, they bury the lede. Represent.Us wants to get rid of the electoral college, register people to vote every time they interact with a government agency and have mail in ballots. They also want California style open primaries and two-choice voting. Everything a leftist needs to sweep elections.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (wdmm9)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (wdmm9)

45 I built a dresser from Ikea all by myself AND I had parts left over.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (Mouru)

46 Jennifer, fixing America, one topless dress at a time.


https://tinyurl.com/yb2n9prm

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (slNe8)

47 Her and her high-school education will fix America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (d7uUV)


Between her and Lebron James's Junior level edjoomacation, we should be in GREAT shape QUICK!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (xttKs)

48 Anybody want to but naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence?

No really, I can't unload these things.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (OIiRj)

49 It's way past time Jennifer Lawrence took time off and solved all our intractable problems. She's been super selfish up until now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (4e+hS)

50 If she could fix Panem

What is Panem?

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (42M22)

51 She's the luckiest, that's for sure. Used up eight of her lives, she did.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (z79tQ)


Harvey. Wienstein.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (xttKs)

52 She is terrible as Mystique in X-men.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (g4lFK)

53 Hey, how can I get in on this?

Posted by: Jennifer Garner at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (Mouru)

54 A year in an awful long time in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (6n332)

55 You want to know the awful thing about JLaw? She was pretty good in Winter's Bone. All she had to do was concentrate on being a better actress and she could have won respect that way. But, alas, virtue signaling is faster and easier.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

56 50 If she could fix Panem

What is Panem?
Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (42M22)

Hunger Games nation.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (g4lFK)

57 Maybe she should take some time off and work on fixing her shitty movies first.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (fqUgw)

58 But first...

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (7n4KQ)

59 What is Panem?
Posted by: zombie

I think it's the Yugo sports car. They are notoriously hard to repair

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (8ikIW)

60 Well, the question of the day?? Does she swallow?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (slNe8)

61 It's a dirty little secret that in Hollywood, Jennifer Lawrence is considered a second-tier Jennifer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (Mouru)

62 She should really take another year off after this one to learn how to act again.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (cGlgB)

63 And the C-students shall lead them.

Posted by: The Casting Couch at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

64 Will no one rid us of these harping, meddlesome scolds?

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (+u2St)

65 You want to know the awful thing about JLaw? She was pretty good in Winter's Bone.

-------

I think she'd be pretty good in a bone any time of year.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

66 That's nice sweetie, now show me your tits.

Posted by: That F'ing Guy at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (19qqP)

67 What is Panem?
Posted by: zombie


Airline.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7n4KQ)

68 What is Panem?

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (42M22)

A condition that requires a vagina mesh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (4ErVI)

69 Saving America, one blow job at a time.

Posted by: Toad-O at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (cct0t)

70 Wouldn't it be more effective to star in a new TV show portraying a drunken, brain dead, two-time loser former Presidential candidate who finally shatters the glass ceiling and wins the Presidency in 2020?

Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (H+2W3)

71 Idiocracy: Part Deux

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (xttKs)

72 Jennifer dear, no one cares. Take 10 years off from acting if you desire - no one cares.

Another big fan of Harvey Weinstein before she wasn't.

Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (oiNtH)

73 You can't imagine how relieved I am that the millennial genius Jennifer Lawrence will be "fixing" something that doesn't exist: "our democracy." This is a constitutional federated republic, but perhaps Miss Lawrence went to a government-run school and was never allowed to learn that.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (mj4NC)

74 well, Obama did stop the oceans from rising, cured cancer, and lowered my health insurance by $2500/year ...
he was just a tool of the left like Jennifer ... must be easy.
thanks Obama ... thanks Jennifer

Obama loved what Chavez was doing for Venezuela
Hillary fixed Libya
Merkel is healing Europe

this World Peace stuff is easy

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (bT8Z4)

75 Great Idea! Watch out for the autists!

Posted by: Shia LaBoeuf at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (p7GBi)

76 *Jennifer Lawrence: I'm Taking a Year Off of Acting to "Fix America" or Whatever*

I can't believe how harsh y'all are being to this fine, upstanding and selfless young lady. All that hard earned experience she has in pretending to do things will be well used as she pretends to do other stuff.

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (WDy4l)

77 66 That's nice sweetie, now show me your tits.

Posted by: That F'ing Guy at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (19qqP)

Old news dude.

Posted by: The Fappening at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (tKW45)

78 Romjin was a much, much, much better Mystique. No need for a body double.

Posted by: aquaviva2@yahoo.com at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (o0dph)

79 Wait -- the trained monkeys know how to to speak?

And here I thought Planet of the Apes was a fantasy movie.

Listen carefully, celebrities: You are the monkeys dancing for changed attached by a chain to the movie studio's organ-grinder. You wear a funny little hat and do what you're told.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (42M22)

80 68 What is Panem?

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (42M22)

A condition that requires a vagina mesh.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (4ErVI)

See our ad in Teen Vogue. Ask your doctor if Panem is right for you.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (7HtZB)

81 We're not supposed to use that word that starts with "r" ands with "tard" , but between this thread, and the previous, geez. It's like liberals in the media are trying to be a stupid as possible. Who knows. Maybe it's some scam to qualify for disability.

Between the athletes who think that the Olympics is all about their gayness, and actors who think they're going to solve the world's problems with their brainless babbling, who's dumber?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (+lVUW)

82 OK, I'll say it.

No matter how exotic and stacked the exterior, she is ugly to the bone. A zero on the Scrogg scale.

Give me someone who cares about someone besides herself, and who can carry her end of a conversation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (hyuyC)

83 You are the monkeys dancing for changed
=
You are the monkeys dancing for change

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (42M22)

84 Wow, Hollywood has gotten really good at talking me out of going to the movies.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (Q1QrS)

85 http://bit.ly/2HxT886
------------
GOP House Intel Committee members just launched phase two of their dossier probe.
Chairman Nunes fired off an inquiry to many current and former intelligence, law enforcement and State Department officials Tuesday, Fox News' Catherine Herridge reported.


http://bit.ly/2HweaUz
---------
Never Trump Whines About CPAC's Pro-Economic Nationalist, Pro-Trump Agenda
---------
2 for the price of 1

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (y3aQB)

86 I think it's great that millionaire Hollywood bubble creatures lecture us. Please keep it up. Only in that way can you defeat Trump.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (CClpm)

87
This is a constitutional federated republic, but perhaps Miss Lawrence went to a government-run school and was never allowed to learn that.

Whatever school she went to, she didn't learn a thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (d7uUV)

88 The more I think about it the angrier I get at Miss Lawrence for not taking time off sooner. She could have already fixed America if not for those horrible X-Men movies she's been doing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (4e+hS)

89 Between the athletes who think that the Olympics is all about their gayness

---------------

Gayness is a big factor at the winter Olympics with all the figure skating.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (sX1BW)

90 70 Wouldn't it be more effective to star in a new TV show portraying a drunken, brain dead, two-time loser former Presidential candidate who finally shatters the glass ceiling and wins the Presidency in 2020?
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (H+2W3)

Line forms behind me

Posted by: Tea Leoni at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7HtZB)

91 Jennifer Lawrence: I'm Taking a Year Off of Acting to "Fix America" or Whatever
....


Because Obama fucked it up.
Great point, Jen.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (x25VP)

92
I would bang her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+ro)

93 JLaw - Lindsay Lohan in training.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)

94 Taking a year off did wonders for my career.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (ATVNj)

95 A lot of recent national problems are rooted in cyber security. Maybe she should work on that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (TTItA)

96 I bet she gets knocked up in the next year by a local while working on her project. Mark it, horde. If there are rumors then it will be true.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (g4lFK)

97 Maybe she will help Shia LaBoeuf Wellington with his "Hide the Flag from 4Chan" game.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (YaNEL)

98
17 A website? Wow.

This has the potential to revolutionize politics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Mouru)


She had better find out how to tap into those Rooskie Sooper Rubles that were so damn persuasive in 2016. More effective than Shrill Bucks by what, a factor of 10,000, at influencing voters?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

99 When she wants to return, there will always be MILF porn.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (7n4KQ)

100 Speaking of democracy, its always fun when someone says we need more people to vote to tell them that is stupid. As if that will fix anything.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

101 I would have so much more respect for celebs like her if they'd just tell the truth . . . "My last couple projects were huge flops and my stock in Hollywood is plummeting, so before the industry dumps me, I'm going to pretend to dump it." Chelsea Handler pulled this same act because her Netflix show was a disaster and it wasn't convincing then either.

Posted by: wordsmith92 at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (4XzXX)

102 I would bang her

+++

Such bravery! I daydream about having that kind of guys

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (p7GBi)

103 Hey, JLaw,
You know who really needs help fixing their country? Venezuela. And Haiti. And North Korea. And Zimbabwe. And Syria. And Somalia. And Iran. And Yemen. And Congo. And China.


You should start with these places - they can really benefit from your vast experience and knowledge. Then get back to us.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (hZ+us)

104 60 Well, the question of the day?? Does she swallow?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Good Ole Bill


I saw the pics and vids posted on 4chan. And the answer is: Yes. As Frank Zappa used to say, She's a Gobblin' Girl.

And as a sidenote: I'm now convinced that these starlets, upon instructions from their publicists, INTENTIONALLY self-"hack" these leaked sex pics and sex tapes as a way of staying in the headlines.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (42M22)

105 73 You can't imagine how relieved I am that the millennial genius Jennifer Lawrence will be "fixing" something that doesn't exist: "our democracy." This is a constitutional federated republic, but perhaps Miss Lawrence went to a government-run school and was never allowed to learn that.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto


Have you seen the video of millennials on the street who had no idea who won the Civil War? Everyday millennials are just as stupid as actors. How much was spent per year on these kids' education?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oHwaSs0HsE

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (+lVUW)

106 Taking a year off did wonders for my career.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (ATVNj)


But none of the HIGHLY questionable plastic surgeries did you ANY good. Did you learn NOTHING from Tara Reid?

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (xttKs)

107 "I'm going to take the next year off,' Lawrence outlined. "I'm going to be working with this organization as a part of (anti-corruption organization)
..............

She's going after hILLRY?

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

108 97

Lol, Shia vs 4Chan capture the flag game is one of the greatest little noticed events in modern internet history.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (cGlgB)

109
There was a reason actors and actresses used to occupy the same social status as prostitutes. Silly bint.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (d7uUV)

110
You are the monkeys dancing for changed

=

You are the monkeys dancing for change
...

I saw Changed Monkeys open for EditButton#twoweeks at the Omni in 2002.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (x25VP)

111
This is a constitutional federated republic, but perhaps Miss Lawrence went to a government-run school and was never allowed to learn that.

Whatever school she went to, she didn't learn a thing.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM



Did she even finish high school?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

112 Wth auto-correct fail guts not guys Jesus Christ

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (p7GBi)

113 DOW is down 275, WalMart down about 10%
we get all our Chinese goods from Amazon now

Amazon Conglomerate ... still buying everything including their own headlines, lost money for 20years, still barely a profit, thanks Globalist Bankers, for driving profitable retailers out of business and investors into the arms of China.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (bT8Z4)

114 She could start by donating 90% of her millions of dollars to poverty programs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (+lVUW)

115 I refuse to believe Jennifer flashes her boobs or has any untoward videos out there without numerous links.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (4e+hS)

116 JLaw - Lindsay Lohan in training.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)

Wat? LiLo stated a daily coke habit before the age of 18 and literally was smoking crack and coke. Have you seen recent pictures of her. She looks like she is 60 in a bikini.

JLaw is no LILo.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (g4lFK)

117 She needs some deep therapy.

Posted by: My Dick Is A Psychiatrist at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (r9UYA)

118 I knew Red Sparrow was going to be bad but I didn't realize it was going to be that bad.

Also she's not playing a Russian spy. She is playing a woman who is forced by Russian authorities into becoming a "sparrow" which is a polite term for a woman who is sent off to have sex with men in order to entrap them into espionage.

Or, you know, a prostitute, just one who is being pimped by the State and not a guy (yes, I know there are female pimps too).

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

119
88 The more I think about it the angrier I get at Miss Lawrence for not taking time off sooner. She could have already fixed America if not for those horrible X-Men movies she's been doing.


"So those seventeen deaths in Parkland are on her? Okee-dokee."

* corrects entries in the Big Book *

-- Saint Peter

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (pNxlR)

120 Quick poll:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Ashley Graham?

Assuming one cannot embrace the power of 'and'....


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

121 She could start by donating 90% of her millions of dollars to poverty programs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (+lVUW)

I know, right?

Posted by: FDR and his cronies at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (suO/a)

122 You know who really needs help fixing their country? Venezuela. And Haiti. And North Korea. And Zimbabwe. And Syria. And Somalia. And Iran. And Yemen. And Congo. And China.


You should start with these places - they can really benefit from your vast experience and knowledge. Then get back to us.
Posted by: LASue


She could go fix Mexico so that the Mexicans don't want to come to our shithole of a country

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

123 Lol, Shia vs 4Chan capture the flag game is one of the greatest little noticed events in modern internet history.
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (cGlgB)

What exactly happened with that? I remember LaBoof going apeshit, but not the 4chan part.

Not sure if it's related, but the youtube video 'Shia LaBeouf Song' is still one of my favorites.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (72PAC)

124 Jennifer Lawrence: I'm Taking a Year Off of Acting to "Fix My Tits" or Whatever

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

125 >>>Shut the fuck up.

Or . . . keep on talking. Win, win.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (VKsXm)

126 Help us Jennifer Lawrence! You are our only hope!!!

/s

Fucking bimbo!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (rdl6o)

127 108 Drew in MO

When 4chan was trying to match contrails in the sky with Flight Following software, that's when I knew we have a new Intelligence agency. And they won, to boot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (hyuyC)

128 She should focus on fixing the Weinstein problem in Hollywood. There are several pics of her and Harvey and they look very friendly.

I think she benefited from the casting couch. Enormously.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (U+nHb)

129 And as a sidenote: I'm now convinced that these starlets, upon instructions from their publicists, INTENTIONALLY self-"hack" these leaked sex pics and sex tapes as a way of staying in the headlines.
Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:34 PM (42M22)

JLaw's sex pics leak happened when she was right at the height of her career, didn't it?

I don't buy it that this one was intentional. She wasn't hurting for attention at that point in time. Also, the leaks happened with way too many celebs at once. That'd have been a lot of coordination.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

130 Jeesuz! Who the fuck cares!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (O5Q3r)

131 JLaw - Lindsay Lohan in training.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)

Lindsay has an excuse. An upbringing by parents who cared for her more as a cash cow than as a child, and Hollyweirdo's who abused her.

She's damaged goods, but not by her own hand until it was too late.

JLaw's (according to the rumor mills) been happy to ride the carousel to get where she wants. Round heels, as another commenter put it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (z79tQ)

132
A cunning stunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (VM6ev)

133 >>>Shut the fuck up.

-------

Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (U+nHb)

134 4chan should find Hillary's missing email, but they get bored easily with simple tasks like that.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (7n4KQ)

135 "Did she even finish high school? "

Just the football team.
And the captain of the basketball team

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (EyPfd)

136 Have you seen recent pictures of her. She looks like she is 60 in a bikini.

+++

Bikini? Don't you mean hijab? She converted

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (p7GBi)

137 Did she even finish high school?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

I don't believe so. Educationally, she is still a child, so Lawrence Tribe would approve of her leading the rest of us.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (hZ+us)

138 I'm putting my money where my mish is.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence-Tribe at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

139 100 Speaking of democracy, its always fun when someone says we need more people to vote to tell them that is stupid. As if that will fix anything.
_______________

More stupid people voting solves everything!

Register all your stupid, too-lazy-to-register-themselves buddies today!

Do if for the children!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LIV's everywhere at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (fqUgw)

140 Jen-

Go stand in the corner like a good ficus plant.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (m/Gc2)

141 What exactly happened with that? I remember LaBoof going apeshit, but not the 4chan part.

--

They put Sherlock Homes to shame by figuring out where it was by looking at the stars and jet trails.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (suO/a)

142 Hollywood and Jenifer in particular (today) can EAT a BAG of DICKS.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0OmEj)

143 138 I'm putting my money where my mish is.
_______________

Me too!

Posted by: George Clooney at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (fqUgw)

144
Yes folks. These are your betters. Second rate actresses with 8th grade educations.
Posted by: Marcus T


We must listen to the children!

Posted by: Larry Tribe at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

145 104
60 Well, the question of the day?? Does she swallow?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill



I saw the pics and vids posted on 4chan. And the answer is: Yes. As Frank Zappa used to say, She's a Gobblin' Girl.


Err, what was that link again? My friend wants to watch.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (slNe8)

146 I want to be saved from all the idiots in my country who want to save me.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (x25VP)

147 Assuming one cannot embrace the power of 'and'....


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 20, 2018 03:37 PM (8iiMU)



I reject this premise.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

148
Her boobs aren't taking a year off though

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

149 Russian women are far hotter than this trailer-park skank.

Posted by: Sh!tlord at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (BAUDO)

150 and yet and yet, like the fist of an angry god...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

151 137 Did she even finish high school?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

I don't believe so. Educationally, she is still a child, so Lawrence Tribe would approve of her leading the rest of us.
Posted by: LASue


When it comes to picking sides, I'm in the Jennifer Lawrence Tribe.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (42M22)

152 Red Sparrow?

Think Anna Chapman.

What a Honey Trap.

Thus the Profumo Affair

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (YaNEL)

153 141. Attacked the last one with a flaming drone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (fA1SL)

154 That's what she claims. The reality is that she's too old to play the younger hot chick every guy wants to chase after, and she'd not a good enough actress to get those transitional roles, so her job offers are drying up.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (lKs2v)

155 Hollywood and Jenifer in particular (today) can EAT a BAG of DICKS.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0OmEj)


She's already eaten plenty.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (xttKs)

156 According to web gods, she went to an online high school. And has a superb GPA!

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (hZ+us)

157 "Gayness is a big factor at the winter Olympics with all the figure skating.
Posted by: SH"


Yeah, but Tara Lipinski has gotten pretty hot. Also, one of the first images of a Bing search of Lipinski is a shot from behind of her in a very tight bikini. Most impressive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

158 The only movie of hers I saw was the first part of Hunger Games, never saw the other parts, not into such nightmarish stuff.

I was always pleased that the name "Catniss" did not catch on

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (5gaNQ)

159 They put Sherlock Homes to shame by figuring out where it was by looking at the stars and jet trails.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 03:39 PM (suO/a)



Patterns of wood in paneling. No, I'm not joking.

Behold the power of weaponized autism.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (mf5HN)

160 #PuffyDemocracy

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (5IbVn)

161 On "Gilligan's Island", there used to be episodes where Ginger would suggest solving a problem by reasoning "when I was in so and so movie, we solved the problem like this ... " And then her solution was carried out by the group to a successful conclusion.

It's amazing how many actors have used this logic over the years. I guess Jennifer thinks she's Katniss. So this year's "Ginger Grant" award goes to JLaw.

Posted by: another joe at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (67Z/G)

162 Perhaps she can offer to blow every guy that votes Democrat.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (LiyEm)

163 155: You can probably still find the pics on the internet

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (5gaNQ)

164 After a year off you can catch her on Botched.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

165 Jennifer Lawrence should take a year off from politics to work on her acting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

166
I don't believe so. Educationally, she is still a child, so Lawrence Tribe would approve of her leading the rest of us.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (hZ+us)
____________________

Exactly. She's clearly an idiot, but she photographs well. IOW, she has all the requirements to be our next Affirmative Action president, just like my fave student, Barry Obama!

Posted by: Larry Tribe, Sooper Legal Genius at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (fqUgw)

167 Who?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (+Dllb)

168 Hey, I'M STUPID, TOO!!!!

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

169 I'm hoping that through a series of bizarre coincidences and flukes she accidentally breaks a huge Leftist/Hollywood/DC conspiracy story, decides to ride the wave of publicity and actually saves Democracy when she fully intended to be another brain dead actress parroting the party line.
Afterwards more hacked nudes of her surface.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (qHAi5)

170 Yeah, but Tara Lipinski has gotten pretty hot. Also, one of the first images of a Bing search of Lipinski is a shot from behind of her in a very tight bikini. Most impressive.

------

Not necessarily something I would have thought possible 15 years ago.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (sX1BW)

171 She should start smaller. Maybe just save one city at a time.

Perhaps she could join Team Arrow.

Or perhaps the Flash.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (x25VP)

172 She's damaged goods, but not by her own hand until it was too late.

JLaw's (according to the rumor mills) been happy to ride the carousel to get where she wants. Round heels, as another commenter put it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (z79tQ)

Yep. Slutty McSlutstain. Not that that is anything to be ashamed of!

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (hZ+us)

173 Corruption is the disease! I'm the cure!!!

Jennifer Lawrence IS "Lady Cobra"!!! Coming as soon as she realizes how low paying being a left wing stooge is!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (O5Q3r)

174 Pretty much 4chan won the war, they used some crazy amazing ADHD super powers to find the flag every single time. Shia eventually gave trying to beat them and turned it over to some other random guy who keeps the flag locked in his house and no one cares anymore.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (cGlgB)

175 upon instructions from their publicists"

Said publicists and other agents are the ones doing it. No one can send twits 24/7...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (7LY+6)

176 17
A website? Wow.



This has the potential to revolutionize politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Mouru)

Shortly thereafter she will start a production line of earth friendly hoohaa cleansing products and life style suggestions for a fully self-actualized hoohaw.
I heard she was going to trademark a new name for the hoohaw cause vajayjay was over used and the pit of despair was already in an advertising campaign.

Early lead for her website is Vazzle. Just has to clear it with the TM lawyers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (ymnmz)

177 Willowed in the last thread

456 But stupid commercials and movies are one thing,this is serious.

https://tinyurl.com/y9y5duys

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

178 162 Perhaps she can offer to blow every guy that votes Democrat.
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (LiyEm)
_______________

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Madonna at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (fqUgw)

179 Yeah, but Tara Lipinski has gotten pretty hot. Also, one of the first images of a Bing search of Lipinski is a shot from behind of her in a very tight bikini. Most impressive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (OD2ni)


One, skater....
Two, she's LOADED with botox......plastic surgery FTW.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (xttKs)

180 Johnny Weir looks like a gay vampire.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (4e+hS)

181 My tits will calm the world.

Posted by: Jennifer L at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (djCea)

182 IDNK that 4chan used stars and jet trails. Good shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (Jui/Z)

183 What if an A-list actress walked around naked on the set and nobody was comfortable seeing her snapper? Something is terribly wrong there.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

184
I do believe that I would be unable to convince SHS that 'just the tip' would be a good idea. She seems to have some natural BS detector set to stun force.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (2FqvZ)

185 LILo's career arc as told in pictures.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/disney- channel-stars-138259

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (g4lFK)

186 They put Sherlock Homes to shame by figuring out where it was by looking at the stars and jet trails.

In like, 45 minutes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (Boy/L)

187 I saw the pics and vids posted on 4chan. And the answer is: Yes. As Frank Zappa used to say, She's a Gobblin' Girl.

Err, what was that link again? My friend wants to watch.
Posted by: Good Ole Bill


Here are some of the plain ol' nude ones:

http://scandalplanet.com/jennifer-lawrence-nude-leaked-pics/

As for the BJ pics, I'll let you google them. They're online in various places.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (42M22)

188
JLaw: "I'm taking a year off from making entertaining movies in order to unleash my formidable intellectual powers to solve the P vs NP problem ... and to help Fergie with her singing."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (pNxlR)

189
Perhaps she can offer to blow every guy that votes Democrat.

That was my offer, but not many guys took me up on it. They must all be gay.

Posted by: Madonna at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (O5Q3r)

190 I've decided to take time off being an intellectually lazy and dishonest political hack to focus more on politics.

Wait......

Posted by: Neil deBro Tyson at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (SkuXa)

191 She blew her way to the top,in time honored Hollywood tradition....

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)

192 She could start by donating 90% of her millions of dollars to poverty programs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (+lVUW)

The most attractive thing about the quasi-religion the Left follows is that it requires nothing of its followers except they believe. And generously donate to select super PACs.

Mainly that they donate to select Super PACs.

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (K8f5g)

193 Does someone have links to all of these J-Law pics? My wife and children don't believe they exist.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (lrKc+)

194 The North Koreans were first blamed for the celebrity cloud pic hack. Another misdirection.

Lawrence pics came from the same hack as the Kate Upton pics hack.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (5IbVn)

195 Johnny Weir looks like a gay vampire.

Low-T Peewee Herman

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

196 182. Dude.....they found Professor Bike-Lock based on height, build, backpack, and pattern matching from social media posts of the day and time in question.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (fA1SL)

197 90 70 Wouldn't it be more effective to star in a new TV show portraying a drunken, brain dead, two-time loser former Presidential candidate who finally shatters the glass ceiling and wins the Presidency in 2020?
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (H+2W3)

Line forms behind me
Posted by: Tea Leoni


There was some genius casting. I know that seeing Tea Leoni on screen instantly made me think of Her Thighness in that grandma housecoat with the big square pockets.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:45 PM (+lVUW)

198 "Shut the fuck up." Sheer poetry Ace!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (+1EJs)

199 OK, which one of you is hogging the link to the clip where Trump beans Lindsay Vonn with a golf ball, knocking her ass over teacup?

Just like the Hillary JPEG.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (EyPfd)

200 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (r9UYA)

201 456 But stupid commercials and movies are one thing,this is serious.



https://tinyurl.com/y9y5duys

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)


Under Mad Dog? They must be really hurting for recruits

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (slNe8)

202 Hey, I'M STUPID, TOO!!!!
Posted by: Robert DeNiro at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

We know!

Posted by: The guy who carries your foam shoe stacks when you're done with a scene at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (z79tQ)

203 Everything you wanted to know about Katniss as a baby name

https://www.babynames.com/name/Katniss

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (YaNEL)

204 Adam Rippon is gay you know.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (jsWA8)

205 155: You can probably still find the pics on the internet
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 03:41 PM (5gaNQ)

Brilliant!

Madonna

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (WDy4l)

206 "Not necessarily something I would have thought possible 15 years ago.
Posted by: SH"


Yeah, she looked like a little kid even well into her 20's. But she has aged well (although someone alleges plastic surgery upthread, IDK).

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)

207 I was always pleased that the name "Catniss" did not catch on
Posted by: CN


It sounded too much like... the scent of curious' fine Brooklyn apartment.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (6FqZa)

208 Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM (42M22)

Big thing now with technology being so good is that they are photoshopping celebrities into porn scenes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (5IbVn)

209 203 There are some things I just don't want to know....

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

210 Adam Rippon is gay you know.

Posted by: CSMBigBird


Only his results.

Posted by: Mike Pence at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (4e+hS)

211 Shut the fuck up already.

Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (FhXTo)

212 196: Most impressive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 03:47 PM (Jui/Z)

213 OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a pistol at school. Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (jsWA8)

214 Hey CBS. It's easier to end a life with an abortion than it is to buy an inanimate object.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (+1EJs)

215 Dude.....they found Professor Bike-Lock based on height, build, backpack, and pattern matching from social media posts of the day and time in question.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February

and one unique eyebrow.

Posted by: The guy who carries your foam shoe stacks when you're done with a scene at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (z79tQ)

216 What will she do if she finishes fixing the country in 6 months?

Posted by: West at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (7Fa8Y)

217 search WJLA.com

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (jsWA8)

218 But do the obvious talents out-weigh the stupid? Plus, I'm pretty sure she doesn't go down for less than a mil.

191
She blew her way to the top,in time honored Hollywood tradition....

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)

Posted by: AdamPM at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (vTCSA)

219 Hmmm.

Appears I had a copy / paste fail.

*Hangs head in shame*

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (WDy4l)

220 "204 Adam Rippon is gay you know.
Posted by: CSMBigBird"


Heh. Really? Wow. Next thing you'll tell me is that John Kasich's father was a mailman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

221 What exactly happened with that? I remember LaBoof going apeshit, but not the 4chan part.

LaBarf put up an "art installation" of a camera pointed at an anti-Trump flag where visitors could stand and record special messages which a website would play. People showed up and expressed support for Trump, which in turn caused antifa and Shia himself showing up to beat them up and Shia getting arrested.

He moved it to New Mexico where people spray-painted the lens and shot the camera. With a gun.

Next he moved it to a farm in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Tennessee, with the camera pointed at the sky and the anti-Trump flag above it. 4chan figured out by triangulating from aircraft trails roughly where it was and then had someone drive around the road grid in the area and honk their horn periodically until it was audible on the stream. They then replaced the flag with a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (3J/LN)

222 She should produce a child with DeNiro. It would be like Quasimodo, only dumber.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (VpIIl)

223 @187

My friend told me those look like different girls. Tits are certainly different

Posted by: Good ole Bill at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (slNe8)

224 Evidently her political comments prior to her last movie coming out didn't help the box office and she got a lot of blowback, so now she's decided she should take a break from acting. O.K. Whatever

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (8+Ozj)

225 OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a pistol at school. Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM

Grenades are illegal. Doesn't he know that? So is murder. Aaand there's a sign that says gun free zone!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (+1EJs)

226 With grenades, why have a list?

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (p7GBi)

227 Moldy Locks - her little scam was exposed in nothing flat, and they dug up the vids of her swinging a wine bottle as a weapon earlier in that same day. It's just a matter of concentration, amd austists have that in spades.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (fA1SL)

228 I'd like to think that it's the fame that goes to their heads that makes them go political. "I have so much influence, I should use it to direct my fans to make a better world".

But lots of actors and screenwriters used to be secret members of CPUSA. So it seems the leftist impulse is joined to the desire to be in the entertainment industry. It's not so much a case of hubris caused by fame. I keep hoping some day they find the gene responsible for leftardism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (/qEW2)

229 Shut the fuck up, altogether.

Posted by: Ted Striker at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (hqZPQ)

230 They then replaced the flag with a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (+1EJs)

231 These people get to Hollywood, suck a few dicks and all of a sudden they have magical superpowers that can solve the worlds problems.

They do know it's acting- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

232 I'm not really one to advocate for "Shut up and act", but the idea that people in a mass media profession don't understand that being really pro-active in politics is only a recipe for diminishing returns is mind-boggling.

Granted, these are terribly smart people, but they have PR people, agents, and managers who should be doing everything they can to keep that golden goose as golden as possible.

Old Hollywood had it right when they used contracts to keep tight grips on actor behavior and speech. Cary Grant was like by nearly everyone, and virtually no one knew his politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (mC1ZI)

233 Wouldn't it be more effective to star in a new TV show portraying a
drunken, brain dead, two-time loser former Presidential candidate who
finally shatters the glass ceiling and wins the Presidency in 2020?

There's a glass ceiling against Mormons? And I don't think Romney's a drunk.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (ewxPW)

234 So, she helps to out Harvey Weinstein's nasty little habits, and now she can't get any work.

Such genius, not making the connection.

Jenny, darlin', I am guessing you are never going to work in Hollywood again....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (uDcBt)

235 Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 03:49 PM (3J/LN)

That's friggen amazing.

I really hope 4chan's on our side if the cold civil war starts heating up.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (72PAC)

236 They then replaced the flag with a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Ian S.
------------

Those guys are bersko, in a very entertaining sort of way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (ZpfqO)

237 Jenny Lawrence is starting a movement....Anqueefa!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (+1EJs)

238 Bak in the old days the left wing actors and actresses were the exception.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (LiyEm)

239 >>>OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a pistol at school.
Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off,
and GRENADES.<<<

This is a nothingburger.

Posted by: The FBI at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (2Mnv1)

240 Adam Rippon is gay you know

------------

Even gay people can come in 10th place.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

241 201 456 But stupid commercials and movies are one thing,this is serious.



https://tinyurl.com/y9y5duys

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)


Under Mad Dog? They must be really hurting for recruits
Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 03:46 PM (slNe

But really... women in the military won't lead to lowering standards!!!

Really!!!! I'm Serial!....

Posted by: Don Quixote.. at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

242 235. They're chaos neutral, at best. They trolled Shia for the keks, tho' /pol picked TGE early on as 'our guy.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (fA1SL)

243 After I 1st solve America's problems, I will be taking a 2nd year off to solve time travel and then open a restaurant, or possibly a food truck.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (4e+hS)

244 LILO pre cocaine usage.


https://m.___ur.com/gallery/ldhn19P/comment/417405222

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (g4lFK)

245 Have I mentioned that my son had surgery?

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (SkuXa)

246 What if an A-list actress walked around naked on the
set and nobody was comfortable seeing her snapper?
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2018 03:43 PM

Well, that never seemed to be a problem on Girls.

Posted by: Lena at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (ctuyM)

247 "Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES."

He might have issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)

248 She should do exercise videos, a la Jane Fonda. I'm sure her kegels are robust.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (hqZPQ)

249 OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a pistol at school. Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (jsWA

I always liked the scene in Billy Madison where Sandler calls Buscemi and tells him he is sorry for picking on him and Buscemi crosses him off his list.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (5IbVn)

250
In the meantime, denizens of the Macedonian Troll Farm are plowing their fields and planting their next round of American voter scams. They smile quietly and nod to one another as they do so. Life is good.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

251 OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a pistol at school. Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES.

I will wager a large amount of cash that the FBI was not involved.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (gCJeK)

252 228 I'd like to think that it's the fame that goes to their heads that makes them go political. "I have so much influence, I should use it to direct my fans to make a better world".

But lots of actors and screenwriters used to be secret members of CPUSA. So it seems the leftist impulse is joined to the desire to be in the entertainment industry. It's not so much a case of hubris caused by fame. I keep hoping some day they find the gene responsible for leftardism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (/qEW2)

==========

One of Dolley's ex's was, at the time of them dating, was apparently super conservative in an Alabama sort of way conservative. He moved to LA and developed into crazy progressive in months, and he was the guy holding the microphone on the stick.

I have a feeling that for new stars now, the culture of LA is so thoroughly progressive that you don't get anywhere without at least passionate lip service to the progressive cause du jour. If you don't do that, you don't get work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (mC1ZI)

253 Behold the Power of These Fully Operational TITS!

Posted by: Darth Jennifer at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (djCea)

254 How would this delay an X-Men movie?
She's easily replaceable.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (NmR1a)

255 I didn't read the novels and never watched any of the movies except the first one all the way through, but they're on TNT every freakin' weekend, but wasn't her character basically just a figurehead in that series?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

Yes, she was really a symbol being used by the lead character of the resistance to install her own dictatorship. She did stop that though.

The movies actually improve the books.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (J70i0)

256 She doesn't understand leverage and The Art of the Deal.
She could have kept Trump from becoming President and elected Hillary, just by announcing that if Hillary wins she will do nude scenes in her movies.

Posted by: MikeN at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (o/eHL)

257 Yeah, she's kinda dumb, but I'd definitely hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

258 @235

The 4chan guys ARE on our side.

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (slNe8)

259 I am guessing you are never going to work in Hollywood again...."

Nah. There's enough bad movie making out there.

Sharknado 7...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (7LY+6)

260 250. It is a simple way of life, passed down for generations.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (fA1SL)

261 Lindsay Lohan as Hermione on SNL.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (hqZPQ)

262 247 "Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES."

He might have issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)

========

Close the grenade loophole?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (mC1ZI)

263 How would this delay an X-Men movie?
She's easily replaceable.

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Didn't she replace someone else already?

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

264 Grenades?

Are we sure? remember LEOs have called an empty AT-4 a bazooka before.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (YaNEL)

265 Shut up and dribble, Jennifer.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (398bZ)

266 They were inert grenades. Like paperweights. They were not M67's, etc.

But yeah, he had "grenades".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

267 Didn't she replace someone else already?
Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

In regards to the X-Men movies, just about everyone has replaced someone else at this point, including the original actors.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (72PAC)

268 /pol is project mayhem from fight club except with computers and angry alienated weaponized male brain power instead of physical strength and bombs.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (g4lFK)

269 Was it a Holy Hand Grenade?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (+1EJs)

270 He might have issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)



How did he even get grenades?

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

271 Grenades are illegal.

-
Well, there goes my promotional idea, buy a machine gun, get a free grenade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

272 It's inevitable,they always start with "we won't lower our standards" and once the desired group continues to fail they lower the standards.Happened in police,fire departments etc etc

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)

273 255
Yes, she was really a symbol being used by the lead character of the resistance to install her own dictatorship. She did stop that though.

The movies actually improve the books.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (J70i0)

==========

3rd one is a bit of a waste of space excuse to make 4 movies instead of 3, but overall the series is actually fairly good.

Generic enough dystopia so that anyone and everyone can attach their own reading of who it's really about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (mC1ZI)

274 >>I always liked the scene in Billy Madison where Sandler calls Buscemi and tells him he is sorry for picking on him and Buscemi crosses him off his list.

I was just thinking of that. Buscemi was a perfect choice, he looks crazy when he isn't acting.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (/tuJf)

275 She doesn't understand leverage and The Art of the Deal.
She could have kept Trump from becoming President and elected Hillary, just by announcing that if Hillary wins she will do nude scenes in her movies.
Posted by: MikeN



Nude scenes, pffffft.

*opens pornhub on browser.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (Vgz5H)

276 How did he even get grenades?

I don't know.

Posted by: Brick Tamland at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (hqZPQ)

277 How did he even get grenades?

----------

They are easier to get than books ... and sudafed.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:55 PM (sX1BW)

278 Leftists take care of eachother, she's dropping out for a Leftist group saying their for the common person.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (aC6Sd)

279 Inert renades are legal...for now.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

280
But lots of actors and screenwriters used to be secret members of CPUSA. So it seems the leftist impulse is joined to the desire to be in the entertainment industry.
-----------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Pete Seeger , CPUSA, Icon of the Left at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (ZpfqO)

281 266 They were inert grenades. Like paperweights. They were not M67's, etc.

But yeah, he had "grenades".
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (VpIIl)



Throw some through a window and get people in a panic and running out of the building. Doesn't matter how inert they are then.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v)

282 264 Grenades?

Are we sure? remember LEOs have called an empty AT-4 a bazooka before.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (YaNEL)

You can get de-milled grenades as paperweights, so who knows what he actually had.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)

283 Rebecca Romjin used to play Mystique in the X-Men movies.

And BTW, isn't having "Men" in the title a bit sexist?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (YaNEL)

284 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

285 3rd one is a bit of a waste of space excuse to make 4 movies instead of 3, but overall the series is actually fairly good.

Generic enough dystopia so that anyone and everyone can attach their own reading of who it's really about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



District 1 = Washington DC.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (Vgz5H)

286 Current temp in Boston on Feb. 20, 71 degrees.
Windows are open.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (O5Q3r)

287 In a year you'll see her in a bank robbery security cam going by the name of Tonya.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (hqZPQ)

288 Give-A-Fuck Meter is registering -273.16 C. What does it mean?

Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (rv0Fo)

289 263
How would this delay an X-Men movie?

She's easily replaceable.



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Didn't she replace someone else already?

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:54 PM (sX1BW)


EXACTLY my point.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

290 I really hope 4chan's on our side if the cold civil war starts heating up.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:51 PM (72PAC)


I think they can be bought for the cost of a really boss video card.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (Z5y53)

291 Grenades?

----------

From the story Insty posted the other day, since millenials play soccer and not baseball, they don't know how to use a grenade.

So I think we are safe.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (sX1BW)

292 283 Rebecca Romjin used to play Mystique in the X-Men movies.

And BTW, isn't having "Men" in the title a bit sexist?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:56 PM (YaNEL)

===========

Then they went young and cast J-Law right before she got really famous for Hunger Games.

I remember revisiting First Class after I bought it and did a double take. "That's Hunger Games girl!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (mC1ZI)

293 Rebecca Romjin used to play Mystique"

*el sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (7LY+6)

294 OT, a kid was arrested in Maryland today with a
pistol at school. Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids
who pissed him off, and GRENADES.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM


Remain calm. Given the Army's recent announcement, it's highly likely he wouldn't be able to throw them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM)

295 When she gets done, will Hillary be president? No? Then who gives a shit.

Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:58 PM (rv0Fo)

296 Grenades are easier to get than pics of JLaw's tits.

Posted by: Barry Obammy at February 20, 2018 03:58 PM (djCea)

297 I think they can be bought for the cost of a really boss video card.
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (Z5y53)



Thanks to crypto currency those prices are through the roof. A card that should only cost around 300-400 dollars is now 800-900

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:58 PM (lKs2v)

298 Also she's not playing a Russian spy. She is playing a woman who is forced by Russian

If it's close to the book then she is a spy but gets used as a sparrow and a double and who knows WTF by the end of the 1st book.

Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (FhXTo)

299 "254 How would this delay an X-Men movie?
She's easily replaceable.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended"


I believe they are done filming the next movie. Also, Jennifer is now getting boned by director Darren Aronofsky so she probably figures she has a job whenever he accepts his next project. He directed the putrid Mother (also directed The Wrestler so he does have some talent)

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (OD2ni)

300 I have a feeling that for new stars now, the culture of LA is so thoroughly progressive that you don't get anywhere without at least passionate lip service...


Don't we know it!


Posted by: Starlets with chapped lips- totally not friction burns at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (z79tQ)

301 OMG

You can buy an AR-15 for less than a GTX-1080!

Someone get CNN on this.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (lKs2v)

302 Disney may be getting rights to x men

Posted by: Max Power at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (Hucnr)

303 Missed a couple of good threads. Damned chores.

So, I guess the 'rons won't be seeing Jen's vajayjay now, either.

Since she's Super Serious now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

304 290 & 297. Tendys are a stable currency.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)

305
Have I mentioned that my son had surgery?
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel


Is he gay?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (IqV8l)

306 I have a feeling that for new stars now, the culture of LA is so thoroughly progressive that you don't get anywhere without at least passionate lip service...


Don't we know it!


Posted by: Starlets with chapped lips- totally not friction burns at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM (z79tQ)

------------

I know nothing.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

307 Give-A-Fuck Meter is registering -273.16 C. What does it mean?
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (rv0Fo)

Absolute zero,

Posted by: Kelvin at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (suO/a)

308 Maybe all the actors will quit for a year? Win.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (OZmbA)

309 257
Yeah, she's kinda dumb, but I'd definitely hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

But would you sit through dinner with her to get to the dessert.
Not me. She seems insufferably stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

310 The last HG book was unnecessarily cruel. Killing off the little sister served no narrative purpose at all.The author was just torturing the audience. Plus, of course, Katniss should have ended up with Gale and not Peeta.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (juCZM)

311 Have her start with the Cleveland Browns. If she can fix them, I'll follow her.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (I6Vm1)

312 What did they do in the 60s and 70s when radicals were robbing and blowing people up? The Left embraced them and are some of the Lefts spokespeople today.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (5IbVn)

313 Y'all are making a solid argument that JLaw's best days are behind her. Guess I need to wake up and smell the 2018 roses.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (g4lFK)

314 142 Hollywood and Jenifer in particular (today) can EAT a BAG of DICKS.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!


Gladly.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (+lVUW)

315 She has a stupid surplus. Looking to spread it around to some who might have some self awareness.

Posted by: Maddogg at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (439Zu)

316
From the story Insty posted the other day, since millenials play soccer and not baseball, they don't know how to use a grenade.

It bootcamp they told us not to throw grenades like a baseball.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (lKyWE)

317 Disney exec "Hey lets make a cross over of Star Wars, and Guardians of the Galaxy But with lots of strong grrls."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (YaNEL)

318 Give-A-Fuck Meter is registering -273.16 C. What does it mean?
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM


Either your GAFM is miscalibrated, or it's broken.

Posted by: Lord Kelvin at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)

319 309 But would you sit through dinner with her to get to the dessert.
Not me. She seems insufferably stupid.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

==========

Before she became best friends with Lena Dunham, she seemed goofy, fun, and down to earth.

After that friendship struck up, she's seemed shrill and nasty and full of anger.

I'm so happy that feminism is helping to make her happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (mC1ZI)

320
Sometimes, at the Dollar Store, they drop an extra grenade or two into the bag if I've purchased a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (2FqvZ)

321 " Cary Grant was like by nearly everyone, and virtually no one knew his politics. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But since the left/commies took over Hollywood, they blackball conservatives and hire the most liberal, most having to go through some sort of Weinstein submission.

Hollywood is a frontline of activism for the overthrow of the west. They make a few Die Hard movies to keep the masses happy, but the BigMoney or BigCommie has an anti-America agenda, it would seem.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (bT8Z4)

322 ">I always liked the scene in Billy Madison where Sandler calls Buscemi and tells him he is sorry for picking on him and Buscemi crosses him off his list.

I was just thinking of that. Buscemi was a perfect choice, he looks crazy when he isn't acting.
Posted by: George Orwell"


Buscemi was so good in that short stint on The Sopranos as Tony's cousin. He would act normal and then snap at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (OD2ni)

323 "How did he even get grenades?

----------

They are easier to get than books ... and sudafed."

Dozen free with every AR-15.


At Rite-Aid and CVS.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (EyPfd)

324 309 257
Yeah, she's kinda dumb, but I'd definitely hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

But would you sit through dinner with her to get to the dessert.
Not me. She seems insufferably stupid.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

Dissociative Disorder has its perks in these situations.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (g4lFK)

325 "I'm going to take the next year off,' Lawrence outlined. "I'm going to be working with this organization as a part of (anti-corruption organization) Represent.US [a website]... trying to get young people engaged politically on a local level."

But first, you will BLOW ME!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (9HAZl)

326 5-million children are killed each day in the United States from grenade attacks. It's a fact. A DemFact.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (ewxPW)

327 310 The last HG book was unnecessarily cruel. Killing off the little sister served no narrative purpose at all.The author was just torturing the audience. Plus, of course, Katniss should have ended up with Gale and not Peeta.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (juCZM)

============

Wasn't it because Gale had had something to do with the bomb that killed Prim that Katniss reached full circle and realized how deeply the rot of power ran? I thought that was the point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (mC1ZI)

328 Have also been following gpu prices with hopes of replacing mine eventually. Fucking crypto farmers and secondary markets have quadrupled prices even if you could get to one before they snatched it up. Nvidia's new cards will be announced in April but it will be near impossible to get one.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (cGlgB)

329 Alternate Headline: Trained Seal to Stop Barking For a Year

Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (rv0Fo)

330 From the story Insty posted the other day, since millenials play soccer and not baseball, they don't know how to use a grenade.



They throw like Obama? Imagine the JEF trying to throw an actual grenade.

Pulls the pin, and starts blathering about how the military doesn't use them anymore. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

331 -273.16 C. What does it mean? "

Solid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (7LY+6)

332 310 The last HG book was unnecessarily cruel. Killing off the little sister served no narrative purpose at all.The author was just torturing the audience. Plus, of course, Katniss should have ended up with Gale and not Peeta.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (juCZM)

============

Wasn't it because Gale had had something to do with the bomb that killed Prim that Katniss reached full circle and realized how deeply the rot of power ran? I thought that was the point.

-----------

Where am I? I feel like I have wondered into the wrong thread.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (sX1BW)

333 330. 'Spoon? You mean like for soup?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (fA1SL)

334 From the story Insty posted the other day, since millenials play soccer and not baseball, they don't know how to use a grenade.

It bootcamp they told us not to throw grenades like a baseball.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



How else do you throw it down a street and hook it thru a window?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (Vgz5H)

335 I think they can be bought for the cost of a really boss video card.
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (Z5y53)


Thanks to crypto currency those prices are through the roof. A card that should only cost around 300-400 dollars is now 800-900
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:58 PM (lKs2v)



Interesting article on the cryptocurrency farms in Iceland:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/iceland-lawmaker-suggests-tax-domestic-001557325.html


Also, also, also, Iceland has a Pirate Party.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

336 Katniss shared her bread with Gale and stuffed her mouth with Peeta

(Line from Princess Rap Battles)

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (9HAZl)

337 332 I know right?Where is AtC when all this YA fiction is beingdiscussed?

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (LiyEm)

338 ozen free with every AR-15.


At Rite-Aid and CVS.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM

So the other day I was at Grenade Mart perusing the shelves...

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (+1EJs)

339 332 Where am I? I feel like I have wondered into the wrong thread.
Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (sX1BW)

============

Every thread I walk into becomes a movie thread, especially the ones that start with talk about movie stars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (mC1ZI)

340 But first, you will BLOW ME!
Posted by: Mel Gibson"

Y'all are slipping. Only 2 of these so far?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (7LY+6)

341 That autistic fetal alcohol syndrome kid had grenades? Seriously, the FBI needs to look into a contact from his IG account called Syed Ali. They were communicating at least on January 18th or around that time?

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (g4lFK)

342 Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2018 04:02 PM (ewxPW)

Russian Spying: Not a problem during the Cold War, biggest one now.

#DemFacts

Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (rv0Fo)

343 Crappity, wrong link, I wanted the pass through link to ABC - https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/gold-rush-energy-demands-soar-iceland-bitcoins-52997828

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (mf5HN)

344 Anqueefa!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (+1EJs)

345 You can buy an AR-15 for less than a GTX-1080!

Because of cryptocurrency miners, you can't buy a GTX 1080. I'm very, very lucky to have one and to only have paid MSRP.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (3J/LN)

346 Where am I? I feel like I have wondered into the wrong thread.

Posted by: SH at February 20, 2018 04:03 PM (sX1BW)


Same here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

347 He
directed the putrid Mother (also directed The Wrestler so he does have
some talent)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM


Got a great concept here -- "My Mother the Wrestler". You're gonna love it.

Have your people call my people.

Posted by: Chili Palmer at February 20, 2018 04:05 PM (ctuyM)

348 He
directed the putrid Mother (also directed The Wrestler so he does have
some talent)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:59 PM

==========

Noah's interesting if not really successful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (mC1ZI)

349

I'd hit it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (mPeei)

350 From what I've seen 4chan has members all across the political spectrum.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (5gaNQ)

351 I bet if you gave her a year, she couldn't fix her toaster.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (LWu6U)

352 Grenades

http://tinyurl.com/yck4rh25

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (EyPfd)

353 Close the grenade loophole?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
------
Common sense grenade control.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (QxXRY)

354 Don't worry, J-Law. Gal Gadot can cover.

Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (ATVNj)

355 288 Give-A-Fuck Meter is registering -273.16 C. What does it mean?
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:57 PM (rv0Fo)

You got one of those cheap Chinese knockoffs. Buy American!

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (7n4KQ)

356 ok, how do people "mine" for cryptocurrency? Is this like those guys who used to spend all their time on World of Warcraft trying to harvest weird gems?

It seems to be like it would be about as good a use of time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (k1TUh)

357 I bet if you gave her a year, she couldn't fix her toaster.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM

There's a joke there somewhere....

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (+1EJs)

358 J-law has exactly one look.

Blank dumbness.

Sad - Blank dumbness
Happy - Blank dumbness
Angry -Blank dumbness
Shooting arrows at the dude that killed her sister -Blank dumbness
Blue Mutant , mutating -Blank dumbness
Lustful Russian prostitute seducing dudes-Blank dumbness

If she and Hayden Christiansen had babies they would be blocks of wood.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:07 PM (x25VP)

359 350. Yep
Its just a bbs, to go old-school. All kindsa folks there. Even * shudders * furries and weebs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:07 PM (fA1SL)

360 They should make her "fixing the world" contingent on passing a basic math test. Maybe even shoe-tying.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

361 Before she became best friends with Lena Dunham, she seemed goofy, fun, and down to earth.

After that friendship struck up, she's seemed shrill and nasty and full of anger.

I'm so happy that feminism is helping to make her happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (mC1ZI)

After Winter's Bone and after filming The Hunger Games she wanted to hunt and live out in the country and have a family.

Lena Dunham is AIDS.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:07 PM (g4lFK)

362 I really, really hate I missed the Katpiss thread. What an utter douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

363 356 ok, how do people "mine" for cryptocurrency? Is this like those guys who used to spend all their time on World of Warcraft trying to harvest weird gems.

Pretty much exactly that.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (7n4KQ)

364 Gal Gadot can cover. "

GG as Mystique? Yes please...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (7LY+6)

365 600+ murders per year in black, Dem-run Chicago = who cares?
17 schoolchildren = ban rural firearms!
#DemFacts

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (ewxPW)

366 340
But first, you will BLOW ME!

Posted by: Mel Gibson"



Y'all are slipping. Only 2 of these so far?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (7LY+6)

But first I will blow you.

Posted by: J Lawrence at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (djCea)

367
Noah's interesting if not really successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (mC1ZI)

True and has audiences that is into happy ending movies.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (suO/a)

368 O/T: Is the damn beginning to break between hysteria and common sense measures. I think so.

NJ school district votes to add armed officers to 11 schools

A New Jersey school board has voted to put armed police officers in all 11 of its public schools following the Florida school shooting.

The East Brunswick Board of Education voted unanimously last Thursday to put armed police officers in the schools, the day after a gunman killed 17 people and injured 14 others at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

369 ok, how do people "mine" for cryptocurrency? Is this like those guys who used to spend all their time on World of Warcraft trying to harvest weird gems?

You plug a lot of high-power video cards into a PC with an oversized power supply and run the miner program. No interaction is required.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (3J/LN)

370 Did you know that the "AR" in AR-15 means "Attack Republicans" and the 15 is both my IQ and my sperm count?

Have an Ohio day, America.

Posted by: John Kasich at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (ATVNj)

371 Don't hate on me because I'm pretty.

Posted by: Lena at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (ctuyM)

372 From what I've seen 4chan has members all across the political and autistic spectrum.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM

FTFY

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (2FqvZ)

373 But first I will blow you.
Posted by: J Lawrence "

I'm not Harvey....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (7LY+6)

374 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Kamala Harris Makes Brief Appearance At Gun Violence Protest On Way To Pro-Abortion Rally

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

375 I'm in favor of common sense actor-control.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (x25VP)

376 372. Ha!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (fA1SL)

377 The most attractive thing about the quasi-religion the Left follows is that it requires nothing of its followers except they believe. And generously donate to select super PACs.

Mainly that they donate to select Super PACs.
Posted by: troyriser


Harvey Weinstein needs to fix his reputation in time to help with fundraising for Hillary's run in '20

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (+lVUW)

378 Where is AtC when all this YA fiction is beingdiscussed?
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 04:04 PM (LiyEm)



Fiiiiine my thoughts on the Hunger Games.

I appreciated that in the third book Katniss was more or less a completely broken shell of a person because that is a realistic response to what she had done and what had been done to her.

The death of her sister does make narrative sense. The point of the end of the book is that the noble rebellion wasn't noble in the slightest and would act just as horrifically towards the Capitol as the Capitol had acted towards the Districts. After all, her sister's death was an actual false flag operation.

Which is why she ends up with Peeta and not Gale. Gale was directly responsible for the death of her sister and showed little, if any, remorse for it.

When you drill down, the Hungers Games are pretty much a book about the good guy moving out of the friend zone and getting the girl for once.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

379 So I guess we didn't have a gun thread this weekend, well because, bad timing?

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (slNe8)

380 The funny part with these Hollywood douchenozzles is because all the lapdogs that tell them how great they are all the time. They assume everyone loves them and they are superior to everyone else. They live in make believe. So they think their opinions matter more and that we give a flying fuck. We don't.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (+1EJs)

381 358 J-law has exactly one look.

Blank dumbness.

Sad - Blank dumbness
Happy - Blank dumbness
Angry -Blank dumbness
Shooting arrows at the dude that killed her sister -Blank dumbness
Blue Mutant , mutating -Blank dumbness
Lustful Russian prostitute seducing dudes-Blank dumbness

If she and Hayden Christiansen had babies they would be blocks of wood.
Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:07 PM (x25VP)



You sure you aren't confusing her with Kristen Stewart?

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (lKs2v)

382 I guess Lawrence never heard the saying :

Everybody is replaceable.


I do not think moviegoers would miss her one bit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (5IbVn)

383 In other news, Joe Scarborough sez Mitt Romney is the kind of conservative he was. A really stand-up, old school, great Republican.

So Mitt has that going for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

384 You plug a lot of high-power video cards into a PC with an oversized power supply and run the miner program. No interaction is required.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (3J/LN)

What does the miner program do? Is it anything like that SETI program from almost 20 years ago?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (suO/a)

385 364 Gal Gadot can cover. "

GG as Mystique? Yes please...
____________________________________

Before, you had my interest.

Now, you have my attention.

Posted by: John Kasich at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (ATVNj)

386 True and has audiences that is into happy ending movies.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM


* types *

*deletes *

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (ctuyM)

387 Are we sure the kid in Maryland didn't just have a crappy Ford midsize car at his house?

Speaking of that, if young men spent more time with jobs, fixing cars, hiking with their dogs, hiding their beer stash, chasing ass, and wearing an onion on their belt as we did back in the 80s, there's be a lot less teen angst manifesting itself as outward violence as well as inward violence (gender dystopia).

There's actually a nugget of truth in the last paragraph.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (hqZPQ)

388 371
Don't hate on me because I'm pretty.


Posted by: Lena at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (ctuyM)

THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (slNe8)

389 356

So essentially gpus are awesome at crunching numbers, they are used in physics and all sorts of research along the same lines as crypto farming. Crypto currency is based on solving chains of complicated math equations that require the power of thousands of gpu to solve. Every gpu solves are a particular rate and you get credit towards crypto currency for every chain you help solve. Over time the chains get harder and more valuable, they also occasionally reset. More or less the name of the game is pretending this currency somehow has value since it has no real backing to it.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (cGlgB)

390 I really, really hate I missed the Katpiss thread. What an utter douche.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

We had a Katpiss thread?

Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 04:11 PM (rv0Fo)

391 Is she working for the Russians? Maybe she's a Russian sex bot...

Posted by: jim at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (gjGvH)

392 When you drill down, the Hungers Games are pretty much a book about the good guy moving out of the friend zone and getting the girl for once.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (mf5HN)



So its Sixteen Candles?

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (lKs2v)

393 My great great great grandfather invested the family fortune in very rare tulip bulbs.
We lost everything, but we have a very border along the walkway.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (LWu6U)

394 This chick is the most absolute empty headed bitch around - but she can give a mean blow job.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (mbYl0)

395 What does the miner program do?"

Working in a coal mine...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (7LY+6)

396 Nyah?? Furries? Even Bronies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (YaNEL)

397 The other J-Law replacement?

Olivia Thirlby.

As either a blond or brunette.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ATVNj)

398 So I guess we didn't have a gun thread this weekend, well because, bad timing?

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (slNe



http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=373881

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (QQ+il)

399 383 Mitt have any interns die in his office?

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm)

400 In other news, Joe Scarborough sez Mitt Romney is the kind of
conservative he was. A really stand-up, old school, great Republican.

So Mitt has that going for him

But I don't think Mitt was ever suspected of killing any of his interns. So...point: Mitt.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (O5Q3r)

401 Sorry, it was more of a run-on sentence then a paragraph.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (hqZPQ)

402 Well, I guess we can expect Mitt to kill an intern any day now.

Posted by: Joe Scabbro at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (lrKc+)

403 So I guess we didn't have a gun thread this weekend, well because, bad timing?
Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (slNe

Are you trying to be a one name troll or just unaware?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5IbVn)

404 Heh. Really? Wow. Next thing you'll tell me is that John Kasich's father was a mailman.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

Been lots of things but never been a mailman. I worked night shift at the plant back then. Lots of lonely housewives and daytime opportunities, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: 'Suave' Bob McGee, Super Friendly Neighbor to the Kasich's Back in the Day at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (K8f5g)

405 Rush was talking about this, she is going to save our broken democracy by getting people not to vote for Trump again

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (aC6Sd)

406 From WZ:

Florida Shooter 'Sympathized With Syrian Terrorists,' Sold Knives From Lunchbox

“He talked about killing our parents, our friends, boyfriends and girlfriends,” Lopez said. “He would talk about how he sympathized with Syrian terrorists and that people who opposed them should be killed. He posted pictures of like 15 or more firearms just on his bed. Like this was normal. Like you could even see a hamper in the background. That’s how ordinary this was to him.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (+y/Ru)

407 You plug a lot of high-power video cards into a PC with an oversized power supply and run the miner program. No interaction is required.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM (3J/LN)


Salon is installing cryptomining programs on the PC's of people who visit.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/02/13/salon-readers-choose-ads-or-crypto-mining/

Yeah, there's nothing at all wrong with doing that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (mf5HN)

408 396. Yes. They're kept in their own areas online, in anticipation of the day they're kept in their own areas IRL, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:14 PM (fA1SL)

409 "Noah's interesting if not really successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 20, 2018 04:06 PM (mC1ZI)

True and has audiences that is into happy ending movies.
Posted by: auscolpyr"


Aronofsky also directed Requiem for a Dream for audiences that are into killing themselves after leaving the movie. "Ass to ass"

I thought it was the most depressing movie I ever saw before seeing Manchester By The Sea.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 04:14 PM (OD2ni)

410 399 383 Mitt have any interns die in his office?

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm)
________________________________________

Not as long as they are wearing their protective longjohns.

Posted by: Steve Young at February 20, 2018 04:14 PM (ATVNj)

411 I'm not Harvey....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:09 PM


That's not quite how the song starts ...

Posted by: Jessi Coulter at February 20, 2018 04:14 PM (ctuyM)

412 Salon is installing cryptomining programs on the PC's of people who visit.

Is it wrong that my first reaction was "Salon still exists?".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:14 PM (3J/LN)

413 Major plastic surgery scheduled? I guess she is too young for a lift.

Posted by: Lester at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (LfJIn)

414 I really, really hate I missed the Katpiss thread. What an utter douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2018 04:08 PM


Yeah, but she was wired, wired I tell you, into the Pope/barber network, and knew the last Pope was resigning.

I laughed my ass off after she got banned and it actually happened.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (2FqvZ)

415 Salon is installing cryptomining programs on the PC's of people who visit.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/02/13/salon-readers-choose-ads-or-crypto-mining/

Yeah, there's nothing at all wrong with doing that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose.


I'll take the third option and not go to their miserable excuse for an amateur webzine.

Y'know, like I was already doing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (AM1GF)

416 "Crypto currency is based on solving chains of complicated math equations that require the power of thousands of gpu to solve. Every gpu solves are a particular rate and you get credit towards crypto currency for every chain you help solve. Over time the chains get harder and more valuable, they also occasionally reset. More or less the name of the game is pretending this currency somehow has value since it has no real backing to it."

So basically people use computers to play fancy sodoku games and everyone convinces themselves that somehow somewhere someone is going to pay them to do this.

give me a P!
give me an O!
give me an N!
give me a Z!
give me an I!

what's that spell???? All together now.....

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

417 In other news, Joe Scarborough sez Mitt Romney is the kind of
conservative he was. A really stand-up, old school, great Republican.

-
Plus Mitt killed that chick with cancer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

418 When you drill down, the Hungers Games are pretty much a book about the good guy moving out of the friend zone and getting the girl for once.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

I think her dad helped her write it concerning the effects of warfare and the cycles of nations and what not. The author does not comment about the military and historical parts of the book IICR. The movies did not do the books justice, they are brutal. It's not like I read all 3 in a weekend or something.

*looks around*

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)

419 "When you drill down, the Hungers Games are pretty much a book about the good guy moving out of the friend zone and getting the girl for once.

Posted by: alexthechick -"


IOW, fiction.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 04:17 PM (OD2ni)

420 Why are so many guys looking at us?

Posted by: J-Law's Tits at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (djCea)

421 @398

Thanks Gramps, I guess I totally missed that while I was out protesting at my local gun store. Raising prices at a time like this should be a crime!

Posted by: George at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (slNe8)

422 Honestly, the egos of these people who, because they won the genetic lottery of sexual attractiveness and are able to memorize words written by other people, think that they can persuade the unwashed masses to accept the failed precepts of leftist totalitarianism by showing their pearly white teefies in all their vapid, rhetorical earnestness.

What a shock it will be when the very deplorable, stinking, closed-minded neanderthals these Hollywood mental midgets so readily disparage demonstrate their utter lack of interest in whatever filmed schlock these hypocritical idiots put out.

F!@@% Streep, De Niro, Carey, and every other POS leftist totalitarian nazi.

Posted by: Pete at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (fx8EZ)

423 what's that spell???? All together now....."

Bitcoin...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (7LY+6)

424 I'm kind of proud of the fact that I have no idea who Jennifer Lawrence is or what she looks like. Good indication of how much I care about this current wretched "culture", which I suppose is only a "culture" in the same way that what is in a petri dish is a culture.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (k1TUh)

425 "Crypto currency is based on solving chains of
complicated math equations that require the power of thousands of gpu to
solve. Every gpu solves are a particular rate and you get credit
towards crypto currency for every chain you help solve. Over time the
chains get harder and more valuable, they also occasionally reset. More
or less the name of the game is pretending this currency somehow has
value since it has no real backing to it."



So basically people use computers to play fancy sodoku games and
everyone convinces themselves that somehow somewhere someone is going to
pay them to do this.



give me a P!

give me an O!

give me an N!

give me a Z!

give me an I!



what's that spell???? All together now.....

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

HAH... Pikers!

Posted by: The US Treasury and the Federal Reserve at February 20, 2018 04:19 PM (qf8IB)

426 s pretending this currency somehow has value since it has no real backing to it.

Note: This is true of all currencies.

Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2018 04:19 PM (FhXTo)

427 What a shock it will be"

Nah. Plenty of sycophants to continue the sucking up to...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:19 PM (7LY+6)

428 Hey Ms Lawrence,
You want to fix America? Begin with a visit to the families of the three JROTC Cadets who were killed. Get an understanding of who they were. They were already doing their part to fix things...not America of course, but their own little piece of it, by learning about Citizenship, which is the core of a JROTC program.
Then go down to a recruiting station...not to join, (you're probably not qualified) but just talk to some of those who have enlisted. See if you can figure out what you, and the rest of the Hollywood ilk, have missed.
Then go do what ever the hell you want for the rest of your year. Nobody cares. But every few days, think back on those families and those enlistees be thankful that the real America, not the phony Hollywood bullshit America, still has such people willing to stand up and be counted.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 04:20 PM (0tfLf)

429 It's a currency, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at February 20, 2018 04:20 PM (djCea)

430 what's that spell???? All together now.....

They're pretty open about what it is - it's intrinsically just as (not) valuable as paper money, with the benefit that there are a fixed number of total coins per algorithm so Democrats can't print more.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2018 04:20 PM (3J/LN)

431 "But , Doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (x25VP)

432
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 04:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Syed Ali. I knew that screen grab from his IG account meant he had jihadi sympathies.

Huge news!!! This means that the MSM and the FBI are coordinating a fucking lie and propagamnda. They are busted red handed!

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (g4lFK)

433 Thanks Salon, we are approaching Stand Alone Complex. Basically everyone who can is reaching into our computers to /root-kit them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (YaNEL)

434 So basically people use computers to play fancy sodoku games and everyone convinces themselves that somehow somewhere someone is going to pay them to do this.

give me a P!
give me an O!
give me an N!
give me a Z!
give me an I!

what's that spell???? All together now.....
Posted by: Tom Servo


Tulip bulbs!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (Vgz5H)

435 430. And largely anonymous. That's a key attraction.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (fA1SL)

436 Oh good.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (Dp6qK)

437 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls.

That it's popularity extends beyond those teenage girls is an embarassment to western civilization.

Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (gDSJf)

438 FWIW, having some little problems with the chez mouse sprinkler system. Think she could stop over and fix this part of America?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:22 PM (7LY+6)

439 It's funny that actors eventually become unable to separate the heroic figures that they are fictionalize in movies with the pathetic, vacuous self-centered existence they have as a Hollywood prop.

Nobody cares what you have to say, dipshit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 04:22 PM (ATVNj)

440 I'm kind of proud of the fact that I have no idea who Jennifer Lawrence is or what she looks like. Good indication of how much I care about this current wretched "culture", which I suppose is only a "culture" in the same way that what is in a petri dish is a culture.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:18 PM (k1TUh)

She was good in 'Winter's Bone' and 'American Hustle'.

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (K8f5g)

441 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls.

That it's popularity extends beyond those teenage girls is an embarassment to western civilization.



Divergent > Hunger Games > Maze Runner

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

442 I think it would have made for a more true to life movie if Gale and Peeta had gotten together. But I felt the same way about Samwise and Frodo.

Posted by: Nicolas Sparks at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (lrKc+)

443 But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (YaNEL)

444 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls.

That it's popularity extends beyond those teenage girls is an embarassment to western civilization.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (gDSJf)

I liked all the killing and burning shit down tbh. Same reason I voted for Trump.

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (g4lFK)

445 Oh, yeah. She's going to fix politics -- and she means that in the veterinarian sense of "fix."

My Husky still hasn't forgiven me for getting him "fixed."

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (iIzG7)

446 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (YaNEL)

Scary and creepy but all voluntary,

https://goo.gl/ksRZ5y

SAC-Rise

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 04:24 PM (suO/a)

447 Battle Royale was book as well?!?!

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:24 PM (g4lFK)

448 But , Doctor, I am Pagliacci"

Smokey?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2018 04:24 PM (7LY+6)

449 Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (K8f5g)

She was good in Silver Linings Playbook too but I still say that there were probably a 100 actresses that could have played those parts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:24 PM (5IbVn)

450 Tulip bulbs!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (Vgz5H)

Also known as Colt Revolvers.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM (z79tQ)

451 437 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls.

____________________________________

I love when you use the words "Japanese", "girls" and "games" in the same sentence.

Posted by: The Vapors at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM (ATVNj)

452 PDT signs memo to ban bumpstocks.

Posted by: J. Sessions at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

453 Oh, yeah. She's going to fix politics

....


It's pretty easy , really.

Like you didn't do anything at all.

Posted by: 13 Russian Ham Sandwiched at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM (x25VP)

454 443 But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars.
_______________________________________

Meh.

Posted by: Jim West (Will Smith) in the Wild, Wild West at February 20, 2018 04:26 PM (ATVNj)

455 Does Battle Royale have pictures?

Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 04:26 PM (g4lFK)

456 Sadly Origa passed away a couple years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:26 PM (YaNEL)

457 Battle Royale was book as well?!?!

Ahem.

Posted by: Professional Wrestling at February 20, 2018 04:26 PM (ctuyM)

458
PDT signs memo to ban bumpstocks.



Posted by: J. Sessions at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
Stupid move IMO.

Posted by: The US Treasury and the Federal Reserve at February 20, 2018 04:27 PM (qf8IB)

459 "Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls."


Back when IMDB had message boards (killed off by Amazon* when it purchased IMDB), there was a very dedicated fan base for Battle Royale that would troll the Boards for HG and JL. It was actually pretty hilarious.


*Rumor is that Lena Dunham complained to get the Boards killed. Her board was hilariously brutal. Not one defender.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 04:27 PM (OD2ni)

460 But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 04:23 PM (YaNEL)

They had a movie about a prison with no walls and just a boundary line where the collar would explode if you went beyond it. Saw it when I was young and have not seen it since. Anyone know the name. It could have been a made for TV movie for all I know.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:27 PM (5IbVn)

461 452. To ask them to look into the matter. Not quite the same thing at all, is it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)

462 But in Battle Royale we had exploding collars.
_______________________________________

Meh.
Posted by: Jim West (Will Smith) in the Wild, Wild West


collars? buncha wimps

I had 'splody shit injected in my neck

Posted by: Snake Plissken at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ZQfW9)

463 304 290 & 297. Tendys are a stable currency.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)

Maybe, but there are only so many times you can shit in mom's bed before she stops giving them to you, I'd wager.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (CMbMd)

464 Also known as Colt Revolvers.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 04:25 PM


LGS has a Python in what appears to be good shape for $1500.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ctuyM)

465 Trump signs memo to propose a bump-stock ban.

...

a little different.

Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (x25VP)

466 382 I guess Lawrence never heard the saying :

Everybody is replaceable.

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

"The graveyards are full of men who thought they couldn't be replaced." - Roger Zelazny

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (NmR1a)

467 463. That's what makes their value inflation-resistant.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (fA1SL)

468 Trump signs memo to propose a bump-stock ban.

...

a little different.


Posted by: skip intro at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (x25VP)

Still a really stupid move.

Posted by: The US Treasury and the Federal Reserve at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (qf8IB)

469 "PDT signs memo to ban bumpstocks."

The gun-grabbing left's next goal is going to be a ban on Jerry Miculek, who is currently laughing at the bumpstock ban.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (iIzG7)

470 "Stupid is, as stupid does." -Forrest Gump

Posted by: Justasheep at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (zQP1P)

471 Days after Jennifer Lawrence announces she will take a year off from acting, the Dow Jones drops 254 points.

Damn you, Jennifer Lawrence!

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

472 >>They had a movie about a prison with no walls and just a boundary line where the collar would explode if you went beyond it. Saw it when I was young and have not seen it since. Anyone know the name. It could have been a made for TV movie for all I know.

Running Man.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

473 Off fed sock

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (qf8IB)

474 Sadly Origa passed away a couple years ago.

---

Did not know that.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (suO/a)

475 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2018 04:30 PM (ZQfW9)

476 Hunger Games was a blatant rip off of an already existing Japanese novel/movie (Battle Royale), rewritten to appeal to teenage girls.

That it's popularity extends beyond those teenage girls is an embarassment to western civilization.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 04:21 PM (gDSJf)

It wasn't a blatant rip-off. Actually it had more logic than Battle Royale which was the equivalent of the 50's education film. "We are showing you this violence you like to see to preach against violence."

Also, the fight scenes are more realistic than most of the crap you see today. Katnis never goes around beating up 200 pound guys.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 20, 2018 04:31 PM (J70i0)

477 "You are the monkeys dancing for change"

Au contraire- they are dancing for HOPE and change.

Posted by: TCDD, Pointin' and Laughin' at February 20, 2018 04:31 PM (aNQqH)

478 LGS has a Python in what appears to be good shape for $1500.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ctuyM)

That's only 2 and a half times what it is worth. Not interested, other than wondering what it is that makes a relatively plentiful and barely above average gun into a collectible.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 04:31 PM (z79tQ)

479 The MSM are Russian bots!

“This is pretty typical for them, to hop on breaking news like this,” said Jonathon Morgan, chief executive of New Knowledge, a company that tracks online disinformation campaigns. “The bots focus on anything that is divisive for Americans. Almost systematically.”

One of the most divisive issues in the nation is how to handle guns, pitting Second Amendment advocates against proponents of gun control. And the messages from these automated accounts, or bots, were designed to widen the divide and make compromise even more difficult. "

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

480 Found it. Wedlock with Rutger Hauer . 1991.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:33 PM (5IbVn)

481 Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 20, 2018 04:31 PM (J70i0)

The set up was not really important, that's just the excuse to have a bunch of teenagers fight to the death with an assortment of weapons.

Hunger Games just puts more emphasis on on a teenage girl rebeling against a father figure.

Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 04:35 PM (gDSJf)

482 >>> 310 The last HG book was unnecessarily cruel. Killing off the little sister served no narrative purpose at all.The author was just torturing the audience. Plus, of course, Katniss should have ended up with Gale and not Peeta.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM

Have to disagree. Katniss' whole motive the entire three books is to protect her sister. It propels her entire story and why she makes the choices she does. When she realizes the group supposedly on her side to help her sister was responsible for her death, it's huge. She realizes she is just swapping one cruel regime for another. Is one of the few things in the third book that makes sense.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2018 04:36 PM (wlPue)

483 Have you seen the video of millennials on the street who had no idea who won the Civil War? ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oHwaSs0HsE
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (+lVUW)


Wow, I'm really going to listen to those ignorant goofs lecture me on the "real meaning of the 2nd Amendment [to the U.S. Constitution]."

Of course, they're purposefully misinformed and indoctrinated by the their Leftist teachers. The one guy that knew that the Union won the American Civil War was surprised to learn the President Lincoln was a Republican!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 20, 2018 04:36 PM (5Yee7)

484 What people who were serious about economics used to teach, many many years ago, was first that it was not that difficult to understand where wealth comes from. Originally, for example when this country was founded, all wealth came from the land. Mineral wealth from beneath the land, agricultural wealth and animal husbandry, all those brought useful items into being that had not existed before, and thus created new wealth. Often those resources were not produced in the places that they could be put to the best use, to trade and transport became the next great way to create wealth, because it added value to the raw product. Next, it was also recognized that innovation, providing new ways to make use of these goods, was also a source of wealth, and services that made the entire system far more efficient and responsive became the greatest wealth creators of all. The entire communications revolution over the last half century, which includes the computer revolution, falls into that last category.

The point to all that is - if a system or a scheme isn't doing any of those things, then it's just pushing around the furniture and trying to impress the stupid people who always fall for a big show and and the claim that "all the smart people are doing it." The bigger it gets before it blows up, the bigger the eventual failure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2018 04:36 PM (k1TUh)

485 They had a movie about a prison with no walls and just a boundary line where the collar would explode if you went beyond it. Saw it when I was young and have not seen it since. Anyone know the name. It could have been a made for TV movie for all I know.

Running Man.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

Nope: Wedlock with Rutger Hauer (1991).

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2018 04:36 PM (K8f5g)

486 Yay the gay skiier that was twinsies with Adam Rippon in hating Pence failed to medal. And the ski half pipe chick that is a trump hater failed to have one clean run, also did not medal. Trump curse is real!

According to Yahoo news, my laughing at all this makes me evil and UnAmerican. Glad they could clear that up for me.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2018 04:41 PM (wlPue)

487 I kept having problems with seeing J-Law and not thinking of Jude Law taking splooge in the face.

Although that's pretty hot, too.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at February 20, 2018 04:45 PM (2wTGc)

488 449
She was good in Silver Linings Playbook too but I still say that there were probably a 100 actresses that could have played those parts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 04:24 PM (5IbVn)
-----------------------------
That's the thing.
I vehemently disagree with those who say she's a lousy actress. I think she's a damned good one --- Winter's Bone, SL Playbook, American Hustle, etc.

BUT, as you point out, top-notch actresses are not that exquisitely rare.
Oh, I'm not saying anyone can do it. I'm not saying it doesn't take talent and skill.
But it doesn't take the kind of extraordinary ability that, say, being a concert pianist or a MLB pitcher requires.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2018 04:50 PM (0jtPF)

489 Ew, ew, ew!!!

I just binged Lawrence and Aronofsky and Darren Aronofsky is Harvey Weinstein the Younger! Ewwwww!!

J-lo, you sick, girl.

Posted by: Gem at February 20, 2018 04:53 PM (XoAz8)

490 Whatever school she went to, she didn't learn a thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (d7uUV)

Oh, I don't know. I'd give her an 8 on the blowjob and hand job scale. She needs some more practice in the horizontal mambo, but she was coached by Harvey Weinstein so its understandable.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2018 05:05 PM (9BLnV)

491 There are millions of guys out there with old man balls brimming with corruption. J-Law can mitigate the corrupting influence one blowjob at a time.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2018 05:12 PM (bJ0w+)

492 You're too polite, Ace.

Posted by: BJ54 at February 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Bed/U)

493 "Searched his house and found an AR, a list of kids who pissed him off, and GRENADES."

That was a misprint they found "Gatorades."

Posted by: MaGoose at February 20, 2018 05:26 PM (0dmP2)

494 Before she "takes off a year from acting" maybe she'd better spend some time ACTING.

Posted by: True the Note at February 20, 2018 06:01 PM (HLTe8)

495 Shut up and morph.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2018 09:08 PM (Ndje9)

496 Lawrence by her own admittance had severe behavioral problems as a child. She was bounced from private elementary and middle schools, finally landing at a public middle school, Kammerer- with a medium to low academic reputation. She enrolled at Ballard, a decent high school, ( only if you are in their AP track) but at the age of 14 discontinued attending classes. Later, she took Ballard's online classes and homeschooled. Interviews cite her claim she graduated from high school in two years, insinuated the nonsense her intellect allowed her to skip two grades. She never attended college.

More to come about the rural farm girl hiding her very privileged background.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 20, 2018 11:54 PM (pN3as)

497 Lawrence's social background. Wikipedia only cites her parents first names, perhaps to hide her background. Interviews call her "down home" and "a farm girl from a humble background", "easy to relate to", "nonpretentious" and Cinderella story of a girl whose only acting experience was in school and church plays. Absolute baloney.

Lawrence grew up in Indian Hills, one of the most affluent neighborhoods in the nation. The average home appraises at a million, and her family owns a farm in some extremely expensive horse farm area. Her neighbor was a billionaire. Her father, who owns a building and development corporation was described by Wikipedia as a construction worker. Her mother née Koch owns another property and camp. Wikipedia describes her as managing a summer camp. Most of her neighbors belong to expensive country clubs, yacht clubs, have multiple homes, attend exclusive private schools and can afford private tutors - ( including drama coaches, but Lawrence claims she never had formal training)

State media described Lawrence acting in Louisville's theatres, yet, she claimed she only acted in school and church plays. She just happened to be approached on the street by a talent scout. This women sold a fairytale about herself. Even claiming she once had an Appalachian accent.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 21, 2018 12:12 AM (pN3as)

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