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You'll See Tonight's ONT In The Flesh
Greetings, and welcome to the Thursday Night ONT. Flu season is here, make sure you have plenty of cough syrup on hand.
So Ya Thought Ya Might Like to Go To The Show
Man surprises his girlfriend with a trip to Ireland and tickets to a live RHCP show! Trip of a lifetime, right? Except for one leeeeetle detail. The Red Hot Chili Peppers weren't playing, the Red Hot Chilli Pipers were. Ooops. Actually, I think I like the Pipers better. I mean, come on, what do you want to see? A guy with a sock on his winkie, or this:
Then again, what do I know? These are my ancestors:
To Feel the Warm Thrill of Confusion, That Space Cadet Glow
Couple sells everything for sailboat. It sinks on day 2 Millennials.
Sick of the “rat race” at 26, they decide to sell everything they own and sail around the world. Without, incidentally, learning how to sail first. I have a sailboat about that size. Someday, I think I would like to sail around the Caribbean. Some day years from now when I know what I'm doing and have a reasonable expectation of being safe doing it. There's a reason “lost at sea” is a phrase that everyone understands instinctively. Unfortunately, they've now raised more on a Go Fund Me than they spent in the first place. 
Tell Me Is Something Eluding You Sunshine? Chicago news station ‘mixes up’ Pyeongchang and P.F. Chang’s
Is This Not What You Expected to See?
Baffled Doctors Discover a Portuguese Woman Has 2 Anal Canals
If someone calls her an asshole, she can say “You don't know the half of it”.
If You Want to Find Out What's Behind These Cold Eyes
Kim Jong Un Impersonator Trolls The North Korean Cheerleaders, Gets Arrested, And Trolls The Police Who Can't Touch Him
At the united Korea vs Japan womens' hockey game, an apparent Kim Jong-un impersonator starts dancing in front of North Korean cheerleaders. Apparent employees of the DPRK push him aside. He's now sitting nearby giving interviews (in English) pic.twitter.com/PeVJYtri5Y
— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) February 14, 2018
You'll Just Have to Claw Your Way Through This Disguise The Single Men of Ashley Madison
Newsflash: People who frequent an infidelity website aren't always on the up and up. Newsflash part 2: People trolling for anonymous sex are frequently sad and pathetic. Still, it's an interesting article. The author is a Playboy editor who created her profile on Ashley Madison to see what she would find. Her conclusion:
When I first came to Ashley Madison, I admit I had an attitude of judgment and (hypocritical) moral superiority. Over time, as I’ve gotten to know the men behind the masks, I’ve come to a place of compassion. There are douchebags there for sure, but the majority of the men seem sad, desperate and lonely. On Ashley Madison what looks like the worst of humanity is really humanity at its most honest, vulnerable and primal.Tonight's ONT brought to you by Socially Liberal but Fiscally Conservative:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 09:53 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 09:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 09:54 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: fluffy at February 15, 2018 09:54 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 09:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: gNewt at February 15, 2018 09:55 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: tbodie at February 15, 2018 09:55 PM (WDy4l)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 15, 2018 09:55 PM (kufk0)
The bottle listed ingredients are fun, but I especially love: "Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 09:56 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2018 09:56 PM (tr2D7)
I saw her in a triple-penetration video.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 15, 2018 09:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: CN at February 15, 2018 09:57 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 09:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2018 09:57 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2018 09:57 PM (/qEW2)
I.e., human nature, at its core, really sucks.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: gNewt at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: huerfano at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (EtMVh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: jsg at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (igRvc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EK2tbnXIA8
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: gNewt at February 15, 2018 09:59 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: lurker at February 15, 2018 10:00 PM (UP/8p)
It looks like a good place and all, but the thing that really annoys me is that the actress in those commercials pronounces Tivoli as tuh-VOH-lee, when it's actually pronounced TIV-a-lee. How did nobody involved in the production of this commercial realize that?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:00 PM (wSC8T)
Jim Beam is weak, watery, and altogether unwholesome.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: jsg at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (igRvc)
I concluded with a phrase that I consider WardEsque ... in the best tradition of Leave It To Beaver and that Golden Era of Television ...
... "Do anything that stupid - I'll hang you myself".
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (fiGNd)
++++
Let Hillary try her hand at wiping that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 15, 2018 10:02 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: NCKate at February 15, 2018 10:02 PM (uU6ev)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (hyuyC)
It's a bit funny that we get odd sailing tales every few months...
People never learn
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:01 PM (fiGNd)
I dunno, may not be the flavor of the Walton's, but would probably fit in on Father Knows Best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: RI Redbot at February 15, 2018 10:04 PM (ywqmY)
Stunt L'il Kim: "Can't Touch This!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Love that video.
That couple with the boat. Maybe next time they'll sink well out at sea. The Coast Guard would rescue them but they'd have to find new donors.
Posted by: Winston at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: NCKate at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (uU6ev)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Blindman at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: ibguy at February 15, 2018 10:06 PM (vUcdz)
Jim Beam is weak, watery, and altogether unwholesome.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:00 PM (fA1SL)
Dad used to buy Georgia Moon. I suspect he liked buying likker in the same 750ml mason jar that pickled pigs feet came it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2018 10:06 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2018 10:06 PM (/qEW2)
The Single Bridge-Playing Men of Ashley Madison County
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (pNxlR)
The chance of actually meeting an actual woman looking for love on that site - well there IS no chance. It's all rigged, it's all an elaborate hoax. I mean, this has been documented in court.
and STILL they continue, and STILL people go to that site and tell themselves they're finding love and understanding. Maybe our society is to the point to where we really do want the lies more than we want the reality.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (V2Yro)
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I had a female boss who said of her boss, "He's so full of shit he needs two assholes."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2018 10:08 PM (rHGeg)
43 Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.
Posted by: Blindman at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (F6tBH)
Young Frankenstein FTW!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (hyuyC)
He didn't pass the drug screening?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (Dbv1R)
*******
Is cough syrup containing codeine still available over the counter in Canadia?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 15, 2018 10:09 PM (CL76w)
Baffled Doctors Discover a Portuguese Woman Has 2 Anal Canals
I got a mule and her name is Sal...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Took all my (then youthful) agility to avoid him braining me with the bottle of Old Grand Dad I bought him as a congratulatory present.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
I once read an interview, I can't remember with who, it might have been with author Clive Cussler, who told of his grandfather's experience as a German soldier on the western front in WWI. He said something along the lines of "Well, the French were mediocre, the British bulldog tough, the Americans crazy brave, but when we heard bagpipes playing across no-mans land....we knew most of us wouldn't be coming back from the next attack".
In a similar vein, I once read that the WWI Germans knew who was attacking them because the French would charge while screaming, the Limeys would charge while singing...... but the Americans scared the living shit out of them because when they attacked they were totally silent. Grim, deadly determination.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2018 10:10 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Herr Doktor Obamacare at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (jbcJ8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
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I had a female boss who said of her boss, "He's so full of shit he needs two assholes."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 15, 2018 10:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Her, if he overheard it would have responded
"We need to energistically optimize professional leadership by monotonectally generating enabled core competencies in order to progressively reintermediate and go forward on customer service. Our first priority must be to competently facilitate process-centric networks and competently facilitate process-centric networks. Once this is done we will have the ability to progressively leverage existing one-to-one action items using synergy."
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (vChNs)
Some are men, some are women, whoever has a knack for it and wants to
make easy money."
Well, to be totally fair... this is pretty much like any other dating site, as far as I can tell from my experiences with internet dating...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (ayUOl)
Couple sells everything for sailboat. It sinks on day 2
Pffft!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (JoN4q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
Yes, but you have to ask the pharmacist for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:12 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2018 10:12 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 15, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (hyuyC)
He didn't pass the drug screening?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February
nope clean as a whistle. not even second hand pot smoke. not one had ever even sneezed coke on him.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
39 See! In Commonwealth nations, it's "chilli", not "chili"! Notice how it's spelt in the vid...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Waiting, waiting, waiting ... for the inevitable carrot comnents
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2018 10:13 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Gilligan at February 15, 2018 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
Dual exhaust. Bet it's on the option list for the San Francisco Performance Pakage.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 10:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2018 10:13 PM (Nyyc4)
Interesting pics - can't really see that well, but the green marker seems to be well to the left on the outbound side, whilst the red is... whoops.
(Hint for the lubber folk: Red Right Returning)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 10:14 PM (7LY+6)
You're right, that's a close call. I lean towards Bach because I think he had a greater range; it's hard to even explain to someone the musical theology he interlaced into a piece such as his B-Minor Mass. He had more freedom than Handel, oddly enough because he was out in the country and not so well known during his life, which gave him the freedom to do whatever he wanted to do.
Handel, on the other hand, had one of the grandest musical positions in the world at the time to fill - he was House Composer for the English Monarchy, and everything he did had to literally be fit for a King. The amazing thing is that he lived up to that challenge, again and again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 10:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
I knew they made Beam in Clermont ... did not know they made Old Grand Dad there as well.
I'll be damned ... I've drove past that place several times. Mostly on the way to Kentucky Gun Co.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 10:14 PM (jbcJ8)
Baffled Doctors Discover a Portuguese Woman Has 2 Anal Canals"
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I suspect she's Gallifreyan
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Two farts not two hearts!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (MTjB1)
What kind of lazy ass couple retires at 26 to sail around the world? And how stupid do you have to be to give money to them on gofundme?
I've been on huge cruise ships during rough weather. They want to be on a private sailboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Don't they have parents who can hit 'em up one side the head?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:11 PM (JoN4q)
The Great Eastern sank, too, when first launched, IIRC.
I wonder if Colorado sailors even knew their little boat had a deep keel, extending far below the apparent water line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 10:14 PM (7LY+6)
...except where it isn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (N3Tzm)
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welcome to the shark race
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2018 10:13 PM (vChNs)
Whoever said slow and steady wins the race is a lying fucking piece of shit that needs an ass-Whoopin'.
Posted by: Robert, turtlekin at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: RI Redbot at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
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I learned something the other day. Handel is heavy on the trumpet music. The reason is the trumpet is associated with royalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 15, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
St Pete Fl, so Gulf. Probably thinking Caribbean...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 10:18 PM (7LY+6)
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I suspect she's Gallifreyan
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
Two farts not two hearts!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
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who ever heard of a sonic dildo?
Posted by: Daleks at February 15, 2018 10:18 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2018 10:18 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 10:19 PM (5tSKk)
Sounds about right. Frigidity and open contempt get old very quickly.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:19 PM (IYHxL)
Tomorrow is never given.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2018 10:19 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:17 PM (e9G8E)
And Scogg ... keep your chin up, ol' boy. You don't get NEARLY enough credit for what you do. It takes a strong dude, secure in his own skin, firm in his own commitments, to keep fighting the good fight.
Mad Props. As the kids would say - you got skillz.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:19 PM (fiGNd)
What kind of lazy ass couple retires at 26 to sail around the world? And how stupid do you have to be to give money to them on gofundme?
I've been on huge cruise ships during rough weather. They want to be on a private sailboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Don't they have parents who can hit 'em up one side the head?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
I watched some YouTube videos of people that do this and man the storm videos give me chills.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 15, 2018 10:20 PM (dKiJG)
No sex, no communication and no adoration? Bye bye happy marriage.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 10:20 PM (cfHE9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964242758675451905
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964242846780968960
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964242933011697664
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243024854372353
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243112318160901
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2018 10:21 PM (eh0Va)
I took karate and received a black belt. BLACK BELT
I have many friends who are liberals. Many friends. Legions of friends. Galaxies of friends.
They love me. They think that my interrupting is cute. CUTE!
I feel you Geraldo Bro! We shall overcome!
Evil! Good!
Make America Nu Yawk Again!
Urine Grayta Merkin!
*whistles a happy tune*
Posted by: Schlong Hannity at February 15, 2018 10:21 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: Iasonas at February 15, 2018 10:21 PM (wVMAv)
* digs in back of cabinet, retrieves OGD from its manly and commendable 86 proof days, amd pours self & Nespatnik each a healthy one *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)
Their combined net worth was $5 grand?
Posted by: skating on the thin ice of modern life at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (skHnK)
War cry of my ancestors who more than likely wore nothing into battle except a claymore. Small wonder the Jerries were scared of the pipes.
Posted by: Gmac- at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 15, 2018 10:20 PM (dKiJG)
There was a reason the Exploration age expeditions almost always included multiple ships as well as had a vast casualty rate- and it wasn't just hostile natives or disease.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (cfHE9)
It would probably go better for me now than it did several years ago when I tried several dating sites but really owned nothing of actual value, and almost never got any bites.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (wSC8T)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243197395423233
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243283328360448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243375196135424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243462689312768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964243557392449537
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)
I didn't realize that either! Makes sense. You'll rarely hear a Piccolo Trumpet outside of Handel's music, but he uses it superbly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 10:23 PM (V2Yro)
She was a fine ship. You went everywhere on the Brad.
And then.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2018 10:18 PM (0tfLf)
Bradley ... you're a fine ship. But your home's at the bottom of the sea ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)
Water heater started leaking on Monday.. had to shut it all down.. We've got one of those whole house warranties that is supposed to cover that stuff.. They did.. eventually.. but it took 4 days without hot water to finally get them to get a local contractor out to replace it..
I need a shower! All the towels and rugs we put down to soak up the leaking water are almost done going thru the washer/dryer process.. yeesh!
But at least we got our laundry room cleaned out! Silver linings, I guess.. ugh
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 10:23 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 10:22 PM (cfHE9)
Rectal bleeding and VD?
Posted by: Robert, turtlekin at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (ayUOl)
Hey I have already got the ad he has GOT to run!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3ygE6H7PU
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (V2Yro)
I.e., human nature, at its core, really sucks.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 15, 2018 09:58 PM (bZ7mE)
Of course it does. But when you're faced with no sex, no affection, no respect and you're being systematically emasculated every day, day in and day out, there's a strong temptation to seek respite from that. Like a total chump loser I kept my vows, thinking there was some virtue or value in that. I'd still like to think there was, but I'd be lying to myself.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
Sing Ye To The Lord from Handel's Israel in Egypt
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the Philadelphia Orchestra conducted by Eugene Ormandy.
https://youtu.be/BfTRTVDwbmQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (JoN4q)
Posted by: Robert, turtlekin at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (ayUOl)
That too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 10:23 PM (5tSKk)
You needed a Redneck. Granted - tough to find in Chicago.
Sure - you could've got one of those Illegal Rednecks imported through Gary ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (fiGNd)
From the last post--the launch of Falcon Heavy and subsequent landing of the boosters--make the hair stand up on your neck.
WE BUILT THAT.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 15, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)
It's like a cycle or something. Now give me that cough medicine because reasons.
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 10:27 PM (g4lFK)
(Similar tale by me, my Kekistani brother.)
* pours second round, gives manly nod *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:27 PM (fA1SL)
the mind does keep conjuring up images of food.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (vChNs)
Sorry to hear that man. That sucks, glad you got out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (IYHxL)
Is there a gofundme page where you can donate to sink their dreams?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: RI Redbot at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (ywqmY)
Sure - you could've got one of those Illegal Rednecks imported through Gary ...
Posted by: ScoggDog
........
I coulda had it done in a day if I was gonna pay for it myself.. but I'm paying these assholes insurance premiums every month and I'll be damned but they were gonna pay for it.
This one job paid for 2 years worth of premiums.. pain in the ass.. but worked out financially!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (FwcYV)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 15, 2018 10:29 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Robert, turtlekin at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (ayUOl)
Yep.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Apropos of Nothing at February 15, 2018 10:29 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 15, 2018 10:29 PM (+ldAm)
The Music for the Royal Fireworks
La Grand Ecurie et La Chambre du Roy conducted by Jean-Claude Malgoire
https://youtu.be/_KeLIVjtx0Y
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:30 PM (JoN4q)
Posted by: Blake at February 15, 2018 10:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:30 PM (fA1SL)
Got the bill today for my triple biopsy.......$14169
Thank goodness insurance covered all but $994.....spit!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (vChNs)
Usually, their "project boat" was, from the day the first mat of fiberglass met resin, an insufficiently designed and engineered hull for anything but lakes other than the Greats, and inshore bays and other protected waters.
Yes, Catalina 27s have done Trans Atlantic Crossings. Still doesn't make one a wise choice as a blue-water boat.
Conversely, a Pacific Seacraft Flicka 23, is about as salty a boat as they come, and a few have circumnavigated the globe.
My problem with small boats for blue water. Storage, tankage, spares, and the lack of space for all three.
That, and the shorter the waterline, the less speedy the hull. A good fifty footer will be about 2.5 times as fast as that Flicka 23. That's the difference between logging about 90 to 100 miles per day, and putting well over 200 miles under the keel in the same amount of time.
And funny enough, even the "cheaper" brand boats, have all made some pretty stout hulls once the production line hits that fifty-foot mark.
The Hunter 460 Center Cockpit can be up-fitted to be a true world-cruiser, whereas a Hunter 23 is just simply a bay boat, period.
I want the larger boat, 'cause I want to carry a lot of gear, a lot of fuel, a lot of food and a lot of tools and spare parts.
Not to mention the ballistic "ballast" carried low, low, low in the hull.
Maybe Nikki Haley can get the U.N. to finally reverse decades of idiocy, and get some International Accords as to Armed Merchantmen and Armed Yachtsman Conventions?
Doubtful, but one can hope.
If they pass those, piracy will vanish from all but the most nefarious shores, and even then, various Navies can then easily deal with what's left.
Anyway. Y'all been talkin' bout bourbon. Time for me to pour a splash, it is.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Portholedeuxgeez at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (qYCgM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2NSKgvBzmg
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
I knew a woman who met her future husband on one of the sites, I think eharmony. He lived about a half mile from her. They were both over thirty and ready to settle down. He was divorced and had a young daughter. He was a really nice guy and so was she.
There's hope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
This one job paid for 2 years worth of premiums.. pain in the ass.. but worked out financially!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 10:28 PM (5tSKk)
Curious ... really ? I've never bought one of those warranties because of the PITA factor. Did you have floor damage as well ? Or were the premiums really cheap ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)
I would have preferred it went the way it was supposed to. Now I'm broke, my career and finances have been set back 20 years, I'm completely undateable and I only get to see my kids on a half time basis. I was sold a huge bill of goods and I'm a little bit angry about it. Actually I'm a lot angry, but that's no secret.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
My response...
The government made a promise to the Citizens that people here illegally would be deported. With A Law.
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at February 15, 2018 10:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Blake
Don't really have to, and not interested in the slightest.
Careerist DC denizens tend to move in circles of influence not some birth accident.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2018 10:33 PM (KXVP7)
When we have your house party, I'm buying you some of Uncle Palp's Old Grump Dad.
Posted by: RI Redbot at February 15, 2018 10:34 PM (ywqmY)
(Similar tale by me, my Kekistani brother.)
* pours second round, gives manly nod *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:27 PM (fA1SL)
*drinks*
*sighs heavily*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blake at February 15, 2018 10:30 PM (WEBkv)
Is there a wall joke in here?
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 10:34 PM (g4lFK)
since he was wrapped in sheepskin.
pretty much going to be the fate of everyone commenting here.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sluts with Nuts at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (qYCgM)
I would have too for you. Your career got screwed too?! I....I didn't thank was possible, finances sure but career? I can't imagine you're completely undateable.
Damn bro that's rough all around.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (IYHxL)
If you are a person who values keeping vows and you live according to that value there is virtue in it for *you, the one who lives according to one's own values.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (eASYU)
---
think of how many more weapons you could tragically lose.
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:36 PM (wSC8T)
Careerist DC denizens tend to move in circles of influence not some birth accident.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2018 10:33 PM (KXVP7)
They don't have to be related, to be involved in an incestuous relationship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:36 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: sexbots at February 15, 2018 10:36 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 15, 2018 10:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 10:37 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Every man wants a woman who's a nice guy.
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (ayUOl)
If you are a person who values keeping vows and you live according to that value there is virtue in it for *you, the one who lives according to one's own values.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February
sure but if she is really, really hot and filthy naughty you get one pass every so often.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
Likewise Albergs and Folkboat types. Cramped, sturdy little things, built by men in cable-knit sweaters who smell like herring and pipe tobacco and get shitty on akvavit and throw rocks at seals.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (y87Qq)
The "m." unit on the cough syrup stands for "mite", which is one twentieth of a grain (gr.) in the Troy mass system.
A grain is 64.79891 milligrams, by definition.
And now you know ... the rest of the story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (pNxlR)
I would have too for you. Your career got screwed too?! I....I didn't thank was possible, finances sure but career? I can't imagine you're completely undateable.
Damn bro that's rough all around.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:35 PM (IYHxL)
It was a perfect storm of shit. I fell apart. I didn't have a total nervous breakdown or anything but I could barely function for a good while. Then when I was able to kind of pull myself together, continued economic contraction and some other things resulted in loss of client work, so I was boned.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
Every man wants a woman who's a nice guy.
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (ayUOl)
Yes, but what do they want them for?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (UvMuA)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (e9G8E)
And I thought I could put on happy spin on anything!
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2018 10:03 PM (hyuyC)
He didn't pass the drug screening?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:09
Hi Eris, good to see you.
I'm thinking if he failed he wouldn't be the first Moron to do so.
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (yJ1e6)
A grain is 64.79891 milligrams, by definition.
And now you know ... the rest of the story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (pNxlR)
So where does "minim" fit in?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:40 PM (Dbv1R)
A grain is 64.79891 milligrams, by definition.
And now you know ... the rest of the story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------------
I knew that.
Posted by: A Widow at February 15, 2018 10:40 PM (c/EDo)
Everything they owned was worth $5000?!
And it took a year to save $5000 more!
If both of them worked 8 hours a day at Colorado's minimum wage of $10.20 an hour for 260 days out of the year they would have made $42,432 before taxes. Assuming they were mooching off their parents (like most millennials) and therefore didn't buy their own food or pay any bills, I feel like they probably could have saved more than that.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2018 10:41 PM (rHGeg)
Posted by: sexbots at February 15, 2018 10:41 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)
I'm personally responsible for about half of the 20 million YouTube views.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (mMeIQ)
St Pete Fl, so Gulf. Probably thinking Caribbean...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I thought that they were described as wanting to sail around the world. But even the Caribbean gets rough. There are people who've lost their lives on Lake Michigan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Saw Kamala Harris on Twitter complaining that we had to honor the promise Barry made to the Dreamers.
No, "we" do not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (UvMuA)
Well in Ace's case, installing shelves.
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
No shit ? Man ... that could be a pretty good song.
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at February 15, 2018 10:43 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
word...
/glug...
Posted by: Edmund Fitzgerald at February 15, 2018 10:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February
well, to be fair, the think the world is flat so
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (MTjB1)
I'm thinking if he failed he wouldn't be the first Moron to do so.
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 10:39 PM (yJ1e6)
---
I was joking. Would an artisanal herbal emporium have drug tests? Maybe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Nyyc4)
Was it true? He was brutally honest about all the other stuff he went through with the divorce so I'm thinking the answer is yes...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
So where does "minim" fit in?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:40 PM (Dbv1R)
Unit of volume, one with which I am not familiar.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
-------------
How long before you could get around okay? Drive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 10:45 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 10:45 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 10:46 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (qJtVm)
Probably wouldn't hire anyone who is clean. Might be a DEA spy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:46 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 10:45 PM (eASYU)
Better question ... why isn't it in a separate concentrate tube ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February
lol
well, for what it is worth hyphen man would be a much better movie than black panther.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)
Was it true? He was brutally honest about all the other stuff he went through with the divorce so I'm thinking the answer is yes...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
Would it be a completely shitty scumbag thing to do to just wear a wedding-style ring just to meet chix?
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (ayUOl)
The people we bought our house from gifted us one for a full year. Already replaced the sump pump, it's worth it IMO.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (IYHxL)
The "m." unit on the cough syrup stands for "mite", which is one twentieth of a grain (gr.) in the Troy mass system.
So that's what Gabby Hayes used to mean when he would talk about "just a leetle mite?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: skating on the thin ice of modern life
That included their car. Also, I doubt if $5000 buys yoy much of a boat. Sailboats aren't cheap. Then there are marina expenses.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
annoyed that I had to shell out $2000 for my hernia surgery, but then I
got a statement from my insurance company and saw that they'd coughed up
$11,000, and I suddenly felt better about the situation."
Had to pay 10K for my wife's breast cancer surgery and treatments. I'll finally be making the last payment on the loan in 2 months.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)
So, yes, life sux and then you die. But I like being in a world with antibiotics and the internet. How else would I have met you and all the other denizens of this deplorable blog?
Chin up. Life is good.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (ywqmY)
Was it true? He was brutally honest about all the other stuff he went through with the divorce so I'm thinking the answer is yes...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
This surprises me not at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
I'm driving a Dodge Challenger while my Charger is in the shop.
Someone backed into me or something while I was parked the other day. Messed up the control arm of my suspension and broke the side mirror. Fled the scene of course.
The Challenger is cool but I love my Charger. I named it Maria.
Posted by: Iasonas at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (wVMAv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (qJtVm)
Some would yes. Just to understand where "misplaced" inventory might be going.
Posted by: Exile at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (Fikbq)
Internet and antibiotics are good.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Robert, turtlekin at February 15, 2018 10:25 PM (ayUOl)
I'm no expert but I don't think you need two anal canals to get both of those problems.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 15, 2018 10:49 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (IYHxL)
You say that.
But without home repairs ... how would I learn, in detail, about all my shortcomings as a human-being ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:49 PM (fiGNd)
Yes. Some women like the challenge and it's a weird ego thing. A "I won I got her man to cheat, she lost." thing, I've seen it happen.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:49 PM (IYHxL)
Someone backed into me or something while I was parked the other day. Messed up the control arm of my suspension and broke the side mirror. Fled the scene of course.
The Challenger is cool but I love my Charger. I named it Maria.
Posted by: Iasonas at February
really sucks when someone hits and runs your car. challenger and charger are both fun rides.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
Now that is classic. I'm pretty self aware of most of failings, Lord knows I don't need those specific ones amplified.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:50 PM (IYHxL)
Would it be a completely shitty scumbag thing to do to just wear a wedding-style ring just to meet chix?
***
I'd say no. Any woman that hits on a man with a wedding ring is doing something far more dishonorable then a man pretending to be married...
A little internet research says the operative theory behind this behavior is that if someone wanted a man enough to marry him it tells other women they should want him to.
That is all kinds of screwed up...but it does make sense...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:38 PM (ayUOl)
Yes, but what do they want them for?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
To buy them a new car and pay off their student loans. Then they ditch 'em for the bad boy.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (eASYU)
That is a very cool story.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (fA1SL)
Except I'm not free. I'm economically enslaved. I would also prefer to not be miserable, but for reasons that would take a really long time to explain it's extremely unlikely that this will change. Happiness will always be out of reach.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (IYHxL)
If both of them worked 8 hours a day at Colorado's minimum wage of $10.20 an hour for 260 days out of the year they would have made $42,432 before taxes. Assuming they were mooching off their parents (like most millennials) and therefore didn't buy their own food or pay any bills, I feel like they probably could have saved more than that.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2018 10:41 PM (rHGeg)
Hard to save cash and smoke dope like a Bessemer Converter, brah.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (QzJWU)
---
It is equally true that I get hit upon by married men far more than by single men. Even more infuriating are the ones who admit "Oh, I had a crush on you for years!" once they're married. This has happened to me a few times.
Sack up and ask me out for coffee, tough guy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 15, 2018 10:53 PM (O5Q3r)
89 I loved the video on the side bar of the four dudes beating up on the lack of Antifa jerks. How many Antifa idiots? It was so funny to see the ones on the ground crying and all shook up, and not a single one daring to try attacking again. I just wish the four normal dudes had pulled a few masks off.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at February 15, 2018 10:16 PM (N3Tzm)
I couldn't figure out where that occurred. Washington State is my best guess.
The "Are you all alright?" asked again and again was some choice trolling.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
Both these guys wrote "little" trios that, if you can imagine them played with overdriven guitar in place of the first violin, would kick pretty serious ass. And, big loud organ pieces that were big and loud as any instruments that existed, and they were building bigger louder ones all the time to hear what else they could do with them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (H5rtT)
A friend of mine told me that after he got divorced that he got far more women hitting on him when he went out with the ring on then when he went out without one on...
Was it true? He was brutally honest about all the other stuff he went through with the divorce so I'm thinking the answer is yes...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
Would it be a completely shitty scumbag thing to do to just wear a wedding-style ring just to meet chix?
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:47 PM (ayUOl)
Yes. But it's also quite effective. Had a buddy that bought a wedding band at a pawn shop and would bar-hop while wearing it. Thing is, if anyone asked him if he was married, he'd tell them the truth, that he was single. He didn't think he had to lie about it. I've been sitting on a barstool next to him listening to that conversation.
Dood was always hip deep in poon, and he wasn't a good looking guy, kind of homely to be honest.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (eXA4G)
Mission Accomplished.
Followed by blissful silence. Maybe even a pizza with no absolutely no complaining about toppings, weight, diet or cholesterol. Or sharing.
Paradise.
Call Now!
Posted by: sexbots at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
That is all kinds of screwed up...but it does make sense...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)
That is Human Behavior 101.
Applies to the Opposite Sex. Applies to finding a New Job. Applies to Just About Everything.
Most People simply have no fucking idea what they want. But they know they'll have what she's having.
Write that down. It's the most basic, honest, and true thing I've ever said here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
holy shit lol
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (IYHxL)
I'm sure they got a great deal from the nice man on a used boat that had only been driven on Sundays.
Here's the real story: they bought an old boat and it sank. That's all. But that doesn't make good GoFundMe copy.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 10:55 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 10:55 PM (fA1SL)
You are a good dude and you know that. Don't forget and think badly of yourself. Move forward, you rock.
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 10:56 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur"
Some women want what the other woman has, just so they can say "I'm so hot I stole another woman's man!"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
To buy them a new car and pay off their student loans. Then they ditch 'em for the bad boy.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
Which, more or less, is what happened to me. Before I met Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2018 10:56 PM (xQ9GA)
Tommy Lee Jones as a villain is interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 10:52 PM (w1zJX)
Gotta disagree with you. Jones sucked green donkey balls in that role. It was right up there with Nicholas Cage playing a Kentucky hillbilly in "ConAir".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2018 10:57 PM (pNxlR)
That is all kinds of screwed up...but it does make sense...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Z8FFX)
That is Human Behavior 101.
Applies to the Opposite Sex. Applies to finding a New Job. Applies to Just About Everything.
Most People simply have no fucking idea what they want. But they know they'll have what she's having.
Write that down. It's the most basic, honest, and true thing I've ever said here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 10:54 PM (fiGNd)
I know it's true but I will never understand or relate to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 10:55 PM (58eZn)
Well, they bought an old boat, and ran it onto a reef, and tore the keel out of it, and it sank. It might have given them years of good service, if they had learned the basics of navigation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 10:59 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
And how to read a chart.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
So what. I don't understand or relate to how my fucking microwave works - at anywhere close to a level to replicate it.
But I know enough to USE it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Evening Robert. See what I miss by remaining absolutely aloof to the local news? I hadn't heard about it.
Same grocery?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:01 PM (9tO1t)
And the knowledge you need to even cast off and explore a protected bay will cost you.
The water world does not suffer fools gladly.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:02 PM (ywqmY)
But I know enough to USE it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:01 PM (fiGNd)
Well, we have established that they don't use radio waves, FWIW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:03 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 15, 2018 11:03 PM (rHGeg)
Well, we have established that they don't use radio waves, FWIW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ha Ha
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:02 PM (ywqmY)
I thought that's where most boats sat ?
Pretty much where mine sat.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:04 PM (fiGNd)
Same grocery?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
One at the Ingles just down the hill from my house, and the other from Trader Joes on Merrimon.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:04 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 15, 2018 11:05 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 11:05 PM (fA1SL)
Back in the 70s, we went to a second hand store. They had bottles of cough syrup, containing phenobarbital. It was good stuff, really shut down a cough (or at least you didn't care any more. )
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:02 PM (ywqmY)
I thought that's where most boats sat ?
Pretty much where mine sat.
Posted by: ScoggDog"
Well, you know what they say about boats....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
Unless *you* think you only want to invest any time or effort if there is a possible do over with a young thing that would have your babies.
If you are willing to risk a couple hours, dating someone around your age that is self supporting I'm sure there are plenty of ladies that would enjoy your wit. But its a free country. If you are one and done and just want to spend the rest of your life mourning the divorce you be you.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (eASYU)
It is equally true that I get hit upon by married men far more than by single men.
***
Interesting...I presume they are wearing the ring when they hit on you...not telling you they are married later on?
Is it possible they are using the wear the ring trick too?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 11:07 PM (Z8FFX)
Did they honeymoon in Transylvania?
Posted by: Sluts with Nuts
Oops, unfortunate wording.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
No Shit ? Me Too !!!
Posted by: Liquor Bottles Everywhere at February 15, 2018 11:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Liquor Bottles Everywhere at February 15, 2018 11:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:09 PM (fiGNd)
But I know enough to USE it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:01 PM (fiGNd)
Well, we have established that they don't use radio waves, FWIW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:03 PM (Dbv1R)
*snort* This got into longbow v crossbow territory.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Because that version of Two-Face just absolutely violated the very essence of the character. He was sitting on Bruce Wayne's couch, flipping his coin over and over until he finally got the result he wanted.
If he can do that, there is zero point to his character's psychosis. Two-Face is supposed to flip his coin once, and then live or die by the result.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (eASYU)
What he said.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (aMlLZ)
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Oh yeah, they're sporting the ring.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: sexbots at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (fiGNd)
One of the things I picked up in marketing 101 was that people without a strong opinion will generally take the medium option in a cost vs benefit scenario.
Small, Medium or Large? Umm....give me the medium I guess?
Of late, personally I've taken to asking the opinion of waiters/bartenders (at least for food and drink) if I don't know exactly what I want. It usually works pretty well since people love to talk about what they know about and a good waiter/bartender better know what they are selling...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: BetaPhi at February 15, 2018 11:11 PM (s/wq/)
BTW this guy Cruz had a fucked up YouTube account where he subscribed to mostly little kid video channels.
Fucking Pedos. It always circles back to this.
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 11:11 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
And CNN sobbed.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 15, 2018 11:05 PM (Ndje9)
I shed a single tear of pure gravy.
Posted by: Michael Moore, as blubbery as ever at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (rHGeg)
***
How do you shoot that down? No thanks adultery-boy, I don't think the little woman would approve?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (wSC8T)
My profile has lapsed, but I was only brave enough to let it be known that I was "never Hillary". How's the Trump announcement working out for you?
Posted by: Iris at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Thank you ... it was no Ric Flair Off the Ropes Sunset Flip to Keep the Belt ...
... but it wasn't bad.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)
Yeah, scogg, boats tend to stay on the hard a lot. But that doesn't stop them from becoming a hole in the water in which you throw money.
Yes, I've owned too many boats over the years becuz I am a seagoing fool. I could have had a nice retirement if I hadn't been lured by them damn mermaids.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM (ywqmY)
I've got no use for the women
A true one may seldom be found
They'll use a man for his money
When it's gone they'll turn him down
They're all alike at the bottom
Selfish and grasping for all
They'll stay by a man when he's winning
And laugh in his face when he falls
My pal was an honest young puncher
Honest and upright and true
Till he turned to a gun shooting gambler
On account of a girl named Lou
They fell in with evil companions
The kind that are better off dead
When a gambler insulted her picture
He filled him full of lead
Off in the long night they trailed him
Through misquete and thick chapperal
I couldn't help think of that woman
As I saw him pitch and fall
If she'd been the pal that she should have
He might have been rasing a son
Instead of out there on the prairie
To die by a Ranger's gun
Death's sharp sting did not trouble
His chances for life were too slim
Where they were putting his body
Was all that worried him
He lifted his head on his elbow
The blood from his wound flowed red
He gazed at his friends gathered round him
He looked up at them and he said
Bury me out on the prairie
Where the coyotes can howl o'er my grave
Bury me out on the prairie
But from them, my bones please save
Wrap me up in a blanket
Bury me deep in the ground
Cover me over with boulders
Of granite, big and brown
We buried him out on the prairie
Where the coyotes can howl o'er his grave
His soul is now a-resting
Fron the unkind cut she gave
And many another young puncher
As he rides past the pile of stones
Recalls some similar woman
And thinks of his moulderin' bones
Posted by: CyberCipher at February 15, 2018 11:13 PM (p6WoB)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 15, 2018 11:13 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:12 PM
My weakness is RVs.
Spent my Young Adult Life trying to get the fuck out of the Trailer Park ... and look at me now. Spending money like a drunken sailor trying to get back in one.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: JC at February 15, 2018 11:14 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (qJtVm)
I don't wear a ring, because: single. My father, who was very much married, wore no ring, because: machinist, and other trades, that would put his fingers at risk, if a ring were there. And back in that day, even on into my youth, a "double-ring ceremony" was a novelty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:15 PM (aMlLZ)
I remember him in The Fugitive, I think. "I don't care.." and Harrison Ford jumps off the culvert. And in a Steven Seagal movie. No, it was an Erika Eleniak movie.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 11:15 PM (NL+DJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JC at February 15, 2018 11:16 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 15, 2018 11:16 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
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Or electrician Zzzzzzzaappp!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:17 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JTB at February 15, 2018 11:17 PM (V+03K)
"...who let all this riff raff into the room!"
*feels cold hands of the bouncer grab me by the back of the collar and the blue jean belt line promptly hoisting me up and shuttling me toward the exit*
...oops
Posted by: Cold Civil War at February 15, 2018 11:17 PM (Z2PYk)
someone around your age that is self supporting I'm sure there are
plenty of ladies that would enjoy your wit. But its a free country. If
you are one and done and just want to spend the rest of your life
mourning the divorce you be you.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (eASYU)
What he said.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:10 PM (aMlLZ)
Dit - to!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 15, 2018 11:13 PM (yhf6w)
Hic!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (rHGeg)
This is a well known fact now and yet he still has no problem attracting women (good looking too), and on top of that he's got this smug self righteous attitude like Comey does, constantly quoting Bible verses on his FB wall meanwhile he's on his fourth or fifth wife I think (I lost count).
World be fucked up, yo.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (+dsLj)
Traditional wearing of rings by men varies by nation. For a while after my divorce, my family ring was mistaken for a wedding band, with typical 'paradoxical' results.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Robert, lower standards every day at February 15, 2018 10:47
Yes. Why do you want to meet women that will cheat on you?
I guess if you're after cheap one nite sex, OK. I've been md to a woman who has stuck w/ me for 40 yrs. Go figure, to each his own.
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (SJBL7)
Well, we have established that they don't use radio waves, FWIW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, they work at frequencies way up there where RADAR does.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: dude who knows at February 15, 2018 11:19 PM (SCUUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris"
Made the mistake of working on a lighting circuit (just 24 volts!) and forgetting to take off my watch.
30 yrs later, still have the imprint of the watch band burned into my left wrist.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)
I actually really like the handling. Pretty good torque. In some ways it feels better accelerating than my Charger. But I bought a Charger (AWD version) over a Challenger more for practicality anyway.
Posted by: Iasonas at February 15, 2018 11:19 PM (wVMAv)
That sounds like my elderly aunt and uncle. They go up and down the seaboard by themselves and around the Caribbean. They are serious sailors and spend serious money for the privilege.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 11:19 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: JC at February 15, 2018 11:16 PM (mJXUS)
Her pissing away that gold the way she did was the single dumbest thing I ever saw in the Olympics. When she was in first I was yelling just stay up, don't get cute, just stay up.
showboat...fail
I don't feel bad at all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:20 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: dude who knows at February 15, 2018 11:20 PM (SCUUW)
And that ain't a burn, insom.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:20 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, they work at frequencies way up there where RADAR does.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (cp1if)
Stop trying to confuse me. I assume the One Minute and Three Minute waves are pretty much the same. It's kinda' like that scene from Logan's Run - except my Frozen Breakfast Bowl never achieves Ascension.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:21 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (fiGNd)
to all those dating sites that ultimately resulted in absolutely
nothing for me several years ago."
You might try that site that keeps popping up in the sidebar on here. The one that claims that "Tina" in Gungzhou, China is "Waiting for you".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1518750410758.png
Ask yourself, would you rather serve time in prison as a mass killer or as a pedo? It's all so spooky.
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:17 PM (qJtVm)
Or auto mechanic. Get a finger ring interposed between the hot terminal of a 12 volt auto battery and a grounded wrench, and that ring gets red hot in a quarter-second. And you cannot take it off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (Dbv1R)
If you have no ring you'll attract no one.
These are our options?
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 15, 2018 11:23 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 15, 2018 11:24 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 15, 2018 11:24 PM (rHGeg)
"Fake News" is out (because Trump threw it right back at the MSM and it stuck), and the phrase "Media Literacy" is in. It's not about reading a wide variety of sources and becoming media-savvy, it means "approved sites" from which to gather news. Nothing NorKy about that!
Conservative treehouse.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:24 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Insomniac
A similar thing happened to one of my brothers. His exwife went full bitch, and to top it off, she had two brothers who were lawyers. Also, he was an engineer in an area of the economy that has ups and downs. It took him years to get his life back in order. There are people out there who aren't satisfied to just get a divorce, they want to turn your life to shit. I've seen it happen and I feel for you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1518750428614.png
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (g4lFK)
<scampers across the ONT>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax"
Well, I could stay a *bit* longer...
Posted by: Sir Galahad at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (cp1if)
I wonder how much popcorn you could pop at one go with the now-defunct Russian Woodpecker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:26 PM (Dbv1R)
Please god give me a millennium falcon so I can fly off this rock before leftists turn the entire planet into a shit hole!
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at February 15, 2018 11:26 PM (IuJ2d)
If you wear a ring, female thinks that you're being honest about it.
That's my theory.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:27 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 15, 2018 11:27 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2018 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 15, 2018 11:27 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax"
Happy B-day...*thwack*
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:28 PM (KP5rU)
t-bird, they don't own a Swan 50 by any chance?
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:29 PM (ywqmY)
Never have worn a ring or watch--like having my fingers and the career I chose can be fatal to them.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 15, 2018 11:29 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Happened to my father. Had to use diagonal cutter to get it (painfully) off.
Also knew a guy who swung down out of the bomb bay of an aircraft, ring caught on a bolt, tore his finger off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:29 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
Thanks. That's really shitty for your brother. It happens way too often.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
Columbias of that vintage tended to have good, thick, stout, solid fiberglass (no balsa core, etc.) hulls.
To make 'em blue-water worthy, every bit of the standing rigging needs a 2x upsize, all of the thru-hulls need to be upgraded to Bronze, and every inch of the wiring would need to be scrapped and replaced with new.
Same with the packing gland on the prop and rudder shafts.
Notice, I've not even yet mentioned the various electronics one ought to have on board. Or watermaker(s)
All KINDS of repair gear & tools. Liferaft. "Go-Bag".
Two people on a Columbia 29. They'd have to pack the cabin full to the overhead with food, spares, tools and prayers.
Oh, and guess what else, folks. Don't count on "fishing" as a means to supply on the open ocean. You might get lucky. You might not.
Gah. I'm no Horatio Hornblower, but I've enough water under my keel to know this.
Even if you HAVE the knowledge and skiils.
You buy a new (to you) boat.
You spend the next year or so, doing upgrades.
You spend several half, full and multi-day trips, just beating the hell out of the boat and her systems, fixing what breaks so it hopefully, won't break again.
You make changes to some of the upgrades you thought you got right, the first time.
Then, you spend WEEKS, with detailed LISTS, and load up all the inventory you could possibly imagine, and then add half-again more. Just, because.
And mostly, you DO try to spend time with more experienced Blue Water Sailors. Have 'em help you on your shakedown tours. Go sailing with them on their boats, and see how they've got things set up.
I'd say going from green sailor to being even passably familiar with "going to sea", runs about a three year minimum, and that's with some real effort.
Even then, our young Captains have a huge vacuum of seasoning, experience and judgment.
It's one thing to make the DECISION to go to sea.
'Nuther thing altogether to actually get one's shit together in a matter sufficient to be "good to go."
Good investments for those who want to try.
* take a course in classic, celestial navigation.
* Study for, take and pass, the USCG Captains License test. You'll only get a "six-pack" ticket. Tonnage licenses take some real sea time, out past the Sea Buoy.
Final thought, here. Did our young sailors even know how to tie a bowine?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 15, 2018 11:30 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:29 PM (nBBdT)
Ouch ouch ouch!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)
And THEN......
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Iris at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)
And THEN......
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)
Well now.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 15, 2018 11:29 PM (S/hVx)
Me too. I started hearing stories and said yeah no ring when working. Then I forgot one day and was coming down a ladder and a nail in a 2x4 slipped right between the ring and my finger just as I was going to jump down the last 2 rungs. but I caught it in time. I was lucky. Never saw the ring since.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Iris at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (kdgv3)
I do poorly in social settings. Very poorly.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
My drug dealers used that time tested sales pitch to maximum effect back in the day.
"Gary, a half O if a much better deal......and you won't have to come back until the day after tomorrow"....that kinda thing....
I also agree completely with the stated consensus of "you don't have to understand it to use it". I don't understand how electricity really works an I've spent many "focused" hours contemplating the mystery, but I love using it, as do the rest of most people. I think the question of To Electric an Air Conditioners or To Oil Lamps and Hand Pumps has been answered.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (6m3qu)
Posted by: wing at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (RSMz4)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
I thought we could lighten things up if I wore my birthday suit on the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)
Plenty of Fish... free site... pretty large database... not too skeezy for the older folks...
I'm 58 and have had pretty good luck there...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
How did you meet your ex? You might want to try the converse of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:35 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2018 11:35 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
How did you meet your ex? You might want to try the converse of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:35 PM (Dbv1R)
Church, if you can believe that. That's why I scoff when people say "Go to church to meet a nice girl." So what's the converse? Group of Satanists?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
No idea. They're really in a whole different stratum than me. Lightnings are the biggest boats with which I'm familiar.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (5IJky)
It's sad because there is so much knowledge in this group of guys and there are no young people interested in learning it. These are mostly guys that build their own small wooden boats. One of the guys is a master engine mechanic. It's truly sad.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (cu8/f)
The little hat is especially fetching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (Dbv1R)
But the sea does have a siren song. Good thing Ulysses understood that...
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (ywqmY)
>> birthday suit on the ONT.
How about some chili, or some chicken, in your birthday suit?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:22 PM
I have calculated you are about 9.5 months older than me. I'm some happy someone my age is this clever and doing so great.
Be well Miley and keep on rocking, luv you.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
Chavez! Thank you!
Have you talked to Slap lately? He's got the flu and just went dark for a few days.
I was thinking I could take over prayer requests meanwhile, but I haven't cleared this with him or anything.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
I thought we could lighten things up if I wore my birthday suit on the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:34 PM (cu8/f)
Takes the no pants rule to a whole other level.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2018 11:38 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Iris at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (kdgv3)
I do poorly in social settings. Very poorly.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
You would fit right in. We're a pretty awkward bunch. It's Catholic so we HAVE to be nice to each other. But you take time to grieve your marriage.
Posted by: Iris at February 15, 2018 11:38 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 15, 2018 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Ooooooooooooo Spankings of Metal!
That would make a great album title.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (cu8/f)
That's why I scoff when people say "Go to church to meet a nice girl." So what's the converse? Group of Satanists?
Stonehenge
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
They are all 39.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Iasonas at February 15, 2018 10:48 PM (wVMAv)
Wife's care is a 2006 Hemi Charger. Getting a bit old but still only 70K miles, and I've taken great care of it.
oh, and it's wifes car because I insisted on picking it out.
(wish I had a challenger too, but I need the Tacoma for practicality's sake)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (V2Yro)
when people say "Go to church to meet a nice girl." So what's the
converse? Group of Satanists?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe a bar or pool hall. Is there any leisure-time activity that especially appeals to you? Maybe you could find a club that caters to that interest. Social awkwardness is minimized because of common interest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
I knew a woman who met her future husband on one of the sites, I think eharmony. He lived about a half mile from her. They were both over thirty and ready to settle down. He was divorced and had a young daughter. He was a really nice guy and so was she.
There's hope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Mrs IMG and I met on a dating site. Worked out real fine for us.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:36 PM (Dbv1R)
I'm fond of the little veil that partially hides my eyes. Rakish and sedate at the same time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (cu8/f)
Good Night.
Posted by: Carol at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (NKOy9)
Final thought, here. Did our young sailors even know how to tie a [b[bowline?[/b
Damn fingers. Clearly, symptoms of insufficient bourbon intake.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 11:41 PM (QzJWU)
Husband wants to know if you know about the Texas 200. One of our guys participates in that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2018 11:41 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Monk at February 15, 2018 11:41 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2018 11:41 PM (ewxPW)
Be well Miley and keep on rocking, luv you.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Oh baby, I'm HOT tonight!
<touches finger to thigh>
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:42 PM (cu8/f)
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Church is the worst place now because it's no longer friendly to singles and completely family oriented. If you're a single guy with no kids going to church, it is a very awkward experience, like being the only adult at a children's playground. People start questioning why you're there and get suspicious.
I found a recent survey where roughly over 10% of people met their spouses in church about 50 years ago, it declined to single digits only the mid 2000s, then plummeted to 1% in 2010.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:42 PM (+dsLj)
Oh hey, it's a Crealock too. Was.
Fin keel, which probably didn't help, but it's not like people haven't been piloting around sandbars with deep-draft keels since the dawn of forever. There's nothing unsafe about a bolt-on keel either, but it helps to have bolts and they don't seem like the type to waste money on having a surveyor do things like check the bolts for corrosion.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 11:42 PM (y87Qq)
But, ok, here you go.
*29 whacks on a supple, increasingly rosy, bare buttocks*
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:43 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: Amazon Woman at February 15, 2018 11:43 PM (0uRNV)
There's hope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February
well, the fairy tale ending to that story is that the older two met online and he wound up marrying her daughter.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
At the wedding ceremony it wouldn't even go past that last knuckle, and on the way to the reception, I licked the knuckle, and rammed it down shredding the skin...
I bled badly through the entire reception -- in some of the photos, I'm shown with my hand wrapped in a bloody napkin!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)
flu is really bad. Told him to get his ass to the doctor or the
hospital. Dude is really sick.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
There's an urgent care nearby, but he's a stubborn fuck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (cu8/f)
*hands Miley gift wrapped package of D cells*
Posted by: Hitachi Magic Wand at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
https://twitter.com/Harry1T6/status/964270884776181765
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2018 11:46 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:39 PM (Dbv1R)
Unfortunately nothing that doesn't cost money, and I don't have a cent to spare for entertainment. Maybe in a couple of years.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:47 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February
not so much a question of want as it is need.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
*29 whacks on a supple, increasingly rosy, bare buttocks*
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:43 PM (ywqmY)
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!
I graduated from Animal House, y'know.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:47 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 15, 2018 11:48 PM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/lWfoRV5H-yQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 15, 2018 11:48 PM (fA1SL)
Incidentally, I tried eHarmony. I know they advertise on all the conservative talk radio stations, but I would not recommend this site. I never got a response except during their "free communication weekends". And then there's not enough time to advance things to the point where you can exchange info to talk outside of eHarmony.
It's all calculated to get women to say, "Oh, I have a good rapport with this guy (who is already a paid subscriber), and I guess I'd better subscribe now and start paying that monthly fee so I can keep talking to him..."
Yeah, but... you can't make a woman shell out money to meet men. You just can't.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)
I bled badly through the entire reception -- in some of the photos, I'm shown with my hand wrapped in a bloody napkin!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (e9G8E)
I love a good metaphor.
Posted by: Amazon Woman at February 15, 2018 11:48 PM (0uRNV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)
Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone, but I'm really here for what comes afterwards.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (cu8/f)
Even given the horrors of the pharmaceutical industry in today's world, at least it's (somewhat) regulated.
Although, woefully held unaccountable for the damages done to unsuspecting citizens.
Your "One Night" image conjures the Wild West style Unregulated marketplaces of the olden days. Snake Oil has lost its fangs, but the phrase was made for a reason.
For example, the case of John R. Brinkley. Detailed exquisitely in the Novel Charlatan.....
https://tinyurl.com/ydyubgsk
He was, at minimum a sociopath Quack, who made a fortune sowing goat testicles into men as a virility "Cure", among other things in the 1920's.....
The novel and recent documentary, apply titled, NUTS!....
https://tinyurl.com/y85llckw
Are frankly, shocking.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (6m3qu)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 15, 2018 11:50 PM (ywqmY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)
Because they don't need to.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chicago Bot at February 15, 2018 11:50 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
the only way to get better is to get out there and practice. It's real hard at first - I remember hating it.
I remember when I was 22, with a group of guys training as oilfield engineers in Corpus Christi. A bunch of us went down to a strip club downtown (mainly because we thought that's what single 22 year old guys were supposed to do) and I remember us standing in the back, wondering what to do, and one of the dancers walked up to us and said, laughing "Well as stiff as all you goofs are, just standing and staring, you gotta be either cops or engineers. Which is it?"
yeah, she had us pegged as soon as we walked through the door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ScoggDog
............
Premiums are $59 a month.. this water heater replacement would have been close to $1200.. and I have only had this thing for 2 years.. also had them out for a oven problem replacing a component and 2 times for refrigerator woes.
So.. it has been pretty much even so far.. but the hassle is what grinds me..
My house is 30 years old.. original heater and air conditioner.. the main reason I bought this policy.. plus it covers pipes besides all the appliances..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Hitachi Magic Wand at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
I had you and broke you down, you sad excuse for a sex toy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 15, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)
Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone, but I'm really here for what comes afterwards.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (cu8/f)
Birthday cake? A pinch to grow an inch?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
I'm naughty beyond belief. I amaze myself.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:52 PM (cu8/f)
fortune sowing goat testicles into men as a virility "Cure", among other
things in the 1920's.....
The novel and recent documentary, apply titled, NUTS!....
https://tinyurl.com/y85llckw
Are frankly, shocking.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (6m3qu)
There are currently women making money by pumping industrial silicone sealant into other womens' butts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2018 11:52 PM (Dbv1R)
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eHarmony is some fucked up goddamned bullshit. Dating online is a volume game, but they have you do a 50 page questionnaire that drills down your matches to 3 people, 2 of whose accounts are no longer active, and then they slowly dribble 1-2 matches a week to which you pay the pleasure of $70 a month for unless you sign up for a year.
They can just fuck right the hell off to fuck off island.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:53 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Oh man, I ate too much. Beefy potatoes covered in ketchup. You ever notice how the flavor of ketchup covers up everything else? Put ketchup on anything and all you can taste is the ketchup.
Good thing I like ketchup.
Posted by: Gordon Led Phoot at February 15, 2018 11:53 PM (ECDXs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February
entirely believable.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (IqV8l)
And you keep counting down until you come to the partridge in a ficus tree.
I am the Partridge.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:54 PM (cu8/f)
Well you need to look around more! In any decent sized urban area, there are going to be churches that cater to the young single demographic. Forget denomination, just go generic Christian and visit around for a good younger singles program. I know of 2 or 3 in my area.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2018 11:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
This is good advice. Desperation makes for stinky cologne.
But women rarely know what they want, as well. So whatever you do, make sure it's fun for you as well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 15, 2018 11:55 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 15, 2018 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)
I'll leave the porch light on and there's some tea by the stove. I'll be up for another hour or so if anybody wants to stop by. Seriously, you have to try this bread.
UNFFFFF.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2018 11:56 PM (y87Qq)
I might visit here when I wake up and want a snack in the middle of the night.
Love you guys that have some sense of what America is about. Rock on AosHQ.
Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2018 11:56 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (cu8/f)
Birthday cake? A pinch to grow an inch?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
THE ORAL SEX!
LMFAO!!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:56 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 11:56 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February
they will learn to like it, eventually
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 15, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
But a Hitachi pneumatic framing gun is the Gold Standard of the industry. And my Hitachi 12 in. dual compound miter saw is about as good as exists on the market.
Neither uses "D" cells, either.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. I think Miley might make a Harley-Davidson Big Twin cry for mercy?
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (QzJWU)
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That's the problem with online dating, If you're resorting to that to meet women (or men), you're already desperate by default.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (cu8/f)
That way you don't waste time. And you make contacts, find companions or even friends, expand horizons.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (+dsLj)
Those dating sites are enough to make you give up on humanity. That's why I do my hunting on political websites. At least you know their politics.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:59 PM (cu8/f)
Tell that to people who slay using Tinder.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 15, 2018 11:59 PM (IYHxL)
There's hope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February
Met the wife on Plentyoffish dot net.
So...mixed results.
There's a great line in the move 'LA Story', let me see if I can paraphrase:
"There is someone out there for everyone, even if you need a pickaxe and a lantern to find them."
At the time, I thought it was optimistic. I forgot about the whole 'be careful what you wish for' part.
Anyway, not looking to air that dirty laundry again.
Someone drag Slap to the Dr. He'll need fluids and drugs, I'll bet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:00 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (QzJWU)
Now now, my thighs aren't that powerful!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:00 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2018 11:57 PM (0jtPF)
Sadly abandons thoughts of meeting Miss Perfect at the Goliath Beetle taxidermy club.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:00 AM (Dbv1R)
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Yeah fuck that noise up the ass. Those singles groups are fucking cliques and raging caste systems by the time you arrive, with people having already paired up so the only options left are the ones that have Tinder accounts. "Singles" group is a bullshit misnomer.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 16, 2018 12:01 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at February 16, 2018 12:02 AM (IC7R4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:00 AM (xJa6I)
Everyone needs fluids and drugs....
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
how stupid is that? who wants to be in an office when their secretary comes back from a bad lunch date? she was probably worthless all morning because of nerves and is now angry and depressed and probably putting gin in her tea when she returns.
you are probably going to have to haul her into your office spank the nonsense out then send her back to her desk.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
Bach v Handel make a pretty good battle of the bands.
Can't fool me.
Those aren't bands.
Aren't those the name of German cars?
Posted by: Millenials at February 16, 2018 12:05 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 16, 2018 12:05 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February
well, I have known some guys that have had success with those sites. however, they were very alpha male in their profiles, even if they were really not so much. they put out a profile that was more or less stating "here is who I am give me a call, or don't . no begging, whining, pleading, or trying to show how sensitive and or enlightened they were.
more or less "bitch, this is my dog, pictures of me killing and eating things, and this is my dick. send me an im.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)
It's like a good housekeeping seal of approval. Not a great one, but better than nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 12:08 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you......
Dr. John King
https://tinyurl.com/y8xhedhz
A modern day Dr. Frankenstein......he maimed an murdered his patients.
Evidence of his psychopathic deeds, His employer settled the lawsuits, bankrupting his hospital, for $100,000,000.....
And Dr. John King manage to carve up his patients an experiment on them in less than 18 months.
A John Brinkley for the 21st Century......without a doubt.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 16, 2018 12:10 AM (6m3qu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:00 AM (xJa6I)
Everyone needs fluids and drugs....
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
All right, you got me there, smart guy
You know what I mean. We don't need Slap going down due to stubborness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)
I did not want to be matched up with one of them, and swipe left, and end up seeing her at a party where she'd know I'd swiped left on her.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 15, 2018 11:49 PM (cu8/f)
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the spanking, of course, blue lace panties and all.
and now, back to my bunk!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (C+wjz)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (PmCoA)
and now, back to my bunk!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February
you made her put panties on?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)
Any Horde members close to Slap's location?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:18 AM (Dbv1R)
well, I have known some guys that have had success with those sites.
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If pickup is your game then it's a perfect outlet, but I'm referring to those looking for serious relationships, and if you're down to checking profiles on Tinder, things aren't looking up in the marriage prospect category
I gave it a try by gaming the system for a day and the whole thing was sleazy out my ass. The trick was simply swipe right and max out your super likes on EVERYONE, and I mean literally everyone. That way you sift through all the ones that liked you back and then drill down to the ones that look good.
It's awful, because basically I lied to hundreds of women by pretending I liked their profile when I hadn't even seen it, and even worse with the super likes the appearance was that something about their profile stuck out, so they think I chose them out of hundreds/thousands of women when in reality I was just shotgun blasting my way through all the profiles on there. When i tried to do it the "right way" as in only swipe right (like) profiles I actually did like, I got zero responses after a week of trying.
That's how I knew it was a volumes thing, but it's no wonder online dating can really warp you because of how devious and evil you have to be to get ahead of the game.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 16, 2018 12:18 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2018 12:18 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 12:19 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)
I gave it a try by gaming the system for a day and the whole thing was sleazy out my ass. The trick was simply swipe right and max out your super likes on EVERYONE, and I mean literally everyone. That way you sift through all the ones that liked you back and then drill down to the ones that look good.
It's awful, because basically I lied to hundreds of women by pretending I liked their profile when I hadn't even seen it, and even worse with the super likes the appearance was that something about their profile stuck out, so they think I chose them out of hundreds/thousands of women when in reality I was just shotgun blasting my way through all the profiles on there. When i tried to do it the "right way" as in only swipe right (like) profiles I actually did like, I got zero responses after a week of trying.
That's how I knew it was a volumes thing, but it's no wonder online dating can really warp you because of how devious and evil you have to be to get ahead of the game.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February
well, better than porn and or prostitutes.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
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just a reminder, the Snake Oil guy was prosecuted by the government, not because his stuff wasn't efficacious, but because it didn't actually contain snake oil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 12:21 AM (FJXGr)
I see I've dropped in at the height of tonight's entertainment. Do go on.
Posted by: mindful webworker - artificially intelligent at February 16, 2018 12:21 AM (1YQBD)
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If you tried it 14 years ago you were lucky, back then when it was in its infancy it drew a sizable dating pool due to its novelty. I remember easily finding and attracting gorgeous women using AOL dating when it first started. Wish i had pursued things with more zeal then.
Now it's a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 16, 2018 12:21 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 16, 2018 12:21 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 12:24 AM (KP5rU)
The Mucinex seems to help a little, Mike. Got some wood-butchering done in the attic today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:25 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (vZj1b)
Yes, back to your bunk, Heartless!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:26 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: farmersonly.com at February 16, 2018 12:27 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2018 12:27 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 16, 2018 12:15 AM (C+wjz)
Thank you! I appreciate your appreciation!
Life is wonderful and this age-reversal thing is really working for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:28 AM (cu8/f)
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Church is the worst place now because it's no longer friendly to singles and completely family oriented. If you're a single guy with no kids going to church, it is a very awkward experience, like being the only adult at a children's playground. People start questioning why you're there and get suspicious.
I found a recent survey where roughly over 10% of people met their spouses in church about 50 years ago, it declined to single digits only the mid 2000s, then plummeted to 1% in 2010.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer
You're right. My church is taking steps in correcting this. I go to a big one and there are lots of 'career' singles out there. People in there middle years and single for various reasons. The church admitted that they just don't do enough for this group and are trying to rectify that. I haven't been able to attend much because the work schedule is uncooperative but my sister has. I asked her to let me know if anything goes on that I might be able to attend.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2018 12:28 AM (Im/Ku)
Posted by: Seacaptainsdate.com at February 16, 2018 12:29 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Apparently my nakedness was too much for him. The VA doesn't cover that stuff, you know.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:29 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
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just so she would have to pull them down to receive her spanking...
i'm sorry if you don't have an erotic imagination. being married, it's the only sex life i have.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:30 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 16, 2018 12:30 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I wouldn't think that breathing dust of any sort would help. BTW, if you have the straight-up 400mg Mucinex, take 800mg twice a day, in spite of what the box says. Probably a bad idea to take them less than 4 hrs before sacking out. You'll likely wake during the night to harf up goo.
Posted by: farmersonly.com at February 16, 2018 12:31 AM (7ThJ3)
Hope you had a good one, your awesomeness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)
I certainly did, thank you very much!
You have NO IDEA how great it was!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:31 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: date-me-chel-z.com at February 16, 2018 12:31 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)
Thank you, Warbler!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:32 AM (cu8/f)
Mooo
Posted by: farmersonly.com at February 16, 2018 12:27 AM (7ThJ3)
Remember, at Farmersonly.com, "Baaaaaa" still means "no"
Posted by: Ewe knew this was coming at February 16, 2018 12:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Woody Allen at February 16, 2018 12:33 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 12:33 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 12:33 AM (cfHE9)
I can only imagine. And happy birthday again, your Grace.
Would like some chili?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
would help. BTW, if you have the straight-up 400mg Mucinex, take 800mg
twice a day, in spite of what the box says. Probably a bad idea to take
them less than 4 hrs before sacking out. You'll likely wake during the
night to harf up goo.
Posted by: farmersonly.com at February 16, 2018 12:31 AM (7ThJ3)
These are 600 mg, 12-hour time release tablets. I'm due for one at 0300, but I think I will take it now. Did wake several times, but truly a more restful night than the previous one, sans Mucinex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)
Thanks lousagirl!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 16, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 15, 2018 11:37 PM (8O3HH)
{{{publius}}} you know how I luvs the spicy chicken!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:36 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 16, 2018 12:30 AM (Dbv1R)
Thanks Harry.
*click-click*
Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 16, 2018 12:36 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:36 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:37 AM (Dbv1R)
Now they have to post a sign on the door of every room, listing the *worst* thing that's ever happened in that room. I saw a location in downtown Long Beach Today:
Room 256 - "Dead hooker"
Room 258 - "Dead hooker found in mattress"
Room 260 - "Decapitated hooker"
Room 262 - "Walls ooze blood for no discernible reason"
and so on and so forth... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:38 AM (eMKNe)
I can top that!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 16, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
A woman.
A plan.
Two anal canals.
Dunhama!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:39 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:37 AM (Dbv1R)
Seems a shame to pass up an opportunity to say "I have earned their trust. They seem to have accepted me as one of their own".
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 12:40 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:37 AM (Dbv1R)
I know, but God those commercials are just so cheesy.
Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2018 12:40 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 12:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax
Yes, you do, you've said, but again, I can only imagine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 12:40 AM (y87Qq)
LOL. Far Side reference!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:41 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 12:41 AM (NWiLs)
Sleep well, he said wryly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:42 AM (Dbv1R)
I can only imagine. And happy birthday again, your Grace.
Would like some chili?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
You have a pretty lively imagination, Mr. Rapscallion. I'll bet that chili is for dipping, right? Because pudding would be too plebian.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:42 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 16, 2018 12:43 AM (rHGeg)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
Now they have to post a sign on the door of every room, listing the *worst* thing that's ever happened in that room. I saw a location in downtown Long Beach Today:
Room 256 - "Dead hooker"
Room 258 - "Dead hooker found in mattress"
Room 260 - "Decapitated hooker"
Room 262 - "Walls ooze blood for no discernible reason"
and so on and so forth... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
Oddly enough Quinton Tarantino is left unscathed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 12:43 AM (KXVP7)
Rapscallion. I'll bet that chili is for dipping, right? Because pudding
would be too plebian.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:42 AM (cu8/f)
Nacho cheese would be fine for dipping. Not too hot, mind you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 12:33 AM (cfHE9)
Thanks Aetius! It's the best one I've had in ages. I'm working on a bottle of wine here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)
site says it is for farmers, ranchers, cowboys, cowgirls and animal lovers which I presume is not a reference to bestiality.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (cfHE9)
Where's the the love for the Argylle & Sutherland Highlanders Iraq War bayonet charge WD?????!!!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y7eu5pv7
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 12:45 AM (MuR/K)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:45 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2018 12:28 AM (Im/Ku)
Yeah, the Catholic church around here is mostly families and old folks. Back in Colorado Springs there was a Catholic Singles group that met for dinner on Sunday nights after mass. I wish I could find something like that around here, but no luck so far.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 16, 2018 12:46 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 16, 2018 12:46 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2018 12:40 AM (cAnNx)
*music* You don't have to be lonely, at Corpses Only Dot Com! */music*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, T
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
There is a huge crossover between farming/ranching and oilfield work, (me). The rigs like to hire farm boys because they are good with machinery. And many farmers and ranchers work oilfield jobs to help support their ag business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:48 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February
well it is not really their job is it?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 12:49 AM (MuR/K)
- shessooutofyourleague.com
- tooprettyforyou.com
- likeyouhaveachance.net
- yeahright.net
- dontwasteourtimestickwithyourhand.com
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:49 AM (eMKNe)
Now they have to post a sign on the door of every room, listing the *worst* thing that's ever happened in that room. I saw a location in downtown Long Beach Today:
Room 256 - "Dead hooker"
Room 258 - "Dead hooker found in mattress"
Room 260 - "Decapitated hooker"
Room 262 - "Walls ooze blood for no discernible reason"
and so on and so forth... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:38 AM (eMKNe)
Sounds nicer than any Motel 6 I've ever seen.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 12:49 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax
No, it wouldn't be august enough for me, the pudding. Funny you mentioned my imagination, I've been some daydreaming a lot lately. Seeing all sorts of things in my mind's eye.
Dipping chili. Chili dipping. That would be sort of dangerous. Sort of messy. But I like to be messy, sometimes. Sloppy, even.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Tell em you are content farmer. That should be okay.
Posted by: Al from Mecadonia at February 16, 2018 12:51 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 12:52 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Al from Mecadonia at February
L O L
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 12:52 AM (MTjB1)
speaking of which, if this country wasn't so bat shit crazy about things, the medical folks would be using heroin for pain relief, instead of morphine. better analgesia, fewer side effects, and with proper dosing and administration, no more risk of addiction than with MS.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:52 AM (vZj1b)
Surfperch, LOL. Actually I like Motel 6. It's just that I also find the jokes funny.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:52 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax
If it's good enough for ace's nuts...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 12:53 AM (MuR/K)
Well fertilized. Well fertilized indeed. Bountiful.
I'll be right back....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:53 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 12:52 AM (QxXRY)
Built just down the street from the Studebaker plant, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:54 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:54 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)
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i see we aren't doing "phrasing" tonight...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:54 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 12:34 AM (eMKNe)
Hi Steve! Thank you!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:54 AM (cu8/f)
Put your heads between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye
We are fucking losing this battle
The msm has kicked our ass just saying
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:44 AM (Dbv1R)
Chili AND nacho cheese. Because I like a nice array.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (cu8/f)
I'll be right back....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
That poor ficus. It never gets to dry out. how goes it not have root rot?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (MuR/K)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 12:49 AM (rHGeg)
There is literally nothing that you can't explain away with "because I was staying at the Torrence Travelodge on Sepulveda". Try it!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (y87Qq)
Surfperch, LOL. Actually I like Motel 6. It's just that I also find the jokes funny.
Posted by: qdpsteve
That 'cut-off feet' thing is an actual Japanese revenge meme. He is a pastiche fiend, no more, no less.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 12:58 AM (KXVP7)
Put your heads between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye
We are fucking losing this battle
The msm has kicked our ass just saying
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (PmCoA)
Naw. The MSM are on the ropes. More and more people are mocking them openly. Caught in lies on every side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:58 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 12:56 AM (cu8/f)
Is that like arack?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:59 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February
every thread is a phrasing thread.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tom Bodett at February 16, 2018 01:00 AM (nBBdT)
They can do one of those ads where the guy where the guy mentions the time that a drunken Uncle Harvey mistook poison oak growing up a little stump for a ficus. They covered it, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 01:02 AM (MuR/K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)
>> it not have root rot?
Well, the secret is to keep in the sun so it dries out. The resulting crust on the leaves serves as an insect repellent too, I've found.
I do use the pretense of checking the roots for rot a lot. Sneak in some root stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:05 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:54 AM (vZj1b)
Hell, Heartless - you know we do phrasing here every night
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 01:02 AM (MuR/K)
No word, bebe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 01:06 AM (Dbv1R)
They control the talking points Day after day after day ugggg
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:05 AM (PmCoA)
That's what they want you to believe. The old Tokyo Rose model is alive and well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 01:07 AM (Dbv1R)
Random Moron: *phrasing!*
Horde: *sets phrasers to kill*
Red Shirt: *sets phrase to ... uhhh, dies*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Yeeeessss, I noticed the gloves have come off.
So you're messy, then. I've heard about that ficus of yours. Was it true you were going to send it to someone with a plaster cast of your cock in it?
That's a very original riff on a traditional favorite.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:03 AM (8O3HH)
I have a carob tree here that wants killin', if you do house call.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 01:08 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2018 01:08 AM (fQuWn)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:09 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 16, 2018 01:09 AM (yzxic)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:58 AM (Dbv1R)
I had the misfortune of watching CNN back in December, the reporting was shoddy, the analysis was flawed and the news was not even new. They are neither informing nor entertaining (they never were, but it's gotten worse, a lot worse).
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 01:10 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 12:53 AM (MuR/K)
Another traditional favorite.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:10 AM (cu8/f)
Happy Birthday Miley
yeah I am drunk
Mwaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:12 AM (QzJWU)
Liar!!!! You keep closing the curtains so i can't see the hot arborist! And that crust on my leaves is NASTY.
Posted by: publius's ficus at February 16, 2018 01:13 AM (MuR/K)
God Bless
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:13 AM (PmCoA)
yup, 4chan, doing what they do best. story at GP, with links to better sources.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:14 AM (vZj1b)
See me a picture of that thing. If it's hot, I'll be right over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:14 AM (8O3HH)
December, the reporting was shoddy, the analysis was flawed and the news
was not even new. They are neither informing nor entertaining (they
never were, but it's gotten worse, a lot worse).
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 01:10 AM (rHGeg)
Now there is something that DJT could, and should, do. End the virtual monopoly that CNN has on airport telescreens. Executive order, either through the FCC or the FAA, or both. Call it "Telnet Neutrality".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 01:15 AM (Dbv1R)
God Bless
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:13 AM (PmCoA)
*blushes*
Awwwwwwwww
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 16, 2018 01:16 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax
I did get the cast kit out, but there just wasn't enough plaster. Going to need a lot more of it.
No, what really happened was apparently I have a previously unknown allergy to plaster....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:14 AM (8O3HH)
Cheatin botany ho!
Posted by: publius's ficus at February 16, 2018 01:16 AM (MuR/K)
Take my word on this one: don't order it via Amazon drone.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2018 01:17 AM (eMKNe)
>> hey publius, how's the indoor garden tonight?
Well fertilized. Well fertilized indeed. Bountiful.
I'll be right back....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 12:53 AM (8O3HH)
Hmmmm, I'll bet you will, you wascally wapscallion!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:17 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
>>the hot arborist! And that crust on my leaves is
>> NASTY.
Still got that arborist on your mind, do you. And it's nasty, eh?
Well, looks like it might be time for Daddy to get out the pruning hook again. Bad little buses get the pruning hook, you know that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:18 AM (8O3HH)
Red Shirt: *sets phrase to ... uhhh, dies*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU)
HAH!
<scribbles check to Slapweasel, searches for stamp>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:19 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:19 AM (MTjB1)
Geez, you blow up a hole in one little wall... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 01:20 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:14 AM (8O3HH)
---
*nothing* is hot in Canuckistan, this time of year.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:21 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:18 AM (8O3HH)
You're getting it in with motorized vehicles too? is there no end to your debauchery?!
Posted by: publius's ficus at February 16, 2018 01:21 AM (MuR/K)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:24 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:25 AM (MTjB1)
LOL! Freudian typo. Remember that photo Zombie linked to, of the perv with his wand up the tailpipe?
Imagine that with a bus.
Hah.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:16 AM (8O3HH)
Ouch! Well, that's just a damn shame. Some lady out there is missing out on a fine piece of artwork.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:25 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:19 AM (cu8/f)
This is a wager, the nature of which I ought be informed thereof, at once!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
so, is there any truth to the rumor that Miley was the model for this album cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3_1kMgBuMA
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: lousagirl at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (PmCoA)
Horde Rocks!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)
{{{Slap}}} You're alive!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:21 AM (vZj1b)
Which is why I am in Arizona at this particular time. It was raining a little today, and rained a bit more yesterday. But not cold. I do have the heater on, but I also have a cold.
And I am going to go to bed. Need some down time to recharge. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 01:27 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:27 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:28 AM (vZj1b)
I tried a cactus out in the desert once. Once.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (cu8/f)
But the Red Shirt is still dead. No thanks to either of you!
/jeffchemflounce
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 01:30 AM (MTjB1)
>> of artwork.
I know right? But dammit, one restraining order is enough. Okay, 10 is enough. Well, *okay* 20.
Ficuses can't take out restraining orders, thank goodness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 16, 2018 01:31 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:28 AM (vZj1b)
I can clean up a rusty old Mec 600 Jr. 12 ga. shotshell reloader.
Think that'll work?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Know what the punchline is? I make and sell jewelry.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at February 16, 2018 01:37 AM (N3Tzm)
https://tinyurl.com/ycysjbsk
In cast anyone was wondering, the nickname the paper didn't want to print for fear of impropriety: "The Cotton District Dangler".
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 16, 2018 01:38 AM (yzxic)
>>>so, is there any truth to the rumor that Miley was the model for this album cover
Nope, it was this one:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb82rpjr
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:40 AM (cu8/f)
CNN provides it free to a number of major airports as CNN Airport, which has the same coverage except for being censored of images of plane crashes and sexually explicit content. I suppose that they'll have the monopoly regardless of what the FCC or FAA does (short of removing the screens altogether) until it has competition.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 01:40 AM (rHGeg)
{miley}
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Don't pee on your 'puter, and tell me it's bootin'.
KIDDING ASIDE.
Get the fuck well, amigo. Sport Drinks. Aspirin. Sleep & Rest.
Mostly though, Chicken Soup.
Say the word, and I'll cook up a batch. Third day, I'll dry ice and Fed Ex it up to you.
You'll get the deluxe version, too. I'll buy the live roasting hens, and process them all the way into the soup pot.
No frozen, processed birds for you, sir.
And DON'T think I'm sending you the whole batch.
Twenty Four quarts is expensive as hell to ship.
You'll get a gallon, and you'll LIKE IT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:40 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 15, 2018 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
Hence the 'I know a guy who knows a guy who can help with your problem' solution. There comes a point where prison looks good.
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2018 01:41 AM (UTgdE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 01:42 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 16, 2018 01:45 AM (rHGeg)
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Surfperch, tired at February 16, 2018 01:46 AM (rHGeg)
Antifa genius: why did you hit me?
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-/5
-2080238/?r=70772820qte=1
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:51 AM (vZj1b)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
LOL, just a royalty check for the usage of HAH!
Plus I love to write checks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 16, 2018 01:54 AM (cu8/f)
Y'all seem to be more "yourselves" than usual. Who told Slap to pee on his computer?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 01:54 AM (fuK7c)
It's like my youth when the television was playing National Anthem with an image of the flag waving before signing off.
Oh well, off to scour your earlier comments for hidden gems....
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 16, 2018 01:58 AM (kPobv)
straight, they have enough electrolytes in them to actually cause the body to pull water OUT of your cells to balance out the electrolyte levels in your blood stream, and you'll potentially fall out.
additionally, undiluted, they are at a PH level that can demineralize your teeth if you routinely expose them to it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 01:59 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2018 01:41 AM (UTgdE)
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 02:04 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 02:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 02:21 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Fred M. at February 16, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)
We were both on a message board (a rabidly liberal one at that. We're not on it anymore, haven't been for years. Me for being banned over Israel and her leaving from loyalty-although neither of us is interested in going back).
Anyhow, I said something, and she replied "That's because you're a numpty". If you remember message boards from the turn of the century, you'll "get" this. I had no idea what a "numpty" was, so I looked at her profile. She had an ICQ (internet messaging program. Gone, like the dinosaurs) ID listed. So I sent her a message:
*Uh-oh*
"What the hell is a numpty?"
She responded, "Oh, it's a nonsense word I use with my son"
We started to talk, first through IMs and then on the phone, and we seemed to hit it off. After a while, we decided that I should come up to Canada and meet her.
Now, we had no expectations, in fact, we were very clear that we were just two friends getting together for a fun weekend. We encouraged NEGATIVE expectations. We were 2500 miles apart, and in two different countries, this was never going to be a "relationship" thing. I will admit that like the ant with the rubber tree I had high hopes, but it wasn't a sexual thing. She was just out of a long term relationship, I had divorced my practice wife within the year.
So I flew up. After being hassled by Canadian customs for about an hour (That's an entirely different story), I walked out onto the concourse and she was still there, waiting.
We went back to her place and slept in separate beds. The next morning I met Big, who was 8 at the time ( I adopted him in 2005). I made them dinner-Chicken Divan. Big tried to make a sandwich out of a dish that is chicken and broccoli in a cream sauce. Ohhh....kay. What the hell kind of woman doesn't teach her kids that saucy dishes aren't for sandwiches?
In any event, I arrived on a Thursday. Remember, this entire visit was predicated upon the fact that we weren't going to be a couple, this was nothing more than a weekend rendezvous.
That Saturday night I looked at her and said "So are we a couple, or not?"
And she looked back at me and said "Yeah, I think we are."
I flew back up a couple of times, and on the tenth day(I've calculated this) that I was physically in the presence of my wife, I asked her to marry me.
She said "yes". 16 years and counting, baring one of us getting hit in the head with a metal bar and becoming a different person, I can live with that.
Hell, I live FOR that, and will, the rest of my days. Blissfully.
"Online dating" can happen when you least expect it.
Coda: My wife is many things, but sentimental is not one of them. If you ask her how we met, her answer will be "Dave couldn't find any American girls willing to put up with his shit, so he came up to Canada and seduced me"
Whatever. She fell on me when I proposed to her, from glee, her knees literally couldn't support her anymore. I was there. *winks* Love ya babe. You're the best thing that could have happened to me.....but so am I, reversed. "'Til death do we part"
Posted by: Weirddave at February 16, 2018 02:22 AM (Nyyc4)
Getting dusty in here. Maybe Lilly wants a hug?
Posted by: Fred M. at February 16, 2018 02:27 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 02:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:30 AM (vZj1b)
http://www.irc.org/
back in the day, the alt.drunken.bastards would do what we called "CC on the IRC", which is where you would take a drink of beer every minute for 100 minutes, which harder than it sounds... making it through a Century Club intact was quite a badge of honor, for various values of honor.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:34 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:35 AM (vZj1b)
A "Century" for us in college was four cases of Rolling Rock ponies (7 oz. bottles) between four guys in one sitting.
There was a bar -- it's being destroyed now -- that would just bring the case to your table and let you rent a bottle opener for $0.50.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 02:38 AM (fuK7c)
Short review, it kinda sucked.
WeirdDave's stories give me smiles from ear to ear.
I know know a few people that got married thanks to romantic magic of the intertubez. One guy from TN met moved to Canadia to be with his chick, one chick from Belgium living in MS...lot of British couples just all still residing in Jolly Old Engerlond.
Hell, I've developed crushes on interwebz girlz, but they were either fat or married and not interested either way.
Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 02:46 AM (ayUOl)
On each of three walls, there are bad drawings of 8 separate drinks, everything from a beer to a grasshopper. If you so choose, you can "drink the wall" and you get to substitute one of the drinks for another. I skipped the grasshopper--too sticky when it was f'ing hot out.
Once you drink the wall in one evening, you get the t-shirt. And one whopper of a headache. You are required to have a driver, and someone is supposed to stay with you while you puke your guts out and pass out.
I only got the one tshirt. That was enough.
Now they have a website where they list the miscreants who have, in fact, drunk the walls. It leave you a bit immortal, see?
I guess they don't do it any more, but it was something in it's day. And so was I, dancing on tables and having a fine time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 02:49 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:49 AM (vZj1b)
and it's fairly sane too, compared to /pol/ and such...
http://boards.4chan.org/k/catalog
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:59 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 03:01 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 03:12 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 03:15 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:16 AM (fuK7c)
621 This place is a tomb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 02:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Don't have to insult everyone just because I'm here.
Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2018 03:19 AM (cAnNx)
they didn't even blink when i asked if we could have anything but on the YV in front of us at the bar... got college tree hockey on ESPN, but at least it wasn't the fing Olympics.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:31 AM (vZj1b)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Rimon_20
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:32 AM (vZj1b)
It's Friday!
One more week and out to Mossy Rock. Anything warmer than where I'm at will be good.
Posted by: Fred M. at February 16, 2018 03:32 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Exile at February 16, 2018 03:34 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 02:34 AM (vZj1b)
We did the same thing, but it was a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes. We used Coors Light. The ole Silver Bullet. When we did it, there was a lot of vomiting.
I came out unpurged. It got the job done, but I hardly ever yacked in college. Mostly what got me was just the fact that I am not a huge fan of beer in the first place, and it was the relentless, non stop taste for over an hour and a half.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2018 03:34 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 03:38 AM (aC6Sd)
http://www.wqow.com/story/37499744/ron-kind-
primary-challenger-arrested-in-la-crosse-as-a-fugitive
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:38 AM (vZj1b)
minutes. We used Coors Light. The ole Silver Bullet. When we did it,
there was a lot of vomiting.
---
that was what this was... with me, the problem was getting the carbonation to come back out w/o bringing liquids or solids with it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:40 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:42 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:40 AM (vZj1b)
Yeah, I did a lot of belching and farting. So, pretty typical night.
I think only two of us made it without puking. One guy tried to puke, then continue. I asked him why he wanted to continue the experiment at that point.
It might have been better if we had used a better beer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2018 03:46 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2018 03:50 AM (ycWCI)
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 03:57 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 03:58 AM (aC6Sd)
knew who was attacking them because the French would charge while
screaming, the Limeys would charge while singing...... but the Americans
scared the living shit out of them because when they attacked they were
totally silent. Grim, deadly determination.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2018 10:10 PM (eXA4G)
In WWII the Germans, those fiendish bastards, turned the tables on the French by marching in backwards. The French thought they were leaving and promptly left their positions and went to dinner.
And the rest is history.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 16, 2018 04:02 AM (UThOJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2018 04:12 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:12 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2018 04:16 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:17 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:29 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:30 AM (Pg+x7)
Take my word on this one: don't order it via Amazon drone.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 16, 2018 01:17 AM (eMKNe)
There are so many damned roadrunners where I live that I am seriously considering posting signs warning drivers of the dangers of falling anvils...
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 16, 2018 04:31 AM (01faK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:31 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:17 AM (Pg+x7)
"If You Can Read This Message, You're Too Damn Close!"
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2018 04:32 AM (UTgdE)
Posted by: Smitty at February 16, 2018 04:40 AM (BPtPW)
Posted by: Smitty at February 16, 2018 04:44 AM (BPtPW)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:47 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: saf at February 16, 2018 05:14 AM (cS/ge)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2018 12:28 AM (Im/Ku)
Yeah, the Catholic church around here is mostly families and old folks. Back in Colorado Springs there was a Catholic Singles group that met for dinner on Sunday nights after mass. I wish I could find something like that around here, but no luck so far.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Met my wife at Theology on Tap.
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 05:33 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)
I think they have that cough syrup down at the local dispensary. Minus the chloroform. And the Morphia.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 16, 2018 06:19 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 06:21 AM (U7cLk)
Posted by: Colin at February 16, 2018 06:24 AM (8pmxv)
Posted by: Eromero
No trabajo para caca! Desear elevar!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 06:28 AM (U7cLk)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 05:33 AM (yM/Yl)
Tap as in beer tap?
Posted by: clutch at February 16, 2018 06:32 AM (lRax9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 05:33 AM (yM/Yl)
Tap as in beer tap?
Posted by: clutch
John 3:16 is a pretty good lager. It's recommended by football stadiums around the country.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 06:38 AM (U7cLk)
Have a great day, everyone.
And a special shout out to Aetius451AD. May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)
I thought it left open that he might have been drowning and it was a hallucination before death?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 16, 2018 06:41 AM (PbF8r)
Happy Friday!
Posted by: wing at February 16, 2018 06:44 AM (RSMz4)
Job 7:4
When I lie down, I say, When shall I arise, and the night be gone? and I am full of tossings to and fro unto the dawning of the day.
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 16, 2018 06:46 AM (2FqvZ)
She is so adorable."
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
You have No Idea how brilliant and sweet she is unless you talk to her.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 06:51 AM (Ckg4U)
lesson: the scots are tough, indeed.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2018 04:29 AM (Pg+x7)
Used to be. Now they are so leftist that the English say if Scotland left the Union the UK would never again have another Labourite PM.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez pitchers and catchers have reported at February 16, 2018 06:53 AM (P8951)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 07:01 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 07:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 07:03 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 07:04 AM (KP5rU)
Honest and upright and true
Till he turned to a gun shooting gambler
On account of a girl named Lou
They fell in with evil companions
The kind that are better off dead
When a gambler insulted her picture
He filled him full of lead.
Please mansplain Lou's responsibility for these events.
Posted by: Gem at February 16, 2018 07:04 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 16, 2018 07:15 AM (Ckg4U)
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