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The Morning Rant
"Remember when progressives squealed like stuck pigs when John McEnroe observed that Serena Williams would be ranked about #700 if she competed against men? They were all, like, wetting their panties, and You Can't Say Things Like That, because "grrl power". Well, I was thinking about this grrl power hooey a couple of nights ago when I was watching the pairs figure skating finals. It suddenly occurred to me that you never see the girl hoist the guy over her head with one arm and spin around a bunch of times. If grrl power was *really* a thing, pairs figure skating would be very different: we'd be watching itty-bitty women tossing the men around like sacks of flour, right? Just like the movies where the kick-ass female beats the stuffing out of 3 Special Forces guys at the same time. Let me put it this way: the first time I see a woman figure skater lift her male partner up with one hand and skate around on the ice, I'll eat a damn bug."
We've Got To Do Something About Those Damn Guns:
(h/t Warden)
Another Progressive Genius Owns Self:
From the upcoming documentary "CNN: The Obama Years".
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sunny-dee at February 16, 2018 11:22 AM (QAOZh)
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 16, 2018 11:22 AM (QAOZh)
Posted by: blanco at February 16, 2018 11:22 AM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 16, 2018 11:23 AM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:23 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)
And yes the NORK sled is Da Bomba.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:24 AM (IJ5VR)
If I was an African American I would be pissed that an African super hero is being pushed down my throat.
As a white American, I like James Bond but I identify with Jason Bourne.
If Iron Man was French , I would have not even thought about ever watching it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (F4kQO)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (i2Lsf)
Saw an advanced screening of Black Panther.
It was good. Just good. Not up to par with other Marvel movies, but not bottom of the barrel either.
Good humor, way too political at times. Whether or not it was intended to be anti-Trump, it certainly came off that way. There were some other spoilery things that didn't work either.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (tKW45)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafztjsx
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (IJ5VR)
True Fact! Black Panther is the first movie to use actual black actors. All other 'black' movies used Europeans with makeup.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard
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Mel Brook's mind is blown. Cleavon Little hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:26 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 11:26 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (Z5y53)
1. Starvation
B. Malnutrition
iii. Talking about 1 and B.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - publish or perish virtually at February 16, 2018 11:27 AM (/IMJl)
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The solution to this is obvious. GAY! GAY! GAY! Complete symmetry! No complementarity!
Posted by: Adam Rippon at February 16, 2018 11:28 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon
18 10 Wonder what the leading cause of death in North Korea is.
Posted by: blaster
1. Starvation
B. Malnutrition
iii. Talking about 1 and B.
Posted by: joncelli
Lose weight with this one easy Nork trick!
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:28 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 16, 2018 11:28 AM (Wvt+E)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (jsWA8)
Blade, "what you talking about being the first black super hero movie... b1tch!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (IJ5VR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (7ZVPa)
Finally, some representation for the children!
And in a related note, how about the praise for the "out" athletes in this year's winter games? Like people couldn't tell before without it being spelled out?
I get that it may be nice that the media coverage is not glossing over details, or avoiding one of their "up close and personal" segments for these athletes, but that doesn't mean *no* representation. Just "don't ask, don't tell" vs. "we need to put my sex life on the podium!!"
Boy, I sure am cranky about all of this identity stuff being pushed all over the place? Sorry about that...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 11:30 AM (7JbXq)
Fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:30 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (i2Lsf)
I heard that he was Dutch, she was, I believe, some sort of Scandi iceback, they were married, and this was for a Dutch reality TV show.
And yes, he out-raced her easily. She wasn't pleased, but her attitude was oh well, what can you do?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (prh9V)
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (xPJvm)
But they look weird, and not all skaters can do the trick.
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (sF8WE)
Pointing fingers and saying "pew pew" or holding an L-shaped pop-tart = end of the world
Actually indicating to people that you're going to murder lots of students at a school = meh, too much paperwork
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (IYHxL)
Finally, some representation for the children!
And in a related note, how about the praise for the "out" athletes in this year's winter games? Like people couldn't tell before without it being spelled out?
I get that it may be nice that the media coverage is not glossing over details, or avoiding one of their "up close and personal" segments for these athletes, but that doesn't mean *no* representation. Just "don't ask, don't tell" vs. "we need to put my sex life on the podium!!"
Boy, I sure am cranky about all of this identity stuff being pushed all over the place? Sorry about that...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
I don't mind "I'm gay. Next question." I mind "I'm gay and let's just talk about that!" Your sex life is not the totality of you or else something is wrong.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Qy+cd)
It just dawned on me that they think the A in AR-15 means "Assault"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
Smallest minority in the US, should be top of every leftist's priority.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (NTM5E)
True Fact! Black Panther is the first movie to use actual black actors. All other 'black' movies used Europeans with makeup.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard
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Mel Brook's mind is blown. Cleavon Little hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (FxM6p)
Sidney Poitier and James Earl Jones both called to ask "WTF?"
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
What if Stephen King and JK Rowling co-wrote a book. What would it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IJ5VR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IJ5VR)
Crap.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (84F5k)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Smallest minority in the US, should be top of every leftist's priority.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (xfb67) "
Surely you jest, mon ami.
Posted by: Gambit at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (sF8WE)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (jsWA
And so is Adam Rippon.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (prh9V)
Yes, she took it pretty well. And I attribute some of that anger to good old competitive instinct.
But to just expect to win?
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (i2Lsf)
I think it's hilarious Rowling keeps trying to retcon her characters to be more diverse. Obviously she took the criticism hard.
One of the funnier retcons was when Rowling tried to intimate Hermione was black. Just a couple of problems. Rowling had unprecedented control of casting, and Hermione was cast white.
Then there's this 1999 drawing of the Harry Potter main characters by Rowling:
https://___ur.com/gallery/LJjeG
Hermione's clearly not black.
Personally, I don't care at all. Hermione could be white, black, Asian, Jewish, Hmong, whatever. I love the character. I do care about laughing at Rowling though, because she's so very silly.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (FxM6p)
What if Stephen King and JK Rowling co-wrote a book. What would it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IJ5VR)
Harry Potter and the Murderous Clown Spider
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (RD7QR)
Dummy. Everyone knows it's a nutritional supplement.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (xPJvm) "
Nah, it's that workout you do with the suspension training straps.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (oZ6kz)
The world record time in the women's mile is 4:12.56. This mark was run by a man, Norman Taber, in 1915.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (nFwvY)
Is that real? I thought it was one of those clickbait things.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
Just now getting it, huh?
(yeah, took me awhile to figure that out too. Same as "AK")
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (7LY+6)
What if Stephen King and JK Rowling co-wrote a book. What would it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IJ5VR)
Not worth thinking about.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (prh9V)
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With no elaboration, I'm sure.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (nILVB)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (2sCft)
I guess that's going to be the plot of "Fantastic Beasts..." 2.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
She needs to shut her Voldemort holster.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (MnkFD)
When are we going to have a conversation on the number of rape dicks in the US?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (xfb67)
anyway, he's not black - he's a big ol' floppy tabby.
and he's nothing at all like a panther, he's very laid back. (except if he spots a bird)
but his name is still Black Panther. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)
What if Stephen King and JK Rowling co-wrote a book. What would it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018
*
*
Potter's Lot
The Hogwarts Zone
Different Wandings
Carrie Plays Quidditch
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (uk/oG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (BWL+E)
Dummy. Everyone knows it's a nutritional supplement.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon
It's an anal suppository and a floor wax.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IJ5VR)
Crap.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (AURKQ)
And really, really long. Like Warren Piece.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (xPJvm)
When people get scared about their gun rights, it gets people to the polls. The voters that are big on gun grabbing are usually in urban places that are already deep blue.
Obama during his two elections were able to not have guns as an issue (and the Republicans he ran against were not big on the 2A either) and I think it really helped him.
Trump's support of the 2A was the sleeper issue that doesn't get enough credit. There's a reason rural turnout was off the charts and was able to flip these Rust Belt states.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (lKmt3)
(yeah, took me awhile to figure that out too. Same as "AK")
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (7LY+6)
LOL
Yeah as I said "Last one to know"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:36 AM (5y11N)
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Oh, hell yes!
Posted by: Shep! at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (nILVB)
Posted by: Harry Potter at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (5y11N)
Ans stupid fucking liberal media clowns get the damn vapors when they describe the "AR-15 Assault rifle" forgetting/ignoring that .223 is not a particularly powerful cartridge and is banned for deer hunting in multiple states as being too low power for deer.
It's almost like they have some kind of an agenda
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (IJ5VR)
But but but, Billie Jean King!
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (i2Lsf)
boring Mainers with really stupid names? squigdigiltydooflerop
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (nFwvY)
When are we going to have a conversation on the number of rape dicks in the US?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2018 11:35 AM (xfb67)
You kid, but there are feminists out there who say all men are potential rapists in part because they have dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Inconvenient truth. I brought this up during the halfpipe competitions, the stats of the gold medal runs for Sean White and Chloe Kim.
Sean: 97.75 score, performed back to back 1440s (four 360 degree spins)
Chloe: 98.25 score, performed back to back 1080s (three 360 degree spins, first woman ever to land this in competition)
I love Chloe, I'm so proud of her run and all our female snowboarders. But if the men and women competed together she would be nowhere NEAR the podium, or the score she got. Men and women might be different, who knew?
Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
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Does it have a chainsaw bayonet lug?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Listen to this.
Upon turning 18, and it would need to be actually before turning 18 so the record-keeping could be there upon one's birthday, any instances of mental instability would be "reported."
What a maroon.
Big brother tracks kids from birth to age whatever (and this means lifetime), and puts all incidents of mental health reportings in a national database.
But what constitutes a "reporting?"
Who are these judges of competency or incompetency?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (5OEn4)
I don't understand this at all. Athletes like this live and breathe their track times. They know their personal best and rolling average for each event under many conditions.
She should have been able to compare times and say, "well, he averages X seconds faster than I do, and his personal best is Y seconds faster than mine". There should have been zero surprises.
I'm guessing this is faked for reality TV.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:38 AM (iv0p7)
Exactly. But the media (and some of the athletes) can't do moderation.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
__________________________________
The Shawshank Prisoner of Azkaban.
Posted by: Harry Potter at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Sledlow at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (BPtPW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:34 AM (BWL+E)
It the women's mile 77% of a mans mile?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (FxM6p)
Barring some unlikely combo of events in November, Trump will only be able to accomplish anything through inaction, or administrative discretion (as allowed by farcically lawless "courts").
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Lizzy
Pulitzer for the 1st interviewer to Dom Deluise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfnz32eOpS4
Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (FhXTo)
They were indeed both impressive in their own right, but they weren't equal.
And there's nothing wrong with that. Wish others felt that way, without getting up in arms about it.
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (i2Lsf)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Qy+cd)
Both he and Trump are impetuous children some of the time. Romney is just getting back at Trump for Trump calling Romneys immigration reform malicious .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (F4kQO)
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I had a pink and blue stuffed poodle that I named Yellow Dog Dingo.
(Kids are a blast when you aren't ready to hang them up in a closet by their allegedly opposable thumbs.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (MIKMs)
Same as why we all look the same to you folks...
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (7LY+6)
AR-10
AR-15
AR-18
_______________________________
We named it first, arrrrr.
Get me the arrrr 10!
Get me the arrrr 15!
Arrrrr. . . .
Posted by: Pegleg Pirate at February 16, 2018 11:40 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
Smallest minority in the US, should be top of every leftist's priority."
Loookit dere Bro! Here come da CRAB!!!!
oh he gon lay down now. Mebbe tomorrow.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Liberty Prime at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (+2EWk)
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$50 says that's not terribly competitive among high school males in regional events.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: LizLem
I know, right? Women are icky and bumpy.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (LAe3v)
Dummy. Everyone knows it's a nutritional supplement.multipal
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no it's multiple sclerosis 13..
sheesh i did that on the other thread also.
which shows i never learn about being willowed
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Jay In Ames at February 16, 2018 11:37 AM (i2Lsf)
Ugh...watched that Bobby Riggs movie. Sucked. Shoulda known what it would be.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (70cRb)
No, no, no, MS-13 is a band out of Atlanta that specializes in melding roots-rock with urban sounds and techno music.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (tRaq7)
__________________________________
The Shawshank Prisoner of Azkaban.
Posted by: Harry Potter at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM
I liked the Comic Relief parody, Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot of Azerbaijan.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2018 11:42 AM (p+Wdc)
Remember when they were the boogey-man of guns, right after the assault derringer
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:42 AM (NTM5E)
............. in New York on Thursday, March 1st.
Current Speaker Line-Up:
Eric Cantor, Vice Chairman of Moelis and former House Majority Leader
Guess he's not starving.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 16, 2018 11:42 AM (dQJCS)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Z8j2x)
Yeah they got a machine-gun beat to die for.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:42 AM (IJ5VR)
Stephen King thinks MS-13 is a gun.
Dummy. Everyone knows it's a nutritional supplement.multipal
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no it's multiple sclerosis 13..
sheesh i did that on the other thread also.
which shows i never learn about being willowed
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Z8j2x)
MS-13 its a Mind Stimulant...and a floor wax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:43 AM (70cRb)
lifetime), and puts all incidents of mental health reportings in a
national database.
But what constitutes a "reporting?"
Who are these judges of competency or incompetency?
Anyone born below the Mason-Dixon line is automatically barred from gun possession.
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at February 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 11:43 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (IJ5VR)
They played a German guy named Karsten Braasch in 1998. He was ranked 203 in the world at the time. He beat them both pretty easily. But he admits that neither side took it terribly seriously and they were all having fun.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Miss Piggy at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (MnkFD)
the perfect leftest tool for the masses
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (Z8j2x)
Superior Slav design and manufacturing - all parts milled or hammered to within 'good enough, blyat' tolerances
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)
Bob, it's all things to all peeples
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Z8j2x)
Me Bob or NSA Bob? I get confused. Can't we use NSA Joe?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (70cRb)
Eric Cantor, Vice Chairman of Moelis and former House Majority Leader
Guess he's not starving.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris
He's doing exactly what he did while in Congress: flapping his gums to no effect. Let him. He can do less damage where he is.
Posted by: pep at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (LAe3v)
Nah. Just a thing that pops up.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:39 AM (7LY+6)
Did it have the "evil pistol grip" or the "assault folding stock"
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (NTM5E)
A Coon-ass super hero? Hard to say.
The swamp folks sure could use them one, today!
We'd like one nice and jumbo
We could call him Captain Gumbo
But with Marvel we'll get Crawfish Etouffé
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 11:46 AM (wPiJc)
lifetime), and puts all incidents of mental health reportings in a
national database.
But what constitutes a "reporting?"
Who are these judges of competency or incompetency?
Anyone born below the Mason-Dixon line is automatically barred from gun possession.
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at February 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LAe3v)
Dated a Psychologist in Colorado Springs for awhile...
She was the biggest Whack Job I've ever dated. Would shoo a fly out of her house, instead of killing it... Vegetarian... totally against war, even while trying to treat Vets with PTSD... Wiccan...
Great in the sack though...
Soooo... would I trust HER to decide who can have a gun or not???
Uh.... no....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
Idiots.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 16, 2018 11:46 AM (uDcBt)
Posted by: LizLem
I know, right? Women are icky and bumpy.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (LAe3v)
And don't forget, women can have multiple orgasms.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (prh9V)
That's one of the more fixable ones on there, or at least addressable.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (bMitF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
I remember when MSNBC debuted. Microsoft and NBC were to create some phony baloney high techy programs.
But is Microsoft still involved with that pestilential channel?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (+Tibp)
Meaning, the school can force a kid to sit down for a psychiatric exam, without the OK of the parent or guardian.
And those giving the psych exam will be government employees, just as are the teachers and "administrators."
And it can be triggered by the question "are there guns at home?"
The GOPe will gleefully be bipartisan on this one.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (5OEn4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Harry Potter.
Because all the millennials will think they are asian now.
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (nFwvY)
I'd have to ask my wife, she knows all that stuff, but I do know it's not terribly rare for a high school guy to break the four minute mile.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Dbv1R)
Indeed. Anyone?
Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (16bxt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Z8j2x)
Me Bob or NSA Bob? I get confused. Can't we use NSA Joe?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (70cRb)
ok i'm stuck in a quandary.. a cannibal or nsa..
ha
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:48 AM (Z8j2x)
The mile isn't run very much anymore, but the American HS record was 3.53 by Alan Webb from South Lakes HS ...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:48 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (prh9V)
Not the way i do it.
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at February 16, 2018 11:48 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 16, 2018 11:29 AM (jsWA
And so is Adam Rippon.
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You know how a wolf caught in a trap will gnaw off its paw? Well,
'Silver linings': Gay Olympian notes his broken thumb will keep him from shaking Mike Pence's hand
Gus Kenworthy
@guskenworthy
Broke my thumb yesterday in practice. It won't stop me from competing (obvi) but it does prevent me from shaking Pence's hand so... Silver linings! Will be giving my teammates (and literally everyone else) an enthusiastic "thumbs up!" of encouragement the rest of the trip.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
$50 says that's not terribly competitive among high school males in regional events.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)
Record for 15 year old boys: 4:08.80
Record for 16 year old boys: 3:54.63
Record for 17 year old boys: 3:50.90
So, yeah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Dbv1R)
Radcliffe is the actor who played Harry Potter in the Harry Potter movies.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (prh9V)
These features appear within these groups because Mongols.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (fA1SL)
Now is Bob replaced by Boris from KGB, comrade.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (tRaq7)
I saw some NBC commercial for the Olympics and it as all about girls beating boys at sports and humiliating them.
Never mind the worse men in these sports would absolutely destroy the girls, and we have all the data to prove it.
You can be for equality without denying reality.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (lKmt3)
And don't forget, women can have multiple orgasms.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (prh9V)
Isn't that a tad greedy?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (prh9V)
just sayin.
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (16bxt)
They are by far the most liberal group in medicine, if you include the stupid shit some of them do medicine.
They think that you are unstable if you even WANT to buy a gun.
Also, the specialty is filled with homosexuals. One of the reasons that the DSM-V was changed regarding homosexuality.
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (NTM5E)
Re: NK cheerleader similarity, they were probably recruited from women with similar looks. After that, it is a matter of makeup hiding differences in face shape. Someone good with theatrical makeup could probably make you look like one of the collective, too.
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (sF8WE)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (Z8j2x)
(obvi) but it does prevent me from shaking Pence's hand so... Silver
linings
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Damn. Gay AND one-handed. Poor bastard.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (ks6bw)
To defeat the great evil, a killer clown spider, the three main kids would have to do a magic spell that requires having sex with each other while bathed in pig's blood to make it work.
And I would throw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (nILVB)
Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (7JbXq)
I have to think JK is a bit envious of the playright managing to make her characters way more PC and culturally relevant (to the current entertainment industry) than she did. Must kill her, seeing what a SJW she is.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
No. Bailed about 15 years ago, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at February 16, 2018 11:33 AM (sF8WE)
Depends upon what part gets lifted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Harry Potter.
Because all the millennials will think they are asian now.
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (nFwvY)
Turning Japanese... turning Japanese?...
I really think so....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
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I remember that as well. Soledad O'Brien was paraded out as some sort of techie babe when in fact every time she opened her mouth, her brains fell out.
(Remember Kim Commando and her radio show on computers? Something like that, but Kim knew what she was doing.)
I think Microsoft is still involved, although only financially and not in the programming aspect.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (ks6bw)
Rowling also tried to retcon Hermione black.
See my comment above.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (iv0p7)
Bob, no my husband really puffs up at the task.
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (Z8j2x)
LMAO at that all day Willow! Thank you! Except for the cawfee on the screen but worth it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:52 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:52 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Damn. If I was MS I think I'd sue to change the name. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 16, 2018 11:52 AM (+Tibp)
I called on Psychiatrists when I was a drug rep in the '90s and they are the bug-fuck craziest group of people. I would not want to rely on them to determine whether or not I could have a firearm.
"Oh, yeah? Here's your box of manure, pal!" - Very Stable Genius Psychiatrists
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:52 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 16, 2018 11:52 AM (tRaq7)
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Posted by: Yul Brynner at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (hvf9s)
I remember when MSNBC debuted.
Laura Ingraham had a show.
Tucker Carlson had a show.
Michael Savage had a show.
Two out of three now back on TV at FNC.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (IqV8l)
Cursed Child was almost universally panned by Harry Potter fans. They called it bad glorified fanfic.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (iv0p7)
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Goldman Sachs CEO: Economy is stronger under Trump than if Clinton won
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HUGE FAB Supporter
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (y3aQB)
Screw you, comrade.
Posted by: East German "Womens" Skating Federation at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ewxPW)
there could be some truth to the idea, some go into certain callings to heal thyself.
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Broke my thumb yesterday in practice. It won't stop me from competing
(obvi) but it does prevent me from shaking Pence's hand so... Silver
linings
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Damn. Gay AND one-handed. Poor bastard.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:50 AM (ks6bw)
Karma - it would be the thumb on his "dominant" hand IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Z8j2x)
https://tinyurl.com/ydb5jz49
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (NTM5E)
And don't forget, women can have multiple orgasms.
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If you're going to have orgasms in class, please bring enough to share with everyone.
Posted by: Mrs. Claddlesnatch, First Grade teacher at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (r9UYA)
...
Well obviously the male figure skaters can do everything bigger and better, but as I understand it, that's not all that pairs skating is about. It reminds me of ballet, where the guy is mainly there to present the female dancer, whom everyone is watching. But when the guy dances or skates solo, he gets to show off all his big powerful jumps.
Posted by: stace at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:54 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Yul Brynner"
Yul know that he was from Far Eastern Russia...
so yeah, "asian"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at
February 16, 2018 11:47 AM (prh9V)
just sayin.
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Z8j2x)
It's what I frequently say to Mrs. Muse: "Good Lord, woman, ANOTHER one? How can you do that?"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (prh9V)
The world record time in the women's mile is 4:12.56---
$50 says that's not terribly competitive among high school males in regional events.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)
A quick check says HS boys record time for the mile is 3:53.43
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (lKyWE)
The other restriction of freedoms I could support would be that family can voluntarily commit up to age 21. Maybe the Sandy Hook nutjob would have been in a cozy padded room if his mom had not lost the option on his 18th b-day. Violent mental illness often doesn't manifest until 18 or 19 although it sounds like Florida evil dude was obvious from age 12 or 13 but his adoptive? parents refused to see it.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (84F5k)
Note that my first job out of college was reading Navy Technical manuals to see if they were written to specification. I did that all day long everyday.
Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (16bxt)
Because the latter seems to be what has happened, and it seems like that is the exact opposite to what was should've happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Ivan from FSB at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (ewxPW)
*******
It's been done.
And wouldn't you know it? There's a code for that
ICD-10-CM Code E88.81 - Metabolic syndrome; Syndrome X
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (wPiJc)
And here I thought the reverse of "lift" was "to drop." Prolly what would happen if any girl skater tried to lift a guy.
*bang ding ow* "Ooops, sorry.."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:55 AM (prh9V)
as i state to my spouse, we're blessed with one like You
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Shep! at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (nILVB)
Wray recently noted the Chinese have "collectors" of our information, with over 300,000 students that can collect from the academic world and deliver the goods to China.
Of course Bill Clinton let them right into our deepest military secrets and they walked out the door with hard drives, then God only knows what Hillary has been selling to China/Russia or anyone. wipe/smash/bleachbit all evidence Hillary ... runrunrun.
"One of the things we're trying to do is view the China threat as not just a whole-of-government threat, but a whole-of-society threat on their end," Wray said. "And I think it's going to take a whole-of-society response by us."
https://tinyurl.com/ycll6sp6
Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (bT8Z4)
I thought Chloe was awesome as well, but Shaun White's runs were just visibly more athletic. I'm glad they're both Team USA.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (3J/LN)
A quick check says HS boys record time for the mile is 3:53.43
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Yes, but that's with Kevin Spacey chasing them on a Vesper motor scooter.
Posted by: Mrs. Claddlesnatch, First Grade teacher at February 16, 2018 11:56 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)
Superior Slav design and manufacturing - all parts milled or hammered to within 'good enough, blyat' tolerances
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)
Heh. Might not be what you'd call a precision rifle, but they shoot and shoot and shoot and get run over by a tank and shoot and get dropped in the muck and shoot and shoot and shoot.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
Think about that - an approx 20 (TWENTY!!!) second difference.
That's not even in the same league, much less "close".
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:57 AM (Z8j2x)
Cursed Child was almost universally panned by Harry Potter fans. They called it bad glorified fanfic.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 11:53 AM (iv0p7)
But it's full of Diversity!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (prh9V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (5y11N)
15 Willowed:
True Fact! Black Panther is the first movie to use actual black actors. All other 'black' movies used Europeans with makeup.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard
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Mel Brook's mind is blown. Cleavon Little hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (FxM6p)
Sidney Poitier and James Earl Jones both called to ask "WTF?"
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
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Heard Denzel Washington is Belgian. Shame he too all these awards for real black actors.
https://tinyurl.com/b38f2b9
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (fEFmM)
But it will also exclude him from the locker room circle jerks.
So every silver lining has a cloud.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (O5Q3r)
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Posted by: Yul Brynner"
Yul know that he was from Far Eastern Russia...
so yeah, "asian"
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Secret Asian man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:59 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 16, 2018 11:59 AM (x+R19)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Dbv1R)
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Emma Watson's sister.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (IqV8l
bwaha, he was actually pretty darnd cute.
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 11:59 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Sledlow at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (BPtPW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 11:58 AM (5y11N)
Kind of like if the fucking immigration laws were actually enforced we wouldn't have a problem with illegal immigration but I guess the liberals like that stupid fuck Sheriff can pick and choose what Laws to enforce.
Tax laws not so much.
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (NTM5E)
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Pfffft. Been there, done that. Smashing success. Don't think you could top us.
Posted by: Soviet Union at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: thathalfrican
Still is. How's the half pint halfrican?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Ivan from FSB at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (ewxPW)
Logically and constitutionally, if the 2A read "the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, apart from anything people come up with that sounds sensible at the time, notwithstanding that all these things serve no purpose" - then all the gun laws make sense. And there's no limit to them.
Of course the constitution lies in shreds, because the courts have in effect inserted that silly phraseology from above into all the key protections of the individual - the very heart of the document and the American enterprise.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (QDnY+)
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Here is a restriction of the 2nd amendment I could allow.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (O5Q3r)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafztjsx
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:25 AM (IJ5VR)
"Not Guilty on account of Muslim Superiority!"
-Hawaiian Judge #6
Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (9TK8E)
I mostly agree, but this is a little unfair. In pair skating the coaches pick female partners who are "flyers". IOW they pick little 90lb women so the 135lb guy can do all that lifting.
I'm not taking anything away from what they do. They are clearly world class and have amazing body control.
But if you wanted to go pick a 185lb female shotput athlete and teach her to skate, I'm sure she could do some impressive lifts if you partnered her with a 90lb man.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (iv0p7)
The school knew, the FBI knew, the local police knew. How did he pass a background check with 39 trips to his house?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (5y11N)
And......yet another exhibit supporting 'Slavs as master-race' thesis.
Spacibo.
* presents folded Adidas track suit *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: PaleRider
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Yea, I'm a rabid gun nut, but I think making rifle purchases the same age as pistol purchases would not be a bad idea.
These teenage twits are attracted to the AR and this won't be the last mass shooting with that gun.
An 18 year old can still use one through a parent, just like a 17 year old can hunt, shoot cans, etc without legally purchasing the gun.
Problem is, 18 ain't what it used to be. I don't think 18 year olds should be able to vote either.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lKmt3)
About sixth last year among California boys, but far from medalling.
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (FLpne)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lKmt3)
Unless your in The Military, not voting till age 35/40...but hey that's just me. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (5y11N)
Poor Melania !!
How humiliating !
Posted by: Yeah at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (jQNiN)
Shouldn't that be 26?
Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (FwcYV)
And then we're going to have a second event, same distance, restricted to a group of people who don't run as fast.
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (wPiJc)
Americans murdered by guns: 5,276
We don't need more gun control laws. We need more doctor control laws! Doctors are 23x more deadly than guns!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (fqUgw)
We needed him for The Narrative.
Posted by: FBI at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (RwYr/)
This WNBA superstar earns just 20% of an NBA player's salary
"I feel like we have a lot of work to do."
-Nneka Ogwumike, L.A. Sparks MVP on the gender pay gap in basketball
Of course, it's not just basketball. Even when comparing the sexes with the same job title at the same company and using similar education and experience, the gender pay gap persists across the board: Men earned 2.4 percent more than women on average, down slightly from last year, according to a study by salary-tracking website PayScale.
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 12:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 12:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lKmt3)
Can we make an exception for the kids in the military?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 12:03 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
Eh, casting Hermione as black in the Harry Potter play didn't seem all that revolutionary to me, the National Theatre in the UK does this constantly. They did a remake of Frankenstein, the one with Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller rotating the roles of Frankenstein and the monster. All the roles should be white, but Elizabeth the love interest was played by Naomie Harris (Moneypenny in the current Bond movies) and the dad was George Harris (Shacklebot in the Harry Potter movies), both minority actors. Naomie was brilliant, George was meh. This type of casting is not unusual for British theatre nowadays.
Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 12:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lKmt3)
Disagree with you here. I also think that the drinking age should be 18 also.You can enter a contract, go to war but you can't drink a beer? Bullshit.
Posted by: Timon at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (NTM5E)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eSL6Nv2ZdQ
One of the best movie scores from a great movie with one of the most memorable villains. For me at least. How heart breaking was Uncas' death?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (+Tibp)
18 year olds serve in the military. If your old enough to do that, you're old enough to do everything else.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 16, 2018 12:04 PM (tKW45)
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 12:05 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Sledlow at February 16, 2018 12:05 PM (BPtPW)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 16, 2018 12:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 12:05 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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yes, seems fair
I don't really think you could change the Constitution anyway, but 18 these days is like 14 was a few generations ago.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:05 PM (lKmt3)
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Many years ago I applied for a job with a psychiatrist who, as a side hustle, made dummy munitions for military training purposes. He showed me around and pointed out various products saying, "this mothtfvcker blah blah blah" and "that motherboard blah blah blah." That's right. He manufactured and sold motherfvckers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
This particular manufacturer of horse parts and minced floor sweepings used perhaps one of the most Othering jingles ever committed to broadcast.
"What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?" That could be the start of an interesting philosophical discussion. Are certain kids drawn to certain brands? Is there a hot dog eating personality in the first place? But no, the jingle does not go there.
"Fat kids". Yup, it went right there. Not even weight challenged. Just fat.
"Skinny kids". The tone deafness with regard to the bulimic community is, frankly, deafening.
"Kids who climb on rocks". Kids who climb on rocks may fall down and hurt themselves. Loving mothers don't allow rock climbing for this reason, although that leads to kids having a stunted imagination and inability to face risk. If the kids in question learn to climb on rocks when Mom is not looking this encourages rule-breaking and lawlessness and will probably lead to the kid smoking cigarettes.
"Tough kids". Seriously? We're celebrating bullying in a hot dog manifesto?
"Sissy kids". It said "sissy kids" right there. I can't even. Not all male spawn are masculonormative. The world needs figure skaters, too, you know.
"Even kids with chicken pox" ends the song. So great, you buy this brand of stuffed meat paste and your kid will be fat, skinny, hurt from the rocks, a bully, a fairy, and break out in splotches of disease.
(I woke up with this earworm today and decided to inflict it upon all of you lot).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 12:06 PM (fuK7c)
I knew that the brainwashing was bad ~ but a female speed skater that thought she could beat a male speed skater head to head? That is simply retarded. If you are a participant in that sport on a regular basis you should be aware that the times of even the slowest of the men are way faster that the fastest woman on her best day. I mean how retarded do you have to be to think you could beat a guy head to head in such an event ?
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ia9DD)
Posted by: Chillin at February 16, 2018 12:06 PM (7K25Q)
Here is a restriction of the 2nd amendment I could allow. No gun purchase until age 21.
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Here is a restriction of the 2nd amendment I could allow.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 12:00 PM (FxM6p)
rickb223 - you left out " FYNQ".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)
Behold, "Crawfish Man - The Cajun Superhero"
https://youtu.be/9iiYIbtkh_s
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 12:08 PM (EzdLW)
Ain't got nothing better to do
Than make a meal of some bright eyed kid
You need someone looking after you.
Posted by: fly gal at February 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8TdcF)
Khigh Deigh- Anglo-Egyptian Sudanese, played Chinese guys.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chillin at February 16, 2018 12:06 PM (7K25Q)
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not if you live in Lost Angels... you see their placas all over the place*.
*assuming, of course, that you pay attention and know what a placa is.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 12:09 PM (OaNFX)
Posted by: x at February 16, 2018 12:09 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at February 16, 2018 11:49 AM (prh9V)
Ah, OK, then. That's an entire sector of crap culture that I have successfully avoided.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 12:09 PM (Dbv1R)
Dummy. Everyone knows it's a nutritional supplement. "
MS-13 cures cancer ... so BigPharma made it illegal, everyone knows that. /s
Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 12:10 PM (bT8Z4)
******
Well done young man!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 16, 2018 12:10 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: DPRNK News at February 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+2EWk)
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lKmt3)
??
Posted by: Barely Legal at February 16, 2018 12:21 PM (VWsDy)
Commentators gush over aerodynamics of North's sled!
Posted by: Dennis at February 16, 2018 12:21 PM (400G7)
Still at the NICU he will hopefully be discharged this weekend.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 16, 2018 12:22 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 16, 2018 12:26 PM (awqYm)
Smallest minority in the US, should be top of every leftist's priority.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
There is. His name is Zydeco and has on this metal washboard vest that he throws around like Captain America's shield.
Wait that was just a guy in a band I saw kicing ass in a bar in New Orleans last week.
Consider this my copyright registration.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 16, 2018 12:27 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Eric at February 16, 2018 12:34 PM (UDVET)
Wait, accidents can be intentional?
Posted by: Eric at February 16, 2018 12:34 PM
**grabs pen and paper and begins making list**
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2018 12:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard
"Cabin In The Sky" was never filmed by Vincent Minnelli either.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 16, 2018 12:45 PM (TPimP)
Fook Harry Potter. Much ado about less than nothing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2018 12:46 PM (pNxlR)
Sean White did ten times the difficulty of the Kim girl power and they still got the same +/- score.
How does that work unless there are two very different grading scales? But off course men and women must be equal except when they are not.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 12:53 PM (3BFzK)
Actually, you'd see very large women tossing itty-bitty men around like sacks of flour.
If these itty-bitty men happen to be the beta males I expect they would be, it might actually be amusing to watch. Extra points if she drops him now and again.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 16, 2018 12:56 PM (3NjrP)
That said, lose up, a small bullet that tumbles when it hits flesh can do a lot of damage.
Still I liked the M-14 better. For one thing it didn't jam.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 16, 2018 01:04 PM (Sda6L)
Collusion???
Still waiting for that bomb
Posted by: Yeah at February 16, 2018 01:07 PM (KFRkA)
Signed: Eric Idle
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 16, 2018 01:15 PM (RuIsu)
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