aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Important Breaking News from CNN: Woman Recounts Her Several Minor Brush-Offs of Dates Who Voted Trump as If They're High Drama
Couple of points: If a woman says that being a Trump-voter is a deal-breaker, dude, don't attempt to date her. So many reasons. So many reasons. Putting aside the obvious ones -- like, she's a hyperpolitical c*** who will fight with you over every minor thing to prove she's empowered -- the odds of any two people being a match are pretty low, and if the other person has already set up what she terms a "deal-breaker" condition and you break that, then the odds go from just north of zero to considerably south of zero. What the hell, dude? You want to make boring chit-chat with a stranger you probably don't like and pick up the cost of her meal for the pleasure of it? If you're thinking "better a bad date than no date," wrong. A bad date is the worst. Avoid. I can't say I feel super-sympathetic to her dates, to be honest. One concealed his party affiliation to make it to a coffee with her, and neither dealt with rejection well. I mean, they didn't deal with it poorly enough to get an article written about it, but this is the ride you bought a ticket for when you tried to date a hyperpartisan feminist vulture. This is all on you, bruvs. She told you what she was upfront, and you went a-courtin' anyhow. Here's something I've been thinking about lately, which I'm sure has been discussed before. The human brain craves struggle and stress. Well, crave is the wrong word -- it expects struggle and stress. It expects competition, and risk, and sometimes loss, and sometimes triumph. It may not crave stress and struggle per se, but it is in fact engineered to be on the lookout for stress and struggle, and then put its problem-solving algorithms to work in overcoming that stress and struggle. While the brain doesn't crave stress and struggle per se, it does in fact notice its absence when it's missing. It doesn't miss struggle and stress per see -- but it does notice that something important is missing when it doesn't encounter them. Here's an analogy: You could get along fine without having to make a bowel movement (if your biology were modified such that you digest every atom of food you consume). But while you wouldn't miss not having bowel movements, you would notice: "Wow, this very basic and very elemental part of human existence is no longer part of my life. That's very weird, and I don't know how I feel about it." You might even just sit on the toilet on occasion to just mimic the process you once considered to be day-to-day normal and inevitable. This was a weird thing I felt when I fasted for five days. I didn't have to poop because, well, I wasn't eating. But still, it felt weird not to poop, and you gotta know I googled "Am I dying if I don't poop when fasting" on Google a few times. Point is, the human brain is engineered to expect struggle and stress. It is also engineered to feel strong emotions about struggle and stress, and to feel depression and a lack of worthiness when failing, but also to feel the euphoria of victory. Fortunately -- and also unfortunately -- many people do not face much stress or struggle in their lives. They certainly don't have to hunt every morning, unsure if they'll be eating that night. They face no large predators, they are menaced by no strangely-feathered tribesmen from across the forbidden hills. This would be a good thing -- sort of like no longer having to excrete waste would be a good thing -- except the brain realizes that something's missing. No stress, no struggle -- that's good. That means no unsatisfied hunger, no days of desperate want. But it also means no triumph. People's brains sense that something is missing. And many people's brains decide, unfortunately, to fill that gap by inventing silly, stupid dramas in their lives. Their brains feel the absence of something fundamentally human and vital, and so being inventing fake make-pretend versions of it -- like me sitting on the toilet even though I didn't have to poop. They play-act struggle, like I play-acted pooping. Sure, this woman writing this stupid article doesn't have the high emotion of having to find her way back to her village in the pitchblack of a moonless night, listening for the sounds of jackals in the scrub. That's a good thing. But she senses the emptiness of a life without challenge and a life without purpose and a life without movement, whether forwards (hopefully) or backwards (sadly -- but at least you know what it is to feel loss). And so she's set her mind -- unconsciously, I'm sure; she doesn't seem like a deep thinker to me -- to inventing Pretend Struggles to fill her lazy, boring, empty, meaningless challenge-free life with. A woman who takes great pride in writing about her insignificant bad dates (90% of all dates are bad dates -- spoiler alert) is obviously not a woman with a great deal of true challenge or forward-moving progress in her life. A woman who's spent the morning achieving at her start-up side-hustle business already has enough sense of stress and struggle in her life -- she feels the sting of failure and the rush of triumph whenever she makes or loses a sale. She has enough stress -- and the positive version of stress, eustress, excitement, anticipation, the feeling of being in the game and playing with stakes that matter -- that she doesn't have to ridiculize herself by pretending that each faint squeak of a semi-fart in her life is some Grand Adventure fit to be memorialized and shared with the public. People with lives of actual interest and consequences do not have to blow trivial incidents into battles of good and evil unseen since The Two Towers. A lot of people simply do not have much purpose, or much to do, or much to look forward to tomorrow. Idle hands are the devil's playthings -- and an idle mind is the devil's drafting table. Get busy, lady, or just get bent. Either way, you'd be checking some box on some checklist, you'd be doing the rest of us a big favor by actually doing something of genuine consequence instead of stinking up the place with your sad, cold-sweat Walter Mitty tales of triumph.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:00 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:00 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:01 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 13, 2018 07:02 PM (hqQ+Q)
Posted by: Greg61 at February 13, 2018 07:03 PM (W777x)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:03 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: whig at February 13, 2018 07:03 PM (acrHV)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (gEvQ8)
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Bold
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (tvk2S)
SIL says Trump has the capacity to murder someone. She's a psychiatrist.
Imagine being married to that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT
Are you busy Saturday night, Mary? Want to go out on a date?
Posted by: bruv trying to date a hyperpartisan feminist vulture at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (EzdLW)
A face like the one on this lady is an instant no.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (6Ll1u)
"Thanks for warning me off."
It's like the protective coloration of poisonous animals. Take the hint.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Bannon at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (jjaLl)
Yep. I have a SIL like that. Shit gets old fast.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (nO+fH)
They won't allow me to enjoy anything. They are having an ATP Tennis Tournament in Long Island, The NewYork Open.
A black player, Donald Young and white player Ryan Harrison had a little confrontation when they changed sides. Today I read that Donald Young accused Harrison of a racist slur during the confrontation . Harrison denies it and says that any tape will prove it. Of course Harrison has been labeled a racist already.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bannon at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 07:05 PM (6Ll1u)
She does say her in-box got filled, for what that's worth. I assumed that was a euphemism. /kidding
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:06 PM (nO+fH)
I really want to see leftist "womyn" get attacked and more by Machismo Illegals if they are lucky, or better yet, Muslim men if they are not. The "multicultural" leftist brainwash gets knocked out of them, I hope. or will the Stockholm Syndrome (my how Euro-Centric!) still rule?
Perhaps cooperative inmates of such backgrounds who rat out fellow gang members or terrorists could be treated to special "conjugal visits" with said leftist "Womyn" criminals getting thrown into the cell with them for a night.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (2sCft)
Make up your mind!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (fceHP)
In fairness, you know that the rabid pro-choicers put out.
Just don't use your real name.
Posted by: Troby Sunshine at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)
As an 'ette this "If she is hot, I don't care that she votes for traitors, drives me nuts" but it seems to be quite common.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: The Outsiders by A.C.E Hinton at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sallah at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: GHW Bush at February 13, 2018 07:09 PM (r9UYA)
she's not hot. Hot women have busy lives, because men try to keep them as busy as possible.
Hot women also turn down so many guys it wouldn't even occur to them to write an article about it.
Posted by: The Outsiders by A.C.E Hinton at February 13, 2018 07:09 PM (8rNrN)
OK, Hillary didn't brag about it, maybe, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:09 PM (MjCfq)
Been there, done that, got the sweaty t-shirt.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 07:09 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Joss Whedon at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (V2Yro)
Ace: There's a piece of information in the Hot Air headline that bears noting:
"CNN: Sorry Male Trump Voters, This Random Divorcee ..."
NOT all divorcees ... etc., etc., ... but This One seems to fit a profile.
Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (EzdLW)
You're fucking out of your mind. JFC I have enough to deal without trivial dramas.
Posted by: stace at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (6HFDU)
As Tom Nichols can tell you, if you're not doing enough in the world that your ego is fed as you move through it (rather like a whale sucking up plankton as it swims, I guess), you will have to bake your own Ego Cupcakes and feed them to yourself.
Posted by: The Outsiders by A.C.E Hinton at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Adm Akbar at February 13, 2018 07:10 PM (EbQy/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:11 PM (tvk2S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Global warming cultists not having children.
Make the Gene Pool Great Again.
Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2018 07:11 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:11 PM (tvk2S)
And WHY, praytell, would you want to try with "womyn" like that? Are you that much of a "pussy beggar", as their lingo puts it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Piss. Off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (MjCfq)
Until she gets ... puffy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Orson-bot at February 13, 2018 07:13 PM (fLcMM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:13 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 07:13 PM (RaxiV)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (lKs2v)
There is no reason to date someone you know for a fact will not sleep with you, hot or not.
And "putting your skills" to the test is not a good reason, if you know you're going to fail.
David Carr, former QB of the Texans, "put his skills to the test" seeing if he could not get sacked when he had a porous line that almost seemed to be trying to help the defense sack him. He lost his confidence and was soon out of the league. He couldn't throw except out of the fetal position he had been taught to assume.
This woman said NO TRUMP VOTERS. What, is everyone such an Adonis they think they can overcome that? Is getting laid for some so easy they've decided they need to play the game on Nightmare Difficulty Level?
Posted by: The Outsiders by A.C.E Hinton at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (RaxiV)
Posted by: buzzion
What did you hear?
Posted by: David French, definitely not a cuck at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (8rNrN)
enjoy your soyboys, then your fags, then your cats Marcy.
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (tRaq7)
OK, Hillary didn't brag about it, maybe, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:09 PM (MjCfq)
The response should have been ,
Conceding that it's true , which it's not, at least my candidate did not defend a spouse that raped woman or stuck a cigar in an intern's vagina in addition to paying 800k for another sexual assault matter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (2DOZq)
You remind me of a Woody Allen line - "I had a great evening - it was like the Nuremburg Trials."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: PhilDirt at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (EbQy/)
I'm almost willing to understand 2008. Almost.
But 2012 was a very stark choice, since confirmed in sooooo many ways.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (u8Nqb)
Neither did ours, Marcy, AFAIK.
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:15 PM (EzdLW)
Thanks for the warning, Sugartits. This is me running, not walking, away.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 07:16 PM (8kLL1)
Piss. Off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (u8Nqb)
Then they probably wondered why all the men weren't manly enough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 07:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (RaxiV)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 13, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
The thing is, she doesn't seem to grasp that she's bumping up against her sell-by date. This used to be a common phenomenon in the Bay Area (maybe still is; IDK): rabid feminists in their 20s jerking guys around (roll over, sit up, play dead, that sort of thing) because they were young and hot and could get away with it.
Fast forward 20 years, and now that shit didn't so well any more, as some of these fish decided that they wouldn't mind a bicycle after all, but the guys their age were pushing past them to chase the young chicks.
My buddies still in the Bay Area took great pleasure in recounting this phenomenon. Gotta strike while the iron is hot, girls.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (MjCfq)
emotion of having to find her way back to her village in the pitchblack
of a moonless night, listening for the sounds of jackals in the scrub.'
Like me when, when our medical team got lost on our Clinton Foundation trip to cure AIDS in Africa.
Posted by: Hillary! at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (NbRJx)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (2DOZq)
There is no reason to date someone you know for a fact will not sleep with you, hot or not.
And "putting your skills" to the test is not a good reason, if you know you're going to fail.
David Carr, former QB of the Texans, "put his skills to the test" seeing if he could not get sacked when he had a porous line that almost seemed to be trying to help the defense sack him. He lost his confidence and was soon out of the league. He couldn't throw except out of the fetal position he had been taught to assume.
This woman said NO TRUMP VOTERS. What, is everyone such an Adonis they think they can overcome that? Is getting laid for some so easy they've decided they need to play the game on Nightmare Difficulty Level?
Posted by: The Outsiders by A.C.E Hinton at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (8rNrN)
Bingo. If I ever find myself that lonely on a weekend night, I will clean the house, drive Lyft or Uber for extra cash, or ANYTHING other than try to deal with cray-cray commiecrat cunts.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (lwiT4)
Too bad this strumpet will die all alone, but she'll be a victim of her own deranged views. No man wants something like her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (mn4+k)
Would you rather have Minions, Acolytes, Devotees, or Henchmen?"
Minions, I'm definitely a Minion type of guy.
But in real life I never ended up with more than a Baldrick or two. Sad but true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (MjCfq)
Are Lickspittles and Toadys not trendy anymore?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (fceHP)
I mean, why waste time? If a woman only wants a guy six foot or taller, that's her taste, and there's no sense trying to "convert her" or whatever.
If a guy says he only wants age or size x, then, well, look -- they're just saving time. They could go out and meet you and pretend pretend pretend while they're waiting for the bill to come. They're just being efficient, and putting rejection on the front-end instead of the back-end.
Saves the other person time, too, and it's easier to be rejected by an assholey-feeling dating profile than a flesh and blood person.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (i+piv)
-- From CNN photo caption
Can she bump Jordan Peterson off the Amazon charts?
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (EzdLW)
Go for the older Catholic women. If they go to a Latin Mass church.
If the church had guitars and tie-died bell-bottoms, move along.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2018 07:20 PM (EyPfd)
Are Lickspittles and Toadys not trendy anymore?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Minions are yellow, have varying number of eyes and seem to cause lots of trouble. Henchmen, as any comic book villain can tell you are always worthless cannon fodder. So you want to scratch them off the list.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2018 07:20 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2018 07:21 PM (VWsDy)
Are Lickspittles and Toadys not trendy anymore?
Ahhh, these types denote a high degree of incompetence. A minion or a henchman, however, is somewhat capable.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:21 PM (i+piv)
Minions and Henchmen. What one won't do, the other will.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2018 07:21 PM (gEvQ8)
I don't get that either. You've been warned. Take the hint.
"Wet paint."
"The stove is hot."
Puts hand on stove. "Owwww!" Dumbass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:21 PM (MjCfq)
She is looking for fulfillment through whatever means she can find.
It saddens me that we have a world full of so much material wealth and yet so many people are so unfulfilled. If only there was some kind of organization which could teach people to find happiness in a higher purpose.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (LWu6U)
Minions, I'm definitely a Minion type of guy.
But in real life I never ended up with more than a Baldrick or two. Sad but true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 07:18 PM (V2Yro)
I want henchman and minions, I don't want to get my hands dirty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (hyuyC)
===============
Hey now.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Gang of Monkeys at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (nO+fH)
Great. Another insincere idiot that thinks Sex and the City was nonfiction.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (u8Nqb)
Pickled eggs and jalapenos. Poop food for people who are fasting. You're welcome.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (bJ0w+)
Come on Ice Cream!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2018 07:22 PM (gEvQ8)
--
No, she won't die alone.
She'll just fine some "wonderful liberal guy" who will be a sensitive male feminist who cares about women's issues, global warming and hate Trump. He will be happy for her to be his mommy.
You see, as a conservative female in a blue state and industry, I have had the opposite problem: wildly liberal men.
And yes, some can be as awful as you imagine.
Really, this woman is doing everyone a favor by articulating her preferences. Makes it so much easier.
Posted by: shibumi at February 13, 2018 07:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:23 PM (i+piv)
not really. The exciting part is called "the chase" but actually it's not a chase. The woman is helping out and encouraging. Maybe she stays a step or two ahead but she extends a hand back if the guy stumbles.
At least, the good "chases" involve that.
Sorry but for me, there's a limit to how much actual chasing I do before I decide there are other pretty things I'd rather chase.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:23 PM (8rNrN)
Open season on men.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:23 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 07:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (2DOZq)
That IMO is the male side of the "humans crave some level of difficulty or uncertainty in their lives" Nice guys end up trying to rescue a princess only to find out later they have a shrew on their hands.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (eASYU)
I mean, why waste time? If a woman only wants a guy six foot or taller, that's her taste, and there's no sense trying to "convert her" or whatever.
If a guy says he only wants age or size x, then, well, look -- they're just saving time. They could go out and meet you and pretend pretend pretend while they're waiting for the bill to come. They're just being efficient, and putting rejection on the front-end instead of the back-end.
Saves the other person time, too, and it's easier to be rejected by an assholey-feeling dating profile than a flesh and blood person.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (8rNrN)
I don't either, actually, but there's a more diplomatic and more positive way to say the same thing (e.g., "I'm a committed retard about politics" or some such.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (2DOZq)
====================
I would.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (+lOpA)
Sez you. I had to go to the DMV a few weeks ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (0ogQG)
She'll just fine some "wonderful liberal guy" who will be a sensitive male feminist who cares about women's issues, global warming and hate Trump. He will be happy for her to be his mommy.
And then see my comment 62.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (nO+fH)
Hey, divorce lawyers gotta eat too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (MjCfq)
Why hasn't it been said already?
This creature isn't looking for a Mate; she's looking for a man she can totally control.
Her own minion, if you will.
She's a MEGALOMANIAC.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2018 07:14 PM (lKs2v)
Is railing in the bathroom now acceptable ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (VWsDy)
Not me. In my dating days the chase was at least half the fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
Expectations, they're a beeyotch.
Marxism frakks everything up, doesn't it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (lLeln)
And who just happens to wear the same size clothes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (nO+fH)
================
Have you seen her?! I could certainly do lunch.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
Go for the older Catholic women. If they go to a Latin Mass church.
Only if they go to a Latin Mass church. But I was lucky myself marrying Her Majesty, who is not a Catholic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (RCwBa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (tvk2S)
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (nFwvY)
Her own minion, if you will.
She's a MEGALOMANIAC.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (i+piv)
What kind of a nut would want a spineless minion for a husband or boyfriend?
Big turn-off.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (Ri/rl)
And stop worshiping the vagina goddess.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (g4lFK)<<
This from the guy that posted side boob pics of Sara Carter.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (Zvznq)
Why hasn't it been said already?
This creature isn't looking for a Mate; she's looking for a man she can totally control.
Her own minion, if you will.
She's a MEGALOMANIAC.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (i+piv)
And even if some men are into that "femdom" thing, FFS they could find one with politics AND a body worth worshipping.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (ujg0T)
Haha, you know who invented that "men like girls who play hard to get" crap?
Parents, that's who! Parents used to say that to their daughters so they'd keep their legs closed.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (i+piv)
Did not mean to step on any highly decorated toes. Or spring training analysis.
Had a bad experience among the very smug Unitarian Universalism types once. Once.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
Salty, I am sure this will not surprise you. After widowed, I met my now wife on CatholicMatch.com.
IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (tr2D7)
Yeah but that's just for her money.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:26 PM (lwiT4)<<
LMAO.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (nO+fH)
Lord know I did a lot of stupid, stoopid things to get laid.
Stupid. Lots and lots of stupid.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (tRaq7)
-
We need to cut down the rain forests and give the soil a chance to rest and recuperate!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (0ogQG)
A wretched hive of scum and villainy. Whenever I have to go I always wonder where all the normal looking people went too. And what does it say about me? I'm there too.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:29 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (nFwvY)
I like it.
"Fix your own crap."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:29 PM (MjCfq)
And stop worshiping the vagina goddess.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:25 PM (g4lFK)
This from the guy that posted side boob pics of Sara Carter.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (nO+fH)
I don't worship the vagina goddess.
And you're welcome btw.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (hyuyC)
=================
Oh. Them. Rail away! I don't even know why they bother to get up on a Sunday morning. For what??
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (i+piv)
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Weasel
---
Well THATis a pretty close-minded attitude!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (tr2D7)
Did not mean to stomp on the toes of any other denomination. My point is about churches that treat marriage like any other renewable contract.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (KbCE8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Monty James at February 13, 2018 07:31 PM (gKOMX)
Dudes crave a challenge... the harder it looks like it's going to be to get in her pants, the more desirable the challenge...
Conservatives are no different.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at February 13, 2018 07:32 PM (VdLuk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
The best part is making little 'pew pew' noises.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2018 07:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 13, 2018 07:32 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (g4lFK)<<I thanked you contemporaneously. And meant it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (nO+fH)
To be told that they don't have to take responsibility for anything.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (u8Nqb)
ahhhh wut?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:30 PM (/tuJf)
Look into it JackStraw. Modern dating started in 1950's.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (nFwvY)
Planets full of bronzed healthy clean limbed individuals merrily prancing through their lives meant that the only doctors still in business were the psychiatrists, simply because no one had discovered a cure for the Universe as a whole -- or rather the one that did exist had been abolished by the medical doctors.
Then it was noticed that like most forms of medical treatment, total cures had a lot of unpleasant side effects. Boredom, listlessness, lack of . . . well anything very much, and with these conditions came the realization that nothing turned, say, a slightly talented musician into a towering genius faster that the problem of encroaching deafness, and nothing turned a perfectly normal healthy individual into a great political or military leader than irreversible brain damage.
Suddenly, everything changed. Previously best selling books such as How I Survived an Hour with a Sprained Finger were swept away in a flood of titles such as How I Scaled the North Face of the Megapurna with a Perfectly Healthy Finger but Everything Else Sprained, Broken, or Bitten Off By a Pack of Mad Yaks.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 13, 2018 07:33 PM (UzBEj)
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
And I am a decent looking fairly in shape intelligent man who is a great father and still have about 20 years left on my clock.
But I won't spend those years being treated like a dog.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (BfOXk)
Did you ever have a GF/BF where you really didn't like each other very much but the sex was too good to give up?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)<
OMG yes.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (nO+fH)
A wretched hive of scum and villainy. Whenever I have to go I always wonder where all the normal looking people went too. And what does it say about me? I'm there too.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (+lOpA)
The people who got thrown out of WalMart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (KbCE8)
Men will jumps through ANY hoops and violate EVERY rule if they think it gives them a chance of having sex with someone they deem attractive.
So it's no surprise at all that some men will lie about the politics just to get a chance at some poontang.
Horny male: "Hey, baby."
Attractive female: "I only date men with $1 million in the bank, minimum. If you are poorer than that, it's a deal-breaker."
Horny male (who actually is flat broke): "Well then you're talking to the right guy! I'm so rich that at the moment I'm pretending to be poor just so I can see what normal people's lives are like. THat how empathetic I am. Empathetic and rich. So, pick you up at 8?"
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22)
well men do like girls who play hard to get so long as it's only PLAYING hard to get. And also, isn't very very hard to get.
Any girl should know that if a guy isn't willing to do the basic courtship rituals, and do some chasing, he's not looking to date, he's looking to get laid.
so yeah girls should play hard to get in the sense of making sure the guy has an interest beyond the vaginal.
I'm just saying that some girls like to be chased forever, and then, personally, i stop chasing.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (8rNrN)
"Oh mommy, I'm so glad our enlightenment allows us intersectional appreciation of queer-fem dynamics and post-cis sociology, unlike Vice President Pence!"
--Leftist's alleged 5 year old
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
She suffers from low 'Q, as in low IQ. High drama though. Keep her far, far away.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (pNxlR)
What you are talking about is evolving social norms, not biology.
Women have been attracting men since that chick with the apple.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
about struggle and stress, and to feel depression and a lack of
worthiness when failing, but also to feel the euphoria of victory."
-----------
The key is choosing the proper field of endeavor. Like sexual positions, or multiple orgasms. You can lie in bed afterwards and slap yourself in the forehead "We could have done it in the armchair!" or "damn, I was going for three."
And in between having great sex, you can garden. You're pitting yourself against nature, and that's a worthy opponent indeed. The thrill of getting something to thrive when it's not supposed to in your agricultural zone, or the sadness of birds getting your berries before you had a chance to pick them.
All of this presupposes that you aren't involved with a feminist or soyboy, of course. Don't do that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (cu8/f)
Dudes crave a challenge... the harder it looks like it's going to be to get in her pants, the more desirable the challenge...
That's why I always dated sisters. Never knew who was wearing who's pants. Doubles your chances to score
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2018 07:36 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk)
I am delighted to report that I bought a bottle of wine that Rev does not care for. Isn't that a shame?
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (lwiT4)<<
Christy Brinkley approves.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:36 PM (nO+fH)
83 You write an interesting premise Ace. From a Christian world-view, your post might read something along the lines of "Every person craves meaning, including meaningful work." Work is a blessing and we were made for it. Without the strain of work that you describe, we see ourselves as empty and purposeless. So we regress to minutia. Work is dignity, meaning, fulfillment. This woman clearly could use a week as a dishwasher in a diner.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:17 PM (lwiT4)
I agree with you Grammie.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 07:36 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
I guess my brother has found DC to be a target rich environment for a man with even the slightest bit of confidence.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2018 07:37 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
Anything non-jewelry you can do with those for men (besides shooting)?
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 07:37 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
Eh, beats the ridiculous myths of people's children lecturing them in super-woke jargon and complex, sophisticated language structures.
Yeah, I've seen, heard and interacted with your little prodigy and, given what a doofus you are yourself, there's no way your L'il ProJoe spouted that gobbledy-gook to you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2018 07:39 PM (4ErVI)
How many do you have?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
===============
zing ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2018 07:39 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: the Ptolemies at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (tvk2S)
OMG yes.
How long did the relationship last? I made it 9 months.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk<<
Its hard to quantify. On and off and on and off for a long time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (nO+fH)
the set-up fights in Rocky III are all the "challenge" I need -- a bit of a challenge where I'm pretty confident of the outcome.
I don't need a Clubber Lang like challenge, where he knocks me out in the 2nd round.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (Z8FFX)
. . . And so doctors were back in business recreating all the diseases and injuries they had abolished in popular easy to use forms. Thus given the right and instantly available type of disability even something as simple as turning on a [TV] could become a major challenge and when all the programmes on all the channels actually were made by actors with cleft pallettes speaking lines by dyslexic writers and filmed by blind cameramen instead of merely seeming like that, it somehow made the whole thing more worthwhile
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
This discussion is too cisheteronormative. We need to give more thought to the gay figure skater who dissed Pence. He should get a gold medal. For being courageous. And gay. Of course.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (KbCE8)
They are a decent one-hitter.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (nIKZP)
Always check for the adams apple, unless that's your thing.
Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (tvk2S)
It's like when I would wave at women in burkas in Afghanistan. It pissed my interpreter off! He told me, "they can be beaten with sticks if they want back!"
I said, "well, if they wave back...in still have game.'
He didn't understand. And, was still pissed. My buddy, Corrigan, told me a woman in a burka blew a kiss him. He was wrinkled and used up. I was like "WTF Chuck!"
I was waving like a mad man after that.
Posted by: Thesgm at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (Rsns9)
This is one area I am really trying to work on and I have to take my girly girl hat off and think like a man. Which is hard. I was thinking for men of maybe a keychain or something along those lines. Suggestions are welcome.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (dUJdY)
If a girl wants to be with you, she'll find ways to make it not-so-challenging (while still putting up an expected level of #FakeNews challenge).
If a woman is really "challenging" you, I think maybe she's just not that into you.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah but back then politics wasn't as brutally angry. You could be buddies with a radical leftist and laugh about the differences. They were out of your hands, even if they were important. Now people think they have some sort of input because of the internet, and the stakes keep getting higher and higher who is in power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)
Women have been attracting men since that chick with the apple.
Posted by: JackStraw
The ugly chick had an IBM.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (IqV8l)
195 brass shells 308 WIN. Polished.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
You might be able to make spring-loaded clasps for jewelry with .22 casings. Of course, you'd have to provide more than just that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (pNxlR)
Jewells, I think this could be a really good market for you if you come up with some good ideas. People who like guns like shell casings.
At Christmas, my sister gave us all a dummy 50 cal cartridges that had been notched to make them into a bottle openers. People will buy something like this because 50 cals are just cool.
It's from Lucky Shot USA and they have a lot of products made from spent shells. You might take a look to get some ideas.
https://luckyshotusa.com/
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (398bZ)
As I said before, what is wrong with doing it the traditional way, go to the bar with your friends, get hammered and go bump uglies. Is there no tradition anymore?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (r+sAi)
This discussion is too cisheteronormative. We need to give more
thought to the gay figure skater who dissed Pence. He should get a gold
medal. For being courageous. And gay. Of course.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (KbCE
<<He claims to be America's Sweetheart.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2018 07:40 PM (Z8FFX)
This makes sense. I'll buy it.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (+lOpA)
that's a lotta words to say you've hit the wall and are single still.
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:43 PM (nFwvY)
The roots of modern dating originate in the 1650's in advertisements in the papers for homosexuals to have sex at night on the down low.
Male nature and female nature is completely different and either both should be restrained or nether should. One should not be made criminal while the other is celebrated and enabled.
Posted by: Monk at February 13, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Jean at February 13, 2018 07:43 PM (yM/Yl)
She's no Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
The only person to be laughed off the Internet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:43 PM (KbCE8)
If a girl wants to be with you, she'll find ways to make it not-so-challenging
Me either. Nobody wants to have to fight to get some level of affection and attention. Sure its not as fun if she just jumps in your lap as if you have to work a bit to earn her affection but it shouldn't be a challenge to get her interest. The challenge comes in getting more than just interest, in becoming friends, then building a relationship.
Nobody wants to have to work hard just to get noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:44 PM (39g3+)
Some of us were born to punch above our weight like Rocky I.
We took a lot of shots to the head but every once in a while we went the distance.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:44 PM (/tuJf)
I blame Gutenberg.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:45 PM (tvk2S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2018 07:39 PM (+1EJs)
Same here. I have a buddy I postdoc'ed with who is conservative, but whose wife (who is sweet, but has duck feathers for brains) is a raging liberal.
How they do it, I'll never know. I'd probably have strangled her on Election Night 2008 if she had so much as looked pleased.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:45 PM (MjCfq)
It used to be that who was in office, really didn't affect you like they do today.
Now, EVERYTHING is political, because the Government has its hands in absolutely everything.
Thus, Politics is now personal....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 07:45 PM (9SkN+)
Think about the Venn diagram for THAT.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (u8Nqb)
How they do it, I'll never know. I'd probably have strangled her on Election Night 2008 if she had so much as looked pleased.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:45 PM (MjCfq)
Older Brother is a Liberal... his new Wife is Conservative...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (6Ll1u)
... and neither does this nice little national socialist woman ranting about the heathens of other faiths that dared to talk to her.
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, is that you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (pNxlR)
You need to find a nice plumber or electrician. Of course there's an asynchronous problem with dating/mating preferences: men really couldn't care less about the social status of their partners as long as they look "hot", hence all the "rich guy hooks up with servant girl" stories that stretch back forever. On the other hand, Women generally have a built in aversion to partnering with a man who has a lower social status than he does, no matter what he looks like.
And here's the real, unavoidable unfairness of gender - the more accomplished and skilled a man gets, the more potential partners he has available. The exact opposite is true for women.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (V2Yro)
Oh stop. Where else are you going to be as welcome as here?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 07:47 PM (nO+fH)
This isn't so much about her love life as an attempt to be a cultural manipulator. They want this to be the basic standard of proper behavior.
Ace pointed this out weeks ago; the left's primary power is in being Beau Brummel, the ones who decide what is in and what is not, what is done and what is simply not done. What is cool and what is not. What is worn, what is not.
As long as they are the arbiters of proper social conduct and what is considered cool, they have tremendous power over all our lives, like it or not.
Making it simply uncool to date Trump or be associated with him creates tremendous social pressure against him and his policies. So far they aren't very successful but they never give up and it probably will eventually work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 13, 2018 07:47 PM (nILVB)
If a girl wants to be with you, she'll find ways to make it not-so-challenging (while still putting up an expected level of #FakeNews challenge).
If a woman is really "challenging" you, I think maybe she's just not that into you.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (8rNrN)
This.
If you're actually for a life partner, you need to be friends as well as lovers. If she's jerking you around, she's not a friend. Move on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:48 PM (MjCfq)
Don't have a problem with her being upfront. I wouldn't want her. It's the virtue signalling.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 07:48 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:48 PM (dUJdY)
I'm really glad I'm not single. If I were ever single again, I don't think I'd even try dating. It's rough out there.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 13, 2018 07:48 PM (JPRju)
That would require....ummm...."participation" in a police lineup.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:48 PM (u8Nqb)
there was a girl I liked and I got up the courage to call her and ask her out on a date. Basically, I wound up asking her out barely even realizing I was doing it, because of the way she was talking, like, basically, she was all but saying "We should hang out some time" and I just had to officially ask.
anyway, I have this whole theory that if a girl likes you she makes it very, very easy to ask her out. If a girl is not making it easy to ask her out -- like she's answering questions with one-word yes/no answers (conversation terminators), not asking you any questions, not asking you generally waht you like to do -- these are all designed to AVOID being asked out, as she's decided the answer is no, and she's trying to save you both social awkwardness, so just stop
Again, I go back to the few times I really hit it off with women, and talking to them was not difficult at all. It was almost as if.. they were interested in talking to me.
I think a lot of guys will say a girl is "hard to talk to" and not get that means "she's not interested," or a girl will say a guy is sending "mixed signals" or "has trouble communicating" when in fact his apparent lack of interest is not some accident of communication, but is in fact accurately broadcasting his actual lack of interest.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (8rNrN)
lulz:
273
Tom, there are a group of hyenas around here that would rather thoughtlessly bay the end of the world than see any evidence that we may not be at the end of the world.
They are becoming so tedious I question the value of coming here. The Morning Report excepted.
Posted by: Palance at February 13, 2018 01:58 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (tvk2S)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2018 07:34 PM (BfOXk)
A chick who reveled in saying "I'm a bitch," was perplexed I wasn't falling all over myself to get in her pants.
Me says, "you want to be a bitch, you can be a bitch by yourself."
Ain't nobody got time for that. Not that I wouldn't have hit it and quit it, but it's not really worth the effort or headache to me. Dime a dozen.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (Dp6qK)
The Value Of Coming Here, "Palance" Questions It.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (i+piv)
Think about the Venn diagram for THAT.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (u8Nqb)
Throw in the next sentence ("leans solidly left") if you want the null set.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (MjCfq)
Of course he says it with a hint of, "Duh! Dumbass!" in his delivery.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (GzDYP)
There is not enough money in the world...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (u8Nqb)
Like that old saying about banging your head against the wall: It feels good when you stop.
Maybe it's time to adopt a new pair of kittens. But now I'm worried that they would outlive me.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
223 At this point in my life, I know what I'm looking for. My future partner is smart, kind, compassionate, successful and engaged in the world around us. He also leans solidly left. My profile postscript makes that clear. "If you voted for Trump, it's a deal breaker. Please move on."
that's a lotta words to say you've hit the wall and are single still.
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:43 PM (nFwvY)
Enjoy your house full of cats and -- this is vital -- make sure you train them well as to whom gets to eat your face when you die, alone and old.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (nFwvY)
The world is not leftist. Not even remotely. You're operating in a different mental world if you're a lefty. And it's a world that exists only in your mind.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (4ErVI)
Now what's all this about dates and bowel movements?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Prunes might be better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 07:47 PM (39g3+)
there is another piece to this though... one I noticed awhile back.
I do online dating, and have for awhile...
About 20% of Women out here in Calif. have some 'if you voted for Trump swipe Left' kind of thing on their profile... and its been that way for about a year...
Its only recently however, that I have seen Women put on their profile 'I voted for Trump, if you have a problem with that, we would probably not be a match'...
What is interesting is one is an out right rejection... one is a warning...
One talks about what YOU did... the other says what I think...
The different approach is very interesting...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (NgKpN)
it's fine to debate that on a blog but I sure would not waste my time arranging a "date" so I could have a political debate with her about it.
There are plenty of despicable people to hate online from the comfort of my own couch; i don't have to buy them coffee and danish to tell them I hate them.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (8rNrN)
Women generally have a built in aversion to partnering with a man who has a lower social status than he does, no matter what he looks like.
Romance novels always have titles like "The Billionaire' Secret Mistress", not "The Lusty Countess's Kept Stable Boy".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (KbCE8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 07:51 PM (fA1SL)
**Caution: This Might Shock Most of the Women Here**
Honest to Christ: Roughly 50% of Men have said to me: If I could do it all over again, I'd never get married, never have kids.
I speak the truth. That's what they say.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (i+piv)
The secret is to stick them with the bill! A double frisson on pleasure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 07:42 PM (398bZ)
Jewels, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about. Lucky Shots beat you to that one though.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (kiSdp)
254 235 My future partner is smart, kind, compassionate, successful and engaged in the world around us.
Experience in building huge papier-mache heads a must!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR)
Even better, they are interested in fixing your shelves.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (Dp6qK)
Girls: "he's really bad at reading signs" means he's read the signs and he's not interested in picking up what you're laying down so he's not into you
people make dumb excuses to keep romantic hopes alive when any kind of hard look at the situation would say: "Move on."
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (8rNrN)
You and me both, sister.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (u8Nqb)
Sweetcheeks, unlike in the movies, you are hopelessly on the shelf. Your sell-by date has long ago passed. You can be picky now, but at some point the dates are going to dry up.
Enjoy the single life, babe. It's not that much fun once you get to a certain age and can't find anyone to take you for your colonoscopy or your mammogram. Hope you don't need a knee replacement....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: ace
True story:
One of my friends was in her 20s when she became romantically obsessed with this guy. Problem was, he was an asexual clueless low-T dweeb whose ability to pick up on not-so-subtle hints was bordering on zero. So she kept manipulating circumstances to get them alone together, and to her great frustration he made NO moves on her ever. She became even more forward, saying "I like you" and so forth, and holding his hand, and leaning her head on his shoulder, and on and on.
Still no response from this loser. And make no mistake: She was actually better-looking as a woman than he was as a man. She was close to being "out of his league."
FINALLY, she arranged things so that they went on a five-day-long trip together to Costa Rica for some academic project. She made sure they stayed in the same hotel room.
STILL nothing from this guy.
So what'd she do? On the fourth night, she literally pulled his pants off and gave him a blowjob, unbidden.
After that, they were "together," but it took him six months (and endless pressure from her) before he finally first referred to her as his "girlfriend."
Short version: if a chick is into you, you will know it.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (42M22)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
============
Do it rickl. You have love to give. It'll work out.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (lwiT4)
This.
Same thing with applying for a job. If they want you, they'll make it easy. Why? Because they're afraid that if they don't, you'll walk, and that thought torments them. Women, same thing.
Guys don't understand this sometimes because they're traditionally the aggressor, but think about it from the woman's perspective: if she's interested, but too cold, and you walk, then what? She's got to abandon self-esteem and throw herself at you. Not gonna happen.
Solution? Don't be overplay the hard-to-get business.
'Ettes, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (MjCfq)
-
I'm reading Legionary, The Roman Soldier's (Unofficial) Manual written as if advising a recruit in about 100 A.D. It provides the pro tip that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach but it doesn't nean it the way your mom did.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Imagine being married to that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fceHP)
You might suggest to her that her husband, being a man, also has the capacity to murder. When provoked. Just like that. **snaps fingers**
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)
That's too much analyzing. Overthinking can kill your game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
268 There are plenty of despicable people to hate online from the comfort of my own couch; i don't have to buy them coffee and danish to tell them I hate them.
Aww, c'mon! You wouldn't, just once, want to pull the James Cagney-mash-a-grapefruit-in-her-face routine? Not even once?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (pNxlR)
Does she have a sister?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
Google "pooping in India" for some nice beach shots. It'll make you not miss pooping.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (KbCE8)
I don't get it. I cannot imagine an existence without my family.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (u8Nqb)
Women generally have a built in aversion to partnering with a man who has a lower social status than he does, no matter what he looks like.
Romance novels always have titles like "The Billionaire' Secret Mistress", not "The Lusty Countess's Kept Stable Boy".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Really
Posted by: Paulo and polo players everywhere at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:49 PM (8rNrN)
My working theory of dating...
Interest = Attention = communication.
If they are actually interested in you... THEY will make the conversation continue... they will be checking for emails or texts... and will respond to yours in a timely manner...
Recently had a weird one... sitting with a Lady, Kissing on her couch... her phone dings for a text... she stops... and answers the text... I politely left... when asked why? I responded 'well, you are apparently more interested in whoever is on that text, than in me... '...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (OZmbA)
284 Anything good on the olympics tonight? I watched some snowboarding last night which is cool.
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
The Iron Lotus. Soon ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 07:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2018 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
===============
Is hockey on? I'll watch hockey.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Some might say that women are capable of this as well. Or so I've read.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, borgia fanboi at February 13, 2018 07:57 PM (tvk2S)
As I was leaving the divorce lawyer's office I said to myself, "This is my fault--she told me."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 07:57 PM (398bZ)
Sometimes it means just that. We're guys. Put boobies on us, though, and it's game on. It's unmistakable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2018 07:57 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM (KbCE
==================
It IS? What groups?
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:58 PM (lwiT4)
One of my friends was in her 20s when she became romantically obsessed with this guy. Problem was, he was an asexual clueless low-T dweeb whose ability to pick up on not-so-subtle hints was bordering on zero. So she kept manipulating circumstances to get them alone together, and to her great frustration he made NO moves on her ever. She became even more forward, saying "I like you" and so forth, and holding his hand, and leaning her head on his shoulder, and on and on.
Still no response from this loser. And make no mistake: She was actually better-looking as a woman than he was as a man. She was close to being "out of his league."
FINALLY, she arranged things so that they went on a five-day-long trip together to Costa Rica for some academic project. She made sure they stayed in the same hotel room.
STILL nothing from this guy.
So what'd she do? On the fourth night, she literally pulled his pants off and gave him a blowjob, unbidden.
After that, they were "together," but it took him six months (and endless pressure from her) before he finally first referred to her as his "girlfriend."
Short version: if a chick is into you, you will know it.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (42M22)
In fairness, I knew people who were in their "Depressed and dressed in black and wanting to die" teen phase even into their twenties. Some people, after too many rejections or just too much harshness, just give up and convince themselves there is no hope.
Eventually with age comes wisdom, and they realize that it was all in their heads, assuming no suicide between now and then.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 07:58 PM (ujg0T)
No wonder the ratings are in the toilet.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2018 07:58 PM (8AG9h)
I bet you hated Say Anything, didn't you?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
Sweetcheeks, unlike in the movies, you are hopelessly on the shelf.
Your sell-by date has long ago passed. You can be picky now, but at
some point the dates are going to dry up.
Enjoy the single life, babe. It's not that much fun once you get to
a certain age and can't find anyone to take you for your colonoscopy or
your mammogram. Hope you don't need a knee replacement....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2018 07:53 PM (uDcBt)
My life is a movie. I believe in miracles. Had plenty, want more.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (cu8/f)
it's pretty much down to cats and illegal aliens.
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2018 07:35 PM (8rNrN)
But if you kept chasing it would help with your GAINZZZZ bro.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (lKs2v)
I think it had to do with city people looking down on the country bumpkins. My mom was born in a rural area of Wisconsin, and she said that until they had to move to the city, everyone her age within 20 miles of her was some kind of cousin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (V2Yro)
*This is a very liberal, indirectly funded by the government non-profit corporation in a very liberal city.
Of course they think Dubya was also involved in Uranium One -- well maybe he was. He sure has been rabidly anti-Trump.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:59 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (Gz24F)
Another thing we do at work for someone retiring is to take manual transmission gears or engine parts and weld them together in a clock shape or tractor or lamp or what not. Goes over huge.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (Gz24F)
=====================
Exactly.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (lwiT4)
I speak the truth. That's what they say.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (i+piv)
Well then 50% of the men you know are pussies.
Sorry, just the truth.
Here's a tip, guys: Marry the one you like, not the one you lust after. Lust lasts about, oh, #twoweeks. After that, it's fear and loathing, and all that comes with that.
I married my best friend. I love him madly, moreso every day (except perhaps those days when my good morning is greeted with epic passage of flatus). I will love him til I die, and probably afterward, too.
This leads to great satisfaction, in bed, out of bed, on adventures, in child-raising, in hell-raising, etc.
If it's just sex, yer doing it wrong. And if it's just something else to do, forget about it. Stay single.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
I always had great conversations on first dates, because I asked my dates about themselves. I found people like to talk about themselves and they think its great conversation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (eYLLL)
No wonder the ratings are in the toilet.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2018 07:58 PM (8AG9h)
Does Lapinsky look anything like Chelsea Clinton? She always reminded me of a prettier Chelsea but have not seen her in a while.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)
https://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/promo/cbfbizwomen-mentor/cbfbizwomen-mfleishe
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (Ydx9x)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (yQpMk)
So what'd she do? On the fourth night, she literally pulled his pants off and gave him a blowjob, unbidden.
After that, they were "together," but it took him six months (and
endless pressure from her) before he finally first referred to her as
his "girlfriend."
Short version: if a chick is into you, you will know it.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2018 07:54 PM (42M22)
I want to be wooed and desired. If a guy is that clueless, he's not the right one for me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (cu8/f)
I always had great conversations on first dates, because I asked my dates about themselves. I found people like to talk about themselves and they think its great conversation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (r+sAi)
"Enough of me talking about myself, what do you think of me? "
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (2DOZq)
I feel sorry for the beerless youths.
Posted by: George LeS at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (+TcCF)
I speak the truth. That's what they say.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:52 PM (i+piv)
------
I am in the other 50% then. I lost one wife to a divorce after 19 years of marriage.....her call. Was single for a few years and then reconnected with a High School GF and was married to her for 3 years before I lost her to thyroid cancer.
So, I have been married most of my adult life. Some of the time marriage was terrible, but I would not trade having my two daughters for anything.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (8kLL1)
No wonder the ratings are in the toilet.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2018 07:58 PM (8AG9h)
I'm not watching the coverage, but someone linked a photo of Tara Lipinsky yesterday, and she was gorgeous.
I was all like, "How come I never noticed that before?"
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R)
When I visited in 2010ish I got to talking with them. It was easy since they didn't see many visitors. They didn't have the retardation that Carlos II had but they had a lot of congenital issues not seen outside that county. Genetic drift is, indeed, a thing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (tvk2S)
Does she have a sister?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Well, she has a half-sister, but the half-sister is 15 years older and an insufferable bitch, so I wouldn't recommend her.
This blowjob incident was TOTALLY out of character for my friend. I don't think she's ever done anything even remotely like that before or since. It's just that she became so desperate, she felt it was the only way to smack this guy with a cluebat.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (eYLLL)
https://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/promo/cbfbizwomen-mentor/cbfbizwomen-mfleishe
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2018 08:01 PM (aC6Sd)
[br
I'd hit it--with a bitch slap.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 08:02 PM (ujg0T)
Do you find her attractive?
If the answer to all of those questions is "yes," then you've got something.
Otherwise, not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Really
Posted by: Paulo and polo players everywhere at February 13, 2018 07:56 PM"
Paolo, you can be a nice toy, a self recharging one, but you'll never be the main course. And you'll always be replaceable on the spur of the moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (V2Yro)
No wonder the ratings are in the toilet.
Posted by: Kreplach at February
13, 2018 07:58 PM (8AG9h)
And every third word outta their mouths is catty crap trying to prove they can skate better than the athletes. Nauseating.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Not the Punk Chimp fom the JV Edition of the Morning Rant at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (eYLLL)
[x] smart. Yep. I trounce the Jeopardy champ nearly every night, and usually I've been drinking
[x] kind. That's me. Everything I have to kill goes as painlessly as possible
[x] successful. I get all my suits custom made, baby!
[x] engaged in the world around us. Not sure how engaged I need to be here but with the medication I rarely have full-blown hallucinations anymore
[ ] leans solidly left. Sorry, see, the [x] smart box is checked, so this one's not happening. But good luck with all your cats
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Paulo and polo players everywhere at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (yM/Yl)
Then again she could be just bullshitting everyone
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (fEFmM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 07:46 PM (u8Nq)
Is Raymond Shaw still single?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (eASYU)"
Well, as a 'ron I also find it baffling.
De gustibus non est disputandum, though.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (SUFnU)
Posted by: ace
****************
Go where there are women participate and the one
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (zO1cf)
Yeah that is beyond clueless.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (Ydx9x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (fEFmM)
I mentioned "emotionally stable," right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at
I think I'm ok with that
Posted by: Paulo and polo players everywhere at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (yM/Yl)
-
Snowflake Virtue Signaling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Blogforce 100 at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (PT3GL)
Get busy, lady, or just get bent. Either way, you'd be checking some box on some checklist, you'd be doing the rest of us a big favor by actually doing something of genuine consequence instead of stinking up the place with your sad, cold-sweat Walter Mitty tales of triumph.
Good blunt reminder Ace! I have some side hustles I wanna do this year, but have not been working on like I should. Need to remedy that pronto.
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (7LY+6)
If I could remove that from my life, I would.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (EjBKb)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (eASYU)"
Well, as a 'ron I also find it baffling.
De gustibus non est disputandum, though.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (SUFnU)
It's a date , not a contract or commitment.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 07:08 PM (eASYU)"
FWIW, I don't get that either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:06 PM (MjCfq)
He's a good man. We're in our mumbldty years, where bringing you soup when you're sick counts slightly higher on the scale then sparks. Sparks are nice. Ever notice how quickly they go dark?
Look for a good person with a generous heart.
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
It's a waste of time, is what it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (dUJdY)
I think you just need to hit on the right idea and you'll be off to the races.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (eYLLL)
So she looks down on AtC?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
I particularly liked the Mein Herr number and watched it again on you tube. Liza's Sally Bowles character sings to tell a lover she's moving on, it's her nature to be a slut.
Then it hit me that it's also a metaphor for Germany telling God to kiss off:
You have to understand the way I am, mein herr
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb, mein herr
The continent of Europe is so wide, mein herr.
Not only up and down, but side to side, mein herr.
I couldn't ever cross it if I tried, mein herr.
But I do what I can
inch by inch
step by step
mile by mile
man by man
bye bye mein lieber herr
farewell mein lieber herr
it was a fine affair but now it's over
and though I used to care
I need the open air (=lebensraum)
bye bye
mein herr
mein herr
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (pY+s4)
Well, maybe...
Posted by: Billy Kristol at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (eYLLL)
The Fox Business anchor then rattled off a list of multi-billion dollar allocations which have nothing to do with defense. The House Speaker said these
were necessary concessions in order to get the deal through congress with bipartisan support.
"You have to give to get," Ryan said. "So we had to do domestic spending that the Democrats wanted so we could get our defense spending."
---
There are 2 possible give-gets here. The one he listed OR the one where you get less domestic spending and give up more defense spending.
and they NEVER consider that option. Always the expensive 'compromise'.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
I married someone I'm comfortable with, who can reach the high shelves and makes sure I get my oil changed. He prays with me, reads with me, goes to the beach with me, and I have never ever once heard one single word of complaint or criticism come out of his mouth.
And you don't even cook!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (i+piv)
So, are you gonna tell me what happened to my friends Bannion and Cochrane whilst I was away working and not commenting?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (Ydx9x)
=============
Thanks Hadrian. I didn't see last night as I was out at my daughter's. Who won the hound group?
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (eYLLL)
So AtC has to look up to her?
*takes cover*
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
It's a waste of time, is what it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:07 PM (MjCfq)
Maybe , Maybe not.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
with who? 75 year olds?
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Palance at February 13, 2018 01:58 PM (3QAtO)
Plenty of wide open threads over at Tepid Gas, bub. Enjoy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 08:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:09 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:09 PM (i+piv)
Bless you, Grammie Winger for the wisdom. And for tolerating my profane version of Christianity.
All the rest of you keep your hands where I can see them.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:09 PM (u8Nqb)
I went to (*cough*, *gag*) to read this and noticed this in the editor's not at the top of the article:
"The views expressed in this commentary are their own."
Is that a typo? "Their own" ? Or is the editor trying to be multi-gender "correct" using the asexual pronoun possessive?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (OZmbA)
The Fox Business anchor then rattled off a list of multi-billion dollar allocations which have nothing to do with defense. The House Speaker said these
were necessary concessions in order to get the deal through congress with bipartisan support.
"You have to give to get," Ryan said. "So we had to do domestic spending that the Democrats wanted so we could get our defense spending."
---
There are 2 possible give-gets here. The one he listed OR the one where you get less domestic spending and give up more defense spending.
and they NEVER consider that option. Always the expensive 'compromise'.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (vChNs)
Then DON'T get the military spending and stay in budgetary line. If the military suffers, blame the Demunists. We are overextended and really need to rethink our global commitments anyway.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (i+piv)
====================
One time I burned the soup - don't ask - and he said (honest to pete) - "Oh! I like burned soup! This is good."
sigh
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (lwiT4)
I am amazed on a daily basis that all of us coexist on the same site.
Evidently you weren't here 24 hours ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Blogforce 100
You're not supposed to give her your real name. Pick some clown who gave to HRC off of the FEC report, go for a 10K donor - she might get kinky for that.
Posted by: Paulo and polo players everywhere at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Two Fucks at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (cAmts)
Thanks Hadrian. I didn't see last night as I was out at my daughter's. Who won the hound group?
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (lwiT4)
The Borzoi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (Ydx9x)
If this is happening in DC, I can believe it. The place is a heaving mass of stupidity, insecurity, and insincerity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 07:07 PM (EzdLW)
I know I do. I particularly enjoy Shakespeare, Shaw, Alan Ayckbourn and Tom Stoppard. "Two Faces in the Shadows" is a really nice drama for Lent about Peter and Judas but this chick can't be in that drama because it's about two men. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (8+Ozj)
Sounds like a problem...
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (dUJdY)
Then DON'T get the military spending and stay in budgetary line. If the military suffers, blame the Demunists. We are overextended and really need to rethink our global commitments anyway.
Let's go back to that hardscrabble budget of 2006 when we were fighting two wars.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
Nope it's chicks dig the long ball
Posted by: Tom Glavine at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (cDrwL)
My experience alone should warn any decent man off marriage for all time. The women be crazy!
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (H8mJH)
sigh
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (lwiT4)<<
Look at you.
Thats a good man.Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (bML9A)
It works. I can talk about anything with B'Gal because we were drinking buddies before we started dating. She knew my political leanings well.
If you can't just hang out together and BS with each other, I can assure you it's not going to last.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (Ydx9x)
===========
No way! I'm going to find a clip .....
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
You can swing at a pitch in the dirt, and you might actually hit it (a la Vladimir Guerrero), but it's a low percentage shot.
That's why I'd advise against doing either one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (398bZ)
mein herr
mein herr
I think you nailed it - especially when you take the literal translation, "bye bye, my lord, my lord"
I've seen it twice, and both times was left with a feeling of overwhelming sadness at the end, far more than was justified by the films events. I think it's because it closes showing the audience at the club, and I know what's coming, and they don't. Not just the war - the death of almost all of them, and the destruction of everything they had. That was the only destination of the path they had chosen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 07:41 PM (dUJdY)
Belt buckles!
Bottle openers (30-06), and whistles.
Cufflinks and buttons from cut off bases.
Western striing tie sliders.
Certain calibers can be combined, like 20 gauge inside 12 ga, for matchstick containers. Similarly, .223 containing cotton, soaked in lampoil, capped with .22 lr, makes a 'candle'. Try different caliber pairs: .308/9mm, etc. I've seen functional pens and even lighters with parts from discarded bic flics.
Posted by: Pogomip at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (ZgdlJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (i+piv)
I was here on longbow day. And during the long slog of the Delaware senate race. I've seen things, man.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2018 08:03 PM (fEFmM)
I mentioned "emotionally stable," right?
I'll bet she's a big fan of "Fifty Shades of Gray"
Posted by: tu3031 at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (dUJdY)
I would agree except Trump is committed to rebuilding the neglected parts of the military. More ships , not having to scavenge for plane parts etc.
I agree though their are parts of the military that waste money like a drunken gambler in Vegas. I wish it was easier to shuffle the military expenditures better.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Beerslinger at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (zer3u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
Things you can't unsee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (nO+fH)
There ya go! That's more what I am thinking about!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (dUJdY)
If what Trump said was so bad, why do they have to lie about what he, you know, said?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2018 08:15 PM (Y7wkU)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:15 PM (+lOpA)
Is that a typo? "Their own" ? Or is the editor trying to be multi-gender "correct" using the asexual pronoun possessive?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (OZmbA)
He's trying to show everyone how that ESL course worked out for him, since what he wrote makes no sense whatever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:16 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:13 PM (dUJdY)
Made of spent artillery rounds?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:16 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Its like how I felt in late 2008 and 2009 when I fully caught on to just how much information the FNM had withheld from me and mis-information they had fed me -- and I had known the media did P/R spinning for the commies, only had never understood before how lock step they are in staying 'on the marxist narrative'.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 08:18 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
And sometimes the sparks come along when you least expect them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 13, 2018 08:18 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:04 PM (dUJdY)
I've looked at your website number and you're talented. I'd get something for my wife as she is stressed these days but I'm not sure what she'd like.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)
However you left out that bad SJW chick dates are just not tasty either. Its the bile.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:18 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2018 08:19 PM (Eu5eZ)
A real wallflower, that one. I hope that all worked out for the best.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 08:19 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:19 PM (lwiT4)
So let me tell you about trying out VirtualBox on windows 10 and the six times I've had to install Fedora to get it to work. And when I finally did get it to work, I screwed it up and have to do it over again.
What? NO?
Well, okay then.
Posted by: Quins Lee Pointer at February 13, 2018 08:20 PM (ECDXs)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2018 08:15 PM (Y7wkU)
-------
They have taken what he "said" women would let that type of guy do, and turned it into what he "did".
All without one shred of evidence, save those early scrunts that were paid to make allegations not withstanding. Funny how they have since scattered like roached after promising lawsuits.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:20 PM (8kLL1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)
Do it. I got a custom Alabama bracelet for my niece. She told me at Christmas that she wore it to games and her friends are jealous of her.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Tom Glavine at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (cDrwL)
How long do my balls . . . never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (vChNs)
Yes, if anyone missed, see Piers Morgan on Tucker describing Omarosa. She is a harpy from Hell. The Boner Killer, sounds like. A vampire, and not any sort of sexy she-vampires of debauched fantasy. No sirree bobtail. She will suck the life out of you, and sow seeds of dissent and chaos everywhere she goes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (bML9A)
I hate pooping.
If I could remove that from my life, I would.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 13, 2018 08:05 PM (EjBKb)
---------------------------------
Better than not, believe me.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (fEFmM)
One time I burned the soup - don't ask - and he said (honest to pete) - "Oh! I like burned soup! This is good."
sigh
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:10 PM (lwiT4)<<
I didn't know oatmeal was dinner until I got married to Heidi. But hey, "this great oatmeal hon."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (70cRb)
Everyone has the capacity. Not everyone has the will or desire.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (vChNs)<<
How do you like me now?
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (dUJdY)
What a wonderful interpretation of Mein Herr! I've seen Cabaret both in film and stage form. Incredibly sad. Amazing how the feel of the title song changes dramatically beginning vs. end. Tomorrow Belongs to Me is one of the most chilling songs in musical history. You know what's coming and you can't stop it.
Neue Galerie in NYC had a great exhibit on the art of Weimar Germany a few years back. Beautiful, decadent, and fleeting.
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2018 08:23 PM (hvf9s)
It was like the Super Bowl of losers then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:23 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (dUJdY)
Omarosa was engaged to the guy from The Shawshank Mile.
Clark Duncan Michael Whatever.
The man just dropped dead one day.
She seemed genuinely distraught over it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (i+piv)
Well, that's funny thing about Omarosa wanting to bang Piers Morgan.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2018 08:19 PM (Eu5eZ)
Yeah and and now #MeTooGotBangedByPiersMorgan
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (70cRb)
Michael Duncan Clark is probably better off now, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (i+piv)
**************
I have a lady friend, whoops, I mean I HAD a friend who interpreted what Trump said as an admission that he literally sexually assaulted and raped women and was bragging about how he gets away with it because he's rich.
This is the same friend who let me know that a coworker emailed her hoping saying her hair looked great and hope she had a good week and how awful that was and how it made her feel so creeped out with the #metoo tag.
7 years I knew this girl, I had always known her to be mildly conservative or at least apolitical, and she went full retard after Trump won the election.
We don't speak anymore.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (PUmDY)
--------
Maybe we weren't meant for
paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through, struggle, claw
our way up, scratch for every inch of the way. Maybe we can't stroll to
the music of the lute. We must march to the sound of drums.
Posted by: future capt. jim kirk at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (nO+fH)
I see an Abbott and Costello routine in our future
Who is starting for the Cubs?
Yu.
Me?
No, Yu.
That's what I said I'm starting.
No, Yu is starting.
That's not even proper English
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tom Glavine at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (cDrwL)
---
curse my symmetric balls.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:25 PM (aMlLZ)
They're great with sriracha. A bit crunchy though.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Hadrian - what a beautiful dog
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 08:19 PM (lwiT4)
She's good but she has the faults of her bloodlines. Too straight in front, big ears too low, freight-train length. A well-owned dog, as we say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:27 PM (Ydx9x)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:27 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:27 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
thanks Insomniac can to send me the full recipe?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:27 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
I don't even know what that means. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (PUmDY)
"Psychotic behavior all dressed up as cute."
Posted by: FROMNJ at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (wSC8T)
If this is happening in DC, I can believe it. The place is a heaving mass of stupidity, insecurity, and insincerity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
With really bad traffic.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (pY+s4)
If I burned soup that would mean like, at least 30 minutes of neglect. Nevermind.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
thanks Insomniac can to send me the full recipe?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:27 PM (70cRb)
Gotta make sure to simmer for at least four hours in Hoppes #9.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
The great god Pan is dead!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)
'You're an awful person' seems to me to be a phrase used by women almost exclusively.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Clark Duncan Michael Whatever.
The man just dropped dead one day.
She seemed genuinely distraught over it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:24 PM (i+piv)
---------
I watched her on The Apprentice back in the day.
Why PDT would have thought bringing that vile, entitled, SJW Feminist with a gigantic racial chip on her shoulder into his new administration is totally beyond me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (8kLL1)
Michael Clark Duncan had pretty severe heart disease and was in the hospital for several weeks before he died.
Really? I thought he just dropped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:22 PM (nO+fH)
----
squished, immolated and overseas
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
I don't even know what that means. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Gun barrels. Not leftist bitches.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 13, 2018 08:30 PM (prxs+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
CNN and MSNBC are the same network.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2018 08:30 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:30 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:30 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:31 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:31 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Nietzsche at February 13, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: that merchant from Frozen at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (wSC8T)
It was just yesterday that questioning the FBI was an existential threat to democracy, puppies, and babies.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (u8Nqb)
Hmmm... maybe
Posted by: Jewells45
*********************
French tinkers during WWI would (don't know the word) ornament 5" shells US soldiers would bring them. The soldiers would take/send them home as souvenirs.
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 08:28 PM (wSC8T)
That's perfect. Then go on your way satisfied knowing that the pajama boy she ends up with will be completely useless if her life is on the line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Imagine being married to that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fceHP)
WE pretty well all have the capacity to commit murder. What we, and I daresay Pres. Trump also have, is a conscience that prevents us from acting on that.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:11 PM (u8Nqb)
You forgot festering, pulsating evil.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 08:33 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:33 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (Dbv1R)
Though I think most of us have a list of people we'd bump off if we ever got a Purge.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Please, for the sake of keeping Teh Horde out of jail, DO NOT EVER send any of your creations, if they contain ANY component of a cartridge, be it new, used, or rendered inert...
DO NOT SEND 'EM TO MASSCHUSSETTS!
The recipient of which, will be instantly GUILTY of violating MAs ridiculous and restrictive ANTI GUN laws.
And yes, even a spent .22 case will send 'em away for an entire YEAR.
This is no joke. MA *PROSECUTES* on those charges. Ardently. Rabidly. Mercilessly.
Please stick a note up over your workbench.
"NEVER SHIP SHOOTY JEWELRY TO MASS"
Because... Massholes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:35 PM (ewxPW)
Imagine being married to that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fceHP)
________________________________
WE pretty well all have the capacity to commit murder. What we, and I daresay Pres. Trump also have, is a conscience that prevents us from acting on that.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 08:32 PM (Dbv1R)
************
Projection of desire
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:35 PM (zO1cf)
I don't see where she needs them to be so picky. Her eyes are kind of oddly situated on her pointy face. A bit like a colllie.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (wfjqa)
You would think people like this woman would get tired of writing
articles highlighting what a shallow loser she is. I'm amazed that
there is actually still a market for this kind of thing. I guess libs
think it's empowering or something, but geez.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:33 PM (kNasr)
THIS. They have zero self awareness. Or shame.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (70cRb)
--
Well... duh. Of course.
Posted by: shibumi at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (EZebt)
I don't. There are people who annoy me or I dislike; I don't want to bump them off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (8+Ozj)
Flame war?
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (nO+fH)
Not sure I follow. I'm talking about the people that in the darkest, blackest, coldest recesses of our hearts and minds that we don't talk about we would want to kill if we knew we were getting a pass.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:21 PM (nO+fH)
Whirling Darvish?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (eASYU)
'Nobody knows anyone. Not that well.' - Tom Regan, Miller's Crossing
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (8kLL1)
___
Not to be too cynical, but having a black woman in his admin wasn't a bad idea. Of course it didn't counter the "rrrraaaaaaaacist" charges but I suppose it couldn't hurt. Obviously in retrospect it was a really bad idea.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
----------
I used to, but find that I now don't even care enough about them to make the physical effort to accomplish this goal.
This assumes the act was penalty free, and Ex lives only 15 minutes away.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (8kLL1)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (u8Nqb)
Though I think most of us have a list of people we'd bump off if we ever got a Purge.
--
Well... duh. Of course.
Posted by: shibumi at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (aT+Bx)
I update mine weekly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:38 PM (70cRb)
Omarosa suffers from the other Attention Deficit Disorder -- she can't get enough Attention.
So she'll say and do whatever it takes to get Attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:38 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:38 PM (dUJdY)
The human brain craves struggle and stress.
A long time ago, like two decades long ago, a woman done me wrong. This is a love of my life woman, so doing me wrong hurt a lot.
I would drive to work each morning working it over and over in my head how much I was angry with her and I'd seethe in the anger and roll it around in my head.
One day I realized that the anger was a drug. I'd keep going there to get the high off the anger.
The human brain is stupid and it's wired to do stupid things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 08:38 PM (fuK7c)
But while we slept, the commies decided they could take over the world. Now we have real existential threats to our patriotic notions. The last president seemed to actually harbor dreams from his father, and those dreams were to "kill whitey". Hillary's dreams were to have the bankers own us and run the world.
Patriotism is now the "sport/contest" with a real call for action against the coup. Game on.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (PUmDY)
Well put.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (dUJdY)
in the darkest, blackest, coldest recesses of our hearts and minds that
we don't talk about we would want to kill if we knew we were getting a
pass.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, I wasn't in the same place. Sorry to harsh your black mellow. I don't have any of those people. I already took care of them.
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:29 PM (8kLL1)
The same reason he didn't decimate the Obama hold overs infesting his administration 15 seconds after being sworn in. He is seriously stooopid in this area, and it is a reoccurring weakness of his.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (aMlLZ)
My experience alone should warn any decent man off marriage for all time. The women be crazy!
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 13, 2018 08:12 PM (+dsLj)
You're looking for a good woman on Tindr?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (nO+fH)
Well duh. You're a face-sized spider. It's what you do.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
♫
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
...
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
♫
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/doobiebrothers/
whatafoolbelieves.html
(have to remove spaces)
Posted by: Hands digs chicks at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (398bZ)
Give the girl a bonus.
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (zO1cf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMBIeD0ThU
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:33 PM
Seems to be making a music career for Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (1JAxC)
Yeah that's not really a dating site unless by date you mean hook up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
If she was nice and didn't hassle me about Trump, yeah.
Probably.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Mine would rival the dead sea scrolls. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:36 PM (70cRb)
----------
Right. And it's fascinating to me - in a kind of can't-turn-away-from-the-train-wreck way - that she really thinks this is something of great interest. Or import. It's all about ME ME ME ME ME.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (kNasr)
They're smart enough to not get the cops involved so the lie would be exposed and they face real legal trouble, but doing it on Twitter, where Twitter will happily cover for them...well that's ok.
I feel for young men in today's world trying to find a wife. My suggestion: Find your wife anywhere but the city.
Overseas brides look better and better, I imagine.
Posted by: blindside at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (u+jfM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMBIeD0ThU
Posted by: rickl
*****************
Vic Damone too.
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 08:39 PM (bT8Z4)<<
I've been meaning to say this for awhile. Hail to the Orange, Chief.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2018 07:21 PM (gEvQ
Some myrmidons, kerns, and gallowglasses might also be useful.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (QpTNr)
___
Heh. My daughter loooooooooooves Taylor Swift. I was joking with her that if she ever finds a guy that doesn't break her heart, her career will be over.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
===
Or at the Airing of Grievances on Festivus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (EZebt)
This is very context dependent. I dated some left of center types. They were disqualified for other reasons. My initial cray cray radar in between my two marriages was not good technology.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, because those are mutually exclusive, unless there was public repentance and denunciation.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
"Tomorrow Belongs to Me is one of the most chilling songs in musical history." Yes. The way the crowd joins in with the Nazi Youth is so well done.
Bob Fosse may have deserved to beat Coppolla's direction of The Godfather, but that's a tough call. Fosse gets the music playing with the video so well. Coppolla got the mise en scene and ensemble acting so right.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (PUmDY)
But I would enjoy reading their obituary.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Absolutely, and I would mark her for slave trade during the burning times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (i+piv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (QpTNr)
---------
Well, you can't say that their future boyfriends don't know what they're getting into! I guess if you want to be the subject of a number 1 pop song, date Taylor Swift?!
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
___
Can one truly be "otherwise normal" and a Hillary voter? It's a bit like an illegal alien who is otherwise not a criminal.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 13, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)
2. If you do not follow rule 1 and wish to as a challenge then never give your any personal info. out. If asked your name is Ace and you are a professional shelf-hanger.
3. Always follow rule 1.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 13, 2018 08:44 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Absolutely, and I would mark her for slave trade during the burning times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (aMlLZ)
Now there's a guy who plans ahead.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3sy722
P.S. If someone on here really want to brain me with a fire tong, please do it tonight as I have gotten three hours of sleep since last evening and could use some rest. ;^)
J/K
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 08:44 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
-------
Yep. I would not put it on a dating profile or anything, but support for Scankles is a serious indicator of a personality type I do. Not. Want.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (8kLL1)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:14 PM (dUJdY)
I'd like a light vest long enough to cover my belt ccw, with .45ACP buttons, lots of button flap closure pockets, a matching themed belt buckle, and string tie. Something that looks good with long sleeves, jeans and boots.
Posted by: Pogomip at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (ZgdlJ)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (rdl6o)
BTW, would you like one of these special cookies I just made?
Mwahahahaha. I mean, cough, cough. Sorry. I must be getting a cough.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (70cRb)
Underwood is happily married to a NHL player I think.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (2DOZq)
I think I just pulled an ab muscle laughing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:46 PM (u8Nqb)
Before adding in the Nutella I grated some zest from an orange and added 2-3 shakes of orange oil.
Online recipes were mostly for the failproof choc chips and sweetened condensed milk fudge with orange zest and 2 tsp of orange extract added but I did find a couple cases of using orange oil which I wanted to use because I had some on hand.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2018 08:46 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (PvFoN)
I heard that PETA is protesting the dog show. Because they have nothing else to do with their worthless lives
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM
Exactly. Gentlemen you have been warned. Dick. Crazy. Assembly not recommended.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
My prepper plans come from the old world. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (UE1ou)
BTW, would you like one of these special cookies I just made?
Mwahahahaha. I mean, cough, cough. Sorry. I must be getting a cough.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:45 PM (ewxPW)
What's interesting? And what's in the cookies?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Overseas brides look better and better, I imagine.
Posted by: blindside at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (u+jfM)
Filipinas might be a good alternative.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
1. that's a BIG "otherwise"!
2. Hotness factor would be close to pegging the meter.
3. Fortunately, I will never have to worry about that. Mrs. Athens has seen to that . . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (u8Nqb)
Vic Damone too.
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 08:42 PM (zO1cf)
OK.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y96pr8xc
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
I think I just pulled an ab muscle laughing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:46 PM (u8Nqb)
I still laugh thinking of ace trying to drill a hole with the drill set counter clockwise.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
Why can't the DACA movement be stalled / reversed through an appeal to Voter Disenfranchisement?
Seems to me that is exactly what the left is using the illegal immigration / amnesty debate for. Robbing US Citizens of the value inherit in their vote...
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (nIKZP)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Yes... either that person is exceedingly stupid or nuts. I don't need to deal with either.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM
Exactly. Gentlemen you have been warned. Dick. Crazy. Assembly not recommended.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (QpTNr)
If it meant I got to bone Taylor Swift, it'd be worth trading a scornful song for bragging rights.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Very helpful to know who to avoid.
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (djCea)
He was just on the wrong side of the wall!
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (nIKZP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (EoRCO)
the illegal immigration / amnesty debate for. Robbing US Citizens of
the value inherit in their vote...
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (nIKZP)<<
Feeling better?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (nO+fH)
I think I just pulled an ab muscle laughing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:46 PM (u8Nqb)
I still laugh thinking of ace trying to drill a hole with the drill set counter clockwise.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
Brings a smile face too!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (7Jr56)
Thanks, Hopefully--good night.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (8+Ozj)
And Nutella to boot. Yum, yum.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:43 PM (PUmDY)
Cool. I always thought she was pretty hawt.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (7Jr56)
I prefer handling women without pants...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
If you are ok with it, I will ask CBD to send it to me or have him drop you mine.
Either way. Just want to help my friend find those Iceman Parts, really.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (nIKZP)
Posted by: grammie winger - almost home at February 13, 2018 07:24 PM (lwiT4)
I just saw this comment about dating Christie Brinkley, and although its an early comment, i still have damn good tequila on my screen.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 13, 2018 08:52 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
He thought he could just hold the drill and everything would revolve around him!
I keed! I keed!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 08:52 PM (NWiLs)
He was just on the wrong side of the wall!
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (nIKZP)
If he'd been in Australia, HE'D be the one laughing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2018 08:52 PM (MjCfq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq)
Why Masturbation is a Thing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 08:52 PM (cu8/f)
Question for dog show folks. Can women handlers wear pants?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2018 08:50 PM (7Jr56)
Yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (Ydx9x)
Yes, thanks you. Only hearing the world in Mono. But no longer sporting a fever and a nasty cough.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (nIKZP)
HOLY SHIT, I'M GONNA BE RICH!
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (398bZ)
It works that way in Australia!
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (7LY+6)
I think it had to do with city people looking down on the country bumpkins. My mom was born in a rural area of Wisconsin, and she said that until they had to move to the city, everyone her age within 20 miles of her was some kind of cousin.
When I look at one branch of my family back in Norway at farms in the vicinity of Mo, Nord-Rana, Nordland, in the 1600s to 1800s, this appears especially to be the case.
An interesting thing, though, was that births that were illegitimate were marked as such in church records. But such births only happened once for the woman. She was by-God married the next time she gave birth, and almost always to the same father as her first child. No serial baby daddies ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 08:54 PM (pNxlR)
You know who else was a hanger?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
HOLY SHIT, I'M GONNA BE RICH!
If you are going to sell those to Philly sports fans, you will need something that will accommodate a D cell.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (u8Nqb)
===
Love that episode when they assemble a pre fab house but lost the instructions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (EZebt)
If you are ok with it, I will ask CBD to send it to me or have him drop you mine.
Either way. Just want to help my friend find those Iceman Parts, really.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:51 PM (nIKZP)
yeah no problem.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (aMlLZ)
-----
Your murder observation.
And the special ingredient is love. Mwah... cough. Cough. Must get some Hall's.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Muad'dib
cheers ... they kicked the chief off the field way back, and recently I heard they were stop the band from playing the fight song ...
chicagotribune.com/sports/college/ct-illinois-bans-war-chant-20170825-story.html
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (PUmDY)
That's very sweet, Fen, as are you.
A girl I know has a thing on her mirror that says "be the person your dog thinks you are".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)
I mean, I now own a condo in a really tough housing market. I'm pretty sure this makes me what they call "a catch". I get to be a little picky now.
Posted by: that merchant from Frozen at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T)
The human brain is stupid and it's wired to do stupid things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 08:38 PM (fuK7c)
Now I've got 'Love is the Drug' rolling around in my head
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (Gz24F)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Carly Simon then?
I'll bet no one else here had You're So Vain dedicated to them at their prom.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 08:54 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at February 13, 2018 08:57 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Would you rule out going out on a date with someone who was otherwise relatively normal but was a Hillary voter /supporter?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I once had a crush on a girl at work who was a Michael Dukakis supporter. She got mad at me when I pointed out how much Dukakis looked like ALF.
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 08:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Ewww....wat?
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (7JbXq)
---------------
BTW, what does 'Swipe Left' mean?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:53 PM (nIKZP)<<
I saw you mentioned food didn't taste right. I had pneumonia last summer. Didn't seek help until I couldn't control the fever at 105. Between that and the antibiotic they put me on, I had the same experience. Coffee tasted like mud. Other things tasted just weird. I lost 25 lbs in a month. Glad you are better. The sarcasm coefficient has taken a hit without you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2018 08:59 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
___
I once was all that mattered...
Posted by: Love at February 13, 2018 08:59 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (u8Nqb)
-------------
Well, well, well. You've got to tell us the story now.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:59 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:00 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Ewww....wat?
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)
Not only that, she was pregnant. He and his wife had given her up for adoption as an infant and she found them when she was 20. I guess her and her dad became a little to close. He divorced his wife in 2017 and they got married without telling anyone they were father and daughter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (bT8Z4)<<
They banned the war chant. When they come for 3 in one, all bets are off. Marching Illini 1981 - 1985.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (nO+fH)
Flu has gotten really bad here. Two schools in a nearby county closed on Wednesday last week. They're going to fumigate the buildings and give students time to get over flu before re-opening. I've never heard of that happening before.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (wSC8T)
I miss those days.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (1JAxC)
...
This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: expecting the worst at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (z2W2E)
Would you rather have Minions, Acolytes, Devotees, or Henchmen?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:13 PM (i+piv)
Minions and henchmen. They're expendable and you can pick up a dozen at Walmart.
Seriously, on the subject, marriage is great for incredibly shy men like me because it obviates the stress of dating. I can count the number of dates I've had on two hands and they were usually disastrous unless the both of us were liquored up, at which point my shyness is ameliorated. That's BAD. I'm a bloody awful conversationalist--I wish I could communicate by writing all the time--so the conversation would always lag unless she was doing all the talking. It would stress me into a spiral of despair.
So I rarely pursued, which confused women who would come on to me. If I got a divorce tomorrow I would just become a hermit and hang out with the dog and the Horde all the time. Some people are meant for the chase and some people aren't, and I'm in the aren't category.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (1FhAQ)
Yeah, it's weird.
I am starting to get a few things that are close to tasing like they should - but, I don't expect that taste will return prior to me finishing the antibiotics.
Soon. Soon, I will be back to full strength obnoxious!
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (SdU9t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
--------------
INSTRUCTIONS:
Make sure the drill motor is set to turn clockwise when viewed from the after portion of the drill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2018 09:02 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
---------
Good lord. How horrible. Horrible beyond words.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:02 PM (kNasr)
Nope. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Modern society has allowed those who might have perished in harsher times to thrive.
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2018 09:02 PM (UdKB7)
Why can't the DACA movement be stalled / reversed through an appeal to Voter Disenfranchisement?
Seems to me that is exactly what the left is using the illegal immigration / amnesty debate for. Robbing US Citizens of the value inherit in their vote...
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 08:48 PM (nIKZP)
--------
The original EOd DACA by the JEF was already completely unconstitutional, as it ordered LE to stop enforcing settled, written law. PDT rescinding it by EO is constitutional, because he alone has that power, written into the Constitution.
Why Donny hasn't told the Circus Court Judge to pound sand and point to our founding document as the basis to tell LE to ignore the Circus Court and follow his order is totally beyond me.
I can only surmise that he is trying too hard (IMO) to do things above board and transparently.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 09:02 PM (8kLL1)
Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM
That's not at all what Ace was saying.
He was saying that women need a man to scare them and then sh*t on their chest.
Posted by: @real Cathy Newman at February 13, 2018 09:03 PM (wfjqa)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 09:03 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 09:03 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
Ummmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Satan at February 13, 2018 09:03 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 13, 2018 09:03 PM (RuIsu)
I know it comes as a shock, but I never lacked for self-confidence and the smartass gene is strong. (I see it now in MY son.) I have a list of suspects as to the anonymous origin, but have never solved the mystery even after 37 years.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (u8Nqb)
Not hot. Great tits, though.
She won the Oscar for Best Nipples on an Album Cover back in 1972 for No Secrets.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (SdU9t)
:
pens eyes, cocks eyebrow, crosses paws, closes eyes:::Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (z1Gxf)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Ewww....wat?
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)
In Virginia...AND they had a kid. The daughter had been given up for adoption. Mom and dad later married and had other kids. First daughter found then when she turned 18. Dad and daughter started getting it on. Dad left mom for daughter and ran away to NC to get married. Mom reported them. They were both arrested and charged with incest and are now awaiting trial where they can be sent to prison for... i think... up to 20 years.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (FTXAT)
**********************
That's like asking if you'd date someone who only occasionally strangled puppies every now and then.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 08:47 PM (5fRCd)
***********************
Hello to the east Pacific.
Enlighten us.
Posted by: gNewt at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (zO1cf)
...
First, they must perform 'The Iron Lotus'.
Posted by: expecting the worst at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
Nasty. Didn't know it was illegal tho. That'll be embarrassing in court.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 08:49 PM (kNasr)
********************************
Amazing. Watched the qualifying round last night. ,Reading Ace, doing laundry,
flipping between FNC, Westminster and the Olympics. Does this count as multi- tasking?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:01 PM (wSC8T)
Concur.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah. Sitting around singing Hosannas all day would get old.
Debilitation stress is bad. Mild stress is GOOD.
I play the Good Lord gives me something interesting to do when the "life of the world to come" happens.
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (7JbXq)
Must've been a brisk day for that photo shoot...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (u8Nqb)
-----------
You mean there's more than one person who would have dedicated that to you? My goodness. You just might be the Moron of the Year. Let's see, if you're 29 that would have been 11 years ago, so you were the Moron of 2007.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:06 PM (kNasr)
In say the pre-1985ish era? Most definitely. She has not aged well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:06 PM (u8Nqb)
Would you rule out going out on a date with someone who was otherwise relatively normal but was a Hillary voter /supporter?
Definitely not; that person lacks moral discernment.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 09:06 PM (pNxlR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qquDZfSiXsw
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
that was a great day...with him in the comments
Posted by: concrete girl at February 13, 2018 09:07 PM (Gz24F)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I WAS here in 2007.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:07 PM (u8Nqb)
There've always been stories that this happened with Mackenzie Phillips and her dad, John Phillips. Would explain why she turned into such a coke head.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (7JbXq)
flipping between FNC, Westminster and the Olympics. Does this count as multi- tasking?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (PvFoN)
----------
Yes. You may need to file your nails and have some ice cream though, to have it really count.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (kNasr)
It was a sweater and I am pretty sure she has a shirt under it, too.
Military Grade Nipples that girl had.
Also, a nicely trimmed bush is barely visible through her sun skirt on the cover of Anticipation (1971).
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (SdU9t)
So I rarely pursued, which confused women who would come on to me. If I got a divorce tomorrow I would just become a hermit and hang out with the dog and the Horde all the time. Some people are meant for the chase and some people aren't, and I'm in the aren't category.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzyat February 13, 2018 09:01 PM
=========================================
joncelli, I was going to bold the parts of your comment that describe me, then realized almost everything you wrote describes me. So I totally understand where you're coming from, though unfortunately I never found the special someone like you did.
*tips hat*
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah. Sitting around singing Hosannas all day would get old.
Debilitation stress is bad. Mild stress is GOOD.
I play the Good Lord gives me something interesting to do when the "life of the world to come" happens.
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (7JbXq)
Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the gangster gambler died and he ended up in a place where he could never lose. At first he thought it was heaven but soon realized it was hell.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (dKiJG)
Thank you Ace. Thank you Horde. Y’all are a very wise bunch!!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2018 08:58 PM (5OO3x)
------
On dating sites, swipe left means you are not interested in the pic/person presented. Swipe right means you are interested.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (8kLL1)
Until she morphed into Steve Tyler, yes.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (SdU9t)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Not Winston Churchill at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (PxB9y)
I still remember a fire & brimstone preacher's sermon about that when I was a kid. He said if singing praises 24 hours a day didn't sound good to you, you're going to hell.
I worried about it a lot when I was a kid. Now I just think, "Fuck that guy."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (398bZ)
is smart, kind, compassionate, successful and engaged in the world
around us. He also leans solidly left. My profile postscript makes that
clear. "If you voted for Trump, it's a deal breaker. Please move on."
Sorry honey, Bill Gates is taken. And Tim Cook is gay. Enjoy your life as a crazy cat lady.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (Dbv1R)
Nope. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Modern society has allowed those who might have perished in harsher times to thrive.
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2018 09:02 PM (UdKB7)
That is sooo nuts on.
A chick who is a Hillary supporter is supporting policies that will destroy the USA, and will no doubt murder any baby in her womb. The most amusement they can offer is a 5 or 10 minute view of the top of their head, and that isn't even worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (EzdLW)
I don't know how that will stand up post Obergefell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (7LY+6)
to take manual transmission gears or engine parts and weld them together
in a clock shape or tractor or lamp or what not. Goes over huge.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 08:00 PM (kiSdp)
A pinata in the shape of a time clock would be great for a retirement party.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (Dbv1R)
>>Seventies era Carly Simon was a 12 on the 0-1 binary scale.
Until she morphed into Steve Tyler, yes.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (SdU9t)<<
You're back then. LOL
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (nO+fH)
-----
Your murder observation.
And the special ingredient is love. Mwah... cough. Cough. Must get some Hall's.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 08:55 PM (ewxPW)
Just make sure they're chocolate chip. At least then I can go out tasting something good.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:06 PM (u8Nqb)
Her mouth has taken over her whole face.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA)
I worried about it a lot when I was a kid. Now I just think, "Fuck that guy."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (398bZ)
lol yup
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 09:11 PM (aMlLZ)
>>I never could figure out if Carly was hot or not.
Not hot. Great tits, though.
She won the Oscar for Best Nipples on an Album Cover back in 1972 for No Secrets.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 09:04 PM (SdU9t)
(giggles) Thanks!
I'd like to thank The Academy, but really, it was just a bit chilly that day.
Posted by: Carly at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (djCea)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (ewxPW)
Shoe shine?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
Anyone that opposes the 20-week law is an evil shithook. Full stop.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (PUmDY)
I don't know how that will stand up post Obergefell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Yup....wonder who the poor bastard was who had to make them their cake.......
Slippery slope is way way way back in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Satan at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:05 PM (7JbXq)
Recommend a book titled "Heaven" by Randy Alcorn.
Heaven will not be boring. God is very creative, to say the least.
Posted by: girldog at February 13, 2018 09:13 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:13 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (398bZ)
ha.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:14 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
This and pedophilia will be the next cultural battles that people who would prefer civil society be destroyed will push.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 09:14 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 09:14 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2018 07:13 PM (i+piv)
In my profession, I had them all. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 09:14 PM (aMlLZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qquDZfSiXsw
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
Add about 400 lbs and that's Mary
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)
I am reminded of the late great Jim Hammill, lead singer of the Kingsmen Quartet: "I hope if you think I'm too loud and too happy that they put you next door to me in heaven."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 09:15 PM (u8Nqb)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 09:14 PM (ewxPW)
---------
No no no. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to eat them all up tonight - it's Mardi Gras! We had Chick-Fil-A for our Shrove Tuesday feast.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:15 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (dKiJG)
Fuck. No.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:16 PM (NWiLs)
Would you rule out going out on a date with someone who was otherwise relatively normal but was a Hillary voter /supporter?
Only if she lived within 10 miles of me.
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 09:16 PM (EzdLW)
She's gonna just luv her career as a meme. And a bad one at that.
Which is much better than she deserves.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 09:16 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 09:16 PM (PvFoN)
to eat them all up tonight - it's Mardi Gras! We had Chick-Fil-A for
our Shrove Tuesday feast.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:15 PM (kNasr)<<
This
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:17 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Not Winston Churchill at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (PxB9y)
Cloverfield Paradox sucked elephant balls. There was an opportunity to do something interesting and they completely fucked the chihuahua.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 13, 2018 09:18 PM (djCea)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2018 09:18 PM (kufk0)
Would you rule out going out on a date with someone who was otherwise relatively normal but was a Hillary voter /supporter?
Of course not! What's her net worth?
Posted by: Hillary at February 13, 2018 09:19 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
God dammit, he's supposed to be killing me, not just pissing me off!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Oh look! Someone threw me beads!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 13, 2018 09:18 PM (djCea)<
No they didn't!!!! It was someone at hotair.com
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:19 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:19 PM (z1Gxf)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (ewxPW)
No time for your negativity you stupid ho.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (dKiJG)
I wouldn't someone who votes Democrat
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (z1Gxf)
I just googled the word "shrove". It's funny how many things are new to me at the advanced age of 29.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (fuK7c)
Pancake Dinner.
Uh. No thanks. I want a feast. With tender meats and adult beverages.
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (7JbXq)
My cousin married this somewhat plain, odd looking woman. She's nice enough, but is a bit of a headcase, very fragile and brittle although she's getting better. She dreamed of marrying the football captain, the hunky boy.
That's how we are as people; we want better than us, the best possible, and settle for what we can actually attain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (o90Ij)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 13, 2018 09:18 PM (djCea)
They're not for eating, toots.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2018 09:21 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:21 PM (z1Gxf)
Would you date someone that was Pro Abortion?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:09 PM (dKiJG)
If I were a pro-life guy, There is no way I would date a pro-abortion woman and risk my child being murdered.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 09:21 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Blogforce 100 at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (PT3GL)
Posted by: Carly's Nips at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)
cool, I was several years earlier, actually didn't even make it way across campus to the games most of the time. My sister was there late 60's ... did marching band in high school but Illini didn't let women in the band at the time, as I understand it.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (bT8Z4)
No, but not because they are pro abortion, but rather why she's pro abortion. Its her worldview that messes up her to the point I cannot get that close to her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (fuK7c)
---------
Wow, Bander - it's rare that I know something that you don't. Go me!
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:23 PM (kNasr)
when the date is over, make sure your parting line is "well, I hope you are happy now."
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 13, 2018 09:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:23 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)
I've got "come on, baby, light my fire!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 09:24 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 13, 2018 09:18 PM (djCea)
That's a net dear. They were thrown from that whaling ship
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 09:24 PM (SiINZ)
I never understood those lyrics.
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2018 09:23 PM (7JbXq)
She was ironic before it was cool.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Ah, well. No ragrets! Nothing to do but move on from here.
I'll just try to remember to get some corned beef and cabbage for lunch on St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, the place where I always used to get corned beef and cabbage on St. Patrick's Day didn't offer it last year. I might have to settle for a nice reuben this year. We'll see!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:24 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Zombie Monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (9rvEY)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (nO+fH)
Yeah, that's the kicker. After all of the butthurt the song really was about him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zombie Monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (4A5fG)
is smart, kind, compassionate, successful and engaged in the world
around us. He also leans solidly left. My profile postscript makes that
clear. "If you voted for Trump, it's a deal breaker. Please move on."
Sorry honey, Bill Gates is taken. And Tim Cook is gay. Enjoy your life as a crazy cat lady.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean
Yeah, "successful" is code for has money. The woman is trying to cover up the fact that she is shallow. She's probably one of those liberals who cares about the poor but moves as far away from them as she can get.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)
Oh look! Someone threw me beads!
Posted by: Trigglypuff
They're not for eating, toots.
Eat the pods
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:20 PM (fuK7c)
---------
Wow, Bander - it's rare that I know something that you don't. Go me!
Posted by: bluebell at February
sort of uncommon, archaic, means driving and shaving simultaneously.
Yesterday I was running late so I had to shrove to work.
Interestingly, shrave is to shave at an after hours party while taking molly; meaning the drug, no the girl.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
She's a gold-diggin' ho looking for a beta chump.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
i like quiet, i like reading , i like a clean house, but don't freak out with spots on a window.
we both detest cooking
but i do it.
looks at grammie in jealousy
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (cfHE9)
Like a fine whine.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (9rvEY)
Dang... I was chatting with a smoking hot 52 year old blonde from Santa Barbara...
and she was way Conservative...
too bad its like 5 hours away from me...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (PUmDY)
No, but not because they are pro abortion, but rather why she's pro abortion. Its her worldview that messes up her to the point I cannot get that close to her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (39g3+)
Somebody that's pro Abortion tells me their view of life, what would they do to me or our child etc if you become incapacitated or not normal? Would they look out for me or just pull the plug.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (cfHE9)
but i do it.
I enjoy cooking... for someone else. Sucks to cook just for yourself
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Shemp! at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Tyii7)
No clown tonight in my tea
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 13, 2018 09:25 PM (9rvEY)
I was worried about you during the thomas fire.
Is your house okay?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 09:29 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (fuK7c)
I might have to settle for a nice reuben this year. We'll see!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
I'm your man!
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (IqV8l)
Aren't they all lesbians?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
eh don lik it.
eat.
kant
eat or go to you room
k
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (Z8j2x)
I'm curious...what is a "demicock"?
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Bronco Bama at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (K0z2U)
but i do it.
looks at grammie in jealousy
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:27 PM (Z8j2x)
---------
willow, I'm here to help. We have a cookbook here, autographed to you personally, waiting for your address so we can send it to you. Anon a mouse won one in the food thread back on New Year's Eve, but already had one, and asked us to give it to you instead. That's why I wanted you to email me, and when you didn't, I asked CBD to try to get you to email him.
Will you please email me at moron cookbook at gmail? It's been sitting on my dining room table for 6 weeks and we have people coming to dinner this weekend
.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Z8j2x)
That's why I keep on moving until I find what I'm looking for. Some people just stay put, and happiness comes to them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Blogforce 100 at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (PT3GL)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Z8j2x)
I think the idea of a "soul mate" is destructive. Nobody can ever live up to the Platonic ideal of what somebody else thinks their perfect mate is.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
.-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . -.-. -.- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / - .-. .- -. ... -- .. - - .. -. --. --..-- / -.-. .... .- -- .--. ..--..
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
A clown came near and my grandfather lifted her up to get a better look. She kicked tue clown right in the face, no hesitation, as if she'd rehearsed and planned and trained for this moment. Clown was covered in blood and ran off for the rest of the show.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)
Aren't they all lesbians?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
**************
I don't mind lesbians....as long as they don't move away from the fiscus.
Posted by: Perv Weinstein at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (K0z2U)
YUP
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (z1Gxf)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
True Love... you think it happens every day? maybe one in a thousand couples find it...
Posted by: Wesley, and not the wimpy Star Trek one... at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (NgKpN)
even make it way across campus to the games most of the time. My sister
was there late 60's ... did marching band in high school but Illini
didn't let women in the band at the time, as I understand it.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2018 09:22 PM (bT8Z4)<<
I was born in Carle Clinic and raised on Lincoln Ave. Its home to me. Nice to meet you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2018 09:33 PM (nO+fH)
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:33 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (0XvLg)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Z8j2x)
This is pretty much the definitive article on the subject.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/9/
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (z1Gxf)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: booknlass at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Shemp! at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (Tyii7)
Aren't they all lesbians?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2018 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Venn diagram of Normal, and Hillary supporter, do not intersect....
Posted by: Don Q., Math Guy at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:33 PM (Z8j2x)
And when it becomes a challenge they tell you to fuck off and use the courts to back it up. No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at February
interesting. when I look at never married women, especially in their 30s, I wonder why no none wants them. good opening line at pick up bars.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 13, 2018 09:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dispatchcocked demicock at February 13, 2018 09:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:35 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2018 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
I dunno. I believe. I look at my parent. I look at my grandparents. They all fit- like pieces in a puzzle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:36 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (0XvLg)
YUP
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:32 PM (z1Gxf)
This is not about Winona, is it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (cfHE9)
I never could figure out if Carly was hot or not.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:00 PM (+lOpA)
Based on her album cover, she was cold.
Posted by: Philby, Burgess, and Maclean at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)
I'm glad you told me that, now I don't have to worry about seeing it ever.
Having never seen it, let me predict the plot:
1) introduction to misfit gang of people who are supposed to be cool
2) horrible danger threatens everyone
3) weird creepy shit happens
4) even more messed up weird creepy shit happens
5) nonsensical stuff happens.
6) characters do nonsensical things and yell a lot.
7) the end, nothing is tied together.
how close am I?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)
Better than clams, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shemp! at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (Tyii7)
I would have figure you more for, Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (rnAwa)
I'll let you in on the Great Magic Secret - it didn't just happen, not for any of them. They Chose to make it that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (V2Yro)
but really we have our missing half. when, when?
i guess patience, or maybe your has already finished the goal and waiting.
or yeah haven't met .
or perhaps even a married couple becoming bored and not even realizing thats their real mate because they became to busty to take care of her/him
don't know, but interesting thought to me
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (V2Yro)
From the RLM review, it sounds like they tried to make a not-good Event Horizon and Manchester By The Sea mash-up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (0XvLg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Corgis at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (Tyii7)
Pretty damn close, especially the last point.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
I'll let you in on the Great Magic Secret - it didn't just happen, not for any of them. They Chose to make it that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February
well, when you have been forcing the pieces for 80 years you can make any two puzzle pieces fit together.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (MTjB1)
https://tinyurl.com/yakvjt9y
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (djCea)
*discreetly pushes button, wall rotates, concealing candlelit shrine*
Uh, wut?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 13, 2018 09:40 PM (z1Gxf)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:33 PM (Z8j2x)
----------
Perfection is unattainable. As Eddie Murphy said long ago, "Find someone just as fcuked up as you, and settle down"
Trick is, both parties need to realize both parties need to give 100% to it. Measuring by 50/50 will always leave 1 party wanting, in the eyes of th other.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (8kLL1)
I'll let you in on the Great Magic Secret - it didn't just happen, not for any of them. They Chose to make it that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (V2Yro)
I don't doubt it, but they loved each other enough to where all the little shit meant just that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (yQpMk)
Go for the older Catholic women. If they go to a Latin Mass church.
If the church had guitars and tie-died bell-bottoms, move along.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 07:19 PM (hyuyC)
OK, do tell. Is it just because they are sane?
Posted by: Iris at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (q177U)
think Janet Reno, Buzzy Ginsberg, Angela Merkel, Lena Dunham
I wouldn't grudge fuck them either.
Posted by: berlusconi at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
It won't but you know, we're just Christian nuts who don't understand logic.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (J70i0)
so they made a bad remix of two depressing movies that both sucked balls? Wow, I wonder why that didn't work out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 13, 2018 09:43 PM (MTjB1)
but really we have our missing half. when, when?
i guess patience, or maybe your has already finished the goal and waiting.
or yeah haven't met .
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (Z8j2x)
The closest I've come is my late cat Kira, or possibly her mother Chloe, who was technically my neighbor's cat. We had quite a rapport.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
I just wish you wouldn't throw all thought out because of anger. Hard to look like a catch if you are going to growl at the next chance/perhaps right chance that comes by.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:43 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: berlusconi at February 13, 2018 09:43 PM (K0z2U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 13, 2018 09:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2018 09:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2018 09:41 PM (8kLL1)
and we've been told that! yet how many actually make it their life.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:45 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Beelzebub at February 13, 2018 09:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2018 09:45 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2018 09:46 PM (q177U)
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)
That's so sad. Like all we are is just chemical reactions.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2018 09:46 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:34 PM (Z8j2x)
Absolutely. But no Jane Seymour jewelry.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 09:46 PM (cu8/f)
or convenience at the time.
or tired of playin, i'll just marry this one
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:47 PM (Z8j2x)
1) introduction to misfit gang of people who are supposed to be cool
2) horrible danger threatens everyone
3) weird creepy shit happens
4) even more messed up weird creepy shit happens
5) nonsensical stuff happens.
6) characters do nonsensical things and yell a lot.
7) the end, nothing is tied together.
how close am I?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:38 PM (V2Yro)
1. Not cool but international team of astronauts who are barely characters.
2. Of course, because the earth is running out of energy. Yes, energy. However it can build a huge space station while people still use all sorts of electronic devices on earth.
3. Most definitely
4. Yes again
5. Yes but the nonsensical stuff is kind of funny and probably the best part of the movie
6. Not a lot of that
7. It's tied together is the most arbitrary way possible.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 13, 2018 09:48 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:48 PM (Z8j2x)
The comment was a riff on a story boulder terlit hobo told. ISTR he went to an evening event with a Catholic Woman Singles group. Evidently, he was highly sought after because he was a young person compared with the women.
Latin Mass attending Catholic women might be a better fit for single Horde members than smug Unitarian Universalists.
I do appreciate the maturity, experiences and wisdom of older woman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 09:49 PM (hyuyC)
better than a human!
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:49 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2018 09:50 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2018 09:51 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2018 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 09:53 PM (cu8/f)
Needless to say she does not have your real name, address, or phone number.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2018 09:55 PM (2NqXo)
I'm curious...what is a "demicock"?
A really big skin tag that formed between the rolls of fat around Trigglypuff's pelvis.
I denounce myself
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2018 09:56 PM (EzdLW)
It's totally possible for someone with a low IQ to be gorgeous and sensible and faithful and happy and kind and good-natured and a terrific cook, and these are all things that I would rate way above "conventional" intelligence in a list of traits I would desire in a woman.
Intelligence is just another trait that some people have, as far as I'm concerned. I was diagnosed (and I use that word deliberately) as a genius when I was a kid, so I don't really have the luxury of demanding equal intelligence in a romantic partner.
I think women use "intelligence" as a euphemism for "wealthy" or "successful", and men use it as a virtue signal. "Oh, I'm not intimidated at all by smart, successful women! In fact, I insist that you be at least my equal in the IQ department! I'm a male feminist!" And the Dunning-Kruger effect makes liberal women of average intelligence think they can, and should try to, live up to that guy's standards.
I don't give a shit if your IQ is 50 points below mine. That's where most people are! If you have what used to be called "common sense", though? That is highly appealing to me!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:59 PM (wSC8T)
mine. That's where most people are! If you have what used to be called
"common sense", though? That is highly appealing to me!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 09:59 PM (wSC8T)
I'm happiest with someone who can compliment me. It's certainly not about wealth and success, which most often bring with them a stressful and shallow lifestyle.
I'm a sucker for clever and witty men, so it's no wonder I enjoy the 'rons here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 10:08 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 10:11 PM (wSC8T)
Something deeply personal.
Age does that though. Especially after that accident he had 4 months ago...and 62 stitches in his face.
Yep...his dad said he has never seen his son cry before.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 13, 2018 10:11 PM (rqQ57)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 10:12 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 09:39 PM (V2Yro)
I absolutely believe this. Yes, you have to be well-suited. The rest is choice.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 10:14 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 10:15 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2018 10:16 PM (2K6fY)
I also think you're very smart, way above average IQ. I think that's cool! I don't disdain intelligence in a woman; I just view it as a trait that some people have and some people don't.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 10:20 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 10:26 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 13, 2018 10:27 PM (Sda6L)
True, but I've always been drawn to, and happier with, intelligent men. We all have to seek out what works best for us.As you say, you don't require an IQ match, but I think you'd be bored with someone who wasn't smart enough to stimulate you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 13, 2018 10:28 PM (cu8/f)
That cute cashier at the local Petco, or a teller at my bank, or a waitress at the local Buffalo Wild Wings, though, would probably be happy with someone like me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 11:46 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 14, 2018 12:21 AM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 13, 2018 11:46 PM (wSC8T)
Source? That doesn't sound kosher.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 14, 2018 12:32 AM (mUKri)
Love you, Ace.
Posted by: m at February 14, 2018 01:39 AM (VKsXm)
Posted by: x at February 13, 2018 07:27 PM (nFwvY)
"Friend."
Posted by: m at February 14, 2018 02:07 AM (VKsXm)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at February 14, 2018 05:16 AM (e44Qj)
Posted by: True the Note at February 14, 2018 06:08 AM (HLTe8)
Posted by: True the Note at February 14, 2018 06:08 AM (HLTe8)
Posted by: obsidian at February 14, 2018 11:14 AM (ARK2U)
Would you rather have Minions, Acolytes, Devotees, or Henchmen?
-----
Cohort. Definitely cohort.
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
With his cohorts all gleaming in purple and gold.
While the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.
Posted by: Wit's End at February 15, 2018 02:27 AM (ROYpB)
Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0989 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0363 seconds, 888 records returned.
Page size 425 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)