The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Form over substance is the hallmark of the progressive technique. It's how you look and how you sound that is vital. That way you look and sound good, and your evil works are hidden from view. Vice President Pence and his wife have too much dignity to respond to a nonentity, but somebody should, at the very least, throw some poo in this guy's face.

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The photo is of Vice President Pence and his wife visiting Dachau.

The nasty little cocksucker deleted this tweet, but I saved a copy because its viciousness is a perfect microcosm of the leftist mindset. Nothing is off limits...nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attacking their enemies.

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We are fvcking doomed.



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I like Larry Correia. I haven't read any of his fiction, but his blog is a hoot, and here he is destroying an asshat journalist who wrote a spectacularly stupid article.
Fisking the "Stop Telling Poor People to Cook" Doofus, with Special Guest, My Mom is pretty funny, and mean, and spot-on.
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NYT Reporter: President Trump's "Hostility" Toward Hispanics Explains Decline in Flu Shots
When asked about an eight percent drop in the number of Hispanics who received flu shots, McNeil pointed to President Trump’s “hostility to Spanish language and Hispanics” as a possible explanation, in addition to a “cut back in Spanish-language ads.” He then admitted that the facts disproved his wild speculation and that didn't actually know the reason for the statistic.

Top men! This dumbfvck doesn't know a damned thing about science, as evidenced by his total lack of understanding of some basic logic and statistics, knowledge that is vital for understanding scientific research. So he saw a correlation between Trump and a decrease in vaccination rates among Hispanics and made the stunningly stupid leap that one caused the other. This isn't complicated shit...this is pretty basic stuff, and a so-called "science and health journalist" for the vaunted NYT should know the difference between correlation and causality.
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Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (CPk08)

2 Hunh.

Lol

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (CPk08)

3 2nd

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (FZYNt)

4 shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (FZYNt)

5 nice day. Oh look: there is stuff to read up there.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (CPk08)

6 Asshole expected cheering and fun at a concentration camp? Pig!

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2018 10:57 AM (5gaNQ)

7 Racist ice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 10:57 AM (9SkN+)

8 Pooh. It's what's for dinner...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 10:57 AM (7LY+6)

9 is black ice racist?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 10:58 AM (FZYNt)

10 Is the Cadbury rotten egg serious? Evil whites designed cold weather sports to exclude others? The left is ape shit crazy

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)

11 Pretty sure that Tweet is a parody.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (LiyEm)

12 *sigh* Willowed profoundly. As I was saying...

I have a suggestion for the art thread (one for the guys), although it may be too NSFW - top of this page on Maggie's Farm

http://bit.ly/mag-pic

I also have a suggestion for a new ape-thread image, maybe, if you remove the caption. Second image on this Michelle's Mirror page

http://bit.ly/oranguilty

Posted by: mindful webworker - suggestively at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (/IMJl)

13 10 Is the Cadbury rotten egg serious? Evil whites designed cold weather sports to exclude others? The left is ape shit crazy
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)


He seems somewhat elfwickish....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (CPk08)

14 10 Is the Cadbury rotten egg serious? Evil whites designed cold weather sports to exclude others? The left is ape shit crazy
Posted by: CN

I guess we are just supposed to play with our cocks for the 8 months of winter in Canada

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (FZYNt)

15 "eight percent drop in the number of Hispanics who received flu shots"

Really? 'cause I'm calling bullshiite. Here's a clue: the person making the claim is responsible for proof... and they have none.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)

16 Jeffrey Lewis won't visit any concentration camp that doesn't have an arcade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:00 AM (9SkN+)

17 Was that a male robot opening the door for a female robot? Unacceptable!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:00 AM (IqV8l)

18
I thought the 'dog' bot was going to pee on the floor. Sorta disappointed when it didn't.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 13, 2018 11:00 AM (2FqvZ)

19 Does the dog bot hump your leg?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (FZYNt)

20 That video is creepy. They look like giant cockroaches, who know how to do things.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (kNasr)

21 Hate the monkey.

Posted by: Roscoe at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (QxMUy)

22 Is the Cadbury rotten egg serious?"

Suuuuureee....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (7LY+6)

23 The left is ape shit crazy

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)

Well yes, but that is a parody account.

[at least I hope it is!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (wYseH)

24 Pretty sure that Tweet is a parody.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 10:59 AM (LiyEm)

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I initially thought that, then I saw he called Africa a country. That solidified its authenticity in my mind.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (vg8iE)

25 Those robots give mw the creeps and yet I want one armed and at my comnand.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2018 11:02 AM (LoAUt)

26 12 *sigh* Willowed profoundly. As I was saying...

I have a suggestion for the art thread (one for the guys), although it may be too NSFW - top of this page on Maggie's Farm

http://bit.ly/mag-pic


The second place that Galahad stopped, while looking for the Holy Grail.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:02 AM (CPk08)

27 Looks like that Geoffrey of Elswick guy who got banned back under another name...

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 11:02 AM (LiyEm)

28 4 shit
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 10:55 AM (FZYNt)

Is that Korean for "fourth"?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2018 11:02 AM (ewxPW)

29 Remember, folks, that stuff from Boston Dynamics is the stuff they are showing us.

Yay.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

RE: The countries like Africa, here we have a woman whose professor failed her paper because Australia is a continent and not a country.

http://bit.ly/2BQ3a4L

Top. Women.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2018 11:02 AM (mf5HN)

30 6 Asshole expected cheering and fun at a concentration camp? Pig!

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2018 10:57 AM (5gaNQ)

What, you DON'T get a raging boner at the thought of Genocide?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (WDCYi)

31 I think Tyler-Baines Cadbury is a new Geoffrey Elfwick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oVJmc)

32 It is difficult to parody the lef though.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (LiyEm)

33 Hate the monkey.

Posted by: Roscoe at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (QxMUy)

www.hotair.com

No monkeys over there!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (wYseH)

34 Jeffrey Lewis should probably avoid spaces where there are lots of bees flying around.

/yeah, I was watching Black Mirror last night, and no I did not sleep well

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (6FqZa)

35 19 Does the dog bot hump your leg?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (FZYNt)


I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (CPk08)

36 www.hotair.com

No monkeys over there!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (wYseH)

But yet they do fling a lot of poo.

Odd, that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (72PAC)

37 is black ice racist?
Posted by: Rick in SK


No. It'll fuck up everyone that hits it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:04 AM (f4vam)

38 I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut

my balls aren't going to lick themselves

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:04 AM (FZYNt)

39 Fun Fact: Several years ago the good burghers of the pretty town of Dachau decided that tourists were avoiding the place as a vacation destination because of its association with the nearby camp. They launched a cheery ad campaign inviting travelers to come visit "The Other Dachau."

For some reason, the campaign had no positive effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (9SkN+)

40 Tyler B-C either writes for The Onion or is an example of what happens when same-sex "marriage" somehow gets kids to raise.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (0uZGS)

41 Does the dog bot hump your leg?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (FZYNt)

I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In


Without rusting.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (f4vam)

42 Anybody know the story behind the Nigerian women's bobsled team? Are these American women who found a country to sponsor them?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (0+nbW)

43 And good brand protection for SNHU, which is pushing its distance learning degrees very hard, as it apologized to the student, replaced the professor, and gave the student her tuition back.

https://www.chronicle.com/article/Southern-New-Hampshire-U/242509

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (mf5HN)

44 Just the punchline.

Georgia fan.

"He'll biite yoou! !!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2018 11:06 AM (LoAUt)

45 So he saw a correlation between Trump and a decrease in vaccination rates among Hispanics "

So I went over to the CDC's website, and took a look.

Guess what - they claim that influenza vac rates among all groups has increased over the past half decade.

You know, one might start to think that "common knowledge" ain't so much "knowledge" as it is... pooh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:06 AM (7LY+6)

46
I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

Without rusting.
Posted by: rickb223


A little girl will follow it around with an oil can.
And a scarecrow and a lion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

47 LC published his first book for free online. I think there are pdfs of it out there. I downloaded it and read it. Pretty good if you like guns, action, killing monsters, that kind of thing.

It's basically Mary Sue Larry hunting monsters with friends. Pretty good.

Posted by: Russian Bot Moby at February 13, 2018 11:07 AM (JkygK)

48

The photo is of Vice President Pence and his wife visiting Dachau.

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I quietly wept the entire time I walked through the Oklahoma City memorial, to the point that an elderly lady at the end asked me who I'd lost. Nobody was the answer, and she hugged me and told me she understood completely.

I can't imagine Dachau.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:07 AM (ks6bw)

49 I Want a pack of those robot dogs at my command.Release the hounds!

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 11:07 AM (LiyEm)

50 Correia is legit. I really enjoyed his Grimnoir Chronicles last year. Kind of an alt-history in which magic manifests in the world during the Lincoln administration and alters world events from there.

Posted by: Khan at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (L7Eun)

51 Racist ice.


It's white!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (QQ+il)

52 They launched a cheery ad campaign inviting travelers to come visit "The Other Dachau."

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Oh, you mean the fun Dachau.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

53 33 www.hotair.com

No monkeys over there!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (wYseH)

Then how do you explain Special Ed Morrissey?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (WDCYi)

54 I Want a pack of those robot dogs at my command.Release the hounds!


Call me when they can shoot bees out of their mouths.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (QQ+il)

55 I guess that snowflake never heard of Ski Dubai.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (PkIg+)

56 Correia is legit. I really enjoyed his Grimnoir Chronicles last year. Kind of an alt-history in which magic manifests in the world during the Lincoln administration and alters world events from there.
Posted by: Khan at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (L7Eun)



Correia tells fantastic stories and that is a very high compliment indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (mf5HN)

57 Then how do you explain Special Ed Morrissey?"

You mean Capn Ed?

Rum?
Sodomy?
Lash?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (7LY+6)

58 Oh, you mean the fun Dachau.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)


With the amusement park.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (Tnhbr)

59 I Want a pack of those robot dogs at my command.Release the hounds!

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2018 11:07 AM


Could you imagine having one or a couple of them programmed to protect your property at night or while away?

I'd like to see a deers reaction to one of them coming at it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (2FqvZ)

60 I would be more worried about real dogs being to open a door like that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (PkIg+)

61 So he saw a correlation between Trump and a decrease in vaccination rates among Hispanics...

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I'd love to see a similar approach to the illegal alien discussion. IIRC the CDC came out and admitted under Obama that there was an increase in diseases because of people who haven't been vaccinated against things we eradicated decades ago that are now strangely back again.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (ks6bw)

62 Racist ice.


It's white!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:08 AM (QQ+il)

Egg whites.....drop that meringue, racist!

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (0+nbW)

63 >>I've emailed myself for non-nefarious purposes but with this crowd I rule nothing out.


Oh, you're missing out! I would suggest reading the first "Monster Hunter" on a quiet day when you have time to enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

64 I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In



It will have regenerative ball-licking. It's disgusting and gross AND it recharges his batteries, all at the same time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (9SkN+)

65 Repost from willowed thread.
OT

If an attorney did not redact identifying info on a document in a closed federal case, who is responsible/getting sanctioned?

The court or the attorney that filed the document?

The case is closed, I was doing research on someone and I found personal info in a case file and I was wondering if I should warn opposing counsel as she works for the county.
We taxpayers will pay for any fine or lawsuit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (Ri/rl)

66 Countries like Africa.

Okay.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (hLRSq)

67 Those bots are scare-y to the "11".

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (suO/a)

68 That last tweet about boycotting the Winter Olympics has to be a parody.
Right?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (7uYFy)

69 I loved that fisking done by Corriea. My favorite line:

"Any recipe that calls for garlic, I just assume it's safe to double the amount just to start."

Yeah, because I do that. I've realized that there's 2 kinds of cooks, garlic lovers and garlic haters. I know where I fit - at least it keeps the vampires away!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (V2Yro)

70 please spay and neuter your pet bots

Posted by: Bob Barker at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (FZYNt)

71 And you know, just know the POS didn't know what Dachau was until someone explained it to him.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (ks6bw)

72 So he imagined a correlation between Trump and a decrease in vaccination rates among Hispanics..."

There, FIFY.

BTW, ever see the methodology on such data? It's robust - random phone calls with no medical followup.

And this is the basis for "public policy".

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)

73 We are fvcking doomed.

No worries.

*Hefts crowbar*

I've got this.

Posted by: Gordon Freeman at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (Tnhbr)

74 Those robots are creepy, they are going to kill us all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (Ri/rl)

75 But can you control the robot dog with Alexa?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (9SkN+)

76 professor failed her paper because Australia is a continent and not a country.

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I'm with the professor on this. I mean, they really expect us to believe that platypus story?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

77 41 Does the dog bot hump your leg?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:01 AM (FZYNt)

I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In


Without rusting.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (f4vam)


Yep. Who wants a metal dog if you have to lick its balls AND dry them yourself?.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (CPk08)

78 Those bots are scare-y to the "11".
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (suO/a)

The bots are pussies. It's the people controlling them who are scary.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (7uYFy)

79 >>I'd love to see a similar approach to the illegal alien discussion. IIRC the CDC came out and admitted under Obama that there was an increase in diseases because of people who haven't been vaccinated against things we eradicated decades ago that are now strangely back again.



Or, you know, gunshot "disease" in Ferguson and Baltimore pre- and post- #BLM riots. Since the CDC loves them some gun studies it would be enlightening to see how police backing off in those cities has effected gunshot disease...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI)

80 It will have regenerative ball-licking. It's disgusting and gross AND it recharges his batteries, all at the same time."

The first perpetual motion machine!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)

81 I'll be impressed when they build one that can lick its own balls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In


It will have regenerative ball-licking. It's disgusting and gross AND it recharges his batteries, all at the same time.
Posted by: Cicero


The first true perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (f4vam)

82 Here robot bitches you've been asking for. Enjoy!

Posted by: Japanese Robot Inventors at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (ks6bw)

83 Seriously, Larry Correia is one of my favorite authors. If you have a Kindle or the Kindle app, you can read his first book for free. Totally worth the time spent reading (and in my case, re-reading).

Posted by: Kitsapbass at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

84 please spay and neuter your pet bots
Posted by: Bob Barker at February 13, 2018 11:11 AM (FZYNt)



Not necessary. Just disable the humping module in the OS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (9SkN+)

85 Cant cutampersandpaste the quote (thanks, Pixy's hamsters) on the "reduction in Spanish ads" BS above, but here's an idea:

How about learning to read and speak English?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (tRaq7)

86 I was going to snark about sexbots but it only read sick and not funny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (PkIg+)

87 I'd like to see a deers reaction to one of them coming at it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (2FqvZ)

Forget the deer. If I see those things coming at me at night, I'm outta there.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (T71PA)

88 Tyler Baines-Cadberry is another one of these people who would only be bothering his own family and friends if it wasn't for Twitter.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (O5Q3r)

89
Those bots are scare-y to the "11".
Posted by: auscolpyr


Future people will be scared by a lack of bots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (IqV8l)

90 Love the Larry Correia article. Hard to believe that Jef ("with one f") is really that stupid, but there you have it.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (kNasr)

91 Yep. Who wants a metal dog if you have to lick its balls AND dry them yourself?.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:12 AM (CPk0

I saw MetalDog open up for Puss-in Bots at the Capitol Theater, Passaic, NJ in 1988

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (7uYFy)

92 How about learning to read and speak English?"

!Jeb! says "That's rayciss"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (7LY+6)

93 No monkeys over there!


Nor here. A chimp is an ape.

Monkeys are just very smart squirrels.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)

94 So the dogbot? When it can feed itself we might as well hang it up and submit to our robot overlords.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 13, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

95 Monkeys are just very smart squirrels.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

and Squirrels are just diplomatic rats

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:15 AM (FZYNt)

96
"Any recipe that calls for garlic, I just assume it's safe to double the amount just to start."


The chicken dish they had in the food thread a few months ago is pretty good, but I didn't realize that it said 'one clove' of garlic, which I interpreted as 'one head' of garlic.

I'd already made it my way three times, and no one complained, so that's how I'll do it now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2018 11:15 AM (oVJmc)

97 87 I'd like to see a deers reaction to one of them coming at it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 13, 2018 11:09 AM (2FqvZ)


The deer will probably will just try to hump them.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:15 AM (CPk08)

98 Maybe someone could point out to Taylor Baines-Cadbury how unfair it is that Africans dominate marathons? Must be racism, too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:15 AM (W+vEI)

99 I'm pretty sure Jose Canseco's a robot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QixQMUu4CKI

Posted by: Mr Peabody at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (fSf/G)

100 The one drop of blood I have reason to believe is of the tribe is very pissed off by this.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (zLDYs)

101
Yeah, because I do that. I've realized that there's 2 kinds of cooks, garlic lovers and garlic haters. I know where I fit - at least it keeps the vampires away!
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When in doubt, add three more cloves.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (vg8iE)

102 66 Countries like Africa.

Okay.

Posted by: Mikey



Ha! You caught that too.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (0tfLf)

103 Tyler Baines-Cadberry is another one of these people who would only be bothering his own family and friends if it wasn't for Twitter.
Posted by: tu3031



TBC is one of those children who's mother tied a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (f4vam)

104 "If an attorney did not redact identifying info on a document in a closed federal case, who is responsible/getting sanctioned? The court or the attorney that filed the document?"

My understanding is that there is no legal requirement that identifying info must be redacted, but it's something that attorney's are allowed to do at their clients request. If it's not redacted, the assumption would be that the client didn't care. And if the client DID care and DID want it redacted, then he has a personal claim to make against his attorney, but nobody else has standing to make such a complaint.

In all probability, this is a case of "too bad, so sad, too late to do anything about it now."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (V2Yro)

105 point out to Taylor Baines-Cadbury "

It's a joke...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (7LY+6)

106 Remember Obamas story that his uncle helped liberate Auschwitz? When you are unAmerican I guess you do not know American history very well.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (PkIg+)

107 "The only enemy here is overreach," Schumer said. "Now is not the time nor the place to reform the entire legal immigration system. Rather, this is the time for a narrow bill" -- which Democrats have said would help the Dreamers and provide some money for border security.


... Democrats finally realizing that Trump has seized the day and was about to repeat the lesson of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 ...

"The party of the POTUS who signs the bill, gets the credit"

LBJ took the credit for the Civil Rights Act and the Black community shifted to the Democratic Party, even though most of the votes were from Republicans.

Trump would have the Dreamers remember .. it was the Republicans who gave them citizenship.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (e8kgV)

108 I saw MetalDog open up for Puss-in Bots at the Capitol Theater, Passaic, NJ in 1988

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (7uYFy)


shithole. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (aMlLZ)

109 I mean, if you can't have fun at Dachau, you can't have fun anywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

110 Egg whites.....drop that meringue, racist!

"Que?"

- Carmen Miranda

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (tRaq7)

111 And good brand protection for SNHU, which is pushing
its distance learning degrees very hard, as it apologized to the
student, replaced the professor, and gave the student her tuition back.



https://www.chronicle.com/article/Southern-New-Hampshire-U/242509

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2018 11:05 AM (mf5HN)

They should have named and shamed the idiot professor, and made her name so toxic that no one in Academia would hire her skank ass.
That wasn't mere stupidity; that was malicious stupidity. Bitch should pay a hefty price.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:18 AM (Dbv1R)

112 I saw Judas Priest play "Metal Dog" because I'm dyslexic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (juCZM)

113 Cant cutampersandpaste the quote (thanks, Pixy's hamsters) on the "reduction in Spanish ads" BS above, but here's an idea:



How about learning to read and speak English?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:13 AM (tRaq7)

This. Because 'Flu Shot' is so hard to learn to recognize in English. Just like -Tax Refund $4,200 per kid
Men
Women
STOP YIELD MERGE
Welfare Office

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (QLvwG)

114 When was VP Pence and his wife at Dachau?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (5y11N)

115 109
I mean, if you can't have fun at Dachau, you can't have fun anywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Did this Lewis fella think Dachau was party city central?

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

116 I have concluded that the corporate mission of Boston Dynamics is to make videos that freak people out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (9SkN+)

117 We are fvcking doomed


Run away! Run away!


https://tinyurl.com/ya5zm92l

Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (HlmxG)

118 I think you can download Monster Hunter International, the first book in the series here:

https://www.baen.com/monster-hunter-international.html

Scroll down and look a little left for links.

Posted by: Russian Bot Moby at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (JkygK)

119 109 I mean, if you can't have fun at Dachau, you can't have fun anywhere.

I can't laugh it up at the Trail of Tears? Have a few yucks at the Wailing Wall?

Be optimistic at Cape Disappointment?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (juCZM)

120 Things that mwke you go WTF?

Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

121 >> I think Tyler-Baines Cadbury is a new Geoffrey Elfwick.

Ah, OK! Makes sense now. Maybe a Lefty version of Sean "Spicier" to generate outrage from the right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

122 And good brand protection for SNHU, which is pushing
its distance learning degrees very hard, as it apologized to the
student, replaced the professor, and gave the student her tuition back.



Oh, that is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

123 all probability, this is a case of "too bad, so sad, too late to do anything about it now."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2018 11:16 AM (V2Yro)

Thanks,

The opponent was pro se or whatever that's called and a complete idiot. The file was very informative and hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2018 11:21 AM (Ri/rl)

124 So getting a degree in Geography at SNHU probably isn't a good investment in one's future then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:21 AM (9SkN+)

125 hen was VP Pence and his wife at Dachau?"

A year ago...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:21 AM (7LY+6)

126 114 When was VP Pence and his wife at Dachau?

About a year ago, Feb 19th, 2017.

He and his wife had just laid a wreath when the pic was taken.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:22 AM (juCZM)

127 Hey! We just flew into Dachau! And are our arms tired!!!

Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. Race Bannon at February 13, 2018 11:22 AM (O5Q3r)

128 The only question I ask progs these days is " Do you want the baseball bat or the tire iron?"

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (FTPVM)

129 Pence should have pulled the Ron Brown's Funeral shtick, yucking it up until he noticed a camera pointing at him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (9SkN+)

130 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"

That'll teach 'em to get the roof done on time.

No?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

131 I mean, if you can't have fun at Dachau, you can't have fun anywhere.



I can't laugh it up at the Trail of Tears? Have a few yucks at the Wailing Wall?



Be optimistic at Cape Disappointment?





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (juCZM)

A glowstick rave at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Arlington.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (QLvwG)

132 When was VP Pence and his wife at Dachau?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (5y11N)

Early last year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (wYseH)

133 So getting a degree in Geography at SNHU probably isn't a good investment in one's future then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:21 AM (9SkN+)

Isn't SNHU in Vermont?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (suO/a)

134 A glowstick rave at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Arlington.

Giggles at Gettysburg.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (ejv4q)

135 >>Pence should have pulled the Ron Brown's Funeral shtick, yucking it up until he noticed a camera pointing at him.


Or giggled while doing selfies with other world leaders.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

136 Kool-Aid party at Jonestown.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:25 AM (juCZM)

137 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"

That'll teach 'em to get the roof done on time.

No?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)



Sometimes. one more change order is just one change order too many.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:25 AM (9SkN+)

138 And good brand protection for SNHU, which is pushing
its distance learning degrees very hard, as it apologized to the student, replaced the professor, and gave the student her tuition back.

https://www.chronicle.com/article/Southern-New-Hampshire-U/242509

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny.

They should have named and shamed the idiot professor, and made her name so toxic that no one in Academia would hire her skank ass.
That wasn't mere stupidity; that was malicious stupidity. Bitch should pay a hefty price.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Isn't that like 4th grade world history? Mrs. Hauptman would have flunked that perfesser.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:25 AM (f4vam)

139 Robot dog is dogmatic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l)

140 Isn't SNHU..."

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:26 AM (7LY+6)

141 131 I mean, if you can't have fun at Dachau, you can't have fun anywhere.



I can't laugh it up at the Trail of Tears? Have a few yucks at the Wailing Wall?



Be optimistic at Cape Disappointment?





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2018 11:20 AM (juCZM)

A glowstick rave at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Arlington.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (QLvwG)

Bootsandpantsandbootsandpantsandbootsandpants

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

142 I saw MetalDog open up for Puss-in Bots at the Capitol Theater, Passaic, NJ in 1988

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:14 AM (7uYFy)


shithole. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (aMlLZ)

Yeah. But it was a grand old theater with great acoustics.
They tore it down to make a minimall.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:26 AM (7uYFy)

143 Speaking of Cadbury, has anyone informed AtC about the chocolate tasters they seek? (remove spaces)

https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/ whats-on/shopping/ cadbury-chocolate-taster-job-vacancies-14266750

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)

144 Isn't that like 4th grade world history? Mrs. Hauptman would have flunked that perfesser.
=====

Remember, it is not 'History' or 'Geography' any more. It is 'Social Studies'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2018 11:27 AM (MIKMs)

145 A BBQ hoe down at the Alamo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2018 11:27 AM (QLvwG)

146 I can open the fucking door myself, you chauvinistic pig!

Posted by: Boston Dynamics Fembot at February 13, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

147 Isn't that like 4th grade world history? Mrs. Hauptman would have flunked that perfesser.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:25 AM (f4vam)

Even younger than that. Australia's got kangaroos and koalas, so fascinating to kids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:27 AM (Dbv1R)

148 >>Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"



They should have got that Frogger Machine moved before the battery ran out.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (nIKZP)

149 130 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"

That'll teach 'em to get the roof done on time.

No?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

"What do you mean you're going over budget?!" [Pulls out SCAR]

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

150 Maybe someone could point out to Taylor Baines-Cadbury how unfair it is that Africans dominate marathons?

-
Well, they got those lions chasing them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

151 60 I would be more worried about real dogs being to open a door like that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2018 11:10 AM (PkIg+)


When I was stationed in Germany, I had a dog and a cat that liked to snooze on the bed when I was away. I would close the bedroom door to prevent that.

Being in Germany, the doors had handles, not knobs. Cat would jump and hang on the handle and dog would push the door open. Watched them do it one time.

I could net imagine how they worked that out.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (di1hb)

152 /yeah, I was watching Black Mirror last night, and no I did not sleep well
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2018 11:03 AM (6FqZa)

The Metalhead one?

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (nV+c8)

153 135 >>Pence should have pulled the Ron Brown's Funeral shtick, yucking it up until he noticed a camera pointing at him.


Or giggled while doing selfies with other world leaders.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

Picture was taken at DACHAU?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

154
Under no circumstances should anyone mention the plight of the Antarcticans to that fired NH professor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2018 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

155 BTW, anyone else notice that the Pence "twatter" came from the self described "Arms Control Wonk"?

I've met folks like these before - they're very, very sure that they're smarter than you.

Very muchly smarter.

You should listen to them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:30 AM (7LY+6)

156 Bob menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth

https://twitter.com/SenatorMenendez/status/ 963436955588579328

between 2015 and 2016, our economy grew by 533 billion.

So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth. Making the rest of you a bunch of lazy bastards.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 11:30 AM (h/uSM)

157 This. Because 'Flu Shot' is so hard to learn to recognize in English.

Heh. I looked up the Spanish term for "hot headed" the other day for another pithy comment here.

According to Bing, it's "hot headed."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:30 AM (tRaq7)

158 149 130 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"

That'll teach 'em to get the roof done on time.

No?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

"What do you mean you're going over budget?!" [Pulls out SCAR]
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

The old boss Obama is gone... when the new boss says on time and under budget... he means it...

Victor Mike Golf, fire mission at grid...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 11:31 AM (NgKpN)

159 I am surprised they are boycotting only Winter Olympic.
What about chess? White starts always first and has advantage - clear example of racism

Posted by: redmonkey at February 13, 2018 11:31 AM (H+4pU)

160 So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth. Making the rest of you a bunch of lazy bastards.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 11:30 AM (h/uSM)



Oh yeah. Picking cotton in 105 degree weather is big business in America.

Posted by: GW Bush at February 13, 2018 11:31 AM (9SkN+)

161 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"







They should have got that Frogger Machine moved before the battery ran out.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (nIKZP)

I hope that means muslims in the pay of Russia, and not actual Russians. Because that might be awkward.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:31 AM (Dbv1R)

162 >>Bob menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth



It's nice he's taking a special interest in underage illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

163 >>Bob menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth


Over the next 15,000 years.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:32 AM (nIKZP)

164 Bob menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth

https://twitter.com/SenatorMenendez/status/ 963436955588579328

between 2015 and 2016, our economy grew by 533 billion.

So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth. Making the rest of you a bunch of lazy bastards.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90



Math. How DO it work?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (f4vam)

165 So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth. Making the rest of you a bunch of lazy bastards.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 11:30 AM (h/uSM)

------------------------------------------------
Huh? Doesn't each comment here add to GDP?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (5NMZN)

166 >>Bob menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth



It's nice he's taking a special interest in underage illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)



Sure, Bob gets a bad rap sometimes but he's got a heart of gold.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (9SkN+)

167 >>So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth. Making the rest of you a bunch of lazy bastards.


"Yeah, but how many are involved in the 93 million gun deaths a day?"

-- VA Gov. Terry McAuliffe

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)

168 wow those dreamers sure boost the economy.

If they were to bring in a million more they would balance the budget.

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (FZYNt)

169 I hope that means muslims in the pay of Russia, and not actual Russians. Because that might be awkward."

It's Bloomyberg, so the "facts" one can take away are that some people were reportedly killed in fighting in or near Syria.

And that's stretching it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)

170 Stupid menendez.

Let's just say he's right and not letting/keeping these illegals in will hurt us by half a trillion a year.

OK then. That's an argument for more green cards. Not more lawbreaking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (jnLXM)

171 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent

sounds so homey

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (h/uSM)

172 Feds Collect Record Taxes in First Month Under Tax Cut; Run Surplus in January

During January, the Treasury collected approximately $361,038,000,000 in total tax revenues and spent a total of approximately $311,802,000,000 to run a surplus of approximately $49,236,000,000.

http://tinyurl.com/yax7vysa

Posted by: McCool at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (KvRqW)

173 >>Being in Germany, the doors had handles, not knobs. Cat would jump and hang on the handle and dog would push the door open. Watched them do it one time.

When I was a kid my grandfather had a beautiful rose garden on the side of his house. We would put the dogs out there when we would visit.

It had a picket fence with a gate with one of those latches you push down and then swing the gate open. The gate was spring loaded so you had to hold it open.

I watched our mutt jump up and push the latch and then push and hold the gate open and let the 2 Goldens out before following them out.

That mutt was scary smart.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (/tuJf)

174 Sounds like the "Arms Control Wonk" needed to exercise some finger control so xe wouldn't need to do some posting control.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (HAA3B)

175 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent

WTF???

Posted by: The Indian Subcontinent at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (9SkN+)

176 161 Bloomberg is reporting that U.S. forces killed "200-plus" Russian contractors in clashes last week in Syria"







They should have got that Frogger Machine moved before the battery ran out.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:28 AM (nIKZP)

I hope that means muslims in the pay of Russia, and not actual Russians. Because that might be awkward.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:31 AM (Dbv1R)

IIRC, "contractors" usually means mercenaries, which could be anything from Russian vets too nasty to make it in the army to random European ex-soldiers. But yes, like I said yesterday regarding the IAF, Syria is an accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

177 So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth.

---

We need a 3000% decrease in illegals, even if 500 million people lose their job every month.

Posted by: Japanese Robot Inventors at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (ks6bw)

178 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent

sounds so homey"

Hey, that's....

wait. What?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (7LY+6)

179 Math. How DO it work?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (f4vam)

If Keynes can have a magical bullshit multiplier, why not let Menendez have one too?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (jnLXM)

180 Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.

http://bit.ly/2H99KTv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

181 Darned sock

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:36 AM (ks6bw)

182 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent

sounds so homey


Those Subway shops are everywhere, man...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:36 AM (tRaq7)

183 Math. How DO it work?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (f4vam)

---

well, we know it don't work as hard as a DREAMER

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 11:36 AM (h/uSM)

184 she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.

----------

I like having my black joy sucked

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

185 172
Feds Collect Record Taxes in First Month Under Tax Cut; Run Surplus in January



During January, the Treasury collected approximately
$361,038,000,000 in total tax revenues and spent a total of
approximately $311,802,000,000 to run a surplus of approximately
$49,236,000,000.



http://tinyurl.com/yax7vysa

Posted by: McCool at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (KvRqW)
What do they do with the surplus? Pay down the deficit?

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

186 I've never bought into the idea that illegals (or even legal immigrants) help the economy, but even if you could prove it to me, I still want them out.

Conservatives for too many years painted themselves in this corner where anything big business wanted was considered "conservative" and we should obey, otherwise we were anti-business socialists if we didn't go along.

Posted by: Maritime at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (G/kZc)

187 Who is this Jeffrey Lewis? it's hard to tell the Blue Check mark Shits apart without a score card.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

188 Alternative name for the Obama Portrait:

"BUSH Did It"

Posted by: Mega at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (64Uc5)

189 What do they do with the surplus? Pay down the deficit?"

Awe, aren't you cute?

Posted by: DC Real Estate Agents at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (7LY+6)

190 Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.


Out of respect and acknowledgement of my white privilege, I'm waiting until forever.

Posted by: The Indian Subcontinent at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (9SkN+)

191 Pay down the deficit?
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

Hookers and blow.

And getting a few million more of those "not my president" placards printed up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (jnLXM)

192 Syria is an accident waiting to happen.


Not to quibble, but Syria is an accident happening at full throttle.

Though, for the "waiting to happen" part, I heard someone on the BBC discussing the very real possibility that we will get involved with shooting our ostensible NATO ally Turkey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

193 So those 3 million illegals are responsible for 80% of our GDP growth.

---

Math. How DO it work?

---

Que?

Posted by: Dreamy Dreamer Who Has Lived Here All His Life at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (ks6bw)

194 189 What do they do with the surplus? Pay down the deficit?"

- - -

Business is booming.

Posted by: DC Hookers at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (72PAC)

195 What was that movie where Doc Holiday had to use a murderous robot dog's heart to power up a dead Soviet lander to get back to Trinity?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (QQ+il)

196 "BUSH Did It"
Posted by: Mega at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (64Uc5)

I LOLed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (jnLXM)

197 179 Math. How DO it work?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (f4vam)

If Keynes can have a magical bullshit multiplier, why not let Menendez have one too?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (jnLXM)

Every dollar in unemployment benefits puts ten dollars back into the economy! With my 100% unemployment plan, boom times are right around the corner!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

198 Oops. Damn curry-soaked sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (9SkN+)

199 When was VP Pence and his wife at Dachau?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:19 AM (5y11N)

Early last year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2018 11:24 AM (wYseH)

Adam Rippon's social justice war on Pence at the Olympics has fired up other juvenile idiots like him to start taking potshots at Pence. Hoping for a reaction. I guess CBD found one.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (7Jr56)

200 175 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent

WTF???
Posted by: The Indian Subcontinent at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (9SkN+)

---

wait your turn. There is a better path than non-violence.

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (h/uSM)

201 I always loved the term Australian Sub-Continent



sounds so homey

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (h/uSM)

That's Indian Sub-continent, honey. Or if you eat the food and drink the water there, Indian Incontinent.

Australia is a full-fledged continent in its own right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (Dbv1R)

202 They should have named and shamed the idiot professor

She goes by Dr K.
She has a philosophy degree.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7wx6fp2

Posted by: Oliver at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (iv0p7)

203 Business is booming.
Posted by: DC Hookers"

Tell us about it...

Posted by: DC Blow sellers at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (7LY+6)

204 Australia is a full-fledged continent in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (Dbv1R)

Don't be so sure.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (72PAC)

205 Australia is a full-fledged continent in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (Dbv1R)



Tell her, man!

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet And A Damn Good One at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (9SkN+)

206
The racist ice rink guy...he never heard of NHL teams in warm climates?

LA Kings, Nashville Predators, Tampa Bay Lightning.

All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)

207 Posted by: McCool at February 13, 2018 11:34 AM (KvRqW)
What do they do with the surplus? Pay down the deficit?
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

Obama would have sent it to Iran.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (7Jr56)

208 Every dollar in unemployment benefits puts ten dollars back into the economy! With my 100% unemployment plan, boom times are right around the corner!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

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hold my coffee

Posted by: Venezuela at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (h/uSM)

209
All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)

Patriarchy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (jnLXM)

210 I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,

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It's impossible for illegals to. They're either working under the table or committing fraud, and their kids are costing $10K+/year *each* just for the single program that is school.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)

211 That cooking post is making me hungry for the rice and pork dish I had planned for tonight. Must... last..... until..... supper.....

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (XKZwp)

212 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

magnets.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (QQ+il)

213 Adam Rippon's attempts at publicity...


There, FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (7LY+6)

214 Patriarchy.Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (jnLXM) OK. I thought it was a reverse global warming thing going on in those towns.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (Iz8Py)

215 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)

I assume it's the same devil magic that allows the cardinals to turn random no name scrub minor leaguers into perennial allstars.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (72PAC)

216 180 Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.

http://bit.ly/2H99KTv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

She's a white oppressor so watching black people perform on screen for her entertainment is just like slavery.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

217 " ... because its viciousness is a perfect microcosm of the leftist mindset. Nothing is off limits...nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attacking their enemies."

Apropos of which I will plug Kurt Schlichter's latest:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya274jve

the-liberal-medias-slobbering-over-the-norks-reminds-us- why-we-have-the-second-amendment

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (SUFnU)

218 hold my coffee
Posted by: Venezuela"

Cerveza....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (7LY+6)

219 Though, for the "waiting to happen" part, I heard
someone on the BBC discussing the very real possibility that we will get
involved with shooting our ostensible NATO ally Turkey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

Good. Erdogan, and all his minions, need to DIAF.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (Dbv1R)

220 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

magnets.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (QQ+il)



*nods knowingly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (9SkN+)

221 204 Australia is a full-fledged continent in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (Dbv1R)

Don't be so sure.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at February 13, 2018 11:39 AM (72PAC)

---

I'm on it

Posted by: Neil De Grasse Tyson at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (h/uSM)

222 Visit Dachau if you can. After that, it's very easy to punch jagoffs like Jeffrey Lewis right in the face.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2018 11:43 AM (7n4KQ)

223 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

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Racism and white privilege.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:43 AM (ks6bw)

224 Ah, Red Planet ( 2000 )

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 13, 2018 11:43 AM (QQ+il)

225
Huh? Doesn't each comment here add to GDP?
Posted by: RioBravo


Only the dreamy ones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)

226 212 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

magnets.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Posted by: Insane Clown Posse at February 13, 2018 11:43 AM (FZYNt)

227 206
The racist ice rink guy...he never heard of NHL teams in warm climates?

LA Kings, Nashville Predators, Tampa Bay Lightning.

All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)

Black slaves under the floor holding up blocks of ice.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

228 >>Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.



But if she and others don't go they'll be sucking some joy out of the weekend box office numbers. The headline would be: "Racist Whites Sit Out 'Black Panther', Deprive Movie of Predicted Record Box Office"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

229 Ice magnet technology was stolen from the black Africans by the Dutch. It was all downhill after that.

Posted by: Katie Couric at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (9SkN+)

230 I thought using my spoof account on the twatter to reply to the guy but I don't even feel like it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (Iz8Py)

231 >>All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???



True Fact : The Sharks followed the Slave Ships to San Jose.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (nIKZP)

232
She's a white oppressor so watching black people perform on screen for her entertainment is just like slavery.
Posted by: Insomniac


Minstrel show 2018

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (IqV8l)

233 I assume it's the same devil magic that allows the cardinals to turn random no name scrub minor leaguers into perennial allstars.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (72PAC)

---

it's a miracle
we can also turn commies into Popes.

Posted by: The Cardinals at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (h/uSM)

234 Bob Menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth

I'll take "Numbers I Just Pulled Out Of My Ass" for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: Sen. Bob "Catch Me If You Can" Menedez at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (O5Q3r)

235 228 >>Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.



But if she and others don't go they'll be sucking some joy out of the weekend box office numbers. The headline would be: "Racist Whites Sit Out 'Black Panther', Deprive Movie of Predicted Record Box Office"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

Classic Kafkatrap. If you go, you're a racist. If you don't go, you're a racist.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

236 Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.

----------

I shake my head at people who's sense of identity & self worth is contingent upon what happens to make believe people in fantasy movies & cartoons.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

237 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)


Duh. White privilege. And refrigeration.


But mostly refrigeration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:46 AM (Dbv1R)

238 229 Ice magnet technology was stolen from the black Africans by the Dutch. It was all downhill after that.
Posted by: Katie Couric at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (9SkN+)

DUTCH HOMOS!!!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

239 anyone see the communist scrunt Tucker had on last night preaching about North Korea being oppressed by the USA?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (FZYNt)

240 Obviously dude doesn't know where black ice originated from. Duh.

Posted by: NCKate at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (WpFA5)

241 Ah, Red Planet ( 2000 )

AMEE the killer robot. Yup, I remember that well.
Pretty creepy then, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (tRaq7)

242 it's a miracle
we can also turn commies into Popes.

Posted by: The Cardinals at February 13, 2018 11:45 AM (h/uSM)

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

Posted by: Dan Brown at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (72PAC)

243 Duh. White privilege. And refrigeration.


But mostly refrigeration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:46 AM (Dbv1R)


That shit will kill you, Fritzie!

Posted by: A. Einstein at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (9SkN+)

244
True Fact : The Sharks followed the Slave Ships to San Jose.
Posted by: garrett


Do you know the way to San Jose?

Posted by: Dionne Shark at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)

245 237 All in southern cities but amazingly, the ice rinks don't melt. How do they do this???

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2018 11:40 AM (Iz8Py)


Duh. White privilege. And refrigeration.


But mostly refrigeration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 11:46 AM (Dbv1R)

We use black slaves to turn the hand cranks on the generators.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

246 the-liberal-medias-slobbering-over-the-norks-reminds-us- why-we-have-the-second-amendment

-
Greg Gutfeld made a Valentine's Day video of himself and Un's sister.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)

247 We need about 3 million illegal immigrants a year to replace all the people dying of firearm related assault.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (CPk08)

248 244
True Fact : The Sharks followed the Slave Ships to San Jose.
Posted by: garrett

Do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted by: Dionne Shark at February 13, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)

Brudda, I know dee whey!

Posted by: Ugandan Shark at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

249 I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,

---

It's impossible for illegals to. They're either working under the table or committing fraud, and their kids are costing $10K+/year *each* just for the single program that is school.
Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)

I hate the argument that illegals help the economy when liberals trot that out, but they do buy shit. Supermarkets, bodegas, used car dealers ( and new) sell them stuff and make money off them.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (7uYFy)

250 197
179 Math. How DO it work?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM (f4vam)



If Keynes can have a magical bullshit multiplier, why not let Menendez have one too?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:35 AM (jnLXM)



Every dollar in unemployment benefits puts ten dollars back into the
economy! With my 100% unemployment plan, boom times are right around
the corner!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 13, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)


(Tapping chin) I like it!
Po, you're fired. Nancy get a jumpsuit and a helmet. You're on the team!

Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

251 Samplers of Larry Correia's work:

http://monsterhunternation.com/online-fiction/

Lotsa good stuff here, foax !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 13, 2018 11:50 AM (SUFnU)

252 The nasty little cocksucker deleted this tweet

I suppose it's best I refrain from writing what I am thinking. These miscreants need to be dealt with and dealt with harshly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

253 249
I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,



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It's impossible for illegals to. They're either working under the
table or committing fraud, and their kids are costing $10K+/year *each*
just for the single program that is school.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ks6bw)



I hate the argument that illegals help the economy when liberals
trot that out, but they do buy shit. Supermarkets, bodegas, used car
dealers ( and new) sell them stuff and make money off them.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (7uYFy)


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Remittances at February 13, 2018 11:50 AM (ymnmz)

254 If illegals buying shit "helps the economy", then what's your argument for prosecuting drug crimes?

Drug dealers buy shit too.

So?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:50 AM (jnLXM)

255 That video needed "Atomic Dog" as a soundtrack.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2018 11:51 AM (P83tS)

256 I wonder what Barry/Michelle really thought of their portraits.

that'd be so fun to hear.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (h/uSM)

257 I hate the argument that illegals help the economy when liberals trot that out, but they do buy shit. Supermarkets, bodegas, used car dealers ( and new) sell them stuff and make money off them.
Posted by: JoeF.



They buy shit, but with what? EBT & gov programs mainly.
Because $5, $6, or $7 an hour isn't filling their pockets with cash.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (f4vam)

258
I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,
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AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.
They are not only more productive they are just plain better than you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

259 1. The Baines-Cadbury thing is a parody account. Love it.

2. Two thousand years from now "The Terminator" will be the foundational prophecy document.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2018 11:53 AM (CClpm)

260 We use black slaves to turn the hand cranks on the generators.

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I think it was here at the HQ where I saw the photo of some art exhibit where a person was paid to turn a crank that would spit out a penny at the rate equal to minimum wage. Supposed to raise awareness or some BS.

Someone ELSE countered by attaching an image showing a motor and how it was cheaper to pay the person to turn the crank right now, but at $15/hour the motor was much cheaper.

https://tinyurl.com/y9star88

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:53 AM (ks6bw)

261 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.
They are not only more productive they are just plain better than you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

That's just because they're shorter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (jnLXM)

262 Do you know the way to San Jose?"

Put a hundred down and buy a car, willya?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (7LY+6)

263
CBD, you really shouldn't characterize Jeffery Lewis as a "nasty little cocksucker".

He MAY be a large, flabby cocksucker.

Or a limpid, delicate cocksucker.

It's unfair to arbitrarily characterize him lacking verifiable evidence.

I hope you will take this criticism in the spirit it is offered.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (S/hVx)

264 "Bob Menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth"

If we go with the 1.8 million Dreamers number. That means each dreamer adds ~$244,000 to the economy. Sounds plausible.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (aVYsC)

265 Un-Insured Motorist Fees alone likely nullify the 'positive' economoc effects of illegal aliens.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (nIKZP)

266 I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,

Illegals for sure do not. Legal workers here on legal work permits may not actually help either.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)

267
Drug dealers buy shit too.

So?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 11:50 AM (jnLXM)

Believe me, I'm not making the argument that the liberals make, but on a local level, illegals buy things. Ask any convenience store or gas station. Are they a net plus on the economy? No. But Walmart loves their cash/ebt cards.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (7uYFy)

268 Iran accuses West of using LIZARDS for spying...

It doesn't actually say it but you know it, they're Jew lizards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

269 Okay, I am really giggling at these interpretive adaptations of Gaylord's official portrait. Plus educating me on Moonbeam's official portrait from 1980s, gee what a MAD portrait.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybtocc3s

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (eyBN+)

270 258
I've never bought into the idea that illegals ... help the economy,
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AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.
They are not only more productive they are just plain better than you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

Reported crime, maybe. But if you're here illegally in the first place, come from a third-world shithole where calling the cops will just get you robbed again, and are committing identity theft and tax fraud, are you going to call the police if you're a crime victim? Don't think so.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

271 Math. How DO it work?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2018 11:33 AM


How the heck would we know? This is a math-free blog.

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

To prove it, here's an actual 2nd grade math problem:

"There are 49 dogs signed up to compete in the dog show. there are 36 more small dogs than large dogs signed up to compete.

How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"

Bonus question: Catsup or Ketchup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (ctuyM)

272 I hate the argument that illegals help the economy when liberals

trot that out, but they do buy shit. Supermarkets, bodegas, used car

dealers ( and new) sell them stuff and make money off them.



Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:49 AM (7uYFy)

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The twelve men living in a two bedroom apartment and sleeping in shifts probably do buy the sh*t out of money transfers.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (ks6bw)

273 Were they Jewish shape-shifting lizards?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (eyBN+)

274 268 Iran accuses West of using LIZARDS for spying...

It doesn't actually say it but you know it, they're Jew lizards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

Those crafty shape shifting bastards. Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

275 "So he saw a correlation between Trump and a decrease in vaccination rates among Hispanics..."
----------------------------
If there is one word I wish could be eliminated from public discussion, it's "Hispanics." (Thanks, Nixon, for inflicting that on us.)

Who the hell are they talking about?
You might as well talk about "Slavs."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (0jtPF)

276 Okay, I am really giggling at these interpretive adaptations of Gaylord's official portrait. Plus educating me on Moonbeam's official portrait from 1980s, gee what a MAD portrait.

Just wait until the interpretive dancing begins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (tRaq7)

277 Legal workers here on legal work permits may not actually help either.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)
Why do you think not?

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (a0IVu)

278 >>I hate the argument that illegals help the economy when liberals trot that out, but they do buy shit. Supermarkets, bodegas, used car dealers ( and new) sell them stuff and make money off them.


I would suspect they are a net drain for the government with the combination of less taxable income (because prevalence of working off the books), getting tax refunds if filing with fake SS#, all of the entitlements spending AND them being incarcerated at a much higher rate.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

279 Bob Menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth"

Bullshit. What it will cost him is all those illegal votes he gets in Hudson County

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (5y11N)

280 more math problems

9mm or .45ACP

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (FZYNt)

281 That Boston Dynamics reminds me of the SNL sketch for Old Glory Insurance: For When The Metal Ones Decide To Come For You.

Of course, by the time my teeth are soaking in a glass and I'm using a walker like the guy in the commercial, a Robot will be able to open my front door and my .44 Mag will only chip the anodizing on its blood red titanium thorax.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (RHEDC)

282 CBD, I just had to go to your Twitter feed and witness a bunch of mooning, fat arsed, lefty women. I just had to do it...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

283 Un-Insured Motorist Fees alone likely nullify the 'positive' economoc effects of illegal aliens.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (nIKZP)


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Yep. I'd love to see exhaustive details on just this cost alone.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (ks6bw)

284 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.
They are not only more productive they are just plain better than you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

Probably less crime in areas inhabited by illegals than in many "urban" areas inhabited by natural born Americans.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (7uYFy)

285 but on a local level, illegals buy things."

So what?

All sorts of people buy things. It's better when they buy things with the freely earned wealth of others.

Otherwise, let's just go out and break all the windows, 'k? We'll have a booming economy of glassmakers...

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (7LY+6)

286 Apropos of which I will plug Kurt Schlichter's latest:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya274jve

the-liberal-medias-slobbering-over-the-norks-reminds-us- why-we-have-the-second-amendment
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 13, 2018 11:42 AM (SUFnU)

Anytime someone asks about the Second Amendment...

I just say... Iran, and Venezuela....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

287 Believe me, I'm not making the argument that the liberals make, but on a local level, illegals buy things. Ask any convenience store or gas station. Are they a net plus on the economy? No. But Walmart loves their cash/ebt cards.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (7uYFy)

Goes back to the broken windows fallacy. That money came out of your pocket, with the government's vig taken off the top. Nothing was gained.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

288 Sadly, I read that the Pences didn't even buy anything at the Dachau gift shop for their grandkids.

What a bunch of Scroogy McScroogersons.

Posted by: Malcom Tent at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (wfjqa)

289
The Black Panther comic was written by a couple of white guys, is it racist for black people to go see it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (r+sAi)

290 Can someone remind me who our government is propping up in Syria and why?

Can someone remind me why we're so hard-on for bringing down Assad (aside from him being Russia's chosen horse)?

The whole "Bring down Assad and bring freedom to the people" garbage just reeks of Iraq 2: Straight Outta Ishtar to me.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (wwd4n)

291 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals."

So what, ver 2.0?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (7LY+6)

292 Sen. Menendez wants more female Dreamers to flock to him...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (eyBN+)

293 For the record, I am hording my AP rounds and brushing up on my EOD skills for when that robot becomes aware.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 13, 2018 11:58 AM (VpIIl)

294 283
Un-Insured Motorist Fees alone likely nullify the 'positive' economoc effects of illegal aliens.


Don't get me started on the schools and emergency rooms here in Commifornia, Or as I like to call it Tijuana North

Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

295 276 Okay, I am really giggling at these interpretive adaptations of Gaylord's official portrait. Plus educating me on Moonbeam's official portrait from 1980s, gee what a MAD portrait.

Just wait until the interpretive dancing begins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (tRaq7)

Does that involve Obama in spandex?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

296 284 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.
They are not only more productive they are just plain better than you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

Probably less crime in areas inhabited by illegals than in many "urban" areas inhabited by natural born Americans.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (7uYFy)

Actually... its not less crime... just less crime REPORTED....

Because how can it be less crime, if every time they do something... like use a fake ID, they are breaking the law?

Hell... every time some one gives them a PAYCHECK, its a crime.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

297
Were they Jewish shape-shifting lizards?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


Color shifting for sure!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

298 Can someone remind me who our government is propping up in Syria and why? "

Go ask the "arms control wonk" up top. I'm sure the very smart people there could give you an answer...

or not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (7LY+6)

299 268 Iran accuses West of using LIZARDS for spying...
__________________________________

Sssschhhhh!

Sssschhhhh!

Sssschhhhh!

Posted by: Gorn, Star Trek "Arena" Episode at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (ATVNj)

300 *knock knock*

Meter man.

Posted by: Boston Dynamics robot at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

301 Legal workers here on legal work permits may not actually help either.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)
Why do you think not?
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (a0IVu)

Show me where they do? Prove to me there are no Americans here who could do those jobs. And they are certainly stagnating wages. What about all those umemployed "black" yoots? I am not saying we do not need some LEGAL workers with LEGAL controlled work permits- and NOT pathways to citizenship- but not sure how that even effects the economy. Are we stagnating the economy by not automating many of those functions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (5y11N)

302 Bullshit. What it will cost him is all those illegal votes he gets in Hudson County
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:56 AM (5y11N)

More than enough liberals in NJ to keep that seat Democrat forever.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

303 Someone ELSE countered by attaching an image showing
a motor and how it was cheaper to pay the person to turn the crank
right now, but at $15/hour the motor was much cheaper.

https://tinyurl.com/y9star88

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college
football forever at February 13, 2018 11:53 AM (ks6bw)

And they are vastly overstating the cost of maintenance. A motor like the one pictured, could easily run 24/7 for 20 years. Oil the bearing annually. Or not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (Dbv1R)

304 Because how can it be less crime,"

Well, you see, 'cause...


you're rayciss.

That's all they've got.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (7LY+6)

305 Since I know there are some morons who enjoy this kind of stuff (and it's great if you've got kids), there's a free "magic math secrets!" type book to help you do math in your head:

https://archive.org/details/SecretsOfMentalMath

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (ks6bw)

306 Gaylord in spandex?

Oh geez Louise, he's gone balmy and thinks that he IS the Black Panther..

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (eyBN+)

307 Dammit!. Our charter school we started at a couple years ago has taken another step down the path of political correctness (which there is already plenty of just not as bad as public schools.) I just got an email from the Board of Directors proudly announcement formation of a Diversity and Equity Committee, complete with all the BS about diversity improves student performance, reaching out to undeserved communities, creating safe learning environment for all children of all races, genders, religions... etc... They no will be even more actively recruiting to increase their precious diversity, which is far more important than quality. The school is just barely majority white, maybe 60% at very most, but I guess that is hateful.

This just pisses me off beyond words. A group of motivated parent went through extraordinary lengths to get this school off the ground. .It is a new school and they are always asking for donations since they get less than half of public schools. And this is one of the things they think they need to focus on? This is what we are trying to escape!!! BTW, they have published list of who is giving money to their fundraising. You can guess what "communities" are largely unrepresented there.

Screw it. No more money for them. I wish I had time to home school because the entire education establishment is beyond hope.

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM (MxEKc)

308 For the record, I am hording my AP rounds and brushing up on my EOD skills for when that robot becomes aware.

Not to fuss too much, but it can already open a closed door by itself.

I'm gonna have to watch that Netflix show about a robot that hunts someone. I haven't had a good nightmare in a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM (tRaq7)

309 More than enough liberals in NJ to keep that seat Democrat forever.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

Maybe, Maybe not....but no reason to instiutionalize criminal behavior

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM (5y11N)

310 "There are 49 dogs signed up to compete in the dog show. there are 36 more small dogs than large dogs signed up to compete.

How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"



The answer is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM (fuK7c)

311 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.

.....

That seems counter-intuitive. Aren't they committing a crime just by being there every day?

Posted by: Malcom Tent at February 13, 2018 12:02 PM (wfjqa)

312 And they are vastly overstating the cost of maintenance. A motor like the one pictured, could easily run 24/7 for 20 years."

Agreed. The numbers are actually worse for the hand cranker - given what I can buy that motor for, and total power and maint costs, the break even point is at pennies per hour...

So where is this display? I've got a couple of old electric fan motors around here somewhere...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:02 PM (7LY+6)

313 Pretty sure English as a Second Language kids aren't helping out the poor black children in the schools, either.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (nIKZP)

314 What about us?

Posted by: Medium Dogs at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (vtcmf)

315 How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"

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42 1/2 small dogs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (h/uSM)

316 Anna Puma #269: Okay, I am really giggling at these interpretive adaptations of Gaylord's official portrait. Plus educating me on Moonbeam's official portrait from 1980s, gee what a MAD portrait.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybtocc3s


I'm glad to see this collection. Saved me time. I had thought to do a animated GIF of BO either fading out or the shrubbery growing around him, an aging portrait of his "legacy" year by year of Trump admin. Somebody did a three-panel of him fading out.

I thought of substituting a toilet for the chair. Somebody did it.

I really don't think I am fast enough or clever enough to be in the webworker game anymore. (Of course, not having a decent computer is part of that.)

The great meme-mind is amazing these days, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker, semi-retired or on vacation, whatev, at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (/IMJl)

317 Hell... every time some one gives them a PAYCHECK, its a crime.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (NgKpN)


---

This is one of my big gripes about the whole thing. Their crime occurs each day. It doesn't happen once and exist as a single unbroken instance forming one long line.

Every morning that they wake up and decide to commit their fraud/tax evasion/whatever crime again is another instance.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (ks6bw)

318 I've been to Dachau...and I'm pretty sure I looked just like they do. But, in addition, I was nursing a rather wicked hangover having visited all the Bavarian tents at Oktoberfest the day before. They were extended visits.

Posted by: Orson-bot at February 13, 2018 12:04 PM (fLcMM)

319 Goes back to the broken windows fallacy. That money came out of your pocket, with the government's vig taken off the top. Nothing was gained.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

I'm not disputing that. But their are forces in this country that want illegals here because having them here is good for THEIR economy. SOMEONE is making money off them being here--and I'm not counting the ones who only want their votes--and that's why little has been done to keep them out.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (7uYFy)

320 And they are vastly overstating the cost of maintenance. A motor like the one pictured, could easily run 24/7 for 20 years. Oil the bearing annually. Or not.

I noticed that, too. If the bearings are sealed, you'll never need to lube them.

Again with the willful ignorance of the Prog/Ctrl-left. I'm convinced they're why we have Velcro on tennis shoes instead of shoelaces.
"MOMMY!! THIS IS HARD!!! Also, I HATE YOU!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (tRaq7)

321 And they are vastly overstating the cost of maintenance. A motor like the one pictured, could easily run 24/7 for 20 years.

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Good point.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (ks6bw)

322 >>Un-Insured Motorist Fees alone likely nullify the 'positive' economoc effects of illegal aliens.


Think it would be hard to calculate all of the hidden costs because as VDH detailed in several "Two Californias" columns a few years ago, the CA authorities simply don't pursue illegals for all the various illegalities because they know the bills/fines/court dates will be shrugged off. Why bother giving a ticket to a driver who will disappear? Why fine a taco truck vendor for dumping cooking oil in a field or do not collecting sales tax if he'll disappear? Same for trash dumping, breaking CA building code w/crazy wiring on a shack, and on and on....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

323 Robots and Lefties.

Fuckin creepy.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (xqfqx)

324 Every morning that they wake up and decide to commit their fraud/tax evasion/whatever crime again is another instance."

Indeed. The counter should be running 24/7.

BTW, anyone ever find proof that the temp bodegas/markets actually pay taxes and such, or is most (ok, all) of that black market activity?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (7LY+6)

325 Show me where they do? Prove to me there are no
Americans here who could do those jobs. And they are certainly
stagnating wages. What about all those umemployed "black" yoots? I am
not saying we do not need some LEGAL workers with LEGAL controlled work
permits- and NOT pathways to citizenship- but not sure how that even
effects the economy. Are we stagnating the economy by not automating
many of those functions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 11:59 AM (5y11N)
I can't say I know the statistics you are asking for, but I can only speak for myself who went from a work visa to a green card and then citizenship. I was hired for the skills I brought to my company and its a hard field to get good workers.

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

326 Old version: "We played a jig and you did not dance; we played a dirge and you did not mourn."

New version: "We gave you Trump and you wanted 'Presidential'; we gave you Pence and you wanted 'fun'."

Posted by: goodluckduck at February 13, 2018 12:06 PM (rwaEp)

327 I used to know the way to San Jose.
I've been away so long now though that I may go wrong and lose my way.

Politics and fortune telling aside, Dionne W. has been my favorite pop ( Hey, I said pop, not rock. That argument comes down to Ann and Grace,,, no others need apply ) vocalist since growing up.
Saw a show a long time ago where she sang a medley of the hits she and Burt had together. Tough to beat.

Mariah was all set to give her a run for her money, see her unplugged show, but then,,, Diiiiiva city and the overdone falsetto crap.

Posted by: teej at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (jUilJ)

328 273 Were they Jewish shape-shifting lizards?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (eyBN+)

274 268 Iran accuses West of using LIZARDS for spying...

It doesn't actually say it but you know it, they're Jew lizards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

Those crafty shape shifting bastards. Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

I love the way the Horde groupthink works.


On a completely different note, hubby and I went to Dunkin Donuts to get some lovely, fatty, yeasty sugary treats to celebrate Fat Tuesday. We adhere to the Polish tradition of eating loads of donuts for good blessings in the coming year. The millenial who finally came to the counter to wait on us had to open with a nasty remark about how we didn't need donuts, as we were fat enough which was A. not true, just ask my doctor, and B. not good business sense. Her manage was right behind her, and said nothing. We asked her to repeat what she said, and she refused. So we told her we would take our business elsewhere.

Because apparently free speech means insulting anybody who crosses your path, but they must ignore and give you their hard earned money because... I'm not sure why, but because.

I hate millenials. I hate their parents worse for raising them to be nasty little bitches.

Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (V+V48)

329 It may well be true that LEGAL immigrants commit fewer crimes than the native population ---I'll buy that --- but in no way will I believe that about illegals. No way.

But our ruling class doesn't worry about it because the vast majority of the victims are poor/ish minorities and other illegals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (0jtPF)

330 Maybe, Maybe not....but no reason to instiutionalize criminal behavior
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM (5y11N)

New Jersey political corruption has been "institutionalized"
for 100 years.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (7uYFy)

331 There are 49 dogs signed up to compete in the dog show. there are 36 more small dogs than large dogs signed up to compete.

How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"


Urrp....you mean now?

Do pieces count?

Posted by: Big Dogs at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (CPk08)

332 315 How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"

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42 1/2 small dogs
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM (h/uSM)

Yup.... was looking at that going... that can't be right.... but...

or is this a common core math question.. where the answer and number need to be friendly?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

333 just have to restate this Kamala Harris is DUMBER than a Box of Rocks !! Kamala the Ugandan Giant WWF wrestler is Smarter

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (y3aQB)

334 "Pretty sure English as a Second Language kids aren't helping out the poor black children in the schools, either.


Posted by: garrett"

The public school we recently escaped was packed with them. They sucked up all the school resources and any money that might have been available for other programs for all the kids (like, say, learning a Foreign language). But yeah, going to school with kids that don't speak English did wonders for my kids.

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (MxEKc)

335 How can Trump cause drop in hispanic flu shots when we know it was caused by Global Warming?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (BtQd4)

336 and I'm not counting the ones who only want their votes"

Well, that's "why".

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

337 Larry is the bomb.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (F4eQP)

338 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.

Um, not true. On a statewide level there was a study done a few years ago. I want to say it was NY, CA, AR, TX, FL where almost 40% of the murders were by criminal aliens. who on average are about 5% of the population.

That's only reported crime. If you know anything about LE in some of these communities, much of it goes unreported. Just ask the people on Long Island, for one

Posted by: Marcus T at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (VpIIl)

339 http://bit.ly/2HbWdu9
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BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration
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OOOOPSIES

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (y3aQB)

340 As scary as that robot video opening doors may be, a couple rounds of 12 gauge buckshot keeps them from advancing too far into a doorway - just like a bad guy.

A strong magnet would probably do it too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

341 White people hate black people because they make computer hard to use. They should make computers easy to use like TV. That way the black community could get ahead.

Posted by: Head of BLM at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (3BFzK)

342 I'm not disputing that. But their are forces in this country that want illegals here because having them here is good for THEIR economy. SOMEONE is making money off them being here--and I'm not counting the ones who only want their votes--and that's why little has been done to keep them out.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (7uYFy)

My thought is it has less to do with consumer spending and more to do with cheap labor. Not only can you pay them less on an hourly basis, they're often paid under the table so there's no Medicare or Social Security tax to pay, which has a further spinoff benefit of lower administrative and accounting costs. Also, I doubt they file for unemployment or raise much of a fuss if there's a workplace injury.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

343
But our ruling class doesn't worry about it because the vast majority of the victims are poor/ish minorities and other illegals.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (0jtPF)

I totally agree. The ruling class sees illegals as a "positive" for them---because it is a positive for them.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (7uYFy)

344 They sucked up all the school resources"

See, that's why we need more taxes!

Silly citizens...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (7LY+6)

345 Should have said "female" pop vocalist.
Might could take the all around though. I'd have to give some thought to that.

Posted by: teej at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (jUilJ)

346 I think Tyler Baines-Cadbury is a parody and the picture does look a little like the Geoffery Elfwick guy who was very funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (8+Ozj)

347
The answer is 0. Dogs don't have opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (r+sAi)

348 I hate millenials. I hate their parents worse for raising them to be nasty little bitches.
Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (V+V4


=(

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (wwd4n)

349 I can't say I know the statistics you are asking for, but I can only speak for myself who went from a work visa to a green card and then citizenship. I was hired for the skills I brought to my company and its a hard field to get good workers.
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

Did you come here legally?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (5y11N)

350 or is this a common core math question.. where the answer and number need to be friendly?

Common Corpse?

Then the answer is obvious: Carl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (tRaq7)

351 324 Every morning that they wake up and decide to commit their fraud/tax evasion/whatever crime again is another instance."

Indeed. The counter should be running 24/7.

BTW, anyone ever find proof that the temp bodegas/markets actually pay taxes and such, or is most (ok, all) of that black market activity?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:05 PM (7LY+6)

Also shit-tons of EBT fraud.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

352 349, Did you come here legally?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (5y11N)
Of course. I came here as a graduate student working on my Ph.D. - student visa.

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

353 The millenial who finally came to the counter to wait on us had to open
with a nasty remark about how we didn't need donuts, as we were fat
enough which was A. not true, just ask my doctor, and B. not good
business sense. Her manage was right behind her, and said nothing. We
asked her to repeat what she said, and she refused. So we told her we
would take our business elsewhere.


---

I don't get this sort of thing. Like flipping off another driver, you have no idea what kind of day he's had or what just happened to him.

Good luck!

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (ks6bw)

354 Also, I doubt they file for unemployment or raise much of a fuss if there's a workplace injury."

You're too kind. "Workplace injury" is handled by "hey, where's Jose?"

"Que? No habla"

"Ok"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)

355 340 As scary as that robot video opening doors may be, a couple rounds of 12 gauge buckshot keeps them from advancing too far into a doorway - just like a bad guy.

A strong magnet would probably do it too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

Posted by: Jessie Pinkman at February 13, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

356 Of course. I came here as a graduate student working on my Ph.D. - student visa.
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

??? So then I am not sure what your problem is what I said? YOU did it the proper and legal way.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:11 PM (5y11N)

357 Old version: "We played a jig and you did not dance; we played a dirge and you did not mourn."

----

For a minute there I thought you were quoting my song.

Posted by: Marty Robbins at February 13, 2018 12:12 PM (suO/a)

358 If America is doomed to fall to either robots or leftists, I'll fight for the robot armies any day of the week.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 12:12 PM (jnLXM)

359 http://bit.ly/2HbWdu9

---------

BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration

------

OOOOPSIES



Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (y3aQB)


---

Is this the one where Susan Rice sent herself an email on her last day telling herself that everything they did was legal because she thought everything they did was legal?

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:12 PM (ks6bw)

360 In a rock bottom month, 19, out of work, living on my own, I bought, all cheap brands, a package of soda crackers, a jar of peanut butter, a bottle of ketchup, and some margarine to make it through a tough month eating "tomato" soup and peanut butter/"butter" on crackers.

It doesn't take much to get the basics for cooking and since these things last almost forever most kids get hand-me-downs from mom and dad. Before I retired I'd, on my day off, fix a big meal, portion it out into plastic covered TV-dinner style trays and freeze them for microwaving at work for dinner each day.

Now retired, I cook most every meal at home. For the two of us it runs about $10-12 per day and we eat good things.

Our eat-out goto is Little Caesars "extra-most-best" medium pepperoni pizza which costs $6 and is more than we can eat so leftovers for the next day. Usually I get that on days when we have to be out and don't get much time to cook. Tomorrow will be one of those days


Posted by: geoffb at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (zOpu5)

361 350 or is this a common core math question.. where the answer and number need to be friendly?

Common Corpse?

Then the answer is obvious: Carl.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:10 PM (tRaq7)

Or.... this is a question about Dogs, which are Haram under Islamic teachings, ergo this question is RAAAAACIST.....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

362 190 Another one filed under is it woke or joke? A white woman worries that if she goes to see Black Panther too soon, she'll suck the black joy out of the theater.


Out of respect and acknowledgement of my white privilege, I'm waiting until forever.
_________________________

I've decided not to see it also. Since movies were invented by white people, and since movie theaters are typically either heated or air-conditioned, systems which are also inventions of white people, and since movie theaters pop popcorn in machines invented by white people, and serve beverages refrigerated in machines invented by white people, the cognitive dissonance of experiencing all that cultural appropriation while watching a movie about black people would just be too disturbing!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (fqUgw)

363 Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (V+V4

Wow; That's really bad. I'm surprised the manager didn't say anything. It's not an excuse but it could also be that the person was having a bad day and took it out on you. I have noticed that in retail sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (8+Ozj)

364
... reaching out to undeserved communities...
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:01 PM


Typo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (IqV8l)

365 Kamela Harris, once again proving an old William F. Buckley remark about the "invincible ignorance" of liberals.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (eyBN+)

366 Kudos to whomever posted the 6th Finger ad on Utube. Great to relive my child hood with all of the commercials after that.

Full disclosure I had the M14 Johnny Eagle and the Mugambo elephant rifle. they were fun as hell.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2018 12:14 PM (3BFzK)

367 That tweet is emblematic of so much that is wrong in our society today.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2018 12:14 PM (VKsXm)

368 Did you come here legally?"

We need papers for the HQ?

Ok. *digs for passport *

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:14 PM (7LY+6)

369 Sorry that happened to you Moki.

Soup Nazis and now Donut Nazis.

And the manager needs to be fired along with the screeching Donut Nazi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (eyBN+)

370 Comey should be in prison. He is the scum at the bottom of the scum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (5y11N)

371 The answer is 0. Dogs don't have opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (r+sAi)

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The Far Side is still working on that issue

https://goo.gl/qxK3YD

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (suO/a)

372 The public school we recently escaped was packed with them. They sucked up all the school resources and any money that might have been available for other programs for all the kids (like, say, learning a Foreign language). But yeah, going to school with kids that don't speak English did wonders for my kids.
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (MxEKc)

Mrs. Mainah and I have been in the Fairfax, VA area for about 4 years now and our oldest started kindergarten in September. Her class has some ESL kids, too. I've started to think that Fairfax Co. reputation for good public schools might be challenged over the next few years because they're already dealing with overcrowding issues.

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (B+qrE)

373 Speaking of food stamps, I heard on the radio that Trump is trying to implement some sort of program so that food is delivered to the poor starving poor and they don't get to go all 1980s Wheel of Fortune with their credit cards in the grocery store as they buy popcorn and sushi.

It's the worst most racist horrible idea ever, of course.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (ks6bw)

374 or is this a common core math question.. where the answer and number need to be friendly?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

The answer is, "dogs are haram, and dog shows are an affront to the one god and his prophet, keffir scum."

Extra credit if you spit on the floor when handing in your exam papers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (jnLXM)

375 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2018 12:13 PM (fqUgw)

Yup....

But Weds. going to see Casablanca on the big screen...

Taking the Redhead...

No cultural appropriation of me... except.. shit... Casablanca is in ... AFRICA!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

376 42 1/2 small dogs.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 13, 2018 12:03 PM


Ding ding ding! We have a winnah!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (ctuyM)

377 Wow; That's really bad. I'm surprised the manager didn't say anything. It's not an excuse but it could also be that the person was having a bad day and took it out on you. I have noticed that in retail sometimes.

Oh I'da said something to the manager right there and then. There is no excuse for being rude to any customer unless they are rude to you first.

Sounds like that employee needed a "time out."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (tRaq7)

378 Hooray! Evil Mad Scientists just issued their 2018 Valentines! As soon as I can get grandkids settled in naps, I'm emailing like mad.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

379 373 Speaking of food stamps, I heard on the radio that Trump is trying to implement some sort of program so that food is delivered to the poor starving poor and they don't get to go all 1980s Wheel of Fortune with their credit cards in the grocery store as they buy popcorn and sushi.

It's the worst most racist horrible idea ever, of course.
Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (ks6bw)

Way back in the day, the USDA sent you a food allotment which included the infamous government cheese.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

380 262 Do you know the way to San Jose?"

--

That'll be $1642.57

Posted by: UBER at February 13, 2018 12:17 PM (h/uSM)

381 The best part of the robot video is the lack of a tether. Self contained power... the bots are getting better.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 13, 2018 12:17 PM (0OmEj)

382 373 Speaking of food stamps, I heard on the radio that Trump is trying to implement some sort of program so that food is delivered to the poor starving poor and they don't get to go all 1980s Wheel of Fortune with their credit cards in the grocery store as they buy popcorn and sushi.

It's the worst most racist horrible idea ever, of course.


Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:15 PM (ks6bw)


Make them eat nothing but Brussels Sprouts.

Nobody likes Brussels Sprouts.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 13, 2018 12:17 PM (WDCYi)

383 Fairfax Co. reputation for good public schools"

Indeed. FFX county is living off the rep established in the 80s and 90s.

So we moved to Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:17 PM (7LY+6)

384 It doesn't take much to get the basics for cooking and since these things last almost forever most kids get hand-me-downs from mom and dad.


Yep.

If not a $20 trip to Goodwill or some similar store will provide you with every piece of cookware your likely to ever need.

Posted by: Malcom Tent at February 13, 2018 12:18 PM (wfjqa)

385 I saw that Trump is going to make the foodstampers get American grown food and not EBT.

If I ran this program it would be government cheese, milk, and vegetables. Want steak and lobster, get a job.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2018 12:18 PM (3BFzK)

386 Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 13, 2018 12:12 PM (ks6bw)
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Don't know for sure, But writing anm email 5 minutes before you & the Obama Admin. is Out of power about doing investigation by the book is Covering Your Ass at the very least

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:18 PM (y3aQB)

387 328---Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM (V+V4
------------------------------
Hey, if the oppressed workers in the NFL can express themselves on the job however they like and customers be damned, why not a donut clerk?!?

Yikes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2018 12:18 PM (0jtPF)

388 Make them eat nothing but Brussels Sprouts.

Nobody likes Brussels Sprouts.
----
I love Brussel Sprouts

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:19 PM (y3aQB)

389 Nobody likes Brussels Sprouts.
=====

More for me. I like them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2018 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

390 Speaking of food stamps, I heard on the radio that Trump is trying to
implement some sort of program so that food is delivered to the poor
starving poor and they don't get to go all 1980s Wheel of Fortune with
their credit cards in the grocery store as they buy popcorn and sushi.

It's the worst most racist horrible idea ever, of course.

Foreign owned convenience stores and bodegas located 100 feet from each other hardest hit.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (O5Q3r)

391 Kudos to whomever posted the 6th Finger ad on Utube. Great to relive my child hood with all of the commercials after that.

Y'all will laugh, but I still have my Sixfinger toy and all the "bullets" except one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (tRaq7)

392 Oh I'da said something to the manager right there
and then. There is no excuse for being rude to any customer unless they
are rude to you first.



Sounds like that employee needed a "time out."



Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 13, 2018 12:16 PM (tRaq7)

Yeah. I would have said, "You need to fire that bitch. She just cost you a big sale."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (Dbv1R)

393 Brussels Sprouts are a Russian hit job on the American public.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (3BFzK)

394 I'm interested in the extensive research that diverse student body promotes individual and overall student achievement. No doubt these studies exist but I'm sure they are pure, cherry-picked BS. Real-world experience, observation and data tell a completely different story.

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (MxEKc)

395 How come I wasn't informed their was a nood up?

Posted by: Malcom Tent at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (wfjqa)

396 Don't know for sure, But writing anm email 5 minutes before you & the Obama Admin. is Out of power about doing investigation by the book is Covering Your Ass at the very least
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:18 PM (y3aQB)

More... it was an email sent to... HERSELF...

Now, as this meeting would normally be covered by Executive privilege.... a CYA email means something REALLY hinky was going on...

And note... Obama suddenly speaking like a Lawyer??? in legalese??? in a normal conversation??? really hard to believe.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

397 363/369

I know it can be difficult if you are having a bad day in retail. And if I had come up and screeched at the girl, that would have been an understandable, if not appropriate response. But I didn't. We were kind, smiled, and asked how her day was going, and she said that.

But...after typing my grumble, I sat back and decided to pray for her, because she obviously was having some kind of trouble, and needs help-whether managerial, spiritual or otherwise.

I don't really hate millenials, but I do think the 90's era thinking on child raising has unleashed a group of kids who had difficulty being adults. So I still blame their parents, but I will stop being a nasty person myself, and just wish the best for them.

Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:21 PM (V+V48)

398 BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration

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Well, Christians were often forced to meet in secret.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

399 Indeed. FFX county is living off the rep established in the 80s and 90s.

So we moved to Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2018 12:17 PM (7LY+6)

We've got at a minimum 3 more years here in NoVa, then hopefully we're outta here! If Houston and Dallas are options for assignments for me, they'll definitely be on my list! Can't wait to be out of this expensive area, not to mention everything else that goes along with DC/NoVa.

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2018 12:23 PM (CClpm)

400 Yup.... was looking at that going... that can't be right.... but...

or is this a common core math question.. where the answer and number need to be friendly?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 13, 2018 12:07 PM


According to the response from the teacher when questioned by a parent, "The district worded it wrong. The answer would be 42.5, though, if done at an age-appropriate grade."

I'm guessing 42.5 qualifies as an age 29-appropriate grade answer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

401 Mainah, familiarize yourself with the FLE (Family Life Education) program in Ffx County. It starts in K. Please take a good look at it - you probably won't like it, but you will be glad to know what it teaches.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (kNasr)

402 ... Democrats finally realizing that Trump has
seized the day and was about to repeat the lesson of the Civil Rights
Act of 1964 ...

"The party of the POTUS who signs the bill, gets the credit"

LBJ
took the credit for the Civil Rights Act and the Black community
shifted to the Democratic Party, even though most of the votes were from
Republicans.

Trump would have the Dreamers remember .. it was the Republicans who gave them citizenship.


Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 13, 2018 11:17 AM (e8kgV)

Just... No
No way, no how.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (geAkB)

403 Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:21 PM (V+V4

Nobody likes to be treated badly as a customer and I would be annoyed too, but I think it shows your kind Christian heart to pray for this person. I think you're right. They need help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (8+Ozj)

404 Sorry that happened to you Moki.

Soup Nazis and now Donut Nazis.

And the manager needs to be fired along with the screeching Donut Nazi.
=====

About that whole "you don't know what kind of day they've had."

I loathe my job. I loathe most of the people I work with. I'm in a bad mood eight hours a day. Getting up and having to go to work ruins my day. But you know what? I don't treat our patients and anyone else I come in contact with like shit or say idiotic things to them. Because I was brought up right. And I don't want people to think I'm an asshole. It's called "pride."

I don't care if donut girl's manager just teamed her a new ass. She shouldn't be saying shit to customers about their weight. Had I been the manager, she would have been fired.

Once they're gone, I will talk about them all I want.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (HiztJ)

405 338 AND crime is actually lower in areas inhabited by illegals.

Um, not true. On a statewide level there was a study done a few years ago. I want to say it was NY, CA, AR, TX, FL where almost 40% of the murders were by criminal aliens. who on average are about 5% of the population.
___________________________

Yeah, the old "illegal aliens commit fewer crimes than Americans" meme is total bullshit.

A recent study of AZ state prisons demonstrated that illegal aliens are at least 142% more likely to be convicted of a crime than other Arizonans. Illegal aliens also tend to commit more serious crimes, get longer sentences, and are more likely to be classified as dangerous. Illegal aliens are also 45% more likely to be gang members than U.S. citizens.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3099992

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (fqUgw)

406 343----I totally agree. The ruling class sees illegals as a "positive" for them---because it is a positive for them.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 12:09 PM (7uYFy)
------------------------
Yep. They are, by and large, not the victims of the crime and disorder. It's not THEIR neighborhoods nor THEIR schools that are overrun. Nor are THEIR jobs threatened by Meso-American peasants.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 13, 2018 12:25 PM (0jtPF)

407 Well, Christians were often forced to meet in secret.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

LOL

"Rev" Doctor Comey will be along any moment with an appropriate Biblical quote. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 12:25 PM (8+Ozj)

408 Go home and eat your chocolate.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at February 13, 2018 12:26 PM (nX644)

409
Yeah. I would have said, "You need to fire that bitch. She just cost you a big sale."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2018 12:20 PM (Dbv1R)

We went to Giant, which was next door, and they had actual panckis!!!! Made by sweet Polish ladies in Cincinnati!!! So Giant got our business, we got exactly what we wanted, and they were nice to us. Plus I know these giant doughballs filled with raspberry jelly were blessed by a local priest, because that's what the priests in Poland do on Fat Tuesday-bless the panckis before they are sold, because they bring blessings in the new year. So, all around better.

On to gluten free tomorrow, but I am seizing the gluten today.

Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:26 PM (V+V48)

410 osted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 13, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Just wanted to add that I do not post as "Rev" Dr. Comey in case people were wondering, although i did post once as "not Jim Comey".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2018 12:27 PM (8+Ozj)

411 Just re-read the email announcing the schools new diversity/equity . They will be supporting teachers to discuss implicit bias, microaggression and, get this, Whiteness!

This is so f***ed up.


Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2018 12:27 PM (MxEKc)

412 Mainah, familiarize yourself with the FLE (Family Life Education) program in Ffx County. It starts in K. Please take a good look at it - you probably won't like it, but you will be glad to know what it teaches.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 12:24 PM (kNasr)

Oh yeah, read all about it with the paperwork that came before school started. Opted out of some of it.

Posted by: Mainah at February 13, 2018 12:28 PM (Boy/L)

413 Just re-read the email announcing the schools new diversity/equity . They will be supporting teachers to discuss implicit bias, microaggression and, get this, Whiteness!
=====

You should ask them why they are institutionalizing racism.

"What's wrong with being white? I can't help that I'm white."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 13, 2018 12:29 PM (HiztJ)

414 Good for you, Mainah. We need to stay on top of this stuff for our kids' sakes. Too many people don't.

Moki, I'm sorry you had such a rude experience with a horrible person today, but I'm glad it worked out better for you, donut-wise! You're a much better person than that clerk, who must be miserable.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 12:30 PM (kNasr)

415 359
http://bit.ly/2HbWdu9


---------


BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration


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OOOOPSIES






Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 13, 2018 12:08 PM (y3aQB)



---

Is this the one where Susan Rice sent herself an
email on her last day telling herself that everything they did was
legal because she thought everything they did was legal?


Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college
football forever at February 13, 2018 12:12 PM (ks6bw)

Email to self:
Don't email yourself about secret meeting with FBI saying that everything that went on in undisclosed meeting had to do with the President's undying support for the rule of law, despite all factual evidence pointing otherwise.
CAUSE ITS A SECRET MEETING!

Posted by: Susan Rice at February 13, 2018 12:31 PM (ymnmz)

416 When I was younger, I'd be known to tell retail jockeys that they can bitch about me all they want, just wait until I'm gone.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 13, 2018 12:32 PM (WDCYi)

417
Moki, I'm sorry you had such a rude experience with a horrible person today, but I'm glad it worked out better for you, donut-wise! You're a much better person than that clerk, who must be miserable.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 12:30 PM (kNasr)

Awwwwww, bluebell I love you more than my luggage!!!

Posted by: moki at February 13, 2018 12:33 PM (V+V48)

418 Immigration, of all types, overall directly lowers salaries.

Imagine you have 1,000 openings for carpenters. If there are 500 Americans and no immigrants salaries will be high as there are more people looking to hire carpenters then people that can do the job - so the job seekers can be picky.

If you add 1,000 immigrant carpenters who are used to a lower standard of living, they will likely price out almost all of the American carpenters.

Now there is an indirect argument that by taking lower paid rolls, the immigrants lesson the cost of carpentry and therefore create more openings for jobs otherwise restricted by the cost of carpentry - architects, wood cutters, etc.

If (real) unemployment is low that ends up being a positive in the long term - this note is the scenario America had when settling the west.

If (real) unemployment is high, however, as it is now, those immigrants just replace an American who likely cannot get another job. And since we have a comprehensive safety net most of those unemployed Americans go on public assistance.

So in the current real world the primary affect of immigration is to lower salaries and increase welfare expenditures, so the only people "helped" are the upper class and government workers. Not surprisingly both of those groups favor increases in immigration.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2018 12:36 PM (eSx+E)

419 On a more serious note, I thought that email thing was a bit hinky and weird. It's just one of those "why?" moments. And then it comes out that it was a specific reference to an undisclosed meeting.

Did she think this would make people not suspect anything, when in fact it's a discoverable item that basically confirms that the meeting happened? And does it not speak to the state of mind on the part of Rice that she had to somehow leave a trail that she was not aware of any crimes being committed in the meeting? Why would she do this? Is not the the secret meeting itself a crime of obstruction or collusion ( a little winky here)?


Save me Jackstraw, I can't think this one through.!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 13, 2018 12:39 PM (ymnmz)

420 BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration

***
Imagine what your average Dem would have said if you showed them this headline in late 2016.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2018 12:39 PM (eSx+E)

421 Moki, I calls them as I sees them.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2018 12:41 PM (kNasr)

422 264
"Bob Menendez claims abandoning the dreamers will cost our economy 433 billion in GDP growth"

If we go with the 1.8 million Dreamers number. That means each dreamer adds ~$244,000 to the economy. Sounds plausible.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (aVYsC)

***
For f*cks sake.
Oh yeah - each illegal DACA jackwad is paying $244K in taxes? Or owns a business that pumps $244K into teh economy?

Mmmm hmm. Sure the do.
Look - all of these numbers are essentially pulled out of the *ss of some lefty socialist/Communist La Raza propaganda mill and are not based on anything. The only actual studies done have show that illegals cost far more in services that they use up, commit crimes at higher rates, and are net exporters of currency and wealth out of the US to their homelands, at staggering rates. They also lower the overall IQ of the schools they inhabit and increase quality of life problems in all neighborhoods they inhabit - to the nth degree, don't pay taxes in any appreciable quantity and take entry level low skilled jobs away from poor people, mostly in inner cities.
I don't mid having a debate with any jackwad who tries to trot out these numbers because my answer is always: " Where did that number come from?" The answer is usually - "Umm CNN said it?" or "Umm someone on Facebook sent it to me?" I then state - "well its an outright fabrication, pure propaganda. The net affect of illegals is a drain on the National economy of somewhere estimated to be over $1oo Billion (with a "B") a year based on actual studies, based on reputable statistics, that have been done. Assuming the current population of illegals stays static ( hint - if we do "amnesty" it won't") then the net negative effect, just in taxes and services, equates to roughly $746 Billion wasted over the lifetimes of all current illegal aliens. I then point them here:
https://cis.org/Report/Deportation-vs-Cost-Letting-Illegal-Immigrants-StayNone of these studies address the additional crime, IQ, quality of life and other issues that I also point out to them.

I then hit them with the "fairness" argument - is it fair for these people to take these services, and stand in line in front of legal immigrants, US families and their children? Is it fair that some of them are accepted at and take spots away from our own children at top universities? Is it OK if your kid doens't get into ( name their kid's favorite first choice school here) so that a DACA child can be accepted first?

They usually are embarrassed at this point and agree with you - unless they are complete leftards at which point they call you a Nazi or something.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 13, 2018 12:41 PM (Fb9aZ)

423 Believe me, I'm not making the argument that the
liberals make, but on a local level, illegals buy things. Ask any
convenience store or gas station. Are they a net plus on the economy?
No. But Walmart loves their cash/ebt cards.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2018 11:54 AM (7uYFy)
Walmart is a great store but until they are paying the full freight to have illegals as customers, they can take their opinion on this issue and stuff it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 13, 2018 12:45 PM (geAkB)

424 Email to self:
Don't email yourself about secret
meeting with FBI saying that everything that went on in undisclosed
meeting had to do with the President's undying support for the rule of
law, despite all factual evidence pointing otherwise.
CAUSE ITS A SECRET MEETING!



Posted by: Susan Rice at February 13, 2018 12:31 PM (ymnmz)

***
Heh.
Reminds me of this clever YouTube skit where future versions of the protagonist tell him to either open, or not open the "box" that just arrived in the mail. The best line" Ho are you?" "I'm all you all in one hour! Don't open the box!!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eLDgZ013sI
H/T Julian Smith

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 13, 2018 12:52 PM (Fb9aZ)

425
Did she think this would make people not suspect anything, when in fact it's a discoverable item that basically confirms that the meeting happened? And does it not speak to the state of mind on the part of Rice that she had to somehow leave a trail that she was not aware of any crimes being committed in the meeting? Why would she do this? Is not the the secret meeting itself a crime of obstruction or collusion ( a little winky here)?



Well the Harfball with boobs says that this was all very normal,nothing to see here.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 13, 2018 12:54 PM (lKyWE)

426 note to self: to postpone discovery of the crime, send all records into the 4 year delay loop of 44s presidential library . 2nd note: get out of country in 2020.

Posted by: Saudaukar peace-maker at February 13, 2018 12:57 PM (Wa5hI)

427 My great uncle's Sherman platoon ran across some of the Dachau sub-camps. That shit haunted him to the end of his life.

Posted by: Saml Adams at February 13, 2018 01:32 PM (V7awQ)

428 Seawolf @ 215- Cardinals turn scrub into star?
You mean Il Papa!?

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2018 01:51 PM (zLDYs)

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