Informant: Russia Routed Millions of Dollars to Bill and Hillary Clinton as Part of Uranium One Swindle

The real RUSSIAN collusion.


An FBI informant connected to the Uranium One controversy told three congressional committees in a written statement that Moscow routed millions of dollars to America with the expectation it would be used to benefit Bill Clinton's charitable efforts while Secretary of State Hillary Clinton quarterbacked a "reset" in U.S.-Russian relations.

Wait, I thought that was pretty much the same thing that it's claimed Trump negotiated with Russia -- a reset of relations, and easing of tensions.

Where's the special prosecutor here?

The informant, Douglas Campbell, said in the statement obtained by The Hill that he was told by Russian nuclear executives that Moscow had hired the American lobbying firm APCO Worldwide specifically because it was in position to influence the Obama administration, and more specifically Hillary Clinton.

...


Campbell added in the testimony that Russian nuclear officials "told me at various times that they expected APCO to apply a portion of the $3 million annual lobbying fee it was receiving from the Russians to provide in-kind support for the Clintons' Global Initiative."

In 2016, Hillary Clinton faced two major scandals that could cripple her bid to be America's first corrupt female president: an FBI investigation, and corrupt links to RUSSIA.

Isn't it awfully convenient that her two Gollum Twins, Blumenthal and Shearer, just so happened to cook up a rumor sheet that accused her opponent of corrupt links to Russia and got an FBI investigation instigated against him?

Boy howdy, that was sure lucky for her, wasn't it?

I'd say that happened because God loves her but that's clearly not the case, huh?


Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM




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1 huh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (k1TUh)

2 second too?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (k1TUh)

3 Fourthy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (QLvwG)

4 and a one and a two and a three...

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (k1TUh)

5 I want to see Comey cry.

Posted by: nip at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (ECLaL)

6 *looks around*

Yep. Still nobody in jail.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (+Y04j)

7 Didn't happen. Crazy conservative conspiracy theory. More than ten miles away. Go bowling.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

8 RESET OVERCHARGED!!!

Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (8gDQu)

9 Hillary had no intent, it was all just unexpected coincidence. Random chance. Million to one shot.

Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (ECDXs)

10 Whatsa big deal? We always give FISA courts the mushroom treatment. Get off my back, peon.

Posted by: FBI warrant writer at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (h2Bdk)

11 The only defense I've seen of this is "The State Department didn't make the call, she had no power to make it happen" which is a bit of a misunderstanding of how power works in Washington DC as well as not quite comprehending the State Department's role in big international deals of this sort.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

12
Matthew 5:46

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (2FqvZ)

13 Wow, what LUCK!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (W+vEI)

14 I'd say that happened because God loves her but that's clearly not the case, huh?


What are you talking about?


I gave her a double dose of cankles. I don't do that for just anybody.

Posted by: God at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (E3rQ4)

15 zzzzZZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

16 7
Didn't happen. Crazy conservative conspiracy theory. More than ten miles away. Go bowling.

Well of course it got no mention in the press but the few Dems who were forced to mention it attacked the informant... The man has cancer... heard his Attorney speak yesterday... She said he did it because he is a Patriotic American

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

17 How the hell do you watch all this, see nobody pay the price and still have any faith in the FBI or DOJ?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (+Y04j)

18 How many other countries gave money to Hillary's Global Fund expecting some favorable treatment in return?

Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (ECDXs)

19 fire up Ol Sparky. a whole new generation needs to learn a forgotton lesson.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

20 Also a total coincidence that Hillary always decided to greenlight items for other countries that happened to hire Bill to speak for $500k or so and donate to the Clinton Greed Fund.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (W+vEI)

21 I'd say that happened because God loves her but that's clearly not the case, huh?

~~~

Immunity to shame is a superpower in some cultures.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (hUqh+)

22
9/11/16. Never forget the day God smote Hillary down and had her tossed in a van like a side of beef for the world to see.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (uG7LM)

23 :::blinks, sips beverage:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (3Wri6)

24 Media refusal to report on the Clintons is criminal malfeasance.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (FQzpW)

25
How many other countries gave money to Hillary's Global Fund expecting some favorable treatment in return?
Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (ECDXs)


All of them

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (lKyWE)

26 All this proves is that we need to investigate Trump even harder.

#ProtectTheFBI

Posted by: Allahpundit at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (4e+hS)

27 Remember. These people are in law Enforcement. They know how deliberately avoid breaking the law.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (+Y04j)

28 >>Moscow had hired the American lobbying firm APCO Worldwide specifically because it was in position to influence the Obama administration, and more specifically Hillary Clinton.

Something tells me that Hillary didn't need a lot of convincing.

APCO, which is full of Clintonistas, also did hundreds of thousands of "in kind" work for the CGI during that period which was not reported on the CGI financial reporting.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

29 zzz *pffttpglgpff* hobbes... hobbes... mm there you are *snuffle* zzzz

Posted by: jeff sessions at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (6FqZa)

30 >>17 How the hell do you watch all this, see nobody pay the price and still have any faith in the FBI or DOJ?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (+Y04j)

I've been informed that criminals being outed and possibly resigning is a big win.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)

31 Whatever happened to the investigation of the Clinton Slush Fund? I remember evidence that it was operating illegally (even apart from being a luxury slush fund for the Clinton line) in many states and had all sorts of financial issues that should have sent all principles to federal PMITA prison. And then ... silence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (8gDQu)

32 Your only chance of seeing a conviction is if someone was caviler and got sloppy.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (+Y04j)

33 I thought it was "Overcharge" because Hillary was an evil, greedy bitch.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (bJ0w+)

34 Look, the poor woman dodged sniper fire. Leave her alone!

Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (88xKn)

35 with the expectation it would be used to benefit Bill Clinton's charitable efforts

Ah, yes, his work with unwed mothers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

36 >>How the hell do you watch all this, see nobody pay the price and still have any faith in the FBI or DOJ?

Sleepy Jeff did indict the head of TL last month. I believe that is the 4th indictment so far in this case.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

37 Wow, it almost seems like the Clintons were on the take or sumthin...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (O5Q3r)

38 OT aside: the flight attendants on Air China are all precisely the same size, shape and body type.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (FQzpW)

39 He was investigating it for years and sent his report to his "superiors " They allegedly sent it along to obama for the daily security briefing... At least two times obama saw it... There were connections to Iran... Barky nixed any interference because it would hurt his big Iran cash give away... I mean peace plan. This is according to Sara Carter and his Attorney

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (O2RFr)

40 Didn't I see that they are quietly looking into the Clinton foundation?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (6Ll1u)

41 >>How the hell do you watch all this, see nobody pay the price and still have any faith in the FBI or DOJ?


Honestly, I feel vidicated to see how much work it took to do this - how many people were involved, how big of a paper trail they left behind, etc. So very much *not* ignorance over malice. We are not tin foil-hatted crazies, there really were a lot of people involved in propping up Baroness Hillkonen's bloated, corrupt to the core a$$.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)

42 Who's shocked? Show of hands?

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (14URa)

43 9
Hillary had no intent, it was all just unexpected coincidence. Random chance. Million to one shot.

Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (ECDXs)

When one as good as Hillary is at trading cattle futures to make 6 figures in days, how could anyone not expect Russians to give the Clinton Foundation millions?
Some people like Hillary are just this damned good! Why wouldn't anyone want to give her money and associate with her?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (UsCnO)

44 Matthew 5:46

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (2FqvZ)


2 Sam
And Donald gathered all the people together, and went to DeeSee, and fought against it, and took it.

30 And he took their king's crown from off his head, the weight whereof was a talent of gold with the precious stones: and it was set on Donald's head. And he brought forth the spoil of the city in great abundance.

31 And he brought forth the people that were therein, and put them under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brick-kiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Dee- Ensee. So Donald and all the people returned unto Mar-A-La-Go.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole hut In at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (CPk08)

45 Ah, yes, his work with unwed mothers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (oVJmc)


The "college fund".

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

46 Not a smidgen! Not even a scintilla or soupcon. Not even a little lagniappe. Pure as the driven snow. The highest ethics and crystal transparency. All in service only to the American people, the cause of freedom, and the blessings of prosperity to our nation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (QLvwG)

47 The informant is also out about $500,000 dollars in which the FBI ordered him to pay in bribes to these folks and then stiffed him on reimbursement. Gave him only $50,000 as payment for his informing and a handshake commendation in 2016 for a job well done. The whole disclosure ban enforcement came when the informant sought to sue the company for his money back which would have exposed Clinton crimes and Obama malfeasance in office. That is when Loretta Lynch got involved in shutting him up and threatening prosecution.

BTW, the U.S. attorney for the Maryland District Court handling the case, you may have heard about him, Mr. Rosenstein. Hmmm.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (acrHV)

48 Hillary had no intent, it was all just unexpected coincidence. Random chance. Million to one shot

It was just a "matter."

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

49 From the last thread, but it is apropos. Why in the hell is Drudge not putting up any of this shit? I mean it's great that some room mate beat his roomie of stale Cap't crunch, but what the fuck Matt?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (+1EJs)

50 fire up Ol Sparky. a whole new generation needs to learn a forgotton lesson.
Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

Nope. Line em up in front of a cinder block wall.

On live TV.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (48QDY)

51 >>There were connections to Iran... Barky nixed any interference because it would hurt his big Iran cash give away... I mean peace plan

Just as he did with Project Casandra. That investigation has been restarted as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

52 Being outed?

Be serious. This is not like they were secretly gay.

I still dont see a specific basis for charges.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (+Y04j)

53 But you have to love the creases.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (FQzpW)

54 Projection is a Leftist specialty

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (aC6Sd)

55 38 OT aside: the flight attendants on Air China are all precisely the same size, shape and body type.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (FQzpW)

~~~

And hot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (hUqh+)

56 19
fire up Ol Sparky. a whole new generation needs to learn a forgotton lesson.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (nFwvY)



F that. Firing squad for the guilty ones.

The innocent ones get blindfolds and a cigarette.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (Dp6qK)

57 55
38 OT aside: the flight attendants on Air China are all precisely the same size, shape and body type.



Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (FQzpW)



~~~



And hot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (hUqh+)
On all asian airlines...its a requirement they impose for air stewards and stewardess when they apply.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

58
Most women in African countries are unaware of their reproductive rights and how the entrenchment of global warming effects the amount of foliage available to eat. We need to change that.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (2FqvZ)

59 >>I still dont see a specific basis for charges.

Pay for play with the CGI for one.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

60 By the way anyone heard from obama?

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

61 And hot.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (hUqh+)

Well yeah.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (FQzpW)

62 I have decided to come out and live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: hillary at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (Dp6qK)

63 Northernlurker, I hope you have a great trip and return refreshed in body and soul. Be safe!

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (kNasr)

64 I guess we'll have to wait for rosenstein....hahahahah

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (5gaNQ)

65 I'm listening to Meathead Reiner on the Lars Larsen show. He's a drooling retard.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (r9UYA)

66 Local crime story.

Posted by: Sarah 'who me?' Kliff at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (pYQR/)

67 Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour: "Media refusal to report on the Clintons is criminal malfeasance a day ending in 'y'."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (H8S+R)

68 >> "Isn't it awfully convenient that her two Gollum Twins, Blumenthal and
Shearer, just so happened to cook up a rumor sheet that accused her
opponent of corrupt links to Russia and got an FBI investigation
instigated against him? Boy howdy, that was sure lucky for her, wasn't it?"I'd say that happened because God loves her but that's clearly not the case, huh"-- Ace

"Be sure that your sin will find you out."-- God, Num. 32:23

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (edacE)

69 Safe travels, Northernlurker! I hope this trip is refreshing to mind and soul.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (NWiLs)

70 I guess we'll have to wait for rosenstein....hahahahah

Yup he's up to his eyeballs in all this stuff...

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

71 Test

Posted by: Surfperch, Deplorable RUSSIAN BOT with chainsaw bayonet at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (QUtQ6)

72 49
From the last thread, but it is apropos. Why in the hell is Drudge not
putting up any of this shit? I mean it's great that some room mate beat
his roomie of stale Cap't crunch, but what the fuck Matt?

At least is wasn't KABOOM!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (UsCnO)

73 OT aside: the flight attendants on Air China are all precisely the same size, shape and body type.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (FQzpW)

~~~

And hot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (hUqh+)


It used to be that way on all American airlines until some fat chick filed a lawsuit in our retarded courts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu)

74 FAKE NEWS - its legal to bribe Hillary, actually illegal to not. All true conservatives have always believed this! Also you can pick your gender.

Posted by: jihadi at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (I64i9)

75 Sara Carter's piece says Williams testified that Russian energy executives were confident the Uranium One deal would go through because of the Clintons' influence.

In other words, they fully expected to get what they'd paid for.

https://tinyurl.com/y87b3bey

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (398bZ)

76 On all asian airlines...its a requirement they impose for air stewards and stewardess when they apply.

Yeah they have no ACLU or feminists trying to destroy them, they deliberately and specifically hire hot girls for their stews. I bet Air Dubai and such do the same thing. It just makes sense. Women like pretty girls, men like pretty girls, they are lighter and smaller than men, so better for air fuel economy, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)

77 From the last thread, but it is apropos. Why in the hell is Drudge not

putting up any of this shit? I mean it's great that some room mate beat

his roomie of stale Cap't crunch, but what the fuck Matt?

He's having fun with the stock market plunge.. And Omorosa hating on Trump

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

78 If the entire cabal tried, found guilty and executed but the media said not a word would they still be room temperature.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (1SjXX)

79 But Rob Porter!!!!

Posted by: TwinkeesMcLardMuffin Frum at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (O9JR8)

80 "Be sure that your sin will find you out."
-- God, Num. 32:23


The most terrifying verse in scripture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)

81 By the way anyone heard from obama?
Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

Heh.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (48QDY)

82 >>Whatever happened to the investigation of the Clinton Slush Fund?


Seem to recall Sessions reopening that investigation, along w/Uranium One, and Trump signing an EO in December that enables confiscation of funds derived from corruption.
I'm sure *that* is a coincidental as ol Hillz's CGI donations from Uranium One's lobbying firm.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

83 Geraldo just trashed him on The Five. Jerry said move on.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (rdl6o)

84 And yet again, for the Demunists, Projection does not just happen at the movie theatres.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (ujg0T)

85 these people do not rate a firing squad. hanging or electrocution, and electrocution only for Hillary so she can go out like Ethel Rosenberg for acting like Ethel Rosenberg.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

86 Fleep flurp floobity-Floo tas7$rty!!1!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

87 76. And ya only have to pay them 70% what you'd pay a man!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (fA1SL)

88 Domestic airlines are staffed by...um...older women...with er, ample...waistlines...whose appeal has grown more selective. I blame unions.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (hUqh+)

89 I am shocked, do you hear me, shocked that there was graft going on with the Clintons!! Shocked I say!

Selling her position as SOS to usher in sweetheart deals for folks who then paid her family's "Charity" $100s of millions for its, uh, charitable work of paying big fat salaries and buying cars and houses for the Clinton family?

Say it ain't so Bill!

Well it's a good thing hard nosed investigators uncovered this heretofore hidden graft scheme I say!

What?

This was right out in the open?

Oh ~ right ~ MSM silence on this "hidden scandal"

You know, right before the 2016 election I told this to liberal friend of mine in NYC (as a reason why I could never, ever, under any circumstances vote for Hillary) ~ she had never heard of it. Two years later ~ sheeple still have not heard of it. Pus ca change eh?

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (0YSzp)

90 Re 65, the real joke is that Meathead was supposed to be the Hawkeye Pierce of All in the Family with Archie being Frank Burns. Norman Lear sure thought that way. Meathead ended up being the butt of the joke and an unsympathetic dweeb.

Guess the real life personalities showed through there.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (acrHV)

91 Monty Python Architect sketch for the lot of them.

'You are our special guest VIP at the Grand Opening of the Hillary and Bill Clinton federal building.'

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (QLvwG)

92 Immunity to shame is a superpower in some cultures.

That pales in comparison to Her Heinous' Main Superpower: Laws have no effect on her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (tRaq7)

93 Geraldo just trashed him on The Five. Jerry said move on.

Dems attacked him too... The guy has gone through several bouts of cancer

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (O2RFr)

94 96 hours without twitter. Yeah i'm commenting here, what else am I going to do, work? It's the dopamine, man, i gotta have it. I'm not saying I'd suck a dick for a retweet, but I'm not not saying it either.

Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (pYQR/)

95 When does Douglas Campbell get done in by the Clinton Crime Cartel?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (8+Ozj)

96 The thing with Chinese stewardesses is they could be 17 or 37 and no one could tell the difference

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (FQzpW)

97 Democrats will make Clinton the fall guy. They do not need her anymore. It will drag on for years. They will then quietly re plant their people in the agencys .

No criminal charges will come.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (+Y04j)

98 Well I am in DC. But not unpacking yet.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (yhDTK)

99 I thought we already knew this and that the amount was a cool 140 million. Not sure where I heard that.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (O033+)

100 5
Sara Carter's piece says Williams testified that Russian energy
executives were confident the Uranium One deal would go through because
of the Clintons' influence.



In other words, they fully expected to get what they'd paid for.



https://tinyurl.com/y87b3bey

Did the Russians give the Clinton Foundation their highest J.D. Powers award?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (UsCnO)

101 I remember the good old days of Southwest Airlines

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (6Ll1u)

102 Im willowing bigly I know...but in the Google spy thread someone axed why would a washing machine have wifi.

Answer is IOT, internet of things. Machines transmit data and are monitored for defects, maintenance needed, etc. They can even fix themselves via remote software updates. This will save a ton of money going forward in maintenance/repair costs. Washing machines, turbines, jet engines, you name it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (lM7Jl)

103 >>When does Douglas Campbell get done in by the Clinton Crime Cartel?


He has cancer

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

104 Hey, Mr. Informant. Stay out of Ft, Marcy Park.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (zLDYs)

105 Rosensteiner will come.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (QLvwG)

106 I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is?

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (+lOpA)

107 Well I am in DC. But not unpacking yet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February




worried someone is releasing your texts?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

108
I can't say I'm happy living in a country were obese children go to bed hungry at night. We need to fix this.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (2FqvZ)

109 Who's shocked? Show of hands?
Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM

================================

I'm not showing nothin'

*puts tape over laptop cam*

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (EzdLW)

110 Boy, imagine if we had a Justice Dept formally filing charges for real Russian collusion and bribery while Mueller was running around with nothing except the threat of questioning Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (lKmt3)

111 Willowed from the last thread but appropriate here too:

why would you assume people stupid enough to text on

government phones about anything would be clever enough or disciplined

enough to have a phony affair?






Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (MTjB1)


Yeah...
I think people are overthinking this. Sometimes people are just that
stupid and transparent and Obama's people doubly so. These are the same
people who thought Operation Fast and Furious was the height of
subterfuge.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (SrkNc)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (SrkNc)

112 95 When does Douglas Campbell get done in by the Clinton Crime Cartel?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (8+Ozj)

*sotto voce*

We've replaced Mr. Campbell's regular chemo infusions with Folger's crystals. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Clinton Cartel at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

113 By the way anyone heard from obama?
Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

Heh.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (48QDY)

#twoweeks on twitter

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (48QDY)

114 When does Douglas Campbell get done in by the Clinton Crime Cartel?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (8+Ozj)
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He has had at least 2 bouts with Cancer, He looked death in the eyes twice, I don't think death scares him anymore

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (y3aQB)

115 106 I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is?
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (+lOpA)



Stevie Nicks vocalization?

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (lKs2v)

116 42
Who's shocked? Show of hands?


Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (14URa)


*wiggles ears*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:43 PM (Dp6qK)

117 76, Yeah they have no ACLU or feminists trying to
destroy them, they deliberately and specifically hire hot girls for
their stews. I bet Air Dubai and such do the same thing. It just makes
sense. Women like pretty girls, men like pretty girls, they are lighter
and smaller than men, so better for air fuel economy, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)
Yes..Thai Airways has the prettiest young things for stewardess (and before anyone says it...I dont think they are trannies)..

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

118 I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is?

Yeah, her voice. She has this odd warbly thing she does like she's almost laughing as she talks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fup6NPzwhLI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)

119 To my knowledge no one had started even an effort to start an official investigation into the Uranium deal and if they had it would not have gone anywhere significant until after the election.

If they constructed the dossier to cover the potential for that scandal to come up and effect the election, they are much too smart for their own good.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (DYDUy)

120 >>>He has cancer

Mitt Romney is a Clinton Assassin??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (3Wri6)

121 I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is?
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM

==================================

The "O" face of an Afghan shepherd?

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (EzdLW)

122 This actually greatly increased my respect for the Clintons. It would be kind of lame if they sold out their country for Bill's $500k speaking fee. Their valuation proves how much they respect this nation of ours.

Posted by: Bear phone at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (2835Q)

123 "He has cancer"

Apparently it's very serious. I think I read somewhere that he'd had 30 chemotherapy treatments.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (398bZ)

124 Well I am in DC. But not unpacking yet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (yhDTK)
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Bolling?

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (kNasr)

125 Bush in Abu Dabai: we should be welcoming immigrants and thanking them.

Really George? More than 50% of immigrants to the U.S., of both the legal and illegal variety, are receiving at least one form of federal welfare.

Heritage estimates that illegal aliens cost U.S. taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars each year.

So what should we be thanking these immigrants for, exactly? They come here and take our money, while also telling us that we suck and we're a bunch of hateful raaaacists and they hate us -- and those are the "good" ones. The bad ones actively try to kill us.

But yeah, obviously we should be thanking them for helping to bankrupt us. And clearly we should be thanking the illegal aliens for pissing all over our laws. Because who needs the rule of law anyway? Anarchy is so much more fun. Just ask Mexico.

FU George Bush. And all your "compassionate" kind who never met a brown-skinned third-worlder they didn't want middle-class Americans paying for.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (fqUgw)

126 "Geraldo just trashed him on The Five. Jerry said move on."

Some day Geraldo is going to catch McCain's tumor. And I'm going to smile. Respectfully, of course.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (H8S+R)

127 Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (hUqh+)
On all asian airlines...its a requirement they impose for air stewards and stewardess when they apply.
Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM

Yea on when I fly American carriers I usually get the bitchy, huffy gay guy or the "veteran" attendant who would rather be anywhere than on that flight. I don't blame them in some cases, travelers can be royal asses. I am always nice regardless, I've had some great flight attendants but it's getting less and less common unfortunately.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (+1EJs)

128 96 The thing with Chinese stewardesses is they could be 17 or 37 and no one could tell the difference

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (FQzpW)

~~~

There is a point where the magic fails and the years catch up all at once. Then all bets are off.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (hUqh+)

129 >>He has had at least 2 bouts with Cancer, He looked death in the eyes twice, I don't think death scares him anymore

He also has documents and videos which presumably are already in the hands of the investigators.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

130 All of your orphan socks are belong to us.

Posted by: Washing Machine AI at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (bJ0w+)

131 there goes poor ace, conflating democrat rules and republican rules.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (V3U1L)

132 Im willowing bigly I know...but in the Google spy thread someone axed why would a washing machine have wifi.

Answer is IOT, internet of things. Machines transmit data and are monitored for defects, maintenance needed, etc. They can even fix themselves via remote software updates. This will save a ton of money going forward in maintenance/repair costs. Washing machines, turbines, jet engines, you name it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (lM7Jl)


That's ridiculous. There's no Earthly reason to have wifi in your washing machine. Hell, most people don't even use more than 5% of the functions they put in them now (and have no need for them).

This whole IoT is just ridiculous. I don't want cameras in my friggin refrigerator and I don't want my TV hooking itself up to the network. I have no need, or desire, for these things. A jet engine ... well, that's a little different. It's a commercial piece, for one, not a domestic appliance.

And this idea that you're going to save so much money when your washing machine calls the repairman for you ... LOL. Just like the idiot computers in every car, now, that seem to cost more in false alarms and blown sensors than saving money on any alerts that weren't around in the old dumb cars.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu)

133 130
All of your orphan socks are belong to us.


Posted by: Washing Machine AI

Soda through the nose

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

134 125 Bush in Abu Dabai: we should be welcoming immigrants and thanking them.

Really George? More than 50% of immigrants to the U.S., of bot
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isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (V3U1L)

135 So we have to hope Howoritz an Obama guy starts the investigation since dumbass Sessions recused himself.. Just ridiculous...!!!

Posted by: me at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (oZM/7)

136 95 & 112.

Romanian securitate were known to grab a troublemaker and take him in for five or ten minutes' worth of chest x-rays.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

137 123 "He has cancer"

Apparently it's very serious. I think I read somewhere that he'd had 30 chemotherapy treatments.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:44 PM (398bZ)


My neighbor is in the same boat.
Liberal, very nice woman, visibly fading.
I've trained my dog to take her paper to her front door every morning.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (DofIg)

138 I will say this, for once I finally saw young cute nurses. My mom had them when she was in the hospital recently, a pair of them. They were super sweet to her and I was glad for it. I get in there it will be some swarthy Albanian dude, of course. Is to be makink bed!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (39g3+)

139
There is a point where the magic fails and the years catch up all at once. Then all bets are off.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (hUqh+)

They look like they're 20 until they turn 51 and then they look like they're 80.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (1SjXX)

140 "Bush in Abu Dabai..."

Yeah, I'm saving my biggest bag-o-dicks for Bush's return. Hope he chokes on 'em like a pretzel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (H8S+R)

141 it's bizarro land how most americans want to severely curtail immigration and whatnot but this is an extreme position that neither party will engage in?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (V3U1L)

142
Seems obvious to me anyway that hillary's email problem and her $145 millon uranium one payoff were the impetus to try and set up Trump. It wasn't just a disinformation campaign it was a distraction and obfuscation campaign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

143 >>Yeah they have no ACLU or feminists trying to
destroy them, they deliberately and specifically hire hot girls for
their stews.


Fewer anti-discrimination labor laws.
It was 20 years ago, but reading the daily English language paper while on business trip to Thailand they typically specified age range and sex in help wanted ads for all sorts of jobs. It was weird compared to US workplace where you cannot be so exclusive/selective.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 05:48 PM (W+vEI)

144 I'm convinced there are wormholes in the dryer and the kitchen cabinets that pull your socks and ziploc container lids into another dimension at random intervals.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

145
In a country with unlimited wifi, why should washing machines be deprived?

#OnMyDataPlan

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:48 PM (2FqvZ)

146 I've trained my dog to take her paper to her front door every morning.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 05:47 PM (DofIg)

That's might good of you.

A good story for the pet thread.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (48QDY)

147 The thing with Chinese stewardesses is they could be 17 or 37 and no one could tell the difference

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (FQzpW)



And they ALL report to Chinese State Security.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (0tfLf)

148 Godspeed Northerlurker, return safe.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)

149 Re 125
You missed the best part where G. Bush talked about immigrants picking cotton in 125 degree weather. I guess that like his dad and supermarket scanner, GW is unaware of that invention of the cotton picker.

Strange fact:
It may be possible to impeach both of the former prezzie Bushes. Several strange cases one in the 1790's involving a Senator who resigned named Blount, and another was a Cabinet official in Grant's administration who resigned. There is no apparent limitation on impeachment and subsequent penalty of barring them from holding any federal office in the future.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (acrHV)

150 Of course, the whispers in DC are something us podunks out here are not privy to. The Uranium deal scandal potential could have been in those whispers. But if so, they still could not see the forest because of the trees since they still did not to try to deflect because nothing was going to happen until way after the election if ever.

It does look like ever has arrived though.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (DYDUy)

151 OT. When I am waiting at the gate to board. I always find the largest person waiting for the flight I am on. For some reason 3 out of 5 times, yep. right next to me. The last flight was Del Griffith incarnate. I wanted to hang myself like that old lady on "Airplane". If it's not the big person, it's the screaming kid in my row or right by me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (+1EJs)

152 Put her ass in the Electric Chair.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (yO4ST)

153 144 I'm convinced there are wormholes in the dryer and the kitchen cabinets that pull your socks and ziploc container lids into another dimension at random intervals.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)


"Oh, indeed!"

- - Slottybartfarst

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

154 The problem with hiring pretty young things for US airline companies is that they're either Negasonic Teenage Warhead types or bitchy entitled dimwits at that age. Where you gonna find sweet, hard working girls who will be kind to passengers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

155 Iot is real and its already happening. You may not like it but it is revolutionizing how "things" are sold and maintained.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (lM7Jl)

156 Hillary really has no imagination.

Posted by: JAS at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (7JbXq)

157 I thought the Clintons shut down the Clinton Global Initiative (but not the parent slush-foundation) soon after the election.

And I remember wondering why this attracted no interest from our intrepid reporters in the MSM.
After all, this was the fund that supposedly helped sick African babies, etc. Wasn't that why all of those countries lie Germany contributed to it?
Yet suddenly there was no longer a need for the organization. The babies were suddenly cured, I guess.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (0jtPF)

158 127, Yea on when I fly American carriers I usually get
the bitchy, huffy gay guy or the "veteran" attendant who would rather be
anywhere than on that flight. I don't blame them in some cases,
travelers can be royal asses. I am always nice regardless, I've had some
great flight attendants but it's getting less and less common
unfortunately.



Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:45 PM (+1EJs)
My experience too..the worst one was on Austria Air where the old bitchy steward argued with passenger, told off another passenger who tried to come to this poor girl's rescue and then told my kid to shut up when she got a little loud (and I was going my best to quiet her). I gave them the worst review and mentioned that this was going to be our first and last trip with them.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (a0IVu)

159 Ugh...sorry about that one. She slipped by when the missus* kept bitching about the garbage not being taken out.

*Cake girl x Wii Fit Girl ain't too shabby though!

Posted by: God at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (wEG78)

160 Nevertrumpers voted to have her corrupt enterprise install in the Federal Government permanently.

The executive would have become a unstoppable mega-mafia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (UCeQo)

161 Tesla Delays Model 3 Orders Until 2019 as Elon Musk Launches Roadster into Space

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (r9UYA)

162 I think on domestic carriers the seniority rules mean that the routes I take only get the giant tortoise variety flight attendant.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (hUqh+)

163 isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit.

==================

Sure helped get 3k people murdered!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (rdl6o)

164 154 The problem with hiring pretty young things for US airline companies is that they're either Negasonic Teenage Warhead types or bitchy entitled dimwits at that age. Where you gonna find sweet, hard working girls who will be kind to passengers?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

Moonlight Bunny Ranch

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

165 isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly

_____________

Bush really could have shut down the immigration mess we had after 9/11.

The fact that basically everyone of those 9/11 hijackers was an illegal immigrant, he could have easily cracked down on this with Congress blessing. But instead he went into Iraq and thought that would fix things.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (lKmt3)

166 147 The thing with Chinese stewardesses is they could be 17 or 37 and no one could tell the difference

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (FQzpW)


And they ALL report to Chinese State Security.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (0tfLf)


"M. Butterfly with me,
come fly, let's fly away..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

167 Rand Paul being the BSG of the Senate.
Heh

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (3Wri6)

168 Well I am in DC. But not unpacking yet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February




worried someone is releasing your texts?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

I am on Orders and if Paul or the House shuts down the GOV, I probably go home, Maybe. Not sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (yhDTK)

169 90 Re 65, the real joke is that Meathead was supposed to be the Hawkeye Pierce of All in the Family with Archie being Frank Burns. Norman Lear sure thought that way. Meathead ended up being the butt of the joke and an unsympathetic dweeb.

Guess the real life personalities showed through there.
Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (acrHV)




Sort of related story: I am reminded of an interview with the late Larry Gelbart, IIRC the writer and producer of "M.A.S.H." TV show fame.

Although a leftist, he realized that his Righty Straw Man, "Major Frank Burns" was failing, and that the TV ratings were slipping, and cancellation was imminent.

The late actors Larry Linville and Wayne Rogers left the show, the former largely on the latter's investment advice. (Wayne "Trapper John" Rogers was actually a closet conservative in Commiewood, went into investment banking and left acting. Wayne Rogers later was a regular on Fox Business before he passed away.)

So Gelbart created a new Rightist adversary, "Major Charles Emerson Winchester" (David Ogden Stiers), who, although also a Conservative caricature, was smart, funny, and gave back as good as he got. His character also had some humanity about him despite his snobbery and would do charitable things.

And it worked. "MASH" stayed in production some more years.

Today? Commiewood no longer cares. They keep serving up the same pap, and seem oblivious to failing ratings.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (ujg0T)

170 I will offer a "fact" that is presently only a suspicion but which I believe will be confirmed in the coming weeks:

Despite the fact that the FISA court judges rotate every thirty days, it will be found that the judge who approved the 4 different Warrant Applications/Extensions was the same judge. And that judge will be a Clinton stooge.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (O033+)

171
Bush in Abu Dabai: we should be welcoming immigrants and thanking them.


Immigrants to the UAE have have their passports confiscated by the government and then are treated like slaves

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (lKyWE)

172 Who cares!? Why don't you morons just watch Sportscenter. Go bowling or something. Books are 10 miles from your house!

Posted by: Holier than Thou Scott Van Pelt Guy Bot at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (SkuXa)

173 I got a fiver says Diamond Devon Nunez drops Jimmy "The Prophet" Comey inside of 3 rounds.

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (5j7K1)

174 I am starting to hate Bush

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (yhDTK)

175
The Battlestar Galactica of the Senate??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (cFrcL)

176
I think a nation which can launch an automobile into space can do a better job for those who can't even afford an automobile.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (2FqvZ)

177 Negasonic Teenage Warhead types
--------------------------------------------------
saliva

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (V3U1L)

178 174 I am starting to hate Bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (yhDTK)

That's another one for Team Hardwood.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

179 158 Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM (a0IVu)


Coffee? Tea? Or Mein Kampf?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

180 That's might good of you.

A good story for the pet thread.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (48QDY)


I have a better story than that. Involves my Goldendoodle, 10 Goldendoodle puppies in my back yard, all the neighborhood kids, and she got invited over.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (DofIg)

181 And they ALL report to Chinese State Security.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM

I have a friends cousins sister's best friend who was in China and saw Trump pissing all over a couple of flight attendants in the galley.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (+1EJs)

182 >>How the hell do you watch all this, see nobody pay the price and still have any faith in the FBI or DOJ?

Sleepy Jeff did indict the head of TL last month. I believe that is the 4th indictment so far in this case.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)
***************


Ace should let you post a thread making your case presenting all evidence, information, and flow charts.


Then we could really badger the hell out you\

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (zfFAh)

183
I am starting to hate Bush

Been there for awhile

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

184 *balloon face*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (4ErVI)

185 Iot is real and its already happening.

I'm painfully aware of that.

You may not like it but it is revolutionizing how "things" are sold and maintained.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (lM7Jl)


Not for the better. But the companies are colluding in stuffing this crap into everything. There are lots and lots and lots of people who want nothing to do with "Smarts" appliances.

Guess what, washing machines from 50 years ago lasted a lot longer than the ones you buy today. Same for refrigerators.

As to the idiots who need to talk to their refrigerators when they're shopping at the supermarket ... society would not be hurt much by their disappearance.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (8gDQu)

186 Where you gonna find sweet, hard working girls who will be kind to passengers?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

ME. ME. ME.

Posted by: Thai Tranny or Chelsea Clinton er Manning. at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)

187 After two seasons they'd pretty well milked everything they could get out of the Frank Burns character anyway. The guy that acted that part was really good at it, but there's really no range in that role. Nowhere to go. Winchester was a much more interesting and broad character, but rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)

188 165 isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly

_____________

Bush really could have shut down the immigration mess we had after 9/11.

The fact that basically everyone of those 9/11 hijackers was an illegal immigrant, he could have easily cracked down on this with Congress blessing. But instead he went into Iraq and thought that would fix things.
----------------
--------------

sad. his bizarre evengelical grasp on the world was american citizenship is a piece of charitity and that surely everyone will want to seemlessly fit into the american dream, so why even debate open borders?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (V3U1L)

189 And this is why I am convinced Putin did NOT really want Trump as President.

Lay aside the fact that Trump would fix our economy, make us competitive, increase energy production, and was pro Military.... all things Hillary is NOT...

He had Blackmail material on her... you KNOW they have records of what they did... KNOW they have tapes and such...

So why prop up Trump, when you could have control over the New President, Hitlery Clinton?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

190 >>>I am on Orders and if Paul or the House shuts down the GOV, I probably go home, Maybe. Not sure

Travel orders should be okay if you started travel today. Unless your command gave other guidance.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (3Wri6)

191 Um, folks, prayers for Mr. Empire, please? He just told he he's losing vision in the lower part of his left eye. I promptly called his opthalmologist, and he has an appointment Wenesday morning, but divine help would be most appreciated as well.

Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (D48j9)

192 >>Then we could really badger the hell out you

Have to badger me later. I'm off to the best burger in town in a few.

Might be a rum or two just for the hell of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (/tuJf)

193 (132) It is not for "us". These functionalities are for the millennials and worse. Don't take for granted that they will know how to, or willingly operate anything not connected to their phone. Laundry? Hell, they'd eat the soap.
See: Self Driving Cars.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (RuIsu)

194 Posted by: Thai Tranny or Chelsea Clinton er Manning. at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)

Honestly, a Thai tranny is light years better looking than both the Chelseas

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (a0IVu)

195 191
Um, folks, prayers for Mr. Empire, please? He just told he he's losing
vision in the lower part of his left eye. I promptly called his
opthalmologist, and he has an appointment Wenesday morning, but divine
help would be most appreciated as well.





Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (D48j9)
Prayers up...

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (a0IVu)

196 empire1

You got it... Prayers

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

197 187 rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+


Oh Lord! It's SJW dreck 30 years before its time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (mbhDw)

198 187 After two seasons they'd pretty well milked everything they could get out of the Frank Burns character anyway. The guy that acted that part was really good at it, but there's really no range in that role. Nowhere to go. Winchester was a much more interesting and broad character, but rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)

I can watch the early ones. If I come in when the credits are running at the beginning, I look for Wayne Rogers. If he's not in it, you're taking your chances.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (4ErVI)

199 "I'd say that happened because God loves her "

Nope.

Posted by: Satan at February 08, 2018 05:54 PM (UdKB7)

200 Um, folks, prayers for Mr. Empire, please? He just told he he's losing vision in the lower part of his left eye.

As bad as they are, I hope its something as easy to fix and relatively benign as cataracts. God be with you both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

201 Most women in African countries are unaware of their reproductive rights and how the entrenchment of global warming effects the amount of foliage available to eat. We need to change that.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:35 PM (2FqvZ)


We need to change thaa aaaaaat.

FIFY

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (kBI9E)

202
Speaking of gold noodles....

remember making MACARONI ART?

And then painting it GOLD?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (cFrcL)

203 "isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit. "

the religion of (rest in) peace

nice outreach program, "convert or die".

Much more peaceful than arguing about theology ...
peaceful you convert, or rest in peace,
how you want your "peace" served up?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (bT8Z4)

204

Who has the spine to really take care of all of this.

I'm not holding my breath.

Talk about a Constitutional Crisis.
And another Constitutional Crisis.

Boy, we avoided them somehow, huh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP)

205
Travel orders should be okay if you started travel today. Unless your command gave other guidance.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (3Wri6)

yes but there is a contradictory paragraph in the directive that if you are attending a "Conference", then the Orders are terminated and you go home. Typical.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (yhDTK)

206 I still like the first 3 seasons of MASH but after Trapper and Henry leave it starts bad and goes to unwatchable.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Scott Van Pelt Guy Bot at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (SkuXa)

207 I am starting to hate Bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I don't hate him but he is the proximal cause of Obama's disaster of a presidency.

No Iraq war, no obama, no isis, no trillions set on fire without results, no Obamacare, no Iran / NoKo tag team nuke development.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (UCeQo)

208 "M. Butterfly with me,
come fly, let's fly away..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM


Wow! JJ does Sinatra. Nice!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (0tfLf)

209 Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (D48j9)

Will pray for Mr. Empire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (8+Ozj)

210 174 I am starting to hate Bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:51 PM (yhDTK)

Would that be the Bush who started the Forever War?

Even Viet Nam, we were really there for about 10 years...

Now? we are working on year 17 of the 'War on Terrah'

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

211 Recusal does not apply to Hillary and Uranium One--only from Russian Election inquiry.

Direct Session Quote from the press conference WAPO transcript, "I have now decided to recuse myself from any existing or future investigations of any matter relating in any way to the campaigns for president of the United States" March 2nd, 2017.

Misconduct of DOJ personnel in the Uranium 1 deal can be directed by Session and he has reopened the investigation into this and the clinton emails as SOS. He can also take any referrals dealing with the DOJ IG to his regular staff of prosecutors or name another special counsel to do so. I suggest Rudy as he was pretty good at decapitating the mob in NYC in the day. I'm sure that he could well employ that experience with Clinton and Obama world.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (acrHV)

212 Honestly, a Thai tranny is light years better looking than both the Chelseas
Posted by: IC


This... is a choice I really hope I never have to make.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (6FqZa)

213 208 "M. Butterfly with me,
come fly, let's fly away..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:50 PM

Wow! JJ does Sinatra. Nice!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (0tfLf)


Phrasing, please!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (mbhDw)

214 Prayers to you and Hubby Empire.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (+1EJs)

215 202


Speaking of gold noodles....



remember making MACARONI ART?



And then painting it GOLD?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM (cFrcL)

Yes I do. And now, one more thing that is racist.
Or are you denying the color of uncooked macaroni? Hmmm?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

216 I am starting to hate Bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I don't hate him but he is the proximal cause of Obama's disaster of a presidency.

No Iraq war, no obama, no isis, no trillions set on fire without results, no Obamacare, no Iran / NoKo tag team nuke development.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (UCeQo)

Every time he has opened his mouth since PDT was a candidate and especially as President, Bush has not missed a chance to bash him and sound more like a democrat than most democrats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (yhDTK)

217 rewatching MASH is unbearable.

=============

The same can be said for half the movies I saw during the first half of my life.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (rdl6o)

218 Yeah, I know, that's some real risky prognosticatin' I just did there.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (O033+)

219 >>I am starting to hate Bush

Hate him? I blame much of what is wrong in this country right now on that asshole and his pussy grabbing pappy. Fuck him.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

220
Paper plate
Macaronis
Elmer's Glue
Gold spray paint

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (cFrcL)

221 But if this is true, then you'd think that the Russians wouldn't want to help Trump get elected. That would be handy information to be able to hold over her head.

Boy them Rookies sure be dum.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (vChNs)

222 Now? we are working on year 17 of the 'War on Terrah'

...

And Terrah is still kicking our asses.

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (5j7K1)

223 Off vile sock

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (48QDY)

224
M*A*S*H the TV series, especially post-Henry Blake and Trapper is unwatchable for a host of anti-American stereotype reasons, but Mike Farrell is about as off the charts raving Marxist-Maoist as you can get.

Stay away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

225 My refrigerator was purchased circa 1985.
I chucked my great aunts frige, the one she purchased when her 1947 gas Cold Spot broke, in 2012.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (zfFAh)

226 My next review will be Filipina stewardesses.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (1SjXX)

227 "These Will Be the Worst Movies of 2018"

https://youtu.be/M6dc0fnNkfQ

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (lKs2v)

228 I still like the first 3 seasons of MASH but after Trapper and Henry leave it starts bad and goes to unwatchable.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Scott Van Pelt Guy Bot at February 08, 2018 05:55 PM

MASH, like MANY shows nowadays fell apart when it decided it was going to get preachy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (+1EJs)

229 I am starting to hate Bush

Marc likes mine. Something, something about Kay Parker.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (2FqvZ)

230 220
Paper plate
Macaronis
Elmer's Glue
Gold spray paint
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:57 PM (cFrcL)


"I sense an opportunity."

- - zombie Warhol

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

231 A million to one shot doc, a million to one

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (6Ll1u)

232


Kinda figured this from the start. She is always lurking, her motive force in life is destruction and her own elevation on that destruction.

There is eveil in the world and it wears a Mrs Loopner housecoat and smells like rotten eggs and old lady.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 08, 2018 05:59 PM (AASEZ)

233 empire1, I will pray for your husband. Wednesday seems like a long time away - they can't fit him in any sooner? Maybe you can try a different doctor?

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (kNasr)

234 226
My next review will be Filipina stewardesses.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (1SjXX)
They are lovely lasses...so friendly!

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (a0IVu)

235 224
M*A*S*H the TV series, especially post-Henry Blake and Trapper is unwatchable for a host of anti-American stereotype reasons, but Mike Farrell is about as off the charts raving Marxist-Maoist as you can get.

Stay away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

Surprisingly, he's tolerable in the show. It's Alan Alda who went off the rails BIG TIME.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

236 Every officer on MASH apart from Henry Blake was an idiot.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (1SjXX)

237 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)

238 105 Rosensteiner will come.

Is Sessions addressing this, or did he leave to RR, as he told Grassley during the Judiciary Committee questioning on U1?

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (OLS0m)

239
Dennis the Menace is still funny.


Maude, not so much.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (cFrcL)

240 I wish the DOJ would indict the head of the TL -- that being one Randy Shaw. Some of my fellow Ess Effians might understand these references.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (dZ756)

241 My next review will be Filipina stewardesses.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:58

Pics or it didn't happen. You know the rules round hea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (+1EJs)

242 PSA today:

Hello?

Hello. This is AT&T your phone has been tagged with a fraud alert. Please enter the last four digits of your SSN.

I disconnected and called AT&T. It was a phising scam. AT&T doesn't make auto calls requesting personal information. And when I checked the number in order to report it IT was my own number.

AT&T said that these crooks use software to mask the actual number and cause the number reflected to be your own.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (zfFAh)

243 239
Dennis the Menace is still funny.


Maude, not so much.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (cFrcL)


Barbeau's breasteses > Jay North's cowlick

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (mbhDw)

244
I recall seeing a review that the CGI had well over 90% operating expenses, very little to actual charity.

And a Haitian boy cries in the ghetto.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (r+sAi)

245 'Trump is going to jail any day now.'

To visit Hillary?

Posted by: Satan at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (UdKB7)

246 I am very disappointed that Bush stayed silent for 8 years while Obama trashed America, blamed all his failures on Bush, yet he suddenly has decided to start critiquing policy now that we have another GOP president in the WH. Like the rest of the GOPe: where were you the last 8 years?

It'd be different if he had regularly commented on domestic politics, but he didn't. He let down the people who voted for him, and now he's trashing the person whom they've elected to clean up Obama's mess, adding insult to injury.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (W+vEI)

247 Re 169 and 198,
I hated MASH the tv series when it was on and dislike it to this day. My dad was an army officer and I found the MASH group's behavior to not correspond with what I observed growing up.

Kept me from watching the movie for years, when I finally watched it, now that was funny in a Mel Brooksian Catch 22 kind a way--not the tv series.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (acrHV)

248 235
Surprisingly, he's tolerable in the show. It's Alan Alda who went off the rails BIG TIME.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (4ErVI)


Alan Alda is like Lee Atwater compared to Farrell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (mbhDw)

249
Really, Dennis The Menace was a funny show. The shit that kid would say and do...

Mr Wilson was perfect for the role of Mr Wilson.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (cFrcL)

250 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)
---------

Some people have all the fun.



Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (kNasr)

251 >>> I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is? Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (+lOpA)

This. Once heard cannot be unheard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobfMSwXm60

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)

252 237 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)

Don't say anything because she could make you look like a SJW with rainbow hair.

You can always let the air out of her tires after you leave.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (4ErVI)

253 I hated MASH after Hawkeye became sensitive 70s male and Hotlips became Margaret

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (oNuK1)

254 >>>yes but there is a contradictory paragraph in the directive that if you are attending a "Conference", then the Orders are terminated and you go home. Typical.

If travel and lodging reservations have already been made, those will be paid. Just wont be paid for duty. Seen that happen last shutdown at a conference.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (3Wri6)

255 Dack, its a customer.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (oNuK1)

256
Honeymooners never made me laugh.
Same with Lucy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (cFrcL)

257 Misconduct of DOJ personnel in the Uranium 1 deal can be directed by Session and he has reopened the investigation into this and the clinton emails as SOS. He can also take any referrals dealing with the DOJ IG to his regular staff of prosecutors or name another special counsel to do so. I suggest Rudy as he was pretty good at decapitating the mob in NYC in the day. I'm sure that he could well employ that experience with Clinton and Obama world.
Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 05:56 PM (acrHV)

What in the vast mess could not be attached to the 2016 election?

Hillary: Yeah. I took Uranium One money. I used it in the 2016 election.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (48QDY)

258 226 My next review will be Filipina stewardesses.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:58 PM (1SjXX)

~~~
Then do Singaporean. I used to hang out in a bar in Seoul where the Singapore Airlines flight attendants drank.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (hUqh+)

259 empire1 praying for the Mr

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 06:03 PM (aC6Sd)

260 191 Um, folks, prayers for Mr. Empire, please? He just told he he's losing vision in the lower part of his left eye. I promptly called his opthalmologist, and he has an appointment Wenesday morning, but divine help would be most appreciated as well.

--

I've been blind in one eye since i was seven. So be assured it isn't the end of the world, unless he's an NBA shooting guard...

That being said, prayers for health passed up the ladder

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (vChNs)

261 J.J. Sefton: "Mike Farrell is about as off the charts raving Marxist-Maoist as you can get."

Yeah, on MASH, it was not an act. The guy, IRL, is as red-thinking as the day is long. After the original cast lost Blake and Trapper, the show went downhill. Waaay too preachy and insisted upon itself with reckless abandon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (H8S+R)

262 So we got instructions on how to make papier mache and the teacher told us to make something at home and show it to the class on Monday.

I made dogshit, intending to hide it, but a kid grabbed it and showed it to everybody.

Mrs. Hargrove didn't find it nearly as hilarious as the kids did.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (398bZ)

263 All of your orphan socks are belong to us.


Posted by: Washing Machine AI


Just wait until they can teleport them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (tRaq7)

264 251 >>> I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is? Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 05:42 PM (+lOpA)

This. Once heard cannot be unheard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobfMSwXm60
Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)


15 million guys named Achmed just looked up, eyes wide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)

265 102 Im willowing bigly I know...but in the Google spy thread someone axed why would a washing machine have wifi.

Answer is IOT, internet of things. Machines transmit data and are monitored for defects, maintenance needed, etc. They can even fix themselves via remote software updates. This will save a ton of money going forward in maintenance/repair costs. Washing machines, turbines, jet engines, you name it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (lM7Jl)

***

Yeah. F*ck that sh*t. I do not want my clothes washing machine surfing the web while I am at work. That's why I had kids, thankyouverymuch.

I want my clothes washing machine to wash clothes. Period. Why there is even a debate about this shows how stupid as a race we have become and how we have not heeded one word of warning of just about every science fiction writer, thinker.

Everyone who thinks this is a good idea please leave and re read Farenheit 451 and 1984, and really read them this time, not the cliff notes. Then come back and tell us when you have disconnected your toaster from the internet

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 06:05 PM (0YSzp)

266 Maude isn't so bad because of course our gal Adrienne Barbeau, but also because it makes fun of liberals. That was still allowed back then.

Sure it was pushing a lib view, but they would make fun of Maude for having shallow liberal pretensions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 06:05 PM (4ErVI)

267
15 million guys named Achmed just looked up, eyes wide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
hehehe..my office mates want to know why I'm laughing..and I can't tell them

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

268 *weeping hysterically*

IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!

Posted by: Alan Alda at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (xPJvm)

269 197 187 rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+


yeah it's horrible. and hawkeye is such a sexual harrasser! Alda really needs to acknowledge all the damage he did.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (nFwvY)

270 246, the whole Bush family is indicating their butthurt except for their one practicing politician who can't say it in Texas and some ancillary family members running in various places. He is also criticizing the US overseas. That is a cowardly move just like the Dixie Chicks.

Romney ain't much better.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (acrHV)

271 I remind everyone that the day the Clinton Foundation came under scrutiny that they scrubbed the landing page of language about how it was not a traditional charity, but rather a convener of the like-minded to address given issues. POOF! Gone.

I'm sure it's just another coincidence in the National Strategic Clinton Coincidence Reserve. You know, in case we run low someday.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (zuaBT)

272 I can't watch MASH because it brings to mind how horribly disfigured Loretta Swit is.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (hUqh+)

273 216 Every time he has opened his mouth since PDT was a candidate and especially as President, Bush has not missed a chance to bash him and sound more like a democrat than most democrats.

Wish some illegal would steal his damn identity. He and his equally sanctimonious wife can just drop off the face of earth with the rest of the bush family.

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (OLS0m)

274 Star Wars IX: Magic Glitter Girls in Invisible Spacepants Dominate Alien Lizard Heads

Totally Rated G. Totally.

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (5j7K1)

275 263 All of your orphan socks are belong to us.
Posted by: Washing Machine AI

Just wait until they can teleport them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:04 PM (tRaq7)


During the Depression, my grandparents took in laundry to make some extra cash. In the summer of '76 I went to visit Pop and remember seeing several gigantic pickle jars on the basement, crammed with one-off buttons and cuff links.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (mbhDw)

276 TRUMP SAID DOODY

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (m7Ta6)

277 37 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)



Say something like "Yeah especially after that video of him being caught saying to Putin how he can be more flexible after the election." Wait a second "Oh wait that was Obama who said that to Putin."

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (lKs2v)

278 Looking forward to Northernlurker's international stewardess rankings

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (hMwEB)

279 Then come back and tell us when you have disconnected your toaster from the internet

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 06:05 PM


I've been assured it's a good thing to be able to start toast a half hour before you leave work which is 10 miles away. Right here.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (2FqvZ)

280 274 Star Wars IX: Magic Glitter Girls in Invisible Spacepants Dominate Alien Lizard Heads

Totally Rated G. Totally.
Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (5j7K1)


Sounds more like "Star Wars: Title IX."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (mbhDw)

281 Lock her up!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (hyuyC)

282 rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.

The first three seasons with Wayne Rogers as Trapper and Larry Gelbart shepherding the writing are still good. When Alda started the transformation into a morality play...ick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (zuaBT)

283 It'd be different if he had regularly commented on domestic politics, but he didn't. He let down the people who voted for him, and now he's trashing the person whom they've elected to clean up Obama's mess, adding insult to injury.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:01 PM (W+vEI)
*************

Obama is Bush's mess. He spent his second term prepping DC for him, and Iraq a confused mess that the Horde could have operated better, and Iran which should have been under our thumb before he left office.

Oh, and Hank (better than Volker) Paulson.

He and his family screwed us going and coming.


Yes I voted for him twice and didn't begin to understand till the last six months of his reign.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (zfFAh)

284 The MASH. Movie football scene was one of the best, the other was that Burt Reynolds one I can't remember the name of.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)

285 Can someone explain what in the blue hell Mueller is investigating? The FBI has out and out proof that the Clintons are in a pay for play scheme with Russia, yet Mueller is investigating Trump?

This so transparently stupid that I can't fathom it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (DB+mR)

286 203 "isn't W the cuck who coined the magic lie about mujslim being the religion of peace? spit. "

the religion of (rest in) peace

nice outreach program, "convert or die".

Much more peaceful than arguing about theology ...
peaceful you convert, or rest in peace,
how you want your "peace" served up?
Posted by: illiniwek

-------------------------

and the left gives missionaries shit for evangelizing while also helping the locals with ditch digging and what not.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (V3U1L)

287 >>>I've been assured it's a good thing to be able to start toast a half hour before you leave work which is 10 miles away

Put the toaster in the washing machine.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (3Wri6)

288 Will pray for Mr. Empire.

So will I.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (tRaq7)

289 284 The MASH. Movie football scene was one of the best, the other was that Burt Reynolds one I can't remember the name of.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)


The Longest Yard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (mbhDw)

290 Form giant Jedizord!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (0XvLg)

291 watching the eagles parade kicked up my estimation of the team and its fanbase up a point. so theyre at one.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (V3U1L)

292 Did Mega chime in with TRUMP SAID DOODY yet?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

293 257, investigations have already been opened and not by Rosenstein.

I'm pretty sure they have a plan to roll this stuff out day by day by day. People start to crack--notice another FBI resignation today--Comey's PR guy, amd DOJ NSD attorney yesterday. Obama is largely AWOL and Chillery is making insane remarks. It is getting to them.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (acrHV)

294 Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (2FqvZ)

****

Touche madame, Touche.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (0YSzp)

295 Aha! There he is at 276!

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

296 292 Did Mega chime in with TRUMP SAID DOODY yet?
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

@ 276

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (mbhDw)

297 the other was that Burt Reynolds one I can't remember the name of.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


when he tried to hire the Driver Brothers?

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (nFwvY)

298 Can someone explain what in the blue hell Mueller is investigating? The FBI has out and out proof that the Clintons are in a pay for play scheme with Russia, yet Mueller is investigating Trump?

Whether Trump obstructed justice for firing Comey...on the recommendation of Rod Rosenstein.

Yes, if you think about it too much your head will hurrrrrrrrt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (zuaBT)

299 What's the deal with Asians and face masks?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (1SjXX)

300 sporks announcer Chris Collingsworth
is the billy goat pied piper

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (WX+x0)

301 284 The MASH. Movie football scene was one of the best, the other was that Burt Reynolds one I can't remember the name of.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)

The first "The Longest Yard".

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (hUqh+)

302 Maybe Mueller will determine that Trump was behind the Anthrax attacks.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (lKs2v)

303 Sending prayers for Mr. Empire!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

304
I still cannot believe Rosenstein is in charge of this stuff. The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

305 There are many in DC who deserve a llamathrust.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (0XvLg)

306 285 Can someone explain what in the blue hell Mueller is investigating? The FBI has out and out proof that the Clintons are in a pay for play scheme with Russia, yet Mueller is investigating Trump?

This so transparently stupid that I can't fathom it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (DB+mR)


He seems to have gone quiet lately.
Makes me wonder whether he's going to call it quits, or refocus on Hillary.

Having said that, I'm wondering if he's started on Hillary, doesn't want to get Arkancided, and that's the reason he's quiet.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (DofIg)

307 Watergate now seems so puny by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (42M22)

308 I am not sure how the former POTUS is staying out of the news cycles. His ego and pettiness shouldn't be letting any of this get by without comment. Smarter than we suspected, somehow doing nefarious things without the news shouters singing his praises, or just enjoying retirement after the completion of his long con?

Posted by: Downcast at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (SeZMM)

309 299 What's the deal with Asians and face masks?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (1SjXX)

Illness control.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (hUqh+)

310 This. Once heard cannot be unheard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobfMSwXm60
Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)


hehe, thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (fceHP)

311 Thanks, folks!

Christopher, I hope it's something simple, too -- but we both had cataracts done about five years ago.

Bluebell -- they offered him an appointment tomorrow, but I already had one for what sent me to the hospital in December, then his doc is going to be in surgery ... Wed was the best I could do. Not easy when both need appointments, and not about to change doctors when he has one who knows his current problems unless there's no choice.

Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (D48j9)

312 285 Can someone explain what in the blue hell Mueller is investigating? The FBI has out and out proof that the Clintons are in a pay for play scheme with Russia, yet Mueller is investigating Trump?

This so transparently stupid that I can't fathom it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 08, 2018 06:08 PM (DB+mR)




Substitute "partisan" for "stupid", and then you CAN fathom it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (ujg0T)

313 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)
...........

Did the stylist give her a buzz cut with a #3 blade... by accident? *wink wink*

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (HgMAr)

314 Death by a thousand cuts?

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

315 The Uranium One scandal has been hiding in plain sight for years. It was the centerpiece of Schweizer's Clinton Cash.

That book published early in the campaign that MSM dismissed and ignored

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (n+6mJ)

316 88
Domestic airlines are staffed by...um...older women...with er,
ample...waistlines...whose appeal has grown more selective. I blame
unions.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (hUqh+)

Thats a safety hazard right there.

Posted by: Glen Beck at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (4CCz5)

317 299. High concentration of people, enclosed spaces. Also, at least for & with Chinese, a tradition of not stifling a sneeze, covering a cough. Oh, and they spit. Spit like camels.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

318 criticisms on the war on terror and W.

1. of course it's a forever war. The muzzies spit out kids like crazy.
2. we never ID'd mainstream izlam as the problem so those kids keep getting indoctrinated
3. our insane immigration policy is based on a bizzare reading of the 14th amendment that we need a mix of everyone in here instead of, nah...we are who we already are. thanks.
4. so now we're fighting bombing in boston, trucks in NYC, and workplace shootings by muz diersity hires in Cali. Somali pirates with badges in Minnesota shooting yoga teachers...and more keep landing and getting on welfare.
5. trump is good...but we still don't have actual leadership to go beyond "radical islamic terror" to "global sharia advocates" and "close the fucking border to them all, sorryboutit"
6. Turkey, a member of NATO with nuclear weapons stationed therein, is now a member of the global sharia cause. oopsie.
7. hate filled anti-american liberals have teamed up to proselytize for islam through our treasonous hate filled teachers unions.

sad.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (V3U1L)

319 Did Mega chime in with TRUMP SAID DOODY yet?
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (ctuyM)

320 Whether Trump obstructed justice for firing Comey...on the recommendation of Rod Rosenstein.


YES...that can't be repeated often enough...that fuck rosenstein advised PDT to fire comey's ass and then let's a special prosecutor investigate PDT for obstruction? WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (yhDTK)

321 Damn Beck scok

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (4CCz5)

322 How you doin'?

Posted by: a smart tv to the dryer at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (ewxPW)

323 TRUMP SAID DOODY SAID DOT COM

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

324 What's the deal with Asians and face masks?

===


Courtesy.

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (5j7K1)

325 302 Maybe Mueller will determine that Trump was behind the Anthrax attacks

LOL!

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (OLS0m)

326 274 Star Wars IX: Magic Glitter Girls in Invisible Spacepants Dominate Alien Lizard Heads

---

*** fingerwave ***

This isn't the pron you're looking for

*** moneyshot ***

Posted by: Obi Ron Jeremy at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (vChNs)

327 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair listening to a loud mouth broad rant about how Trump is going to jail any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM (oNuK1)
...........

I had that happen at a day spa recently while I and others were trying to relax during our mani/pedis. I complained to management that they should instruct clients to keep their yaps shut as it is disturbing to others trying to relax.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

328
Entire Bush family are multi generation spooks.

Obama same thing.

Clinton's are white trash spooks that the bloodline made a huge mistake allowing in.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (uG7LM)

329 so, basically, islam teamed up with globohomo to destroy the entirety of the west and they're just waiting for any white christian over the age of 33 to die.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (V3U1L)

330 What's the deal with Asians and face masks?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour


They were them if they have a cold. It's a damned good idea.

I fucking hate coworkers who come to work hacking coughing and sneezing everywhere. They should be locked in a room with other sick people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (UCeQo)

331 The Clinton Early years....
Da-a-a-a-a-a-ady!
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-ama!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (0tfLf)

332 White Hats vs. Black Hats. Who is who, and who will win?

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (uG7LM)

333 trump said pusssy!!@#!@

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (V3U1L)

334 watching the eagles parade kicked up my estimation of the team and its fanbase up a point. so theyre at one.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM


I felt like I was living in Syria today with all the F-16s flying overhead in prep for overflying the Eagles rally. Those suckas put out the db's.

Haven't seen that many overhead since 9/12/2001.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (2FqvZ)

335 -
--
"recuse myself from any existing or future investigations of any matter
relating in any way to the campaigns for president of the United States"

-------------------------

Got you. Hillary, being one of the candidates of said election, renders you recused from investigating her.





Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (RVcmP)

336 Fleep flurp floobity-Floo tas7$rty!!1!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 08, 2018 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

*blink blink blink, chew, blink blink blink, chew*

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (HgMAr)

337 If Hillary goes to jail it shouldn't be one of those fancy schmancy American ones. It needs to be a shithole prison in a shithole country with a pay for your own diaper policy.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (FQzpW)

338 Y all are going based on the hyperbole people are trying to selll.

There are no facts to back up a criminal complaint. I do not believe anyone credible has even alleged facts.

That is why DOJ has done zero

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (+Y04j)

339 Deep State Globohomos.
I think I saw them in concert, but then they erased my history so I dont remember who they opened for.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (3Wri6)

340 291 watching the eagles parade kicked up my estimation of the team and its fanbase up a point. so theyre at one.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (V3U1L)


---

on the binary scale?

*** lubes anus ***

Posted by: Eagles Fan at February 08, 2018 06:16 PM (vChNs)

341 So Im sitting inthe beauty salon with goop in my hair
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at February 08, 2018 06:00 PM


Goop is the website. Might I suggest Fur Oil?

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (ctuyM)

342 when he tried to hire the Driver Brothers?

Speaking of, actor Mickey Jones just passed away. Played "that biker dude" in a lot of movies.

Started off as a drummer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (tRaq7)

343 Deep State Globohomo opened for BoDeans at Summerfest in 1992

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (V3U1L)

344 The Longest Yard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:09 PM (mbhDw)

---

ummm, aren't they all 3 feet?

Posted by: Eagles Fan at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (vChNs)

345 325 302 Maybe Mueller will determine that Trump was behind the Anthrax attacks

LOL!
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2018 06:14 PM (OLS0m)

~~~

Well, Richard Jewell died and narrowed the field of suspects.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (hUqh+)

346 339. Pet Shop Boys. Read it on /pol.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (fA1SL)

347 If you follow the money, lots of money went into the Foundation from foreign sources and went out to support
Hillary's campaign. Illegal campaign contributions and emoluments too

Easy to prove if someone dug


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (n+6mJ)

348 so THAT's the billy goat tic!!! ROFL!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (V2Yro)

349
when he tried to hire the Driver Brothers?
Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (nFwvY)

---

that was ass-balls, not footballs

Posted by: Eagles Fan at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (vChNs)

350 You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (ctuyM)
............

No hILLRY corruption thread would be complete without it.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (HgMAr)

351 From the last thread, but it is apropos. Why in the hell is Drudge not putting up any of this shit? I mean it's great that some room mate beat his roomie of stale Cap't crunch, but what the fuck Matt?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:34 PM (+1EJs)
*****************************
Was on Drudge and I was thinking the same thing.
The articles that caught my attention were:
Impeach group hires 50
Dems target 101 seats.
did not have the stomach or nerve to click on them.
Is it time to panic?... because I sure am.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (PvFoN)

352
Seems to me the informant laid out plenty of facts of criminalization.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 06:19 PM (r+sAi)

353 >>>Well, Richard Jewell died and narrowed the field of suspects.

FATSHAMER!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 06:19 PM (3Wri6)

354 298 Can someone explain what in the blue hell Mueller is investigating? The FBI has out and out proof that the Clintons are in a pay for play scheme with Russia, yet Mueller is investigating Trump?

Whether Trump obstructed justice for firing Comey...on the recommendation of Rod Rosenstein.

Yes, if you think about it too much your head will hurrrrrrrrt.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:11 PM (zuaBT)

Yet everyone in Washington keeps saying the Mueller and Rosenstein are above reproach... they are supremely honorable and competent... and totes non partisan....

Need I say it.... they are... TOP MEN....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

355 Well, Richard Jewell died and narrowed the field of suspects.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:17 PM (hUqh+)

So Mueller is looking for a one-armed man?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 06:19 PM (FQzpW)

356 also, enjoy the pandemic, folks.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:20 PM (V3U1L)

357 "During the Depression,.. remember seeing several gigantic pickle jars on the basement, crammed with one-off buttons and cuff links." JJ

yeah my mom saved all buttons, sewed things. Patches on the knees was common for kids. Now if a couple buttons pop off, just by a new (made in Singapore) shirt.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 06:20 PM (bT8Z4)

358 320, a Gov. Perry faced a similar bs charge before he left the governor's mansion where the Travis County DA went on a deranged rant in a DUI situation. Perry was being charged for some bs crime from threatening to veto any bill that funded that woman's office if she was not removed for misconduct. Had to go to Court of Appeals if I remember to stomp on that one. The major issue was, of course, political and designed to kneecap Perry from running for President in 2016.

It is pretty clear that FBI Director Comey served at the pleasure of the President and could be removed by him regardless of what Congress or the courts think. See the case of Humphrey's Executor (hint--FBI director is not quasi judicial in nature but political and administrative).

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:20 PM (acrHV)

359 And The American media slept.... Or covered/or encouraged dim/hillbitch/JEF corruption and criminality.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 08, 2018 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

360 347 If you follow the money, lots of money went into the Foundation from foreign sources and went out to support
Hillary's campaign. Illegal campaign contributions and emoluments too

Easy to prove if someone dug


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (n+6mJ)

Hey.... we're just hanging with Sessionzzzzz...

Posted by: Federal Election Commission at February 08, 2018 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

361 307 Watergate now seems so puny by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2018 06:12 PM (42M22)

It was.

The only reason Watergate became WATERGATE was because REPUBLICAN!!

Otherwise, it was just nasty politics as usual.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 06:21 PM (7UW64)

362 354, yeah top made men in Clintonworld. I hear that you have commit at least one act of obstruction of justice to even be considered for being made.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:21 PM (acrHV)

363 from the movie playing in the liberal's brain..."noooo, that's discredited attack ads against hillary. nananana"

geez, remember al gore -at a potus debate- said that W used a line from an attack ad...as if that's like a logical fallacy that's self-evidently wrong. they brains can't handle no counterfacts or badideas.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:21 PM (V3U1L)

364 I think Bush II would still be silent on the president if Trump hadn't rubbed Jeb!'s face in the dirt. Politicians seem to get extra douchy when their ego or their family gets snubbed.

Posted by: Downcast at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (SeZMM)

365 362. Ha! 'I take your Mass card, I light it on fire.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)

366 O/T cattiness: latest issue of Vogue includes headline, "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

Hard to feel badly for a woman who treats her reproductive organs like party favors, and encourages others to do the same via her tv show and book tour that doubled as a PP fundraiser.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

367
As long as rosenstein is there, I will remain pessimistic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

368 Rey, Finn, and Poe in sailor scout uniforms.

They tried it with Chebacca but he ripped someone's arms off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2018 06:23 PM (0XvLg)

369 I think Bush II would still be silent on the president if Trump hadn't rubbed Jeb!'s face in the dirt. Politicians seem to get extra douchy when their ego or their family gets snubbed.
Posted by: Downcast at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (SeZMM)

yeah because Fredo and his pals said such nice things about Bush when he was running for President and after he got in?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 06:23 PM (yhDTK)

370 "During the Depression,.. remember seeing several gigantic pickle jars on the basement, crammed with one-off buttons and cuff links." JJ

yeah my mom saved all buttons, sewed things. Patches on the knees was common for kids. Now if a couple buttons pop off, just by a new (made in Singapore) shirt.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 06:20 PM


Yeah, the toughest job right now for 'Baby Boomers'? Cleaning out the homes of their parents who lived through the depression.

Took the wife and I six months. So much stuff, so little value.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 06:23 PM (2FqvZ)

371 364 I think Bush II would still be silent on the president if Trump hadn't rubbed Jeb!'s face in the dirt. Politicians seem to get extra douchy when their ego or their family gets snubbed.
Posted by: Downcast at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (SeZMM)



W has just about as big a hard on for illegals as his brother does. He would have opened his mouth about Trump trashing them even without the insult to his low energy brother.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 06:24 PM (lKs2v)

372 Then we could really badger the hell out you\
Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 05:52 PM (zfFAh)

I hope not. While I would love for him to have a guest post, badgering him? Not-so-much.

I've been coming here and searching for JackStraw's nic (control F) just to see what he is writing for real information on these proceedings. So far, everything he's "hypothesized" I've been able to track via government documents (his posts lead me on a breadcrumb trail) or via the not-msm-media.

Posted by: Ann at February 08, 2018 06:24 PM (jtHQy)

373 O/T cattiness: latest issue of Vogue includes headline, "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

*hoists a Guinness in celebration*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:24 PM (tRaq7)

374 364, I don't think the Bush family has realized that they need to leave the stage. They are done. Finis. The more he talks, the more people are reminded why his approval levels were so low in 2006. Especially on immigration.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:24 PM (acrHV)

375 Have an image of Fredo and Bush together but they both keep trading places.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (zfFAh)

376 >> 299. High concentration of people, enclosed spaces. Also, at least for & with Chinese, a tradition of not stifling a sneeze, covering a cough. Oh, and they spit. Spit like camels.

Booger eaters too. No bones about picking one in public and eating it in front of you.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (r9UYA)

377 GW has a brother? I thought that was determined to be a stuffed plushie toy.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (hUqh+)

378 >>>so THAT's the billy goat tic!!! ROFL!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo<<<

Ch-el-el-el-sea!

preview.tinyurl.com/yc84l532

Posted by: Washing Machine AI at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (bJ0w+)

379 351 Is it time to panic?... because I sure am.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM (PvFoN)

I suspect that the big Blue Wave in November will not happen. In fact, just the opposite might.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

380 Lena Dunham infertile?

Two legged manatees hardest hit

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (0XvLg)

381 His brother from another mother.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (r9UYA)

382 our insane immigration policy is based on a bizzare reading of the 14th amendment

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (V3U1L)

THIS^^^^^

THIS^^^^^

THIS^^^^^

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (48QDY)

383 Years ago, I was having a conversation with a friend from South Korea when the subject of MASH came up. According to her, a majority of Koreans hated MASH since it made them look poor, backwards, etc.

Every time I see a media event celebrating the show, I have to roll my eyes thinking "No Allan, it's not loved everywhere."

Posted by: another joe at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (gGNnm)

384 Father God, it's by the stripes on your Son's back we are healed.
We ask now, in the name of your only begotten, that your healing powers be applied to Mr. Empire's eyes.
May the healing you bring be a cause for the dropping of scales from other's eyes.

Thanks Dad!

Posted by: teej at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (1Zi6N)

385 "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

Good.

Posted by: Satan at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

386 366 O/T cattiness: latest issue of Vogue includes headline, "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

Hard to feel badly for a woman who treats her reproductive organs like party favors, and encourages others to do the same via her tv show and book tour that doubled as a PP fundraiser.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

Not catty to be pleased that a waste of air and flesh is not going reproduce.

Just honestly and pragmatism.

I thought the only good babies were aborted babies, but maybe she regrets not being able to abort?

Sick woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM (7UW64)

387 377, I guess that stuffed plushie toy would qualify as low energy.

Please clap.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM (acrHV)

388 >>I suspect that the big Blue Wave in November will not happen. In fact, just the opposite might.

I agree. The GOP will benefit again from PDT.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM (r9UYA)

389 Winchester was a much more interesting and broad character, but rewatching MASH is unbearable. Its just not anywhere near as good as I remember.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+) "

Agreed, I've watched a few recently because I remember I used to like it, but now it's like "that wasn't even funny, it's just boring."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM (V2Yro)

390 Dunham infertile? Is she looking into IVF?


How's she supposed to exercise 'choice' if she's not able to abort an infant?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)

391 we're too scared to come out

Posted by: Lena's eggs at February 08, 2018 06:28 PM (vChNs)

392
pretty funny from the weird news dept:

https://tinyurl.com/y925qrzw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

393 382 our insane immigration policy is based on a bizzare reading of the 14th amendment

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:13 PM (V3U1L)

THIS^^^^^

-----------------------------

libs be like "the 2nd amendment was written when guns were basically heavy slingshots and must be read that way"

libs then be like "the 14th amendment while written at a time when the USA was 92% white with one ethnic minority of note (well, maybe 2) has to be interpreted in a modern way as a call to match the population demographics of the world...or something, just get us new voters"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (V3U1L)

394 Lena Dunham infertile?

Two legged manatees hardest hit

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (0XvLg)
...........

extinction level event

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (HgMAr)

395 The only aspect of Jeb Bush that I liked was when he talked about his wife..and came across as still being madly in love with her. Other than that...pffttt

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

396 Hey, Sessions - Hillary was smoking WEED in her basement!!! WEED!!!! Good people don't smoke WEED!!!

You'd better investigate her, pronto. Also, there was some other stuff about colluding with Russia and bribes and stuff, which you can throw in there to get her for smoking WEED!!!!

Posted by: Unnamed Informant at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (GdJ+p)

397 390 Dunham infertile? Is she looking into IVF?

Has she tried putting some pebbles in there?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

398 I missed the last thread. Did we figure out what a billy goat tic is?

Yeah, her voice. She has this odd warbly thing she does like she's almost laughing as she talks
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This isnt about me, is it? I mean, it could be, but not this time.

Posted by: Shakira at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (nILVB)

399 hey, you try being talented enough to get a $600K salary from NBC!

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 06:30 PM (V3U1L)

400 Took the wife and I six months. So much stuff, so little value.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 06:23 PM (2FqvZ)


Yeah, not looking forward to that. The real problem will be that my mom is going to live until she's about 124, but she hasn't remembered anything for longer than 2 minutes since 1998. She also refuses to part with anything. I've been sneaking over there when she's out and throwing things out of the refrigerator, but only from the back of the shelves, where she wouldn't notice.

I'm not quite strong enough to stand up to her wrath.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 06:30 PM (7UW64)

401 383 Years ago, I was having a conversation with a friend from South Korea when the subject of MASH came up. According to her, a majority of Koreans hated MASH since it made them look poor, backwards, etc.

Posted by: another joe at February 08, 2018 06:26 PM (gGNnm)



As stupidly leftist as the show and many of its actors, let alone characters, were, one can argue that in 1950 Korea WAS backward.

Today, the ROK is an amazingly modern place. The Norks, on the other hand....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (ujg0T)

402
"Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."


I will scar up your fallopian tubes.

Jus' sayin'.


You might want to think about letting all and sundry up in there, ya'know.

Posted by: Chlamydia at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (E3rQ4)

403 I fucking hate coworkers who come to work hacking coughing and sneezing everywhere. They should be locked in a room with other sick people.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:15 PM (UCeQo)

I have told more than one employee, "Sick leave has more than one purpose. When you're too sick to work, stay home. And don't bring your crud to work to infect everyone else, even though you think you can tough it out."

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (48QDY)

404 Just imagine the "kids" if Chelsea were to marry this guy:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/a-christmas-greeting-from-goat-boy/2845610

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (V2Yro)

405 I suspect that the big Blue Wave in November will not happen. In fact, just the opposite might.

The Prog/Dims haven't done themselves any favors lately after their pitifully embarrassing performance at the SOTU, Nazi Pelousi's dictator-length "speech" and the Russia collusion case going sideways.

They've always lived in some sort of fantasy world, but are obviously in search of new ones at light speed.

They're about to go Plaid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

406
O/T cattiness: latest issue of Vogue includes headline, "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

Hard to feel badly for a woman who treats her reproductive organs like party favors, and encourages others to do the same via her tv show and book tour that doubled as a PP fundraiser.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)
*****************************
Lena Dunham:
"I haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had."
Please spare me the "Heartbreak."

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2018 06:31 PM (PvFoN)

407 That pelvic inflammatory disease is a bitch.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

408 This isnt about me, is it? I mean, it could be, but not this time.
Posted by: Shakira at February 08, 2018 06:29 PM (nILVB



Just shut up and shake your ass.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 06:32 PM (lKs2v)

409 I agree. The GOP will benefit again from PDT.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM (r9UYA)



And for all too many of them, this will happen despite themselves. PDT is saving all too many of the GOP from themselves.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

410 I shudder to think at the horror that Lena Dunham would visit on a child.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

411 Re 388, Clinton claimed the benefit of impeachment and the no positive agenda killed Republicans in 98 midterms. In 02, script flipped and Dem's endless attacks on Reps. and no agenda sank the Dems.

The GOP has to demonstrate that it can govern beyond tax cuts to win in 18. Things are improving but the constant negativity has kept Trump and Co from getting full credit yet. Hopefully, there is enough time to do that. Immigration, random important domestic and foreign events, and the dueling investigation effects remain to be seen.

That requires unity of command and message. Ryan finally seems to be getting it, McConnell still is seeking approval of his bud Mr. Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (acrHV)

412 One thing you can always count on is leftists projecting their own crimes and corruption onto their opponents. They never disappoint.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

413 She could always clone herself, you know, like that monkey.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (HgMAr)

414 410. Lovecraft's 'The Dunbitch Horror'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:34 PM (fA1SL)

415 413 She could always clone herself, you know, like that monkey.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:33 PM (HgMAr)

The monkey was cuter, and had a personality.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 06:34 PM (7UW64)

416 If Lena Dunham does get pregnant the baby would look like two D cells with a plastic nose just like its father.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:34 PM (hUqh+)

417 403 I fucking hate coworkers who come to work hacking coughing and sneezing everywhere. They should be locked in a room with other sick people.
======

Heh. We have one who is hardly ever in the office, comes and goes as she pleases. However, when shes at deaths door with some horrible communicable infection, she is right at her desk from 8AM to 430PM for the duration.

Its fucking bizarre.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 06:34 PM (nILVB)

418 empire1,
I had cataract surgery 7 years back. Started losing vision in my right eye a while back. Got it checked out and fixed two days ago.
The membrane that was the back of the original lens started to become opaque. I had to sit around for 30 minutes with drops for dilation, numbing, and eye pressure, then 10 seconds in front of the laser. I hope this is all that is bothering him.
Prayers up...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (2IbsJ)

419 nood

Posted by: Lena's eggs at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (vChNs)

420 Whoever posted the goat video of Chelzzzy thanks.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (r9UYA)

421 n00d serious respected newsman Jake Tapper

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (lKs2v)

422 Nood - Clapper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

423 If Lena Dunham does get pregnant the baby would look like two D cells with a plastic nose just like its father.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:34 PM (hUqh+)
..........

and she'd give birth sitting on a toilet taking selfies.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

424 374 364, I don't think the Bush family has realized that they need to leave the stage. They are done. Finis. The more he talks, the more people are reminded why his approval levels were so low in 2006. Especially on immigration.
Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:24 PM (acrHV)



I have said this to many people again and again, Left and Right alike: It was NOT the Iraq War and nation-building delusions that brought Dubya's ratings down, although that did not help. It was his immigration delusions that really did it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (ujg0T)

425 410. Lovecraft's 'The Dunbitch Horror'.

At the Mountains of Flabness

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (p8Rx3)

426 Just watched local news.

CBS national was, of course, next.

First of all, David Muir is creepy.

Lead with TRUMP STAFFER RESIGNS.

Next, HOW THE STOCK MARKET FAIL WILL AFFECT YOUR 401K.

Now THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUT DOWN.

Good night, if there are real people watching this, and believing this, WASTF.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (48QDY)

427 Bush pegged himself when, as governor, he banned offshore drilling.

Kennybunkport children they were and are.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (zfFAh)

428 SCOTUS only binding ruling on the topic only applies to children born of legal residents. Congress expressly excludes children of diplomats born in the US. It can exclude anchor babies by statute today

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (n+6mJ)

429 I suspect that the big Blue Wave in November will not happen. In fact, just the opposite might.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM


I agree. The GOP will benefit again from PDT.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 06:27 PM

===================================


I wish I could be as optimistic as you guys. Mark me [ X ] Concerned.

Trump won't be on any ballot in 2018. That's the kicker. There's a percentage of voters who only bothered to vote in 2016 because Trump's name was on the ballot. Many of whom were not people voted ordinarily. How many of them will get out to vote this year without Trump on the ballot to motivate them?

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (EzdLW)

430 Was on Drudge and I was thinking the same thing.
The articles that caught my attention were:
Impeach group hires 50
Dems target 101 seats.
did not have the stomach or nerve to click on them.
Is it time to panic?... because I sure am.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2018 06:18 PM

I am not worried about the impeach people. They've been screeching about it since day one. Unhinged fucking loons. (No offense to loons) It's just puzzling that Drudge isn't really putting up any of these stories about all this corruption. He's lost his edge a bit I think.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (+1EJs)

431 Re 388, Clinton claimed the benefit of impeachment and the no positive agenda killed Republicans in 98 midterms.

The GOP got killed in '98? I certainly don't recall that. 4 seats flipped from GOP to Dem in 1998. That's it. There was no change in the Senate. By 2000, the GOP had control of the House, the Senate and the White House.

Yeah .... that was the awful result of the impeachment. Terrible.

In 02, script flipped and Dem's endless attacks on Reps. and no agenda sank the Dems.

The dems lost out because they were pretty much the party of America's enemies and 9/11 shone a bit of a light on that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (8gDQu)

432 Governor Jeb Bush banned drilling off the Florida coast.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (zfFAh)

433 Nood
Tapper

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (xJa6I)

434 "Perry was being charged for some bs crime from threatening to veto any bill that funded that woman's office if she was not removed for misconduct. Had to go to Court of Appeals if I remember to stomp on that one."

Good analogy - in fact, the bill WAS passed and Perry used a line-item veto to cut the funding of that office, like he said he would. The dems claimed this was some kind of oppression, or something.

The appeals court gave it a simple analysis - Did Perry have the legal authority to use a line item veto to cut that budget item? Yes, as Governor, he did.
Next, can you charge a public official with a crime for taking an action which they are legally authorized to do as part of the power of their office? No, you cannot. End of case.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (V2Yro)

435 382,393, not necessary. The real reason for the 14th Amendment's so called birthright citizenship provision was to overrule Dred Scott's ruling that African Americans, free or not, could never claim to be citizens of the U.S. as they were outside of the people.

The key limiting clause on birthright citizenship is whether the person is subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. That has really not be litigated and was only peripherally involved in Hamdi because his parents were here legally. The 1898 case of Won Kim dealt with a legal immigrant's child. No case has held that illegal immigrants children are citizens. The case of Native Americans is illustrative, if they lived on reservations, they were not treated as citizens of the U.S. but of their own Indian nation. Congress changed that by statute in the 1920's. Not the courts.

Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (acrHV)

436 Drudge has sold out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (V2Yro)

437 Good night, if there are real people watching this, and believing this, WASTF.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM

===================================

They do watch, and they do believe. I'm living with two of them.

Yesterday's NBC Nightly News, top 2 lead stories.

Member of PDT's "inner circle" ( Andrea Mitchell used that exact phrase ) RESIGNS.

EXCLUSIVE: RUSSIANS hacked 21 states' voter registration systems in 2016 election.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (EzdLW)

438 I suspect that the big Blue Wave in November will not happen. In fact, just the opposite might.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:25 PM (mbhDw)
******************************
From your lips to God's ears!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (PvFoN)

439 Teej, that was beautiful, and made me tear up -- thanks much!

I must say the "Thanks, Dad" at the end threw me for a bit of a loop, but then ... why not? My physical dad didn't mind, and took it as a sign of affection ... yeah, it fits. Thank you for that insight, as well.

Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (D48j9)

440 >>> 366 O/T cattiness: latest issue of Vogue includes headline, "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

She is one of my most despised celebs, yet I pity her and her heartbreak. Endometriosis is not fun. As a 30-something who has not yet had kids but wants to, I worry about fibroids, PCOS and infertility causing havoc when I finally try.

I've always felt a little bad for her. In her lunatic ravings it's obvious she wants traditional feminine things--like getting married in a big white dress, a family--but liberal feminism has taught her it is shameful to want them. The voice of a generation is above petty plebial desires! The mental schism of reconciling all of this has worked itself in deep it seems.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (hvf9s)

441 Hey Sessionzzz I'm a totally different guy than that dude in #396 up there, so this is totally independent corroboration. And the other day, I was walking past Hillary's house, and you know what I smelled? WEED. And I could hear a cackle from the basement which was totally Hillary (you know, people laugh when they smoke WEED). I also saw thick smoke billowing from an open basement window, kind of like in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke (did you see that, Jeff?). Anyway, there is really good reason to believe Hillary was smoking WEED!! in there ... and I also heard some talk about Russians and uranium and stuff. But the important thing, Mr. AG ... they were smoking WEED!!

Better open an investigation, pronto.

Posted by: Informant Code Name Pinky Swear at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (GdJ+p)

442
"Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

....

Darwin was on to something.

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (5j7K1)

443 The key limiting clause on birthright citizenship is whether the person is subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. That has really not be litigated and was only peripherally involved in Hamdi because his parents were here legally. The 1898 case of Won Kim dealt with a legal immigrant's child. No case has held that illegal immigrants children are citizens. The case of Native Americans is illustrative, if they lived on reservations, they were not treated as citizens of the U.S. but of their own Indian nation. Congress changed that by statute in the 1920's. Not the courts.
Posted by: whig at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (acrHV)

I've said this for years. JURISDICTION, bitchezz.

Does a regular American have standing?

AtC, where are you?

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (48QDY)

444 LizLem --

I had endometriosis. Total hysterectomy, including ovaries, then radiation. I was well beyond child-bearing by that time, though, so it was less bad for me than it probably is for her. But she has my prayers, 'cause it wasn't easy even at my age.

Posted by: empire1 at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (D48j9)

445
330 I fucking hate coworkers who come to work hacking coughing and sneezing everywhere. They should be locked in a room with other sick people.

They are. Or soon will be.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (v3pYe)

446 "Heartbreak: Lena Dunam Faces Infertility at Age 31."

....

Darwin was on to something.
Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (5j7K1)

Boyfriend comes down with ED.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:55 PM (48QDY)

447 Tonight's squirrel on ABC news with David Muir:

Porter punching wife, black eyes, bruises.

White House knew all. Defends him. Chief of Staff ignorant about it all.

Scandal!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2018 07:28 PM (5OEn4)

448 Both of the Clintons and both Podestas were on Putin's payroll for years. Hell--they were the original RUSSIAN BOTS!

But Putin wanted Trump to win? Right.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2018 08:48 PM (Ndje9)

449 Hillary: "The night janitor at State signed the Uranium Deal, not me!"

"17 Agencies" (three, really) said the Russians hacked the DNC's servers--and not one of them examined the server.

Compare that with the Uranium Deal. Every agency in town examined the Deal and signed off on it. Yet you've never heard even one of them explain why it was a good deal for America.

Even more telling: you've never heard one reporter ask the question.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2018 08:59 PM (Ndje9)

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