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Transgenders Sue Over Alabama's Driver License Policy of Requiring an Actual Sex-Change Surgery in Order to Claim a Change of Sex

Obviously this rule is crazy and racist.

Three transgender people sued an Alabama state agency on Tuesday, alleging its policy requiring proof of gender surgery to change the gender indicator on driver’s licenses was discriminatory.

The lawsuit filed by the American Civil Liberties Union said the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency’s policy denied transgender people access to identification, and applicants were forced to release medical information to get driver’s licenses.

"Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity," ACLU lawyer Gabriel Arkles said on a conference call with reporters.

My gender is "Dinosaur." Please update your records accordingly.

Update: If You Insist That Your Potential Mates Have Their Original Factory Genitals, You're a Racist. I've covered this nonsense before -- with guys with penises who say they're girls calling lesbians "transphobes" for not wanting to sleep with, well, a guy with a penis, and of course trans-"women" who are angry that non-gay-men (or gay men, for that matter) aren't interested -- but it's back in the news for some reason.

Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM




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1

How else can you identify them?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:16 PM (fceHP)

2 I'm a giraffe.

Posted by: BK at February 07, 2018 03:17 PM (ZDe5Q)

3 Everyone should change their sex and race to black female lesbian.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:17 PM (1P4tP)

4 You will be forced to celebrate the LGBTTSGT lifestyle. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

5 Vaginasaurus Wrecks?

Posted by: Anthiny Weiner at February 07, 2018 03:17 PM (4e+hS)

6 they want fake IDs so they can get beer, I mean dick.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2018 03:18 PM (nFwvY)

7 They do realize that the Real ID law is going to start being enforced? No more state waivers.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:18 PM (1P4tP)

8 should have known the ACLU is behind it.. Trying to gin up a buck.Of course they will go judge shopping.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:18 PM (mpXpK)

9

Would make it hard to steal their identity.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:18 PM (fceHP)

10 I told you to call me Napoleon, dammit! Can't you see the hat?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (Aw9jS)

11 My dad's tits are almost as big as mine now.

Posted by: Katy Tur at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

12 If Alabama loses, they should put Transgender M to F, and Transgender F to M as options and require folks to use them.
Driver's licenses info tend to be used by the police in identifying a body, or info on a missing person. Should be accurate.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (NmR1a)

13 I identify as a President. Please put that on my license.

Posted by: President Hillary Clinton, rightful heir to the Slytherin at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (LISuA)

14 I am sure the choice of Alabama is totally a coincidence.

And, like Ace, I have decided on a gender: "Purple."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (p8Rx3)

15 I know! Let's sue them over THIS!!

Posted by: The ACFuckingLU at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (O5Q3r)

16 the judge should order the DMV to castrate them.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

17
My dad's tits are almost as big as mine now.

Posted by: Katy Tur at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (OD2ni)
======================

That's too much to Bear!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, reformed Scandi-American at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (LISuA)

18 without sacrificing their . . . dignity.

Whoa hahahahahahahah. Pull the other one now fella

Posted by: history at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (MiOEL)

19 Since license info is used for positive identification this makes sense. Just claiming you're something you are not should automatically disqualify your application.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

20 This is the kind of shit that alienates the low energy Independent voters.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (Iz8Py)

21 *piffle*

I identify as an android neko-grrl online. Though I don't insist my state's DMV acquiesce to my flights of fancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (3rGy6)

22 So, Ace, do the ladies love your "triceratop"? *wink wink*

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 07, 2018 03:20 PM (XKZwp)

23 Voter Suppression! Its Selma all over again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2018 03:21 PM (YV+SU)

24 I'm feeling a bit peckish. I may run down to closest ACLU office for a quick gnosh.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 07, 2018 03:21 PM (sjdRT)

25 I vote we start calling ace Steggy in honor of his change of species. Second?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 07, 2018 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

26 "ACLU lawyer Gabriel Arkles said on a conference call with reporters."


Just a hunch, but I'll bet Gabriel Arkles was annoying during class in law school (you fellow lawyers know the ones I'm talking about).

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 07, 2018 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

27 Since there are about 92 currently "identified" gender possibilities -I noticed there are some glaring ommissions:

When asked "What is your sex"
[ ] Always
[ ] Never (married)
[ ] Never (other)
[ ] Please?
[ ] Paid for

Posted by: Gender Curious at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (KivK+)

28 I'm suing Nevada over their crazy restrictions on opening a child care facility in your house.

It's nuts saying you have to return [every single one of the kids every day! What kind of stupid rule is that?!

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (LISuA)

29 I real judge would throw the case out and make the ACLU pay all the legal costs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (mpXpK)

30 We are all laughing while these nuts are voting. Get off your asses and vote in everything.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/democrat-flips-deep-red-house-seat-in-missouri

Posted by: BK at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (ZDe5Q)

31 Anybody noticing more and more lefty sites are eliminating comment sections online, and disabling comments on youtube, etc.

Because they know the vast majority of average citizens will call them on their bull###t with flaming vitriol.

The optics are not good.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (oyCqX)

32 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity," ACLU lawyer Gabriel Arkles said on a conference call with reporters.

A driver's license is a privilege, not a right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (slNe8)

33 And congrats, Trump will now carry Alabama unanimously in 2020.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (p8Rx3)

34 Sexual Tyrannosaurus is never on the forms to check off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

35 If I'd wanted dignity, I would have accepted my plot in life and bearing it with aplomb, courage and good humor thereby placed the laurel of dignity upon my own brow. Screw that. GIVE ME ATTENTION. NOW!

Posted by: transperson at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (t4krv)

36 Well the state of Alabama could employ the crotch kick to sort things out at the DMV. Those doing the worm dance on the DMV floor would be 'MALE'.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (YV+SU)

37 My gender is F-15E

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (xJa6I)

38 Everyone was annoying in law school. Law school was annoying in law school.

Posted by: NCKate at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (fVtAn)

39 This is the same ACLU who sued in court to represent an American with dual Saudi citizenship that was captured fighting for VagISIL in Syria.

This is the same ACLU who thought Trump was divisive for saying "American" too many times.

ACLU needs a MOAB.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (3rGy6)

40
Posted by: Katy Tur at February 07, 2018 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

She's the one who went on a twatter rampage mocking the good people of Ohio who told Trump of their plans for their tax cut when he was in Cinncinnati.

And her flying monkeys followed suit.

They're so full of shit. They care NOTHING about the working man, minorities, dreamers, trannies, nothing at all. They just want to stay with what they believe is the Kewl Kid Klique and support anything that keeps it in power.

If Schumer/Pelosi/Anderson Cooper decided that it is a good idea to repatriate African Americans to West Africa, most of them would sign on to the program.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (Iz8Py)

41 My state issued identification should not have any personally identifying information on it because privacy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

42 Any chance we can identify as 'Dolphin'? Everyone loves Dolphins.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (YV+SU)

43 I have two trans people in my extended family. They're nice folk. Bugfuck nuts, but so am I. Still, I really feel that the majority of the trans population consists of people who are being used by somebody. In the case of the post op trans, they have been mutilated at great expense by people who (so far as I can tell from what I read and hear) lie to them about how effective the operation is going to be. Oh, maybe they don't come flat out and say "You're going to wake up the sex you always thought you should be, and all your problems will be over" but I strongly suspect that that pitch is in there somewhere, between the lines. Post op Trans do not do well. Indeed they have a higher suicide rate than non-op Trans.

The Psychiatrists who go along with this scam should be tarred and feathered (and thereafter required to identify as birdbrains) and the ghouls who actually perform the operation should be struck off. No, they SHOULD be neutered with a blunt spoon. I'll SETTLE for them being struck off.

Posted by: cspschofield at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (KFl5F)

44 After seeing some recent pictures of Ivanka, I would like to identify as Jared Kushner.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (OD2ni)

45 And I hope the trannies are slapped down so hard they revert to xygotes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (xJa6I)

46 I have a modest proposal. Remove gender from driver's licenses, and substitute this:

Parallel parking:

[ ] No problem
[ ] Impossible. I'll drive around for half an hour to avoid it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (slNe8)

47 >>>And, like Ace, I have decided on a gender: "Purple."


I've changed my mind. My personal pronouns are now the two key riffs from Kashmir, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun (subject pronoun) and wong wong wong wong wa-wong wa wa wong (the possessive and object pronouns, obviously).

If you refer to me by anything else than these riffs from Kashmir, I'll have you thrown in jail.

Also I don't want you to just mouth out the pronouns; you need to have those riffs recorded in your phone and you have to play the audio samples when you refer to me.

That's all I'm asking -- is that really so much to ask?


Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (8rNrN)

48 I shall hasten thee to the nearest DMV and declare myself "Cheri - Queen of the Amazon" while wearing a tiger skin leotard, lizards in my hair, and fur boots!

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (oiNtH)

49 Sexual Tyrannosaurus is never on the forms to check off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

-----

It's extinct.



Check off "married".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (8XRCm)

50 For you Hard-Rockers out there...

"Ain't No Rest for the Triggered"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYd5cRlROE

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (Ckg4U)

51 True story: my first drivers license had "F" erroneously typed on it, even though at all relevant times I have possessed a wang. For years I received "Miss Teen USA" applications.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (RMlYr)

52 Sexual Tyrannosaurus is never on the forms to check off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

Ah, I know.

Posted by: Douchebag Jesse Ventura at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (suO/a)

53 The ACLU was founded as a communist organization and has not changed.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (mpXpK)

54 Also, if you can just "identify" as a gender we should all be female right now. We'll save an assload on every kind of insurance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2018 03:25 PM (p8Rx3)

55 www.turntexasbluemovement.org/

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 03:25 PM (mMMjw)

56 I like the idea of identifying as an attack helicopter.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:25 PM (Z5y53)

57
https://www.thedailybeast.com/democrat-flips-deep-red-house-seat-in-missouri
people came out of the woodwork to vote for Trump. Some had never voted in their lives. This group doesn't come out for special and off-year elections. Combine this with the extra energized communists, and that's how reliable republican seats are flipping.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:25 PM (Iz8Py)

58 So, you say you're gender fluid, eh?

Here's some scissors and glue. Every time you switch, use one of them.

Posted by: Alabama DMV Worker at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (iv0p7)

59 dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun has spoken.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (sjdRT)

60 let's stop all this nonsense and get rid of "Sex" as an entry in common forms and replace it with "Got dick?"

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (8rNrN)

61 47 >>>And, like Ace, I have decided on a gender: "Purple."


I've changed my mind. My personal pronouns are now the two key riffs from Kashmir, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun (subject pronoun) and wong wong wong wong wa-wong wa wa wong (the possessive and object pronouns, obviously).

If you refer to me by anything else than these riffs from Kashmir, I'll have you thrown in jail.

Also I don't want you to just mouth out the pronouns; you need to have those riffs recorded in your phone and you have to play the audio samples when you refer to me.

That's all I'm asking -- is that really so much to ask?


Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (8rNrN)

Actually, I'm ok with this. Love that riff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (xJa6I)

62 Okay, look, Transgender Dragon gave them this idea. I have no control over it, because, fire breathing. Duh.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (WlX38)

63 This suit should be a non-starter. The state has a legitimate interest in having Identifying information and pictures allow, ya know, actual identification. This suit is as much a loser as the suit brought by muslims because they were not allowed to take their DMV photo with their faces covered.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (xDKH6)

64
That's all I'm asking -- is that really so much to ask?

Hellz no, I love that riff.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (Iz8Py)

65 This whole thing is a big pile of insanely tedious crap. XX or XY, with a tiny minority XXY, is the rule of every cell in a human body. There is no such thing as transgendered. Call a spade a spade. These people are sick puppies who need the assistance of mental health professionals.

Shame on those who encourage these mentally ill xers.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (6knIi)

66 Whatever happened to North Carolina's suit like this?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (uDcBt)

67 I identify as Mila Kunis's bike seat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (89T5c)

68 If we had a few million conservatives go into their local DMV asking for an opposite-sex marker on their license--and then started using the opposite-sex bathroom at Target--this nonsense would all end within a couple years.
The power to win this war is within our hands. Embrace the nonsense. Be a transtrender.

Posted by: vrf at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (MwaUC)

69 Is this the transgender dragon from Google who also identifies as an office building?

So confused. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (3rGy6)

70 Did someone already make the Predator ref?

Ace is a ********** Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (ycWCI)

71 >>>36 Well the state of Alabama could employ the crotch kick to sort things out at the DMV.

Crocodile Dundee test is more accurate.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (RMlYr)

72 It seems that either lopping off, or sewing on would show a commitment to your claimed gender that simply uttering empty words doesn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (EyPfd)

73 Going to the DMV tomorrow to put in my request.

Posted by: Monk, Now a Minotaur at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (g4lFK)

74 A driver's license is a privilege, not a right.
=========

I guess you didn't get the memo.

Everything is a right now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

75 ACLU needs a MOAB.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:23 PM (3rGy6)


Arming the ACLU with large aerial bombs seems like a bad idea to me.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (Z5y53)

76 True story: my first drivers license had "F" erroneously typed on it, even though at all relevant times I have possessed a wang.

I've had that for 20 years now. Every attempt to correct it produces another license with "F" on it.

It's that (state) government efficiency at work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (slNe8)

77

from sidebar

I never watched Jessica Jones until I saw it mentioned here, then I tried and didn't finish it, and couldn't handle more than a few episodes of Punisher (maybe 2? and I was done).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (fceHP)

78 My gender? Face-eating spider.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

79 I don't really think they'll fool anyone and judge shopping isn't going to go well for them seeing as how fedco has been stacking the AL court systems with black judges for decades.

I can see a drunk Bubba right around closing time just after finding out she is a he and the ensuing mayhem.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (qZdIZ)

80 >>>>59 dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun has spoken.
Posted by: Face Sized Spider

Half-marks -- I appreciate this, and you got the subject/object distinction right, but really, you should have hyperlinked the actual audiophile of the riff.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)

81 So, you say you're gender fluid, eh?

Posted by: Alabama DMV Worker at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (iv0p7)




Is that like transmission fluid?

Brake fluid?

Windshield wiper fluid?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (WlX38)

82 Some had never voted in their lives. This group doesn't come out for special and off-year elections. Combine this with the extra energized communists, and that's how reliable republican seats are flipping.
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:25 PM (Iz8Py)

----

There FOUR special elections in MO. The Dems won ONE of them. In an off year State House Race. Trump wasnt on the ticket.

The Missouri State House now has 119 Rs and 44 Dems.

Relax. Missouri is just fine.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (8XRCm)

83
I'm going with HoneyBadger, because well you know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (r+sAi)

84 I shall hasten thee to the nearest DMV and declare myself "Cheri - Queen
of the Amazon" while wearing a tiger skin leotard, lizards in my hair,
and fur boots!
=====================


This, we will need pictures of.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, reformed Scandi-American at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (LISuA)

85 No, I meant the ACLU needs a MOAB dropped on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (3rGy6)

86 How were they denied "access to identification?" They were denied access to what they wanted to be identified by, not by identification itself. Jesus Lord, this world has gone so freaking batsh** insane with this tranny and nonbinary-give-me-1000-gender-identities-to-call-myself. I mean, off the rails insane. And it shows no sign of slowing down.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (mQ0Mc)

87 It's that (state) government efficiency at work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (slNe

They need it to pad the statistics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

88 Willowed.
437 Ace, in light of your really hot, unresponsive computer post, I went ahead and took off the back of my computer. Yep, dust thick in the cooling fan and the heat sink fan. With aerosol can, vacuum cleaner and q tips I cleaned her up good. Very quiet now and doesn't give me any lip. Easier than shelves.

Posted by: RI Redbot at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (uZ8ZO)

89 audiofile I meant

my dumb brain autocorrected

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

90 Gender fluid is like that headlight fluid some garages try to sell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (3rGy6)

91 53 The ACLU was founded as a communist organization and has not changed.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (mpXpK)


Sure it has.

It's gone further left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (slNe8)

92 >>>Willowed.
437 Ace, in light of your really hot, unresponsive computer post, I went ahead and took off the back of my computer. Yep, dust thick in the cooling fan and the heat sink fan. With aerosol can, vacuum cleaner and q tips I cleaned her up good. Very quiet now and doesn't give me any lip. Easier than shelves.

i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN)

93 A driver's license is a privilege, not a right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:22 PM (slNe


You, sir, have far too much common sense to be mixing with these worthless mongrel retards that call themselves officers of the court.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (y7DUB)

94 I've had that for 20 years now. Every attempt to correct it produces another license with "F" on it.



It's that (state) government efficiency at work.
-------------------------


Uh huh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, reformed Scandi-American at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (LISuA)

95 At least they did not make them produce a bag of dicks as proof...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (+Y04j)

96 Actually, I'm ok with this. Love that riff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (xJa6I)

The entire band thought that it was their best work.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (1P4tP)

97 Genetics:
[x] XX
[ ] XY

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (kyG8i)

98 " Gender fluid is like that headlight fluid some garages try to sell."

I think Target carries it now, as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (EyPfd)

99
"Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity,"

The photo on my license doesn't do much for my dignity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

100 I'm a pirate

Posted by: Jack Sparrow at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (n9sBQ)

101

sidebar Mission Impossible trailer

oh yes, I will see this movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (fceHP)

102 I've changed my mind. My personal pronouns are now
the two key riffs from Kashmir, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun (subject
pronoun) and wong wong wong wong wa-wong wa wa wong (the possessive and
object pronouns, obviously).



If you refer to me by anything else than these riffs from Kashmir, I'll have you thrown in jail.



Also I don't want you to just mouth out the pronouns; you need to
have those riffs recorded in your phone and you have to play the audio
samples when you refer to me.



That's all I'm asking -- is that really so much to ask?







Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (8rNrN)

My personal pronoun is Wagner's Ring Cycle (in its entirety).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (xDKH6)

103 How were they denied "access to identification?" They were denied access to what they wanted to be identified by, not by identification itself. Jesus Lord, this world has gone so freaking batsh** insane with this tranny and nonbinary-give-me-1000-gender-identities-to-call-myself. I mean, off the rails insane. And it shows no sign of slowing down.
========
That's because liberals don't believe in brakes. All change is good and therefore, it must happen at the greatest possible speed.

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (3MT+E)

104 I don't want to step on the Ewok's rights, but if you are going use the notes from Kashmir, then a recording is cultural appropriation.

The original Led Zeppelin line up is going to have to follow you around live. Or in the case of John Bonham, dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (p8Rx3)

105 99
"Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity,"

The photo on my license doesn't do much for my dignity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

'Dignity'? Have these guys met people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

106 "i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart"

Ace...

Ten bucks says that there is a Youtube video out there for your make and model.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (EyPfd)

107 98
" Gender fluid is like that headlight fluid some garages try to sell."



I think Target carries it now, as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (EyPfd)

I'm gender solid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

108 101

sidebar Mission Impossible trailer

oh yes, I will see this movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (fceHP)

They brought back the hot redhead, so I am happy there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI)

109
Relax. Missouri is just fine.

I'm as chill as a DQ strawberry blizzard on a cool nite in early April. Or whatever that junk is called.

I was merelydescribing the phenomenon because we had some historically GOP seats flip to donkey-do in our last election - and PA went for Trump. But my BF and his first time voting buddies didn't show up for the party.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (Iz8Py)

110 The real danger for these nuts is the lie about what they are being revealed to someone grossed out by it who has been even slightly intimate with "him/her/it."

I can imagine wanting to kill the freak. That's life scarring. Blech.

Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (16bxt)

111 100 I'm a pirate
Posted by: Jack Sparrow at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (n9sBQ)


I'm a wench.

Love that word.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (WlX38)

112 Well, I would like to say thank you for real transgenders. How else would we get a bag of dicks for liberals to eat?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (+Y04j)

113 Why the ACLU isn't subject to the HUAC is beyond me.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (ujg0T)

114 92 >>>Willowed.
437 Ace, in light of your really hot, unresponsive computer post, I went ahead and took off the back of my computer. Yep, dust thick in the cooling fan and the heat sink fan. With aerosol can, vacuum cleaner and q tips I cleaned her up good. Very quiet now and doesn't give me any lip. Easier than shelves.

i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN)

Make sure you're not downloading an update. Also, run your anti-spyware and antivirus programs and blow the Cheeto crumbs out of the keyboard. And smile for the camera.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (RD7QR)

115 Per Wikileaks : Emails reveal that Michael Isikoff, whose Yahoo News article based on
the "Steele dossier" was used to obtain the FISA interception warrant
against the Trump campaign's Carter Page, was secretly "working with"
the DNC.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (4e+hS)

116 I have a modest proposal. Remove gender from driver's licenses, and substitute this:

Parallel parking:

[ ] No problem
[ ] Impossible. I'll drive around for half an hour to avoid it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM (slNe

Ha. I, however, am a really good parallel parker I learned the one simple trick when I was learning to drive and it stuck.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (BZA5F)

117 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity,"

So he's worried about the health and dignity of transgenders?

Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (slNe8)

118 the toothbrush was invented in Alabama!

Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush!

Posted by: JJ at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (ZgAF6)

119 >>Half-marks -- I appreciate this, and you got the
subject/object distinction right, but really, you should have
hyperlinked the actual audiophile of the riff.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)<<

wong wong wong wong wa-wong wa wa wong wish is my command.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8list=RDtzVJPgCn-Z8



Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (sjdRT)

120 This suit should be a non-starter. The state has a legitimate interest in having Identifying information and pictures allow, ya know, actual identification. This suit is as much a loser as the suit brought by muslims because they were not allowed to take their DMV photo with their faces covered.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:26 PM (xDKH6) <<<


Your calling me illegitimate? Of all the nerve. I never.
It's my right, it's in the constitution. I can be whatever I want to be whenever I want to be whatever I am.

Posted by: Mary Lou's bingo button swings to the left at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (mMMjw)

121
Kashmir was Chase Utley's walk up music.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (Iz8Py)

122 437 Ace, in light of your really hot, unresponsive computer post, I went ahead and took off the back of my computer. Yep, dust thick in the cooling fan and the heat sink fan. With aerosol can, vacuum cleaner and q tips I cleaned her up good. Very quiet now and doesn't give me any lip. Easier than shelves.

i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart

=================

Find the intake (might be where the battery plugs in if it's external) and exhaust ports for the fan and blast some compressed air through both ends a few times (last blast should be through the intake). Blast the inake again with it powered up. That should help with your heat problems.

Posted by: Jackal at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (woaqM)

123 Well, if it is a laptop, you should be able to put it in the dishwasher!

Won't have to worry about overheating then! No sirree!!

*In this age of tide pods, it must be pointed out that this is a joke- you should never do this.*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (ycWCI)

124 All change is good and therefore, it must happen at the greatest possible speed.
=========

Well, not all.

Posted by: Inauguration Day 2017 at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (vg8iE)

125 Ha. I, however, am a really good parallel parker I learned the one simple trick when I was learning to drive and it stuck.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2018 03:33 PM (BZA5F)


So ... chalk up one for F --> M transgenders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (slNe8)

126 How about the Dread Zeppelin version of Kashmir?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (IqV8l)

127 I identify as Pinochet. Now where's my helicopter?

Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)

128 What does the federal RealID law have to say about this ?

Based on the documentation I had to produce to get that little star on my DL, I'm guessing not so good for them.

By the by, I think ID to vote should have to conform to RealID standards.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (oVWx5)

129 Gender fluid is like that headlight fluid some garages try to sell.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 03:29 PM (3rGy6)


Isn't gender fluid considered a biohazard?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

130 Change "M" and "F" to "D" and "ND" (dangle or no dangle)

Posted by: Lew Colby at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (Lxxwf)

131 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity"

Dignity? I guess they are removing the DMV from the entire process.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (BZA5F)

132 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity"

Yeah, about that.....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (fftfA)

133 well i'm a tree and if you biophobes don't get over it, that's on you.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Z8j2x)

134 My gender is "Dinosaur." Please update your records accordingly.
Posted by: Ace


That's very Ewoke of you, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (ctuyM)

135
"So ace is saying he looks like Chase Utley..."

Posted by: that Newman biatch from the UK at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Iz8Py)

136

sidebar

Can't wait to see the Clint Eastwood movie about the 3 soldiers on the train in France. The 15:17 to Paris.

They said he even brought back the victims on the train, Brit that had gotten shot. They said pretty much everyone was the real deal from the real event, just not the terrorist, heh.

Nice. 3 good men playing themselves. Can't wait.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (fceHP)

137 Every good SJW believes there are 92 genders, and that gender and sex are totally different.

Fine, you win, you are free to be whatever gender you wish.

From now on all state and federal institutions, laws, forms, etc are referring to your sex, not your gender.

You want to be a gender fluid, pansexual, four spirit that sometimes identifies as a dragon. Go on, you do you. But when you're filling out forms or using a bathroom, you indicate your birth sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (iv0p7)

138 so you need to change your drivers license based on you clothing and hairstyle? Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (fftfA)

139 How exactly does it "sacrifice" one's safety and health to have a letter on your driver's license denoting your biological gender.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (juCZM)

140 I'm filing divorce papers this week and collecting that sweet sweet Facebook money.

Posted by: Monk, Now Mark Zuckerbergs wife at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (g4lFK)

141 133 well i'm a tree and if you biophobes don't get over it, that's on you.Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Z8j2x) pffftt.I'm one of Jupiter's cotdam moons, deal with it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (Iz8Py)

142 I'm gender turgid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (juCZM)

143 >>>i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart

Best thing to do is put it in the freezer for a while. Leave the lid open so the cool air can circulate. Then put some frozen peas or a steak on the keyboard.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (aRDor)

144 Change "M" and "F" to "D" and "ND" (dangle or no dangle)
Posted by: Lew Colby at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM


The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the *ss.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (ctuyM)

145 I wish all these nuts would eat a Tide pod and wash it down with a nice glass of bleach...

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

146 131 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity"

Dignity? I guess they are removing the DMV from the entire process.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (BZA5F)


Yeah, we really need to worry about the dignity of some flaming pervert sashaying around wearing a feather boa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (slNe8)

147 You will be forced to celebrate the LGBTTSGT lifestyle. Resistance is futile.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



Watch me.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (3CXto)

148 I identify as Pinochet. Now where's my helicopter?

Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)


Bingo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (aMlLZ)

149 The real ID law has not been activated yet because a lot of States are fighting it because of the out of control documentation and storage requirements. Like all federal BS they took a common sense law and turned it to a bureaucratic Hell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (mpXpK)

150 "So ace is saying he looks like Chase Utley..."

They hit for the same average in the 2017 World Series.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (p8Rx3)

151 i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN

Try putting a vacuum cleaner on the exhaust vent. And check the gender fluid level while you're at it.

Posted by: RI Redbot at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (uZ8ZO)

152 The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the *ss.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at February 07, 2018 03:36 PM (ctuyM)

He stole that shit from George Clinton.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (juCZM)

153 Has Sheppy-poo weighed in on this important issue?

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (Sfs6o)

154 So Timmy the Wanna-be bank robber goes into the DMV, self Identifies as a woman, and gets xis photo taken with the big hair look.

And every time he robs a bank, he dresses like a guy.

Nah..no problem with that.
At all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (EyPfd)

155 I am princess and my preferred pronoun is "your highness," although I also will answer to 'my little pony" But anything else will land you in the slammer.

Posted by: snowflakey flake at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (BZA5F)

156 so i was down at the p o yesterday, still trying to retrieve my license from mths ago.
daighter changed adresses when she moved out with spouse and children. unfortunately all peoples with my name lost their own Homes LOL.

so anyway while discussing angrily at points becuase i'd done this 4 times before i finally got a superviser.. He said yeah homeland security (legal docs) accurate address's ..
I said well they should certainly Know where I live by now.

anyway.. my point.
so people can be whatever they want. even illegal,, but still not have the issues i do , and i'm sure others.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (Z8j2x)

157 All of this bullshit comes out of agreeing to homo marriage. It won't end until little kids are open to sex and barnyard animals are used as sex toys. Not only that, you will be MADE to join in.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (3BFzK)

158 WTFZOK???!!1!?

The wimmenz ain't gotta show nuthin?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (5OEn4)

159 since when do you need a license to drive anything in Alabama?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (KP5rU)

160 I registered at the DMV as a Dinosaur

They mistook me for a T-Rex and told me my arms were too short to drive.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (+XN4c)

161 Take one of those extra wall warts you have stashed and attach it to a two dollar computer fan. Point the computer fan at the air intake of your laptop.

Posted by: My battery lasted five years at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (mMMjw)

162
I changed my voter registration last time I got DL renewed. Easy peasy, now non-affiliated.

So I can't vote in the primaries in PA. We'll see how that sits with me.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:38 PM (Iz8Py)

163 You will be forced to celebrate the LGBTTSGT lifestyle. Resistance is futile.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



Watch me.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 03:37 PM (3CXto)


Exactly. Not fucking happening.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 03:39 PM (aMlLZ)

164 Their penii are more than 10 miles from your house, H8rz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2018 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

165 If they are that attached to their junk, they are fundamentally unserious.

Like this person from 2012, then a 45yo "student" at Evergreen College, hanging out in the girls' locker room.

https://tinyurl.com/bcss4py

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 03:39 PM (/qEW2)

166 I identify as an M1 Abrams tank. I don't need no steenking license!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

167 fun fact: dueling banjos is the walk up music for trannies at the Alabama DMV

Posted by: x at February 07, 2018 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

168 i don't really care what sex people want to screw with, or even be.

however the idea i have to particpate actively,

means shut up.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 03:40 PM (Z8j2x)

169
well i'm a tree and if you biophobes don't get over it, that's on you.
Posted by: willow


All of you trees will be made equal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

170 The democrat party is not only run by criminals for criminals they are getting a hard run from the run by mentally ill people for mentally ill people.

Of course, the Venn Diagram of the Anti-American democrat party does have a lot of overlap of these two circles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (3BFzK)

171 I shall hasten thee to the nearest DMV and declare
myself "Cheri - Queen of the Amazon" while wearing a tiger skin leotard,
lizards in my hair, and fur boots!
Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 03:24 PM


May I suggest accessorizing with a chain-mail bikini?

Posted by: Vera Wang at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (ctuyM)

172 The real ID law has not been activated yet because a lot of States are fighting it because of the out of control documentation and storage requirements. Like all federal BS they took a common sense law and turned it to a bureaucratic Hell.


I just went for a driver's license renewal. The first girl said do you want the verified kind? I said what's that and she said come back with a passport and 2 pieced of recent mail. I came back the next day with those things and the other girl (I will refer to her as "cunt") said no you also need a W2 it says so on this form.

I said "this is a United States passport, it's the best ID on the planet. How can you want more?" She said it's federal law and Homeland Security insists.

So I got a regular license that's not verified. Fuck TSA.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

173 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity"

Hear, hear!

Let's have a little privacy on the drivers license. There's no reason to have my home address on there. Clearly, whenever I use my drivers license I am not at home - by definition - so no one needs to be able to tell my home address just from looking at my license. All my license is for is to let the cops (and wherever I use it for ID) know that I am who I say I am. No need for anything but a picture and a name.

I am going to join these transvestite freaks and sue to have the address taken off the license. I want some privacy, NOW!!

And, come to think of it, I think I am also going to argue that there shouldn't be my name on my license ... just a hash of my name. The cops can check the hash if they need to verify what I tell them but no one should be able to know my name just because I lose my license.

I'm going to call Bob the drag queen, right now, and get crackin' on this lawsuit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (8gDQu)

174 i don't really care what sex people want to screw with, or even be.

however the idea i have to particpate actively,

means shut up.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 03:40 PM (Z8j2x)


You are just going to lay there then? That's no fun.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (Z5y53)

175 trannies, we talking powerglides or torqueflites? big fucking difference.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

176 well i'm a tree and if you biophobes don't get over it, that's on you.
Posted by: willow

-----

Whoa..... willow brings the wood.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (8XRCm)

177
There was a psychotherapist in the Philly burbs who used to cure people of gender dysphoria by some hypnotic type technique. People who finally freed of that delusion were so grateful to her.

I wonder if she's had to go underground.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (Iz8Py)

178 According to the AL LEO site AL began issuing Real ID licenses in 2012. IIANM SC has not done this yet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (mpXpK)

179 The five o'clock shadow is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (2Mnv1)

180 You are just going to lay there then? That's no fun.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (Z5y53)

----

She saaaaaiiiid "SHUT UP"

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (8XRCm)

181 175 trannies, we talking powerglides or torqueflites? big fucking difference.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

Four on the floor.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

182 NY POST Page 6 "Quincy Jones dated Ivanka Trump" hes 84 she's 36 so when she was 18 he was 66 more than 3.5 times her age.

"Shes a fine motherf..ker" Jones

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 03:43 PM (oUK18)

183 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

Should've told her you're a wetback. Then you'd not only get your ID without any documents, but you'd have been bumped to the front of the line.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:43 PM (slNe8)

184 181; cool, so a muncie m-22 then?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 03:43 PM (KP5rU)

185 You should vacuum the vents of your laptop and turn it upside down and shake the crumbs out of the keyboard.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (9iLHi)

186 Such strange people-these transsgenders.

And-on another note in reference to it being considered harassment if you ask out someone and they say "No" and you do it again,-20-30 year olds aren't dating at work. They use Instagram where some woman named Sabrina, for instance, posts sexy pictures of herself with an" authentic caption" about self love and empowerment to let her audience know how genuine she is: "If you love yourself everything else falls into place." Because of course a picture of yourself in a bra and unzipped pants panties attracts the serious men who are very interested in your love for yourself/s. Here's Sabrina. Very attractive. I'm sure she has no problem feeling a great deal of love for herself .Thank God I'm not in my 20's and unmarried:

https://tinyurl.com/y7wy9ztn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (8+Ozj)

187 The world is turning to shit before my eyes. FFS kill me now. Please.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (0OmEj)

188 There was a psychotherapist in the Philly burbs who used to cure people of gender dysphoria by some hypnotic type technique. People who finally freed of that delusion were so grateful to her.

I wonder if she's had to go underground.
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (Iz8Py)


"Louisville Slugger" therapy also works well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (slNe8)

189 Sigh. I just got a Fox News alert on my phone. Quincy Jones claims he once dated Ivanka Trump, and he knows who killed JFK.

This sounds like something Shep! should be covering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

190
Should've told her you're a wetback. Then you'd not only get your ID without any documents, but you'd have been bumped to the front of the line.

I've been seriously considering getting some black fabric to drape on my head and face when I have to negotiate any bureaucratic clusterfuck. I have the idea it will be like flashing secret masonic hand signals.

Just sail right through, honey...

who's going to say anything?

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 03:45 PM (Iz8Py)

191 years ago, i remember reading cops in SF couldn't ask someone their sex and i thought, wtf?!...how are they going to write up their report?

Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2018 03:45 PM (C6eZV)

192 Like this person from 2012, then a 45yo "student" at Evergreen College, hanging out in the girls' locker room.

Yep, and if you talk to any SJW about this subject, they simply will not acknowledge the locker room debate.

They will want to talk about bathrooms, and bathrooms have stalls, and you won't even know if a transgendered person is in there, and rape and peeping and all of those other concerns are already crimes.

Up here in Seattle, the gym locker room is a gay meat market. All the old dudes walking around naked, leering at people, and never appearing on the gym floor are as bad or worse in my opinion.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 03:45 PM (iv0p7)

193 Quincy Jones claims he once dated Ivanka Trump,

She probably had coffee with him, once, and then had to slap him when he tried to paw her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 03:45 PM (8gDQu)

194 You are just going to lay there then? That's no fun.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (Z5y53)

----

She saaaaaiiiid "SHUT UP"
Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:42 PM (8XRCm)


And, doesn't she have a shiv?

Maybe...shutty.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:45 PM (WlX38)

195 Why do we need licenses? Illegals don't bother, why should we? FTW. Open Borders means no fucking IDs. Bite Me Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (YV+SU)

196 >>>and he knows who killed JFK.

So do I. Its in the history books.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (aRDor)

197 This is unacceptable Ace. "Dinosaur" is not a gender, it is an entire race of peoples that have genders. How dare you minimize us with your attempt to appropriate our culture to enforce your privilege.

Posted by: crankytrex at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (g1JuH)

198 I'm guessing that laptop is full of Ewok hair.

but at least you've been getting filtered air flow.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (1P4tP)

199 Did your laptop computer get hot from being on your lap?

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (kyG8i)

200 This sounds like something Shep! should be covering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)


Only if Geraldo Rivera is tied up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (slNe8)

201 Vacuum the LapTop sounds like a good idea.
Do it first then ->

Take one of those extra wall warts you have stashed and attach it to a two dollar computer fan. Point the computer fan at the air intake of your laptop.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (mMMjw)

202 Nottinghamshire, East Midlands in the United Kingdom just outlawed heterosexuality.


It is now a hate crime (for non muslims) to upset women.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/county-in-uk-makes-it-a-hate-crime-to-upset-women/article/2596356

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (oUK18)

203 I just went for a driver's license renewal. The
first girl said do you want the verified kind? I said what's that and
she said come back with a passport and 2 pieced of recent mail. I came
back the next day with those things and the other girl (I will refer to
her as "cunt") said no you also need a W2 it says so on this form.



I said "this is a United States passport, it's the best ID on the
planet. How can you want more?" She said it's federal law and Homeland
Security insists.



So I got a regular license that's not verified. Fuck TSA.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (fuK7c)



According to the federal Real ID site this is what you need to get a "real ID"


Valid, unexpired U.S. passportOriginal or certified copy of birth certificateConsular Report of Birth AbroadCertificate of Naturalization issued by Department of Homeland SecurityCertificate of Citizenship issued by DHS


You do not need all of these. So when you showed the passport and she wanted more she was full of shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (mpXpK)

204 So I got a regular license that's not verified. Fuck TSA.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

What if you don't have a passport?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (xDKH6)

205 182 NY POST Page 6 "Quincy Jones dated Ivanka Trump" hes 84 she's 36 so when she was 18 he was 66 more than 3.5 times her age.

"Shes a fine motherf..ker" Jones

In the same interview, Jones also said Paul McCartney was a shitty bass player.

Methinks Quincy's gone senile.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (juCZM)

206 You will be made to care

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aC6Sd)

207 So he's saying Ivanka killed JFK?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (IqV8l)

208 Only if Geraldo Rivera is tied up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:46 PM (slNe

-----

Ever notice that Porter Reekin has been off the air since all the #metoo harrassment shit hit the fan????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

209 For some reason, I still read Jeanne Phillips (Dear Abby) nearly every day, just to see what SJW bullshit she's pushing that day.

Yesterday took the cake. Some poor woman wrote her about her daughter's husband deciding to live as a woman (her daughter was cool with it---???), but her son doesn't want his children around xer.

"Abby" told the mom to embrace her "new daughter-in-law" and basically said her son needs to get over it, etc.

Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

210 It is now a hate crime (for non muslims) to upset women.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/county-in-uk-makes-it-a-hate-crime-to-upset-women/article/2596356

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (oUK1


So ... once a month, every month, every guy in Britain is going to be arrested.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

211 This Rob Porter resignation thing.

FBI playing the game?

I thought they were all honorable and not in any way shape or form affected by politics.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (Z5y53)

212 Forced Sodomy by the State. What could go wrong here?

Posted by: Monk, Now Mark Zuckerbergs wife at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (g4lFK)

213 How else can you identify them?

Dental records.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (SGFoV)

214 cool, so a muncie m-22 then?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 03:43 PM (KP5rU)


Mopar a833 hemi box.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aMlLZ)

215 Quincy Jones claims he once dated Ivanka Trump,

Wasn't he married to Peggy Lipton? Sounds like he likes the blonde white ladies. Wonder what the sistas think of that?

Should I denounce myself?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 07, 2018 03:48 PM (O5Q3r)

216 Second look at insane asylums?

Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (x25VP)

217 According to the new rules, I am racist.

That is all.

Posted by: gapoz at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (XFFNW)

218 The New Rules

Rule #1: If you try to have sex with a biologically female coworker, you will be fired.

Rule #2: If you don't try to have sex with a biologically-male-but-pretending-to-be-female co-worker, you will be fired.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (42M22)

219 try this again so that Pixy doesn't screw it up


According to the federal Real ID site this is what you need to get a "real ID". These are "or's"


Valid,
unexpired U.S. passport



Original or certified copy of birth
certificate


Consular Report of Birth AbroadCertificate of Naturalization
issued by Department of Homeland


Security Certificate of Citizenship
issued by DHS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (mpXpK)

220 Paul McCartney was a shitty bass player.

Methinks Quincy's gone senile.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:47 PM (juCZM)

Weeellll... he's no Entwistle. I'll allow that he's a pretty good piano player.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (xPJvm)

221 Second look at insane asylums?

Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (x25VP)


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (8gDQu)

222 Ace...



Ten bucks says that there is a Youtube video out there for your make and model.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (EyPfd)
VIA, don't tempt him...remember the "shelves incident" This could end badly and no more Ace posts. Think of the children.

Posted by: Timon at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (NTM5E)

223 What probably happened is that Quincy Jones attended *a* dinner at which Ivanka was present. And he probably pawed at her. And he's calling that "dating" her.

He said it was "12 years" ago, so he was 72 and Ivanka was 24. Ummmm, no.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (juCZM)

224 Quincy Jones made babies with Nastassja Kinski. He already won at life, we're just playing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (fuK7c)

225 Shorter version:

Sucking dick is required for all cis men.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (42M22)

226 The world is turning to shit before my eyes. FFS kill me now. Please.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 07, 2018 03:44 PM (0OmEj)


I get down too. I remind myself that it was turning to shit under Obama for 8 long years, but it was hidden by the usual actors. Now it is all on display, and worse than we could have imagined.

But yea, still get mightly depressed. Then I come here and feel less alone. And sometimes people make me laugh, and that helps.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (WlX38)

227 >>>I'm guessing that laptop is full of Ewok hair.

Well if you got hair in it of course it will get hot. You need to get this product that will remove all the hair from your laptop. It is called Neet or Nair or something. A lot of women have it because women are very clean and like to clean and dust and tidy up and stuff. So get that bottle and just squirt it all over your laptop and in between all the keys and in the ports and drives. Let it sit and then you vacuum it out or something. Too easy!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 07, 2018 03:50 PM (aRDor)

228 Besides the Ivanka declaration, he also said that he knows who murdered JFK and that the Beatles produced the worst music in history.

--Reported by Fox News

I'm thinking that old Quincy needs some meds stat.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (oiNtH)

229 Here's the law from Strategic's article:

"Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behavior targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman."

Do you think that made sense in the writer's head before it was written down?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (iv0p7)

230 >>>>>>i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN)




Try the dishwasher. Use Downy, it is gentler.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (uQczh)

231 can they also self identify as shorter, heavier, brown eyes instead of blue?

cuz if I'm robbing a bank, I'd like the official ID to completely misidentify me.

"Who you gonna believe, the cops and 50 witnesses, or my drivers license"?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (bT8Z4)

232 Weeellll... he's no Entwistle. I'll allow that he's a pretty good piano player.

No, but Macca was crazy innovative on the bass for his time, and absolutely not a bad bassist. His "lead bass"on Day Tripper influenced everyone, from Entwistle to Chris Squire.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (juCZM)

233 Are we missing out on a Nancy Pelosi filibuster? That sounds like comedy gold!

Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

234 157 All of this bullshit comes out of agreeing to homo marriage. It won't end until little kids are open to sex and barnyard animals are used as sex toys. Not only that, you will be MADE to join in.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious



Brave New World, Yo!! Now take your Soma, lie back, and think of floppy weiners.

Frankly I was hoping for a Bladerunner dystopia. You know, flying cars and sex bots but no, a Huxleyan Dystopia it will be. Damn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (8KfbS)

235 Quincy Jones made babies with Nastassja Kinski. He already won at life, we're just playing.

As I never will have babies with Nastassja Kinski I will evidently never win at life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (8+Ozj)

236
So, does the DMV require visual confirmation of genital alteration?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (OZmbA)

237 W2????

WTFZOK?

I'm a fzoking guy, it says here right on my passport!!!

I ain't no W2 butch!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (5OEn4)

238 they are a woman

The late, great, English language. Pretty soon we'll be communicating with grunts and clicks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (slNe8)

239 and that the Beatles produced the worst music in history.


He did not say that at all. I read the whole interview. He said they were not good musicians. If FOX is reporting it that way, it's Fake News.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (juCZM)

240 The liberals at MSNBC and CNN sure are upset over the thought of a parade...

I love a parade. (someone should set that to music)

Had the opportunity to attend the rehearsal for the Russian Victory Day parade a few years back and it was great. The only difference between the rehearsal the day before and the actual parade was Putin and a few generals only go to the real one.

Tons of tourists. Shops, restaurants, street vendors, everyone doing business. Like a three day festival with everyone having a good time.

Why wouldn't the liberals like to see that?

Posted by: Jwest at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/roJx)

241 So, does the DMV require visual confirmation of genital alteration?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (OZmbA)


No. THe Crocodile Dundee test is good enough. They have people from the TSA coming over to train them in it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (8gDQu)

242 Nobody ever truly wins at life. We're all worm food once we cross the finish line.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

243 So, does the DMV require visual confirmation of genital alteration?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (OZmbA)

I am assuming medical records would do.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (xDKH6)

244 i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN)

Gravity is a wonderful helper. It can disassemble any electronic device.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oUK18)

245 233 Are we missing out on a Nancy Pelosi filibuster? That sounds like comedy gold!
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (7HtZB)


Is she intentionally filibustering, or just failing at getting to the point?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (slNe8)

246 Ace is thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.

Posted by: Dr. Anne Elk, PhD at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (ewxPW)

247
Ana Navarro for me ranks No. 2 in the world for bitchy nag voice.

Of course, ol' Numero Uno is the Hag Hillary.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (OZmbA)

248 If I was to go to one of these you need 15 forms of identification to get 1 more form of identification I would take my 1911 and hand it to the person cocked and just say shoot me now

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (aC6Sd)

249 So we all really are 29 years old. Because I say we are.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)

250 The Nazis at the DMV where I live will yell at a person in the waiting room if they are seen using their cell phone. Show up with balls in a mini-dress? They're not having it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oiNtH)

251 I've changed my mind. My personal pronouns are now the two key riffs from Kashmir, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun (subject pronoun) and wong wong wong wong wa-wong wa wa wong (the possessive and object pronouns, obviously).

If you refer to me by anything else than these riffs from Kashmir, I'll have you thrown in jail.

Also I don't want you to just mouth out the pronouns; you need to have those riffs recorded in your phone and you have to play the audio samples when you refer to me.

That's all I'm asking -- is that really so much to ask?


Posted by: ace


My personal pronoun is this:

"I, the person speaking and referring to zombie by zombie's preferred pronoun, am a used diaper gumming up the machinery of God's universe."

So, a sample sentence would be,

"We really should give a Pulitzer Prize to zombie; I, the person speaking and referring to zombie by zombie's preferred pronoun, am a used diaper gumming up the machinery of God's universe deserves it."

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (42M22)

252 So, does the DMV require visual confirmation of genital alteration?

Just take a picture of the stump with your license clearly visible.

Posted by: Alabama DMV Worker at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (iv0p7)

253 As I never will have babies with Nastassja Kinski I will evidently never win at life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



The rules are different for girls. You have a loving family and a purpose in life, so you win.

Boys compete. Quincy Jones got Nastassja Kinski. He wins.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (fuK7c)

254 Why do you need birthdays and height and weight on drivers licenses? Or hair and eye color since you can dye your hair and wear colored contacts?????

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (9iLHi)

255 I just watched that Sir Sydney Smith video.

Very good.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

256
Shorter version:

Sucking dick is required for all cis men.
Posted by: zombie


But the rules are like the constitution.
They are "living"

Who knows what they will be tomorrow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (IqV8l)

257 As far a Quincey is concerned a good player should be able to come into the studio, read the chart, and play it as written. McCartney couldn't/can't do that.

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (mMMjw)

258 So what does Jamie show now that she wants to known as Jim?

She whips out her dildo and shows the Amazon.com receipt? And her strap-on rig? The one she got from BoysRUs?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (5OEn4)

259 The New Rules

Rule #1: If you try to have sex with a biologically female coworker, you will be fired.

Rule #2: If you don't try to have sex with a biologically-male-but-pretending-to-be-female co-worker, you will be fired.
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:49 PM (42M22)



This is not too far from the truth.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (WlX38)

260 Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (iv0p7)

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (1P4tP)

261 So how long until the all mighty himself just shit-cans this whole humanity experiment?

It's not enough to just be blessed with what you have, but you have to rage quit your fucking gender?

W

T

F

Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (MIwBq)

262 They brought back the hot redhead, so I am happy there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI)


I was reading a (genetics) book earlier today that mentioned red heads are genetically coded to tolerate certain type of pain and require less morphine for relief.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (fceHP)

263 maybe don't allow men to identify as women, but if they insist perhaps a new category could be allowed ... "insane", or shizo', or liberal nutcase.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (bT8Z4)

264 243
So, does the DMV require visual confirmation of genital alteration?



Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2018 03:52 PM (OZmbA)

I am assuming medical records would do.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (xDKH6)

Since AL began implementing the real ID law they would have to provide proof for one of those things the Fed requires to get it. My wife had to bring in her original birth certificate to get a passport when she went on a cruise.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (mpXpK)

265 I identify as a pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (r9UYA)

266 "Everyone should change their sex and race to black female lesbian."

When I get called for surveys I actually do typically identify as a handicapped black Hispanic lesbian with a Chinese surname. I considered adding female was redundant until I read this post.

JosaMoniqua Wong

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (XTiHL)

267 I wonder what the next step will be after RealID. Tattoos? Chip implant? DNA samples?There will be a next step, there is always something next.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (ECDXs)

268 247
Ana Navarro for me ranks No. 2 in the world for bitchy nag voice.

It's that exaggerated Lateeeno accent that drives me up the wall.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (juCZM)

269 "So we all really are 29 years old. Because I say we are."
-Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)

We also pitch for the Philles and have infinite lung-capacity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (Ckg4U)

270 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:53

That was my error - thank you and lighten up Nancy.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (oiNtH)

271 She whips out her dildo and shows the Amazon.com receipt? And her strap-on rig? The one she got from BoysRUs?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 07, 2018 03:55 PM (5OEn4)


Strap-On Tools.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:57 PM (slNe8)

272 256
Shorter version:

Sucking dick is required for all cis men.
Posted by: zombie

But the rules are like the constitution.
They are "living"

Who knows what they will be tomorrow?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Tomorrow the rules will be, "All cis men have to take it up the ass."

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:57 PM (42M22)

273 Real ID is the next to last step before the barcode on the hand or forehead.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:57 PM (1P4tP)

274 I saw Rage Quit My Gender open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Alacrium in 95

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

275 back to book.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (mpXpK)

276 Anyone want to read some good dinosaur porn involving Heathcliff?

Posted by: Emily Brontosaurus at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (ewxPW)

277 "Tomorrow the rules will be, "All cis men have to take it up the ass.""
-Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2018 03:57 PM (42M22)

I will fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (Ckg4U)

278 "Woman Sues Doctor Who Misdiagnosed Prostate Cancer" headline in 5... 4... 3...

Posted by: junior at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (sVGiE)

279 Joe "Window-Licker" Biden is giving advise to PDT regarding a sitdown will Mueller.

Run Joe, run. Biden and his plugs for 2020. He's so good he doesn't need a vice-president

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (rdl6o)

280 No. THe Crocodile Dundee test is good enough. They have people from the TSA coming over to train them in it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
---------

Mandatory vid clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (Zdm89)

281 I said "this is a United States passport, it's the best ID on the planet. How can you want more?" She said it's federal law and Homeland Security insists.

So I got a regular license that's not verified. Fuck TSA.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

When I had to cast an absentee ballot, I was told at the county seat that they would not accept my valid US passport to prove I was who I said I was. At the same moment, a women who was a vocal Hillary fan was there to pick up dozens of ballots " to bring to the elderly folks" of her church to "help them cast their vote."

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (3t31F)

282 you need 15 forms of identification to get 1 more form of identification I would take my 1911

Because of that thingie that goes up, you'll need 20, once my new legislation passes.

Posted by: Senator Feinswine at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (ctuyM)

283 "Everyone should change their sex and race to black female lesbian."

And busty.

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (kyG8i)

284 I saw Lighten Up Nancy open for Swing Out Sister, The Roundhouse, London 1988

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (juCZM)

285 273 Real ID is the next to last step before the barcode on the hand or forehead.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:57 PM (1P4tP)


The funny part is that illegal aliens have all kinds of bogus IDs, and that's no problem.

Taxpaying American citizens need 17 kinds of ID to get a grocery store discount card.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (slNe8)

286 Okay, so if I'm a dyke or a straight guy and I refuse to schtup a trans woman who still has the twig and berries, I'm transphobic. Or is it if I'm a straight woman or a gay man and I refuse to open the gates of paradise to a trans man who still has the old mound of Venus then I'm transphobic? Or vice-versa?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

287 We are getting old
babalublog.com the defeat of soviet communism berlin wall has now been down longer than it was up

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (aC6Sd)

288 Is that like transmission fluid?



Brake fluid?



Windshield wiper fluid?



Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 03:28 PM (WlX3


Blinker Fluid.
https://tinyurl.com/y9k8ptbh

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (yzxic)

289 Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

If I become a worm I have no intention of staying that way and if I do I won't know it. What nonsense is that-"win at life" Who made up the rules anyway? -and no, this was not a knock on Bandersnatch

"Be a lamp, a lifeboat, a ladder, Help someone's soul heal, Walk out of your house like a shepherd."

Rumi-Who actually was a Sufi Muslim from the Middle ages

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (8+Ozj)

290 "So we all really are 29 years old. Because I say we are."
-Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)



We also pitch for the Philles and have infinite lung-capacity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 03:56 PM (Ckg4U)


Heh, I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: All night long at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (mMMjw)

291 284 - LOL

Dems are pretty desperate if they have to roll out Slow-Joe.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (oiNtH)

292 I wish they would just accept the fact that they are queer rather than imagining themselves the other gender.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

293 286 Okay, so if I'm a dyke or a straight guy and I refuse to schtup a trans woman who still has the twig and berries, I'm transphobic. Or is it if I'm a straight woman or a gay man and I refuse to open the gates of paradise to a trans man who still has the old mound of Venus then I'm transphobic? Or vice-versa?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)


That's a tough one. We'll warm up by solving an easier problem, such as devising Unified Field Theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 04:00 PM (slNe8)

294 Blink her? I just met her!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 04:01 PM (ewxPW)

295 "Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behavior targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman."

No, your honor, I didn't invite her to have sex with me because she's a woman. I invited her to have sex because I thought she was a man.

We good here?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 04:01 PM (iv0p7)

296 So there is gay pride but no military pride.

Got it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (oiNtH)

297 Woman Sues Doctor Who Misdiagnosed Prostate Cancer" headline in 5... 4... 3...
Posted by: junior at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (sVGiE)

Wait, didn't we have a story about men who identify as women getting reminders about their mammograms? Yes, I think it was the NHS in England. And then there was more about "real" women not getting care or something. It was really f* ked up.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (WlX38)

298 I was reading a (genetics) book earlier today that mentioned red heads are genetically coded to tolerate certain type of pain and require less morphine for relief.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
------------

Hennaone know if that is true?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (Zdm89)

299 I identify as an omniphobe. I hate everyone. I may just restrict my reading list to Juvenal, Swift, and Waugh.

Posted by: George LeS at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (+TcCF)

300 Transgendermania. I never envisioned it.

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (Tyii7)

301
I, for one, am certain that once Sharia Law is fully implemented, these gender issues will be rectified.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 04:02 PM (ECDXs)

302 Years ago there was a discussion on a left-leaning board about whether or not a transgender girl should tell "her" partner that she was trans. The conclusion was yes, but only because of the risk of violence if they found out otherwise was high. Otherwise they were perfectly happy with the idea of lying about basically every aspect of your life and history to your partner, and if they have a problem with that they're the bigots who should be ashamed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 07, 2018 04:03 PM (Tnhbr)

303 Oh noes! Lawrence "STOP THE HAMMERING!" O'Donnell sez John Kelly is the worst chief of staff ever, and "full of hatred" like Trump.

Hey, Larry. Why don't you say that to the General's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

304 Yay know I am so confused. I guess that's what they want. Mission accomplished.

*throws hands up in the air.*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2018 04:03 PM (D6y0a)

305
Get your asses to Mars!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

306 C'mon, aren't there enough guys who dig trannies? Why do they need to go after ones that don't?

Posted by: Pervy Grin at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (t5SJk)

307 293 286 Okay, so if I'm a dyke or a straight guy and I refuse to schtup a trans woman who still has the twig and berries, I'm transphobic. Or is it if I'm a straight woman or a gay man and I refuse to open the gates of paradise to a trans man who still has the old mound of Venus then I'm transphobic? Or vice-versa?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

That's a tough one. We'll warm up by solving an easier problem, such as devising Unified Field Theory.

Or if you are any of the above and the proposed partner has made the full (so called) transition and you don't want to play? What then? Are you a h8tr?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (0OmEj)

308 I, for one, am certain that once Sharia Law is fully implemented, these gender issues will be rectified.


The Saudi variety will certainly shorten the line at the DMV.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (QQ+il)

309 291 284 - LOL

I didn't mean to come off like a Jerky Mcjerkface, I'm just down on FOX News and thought they were sensationalizing again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (juCZM)

310 The funny part is that illegal aliens have all kinds of bogus IDs, and that's no problem.

Have you registered to vote Amit? All you need is a utility bill.

What? How does that prove you're a citizen? It doesn't silly. Now let's get you registered.

Posted by: Get out the vote activist at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (iv0p7)

311 All I can say about where things stand today regarding gender is, "Thanks, Obama."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

312 there's got to be hundreds of photos with Joe sniffing women's hair and being handsy with other guys' wives.

Shouldn't take too long to get him to quit.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (1P4tP)

313 I identify as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Corbin Dallas at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (Tnhbr)

314

Im a transgender transexual transitive transitioning transnational transdimensional transfat tranabaga!

CATER TO MY REALITY!

Posted by: XXXXXXXYYYYYYYEIEIO Rutabaga at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (T/KY7)

315 "Anyone who is eligible for a license should be able to get one that they can use without sacrificing their privacy, safety, health, autonomy or dignity,"

I'm pretty sure that if you've had your dick cut off or you vagina converted to a dick you have already sacrificed you "dignity".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (9BLnV)

316 Male
Female
Mentally Ill Male
Mentally Ill Female



next case.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (nFwvY)

317 I went to the post office one last time before leaving on a jet plane. More cards and letters from the horde.
Thank you my friends. You've touched me deeply.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (nBr1j)

318 3 Everyone should change their sex and race to black female lesbian.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 03:17 PM (1P4tP)

Think of the job oppotunities. Kanoom. Wait develope a limp, cover your bases.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (D6y0a)

319 Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

https://tinyurl.com/yar9uqva

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 04:05 PM (QQ+il)

320 changing subjects - that annotated timeline from Forbes on the right bar is just...brutal. Irrefutable evidence of serial crimes committed by senior Obama DOJ officials. Heck, I thought they even missed a few salient moments (for example, Carter Page had previously worked with the FBI as an informant against Russian mobsters, ergo, presenting him to the FISA court as a potential Russian spy is a bit rich). I would have also added Comey's decision to repeatedly privately tell Trump he was not a target of any investigation, but refuse to tell the press that same thing is also important. Also the nature of the charges against Kelly and Manafort are relevant. Kelly was ambush interviewed, and was charged with lying to the FBI about whether he had said something at a meeting a month earlier. Manafort was charged with crimes the FBI had previously investigated and dismissed.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 07, 2018 04:06 PM (fftfA)

321
without sacrificing their . . . dignity.


Like the dignity exhibited by that shrieking she-beast in the Rose McCowan video of the other day?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

322 i gots me a laptop, and can't take this bitch apart
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2018 03:30 PM (8rNrN)



Actually you can. It can be a bit of a pain though and you'll need a small enough screw driver to it. And to hope that they didn't jam any screws in there so far that you can't get them out.

Alternatively get a can of compressed air and blow that shit out.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2018 04:06 PM (lKs2v)

323 Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who is also probably the laziest federal worker in history."

Larry, in your rage you're confusing PDT with Choom Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

324 Alabama's eliminating marriage licenses too. This gets the state out of the business of pretending gay "marriage" is marriage.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 07, 2018 04:06 PM (398bZ)

325 If someone identifies as a black widow spider are they licenced to mate and kill?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (nBr1j)

326 Where's my emotional support trannie!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (D6y0a)

327 If Alabama loses, they should put Transgender M to F, and Transgender F to M as options and require folks to use them.
Driver's licenses info tend to be used by the police in identifying a body, or info on a missing person. Should be accurate.

--------------------------

Also add P = Passable N = Not Passable

Posted by: Jolo at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (WrMOC)

328 If I was a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby



The transgender version is awesome. I'm too tired to type it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (WlX38)

329 Tesla Shares Jump Two Percent After Smaller Than Expected Loss

Winning at life...Elon Mush is cheating at life.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (hqZPQ)

330 How does the military handle military ids for the now allowed trans?

It kills me to even write that.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 04:08 PM (fcqmr)

331 Three Options: Male, Female, and Figure Skater

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2018 04:08 PM (hqZPQ)

332 326 Where's my emotional support trannie!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (D6y0a)

Dude, you have to keep xer on a leash!

(Just let it sink in. A little while longer. There...)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

333 Real men but claiming female didn't get prostrate cancer tests.

And women but claiming male didn't get pap smears.

They're trying to kill us. They want us all dead before the gigantic break thru coming soon of putting a human brain in a life like silicon body.

True androids.

The Rich don't want to share this so they're trying their best to kill off the riff raff before hand.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 04:08 PM (1P4tP)

334
I think Weinstein's public prnance for his rapey / gropey transgressions should be having to unleash his virile sexual prowess on any and all trans critters who sob that no one wants to bed them.

Cure him or kill him, I say.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

335 Male
Female
Mentally Ill Male
Mentally Ill Female


Well, there's also 0.018% of the population who are intersex, but pretty much, yeah.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (iv0p7)

336 Just imagine how stupid everything will be in 100 years.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (Sfs6o)

337 325 If someone identifies as a black widow spider are they licenced to mate and kill?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (nBr1j)

Asking the questions that matter.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (72PAC)

338 Alabama's eliminating marriage licenses too. This gets the state out of the business of pretending gay "marriage" is marriage.


My minister quit signing licenses. He just marries you before God now.

If you want to be recognized by the state, you have to go to the courthouse.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

339 "Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who..."

then O'Donnell blinks and screams about all the horrible things Trump is doing.

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (mMMjw)

340 If someone identifies as a black widow spider are they licenced to mate and kill?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 07, 2018 04:07 PM (nBr1j)

Asking the questions that matter.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (72PAC)

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Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 04:10 PM (WlX38)

341 How does the military handle military ids for the now allowed trans?

With gloves. Really thick gloves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 07, 2018 04:10 PM (SGFoV)

342
Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who is also probably the laziest federal worker in history"


Kat-schitt's daddy hardest hit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

343 -
These nads are your nads, these nads are my nads
From San Francisco to Fire Island
From the Mangina Forest, to the Faux-Chode waters
These nads were made for you and me


Posted by: Woody Guntry at February 07, 2018 04:11 PM (pMGkg)

344 338 Alabama's eliminating marriage licenses too. This gets the state out of the business of pretending gay "marriage" is marriage.


My minister quit signing licenses. He just marries you before God now.

If you want to be recognized by the state, you have to go to the courthouse.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il



I'm sure the lgbt's have that targeted next.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2018 04:11 PM (lKs2v)

345 Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who..."

then O'Donnell blinks and screams about all the horrible things Trump is doing.
Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 04:09 PM (mMMjw)


STOP THE HAMMERING!

Lawrence and Rosie O'Donnell...separated at birth?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 04:12 PM (WlX38)

346 Thing is, when you say "three transgenders in Alabama", wouldn't it be more accurate to say

"ALL the transgenders in Alabama" ?

I think so. This is how ludicrous this is. Absolutely nothing says you can't dress however you like, right ? So it has an "M" on your license. You look like a horrid queen in the picture, isn't that enough.

Good lord. The idea that these dozens of people, worldwide, are being denied "their rights" over such trivial nonsense is obnoxious. GFY

Posted by: deadrody at February 07, 2018 04:12 PM (4yA46)

347 Posted by: Woody Guntry at February 07, 2018 04:11 PM (pMGkg)

Is that you Jimmy Fallon?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (1P4tP)

348 If you want to be recognized by the state, you have to go to the courthouse.

I've been wondering when that would happen to LDS Temples. You know the activists are slavering for that one.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (iv0p7)

349 >>>How does the military handle military ids for the now allowed trans?

It is in the sex category code pulled from DEERS.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (aRDor)

350 342
Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who is also probably the laziest federal worker in history"


let's see the timecards and see who is shiftless.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (nFwvY)

351 Or if you are any of the above and the proposed partner has made the full (so called) transition and you don't want to play?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 07, 2018 04:04 PM (0OmEj)


Trick question. There is no full transition. It's a quantum mechanical type conundrum. Merely making an observation changes the result.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (slNe8)

352
Actually you can. It can be a bit of a pain though and you'll need a small enough screw driver to it.


Pray that they didn't use screws that require a star driver. Unless you have one of the right size, too, you ain't opening shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (pNxlR)

353 Nood

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 04:13 PM (iv0p7)

354 342 Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who is also probably the laziest federal worker in history"

Kelly works for Obama?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 04:14 PM (slNe8)

355 Lawrence O'Donnell also said Kelly works for "the laziest president in history, who is also probably the laziest federal worker in history"


We really need a national divorce. I have a plan if they would just ask me.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 04:14 PM (fcqmr)

356 When I had to cast an absentee ballot, I was told at
the county seat that they would not accept my valid US passport to
prove I was who I said I was. At the same moment, a women who was a
vocal Hillary fan was there to pick up dozens of ballots " to bring to
the elderly folks" of her church to "help them cast their vote."

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 07, 2018 03:58 PM (3t31F)

I suspect you were lied to... in Virginia at least, a valid US passport can be used as picture ID for voting. And it is so totally illegal to hand out stacks of ballots to third parties. WTH?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2018 04:16 PM (xDKH6)

357  trannies, we talking powerglides or torqueflites? big fucking difference.


Fordomatic

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 07, 2018 04:22 PM (2978h)

358 If it were me, I'd require an actual chromosomal change to change sex on the DL.

Posted by: gm at February 07, 2018 04:23 PM (DnNiq)

359 Hey, Larry. Why don't you say that to the General's face.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

I immediately thought of Full Metal Jacket when Gunny Hartman punched Joker in the gut and rendered him to the floor. I would pay good money to see Kelly do that to Little Larry.

FYI - Kelly refuses to apologize for his comment. Sempi Fi !!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

360 Where on earth would Lawrence O'Donnell get the idea that Trump is lazy? Based on what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 04:28 PM (8+Ozj)

361 If they would at least get orchiectomies, their libido would go down and they wouldn't care so deeply about people sleeping with them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 04:29 PM (/qEW2)

362 Nood but Gainzzz... zzz... zzz...

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 04:29 PM (ewxPW)

363 (for example, Carter Page had previously worked with the FBI as an
informant against Russian mobsters, ergo, presenting him to the FISA
court as a potential Russian spy is a bit rich).

Timeline information about Carter Page and Preet Bharara:
https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/
status/960855106462863362

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 04:38 PM (ewxPW)

364 I have yet to see a driver's license which says "gender."

They all say "sex." And sex is not changed by surgery. Gender, to the extent the word has any remaining meaning, isn't changed by surgery either, but either way it is irrelevant.

Maybe other states have gender licenses?

Posted by: thatch at February 07, 2018 04:44 PM (GxTZq)

365 229 Here's the law from Strategic's article:

"Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behavior targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman."

Do you think that made sense in the writer's head before it was written down?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 03:51 PM (iv0p7)

I'm sure it makes even less sense using Nottingham slang

Ay-up miduk - Hello (usually, but not exclusively, to a female)

Wotyavin? - What would you like to drink?

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 04:47 PM (oUK18)

366 Gaiinzzzz thread wore me out. I need a drink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 04:51 PM (7CM5W)

367 It seems, anatomically speaking, "asshole" is or ought to be a gender also.

Posted by: Anchovy at February 07, 2018 04:53 PM (c86/W)

368 trannies, we talking powerglides or torqueflites? big fucking difference.

Dynaflow

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2018 05:11 PM (XTiHL)

369 FenelonSpoke - O'Donnell has no clue and probably has never worked an honest day in his life. Like most adolescents, he just hurls insults to please his viewers.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 05:18 PM (oiNtH)

370 The prosecutor, Terry Curry, who criticized Trump's statements about Jackson's killer is a Democrat. Go figure.

Hey Curry, just do your job and try not stepping on your dick.

Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

371 OT: Fox seems to have forgotten that Obama's illegal DACA amnesty had a sunset clause and they keep blaming Trump for ending it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 05:23 PM (mpXpK)

372 Wrong thread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 05:26 PM (mpXpK)

373 Where on earth would Lawrence O'Donnell get the idea that Trump is lazy? Based on what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 04:28 PM (8+Ozj)


I had the same thought. I don't think even his haters believe that. Makes me wonder if this is another sign of scraping the bottom of the barrel to smear Trump.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 05:30 PM (WlX38)

374 I was in the wrong place but it was the right time
I was in the right place but it was the wrong time

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 05:31 PM (mMMjw)

375 They'd lick the feces off a San Francisco sidewalk if it would hurt Donald Trump.

Posted by: Hillbilly King taking back the neighborhood one block at a time at February 07, 2018 05:35 PM (mMMjw)

376 Honestly, at this point the word gender has been so redefined that states should switch ids and bathrooms over to chromosome with 3 choices XX, XY and "chromosomal anomaly" with testing for all. Should work for a good 50 years until retroviral engineer in is available.

Posted by: HowardDevore at February 07, 2018 07:24 PM (bE2ic)

377 Why would they allow them to identify, officially, as any other sex than they were born as even AFTER they are surgically disfigured?

A man with his penis surgically removed is a eunuch - a man with his penis surgically removed. He is not, and could never possibly be, a woman.

Posted by: Aarradin at February 08, 2018 04:51 AM (5kvQv)

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