Russian Pranksters Offer #FakeNews Dirt on Trump to Adam Schiff, and, Get This, Adam Schiff Desperately Wants That Dirt

Isn't this the same "collusion" that Donald Trump, Jr. is accused of having undertaken?

Remember, he was punked too -- the Russian lawyer Veselnitskya did not offer any information about Clinton. She used the claim of that just to get a meeting, which she then used to lobby against the Magnitsky Act until everyone got bored of her and asked her to wrap it up.

Strange that a Democrat pushing the idea that that act constituted "collusion" with Russians would gladly accept a phone call from Russians promising naked pictures of Trump, no?

And isn't it odd this isn't more of a media story?

Adam Schiff by telling Democrat that Putin has NAKED blackmail pictures of Trump - and he gets his staff to try to collect 'classified materials for the FBI'

Adam Schiff, the ranking Democratic member of the House Intel Committee was recorded speaking to Russian pranksters who spun elaborate 'kompromat' tale
He told Vocan and Lexus, two radio pranksters who have also hit Nikki Haley, that he would pass their claims to the FBI in a call made last year

The duo posed as a fake Ukrainian politician to say Trump had sex with Russian glamour model Olga Buzova after a Miss Universe pageant in 2013

In the call they said Putin had been passed naked pictures of Trump and now-president had used secret codes for talks with Russians

Duo gave emails to DailyMail.com which showed Schiff's staff trying to arrange to collect 'classified' documents from Ukraine's embassy in D.C.

Schiff's office claimed he was not fooled by the call and reported it to 'authorities' but did not explain why his staff kept up correspondence

Could this be among that "non-public information" Adam Schiff has previously claimed he had that proved the dossier?

The call, made a year ago, was actually from two Russian comedians nicknamed 'Vovan' and 'Lexus' who have become notorious for their phony calls to high-ranking American officials and celebrities, including UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and Elton John.

Its existence was first reportedby The Atlantic but not how a staff member working for the minority on the House Intelligence Committee pursued the information after the call.

Schiff's office said the congressman suspected the call was 'bogus' from the beginning and reported it to authorities afterward.

But in a recording of the eight minute conversation, Schiff appeared to take the call seriously or at least played along convincingly - and emails from the Democrat's staff to the fake politician afterwards said he had found it 'productive'.

Audio of the phone call at the link, in a video with a static picture image of the two pranksters.

Or see the embed below:

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM




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1 Absolutely top kek! It all makes sense now. Schiff was sure his memo wouldn't be released and Trump is going to do just that. I'd say tomorrow!

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (jxw6R)

2 We'll have Top men... look into this...

TOP MEN....

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

3 I could understand wanting naked pictures of Ivanka making out with Anna Chapman. But Donald? Gross.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (OD2ni)

4 Top. Men.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

5 Maybe we should think of a Monarchy instead of a Republic considering the quality of our elected Officials?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (SjImc)

6 Uh, is it true that all the contacts on Anthony Weiner's FBI confiscated computer were leaked?

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (eIQHF)

7 Congressman Schiff, you were suckered!

Let's get Trump to say something using Twitter about this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (5OEn4)

8 Adam Schiff and Crazy Auntie Maxine - how many brain cells between the two of them?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (3zhEq)

9 Uh, is it true that all the contacts on Anthony Weiner's FBI confiscated computer were leaked?
Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (eIQHF)

That is not all that leaked

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (SjImc)

10 The country's in the very best of hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

11 How do such low quality people get elected?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (3zhEq)

12 Shown for the idiotic doofus he is!

Posted by: AnnaS at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (67teE)

13 Love the chin beards.

Do they have a Pornhub channel?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (5OEn4)

14 Margins having a smoke whith the head of the video nestled on their shoulder?

Posted by: teej at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (Gu/HL)

15 LOL, those two dudes do look like a couple of wiseasses.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (OD2ni)

16 Okey dokey.

So, asshats are idiots.

Newsflash: Donkeys project. Whatever they accuse us of, they are doing, in spades.

Now, who on the donkey side do you suppose hired a bunch of hookers to pee on them?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (7UW64)

17 Schiff's allegedly an attorney.

Prolly paid one of these guys to take his bar exam.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 06:19 PM (5OEn4)

18 Note... another case of the Democrat doing EXACTLY what he accuses the Repub of doing...

When there is no evidence the Repub actually did it..

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

19 Oh, those scamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:19 PM (2iZKp)

20 How do such low quality people get elected?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (3zhEq)

Low Quality voters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2018 06:19 PM (SjImc)

21 11 How do such low quality people get elected?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (3zhEq)


Well, look at the process. Who would be stupid enough to subject himself to that?

You either need a serious, intelligent plan and a hide of steel, or....stupid. By the boatload.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 06, 2018 06:20 PM (7UW64)

22 Adam Schiff by telling Democrat that Putin has NAKED blackmail pictures of Trump

I can just imagine the Russians leaning against each other, laughing like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhqJfcNa3I

and wiping the tears from their eyes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:20 PM (jJMO3)

23 20
How do such low quality people get elected?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (3zhEq)


California

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2018 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

24 Anyone else getting hotdog down a hallway margins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:20 PM (2iZKp)

25 8 Adam Schiff and Crazy Auntie Maxine - how many brain cells between the two of them?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:17 PM (3zhEq)


0.73

Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at February 06, 2018 06:20 PM (zqw2D)

26 Yea, it was different when Schiff did it though. Signed. The MFM.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:21 PM (+1EJs)

27 Naked Donald Trump riding a polar bear.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:21 PM (3zhEq)

28 20 How do such low quality people get elected?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:18 PM (3zhEq)

Low Quality voters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2018 06:19 PM (SjImc)

Sadly.... like our Founding Fathers... I have come to believe that an unlimited Democracy will fail...

There was a reason they did not give EVERYONE the Right to vote initially in the Constitution.. and it was not slavery.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

29 The Russian pranksters also asked Schiff if he had Prince Albert in a can and Schiff still toook it seriously.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (OD2ni)

30 27 Naked Donald Trump riding a polar bear.
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:21 PM (3zhEq)

Well, he does seem to like the blondes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (2iZKp)

31 I was about to ask, "Who is Adam Schiff?", and then I saw this:

"Adam Schiff, the ranking Democratic member of the House Intel Committee."

Holy cow -- are you shitting me?

Credibility falls to zero. Or rather, falls from zero down deep into the negatives.

If the parties were reversed, this guy would be drummed out of Washington in two seconds flat.

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (42M22)

32 I'm home from work. What a day. This certainly calls for a bit of Glenlivet 18.

SpaceX press conference starting soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORTP545vAc

Live views of Starman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kKAHN6M

The mission isn't over yet. The Roadster is still attached to the second stage in an elliptical Earth orbit. There still needs to be another engine burn for Trans-Mars Injection. It's still a few hours away.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

33 Damn three hours behind and I still get top fifty.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (1q//V)

34 29 The Russian pranksters also asked Schiff if he had Prince Albert in a can and Schiff still toook it seriously.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (OD2ni)

And then went to catch his refrigerator, which was apparently running...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

35 Sorry, wrong Youtube subtitles (a Spanish version of the "Downfall" parodies), but the guy's laughter remains how I envisage the Russians laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (jJMO3)

36 "We are two wild and crazy guys"

Posted by: redenzo at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (14qvS)

37 Who has the Photoshop skills to insert Trump into a Frank Frazetta poster?

Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (42M22)

38 Every Moron should call Schiff's office using a fake foreign accent and offering him dirt on Trump - the more elaborate, the better. Record it. Let the mocking begin.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (vkS2Z)

39 Representative Schiff is your fridge running?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (3zhEq)

40 I retold an Arabian Nights story in the thread below if y'all haven't seen it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (tvk2S)

41 The Russians have a grand old time laughing at stupid American politicians.


Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (LiyEm)

42 14 teej

Prayers ascending for your illness.

Are you well enough to get away from all your groupies and let me buy you a drink?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (hyuyC)

43 Pranksters, yes. But are they merry?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

44 Pictures, in this age of Photoshop, don't mean all that much anymore.

Posted by: Lance Silverstone at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (ECDXs)

45 Maybe we should think of a Monarchy instead of a Republic considering the quality of our elected Officials?


Hereditary Monarch is even worse. Elevation should be determined in trial by combat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

46 Hat nicht das Schiff schon gesegelt?

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (7rlrd)

47 The mission isn't over yet. The Roadster is still attached to the second stage in an elliptical Earth orbit. There still needs to be another engine burn for Trans-Mars Injection. It's still a few hours away.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

Rewatching the launch now. Pretty f'n cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (2iZKp)

48 You better let him out before he smothers!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

49 "It rains again on Brighton Beach."

Destined to join "the chair is against the wall" in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (tRaq7)

50 Rep. Schiff, do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

51 A better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_x_CJH1jL0

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:26 PM (jJMO3)

52 Canst no one give this man a wedgie?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:26 PM (3zhEq)

53 Damn, I should have read ALL the comments.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2018 06:26 PM (LAe3v)

54 "52 Canst no one give this man a wedgie?"


And a swirlie.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (OD2ni)

55 I retold an Arabian Nights story in the thread below if y'all haven't seen it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 06:24 PM (tvk2S)
----------

And it was funny, and in spite of it not being my usual, uh, genre, I appreciated the distraction very much!

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (kNasr)

56 1
Absolutely top kek! It all makes sense now. Schiff was sure his memo
wouldn't be released and Trump is going to do just that. I'd say
tomorrow!

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at February 06, 2018 06:16 PM (jxw6R)------------------------------------
Trump should give the dem memo to the DOJ and FBI and tell them to decide what should be redacted, then release it.

Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (pkU+3)

57 Boom goes the margins!

Russian bots no doubt!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

58 Collusion with the Russians!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

59 47 The mission isn't over yet. The Roadster is still attached to the second stage in an elliptical Earth orbit. There still needs to be another engine burn for Trans-Mars Injection. It's still a few hours away.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

Rewatching the launch now. Pretty f'n cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (2iZKp)


For geek me, the coolest part was the simultaneous landing of the side boosters. Looked like ballet.

Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (zqw2D)

60 rickl

What an exciting launch. The two side boosters landing in view of each other was gold!

Did the center booster land on the sea platform?

The cheering and "Go! Baby Go!" brought tears to my eyes. Me -- a curmudgeon with crust underneath my crust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (hyuyC)

61 The mission isn't over yet. The Roadster is still attached to the second stage in an elliptical Earth orbit. There still needs to be another engine burn for Trans-Mars Injection. It's still a few hours away.

Did you catch what was on the digital readout of the car?

"Don't panic!"

I lol'd heartily.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:28 PM (tRaq7)

62 Canst no one give this man a wedgie?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:26 PM (3zhEq)

Maybe his mom should just yank his ear.

Posted by: golfman at February 06, 2018 06:28 PM (48QDY)

63 Troll-Level : Slav

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)

64 You have been a bad influence on me, Palpatine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

65 This guy makes me think about the benefits of bullying.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (3zhEq)

66 Did Ace blow the margins?

Posted by: Captain Memo, skipper of the Naughty Us at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (EzdLW)

67 Douchebag says what? Baba booey!

Posted by: Ivan Fukuski at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (bJ0w+)

68 The fat lady likes her butter in tubs. The Moon is over Miami. The black skillet fries a mean egg. That is all until 00:05 GMT

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (1q//V)

69 Another thing you can say for SpaceX: they seem to realize that part of this is about publicity and putting on a show. I think they took the line "Made going to the moon like a trip to Pittsburgh" to heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (2iZKp)

70 47
Rewatching the launch now. Pretty f'n cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:25 PM (2iZKp)


I watched it live at work and my heart was pounding like a jackhammer during the last minute of the countdown and I don't think I took a breath until the side boosters separated.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

71
As stated previously, Adam Schiff wants naked pics of Donald Trump.

He's gay like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

72 off sock

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 06:30 PM (EzdLW)

73 Hello, is this Rep. Schiff?

Sir, could you tell me, is your refrigerator running?

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at February 06, 2018 06:30 PM (9SkN+)

74 I was playing along, investigating!

Posted by: Adam Schiffty at February 06, 2018 06:30 PM (kyG8i)

75 thank you bluebell :^)

Arabian Nights stories are full of nsfw, heh. Sometimes they are accused of being misogynist but the one I adapted pretty clearly makes the stupid husband the butt of the joke.

I got the impression from my stint in Algeria that there was an underground of women who didn't think highly of Arab Muslim men. Dunno why!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 06:30 PM (tvk2S)

76 64. Noo......the truth is, the power has always been inside you. The ring was bupkis - I got it out of a Cracker Jacks box.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 06:30 PM (fA1SL)

77 I think the embedded video enwidened the margins.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

78 I ordered a couple of those M57s. The ammo costs are going to kill me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

79 Democrats have the maturity of 8 year olds. Dude, you got faked! Nuuuh Uhhh I knew he was faking the whole time!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 06:31 PM (wdmm9)

80 38
Every Moron should call Schiff's office using a fake foreign accent and
offering him dirt on Trump - the more elaborate, the better. Record it.
Let the mocking begin.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (vkS2Z)




I think I'll post that at 4Chan /pol/ and see what happens.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 06, 2018 06:31 PM (U3sWw)

81 I watched it live at work and my heart was pounding like a jackhammer during the last minute of the countdown and I don't think I took a breath until the side boosters separated.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

I did not get tuned in until after the initial launch, but saw the boosters touch down. Very awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:31 PM (2iZKp)

82 To quote Frank Costello from The Departed, "..they're so hot for me, we give him a whiff of my ass, he'll crawl right in it."

Posted by: Uriah Heep at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (XQW75)

83 Hey, what's the cost of a wire transfer to Nigeria?

Anybody?

Posted by: Rep. Adam Schiff at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (9SkN+)

84 The press conference is about to get underway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORTP545vAc

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

85 Schiff doesn't know what he desires.
Is he man enough to behold the naked Donald?
The sight would unmake him.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (3zhEq)

86 There was a reason they did not give EVERYONE the Right to vote initially in the Constitution.. and it was not slavery.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

Yep the sneering and snarking at those old dead dummies living in the dusty musty past.

Turns out they had a far better understanding of humanity than the dolts in charge today.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (4ErVI)

87 Where the hell did adam schiff come from? I never heard of him until this anti trump hysteria.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (wdmm9)

88 How do you say Tool in Russian?

Apparatchik.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (rpYJm)

89 Hey, what's the cost of a wire transfer to Nigeria?


It depends on the modalities.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

90 38

Every Moron should call Schiff's office using a fake foreign accent and

offering him dirt on Trump - the more elaborate, the better. Record it.

Let the mocking begin.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 06, 2018 06:23 PM (vkS2Z)

Get his number from the Weiner leak.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (kyG8i)

91 Damn, I should have read ALL the comments.

==============

Why? The first ten are wasted on people writing first or second up to ten for some unbeknownst reason. It is a thing.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 06, 2018 06:32 PM (rdl6o)

92 WTF?!?! I love timelines now!

On to watch the video.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:33 PM (g4lFK)

93 78. You have chosen wisely. Keep it clean and oiled and feed it surplus ammo. Or Prvi Partizan, if you feel like giving it and yourself a treat.

And whatever your current hearing protection is - it's probably not up to tue task.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 06:33 PM (fA1SL)

94 I think I'll post that at 4Chan /pol/ and see what happens.

Tell us when so we can go pop some popcorn first.

This is hilarious. Schiff-for-brains indeed.

What a maroon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:33 PM (tRaq7)

95 Anyone notice anything odd about the cheering crowd at the launch?

Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2018 06:33 PM (pkU+3)

96 Did the center booster land on the sea platform?



The cheering and "Go! Baby Go!" brought tears to my eyes. Me -- a curmudgeon with crust underneath my crust.





Posted by: NaCly DI hear the center overboosted and missed the platform by about 20 feet...may or may not be technically correct

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 06, 2018 06:33 PM (CDETr)

97 The Falcon Heavy launch was by far the coolest video today.

Adam Schiff is by far the biggest eater of dicks today.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (iiixZ)

98 That man is dumber than a stump.

Stump Dumb.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

99 EVERY accusation, of any sort, about anything, by Democrats, is projection. They are so morally corrupt that they are incapable of imagining that others do not think in their terms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (ZpfqO)

100 Willowed on the last thread. Trump should return two copies of the memo to Schiff. One redacted and one not redacted and then tweet, "Your call Schiff."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (7+qdf)

101 I was about to ask, "Who is Adam Schiff?", and then I saw this:

You can't have missed that pencil necked geek. His sister was married to Soros' son. He's the biggest, or most reprehensible worm in DC.

Posted by: dagny at February 06, 2018 06:35 PM (16bxt)

102 Mmmmm. Girthy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 06:35 PM (ZpfqO)

103 I don't know what's going on so I'll just sit here and watch.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

104 How topical, a margin call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 06:36 PM (ZpfqO)

105 SO, Congress releases the memo, shedding light on corruption in the FBI, and in retaliation the FBI leaks Weiner's contact list. Huh?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 06:36 PM (wdmm9)

106 >>> His sister was married to Soros' son.

really?! I did not know that.

Posted by: RUSSIAN ace with naked pictures of your butt at February 06, 2018 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

107 notice anything odd about the cheering crowd at the launch?
Posted by: Javems at February




?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)

108 I see an opportunity here. We should have our team of #punksters. Brimming with juicy gossip. Calling democrats nation wide. Media shills too.

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 06, 2018 06:37 PM (xSL8j)

109 So this is a year ago? Funny it comes out now...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2018 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

110 107
notice anything odd about the cheering crowd at the launch?

Posted by: Javems at February









?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)


All in Russian!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 06, 2018 06:37 PM (7+qdf)

111 In other news, Democrats are dumbasses.

Posted by: tbodie at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (aL/zM)

112 >>>Adam Schiff is by far the biggest eater of dicks today.


he's like a massive dick black hole that gravitationally consumes all dicks within three light years' distance.

Posted by: RUSSIAN ace with naked pictures of your butt at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (8rNrN)

113 if this information was known by schiff to be stolen...then it's super treason

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (V3U1L)

114 Us Californians sure know how to pick elected official. Nothing but the best and brightest.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

115 But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr.

Posted by: SEATAF at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (75jey)

116 They should have tried to see if Schiff would give them his bank account number so they could wire money out of Nigeria.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (F5+ro)

117 Seriously though, even if there were such photos, what was he going to do with them? Which media outlet would post them, other than the smutty ones?

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

118 Schiff, listen to me. I tell you how to kill moose and squirrel!

Posted by: B. Badenov at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (9SkN+)

119 Why? The first ten are wasted on people writing first or second up to ten for some unbeknownst reason. It is a thing.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February




descendants from the mexican human sacrifice cultures.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)

120 112 Even Bret Stephens caan't compete?

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (LiyEm)

121 >>>115 But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr.
Posted by: SEATAF

um, says who? Why wouldn't Trump Jr. turn it over to the FBI to get Hillary prosecuted?

Look at you, looking for any kind of imagined difference you can claim makes this Totes Different.

Posted by: RUSSIAN ace with naked pictures of your butt at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (8rNrN)

122 60 rickl

What an exciting launch. The two side boosters landing in view of each other was gold!

Did the center booster land on the sea platform?

The cheering and "Go! Baby Go!" brought tears to my eyes. Me -- a curmudgeon with crust underneath my crust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2018 06:27 PM (hyuyC)


No, they apparently lost the center booster. I haven't heard what happened. But the two side boosters landing simultaneously more than made up for that.

Remember, as impressive as the booster landings are, they are always a secondary objective in any SpaceX flight. The primary mission is to put the payload in the proper orbit. A mission where the boosters land safely but the payload is destroyed or fails to reach orbit counts as a failure.

(In this case, though, the primary mission was to test the Falcon Heavy, and was wildly successful. The "payload" is a bit of a joke, after all.)

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

123 No laughing matter. Adam Schiff and the Democrat party hates our guts and wants us dead. Why? Who the fuck really knows, other than they are a bunch of pathological power seekers who would have put a Hillary in office to keep the wages of sin- real, honest to God sin- flowing their way. Democrats have been enslaving, revolting, and destroying for 150 years. Why would they stop now? Time to go Cromwell.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (mIJ9W)

124 I'm all for releasing the Schiff Memo.

I'd really like to know, exactly, how the FBI is spying on the American Public.

I assume they're getting rubber-stamped approval to listen to phones, tap e-mails, open bank and medical records, etc... etc...

But I'd like to know.

Release the damn memo. I insist.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (fiGNd)

125 That's comedy?

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (4CCz5)

126 Mr Schiff, can you say, "Underwear?"

Posted by: Dialing for Dough at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (kyG8i)

127 Government is not only Hollywood for Ugly People, it's also Mensa for Stupid People.

Wait, I didn't mean that...

Posted by: Adam Schifftless at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (H8S+R)

128 115
But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended
to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and
that of Don Jr.

Posted by: SEATAF at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (75jey)

Adam Schiff is a Double- Nought Spy too?
Whooooooweeeee I can't wait till I see him at headquarters.!


Posted by: Jethro Bodine at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (7+qdf)

129 Adam Schiff is by far the biggest eater of dicks today.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (iiixZ)

___

mmmmm do go on please

Posted by: Shep at February 06, 2018 06:40 PM (vyHiq)

130 115 But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr.
Posted by: SEATAF at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (75jey)


Proof? And if that was really his intention it was with the knowledge of what the fbi was doing to trump in Jan 2017.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (wdmm9)

131 he's also a CA rep, zombie

(worse than retired Stark)

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (C6eZV)

132 Maybe Schiff would have passed the photos on the FBI but they'd have been sticky.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (3zhEq)

133 In Putin Russia, comedy owns you

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (vyHiq)

134 notice anything odd about the cheering crowd at the launch?

Nothing out of the ordinary in all the decades I've watched launches.

I give up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (tRaq7)

135 * Us Californians sure know how to pick elected official. Nothing but the best and brightest.
Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)*

I think it is a dastardly plot to send your biggest idiots to DC. Sad for California, you are overrun with idiots.

Posted by: tbodie at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (aL/zM)

136 Maybe Schiff would have passed the photos on the FBI but they'd have been sticky.


Gak!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

137 Fucking ROTFLMAO.

It's like the Russian Jerky Boys!!! How are they not laughing during that call.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (g4lFK)

138 it was all right for Schiff to engage in collusion because he wasn't running against Trump. It would have been wrong for Hillary or her people to attempt to get dirt about Trump from Russian intelligence types.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (ILitO)

139 136 Maybe Schiff would have passed the photos on the FBI but they'd have been sticky.


Gak!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

Like he'd spilled a whole bottle of Elmer's on them.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

140 I'm laughing in Russian!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 06:43 PM (4CCz5)

141 138 it was all right for Schiff to engage in collusion because he wasn't running against Trump. It would have been wrong for Hillary or her people to attempt to get dirt about Trump from Russian intelligence types.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (ILitO)

Sounds good enough for me!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (F5+ro)

142 Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

I may be in California right now, but I don't vote here so y'all can't blame me.

And even though I voted for the other guy, I guess I have to take the blame for "Light in the Loafers" Graham who always seems to win in SC.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (1q//V)

143 And I don't even KNOW Russian!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (4CCz5)

144 Is bush league psych out stuff. Laughable, man! HA HAAA!

Posted by: Jesus Quintana at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

145 140 I'm laughing in Russian!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 06:43 PM (4CCz5)

I'm laughing at the superior intellect.

Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (2iZKp)

146 notice anything odd about the cheering crowd at the launch?

Nothing out of the ordinary in all the decades I've watched launches.

I give up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM (tRaq7)

They are SpaceX employees. They were rightly proud of the launch.

The 2 boosters landing simultaneously was like science fiction. It was amazing.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 06:44 PM (T71PA)

147 130
115 But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff
intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his
behavior and that of Don Jr.

Posted by: SEATAF at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (75jey)





Proof? And if that was really his intention it was with the knowledge of what the fbi was doing to trump in Jan 2017.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (wdmm9)

Being naked is a crime? Or is it just that the FBI could more propoerly use it as a blackmail lever.Which is it? Double Nought Schiff

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (7+qdf)

148 I believe Mike Lindell is a Russian plot,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (6Ll1u)

149 131 he's also a CA rep, zombie

(worse than retired Stark)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 06:41 PM (C6eZV)


Fartney Stork retired? They found someone worse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

150 Fucking ROTFLMAO.

It's like the Russian Jerky Boys!!! How are they not laughing during that call.
Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:42 PM

I'll wrap your head in with a fuckin ratchet! OK sizzlechest.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (+1EJs)

151 Like he'd spilled a whole bottle of Elmer's on them.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)


That's not Elmer's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

152 If being nekkid is a crime, the Horde better lawyer up.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (EzdLW)

153 Jesus H. Christ I about pissed myself when they named the suspicious woman (around 6 minutes) and said she needs to be checked in her/the ass and then changed the phrase to sound like the US.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (g4lFK)

154 ScoggDog: "I assume they're getting rubber-stamped approval to listen to phones, tap e-mails, open bank and medical records, etc... etc...

But I'd like to know."


Well, you know you already know this. FISA court statistics prove it, and it's supposed to be the platinum with gold and diamond flourish standard. One almost has better odds of getting hit by lightning than having a warrant rejected.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

155 It's almost as if these creeps like Schiff and GPS live out their sex lives vicariously through Donald Trump. They're always gravitating towards the pr0n. I can just imagine the dossier being pored over with great interest by the FBI's inner circle of jerks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (/qEW2)

156 Mr. Schiff. There's a lost wallet under there.

Schiff: Under where?

You just said underwear!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (+1EJs)

157 I have to give Elon Musk credit...the man knows how to put on a show.

Make a profit...no.

Put on a show....hell yes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (vyHiq)

158 Does Schiff have a locker to get stuffed into?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:48 PM (3zhEq)

159 Well, you know you already know this. FISA court statistics prove it, and it's supposed to be the platinum with gold and diamond flourish standard. One almost has better odds of getting hit by lightning than having a warrant rejected.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

Top. Men.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 06:48 PM (T71PA)

160 Did Sol Rosenberg make an appearance in the call?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:48 PM (vyHiq)

161 155
It's almost as if these creeps like Schiff and GPS live out their sex
lives vicariously through Donald Trump. They're always gravitating
towards the pr0n. I can just imagine the dossier being pored over with
great interest by the FBI's inner circle of jerks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (/qEW2)
Yes, they seem unnaturally obsessed with sex stuff. Its rather off putting to most normal folks, I suspect.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

162 I have to give Elon Musk credit...the man knows how to put on a show.
Make a profit...no.
Put on a show....hell yes.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (vyHiq)

Swindle the American taxpayer.....absolutely.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)

163 Hold you fast to my guidance, Adam Schiff. I show you the way.

Posted by: ugandan knuckles at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (tvk2S)

164 Agree with Scogg. This shit is so much worse than we could believe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (9hZ6N)

165 Does Schiff have a locker to get stuffed into?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 06, 2018 06:48 PM

Closet? Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (+1EJs)

166
But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr.

Posted by: SEATAF


Dunce, that dog don't hunt, here. Dunce.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (LS/WX)

167 ut the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended
to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and
that of Don Jr.





What? Does this really make sense to you? Take another stab at it.

Posted by: dagny at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (16bxt)

168 These guys were smart, posing as EUkropean Parliament member. Clinton & the dems lurv them some Poroshenko.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

169 Mr Schiff, could you call Mike Hunt to act as a witness to this?

Posted by: Pranksters at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (kyG8i)

170
But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr.

Posted by: SEATAF



Enter the Barrel, dunce. It's your turn.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (LS/WX)

171 Glad you are not perma banninated, Steve and Cold Bear.

Posted by: ugandan knuckles at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (tvk2S)

172 That man is dumber than a stump.

Stump Dumb.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

I'm way smarter than that asshole!

Posted by: The Stump at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (NTM5E)

173 Dunce, that dog don't hunt, here. Dunce.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 06, 2018 06:49 PM (LS/WX)

You said dunce twice.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

174 Sock!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (tvk2S)

175 Where were the naked photos supposed to have come from? The prostitutes?

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

176 What? Does this really make sense to you? Take another stab at it.

His native language is ... Russian!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

177
I like dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (LS/WX)

178 ace, also ck out the stuff with Schiff going on Russian TV to talk about tightening up standards for FISA warrants (I think that was the point).


Now, THAT is perfect.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (QDnY+)

179 i grew up listening to my full blooded sicilian pop scream at the tv...i carry on the tradition with pride.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (C6eZV)

180 It's binary at this point. Our DC Betters and Overlords have gone full retard. No telling how many times the Russian Jerky Boys have been the scource of information.

Shut it all down. Send them to GITMO and seize their assets because they are that retarded and have lost all rights to be American citizens.

This is funny as fuck but it's just as disturbing.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (g4lFK)

181 Note how clean Trump's campaign was. The only way sex was tied into it was by pointing out how Hillary enabled Bill's abuse. There was nothing salacious about it - Trump did not seek to spread rumors about Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (/qEW2)

182 Did Sol Rosenberg make an appearance in the call?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:48 PM

Sure, fantastic then. Oh boy, I did it this time. Oh I was litin fireworks, and you know it was bout the size of a toilet papah tube, and it went off. My gaewd these things are dangerous! My hand is all stingy. OK I'll be in I'll see you with my nub!
Frank Rizzo would be even better. Get Jim Comey I said!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (+1EJs)

183 Jim Carrey - yeah that Jim Carrey - is calling for everyone to delete their FB accounts and sell FB stock.

Why?

Cuz FB allowed the Russians to elect Trump, with their whopping $300K ad buy.

And no I am not making this shit up. But hey I'm all for destroying FB, so what the hell...you go get 'em Jimmy.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (vyHiq)

184 That Olga Bazoomba...what a dame!

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

185 Send them to GITMO and seize their assets because they are that retarded and have lost all rights to be American citizens.

Hey it's my peeps who would have to treat them down there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (SjImc)

186 Trump did not seek to spread rumors about Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.


The mind reels, the stomach .. heaves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

187 Bezos shoulda stuffed teh Hillbeast into that Starman Suit, and launched her on the Falcon Very Very Extra Heavy.

That way, she finally could've burst upwards through that "glass ceiling". And, she'd have a few, fleeting, fatal moments of the sensation of being "above us all", but for realz, this time.

And most importantly? WE WOULD THEN BE RID OF HER, FOREVER!

Oh, and load Sheila Jackson Lee into the right seat of the Tesla.

Payload coordinates, to the American Flag on Mars. Orbit until located. Lather, rinse, and repeat for eons.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (QzJWU)

188 Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

My city councilman used is a male model.
It takes a certain kind of "intellect" to elect that to an already mismanaged city.

Posted by: Surfperch, Deplorable RUSSIAN BOT with chainsaw bayonet at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (QUtQ6)

189
But the point (and i say this as no Schiff fan) is that Schiff intended to pass it onto the FBI. That's the difference between his behavior and that of Don Jr. Posted by: SEATAF at February 06, 2018 06:38 PM (75jey)

And somehow you know Don Jr. didn't plan to.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (lKyWE)

190 OK. The GOP needs to pick someone to run against Schiff and pay for this to be put into a commercial.

If Schiff was not a member of the DNC tribe the FNM and the late night shows would be gleeful about all the free/easy content that just fell into their laps but of course they will smother this because tribe before ratings.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (eASYU)

191 How come Algore isn't at the opening of the Olympics? Where snow is a thing of the past?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)

192 Trump did not seek to spread rumors about Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (/qEW2)

Because *shudder*.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (2iZKp)

193 Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (/qEW2)


Easy, stomach. Steady on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

194 Why is the little icon on the tab a blue M? It's always been the Ace of Spades HQ logo? I don't like change.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 06:53 PM (lwiT4)

195 So Trump and R Kelly were in a hotel room in Moscow. Then....

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:53 PM (+1EJs)

196 The gorge also rises ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

197 Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (/qEW2)

__

Bro!! Some things simply should never be spoken (or typed).

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (vyHiq)

198 How come Algore isn't at the opening of the Olympics? Where snow is a thing of the past?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)
=====================

Does that start today?

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4)

199 Listened. Schiff totally bought it on the call. he sounded like he was getting excited about the naked pics...like in a fagola kinda way.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (4CCz5)

200 The double meanings with their some of their words the way they spoke could not be anymore clear.



Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (g4lFK)

201 simultaneously landing two boosters perfectly, tres cool.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)

202 Why is the little icon on the tab a blue M? It's always been the Ace of Spades HQ logo? I don't like change.


Hmm, it's always been a cherry for me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

203 Hmph. Never noticed. Robert Duvall plays a cab driver in Bullitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (ZpfqO)

204 #neverskankles: "Jim Carrey - yeah that Jim Carrey - is calling for everyone to delete their FB accounts and sell FB stock..."

Best decision he's made since creating Fire Marshall Bill. You go, Girl!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (H8S+R)

205 I have to give Elon Musk credit...the man knows how to put on a show.

Make a profit...no.

Put on a show....hell yes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:47 PM (vyHiq)


========

Why would he feel the motivation to make a profit if he gets subsidies? He's a member of the FSA billionaire's club.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

206 Dems *always* play the sex scandal angle because in their mind all right wing voters are religious fanatic prudes.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (kyG8i)

207 187
Oh, and load Sheila Jackson Lee into the right seat of the Tesla.

Payload coordinates, to the American Flag on Mars. Orbit until located. Lather, rinse, and repeat for eons.

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (QzJWU)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

208 My city councilman used is a male model.

Hey!

Posted by: (ex-)Senator Scott Brown (the one who pussed out and lost) at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (tvk2S)

209 Where were the naked photos supposed to have come from? The prostitutes?
Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

They were suppose to search her ass I believe.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (g4lFK)

210 simultaneously landing two boosters perfectly, tres cool.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM


Dude. Nobody wants to hear about your sex life.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (2FqvZ)

211 In fairness to Schiff, he's an incompetent hack desperate to assert power to cover up his unfathomable idiocy and impotence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (fA1SL)

212 206 Dems *always* play the sex scandal angle because in their mind all right wing voters are religious fanatic prudes.
Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (kyG8i)

__

Yep. And twits like AnalPundit are dumbfounded how icky flyover deplorables in sister humping states still like Trump. Cuz OMG porn star!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (vyHiq)

213 Elon's coming!

Three Dog Night hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (tRaq7)

214 Best decision he's made since creating Fire Marshall Bill. You go, Girl!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM

You mean Sid Blumenthal?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (+1EJs)

215 no musk fan but if he is succeeding in lowering the cost of putting stuff into orbit and making technical gains he deserves credit for what he achieves. not like the members of ula have not been engaged in bribery and other crimes.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

216 Why is the little icon on the tab a blue M? It's always been the Ace of Spades HQ logo? I don't like change.

The Minx has become self-aware.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 06, 2018 06:57 PM (Tyii7)

217 Oh yeah the olympics start soon don't they. Where everything will be on 12 hour delay because NBC must absolutely have stuff air on prime time.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 06, 2018 06:57 PM (lKs2v)

218 >>Hillary having kinky fetishes or naked orgies.


Didn't Hillz make a trip or two to Epstein's island?
Trump couldn't bring up that because he had been friendly w/Epstein, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2018 06:57 PM (W+vEI)

219 Does that start today?
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4)


Who cares?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

220 Bro!! Some things simply should never be spoken (or typed).
Posted by: #neverskankles


Seriously. That's like reading aloud from the Necronomicon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 06:57 PM (tvk2S)

221 Dude. Nobody wants to hear about your sex life.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February




1, you are wrong
2, how does that have anything to do with sex?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

222 Where are the GRAVE CONCERNS! Statements from the intel community?

Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (3g9Il)

223 Simply by relying on NBC commercials, I understand that the entire US Olympic team is composed of women athletes. And most of them non-white.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (vyHiq)

224 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 06:52 PM (eASYU)

CA-28 has a PVI of D+23.
That combined with California's jungle primary means he will never even face a Republican in the general election.

Posted by: Surfperch, Deplorable RUSSIAN BOT with chainsaw bayonet at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (QUtQ6)

225 Press conference finally starting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORTP545vAc

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

226 I will take out my dong and how you say, take you to woodshed. Is okay? For dossier.

Posted by: Ivan Fukuski at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (bJ0w+)

227 If this gets out for the primaries we have have a new majority MAGA Party supermajority in the House and Senators making a 180 to join MAGA.

535 Peter Schiffs. Dear Lord help us all.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM (g4lFK)

228 Yep. And twits like AnalPundit are dumbfounded how icky flyover deplorables in sister humping states still like Trump. Cuz OMG porn star!!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:56 PM

I said earlier today. I am done clicking my last link at Tepid Air. Same with the NYT, WAPO, CNN etc. etc. etc. I've decided to not look at the crash scene when I drive by. Those places are LGF to me. Fuck em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:59 PM (+1EJs)

229 206 Dems *always* play the sex scandal angle because in their mind all right wing voters are religious fanatic prudes.
Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (kyG8i)


Nah. I think that they're obsessed with sex and other bodily functions. Look at the womyn's marches with the pussy hats and menstrual references, and the left's support for every kind of perversion and mental illness. This is right in their wheelhouse, which is, of course, why they jumped at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

230 He Schiffted his Peter hearing about teh nakid Donald.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:00 PM (+1EJs)

231 Sound dude needs to turn Elon's mic up and the crowd mic down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (tRaq7)

232 206 Dems *always* play the sex scandal angle because in their mind all right wing voters are religious fanatic prudes.
Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (kyG8i)

Where do all those kids come from? It is not like they are found under cabbage leaves.

*sits libtard down*

You see, mixxy, when a real man and women love each other very much, they hug each other in a very special way...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (2iZKp)

233 Schiff's demagogic high wire act soon will end like they all do, with a few folks wailing about the latest Wallenda. The propaganda organs will try to keep a lid on it but as we and even their thick asses have discovered that doesn't work so well in the digital age (damn bots!).

Oh, and those two Russkies are good but can you imagine how much Schiff could be played by a real pro?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (0VW5V)

234 I said earlier today. I am done clicking my last link at Tepid Air. Same with the NYT, WAPO, CNN etc. etc. etc. I've decided to not look at the crash scene when I drive by. Those places are LGF to me. Fuck em.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 06:59 PM (+1EJs)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

235 Minnfidel: "You mean Sid Blumenthal?"

In Living Color character from waaay back. Which is to say Carrey hasn't made a good decision in a while. A long while.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (H8S+R)

236 Here comes the chase scene.

Advice: Short Chrysler.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (nBBdT)

237 They put an ARK data disk in the Roadster too. With the Asimov foundation trilogy as the data.

Sooo, interesting SciFy premises with aliens finding the roadster 1000 years from now, the dummy in the SpaceX spacesuit and the Asimov trilogy story but not catching that the trilogy is just a fiction story.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (eASYU)

238 Here is a better press conference link:

http://abcnews.go.com/live/video/special-live-3

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

239 I'm in Cali, and won't see events live, what's the time difference between us and Korea? Does NBC know that the internet is a thing?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (6Ll1u)

240 Nah. I think that they're obsessed with sex and other bodily functions.


It's like they all had toilet training trauma.


However, I think when you worship 'self', the pinnacle of self is the orgasm and related issues. That's their god.

Posted by: dagny at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (16bxt)

241 Minnfidel: "You mean Sid Blumenthal?"

In Living Color character from waaay back. Which is to say Carrey hasn't made a good decision in a while. A long while.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM

Back when comedians were just worried about, you know. Comedy. I call Sid, "burn victim" Blumenthal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (+1EJs)

242 Where are the GRAVE CONCERNS! Statements from the intel community?
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM

They're trying to figure out how to word the statement so it doesn't sound like Russian Crank Yankers is better at their game than they are.

Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (5+Kko)

243 So I am not the only one who gets Musk and Bezos mixed up in what they look like.

Musk looks like a personal trainer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (2iZKp)

244 {{{binary}}}

Say the secret woid and win an all expensive trip to lush and lovely Vanuatu.

Monk, you're a winna'!!!

Posted by: Grouchy at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM (Vf2XA)

245 NBC tells me that loving my country is racist. But it also tells me I should watch the Olympics and cheer for my country.

What to do, what to do?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM (vyHiq)

246 237 They put an ARK data disk in the Roadster too. With the Asimov foundation trilogy as the data.

Sooo, interesting SciFy premises with aliens finding the roadster 1000 years from now, the dummy in the SpaceX spacesuit and the Asimov trilogy story but not catching that the trilogy is just a fiction story.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM (eASYU)



Who would be that dumb?

Posted by: Jason Nesbit at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM (lKs2v)

247 Where are the GRAVE CONCERNS! Statements from the intel community?
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 06:58 PM

They're trying to figure out how to word the statement so it doesn't sound like Russian Crank Yankers is better at their game than they are.
Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2018 07:02 PM

In Russia, yank comes to your crank.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM (+1EJs)

248 me that loving my country is racist. But it also tells me I should watch the Olympics and cheer for my country.

What to do, what to do?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February




simply cheer for the white athletes!

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM (MTjB1)

249 Damn, they fixed the audio.

Thanks, Bob from NSA.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (tRaq7)

250 Why would he feel the motivation to make a profit if he gets subsidies? He's a member of the FSA billionaire's club.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

I have to disagree with many of the horde.

I have no idea what he is as a person but SpaceX is the best thing to happen to the American space program since Apollo and maybe better. Yes he has used subsidies, I know I would, to create a world class rocket program. If subsidies are a bad thing then where is the complaining about JPL? The subsidies will not last forever (but it is the gubmint we're talking about.)

I don't care about Tesla and the Boring companies. Besides he was selling friggin' flame throwers.


Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (T71PA)

251 I can not watch the olympics just as hard as I not watched the superbowl. Life is good.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (H8S+R)

252 McQueen's Mustang could have used a non-slip differential.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 07:05 PM (ZpfqO)

253 Fartney Stork retired? They found someone worse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (YqDXo)



Barbara Lee. Dumber, but not as deliberately malicious as Stark. That man made me want to get out my telescopic deer rifle.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (ujg0T)

254 Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (T71PA)

__

Ah the old "I hate when govt spends money on things, unless those things are things I like" argument. And you say we have a $20T debt? So weird.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (vyHiq)

255 >>>Where do all those kids come from? It is not like they are found under cabbage leaves.<<<

It is rape. In neighborhoods classified as abortion deserts. Without Planned Parenthood our adversaries would mighty and unrivaled.

Posted by: Ivan Fukuski at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (bJ0w+)

256
My rocket of love never explode on pad prematurely.

Posted by: Boris Chicheseyov at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (2FqvZ)

257 omg the chase scene!!!

Posted by: vivi at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (11H2y)

258 Oh, and those two Russkies are good but can you imagine how much Schiff could be played by a real pro?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 07:01 PM (0VW5V)


I don't think that that's the game. I think the game is to see how ridiculous a story they can make up and still get this retard to believe it.

We used to compete doing that with a sweet but incredibly gullible gal in grad school. The trick was to start off plausibly (and truthfully), and then make the story progressively more and more ridiculous.

At one point I had her believing that the atomic weight of rhenium, the last naturally-occurring element to be discovered (true), was somewhat uncertain because when the German chemist determined its atomic weight, a fly landed in the crucible and was incinerated. So the chemist caught 50 flies, incinerated them, divided the weight by 50, and subtracted it from his determination of rhenium's atomic weight. And so, to this day, the atomic weight of rhenium has some uncertainty associated with it.

"Really?"

The hard part was getting everyone else to keep a straight face as you told the story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

259 NBC tells me that loving my country is racist. But it also tells me I should watch the Olympics and cheer for my country.

What to do, what to do?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:03 PM

I am ashamed to say it, but I hope Lindsey Vonn shatters her ankle or knee into dust.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (+1EJs)

260 Mr Schiff, have you stopped beating off to naked Donald Trump pictures yet?

Posted by: Phoney Phonester at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (kyG8i)

261 Where are promoted and televised show hearings? Where are the perp walks?
Where are the five o'clock press conferences held by prosecutors?
Where are the trials?
Where are the convictions?

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (Vf2XA)

262 I am ashamed to say it, but I hope Lindsey Vonn shatters her ankle or knee into dust.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (+1EJs)

___

I'm not ashamed to say it at all. I have that nasty cunt falls and breaks many bones in her body.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (vyHiq)

263 Now Schiff's going to have to hire Russian comedians to prank call Devin Nunes, and claim to have nekkid Hillary photos. So the MSM can report it.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (EzdLW)

264

I trust CNN so little, it wouldn't be surprising that all of this was just a set up for creating content to spew all over their horrible network.

They are insane over there, could certainly be plausible.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (AASEZ)

265
1. Shiff was never fooled.
2. Even if Shiff was fooled, so what.
3. Shiff had pure intentions for colluding with the Russians.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (LS/WX)

266 Damn, they fixed the audio.

Thanks, Bob from NSA.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM

You're welcome, but now is Boris.

Posted by: Boris From NSA at February 06, 2018 07:07 PM (+1EJs)

267 Olga Boobgazva a person with a strange reputation. LOL.

Met a journalist. Well she is a poor journalist and Putin's goddaughter.

Nude pictures Trump.

It rains again on Brighten Beach!

I advise to check Boobaazva in the ass!!!!

Mr. Misha head of Russian Mafia on Brighten Beacb!!

Look,how his face will change the color!

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 07:08 PM (g4lFK)

268 253 Fartney Stork retired? They found someone worse?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

Barbara Lee. Dumber, but not as deliberately malicious as Stark. That man made me want to get out my telescopic deer rifle.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (ujg0T)



Correction: redistricting confused me. Eric Swallwell. For a Democrat, he doesn't seem so bad, if Wikipedia is to be trusted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Swalwell

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 07:08 PM (ujg0T)

269
Where are promoted and televised show hearings? Where are the perp walks?

Where are the five o'clock press conferences held by prosecutors?

Where are the trials?

Where are the convictions?
---
zzzzzzz....

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 06, 2018 07:09 PM (aT+Bx)

270 Mixed Doubles Curling at the Olympics this year. Woman gets to yell at a man holding a broom to sweep faster.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)

271 I've been standing in the kitchen cleaning up from dinner, watching Gowdy's interview with Martha McCallum.

And now I come here and am treated to this.

Let's all send Schiff a bunch of balloons with his face on them.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

272 I can not watch the olympics just as hard as I not watched the superbowl. Life is good.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (H8S+R)
==================

I think a guy at my previous previous old church is in one of the ski jump things. I'll watch that. And no way am I skipping curling. Politics isn't going to embleaken my life.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

273 Elon: "I'm tripping balls here."

He should be happy. Good for him and for us, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 07:10 PM (tRaq7)

274 Let's all send Schiff a bunch of balloons with his face on them.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 07:09 PM (ptqGC)


Make 'em inflated condoms and you've got something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

275 Mixed Doubles Curling at the Olympics this year. Woman gets to yell at a man holding a broom to sweep faster.
Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 07:09 PM

I am going to catch hell for this. But oh well. Curling is actually really fun to play, watch? Not so much. But it's a fun thing we do up here in the northern hinterlands. I mean you get to drink when you do it for fuck sakes. It's like ice bowling with drinks and some strategy. But mostly the drinks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (+1EJs)

276 Gowdy says it was Sidney Blumenthal who gave information to a unknown State Department person who then passed it on to Steele

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (e8kgV)

277 Ah the old "I hate when govt spends money on things, unless those things are things I like" argument. And you say we have a $20T debt? So weird.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (vyHiq)

You're absolutely correct. I am a hypocrite. Here's a little hint. It ain't the money going to SpaceX or any other NGO that's bankrupting us. It is the neverending and always growing wealth transfer 'Entitlements'. By a country mile.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (T71PA)

278 I thought talking with Russians is TREASON!!!!

Posted by: Gref at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (AMIL/)

279 Naked pics of the Trump women, on the other hand...

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (kyG8i)

280

Prediction: It will soon come out that the Las Vegas mass murderer was very much on the corrupt fbi's radar but the fbi was preoccupied with destroying President Trump and covering their own misdeeds they ignored Paddock and got over 50 people murdered.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 07:12 PM (LS/WX)

281 249 Damn, they fixed the audio.

Thanks, Bob from NSA.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 07:04 PM (tRaq7)

Anyone else find the first question from abc seemed like an obsequious, breathless nancy boy?

(Slightly breathless) "First Elon, Magnificent..."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 07:12 PM (2iZKp)

282 Elon: "I'm tripping balls here."

Yes, go on, what are you wearing "Elon"?...ziiiip.

Posted by: Schiffty Peter. at February 06, 2018 07:12 PM (+1EJs)

283 Nood

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at February 06, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)

284 this kind of stuff is tailor made fodder for SNL and the late nite show. Unfortunately it's their job to hide the commie bloopers, not expose them.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 07:13 PM (d6Zcu)

285 OT/from prior thread.

1200 Olympic Security Guards did NOT get the norovirus.

Only 41 did...but all had to go to hospital.

So, to prevent spread, they replaced the remaining security guards.

"To prevent the spread of the disease, the other guards were withdrawn and replaced with 900 military personnel as of Monday afternoon, a statement from the Pyeongchang Olympics committee said."

So smart of them. Otherwise you could end up having the whole Olympic village puking.

Norovirus is nasty.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 07:14 PM (c1azQ)

286 Schiff totally bought it. He would have hung up on them if he caught win of anything.

"Be careful of what you say because our Russian Friends may be listening."


You cannot make up this clown show even if you tried.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 07:14 PM (g4lFK)

287 If only Vocan and Lexus would prank call James Comey promising nude Bob Mueller photos.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 07:14 PM (EzdLW)

288 I have no idea what he is as a person but SpaceX is the best thing to happen to the American space program since Apollo and maybe better. Yes he has used subsidies, I know I would, to create a world class rocket program. If subsidies are a bad thing then where is the complaining about JPL? The subsidies will not last forever (but it is the gubmint we're talking about.)

I don't care about Tesla and the Boring companies. Besides he was selling friggin' flame throwers.


Posted by: DR.WTF?
**********************


He used govt subsidies and donor money and money from his other companies. Say the govt put in a ...

Hell, if the govt did it it would have cost ten times as much. This is something as a nation we need and he did it better than the govt could have done it and cheaper too.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 07:14 PM (Vf2XA)

289 What I want to know is where do I go to volunteer to be on the firing squad for all these Seditious assholes? I suspect that the real fight in the country would be among those trying to get chosen for that duty.

Posted by: An Observation at February 06, 2018 07:14 PM (4xn3q)

290 Yeah, they can shove the Olympics where the sun don't shine. Or North Korea, which is roughly equivalent.

Womens curling may weaken my resolve, but that's about it.
And that assumes I can somehow get it on the teevee at all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 06, 2018 07:15 PM (oVWx5)

291 277 Ah the old "I hate when govt spends money on things, unless those things are things I like" argument. And you say we have a $20T debt? So weird.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:06 PM (vyHiq)

You're absolutely correct. I am a hypocrite. Here's a little hint. It ain't the money going to SpaceX or any other NGO that's bankrupting us. It is the neverending and always growing wealth transfer 'Entitlements'. By a country mile.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (T71PA)

____

Yeah but it's all the same thing. Govt spending is govt spending whether on bullshit nerd Space fantasies or Social Security. And it's why govt is never cut because everyone always has their pet cause that simply cannot be de-funded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 07:15 PM (vyHiq)

292 Nathan Thurm a natural for Schiff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 07:15 PM (y3sT9)

293 The Korean war was cold, it's cold now in Korea. My uncle was a pow there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2018 07:15 PM (6Ll1u)

294 >>>That man made me want to get out my telescopic deer rifle.

he's why i told my 'screams at the tv' story

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 07:19 PM (C6eZV)

295 Can we haz hawt rooshin girlz pics?

Posted by: ur average moron at February 06, 2018 07:20 PM (OtVYM)

296 It's funny. There was a couple of guys who recently raised $12M because they had a new idea about a beehive.

Weird how the really cool and important stuff can't find adequate investment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 06, 2018 07:22 PM (ks6bw)

297
McQueen's Mustang could have used a non-slip differential.


In real life the 440 Dodge Charger smoked the 390 Mustang so badly the drivers in the Dodge had to back way off to make the movie chase exciting.

Posted by: An Observation at February 06, 2018 07:22 PM (EwYq1)

298 297
McQueen's Mustang could have used a non-slip differential.

In real life the 440 Dodge Charger smoked the 390 Mustang so badly the drivers in the Dodge had to back way off to make the movie chase exciting.


That's nothing. Saw a Japanese movie in which Our Intrepid Hero, driving a VW type 3 fastback, is being chased by Bad Guys in something like a Nissan. "No problem!" thinks Our Hero, punches it, and gets away.

Totally believable.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2018 07:26 PM (sGtp+)

299 Uh, is it true that all the contacts on Anthony Weiner's FBI confiscated computer were leaked?
The Pastebin link is at Insty's via Stephen Green.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288002/#respond

Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2018 07:31 PM (ewxPW)

300 Oh, and Weiner's laptop is going to be made public.

1st of 12 drops was his e-mail/phone contact list. Soros, Gore, de Rothchilds, Jake Tapper. Everybody.

LOF'nL.

Can't wait of the next 11 drops. (but do hold the Hillary/Huma/Child video, please)

Maybe there is still a Patriot or two in the FBI (who has the laptop)

Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 06, 2018 07:42 PM (g1MTt)

301 Eric Swallwell

Yeah, this guy just introduced legislation to make it a federal crime to harass, intimidate or interfere with a journolist. The guy is a tool.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 07:43 PM (gEvQ8)

302 So, you're saying that Adam Shitff did a reactment of Don Jr's meeting with the Fusion GPS Magnitsky meeting ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2018 07:43 PM (e8kgV)

303 Jim Carrey - yeah that Jim Carrey - is calling for everyone to delete their FB accounts and sell FB stock.



Why?



Cuz FB allowed the Russians to elect Trump, with their whopping $300K ad buy.



And no I am not making this shit up. But hey I'm all for destroying FB, so what the hell...you go get 'em Jimmy.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 06:51 PM (vyHiq)

Go Jim Carrey... I am sure Google was complicit too. You know what you have to do.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

304 301 Eric Swallwell

Yeah, this guy just introduced legislation to make it a federal crime to harass, intimidate or interfere with a journolist. The guy is a tool.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 07:43 PM (gEvQ



Awful is a relative term in CA. He's still a Commiecrat, after all.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 07:47 PM (ujg0T)

305 Like he'd spilled a whole bottle of Elmer's on them. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)


That's not Elmer's. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 06:46 PM (YqDXo)
=====

No, it was the Strozk of LePage. (Darnitall, doesn't anyone else remember the LePage glue stuff -- yellowish with the rubber spreader on top?)

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2018 07:48 PM (MIKMs)

306 You're absolutely correct. I am a hypocrite. Here's a little hint. It
ain't the money going to SpaceX or any other NGO that's bankrupting us.
It is the neverending and always growing wealth transfer 'Entitlements'.
By a country mile.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 07:11 PM (T71PA)

My Grandma always told me mind your pennies and the pounds will mind themselves. Every dollar matters.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 07:48 PM (FTXAT)

307 Awful is a relative term in CA. He's still a Commiecrat, after all.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 07:47 PM (ujg0T)

Point granted.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 07:48 PM (gEvQ8)

308 Elon Musk may have some treason problems though as it appears that it was Space X technology that was given to The Rocket Man advancing Nork nuke capabilities, or so I have seen hints of.

Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 06, 2018 07:49 PM (g1MTt)

309 Wouldn't it be a hoot if all this "Russia! Russia! Russia!" paranoia led to a competition between Ds and Rs as to who can be most aggressive against Russia, leading to hot war with the Russians?

Posted by: The Chinese at February 06, 2018 07:50 PM (BsGS1)

310 (Darnitall, doesn't anyone else remember the LePage glue stuff -- yellowish with the rubber spreader on top?)


Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2018 07:48 PM (MIKMs)

I do, but that's because I was born in 19 *scratchy static* 2

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

311 Those that say Schiff wanted it for the FBI, read again.

He wanted another copy for "the committee", i.e., himself to leak to the press. Sheesh.

Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 06, 2018 07:51 PM (g1MTt)

312 Oddknot
From the looks of some of their missiles, I'm going more with either Russian or Chinese (who got it from the Russians and Bill Clinton)

Also Oddknot, when I paste in your name and hash, pixy gives me an error message.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 07:54 PM (gEvQ8)

313
Hah! Pencil Neck is now saying he knew it was a prank all along. Yeah, right. I meant to do that!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (8O3HH)

314 Veselnitskya was sent over to Trump Tower by the Justice Department.

Just like Carter Page.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 06, 2018 09:31 PM (Ndje9)

315 That Schiff guy is quite a schumer.

Posted by: WontSubmit at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (122Gu)

316 I believe that in the trade they call it "unsolicited intelligence">

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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