Clown In Makeup Jimmy Kimmel Tries His Retarded Rhetoric on Trump Supporters;
Finds Himself Outclassed

Do not attempt to match wits against this Mind Wizard.

After all, he's a mediocre comic who asks celebrities questions about their latest movie and last vacation. You gotta be a genius to do that.

Last week, Jimmy Kimmel, the late-night talk show host with a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, wanted to host a segment with voters who oppose DACA. To find willing guests, ABC casting had reached out to me and fellow Trump supporters to appear on the show. At first, I was reluctant. Kimmel uses every shame-inducing prop imaginable to attack President Trump and conservatives in general. I reached out to a friend and fellow activist, Robin Hvidston, director of We the People Rising, for advice. She encouraged me to go with her and four others: Chanell Temple, Wes Parker, Lorie Masonas, and Celeste Grieg. All of us know each in other conservative circles throughout Southern California.

...

After a brief "rehearsal," we finally met Jimmy Kimmel who interviewed each of us about the program. I told him that nearly 50% of DACA recipients are fraudulent, and illegals commit proportionally more crime than Americans. He finished our brief interview with: "I want you to meet somebody."

After the interviews, our team waited in the Green Room. I pondered who Kimmel was going to have us meet. "He's going to present a child who is in this country illegally," I imagined. Lo and Behold, Kimmel introduced us to Esmeralda, a DACA recipient brought into this country by her law-breaking illegal parents. She was seated with a baby girl in her lap. Kimmel staged the most compassionate scenario, hoping to shame us into silence.

The guy is so fucking dumb. He thought this was a marvelous, unexpected piece of stagecraft.

Immediately, I showed the mother and child my shirt, which featured the profile of young Ruben Morfin, an all-American 13-year old boy executed by an illegal alien. "He had dreams, too," I quickly shared before Kimmel shushed me.

He would attempt to silence me an unprecedented five times. Little did Little Kimmel realize, however, but all of us were seasoned activists trained in how to deal with fawning, guilt-trip inducing liberal media hacks.

Right away, I opened up about our need to put Americans first, including our homeless veterans and foster children. "OK, Arthur, thatís enough." And why couldnít I finish? "Because this is my show!" Kimmel fired back. He would say that three more times. What a dictator! I mentioned general statistics about illegals committing a higher rate of crimes that native-born citizens. "OK Sean Hannity, give it a rest," Kimmel mocked me. "I don't watch Hannity," I countered. Other people in our group were shocked to see how triggered the comic had become....


The piece de resistance occurred when Kimmel tried one more time to silence me. Bursting through all of Kimmel's attempts to shame us, Lorie reminded the audience about the needs of American citizens. In rude yet repeated fashion, Kimmel championed Esmeralda but talked over Lorie, and I finally calmly asked: "Jimmy, why won't you let this Latina for Trump speak? You keep interrupting her. Is it because she has darker skin than you?"

With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"

I don't know why this guy is still on TV. I don't see how you can get ratings being both an asshole and unfunny. Though, actually, Bill Maher managed it for a long time.

Christian Toto has a piece on Kimmel's transformation from an untalented, jackass mediocrity into an untalented, pious c***.

I never liked this guy. People talk about The Man Show. Well, let me let you in on a little secret: The Man Show was embarrassingly unfunny. Yeah, it was un-PC. So what? Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny.

The only funny thing was The Man Show Boy.

Posted by: Ace at 02:06 PM




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1 Kimmel seems to have embraced his inner douchenozzle- and not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

2 I did enjoy Win Ben Stein's money, but Kimmel was kind of window dressing there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

3 I respect that guy!

Posted by: Fredo ... at February 06, 2018 02:24 PM (AoK0a)

4 Well,I enjoyed that large breasted women jumping on trampolines....

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 02:25 PM (LiyEm)

5 "I can't argue your claims so fuck you" - sound debating strategies.

Posted by: Gaff at February 06, 2018 02:25 PM (jPS2y)

6 Remember. You have to be a genius to be a talk show host.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM (O5Q3r)

7
William F. Buckley has been dead and buried how many years, and he, right now, in his decomposed state, is light years ahead intellectually and in charm and wit as Kimmel will ever be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM (mbhDw)

8 It brings a tear to my eye when conservatives fight fire with fire that way. They confront you with a prop, you confront them back. That's the way it should have been a long time ago.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

9 Cool, top 10 popping in randomly :>))

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM (2p6WK)

10 Dhimmi Kimmy and friends have a dream for Americans who are not of the hive, they want you to bite the pillow.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM (SzZnW)

11 Greasy little shit needs to meet the nunchucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (r9UYA)

12 Jimmy Kimmel bought David Letterman's old chair, just so he could sniff the seat.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (7n4KQ)

13 Eff Kimmel. Not in a gay way. Like a Viking!

And if you missed it last thread, animation of Falcon Heavy mission.

https://youtu.be/Tk338VXcb24

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (Z5y53)

14 And that's how you fight back!

Good for them for not giving in to the hardest case illegal and her baby daughter shtick.

Reminds me of the time Scott Walker was given the usual confrontation by sobbing kids saying "We don't want mom and dad deported" at a state fair.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

15 Watching The Man Show for comedy was like buying Playboy for the articles.

Posted by: icesweeper at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (3fHxN)

16 Gals on the trampolines were the high point of The Frat Boy Show.

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (5abNW)

17 If Jimmy the Clown keeps his Leftist flag flying he will do well with the Clapter masters of Hollywood.

I mean, other than as a sppedbump does he have any marketable talents?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

18 Coming up next: DACA chicks jumping on trampolines!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (O5Q3r)

19 Such a great piece, Ace.

I never understood the attention Kimmel gets. He was hooked up with one of the most disgusting women in the US, Sarah Silverman, and yes, I judged him on that as well.

They are both vile and ignorant.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (fceHP)

20 Well,I enjoyed that large breasted women jumping on trampolines....

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 02:25 PM


To be fair, we have that here. Assuming, of course, the face-sized spider gets off his ass and gets the webcams up and running.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (p+Wdc)

21 This boy isn't too bright.

Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (cHbmY)

22 Damn. They handed him his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

23 The Man Show was popular among teenage boys because it provided an excuse to see boobs and talk about farts publicly in a barely sanctioned way because it was mainstream TV.

It was wannabe-Alpha chest-thumping by beta-males who needed to be able to hide behind the clown nose in case anyone called them on being gross and lecherous.

In other words, typical Liberal Hollywood "humor".

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (Hi8cV)

24 Women loved and watched the Man show more than men did.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (g4lFK)

25 12 Jimmy Kimmel bought David Letterman's old chair, just so he could sniff the seat.
Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (7n4KQ)

Which is kind of funny: What was the deal with Letterman? I watched and did not even crack 1 microsmile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

26 I love that our side has learned how to fight back, and is getting better at it.

We've even got some media organizations aimed at finding and reporting the truth.

Maybe it's too little too late but it's nice to have actual combat on the battlefield and not just retreat.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (tKW45)

27 Arthur needs to be awarded a shirt that says "I beat Jimmy Kimmel in a battle of wits (He was unarmed)"

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (XKZwp)

28 Lawmakers of the House intelligence committee voted to declassify the Democratic memo late Monday, giving President Donald Trump five days to conduct a national security review of the document. This national security review will include a review of sources and methods which officials say must be withheld from the public for intelligence concerns.

The memo was compiled in response to its Republican counterpart who released a memo that alleges broad abuse of FISA authority by top officials in the Department of Justice and the FBI. Democratic lawmaker Adam Schiff, who played a key role in compiling the document, said he fears "political redactions" from the White House during the intelligence review.

Fox News, however, reports that information was specifically put into the document in order to force the White House's hand and play into a narrative of obfuscation.

Posted by: undocumented illegal at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (e8kgV)

29 "The only funny thing was The Man Show Boy."


I liked the old dude that palyed the organ and drank beer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (OD2ni)

30 at least his co host from the Man show hasn't fallen off the deep end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (dKiJG)

31 15 Watching The Man Show for comedy was like buying Playboy for the articles.

Posted by: icesweeper at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (3fHxN)

Nothing can improve upon this comment for accuracy and succinctness.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (Hi8cV)

32 Present a cogent argument or statement which refutes the false narrative with "shut up you a-hole".

Got it.

Yes, out intellectual betters at work.

People like Kimmel are so vested in their clearly demonstrable fallacies that it makes them mentally unstable.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (VpIIl)

33 Conservative activists in California - these men and women are brave souls.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (a0IVu)

34 So, Jimmy Kimmel is rounding up illegals as props for his show?

How convenient.

Posted by: ICE at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (ATVNj)

35 you missed the part where boy genius crashed his bimmer making an illegal left turn. dude is a shit eating sucker of cock. not worth any thing more than mockery.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

36 Get in their face, punch back twice as hard.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (kyG8i)

37 Watching The Man Show for comedy was like buying Playboy for the articles.
==========

That's why I bought it!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (vg8iE)

38 Ah I thought the Man Show was funny but it was mostly the Adam Carolla skits. I also thought Kimmel was funny as Ben Steins sidekick on Win Ben Steins Money.

He sucks now and I think it was a combo of a Hollywood celeb transformation and his relationship with Howard Stern.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (r8Hiq)

39 The Man Show had its funny moments. Kimmel made me cringe many times, though. Even then he came across more cruel and arrogant than funny.

Him and Carolla dressing up in pilot uniforms, going to bars in the airport and getting sh*tface drunk was funny. At the time, anyway.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (EsHMF)

40 30 at least his co host from the Man show hasn't fallen off the deep end.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (dKiJG)

How has Carolla handled this whole deal? He was very loyal to Kimmel. Have not listened to the podcast in over a year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

41 oh, he's on TV?

no wonder i don't really know who this idiot is...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (TZU1B)

42 "Well,I enjoyed that large breasted women jumping on trampolines....
Posted by: steevy"


Fox should bring that back with Kimberley Guilfoyle and Sara Carter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

43 Kimmel respects women so much, he had a longstanding bit where he'd go out on the street and have women guess what was in his pants by feeling around a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfMgcz9IZOU

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (iv0p7)

44 Jimmy Kimmel is funny, like Oprah is funny.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (7n4KQ)

45 I would really wish somebody would go back and interview the girls from the Manshow and ask what Kimmel did to them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (dKiJG)

46 "Jimmy, why won't you let this Latina for Trump speak? You keep interrupting her. Is it because she has darker skin than you?"

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark.

"You have to have a certain amount of intelligence to be a liberal." JK

Yep. A rather low one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (tRaq7)

47 Adam Carolla was the heart and soul of that show anyway. And Juggies.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (BsGS1)

48 Conservative activists in California - these men and women are brave souls.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (a0IVu)
---
and some of us are morons too!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (TZU1B)

49 I had totally forgotten about Face Sized Spider.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (sjdRT)

50 Remember. You have to be a genius to be a talk show host.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at February 06, 2018 02:26 PM


So much of a genius you go the wrong way down a one way street then try to make a right turn from the left turn lane and crash head-on into another car.

That guy is so dumb he wouldn't even be safe in a self-driving car.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (2FqvZ)

51 This lifelong white knight cuck did the Hillary jar of pickles. So funny and empowering.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt22Y9-dfNk

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (g4lFK)

52 Scott Walker's response to the crying illegal alien kids:

"We are a nation of laws...My point is that you have to follow the law, follow the process. No man or woman is above the law in this country --- that's the beauty of America."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

53 25 12 Jimmy Kimmel bought David Letterman's old chair, just so he could sniff the seat.
Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:27 PM (7n4KQ)

Which is kind of funny: What was the deal with Letterman? I watched and did not even crack 1 microsmile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

Letterman in the late '80s: funny, because he did what his writers wrote for him.

Letterman after Leno got the Tonight Show: bitter and annoying.

He was always bitter before but had the good sense to keep to the script; after having his dreams crushed he just ignored his creative people and went with the bitterness.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

54 46 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:32 PM (tRaq7)

"A certain level of intelligence."

Like about 63 and not a point higher.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (SzZnW)

55 Falcon Heavy being loaded with fuel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (tRaq7)

56 You know you're up against an intellectually superior person when they shout, "Shut up, you a---hole!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (ATVNj)

57 i love that this happened

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (C6eZV)

58 The leftist response to minor illegal aliens is even worse than "I stole because I was hungry."

It's "don't punish stealing because some people are hungry."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (BsGS1)

59


The man show was not good and was really dumb. A man show should have some smart shit on there about guns and steam engines.

Carolla isn't that funny, he's annoying with that whiny voice he has. Only redeeming thing, he came from nothing (did he?), he loves cool vintage cars, and he tells liberals to shut the fuck up.

Kimmel is so much like Sammy Maudlin, from SCTV. He is exactly the type of mewling, fake, posturing douche that Kimmel embodies. A guy who fake cries at nothing, who is really a backstabbing dick, and who sucks up to power for no reason only than his own glorification.

Before Twitter blew me out, I would point that out to him, I bet he didn't like that.

A comic who probably grew up liking SCTV becoming one of the dumbasses that they would skewer.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (AASEZ)

60 55 Falcon Heavy being loaded with fuel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (tRaq7)

Doesn't that just make it heavier?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

61
I see the name Kimmel and I think "Pearl Harbor."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

62 There is a link on Drudge about how late night comics are as careful about picking their audience as they are about picking their guests. No unpeople!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)

63 He was always bitter before but had the good sense to keep to the script; after having his dreams crushed he just ignored his creative people and went with the bitterness.


This is, in a way, the story of Hillary.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (7n4KQ)

64 But, but, but but, but Crankyankers!
Greatest show ever on boob toob.

/s

Posted by: Glenn John at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (LilNs)

65 40
30 at least his co host from the Man show hasn't fallen off the deep end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 02:29 PM (dKiJG)



How has Carolla handled this whole deal? He was very loyal to Kimmel. Have not listened to the podcast in over a year.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

I have seen Carolla on other Conservative outlets talking about how he is against PC culture

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (dKiJG)

66 60 55 Falcon Heavy being loaded with fuel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (tRaq7)

Doesn't that just make it heavier?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

It already was pretty falcon heavy.

Posted by: Roy at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (7n4KQ)

67 Jimmie Kimmel is going to snap and somebody is going to get hurt. He a loose cannon with a hair trigger.

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (2Mnv1)

68 "The only funny thing was The Man Show Boy."

The old guy grinding the organ and chugging beers like a boss was pretty good, too.

Posted by: Khan at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (L7Eun)

69 I think I've got Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel all mixed up...they are two separate people, right?

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

70 62 There is a link on Drudge about how late night comics are as careful about picking their audience as they are about picking their guests. No unpeople!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)


Old and busted = Potemkin villages.
New hotness = Potemkin everything.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

71 Silverman's cooties have laid eggs in his brain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (QQ+il)

72 he fucked sarah silverman. it doesn't get any more ghetto than that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (KP5rU)

73 Preparedness pays off!

Hoo-boy -- I'll bet the walls of the production office rattled after the segment was taped.

Any chance it will ever be shown?

Posted by: Weak Geek at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (Apbdw)

74 Jimble Kimble is a fucking retard.

Posted by: Wendy the Slow Adult at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (PjM3B)

75 71 Silverman's cooties have laid eggs in his brain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (QQ+il)

A shame that such a nice rack is wasted on such an empty, bitter head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

76 I think I've got Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel all mixed up...they are two separate people, right?

Think Quato.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (QQ+il)

77 you missed the part where boy genius crashed his bimmer making an illegal left turn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM


I put it down as the other way around so 'the stalker' could have something to crow about.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (2FqvZ)

78 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

Carolla is making a doc with Dennis Prager about campus PC. Tim Allen will be also contributing to the doc.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (r8Hiq)

79 I read that Kimmel was asked the other day why late night talk show hosts tend to skew so far left. He answered something along the lines of the job demanded intelligent people and liberals are just smarter, more well informed people.

This is one of the most astounding and universal beliefs on the left, that they are so much much smarter than conservatives that of course they should be in charge of everything. As long as they are allowed to live in their little land of make believe I suppose but I can't recall ever seeing an liberal intellectual out debate an average conservative.

That's why they want to shut us up, the only time they appear smart is when the talk to each other.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

80 Jimmy Kibble

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (4VdU+)

81 Johnny Carson would kick Kimmel's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (0tfLf)

82 What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen heavy falcon?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

83 Letterman let the left get to him. I remember him hinting in one of his monologues that they wanted him to talk issues and politics and him self-deferentially saying that he was an idiot and what did he know. I feel fairly certain that due to his popularity they really leaned on him to get political.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (EsHMF)

84 72 he fucked sarah silverman. it doesn't get any more ghetto than that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (KP5rU)

Her STDs have the clap. Why he went where so many men have gone before is anybody's guess.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

85 So Esmeralda's baby daddy has not one but two government jobs? Good grief, there is no good reason they're not married.

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (XKZwp)

86
He boned Sarah Silverman

* vigorously pats down earth over
"Sooper Intelligent Talk Show Host's" grave *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (pNxlR)

87 you know, it's funny how on Fox news around, a commercial ends and you half see Shep and the words "What a Dick" at the bottom of the screen, and then you look again and notice it says "What's on Deck"

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (ILitO)

88 I guess it was called Crank Yankers. I laughed sometimes.

I am so ashamed.

Posted by: Glenn John at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (LilNs)

89 >>82
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen heavy falcon?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)<<

European or African falcon?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (sjdRT)

90 83 I feel fairly certain that due to his popularity they really leaned on him to get political.
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (EsHMF)


It didn't take much, from what I can tell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (mbhDw)

91 I really like Jimmy, he's always been nice to me. I've found we have a lot in common. Like, we both like bitecoin

Posted by: Shep at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (4u7kU)

92 I think I've got Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel all mixed up...they are two separate people, right?

Fallon = skinnier guy, laughs at anything a guest says as if it's the funniest thing ever said by anyone, famous for being the SNL player with the most forgotten lines

Kimmel = the other guy

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (iv0p7)

93 85 So Esmeralda's baby daddy has not one but two government jobs? Good grief, there is no good reason they're not married.
Posted by: pookysgirl at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (XKZwp)

Esmeralda's sweet, sweet government benefits probably dry up if they get married.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

94 all we need is to peel off enough of the indies in key states. Hearing these logical conservatives will resonate w/them and even some AA voters.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (0Ng0w)

95 he fucked sarah silverman. it doesn't get any more ghetto than that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (KP5rU)

Her STDs have the clap. Why he went where so many men have gone before is anybody's guess.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

========

Hey! I thought her diseases would kill my crabs....what do I know?

Posted by: Jimmy K. at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (vg8iE)

96 Kimmel seems to have embraced his inner douchenozzle- and not in the good way.

-
James Woods created a hashtag for the Woke Justin Trudeau personkind issue:

#DoucheBagKind

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

97 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dressed up in blackface to parody Oprah Winfrey?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (Sa3dt)

98 Any chance it will ever be shown?

Posted by: Weak Geek at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (Apbdw)


The only time it will be shown is when the production booth crew get together for some beers and laughs at the expense of the "talent".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

99 The first rule of political life in America is "I can do that if I wanna and I wanna."

The second is like unto it: "There are always more chains than dogs."

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (gRjsG)

100 79 Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)


Jimmy Kimmel is textbook Dunning-Krueger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (mbhDw)

101 kimmy jimmel is to comedy as i am to vague innuendos. what a dickbag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (KP5rU)

102 OT: Twitter is giving Justin Trudeau a rash after he corrected a college student asking him a question to say "peoplekind" instead of "mankind."

Ben Shapiro tweeted: "Justin Trudeau is what would happen if the song 'Imagine' took human form and then ate a Tide pod."

https://tinyurl.com/yd42zb6y

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (398bZ)

103 Doesn't that just make it heavier?

Yes. Yes it does.

Truth in advertising FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (tRaq7)

104 Never trust a grown man that still goes by "Jimmy."

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (KUaJL)

105 >>>he fucked sarah silverman. it doesn't get any more ghetto than that.<<<

Sarah's cooties have cooties. Didn't she hump a dog? Nasty, vile woman.

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (2Mnv1)

106 I quit watching late night tv about a year after Carson retired. I dunno how that shit is still being broadcast... all of em suck.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (3g9Il)

107 All you guys ragging on Silverman are now on ace's list.

Unless he fell out of love at some point.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (iv0p7)

108 He'll never make the mistake of allowing the other side a voice again.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (0jtPF)

109 Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"

lol


Kimmel proves he is a no-talent hack simply preaching to the idiot choir.

Kimmel says libs excel as late-night hosts because job requires 'intelligence'

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/02/05/ kimmel-says-libs-excel-as-late-night-hosts-because-job-requires-intelligence.html

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (Dp6qK)

110 104 Never trust a grown man that still goes by "Jimmy."
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (KUaJL)


"Sigh."

- - Jimmy Osmond

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

111 I liked the old guy who could "chug a beer faster than you could pour it on the floor".

Posted by: Chris M at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (eAZVt)

112 Any chance it will ever be shown?

Posted by: Weak Geek at February 06, 2018 02:35 PM (Apbdw)


The only time it will be shown is when the production booth crew get together for some beers and laughs at the expense of the "talent".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

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Don't worry. I'll edit it for him.

Posted by: Katie Couric at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

113 SOME ASS

Posted by: Charlotte at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (QQ+il)

114
Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny.


You'll be hearing from my attorney, Bub!

-- Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comic

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

115 OT: Twitter is giving Justin Trudeau a rash after he corrected a college student asking him a question to say "peoplekind" instead of "mankind."

Ben Shapiro tweeted: "Justin Trudeau is what would happen if the song 'Imagine' took human form and then ate a Tide pod."

https://tinyurl.com/yd42zb6y
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 06, 2018 02:39 PM (398bZ)


thanks for this link

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2018 02:40 PM (fceHP)

116 At night he puts on a wig, lipstick, tucks his tiny member and dances in front of a mirror while feeling himself up as his alter ego, Kimmy Jimmel. Real intellectual guy.

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (4VdU+)

117 What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen heavy falcon?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 02:36 PM


You're not asking the right question.

Posted by: Max Q at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (ctuyM)

118 Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny.

Nothing that a turn on the rink can't cure !
youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (6FqZa)

119 107: i have probably been on the list for awhile. who knows?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

120 Esmerelda, should your parents be deported?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (PNcou)

121 all we need is to peel off enough of the indies in key states. Hearing these logical conservatives will resonate w/them and even some AA voters.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM


Wouldn't hurt for Trump to put Dr. Jordan Peterson in his cabinet. I have a feeling his days as a free man in Canada are numbered.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (2FqvZ)

122 he fucked sarah silverman.

But did he know it was her at the time. Don't know, don't count. First rule of glory club

Posted by: Shep at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (4u7kU)

123 Never trust a grown man that still goes by "Jimmy."

That was hurtful, Chief.

Posted by: Jimmy Olsen at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)

124 "It didn't take much, from what I can tell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"


I think Letterman was so bitter at NBC at choosing Leno over him that he decided that he was going to be anti-Leno at everything. Leno is good natured and friendly, Letterman would be angry and bitter. On politics, Leno mildly jabs both sides, Letterman becomes hard core lib. Leno is liked by a wide spectrum of Americans, Letterman catered to coatal snobs only.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

125
I see the name Kimmel and I think "Pearl Harbor."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Martin Balsam and the bullet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (IqV8l)

126 Do you have any idea how high I can jump? I don't want to brag but its pretty f-king high.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (sjdRT)

127 The Man Show Boy was pretty funny, but I always preferred the trampoline stuff most of all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Obama Survivor at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (LISuA)

128 121 all we need is to peel off enough of the indies in key states. Hearing these logical conservatives will resonate w/them and even some AA voters.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM

Wouldn't hurt for Trump to put Dr. Jordan Peterson in his cabinet. I have a feeling his days as a free man in Canada are numbered.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:41 PM (2FqvZ)


===========


Don't see that happening. He's not a big Trump fan.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (k536N)

129 Having seen The Man Show and Crank Yankers both when they were on I will say it was much funnier than the Man Show. It was kind of nasty though. I have an old VHS tape lying around that I will most likely never watch again -better things to do and all.

Posted by: Glenn John at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (LilNs)

130 At night he puts on a wig, lipstick, tucks his tiny member and dances in front of a mirror while feeling himself up as his alter ego, Kimmy Jimmel. Real intellectual guy.
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To the song, "Goodbye Horses," of course.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

131 Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny.

-----

You'll be hearing from my attorney, Bub!


Mine, too! This Apple H8 has to stop!

Posted by: zombie Steve Jobs at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (ctuyM)

132 I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Posted by: PM Zoolander at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (87y4e)

133 the other jimmy is a giggler, this one is smug.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (C6eZV)

134 I saw Esmeralda's Baby on some late night channel back in the day.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (by43n)

135
James Woods created a hashtag for the Woke Justin Trudeau personkind issue


Woods is firing on all cylinders!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (pNxlR)

136 I see the name Kimmel and I think "Pearl Harbor."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Me too! It's the first thing I think of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:43 PM (jJMO3)

137 Need Moar subversion like these radicals pulled.

Marxists can't be funny. Its impossible. Their resentment and hatred prevents it. It's easy to beat these fuckers just like these radicals did. It's fun as well.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (g4lFK)

138 Never trust a grown man that still goes by "Jimmy."



That was hurtful, Chief.

Posted by: Jimmy Olsen at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)
It really was mean spirited.

Posted by: Ex President Jimmy Carter at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (O5Q3r)

139 As I said before, how many of us have our own or friend's story of an illegal drunk driver destroying the dreams of an innocent? Young adult, minus one leg, is the friend I have. Bastard who did it never apologized.

Posted by: Ever at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (OLS0m)

140 "Never trust a grown man that still goes by "Jimmy."


I's gonna choke you with the phone cord like I did Maury you prick ya.

Posted by: Jimmy Conway at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (OD2ni)

141 "End Women's Suffrage!"

Posted by: Chris M at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (eAZVt)

142 It's easy for Kimmel to imagine he's far smarter than his opponents, because he has security (and walls) to keep them far away from him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

143 he fucked sarah silverman. it doesn't get any more ghetto than that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I see what you did there!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (6FqZa)

144 I quit watching late night tv about a year after Carson retired. I dunno how that shit is still being broadcast... all of em suck.

I was never a night owl, so when I first bought a TiVo I recorded a whole bunch of late night talk shows. It was this big cultural thing, right? Everyone talks about what was on the previous night.

I think it took about two months before I stopped recording any of those shows. Celebrities are just so dull, and the little jokes and sketches must require sleep deprivation to be funny. Either that, or my sense of humor is desiccated.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (iv0p7)

145 I did enjoy Win Ben Stein's money, but Kimmel was kind of window dressing there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)
*********


It was Kimmel's best effort, he stood still and held the question cards. Vanna White he's not.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (nDdGQ)

146 24,488.70 +142.95 (+0.59%)


It's a mad house!

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

147 Did he play the "sick child card" to deflect any criticism? Almost as good as "I'm living as a gay man card."

Posted by: josephistan at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

148 Don't see that happening. He's not a big Trump fan.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM


Haven't come across anything he's said that's anti-Trump. I already got #FakeNews'd once today. Any facts to back that up?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (2FqvZ)

149 Wouldn't hurt for Trump to put Dr. Jordan Peterson in his cabinet. I have a feeling his days as a free man in Canada are numbered.

Not if I have anything to not say about it!

Posted by: Peterson Death Stare at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (87y4e)

150 Glad someone(s) went on to expose Kimmel's kiddy-pool mental depth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:45 PM (xJa6I)

151 121
all we need is to peel off enough of the indies in key states.
Hearing these logical conservatives will resonate w/them and even some
AA voters.



Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:38 PM

Not in a key state, WA, but one of the hardcore so-called higher thinking independents (once convinced that Trump was a stalking horse for hillary) I regularly interact with has gone full MAGA, Trump-spying is treason, etc.

A key pick-up, nonetheless, as he is very politically active and has the ears of a lot of people on both sides of the aisle.

Too much winning.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 06, 2018 02:45 PM (Dp6qK)

152 Oh yeah, I remember the Man Show.

Adam Corolla turned out to be the smart one, and he's conservative.

Jimmy Kimmel has revealed himself as a dull-normal hack entirely without principles.

"Talk show hosts are leftist because it requires a measure of intelligence." Sure buddy, we know. Why don't you have Dunning and Kruger come on as guests? You can prove their thesis and not even realize it. It'll be great.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 06, 2018 02:45 PM (yZ4A0)

153 Esmeralda, why did your parents take you away from your homeland and make you a criminal?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

154 Early Letterman, even into early 2000s was apolitical or even down the middle. I remember him saying "the last time the French recognized a weapon of mass destruction it was riding a German tank through Paris" or something like that. Caught me by surprise because it was so rare. Now after or around the 2004 election he went absolutely left stupid. And the show got significantly less funny, though it was already pretty tired at that point.

Carson, whom everyone swoons over, frequently made fun of the idea that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Memories are very selective.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 06, 2018 02:46 PM (EsHMF)

155 The fact that Colon Quinn has been kept from having his own late night show should tell yo everything about the agenda of Mainstream comedy.


Comedy Central shut down Tough Crowd after Bush was re-elected in 2004. Replaced that incredible highly rated show with a unfunny commie.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:46 PM (g4lFK)

156 Has he released info about his IQ? I think his job has less to do with his intellectual brilliance than his skill at fellatio.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 02:46 PM (nBr1j)

157 This is one of the most astounding and universal beliefs on the left, that they are so much much smarter than conservatives that of course they should be in charge of everything.
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It's not a belief, it's overcompensation. They are zombie retards who are good at saying what other people tell them to say. See: actors, news readers, reporters, politicians...

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (4VdU+)

158 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

159 108. it wasn't about giving them a voice, more like setting them up for a shaming.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (0Ng0w)

160 I think Ashton Kutcher used the Man Show Boy to completely torch Pauly Shore at a red carpet event. Pauly had to be dragged away by his date.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (iv0p7)

161 Kimmel exposed as a midwit, to no one's surprise. Then again, he exposes himself nightly. So to speak.

Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (huQJB)

162 Comedy is like music. Not everyone has the same tastes.

Though everyone can recognize that Yoko Ono is not music.


Confession: I do not think South Park is funny. At all.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (r8Hiq)

163
I've decided this choosing your gender thing can't be all bad. Say, I'm on a sinking cruise ship with insufficient life boats and the Captain calls, "Women and children first!".

Might be a good time to suddenly acknowledge I've been living my life a lie and plunk down in the lifeboat.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (2FqvZ)

164 I thought I came to post O/T about Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon. But now on topic.

I was reading about Kimmel's transformation and here's a quote from an article:

"Kimmel is hardly the only late night show leaning to the left. They all do, save Jimmy Fallon. "

Except Fallon has now jumped the shark fully, I think. I saw the words to a song he performed on his show. It was full on SJW. I don't watch his show, so it is all I have to go by, but he has gone all in. I mean, the extreme.

Damn, it's like a disease.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (2WZeN)

165 Seth Myers
Kimmel
Colbert

'High IQ' is not the phrase that leaps to mind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

166 Oh and talk show hosts

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (4VdU+)

167 158
Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)


Won't shut her cakehole, and what spews from it is worse than simply not helpful.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (Dp6qK)

168 Sarah has a damn nice rack.

Dumb as a fence post.

But a nice rack.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (EyPfd)

169 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

I prefer my women without mustaches and breast hair.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (r8Hiq)

170 . It was full on SJW. I don't watch his show, so it is all I have to go by, but he has gone all in. I mean, the extreme.

Damn, it's like a disease.
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$$$$$

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (4VdU+)

171 148 Don't see that happening. He's not a big Trump fan.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:42 PM

Haven't come across anything he's said that's anti-Trump. I already got #FakeNews'd once today. Any facts to back that up?
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (2FqvZ)


===========

Someone mentioned it in one of the threads here. Don't remember specifically which one. But Peterson's not a conservative by any stretch though. I'm glad he exists, though and I wish there were more of his type in acedemia throughout the Anglosphere.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (k536N)

172 kimmy jimmel is the spawn of a zombie nazi fapping into a cesspool of toilet fish.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (KP5rU)

173 Jimmy Fallon has always been horrible. Laughing at your own jokes does not make them funny.

Posted by: Chris M at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (eAZVt)

174 158 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

She is hot and promiscuous, two qualities I value.

But she's also a hate-filled, home wrecking mess. If I never had to hear her talk about Christians, Trump or Conservatives...she'd be fine.

But she just can't help it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (xJa6I)

175 151. Great news!

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (0Ng0w)

176 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.
--------------------------------

Yes, but Bander, I ask you: Are boobies everything?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, searching for the Platonic ideal at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (LISuA)

177 Yeah they're all so super smart that they're in show biz instead of curing cancer. Mental heavyweights.

Posted by: NCKate at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (fVtAn)

178 Fallin got taken to task for not doing enough against Trump,having him on and "normalizing" him.So he had to please his left wing peers.

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

179 Adam Carolla is to Jimmy Kimmel as I am to Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: Larry David at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (wodwd)

180 Vanna White he's not.

Vanna White is hilariously dumb. Even by dumb TV personality standards.

There's a reason she and Pat Sajak never do idle banter during broadcasts.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (iv0p7)

181 Jimmy Fallon actually has some talent, especially as an impressionist. He does an early Bob Dylan better than anyone, even nailing the harmonica down pat.
But his show is too ADDish and silly to sit through. Or at least it was some years ago when I took a look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (0jtPF)

182 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)


Her schtick is "cute young thing who says naughty words" and she's past-due on cute young thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

183 What is it with lefties thinking they're so smart without ever have examined their beliefs or engaged in an honest debate?
Same thing with Obama.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (nBr1j)

184 Saeah Silverman is one of 5ge most vile left wing bitches ever.Really nasty anti religion and pro abortion statements.

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (LiyEm)

185 Someone mentioned it in one of the threads here. Don't remember specifically which one. But Peterson's not a conservative by any stretch though. I'm glad he exists, though and I wish there were more of his type in acedemia throughout the Anglosphere.
Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (k536N)

Kind of reminds me of Nat Hentoff. The few pieces I remember from Hentoff, while I might not always have agreed with him, at least they were intellectually consistent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

186 158 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)


She looks like a younger version of Gloria Allred, viz., rat-faced.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (jJMO3)

187 kimmy jimmels' love muscle probably entered sarahs' babymaker. enough said. i'm sure you can still smell satan on her taint.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)

188 The quote I used in post 164 is from the article Ace linked.

Weird coinky dink symmetry.



Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (2WZeN)

189 Esmerelda, are you going to teach your child that it's OK to break the law?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (PNcou)

190 24,488.70 +142.95 (+0.59%)


It's a mad house!
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)

191 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

She worships abortion and is a huge shill for the industry. She did a PSA where a women was giving birth with the joke that the baby should have been aborted because he was a boy.

She will one of many when Vanishing Day arrives.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (g4lFK)

192 Speaking of clowns, are they still terrorizing people?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (5NMZN)

193 185 Someone mentioned it in one of the threads here. Don't remember specifically which one. But Peterson's not a conservative by any stretch though. I'm glad he exists, though and I wish there were more of his type in acedemia throughout the Anglosphere.
Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (k536N)

Kind of reminds me of Nat Hentoff. The few pieces I remember from Hentoff, while I might not always have agreed with him, at least they were intellectually consistent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)


===============

Dershowitz is that way, too.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (k536N)

194 They should have asked Kimmel whose kid that was, and why he was so emotionally vested in the conversation?

Little Brown Love Child, Douchebag?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

195 177 Yeah they're all so super smart that they're in show biz instead of curing cancer. Mental heavyweights.
Posted by: NCKate at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (fVtAn)

The first time you split an atom with your mind, it is impressive. After that, you turn to late night comedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (ycWCI)

196 Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (iv0p7)

Sajak is a quick wit. Too bad his talk show fell through.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (r8Hiq)

197 " Are boobies everything? "

In what context?

If I'm in the OR, and the female surgeon has minimal boobage, I'm fine with it.



If I'm at the Silver Slipper, dance and stripper emporium, I ain't there for deep intellectual conversation.

There...boobage counts.
A lot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (EyPfd)

198 My boobies are attached to a body that's shaped like a refrigerator.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (wodwd)

199 Yes, but Bander, I ask you: Are boobies everything?



Posted by: Huck Follywood, searching for the Platonic ideal at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (LISuA)


I take it you have never seen Her Imperial Malevolence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 06, 2018 02:53 PM (kqsXK)

200 Silverman is also not a good actor, and I call to witness all five of the other morons who suffered through "A Million Ways To Die In The West".

Voice acting, she can do.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 02:53 PM (6FqZa)

201 3:00 oclock algos are kicking in. Dow up 280.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

202 I liked the Man Show quite a bit, it was fun and refreshing. And Kimmel's early stuff was sort of fun and cute, not insulting or stupid like a lot of the other shows. But now?

He saw an opening when Jon Stewart left and thought he'd win that audience. Instead he's just a fool and probably a dimwit as well, and people sense it. Being a kindly, fun fool is okay. You can be a dumbasss but sweet about it and people will like you. But being a dumbass fool that lectures people and is obnoxious? That's not a winning combination.

I wonder what skeletons are in his closet he's hoping to avoid being released.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

203 So Esmerelda came here, had an anchor baby, has herself a US citizen fiancee, and goes on Kimmel but she's totally living in the shadows guys you guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (mf5HN)

204 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

She is also obnoxiously SJW and just obnoxious in general.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (qf8IB)

205 The Fuhrer wasn't funny?

Mein mensch, when his lederhosen were full of baked beans, he was Hitlerious!

Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (GfCNo)

206 Don't watch Kibble and never watched his bits.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (e1mEI)

207 168 Sarah has a damn nice rack.

Dumb as a fence post.

But a nice rack.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (EyPfd)

15 years ago yes.

Now. Gross!

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (g4lFK)

208
Might be a good time to suddenly acknowledge I've been living my life a lie and plunk down in the lifeboat.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:48 PM (2FqvZ)

--

what would the LPGA do if one of their players decided to identify as a man?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (PNcou)

209 Seriously, take a look at Silverman's Twitter timeline.
She's toxic.

Nice legs, but toxic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:54 PM (xJa6I)

210 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

She used to be cute, but her whole schtick was "I'm so cute and girly and @(*$&@!!! @$(*&@$ my @#(*&@4iing @(& you @$(*!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

211 Is there a live feed of the rocket thingy?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

212 Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (k536N)

He's not? That's news to me. Sure seemed to be so when interviewed by Prager.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (IYHxL)

213 Honestly, doesn't the phrase "get in line" translate?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

214 "Nice legs, but toxic."

I don't think you're supposed to put her in your mouth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (EyPfd)

215 Would Jenny Kimmel go on a conservative talk show knowing he would be ambushed?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

216 I thought Letterman was funny... back in the eighties. He seemed to be somewhat apolitical back then.

Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (pMGkg)

217 boobies are attached to a body that's shaped like a refrigerator.
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 06, 2018 02:52 PM (wodwd)

Waiting for somebody to point out the obvious. lulz.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (g4lFK)

218 What is it with lefties thinking they're so smart without ever have examined their beliefs or engaged in an honest debate?
Same thing with Obama.
-----------

They say it because they know it will never be challenged. Like the guy on the internet who is 6'5", drives a Porsche, and is a 10th degree black belt.

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (4VdU+)

219 Carolla's funny as hell but his sidekick never made me laugh once.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (fxXcW)

220 In the shadows of the Kleig lights...

Posted by: RioBravo at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (5NMZN)

221 Right now the networks are splitting the self-hating white audience three ways.

The second a black comic gets on one of the networks, he's gonna take all ten million of Kimmel, Colbert's, and Fallon's viewers.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (wodwd)

222 I wouldn't hit Silverman with a hammer. Icky.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (VpIIl)

223 214 "Nice legs, but toxic."

I don't think you're supposed to put her in your mouth.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (EyPfd)

I was raised to be polite.

A gentleman always offers a lady oral.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (xJa6I)

224 FFS, Kleig = Klieg

Posted by: RioBravo at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (5NMZN)

225 I have only been able to watch about ten minutes of Sarah Silverman before I scream, "I don't want to live like this!" and grab the remote.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (2FqvZ)

226 Yes, but Bander, I ask you: Are boobies everything?


I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (huQJB)

227 218 What is it with lefties thinking they're so smart without ever have examined their beliefs or engaged in an honest debate?
Same thing with Obama.
-----------

They say it because they know it will never be challenged. Like the guy on the internet who is 6'5", drives a Porsche, and is a 10th degree black belt.
Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (4VdU+)

Are we talking about Vince Vaughn now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (xJa6I)

228 I'm actually disappointed Carolla has been so obsequious to Kimmell over the years.

Adam Carolla is a comedic genius, but I guess he's decided his meal ticket is to just look the other way and see what crumbs Kimmell gives him.

Not that it really matters, but Jimmy Kimmell really is playing to the cheap seats and I don't think gives a damn about any of this. His whole career was sort of a non-PC comic.

Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

229 The second a black comic gets on one of the networks, he's gonna take all ten million of Kimmel, Colbert's, and Fallon's viewers.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (wodwd)


That guy who took over for John Stewart isn't exactly tearing it up.

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (Z5y53)

230 Why does the Horde hate Sarah Silverman? She's hawt and has the boobehs and she shows them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

The market value of those qualities has decreased substantially with the maturity of the internet.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

231 Ah, ain't little Jimmy special. He wants to take his ball and go home when anyone plays by their rules - LOL. Waah, wah, wah, all the way home. My cup o joe has more brain power than Jhimma K - IJS.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (Fgc0C)

232 DJIA up 350 points. Can you say "whiplash?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (jJMO3)

233 So Esmerelda came here, had an anchor baby, has herself a US citizen fiancee, and goes on Kimmel but she's totally living in the shadows guys you guys.
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DRINK

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (4VdU+)

234 I guess I'm the only person who ever saw Crank Yankers.

I cannot stand Kimmel now that he is a Democrat shill. Will never watch again.

I think Carolla is not as funny as Dennis Prager says he is. Still a good guy.

I love some of South Park but rarely watch it.

btw someone said on here a week ago that Prager was a Never-Trumper at one time. I don't agree but he was skeptical of Trump at first.

Posted by: Glenn John at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (LilNs)

235 "DJIA up 350 points"

Did Obama cause that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (EyPfd)

236 180

Vanna White is hilariously dumb. Even by dumb TV personality standards.

There's a reason she and Pat Sajak never do idle banter during broadcasts.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 02:50 PM (iv0p7)
-------------------------
Bah.

It's a game show, not a talk show.
And they DO do idle banter at the very end, to fill time as necessary. It's all silly and light, as it should be for such a show.

Her job is to look pretty and be cheerful. She does it well.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (0jtPF)

237 Fly Dow, Fly.

Everything I bought this morning is green baby...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

238 I'm in the Toto camp. I did think Kimmel was mildly funny even with his liberal bent until 2016 summer when Trump was the GOP candidate and Hillary was not "up by 50 points" But he is absolutely unwatchable now. I'm old and have tastes and cultural references that are even older than my years, and I preferred Leno, I tried Fallon a few times but just could not get into his skits and things because of my age/culture gap. Colbert was never an option. He is completely unfunny and someone I'd want to smack in real life. Kimmel was meh but OK and then became unwatchable.

But its OK. My dad likes to watch the local news and now he switches over to OANN at 10:30 so we get some actual facts from the day now. I believe OANN have a web feed if folks don't get them on their cable or in our case DirecTV feed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (eASYU)

239 I thought Letterman was funny... back in the eighties. He seemed to be somewhat apolitical back then.


He threw things off of high buildings. He ran stuff over with a steamroller. He had Sandra Berhardt on all the time.

It was completely absurdist and brilliant before it became institutionalized.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (fuK7c)

240 Kimmel was still okay while with Sarah Silverman. It was when he hooked up with Stern, and went psychotic on Jay Leno during the Conan debacle that he made a huge shift.

Since he has married, he has gotten even worse. So I'm guessing his wife encourages it. But it is Stern's influence ultimately. Vacays together and all that.

I had watched Kimmel from the beginning fairly regularly. And that's when he changed. Heck, initially with Obamacare they did a clip that was critical of it. So yea, full 180.

I think after the Leno/Conan thing I checked out. He has a real mean streak.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (2WZeN)

241 So Esmerelda came here, had an anchor baby, has herself a US citizen fiancee,

God forbid she got married before dropping a kid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (jJMO3)

242 "So what? Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny."

That's why I risk my job and come to this site.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (hqZPQ)

243 I have always told my boys, "don't stick your dick in crazy". Jimmy Kimmel stuck his dick in Sarah Silverman. Point: proven.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (WasM7)

244 He's not? That's news to me. Sure seemed to be so when interviewed by Prager.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (IYHxL)

==============

The original comment I read might have been mistaken, then. I'll see if I can find his interview with Prager. Is it on YouTube?

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (k536N)

245 228 I'm actually disappointed Carolla has been so obsequious to Kimmell over the years.

Adam Carolla is a comedic genius, but I guess he's decided his meal ticket is to just look the other way and see what crumbs Kimmell gives him.

Not that it really matters, but Jimmy Kimmell really is playing to the cheap seats and I don't think gives a damn about any of this. His whole career was sort of a non-PC comic.
Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

Carolla has/had the biggest podcast out there, don't know what that translates to in cheddar.

But he's never going to turn on Kimmel. Kimmel got him his break.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (xJa6I)

246 I saw the nekkid Sarah Silverman photos, the ones from the shower? Eh.

I know her score on the Scogg scale...

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (Z5y53)

247 Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

He's doing just fine. Most downloaded podcast. Does TV shows. Books.



Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (IYHxL)

248 "DJIA up 350 points"
Did Obama cause that?

...

Recalculating.

Posted by: Progtard GPS at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (x25VP)

249 Vanna White is hilariously dumb. Even by dumb TV personality standards.

Yeah, I'm so dumb I've had a six figure job for over 20 years pretty much doing nothing except being pretty. Stupid me.

Posted by: Vanna White at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (O5Q3r)

250
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (jJMO3)

I had two months of gains raped out of my RH account in a matter of days. I'm not holding my breath until I see a couple days of solid gains.

I feel bad for the sorry son of a bitch on r/wallstreetbets that lost $4 million making plays on XIV.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (wwd4n)

251 201 3:00 oclock algos are kicking in. Dow up 280.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

380. It's a buying spree!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

252 (Bullwinkle voice)

Jimmy is smart, and he wants respect!

(/Bullwinkle voice)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

253 DJIA up 350 points. Can you say "whiplash?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM


Yeah, the EAST COAST TSUNAMI ALERT!! might have put a damper on early trading. Top. Men.

Fvcking up day after day.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (2FqvZ)

254 @239 ... Brother Theodore and Larry Bud Melman. Damn, they were funny.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (hqZPQ)

255 Adam Carolla is a comedic genius, but I guess he's decided his meal ticket is to just look the other way and see what crumbs Kimmell gives him.

Not that it really matters, but Jimmy Kimmell really is playing to the cheap seats and I don't think gives a damn about any of this. His whole career was sort of a non-PC comic.
Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

My armchair psychoanalysis on Carolla is that, due to his upbringing, he is very loyal to those who help him out- especially during his up and coming years. I remember a piece where Carolla was talking about Kimmel putting in a lot of hours on his own time helping him with editing his bits and working on his routine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

256 Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (k536N)

Yes but to be fair they didn't go deep into politics. I came away thinking he's certainly a classic liberal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (IYHxL)

257 College me would have banged Sarah Silverman like a screen door in a hurricane. If, that is, I hadn't been a physics major with my anti-women force field. But now? Yes, nice rack and all, but nauseatingly awful stuff that comes out of her mouth is too much.

OTOH, ball gags do exist...

Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (huQJB)

258 139 As I said before, how many of us have our own or friend's story of an illegal drunk driver destroying the dreams of an innocent? Young adult, minus one leg, is the friend I have. Bastard who did it never apologized.
Posted by: Ever at February 06, 2018 02:44 PM (OLS0m)


One nearly took me out. He'd stopped his black pickup truck in the right-hand lane of the interstate, turned off his lights (it was at night and out in the country where there were no streetlights), and got out of the vehicle-- apparently he was so drunk he didn't know he wasn't in the breakdown lane. I saw his truck and only clipped the corner of the driver's side instead of plowing head on into the rear end at 75 mph. Completely destroyed both vehicles. State trooper found an open beer in the cupholder of his truck and a half-empty case of Bud in the passenger floorboard.

Posted by: cornbred at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (RgNW3)

259 They should bring up that $20 billion (or whatever it was) that Heritage estimated giving the present DACA recipients (690,000) would cost U.S. taxpayers.

Why should we be spending that kind of money to reward illegal alien law-breakers when our own veterans are going without medical care, or being put on bullshit waiting lists until they die? Why should foreigners be top of the list of our spending priorities?

And how much did Esmeralda and her law-breaking foreign parents already cost taxpayers? She grew up here, was undoubtedly enrolled in public schools here, probably received food stamps and other types of welfare here, and her American-born (presumably) baby is probably also now receiving multiple taxpayer-funded benefits (after a birth that was likely funded by Medicaid).

Enough is enough. The U.S. taxpayer is not the world's ATM machine. We have our own poor to take care of. We can't keep letting other countries dump their unwanted populations on us.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)

260 Guilt drives a lot of ultra leftism. Kimmel abandoned his first wife and bunch of kids. Then they misdirect their do-goodism to the wrong people.

Posted by: Lester at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (LfJIn)

261 Yes, but Bander, I ask you: Are boobies everything?


I don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2018 02:57 PM (huQJB)



Right?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (mf5HN)

262 Correction: now up 484 points.

I'm getting vertigo here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (jJMO3)

263 229 The second a black comic gets on one of the networks, he's gonna take all ten million of Kimmel, Colbert's, and Fallon's viewers.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (wodwd)

That guy who took over for John Stewart isn't exactly tearing it up.

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (Z5y53)

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you must have missed the word 'comic'

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 03:02 PM (PNcou)

264 Like the guy on the internet who is 6'5", drives a Porsche, and is a 10th degree black belt.

I actually am one of these three things.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

265 256 Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 02:59 PM (k536N)

Yes but to be fair they didn't go deep into politics. I came away thinking he's certainly a classic liberal.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (IYHxL)


================


Thanks I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Jackal at February 06, 2018 03:02 PM (k536N)

266 Guilt drives a lot of ultra leftism. Kimmel abandoned his first wife and bunch of kids.
Posted by: Lester at February 06, 2018 03:01 PM (LfJIn)


Nice.

I always like to hear moralizing sermons from moral scum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (jJMO3)

267 264 Like the guy on the internet who is 6'5", drives a Porsche, and is a 10th degree black belt.

I actually am one of these three things.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

You're a guy on the internet?

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

268 Seriously. GE was $14.71 this morning. Even with their issues, that is way undervalued. It's now $15.26 and still rising.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (VpIIl)

269 251 201 3:00 oclock algos are kicking in. Dow up 280.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

380. It's a buying spree!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

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someone must be making a fortune in FCOJ

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (PNcou)

270 Had to look around a little but seems there might be a sorry going around ( heard this from a kid workinb for another company at work) that Trump of course congratulated the Eagles for the Superbowl, a reply Twitter from the ( as story goes) Eagles was Go F #+* yourself and is verified.
I called BS as it would come from owner, or coach maybe GM and cannot believe eany of these 3 would do that.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (aC6Sd)

271 Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (VpIIl)

All about them MU gainz, dawg.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (wwd4n)

272 S Silverman thought the gas line markings were ZOMG swastikas!

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (0Ng0w)

273 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (PNcou)

TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (IYHxL)

274 So I guess this is what they mean by "market volatility."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

275 212

He's not? That's news to me. Sure seemed to be so when interviewed by Prager.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 02:55 PM (IYHxL)
----------------------------
Beats me what some people mean by "conservative."
I consider Peterson VERY conservative in that he is a great enemy of post-modernism, an advocate for learning from the wisdom of the ancients (especially the Bible,) and a staunch defender of free speech and inquiry.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)

276 I had two months of gains raped out of my RH account in a matter of days. I'm not holding my breath until I see a couple days of solid gains.

I feel bad for the sorry son of a bitch on r/wallstreetbets that lost $4 million making plays on XIV.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:00 PM (wwd4n)

Well, you don't win or lose until you sell.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (T71PA)

277 510 Dow

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (VpIIl)

278 "Adam Carolla is a comedic genius, but I guess he's decided his meal
ticket is to just look the other way and see what crumbs Kimmell gives
him.
"

I saw Carolla on Jay Leno's car show recently. He was showing his collection of Paul Neman's old race cars which he has fixed up and is racing. That is not a hobby you can fund with Kimmel crumbs.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (aVYsC)

279 That wasn't a fair fight. We need to find unprepared conservatives next time, or better yet, some people pretending to be such...

Posted by: Jimmy Dhimmel at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (IKT63)

280 You're a guy on the internet?

K, two of these four things.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (iv0p7)

281 I'm old enough to remember when late night shows were meant to actually entertain vs. spread an agenda. Good times good times.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 03:05 PM (+1EJs)

282 Sandra Bernhard is really good in King of Comedy.Jerry Lewis beats the shit out of her too...

Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 03:05 PM (LiyEm)

283 Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (T71PA)

Some truth, I'm holding. XIV is getting terminated, though. The guy really did lose $4 million. Well, IIRC from the screens he posted closer to $3.7 million.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:05 PM (wwd4n)

284 Heh, poor kid.

https://i.___ur.com/qtKCJ2k.gifv

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (iv0p7)

285 Was Sarah Silverman a thing doing stand up when Seinfeld and Larry David shot her into the mainstream when they gave her the role as that girl who slept with Kramer in bed?


She was terrible in that role btw.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

286 277
510 Dow


Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (VpIIl)
I reckon there is going to be some profit taking before the closing bell because investors are still jumpy.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

287 So Kimmel shouted "Shut up you A-hole"? Is little Jim Jim projecting? I think so.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (Sda6L)

288 I've completely lost my shit and it's all retarded!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Pimple at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (vtcmf)

289 The "progressive" face these guys present are cause they are too repulsive for the casting couch so they have to sell whatever self respect they may have ever had. They just don't realize they look like $2 hookers with needle marks.

Posted by: Dempsy at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (lMY1T)

290 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)

Bingo. Prager specifically asked him if he's secular or religious and he confirmed he was in fact religious.

Maybe he's not a fan of Trump. I have no issue with that, he's a Canuck and he has bigger issues to deal with like Trudeau.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (IYHxL)

291 They killed it yesterday with those stupid ETP -VIX shorts.

Who the hell shorts the VIX when you pick up 5,500 points on the index in 12 months -_-

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

292 "The Man Show was embarrassingly unfunny"

Nah. It was ok. Never great, but ok.

You're just being salty and there's no reason for that.

Posted by: Steve at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (cOANc)

293 All I remember from late nite (because I always fell asleep) is Letterman and his calling people. Called someone from CBS, got late receptionist, and after his schtick, she innocently asked 'well, am I fired now?'. That was cold, hard, reality and the drunk/drug dialing didn't work. Dead silence from audience and Letterman.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (MIKMs)

294 Looks like Trumps FED chairman pick won't be jacking up interest rates like Yellen would have done.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (g4lFK)

295 Bonhomme,
You're tall!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (9iLHi)

296 Adam Corolla is working with Dennis Prager on a movie No Safe Spaces about college life, he is on Dennis Prager's show alot and they do appearances together.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (aC6Sd)

297 You're a guy on the internet?

That's two things.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (IKT63)

298 267 264 Like the guy on the internet who is 6'5", drives a Porsche, and is a 10th degree black belt.

I actually am one of these three things.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

You're a guy on the internet?
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

He's got an 11-inch schlong!*


*(In binary)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

299 Yeah I don't think I laughed much at Kimmel on The Man Show. I did Carolla though. And its point was to be un-PC and have hot chicks dance around and jump on trampolines.

You know, the sort of women feminists believe shouldn't have a job.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 03:08 PM (lKs2v)

300 Jimmy Kimmel Tries His Retarded Rhetoric
............

So when did he become a Democrat congressman?

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

301 "I reckon there is going to be some profit taking before the closing bell because investors are still jumpy."

Yeah, but it will be relative to gains. It is peeling back a bit already.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2018 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

302 I only remember Jimmy-Bob from playing the straight man in "Win Ben Stein's Money". The Man-Show was entertaining once, but Adam Corolla couldn't carry the whole show and I was already getting the creep vibe from Jimmy. I could see his head inflating even back then.

Basically, I don't watch TV, period. I'll watch old movies, and youtube videos about guns, knives and triggered SJW's. So many other things to do.

Watched Kung Fu Hustle last night, forgot what a great movie that was. Bruce Lee v. Wile E. Coyote. I wouldn't know where to find Jimmy's Kibbles without doing a search on the guide. If it weren't for my 91 year old dementia riddled mother, I'd burn directv and piss on its ashes.

SOON.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2018 03:08 PM (RHEDC)

303 I had two months of gains raped out of my RH account in a matter of days. I'm not holding my breath until I see a couple days of solid gains.

So ... 12 months of gains minus the last two months of gains is a problem?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (jJMO3)

304 Had to look around a little but seems there might be a story going around ( heard this from a kid working for another company at work) that Trump of course congratulated the Eagles for the Superbowl, a reply Twitter from the ( as story goes) Eagles was Go F #+* yourself and is verified.
I called BS as it would come from owner, or coach maybe GM and cannot believe eany of these 3 would do that.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:03 PM


Yeah the lying liars are making up all kinds of shit. Someone here, even here at AoS g-damn-it, was saying the Eagles voted not to attend. I called BULLSHIT -- which of course it was.

The left intends to exact revenge on the players that praised God and Jesus before a national audience.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (2FqvZ)

305 Q: What do you call someone (like Kimmel) who is both ignorant and an asshole?
A: Ignoranus

Posted by: Cumberland Astro at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (zoiGB)

306 You're just being salty and there's no reason for that.

He said, bitchily.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (iv0p7)

307 282 Sandra Bernhard is really good in King of Comedy.Jerry Lewis beats the shit out of her too...
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2018 03:05 PM (LiyEm)

They were playing themselves. I wouldn't be surprised to find that Scorsese had them in mind all along.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

308 Was anything shown on-stage? Or is this all backstage in whatever color they call the room.

The way the producers pack the audience with agreeable leftists, the remarks of all these people, when jousting with Kimmel, would be loudly booed.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (5OEn4)

309 Adam is more of a Libertarian leaning conservative, he is a avowed Atheist.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (aC6Sd)

310 I googled Sandra Bernhard because I'm really not sure who she is and was surprised she was a French actress from 100 years ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (nBr1j)

311 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

Would you say that your question has been answered to your satisfaction ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (6FqZa)

312 229 The second a black comic gets on one of the networks, he's gonna take all ten million of Kimmel, Colbert's, and Fallon's viewers.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 02:56 PM (wodwd)

That guy who took over for John Stewart isn't exactly tearing it up.

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 02:58 PM (Z5y53)

When I say "comic," I do mean someone who possesses some small amount of talent. And Jon Stewart never had to split the self-hating white audience the way the late night guys are.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (wodwd)

313 Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (aC6Sd)

Yes but he hopes he's wrong and appreciates what the Judeo-Christian West has given him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (IYHxL)

314 285 Was Sarah Silverman a thing doing stand up when Seinfeld and Larry David shot her into the mainstream when they gave her the role as that girl who slept with Kramer in bed?


She was terrible in that role btw.
Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

She was in the NY standup crowd, hooked up with Dave Attell, I think. Then made the jump to SNL.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (xJa6I)

315 Dow is up over 400+ ? Obama economy again!

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (7uYFy)

316 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (jJMO3)

Short term. I'm holding, I just find the panic memes fun to engage in. I feel dead inside so much of the time, feeling anything is exciting!

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (wwd4n)

317 Hey, man. Them people on the left ain't normal. They ain't like you and me.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (zLDYs)

318 Now I'll google Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

319 313 yes, I am a pretty devout Prager listener for over 10 years at least.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (aC6Sd)

320 195 The first time you split an atom with your mind, it is impressive. After that, you turn to late night comedy.

Especially if it's a beer atom.

Posted by: Young Einstein at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (sGtp+)

321 The SpaceX webcast is getting underway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c

415,000 watching already.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (xjiRE)

322 315 Dow is up over 400+ ? Obama economy again!
Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (7uYFy)


I propose to rename "bull" and "bear" markets as "Trump" and "Obama" markets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (jJMO3)

323 OT falcon heavy cleared for launch 3:45pm eastern.
weather has cleared.
http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (3g9Il)

324 What I remember most about the Man Show is how Jimmy Kimmy looked like such a pathetic beta male standing next to Carolla. That, and a monkey drinking his own pee like a water fountain during the "great moments in nature" segment.

Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (jwamw)

325 "Jimmy, why won't you let this Latina for Trump speak? You keep interrupting her. Is it because she has darker skin than you?"

With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"



Heh!

Our Cultural Overlords are not smart people. More of this please.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (KisEu)

326 It's pretty simple, ace. (Apologies to any moron has mentioned this already)

Kimmel realized somewhere down the line that he was, in fact, unfunny and mediocre. So what's a comic with no actual talent for comedy to do if he wants to keep working?

Jump on that hip urban SJW train and ride it for all it's worth, baby. Just keep an eye out for a "change of heart" later on when the pendulum swings back the other way.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (c2Mwr)

327
321 The SpaceX webcast is getting underway.

procrastinating lunch a bit so I can dash home and watch the webcast.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (v3pYe)

328 It does cut a telemarketer off at the knees when they ask how I'm doing and I tell them my wife just died.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (nBr1j)

329 314 285 Was Sarah Silverman a thing doing stand up when Seinfeld and Larry David shot her into the mainstream when they gave her the role as that girl who slept with Kramer in bed?


She was terrible in that role btw.
Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

She was in the NY standup crowd, hooked up with Dave Attell, I think. Then made the jump to SNL.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (xJa6I)

She was on SNL? How forgettable she must have been. I did not know that.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (g4lFK)

330 The left intends to exact revenge on the players that praised God and Jesus before a national audience.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:09 PM (2FqvZ)



I will admit The Onion's Doug Pederson Informs Nick Foles He's Been Trades To Browns While Handing Him Lombardi Trophy was hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (mf5HN)

331 When I say "comic," I do mean someone who possesses some small amount of talent. And Jon Stewart never had to split the self-hating white audience the way the late night guys are.
Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (wodwd)

Jon Stewart's schtick could have been done by Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer and it'd have worked.

It was also a different time. He was the only one doing what he was doing 10 years ago. Now they're all doing that same stuff.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 03:14 PM (KUaJL)

332 Speaking of, who was the guy on the Man Show that could chug a mug of beer in about 3 seconds? I know he's mort now, but I can't recall his name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 03:14 PM (tRaq7)

333 Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (nBr1j)

By the way I didn't get a chance to post this when the news came in NL, but Jesus I'm sorry for your loss. Praying for you!

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (wwd4n)

334 Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (aC6Sd)

I've been listening a little longer maybe 13-14 years? I really started listening to him when I was 18 dude is a national treasure.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (IYHxL)

335 328 It does cut a telemarketer off at the knees when they ask how I'm doing and I tell them my wife just died.

Drive-thru folks are taken aback when they ask how you're doing and you say "awful".

I've got most of the local ones trained by now, though.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (sGtp+)

336 328
It does cut a telemarketer off at the knees when they ask how I'm doing and I tell them my wife just died.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM (nBr1j)
Hugs.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

337 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 02:47 PM (fuK7c)

Would you say that your question has been answered to your satisfaction ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 03:10 PM (6FqZa)




Yeah, I sort of knew the answer before I asked. I'm a dick sometimes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

338 Now I'll google Sarah Silverman.

Wear a rubber.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

339 I find Sarah Silverman very attractive, but she is a horrible person.
I suffer cognitive dissonance and a sense of repulsion regarding her.

And, Trump pretty much just said, and I paraphrase, "Fuck it, let's have a shutdown if we can't get this DACA thing solved. It's better for America to be shut down if you assholes can't get this thing resolved."

And the DOW is still up 400...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (8iiMU)

340 It's a balance of interests. We must balance the interest of Esmeralda (who is not a citizen) against the interests of American citizens who suffer due to policies that allow Esmeralda to be in this country. If American politicians can't support American interests then they are traitors.

Of course a secondary issue is that we have been stabbed in the back by American politicians so much regarding this issue that there is no reason to trust any proposal they may have.

Posted by: MAGA at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (sephk)

341 Someone asked earlier. Hear is where you can watch the Falcon Heavy launch.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (sjdRT)

342 Short term. I'm holding, I just find the panic memes fun to engage in. I feel dead inside so much of the time, feeling anything is exciting!
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:11 PM (wwd4n)


Fair enough.

I'm watching this now because it's interesting, but I'm not fussed either way by short term moves. The annualized return over the last year is running around 25%, which at that rate implies a portfolio would double in nominal value in three years.

So the NYSE falls out of bed for a while. No biggie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (jJMO3)

343 With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"

The secret is to find the right button to push.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (O5Q3r)

344 168 Sarah has a damn nice rack.

...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 02:49 PM (EyPfd)
***********************


Any body can buy a nice rack. A nice rack is meaningless.

Posted by: Sand Bagger at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (nDdGQ)

345 Boy, that Obama economy is unstoppable! Took a licking for a few days and comes roaring right back!

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (7uYFy)

346 Adam C. was funny, though. And Girls on Trampolines was worth watching...

Posted by: Mikey at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (GuP9b)

347 Space link is taking me to video, how to get live?

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (aC6Sd)

348 The silly millenials in my office love Noah Trevor..which basically tells me all I need to know about their intellect.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

349 Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face? That scene is fun to watch.

Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (pMGkg)

350 The Youtube link is going to be the live feed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

351 Any body can buy a nice rack. A nice rack is meaningless.
Posted by: Sand Bagger at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM (nDdGQ)

Correct. I don't think she always had that "nice rack."

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (7uYFy)

352 Heh

#AdamSchiffsHeadSoBig

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsjus7r

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (UCeQo)

353 After Don Rickles died, I saw he had befriended Kimmel somewhere along the way. Good to know a Rickles wasn't perfect.

Posted by: Sen Shithole Dicky Durbin, D-Hodgkinson Pen Pal resident at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (Ftuf+)

354 "She was in the NY standup crowd, hooked up with Dave Attell, I think. Then made the jump to SNL.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"


She also had a minor role in There's Something About Mary.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (OD2ni)

355 I use to watch the Man Show, it was amusing

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (aC6Sd)

356 Best way to learn about Sarah Silverman is to watch the first five minutes of Way of the Gun. Tells you all you need to know, plus she gets what she dearly has coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)

357 349 Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face? That scene is fun to watch.
Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (pMGkg)


Ah, finally, a pop culture reference I get and to which I can respond. It was "The Way of the Gun," previously linked here at the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (jJMO3)

358 I'm watching this now because it's interesting, but
I'm not fussed either way by short term moves. The annualized return
over the last year is running around 25%, which at that rate implies a
portfolio would double in nominal value in three years.



So the NYSE falls out of bed for a while. No biggie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (jJMO3)
Yup. If this is the correction phase, its all good.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

359 Voodoo mother kills her two small children.

http://cbsloc.al/2GQb79j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

360 Fox

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (87EdW)

361 Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:17 PM (7uYFy)

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss have an album out together. Quite like it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (nBr1j)

362 Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face?

Way of the Gun

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

363 >>>Speaking of, who was the guy on the Man Show that could chug a mug of beer in about 3 seconds? I know he's mort now, but I can't recall his name.

The Fox Bill Foster

Posted by: Jordy Verrill at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (1VKZm)

364 Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face? That scene is fun to watch.

The Way of the Gun

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)

365 Jimmy thinks he's better than you.

He's got woke privilege.

Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (C6xeQ)

366 I'm a dick sometimes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (fuK7c)



Can confirm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (mf5HN)

367 I will admit The Onion's Doug Pederson Informs Nick Foles He's Been Trades To Browns While Handing Him Lombardi Trophy was hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:13 PM


That's cruel. I was watching Peterson respond to question about who his starting QB is next year -- the Super Bowl MVP or the 'other guy?' and while I forget his exact answer it implied he wanted to be anywhere else on the planet except in that room, answering that question.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (2FqvZ)

368 332 Speaking of, who was the guy on the Man Show that could chug a mug of beer in about 3 seconds? I know he's mort now, but I can't recall his name.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 03:14 PM (tRaq7)




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Foster_(performer)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (ujg0T)

369 >>> Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face? That scene is fun to watch.

The Way of the Gun

I have watched that scene a couple times just to wind down from troubles with my ex-wife.

Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (cHbmY)

370 S Silverman thought the gas line markings were ZOMG swastikas!

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (0Ng0w)


I remember that and thinking "Where have you been for the last forty years that you have never before noticed all of those markings on the pavement?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (hLRSq)

371 Silverman is one of those girls who literally slept her way into fame. She does have some funny standup, but its mostly mixed with "I feel filthy for even being in the room this was played in" and little girl saying awful stuff shock lines. Her TV show was a lot of that, just trying to find the most shocking and offensive thing possible, and once in a while doing something hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

372 Small print says at Falcon Heavy Test Flight it will go live before 3:45 pm launch

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (aC6Sd)

373 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (jJMO3)

For me I only have about 2-3% of my portfolio in RH that I just play with mainly for fun (I'd rather not lose, of course, but sometimes I play stupid games and win stupid prizes). The biggest losers I've seen have all been making plays on XIV. One lost $3.7 mil, one lost $75,000 and another lost $50,000. The riskiest thing I did was day trade TQQQ.

The rest of my portfolio is just spread across Vanguard funds.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (wwd4n)

374 Oh, no!

Crain's Cleveland Business afternoon headline:

"Tax Law Could Hit College Athletic Departments Hard"

Boo hoo!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (vg8iE)

375 //sock bye bye

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Freshly Mowed at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (1VKZm)

376 Never stick your dick in something that wants to kill you.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (g4lFK)

377 Robert Plant and Alison Krauss have an album out together. Quite like it.

I'd listen to an entire album of Alison Krauss talking in her sleep. She has the voice of an angel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

378 John Kelley said some of the DACA folks are too lazy to get off their asses and sign up..he actually used that phrase...lol..maybe Trump's plain speaking ways is rubbing off on folks.

Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

379
For the record, the Eagles didn't 'win' Super Bowl 52; the Patrtiots lost Super Bowl 52. That's the story here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (Mh+OQ)

380 Unfortunately, Sarah's body has broken down from fear & rage

Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (jwamw)

381 Carolla has/had the biggest podcast out there, don't know what that translates to in cheddar.

But he's never going to turn on Kimmel. Kimmel got him his break.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

___________

I'm pretty sure he lost that title long ago.

I know he makes good money, but he doesn't make Kimmell money unfortunately. Even though Carolla has WAY more talent. Last I heard Carolla was writing stuff for Jimmy to host the Oscars

Its not even about politics, I thought Carolla was great back in the "Love Line" days when I just assumed he was an atheist liberal.

Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (lKmt3)

382 Weird. I liked "Win Been Stein' s Money", but I don't remember Kimmel in that show. I HATED Kimmel on "The Man Show". Carrola just overpowered him.

Posted by: Qzy at February 06, 2018 03:21 PM (/IjYv)

383 Which movie was it where Silverman basically played herself and some dude punched her in the face? That scene is fun to watch.



The Way of the Gun



I have watched that scene a couple times just to wind down from troubles with my ex-wife.

They should re-release it and rename it to Sarah Silverman Gets Punched In The Face. Box office gold!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 03:21 PM (O5Q3r)

384 That's cruel. I was watching Peterson respond to question about who his starting QB is next year -- the Super Bowl MVP or the 'other guy?' and while I forget his exact answer it implied he wanted to be anywhere else on the planet except in that room, answering that question.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:19 PM (2FqvZ)



That question was just ludicrous. Let them have their nice thing for half a second for pity's sake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:21 PM (mf5HN)

385 Loving the live YouTube of Falcon Heavy, the host a black woman named Lauren, an engineer.

Nice role model.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 03:21 PM (5OEn4)

386 Hungry Hungry Oprah game was funny.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (p6e8W)

387 I hope the Eagles keep both QB's, Wentz's recover in not a certain when.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (aC6Sd)

388 For the record, the Eagles didn't 'win' Super Bowl 52; the Patrtiots lost Super Bowl 52. That's the story here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (Mh+OQ)

NY Giants fan who rooted for Patriots , that's not fair. Philly deserved to win. Brady doing his Eli Manning impersonation on that fumbled sealed the deal.

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (7uYFy)

389 TARS has a better body than Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (g4lFK)

390 Only a true genius would take his sick kid with a coronary condition to a loud scary venue with hot lights and bounce him around as a prop.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (PdDdk)

391 Adam Carolla is a comedic genius, but I guess he's decided his meal
ticket is to just look the other way and see what crumbs Kimmell gives
him.
"

I saw Carolla on Jay Leno's car show recently. He was showing his collection of Paul Neman's old race cars which he has fixed up and is racing. That is not a hobby you can fund with Kimmel crumbs.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 06, 2018 03:04 PM (aVYsC)



I find this very interesting. Kimmel hates Leno fiercely...in an out of proportion response to the Leno/Conan thing.

This, despite being befriended by Leno and being on his show in the beginning. Suddenly, Leno was satan.

But Stern factor brings in Letterman, who also hates Leno. It is the only way to understand how bonkers Kimmel went.
And he has never let up on Leno.

Now Carolla hangs with Leno? In Kimmel's world it may be a betrayal. And last time I saw Carolla on Kimmel he was needling him on the distance between them. But that was eons ago.

So yea, Jimmy has gone to the dark side. And now Fallon. I think I saw the words to the song lyrics he wrote on Twitchy. Ugh.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (2WZeN)

392 Tax Law Could Hit College Athletic Departments Hard"
_____________________________________



Ohio State Players May Have to Pay Taxes On Alumni Payoffs



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (ATVNj)

393 >>> They should re-release it and rename it to Sarah Silverman Gets Punched In The Face. Box office gold!

"To tell you the truth, this isn't a brains kind of operation."

Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (cHbmY)

394 That guy who took over for John Stewart isn't exactly tearing it up.

He can be funny but he's too busy being the "smart foreigner who lectures Americans in an accent." People will tolerate being condescended to by a local because white guilt and all that leftist crap but someone from another nation? Not so much.

I like some of Trevor Noah's standup, he can be funny, but hes not funny or charming enough to pull off that position like Stewart did. He just comes off as lecturing and arrogant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

395 For the record, the Eagles didn't 'win' Super Bowl 52; the Patrtiots lost Super Bowl 52. That's the story here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (Mh+OQ)

As a Pittsburgh fan, I agree with this semantic distinction.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

396 For the record, the Eagles didn't 'win' Super Bowl 52; the Patrtiots lost Super Bowl 52. That's the story here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM


Agreed -- the Eagles didn't win 16 games this season -- the other teams all lost.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (2FqvZ)

397 The second article doesn't explain the "why". Why would anyone want to trade being laid back and happy go lucky for having a perpetual bug up their ass? It doesn't seem he's ordered to do it - it seems sincere. Maybe some aspect of his personal life is eating away at him and he's letting off steam? I used to watch the Ben Stein show - he seemed completely innocuous back then.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (/qEW2)

398 I'm a dick sometimes.



You get me.

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Junk at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (x25VP)

399 "TARS has a better body than Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: Monk"


Sara Carter has a better body than Sarah Silverman. Smarter too.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 03:23 PM (OD2ni)

400 For the record, the Eagles didn't 'win' Super Bowl 52; the Patrtiots lost Super Bowl 52. That's the story here.

Not a good week for Gronk. Loses the Super Bowl then gets home and finds his house broken into and and a couple of safes and supposedly guns stolen.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (O5Q3r)

401 Falcon Heavy fuel is kerosene and LOX.

Drill baby drill.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (5OEn4)

402 Can someone read the eta til launch on the spaceX vid?

Mine's too blurry.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (72PAC)

403 Supposedly Silverman was nakey in a movie not long ago and it wasn't all people had hoped for. Celebs being naked lots its charm for me decades ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)

404 334 Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:12 PM (aC6Sd)

I've been listening a little longer maybe 13-14 years? I really started listening to him when I was 18 dude is a national treasure.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (IYHxL)
---------------------------
He really IS a treasure.

My son had an interesting observation. Jordan Peterson talks about a LOT of the same things Prager addresses.
But because he does so without also discussing electoral politics, he has a readier audience among many young people.

Son has kneejerk-Dem friends who are really intrigued by Peterson.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (0jtPF)

405 14 minutes until launch

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2018 03:25 PM (sjdRT)

406 Now Carolla hangs with Leno? In Kimmel's world it may be a betrayal. And last time I saw Carolla on Kimmel he was needling him on the distance between them. But that was eons ago.

So yea, Jimmy has gone to the dark side. And now Fallon. I think I saw the words to the song lyrics he wrote on Twitchy. Ugh.
Posted by: professor disarray

_______________


My loyalty would be the person with the best car collection.

Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 03:25 PM (lKmt3)

407 At half the season gone I knew the Eagles were going to the SB, until Wentz went down I expected a 50/50 chance of winning it,

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:25 PM (aC6Sd)

408 Any body can buy a nice rack. A nice rack is meaningless.
Posted by: Sand Bagger at February 06, 2018 03:16 PM


It's not meaningless!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 06, 2018 03:25 PM (ctuyM)

409 I use to watch the Man Show, it was amusing

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (aC6Sd)
.........

I liked the midgets.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

410 "but he's too busy being the "smart foreigner who lectures Americans in an accent." People will tolerate being condescended to by a local because white guilt and all that leftist crap but someone from another nation? Not so much. "


Same with John Oliver. Is he still even on? I don't hear much lately from leftys on Twitter about which conservative got "destroted" by John Oliver.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (OD2ni)

411 401. Lox? Like on a bagel?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (j6hVN)

412 Agreed -- the Eagles didn't win 16 games this season -- the other teams all lost.
_______________________________________

What a relief to see it our way.

You know, I've always said the Allied forces didn't win. The Master Race lost.

Posted by: Joey "The Greek" Goebbels at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)

413 But he's never going to turn on Kimmel. Kimmel got him his break.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



No, but I think Kimmel turned on him...or ghosted him. Moved on from the friendship. His rabid leftism doesn't allow disagreement...so that's Carolla sin.

Carolla on Leno's car show kinda tells me that. If I'm reading the tea leaves right.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (2WZeN)

414 366 I'm a dick sometimes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2018 03:15 PM (fuK7c)


Can confirm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 06, 2018 03:18 PM (mf5HN)

So metaphorically or what?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

415 John Kelley said some of the DACA folks are too lazy to get off their asses and sign up..he actually used that phrase...lol..maybe Trump's plain speaking ways is rubbing off on folks.

Posted by: IC at February 06
*************************

Yes, also that [probably] Trump would not extend DACA; and that it was against the law and should not exist in the first place.

Sounds like winning.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (nDdGQ)

416 Jay Leno was a guy I was meh about. He was kinda funny but mostly not very interesting and he was no Johnny, those were shoes way too big for anyone to step into.

But I've grown to like him more and more, and love his show Jay Leno's Garage. If I'd have done Top Gear America, he'd have been the main host.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

417 Hey, Jimmy.

They have to go back.

Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2018 03:27 PM (5+Kko)

418 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:24 PM (0jtPF)

Your son is dead on right. Unfortunately that's my biggest issue with Peterson - he knows the virus but seemingly refuses to take a side.

While in the short term it works capturing a bigger audience at some point he's gonna to a serious fork in the road and will have to make a choice.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (IYHxL)

419 My loyalty would be the person with the best car collection.
Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 03:25 PM (lKmt3)


See, this is the sane way to do life. Not around politics.


Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (2WZeN)

420 Many of John Oliver's big lectures in which he "destroyed" conservatives have ended up looking really moronic and ill-informed as time has gone on. He fell into the trap of assuming Trump was an idiot who knew nothing way too often, like most of the media. Then like 3 days later, Trump was proven right, again and again. After a while that egg starts to pile up on your face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

421 "I find this very interesting. Kimmel hates Leno fiercely...in an out of proportion response to the Leno/Conan thing."

And if I understand correctly, Leno's personality in real life is basically a more laid-back version of his stage personality. He is a genuinely decent guy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

422 With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"
..........

Sounds like an extremely hostile work environment. Somebody should sue his fat ass.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

423 Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 03:22 PM (2WZeN)

Stern hates Leno more than any of them . Weird that Carolla is fairly good friends with Leno. Carolla does a pretty good balancing act between his friends on the Right and his insane friends on the Left.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (r8Hiq)

424 http://7ny.tv/2GTdd8s
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NY lawmakers: Make Tide Pods look less appetizing
Email
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SMFH !! This World is DOOMED

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 03:29 PM (y3aQB)

425 How much did Dimmy Kimmel have to edit that to make himself look good?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 03:29 PM (ghPfF)

426 Have the launch on my YouTube app

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (aC6Sd)

427 Hey, Jimmy.

They have to go back.

-
It's like Paul McCartney says:

Get back!
Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Jordan Peterson is appealing to people right now because he's simply confirming common sense with lots of jargon and academic sounding language. This isn't shocking or new, its just being supported by someone who seems really erudite and educated, which helps sell the obvious.

In a sane world, he'd be pretty much bland and easily ignored. But we live in crazy land, so the true and obvious seems fresh and shocking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

429 NY lawmakers: Make Tide Pods look less appetizing
Email
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Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 03:29 PM (y3aQB

They were ASKING for it!

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

430
John Kelley said some of the DACA folks are too lazy to get off their
asses and sign up..he actually used that phrase...lol..maybe Trump's
plain speaking ways is rubbing off on folks. Posted by: IC at February 06, 2018 03:20 PM (a0IVu)
=====

Family I know pretty well has absolutely no sympathy for their kids who didn't regularize their status. Parents worked like maniacs to get their own citizenship last amnesty and two of their kids didn't bother. Feel sorry for all of them, but just like the parents who worked for it, not a lot for the lazy ones.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (MIKMs)

431 And if I understand correctly, Leno's personality in real life is basically a more laid-back version of his stage personality. He is a genuinely decent guy.

It seems that way, and comedians are deeply impressed with the man's work ethic. But he's also extremely driven and ambitious, which means he probably steamrolls people in his way without really meaning any malice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:31 PM (39g3+)

432 We New Yorkers like to think we are so smart and so savvy.

And yet we elected Hillary and eat Tide pods because they look delicious.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2018 03:31 PM (ATVNj)

433 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 03:31 PM (O5Q3r)

434 Jordan Peterson is appealing to people right now because he's simply confirming common sense with lots of jargon and academic sounding language.

So what you're saying is that women can't be CEO's and enjoy being raped?

Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 06, 2018 03:32 PM (87y4e)

435 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

I'm assuming you're above the age of 40 years old. For a lot of young men, my age range - 30's - have been led so astray of common sense that hearing things people like Peterson have to say seems like a revelation.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:32 PM (IYHxL)

436 377 Alison Krauss has the voice of an angel.

I love her first 4 albums including with Union Station.
I am bored by her later stuff including Plant CD. I guess I just liked the real bluegrass stuff the best. Her version of I Will by the Beatles was fantastic -the version she did on some old Nashville show I forgot name of. The CD version had too much banjo for that song if you ask me.

I saw her twice at Poor David's Pub on Greenville Ave. back in the mid 1990s. She and her bluegrass band were great.

Posted by: Glenn John at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (LilNs)

437 I respect Leno in that he likes to give it to both sides politically despite being a liberal, he has a cool hobby he's passionate about, and I met him once outside of any cameras at a private event and couldn't have been nicer.

To me though his comedy has always been very generic.

Posted by: Maritime at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (lKmt3)

438 But I've grown to like him more and more, and love his show Jay Leno's Garage. If I'd have done Top Gear America, he'd have been the main host.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

Leno actually turned down an offer. Carolla was a host for one of the attempted pilots though.

Posted by: Sjg at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (gDSJf)

439 I always get John Oliver and Fillet-O-Fish confused.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (QQ+il)

440 Good grief. Big-boobed Liz Claman needs an opiod.

Oooh! Nicole and Liz together on the floor....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (8iiMU)

441 Have to agree, the Man Show was a gimmick and nothing more. I think my wife and I watched it a handful of times, and if it had been better, we would have kept watching.

Of course, anything positive you could attribute to the Man Show, you could also attribute to Adam Corolla. He's 10 times funnier than Kimmel.

Posted by: deadrody at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (4yA46)

442 While in the short term it works capturing a bigger
audience at some point he's gonna to a serious fork in the road and will
have to make a choice.


Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (IYHxL)

>I think Peterson wants people to figure it out themselves. If you tell people "hey, this is what this means and you should listen to me" it turns off a lot of people.If you arrive at the answer yourself, you're better prepared to understanding it and defending it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (bB4HN)

443 sarah does butt stuff. she sure as hell doesn't want any man cooties in her love canal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (KP5rU)

444 But Hitler was p.c.: Vegetarian; nonsmoker (anti-smoking Nazi, literally and figuratively); New Age magic crystal type pseudo-religious beliefs; and animal lover. (Although alot of people like dogs so maybe let him slide on that although the vegetarian would seem to indicate 'food animals are people too!' sort of attitude.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (ewxPW)

445 Isn't Kimmel the one who went on and on about Obamacare and how much it was needed? He talked about his son with medical problems and tried to guilt/shame about any repeal of Obamacare? I may be thinking about somebody else.

There is no compassion for the families that have lost family members to illegals. They just don't care. These same lame celebrities live behind walls and don't have to live in neighborhoods that have been blighted by gangs and high criminal activity.

How safe and smug they feel.

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (oiNtH)

446 Notably, Kimmel is the godfather to Carolla's kids...Wait for it...

The son's gayer than a young Liberace.

Anyone think that's a coincidence?

Posted by: Oschisms at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (wodwd)

447 428 Jordan Peterson is appealing to people right now because he's simply confirming common sense with lots of jargon and academic sounding language. This isn't shocking or new, its just being supported by someone who seems really erudite and educated, which helps sell the obvious.

In a sane world, he'd be pretty much bland and easily ignored. But we live in crazy land, so the true and obvious seems fresh and shocking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

Peterson is a college professor. He can't name the Commie or Marxism or he loses his job. Being an e-celebrity is not a full time job for him.

It's not difficult to figure out that he is right wing indivulalist.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:34 PM (g4lFK)

448 McCain not responding to numerous inquiries. I know your hearts may jumped a bit on that starter.

Its the Dossier again: Date problem

Steel presented Dossier to FBI July 2016

Comey Seeks and receives Fisa Warrant Oct 2016

McCain brought that same alleged need to know Dossier to FBI Dec 2016. What is going on with McCains reason for alerting FBI, when the warrant was already active 2. Months prior?

Fisa Warrant Oct 2016

Posted by: Calendar year Clown in makeup Mccain at February 06, 2018 03:35 PM (7ZiDC)

449 418--While in the short term it works capturing a bigger audience at some point he's gonna to a serious fork in the road and will have to make a choice.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:28 PM (IYHxL)
---------------------
Maybe.
Or maybe not.

There are so many questions that transcend politics.
And I think kids in particular are starved for answers and discussion.

In any case, Peterson certainly has taken positions on specific Canadian policies. The Left has a way of forcing the issues!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:35 PM (0jtPF)

450 Youngest de Monet, a 1st year aerospace engineer student, is there at Cape Canaveral to watch the launch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 03:36 PM (QLvwG)

451 Leno actually turned down an offer. Carolla was a host for one of the attempted pilots though.

He'd have been another one of my choices, and then Tanner Foust for the expert. That would have really worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

452 Peterson is more valuable for his semester lectures in college he posts online more than his debates and blogs.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 03:37 PM (g4lFK)

453 Youngest de Monet, a 1st year aerospace engineer student, is there at Cape Canaveral to watch the launch!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 03:36 PM (QLvwG)


You must tell rickl. He will enjoy knowing.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 03:37 PM (2WZeN)

454


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2018 03:35 PM (0jtPF)

True but at some point the politics will come into play.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 06, 2018 03:37 PM (IYHxL)

455 Launch nearly ready to go!
30s


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 06, 2018 03:39 PM (8iiMU)

456
Your son is dead on right. Unfortunately that's my biggest issue with Peterson - he knows the virus but seemingly refuses to take a side.

While in the short term it works capturing a bigger audience at some point he's gonna to a serious fork in the road and will have to make a choice.
======================
Well nothing wishy washy about his view of communism/postmodernism -



Identity politics and the Marxist lie of white privilege.

Starts slow. 20 minutes in, he is Electric. Then he becomes A MAN ON FIRE.

Worth the one hour eleven minutes.

Remember the ace post yesterday about the school kid that was given a list of white privileges? He exposes the "academic" that wrote it - based upon her personal experience in the 1970s and 1980s. She looks like Minnie pearl.

https://tinyurl.com/yd3rtzaj

Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2018 03:39 PM (C6xeQ)

457
Never stick your dick in something that wants to kill you.
Posted by: Monk


Me love you long time.

Posted by: Gympie Gympie at February 06, 2018 03:40 PM (IqV8l)

458 Oooh! Nicole and Liz together on the floor....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 06, 2018 03:33 PM (8iiMU)
PICS ??

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 03:40 PM (y3aQB)

459 He sucks now and I think it was a combo of a Hollywood celeb transformation and his relationship with Howard Stern.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2018 02:30 PM (r8Hiq)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bah. Stern leans left, but he is not a reflexive progressive at all. And, he generally keeps his politics off the show, the exact opposite of Kimmel.

I guarantee you one thing - if all the shit with the FBI and DOJ actually comes out, Howard Stern will not be in the Democrat's camp pretending that it didn't happen or that it doesn't matter.

The only thing Stern really cares about is himself. Hell, he'd probably be a Republican if GWB's FCC hadn't tried to run him out of business. And he was 100% right about how fucked up that was in reaction to Janet Jackson's tit at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: deadrody at February 06, 2018 03:42 PM (4yA46)

460 Bah. Stern leans left, but he is not a reflexive progressive at all. And, he generally keeps his politics off the show, the exact opposite of Kimmel.†

I guarantee you one thing - if all the shit with the FBI and DOJ actually comes out, Howard Stern will not be in the Democrat's camp pretending that it didn't happen or that it doesn't matter.†

The only thing Stern really cares about is himself. Hell, he'd probably be a Republican if GWB's FCC hadn't tried to run him out of business. And he was 100% right about how fucked up that was in reaction to Janet Jackson's tit at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: deadrody at February 06, 2018 03:42 PM (4yA46)

Totally disagree. Stern has been all SJW the last two years or so. And his guests have been total progs. Crap he had Jane Fonda on a few weeks ago. I listened for 25 years, and can only listen for a minute or two now, during other stations commercial breaks.

Posted by: Tofer732 at February 06, 2018 03:49 PM (qcrxS)

461 "Hitler was un-PC too, that doesn't make him funny."

Hitler started out PC and became un-PC when he got full power. Just as our Leftists will do.

Posted by: DrDeano at February 06, 2018 03:49 PM (didR+)

462 Is Adam Corolla funny? I haven't seen it but mostly I've heard him on Prager.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 03:50 PM (4CCz5)

463 Jimmy used to date Sarah Silverman - need we say more.

Posted by: Wendy at February 06, 2018 03:51 PM (bpemY)

464 Falcon Heavy.

America, Fuck Yeah.

Two side boosters landed synchronized on a tail of fire just the way God and Robert Heinlein intended.

That was cool.

Posted by: blasterBOT at February 06, 2018 03:51 PM (Z5y53)

465 Damn, that thing took off like a scalded cat. Even the Shuttle didn't leave town that quick. Launch successful except they don't know what happened with the core stage on that ship out in the Atlantic.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 06, 2018 03:55 PM (S5WMi)

466 "With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"

This tracks and represents the degeneration into maddened profanity I have experienced with almost every hardcore liberal I ever debated. These people who fancy themselves so supple and sophisticated in intellect are in fact emotionally retarded children completely incapable of contending with sound refutation.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2018 04:05 PM (LvwIi)

467 This video at roughly 1:15...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3UzqqHuB3U

Posted by: Evan3457 at February 06, 2018 04:10 PM (4P7OJ)

468 kimmel was one third of the man show.

1/3 girls on trampolines
1/3 adam carolla

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 06, 2018 04:57 PM (OtVYM)

469 I used to think that the only reason that the massively un-talented Sarah Silverman was able to achieve a shred of success in the entertainment world was because she was shtupping Jimmy Kimmel. Without that, I always thought that she would be working at a job for which she is much better suited -- a waitress at a New Jersey diner.

But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's the reverse. Maybe the utterly clueless and despicable Kimmel is actually riding, among other things on Sarah's coattails.

Posted by: Calisse Tabarnac at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (7IZIE)

470 Kimmel has been riding on his friendship with Adam Corolla for a long time. I doubt Adam works in the writers room any longer.

Posted by: rjschwarz at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (hrBu1)

471 The funniest part about it was the realization that Kimmel does not have the balls to say 'shut up asshole' or something like that to the non-whites or the females in the room. He knew he could get away with saying it to the white guy.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 06, 2018 08:59 PM (SIP8o)

472 Notice the video posted by Kimmel's show was heavily edited to remove most of the great rebuttals made by his guests.Especialky this author's remarks.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 06, 2018 09:50 PM (pN3as)

473 Kimmel was funny on The Man Show (season 1) and on Win Ben Stein's Money. For that matter, Bill Maher was great when Politically Incorrect was on the Comedy Channel, and Keith Olberman was good on SportsCenter.

At some point, their talents as entertainers led them to believe themselves smarter that the rest of us. They felt justified in telling their intellectual inferiors how to live. They became angry when us rubes didn't show them the deference they'd become accustomed to from yes-men and fawning media.

Posted by: Stephen at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (1CJCO)

474 "Is it because she has darker skin than you?"

With that, Kimmel completely lost it and shouted at me: "Shut up, you a---hole!"

"Is it because she is a woman?"

Posted by: Aarradin at February 07, 2018 04:26 AM (5kvQv)

475 Well, Jimmy "Kimmel the Klown" has unmasked himself, to reveal that beneath the makeup is a conceited, arrogant, virtue-signaling prog who has contempt for half of America.

The only thing funny about Kimmel now is the idea that he is more intelligent than conservatives, or has *any* standing among any intellectuals of note.

Good luck attracting viewers by alienating a large portion of Americans, sooper genius Kimmel.

Posted by: tlk428 at February 07, 2018 06:23 AM (urS61)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat