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Of Course: Comey's Former Special Assistant Jumps Ship to... CNN

It's worse than just that. He quit the FBI, claiming that he was quitting due to "political attacks" on the Bureau.

And then it turned out, ooh, lookie here, he just so happened to have already negotiated a deal with, get this, CNN for a new, almost-certainly-better-paying gig.

Fortuitously enough!


On Friday, a former FBI agent wrote an eye-catching opinion piece in the New York Times, claiming that he had retired from the Bureau because it had received unfair "political attacks" from Republicans in Congress.


Other than its entirely disingenuous premise (alleging Republicans are attacking the FBI as a whole, rather than investigating alleged misdeads under leaders James Comey and Andrew McCabe), the piece leaves out important information.

Nowhere in the opinion article does Campbell reveal the fact that he was James Come'’s special assistant. Campbell presents himself as someone who is unattached to the current political situation, leaving out the fact that he has a huge vested interest in defending Comey.

But it gets worse. Following the op-ed, John Cardillo, a host for The Rebel and former law enforcement officer, claimed that Campbell also left out the fact that he had already accepted an offer to become a CNN analyst.

THERE IS NO DEEP STATE

ANYONE CLAIMING THAT THERE IS A DEEP STATE
SHOULD IMMEDIATELY BE REPORTED TO THE DEEP STATE
FOR REEDUCATION ABOUT THE NON-EXISTENCE OF THE DEEP STATE

A MIND CLEAN OF THOUGHTS IS A MIND CLEAR OF CLUTTER.

BE WELL, CITIZEN, AND TAKE YOUR REQUIRED DOSES
OF WORK PILLS, SEX PILLS, SLEEP PILLS, AND CALM PILLS.

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




Comments

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1 RUSSIAN BOT ATTACK!!!

Posted by: Flyguy at February 06, 2018 07:55 PM (qCKDU)

2 Ha!!

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 07:56 PM (Vf2XA)

3 No one tells the truth.

Anywhere.

Just a river of sleaze running from DC to CNN.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 07:56 PM (c1azQ)

4 Old and Busted: COLOSUS...

New Hotness: DEEP STATE

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

5 And shouldn't NYT been more forthcoming.

Did they go all skulls and daggers.

This stuff is insulting.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (c1azQ)

6 I AM RESIGNING BASED ON MUH PRINCIPLES.

/falls into feather bed

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (zuaBT)

7 Clown Nose Network.

Watch as a couple dozen clowns depart the FBI clown car and get into the Clown Nose Network clown car.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (kyG8i)

8 As if things couldn't get worse for Trump today, MSDNC's Nicole Wallace (former Bush, then McCain worker drone) called PDT a "hamburger-eating, zamboni-driving loon."

You go, gurrrrlll!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

9 Shut your whore mouths. All of you. Including Ace.

The FBI is full of GOOD PEEPS KEEPING US SAFE.

So there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 06, 2018 07:58 PM (fiGNd)

10 My school newspapers had more integrity.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 07:58 PM (c1azQ)

11 Soma

Posted by: JAS at February 06, 2018 07:58 PM (7JbXq)

12 CHILL PILL
TAKE IT
TAKE IT

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 07:58 PM (hMwEB)

13 Soma

Posted by: JAS at February 06, 2018 07:58 PM (7JbXq)


They sell great bras.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

14 crickets chirping

crickets chirping

crickets chirping

Posted by: The MSM at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (EzdLW)

15 Does he have the nekid photos of Trump that he can expose to the world? Because that is upmost important to national security.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (AJeMv)

16 OK, where do I find the calm pills? I could really use them about now.

Posted by: empire1 at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (neRvq)

17 And he totes doesn't have any leverage inside the FBI for leaks guys. There's no way that this could turn into a pipeline for embarrassing things to come out about PDT from "friends in the bureau".

Posted by: Flyguy at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (qCKDU)

18 hamburger-eating, zamboni-driving loon

==
how is that an insult?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (hMwEB)

19 We're going to look back on this when we're taking cover from the FEMA helos and laugh.

Posted by: Monty James at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (gKOMX)

20 Can I get some of those "Calm Pills" Ace mentions? I seem to have run out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, searching for the Platonic ideal at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (XlbwU)

21 So the Keystone Cops really are working at the Clown Network.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (c1azQ)

22 Tucker is flamethrowing Schiff right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

23 It all just seems silly now. Everyone is playing to their base-on both sides. I guess the hope is to get independents to commit. One way or another

Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (uf5be)

24

Star Wars is on. It's the "Grups" episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (LS/WX)

25 And shouldn't NYT been more forthcoming.

Did they go all skulls and daggers.

This stuff is insulting.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (c1azQ)

Right there with the FIB and Yahoo News.

Where is the National Enquirer when you need them?

Posted by: golfman at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (48QDY)

26 The nekkid Trump pics were redacted to hide his hands.

Posted by: Schiffty at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (kyG8i)

27 He actually looks like he could be Comey's butt buddy. Just saying I got a ping on my radar.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

28
hamburger-eating, zamboni-driving loon

==

how is that an insult?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 07:59 PM (hMwEB)


To all the cool DC cocktail crowd it's a knee slapper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

29 Ace takes red pills like tic tacs.

Raging ace is best ace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

30 It's fake news from top to bottom.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:02 PM (Hucnr)

31 cnn, fbi, what's the difference? maybe don lemon gives better head, or something. pole smokers all the way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:02 PM (KP5rU)

32 the hope is to get independents to commit. One way or another
Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (uf5be)

Heh.

Posted by: golfman at February 06, 2018 08:02 PM (48QDY)

33
This would be like the unindicted felon lois lerner's top aide quitting the IRS because of "unfair political attacks" by the Republicans and then joining fake news cnn as a political commentator.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:02 PM (LS/WX)

34 Did our FBI guys always have this career path. Hopping right from FBI to News Networks, and then jabbering away?

You would think there'd be some prohibitions around that. Especially during an active investigation!

Oh wait...Jimmy Kimmel says it's fine.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (c1azQ)

35 23 It all just seems silly now. Everyone is playing to their base-on both sides. I guess the hope is to get independents to commit. One way or another
Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (uf5be)

One side is playing the truth and the other side is playing with the truth. But go ahead and think both sides are equally biased.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

36 Everyone should be watching Tucker Right Now.

Must see TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

37 Nobody told me there was a NOOD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (9SkN+)

38 23. Your 'non-tribal, totes above it' status is

[ ] Other than noted
[ X] Noted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

39 Special Assistant? You mean, like an intern?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (kyG8i)

40 Star Wars is on. It's the "Grups" episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (LS/WX)

Is that the one where R2D2 falls into Jabba the Hutt's coffee maker, and becomes grounds for impeachment?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (Dbv1R)

41 27 He actually looks like he could be Comey's butt buddy. Just saying I got a ping on my radar.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

*checks photos*

oh yeah, definitely

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)

42
Like I said, I predict it will come out soon that the fbi actually helped draft Shiff's memo of lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (LS/WX)

43 Nowhere in the opinion article does Campbell reveal the fact that he was James Comey's special assistant.

Campbell was in charge of massaging Comey's balls. This was one of the most envied positions at the FBI.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (8gDQu)

44 This would be like the unindicted felon lois lerner's top aide quitting the IRS because of "unfair political attacks" by the Republicans and then joining fake news cnn as a political commentator.

Look, we all can't be sacrificed on the altar of an isolated few at the Cincinnati field office.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (zuaBT)

45 Did he resign quietly or did he flounce?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (9SkN+)

46 Tucker talking about Schiff taking the call from Russian pranksters, and of course some prog is ducking and dodging.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

47 I NEED CLAM PILLS BECAUSE I'M STEAMING

Posted by: Gwynneth at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (EzdLW)

48 Nobody told me there was a NOOD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (9SkN+)

Past Skip's bedtime.

Mine, too.

Posted by: golfman at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (48QDY)

49 23 You're kidding right? I guess Paine and company "played to their base" back in the day. There is zero equivalence between us and them (Dems, Deep State, etc.)

Posted by: rammajamma at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (oAlzZ)

50 It all just seems silly now. Everyone is playing to their base-on both sides. I guess the hope is to get independents to commit. One way or another
Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (uf5be)



Yep. The undecideds could go either way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (9SkN+)

51 So... just for fun. Weiners leaked contact list. Cannot verify if it's correct:

https://tinyurl.com/ydg772oz

SFW

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (aT+Bx)

52 7 I NEED CLAM PILLS BECAUSE I'M STEAMING
Posted by: Gwynneth at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (



Here, try some asspresso.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (c1azQ)

53 Actually, I do need to take my melatonin. Thanks for the reminder, ace.

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (NL6wI)

54
It all just seems silly now. Everyone is playing to their base-on both sides. I guess the hope is to get independents to commit. One way or another

Posted by: Drc


Dunce, that dog don't hunt. Not here, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (LS/WX)

55 Now, now. I'm informed that the Deep State is just a bogeyman, conjured up to make us grip the arms of our seats during the kabuki performance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

56 WHEN ARE THESE MOTHERF**KERS GOING TO FPMITA PRISON???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (vbvxt)

57 Sheryl Attkisson on Tucker's show now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

58 ANYONE CLAIMING THAT THERE IS A DEEP STATE
SHOULD IMMEDIATELY BE REPORTED TO THE DEEP STATE
FOR REEDUCATION ABOUT THE NON-EXISTENCE OF THE DEEP STATE
Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM

Doubleplusgood duckspeak Ace!

Posted by: Surfperch, Deplorable RUSSIAN BOT with chainsaw bayonet at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (QUtQ6)

59
Stick your equivocation bullshit up your ass. Try that shit at hotair, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (LS/WX)

60 Ace let BSG write the post?

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (lKs2v)

61 It all just seems silly now. Everyone is playing to their base-on both sides.

Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2018 08:00 PM (uf5be)


Neville Chamberlain could have used a man like you.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:07 PM (8gDQu)

62 Here, try some asspresso.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:05 PM (c1azQ)



In don't drink that shit unless its been through the GI tract of an Asian palm civet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:07 PM (9SkN+)

63 60.
:: Mars Bar ::

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

64 We've gone from one-name trolls to three-letter trolls. I like how Soros likes to mix things up to keep us on our toes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

65 Nobody told me there was a NOOD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM (9SkN+)


Did we have a system breakdown?

No one called the corgis?

Should I get Elmer Fudd on the case?

Or the FBI?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:08 PM (c1azQ)

66 If he really quit because of supposed attacks on the bureau, (Which I don't buy at all) Then he's a pussy. Perfect fit for PNN.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:08 PM (+1EJs)

67 If you're gonna go big, go BIG! Clown Nose Network, here I come!

Posted by: Josh Campbell at February 06, 2018 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

68 Ace let BSG write the post?
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (lKs2v)

Nah. QB BEN!!!

Posted by: golfman at February 06, 2018 08:08 PM (48QDY)

69 So there was a Gopnik on Weiner's laptop.

I defer to Uncle Palpatine and Miklos for analysis of that.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (di1hb)

70 how does CNN stay in business with all their highly paid employees anyway?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (hMwEB)

71 69. Whaddaya mean? Someone with that as a family name?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

72 It would be interesting to ask him if he thought his former boss broke the law by leaking his notes on his meeting with the president.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (rdl6o)

73 As if things couldn't get worse for Trump today,
MSDNC's Nicole Wallace (former Bush, then McCain worker drone) called
PDT a "hamburger-eating, zamboni-driving loon."

You go, gurrrrlll!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

Trump drives zambonis?!?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (FTXAT)

74 Ace let BSG write the post?
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM

===================

Nah. Not enough triple colons
:::

Posted by: Gwynneth at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)

75 CNN has a distinguished history of collaborating with America-haters and our enemies. I'm glad to see that Campbell is helping to keep that great tradition going.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (8gDQu)

76 As I type, Chris Cuomo is feverishly working on his lifts and poses so Josh Campbell doesn't get too full of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

77 >>>how does CNN stay in business with all their highly paid employees anyway?

Volume.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (kyG8i)

78
As Grump noticed the other day, it's just a constant parade of anti-Trump guests and hosts on fake news cnn telling lie after lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (LS/WX)

79 73.

TRUMP DRIVES ZAMBONIS?

GOD SAID MAN SAID DOT COM!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

80 how does CNN stay in business with all their highly paid employees anyway?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

Anderson Cooper works as a lot lizard on the weekends.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (HScFq)

81 Pills?

Why were we given these pods to put under our beds, then?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (0VQh3)

82 Nobody told me there was a NOOD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:03 PM

Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (+1EJs)

83 You know, I thought Trump was pretty cool, but I didn't realize HOW cool. If he drives the Zamboni, well.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z9HgXLaeeM

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

84 STAY GOLD PONY BOY!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Freshly Mowed at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (aRDor)

85 Covering up a plot to throw a coup against the President: Playing to the base.

Uncovering the plot to throw a coup against the President: Playing to the base.

ISIS beheadings: Playing to the base.

Blowing up ISIS: Playing to the base.

Calling tax cuts for the entire country "crumbs": Playing to the base.

Cutting taxes for the entire country: Playing to the base.

Got it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (zuaBT)

86 There's a duplicate Weiner list here as well:

http://archive.fo/24a5s

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

87 how does CNN stay in business with all their highly paid employees anyway?


OxyClean ads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (9SkN+)

88 Did someone finally NOOD the other thread?

I feel guilty.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (c1azQ)

89 Collusion

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (26pJg)

90 Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (+glSG)

91 This is all an outgrowth of the whole PC movement you know. If I tell you that you are f*cked up as a soup sammich the discussion should be how to get the soup out of the sammich, not about how I used a word you didn't like. But instead, we allowed ourselves to get diverted from the real question (why are we letting people in who don't contribute to the country as a whole) and instead we concentrate on how the question was asked (sh!thole!!!!).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (vbvxt)

92 Did he resign quietly or did he flounce? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:04 PM (9SkN+)
=====

Pretty sure, even from the cheap seats in flyover country, that a NYT editorial qualifies as a 'flounce'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (MIKMs)

93 THERE IS NO DEEP STATE

ANYONE CLAIMING THAT THERE IS A DEEP STATE
SHOULD IMMEDIATELY BE REPORTED TO THE DEEP STATE
FOR REEDUCATION ABOUT THE NON-EXISTENCE OF THE DEEP STATE

A MIND CLEAN OF THOUGHTS IS A MIND CLEAR OF CLUTTER.

BE WELL, CITIZEN, AND TAKE YOUR REQUIRED DOSES
OF WORK PILLS, SEX PILLS, SLEEP PILLS, AND CALM PILLS.

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM

lulz.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (g4lFK)

94 Two Words:

"Scud Stud"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:12 PM (Ckg4U)

95
Don't you realize what you've done!?!

When you don't Nood the Others, you commit them to AoS Limbo.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:12 PM (LS/WX)

96 How does NBC stay in business with MeAgain Kelly?

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 08:12 PM (EzdLW)

97 speaking of nood, I better shower

bbl

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (hMwEB)

98 Trump drives zambonis?!?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (FTXAT)


She must be making some sort of reference to Wollman Rink. But Trump saved the rink and finished the project in time and under budget so I'm not sure where she thought she was going with this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (8gDQu)

99 yeah, bad enough we had the MFM married (often literally) to the Democrats in DC, but now we find the FBI (CIA/NSA?) also is in on the act, at least at the political levels of leadership.

Sort of a menage a trois, or is it just one big orgy of fat and ugly people obsessed with power ... eating babies?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (bT8Z4)

100 THERE IS NO DEEP STATE

ANYONE CLAIMING THAT THERE IS A DEEP STATE

SHOULD IMMEDIATELY BE REPORTED TO THE DEEP STATE

FOR REEDUCATION ABOUT THE NON-EXISTENCE OF THE DEEP STATE

A MIND CLEAN OF THOUGHTS IS A MIND CLEAR OF CLUTTER.

BE WELL, CITIZEN, AND TAKE YOUR REQUIRED DOSES

OF WORK PILLS, SEX PILLS, SLEEP PILLS, AND CALM PILLS.



Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




Don't forget blow. *wipes nose* Wait, did I just type that?

Posted by: Choom Boy at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

101 94; Scud Dud.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (KP5rU)

102 I always *NOOD*

....because I'm Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)

103 71 69. Whaddaya mean? Someone with that as a family name?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)


Adam Gopnik Auxclercs

It's the middle name (gender unknown). I'm thinking that a bit of fieldcraft, bit I don't know Gopniks like you do.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (di1hb)

104 Two Words:



"Scud Stud"

Arthur Kent. The Stone Phillips of a new generation. Whatever happened to those guys?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (O5Q3r)

105 So there was a Gopnik on Weiner's laptop.

I defer to Uncle Palpatine and Miklos for analysis of that.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (di1hb)

You can't sling an empty vodka bottle without hitting a gopnik.

Approach with caution, and more vodka.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (zCyNd)

106 i saw his picture
he shouldn't be on tv

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (C6eZV)

107 Bill Kristol told me there was a deep state. And he was part of it. So, there's that.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (c1azQ)

108 Trump drives zambonis?!?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (FTXAT)

Really?!? I wanted to drive the zomboni! Damn!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (gEvQ8)

109 Pity. I got an entire closet full of shirts that say "FBI" on the back in big block letters that I can't even wear.

Thanks Trump!

Posted by: Agent Josh Campbell, Soon To Be Blowing Anderson Cooper Under The Desk! at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (9SkN+)

110 CNN needs an IED stud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

111 Scud Stud"

Arthur Kent. The Stone Phillips of a new generation. Whatever happened to those guys?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM

Any Moron remember Jennifer Eccleston (SP) from FOX in the early days of the WOT. She was cute!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:15 PM (+1EJs)

112 Like a rhinestone cowboy...

Posted by: Josh Campbell at February 06, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

113 If I was driving a Zamboni and someone offered me a hamburger, I would probably take it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2018 08:15 PM (gC2IV)

114 Nowhere in the opinion article does Campbell reveal the fact that he was James Comey's special assistant.




To find out just how special you'll have to read the next issue of Jimmy Drama's Tiger Beat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

115 WHEN ARE THESE MOTHERF**KERS GOING TO FPMITA PRISON???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:06 PM (vbvxt)


¡Hola GGE!


I think the current planned time frame for PMITA prison is scheduled to begin whenever the sun burns out!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (gwPgz)

116 Bill Kristol told me there was a deep state. And he was part of it. So, there's that.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Bill Kristol: Very Special Agent of the Derp State

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (HScFq)

117 103. It would be an awesome family name.

https://youtu.be/VLW1ieY4Izw

Somehow, I'm thinking it's gotta be a typo or inside joke. The odds against anyone keeping such a name.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

118 Those Deep State guys are creepy.

Posted by: Priests of the Temple of Syrinx at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (peJQi)

119 >>If I was driving a Zamboni and someone offered me a hamburger, I would probably take it.

If I was eating a hamburger and someone offered me a Zamboni I would definitely take it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)

120 So all those names leaked...who did it?

It's like no one is very bothered or surprised.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (c1azQ)

121 ...ridin' out on a horse in a Star-Spangled rodeo.

/Glenn Campbell.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

122 Fuck these incompetent fuckwits falling for Russian Jerky Boys prank calls telling them to search asses for hidden pictures from poor Russian journalists and pop singers.

Shut it down, seize their assets, send them to GITMO, and have a complete change of guard who aren't DC potatoes.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

123 Fareed Zakaria fareed.zakaria(at)newsweek.com 212-445-4672 W 917-324-8740 C

Christiane Amanpour camanpour(at)gmail.com

Arianna Huffington ariannahuf(at)huffingtonpost.com chbella(at)attwireless.blackberry.net colin(at)huffingtonpost.com
310-440-9490 W (310) 245-9543 C
300
N. Carmelina Ave Los Angeles CA 90049 Arnaud de Borchgrave
adeborchgrave(at)upi.com 775-3282 W 361-2859 C Art Levine
artslevine(at)yahoo.com 202-557-8443 C

Greta Van Sustren greta(at)foxnews.com 243-3116 H 842-6390 W 498-1438 C Guido Goldman guidogoldman(at)yahoo.com 646-522-6621 C

Paul Krugman pkrugman(at)princeton.edu 609-688-0315 H Paul London 966-7893 H

Rahm Emanuel recos(at)who.eop.gov 312-665-4289 H 773-255-2274 (Amy cell) Fax 312-953-3088 C

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:17 PM (aT+Bx)

124 claiming that he had retired from the Bureau because it had received unfair "political attacks" from Republicans in Congress.




I wonder if he has a My Little Pony diary, like Comey, where he writes about the big meany Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

125 I love the episode where Jaba goes on a diet and Luke steals all his low calorie space mice.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:17 PM (Hucnr)

126 I so want to call Krugman. I really do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)

127 105. You hit a gopnik, you have fight with whole block. Is more efficient this way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

128 Bill Kristol: Very Special Agent of the Derp State


Rumor has it that Bill Kristol and John Roberts go out drinking together and talk about all the speaking engagements that they don't get anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (9SkN+)

129 If these boner pills don't give you an erection lasting for at least 4 hours, you're being screwed by THE DEEP STATE.

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (bJ0w+)

130 Have I mentioned how tired I am of these people?
Really, really, really, tired!

Isn't there somewhere they can go that actually wants what they're pushing?

hahahaha I crack me up,


Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (2p6WK)

131 Nah. Not enough triple colons

:::

Posted by: Gwynneth at February 06, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)

Because, sometimes, a single colon just lacks the capacity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (Dbv1R)

132 Sort of a menage a trois, or is it just one big orgy of fat and ugly people obsessed with power ... eating babies?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2018 08:13 PM (bT8Z4)


Eating babies at Comet Pizza?

Posted by: J Pudesta at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (gwPgz)

133 Atkisson is a pit bull. A national tresasure. Noticed most of her stuff in the Hill is posted as opinion. Tells you all you need to know about the hill...

Posted by: Cooldawg at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (QgQTt)

134 Huh. Amazon just sent me an ad for Muldoon's limerick book. *looks around and under desk*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

135
Ah shit, didn't refresh and got Willowed. Anyway, on Tucker, he says that Pencil Neck is now trying to say he knew it was a prank all along. He meant to do that!

No, he's so smart he wasn't fooled at all. He was just playing along.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (8O3HH)

136 Somewhere ... D-Lamp knowingly smiles.

*Solemnly pours drink on ground*

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

137 Trump drives zambonis?!?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 06, 2018 08:09 PM (FTXAT)
His intimate knowledge of skating rinks is why he was able to get the Central Park one done so quickly and under budget.

Posted by: X-ray at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (mFZgq)

138 I'll take hamburger eating zamboni driver over an evil old bat any day.

Posted by: freaked at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

139
And Nowhere in the opinion article does Campbell reveal the fact that he was James Comey's special ball licker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

140 If you are going to sling an insult at someone you have to make sure they know what the fuck you are talking about.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

141 George Soros 212-262-6300 W

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)

142 I so want to call Krugman. I really do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)

Scankles'number is there, too. Call her up and ask if her refirgerator is running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (Dbv1R)

143 86 There's a duplicate Weiner list here as well:

http://archive.fo/24a5s
Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

A warning shot from somebody who obviously has everything on T-Bone's laptop.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (g4lFK)

144 Bill Kristol: Very Special Agent of the Derp State

B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (zuaBT)

145 I'd LOVE to interview Krugman and Drill Down on his essential ideals.

Stupidest dude with a byline.

...and I ain't that bright.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

146 George Soros 212-262-6300 W
Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)



Is that a direct line? I don't want to talk to his secretary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 08:20 PM (9SkN+)

147 Atkisson is a pit bull. A national tresasure. Noticed most of her stuff in the Hill is posted as opinion. Tells you all you need to know about the hill...

Posted by: Cooldawg at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM

And she's not hard to look at.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:20 PM (+1EJs)

148 There's actually a phone number for George Soros?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2018 08:20 PM (8+Ozj)

149 All you fan boys of the 7.62 x 25 Tokarev, Paul Harrell does a break down of velocity and other interesting stuff with the round in his latest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPv4IqbGd4c

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 08:20 PM (EoRCO)

150 Some day, Nicole Wallace will be giving beejers in a DC back alley, while some hamburger-eating zamboni driver is going home to a happy family, living well in the Age of PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

151 George Soros 212-262-6300 W

Nah. That's 1-800-IGOLLUM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (zuaBT)

152 I think the current planned time frame for PMITA prison is scheduled to begin whenever the sun burns out!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:16 PM (gwPgz)


That's about right. And then they wonder why "The People" don't trust them...it's a conundrum I tells ya!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (vbvxt)

153 70 how does CNN stay in business with all their highly paid employees anyway?

They don't care if they make money, they're a marketing expense to Leftism Inc.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (2p6WK)

154 George Soros 212-262-6300 W
Posted by: shibumi

Weird, I'd have thought his area code would be 666.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (HScFq)

155 George Soros 212-262-6300 W
Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)


That one may shock you with lightening bolts.

Or, you may just disappear. After he takes your fillings.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (c1azQ)

156 Because, sometimes, a single colon just lacks the capacity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:18 PM (Dbv1R)

Two of the colons are additional, reusable grammatical boosters.

Colon Heavy.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

157 Comey. 1800 Tra Itor

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (+1EJs)

158 I think an Italian hoagie would go better with a Zamboni.

Spumoni for dessert, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (kNasr)

159 i had no idea this would ever happen, but my fucks to give about this shit is in negative numbers. i'm comfortably numb. and, fuck pink floyd.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

160 Pity. I got an entire closet full of shirts that say "FBI" on the back in big block letters that I can't even wear.



Thanks Trump!

Posted by: Agent Josh Campbell, Soon To Be Blowing Anderson Cooper Under The Desk! at February 06, 2018 08:14 PM (9SkN+)

I know it would be out of character, but you could salvage them by getting some embroidered patches that read: "Female Body Inspector".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (Dbv1R)

161 DEEP STATE MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

eNvre ognan igv eyuo pu eNvre ognan elty o udwonN eevrg onnar u naorudn nadd eesr tyuo eNvre ognan amk eyuo rcyN eevrg onnas a ygoodybeN eevrg onnat ell alei nadh utr oyu

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Freshly Mowed at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM (aRDor)

162 That's about right. And then they wonder why "The People" don't trust them...it's a conundrum I tells ya!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:21 PM (vbvxt)


Yes, it is so hard getting your head around these complicated Deep State arrangements!

Sort of like "One hand washes the other!"

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM (gwPgz)

163 I know it would be out of character, but you could salvage them by getting some embroidered patches that read: "Female Body Inspector".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (Dbv1R)

Have you looked at a picture of the guy?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

164 I am not in favor of "doxing" folks, but it those were Public phone numbers, then I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM (Ckg4U)

165
Shut your whore mouths. All of you. Including Ace.

Jus' talkin' 'bout Schiff!

Posted by: Schiff singers at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

166 Sort of like "One hand JACKS the other!"
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (+1EJs)

167 Spumoni for dessert, of course.



Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (kNasr)

Two scoops

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (gEvQ8)

168 gsoros@barbedcock.com

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (89T5c)

169 Pills, yes pills.

Thank Gaia that Nance Palsy personally tests every pharmaceutical and then gives the FDA permission to distribute it.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (RHEDC)

170 If the Deep State is a bogeyman, then those suggesting its existence are either stooges or con-men.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

171 Does anyone seriously think Nicole Wallace voted for any Republican in 2016. I'm sure it goes further back than that.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (PvFoN)

172 There's actually a phone number for George Soros?
--

Yep. But it's a work number. The list is archived on mulitple sites; this is where I got the numbers I posted:

http://archive.fo/24a5s#selection-1747.54-1747.81

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (aT+Bx)

173
Oh, here's a link to that story about the insane woman gouging out her own eyeballs:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ndlrk8

Anderson, SC, next to church. As some remarked, that's why Hillary needs to stop making public appearances.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (8O3HH)

174 There's a duplicate Weiner list here as well:



http://archive.fo/24a5s

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)



A warning shot from somebody who obviously has everything on T-Bone's laptop.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 08:19 PM (g4lFK)


He's got Tapper's number in there, as well as pals at Newsweek. Sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

175 think an Italian hoagie would go better with a Zamboni.

Spumoni for dessert, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 08:22 PM (kNasr)

Rigatoni on a Zamboni
With A Big Bowl of Spumoni

Posted by: Dr Seuss at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

176 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (+1EJs)

Minnfidel for the win!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (gwPgz)

177 Don't you mean "BE WELL, CITIZEN AND TAKE PLENTY OF SOMA"?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (nsWsg)

178 Hey, do throe sex pills cum with the Platinum Membership?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (4CCz5)

179 And now here are some messages for our friends in the Deep State...
John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

Posted by: This...is CNN at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (O5Q3r)

180 >>Spumoni for dessert, of course.

Gelato.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

181 This Rep on Tucker Show is very stupid. He let her frame the argumwnt

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (PUmDY)

182 John Podesta Podestafam podesta(at)law.georgetown.edu
jpodesta(at)americanprogress.org 244-5673 H 662-9534 Law school W
682-1611 (Center) W 294-6114 C

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (aT+Bx)

183 Praise The Company !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (oVWx5)

184
There's a duplicate Weiner list here as well:

I could use a duplicate weiner!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

185 & what?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (RHEDC)

186 Britt Hume is the personification of "deadpan"... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (Ckg4U)

187 Rigatoni on a Zamboni

With A Big Bowl of Spumoni

Posted by: Dr Seuss at February 06, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
what a coupla jabonies

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (4CCz5)

188 Heh-I wanna call Rahm and ask if he has Prince Albert in the can

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (DAdSz)

189 Have you looked at a picture of the guy?





Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 06, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

That's why I said "out of character".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:27 PM (Dbv1R)

190 There are still 134,000 viewers watching the live views of Starman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kKAHN6M

Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours, so enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

191 John Podesta Podestafam podesta(at)law.georgetown.edu
jpodesta(at)americanprogress.org 244-5673 H 662-9534 Law school W
682-1611 (Center) W 294-6114 C
Posted by: shibumi

Call and order pizzas?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (HScFq)

192 186; I thought he was an animated corpse?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (KP5rU)

193 What's the address of the Podesta hog farm?
The one that has dozens of fat hogs, but they never buy feed?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (RHEDC)

194 149. Thanks for that! A great vid on a great round!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

195 'I could use a duplicate weiner!'

Well it's been a while but if you're up for it we'll be right over.

Posted by: The Plaster Casters at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

196 180 gelato

Yes yes gelato FTW!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (DAdSz)

197 https://youtu.be/gouAcayDwLM

Posted by: That's Not Huey R. at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (hOtJL)

198 He very-well may be, chavez.

I have no meter on that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

199 Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours, so enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

Heh. Don't Panic!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (gEvQ8)

200 Agent Campbell rose rapidly through the ranks, accruing mouth calluses from relentlessly sucking upper management knob---a true Comey Patriot.

Posted by: Knothole ignorant at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (WPxnj)

201 And she's not hard to look at.

She's "of a certain age," and apparently loving it. We're getting more of these (although there are a lot of failures at it too). She's got the beauty thang, and she's got the Gravitas. Whole new world. She's going to look good for decades to come, even as you no longer think of her as a sweet young thing.

Hard to do. Easier if you're genuinely smart/smartly genuine behind the mask/mask the behind...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (H5rtT)

202 Pretty sure gelato has 2 tees

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

203
Hillary @ ShakyLegs.com

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (r+sAi)

204 199
Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours, so enjoy it while you can.



Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

Heh. Don't Panic!


Posted by: Old Blue at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (gEvQ

Buy gold!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 06, 2018 08:30 PM (4CCz5)

205 Does anyone seriously think Nicole Wallace voted for any Republican in 2016. I'm sure it goes further back than that.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 08:24 PM (PvFoN)



I never saw her before election night and thought she was a Democrat. I'm sure she really is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)

206 Hi This is G Soros. I'd like 100 pizzas please. Topped with borsch. My number? Sure it's...

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:30 PM (+1EJs)

207 Pretty sure gelato has 2 tees
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM

And Don has two scoops!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (+1EJs)

208 Huh, 2o years ago, Georgie Stephie got his gig to cover and drool over the clinton syndicate. I believe King Leonidas in "300" pretty much summed it up. "Inbred slime".

Of course ripping on the macro world is easy but still, don't these a-holes have any shame?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (pzA2L)

209 Garry Trudeau dbury1(at)mac.com 212-759-8985 H 212-721-5075 W 212-759-8564 H New York 7


Let's call and tell him we have some material he can use in a future strip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

210 Pretty sure gelato has 2 tees

Fore!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (RHEDC)

211 CNN hires its sources. It's so in-your-face corrupt and unethical it's almost admirable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (0VQh3)

212 If this is what it takes in order to drain the swamp, let the government increase funding to NPR in order create new shows just for deep state bureaucrats to host. If we can't force them out of the swamp, lure them out. Drain it, by any means necessary.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

213 2 ls as well

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (PUmDY)

214 There are still 134,000 viewers watching the live views of Starman.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kKAHN6M



Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours, so enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

My daughter, Youngest de Monet, was there at Cape Canaveral for the launch. She is a first year aerospace engineering student at nearby ERAU. She reports the launch was awesome and the sonic boom as the twin boosters descended to land was awesomest!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (QLvwG)

215
Please note also Dickface Cheney is also silent on all this. Mr Conservative, my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (LS/WX)

216 STOP STEALING MY MOVES ACE!

Posted by: cher on twitter at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (ewxPW)

217 DEEP STATE CULLING PERMITS.

It's time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (3BFzK)

218 I seriously don't understand how one can just leave the FBI and go to a news network. Did they never write it out b/c FBI guys would never do that in the past?

I mean, companies have non-compete agreements when you leave. Other govt. arms prevent you from doing lobby work for a certain amount of time,iirc.

This just seems so egregious.

But I know nothing about nothing anymore. And what I do know really burns me up.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (c1azQ)

219 Getting hand jacked by the deep state and then this happened...

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (Hucnr)

220 "Pretty sure gelato has 2 tees."
-Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM

The Guys Get T-Shirts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (Ckg4U)

221 Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 08:29 PM (H5rtT)

I'm at the point where in my opinion she's still a very sweet young thing!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

222 Gelato.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)
-----------

But that doesn't rhyme with Zamboni.

Although it does taste better than spumoni.

Maybe bologna on a zamboni with spumoni would be best.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (kNasr)

223 CNN hires its sources. It's so in-your-face corrupt and unethical it's almost admirable.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:31 PM (0VQh3)


They picked up the transparency baton Obama dropped.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (c1azQ)

224
There are still 134,000 viewers watching the live views of Starman.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kKAHN6M



Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours, so enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)


So, speaking of Starman...did Mad Mike Hughes launch his steam powered rocket last Sunday or did he make some more BS excuses?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (vbvxt)

225 'Maybe bologna on a zamboni with spumoni would be best.'

I approve!

Posted by: Tony at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (UdKB7)

226 149. Thanks for that! A great vid on a great round!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

Your welcome and you are correct....great round.

Happy shooting!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (EoRCO)

227 This has turned into a "Weird Al" thread, rather quickly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (Ckg4U)

228 224: like the penguin, he blew a seal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

229 Please note also Dickface Cheney is also silent on all this. Mr Conservative, my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (LS/WX)


Dick Cheney will always be The Man.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (8gDQu)

230 Over/under CNN hires Comey as an ethics analyst after the Mueller junta is shut down (or he gets paroled)?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (0VQh3)

231 So, speaking of Starman...did Mad Mike Hughes launch his steam powered rocket last Sunday or did he make some more BS excuses?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (vbvxt)


He couldn't get it up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:35 PM (QLvwG)

232 Next on Don Lemon's show, Don Lemon and an FBI agent/CNN analyst foot fap each other under the desk and explain why Trump is Literally Hitler.

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2018 08:35 PM (26pJg)

233 Over/under CNN hires Comey as an ethics analyst after the Mueller junta is shut down (or he gets paroled)?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (0VQh3)


They'll get in a bidding war with MSDNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

234 "like the penguin, he blew a seal."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

Just fix the damned thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:36 PM (Ckg4U)

235 Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (QLvwG)

Very cool. How they timed and planned it to the second was impressive. Never let government o what private sector can do better and for less cost. Musk may be a dick but hey, he's visionary.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 06, 2018 08:36 PM (pzA2L)

236 Don't message with Sharyl. Amongst other accomplishments she's a fourth degree black belt in The Kwando.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at February 06, 2018 08:36 PM (Xo2l4)

237 'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

238 So, speaking of Starman...did Mad Mike Hughes launch his steam powered rocket last Sunday or did he make some more BS excuses?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (vbvxt)

He couldn't get steam up. Probably forgot to trim the wick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:37 PM (Dbv1R)

239 G'Night, Jane D'oh!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:37 PM (Ckg4U)

240 He couldn't get it up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:35 PM (QLvwG)

Bob Dole says I have something I can help.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 06, 2018 08:37 PM (pzA2L)

241 238. Stored the kerosene carelessly & got the damp in it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

242 Kwando will fuck your shit up, no joke.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:38 PM (Hucnr)

243 If Canpbell was the official washer of Comey balls, who was the Designated Manscaper of the Big Bird- looking DS warlock?

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 08:38 PM (8IkOE)

244 Over/under CNN hires Comey as an ethics analyst after the Mueller junta is shut down (or he gets paroled)?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (0VQh3)

Oh gawd, the Dilbert Principle in action.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 06, 2018 08:38 PM (pzA2L)

245 Jim Steyer is in a 'Gay Suit' on Tucker Carlson right now.

He's the modern incarnation of Charles Nelson Riley.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (Ckg4U)

246 I don't keep a phone contact list on my cpu. But my email contacts are automatically sorted.

The supposed Weiner contact list is not. Its more like paper contact list where you list some contacts by first name, some by last name and insert some at the wrong letter because out of room. It might make sense by email contact but not all emails are shown.

Just find that a bit of an oddity.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (eASYU)

247 Gelato? Meh. Frozen custard or GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (+1EJs)

248 Elon said in the press conference that there is only battery power for 12 hours

All I want is for him to tell his car buyers that, up front. Just that one thing.
But, no.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (H5rtT)

249 227 This has turned into a "Weird Al" thread, rather quickly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:34 PM (Ckg4U)


https://youtu.be/ngMJTWUanCA

#MetalPolkaThread

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (NL6wI)

250 Tell me more about these SEX PILLS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

251 Breaker breaker

This is Starman in the rocking chair

No Smokies since the 30,000 mile marker

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, with severely depreciated Tesla at February 06, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

252 243. I think I know. The Keebler Elf?

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 08:40 PM (8IkOE)

253 214
My daughter, Youngest de Monet, was there at Cape Canaveral for the launch. She is a first year aerospace engineering student at nearby ERAU. She reports the launch was awesome and the sonic boom as the twin boosters descended to land was awesomest!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:32 PM (QLvwG)


Wonderful. I've been nuts about spaceflight since I was a kid in the 1960s, but I've never been to Cape Canaveral.

It's young'uns like your daughter who are going to take spaceflight to the next level, building on what has gone before.

As I have said many times, the Space Age is just *starting* to get interesting.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

254 #Rocketman.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:41 PM (Ckg4U)

255 Kind of disappointed with how Alyssa has become such a hack

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

256 Everyone thinks you're weird, Charlie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)

257 What the hell are aliens going to think when they see us launch a car into orbit? That might just solidify their thinking that we have to blown up. We'll be the laughing stock of the universe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (8gDQu)

258 I thought Kwando was what plants crave

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (26pJg)

259 ...because you're weird.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (Ckg4U)

260 Everyone thinks you're weird, Charlie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)

WeirdDave should have the definitive assessment.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, deferring to the experts at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

261 why do all fucktards wear their hair like rocket man? did i miss the memo, you must look like early moe? ta fuque?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (KP5rU)

262 Maybe the FBI and CNN are starting an exchange program. Soon we'll hear that Don Lemon is becoming an FBI agent.

What good are you SNL?!

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (c1azQ)

263 The supposed Weiner contact list is not. Its more
like paper contact list where you list some contacts by first name, some
by last name and insert some at the wrong letter because out of room.
It might make sense by email contact but not all emails are shown.



Just find that a bit of an oddity.



Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 08:39 PM (eASYU)

You can get that sort of thing when you export a Mozilla e-mail address book as a text file. Formatting goes south/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:44 PM (Dbv1R)

264 speaking of nood, I better shower


Go on...........

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2018 08:44 PM (slGrF)

265 Until this week, I thought the Pinochet Solution would apply only to Democrats holding elective office.

Now I see it will have to involve many Democrats who do not.

Posted by: 100 million Eastern Europeans at February 06, 2018 08:44 PM (EZebt)

266 Sessions recusal on anything having to do with the election is going to get Comey and friends a special prosecutor. The fact that Sessions was bitten by a Tse Tse fly and came down with sleeping sickness is not going to save Team Sedition.

Posted by: An Observation at February 06, 2018 08:44 PM (EwYq1)

267 Not too sure about the deep state, but I'll take some of those sex pills.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 08:44 PM (fbOwv)

268 I thought Kwando was what plants crave

Posted by: jsg at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (26pJg)

And Thai Kwando is the spicy stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (Dbv1R)

269


AREU!!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

270 Moose out front should have told you.

The one that bit Insomniac's sister ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (slGrF)

271 A Space Oddity if you will.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (Hucnr)

272 "WeirdDave should have the definitive assessment."
-Posted by: Miklos Molnar, deferring to the experts at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

His self-nominclature is ironic.

Dude is a Regular Dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

273 265; gonna need a shitload of helicopters. pilots, optional, at this point.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

274 -
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261
why do all fucktards wear their hair like rocket man? did i miss the memo, you must look like early moe? ta fuque?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:43 PM

-------------------------------------------------

You're mean.


Posted by: Fucktards at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (RVcmP)

275 273. Accordions and M57 &/or CZ52 pistols.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

276 Cathy Areu on Carlson. Batty as a mad hattress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (FJXGr)

277 Thank you, Slap. I f think that people here that obsess about politics this much belong in a zoo

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

278 the Space Age is just *starting* to get interesting.

Maybe, probably. But it sounds like Count de Monet's daughter has been interesting for quite some time already...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (H5rtT)

279 Gateway Pundit. Gowdy hints STRONGLY that Sid Blumenthal was part of the sourcing for the Steele (dossierbullshit)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (+1EJs)

280 The Tucker harridan segment never fails.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (/bOuq)

281 Cathy Areu man hater. Go belch!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (PvFoN)

282 224
So, speaking of Starman...did Mad Mike Hughes launch his steam powered rocket last Sunday or did he make some more BS excuses?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (vbvxt)


I don't know about that, but on Saturday the Japanese launched the smallest rocket ever to put a satellite into orbit.

And then the very next launch was the Falcon Heavy today. It's not the biggest rocket ever, but it's the biggest rocket in the world today.

That juxtaposition was serendipitous. There are important roles to play for both small and large rockets.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

283 This broad is sillier than a Mud Hat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:49 PM (Ckg4U)

284 270 Moose out front should have told you.

The one that bit Insomniac's sister ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2018 08:45 PM (slGrF)


A moose bit Insomniac's sister? Why do I miss all the good stories.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 06, 2018 08:49 PM (c1azQ)

285 Well off to do somewhat productive shit. Later all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2018 08:49 PM (+1EJs)

286 There are important roles to play for both small and large rockets.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)


Yeah ... that's just what the guys with the small rockets keep telling themselves.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2018 08:49 PM (8gDQu)

287
This should be good for more popcorn, apropos of a comey thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yd387xpv

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (r+sAi)

288 This broad is sillier than a Mud Hat.

It's a nice act. Probably beats working for a living.

Posted by: This...is CNN at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)

289 "Thank you, Slap. I think that people here that obsess about politics this much belong in a zoo."
-Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

No problem, you silly bastard... lol.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)

290 Just YouTubed Falcon launch. Much more impressive than I expected.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (Hucnr)

291


Cathy Areu man hater. Go belch!
Posted by: redridinghood



   LET HER FART!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

292 282. Heh.....Japanese rocket was a joint program with the Irish.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)

293 Sex pills? If I had known that I could've been taking pills instead of having sex, I never would have ...

... wait, work pills?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (y+SdL)

294 Later, Minnfidel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:51 PM (Ckg4U)

295 Cathy Areu? Not much of a thinker, but good five tool player.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 08:51 PM (fbOwv)

296 To each their own

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 08:51 PM (PUmDY)

297 That juxtaposition was serendipitous. There are important roles to play for both small and large rockets.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

===

My dad tried to get me interested in rocketry. He thought because I liked scifi, it was a layup. But when he explained, no, the model rocket does not have warp drive, I lost all interest.

Posted by: 100 million Eastern Europeans at February 06, 2018 08:51 PM (EZebt)

298 -
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So, speaking of Starman...did Mad Mike Hughes launch his steam powered rocket last Sunday or did he make some more BS excuses?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2018 08:33 PM (vbvxt)

--------------------------------


At the moment, it looks like a BS excuse. I've not seen video, but it sounds like it didn't leave the launch site.




Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 08:51 PM (RVcmP)

299
Now, that is one nasty woman.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

300 Sorry, eastern horde sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 08:52 PM (EZebt)

301 This is just a random thought; could the reason Sessions recused himself from this entire shitshow is so he would remain untainted by the corruption that is being uncovered by the dumpsterfull so he can then in turn prosecute without bias all those who are bad?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (DAdSz)

302 259. Cosmic Charlie's a'ight. If you disagree I'll have to fight you.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (8IkOE)

303 Compare and Contrast:

GOPe doing all it can to sabotage Trump and itself.

Meanwhile..

In PA, the state's Dem supreme court has ordered the redistricting of the entire state, cuz how dare Republicans win more seats?

And in FL felons can now vote thanks to yet another Dem judge.

But you know, questioning the integrity of judges is as bad as questioning the integrity of heroes with badges.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (vyHiq)

304 ..."LET HER FART!!!"
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

Not the best Hootie and the Blowfish song, but it was remarkable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (Ckg4U)

305 Work pills are real. Just ask a trucker.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (fbOwv)

306 "Cosmic Charlie's a'ight. If you disagree I'll have to fight you."
-Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (8IkOE)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:54 PM (Ckg4U)

307 i thought slap was the designated fighter around these parts?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

308 TuCa: "The Russian conspiracy is so subtle, so crafty, such a bewildering Slavic hall of mirrors, that the very people warning us about Russia are in fact key players in the Russian conspiracy."

I know he's being sardonic, but to Dems who actually this crap, consider: to deal with a people whose pastime is chess, we sent a person whose pastime is basketball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (slNe8)

309 As a Self-Professed Weirdo, I'm good with that... LOL!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (Ckg4U)

310 Now, that is one nasty woman.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

I think I saw her number on Weiner's contact list. Turds of a feather.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (Dbv1R)

311 305 Work pills are real. Just ask a trucker.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (fbOwv)


No Doz

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (lKs2v)

312 Sean Hannity -Memo unredacted

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 08:55 PM (PvFoN)

313 believe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 08:56 PM (slNe8)

314 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2018 08:56 PM (KCxzN)

315 310; AOP I saw her number in a rest stop shithouse in Squat and Pee Wyoming.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

316 -
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"Gateway Pundit. Gowdy hints STRONGLY that Sid Blumenthal was part of the sourcing for the Steele (dossierbullshit) "

--------------------

If that's not enough for you, stick around. Tomorrow I might imply something OFF THE HOOK!!! (is that what people say nowadays?)


Posted by: Gowdy at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (RVcmP)

317 Bill O'Reilly: Killing Redaction

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (NL6wI)

318 I'm not a "Designated Anything", Chavez.

I'll take your prayer requests and convert them to the Blog.

I'm Just a Guy With a Keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (Ckg4U)

319
Maybe, probably. But it sounds like Count de Monet's daughter has been interesting for quite some time already...


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 08:47 PM (H5rtT)


No no no no! Just because she is a blue-eyed blonde Texas gal with spirit and drive and huge . . . brain power, she is not interesting. Turn away from the hideous vision she presents. Despair awaits down that path.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (QLvwG)

320 This guy looks about 28 in the photos I've seen.


Why TF would the world gain any insights whatsoever from a young organization dweeb?


And this currently fashionable outrageous distortion - "attacks on the bureau" - may not age well. When the IG report drops, and the subsequent indictments and plea deals.


But the fact that it can tried at all is a big cause for concern. A large part of the populace is sooooooo dumbed down, it never ceases to astonish.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

321 316 -
--

"Gateway Pundit. Gowdy hints STRONGLY that Sid Blumenthal was part of the sourcing for the Steele (dossierbullshit) "

--------------------

If that's not enough for you, stick around. Tomorrow I might imply something OFF THE HOOK!!! (is that what people say nowadays?)


Posted by: Gowdy at February 06, 2018 08:57 PM (RVcmP)


Don't they say "Off the chain" now?

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2018 08:58 PM (lKs2v)

322 "A MIND CLEAN OF THOUGHTS IS A MIND CLEAR OF CLUTTER."


Smooth out all of those messy cerebral folds. See how much easier it is to keep clean now?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 08:58 PM (cu8/f)

323 A moose bit Insomniac's sister? Why do I miss all the good stories.

I don't know the story, I was gonna ask him at the party at his house, and then he cancelled the party.

He mentioned it on the thread where people said he should be a standup comedian.

I told him he should open with that, but I got willowed.

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2018 08:58 PM (slGrF)

324 Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the keyboard.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 09:00 PM (fbOwv)

325 318: I'm the designated Village Idiot. I worked hard for that title.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

326 "Smooth out all of those messy cerebral folds. See how much easier it is to keep clean now?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 08:58 PM (cu8/f)

Cults.

Brain-Irons.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:00 PM (Ckg4U)

327 Where's the damn pill box!!!!

Posted by: ur average moron running with ammo at February 06, 2018 09:00 PM (OtVYM)

328 SOMA for everyone

Posted by: azaleas city at February 06, 2018 09:01 PM (WX+x0)

329 What happened to Ace's post about Trump's political instincts? I wasn't finished reading it.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 06, 2018 09:01 PM (l61qd)

330 I'll be the Village Idiot.

I don't care.

I say things and hope for a laugh.

If I don't get any reaction, that's okay.

I'm an idiot with a keyboard and internet access.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:02 PM (Ckg4U)

331 I'm just waiting for the Comey tweet about how Air Force 1 chemtrails are corrupting his essential bodily fluids.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 06, 2018 09:03 PM (hUqh+)

332 Just find that a bit of an oddity.

-------
It was probably typing-transcribed manually by the leaker and not cut N pasted electronically. (Pixy software wouldn't accept special characters? )

Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2018 09:03 PM (ewxPW)

333 No no no no! Just because she is a blue-eyed blonde Texas gal with spirit and drive and huge . . . brain power, she is not interesting. Turn away from the hideous vision she presents. Despair awaits down that path.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2018

I can face the peril despair.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2018 09:03 PM (QpTNr)

334 Brain-Irons.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:00 PM (Ckg4U)



Any relation to Jeremy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

335 Ain't we all, Slap, ain't we all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (oVWx5)

336 307. I should warn yawz I'm a 6th degree black belt in that Tae Kwan Brawndo mess just like Ms. Atkisson.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (xHTCV)

337 330: I'll fight ya for the Village Idiot title. I'll walk all the way to Ohio. This summer, maybe.

Hah!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (KP5rU)

338 In the village full of idiots the one eyed man is, er I guess another idiot, but with less eyes. Kinda losing my train of thought here.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (q177U)

339 I dont think VIA will care much for slap and chavez debating which of them is the real village idiot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (EZebt)

340 I think we need to consult Village Idiot's Apprentice, a regular, on who is actually the village idiot. He should know.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

341 I keep trying to tell you people that I'm not that bright, but you apologists refuse to listen.

Buzzion knows. I'll bet he has a "Temple of Stupid" ready for if I ever come untethered.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (Ckg4U)

342 -
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I'll be the Village Idiot.



I don't care.



I say things and hope for a laugh.



If I don't get any reaction, that's okay.



I'm an idiot with a keyboard and internet access.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:02 PM

--------------------


My lawyer will be contacting you shortly for copyright infringement.



Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (RVcmP)

343 Nunes is live on John Batchelor now with breaking news re: Grassley criminal referral

Posted by: Miklos Molnar\ at February 06, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd)

344 I'm just waiting for the Comey tweet about how Air Force 1 chemtrails are corrupting his essential bodily fluids.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 06, 2018 09:03 PM (hUqh+)




First he's going to let us know how he figured out through geometric logic that Trump stole his strawberries

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ)

345 Freakin' Chavez...

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:06 PM (Ckg4U)

346 Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

Oooooh. So close.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 09:06 PM (EZebt)

347 I dont think VIA will care much for slap and chavez debating which of them is the real village idiot.

An apprentice needs a master.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 09:06 PM (IcT7t)

348 339: An apprentice is not a full fledged idiot. Just a trainee. We'll decide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

349 V.I.A. has his own niche... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:07 PM (Ckg4U)

350 Veselnitskya was a FusionGPS plant.

Posted by: RokShox at February 06, 2018 09:07 PM (yehh7)

351 Deep State Double Nought Agents are the worst.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at February 06, 2018 09:08 PM (7+qdf)

352 Dossier is funnier. I laugh at Hannitiers pronunciation. Does he ever break real news? Dissappointed

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 09:08 PM (PUmDY)

353 speka village idiot:
I am Trey Gowdy and I am not like the others. You can trust me.
Nope. Phony. Has a creepy ted bundy vibe.

Posted by: azaleas city at February 06, 2018 09:08 PM (WX+x0)

354 Just thinking; Village Idiot could be the *theme* for a MOME

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:08 PM (DAdSz)

355 "Any relation to Jeremy?"
-Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

No.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:08 PM (Ckg4U)

356 ---
----


Veselnitskya was a FusionGPS plant.


Posted by: RokShox at February 06, 2018 09:07 PM

-------------------------


Go on.


Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 06, 2018 09:09 PM (RVcmP)

357 I should warn yawz I'm a 6th degree black belt in that Tae Kwan Brawndo mess just like Ms. Atkisson.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:04 PM (xHTCV)



Is that like Rex Kwan Do?

Just break the wrist, and then walk away. Break the wrist; walk away.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

358 I actually live in a village. I win.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

359 CNN and FBI: two sides of the same circle-jerk.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2018 09:10 PM (O033+)

360 come back Cosmic Charlie! I enjoy your non sequiturs and drive by stream of consciousness drops. They add a certain je ne sais quoi to the bleg.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:10 PM (xHTCV)

361 Yes, yes. Slavs play chess and play for keeps. A Slav is nothing if not cunning.
Also, true Slav loves violence. Smart is not enough without force. Force is not enough without smart.
Hence, we play chess-boxing:
https://youtu.be/kK5TQSKmS3o

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

362 You idiots took my village.

Posted by: HRC: Unelected Empress at February 06, 2018 09:11 PM (kyG8i)

363 -
--

358
I actually live in a village. I win.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:09 PM

-------------------------------

Have you raised a child, you know, to be a left-wing asshole?


Posted by: H.Rodham at February 06, 2018 09:12 PM (RVcmP)

364 359 CNN and FBI: two sides of the same circle-jerk.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2018 09:10 PM (O033+)

In a circle-jerk it doesn't matter which side you are on. I learned that by watching Anderson Cooper interview Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 06, 2018 09:12 PM (hUqh+)

365 357. most def

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:12 PM (xHTCV)

366 363; two. the asshole part, no.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

367 100?

Russian pranksters told Adam Schiff they had naked pictures of Trump with a beauty contestant. The article has images of the emails that were exchanged between Schiff and the [he thought] Ukrainian secret agents and conversation transcript.

Wonder why this isn't published in America?
Ha! DailyMail an Ruskies love make fun of America.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd5yad94

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:13 PM (Vf2XA)

368 Sara Carter is on

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)

369 Work pills are real. Just ask a trucker.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 06, 2018 08:53 PM (fbOwv)

Yup.....six days on the road, I'm taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide.

Dave Dudley......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2018 09:13 PM (EoRCO)

370 A circle-jerk of two is a special case called a double dutch rudder.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (hUqh+)

371 Sebastian Gorka is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

372 doesn't a circle jerk accomplish something eventually?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

373 Gregg Jarrett really explains it all.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (PvFoN)

374 So, a Trump supporter may buy the LA Times' vault. Ok, and the newspaper, but I'm more interested in the vault.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (5IJky)

375 Lye soap, G.I. brushes, scullery gloves, and lots of elbow grease. Lots. And of course 20 feet of one-inch hemp line and overhead sheave attachment point.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 09:15 PM (zLDYs)

376 -
--

368
Sara Carter is on

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:13 PM

---------------------------------

I'm no expert on the Scogg-Dog scale, but I think it is spelled "one".


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:15 PM (RVcmP)

377 The LA Times vault? is that where a certain Obama tape is?

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (kyG8i)

378 375. Noice! Ain't no school but the old one.

So......full-on gallows, or tripod over a hole in the ground?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)

379 372 doesn't a circle jerk accomplish something eventually?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

~~~
In my experience, something usually comes of it.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (hUqh+)

380 352. wait. That can't be the Real cosmic charlie. There's actual sentences.

Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (xHTCV)

381 Sebastian Gorka is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
*********************
Ditto

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:17 PM (PvFoN)

382 You are so smart.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 06, 2018 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

383 380. Ya never know. He never claimed to be the Real Original Cosmic Charlie, did he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

384 377 The LA Times vault? is that where a certain Obama tape is?
Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (kyG8i)

I have to believe that the tape is not sitting in a vault. It had a date with some thermite in 2008. No way they would take the chance on some 'not of the body' getting their hands on it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (2iZKp)

385 380 352. wait. That can't be the Real cosmic charlie. There's actual sentences.
Posted by: kallisto at February 06, 2018 09:16 PM (xHTCV)

===

If I had a Grateful Dead nic it would be "Help Slip Frank"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (EZebt)

386 All those mocking us as crazy conservative conspiracy theorists over this can now line up to lick my sweaty, hairy taint.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

387 East wind rain.

Repeat

East wind rain.

Posted by: J. Ko May, Chief, Imperial Japanese Weather Service at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (9X60i)

388 372 doesn't a circle jerk accomplish something eventually?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

Yes

Posted by: Sir Cum Ference at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (26pJg)

389 I swear there was a post just below this one about leftist emotional persuasion, and rightist "intellectual" persuasion, and Trumps taking the leftist's illusion of moral and intellectual persuasion . . . did Ace take it down for some reason?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (l61qd)

390 386 All those mocking us as crazy conservative conspiracy theorists over this can now line up to lick my sweaty, hairy taint.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

~~~

Line forms behind me, boys!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (hUqh+)

391 #301

Here's the thang bout deputy dawg sessions
could not have shafted President Trump any worse
Opened the door to a special counsel to ride Trump hard. President Reagan had Walsh for eigtht long years. Then President Trump gets his commie saddle monkey right away. That was a very bad day for all of us. The ONE position that must have the President's back. So no rope-a-dope sessions, just a damn fool.
Look forward to the day he's fired. Timing.

Posted by: azaleas city at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (WX+x0)

392 Posted by: J. Ko May, Chief, Imperial Japanese Weather Service at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (9X60i)

Jacomo Fi Nah Nay

Posted by: Mardi Gras Miklos at February 06, 2018 09:21 PM (zCyNd)

393 386 All those mocking us as crazy conservative conspiracy theorists over this can now line up to lick my sweaty, hairy taint.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

a) old news, time to move on
b) total partisan nothingburger, wingnut
c) what memo? What the fuck are you talking about? Trump is Putins cockholster!

-- the left

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 06, 2018 09:21 PM (F5+ro)

394 386.
:: Twix Bar ::

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

395

And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

Posted by: Trey Gowdy, Howdy at February 06, 2018 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

396 At the end if this mess, which is nothing but the complete corruption of every single institution of government simply to protect two worthless Arkansas grifters and one cock-curious imbecile ex-president, and all the players are counting coup (SWIDT?), Trump is going to have a 40 pound bag of scalps and the rest will be wailing and gnashing their teeth in Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2018 09:22 PM (O033+)

397 Sessions is just the latest in a long string of GOP failures.

Trump is almost alone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 09:22 PM (EZebt)

398 389 I swear there was a post just below this one about leftist emotional persuasion, and rightist "intellectual" persuasion, and Trumps taking the leftist's illusion of moral and intellectual persuasion . . . did Ace take it down for some reason?
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (l61qd)

...You may be entering the Minx .7 alpha Twilight Zone.

I'd be careful if I were you.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 06, 2018 09:22 PM (F5+ro)

399 The LA Times vault? is that where a certain Obama tape is?

Posted by: davidt


That's down the memory hole. Subpoena the tape.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:23 PM (Vf2XA)

400 Watching Hannity and the latest memo stories. It's my first look at Sara Carter.

Helllllo, nurse!

(Oh, and hello. Horde.)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at February 06, 2018 09:23 PM (rJUlF)

401 Posted by: azaleas city at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (WX+x0)

Trump needed a wingman as AG, but he got a turkey instead!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:23 PM (gwPgz)

402 399. What tape of what speech? It never existed because it never happened.

How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

403 @391. But it is Mueller the Dems guy who keeps finding the stuff that leds back to the Dems. They are so eager to derail Trump they are blowing themselves up in the process. I think it*s the same reason PDT has fried Mueller let him keep unearthing the dem crimes and watching them tap dance around

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:24 PM (DAdSz)

404 -
--


386
All those mocking us as crazy conservative conspiracy theorists over this can now line up to lick my sweaty, hairy taint.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:18 PM

-------------------------------------------

OK. I'm confused. But I'm in line and excited!



Posted by: Sheppy at February 06, 2018 09:24 PM (RVcmP)

405 I actually live in a village. I win.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
------------

I can raze that for you.

Posted by: Hil *hic* at February 06, 2018 09:24 PM (7ThJ3)

406 I swear there was a post just below this one about leftist emotional persuasion, and rightist "intellectual" persuasion, and Trumps taking the leftist's illusion of moral and intellectual persuasion . . . did Ace take it down for some reason?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM


It was there...& then it wasn't!!

Posted by: Admiral Decker at February 06, 2018 09:25 PM (KCxzN)

407 "Suspicion breeds confidence."

Name the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2018 09:26 PM (rpYJm)

408 It was there...& then it wasn't!!

Posted by: Admiral Decker at February 06, 2018 09:25 PM (KCxzN)


That simply can't happen in a linear universe!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:26 PM (gwPgz)

409 388 372 doesn't a circle jerk accomplish something eventually?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:14 PM (KP5rU)


Very possible.

Posted by: Hollywood Squares at February 06, 2018 09:26 PM (OtVYM)

410 406; First there is no mountain, then there is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

411
It was there...& then it wasn't!!
Posted by: Admiral Decker at February 06, 2018 09:25 PM (KCxzN)

It got up...and it danced away.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

412 Lock them all up

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (PvFoN)

413 ".....it a sad example of how we ended up with a nut bag president who is doing everything in his power to diminish the public trust in the pillars of our democracy, the courts, Free Press, legitimacy of our voting process, the Justice Department, the FBI, the CIA and any other institution that dares to challenge him. I am heartsick every day when I read the news. And even more heartsick that a gutless political party I supported has sacrificed their moral compass and abandoned their country. Shame on all of you."
^^^^^^
This is what the left thinks in case y'all were interested. This came right off a thread on nextdoor here in Austin. This is the mindset of your average educated leftist.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)

414 First there is no mountain, then there is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

The Coles Notes version of every pr0n movie, ever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (Dbv1R)

415 I do assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error.

Posted by: Sam Lowry at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (hUqh+)

416 This is what the left thinks in case y'all were interested. This came right off a thread on nextdoor here in Austin. This is the mindset of your average educated leftist.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)

For Austin, that's pretty down-the-middle.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

417 the left has moved into zombie territory.
plan accordingly

Posted by: azaleas city at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (WX+x0)

418 413 holy god that is awful. What do these people actually believe?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (DAdSz)

419 416. Heh. Almost alt-right, in my experience.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

420 it a sad example of how we ended up with a nut bag president who is doing everything in his power to diminish the public trust in the pillars of our democracy


Yeah, how dare someone point out the pillars have termites.

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (eIQHF)

421
Two words: Time Machine

Only Ace has the keys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (FJXGr)

422 I got a jar of Donald Trumps piss. How much will Schiff pay me for it?

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (K0z2U)

423 413; to that bint, boo fucking hoo. move to mexico, before it's too late.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

424 This is what the left thinks in case y'all were interested. This came right off a thread on nextdoor here in Austin. This is the mindset of your average educated leftist.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)
************

Heard there's a make Texas blue operation coming out of Plano.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (Vf2XA)

425 is this why the fbi bought a brazillian rounds of ammo?

remember recognition phrases for the pelosi camps.

value? rite.

lace? wigs.

pointy? elbows.

scatter the stones? salt the earth.

boating? accident.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe, avenge me, boys at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (qHHZu)

426 418 413 holy god that is awful. What do these people actually believe?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (DAdSz)

Whatever their progressive betters tell them to believe.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

427 For Austin, that's pretty down-the-middle.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. The rest want Trump and the rest of us terminated.

Posted by: Hollywood Squares at February 06, 2018 09:30 PM (OtVYM)

428 -
--


389 I swear there was a post just below this one about leftist emotional
persuasion, and rightist "intellectual" persuasion, and Trumps taking
the leftist's illusion of moral and intellectual persuasion . . . did
Ace take it down for some reason?


Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 06, 2018 09:19 PM (l61qd)

-------------------------------------

So you're saying you are trying to hack the blog to get a "first".


Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 06, 2018 09:30 PM (RVcmP)

429 The only bugs in the system happen to be roaches that fall into the print presses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2018 09:31 PM (rpYJm)

430 nut bag president?

the only nut bag is in yer mouth.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at February 06, 2018 09:31 PM (qHHZu)

431 427. I feel like we are living *Demolition Man*

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:31 PM (DAdSz)

432 ".....it a sad example of how we ended up with a nut bag president who is doing everything in his power to diminish the public trust in the pillars of our democracy, the courts, Free Press, legitimacy of our voting process, the Justice Department, the FBI, the CIA and any other institution that dares to challenge him. I am heartsick every day when I read the news. And even more heartsick that a gutless political party I supported has sacrificed their moral compass and abandoned their country. Shame on all of you."

they left out "I'm a life-long Republican & I'm very concerned..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (KCxzN)

433 Coming up on the TMI burn in the next 10 minutes or so.

That's "Trans Mars Injection", not "Too Much Information".

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

434 424. Let them try. With the growing popularity of 7.62x25, to say nothing of native use of accordions, Operation REMOVE QUINOA (h/t to Nespatnik, semechki be ever in his track suit pockets) will last not more than 90 days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

435 413 ".....it a sad example of how we ended up with a nut bag president who is doing everything in his power to diminish the public trust in the pillars of our democracy, the courts, Free Press, legitimacy of our voting process, the Justice Department, the FBI, the CIA and any other institution that dares to challenge him. I am heartsick every day when I read the news. And even more heartsick that a gutless political party I supported has sacrificed their moral compass and abandoned their country. Shame on all of you."
^^^^^^
This is what the left thinks in case y'all were interested. This came right off a thread on nextdoor here in Austin. This is the mindset of your average educated leftist.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0)

*Peterson death stare*

Posted by: Generation Z at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (kr/v5)

436 431 427. I feel like we are living *Demolition Man*
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:31 PM (DAdSz)

*bzzzt* Cheriebebe, you are hereby fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

437 i thought that purple lipped phuckstick was the nutbag president? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

438 There is also a yard sign for a "progressive democrat" I've been seeing around the hood. SMFH....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (kufk0)

439 It is stunning, the inverted universe these idiots (the Austin leftist cited here) inhabit. That's why I used to caution that, no, the MSM is not dead, no, its reach is not diminished.


Just look at the Dems jaw-dropping apparent strategy on the HPSCI memo and related matters. "Attacks on the FBI", calling journalists like Carlson "Russian agents". It's beyond ludicrous - but their "base" is SO delusional, this kind of comical nuttery constitutes solid political hay-making.


Meanwhile - was an unredacted version of the Grassley letter released?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (QDnY+)

440 AltonJackson @9:32... Oh, no, that's there; just worded a little differently.

"And even more heartsick that a gutless political party I supported
has sacrificed their moral compass and abandoned their country."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (wSC8T)

441 *bzzzt* Cheriebebe, you are hereby fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

That movie had a good surprise boob scene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (2iZKp)

442 "Posted by: AltonJackson"

Thank you, that's exactly what I was gonna post.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (oVWx5)

443 will last not more than 90 days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

88 if using Julian calendar

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)

444 it a sad example of how we ended up with a nut bag president who is doing everything in his power to diminish the public trust in the pillars of our democracy, the courts, Free Press, legitimacy of our voting process, the Justice Department, the FBI, the CIA and any other institution that dares to challenge him. I am heartsick every day when I read the news. And even more heartsick that a gutless political party I supported has sacrificed their moral compass and abandoned their country. Shame on all of you."

they left out "I'm a life-long Republican & I'm very concerned..."
**********************************

Sounds like it was written by Flake.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (PvFoN)

445 I saw this spider on my windshield tonight. It was raining hard and the wipers were going lickety-split, and that little hairy bastard was still there hanging on! Then he started crawling to the right. How the hell was he doing that? Then it dawned on me. The spider was inside my truck. See this is how deep state works. But, don't drive the truck into a bridge abutment. Smash that hairy bastard with a water bottle and keep on truckin'. And get some covfefe.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (zLDYs)

446 434 424. Let them try. With the growing popularity of 7.62x25, to say nothing of native use of accordions, Operation REMOVE QUINOA (h/t to Nespatnik, semechki be ever in his track suit pockets) will last not more than 90 days.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

447 This is what the left thinks in case y'all were interested. This came right off a thread on nextdoor here in Austin. This is the mindset of your average educated leftist.

that would be considered very right-of-center in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (KCxzN)

448 Did they play the opening music from Heavy Metal for the orbital Tesla?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (rpYJm)

449 443. ISWYDT.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

450 There is also a yard sign for a "progressive democrat" I've been seeing around the hood. SMFH....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (kufk0)
***********

Self-identification, very good.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (Vf2XA)

451 403 @391. But it is Mueller the Dems guy who keeps finding the stuff that leds back to the Dems. They are so eager to derail Trump they are blowing themselves up in the process. I think it*s the same reason PDT has fried Mueller let him keep unearthing the dem crimes and watching them tap dance around
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:24 PM (DAdSz)

I hate to say this... but it ain't Mueller...

Its Judicial Watch, and Congress.... Mueller has not done a damn thing yet, at least publically.

Except go after Flynn... and Manafort... and Carter Paige... and want to try to trap the President of the US in a Perjury trap.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (NgKpN)

452 G'night Horde, up before dawn tomorrow ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (oVWx5)

453 436 HAH I don*t know how to use the three seashells!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (DAdSz)

454 Night sock_rat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (2iZKp)

455 441 *bzzzt* Cheriebebe, you are hereby fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

That movie had a good surprise boob scene.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (2iZKp)

Right? Those were some righteous tits that nobody expected. Also, Sandra Bullock looked damn fine in those stretch pants.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

456 450 There is also a yard sign for a "progressive democrat" I've been seeing around the hood. SMFH....

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:33 PM (kufk0)
***********

Self-identification, very good.
Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:35 PM (Vf2XA)

Makes it easier when it comes time to pack the leftist scum.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

457 Right? Those were some righteous tits that nobody expected. Also, Sandra Bullock looked damn fine in those stretch pants.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

Almost as good as whatshername in Whole Nine Yards. That pretty much holds the trophy for me for amazing breasts that I did not expect to see at that moment.

Except for this one time in college...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (2iZKp)

458 Check that - just saw a link to *partially* unredacted Grassley letter.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

459 Count de Monet: Son N**** the Valiant- just turned 24, 1st Lt. Air Force, Intelligence Officer. Please send pics... of her SAT.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (w7U7L)

460 G'Night, sock_rat_eez.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (Ckg4U)

461
- called our POTUS get called a but bag
- believes Russian journalists and pop singers are smuggling information in their asses into the US communicated to Peter Schiff

2019 Right Wing Roving Bandits

Posted by: Generation Z at February 06, 2018 09:38 PM (kr/v5)

462 There seem to be alot of Amtrak incidents since Trump took office. Clearly it is his his fault. We must impeach before anyone else dies at his hands!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 09:38 PM (wdmm9)

463 Nite, sock rat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

464 1/2 an hour.... TCM... Errol Flynn in Robin Hood...

Good guys win... bad guys loose.... and England prevails...

Wait... wrong meme...

Posted by: V.... at February 06, 2018 09:38 PM (NgKpN)

465 Check that - just saw a link to *partially* unredacted Grassley letter.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)


Share the link?

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 09:39 PM (Fikbq)

466 Its Judicial Watch, and Congress.... Mueller has not done a damn thing yet, at least publically.
*****************************

and

American Center for Law and Justice
Landmark Legal Foundation

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:39 PM (Vf2XA)

467 18" .223 Wylde barrel, 1:7 or 1:8 twist? What say ye brethren?

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 09:40 PM (zLDYs)

468 466 Its Judicial Watch, and Congress.... Mueller has not done a damn thing yet, at least publically.
*****************************

and

American Center for Law and Justice
Landmark Legal Foundation
Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:39 PM (Vf2XA)

Yup.... so far, the Administration has not managed to even staunch the bleeding...

Its been all outside forces... which is very very scary.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 06, 2018 09:41 PM (NgKpN)

469 There seem to be alot of Amtrak incidents since Trump took office. Clearly it is his his fault. We must impeach before anyone else dies at his hands!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 09:38 PM (wdmm9)
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iirc Trump wants the head of Amtrack or RR commissioner [don't know his title] replaced but there is resistance.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:41 PM (Vf2XA)

470 http://bit.ly/2si0lpi
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FBI Director Chris Wray Declassifies Large Portions of Grassley Memo
Posted on February 6,2018 by sundance

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 09:42 PM (y3aQB)

471 -
--

I saw the Righteous Tits open for the Everly Breasts at the Grand Teton Music Festival back in "68.


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:42 PM (RVcmP)

472 Chooo-Chooo!

Posted by: Conductor Joey B at February 06, 2018 09:43 PM (kyG8i)

473 Who's running Amtrak now, Floyd Smoot?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

474 Greetings once more, fappers and fappees.

Formula 1 has banned Grid Girls.

On Whatfinger, over on the left-hand side somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (tRaq7)

475 Just to throw some random information out there, the area code for DC is 202. Just a little factoid.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (1FhAQ)

476 When Mullah Bob said he'd like to interview the President himself, and Trump said he'd like that, too, I envisioned the following scenario...

They exchange the usual greetings as they sit at a table. Trump says, "Now, before we begin, Mr. Mueller, I'd like to issue an opening statement."

He reaches into his pockets and pulls out a pair of reading glasses and a folded sheet of paper. He puts on the glasses and unfolds the paper, then proceeds to read aloud.

"You're fired."

He drops the paper on the table, stands, removes his glasses and returns them to his pocket.

"I think we're done, here. Have a nice day."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (wSC8T)

477 I'm seeing reports that the TMI burn happened over Southern California. Nothing official yet.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

478 Exile -


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yauksgjs

Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

479 iirc Trump wants the head of Amtrack or RR commissioner [don't know his title] replaced but there is resistance.
Posted by: gNewt
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I'm not giving this up this position without a fight.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at February 06, 2018 09:45 PM (cp1if)

480 474; Did that last week. Katy Turd hardest hit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

481 Who's running Amtrak now, Floyd Smoot?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: AntiFa at February 06, 2018 09:46 PM (g4lFK)

482 -
--

18" .223 Wylde barrel, 1:7 or 1:8 twist? What say ye brethren?


Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 09:40 PM

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Depends on the bullets you want to shoot. The longer bullets (heavier, generally) the faster twist you need.





Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:46 PM (RVcmP)

483 Think President Trump should ask FBI Director Wray and SC Mueller to weigh in on whether redactions are required to release the Democrat memo. If they agree that redactions are necessary, it shows Schiffless to be a traitor, and if they approve unredacted release they show themselves to be traitors!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:46 PM (gwPgz)

484 461. I saw Right Wing Roving Bandits open for Dexy's Midnight Rovers at the Palladium in '87

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

485 I beginning to believe that communism failed and killed over 100 million because retarded.

Posted by: AntiFa at February 06, 2018 09:47 PM (g4lFK)

486 Every 2nd rate crook in government ends up on CNN.



Posted by: William Eaton at February 06, 2018 09:48 PM (MuTTO)

487 Think President Trump should ask FBI Director Wray and SC Mueller to weigh in on whether redactions are required to release the Democrat memo. If they agree that redactions are necessary, it shows Schiffless to be a traitor, and if they approve unredacted release they show themselves to be traitors!

Heh. That's pretty sneaky and underhanded.

I like it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:48 PM (tRaq7)

488 18" .223 Wylde barrel, 1:7 or 1:8 twist? What say ye brethren?

Posted by: Eromero
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1:8 is a decent compromise.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at February 06, 2018 09:48 PM (cp1if)

489 461. I saw Right Wing Roving Bandits open for Dexy's Midnight Rovers at the Palladium in '87


Come on, Eileen!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 09:49 PM (9SkN+)

490 -
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485
I beginning to believe that communism failed and killed over 100 million because retarded.

Posted by: AntiFa at February 06, 2018 09:47 PM

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Communism failed because it's retarded. It killed millions because it's proponents couldn't admit it.


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:50 PM (RVcmP)

491 489. There we go! Earworm for the night.




You're all welcome.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

492 Every 2nd rate crook in government ends up on CNN.


*checks calendar*

*sees only one event this entire year*

*gets hammer and tool belt ready*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 06, 2018 09:51 PM (9SkN+)

493 how pissed is lois lerner that she did not get her cnn contributor

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

494 Greetings once more, fappers and fappees.

Formula 1 has banned Grid Girls.

On Whatfinger, over on the left-hand side somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
**********************************


Commies never sleep.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (Vf2XA)

495 So if trying to stop the prosecution of Trump is Putin's bidding, because Trump is in the service of Putin--why would Putin sell Schiff naked pictures of Trump?

That's right. I remember: Shut up.

Posted by: Axebot at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (vDqXW)

496 -
--

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 09:40 PM

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What bullets were you thinking of?


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (RVcmP)

497 490. As I've said - if Russians, who never lack for brains and brawn, couldn't make it work with 3/4 a century of time and most - nearly all - of Eurasia at their disposal, no one could.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

498 That's right. I remember: Shut up.

Posted by: Axebot at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (vDqXW)



It's good you're learning, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:53 PM (gwPgz)

499 Rhomboid-ty.

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 09:53 PM (Fikbq)

500 Still waiting for confirmation from SpaceX, but several people have reported seeing what they believe to be the TMI burn.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

501 *toot* *toot*

Skiddly eye do do re bim da bo
Reet skat doodly do ree bim da bob
Skiddly eye do do rum di bim da bee
Reet skat diddly eye doo rim da bob

Skeetin scattin skiddlyeye diddoo rop
Skiddly eye doo rum dee bo

Posted by: Popeye Campbell Jumping Ship at February 06, 2018 09:54 PM (bJ0w+)

502 how pissed is lois lerner that she did not get her cnn contributor

I'm pretty sure her boss, the anti-Christ George Soros, consoled her with a nice parting gift.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:54 PM (tRaq7)

503 >>how pissed is lois lerner that she did not get her cnn contributor

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

When I first read this I read "cum" for "cnn".

Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2018 09:54 PM (2cuLk)

504 Yay me. Surgery went without a hitch. I am now gall bladderless. Thanks yo the horde for thrir prayers.


I don't know if I've said thank you for the prayers, so,

Thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2018 09:54 PM (Zls+j)

505 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL) [/]i

That, plus a secret police force that Comey would envy!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:55 PM (gwPgz)

506 Hah!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:56 PM (gwPgz)

507 Commies never sleep.

They're getting a lot of blowback. All the GG on Twitter are pissed, bigly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:56 PM (tRaq7)

508 When I first read this I read "cum" for "cnn".

Posted by: Aviator at February




don't give her any, even if she is begging. she doesn't deserve any.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (MTjB1)

509 497 490. As I've said - if Russians, who never lack for brains and brawn, couldn't make it work with 3/4 a century of time and most - nearly all - of Eurasia at their disposal, no one could.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

Well, what is interesting about the argument is that most of the places it has been tried, it has been done in places where Marx did not believe it could arise (because it allowed a certain subset of people to rule ruthlessly without opposition.) Most of these have been agrarian societies (certainly both Russia and China were such.)

I am trying to think and the most westernized system where it has been attempted has been Venezuela, I think. And we have seen how that has worked out. One could also argue the European nations in slo-mo I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (2iZKp)

510 Yay me. Surgery went without a hitch. I am now gall bladderless.

What'd they do with the gall bladder?

They let you keep it?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (9SkN+)

511 how pissed is lois lerner that she did not get her cnn contributor
Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---
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Lerner? That back-bencher? What about me?

Posted by: DWS at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (9tO1t)

512 Commies never sleep.

They're getting a lot of blowback. All the GG on Twitter are pissed, bigly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:56 PM (tRaq7)


There is no joy in communism (or islam)!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (gwPgz)

513 so is everyone out lightening loads and getting snacks and beverages for the ont like the superbowl?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)

514 -
--
They're getting a lot of blowback. All the GG on Twitter are pissed, bigly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 09:56 PM

----------------------

What's GG?


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 09:58 PM (RVcmP)

515 Communism is retarded like all applications of Marxism to overthrow Western Civilization and America but they won't listen to those who want to live and thrive when we try and help them by explaining why it's retarded and will never work.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 09:59 PM (g4lFK)

516 o is everyone out lightening loads and getting snacks and beverages for the ont like the superbowl?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)


The 55 gallon drum of popcorn is almost done to perfection!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 09:59 PM (gwPgz)

517 513 so is everyone out lightening loads and getting snacks and beverages for the ont like the superbowl?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)

Hitting the refresh button on the main page like crack monkeys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:59 PM (2iZKp)

518 What'd they do with the gall bladder?

They let you keep it?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer



Sauteed in a garlic/light olive oil mixture.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (Zls+j)

519 What ever happened to DWS? She hiding from the Feds or the Palis?

Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (FwcYV)

520 Try to keep up.

youtube.com/watch?v=M_aA09Y9t4g

Posted by: Popeye Campbell Jumping Ship at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (bJ0w+)

521 Nood ont

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (Hucnr)

522 rickb223, glad everything came out OK.


I'm here for the rickl report.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (Vf2XA)

523 The ONT, she's NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (9SkN+)

524 Certainly no more that 77 gr. Believe I'll go with 1:8, just a few more semolians.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

525 509 497 490. As I've said - if Russians, who never lack for brains and brawn, couldn't make it work with 3/4 a century of time and most - nearly all - of Eurasia at their disposal, no one could.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 06, 2018 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

Well, what is interesting about the argument is that most of the places it has been tried, it has been done in places where Marx did not believe it could arise (because it allowed a certain subset of people to rule ruthlessly without opposition.) Most of these have been agrarian societies (certainly both Russia and China were such.)

I am trying to think and the most westernized system where it has been attempted has been Venezuela, I think. And we have seen how that has worked out. One could also argue the European nations in slo-mo I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:57 PM (2iZKp)

Sweden through feminism and open borders.

Posted by: Monk at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (g4lFK)

526 Come on Eileen, or my My My Sharona.

I too noticed the lack of nood in earlier threads. You will have to excuse my spelling and punctuation errors which also includes improper structures.

I remember Allahpundit and the Get Off My Lawn intro. Take it or leave it. I chose not to read there long before they went to their newer format.

Oh a confession, I'm not the troll either, Deep State. For comedy skits the going is slow.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (7ZiDC)

527 Comey's Former Special Assistant Jumps Ship to... CNN

That's not really jumping ship. It's more swapping underwear with Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (Ndje9)

528 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (2iZKp)

529 Surely about to be willowed by ONT, but ......


This Grassley letter, now partially unredacted, is of course all about Steele, and his apparent lies to the FBI (about whether/when he had shared "dossier" info with the press).


That's nice, and yes it appears Steel made false statements to FBI, which resulted in the FBI making false statements to the FISC - but it all revolves around that one issue, and Steele's "credibility". Since that alleged credibility was the basis for taking his "information" seriously.


What? Wait. "Intel" that has no other confirmation is is considered solid enough to sustain a FISA warrant, simply because the source is "credible"?


I have not seen 100 FISA warrants (or any), I have not participated in 100 FISC sessions (or any). But I have read the requirements for such warrants, and the commentary of people who *have* done those things.


So I am left baffled. That unverified claims by some source who in the past has been reliable suffice for a FISA warrant. Because that falls far short of the explicit minimum requirements for such things.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (QDnY+)

530 Ha! Perfect willowing, which I called.


Sort of like Babe Ruth's "called shot".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2018 10:06 PM (QDnY+)

531 ONT

Posted by: Panhandler at February 06, 2018 10:06 PM (ILwW3)

532 irright at comment 514 or so -
'GG' references the Formula 1 'Grid Girls', who have been posting on Twitter about their discontinuance.

As others have already stated, the ONT is now up.

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (tVTGo)

533 rhomboid,

Steele and the FBI are telling different stories. Grassley's trying to flush out the liars at the FBI.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (Ndje9)

534 Waiting for my resupply of pills.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (RuIsu)

535 GG = F-1 Grid Girls.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (tRaq7)

536 Campbell is one serious piece of shit.

fucking traitor.


Right at home with CNN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2018 11:32 PM (w9yAB)

537 Checking



3

2

1

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 12:40 AM (nN1ej)

538 NY Times #Fakenews seems to have completely missed this in their anti-American hit piece.

Posted by: Aarradin at February 07, 2018 04:18 AM (5kvQv)

539 People receiving federal pensions who then get a job earning such that their combined salary and pension are more than the present dollar value of $90,000 should have the difference deducted from their pension, even if it means zero dollars. Pensions are SUPPOSED to be retirement income, not a way to boost the salaries of able bodied people at the expense of the tax payer.

Posted by: Lee at February 07, 2018 04:52 AM (PnzLb)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

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