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Katy must want to see Trump re-elected. The Babylon Bee reports a leaked memo from Planned Parenthood in the wake of Cecile Richards' resignation as president. The memo discusses possible replacement candidates, including the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things, "a wrought iron scythe dripping in blood", and Skynet – Our company’s mission is to snuff out the next generation of humanity, and Cyberdyne Systems’ self-aware neural network aims to exterminate mankind. Seems like there could be some mutual interest here. Worth exploring?Other candidates mentioned: Kermit Gosnell and Pennywise the Clown. Totes Not Racist: AoSHQ Prayer List For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Slapweasel, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact him at home made gravy 71 (all one word) circle-a Yahoo dot com. rickl- Lung cancer. redc1c4- General Health. Would like to be healthy enough to look for a j*b. kbdabear- Mother's dementia. CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer. --(12/26/17)- The gold digger that is elder abusing a friend of ours and making everyone miserable with ridiculous demand letters has claimed her first victim. I'm sad to report the special needs son of the elderly victim was found dead today. I have no idea how he passed. He was in his 50's and had no health problems. Hrothgar- Lost Son in accident; (1/6/18 ) I'd appreciate Horde prayers for my grandson and granddaughter, both still very devastated by the loss of their father, and I truly fear for their futures. The grandson is in real emotional distress, but the granddaughter seems to be pulling out of it, but I can't really be sure. Fenelon Spoke- Healing for my son and ability to pay healthcare bills. RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes has passed. Prayers for her friends and Family. If you could add her husband Mel, who has Parkinson's and moved into assisted living now without his wife, to the list, I'd appreciate it. Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke. Bebe's boobs destroy- Former co-worker's four year-old has cancer. Mindful webworker- Wife's health due to longstanding issues. ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma). pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health. Jade Sea- Husband's cancer Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery. junior- Employment Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing. Miley- Future employment, big move. Jinx- Mother's passing. Emmie- Continued relationship with Daughter. Vic- Return of cancer. ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer. Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter. Just wondering- My sister Lisa had a large brain tumor removed, is partly paralyzed and wheel chair bound with memory issues and heart failure - needs prayers for her encouragement and recovery.Please contact Slap through email, as he cannot be around for many of the posts in threads. Feel free to copy and paste emails to him for Prayer Requests. If he can post in your "voice", he'd like it better. It personalizes the prayer, instead of his shorthand. Be as specific or as vague as you need. Anonymity is, of course, welcome. He'd also like to pray for the people who aren't on this list. For those who don't choose to publicize their maladies, we understand. You won't suffer in silence. A candle will be lit in your name. Through the arguments and the infighting, we all love one-another. Through our faults and occasional vitriol, we have found one-another. The beauty of such an occasion goes beyond words and into the ethereal plane of existence. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis: http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Let us console others, O Lord. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: JAS at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (7JbXq) 2
Yeah. Do the Monkey!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (9SkN+) 3
Didn't stop to read the content.
Posted by: JAS at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (7JbXq) 4
th!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (vIjh1) 5
Top 10 didn't hack
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (juCZM) 6
/looks around
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (AM1GF) 7
Six ain't bad for reading the content.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (AM1GF) 8
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Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (hMwEB) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (juCZM) 10
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Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (fA1SL) 11
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---- NEW TEXT from Deep State Lovers Strzok and Page: "I Bought All the President's Men Figure I Need to Brush Up on Watergate" -- WILLOWED Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (y3aQB) 12
Wasn't the Alamo Drafthouse the one that did the female-only Wonder Woman screening?
' Cuz I don't recall that having worked out for them. Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (xXusB) 13
Thank you for the Prayer List Slapweasel. It is much appreciated.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (nBr1j) 14
Sure, a blacks only screening. Not racist at all.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (0tfLf) 15
Also, gnarly.
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (xXusB) Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (iv0p7) 17
Yikes! Just tell 83% of the market that you don't care for them.
Posted by: JAS at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (7JbXq) Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (hLRSq) 19
12. And if Talcum X shows up, what then?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (fA1SL) 20
MY Sister had her surgery & no Cancer in the Lymph Nodes, So that is indeed a Blessing & thank You Horde
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (y3aQB) 21
"I Bought All the President's Men Figure "
They made figures? I'll trade you one Deep Throat for a Liddy and a Bernstein. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (juCZM) 22
Slap and OM give me hope that not all people are evil. Maybe I'll heal and finally be able to hug somebody after 5 years besides my kids. Yeah, I have trust issues.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (g4lFK) 23
>>>>Wasn't the Alamo Drafthouse the one that did the female-only Wonder Woman screening?
' Cuz I don't recall that having worked out for them. . . .I think so. They had to let men in or get sued into oblivion. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (+Dllb) 24
1. Market latest superhero as the BLACK SUPERHERO whose superpower is his blackness because the totality of his identity is in the fact that he's black, and not in his superhero-ness
2. Did we mention that this is the BLACK superhero? 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (9SkN+) Posted by: Jim Crow at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (x25VP) 26
MY Sister had her surgery & no Cancer in the Lymph Nodes, So that is indeed a Blessing & thank You Horde
I'm pleased to hear that. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (iv0p7) 27
Cheriebebe, if you are here, I am so sorry to hear that your cancer has returned. I'll pray for you - and for all the others on the prayer list. All who are on there, please remember to pray for yourselves as well - God will give you the grace to get through your trials but remember you have free will so you must ask Him for it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (kNasr) 28
If gender is a construct, why is gay conversion therapy outlawed in some places. I mean, you can shift between any of a number of genders, why can't you shift back?
Posted by: ejochs at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (z1MNB) 29
BLADE CAME BEFORE BLACK PANTHER YOU FUCK KNUCKLES!
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (C0Pq1) 30
Black Panther will have HOTEP propaganda in it. Hope zombie watches it and gives a report back to us.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (g4lFK) 31
Racism is okay when black people do it.
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (LiyEm) 32
I gather Katy Tur hasn't entertained the possibility the guy who wants to start a family might actually be smarter than her?
Oh, but I forget somebody, whose name I have no intention of remembering, says it's bad to mock the intelligence of the media. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (nBr1j) 33
16 Just in case anyone doesn't already know this, the Babylon Bee is a satire site.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (iv0p7) Shush, you! I think Pennywise would be an *excellent* choice to run PP. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (zZGaw) 34
So to recap....
Strok and Page had a secret plan to stop Trump from being president. They shared that information with Obama and Comey. The then president. Why isn't there an arrest warrant for Comey and Obama right now? Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (Z8FFX) 35
29. And a damned good flick in the genre.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (fA1SL) 36
Anyway, what gets me about Black Panther is that he's African. Not American at all. (Okay, written by and for Americans-- I mean fictionally.)
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (xXusB) 37
One more prayer that I just received last night:
"One of my fifth grade students, named Michael, has just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and will be having surgery this Thursday, 2/8/18. We won't know how bad it is until the docs can attempt to remove and biopsy the tumor. I will update this when I know more." -Mrs. Leggy This stuff can rip your heart apart. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (Ckg4U) 38
Congrats MISHBOT
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (C0Pq1) 39
I'll trade you one Deep Throat for a Liddy and a Bernstein.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (juCZM) ------- Ummm..... phrasing?? ....but what can I get for a Katy Tur and a Jim Acosta?? Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (vIjh1) 40
Katy Tur is also confused about Ohio man speaking of a future event, not something he's going to do that same day. He says he's saving up to have a kid, starting with the $1k, not only with the 1k.
Math is hard, Katy. Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (EzdLW) 41
BLADE CAME BEFORE BLACK PANTHER YOU FUCK KNUCKLES!
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (C0Pq1) This x 1000000 Man I'm glad somebody said what I've been thinking for weeks now. Blade was badass. Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (g4lFK) 42
30 Black Panther will have HOTEP propaganda in it. Hope zombie watches it and gives a report back to us.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (g4lFK) What's HOTEP? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (zZGaw) Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (kNasr) 44
Willowed:
OMG! Trump wants the military to march through the streets of DC! (You know who else put his military on display?) Posted by: Jane D'oh I can only hope that when they do, their weapons are loaded Jane - waiting to hear on an interview that would move me to Charleston. If good news, I'll be hitting you up to tell me about the low-down of what I'll need to know about the area. Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (oiNtH) 45
If it's that important that Black Panther be an African American super hero, I'll respect your wishes by not paying the studio money to go see it. So... you win, I guess?
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (KUaJL) 46
Uncle Palp - damn straight. A good sequel too. The third movie never happened.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (C0Pq1) 47
28 If gender is a construct, why is gay conversion therapy outlawed in some places. I mean, you can shift between any of a number of genders, why can't you shift back?
Posted by: ejochs at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (z1MNB) I'm looking forward to the day when the schools that have been pushing gender confusion get sued into oblivion. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (nBr1j) 48
First black character centric comic book movie?
Posted by: Blade at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (kyG8i) 49
Blade's a vampire, not really a superhero.
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (xXusB) 50
Except that BP is African African and not American at all.
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (LiyEm) 51
Totes Not Racist:
Then I now identify as a 56 year old, left handed, weight challenged black woman. Give me my free ticket or racist! I denounce myself. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (jAZR9) 52
Spawn was also good as well. Wasn't Blade good. But the movie and the adult cartoons on HBO hold up quite well.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (g4lFK) 53
Sure, a blacks only screening. Not racist at all. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (0tfLf) ----- *ponders if "anybody" shuts the hell up when the movie starts......* Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (vIjh1) 54
Man I'm glad somebody said what I've been thinking for weeks now. Blade was badass.
Posted by: Monk Snipes originally wanted to do Black Panther, but I guess the mask was a deal-killer. (I'm hearing it actually was an issue in the movie coming out...) Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (AM1GF) 55
What's HOTEP?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (zZGaw) The Jewish Affairs Adviser to Ramses II? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (9SkN+) 56
CNN. An altered-reality delivery system, manned by political ideologues who seek to mislead and enslave a population by retailing easily-disproven misinformation (Spock eyebrow). Fascinating.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (Bdeb0) 57
Willowed
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples? Angels are non-corporeal, pure spirit. How do you represent pure spirit in art? I assume that you depict your idea of pure innocense. I have no idea how that got started. Worth some research. Maybe has something to do with the heirarchy of angels? angels, archangels, principalities, powers, virtues dominions, thrones, cherubim, and seraphim. Cherubim, traditionally protected the garden of eden and so would be associated with innocense, hence the "child" symbolism. Or medieval artists were pervs. Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (16bxt) 58
46. Both hold up quiet well. You can't CGI presence or a good story. Peak Snipes, it was.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (fA1SL) 59
....but what can I get for a Katy Tur and a Jim Acosta??
I have lots of Jorge Ramos's. Trade you one for a Tur. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (juCZM) 60
I mean, you can shift between any of a number of genders, why can't you shift back? Posted by: ejochs Roach Motel California Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (IqV8l) 61
50 Except that BP is African African and not American at all.
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (LiyEm) Boston Pizza? Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (nBr1j) 62
Wonder if Stephen Miller (redsteeze, not Trump's Miller) will show up at Black Panther screening like he did to the all-girl screening of Wonder Woman last summer.
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (EzdLW) 63
OMG! Trump wants the military to march through the streets of DC!
(You know who else put his military on display?) Posted by: Jane D'oh ===== I mentioned this earlier today that on Armed Services Day there were always military parades. Posted by: mustbequantum at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (MIKMs) 64
Yes Katy Dear - far cheaper to just get pregnant and then abort - at any month.
Oh wait, I forgot..PP can sell those baby parts!! Winning. I just can't. Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (oiNtH) 65
great response to Katy Tur(D) (who us apparently a millionaire)
https://twitter.com/ConCaracal/status/960879543811825664 Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (hMwEB) 66
Monk - which proves these people don't give a shit about blacks UNLESS it can further their bullshit. I don't remember people making a huge deal - I'm sure it was mentioned but not a sticking point - about Snipes being the first mainstream black superhero. If I was Snipes I'd be livid.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (C0Pq1) 67
Perhaps in the sequel Black Panther can join with ISIS to defeat some evil orange haired American president?
Oh do they have superhero named Al Qaeda yet? Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (Z8FFX) 68
In the comics Blade was originally British iirc....
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm) 69
Someone is gonna save to have a kid?
That's novel. Many people just pop them out then get the government to pay for them. Statistics, welfare, food stamps and schools feeding kids back me up. But statistics are a social construct. So...banapple! Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (WlX38) 70
Willowed in last thread:
554 While I don't believe we should panic, it's not wise to simply ignore and rationalize away the results of a special election. The cardinal sin of conservatives tends to be complacency. In the '80's and '90s, a lot of conservatives (like PJ O'Rourke) told us that those silly PC people on campus would be forgotten as soon as grads got out into the real world and made money. Instead the problem got worse. We tend to think rational people will see Trump's good results and that will be enough. Well, you'd think people would have looked at the results of socialism and realized it doesn't work, but that doesn't seem to be the case now, does it? The Dems understand and harass the power of emotion. Conservatives think people will use common sense and rationality. I remind you: Obama got elected twice. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (ZM2xo) 71
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I'll trade you one Deep Throat for a Liddy and a Bernstein. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (juCZM) ------- Ummm..... phrasing?? ....but what can I get for a Katy Tur and a Jim Acosta?? Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (vIjh1) This sack of magic beans Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 11:23 AM (ymnmz) 72
Acording to the feds the average cost of giving birth to an uncomplicated pregnancy varies widely from State to State. OH is actually lower than the national average.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (mpXpK) 73
Black Panther will have HOTEP propaganda in it. Hope zombie watches it and gives a report back to us.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (g4lFK) What's HOTEP? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (zZGaw) I'm curious too. Hotep in ancient egyptian means satisfied. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (aMlLZ) 74
Alamo Drafthouse trying to ice-skate uphill... both ways.
Posted by: Blade at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (kyG8i) 75
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (C0Pq1)
--- Thank you & all the Horde ! Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (y3aQB) 76
I'm pretty sure Men in Black was a big budget comic book studio movie with a black hero at the center.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (iv0p7) Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (vIjh1) 78
Oh yeah! Spawn too! Michael Jai White should be even more upset than Snipes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (C0Pq1) 79
Angels are non-corporeal, pure spirit. How do you represent pure spirit in art? I assume that you depict your idea of pure innocense. I have no idea how that got started. Worth some research. Maybe has something to do with the heirarchy of angels? angels, archangels, principalities, powers, virtues dominions, thrones, cherubim, and seraphim.
Cherubim, traditionally protected the garden of eden and so would be associated with innocense, hence the "child" symbolism. Or medieval artists were pervs. Posted by: dagny The iconography's a mess in art. Bears little resemblance to the actual traditional descriptions of the entities in question (of which only the lowest tended to appear human...or generally appear much at all). Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (AM1GF) 80
I don't think Blank Panther could ever be as good as Undercover Brother.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (V2Yro) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (Ckg4U) 82
This is too funny:
Trump tweets this morning: "NEW FBI TEXTS ARE BOMBSHELLS!" Julian Assange replies: "Please feel free to search through the names, numbers and emails of every person on #AnthonyWeiner's laptop" w/link.... Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI) 83
57 Willowed
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples? Angels are non-corporeal, pure spirit. How do you represent pure spirit in art? Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (16bxt) Baby heads! Floating baby heads with little wings coming out the sides! That's how all the cool artists did it, back in the day. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (zZGaw) 84
Didn't Alamo DH also have a woman only screening for Ghostbusters?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (suO/a) 85
Black Vulcan FTW.
Thus quoth Seanbaby: In the seventies, when you were black, your super hero name needed to remind us. If Captain America was black, he wouldn't have been a captain. They would have called him Blackman America and he would have only fought crime in discos. Black Manta was just "Manta" for a few seasons before the writers found out the guy in the middle of the submarine wreckage was black. The white Super Friends all had names that described their powers. Aquaman, Batman, Hawkman, Flash... you kind of had an idea what their powers were even before they announced them outloud every time they used them. But anyone ethnic got named after the country they're from or what color they were. If Apache Chief was white, he'd be Grow Man or Large Lad. And Samurai? He wasn't a Samurai. That doesn't mean anything, it's just the only Japanese word they knew. It's like naming Batman "Cowboy" or naming Green Lantern "Baseball Player." They named the Mexican Super Friend "El Dorado." That was a city made out gold. Yeah, it sounds Mexican, but it's nonsense. If the Super Friends hired a Swiss guy, you know they'd name him Hot Chocolate. If a black guy hadn't already taken it, of course. -http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/bvulcan.htm Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (juCZM) 86
16. The FNM and crazy tunes liberals have ruined satire parody sites. eg. tens of thousands of grown women wear 2nd rate hello kitty caps and march on DC demanding greater respect for women. Sounds like an Onion headline no?
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (84F5k) 87
Men in Black is a movie based on a comic book based on an urban legend, not a superhero movie.
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (xXusB) 88
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
*** My presumption is that the human mind can't fully grasp the divine (or the satanic) so that we have to simplify how we see them. So angels....or even God? Attractive people. Demons or the devil? Ugly and corrupted looking people. Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (Z8FFX) 89
14 Sure, a blacks only screening. Not racist at all.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (0tfLf) -- i just added it to my calendar! Can't wait! Posted by: Rachael Dolezel at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (vChNs) 90
Baby heads! Floating baby heads with little wings coming out the sides! That's how all the cool artists did it, back in the day.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (zZGaw) ---------- Floating on lettuce leaves, too, remember? Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (kNasr) 91
>>82 This is too funny: Trump tweets this morning: "NEW FBI TEXTS ARE BOMBSHELLS!"
We're all devo. Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0) 92
>>>>
I'm a sucker for the Superhero flicks. I don't give a shit if they're blue. Gimme a Superhero. . . .Gimme five! Posted by: The Tick at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (+Dllb) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (fA1SL) 94
Possible replacement for Planned Parenthood:
Lena Dunham (wait for it...) ...because looking at her kills your sex drive, thus preventing pregnancies! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI) 95
"The iconography's a mess in art. Bears little resemblance to the actual traditional descriptions of the entities in question (of which only the lowest tended to appear human...or generally appear much at all)."
Especially since most of the Renaissance iconography was borrowed from the older Greco-Roman classical period art. The cherub's started out as the companions of Venus. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (V2Yro) 96
Rotten Tomatoes has the Black Panther at 100%.
Read into that... what you will. Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (vIjh1) Applaud louder, citizen. Louder! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (zZGaw) 97
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This is too funny: Trump tweets this morning: "NEW FBI TEXTS ARE BOMBSHELLS!" Julian Assange replies: "Please feel free to search through the names, numbers and emails of every person on #AnthonyWeiner's laptop" w/link.... Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI) Whats the join between the Weiner assange thingy and the whole FBI debacle? Is it fuel to the fire or a wet blanket? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (ymnmz) 98
Clock King should be Swiss.
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (xXusB) 99
The iconography's a mess in art. Bears little resemblance to the actual traditional descriptions of the entities in question (of which only the lowest tended to appear human...or generally appear much at all).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (AM1GF) I'm rather fond of the (probably heretical) interpretation that the reason that angels always start off by saying "be not afraid" is because they actually look like Lovecraftian entities or something similarly mind-warping. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (KUaJL) 100
It cannot be said enough - Thank you Slapweasel for keeping, updating and posting the prayer list.
I read through every one of the posts and pray while tears well up. God bless the horde and their loved ones. Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (oiNtH) 101
24 1. Market latest superhero as the BLACK SUPERHERO whose superpower is his blackness because the totality of his identity is in the fact that he's black, and not in his superhero-ness
2. Did we mention that this is the BLACK superhero? 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (9SkN+) --- is one of his superpowers Dunking? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (vChNs) 102
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
Angels are non-corporeal, pure spirit. How do you represent pure spirit in art? "Yeah, it just doesn't work like that. Put the nipples back." Posted by: Rafael's Marketing Director at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (9SkN+) 103
Jane Fonda did the Black Panther fist salute when speaking at the batshit crazy women's march. I think she forgot where she was...or something.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (WlX38) 104
>>Sure, a blacks only screening. Not racist at all.
Didn't we learn from the Alamo Draft House women's-only screenings of Wonder Woman? Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI) 105
Luke Cage was just Power Man,not Black Power Man...
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (LiyEm) 106
Thank You, OregonMuse.
I don't think I have said that to you and I would be remiss, should I not. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (Ckg4U) 107
Bill Cosby is Leonard Part VI !
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (EzdLW) 108
"Malnourished" - yeah, that's the first word that springs to mind when I see the ol' Lecturing Ape.
Posted by: mindful webworker - chimpy at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (3/f2v) 109
Trump tweets this morning:
"NEW FBI TEXTS ARE BOMBSHELLS!" ----- I have to admit.... he's getting better at fire for effect on Twitter. Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (vIjh1) 110
"Yikes! Just tell 83% of the market that you don't care for them." Posted by: JAS
maybe the calculation is those others need to accept their complicity in the black slaves your family had (even though my family escaped being cannon fodder in Germany, most others never had slaves, and blacks not here as slaves may have actually sold slaves). But white guilt is still their thing, and we must accept (as we largely HAVE) that blacks are a protected class, along with any other non- white/Christian/male/homosexual "minority". culture wars indeed Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (bT8Z4) 111
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (16bxt) The idea that angels were these pretty beings out of Fra Angelico paintings does not seem to be borne out by Scripture. Everytime an angel appears to someone, their first words are "Be not afraid." Gabriel would not have had to say that if he looked like a twink in a robe. I figure they're actually pretty bad ass - enough to inspire fright. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (ZM2xo) Posted by: Jmel at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (f5AJI) 113
http://bit.ly/2GUVIVv
---- Eric Holder eyes 2020 presidential bid --- Eyes, Like from Leavenworth ? Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (y3aQB) 114
Black Panther will have HOTEP propaganda in it. Hope zombie watches it and gives a report back to us.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (g4lFK) What's HOTEP? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (zZGaw) It's turned into a African Supremists thing which justifies violence against white people and lays out why whites are inferior. I ran across it about a year or more ago. Its the Nation of Islam on steroids. Maybe I'm misremembering HOTEP but the shit I found about the justification of white genocide and white women being raped was vile. Again need zombie to clear up this matter because I may be fucking things up recalling from memory on a 8 year old IPad. Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (g4lFK) 115
Cheeky monkey.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (NWiLs) 116
Robert Townsend is Meteor Man !
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (EzdLW) 117
Wasn't Luke Cage a rip off of Shaft?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (Z8FFX) 118
Katy Tur thinks the $5,838 he and his wife will need comes from government. He thinks it comes from work.
We see her problem now. Posted by: Huck Follywood, reformed Scandi-American at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (LISuA) Posted by: the Israel formerly known as Jacob at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (iv0p7) 120
Luke Cage on Netflix was wonderful too.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (C0Pq1) 121
Floating on lettuce leaves, too, remember?
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (kNasr) Oh yeah! Like they're some kind of hors d'oeuvre. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (zZGaw) 122
Just saw that Walgreen's has gone the way of Target and will allow male transexuals to use women's bathrooms.
Because modesty is a social construct. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (398bZ) 123
If you want black lead in a superhero film, there's always Space Jam.
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (xXusB) 124
32 I gather Katy Tur hasn't entertained the possibility the guy who wants to start a family might actually be smarter than her?
Oh, but I forget somebody, whose name I have no intention of remembering, says it's bad to mock the intelligence of the media. --- Shouldn't that be enough to order a submissive Russian Mail Order Bride? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (vChNs) 125
Stomped in six minutes. Ace is up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (Zls+j) 126
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DJT just tweeted about the FBI text messages! ! #ItsGoinDownForReal Posted by: Jmel at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (f5AJI) I think you know how I feel about this. Posted by: The guy who says its all over at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (ymnmz) 127
111 Well,if they have lion faces that is pretty scary...
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (LiyEm) 128
BTW, Seanbaby's Super Friends page makes me LOL like nobody's business. The section on Aquaman alone is guaranteed to make you bust a gut.
Too bad that site's been around since the dawn of the internet and he never completed it. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (juCZM) 129
Except that BP is African African and not American at all. Posted by: steevy African African African Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l) 130
Dueling Threads?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (Fgc0C) 131
Blade was the first comic-based studio movie with a black hero at its center, unless there was one earlier I'm not aware of.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs) 132
i just added it to my calendar! Can't wait! Posted by: Rachael Dolezel at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (vChNs) So did Talcum X. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (ZM2xo) 133
I would also like to note that Katy seems to not understand the concept of an 'average'
girlz & math... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 07, 2018 11:30 AM (vChNs) 134
Ace is industrious today... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:31 AM (Ckg4U) 135
96 Rotten Tomatoes has the Black Panther at 100%.
Read into that... what you will. Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (vIjh1) Applaud louder, citizen. Louder! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:27 AM (zZGaw) Negative reviews are not allowed. They have made this policy because if you don't like the movie then you are raciist and a nazi. Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:31 AM (g4lFK) 136
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Robert Townsend is Meteor Man ! Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (EzdLW) Don't forget about me!! Posted by: Handyman at February 07, 2018 11:31 AM (ymnmz) 137
>>>>>If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
*** My presumption is that the human mind can't fully grasp the divine (or the satanic) so that we have to simplify how we see them. So angels....or even God? Attractive people. Demons or the devil? Ugly and corrupted looking people. . . .Read a SF novel once. Aliens landed in big ship but wouldn't let us actually seem them. They talked behind some sort of mirrored screen. Gave us all kinds of technology and advanced medicine but would not let us actually see them. As the story unfolded they told us that they had visited Earth once before in the distant past but there was some vague mention of trouble and they were not well received so they took off. At the end of the book one guy got to see an actual alien. It looked exactly the way the devil was depicted, long barbed tail, horns and all. It was a good read. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 11:31 AM (+Dllb) Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (sGtp+) 139
>>>Totes Not Racist:
It's more like "fox and the grapes", a kind of pre-emptive "Oh yeah? Well we didn't want your kind around anyway!" Actually this is good, in a sense. People have the right to free association, they have natural affinities and there's nothing wrong or shameful about that. People are getting sick of all the artificial, heavy handed attempts to alter that and it's being abandoned. If minority groups feel the need to do a little flounce as they exit the room in order to preserve their dignity, so be it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2) Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (xXusB) 141
Nope, I was wrong. Spawn came out the year before Blade. These self-important race-baiting ignoramuses can EABOD.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs) 142
I am fairly confident that the Angel Gabriel was fully clothed at the Annunciation. Not having a belly button, nipples, or penis would not have been seen.
Posted by: JAS at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (7JbXq) 143
Handyman lmao. Could not be made today. Also Blankman
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (C0Pq1) 144
>>>>http://bit.ly/2GUVIVv
---- Eric Holder eyes 2020 presidential bid --- Eyes, Like from Leavenworth ? . . .Well he would be the first person to run who was held in Criminal Contempt by Congress so he has that going for him. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (+Dllb) 145
106 Thank You, OregonMuse.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:28 AM (Ckg4U) You're doing all the work, Slap, I'm just posting what you send me. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:33 AM (zZGaw) 146
I'm not special.!
Posted by: Handyman at February 07, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz) 147
I haven't seen Luke Cage. I do hear it's a positive message though. Marvel on Netflix let me down.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 11:33 AM (g4lFK) 148
55 What's HOTEP?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (zZGaw) The Jewish Affairs Adviser to Ramses II? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:22 AM (9SkN+) --- Amen brother! Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 07, 2018 11:33 AM (vChNs) 149
Nood stomp, corgis.
Posted by: RI Redbot at February 07, 2018 11:34 AM (uZ8ZO) 150
Anyone who wants to watch a great movie by a black actor should watch
the Book of Eli with Denzel Washington. No hints because it has a dynamite surprise ending. http://tinyurl.com/y8lspke3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK) 151
>>Whats the join between the Weiner Assange thingy and the whole FBI debacle? Is it fuel to the fire or a wet blanket?
A guess? Assange has a handy db of the DNC and Podesta emails that could be searched based on these email contacts in case email doesn't ID user - e.g. xyz123@gmail - and no identifying info in email text. The Weiner contact list is a key that matches people to their email addresses. Then there's this: Huma had hundred's of thousands of emails stashed on the shared laptop with Weiner. One *could* assume if they are in the contact list, there's a possibility there are saved emails to/from them. Where's the laptop now? Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI) 152
Men in Black is a movie based on a comic book based on an urban legend, not a superhero movie.
Go back and reread the announcement. It says, "...the first comic based studio movie with a black hero at its center." Men in Black fits the description. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:35 AM (iv0p7) 153
The Wiener laptop leak, yeah, that's a pretty fine point on just how awful Hillary's action were with the private server. It also shows just how far Comey had to go to exonerate her. No intent my ass.
Posted by: no good deed at February 07, 2018 11:35 AM (eIQHF) 154
Average cost to give birth to one child in Ohio is $5,836.
--- this is why the poor in this country have no children Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 07, 2018 11:35 AM (vChNs) 155
I couldn't get into Luke Cage the same way I could with Daredevil and Jessica Jones. The entire thing just seemed boring to me. They killed the interesting villain halfway through the season and then just meandered through a few episodes without much purpose. Maybe the ending of the season was better, but I didn't make it that far. Character motivation seemed really lacking from what I saw.
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 11:36 AM (KUaJL) 156
Actually this is good, in a sense. People have the right to free association,
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2) That they do. In a better world, this wouldn't be an issue. The problem is with what we have now, that this right is distributed unequally. Minorities, being at the top of the totem pole, have all of it they want. Christian florists and bakery owners? Not so much. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:36 AM (zZGaw) 157
I'm pretty sure Men in Black was a big budget comic book studio movie with a black hero at the center. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:25 AM (iv0p7) He wasn't black black. Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 07, 2018 11:36 AM (pAx+1) 158
Hey, wait a minute...
Posted by: Halle Berry as Catwoman at February 07, 2018 11:37 AM (kyG8i) 159
Jane - waiting to hear on an interview that would
move me to Charleston. If good news, I'll be hitting you up to tell me about the low-down of what I'll need to know about the area. Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 11:20 AM (oiNtH) That's awesome! Please do get in touch with me. Sadly, my stupid email is my name, so I can't post it here. Can you give me yours? Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC) 160
Average cost to give birth to one child in Ohio is $5,836.
If you read Tur's linked source, that figure represents the insurance company's negotiated price, not what the customer pays. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:38 AM (iv0p7) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC) 162
DOW now up 250, all is well?
from a broad technical view the long uptrend was clearly broken, (though some could argue there would be a longer trend support around 23,000). But for those looking to reduce stock exposure a little, we are close enough to a "50% retracement", which is just a theory that a big drop will often "retrace" 50% of the drop, before continuing the new trend (down). and this is a successful fund manager that has long been out of stocks, investing in more fulfilling things. (invest in your community and your own life, is my theory, and your "local" blogger) https://tinyurl.com/ybd7c255 Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2018 11:41 AM (bT8Z4) 163
When you read the Gospels carefully, you notice that angels are never referred to as having "wings" or anything like that. They are referred to as "men" who appear to be slightly glowing, or giving off some other otherworldly vibe. The whole "winged angel" thing comes from early Roman, Greek, and Egyptian artistic conventions.
Google search "Maat" then "images" to see the earliest historical depictions of this form. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 11:41 AM (V2Yro) 164
The night before she died, my mother described seeing "a beautiful angel" standing in a corner of her hospital room.
I miss her so much. I know she was looking forward to being with my dad again. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC) 165
When you read the Gospels carefully, you notice that angels are never referred to as having "wings" or anything like that. They are referred to as "men" who appear to be slightly glowing, or giving off some other otherworldly vibe. The whole "winged angel" thing comes from early Roman, Greek, and Egyptian artistic conventions.
I'm a Mormon. We don't do winged angels. Angels look like every other guy, except with skin like lightning when they're not incognito. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:48 AM (iv0p7) 166
For those interested in perspective on Missouri 97: The democrat 27 year old kid that won was ran as pro 2nd amendment and as moderate (in other words another lying dem)...Vote total breakdown was 1787-1679. The MFM created a nice spin on the percentage flop.
Here's the link to the actual vote totals of all 4 special elections form Missouri: http://enr.sos.mo.gov/ Link to the Special Elections that have taken place in 2018 (plus much mire useful info): https://tinyurl.com/y9a48s3p Posted by: texcat at February 07, 2018 11:48 AM (wf3RQ) 167
Skynet -- Our company's mission is to snuff out the next generation of humanity, and Cyberdyne Systems' self-aware neural network aims to exterminate mankind. Seems like there could be some mutual interest here. Worth exploring?
Come to think of it, the Terminator movies were kind of crude in their conception of Skynet's takeover by brute force. If computer functioning somehow became directed towards destroying people, I'd think it would happen based on approaches patterned on leftists (such as by promoting abortion as a positive thing). They'd send in cyborgs in as teachers and news anchors to indoctrinate people instead of killing them immediately. Leftardinators instead of Terminators. Maybe Elon Mollusk is on to something. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 11:50 AM (/qEW2) 168
"The night before she died, my mother described seeing "a beautiful angel" standing in a corner of her hospital room.
I miss her so much. I know she was looking forward to being with my dad again." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC) That is so indescribably beautiful. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:51 AM (Ckg4U) 169
161 Katy Tur and Olberman never bred, right? RIGHT???
Can you imagine a Tur/Olberman offspring? Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC) Parturition would involve the infant tunneling through the anterior body wall. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 11:52 AM (CPk08) 170
Katy must want to see Trump re-elected.
She secretly wants him to grab her by the you-know-what. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (juCZM) ======== "Hey, baby, ditch your ugly older sister" "How DARE you talk about my father that way!" Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2) 171
To its credit Alamo wanted to show The Interview. North Korea made vaguely threatening statements, and Sony pulled the movie. Alamo then wanted to play Team America, but it never happened. Spiteful people are good citizens, that bullies should learn about the Striesand effect.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2018 11:55 AM (/aZzw) 172
Posted by: texcat at February 07, 2018 11:48 AM (wf3RQ)
What were the vote totals compared to 2016 ? In WI 10th, the GOP lady got 56.5k 2016. The GOP guy got 9.6k in 2018. Huge dropoff Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 11:57 AM (4u7kU) 173
I think the drafthouse thing is fake. There's no blue check and I cant find the post on any of their social media or any hoopla about it on the interwebs.
Posted by: Rodney B Smith at February 07, 2018 11:59 AM (oJ6hK) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 11:59 AM (Ckg4U) 175
Speaking of Skynet... I don't think computers as they are can become "self aware" no matter how advanced the AI. They might be sophisticated enough to destroy us, but they are in principle different from minds.
Interesting vids on intentionality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4HYTwzmVrQ And qualia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZRwgatTZsM Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 12:00 PM (/qEW2) 176
I'm a Mormon. We don't do winged angels. Angels look like every other guy, except with skin like lightning when they're not incognito.
Posted by: bonhomme If I understand LDS theology, it's because they probably used to BE every other guy... Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 12:00 PM (AM1GF) 177
What were the vote totals compared to 2016 ?
In WI 10th, the GOP lady got 56.5k 2016. The GOP guy got 9.6k in 2018. Huge dropoff Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 11:57 AM (4u7kU I don't know sofa saver. Just researched the Missouri and the Special Elections results. The Ballotpedia site I provided has useful insight. Posted by: texcat at February 07, 2018 12:03 PM (wf3RQ) 178
My contempt for the press grows leaps and bounds. Every hour. What wasted space these propaganda artists are. Benedict Arnolds the lot of them.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:09 PM (WlX38) 179
Hey Bob @ NSA, would you please do some clean up at the FBI? Love, 'Merica.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:10 PM (WlX38) 180
Go back and reread the announcement.
It says, "...the first comic based studio movie with a black hero at its center." Men in Black fits the description. Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 11:35 AM (iv0p7) Ssshhhh, they're desperate to be the first at everything. They've done the same thing with STD (Star Trek Discovery). Meanwhile a school in Ithaca, NY canceled the HS play because a white girl won the part of Ismerelda in the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 07, 2018 12:11 PM (J70i0) 181
Listening to Obama mouthpiece Marie Hairball lying about Page and Strzok's texts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC) 182
I don't know sofa saver. Just researched the Missouri and the Special Elections results. The Ballotpedia site I provided has useful insight.
Posted by: texcat at February 07, 2018 12:03 PM (wf3RQ) Look, you lazy f**ker, you get me those numbers NOW !!!!!! Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 12:15 PM (4u7kU) 183
WTF is that Harf shrew wearing on Fox ???
Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 12:16 PM (4u7kU) 184
Does Harf have such gigantic tits that she has the Golden Fleece for a bra strap ????
Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 12:17 PM (4u7kU) 185
FYI, Saturday, February 10 is the Feast of Our Lady of Lourdes and the World Day of the Sick. Special Masses will be offered in Catholic Churches everywhere to petition the Lord for healing and peace.
Posted by: vivi at February 07, 2018 12:23 PM (11H2y) 186
Why is it SJWs forget three Blade movies? Marvel. Superhero. Black. Probably because him being black was no big thing back then.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 07, 2018 12:23 PM (fftfA) Posted by: Off the reservation at February 07, 2018 12:28 PM (vWMNq) 188
I remember when we had a "Loving Presdent of Color" and not this garbage we have now !!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 07, 2018 12:29 PM (hqQ+Q) 189
So white people will be refused service at the Alamo Draft House, but BAKE THAT CAKE H8RS!!!11!
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 12:30 PM (7HtZB) 190
164 The night before she died, my mother described seeing "a beautiful angel" standing in a corner of her hospital room.
I miss her so much. I know she was looking forward to being with my dad again. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC) Hugs Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (tr2D7) 193
The EAR (early Afternoon Rant) for the win!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (Fgc0C) 194
Damn you Hands!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (tr2D7) 195
deja vu all over again.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (suO/a) 196
Former AG Eric Holder told reporters this morning at a @csmonitor
breakfast that he is considering a run for office. President? "We'll see," he said. Will decide by the end of this year. Let me at 'em. Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 07, 2018 12:32 PM (2FqvZ) 197
Clown noses on stun, Mr. Scott.
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (Tyii7) 198
I want to make one little comment about angels. It has always bugged me, somewhat, to see them routinely depicted as cherubs.
Most angelic appearances in the Bible create awe and fear. I don't get that from the chubby cherubs. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (nBr1j) 199
auscolpyr - if you are here, I just read your prayer request. My heart aches for you. Your situation is something I worry about every day too. Will definitely pray for you and your daughter.
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (a0IVu) 200
*grok* *snork* Wha? Huh? *hummmmm*
Posted by: Slumberin' Jeff Sessions at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (QLvwG) 201
199 auscolpyr - if you are here, I just read your prayer request. My heart aches for you. Your situation is something I worry about every day too. Will definitely pray for you and your daughter.
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (a0IVu) Same here. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 12:34 PM (nBr1j) 202
Please run for preezy, Chinless Wonder. You, Joey Biden, Kameltoe Harris, Princess Runs With Weasels, Cory Booker, Chelsea Clinton, Moochelle....
All ya'll. Please. Run. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (Ckg4U) 204
>>196 Former AG Eric Holder told reporters this morning at a @csmonitor breakfast that he is considering a run for office. President? "We'll
see," he said. Will decide by the end of this year. Holder/Stedman 2020: Doppelgangers Are Go. Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0) 205
I can't wait to not see Black Panther!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (3BFzK) 206
BIG NEWS!!!!
Just Leaked Every Phone Number and Address on Anthony Weiners Laptop http://www.savemysweden.com/just-leaked-every-phone-number-address-anthony-weiners-laptop/ Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (Z8FFX) 207
Don't know DeForest Kelly's politics, but the other two would have been rooting for CNN
Posted by: CN at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (5gaNQ) 208
BTW, prayers up for all (to include those that need but don't ask).
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (Fgc0C) 209
Fingers crossed Murderin' Joe decides to throw his hat in the ring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (ptqGC) 210
201 199 auscolpyr - if you are here, I just read your prayer request. My heart aches for you. Your situation is something I worry about every day too. Will definitely pray for you and your daughter.
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 12:33 PM (a0IVu) Yes. Prayers for all on the prayer list. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (ZM2xo) 211
I want to see 'Black Panther', but I'm a sucker for Superhero Movies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (Ckg4U) 212
200 AND 1st!!!
(At least I would have been if it weren't for pixy's irrational hatred of the ampersand) Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (oUK18) 213
Thanks to Slap for updating and keeping track of the prayer list. That is a great thing to do! Such hard things for some many people including the latest additions, Cheriebebe, Deplorable Lady's friend Stephanie and for auscolpyr and their family regarding their daughter. Prayers for healing and strength.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 12:37 PM (xXusB) 215
That's it. That does it. If I don't leave right now I'll end up rushing out the door with a plastic bag and two pair of underwear.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 12:37 PM (nBr1j) 216
If Black Panther fails at the box office clearly the US is a hopelessly racist country...
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm) 217
I'm surprised that no one had done a prayer list before I had.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (Ckg4U) 218
>>> I'm a Mormon. We don't do winged angels. Angels look like every other guy, except with skin like lightning when they're not incognito.
Posted by: bonhomme >>>If I understand LDS theology, it's because they probably used to BE every other guy... Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 12:00 PM (AM1GF) ...and/or they will be every other guy... depending on when we're talking about (before or after life). Posted by: G. Gnome, a Mormon, but not a Russian bot at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (al6UK) 219
Deranged woman rants in Congress for imposition of Roman Catholic Theocracy:
As she neared the end of her second hour (of her rant), Pelosi said she considered asking the House to pray for Dreamers all day. "During the night when I was thinking and praying so hard about our Dreamers, I thought, maybe we should just pray all day on the floor of Congress," she said. "Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime." Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (O7MnT) 220
Join us for an ethnic-only screening of The Godfather with special emcee, Chris Matthews!
Posted by: Alamo Drafthouse at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (vg8iE) 221
216 If Black Panther fails at the box office clearly the US is a hopelessly racist country...
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm) Well, since there are reports of black people preventing white people from going to see it.... you're not wrong. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (KUaJL) 222
If I understand LDS theology, it's because they probably used to BE every other guy...
It's complicated: https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bd/angels?lang=eng Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (iv0p7) 223
211 I want to see 'Black Panther', but I'm a sucker for Superhero Movies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (Ckg4U) What's his superpower? Alble to intimidate white voters in Philly; Kneels when social injustices are identified Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (oUK18) 224
206 BIG NEWS!!!!
Just Leaked Every Phone Number and Address on Anthony Weiners Laptop http://www.savemysweden.com/just-leaked-every-phone-number-address-anthony-weiners-laptop/ Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2018 12:35 PM (Z8FFX) Obama's? Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (NgKpN) 225
Hope 4 chan guys call every number and prank the bejesus out of them. The possibilities are endless and amusing.
Like calling [REDACTED by NSA Bob]. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (hyuyC) 226
What's hilarious is that cocksucker Strojk saying leftists moving into rural and suburban neighborhoods is 'gentrification' of the area when it's actually the opposite. Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (M6n9N) 227
219 Deranged woman rants in Congress for imposition of Roman Catholic Theocracy:
As she neared the end of her second hour (of her rant), Pelosi said she considered asking the House to pray for Dreamers all day. "During the night when I was thinking and praying so hard about our Dreamers, I thought, maybe we should just pray all day on the floor of Congress," she said. "Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime." Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (O7MnT) With a couple of minutes set aside for the babies being murdered by abortionists. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2018 12:40 PM (r+sAi) 229
Time to do some research: Was Benedict Arnold chasing some tail when he switched teams?
- It is thought that he disapproved of the patriots aligning themselves with the Godless Catholic French. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 07, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru) 230
-Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (oUK1
I told you I'm a sucker. ...freakin' militant military. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:40 PM (Ckg4U) 231
These leftist totalitarian BARBARIANS move in and RUIN the neighborhood/town/city. Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (M6n9N) 232
"Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 12:38 PM (O7MnT) And that she does not burst into flame, when touching said Rosaries, shows me that the Pope's ain't too holy... Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (NgKpN) 233
Pray for the nonviable tissue masses, Nancy.
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (Tyii7) 234
Wait, somebody said nood, this is an ooold.
Coach tried to restore balance to the universe but the drill was set on reverse. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c) 235
Don Lemon is concerned Trump having the military march in DC will make us look like North Korea or something. Also wants to know if he'll include nukes in the parade.
Sigh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC) 236
What's his superpower?
Alble to intimidate white voters in Philly; Kneels when social injustices are identified Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (oUK1 I think his super power is that he's rich. Seriously. AFAIK, in Marvel Lore, his home country is the site of the only known deposit of Vibranium/Admantanium? (one of those made up super hero metals that are super durable and super light) on earth, and being the king of that african country, he's far and away the richest person in the world. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (KUaJL) 237
As she neared the end of her second hour (of her rant), Pelosi said she considered asking the House to pray for Dreamers all day.
============ I wish I could be a fly on the wall when she's doing an accounting of her life with God. Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (vg8iE) 238
113 http://bit.ly/2GUVIVv
---- Eric Holder eyes 2020 presidential bid --- Eyes, Like from Leavenworth ? Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (y3aQB) HOLDER: Vote for me, you vile honkies, and we'll get you last! WOKE LEFTISTS: Squeeeeee! They'll get us last! Squeeee! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (RD7QR) 239
Iirc Black Panther was about on par with Captain America,had sort ofan African version of the super soldier serum....
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 12:42 PM (LiyEm) 240
I want to see 'Black Panther', but I'm a sucker for Superhero Movies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (Ckg4U) What's his superpower? ------- He can run & climb. And has claws in his gloves. Kinda lame, frankly. But I'm sure this will be the first superhero movie to win the Oscar for best picture. Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 12:42 PM (7HtZB) 241
I predict two killed and five wounded at the AA only Black Panther screenings.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (fcqmr) 242
Funny how Pelousy can invoke prayers for dreamers but backs the early death of babies with full-throated support.
May she burn in hell - Amen. Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (tr2D7) 243
221 Well, since there are reports of black people preventing white people from going to see it.... you're not wrong.
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 12:39 PM (KUaJL) The legacy of ValJar and King Barry, the most Evil Duo Currently Living. Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (yXU4O) 244
I'm so confused...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (AM1GF) 245
Just Leaked Every Phone Number and Address on Anthony Weiners Laptop
That's gonna leave a mark. Sid Vicious needs his passport pulled, right now. Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (2FqvZ) 246
235
Don Lemon is concerned Trump having the military march in DC will make us look like North Korea or something. Also wants to know if he'll include nukes in the parade. Sigh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC) I honestly read that as 'include nudes in the parade'!!! Lol... Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (a0IVu) 247
I think his super power is that he's rich. Seriously.
AFAIK, in Marvel Lore, his home country is the site of the only known deposit of Vibranium/Admantanium? (one of those made up super hero metals that are super durable and super light) on earth, and being the king of that african country, he's far and away the richest person in the world. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (KUaJL) It's been done. Posted by: Bruce Wayne (totally not Batman) at February 07, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB) 248
>>Don Lemon is concerned Trump having the military march in DC will make us look like North Korea or something. Also wants to know if he'll include nukes in the parade.
Dear MSM: Thanks for taking the bait. Again. Trump Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI) 249
Black Panther the character predates the organization, IRC.
But he's no match for the Pink Panther, or Panthro or Pantera. Beat up Peter Pan once. It was cool. Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (xXusB) 250
GP, you may not need food, but stay hydrated. Or else you'll get the boot again.
Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (2Mnv1) 251
Someone told me last week that tickets are sold out way in advance for Black Panther. Don't know how true that is, but it's what I've heard.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (vg8iE) 252
I remember a reference in the Bible to angels with three sets of wings, actually. With one set they flew, one set covered their faces, and one their feet.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (FQKBL) 253
238 WOKE LEFTISTS: Squeeeeee! They'll get us last! Squeeee!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (RD7QR) And that's all they want, really. They're Nihilists, but they're nihilists who want to watch their enemies be executed in front of their eyes. Once that's done, there's nothing left for them. Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (yXU4O) 254
>>240 I want to see 'Black Panther', but I'm a sucker for Superhero Movies. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:36 PM (Ckg4U)
I want to see 'Black Panther,' but I'm a sucker for safari movies that feature well-armed, unscrupulous, pith-helmeted British big-game hunters... Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0) 255
Prayers for the horde!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI) 256
"Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
- Or my pitchfork damned by Satan. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 07, 2018 12:45 PM (+y/Ru) 257
Don Lemon...I looked up stupid in the dictionary...yup, his picture.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 12:45 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:45 PM (Ckg4U) 259
Don Lemon is concerned Trump having the military
march in DC will make us look like North Korea or something. Also wants to know if he'll include nukes in the parade. Sigh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC) -------------------------------------- They really should have several training bombs on flatbeds if the USAF can get them there and not lose them on the way. Posted by: RioBravo at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (5NMZN) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (ptqGC) 261
Holder/Hastings 2020
One is in contempt of Congress! The other is an impeached federal judge! Progress! Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (vg8iE) 262
Honestly, even if things didn't smell squirrelly for Black Panther, I won't go to a theater for a movie right now, because there's flu and respiratory and gut bugs running rampant around here right now...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (AM1GF) 263
"I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
I am always shocked that her words don't turn to molten brass on her blasphemous lips. Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (yQpMk) 264
My apologies... I'm on a Metal Kick.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (Ckg4U) 265
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI)
I think Trump must have been that kid in junior high who was always trying to egg people on and get a reaction-also a prankster, Didn't his parents send him off to military school because he either needed discipline of was getting into some trouble. I think he loves seeing them run around with their hair on fire. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM (8+Ozj) 266
Eric Holder eyes 2020 presidential bid
--- Press and Late Night Hosts have orgasms upon news. Begin campaigning for him. Eric Holder promises everyone will have an orgasm a day. That is his campaign platform. People believe it, vote him into office. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM (WlX38) 267
"I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
========= Brag much? I guess she's proud that she's older than dirt. Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM (vg8iE) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (Ckg4U) 269
Katy Tur: Gentleman at Ohio Trump event says he's going to save to start a family with his 1,000 dollar one time bonus.
That's right you idiot. Its called a bitchin' weekend in the city...hotel, dinner, champagne, flowers and rose petals on the pillow. Can't think of a better way to start a family. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf) 270
Brag much? I guess she's proud that she's older than dirt.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM (vg8iE) Her ethnic species can live for many lifetimes.. Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (a0IVu) 271
A few questions about the black only movie showing:
1. Sean King in or out 2. Rachel Dozel in or out 3. B Hussein can he only watch half of the move Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (juCZM) 273
Fc Book Trending story right now is all about how 'Russians' are trying to steal defense secrets...
Well... duh.... Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (NgKpN) 274
Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
You have brought dishonor to those rosaries. A Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (WlX38) 275
An FBI that reports to Eric Holder...
...you ready to get dragged out of bed in the middle of the night by armed SWAT teams just because you DON'T live in the Ghetto? Because that's what he'll have them do. Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (yXU4O) 276
Didn't some dude buy a ticket to a Wymyns Only movie premier showing (iirc it was the Ghostbusters remake), thereby causing much quim mewling?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (0ogQG) 277
Just jaw-dropping to read responses to some of the twatters feeds of some of the better Beltway reporters/commenters. Completely delusional disconnect from all the facts being unearthed. Complete refusal to deal with simple facts, logic, the calendar.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (QDnY+) 278
I wonder if pelosi will be visited by the ghost of ted the swimmer. Many Psalms refer to justice after leaving mortal coil.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (suO/a) 279
"That's right you idiot. Its called a bitchin' weekend in the city...hotel, dinner, champagne, flowers and rose petals on the pillow.
Can't think of a better way to start a family." -Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf) *HAH!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (Ckg4U) 280
And that she does not burst into flame, when touching said Rosaries, shows me that the Pope's ain't too holy...
Sacramentals remind the user of a sacrament, usually baptism. Her soul probably screams each time she touches them in agony for being totally in the darkness. Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (16bxt) 281
They're Nihilists, but they're nihilists who want to watch their enemies be executed in front of their eyes.
Once that's done, there's nothing left for them. Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2018 12:44 PM (yXU4O) Nihilists? Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos. But nihilism? Fuck me. Posted by: Walter Sobchak at February 07, 2018 12:49 PM (7HtZB) 282
266 Eric Holder eyes 2020 presidential bid
--- Press and Late Night Hosts have orgasms upon news. Begin campaigning for him. Eric Holder promises everyone will have an orgasm a day. That is his campaign platform. People believe it, vote him into office. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM (WlX3 A Holder/Kameltoe ticket would sew up the black, lefty female, and guilty white vote, and that's better than 45% right there. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR) 283
That Star Trek meme really could use an edit or nine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (UCeQo) 284
So Steele lied to FBI. And Grassley memo confirms all Nunes memo plus more. FBI did not tell FISA where dossier came from.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (BtQd4) 285
Black only screening? I'd say good for them - because who else but black people would want to listen to a bunch of black people yelling at a movie screen and talking loudly on their phones for 2 hours?
Posted by: MaGoose at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (0dmP2) 286
I don't know why there is that "A" in my post.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (WlX38) 287
Katy Tur: Gentleman at Ohio Trump event says he's going to save to start a family with his 1,000 dollar one time bonus.
Somebody tell Little Katy a thousand bucks could make a good down-payment on some gender-reassignment surgery. THAT she'll understand. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (juCZM) 288
So anyone going to sue the Alamo theater for racial discrimination? DOJ??
Didn't they try this with some chick flick not long ago? Posted by: George at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (vvzOr) 289
You wouldn't have to be that old to have rosaries blessed by this Pope and the two before him, but Nancy is almost 80 or so, isn't she?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (8+Ozj) 290
261 Holder/Hastings 2020
One is in contempt of Congress! The other is an impeached federal judge! Progress! Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (vg8iE) They can run on a Law and Order platform! Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (NgKpN) 291
Maybe I should bring my rosary blessed by the pope... his holiness, Pope Francis, or the one before that, Benedict," she added. "I have the honor and privilege of receiving rosaries blessed by several popes in my lifetime."
--- Well, JPII sat down and prayed with the dude in jail who tried to assassinate him earlier, so I'm not sure that you should infer much about Popes' agreement with your life choices from their willingness to bless your stuff. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (KUaJL) 292
Um, anyone involved in the DC treason arrested yet?
Posted by: Under Fire Waking From An Early Nap at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (r9UYA) 293
Some thought about angels would clear up some things: 1) God's messengers likely can be pretty scary. I mean, He's got an Angel of Death who I imagine isn't exactly a Swedish Bikini team member.
2) He runs the Universe, which is a big place. Presumably there's other critters out there that may well be in His sights; and they may well be His servants. With wings. He is, after all, the greatest scientist around, including DNA and so forth. Further: The devil has angels too. I'm pretty sure lots of them possess various Democrats and likely many Republicans too. Posted by: Vanceone at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (zzW7w) 294
264 My apologies... I'm on a Metal Kick.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:46 PM (Ckg4U) Never apologize for metal. \m/ Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (7HtZB) 295
285 Black only screening? I'd say good for them - because who else but black people would want to listen to a bunch of black people yelling at a movie screen and talking loudly on their phones for 2 hours?
Posted by: MaGoose at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (0dmP2) Even other black people don't want to listen to that. That's why somebody's going to get stabbed or shot at the theater. Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (yXU4O) 296
273 Fc Book Trending story right now is all about how 'Russians' are trying to steal defense secrets...
Well... duh.... Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (NgKpN) [Facepalm] It's like the entire history of Soviet spying just disappeared down the memory hole. Whoosh. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (RD7QR) 297
You wouldn't have to be that old to have rosaries
blessed by this Pope and the two before him, but Nancy is almost 80 or so, isn't she? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (8+Ozj) ------------------- 77 and doesn't look a day over 95. Posted by: RioBravo at February 07, 2018 12:52 PM (5NMZN) 298
Eric Holder promises everyone will have an orgasm a day. That is his campaign platform. People believe it, vote him into office.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM Finally. Truth from a politician. He plans to screw us every day. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 12:52 PM (0tfLf) 299
Someone ask Katy Tur how much does it cost an illegal Alien to have a baby in the States?
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 12:52 PM (fcqmr) 300
So, now we've established that Obama knew more about all this than we've ever proved Nixon knew before the break-in.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2018 12:52 PM (oVJmc) 301
"Never apologize for metal.
\m/" -Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (7HtZB) #Fellowheadbanger Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:52 PM (Ckg4U) 302
\m/ U \m/
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (yQpMk) 303
I grew up casually reading the classic comics and watched some of the movies (particularly like the dark knight trilogy), but these have all become sjw movies in the last 6 years or so, so no won't be wasting time. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (r+sAi) 304
I love the shape of diks
Posted by: Bret Stephens at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (FTPVM) 305
Willowed from last thread:
Time to do some research: Was Benedict Arnold chasing some tail when he switched teams? Posted by: Burger Chef at February 07, 2018 12:24 PM (RuIsu) His wife, Peggy Shippen, was a big-time Tory. But you'd have to ask Vic if she was worth knocking boots with. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (kqsXK) 306
Hey, 23 and Me says I am .01 % West African and I have a Southern Accent. Guess I can go to the flick? I'll wear cheap after shave to fit in.
Posted by: George at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (vvzOr) 307
He's got an Angel of Death who I imagine isn't exactly a Swedish Bikini team member.
That would be one bitchy God if it were. "Holy crap, you're hot". "I'm Death incarnate". "Yeah, I sort of get that, but wow..." Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (fuK7c) 308
Imagine if a GOP Catholic rep suggested having a "pray in" in Congress for all the aborted babies.
Theocracy!!! A Handmaid's Tale!!!! Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (ZM2xo) 309
284 So Steele lied to FBI. And Grassley memo confirms all Nunes memo plus more. FBI did not tell FISA where dossier came from.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (BtQd4) We need a Grassley memo thread, because RUSSIA BOTS. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (RD7QR) 310
>>but Nancy is almost 80 or so, isn't she?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 12:50 PM (8+Ozj) Death (honing scythe): "You don't say..." Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0) 311
Speaking of Trek, my description of the Federation as "Luxury Authoritarian Space Communism" the other day triggered a fan-boy on Ricochet to argue passionately that Star Trek wasn't communist.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT) 312
Man, I've been posting like a crack monkey.
My cynic genes are really fully charged today. Lucy Van Pelt totally gets that. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (WlX38) 313
I find myself hoping there is a special circle of hell reserved for Dem politicians who use the Lord's name in vain while ignoring abortion.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (ZM2xo) 314
All the way to the top
Take it all the way to the top DOJ The corruption is rife and the rats are scattering Posted by: The Blind Man at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (FTPVM) 315
Wait, somebody said nood, this is an ooold.
----- Coach tried to restore balance to the universe but the drill was set on reverse. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM At least he didn't shelve it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2018 12:55 PM (ctuyM) 316
Hey, 23 and Me says I am .01 % West African
Posted by: George at February 07, 2018 12:53 PM (vvzOr) ------------------------------------ The only way you can be 0.01% West African is if you have the gene for [redacted]. Better get to the doctor now! Posted by: RioBravo at February 07, 2018 12:55 PM (5NMZN) 317
Nood
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (LiyEm) 318
Alamo draft house- what about my French friend who is black. You going to exclude her?
A truly Idiotic and racist promotion A two-for! Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (BZA5F) 319
Excuse me, but in the final analysis, Lucy Van Pelt is somewhat of a cun#%$@!&
Posted by: The Blind Man at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (FTPVM) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (juCZM) 321
A guy tweeted the other day that PC really stands for Prevent Christianity.
The rosary talk reminded me. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (WlX38) 322
As she neared the end of her second hour (of her rant), Pelosi said she considered asking the House to pray for Dreamers all day...
... to ask for their safe return to Mexico. Adios! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (slNe8) 323
*NOOD!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (Ckg4U) 324
Re Strzok and Page texts:
Wouldn't the President wanting to know everything from FBI employees kinda violate the "independence of the agency"?!! Isn't that what's so horrible about Trump asking even if people are on his team? And "I want to know everything" is quite a bit more than "I just want to know that we're on the same team." The expectation of being told everything is the expectation that those people are not only on your team, but their lackeys. So great to see proof that the "independence" crap was made up between 2016 and 2018--just like I thought. Posted by: Axebot at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (vDqXW) 325
315 Wait, somebody said nood, this is an ooold.
----- Coach tried to restore balance to the universe but the drill was set on reverse. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 12:41 PM At least he didn't shelve it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2018 12:55 PM Find the studs! Find the studs! Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (0tfLf) 326
Yeah, like I said earlier, the angels in the Bible seem to be pretty bad-ass judging by the fact that they had to tell people - including Mary - to be not afraid. Richard Simmons in a long robe wouldn't exactly put the fear of the Lord into you.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 12:57 PM (ZM2xo) 327
Fc Book Trending story right now is all about how 'Russians' are trying to steal defense secrets...
Well... duh.... Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:48 PM (NgKpN) A few months ago it was all "OMG Russian spy ships off the coast!" on the news. My 78yo mom was a bit irritated by that story, saying "Oh good Lord, they've been doing that as long as I can remember, why is this a story?" Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 07, 2018 12:57 PM (yzxic) 328
So if the Thor reboot is gonna be a chick god, what ethnicity will the BP reboot get to be?
Perhaps an MS-13 chiquita. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2018 12:58 PM (0ogQG) 329
Excuse me, but in the final analysis, Lucy Van Pelt is somewhat of a cun#%$@!&
Posted by: The Blind Man at February 07, 2018 12:56 PM (FTPVM) So are you. Sorry, not in the mood and I f*ckin hate that term. So you brought in on yourself. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:58 PM (WlX38) 330
Eric Holder promises everyone will have an orgasm a day. That is his
campaign platform. People believe it, vote him into office. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:47 PM There's a difference between having an orgasm a day and having an orgasm a day, IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: The Ficus at February 07, 2018 12:58 PM (ctuyM) 331
So here's my question: People are going to be resurrected, with a perfect body.
What's that mean? Let's take the ladies: what's a perfect body for the ladies? Right now, I suspect most women would love to look like Kate Upton or something (especially if they didn't get back pain from those two monsters on the front--and perpetually perky). Go back 600 years though, and Lena Dunham likely would be the model of beauty (Fat people meant you had enough to eat, so they were beautiful). So.... are most women going to go for the Kate Upton look; the Kate Moss look, or the Lena look? Or even go back to the Egyptians: the bald look with overwhelming makeup? I think guys are easy: Arnhuld is pretty much the standard throughout history, isn't he? Maybe not for a Japanese dude. I would bet that Democrat girly men would prefer Egyptian male look, but the chances of them being on the Right Hand of God are slim, I would imagine. Posted by: Vanceone at February 07, 2018 12:59 PM (zzW7w) 332
..."Sorry, not in the mood and I f*ckin hate that term. So you brought in on yourself."
-Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:58 PM (WlX3 Harsh. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:59 PM (Ckg4U) 333
Fzokheads! Listen up!
The guy's name has been out there for a month or more, longer if you're really paying attention, and of course, right from the start, you think, how the fzok do you pronounce it? This, because you don't watch cable news and avoid network news. So for you, it's eyes only. And then Ace, in his comedic wisdom, clears it up for us. And if you are like me, you slap your forehead and think, why the fzok didn't I think of that? Hey, do you think the peeps at the licence plate office, the ones who process requests for vanity plates, will get it? WTFZOK? Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 07, 2018 01:00 PM (5OEn4) 334
332 ..."Sorry, not in the mood and I f*ckin hate that term. So you brought in on yourself."
-Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 12:58 PM (WlX3 Harsh. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 12:59 PM (Ckg4U) Yes, so was the OP. Tit for tat. Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 07, 2018 01:00 PM (WlX38) 335
Um, anyone involved in the DC treason arrested yet?
Posted by: Under Fire Waking From An Early Nap at February 07, 2018 12:51 PM (r9UYA) No. And they never will be. You can take that to the fucking bank. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK) 336
Salon
@Salon "Black Panther" is the first blockbuster-format release featuring a black hero front and center Damn racist America keeping the black man down! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 07, 2018 01:17 PM (+y/Ru) 337
311 Speaking of Trek, my description of the Federation as "Luxury Authoritarian Space Communism" the other day triggered a fan-boy on Ricochet to argue passionately that Star Trek wasn't communist. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT) So they are Soviet Communism done right. Wait, that's internally selfcontradictory. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2018 01:22 PM (e1mEI) 338
at the Black Panther theater, will there be a "Colored Only" sign over the entrance?
Posted by: a at February 07, 2018 01:23 PM (HxQiV) 339
I'm not seeing that Alamo Drafthouse screening anywhere. If it was on their Facebook account they may have taken it down. No tweets either. Could be fake.
Posted by: Dang at February 07, 2018 01:26 PM (8b+oT) 340
Yes, Ma'am.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 01:52 PM (Ckg4U) 341
WTF Happened?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 01:57 PM (Ckg4U) 342
That's okay. I'll listen to some Anthrax.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 01:59 PM (Ckg4U) 343
The Black Panther, although being a former Avenger, was pretty much a B-list character until the 2000s, when a writer using the name Christopher Priest* put some thought into the concept and wound up with a hit. T'Challa would likely never have been an MCU headliner without that.
As a previous poster noted, BP is essentially the Batman, except that he is a head of state, is a technical genius, and he has enhanced strength and agility through the use of a mixture reserved for his line. Priest downplayed the physical action and played up his smarts. The book also had a lot of humor, best exemplified by the disclosure that Wakanda has its own plan for Galactus visits. I plan to see the film in hope that the Priest attitude comes through. Probably not on opening weekend, however -- we wait to avoid the crowd. *Real name Christopher Owsley -- he changed it for some reason. As far as I know, he no longer writes comics. Pity. Posted by: Weak Geek at February 07, 2018 02:54 PM (Apbdw) 344
Google search "Maat" then "images" to see the earliest historical depictions of this form.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 11:41 AM (V2Yro) Cherubim and seraphim on the mercy seat of the Ark of the Covenant. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 07, 2018 03:31 PM (EZWNE) 345
What if someone who looks exactly like Shaun King showed up to the "blacks only" showing and claimed, like King, to be black? What would they do? Call the cops? What happens if they turn away a Meghan Markle type and they turn around and sue?
Posted by: daab at February 07, 2018 05:07 PM (psJuX) 346
Somebody please sue Alamo Drafthouse. "Rule 4" their ass into the ground.
Posted by: Stephen at February 07, 2018 08:49 PM (7iUIk) 347
Lucifer applied for Cecile Richard's former job, but they turned him down.
Not bloodthirsty enough. They had no interest in anyone that would ever even consider waiting for someone to die of natural causes. Posted by: Aarradin at February 08, 2018 05:15 AM (5kvQv) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0747 seconds. |
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