This Time, It's Jeff Flake Himself Getting F***ed by a Man He Barely Knows







Posted by: Ace at 05:48 PM




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Posted by: YIKES! at January 30, 2018 05:44 PM (t6XCL)

2 Didn't the SOTU Address start at 5:00 p.m. EST? Why are we not live-blogging?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2018 05:45 PM (BfOXk)

3 I actually did it.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 30, 2018 05:45 PM (t6XCL)

4 Heh

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 05:45 PM (LiyEm)

5 That's funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2018 05:45 PM (0tfLf)

6 He is used to it.

Posted by: Thursby - if you enjoyed my comment hit the like button! Subscribe for more content. at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (WVn9a)

7 Ace is truly en fuego today!

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (14URa)

8 This is why we cant have nice things...

Was not this how we got 9/11?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (BtQd4)

9 Arrest people commit crimes? No, no, that's crazy talk!

Posted by: Gaff at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (jPS2y)

10 Who the fuck do you represent, Jeff?

Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (xiOrX)

11 Hey, what's a little identify theft between friends? Fake social security numbers, fake IDs - it's just part of the rainbow tapestry of the New America.

I'm sure Mexican Matricula Consular ID cards will be considered as valid ID, anyway.

Posted by: Zombie Nancy Pelosi at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (Mrl1e)

12 Who knew that Jeff Flake would so totally live up to his name? I remember when people here donated for his campaign and hoped he'd win. And look what the loser turned out to be

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (39g3+)

13 Any SOTU viewing parties among the Horde?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (di1hb)

14 By "nice things", I mean I need cheap Mexican labor to clean my toilets. Otherwise I can't afford the good hair mousse.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (df+Zi)

15 There is gong to be a dentist joke in here somewhere right?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (0tfLf)

16 10
Who the fuck do you represent, Jeff?


Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 30, 2018 05:46 PM (xiOrX)
I can't tell you and it's churlish of you to ask, peasant.

Posted by: Flake at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (14URa)

17 Nice things like $3 lettuce, identity theft, and MS-13.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

18 Shumer already torpedoing the infrastructure plan.The Dems just want to take their ball and go home until the bad man goes away.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (LiyEm)

19 "It's Jeff Flake Himself Getting F***ed by a Man He Barely Knows"
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Looks like DDS stands for "Deep-Dicking Senators"

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (xN1DB)

20 Additionally, Congressman Gosar asked that they arrest those using
fraudulent social security numbers and identification to pass through
security.

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This, and f*ck you to anyone who doesn't like it. I'm in year three of dealing with bullsh*t related to my SS# and ID being stolen, and I don't give a sh*thole's dam about any illegal, illegal kids, or illegals' home because of their Dreamy Dreaming. F*ck you. The law. Follow it. Arrest them at the door and watch support go up by 10% immediately.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 05:48 PM (ks6bw)

21 Who is going to pick the grapes at my winery, if we kick out the illegals?

You don't think I'm going to pay American wages for these jobs, do you?

Posted by: Zombie Nancy Pelosi at January 30, 2018 05:48 PM (Mrl1e)

22 I so hate that asshole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 30, 2018 05:48 PM (4CCz5)

23 This is what happens when you try to be cute.

Posted by: kalllisto at January 30, 2018 05:48 PM (+8Yuj)

24 Shumer already torpedoing the infrastructure plan.The Dems just want to take their ball and go home until the bad man goes away.

Well, that's what the Republicans did when Obama was president, mostly. But Schumer doesn't have the power to stop much, so he's getting an assist from the usual GOP suspects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

25 Something on Twitter...OK, this post is gonna take me at least 15 minutes to decipher...back in a while....

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 05:49 PM (42M22)

26 Mic drop. Best response ever.

Posted by: Ghost Rider at January 30, 2018 05:49 PM (MoqlF)

27 A rhetorical punch in the nuts.

Posted by: Monty James at January 30, 2018 05:49 PM (gKOMX)

28 Everything Obama wanted happened to be bad for America but yeah....

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)

29 Its time to write flake again and ask how his poll numbers are.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (4CCz5)

30 So why now? I am glad this guy called for it, but isn't it a bit late logistically to set up for this? Can ICE get there with enough equipment to process everyone?

Posted by: Vanceone at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (zzW7w)

31 11... any swinging dick that shows up in cali gets a drivers license AND is registered to VOTE. No shit. Fuck commiefornia.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (th8vU)

32 And remind everyone during the SOTU that any Dreamy illegal here and working is either stealing an American's identity or draining the system by being off the books.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (ks6bw)

33 So we're looking at something politically reminiscent of the firing on Ft. Sumter in 1861 possibly occurring tonight.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (daXIn)

34 Guy talks about himself in third person. Weird.

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

35

Fake Flake gets completely pwn3d!

Way to go Paul Gosar!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

36 Bam!

Bitch!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (iiixZ)

37 Sounds like Jeff Flake misses the dem cocktail parties! And doesn't get why Gosar would sabotage his chance to go.

Your GOPe opining about not having nice things is why you don't have nice things, Jeffy.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (hvf9s)

38 OMG. This thread is everything.

Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

39 Well it's a hard thing to do---deciding who the biggest Schiffhole in Congress is. Flake rises to the top of the bowl sometimes; Pelosi wanders around erratically; and then there's Flake and Schumer. And of course there is Adam Schiff. Geez Louise--how can you choose?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (Sda6L)

40 19 "It's Jeff Flake Himself Getting F***ed by a Man He Barely Knows"
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Looks like DDS stands for "Deep-Dicking Senators"
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (xN1DB)


Where's NGU? He'd get a kick out of that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

41 Can I haz cheezburger now?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (iiixZ)

42 Fuck commiefornia.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 30, 2018 05:50 PM (th8vU)
The only thing I miss about that festering shithole is the time zone. If slap is here, please pray that I can stay conscious until 9 pm.

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (14URa)

43 Gosar is quite the hardass, yes?

Posted by: kalisto at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (+8Yuj)

44 Down goes Flake! Down goes Flake!

Don't muss your hair, Jeff. Want to look pretty tomorrow on AM Joe/Mika.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

45 38 ... guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today ...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)


That kinda thing does take two for the tango.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2018 05:52 PM (di1hb)

46
Aside from illegal aliens, I hope the Capitol Police arrest anyone from Code Pinko. You just know the Dems handed out a ton of passes to them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

47 That is a Steve Austin level smackdown

Posted by: rammajamma at January 30, 2018 05:52 PM (oAlzZ)

48

The man is a dentist, too. Don't fuck with him, flake.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (n6Y1A)

49 I don't even like lettuce anyway

Posted by: x at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

50 i don't give a fluke about flake. way to go arizona. mccain and flake. you must be so proud.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

51 21 Who is going to pick the grapes at my winery, if we kick out the illegals?

You don't think I'm going to pay American wages for these jobs, do you?
Posted by: Zombie Nancy Pelosi at January 30, 2018 05:48 PM (Mrl1e)

As I have stated, no one would pick lettuce for $50 an hour, my friends.

Posted by: on-my-way zombie John Mccain at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (wf3RQ)

52 Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
That sounds like fun . . . jeez, girl.

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (14URa)

53
That is a Steve Austin level smackdown
Posted by: rammajamma


Bionic punch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (IqV8l)

54 "This is why you got forced out of office"


Well, cucks do like being forced out.

Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (EzdLW)

55 >>> Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Guy was a day early. Full moon isn't supposed to be till tomorrow!

https://www.space.com/39208-super-blue-blood-moon-guide.html

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (hvf9s)

56 48 The man is a dentist, too. Don't fuck with him, flake.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (n6Y1A)


"Discomfort of relief? The choice is yours. Now... is it safe?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

57 So 98% of twitter had never heard of this guy then suddenly 20 mins later... omg Hitler! Liberal politics have devolved to, "everyone is going to die because of the Republicans and then immediately be reincarnated as Hitler."

Posted by: Drew in mO at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (cGlgB)

58 I think President Trump is starting to rub off on some people, in a good way.

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (aC6Sd)

59 Oh, I'd never heard of Paul Gosar and now I want a Paul Gosar plush toy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)

60 I haven't seen an owning like that since 1855.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (4e+hS)

61 Sorry but...how does a fucking illegal alien get a seat at the SOTU?

It is not just that they seem to have the SAME rights as me. It seems that they get EXTRA privileges, like identity theft, attending the SOTU, having their voices and concerns be forefront to our policies....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (fftfA)

62 Stupid Jeff's downbelow most definitely smells of ocean farts

Posted by: Karmic Justice at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (3n/RG)

63 So, trying to untangle this....

There's a guy named Paul Gosar who's a congressman who wants the police to check for illegal aliens at the State of the Union address...?

And then there's a guy named Jeff Flake who's a Senator and he criticized Gosar for saying this...?

And then Gosar said something snappy back to Flake, implying that Gosar's position was more popular than Flake's...?

And Ace is noting the comedy of Flake, who is a Republican but a wishy-washy cuck Republican, thinking naively he could have scored some kind of social media "Gotcha" on Gosar, but isntead got "Gotcha"d back???

Am I close?

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (42M22)

64 Gosar the destroyer.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

65 "This is why you got forced out of office"

Ow! My Balls!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (wEG78)

66 Wow. Sick burn, dude.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (XKZwp)

67 Congressman Gosar has his conservative shit together. Dist. 5 here I believe. Just listened to him on the Seth and Chris show here out of Phoenix. Great radio show that loves The Horde and gushed about The Deplorable Gourmet on their show.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (4CCz5)

68 I bet you have to present ID at any event Jeff Flake attends and at his offices too.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (lKs2v)

69 59 Oh, I'd never heard of Paul Gosar and now I want a Paul Gosar plush toy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)


Pronounced "Gozer."

- - Venkman and Spengler DDS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

70 53 I like it. Thinking more Stone Cold but I like it.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (oAlzZ)

71 Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
That sounds like fun . . . jeez, girl.


Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 05:53 PM (14URa)


Guy stopped his car in front of me, and casually proceeded to open his car trunk and rearrange stuff. His pants totally slid down revealing his entire hairy butt. It was cold and windy, so I guess he finally realized his bum was exposed. Idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

72 Legendary burn!

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (tZvPu)

73 I like this guy!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (0OmEj)

74 Ace are you on hiatus from Twitter? I keep looking at your feed and not seeing anything new.

Miss you!

Posted by: sunny at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (XBatu)

75 Flake got his punk card pulled.

Rep. Gosar is now his Daddy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (EoRCO)

76 "Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Shut up. That was a lot of salt to load.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (Ckg4U)

77 >>>>Hey, what's a little identify theft between friends? Fake social
security numbers, fake IDs - it's just part of the rainbow tapestry of
the New America.



I'm sure Mexican Matricula Consular ID cards will be considered as valid ID, anyway.
.
.
.Speaking as someone who had their identity stolen and used, 20 years should be the mandatory minimum sentence for anyone caught doing it.

The Cops won't/can't help you and your mileage may vary by whatever bank you use.

Two months after it happened and I notified everyone what was going on, they were still getting cell phone contract accounts in my name.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (+Dllb)

78 I wonder if Flake flounces when he walks?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

79 Flake is an anti-dentite!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2018 05:56 PM (gC2IV)

80 "This is why you got forced out of office"


Ow! My Balls!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (wEG7
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Objection!

cites facts not in evidence!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2018 05:57 PM (osJAv)

81 55 >>> Totally makes up for the guy's bare butt cheeks staring at me today as he rearranged the trunk of his car. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Guy was a day early. Full moon isn't supposed to be till tomorrow!


could also have been an early super blue moon, depending on how cold it was.

Posted by: Anachronda Botkiewich at January 30, 2018 05:57 PM (v3pYe)

82
Let's see, reading last thread, I was assaulted with images of Nancy Pelosi naked, her G-spot, her boobs, and Lord knows what else, and now some dude's bare ass cheeks.

God, I love this place.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

83 Guy stopped his car in front of me, and casually proceeded to open his
car trunk and rearrange stuff. His pants totally slid down revealing his
entire hairy butt.

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LOVE WINS H8R!!!

Posted by: All The Men Who Base The Whole of Their Self-Worth On Where They Like To Put Their Pink Bits at January 30, 2018 05:57 PM (ks6bw)

84 time for the congressional black caucus to go the way of the buggy whip. racist to the core.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 05:57 PM (KP5rU)

85 Who is going to pick the grapes at my winery, if we kick out the illegals?

You don't think I'm going to pay American wages for these jobs, do you?
Posted by: Zombie Nancy Pelosi



You can always wait and sell raisins.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (TAu/7)

86 59 Oh, I'd never heard of Paul Gosar and now I want a Paul Gosar plush toy. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)
Pronounced "Gozer."
- - Venkman and Spengler DDSPosted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

Gosar the Destructor!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (hvf9s)

87 47 That is a Steve Austin level smackdown
Posted by: rammajamma at January 30, 2018 05:52 PM (oAlzZ)



The Rock laid the smackdown.

Austin stomped a mudhole in your ass.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (lKs2v)

88 This is why we cant have nice things

Katie killed
MS13
Low wages in Minority communities
Failed schools
Illegal voting
Drugs
9/11
Picnics in Spring

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (BtQd4)

89 It's 5 days he is given to consider whether or not he wants to object. But he doesn't need to take all 5 days if he doesn't want.
Posted by: JackStraw at January




you know what, having the classic plumber butt displayed by the some buy with the classic plumber physique is unappealing but it is not any better when it is a girl, maybe worse.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

90 Am I close?



No! You missed it by much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)

91 Gosar totally deserves an accent at the end of his name

Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (EzdLW)

92 Gosar the Destructor!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 05:58 PM (hvf9s)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

93 76: Slap? You mad my friend?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

94 They absolutely should arrest these people.

Hello, security risk?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (4ErVI)

95 Venkman and Spengler DDS


Dr. Peter Venkman?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (bB4HN)

96 >>you know what, having the classic plumber butt displayed by the some buy with the classic plumber physique is unappealing but it is not any better when it is a girl, maybe worse.

You crossed the streams.

Gosar will not be happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

97 Is Jeff Flake a god?

Posted by: goser the sickburner at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (99cKh)

98 "Slap? You mad my friend?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

A little. Jane made fun of my pants.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)

99 The Cops won't/can't help you and your mileage may vary by whatever bank you use.

---

Yep. It's not really their fault because Consuela is in California and you're in Podunk, WV, but the extent of police involvement is signing a form saying it happened so you can turn it in to the credit agencies.

Posted by: All The Men Who Base The Whole of Their Self-Worth On Where They Like To Put Their Pink Bits at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (ks6bw)

100 Dear Senator Flake:

Please list the overwhelming benefits that we receive for this glorious 'diversity.'

Posted by: Senator Heff Flake at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

101 97
Is Jeff Flake a god?

Posted by: goser the sickburner at January 30, 2018 05:59 PM (99cKh)

Puny god.

Posted by: The Hulk at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (jxbfJ)

102 phookin pixy

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

103 Venn Diagram 1
US pop 327 million
Venn Diagram 2 overlay People that would punch Flake in the nuts
328 million

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (BtQd4)

104 A little. Jane made fun of my pants.

Nobody wears pants here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (99cKh)

105 Guy stopped his car in front of me, and casually proceeded to open his
car trunk and rearrange stuff. His pants totally slid down revealing his entire hairy butt.



So I'm guessing he wasn't rearranging things in the trunk?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (0tfLf)

106 A little. Jane made fun of my pants.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)
You're wearing pants?

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (14URa)

107
Last Sunday's Columbo on MeTV was about a murdering dentist. And a cucked dentist, too. He killed his wife's lover and then attempted to frame her for it.

He killed his victim by placing some poison in a slow dissolving gel he placed under the guy's crown.

So, don't fuck with dentists. And don't cuck 'em either. A cucked with and fucked with dentist is a dangerous thing indeed.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (8O3HH)

108 Why am I not ahead by 50 points?!?

Posted by: Hillary's sore toe at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (AkTSb)

109 Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS

Finally a republican who has balls and (at least appears) principle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (jxbfJ)

110 Darned sock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (ks6bw)

111 This is why we cant have nice things...

like nicely manicured lawns, clean houses, and prompt busboys

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (V492Q)

112 That "Page" broad looks like a gummy-mouthed poodle with microcephaly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U)

113 Who in congress, house or senate has the shortest stay, tenure, etc?

That's gotta' hurt. Whoever it is.

We should try to break that record everyday when someone goes off script.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (iiixZ)

114 Do NOT piss off Gosar. He wields a mean drill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

115 Jeff Flake can now run for president. /s

Posted by: Team NeverTrump HQ at January 30, 2018 06:01 PM (MuTTO)

116 Today, Congressman Paul Gosar contacted the U.S. Capitol Police, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions, asking they consider checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance.

-- Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS (@RepGosar) January 30, 2018


You would think that they have some sort of serious security for the SOTU attendance normally ... Doesn't the Secret Service already know everyone who is going to be in the same room as the President? Or is the SOTU something I can run down to Washington and pick up a couple of tickets from a scalper out front?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (8gDQu)

117 >>> This is why we cant have nice things
Katie killed

I mentioned this in the last thread, but also Nisa and Kayla. They were mowed down by Long Island MS-13. Moms will be in attendance as POTUS guests.

POTUS guest list here: https://tinyurl.com/y9rjzxxe

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)

118
Guy stopped his car in front of me, and casually proceeded to open his car trunk and rearrange stuff.



How many bodies were there?

Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (EzdLW)

119 Gosar reaches the double bonus round of "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Posted by: TheATL at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (yFgwo)

120 114 Do NOT piss off Gosar. He wields a mean drill.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Laurence Olivier was method-acting as Gosar in "Marathon Man."

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (42M22)

121 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=373611


so is this guy the key master of the gate keeper?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

122 Flake looks like a low ranking villain on a CW tv show.

Posted by: Alex Jones and Roger teh Stone at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (g4lFK)

123 I hope Melania wears red tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

124 time for the congressional black caucus to go the way of the buggy whip. racist to the core.
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Along with "The Race". (La Raza)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (TAu/7)

125 oh muh GOD! great burn. Flake sucks, sad.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (V3U1L)

126 "You're wearing pants?"
-Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:00 PM (14URa)

Not right NOW... geez. You all missed the joke.

*throws down mittens*

...forget it.

Sorry, Mr. Romney but you should have left after the first bad joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (Ckg4U)

127 Breaking Hot Air News : Jeff Flake to be our new roving reporter and man about town.

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (4e+hS)

128 This is why we can't have nice things... https://t.co/2vLHDFvFgq
-- Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) January 30, 2018


Exactly right. Because traitors like you are constantly giving aid and comfort to an invasion by illegals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (8gDQu)

129 67 Congressman Gosar has his conservative shit together. Dist. 5 here I believe. Just listened to him on the Seth and Chris show here out of Phoenix. Great radio show that loves The Horde and gushed about The Deplorable Gourmet on their show.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 30, 2018 05:55 PM (4CCz5)


Sefton's voice is pale, restive and ready if they want me to phone in (yeah, sure).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (mbhDw)

130 Between this thread and the one prior, I am positively giddy.

Posted by: pontiacdoug at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (oZe0I)

131 Gosar the Senator. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the Senator came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Flakes and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (ppaKI)

132 Gosar is no hoser.

Posted by: kalisto of the Great White North at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (+8Yuj)

133 but 100 years ago we finished a great drive of european immigration ... so all illegals are sacred while normal americans are lower than shit.

got it.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (V3U1L)

134 I wonder if Jeff Flake and Lindsey Graham kit their boudoirs at the same retailer?

Their pillow-shaped bites smiles are remarkably similar.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (bJ0w+)

135 Been a long time, but used to be "normal" security - metal detector, ID and/or ticket to the event. Only times I went, used my Senate ID.


But dang this Gosar character seems excellent. Another 300 people like him in the House, the country might stand a chance.


Might.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (QDnY+)

136
Guy stopped his car in front of me, and casually proceeded to open his car trunk and rearrange stuff.


Was there junk in the trunk?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

137 OMG Jane. Reminds me.. 2 weeks ago my son, daughter and I went to a movie. Son had to take a potty break real quick. When he came back he told me when he walked into the mens room there was some kid in there, in front of the mirror with his pants all the way down looking at his butt. By kid, I mean probably late teens. Just a WTF moment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

138 You would think that they have some sort of serious security for the SOTU attendance normally ... Doesn't the Secret Service already know everyone who is going to be in the same room as the President? Or is the SOTU something I can run down to Washington and pick up a couple of tickets from a scalper out front?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January




funny. how is it that the ss is doing background checks on everyone attending the sotu but illegal aliens are getting to enter and not getting arrested when they submit their information?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1)

139 122 Flake looks like a low ranking villain on a CW tv show.
Posted by: Alex Jones and Roger teh Stone at January 30, 2018 06:02 PM (g4lFK)


Jeff Flake looks like Charlie Crist but phony.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)

140 Dreamers, other illegals and Code Pink are all physical threats to the President of the United States.

Forget the hapless Capital Police.

Have Secret Service and ICE together vet the visitors.

And a few Marine Recon snipers in overwatch, just to be sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (hyuyC)

141 Gosar the Senator. He will come in one of the
pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the Senator
came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation
of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him:
that of a giant Slor! Many Flakes and Zuuls knew what it was to be
roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (ppaKI)


Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

142 127
Breaking Hot Air News : Jeff Flake to be our new roving reporter and man about town.


Posted by: Allahpundit at January 30, 2018 06:03 PM (4e+hS)

Reporting on the gay night club scene with Bawney Fwank and Lindsey Grahamnesty?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (jxbfJ)

143 I'd like to punch Flake in the nose but, it looks like a few people have beat me to it. Fucking asshole should be a hockey goalie.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)

144 Paul Gosar is my congressman and he hasn't disappointed me yet. And I apologize for having voted for flake. Who knew he was so two faced.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (WNA1q)

145 137 OMG Jane. Reminds me.. 2 weeks ago my son, daughter and I went to a movie. Son had to take a potty break real quick. When he came back he told me when he walked into the mens room there was some kid in there, in front of the mirror with his pants all the way down looking at his butt. By kid, I mean probably late teens. Just a WTF moment.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)
-------
I can explain that!

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (Sfs6o)

146 Fluck the Fake Republican

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (CvDgu)

147 it is funny. all the police have to do is look at the guest list:

Conseulla Rodreigez Xiithel is to sit in row 4, seat 100 and is a guest of Nancy Pelosi as a model illegal alien.

see. deport. happy. winning.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (V3U1L)

148
I hope Melania wears red tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Red bra, red panties, red garters. I'm down with it.

Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2018 06:05 PM (EzdLW)

149 NOW THAT WAS AN EPIC BURN !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 06:06 PM (y3aQB)

150 OMG Jane. Reminds me.. 2 weeks ago my son, daughter and I went to a movie. Son had to take a potty break real quick. When he came back he told me when he walked into the mens room there was some kid in there, in front of the mirror with his pants all the way down looking at his butt. By kid, I mean probably late teens. Just a WTF moment.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January




lot lizard

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

151 Yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're all out of you!!

Posted by: Jeff at January 30, 2018 06:06 PM (AkTSb)

152 137
OMG Jane. Reminds me.. 2 weeks ago my son, daughter and I went to a
movie. Son had to take a potty break real quick. When he came back he
told me when he walked into the mens room there was some kid in there,
in front of the mirror with his pants all the way down looking at his
butt. By kid, I mean probably late teens. Just a WTF moment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

Didn't think a new Star Trek Movie was out starring Klingons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

153
Traditional health care companies are going to face serious competition and the market drops 300 points.

Must be all the Democrats, who forced ObamaCare on us and enriched the ever-living-hell out of those companies and themselves, getting out while they can.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 06:07 PM (2FqvZ)

154 ''I hope Melania wears red tonight.''

And has the text of the memo printed on the matching red soles of her sky high Christian Louboutins

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2018 06:07 PM (jm1YL)

155 Charlie Crist but phony.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
Is he still in his fake hetero marriage?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2018 06:07 PM (BtQd4)

156 lot lizard

???

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

157 Flake looks like he wears yoga pants at home.

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (g4lFK)

158

President Trump's SOTU needs a title, such as...


"This Time It's Personal"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (n6Y1A)

159 I want to hear Chuck Schumer talk, like I want to hear myself scream from someone drilling through my fingernails.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (Ckg4U)

160
Speaking of fat, ugly asses, Kim KardASShian is in the Daily Mail, showing her's off. I won't link it, cause it's so damned nasty, but I think I'd rather see that dude that mooned Jane that that thing. I don't get the appeal of that at all.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (8O3HH)

161 "..and the market drops 300" is the saddest little democrat talking-try.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (V3U1L)

162 Whatever Melania wears you know she will look stunning as always.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

163 he's gonna need some aloe for that burn!

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:09 PM (ANIFC)

164 Does Obamacare pay for treatment of burns as bad as this one?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2018 06:09 PM (Z8FFX)

165 160: h8ter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 06:09 PM (KP5rU)

166 I'd love for Dr. Gosar to be a guest on CNN and have Alisyn Camerota get snotty with him.

Also, I'd love to see him go up against Beavis and Butthead on Morning Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

167 Wasn't Sirhan Sirhan a dreamer? He dreamed of one less Kennedy in the White House.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2018 06:09 PM (bJ0w+)

168 Nice Things = Cheap Labor

Posted by: William Eaton at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (MuTTO)

169 Social Security is also a pyramid scheme a Ponzi scheme is a less polite term.

So the lockbox of Al Whore was a lie. He then said money was there, just need to lock it up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (BtQd4)

170 >>>>>
OMG Jane. Reminds me.. 2 weeks ago my son, daughter and I went to a
movie. Son had to take a potty break real quick. When he came back he
told me when he walked into the mens room there was some kid in there,
in front of the mirror with his pants all the way down looking at his
butt. By kid, I mean probably late teens. Just a WTF moment.
.
.
.We had a WTF? moment in Sams the other day. Walking around a corner I looked at a trash can and saw a package of women's panties ripped open with one missing.

Being a Scott's Irish hillbilly I could not pass up the opportunity to show my wife what I had seen and give her various explanations for why some random woman would feel the need to steal a single pair panties and put them on next to a trash can in Sams.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (+Dllb)

171 What the dems think the SOTU will be like tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (hvf9s)

172 but other people in other countries are capable of being smart and nice and do stuff good...so why should america have borders?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (V3U1L)

173 The congressional black caucus should be the one leading the charge against illegals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (ks6bw)

174 It's no problem, really. Just offshore your business like Nancy did. She moved her fish packing operation to the middle of the Pacific, to heck with govt regulations.
Move your business to the location of your choice.

You have no business? You employee? Too bad.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (5M4cQ)

175 Sounds like Jeff Flake misses the dem cocktail parties!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 05:51 PM (hvf9s)

ISWYDT

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (XKZwp)

176 13 Any SOTU viewing parties among the Horde?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2018 05:47 PM (di1hb)

The local AM talk station is hosting a "Steak of The Union" party at a tavern nearby me. Green Turtle in North Wales if any Philly area morons want to swing by

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (ANIFC)

177 so he's a rep, a dentist and a flamethrower

burn on flake

Posted by: concrete girl at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (C6eZV)

178 >>> Being a Scott's Irish hillbilly I could not pass up the opportunity to show my wife what I had seen and give her various explanations for why some random woman would feel the need to steal a single pair panties and put them on next to a trash can in Sams.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (+Dllb)

Hey, accidents happen!

Posted by: Al Roker at January 30, 2018 06:11 PM (hvf9s)

179 Vice President Pence, why are you wearing chain mail?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:11 PM (fA1SL)

180 What a traitorous maroon. Gosar nailed him.

I myself wouldn't mind seeing Trump entering the chamber wearing a top hat and tails, a monacle and swinging a cane as Hail to the Chief plays. Of course you would need the requisite chorus line dancing down the aisle with him.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

181 Drill baby drill!

Posted by: Marathon Man at January 30, 2018 06:11 PM (JHwDP)

182 Think just annoyed a coworker.

She blurted out, "Your President is crazy."

I answered "He's Our President, we're all Americans."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (CvDgu)

183 So Mr. Gosar is saying that pussies can't be Senators?
-- Cathy Newman

Posted by: Hands at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (EzdLW)

184 179 Vice President Pence, why are you wearing chain mail?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:11 PM (fA1SL)

Heh - the Red State of The Union

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (ANIFC)

185 GOP women are going to wear red, white and blue tonight and the Dems are going to wear black. Fitting coz they really are the party of death.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (ftdAK)

186 Good news, everybody! Nancy Pelosi is not crazy. Necessarily.

DURHAM, England - Hearing voices may not be a sign of mental illness as much as it's a clue that a person's brain is simply well-tuned to many sounds. A new study finds that healthy people who hear voices have differently-wired brains that find speech patterns in other sounds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and the Wrecks Is History at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (LW+fQ)

187 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:10 PM (+Dllb)

She probably had "an accident".. didn't want to walk around with the wet panties and thought I'll just rip a package open, run to the ladies room and change my undies. Still.. eww...

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (dUJdY)

188 >>Jeff Flake misses the dem cocktail parties!

He, like the Salon Hot 25 types know all about cocktail parties. Cock-in-tail parties, that is.

Miss Lindsey is always the hostess of those, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)

189 Just look at the flowers, Jeff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

190 "I answered "He's Our President, we're all Americans."

Oh how they wish that wasn't true.

Posted by: Apostate at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (QfevV)

191 Who is Douglas Haig?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2018 06:14 PM (V492Q)

192 182 Think just annoyed a coworker.

She blurted out, "Your President is crazy."

I answered "He's Our President, we're all Americans."
Posted by: Anna Puma


You're actually "out" (as a Trump supporter) at work?

Damn, that's brazen. If I did that, I probably would not survive the day. As in, end up dead.

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 06:14 PM (42M22)

193 ''I myself wouldn't mind seeing Trump entering the chamber wearing a top hat and tails, a monacle and swinging a cane as Hail to the Chief plays. Of course you would need the requisite chorus line dancing down the aisle with him.''

Like Fred Astaire or better yet like the little Monopoly game man.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2018 06:14 PM (jm1YL)

194 By past SOTU speeches I'm guessing its not going to start until 9pm?

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 06:14 PM (aC6Sd)

195 "Miss Lindsey is always the hostess of those, I'm sure."
-Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)

Belle of the fuckin' Ball...

*DONG!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (Ckg4U)

196 She blurted out, "Your President is crazy."

-

Keep a gif on your screen of Hillary having the seizures as she talked to the reporter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (ks6bw)

197 Democrat the party of Goth.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (5M4cQ)

198 "Your President is crazy."

I'll take an insane, America-loving capitalist over a sane, globalist commie fuckwad every time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (zuaBT)

199
Think just annoyed a coworker.



She blurted out, "Your President is crazy."



I answered "He's Our President, we're all Americans."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:12 PM (CvDgu)


You should have retorted, "Well yours for eight long years was a prissy, lazy Marxist."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

200 I wonder if the Ginsburg can make it 5 minutes without sawing logs.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

201 I think Trump's SOTU will be a list of accomplishments but how awesome would it be if it's like the inaugural speech.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (hMwEB)

202
This is why we can't have nice things...



Because you can't have nice things if you don't have cheap illegal labor to take of your nice things right Jeff.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (lKyWE)

203 191. Yeah.....somehow the LV papers were able to reach out to him and try to get a comment. He's a person of interest in the Mandalay Bay shooting - but there doesn't seem to be much info on him at this time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (fA1SL)

204 I myself wouldn't mind seeing Trump entering the chamber wearing a top hat and tails, a monacle and swinging a cane as Hail to the Chief plays. Of course you would need the requisite chorus line dancing down the aisle with him.
Posted by: Cheri

or a coonskin cap and hickory walking stick

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (V492Q)

205 Every illegal alien that is not working for cash has stolen an American's identity.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2018 06:16 PM (7ZVPa)

206
I wonder if the Ginsburg can make it 5 minutes without sawing logs.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (oiNtH)


She is apparently skipping the whole thing... because Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 30, 2018 06:16 PM (rAIG/)

207 What las Vegas shooting?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:16 PM (ks6bw)

208 It honestly wouldn't bother me a bit if he walks in tonight brandishing a machete. We're in uncharted territory here and I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:16 PM (14URa)

209 My screen background won't do gifs.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:16 PM (5M4cQ)

210 I am not out as a Trump person. Just only white person in break room at the time when she verbally ejaculated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (CvDgu)

211 DURHAM, England - Hearing voices may not be a sign of mental illness as much as it's a clue that a person's brain is simply well-tuned to many sounds. A new study finds that healthy people who hear voices have differently-wired brains that find speech patterns in other sounds.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and the Wrecks



*coughbullshitcough*

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (TAu/7)

212 Glee claims another victim:

Glee star Mark Salling, 35, 'commits suicide': Actor who pleaded guilty to child pornography charges has 'hanged himself' near a little league baseball field by his home in Los Angeles

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and the Wrecks Is History at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (LW+fQ)

213 >>> She blurted out, "Your President is crazy."

Better crazy than a traitor like the last preezy.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (hvf9s)

214 That will leave a mark.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (xInes)

215 oh shit, breitbart say 20 illegals at the event? gonna need a bigger deport bus

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (V3U1L)

216 Just before he begins to speak a golden weasel pops from the top of the hat.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (5M4cQ)

217 212; who? what show?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

218 She is apparently skipping the whole thing... because Trump.


Posted by: redbanzai

The rest of the SC must be relieved. It's a long speech to sit through listening to her snore and shart.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (oiNtH)

219 212. Saves us some money. Others should follow his admirable example.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)

220 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (CvDgu)

Yes, I figured from her comment that's what was going on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (8+Ozj)

221 210 I am not out as a Trump person. Just only white person in break room at the time when she verbally ejaculated.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Well, your incisive reply has outed you now!

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (42M22)

222 Can I ask the page number in the election playbook that says bringing illegals to the SOTU is part of a winning strategy?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (zuaBT)

223 >>>>>I wonder if the Ginsburg can make it 5 minutes without sawing logs.



Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (oiNtH)


She is apparently skipping the whole thing... because Trump.
.
.
.She is skipping because she can't stay awake that long. The last time she fell asleep at the SOTU she blamed it on *strong spirits*, but that won't work any longer. Plus she doesn't want to give Trump anymore ammo to attack her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (+Dllb)

224
The rest of the SC must be relieved. It's a long speech to sit through listening to her snore and shart.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:18 PM (oiNtH)

That would be my response if I were them:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (rAIG/)

225 If Ruthy is a no show tonight that would be too precious

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)

226 161 "..and the market drops 300" is the saddest little democrat talking-try.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 30, 2018 06:08 PM (V3U1L)


Intentional sell-off by Soros, Bufett and Steyer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

227

Good times.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:20 PM (fceHP)

228 >> I myself wouldn't mind seeing Trump entering the chamber wearing a top hat and tails,

I see him wearing a toga and laurel wreath, carried in on some golden throne. Surrounded by a scantily clad all-girl Praetorian guard of porn stars.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 06:20 PM (8O3HH)

229 212: taxpayer rope swing

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2018 06:20 PM (89T5c)

230 You mean to tell me these people at the SOTU are not vetted at all???

They don't have to provide any ID to get in?

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:20 PM (3aBcq)

231 Illegals have worn out their welcome, I believe the pendulum is going to swing the other way.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

232 Any chance Supreme court sessions can be held in the late evening hours?

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (aC6Sd)

233 She is skipping because she can't stay awake that long. The last time she fell asleep at the SOTU she blamed it on *strong spirits*,



Yeah. The spirit of Ahmotep.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (TAu/7)

234 RBG = resistance. X 4.

RBG = 12 year old Polident left on the shelf.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2018 06:22 PM (iiixZ)

235 Man, twitface is a sewer. The Democrats are actually insane. Literally fucking insane.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2018 06:22 PM (WbIyz)

236 I love that someone who can't stay awake past 8pm and probably can't legally drive herself, do her own taxes, or be trusted to cook chicken to doneness is still able to make legal decisions determining the lives of hundreds of millions of people for decades.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:22 PM (ks6bw)

237 -Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (TAu/7)

Possibly Anubis?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:22 PM (Ckg4U)

238 231 Illegals have worn out their welcome, I believe the pendulum is going to swing the other way.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

I believe a yuge number of people tout the party line in public, but privately they can't wait to see these fuckheads tossed over the wall.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

239

Lady Scientists Are Angry About Bill Nye Attending SOTU

he's a traitor to the Dems, say the idiots

pjmedia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (fceHP)

240 I'm not a flake!!

Posted by: Flake at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (4CCz5)

241 The chicken disagrees.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (iiixZ)

242 Illegal aliens and identity thieves are the nice things we can't have?

I can live with that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (fqUgw)

243
Intentional sell-off by Soros, Bufett and Steyer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)


People taking out profit was bound to happen sooner or later

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (lKyWE)

244 Just got back from the range 5 each 5 shots groups 300 Win Mag ( hand loads - 225 Gr ELDMs 68.2 Gr H4831SC Super Sonic for .9 Mile ) .859 MOA average. One flier (1 1/2" group) out of 25 shots. Not too bad for somebody who turns 70 in two months.


Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (Kpesh)

245 80% want the illegals ousted.

85% of blacks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

246
I believe a yuge number of people tout the party
line in public, but privately they can't wait to see these fuckheads
tossed over the wall.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

PULL!!!!

Posted by: Monte Python at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (4CCz5)

247 However I do have a tastey Wing Sauce.

Orders?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (iiixZ)

248 I wonder how Trump is getting ready for tonight..ala Rocky or more low key and mellow...?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (ftdAK)

249 Gosar's scheduled to be on TuCa tonight after SOTU. 8:10ish.

Posted by: Joanne at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (A07hL)

250 210 I am not out as a Trump person. Just only white person in break room at the time when she verbally ejaculated.
Posted by: Anna Puma




don't they have a separate break room for managers? you should make a point to use that one.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (MTjB1)

251 I've lost all my gains in the stock market for the last week.

I'll be eating beans and sawdust this week.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (WbIyz)

252 I believe a yuge number of people tout the party line in public, but privately they can't wait to see these fuckheads tossed over the wall.

-

Yep. Stay quiet, keep your head down, and don't issue demands? Normal people will listen. Now? Normal people want to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (ks6bw)

253 I have no idea what set her off, walk in and bam. And without thinking fired back using the scam they used to try and guilt us in shutting up about Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (CvDgu)

254 223 She is skipping because she can't stay awake that long. The last time she fell asleep at the SOTU she blamed it on *strong spirits*, but that won't work any longer. Plus she doesn't want to give Trump anymore ammo to attack her.

she's giving a speech elsewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda Botkiewich at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (v3pYe)

255 Hot Air Breaking News : February 4, 6 PM, Washington DC, our 1st annual forum of super conservatives. You'll see Lindsey Graham, Jeff Flake, Anna Navarro with special guest Rick Wilson and a surprise appearance by Shep Smith.

#BeThere

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (4e+hS)

256 T-minus 90.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (iiixZ)

257 Intentional sell-off by Soros, Bufett and Steyer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)


In my opinion, free markets in action. Amazon and others will introduce competition. Competition that will reduce the profitability of the companies that took a huge hit today.

What happened today is a very good sign. It's clearing the landscape before the next building rises.

I personally took a huge hit from the Democrats taking over health care companies. I've watched their actions for the past two decades. They got some balls slapped across their face today. Not Soros. Good things.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (2FqvZ)

258 Fun fact about Jeff Flake, he was born in...wait for it...

Snowflake, AZ

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (fYnUU)

259 Big 300 sell off is something like 1.2% or a gnat.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (5M4cQ)

260 Keep waving those Mexican flags, shitheads.

You'll be going home wrapped it in it if you keep it up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

261 [Kelso]
BURN!!!!
[/Kelso]

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (rJUlF)

262

heh


Ron DeSantis @RepDeSantis

House Intel should vote to release the Schiff counter-memo. It's basically a sloppy, Chewbacca defense rejoinder to the Nunes memo that unwittingly buttresses concerns raised in the Nunes memo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (fceHP)

263 Guy who blew the air raid alarm in HA is fired.
Guy's boss is fired.
It was intentional.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (5M4cQ)

264 "You'll be going home wrapped it in it if you keep it up."
-Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

Illegal Burrito Special

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)

265 255 Hot Air Breaking News : February 4, 6 PM, Washington DC, our 1st annual forum of super conservatives. You'll see Lindsey Graham, Jeff Flake, Anna Navarro with special guest Rick Wilson and a surprise appearance by Shep Smith.

#BeThere

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 30, 2018 06:25 PM (4e+hS)

Squishapalooza!

How would you hear anything over all of the crying?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

266 Flake gets fvcked.

Cigarette?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (tRaq7)

267 " Normal people want to watch. "

Premiering in March; The Trebuchet Channel !

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 06:27 PM (oVWx5)

268 Bueno, Paul Gozar!
-- Mulata

Posted by: Donkey Joto at January 30, 2018 06:28 PM (0D9O2)

269 Gosar, from the top rope!

Damn, flake. I haven't seen a pussy beat so bad since I was banging your wife.


Sorry, 'ettes, croc-wearers, and manpurse carriers. In a foul mood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2018 06:28 PM (Dp6qK)

270 >>>
223 She is skipping because she can't stay awake that long. The last
time she fell asleep at the SOTU she blamed it on *strong spirits*, but
that won't work any longer. Plus she doesn't want to give Trump anymore
ammo to attack her.



she's giving a speech elsewhere.
.
.
.At 5pm EST. She can't stay awake late, she proved that at obama's SOTU by falling asleep. She claims she was drunk.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:28 PM (+Dllb)

271 Anubis would be weighing Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsberg's shriveled prune of a heart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2018 06:28 PM (CvDgu)

272 If Hillary had been anointed, er elected, Notorious RBG could have retired in peace. But because we deplorables elected a golden scalpweasel as POTUS, she must hang on for the good of the country. So really, her sticking around is our fault, dontcha know!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:29 PM (hvf9s)

273 Lady Scientists Are Angry About Bill Nye Attending SOTU

-
Definition of crazy: Anybody who thinks NYers should be respected as a scientist:

Some horses played talking horse Mr. Ed on TV: Bill NYers played a scientist on TV. Same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and the Wrecks Is History at January 30, 2018 06:29 PM (LW+fQ)

274 Hey if people are being checked for false social security numbers does that mean Jugears won't be able to attend?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:29 PM (eAMlh)

275 I think we are seeing a Trumpian wave building.

Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2018 06:29 PM (QCc6B)

276 And arrest Pelosi and anyone else who knowingly brought (transported) and provided aid to them.

F*cking felons, right there on federal property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:30 PM (ks6bw)

277 *meh*

I need to get moar beer.

I'm trying not to think that I'm ill... again.

No-Flu, No-Flu, No-Flu...

*throws dice*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:30 PM (Ckg4U)

278 'In a foul mood.'

Me too. Where's that f'n chicken?

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2018 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

279 I wonder how Trump is getting ready for tonight..ala Rocky or more low key and mellow...?

He's a big Elton John fan. So maybe Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting.. only change it to Tuesday

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

280 Gosar's scheduled to be on TuCa tonight after SOTU. 8:10ish.


Posted by: Joanne at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (A07hL)


Thanks. So is Donna Brazille.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

281 I wonder if Trump will address the sanctity of life and how the 20 week ban was aborted. Babies dreaming of being born versus the Dems "Dreamers".

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:32 PM (oiNtH)

282
'In a foul mood.'

Me too. Where's that f'n chicken?
Posted by: freaked


Ask Reba McEntire

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

283 Bezos, Buffet and JP Morgan are teaming up on some healthcare thing.
Which us why healthcare stocks are tumbling today.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 30, 2018 06:33 PM (hMwEB)

284 I am drinking tonight to celebrate that HILLARY is not & will never be POTUS!

CELEBRATE MY FRIENDS!

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (3aBcq)

285 Glee star Mark Salling, 35, 'commits suicide': Actor who pleaded guilty to child pornography charges has 'hanged himself' near a little league baseball field by his home in Los Angeles
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and the Wrecks Is History at January 30, 2018 06:17 PM (LW+fQ)

Good riddance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

286 Just got back from the range 5 each 5 shots groups 300 Win Mag ( hand loads - 225 Gr ELDMs 68.2 Gr H4831SC Super Sonic for .9 Mile ) .859 MOA average. One flier (1 1/2" group) out of 25 shots. Not too bad for somebody who turns 70 in two months.



100 yrds. ?

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (5M4cQ)

287 Someone keep an eye on Hotair for the next 24 hours and see if they break 30 comments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (ks6bw)

288 Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:21 PM (TAu/7)

Possibly Anubis?
Posted by: Slapweasel,



Anubis. Imhotep. One of those way back characters.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (TAu/7)

289 No one wants to be around Hillary especially tonight. She will be in her underground lair, chugging hooch, and tapping her talons in anger. You know, it should have been her giving the SOTU.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:34 PM (oiNtH)

290 I'll be praying President Trump can go 4 more years just to see if Ruthy can.

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (aC6Sd)

291 Yeah nice things like rule of law and secure borders.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (7+qdf)

292 We hate Trump and wants him to resign tonight and appoint Presdent Obama are Presdent again.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (hqQ+Q)

293 Tonight is going to be one of those Concern Troll nights, isn't it?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (DB+mR)

294 IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (WbIyz)

295
This market correction today of these 'entitled' health care entities is very bad for those who benefited from the government takeover of health care envisioned by Obama. Read that as 'Democrats' and some complicit Republicans.

It is a good long-term sign. A burp. Money will naturally move from losers to winners. Amazon, etc will introduce competition. Inefficient, entitled health care providers will have to tighten up their own entities or die.

In a couple of days new stock market records will be set.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (2FqvZ)

296 288. Ask Vic. He'll know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

297 On the bright side, the Gorilla Channel will be broadcasting poo and the SOTU 24/7 until the release of the memo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (bJ0w+)

298 293
Tonight is going to be one of those Concern Troll nights, isn't it?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2018 06:35 PM (DB+mR)


[] Concerned
[X] Not Concerned

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2018 06:36 PM (Dp6qK)

299 I believe a yuge number of people tout the party line in public, but privately they can't wait to see these fuckheads tossed over the wall.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

____________

If you had the ability to make nationwide laws via ballot, I have zero doubt the public would pass these sorts of things overwhelmingly.

At least in Arizona when they put a number of them on the ballot, a HUGE amount of Democrats voted for them despite the local media freaking out. They passed with like 70% of the vote only to have judges strike many of them down.

Posted by: Maritime at January 30, 2018 06:36 PM (lKmt3)

300 She probably had "an accident".. didn't want to walk around with the wet panties and thought I'll just rip a package open, run to the ladies room and change my undies. Still.. eww...

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:13 PM (dUJdY)

Well if you're gonna steal one, why not take the whole package?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

301 I wonder if Trump will address the sanctity of life and how the 20 week ban was aborted. Babies dreaming of being born versus the Dems "Dreamers".
Posted by: Cheri



In a just and righteous world, that would leave a mark.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:36 PM (TAu/7)

302 As feared/expected - IF accurate - buzz is that Trump will push for "unity" in SOTU. FFS.


Hackneyed, and not that savvy, approach. No need for confrontation. Just differentiation (there's an election coming up). Push your popular, and successful, stuff, urge the opposition to get behind your popular stuff.


They won't. They'll denounce it.


Differentiation. Giving voters a reason to vote for you, and/or against the other guy.


Gotta go to the gym.


Cue all the positive feedback on "unity" murmurings, even though it makes zero political sense.


(or, we can hope, the buzz is inaccurate)


Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2018 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

303 I read some of the tweets in response to the above tweets. Wish I hadn't. I'd be more happy if I wasn't aware of how stupid and crazy the people around me are.

Posted by: gm at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (BhSF3)

304 Probably already mentioned, but why would they allow (hostile?) foreign nationals with fake ID to be in the same room as almost all of Congress, the Supreme Court justices, POTUS and the VP?

I don't care about optics: the illegals are a security risk, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

305 OT but Trump related. Airbnb is running an ad during the SOTU tonight. It's blasting Trumps allege "shit hole" comments showing footage of beautiful spots in places like Haiti, El Salvador etc. The ad ends saying let's open doors, not build walls. Good job Airbnb. Are you taking PR advice from the NFL now? Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+1EJs)

306 286 Just got back from the range 5 each 5 shots groups 300 Win Mag ( hand loads - 225 Gr ELDMs 68.2 Gr H4831SC Super Sonic for .9 Mile ) .859 MOA average. One flier (1 1/2" group) out of 25 shots. Not too bad for somebody who turns 70 in two months.

---------------
I plan to test H4831SC in my 6.5-284 as an alternative to H4350.

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (Sfs6o)

307 Paul Gosar is my Congressman and he's fantastic. Can't say the same about Flake, who turned out to be a McCain clone.

Posted by: Arizonian at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (9blsa)

308 This market correction today of these 'entitled' health care entities is very bad for those who benefited from the government takeover of health care envisioned by Obama. Read that as 'Democrats' and some complicit Republicans.

It is a good long-term sign. A burp. Money will naturally move from losers to winners. Amazon, etc will introduce competition. Inefficient, entitled health care providers will have to tighten up their own entities or die.

In a couple of days new stock market records will be set.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January




well, technically not a correction, correction is 10%

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)

309 Lady scientists, lady birds, lady boys, and ladies toys. Don't go confusing people with the facts.

Posted by: Rayman Ngu at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (5M4cQ)

310 I would love to be a fly on the wall at Hillary's place.

The joy of watching her cry, whine, sob and drunkenly slur words like "shudda been meeee, why not meee?" Damn Comey, Obama and all the other men!

The icing on the cake would be a little seizure and a push into a van!

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (3aBcq)

311 100 yrds. ?

Yes. Considering I have less than $1200 invested in the rig ( rifle, scope, mounts, muzzle brake ) I am really happy with the way it is performing.

Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (Kpesh)

312 Gosar's scheduled to be on TuCa tonight after SOTU. 8:10ish.




Posted by: Joanne at January 30, 2018 06:24 PM (A07hL)

Thanks. So is Donna Brazille.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
=====================

I finally figured out how to turn on the TV (took me a while) and my cable guide says SOTU is at 8 pm central. Where would it be on before 8?

Posted by: grammie winger is kind of gross at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (lwiT4)

313 297 On the bright side, the Gorilla Channel will be broadcasting poo

the downside of Willy Wonka's chocolate bar transporter technology

Posted by: Anachronda Botkiewich at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (sGtp+)

314 Not going to be able to make the speech.

You Tube tomorrow.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

315 >>[Hillary] will be in her underground lair, chugging hooch, and tapping her talons in anger...


Or what we refer to as "Tuesday."

Posted by: Huma at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

316 I don't care about optics: the illegals are a security risk, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (W+vEI)


---

Only if you assume they are interested in doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (ks6bw)

317 310. Sobbing like Nancy Kerrigan when she got kneecapped.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

318 310
I would love to be a fly on the wall at Hillary's place.



The joy of watching her cry, whine, sob and drunkenly slur words like "shudda been meeee, why not meee?" Damn Comey, Obama and all the other men!



The icing on the cake would be a little seizure and a push into a van!

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (3aBcq)


You misspelled hearse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (Dp6qK)

319 >>> I am drinking tonight to celebrate that HILLARY is not & will never be POTUS! CELEBRATE MY FRIENDS!

Beer run time! Also pudding and popcorn. Hour and 15 minutes till CSPAN starts their live feed.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

320 I was unaware that identity theft is a nice thing.

The More You Know!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (dEQP3)

321 Paul Gosar is my Congressman and he's fantastic. Can't say the same about Flake, who turned out to be a McCain clone.
Posted by: Arizonian

__________

Guess what Flake ran on in the Republican primary for US Senator?

That's right, border security.

Sort of like how McCain ran on repealing ObamaCare in 2016.

These guys have no shame.

Posted by: Maritime at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (lKmt3)

322 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)
'Night, sweet pea.

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:40 PM (14URa)

323 >>>>>Just got back from the range 5 each 5 shots groups 300 Win Mag ( hand
loads - 225 Gr ELDMs 68.2 Gr H4831SC Super Sonic for .9 Mile ) .859 MOA
average. One flier (1 1/2" group) out of 25 shots. Not too bad for
somebody who turns 70 in two months.

.
.
.Nice, I can't see a standard target at 100 yards without some good optics.

On the plus side I did get my Colt 9mm AR to finally accept hollow points today. I had almost given up because nothing was working but tried some Hydra shock 147 grain ones. Fed 60 without a hiccup. I will get another box and run it through just to be sure.

One the plus side, they are sub sonic so when I finally get my suppressor approved it's a bonus.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 06:40 PM (+Dllb)

324 I plan to test H4831SC in my 6.5-284 as an alternative to H4350.

As far as I can tell it has the lowest temperature coefficient of any powder on the market. Good stuff.

Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:40 PM (Kpesh)

325 Tomorrow ought to be epic. Watch as the entire media and Dems go crazy over the evil Trump's SOTU speech. God forbid he should drink any water.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:41 PM (oiNtH)

326 OT but Trump related. Airbnb is running an ad during
the SOTU tonight. It's blasting Trumps allege "shit hole" comments
showing footage of beautiful spots in places like Haiti, El Salvador
etc. The ad ends saying let's open doors, not build walls. Good job
Airbnb. Are you taking PR advice from the NFL now? Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+1EJs)


---

They truly don't realize what needing to look for a beautiful spot in those places means.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 06:41 PM (ks6bw)

327 Thank you, Peaches.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

328 >>Only if you assume they are interested in doing the jobs Americans won't do.



Si!

Posted by: Your Local MS-13 Franchise at January 30, 2018 06:42 PM (W+vEI)

329 Drop the Bomb! Kill them all!!

*hic* *shart*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Deep inside her bunker in Cambodia at January 30, 2018 06:42 PM (bJ0w+)

330 well, technically not a correction, correction is 10%

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM


Okay, I was using a non economic meaning. As in correcting an overvalued stock in the face of competition.

I've been worried about an overheated market, because I've been around the 29 year old block a couple of times. Seeing it readjust downward quickly to competition makes me worry a little less.

It's good.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 06:42 PM (2FqvZ)

331 310 I would love to be a fly on the wall at Hillary's place.

The joy of watching her cry, whine, sob and drunkenly slur words like "shudda been meeee, why not meee?" Damn Comey, Obama and all the other men!

The icing on the cake would be a little seizure and a push into a van!

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (3aBcq)

She'll probably go to the bar.

Chelsea: Dad, why did you let Mom go to the bar? You know how she gets! Did you at least make sure she has her Depends on?

Bill: *panicked look*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:42 PM (4ErVI)

332 In honor of the SOTU and to relive aTuesday night in 2016 I give you.
https://tinyurl.com/y7d4gdq8
Don' t watch it every week anymore. Still fun.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 30, 2018 06:43 PM (N3JsI)

333 Good night Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T).

Sweet dreams and a star turn in your own biopic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2018 06:43 PM (hyuyC)

334 Didn't the SOTU Address start at 5:00 p.m. EST? Why are we not live-blogging?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2018 05:45 PM

Silly! It was last week, and it stunk.

Posted by: bunch of NYU smarty-pants at January 30, 2018 06:43 PM (2NqXo)

335 'Night Slappy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (tRaq7)

336 I would love to be a fly on the wall at Hillary's place.

The joy of watching her cry, whine, sob and drunkenly slur words like "shudda been meeee, why not meee?" Damn Comey, Obama and all the other men!

The icing on the cake would be a little seizure and a push into a van!
Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:38 PM (3aBcq)

I wonder if Arkancide will finally come for her. If she were to suddenly leave this mortal coil--which I am NOT advocating, suggesting, or suborning--then the Dims would have the excuse that she was hounded to death and can't we all just drop this FISA stuff and get along?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (kXoT0)

337 312 I finally figured out how to turn on the TV (took me a while) and my cable guide says SOTU is at 8 pm central. Where would it be on before 8?

to the west, but not too far; they tape-delay reality for rebroadcast tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: Anachronda Botkiewich at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (v3pYe)

338 OT but Trump related. Airbnb is running an ad during the SOTU tonight. It's blasting Trumps allege "shit hole" comments showing footage of beautiful spots in places like Haiti, El Salvador etc. The ad ends saying let's open doors, not build walls. Good job Airbnb. Are you taking PR advice from the NFL now? Idiots.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+1EJs)



"open doors" like the hidden cameras they are finding in the bedrooms of their clients?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (fceHP)

339 Goser is a Dentist...LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (SjImc)

340 200
I wonder if the Ginsburg can make it 5 minutes without sawing logs.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

The SOTU starting time is exactly RBG's bedtime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (UsCnO)

341 President Daddy's gonna burn down the house tonight. Don't believe me, just watch.

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (14URa)

342 Okay, I was using a non economic meaning. As in correcting an overvalued stock in the face of competition.

I've been worried about an overheated market, because I've been around the 29 year old block a couple of times. Seeing it readjust downward quickly to competition makes me worry a little less.

It's good.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January




simply watching out for our man. do not want any hysterics about some 2600 point correction in the market on the eve of the sotu.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

343 Flakey Flake*s last name suits him well.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (gbWkA)

344 Good night Slapweasel

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:44 PM (eAMlh)

345 OT but Trump related. Airbnb is running an ad during
the SOTU tonight. It's blasting Trumps allege "shit hole" comments
showing footage of beautiful spots in places like Haiti, El Salvador
etc. The ad ends saying let's open doors, not build walls. Good job
Airbnb. Are you taking PR advice from the NFL now? Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+1EJs)

Who would do Air BnB? Why would anyone let strangers literally treat their homes like a hotel room? You have to know people will be bringing hookers to your bedroom, or at the very least rubbing one out watching your TV on your bed.

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:45 PM (ANIFC)

346 Nice, I can't see a standard target at 100 yards without some good optics.

Yeah me either. With my glasses my vision tested at 20-12 last week. Without them about 20-70. All I need is a simple 1.5 diopter lens to correct my astigmatism. And my scope will correct that much.

Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:45 PM (Kpesh)

347 Bill: *panicked look*

That pic of his sideways look at his victims a few years back is priceless. Shoulda won an award.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (tRaq7)

348 I don't care about optics: the illegals are a security risk, no? Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

As part of my prayers this morning, I did pray that nothing happens at SOTU tonight and that our POTUS stays safe. The Soros comments about him being gone soon spooked me a little.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (hvf9s)

349 President Daddy's gonna burn down the house tonight. Don't believe me, just watch.
Posted by: Peaches at January




you know it is hard to tell. sometimes he is more presidential than expected. sometimes he is more street fighter than expected. He does nearly always surprises and surpasses expectations.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (MTjB1)

350 and will they please arrest Pelosi for bringing them?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (HgMAr)

351 How are illegals getting into the Capital?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (SjImc)

352 >>I wonder if Arkancide will finally come for her. If she were to suddenly leave this mortal coil--which I am NOT advocating, suggesting, or suborning--then the Dims would have the excuse that she was hounded to death and can't we all just drop this FISA stuff and get along?



I am imagining that the old battleaxe is spending it with her closest, most loyal female posse - and it will look a lot like that recent "activist b#tchezzz" video, but with more drinks, comfy pants, and maybe some sharting and/or passing out in the queso dip.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

353 Who would do Air BnB? Why would anyone let strangers
literally treat their homes like a hotel room? You have to know people
will be bringing hookers to your bedroom, or at the very least rubbing
one out watching your TV on your bed.

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:45 PM (ANIFC)
LA was full of people renting ridiculously overpriced apartments and renting them out for bank. A former neighbor was making over 3 grand a month doing that. And, win/win (sarc) driving up rent prices for an already ridiculous market.

Posted by: Peaches at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (14URa)

354 I'll say it again: the rule of law DOES NOT EXIST in the United States. Can I just simply walk past CBP once I arrive from another country? No. But illegal aliens are going to be in attendance at the SOTU tonight, under the aegis of people who pass laws that tell suckers like me that once I re-enter my own damn country that I MUST report to a CBP official or I will face severe consequences?

Yeah, go ahead and feed me more bullshit about the "rule of law".

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (T2P30)

355 OT but Trump related. Airbnb is running an ad during
the SOTU tonight. It's blasting Trumps allege "shit hole" comments
showing footage of beautiful spots in places like Haiti, El Salvador
etc. The ad ends saying let's open doors, not build walls. Good job
Airbnb. Are you taking PR advice from the NFL now? Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+1EJs)

Who would do Air BnB? Why would anyone let strangers literally treat their homes like a hotel room? You have to know people will be bringing hookers to your bedroom, or at the very least rubbing one out watching your TV on your bed.

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 06:45 PM

I know I as sure shit wouldn't. A relative rented out her home in Minneapolis for almost 10K for the week for the Super Bowl! I might be tempted for that but yea, having some stranger rubbing his sack on my couch. Yea, no thanks. Airbnb just decided to piss off a bunch of customers though, so fuck em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (+1EJs)

356 and will they please arrest Pelosi for bringing them?
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (HgMAr)

I don't want her arrested. That costs the Taxpayer money...Just reposes all her plastic surgery

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:48 PM (SjImc)

357 Airbnb= rental cars = trash the shit out of em.

Therefore I am.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 06:48 PM (gbWkA)

358 One more reason the Dems are hellbent on unlimited immigration is they need breeding stock. Them what aren't inbred or decrepit are gender confused.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:48 PM (eAMlh)

359 How are illegals getting into the Capital?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:47 PM (SjImc)
..........

Smuggled in by human traffickers like Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 06:48 PM (HgMAr)

360

Trump should start the speech in Russian.

F*** with the dems big time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:49 PM (fceHP)

361 Good point Tami..it was the best explanation I could think of.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

362 Will the Young Turks have a response?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2018 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

363 >>As part of my prayers this morning, I did pray that nothing happens at SOTU tonight and that our POTUS stays safe. The Soros comments about him being gone soon spooked me a little.


Amen, LizLem!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 06:50 PM (W+vEI)

364 Can someone explain to me how Airbnb is airing an ad *during* the State of the Union? Last I knew, there were no commercial breaks during the State of the Union address.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

365 Trump should have his granddaughter read his speech in mandarin.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 06:50 PM (gbWkA)

366 Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (hvf9s)

Good prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (8+Ozj)

367 Every illegal alien that is not working for cash has stolen an American's identity.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

_____________

This needs to be repeated far more often when the topic comes up.

You have tens of millions of people here committing some sort of identity theft or fraud while we are looking the other way.

Posted by: Maritime at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (lKmt3)

368 That pic of his sideways look at his victims a few years back is priceless. Shoulda won an award.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

That and the picture of him lusting after the Trump women at the inaugural.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (oiNtH)

369 LIVEBLOG?

Why aren't my comments posting?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (l9wMR)

370 How are illegals getting into the Capital?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Hopping the fence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (TAu/7)

371 I heard Ginsberg isn't going tonight. Oh well, not that I'll miss her.

Posted by: grammie winger is kind of gross at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (lwiT4)

372 Trump should start the speech in Russian.



Love that idea. Put up a nice picture of Putin on the podium.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Obama Survivor at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (6bMel)

373 Rep. Gosar's pimp hand is strong.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (ywNoU)

374 Trump should start the speech in Russian.

F*** with the dems big time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 06:49 PM (fceHP)

.............

lol

Good evening Tovariches and Tovarichettes...

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (HgMAr)

375 348 LizLem
As part of my prayers this morning, I did pray that nothing happens at SOTU tonight and that our POTUS stays safe.

As you wish, LizLem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (hyuyC)

376 Why aren't my comments posting?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 06:51 PM (l9wMR)
=================

Pixy thinks you're a troll. So do I.

Posted by: grammie winger is kind of gross at January 30, 2018 06:52 PM (lwiT4)

377 Also you may have seen those online ads saying that you can apply for a Concealed Carry Permit. Well, it actually works. The catch is that it takes about 7 - 8 months to get because Virginia has been swamped with requests for them. Got mine a few days ago - recognized in 26 states.

Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (Kpesh)

378 C-SPAN has a pre-SOTU show starting at 8 Eastern. I'll probably watch that. I don't want to hear a single word any of the networks have to say about it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (398bZ)

379 357 Airbnb= rental cars = trash the shit out of em.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 06:48 PM (gbWkA)


Huh. I had a rental car for three weeks over the holidays while mine was being repaired, and I treated it like it was made of gold. Since it didn't belong to me. Maybe that's just the way I was raised. Also I didn't want to get charged for damage.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

380 Begin with a clip of Boris and Natasha.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (eAMlh)

381 Can someone explain to me how Airbnb is airing an ad *during* the State of the Union? Last I knew, there were no commercial breaks during the State of the Union address.



On some "hip" station that isn't airing the SOTU?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (TAu/7)

382 NGU - you dentists are some bad asses!

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (oiNtH)

383 376 grammie winger

Tough crowd tonight. Methinks I should try and be polite. Could be a reach for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2018 06:54 PM (hyuyC)

384 The young people tell me to say,

Flake, delete your account.

HaHa. I am hep.

Posted by: Granny Hillary at January 30, 2018 06:54 PM (7+qdf)

385 LizLem - I immediately thought of Soros' comment as well. He's a slimy weasel who will do anything & the Dems will cover him.

Posted by: HillaryforPrison2018 at January 30, 2018 06:54 PM (3aBcq)

386 Flake got drilled.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 06:54 PM (ywNoU)

387 NGU - you dentists are some bad asses!
Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (oiNtH)

Been a long time since I was proud to be a Dentist. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:55 PM (SjImc)

388 Amen, LizLem !

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 06:56 PM (oVWx5)

389 349 President Daddy's gonna burn down the house tonight. Don't believe me, just watch.
Posted by: Peaches at January




you know it is hard to tell. sometimes he is more presidential than expected. sometimes he is more street fighter than expected. He does nearly always surprises and surpasses expectations.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 06:46 PM (MTjB1)

Agreed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 30, 2018 06:56 PM (xJa6I)

390 What with the chaos of my life over the last two weeks I'm now looking at an over due credit card. It's fixable but I hate that.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:56 PM (eAMlh)

391 How many Airbnb properties are there in Haiti? Two, maybe three? Also, if your airbnb rental comes with the advisement do NOT go outside the fence, you might be vacationing in a shithole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2018 06:56 PM (gC2IV)

392 Every one of the seats stolen by an illegal alien tonight could have been filled with an active duty military soldier or a veteran.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

393 Illegal aliens being smuggled into the state of the union by democrats.




LOL Hey Nancy, how much you charge a head?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 06:57 PM (7+qdf)

394 I plan on robbing a neighbor and a curb store tonight since I have a dark tan and own a red, white, and green hoodie because it's racist to enforce the laws.

YOLO!

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 06:57 PM (g4lFK)

395 Begin with a clip of Boris and Natasha.

Moose and squirrel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 06:57 PM (tRaq7)

396
Huh. I had a rental car for three weeks over the holidays while mine was being repaired, and I treated it like it was made of gold. Since it didn't belong to me. Maybe that's just the way I was raised. Also I didn't want to get charged for damage.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)


I had a rental for about two weeks for a repair and I did the same thing. Hell, I took it and got a car wash and vacuumed it all out before I took it back. Yes, I know the rental place supposedly does that but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (dEQP3)

397 What is truly sad about the state of our country is that Dems and their media goons would be thrilled if something bad happened to Trump. As much as I despised Barky and always will, I never wanted him to be hurt or his family. Truly sad.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

398 I AirBnB'd a whole house with some friends when we went to a convention. But being decent humans we left it clean, if not cleaner than when we found it. (Minus linen of course.) I think it was a second home the owners weren't using. Nice stuff, but nothing so nice if it got broken or stolen they would have been devastated. Worked well. From the rentee side it was a sweet gig. Not sure what headaches the renter goes through though.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (hvf9s)

399 Can someone explain to me how Airbnb is airing an ad *during* the State of the Union? Last I knew, there were no commercial breaks during the State of the Union address.


Perhaps it is before or after it. Either way, it's a really dumb idea to piss off a huge chunk of customers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (+1EJs)

400 387
NGU - you dentists are some bad asses!

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (oiNtH)



Been a long time since I was proud to be a Dentist. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 06:55 PM (SjImc)



I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin' crazy dentist!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (Dp6qK)

401 Yes, there is video:

@people 14m
The Heads Are Popping Off Disneyland's Animatronic Robots and Terrifying Visitors

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (32tyq)

402 Shouldn't there be a sniglet about a douchebag remark made by a pompous douchebag getting smacked down in a sharp one-liner that makes molars hurt at a radius of 10mi?

Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (pzA2L)

403 Could I fly to DC and ask Nancy to invite me in? I wouldn't be a legal immigrant.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (eAMlh)

404

Have you seen the bridge?
I ain't seen the bridge!
Where's that confounded bridge?

Posted by: Jefff fflake at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

405 Nancy Palsi asked the Democrats not to disrupt the speech. "Just let him slobber," she said.

Everybody knows they'll disregard that and act like the assholes they are.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (398bZ)

406 I had a rental for about two weeks for a repair and I did the same thing. Hell, I took it and got a car wash and vacuumed it all out before I took it back. Yes, I know the rental place supposedly does that but still.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at January



so, you should know, that's not how this works, that is not how any of this works. entirely backwards.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)

407 Frosted Flakes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (+1EJs)

408 If you pay it now and call them NL they may take the late fee off. If you've been a regular payer in the past that is.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)

409 I read that Dem women plan on wearing black in solidarity with the #metoo movement. If that is true, Trump should call for a release of the names that have used the taxpayer funded payoff stash in their honor.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (oiNtH)

410 BTW, Mark Ruffalo, people are sick of being lectured by the likes you. I suggest you go out and find some of these people you hate so much and confront them to their face. See if you can stand the heat.

Lets keep a complete list:

Underbelly of America
Bitter Clingers
Deplorables

We get it you don't like us. Keep it up rage boy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (7+qdf)

411 Sigh, strike my last two lines, reverse them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (hvf9s)

412 398 I AirBnB'd a whole house with some friends when we went to a convention. But being decent humans we left it clean, if not cleaner than when we found it. (Minus linen of course.)

>>>>>>

What did she mean by this?

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (g4lFK)

413
Are the Dem womyns going to wear pussy hats?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (8O3HH)

414 396
I had a rental for about two weeks for a repair and I did the same thing. Hell, I took it and got a car wash and vacuumed it all out before I took it back. Yes, I know the rental place supposedly does that but still.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (dEQP3)


I got mine washed too. I would have vacuumed it but the vacuum cleaner lane was closed that day. It was during the cold snap, so maybe that had something to do with it.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

415
Can someone explain to me how Airbnb is airing an ad *during* the State of the Union? Last I knew, there were no commercial breaks during the State of the Union address.

Who's doing the half time show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2018 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

416 I am in shock that Chris C. pushed back on Nancy Pelosi and didn't allow here to gloss stuff over. She was pissed off.

He also said, do you really think anyone in the American public trusts anything being said in DC right now, by any party?
His point being that people wanted to see the memo.

Nancy melting down I've seen. Chris C. actually pushing back...that was new. Maybe he is tired of being a clown and a punchline.

Btw, the memo is a total made up lie to distract people from the awful administration. And the Dems are doing their own memo of truth.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 07:01 PM (2fV9Y)

417 Left Blasts Tone Deaf, Inexcusable Joe Kennedy Pick Privileged White Man Whos Not Progressive Enough

Who votes for these wackos?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 07:01 PM (SjImc)

418 405
Nancy Palsi asked the Democrats not to disrupt the speech. "Just let him slobber," she said.



Everybody knows they'll disregard that and act like the assholes they are.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 30, 2018 06:59 PM (398bZ)



Bobble head > Slobber

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 07:01 PM (7+qdf)

419 The Heads Are Popping Off Disneyland's Animatronic Robots and Terrifying Visitors

Ummm, they're robots, and not very good ones either, from watching them try to move.

Says a lot about Teh Giant Rat's audience, none of it good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 07:01 PM (tRaq7)

420 AirBnB is the cheapest action out there.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (Dp6qK)

421 "The Heads Are Popping Off Disneyland's Animatronic Robots and Terrifying Visitors"

Meh. One at Disneyland (Ursula), one at Disney World (pirate auctioneer).

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (Ot4gb)

422 I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin' crazy dentist!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2018 06:58 PM (Dp6qK)

Was that yous?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (SjImc)

423 Confess, NGU. You've got an "Is It Safe?" sweatshirt, don't you?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (398bZ)

424 We rented a house in FL a few times, it was nice, clean etc. and it was actually cheaper than a hotel and we saved money on food etc. plus we had privacy. I think it was VRBO and I'd do that again. Airbnb can go suck it. Oh and I am sure that many people like me don't trash the place etc. out of respect. But I can only imagine how some idiots treat places.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (+1EJs)

425 C'mon, corgis!

Posted by: April at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (e8PP1)

426 nood !

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 07:03 PM (oVWx5)

427 I've known people to rent cars and take them racing. I wouldn't trust them with my couch.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2018 07:03 PM (UdKB7)

428 >>What is truly sad about the state of our country is that Dems and their media goons would be thrilled if something bad happened to Trump.


Their TDS has made them desperate.
That's why I think having DACA/"dreamer" illegals who are currently facing deportation (since no deal yet) is a stupid risk. They are desperate they are harassing their own side and screaming about Trump using them as "hostages," and his proposal is "ethnic cleansing." When you talk like that you have dehumanized your opponent, justified any action to save lives (in their view).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2018 07:03 PM (W+vEI)

429 I AirBnB'd a whole house with some friends when we went to a convention. But being decent humans we left it clean, if not cleaner than when we found it. (Minus linen of course.)

>>>>>>

What did she mean by this?
Posted by: Monk



No way to wash the bed clothes and towels.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 07:03 PM (TAu/7)

430 Crap, I have a choir practice tonight in an hour! D: Just got the message.

Have fun without me, play nice with the trolls and eyeores, and I'll have to catch up on what will surely be epic SOTU threads when I get back.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2018 07:04 PM (hvf9s)

431 Confess, NGU. You've got an "Is It Safe?" sweatshirt, don't you?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 30, 2018 07:02 PM (398bZ)

No mine says " fuck You, Pay me"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 07:05 PM (SjImc)

432 so, you should know, that's not how this works, that is not how any of this works. entirely backwards.

*perky ears*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2018 07:05 PM (tRaq7)

433 >>>>>Huh. I had a rental car for three weeks over the holidays while mine
was being repaired, and I treated it like it was made of gold. Since it
didn't belong to me. Maybe that's just the way I was raised. Also I
didn't want to get charged for damage.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)



I had a rental for about two weeks for a repair and I did the same
thing. Hell, I took it and got a car wash and vacuumed it all out
before I took it back. Yes, I know the rental place supposedly does
that but still.
.
.
.I picked up a rental car when my truck was in for hail damage repairs. The car was covered in snow when I signed for it and I parked it in the garage when I got home and the snow melted and there was a small dent in the trunk. I took pictures of it and called the rental company and told them that I did not do that and would be pi$$ed if they said anything about it when I got home.

Then they tired to charge me $9 for not filling up the car when I brought it back. I went to fill it up and got to the gas station and pulled the cap open and it said *E85 fuel only* anything else will void manufacturer warranty.

I was not going to drive all over Frankfort, KY looking for E85 gas. She finally waived the not full charge.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 07:06 PM (+Dllb)

434 "Ummm, they're robots, and not very good ones either, from watching them try to move."

Most of them just do something repetitive -- I think both of those move their heads back and forth and mouth along with some lines.

BUT. There are some more advanced ones that are freaky. The Johnny Depp animatronics are eerie -- especially since they're surrounded by older models.

The most effective is gone now, sadly. It was the wicked witch from "Wizard of Oz" in the Great Movie Ride. I knew it was animatronic, but damned if it didn't strike me as human more than once.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 30, 2018 07:07 PM (Ot4gb)

435 This is one of the best twitter things I have seen.

Posted by: Doug at January 30, 2018 07:11 PM (xudUw)

436 Look, I admit it. I dirtied my shorts on that baseball field.

Posted by: Jeff Flake, fearless conservative at January 30, 2018 07:12 PM (2NqXo)

437 BTW, Mark Ruffalo, people are sick of being lectured by the likes you. I
suggest you go out and find some of these people you hate so much and
confront them to their face. See if you can stand the heat.
====================


Demon spawn of Kenosha Wisconsin.

Posted by: grammie winger is kind of gross at January 30, 2018 07:15 PM (lwiT4)

438 That twitter response of the Congresscritter was EPIC!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 30, 2018 07:22 PM (2sCft)

439 244 Just got back from the range 5 each 5 shots groups 300 Win Mag ( hand loads - 225 Gr ELDMs 68.2 Gr H4831SC Super Sonic for .9 Mile ) .859 MOA average. One flier (1 1/2" group) out of 25 shots. Not too bad for somebody who turns 70 in two months.


Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2018 06:23 PM (Kpesh)


Well done!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2018 07:25 PM (di1hb)

440 i don't give a fluke about flake. way to go arizona. mccain and flake. you must be so proud.

It's a bit like taking a dump in multi-stall public toilet. McCain was already festering unflushed in the bowl when I got here. Flake is fresh and I'm pulling the handle as fast as I can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 30, 2018 07:25 PM (IcT7t)

441 I had a rental for about two weeks for a repair and I did the same thing. Hell, I took it and got a car wash and vacuumed it all out before I took it back.


Nice deck you added onto the house.


Don't you rent?

Posted by: Mario at January 30, 2018 07:46 PM (WbIyz)

442 Keep waving those Mexican flags, shitheads.

You'll be going home wrapped it in it if you keep it up.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

The little ice cream cart guy down by church is a savvy salesman. Got the Stars and Stripes waving from the back of the cart.

Posted by: Sal at January 30, 2018 08:18 PM (hA4a+)

443 This is why we don't have Kate Steinle.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 30, 2018 08:33 PM (Ndje9)

444 Uh, isn't it normal to be checked for valid ID if you're going to see the President live and in person? Gosar is just speaking common sense, here.

"Oh, yeah, we don't know who you actually are or anything, but sure, you can totally get within a couple dozen feet of the frickin' President of the United States while he's speaking. What could go wrong, right? Nah, we don't even need to check you for weapons; just stroll on in there!"

Arizona voters definitely did the right thing when they delivered an 18% approval rating to Flake the Snake and drove him not to seek re-election.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at January 30, 2018 08:55 PM (wSC8T)

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