Second Dossier Was Assembled by Notorious Democratic FakeNews Smear Merchant and Sidney Blumenthal Associate Cody Shearer

A little background on the Shearer-Drumheller-Blumenthal private "intelligence" service and some of their previous work. You might see a familiar name if you scan down to the discussion of Cody Shearer.

So this guy wrote another "dossier," and Steele gave it to the FBI.

That's right, Christopher Steele gave it to the FBI. Apparently Steele was being used to try to legitimize oppo files from very shady partisan hatchet men.

The Guardian reports that Steele passed the so-called
"Shearer memo" -- compiled by Cody Shearer -- to the FBI in October 2016. Steele, an ex-MI6 officer, had been given the document by an American contact who is unnamed in The Guardian report.

According to the newspaper, Steele told the FBI that he could not verify the information in the memo, but he said that he gave the bureau a copy because some of the information in it matched up with what he had reported in his own dossier.

Mostly the claim about the Pee-Pee Party with Prostitutes, we'll learn later.

In fact, one begins to to wonder if the Shearer "memo" was the basis for Steele's claim about this, given that they seemed to have a cut-out connecting them. Or perhaps they got this claim from the same source, who was directed to them by someone in Hillary's orbit.

Shearer denies having anything to do with the Steele Dossier.

Well, time will tell.


...

Steele's unverified dossier was reportedly used by the FBI and Justice Department in an application for a surveillance warrant taken out against former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page.

It is unclear from The Guardian's reporting whether the Shearer memo was also used to justify the surveillance warrant.

The Shearer memo contained allegations that Trump was compromised in 2013 after engaging with prostitutes at a Moscow hotel. Steele’s first memo, dated June 20, 2016, alleged that Kremlin operatives had video recordings of Trump with prostitutes and that the footage was being used to blackmail the former real estate executive.

The Guardian further reports that the FBI is still looking into the Shearer memo.

Shearer has a long history with the Clintons, and his involvement in investigating Trump is likely to raise questions about his dossier’s impartiality.

"He's a hatchet man for Hillary Clinton, not a sophisticated intel operative," North Carolina Rep. Mark Meadows told The Daily Caller of Shearer in response to The Guardian's report.

Meadows, a Republican who has pressed the FBI and Justice Department for information regarding the Steele dossier, questioned the origins of the information in the Shearer memo.

"Did the information come from Hillary Clinton?" he asked.

During the Bill Clinton sex scandals of the 1990s, Shearer allegedly worked with private investigator Terry Lenzer to dig into the histories of some of the women who had accused Clinton of sexual misconduct.

He was also reportedly investigated by the State Department inspector general in the 1990s for misrepresenting himself as a U.S. government official during negotiations with a Bosnian warlord accused of genocide.

Shearer, whose brother-in-law is Brookings Institution president Strobe Talbott, also worked alongside Sidney Blumenthal, a former Clinton White House aide also known as a Clinton family fixer.

He also worked with Blumenthal sending Hillary "intelligence briefings" on Libya.

Remember that Sidney Blumenthal was interviewed by the FBI in connection with the dossier, per the reportage of Sara Carter?

Was it about this "memo"? Or was it about Blumenthal providing "intelligence" for both the Dossier and this "Memo"?

Update: The Washington Examiner, which is frequently embarrassing, is embarrassing once again, claiming that this unverified collection of gossip and partisan wish-casting might "corroborate" Steele's unverified collection of gossip and partisan wish-casting, since both mention the prostitute claim, I guess.

By the same logic, the widely-traveled rumor that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian is true because different people with zero proof or verification have told me that. (One who worked for the Bill Clinton administration, by the way. He said "everyone knows." But again, no proof. The fact that multiple people spread the same unsubstantiated rumors do not cause the unsubstantiated rumors to cross-verify each other.)

Although the Examiner has some great reporters like Byron York, it's owned by the same ownership as the Weekly Standard, and most if it is, like the Weekly Standard, a NeverTrump/FusionGPS garbage fire.

Posted by: Ace at 01:55 PM




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1 Nood?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 01:55 PM (YA0uK)

2 th

And we'll need more rope

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at January 30, 2018 01:56 PM (gwPgz)

3
dossy

dossier

dossiest

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

4 Desperation time

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2018 01:56 PM (O2RFr)

5 Nothing to see here, comrades, move along!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (gwPgz)

6 Ace goes to bed...new thread!

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (7qyhD)

7 I also sent a lot of Memos to Hillary re: Labia.

Posted by: Huma at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (t5DVd)

8 second dossier

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says second dossier... at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (vtcmf)

9

I looked up writings of note about this guy, and they were pretty bad. He is a seedy character with deep ties to the Clinton's.

Another nasty individual you simply cannot believe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (fceHP)

10 Are there any documents that aren't just made up bullshit circulating around DC?

Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (7n4KQ)

11 If you do not like this information, I can make something up.
-Cody 'Groucho' Shearer

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (ycWCI)

12 This is what happens when we let valid criminal charges languish at DOJ. Skies the limit on fake innuendo.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (r9UYA)

13 It's like a golden shower of dossiers.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (5NMZN)

14 Blumenthal - he's the weasel we expected.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (PbH71)

15 It's like from a John le Carre novel if all of the characters were employed by an angry, vindictive drunk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (9kfJR)

16 Whack-a-mole

But FBI heads

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (7qyhD)

17 >>Ace goes to bed...new thread!


'...so, they all rolled over
and one fell out
there were 8 in the bed
and the little Ewok said,
'Roll Over, Roll Over!'...'

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (t5DVd)

18 Ah, the infamous Cleveland Steamer Dossier. An escalation is necessary for the narrative.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (2Mnv1)

19
Hang 'em all and let their Maker sort 'em out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

20 You get a dossier!

And you get a dossier!

And you get a dossier!

Posted by: Oprah at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (ATVNj)

21
Another nasty individual you simply cannot believe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM


It's almost as if there's a pattern to the people the Clinton's choose to surround themselves with. I wish I could put my finger on it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (2FqvZ)

22 10 Are there any documents that aren't just made up bullshit circulating around DC?
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2018 01:58 PM (7n4KQ)

The Gideons must have left a Bible around somewhere back when.

Plus, that Constitution is pretty good.

Oh, wait. You said 'circulating'. Then no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (ycWCI)

23 Heh...watching the Democrats' reactions to the upcoming release of this
memo is like hearing the mad screams of the inmates in Arkham Asylum.

And it's only going to get louder as the depth of their criminal rot and treachery is revealed for all to see.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (daXIn)

24 And now you know why Cody Shearer's name is in the Sen. Grassley letters.

Posted by: geoffb at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (zOpu5)

25 Okay lets just say the pee-pee thing is true, which I highly doubt, it's not illegal.... Kinky but not illegal

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

26

When The Guardian tries to run cover for the American left...

Houston, we have a problem.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (fceHP)

27 Dossie can u see......

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (FZYNt)

28 Confusing. I need a dossier summarizing the memos reporting on the dossiers.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (5NMZN)

29 Shearer's Brother, Derrek works at ???????????? Mother Jones

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (y3aQB)

30 Old MacDonald had a dossier, F-i, B-i I-i!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (gwPgz)

31 So, if I bash my fists on my my keyboard repeatedly, and then add in 17 pages of nonsense typed by chimpanzees -- if I call it a "Dossier," it will be taken seriously?

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (42M22)

32 >>This is what happens when we let valid criminal charges languish at DOJ. Skies the limit on fake innuendo.

Shearer gave Steele the dossier in 2016. Maybe we could use ace's time machine and go back then and charge him with something that we don't know yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:00 PM (/tuJf)

33 I am sick of the word "Dossier".

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)

34 31
So, if I bash my fists on my my keyboard repeatedly, and then add in 17
pages of nonsense typed by chimpanzees -- if I call it a "Dossier," it
will be taken seriously?

If it's against Republicans yes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (O2RFr)

35 Really sick of seeing the same seedy names year after year, decade after decade.

Maybe there will be a thing that they'll all be put to the sword when Bill dies or something. So Bill can have slaves in the afterlife or whatever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (4ErVI)

36 I do not hate these people. They are only doing what they think is right. hahahahaha! Sure, that's it!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (EaQ6/)

37 In Soviet Amerika dossier pees on you.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (r9UYA)

38
25 Okay lets just say the pee-pee thing is true, which I highly doubt, it's not illegal.... Kinky but not illegal

_______________________________________

Maybe Trump was stung by a jellyfish and they were trying to neutralize the toxin.

Posted by: Aquaman at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (ATVNj)

39
BREAKING:

Security video of the errant Hawaii Missile Warning Test.

https://tinyurl.com/y945d35x

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (eXA4G)

40 Another nasty individual you simply cannot believe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM

It's almost as if there's a pattern to the people the Clinton's choose to surround themselves with. I wish I could put my finger on it.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (2FqvZ)


They are playing the long game now. Keep these lies in the news with a big Question Mark, blurring the lines and feeding the media propaganda to keep spewing.

They want this crap to be in the headlines for the next 7 years of Trump's presidency.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (fceHP)

41 Repost from previous thread...

Why is no one talking about the DOJ IG suddenly cancelling his Congressional Briefing today? While we're all in vapors over #ReleaseTheMemo, the real Kahuna suddenly goes dark and we have no idea what testimony is being changed as we sit here...

Posted by: I smell something rotten.... at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (iWzUm)

42 Dossiers'R'us

Dossiers $10,000/each
4 or more $7,000/each
Call for pricing in lots of 10+


Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (5NMZN)

43 Other than some overlap with the Steele dossier is there any practical import to the Shearer et.al. dossier?

I mean, Steele's is newsworthy because it was probably the basis for the FISA warrants. Did anything meaningful come of Shearer's?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (fuK7c)

44 25
Okay lets just say the pee-pee thing is true, which I highly doubt, it's not illegal.... Kinky but not illegal


Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

If you think pissing on a bed is weird, whatever you do -do NOT bring a black light with you into a hotel room.
There are things that are better left unknown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)

45 Dossier
Full of lies and hearsay
Now your author has to hide away
Shouldn't have written that dossier

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (SGFoV)

46 Imagine the cast from the original Saturday Night Live. Imagine what Father Guido Sarducci would do with this?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (0tfLf)

47 33 I am sick of the word "Dossier".
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)

But it is fun to say.

Doe-cee-ayyy.

or

Doss-cee-ayyy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (ycWCI)

48 >>Shearer's Brother, Derrek works at ???????????? Mother Jones

And David Corn of Mother Jones was among the first to report on the dossier during the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

49 What, the pee pee and prostitutes thing again?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

50 Steele Shears Dossier

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (7HtZB)

51 The only good dossier is a dead dossier.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says second dossier... at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (vtcmf)

52 >>If you think pissing on a bed is weird, whatever you do -do NOT bring a black light with you into a hotel room.


"God, I hope that's urine"

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (t5DVd)

53 Wow, it just keeps getting worse ... and involving more shady characters holding high offices.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (oVWx5)

54 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (eXA4G)

+++

That is so funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (tcwn1)

55 The old Rasputin Pinworm gambit. Never fails.

Posted by: Agent 86 at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (ymnmz)

56 BREAKING:

Security video of the errant Hawaii Missile Warning Test.

https://tinyurl.com/y945d35x

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (eXA4G)


I was reading earlier today that the idiot actually believed it was a real warning, and bypassed the required signature to push the button.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (fceHP)

57 I won't be surprised to find out that Obama is completely clean in all of this and had absolutely nothing to do with the spying

BUT

only because he illegally gave someone else all of his information to use so he could be sleeping or golfing or watching ESPN.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (ks6bw)

58 I confuse Sidney with Dick. They both have very punchable faces.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (z79tQ)

59 There's really no reason to think that these people have a hidden agenda. hahahaha! Much!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (EaQ6/)

60 Dear Americans,

Trump bad and werks for Rusia. He fat an rewd. We mast inpechum him.

Other memo lies, all lies.

Sincerely,

Yor Bettah

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (3BFzK)

61 Now I'm hearing chatter that the memo will be released after the SotU?

Can Trump bypass that 5-day waiting period?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (7+71Q)

62 58 I confuse Sidney with Dick. They both have very punchable faces.


He is a dick.

Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (7n4KQ)

63 56
BREAKING:



Security video of the errant Hawaii Missile Warning Test.



https://tinyurl.com/y945d35x



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (eXA4G)



I was reading earlier today that the idiot actually believed it was a
real warning, and bypassed the required signature to push the button.



Unbelievable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:03 PM (fceHP)

Wonder if this guy's wife complains about him pressing the button too quickly.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (jxbfJ)

64 The Doe-cee-ayyy ate your baby.

Posted by: Elaine at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (r9UYA)

65 >>Can Trump bypass that 5-day waiting period?

Since there isn't one, yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (/tuJf)

66 According to the newspaper, Steele told the FBI that he could not verify
the information in the memo, but he said that he gave the bureau a copy
because some of the information in it matched up with what he had
reported in his own dossier.



So in reality it was nothing more than a partial copy of one lying POS document to make it look like it was second sourced. ALL of these lying scum bags belong in jail. And ALL of them should have a court order that they will never be allowed to work for any federal agency agaion, with a recommendation that no State agency ever hire them too.


They should all die after they get out of jail puking cheap wine in the gutter in hobo-town.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (mpXpK)

67 So some guy in Hawaii panicked when he saw someone else playing a flash version of Missile Command?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (ks6bw)

68 Wonder if this guy's wife complains about him pressing the button too quickly.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (jxbfJ)


The Bozo Button?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (7qyhD)

69 It's easy to see an obvious reason the Shearer Memo was created - first, you have Steele come up with a glossy sounding dossier which supposedly has his professional reputation behind it; then, you feed a lot of the same info to Shearer and have him write up another memo; then you give the Shearer memo to Steele and says "look, they say some of the same things!" and then the FBI can say "look at this! We have two independent dossiers that are saying the same things, it must be true!"

It's self-validation worked out by whoever originally came up with the info, probably Sydney Blumenthal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (k1TUh)

70 The veteran FBI agent and a local sheriff's deputy took no chances when they got a credible tip about a potential terrorist.

In a joint operation, they ran his name through a maze of federal criminal and terrorism databases and scrutinized his telephone records for suspicious contacts.

Without a warrant, they couldn't read his emails or listen to his calls. But they watched him from unmarked vehicles to track his daily routine and to see whom he met.


Yeppers, that FBI is a tuffy, my friend

Posted by: Omar Mateen at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (4u7kU)

71 Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (/tuJf)
------------
BINGO

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (y3aQB)

72 Wonder if this guy's wife complains about him pressing the button too quickly.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (jxbfJ)

How about a 'kiss' boy? Why not try a kiss before barging in on the clitoris!?
-John Cleese

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (ycWCI)

73 they are doubling down on it all ... this way?!?!?!?

makes you wonder who is buying all those boring company flamethrowers and for what reasons

Posted by: Bored383 at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (70HTk)

74 I think that the Donald has pretty good taste in honeys. So if there's peeing to be done, I bet that they were spectacular at it!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (EaQ6/)

75 Let's see - Shearer is tied by marriage to Strobe Talbott, has family at Mother Jones, ties to Sid the Squid and Felonia and who knows who else.

Why, it's almost as if there's a small tight group of ideologically motivated people and families working to advance a nefarious agenda by any and all means.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

76 What's the plural of Dossier?


Dossi? Dossies? Dossidoh?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (Enq6K)

77 33
I am sick of the word "Dossier".

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)


These bright lights are synonomizing dossier with file folder full of lies. But I don't think that what a dossier really is.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (ymnmz)

78 The Dossier took my Baby Away to Ramones' KKK Took My Baby Away

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (y3aQB)

79 So some guy in Hawaii panicked when he saw someone else playing a flash version of Missile Command?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:05 PM (ks6bw)


he panicked during a training/drill

then bypassed the super secure way to "push the button", a signature!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (fceHP)

80 67 So some guy in Hawaii panicked when he saw someone else playing a flash version of Missile Command?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever

Would you like to play a game?

Posted by: WOPR at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (FZYNt)

81 61
Now I'm hearing chatter that the memo will be released after the SotU?



Can Trump bypass that 5-day waiting period?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (7+71Q)

Trump has up to (and including) 5 days to approve the release. He could approve it right now and read it tonight during the SOTU if he wanted.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (jxbfJ)

82 Now that Blumenthal is involved, Jonah Goldberg is now interested in the FISA abuses due to his hatred of Sid from the Lewinsky days.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

83 What's the plural of Dossier?


Dossi? Dossies? Dossidoh?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (Enq6K)


Tressier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 02:08 PM (8gDQu)

84 74
I think that the Donald has pretty good taste in honeys. So if there's
peeing to be done, I bet that they were spectacular at it!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (EaQ6/)

Everything I do has a hint of gold.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 30, 2018 02:08 PM (ymnmz)

85 They are all spooks in some form or another. The enemy are the citizens of the USA. It's been this way since elder bush.

Spooks don't prosecute and jail other spooks.

I only see a Pinochet happening to purge the commies and scare the other away to Qatar.

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 02:08 PM (g4lFK)

86 It's almost as if there's a pattern to the people
the Clinton's choose to surround themselves with. I wish I could put my
finger on it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 01:59 PM (2FqvZ)

You might want to rephrase that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (YA0uK)

87 47 33 I am sick of the word "Dossier".
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)

But it is fun to say.

Doe-cee-ayyy.

or

Doss-cee-ayyy.


Jharles Chonson pronounces it "doss-ee-air"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (7+71Q)

88 Blumenthal. The guy who gives green-tinted feces flies a bad name. If there was any doubt that this whole thing was a Clinton operation from the word go it should be put to rest now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

89 Was the second dossier composed on the grassy knoll?

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (Vl5bQ)

90 44 If you think pissing on a bed is weird, whatever you do -do NOT bring a black light with you into a hotel room.
There are things that are better left unknown.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)


Don't watch Dan Bell's "Another Dirty Room", then.

One almost has to cringe every time Rick Serra tests for blood...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (WDCYi)

91 The republicans voted by party to stop the true and real democrat FISA memo from becoming public. What are the republicans hiding and promoting by putting out this very controversial pack of lies they call a "memo?"

Posted by: Jim "Human Penis" Acosta at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (3BFzK)

92 So.. what drinking game are we all playing tonight during the SOTU ?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (zRZaJ)

93 he panicked during a training/drill



then bypassed the super secure way to "push the button", a signature!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (fceHP)

---------------------------
And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (5NMZN)

94 Tressier.


So even more is Farrier?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (fuK7c)

95 Rep. Matt Gaetz

"I suspect that transparency is going to be the only kryptonite that we are going to be able to use to deal with the corruption and intractible bias that seems to have infected the FBI and Department of Justice. I would hope the Democrats would be more a little more bipartisan about this."

Hahahaha. And I want my own villa on my own island.

Neither of us are getting either.

I do like the usage of Kryptonite though.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (7qyhD)

96 The dingoes ate my dossier!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (EaQ6/)

97 I want decapitations and heads on pikes!

Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (MJnQv)

98 52 >>If you think pissing on a bed is weird, whatever you do -do NOT bring a black light with you into a hotel room. "

best example of how that can go VERY badly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b266NeGU15I

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (k1TUh)

99 60
Dear Americans,

Trump bad and werks for Rusia. He fat an rewd. We mast inpechum him.

Other memo lies, all lies.

Sincerely,

Yor Bettah


Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 30, 2018 02:04 PM (3BFzK)

Adam Schiff just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

100 Wait,so was Trump blackmailed by the Russians into being their tool or was he a willing tool?All fucking nonsense.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

101 33
I am sick of the word "Dossier".

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)

Francophobe

Posted by: Hugo at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (4u7kU)

102 And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (5NMZN)


I wondered that too. What are you supposed to do, signal for a fair catch? Get out your catcher's mitt?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

103 Jharles Chonson pronounces it "doss-ee-air"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (7+71Q)

Takes all the fun away of saying doss-cee-ayy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

104 The democrat memo will come out, too, just not as quickly. Reports are that it contains almost nothing of substance, but is merely a litany of personal attacks on Chairman Nunes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)

105 So.. what drinking game are we all playing tonight during the SOTU ?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (zRZaJ)



I can't watch. Also, all the standing and clapping gets on my nerves. But I saw someone is drunk blogging it, so I'll probably watch that.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (7qyhD)

106
I want decapitations and heads on pikes!

Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2018 02:10 PM (MJnQv)

--------------------------
Noooooooo.#DolphinsAreBad

Posted by: Fishes at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (5NMZN)

107 Russian Bots! ate my dossier! ... after they wrote it!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (EaQ6/)

108 Back in my day, we called it a report.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says second dossier... at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (vtcmf)

109 If the Russians had such a pee party video we ould surely have seen it by now,if only for the lulz.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

110 So the same front man proffered both phony dossiers to the FBI- well one maybe thru that fuck McShit- and the FBI took it as gospel and based illegal FISA warrant Requests using them. The changed interview records, deleted records, lied and schemed. Swell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (5y11N)

111 >>I am sick of the word "Dossier".

Trapper Keeper.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

112 make a big circle, put a bunch of leftists/Dems/globalist jerks in it (deepstateMafia)

start a desired lie at one end ... magically it comes out all sticky and messy at the other end ..
the MFM takes it in, and proudly presents the mess as news.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (bT8Z4)

113 110 So the same front man proffered both phony dossiers to the FBI- well one maybe thru that fuck McShit- and the FBI took it as gospel and based illegal FISA warrant Requests using them. The changed interview records, deleted records, lied and schemed. Swell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (5y11N)


I still think Egg McMuffin was involved, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (WDCYi)

114 Lying republican memo with no proof to be released by traitor Trump after telling lies at the State of The Union address.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (3BFzK)

115 I can't watch. Also, all the standing and clapping gets on my nerves. But I saw someone is drunk blogging it, so I'll probably watch that.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (7qyhD)

I'll be at work, so I will probably miss it. I will check out the thread here to pick up commentary and highlights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

116 Now that Blumenthal is involved, Jonah Goldberg is now interested in the FISA abuses due to his hatred of Sid from the Lewinsky days.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)


The NRO had written about this character years ago.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (fceHP)

117 I proffered a dossier in France once. It's legal there.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

118 What's the plural of Dossier?


Dossi? Dossies? Dossidoh?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (Enq6K)

-

Dossiest

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (ks6bw)

119 Binders full of wammen

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (fA1SL)

120 Here's all you need to know about Shearer. Podesta Email ID: 267

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (y3aQB)

121 Now that Blumenthal is involved, Jonah Goldberg is now interested in the FISA abuses due to his hatred of Sid from the Lewinsky days.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)


Sid was thwarted by the blue dress from characterizing Monica as a crazed stalker who tried to entrap Clenis the Pure. Lewinski's father must be the world's biggest cuck for not making his life's mission for Sid to have an "exercise band malfunction".

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (y7DUB)

122 Hey Putin,go ahead andsend money to the Palistinians....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/287305/

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (LiyEm)

123 What's the plural of Dossier?

----

Two Dossiers.

One cup.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

124 apparently msnbc is alleging a russian bot has infiltrated the house intelligence committee.
this is comedy gold, really. russian spies everywhere.
*looks suspiciously at co-worker*

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

125 Let me put you on some knowledge of government bureaucracy, from the belly of the beast. While I currently work in state government, I was with the feds in the late '80's, and very little has changed.

Yesterday, I handed some paperwork to my immediate supervisor, who is a lifer and not all that bright. He hates it when I ask questions about "why" because he really doesn't know and doesn't care. At any rate, he lost one sheet of the papers, and accused me of tossing it in the recycling bin.

One sheet of paper, which could easily have been reprinted.

Instead, he stood in my office while I went through everything in the recycle bin to show him that I did not have the paper in question. Then, he handed the paperwork to the next level up, and made it clear that the missing paper was entirely my fault, because he never received it back from me.

It was more important to place blame than to solve the issue, which I offered to do for him.

I knew people in the feds in the '80s who had not done a lick of work in 30 years and could carefully document how that was someone else's fault, never their own.

We pay for this with our taxes.

It takes a few worker bees like myself who don't give a damn whose ass is covered and just get the work done.

Although, today I'm knitting, because there isn't a damned thing to do.

So, if you want to know about the filth and rot in the FBI, this is pretty much all you need to know. People who want to believe whatever they want to, and can't be bothered to find out what actually needs to be done and do it, are put in charge of people who do the real work, and the workers are then thwarted in their every effort.

/this movie review brought to you by the Barrel and the State of Alaska DOT&PF

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)

126 >>What's the plural of Dossier?

do si do

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (/tuJf)

127 He was also reportedly investigated by the State Department inspector general in the 1990s for misrepresenting himself as a U.S. government official during negotiations with a Bosnian warlord accused of genocide.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of countries, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: Cody 'Costanza' Shearer at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (BrQrN)

128

Here is one nro (yeah a link to the NRO) about this cody shear guy


Meet Cody Shearer, the Strangest Character in Hillary's Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

https://tinyurl.com/oglo3x6

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (fceHP)

129 He should just read the entire memo, verbatim, as his State of the Union address. They probably would need to ship in a few extra crates of duct tape in advance though.

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (EaQ6/)

130 Jeff A. Taylor
@TheFree_Lance
Yes. There is NO "2nd dossier." FBI trying to gnaw way out of trap Grassley set for it via the Steele criminal referral.
1:46 PM

Posted by: Is it just me? at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (Q3oNv)

131 I do hope McCain can stick around long enough to see his name in the news again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (ks6bw)

132 123 What's the plural of Dossier?

----

Two Dossiers.

One cup.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

We'll have to read both Cup to see what's in them, seems to lose a certain something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

133 Repost from the last thread. Some of you guys haven't seen the Hawaii emergency alert user interface yet. It's hilariously terrible.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vszsy7

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (iv0p7)

134 -
--

I am sick of the word "Dossier".
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM

---------------------------

Just imagine that the word is replaced with "derriere". That should make all the discussions quite amusing.


Posted by: irright at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (pMGkg)

135 75 Let's see - Shearer is tied by marriage to Strobe Talbott, has family at Mother Jones, ties to Sid the Squid and Felonia and who knows who else.

Why, it's almost as if there's a small tight group of ideologically motivated people and families working to advance a nefarious agenda by any and all means.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

That's crazy conspiracy talk right there. Your lying eyes deceive you, don't trust them. And don't make any reasonable inferences from the facts before you. You're not expert enough. Wait for your betters to tell you.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

136 I will have it on, but will probably be here enjoying the commentary.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (zRZaJ)

137 How about a 'kiss' boy? Why not try a kiss before barging in on the clitoris!?
-John Cleese



Oh, so that's what I did wrong.

Posted by: Aziz Ansari at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (7qyhD)

138 I am beginning to think these guys really learned their trade from the NKVD, re: the Katyn Massacre.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (gbWkA)

139 Was Stormy Daniels there In Moscow when Our beloved Trump was compromised ?

Posted by: You at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (gnV9w)

140 I want an executive summary of the memorandum about the dossier(s).

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)

141 129 He should just read the entire memo, verbatim, as his State of the Union address. They probably would need to ship in a few extra crates of duct tape in advance though.
Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (EaQ6/)

I would actually be for this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

142 And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning.

Prepare for the end with a little song:
https://youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (SGFoV)

143 133 Repost from the last thread. Some of you guys haven't seen the Hawaii emergency alert user interface yet. It's hilariously terrible.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vszsy7
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (iv0p7)

Like a telephone switchboard from the 1930s?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

144 http://bit.ly/2EnPfRN
------------
Meet Cody Shearer, the Strangest Character in Hillary's Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (y3aQB)

145 136
I will have it on, but will probably be here enjoying the commentary.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (zRZaJ)
Me too. The horde is bound to be very entertaining.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

146 The Dems are going to need a few cases of Stank Stop for all their flop sweat needs. They should be sure the Farsi Ferret and the JEF each get their own case....

Posted by: the Butcher at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (DIosY)

147 Here's all you need to know about Shearer. Podesta Email ID: 267
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:13 PM (y3aQB)


eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (fceHP)

148 6 I will have it on, but will probably be here enjoying the commentary.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (zRZaJ)



Is Ace live blogging it?

I never watched the SOTU with the Horde before. Maybe I should consider that idea. They may be drunk commenting.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (7qyhD)

149 Tressier.


So even more is Farrier?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM


Neigh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (p+Wdc)

150 142 And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning.

Prepare for the end with a little song:
https://youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (SGFoV)

Some people evidently went the pornhub route.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (ycWCI)

151 Didn't some Moron already exclaim -
The Men In Black ARE getting their leads from Weekly World News.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2018 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

152 Although, today I'm knitting, because there isn't a damned thing to do.

We saw your selfie in the morning thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)

153 Tossier ??

Posted by: French Shep at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (4u7kU)

154 He should just read the entire memo, verbatim, as his State of the Union address. They probably would need to ship in a few extra crates of duct tape in advance though.
Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (EaQ6/)

I would actually be for this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

------

My fellow Americans. The State of the Union is NOT good..... not good at all. Its so not good... I feel the fabric of our Republinc it threatened. Bigly. Believe you me.

So.... I am going to dispense with the usual State of the Union.... and instead.... read to you verbatim.... the Oversight Commitees findings on the treats to our nation. THEIR words. Not mine. THEIR WORDS!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

155 Dossier (Sung to the Melody of "Yesterday")

Dossier,
All My Troubles Seemed So Far Away
Russian Hookers Almost Everyday
Oh, I believe
The Dossier.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (ATVNj)

156
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (fceHP)
---
http://bit.ly/2Epytlw

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (y3aQB)

157 Tossier ??
Posted by: French Shep at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (4u7kU)

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Like your salad??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

158 apparently msnbc is alleging a russian bot has infiltrated the house intelligence committee.this is comedy gold, really. russian spies everywhere.
*looks suspiciously at co-worker*
Posted by: IC



I honestly don't think that the media even KNOWS what a bot is. I DO think they think it is a human spy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (TAu/7)

159 Now cuck Ryan is for full transparency. I smell a trap.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (r9UYA)

160 And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 02:09 PM (5NMZN)


Run away!!!

I friggin hate the Emergency Alert System. It's the most annoying thing on Earth and their stupid weekly tests are designed to do nothing but piss people off. Why the hell would they have to test a simple broadcast (of a screen fashioned in the 1980s, it seems) over and over and over? It drives me up a friggin wall.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (8gDQu)

161 Well,if it was a NK missile I would think my chances were fair I would live through it.Hawaii is also covered by the ground based interceptors based in Alaska.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

162 I do hope McCain can stick around long enough to see his name in the news again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (ks6bw)


Yes, I hope he's lucid enough for his pea sized brain to grasp that his legacy will be that of a seditious tool of a party smart enough to count on a witless sap to do what smarter people would tell them NFW.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (y7DUB)

163 Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (r9UYA)
---
\ You also see Snipers in every Grassy Knoll

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (y3aQB)

164 Tressier.


So even more is Farrier?

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Garyghey?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (TAu/7)

165 Back in the 1980s, before I finally got sick of the LSM's bullshit and dropped it, I had a subscription to TIME. Back then both Strobe Talbott and Sid "Vicious" Blumenthal worked there. I well remember seeing both their bylines in that rag, often together.

What a surprise....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (S5WMi)

166 Hey, what did we do to deserve that ?
We're just trying to make a living here !

Posted by: green-tinted feces flies at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (oVWx5)

167 I never watched the SOTU with the Horde before. Maybe I should consider that idea. They may be drunk commenting.

lmao! That's a certainty! Haven't heard if Ace is live blogging but I imagine he will be.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:21 PM (zRZaJ)

168 I sure hope that he flashes up a graphic on the state of ISIS since he took office. Ditto the stock market, and unemployment, and motherf*ckers that will choose to go somewhere softer (like anywhere in Europe) rather than mess with us here. Attack, Donald, attack! It's the only thing that they understand, and it's the only thing that we hired you to do! Break neck, man. Don't get squishy.

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:21 PM (EaQ6/)

169 Even a blind squirrel...........................and even Ryan has to let go of the pearls, for a moment

Posted by: French Shep at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (4u7kU)

170 150 142 And the system worked! The only problem was.......what the hell is one to do upon receiving the warning. "

Don't you remember the old Civil Defense films?

1) Sit down on a chair, well away from any glass window.
2) place both hands behind your head.
3) place your head between your knees.
4) Kiss your ass goodbye!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (k1TUh)

171
Tax cut enacted, putting billions of dollars back in the hands of working Americans -- stock market rises.

Amazon, J.P. Morgan Chase and Berkshire Hathaway announce plans to partner on ways to cut health-care costs -- putting billions of dollars back in the hands of working Americans -- stock market drops.

Makes complete sense.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (2FqvZ)

172 The examiner is usually really solid, I haven't often seen anything awful from it.

As for the Hawaiian thing: I still cannot believe people were flat out stupid enough to think that was really happening. Seriously? Who the hell is going to nuke Hawaii? If you say "North Korea" you're ignorant and idiotic, get out of the blog right now.

Nobody who COULD do it, remotely is interested in doing so, and anyone who might want to, cannot. My favorite story from that is about some dad who was there on vacation and just watched everyone run screaming out of the restaurant he was in (where were they going? what did they figure they were going to accomplish?) so he got up and ate all he wanted from the food line, nobody in his way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)

173 Strobe Talbott Worked for ?? The Godfather of The Clinton Mafia when he was President

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (y3aQB)

174 Like a telephone switchboard from the 1930s?

No. Those are organized logically and carefully designed.

The Hawaii emergency alert system is a simple html page with white background and blue links. There doesn't appear to be any common naming convention. Test messages and real messages links are right next to each other. There is no effort to separate the real from the test messages into say, color coded boxes or anything. The links are not clearly labeled, they are jargon.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (iv0p7)

175 Veyron-LaCroix and Rampal play Bach's flute sonata in G-minor. A really wintry, enchanting sonata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2NSKgvBzmg

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (/qEW2)

176 So to recap the Clintons paid some hack to write a dossier based on a dossier created by a Clinton hack and now the media says the second dossier validates the first fabricated dossier. Dear gawd how stupid does the FBI and media think we are. Both documents are fabricated lies.

Posted by: Rose at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (30UCB)

177 161 Well,if it was a NK missile I would think my chances were fair I would live through it.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (LiyEm)


If it were a Nork missile the safest place to be is wherever they were targeting the missile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

178 101 33
I am sick of the word "Dossier".

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2018 02:01 PM (t5DVd)

Francophobe
Posted by: Hugo at January 30, 2018 02:11 PM (4u7kU)

Liars Leaflet?

Posted by: the Butcher at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (DIosY)

179 159 Now cuck Ryan is for full transparency. I smell a trap.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (r9UYA)


I smell worse than that, and it is remarkable how far that stench has traveled to get all the way from DC to AK.

Now, about that worthless waste of air Murkowski, bitch thinks dismembering babies in the womb is a constitutional right. Can we try it on her to see how she likes it?

I can't chew her ass from work here, but I can send a lot of emails from home.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (7UW64)

180 165 Back in the 1980s, before I finally got sick of the LSM's bullshit and dropped it, I had a subscription to TIME. Back then both Strobe Talbott and Sid "Vicious" Blumenthal worked there. I well remember seeing both their bylines in that rag, often together.

What a surprise....
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (S5WMi)

Strobe Talbott, and his brother Disco Ball...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

181 "I honestly don't think that the media even KNOWS what a bot is. I DO think they think it is a human spy."

And it sounds just like Ahnold Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (k1TUh)

182 I friggin hate the Emergency Alert System. It's the most annoying thing on Earth and their stupid weekly tests are designed to do nothing but piss people off. Why the hell would they have to test a simple broadcast (of a screen fashioned in the 1980s, it seems) over and over and over? It drives me up a friggin wall.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 02:20 PM (8gDQu)


Those weekly tests...if it is an actual emergency, I have no idea where I'm supposed to go for shelter. And, if it is a nuclear bomb or something, I'm staying put...just take me out. I do not want to be around for the aftermath. It'll be horrific.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (7qyhD)

183 176 So to recap the Clintons paid some hack to write a dossier based on a dossier created by a Clinton hack and now the media says the second dossier validates the first fabricated dossier. Dear gawd how stupid does the FBI and media think we are. Both documents are fabricated lies.
Posted by: Rose at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (30UCB)

Hack-ception.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

184 My favorite story from that is about some dad who was there on vacation and just watched everyone run screaming out of the restaurant he was in (where were they going? what did they figure they were going to accomplish?) so he got up and ate all he wanted from the food line, nobody in his way.


He shoulda cleaned out the cash register.
Call it "a tax on stupid".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (TAu/7)

185 Repost from the last thread. Some of you guys haven't seen the Hawaii emergency alert user interface yet. It's hilariously terrible.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vszsy7

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:15 PM (iv0p7)


That's pretty much the same as the Emergency Alert screen they put up on my system. Actually, I think the Hawaii one looks more advanced.

The whole Emergency Alert System is nothing but a bad joke. A leftover from the Cold War that never really got updated, though they like to run tests with it every 35 minutes to make sure the public knows that the government is working for them ... with 1980s technology that would make a Cuban laugh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (8gDQu)

186 Take her pee pee shes all urine

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (D545H)

187 I've been called a tosser but never a dossier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (JHwDP)

188 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (fceHP)
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http://bit.ly/2Epytlw
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (y3aQB)


didn't work for me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (fceHP)

189 What time is the SOTU? I mean, is it at noon up here or something? Because I can't live stream at work, so you guys are going to have to do some serious live blogging to keep me in the loop.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2018 02:25 PM (7UW64)

190 182. If you survive the blast and fireball, your worries are - largely - over. Nukes aren't quite the doomsday weapons we were led to believe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 02:25 PM (fA1SL)

191 I never watched the SOTU with the Horde before. Maybe I should consider that idea. They may be drunk commenting.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (7qyhD)

The hoard is gross

Posted by: Laura at January 30, 2018 02:25 PM (4u7kU)

192 "That's right, Christopher Steele gave it to the FBI. Apparently Steele was being used to try to legitimize oppo files from very shady partisan hatchet men."

Bull. He was a fence. This is data laundering to give the source of the data bona fides for FISA court warrant approval.

Posted by: Not James Jesus Angleton at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (FVLz6)

193 Veyron-LaCroix and Rampal play Bach's flute



Sounds kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (TAu/7)

194 174
Like a telephone switchboard from the 1930s?



No. Those are organized logically and carefully designed.



The Hawaii emergency alert system is a simple html page with white
background and blue links. There doesn't appear to be any common naming
convention. Test messages and real messages links are right next to
each other. There is no effort to separate the real from the test
messages into say, color coded boxes or anything. The links are not
clearly labeled, they are jargon.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (iv0p7)

If you ever spent time in Hawaii, it is exactly what you would expect.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (Vl5bQ)

195 "154 He should just read the entire memo, verbatim, as his State of the Union address. They probably would need to ship in a few extra crates of duct tape in advance though.
Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:14 PM (EaQ6/)

I would actually be for this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

------

My fellow Americans. The State of the Union is NOT good..... not good at all. Its so not good... I feel the fabric of our Republinc it threatened. Bigly. Believe you me.

So.... I am going to dispense with the usual State of the Union.... and instead.... read to you verbatim.... the Oversight Commitees findings on the treats to our nation. THEIR words. Not mine. THEIR WORDS!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2018 02:19 PM (8XRCm) "


All of this ... then announce the arrests.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (oVWx5)

196 anyone who might want to, cannot

You're expecting the average citizen to know the rocket capabilities of North Korea?

I haven't really been paying attention, but I know the Norks have been lobbing rockets over by Japan on the regular.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (iv0p7)

197 Civil Defence - Duck and Cover!
Hawaiians - fap, fap, fap, fap...

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (gbWkA)

198 What time is the SOTU? I mean, is it at noon up here or something? Because I can't live stream at work, so you guys are going to have to do some serious live blogging to keep me in the loop.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2018 02:25 PM (7UW64)


9PM EST, you're safe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (fceHP)

199 If it were a Nork missile the safest place to be is wherever they were targeting the missile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (YqDXo)


Absolutely G-D correct.

Unless the Russians or ChiComs are helping them. In which case all bets are off.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (2FqvZ)

200 Strobe Talbot insisted everything Reagan did regarding the Soviet Union was wrong and the assholes in the MFM still referred to him as an expert with no sense of irony.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (y7DUB)

201 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:24 PM (fceHP)

Basically just states that Cody Shearer Sister worked For Hilary & he is a Good Friend Of Hilary

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (y3aQB)

202 So, when the NYTs reports that the Steele dossier was used "in part" as the basis for the FISA warrant, does that mean that this second fake dossier is the other "part"?



And is the Democrat memo going to be based on the this new dossier?

Posted by: girldog at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (g5YYQ)

203 Strobe Talbott, and his brother Disco Ball...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)


Strobe Talbott was just a flash in the pan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

204 69 It's easy to see an obvious reason the Shearer Memo was created - first, you have Steele come up with a glossy sounding dossier which supposedly has his professional reputation behind it; then, you feed a lot of the same info to Shearer and have him write up another memo; then you give the Shearer memo to Steele and says "look, they say some of the same things!" and then the FBI can say "look at this! We have two independent dossiers that are saying the same things, it must be true!"

It's self-validation worked out by whoever originally came up with the info, probably Sydney Blumenthal.
Posted by: Tom Servo

What you are theorizing is a conspiracy, and in doing so, hit the nail on the head. Don't forget the part of giving it to people who are happy to pretend to be fooled.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (kfcYC)

205 Blast and fireball? Those are the trendy new cheap bourbons, right?

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (EaQ6/)

206 By that standard (two independent sources based on zero facts) Hillary killed Vince Foster.

And Stevie Wonder can see.

Posted by: Mike S at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (Gyg4r)

207 If it were a Nork missile the safest place to be is wherever they were targeting the missile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

True, dat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (YA0uK)

208 Cody Shearer's father Lloyd Shearer was the gossip peddler for Parade Magazine for many years. The Shearers have been close to the Clintons since the early 1970s if not earlier. Strobe Talbott, husband of Brooke Shearer (twin sister of Cody), obtained and translated the Kruschev Diaries. Lloyd Shearer was very close to Daniel Ellsberg and his circle of leftists. Cody Shearer worked with notorious Speedway bomber Bret Kimberlin to peddle the phony Quayle pot-buying story.



Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (Ey6du)

209 President Trump has told aides he wants a memo alleging the FBI abused its surveillance tools released as quickly as possible, but not before the State of the Union address

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

210 9PM EST, you're safe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (fceHP)


Oh good. Thanks, dear. I can make it home by 5:00 pm.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (7UW64)

211 BTW, the Jharles Chonson pronunciation meme dates back to one of the few media appearances the Corpulent Creep made during his 15 minutes of fame stolen from buckhead, in which he mispronounced "milieu" as "mill-yo."

Just in case anyone wondered.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (7+71Q)

212 I honestly don't think that the media even KNOWS what a bot is."

Like hacking. They don't know what it means but it sounds sinister and involves computers, somehow. Or phones. They can't decide which. It involves typing fast on a keyboard while things show up on a screen, I've seen the movies! These guys are ignorant of just about everything useful or meaningful in the world.

Repost from the last thread. Some of you guys haven't seen the Hawaii emergency alert user interface yet. It's hilariously terrible.

Is that the one that includes the post-it note with the freaking PASSWORD on it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

213 Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.

Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!

Posted by: cool breeze at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (2cg7P)

214 >> I friggin hate the Emergency Alert System.

The EAS announcements here sounds like a old woman under water yodeling. Worst broadcast audio I've ever heard. Barely understandable.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (r9UYA)

215 I never watched the SOTU with the Horde before. Maybe I should consider that idea. They may be drunk commenting.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:17 PM (7qyhD)


May? May? T'aint no 'may' about it.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (Enq6K)

216 Why would anyone think catching Trump with prostitutes is blackmail material?

I'd think he'd ask for a copy of the tape.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (nKbPK)

217 211 BTW, the Jharles Chonson pronunciation meme dates back to one of the few media appearances the Corpulent Creep made during his 15 minutes of fame stolen from buckhead, in which he mispronounced "milieu" as "mill-yo."

Just in case anyone wondered.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (7+71Q)

Mill-YOOO. I laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

218 Unless the Russians or ChiComs are helping them.

The Chinese are helping them. Those guys helped the Iraqi army, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

219 All of this ... then announce the arrests.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (oVWx5)


You are getting a new jumpsuit!
And you, and you!

Posted by: Oprah at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (oRlt1)

220 I figure that about the time that his address to Congress is done, I will have won the MegaMillions! Things are lookin' up!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (EaQ6/)

221
last and fireball? Those are the trendy new cheap bourbons, right?


No, schnapps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (pNxlR)

222 Today, Congressman Paul Gosar contacted the U.S. Capitol Police, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions, asking they consider checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance.

1:33 PM - Jan 30, 2018

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (y3aQB)

223 so you guys are going to have to do some serious live blogging to keep me in the loop.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Here's a preview:
Tax Cut
Stock Market
Yuge
Biggly
Winning

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (xBSm0)

224 The examiner is usually really solid, I haven't often seen anything awful from it.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)


They refer to The Guardian in the piece, which is a joke in itself in this case.

The Guardian.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (fceHP)

225 I do not want to be around for the aftermath. It'll be horrific.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 30, 2018 02:23 PM (7qyhD)

Hey! Think of all the assholes you'd get to shoot, and take their stuff, with no fear of retribution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (YA0uK)

226 Mill-YOOO. I laughed.

Its kinda close to the French pronounciation, kinda mill-yeuh. One of those words you have to have a sense of disgust and haughtiness to pronounce correctly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)

227 97 I want decapitations and heads on pikes!
Posted by: ShainS

I'll look after the lopping; what you do with the heads is your business.

Posted by: Pres. DJ Trump at January 30, 2018 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

228 Someone needs to do a personal pronoun usage ticker.

I am betting he will come in under the previous occupant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

229 >>222 Today, Congressman Paul Gosar contacted the U.S. Capitol Police, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions, asking they consider checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance.

1:33 PM - Jan 30, 2018

That just gave me ironwood.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:31 PM (r9UYA)

230 Have the GPS Fusion financial records been released so the journalists they paid are public? I'd wager GPS Fusion is behind both bogus dossiers.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (hUqh+)

231 asking they consider checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance.

I'd love to see that, as they leave. Pick them off one after another, and ship em off. But it will never happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

232 If I were elected, we wouldn't be talking about any of this.

We would be talking about federally-mandated sexual harassment training for al men, and unrestricted immigration for all countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation, and the my landmark Federal Empowerment Making Individuals Nice In Sexual Terms (FEMINIST) Act.

Posted by: Hillary at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (MnkFD)

233 yo

Posted by: George at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (bCl1W)

234 208 Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (Ey6du)

You said his name.

Now he's going to sue you.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (WDCYi)

235 Oh, yeah. I forgot.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (MnkFD)

236 > One of those words you have to have a sense of disgust and
haughtiness to pronounce correctly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)<

Let me give that a try.......Schiff. Schiff. Makes face......Schiff. I think you're on to something here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (sjdRT)

237 As I understand it, the Piss Dossier allegedly was salted with information obtained illegally from NSA intercept database "702 inquiries" (if I have the correct terminology there) via unauthorized, unofficial access by contractors/outsiders, and the salted information was then cited as partial corroboration for the Piss Dossier since it matched the NSA intercept database from which it was originally taken.

Have I got that right?

How easy life was going to be for these bozos if Hillary had gotten elected, and how hard life is getting for them since she was not.

I believe these desperate creeps are capable of anything now, including murder.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (yZ4A0)

238 >>222 Today, Congressman Paul Gosar contacted the U.S. Capitol
Police, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions, asking they consider
checking identification of all attending the State of the Union address
and arresting any illegal aliens in attendance.

"asking they consider"

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (Vl5bQ)

239 Steele was just looking for his next paycheck. It is that simple. He fed bullshit about Trump to people willing to spoon it into their mouth without question. Bullshit is vagan, right?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (rdl6o)

240 yo no ho

Posted by: George at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (bCl1W)

241 At what point does this govt prosecuting POTUS and his crew cross into witness tampering?

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (g4lFK)

242 Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.

Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!
Posted by: cool breeze at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (2cg7P)

Holy fuck, let this be true!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (zRZaJ)

243 Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (rdl6o)

244 Does the Washington Examiner keep Byron York around to give them legitimacy?

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (Iz8Py)

245 223 so you guys are going to have to do some serious live blogging to keep me in the loop.

Posted by: tcn in AK

'Holy crap he just ordered the arrest of Pelosi live on air.'

'Holy crap he just ordered ICE to raid Capitol Hill.'

'Holy crap he just invited Hillary to the podium and threw a pie in her face.'

'Holy crap the entire MSNBC panel literally just spontaneously combusted live on air.'

In my dreams anyway.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (72PAC)

246 I can't believe you guys did not know that Dossier is the secret fabric used is a Bustierre

And they rhyme.



Posted by: B ( . ) ( . ) ies at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (7qyhD)

247 The EAS announcements here sounds like a old woman under water yodeling. Worst broadcast audio I've ever heard. Barely understandable.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (r9UYA)


When they run the tests here it's silent for about 20 seconds and then it sounds like a storm or something in the background with a heavily distorted voice of some guy announcing the test. It's all done with a blue screen and fixed width text in the background, with an ancient chyron scrolling across the bottom.

I'm getting very close to cutting the cable and getting rid of these annoying EAS interruptions is a big part of it. It even cuts in to the cable DVR playing and then the cable system is too stupid, evidently, to be able to account for it and return to the DVR playing. Unreal.

Government ... there's nothing they can't totally fvck up - and for no good reason.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (8gDQu)

248 216 Why would anyone think catching Trump with prostitutes is blackmail material?

I'd think he'd ask for a copy of the tape.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2018 02:29 PM (nKbPK)

Those Russian hookers are high energy! Bigly!

Posted by: The Golden Scalp Weasel at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

249 242
Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.



Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!

Posted by: cool breeze at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (2cg7P)



Holy fuck, let this be true!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2018 02:33 PM (zRZaJ)

So how you all like the taste of my ass so far?

Posted by: Trump at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (bCl1W)

250 Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.

Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!
Posted by: cool breeze at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (2cg7P)


I hope this is true, but I hear so many conflicting stories about the 5 day wait period.

I'm not sure what is the best timing for this.

Hollywood is going to go nuts tonight. That nutcase Democrat Maxine or whoever is going to drool and try to put sentences together.

And I really want Trump's speech to be covered. It is important for Americans to know what is going on.

/sigh

I want it all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:35 PM (fceHP)

251 Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!

Posted by: cool breeze at January 30, 2018 02:28 PM (2cg7P)

Heh...heh...I love this President. I really do. And its up to 6 dem responses, the last I heard.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:35 PM (a0IVu)

252 Hey...I want a dossier and a lousy T shirt.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2018 02:35 PM (fYChk)

253 Those EAS announcements in World War Z? That's what they really sound like.

Posted by: blasterBOT at January 30, 2018 02:35 PM (Z5y53)

254 You said his name.



Now he's going to sue you.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:32 PM (WDCYi)

Or might sue Ace. 208 might need to be edited to remove personal name. Stupid, I know, but there is a history.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (YA0uK)

255 OT but I finally got around to ordering the Deplorable Gourmet, I've been traveling and couldn't make sure I'd be here to receive it until now. Our neighborhood is lovely but has been plagued with criminals following the delivery trucks and stealing the packages off the porch as amazon or usps or fedex or big brown delivers them.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (EBwPV)

256 I just hope that the blast and the fireball don't ruin all of the bacon and cream cheese down at the local market. There'd be some good cheap food for a couple of weeks after. And since most of the dealers would be out on the street, one could easily search their smoldering corpses and relieve them of their pills and powder and herb. Upside! Gotta think of the upside!

Posted by: goon at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (EaQ6/)

257 NY Slime has a editorial by a moon bat, "Please don't all him President Trump"

So why don't we call him slayer of fcking idiots?

Posted by: Trump at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (bCl1W)

258 Upstanding State of the Union (Cartoon) borrowed from Conservative Tree House:

https://tinyurl.com/yae647c2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)

259 Trump should be carried in on one of those Roman litters by scantly clad slave girls. Then stride up to the podium and give all the dems a hearty FU!

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (gbWkA)

260 off trump sock

Posted by: George at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (bCl1W)

261 'Holy crap the entire MSNBC panel literally just spontaneously combusted live on air.'

In my dreams anyway.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 30, 2018 02:34 PM (72PAC)

"Holy Crap he just tossed a bag of dicks at Maxine Waters!"

"Holy crap, he just said Nancy Pelosi was more full of shit than a whale with no ass!"

"Holy Crap, now Maxine and Paul Ryan are fighting over the bag of dicks!"

"We need to get the National Guard in there! This is like the Red Wedding."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

262 I think the Emergency Broadcasting system was last updated in the Carter administration. I mean, yeah they send stuff to your cell phone so that's new but the guts of it, the recordings etc. Old, decrepit, not updated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)

263 It is a five day viewing period.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 30, 2018 02:37 PM (rdl6o)

264 Heh...heh...I love this President. I really do. And its up to 6 dem responses, the last I heard.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:35 PM (a0IVu)



I can hear Trump shouting to the press, "You hear my speech guys? Hit it out of the park. Highest ratings ever. It took six of them to try to refute it. Six. Losers, all of them."

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 02:37 PM (2FqvZ)

265 Tammy Bruce interpretation of the Uniparty being against releasing unredacted data: Knowing who government criminals are will be damaging to national security.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:37 PM (y7DUB)

266 Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.



So I should plan not to get any sleep tonight?

Posted by: B ( . ) ( . ) ies at January 30, 2018 02:37 PM (7qyhD)

267
... bzzzzzzz ... Thish ish a tech of the ... crackle ... crackle .... cash cistern. Had thish ben an axhole emer ... pop! pop! crackle ... bzzzzzzz ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (pNxlR)

268 Hollywood is going to go nuts tonight. That nutcase Democrat Maxine or whoever is going to drool and try to put sentences together.



That will be one to tape. Comedy gold Jerry!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (TAu/7)

269 I read something on The Federalist that Adam Schiff was once regarded as bipartisan. The story goes on to point out he has lost his credibility.
But I find it hard to believe he ever had that bipartisan credibility.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (nBr1j)

270 223 so you guys are going to have to do some serious live blogging to keep me in the loop.

Posted by: tcn in AK

Here's a preview:
Tax Cut
Stock Market
Yuge
Biggly
Winning
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 30, 2018 02:30 PM (xBSm0)
--------

Don't forget:
Judges
Deregulation

Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

271 I remember when the Washington Times and The Free Beacon were anti-Clinton lights in the darkness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (xJa6I)

272 @258

That's a winner

Posted by: George at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (bCl1W)

273 There are some real recording on You Tube of EAS Nuclear War announcements.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (gbWkA)

274 Upstanding State of the Union (Cartoon) borrowed from Conservative Tree House:



https://tinyurl.com/yae647c2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)

That is hilarious, Fen!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (YA0uK)

275 Veyron-LaCroix and Rampal play Bach's flute

Sounds kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:26 PM (TAu/7)


========

Some days I wonder why I bother trying to enculturate you morons. I think I need weep on Bill Kristol's shoulder.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (/qEW2)

276 262 I think the Emergency Broadcasting system was last updated in the Carter administration. I mean, yeah they send stuff to your cell phone so that's new but the guts of it, the recordings etc. Old, decrepit, not updated.
-------------------------
It would be a hoot if Trump recorded the message himself. Imagine the panic being told by Trump personally that 'Shit Has Hit the Yuge Fan Bigly - Run, Duck, Take Cover'.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (YV+SU)

277 What I don't understand, why does anyone think Trump would be 'compromised' because he used a hooker? Does he seem to be the kind of guy who would see that as a bad thing, or he would just brag about how beautiful and expensive they were?

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (7pOq5)

278 Why would this guy even be writing a dossier?

He has NO intelligence background.

Who would have "commissioned" this dossier?

Is this guy known for going around and writing dossiers willy nilly? Or dilly dilly?

This is coming out to help thwart the house Memo. See, we didn't just rely on one memo from one individual. There were multitudes of information out there that we, the FBI, needed to corroborate. And the fact he's a Clinton crony, well, they're involved in politics for nearly the last half century. Of course they'll now people who know them.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (bB4HN)

279 258 Upstanding State of the Union (Cartoon) borrowed from Conservative Tree House:

https://tinyurl.com/yae647c2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)

Hey Fen. You doing all right? Many commentors were asking after you the last couple of days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

280 I'm sure the SOTU will be another prepared, carefully written knock it out of the park "I can't believe he can make that good a speech" speech that will gobsmack and confuse the left for a few hours. His off the cuff stuff is super effective, but rambling and odd, but his prepared speeches are for the ages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

281 >>Government ... there's nothing they can't totally fvck up - and for no good reason.

In Seattle they went from the static and harsh unintelligible announcement to the underwater unintelligible announcement. Improvement !

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (r9UYA)

282 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)


I am so glad to see you!

We were all missing you.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (7qyhD)

283 I'm expecting Adam Schiff's gigantic head to start expanding on camera and give birth the biggest bot fly ever.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:41 PM (nBr1j)

284 213 Rush Limbaugh reportedly just said that Trump will release the FISA memo immediately after his State of the Union address.

Nice way to step on the 5+ Democratic responses!
Posted by: cool breeze

The squashing of the responses will be purely accidental, unintended, and incidental. This media stuff is hard to figure out. Winning on the other hand...

Posted by: Pres. DJ Trump at January 30, 2018 02:41 PM (kfcYC)

285 Bolshevik tribe is busy busy busy ....

Posted by: WontSubmit at January 30, 2018 02:41 PM (122Gu)

286 I heard that Hillary Clinton and all the top DemonRats regularly perform Satanic rituals in which virgins are sacrificed, human fetuses are devoured, and sex with animals is rampant.

I heard it, so it must be true.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2018 02:42 PM (BfOXk)

287 Who would have "commissioned" this dossier?
...

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (bB4HN)

~~~~~

Perhaps a dirty tricks organization whose known to pay journalists for "research"? Like Fusion GPS, specifically.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (hUqh+)

288 Fen is back? Appropriate scripture:

Luke 15:23
And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (2FqvZ)

289 Actually, I heard it inside my head as I was typing my last post.

BUT I STILL HEARD IT!

So it must be true.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (BfOXk)

290 Why would anyone think catching Trump with prostitutes is blackmail material?

Trump is a wealthy businessman who has been around wealthy businessmen all his life. Does anyone believe for a second it wasn't common knowledge in that crowd in 2013 that foreign governments will try to entrap them in Russian hotels, or Chinese hotels, or any number of other locations?

Seriously?

Every executive I know who travels to China or Russia has a laptop they only use when they're there. Otherwise that thing is locked up and shut down. They NEVER connect that thing to the company's network. That's just SOP.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (iv0p7)

291 278 Why would this guy even be writing a dossier?

He has NO intelligence background.

Who would have "commissioned" this dossier?

Is this guy known for going around and writing dossiers willy nilly? Or dilly dilly?

This is coming out to help thwart the house Memo. See, we didn't just rely on one memo from one individual. There were multitudes of information out there that we, the FBI, needed to corroborate. And the fact he's a Clinton crony, well, they're involved in politics for nearly the last half century. Of course they'll now people who know them.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:39 PM (bB4HN)

So who gets to write dossiers? Could the Horde write a collective dossier?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (nBr1j)

292 Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (7qyhD)

Thanks; I plan to post more infrequently from here on, but I will be here correcting grammar and morality as I usually do. J/K ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (8+Ozj)

293 285 Bolshevik tribe is busy busy busy ....
Posted by: WontSubmit at January 30, 2018 02:41 PM (122Gu)

They must earnestly struggle for the success of the fourth Five-Year Plan.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

294 Fen! So glad you're here..is everything okay? I was worried something was going on with your son and that's why you were missing from here.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:44 PM (a0IVu)

295 Murphy's third law of politics.
The amount of guilt is directly proportionate the amount of guilt. We're talking Megatons.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 30, 2018 02:45 PM (YhPGK)

296 Trump's Approval Highest in West Virginia, Lowest in Vermont -Gallup News

I'm so disappointed with the Clogenstein family.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:45 PM (r9UYA)

297 By the same logic, the widely-traveled rumor that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian is true because different people with zero proof or verification have told me that. (One who worked for the Bill Clinton administration, by the way. He said "everyone knows." But again, no proof. The fact that multiple people spread the same unsubstantiated rumors do not cause the unsubstantiated rumors to cross-verify each other.)

Well, I heard in the comments section of a certain blog that Harry Reid diddles Boy Scouts hidden in a sub-basement of his home in Searchlight. Several commenters corroborated this so it MUST be true!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

298 I read something on The Federalist that Adam Schiff was once regarded as bipartisan. The story goes on to point out he has lost his credibility.
But I find it hard to believe he ever had that bipartisan credibility.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:38 PM (nBr1j)


I think by that they mean that the bugeyed pile of shit has appeared on Fox News Sunday, where Chris Wallace tossed softballs at him while jerking him off under the desk. That rates a profiles in courage from those idiots for dealing with those meanies and liars on Faux News.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

299 Anyone see how Russia's ability to fund its government is getting increasingly difficult because of the collapsed oil prices?

When will Trump come to their rescue? They gave him the presidency in order to do their bidding, didn't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (3T+T0)

300 Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:44 PM (a0IVu)

That's very kind of you. My departure had nothing to do with my son, although he is in a somewhat bad patch right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (8+Ozj)

301 Shoots T shirt cannon at Fenelon.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (fYChk)

302 Well, I heard in the comments section of a certain blog that Harry Reid diddles Boy Scouts hidden in a sub-basement of his home in Searchlight. Several commenters corroborated this so it MUST be true!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

I heard that too! Double plus corroborated!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

303 Hysteria = guilt.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 30, 2018 02:47 PM (WPyjd)

304 It's self-validation worked out by whoever originally came up with the info, probably Sydney Blumenthal.
Posted by: Tom Servo

What you are theorizing is a conspiracy, and in doing so, hit the nail on the head. Don't forget the part of giving it to people who are happy to pretend to be fooled.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 30, 2018 02:27 PM (kfcYC)

Then there's the people who say we're kooks for thinking the pee-pee pack of pernicious paid political poop is something other than direct revelation from God himself passed down from atop the holy mountain.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

305 302. #EverybodyKnows

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 02:47 PM (fA1SL)

306 299 Anyone see how Russia's ability to fund its government is getting increasingly difficult because of the collapsed oil prices?

When will Trump come to their rescue? They gave him the presidency in order to do their bidding, didn't they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (3T+T0)

The nefarious, notorious evil genius Drumpf is playing 12-dimensional chess. What an idiot, amirite?

Posted by: The Left, Cognitively Dissonating at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder unable to push away the keyboard and hitting refresh every 2.25 seconds.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

308 300 Posted by: IC at January 30, 2018 02:44 PM (a0IVu)

That's very kind of you. My departure had nothing to do with my son, although he is in a somewhat bad patch right now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (8+Ozj)

Nice to see you. Sorry your son's having a rough time.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

309 If at first your dossier seeds
Try, try again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (hMwEB)

310 That's very kind of you. My departure had nothing to do with my son, although he is in a somewhat bad patch right now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (8+Ozj)

Hope everything works out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

311 Rush saying that German broadcasting has come under fire for intentionally boosting the booing Trump received at Davos. Of course they did. Nothing is real. All the media does is fabricate.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

312
Pee Pee Parties always need to be double verified, one the pee-er, and one the pee-ee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (r+sAi)

313 >>307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder

The stains wash off eventually. The fat however...

Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (r9UYA)

314 osted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

Thanks. I'm irritable. ;^) This too will pass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (8+Ozj)

315 307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder unable to push away the keyboard and hitting refresh every 2.25 seconds.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

Go keto. Just munch pre-cooked bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

316 306 Anyone see how Russia's ability to fund its government is getting increasingly difficult because of the collapsed oil prices?

When will Trump come to their rescue? They gave him the presidency in order to do their bidding, didn't they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 02:46 PM (3T+T0)

The nefarious, notorious evil genius Drumpf is playing 12-dimensional chess. What an idiot, amirite?
Posted by: The Left, Cognitively Dissonating at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

=============

I'm waiting for him to outlaw fracking, limit offshore drilling, and overthrow a Middle-East dictator (who had previously given up his nuclear weapons program at our behest), throwing the region into chaos all in order to drive up oil prices for his buddy Putin.

A reset button would be a nice touch, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (3T+T0)

317 Sorry Fenelon, you have not been granted parole from your HQ sentence.

You gotta stick here with the rest of us inmates.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (hMwEB)

318 I still think Egg McMuffin was involved, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (WDCYi)

wasn't he in the CIA?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (bB4HN)

319 314 osted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

Thanks. I'm irritable. ;^) This too will pass.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (8+Ozj)

It happens. My suggestion would be to ignore the a-holes, but that would catch this statement in the net.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

320 Rush saying that German broadcasting has come under fire for intentionally boosting the booing Trump received at Davos. Of course they did. Nothing is real. All the media does is fabricate.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 30, 2018 02:49 PM (mQ0Mc)


The cheering for Hitlery while she read from the Wolff book at that awards ceremony sounded as phony as hell, too. They had to 'mix' her voice -- from a recording -- with the audience. Just who got mixed louder?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 02:51 PM (2FqvZ)

321 307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder unable to push away the keyboard and hitting refresh every 2.25 seconds.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

The reason why I lurk now, instead of posting and hanging on every post.... Step 1... Step 2.... check in less often... therapeutic.... Step 3... get out and DO something.

Posted by: A. Lurker at January 30, 2018 02:51 PM (zSVEm)

322

OT interesting

Artificial Intelligence May Have Cracked Freaky 600-Year-Old Manuscript

https://tinyurl.com/ycakkwxp
Gizmodo

But not for want of trying. The manuscript is considered the world's most important cipher, one scrutinized by cryptographers, both professional and amateurs, for decades. It was even analyzed by codebreakers during the Second World War, but even they had no luck. Various theories about the code have been tossed around over the years, including that it was created using semi-random encryption schemes; anagrams; or writing systems in which vowels have been removed. Some have even suggested the document is an elaborate hoax.

...

The first step was to figure out the language of the ciphered text. To that end, an AI studied the text of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights" as it was written in 380 different languages, looking for patterns. Following this training, the AI analyzed the Voynich gibberish, concluding with a high rate of certainty that the text was written in encoded Hebrew. Kondrak and Hauer were taken aback, as they went into the project thinking it was formed from Arabic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (fceHP)

323 Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (2FqvZ)

Thanks, Jim. If I had wasted my life in riotous living it would probably be a more interesting story, but I will be glad to eat part of fatted calf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)

324 Fen, stick around for our sake please

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (aC6Sd)

325 318 I still think Egg McMuffin was involved, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (WDCYi)

wasn't he in the CIA?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (bB4HN)

~~~

The CIA has janitors and lobby guards too.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 02:53 PM (hUqh+)

326 78 The Dossier took my Baby Away to Ramones' KKK Took My Baby Away
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 30, 2018 02:07 PM (y3aQB)

One day while studying for the bar exam, I played the Ramones' greatest hits in the background and subconsciously changed all the lyrics to legal themes. It worked surprisingly well. "Briefcase Bop, I Wanna Be Subpoenaed, The ABA Took My Baby Away..."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 30, 2018 02:53 PM (mynhJ)

327 307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder unable to push away the keyboard and hitting refresh every 2.25 seconds.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)


This is me, without the Cheeto stains. Things are falling by the wayside IRL! Of course, they are things I'd rather not do and have been procrastinating on, but this week, of all weeks, it is rather tough to stay away from Ace b/c of the government explosions coming. I mean, I've been waiting years for these festering pustules to pop.

I probably need a life coach screaming at me. Ya know, like actors have sobriety coaches living with them so they can't drink.

I need one that stops my procrastination.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (7qyhD)

328 >>wasn't he in the CIA?

He's a Mormon so, yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (r9UYA)

329 Memo to released tonight, following the SOTU.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (mqcyG)

330
The weird thing is the p p party isn't believable on its face and the freaking fbi says yeah lets go with that. It is so ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

331 And yet Leftist callers on conservative radio show are stil damn positive Mueller is doing a fine job and will be rewarded for his diligent work.

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (aC6Sd)

332 >>>>Seriously?



Every executive I know who travels to China or Russia has a laptop
they only use when they're there. Otherwise that thing is locked up and
shut down. They NEVER connect that thing to the company's network.
That's just SOP.
.
.
.That was standard practice at the Naval War College for any trips to suspect Countries like Russia or China. Those laptops did not come anywhere near any US Government network. Eventually the were banned from taking any laptops or blackberries to those Countries.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 02:55 PM (+Dllb)

333 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

Well, if you're an a-hole you're doing a very poor job of it. :^)

Thanks, Insomniac and Aetius for your concern about my son.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:55 PM (8+Ozj)

334
They should wait a few days on release of the memo so the sotu doesn't overshadow it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2018 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

335 Did you guys see the Maxine Waters letter to United Bank?

It was a solicitation of funds, but there are at least two interesting tidbits. First, she wants them to help keep 41K Somalis being relocated to LA hush hush. Second, she is trying to secure the Speaker of the House position.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:56 PM (iv0p7)

336 69,
"It's self-validation worked out by whoever originally came up with the info, probably Sydney Blumenthal."


My money is on Ben Rhodes, well known writer of fiction.

Posted by: geoffb at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (zOpu5)

337 We shall see who is lying to their audience. Ours or theirs.


I pretty sure I already know.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (fYChk)

338 329 Memo to released tonight, following the SOTU.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (mqcyG)

Source?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

339 I still think Egg McMuffin was involved, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2018 02:12 PM (WDCYi)

wasn't he in the CIA?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 02:50 PM (bB4HN)

~~~

The CIA has janitors and lobby guards too.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 02:53 PM (hUqh+)


Can you imagine him having a responsibility other than looking weird and annoying people?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

340 The fact that multiple people spread the same unsubstantiated rumors do not cause the unsubstantiated rumors to cross-verify each other.


Oh FFS. (not at you, ace)

This is middle school stuff. This is Sandy said that Tom told her that Anna let Billy touch her *whisper* boob *lower whisper* under her shirt* and then Tammy said that Bobby told her the same thing so it must be true!

*clambers onto soap box*

Here's what I want to know. How many times has the FBI prettied up the 302s or whatever they are called in non-political cases? How many documents and emails and texts and every other bit of information "got lost" in your run of the mill securities violation case? How many blatantly false statements were made to a judge without anyone ever finding out?

Because, just like the Cliven Bundy trial, I do not believe, at all, that the stuff with Trump is the first time any of the people involved in that investigation have done the actions of which they are suspected.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

341 334
They should wait a few days on release of the memo so the sotu doesn't overshadow it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2018 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

Trump should just say: "I want everyone watching to read the memo I am ordering released after this broadcast. You should see what some in government are doing in your name."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

342 Eventually the were banned from taking any laptops or blackberries to those Countries.

Too bad soldiers don't seem to have got that message RE fitness trackers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (iv0p7)

343 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?

I seem to be the only one who doesn't know who belongs to this nickname.

Or maybe the only one willing to ask.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (7qyhD)

344 We buy the kid a laptop every time he goes to china. Then trash it when he gets home. He doesn't use his school email, look at his online banking or use it for anything that can be hacked and create problems while he's there.

Posted by: NCKate at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (rBt/h)

345 327 307 I may need to ban myself from the HQ, lest I wind up a Cheeto stained 350 pounder unable to push away the keyboard and hitting refresh every 2.25 seconds.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)


This is me, without the Cheeto stains. Things are falling by the wayside IRL! Of course, they are things I'd rather not do and have been procrastinating on, but this week, of all weeks, it is rather tough to stay away from Ace b/c of the government explosions coming. I mean, I've been waiting years for these festering pustules to pop.

I probably need a life coach screaming at me. Ya know, like actors have sobriety coaches living with them so they can't drink.

I need one that stops my procrastination.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (7qyhD)

Over the last two weeks I've spent an inordinate amount of time on the HQ. I think most of you know why. I need to press back into life--maybe slowly but I need to do it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (nBr1j)

346 Source?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

https://tinyurl.com/y7rssmsb

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (mqcyG)

347 Did you guys see the Maxine Waters letter to United Bank?

It was a solicitation of funds, but there are at least two interesting tidbits.

First, she wants them to help keep 41K Somalis being relocated to LA hush hush.



They're gonna be pirates on the LA River.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (TAu/7)

348 332,
"That was standard practice at the Naval War College for any trips to
suspect Countries like Russia or China. Those laptops did not come
anywhere near any US Government network. Eventually the were banned from
taking any laptops or blackberries to those Countries."


Hillary and company had a special, double-secret, exemption.

Posted by: geoffb at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (zOpu5)

349 343 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (7qyhD)

He's how the Hamburglar got his name.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (72PAC)

350 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

And that is the rub. WTH does FBI not record meetings? Aside from the obvious.

We put body cams on police, we should do the same here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (ycWCI)

351 Egg McMuffin == Evan McMullen

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (y7DUB)

352 I need one that stops my procrastination.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (7qyhD)

fight procrastination with procrastination

you want to get started on Thing A
pick an even more urgent and important Thing B to do
procrastinate on Thing B by working on Thing A

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

353 Can you imagine him having a responsibility other than looking weird and annoying people?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

~~~
Is being a puffy asshole a responsibility?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (hUqh+)

354 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (fceHP)

Interesting but I wish they would stop calling it AI. It's pattern recognition, not intelligence. Most of what they call AI wasn't possible a decade or two simply because the datasets were too small and there wasn't enough processing power. It's not some thinking machine.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (J70i0)

355 343 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?

I seem to be the only one who doesn't know who belongs to this nickname.

Or maybe the only one willing to ask.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (7qyhD)

He was a presidential candidate *snort*.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (ycWCI)

356 Avenge Me!

Posted by: Roy Moar at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (g4lFK)

357 Egg McMuffin = Evan McMullin

Posted by: geoffb at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (zOpu5)

358 352 I need one that stops my procrastination.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:54 PM (7qyhD)

fight procrastination with procrastination

you want to get started on Thing A
pick an even more urgent and important Thing B to do
procrastinate on Thing B by working on Thing A
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

Hmm. I may have to start doing that. Someday. Maybe.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (nBr1j)

359 350 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2018 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

And that is the rub. WTH does FBI not record meetings? Aside from the obvious.

We put body cams on police, we should do the same here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (ycWCI)

What, and not give them the flexibility they need to put away people they KNOW are guilty but can't otherwise prove it? Why don't you want us to be safe? Why do you hate America?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

360 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 02:58 PM (7qyhD)


He was the 2016 replacement for Mike Huntsman, only less well-known and no facility with Chinese.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (8gDQu)

361 322

OT interesting

Artificial Intelligence May Have Cracked Freaky 600-Year-Old Manuscript

https://tinyurl.com/ycakkwxp
Gizmodo

But not for want of trying. The manuscript is considered the world's most important cipher, one scrutinized by cryptographers, both professional and amateurs, for decades. It was even analyzed by codebreakers during the Second World War, but even they had no luck. Various theories about the code have been tossed around over the years, including that it was created using semi-random encryption schemes; anagrams; or writing systems in which vowels have been removed. Some have even suggested the document is an elaborate hoax.

...

The first step was to figure out the language of the ciphered text. To that end, an AI studied the text of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights" as it was written in 380 different languages, looking for patterns. Following this training, the AI analyzed the Voynich gibberish, concluding with a high rate of certainty that the text was written in encoded Hebrew. Kondrak and Hauer were taken aback, as they went into the project thinking it was formed from Arabic.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (fceHP

===========

Really interesting. I'd like to see this team take a crack at some ancient languages, like Linear A and Elamite. It'd be interesting to let them take a crack at the Vinca Script as well. Doubt they could do much with the Indus Valley Script: just not enough there to anaylze.

Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (/IX1T)

362 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?

Evan McMullin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_McMullin

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (iv0p7)

363 Oh what tangled web we weave when first we procrastinate about deceiving.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (fYChk)

364 What, and not give them the flexibility they need to put away people they KNOW are guilty but can't otherwise prove it? Why don't you want us to be safe? Why do you hate America?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

I am just crazy that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

365 And that is the rub. WTH does FBI not record meetings? Aside from the obvious.

People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)

366 My G-D Shep is a walking talking point for the Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (5y11N)

367 I don't think Hillary is a lesbian. I think she's a Webb Hubbellian.

and those Webb Hubbell/Chelsea Clinton photos really are almost creepy in their resemblance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (k1TUh)

368 Egg McMuffin == Evan McMullen
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (y7DUB)

The Mormon spoiler candidate for Utah. I think he won more votes in VA.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (J70i0)

369 Gennifer Flowers has your back, ace -- Daily Mail reported back in 2013 that she said:

Gennifer said: 'I don't know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn't care. He should know.'

'He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had.'


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9uhs8du

No word on if she likes to wear Crocs though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (0ogQG)

370 Reports are Hillary took her Crackberry to China, unsecured and all brought it back to continue to use it.

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (aC6Sd)

371
They're gonna be pirates on the LA River.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 02:59 PM (TAu/7)


I see an opportunity for a 'Viking' cruise on the LA River. With real Vikings duking it out with the Somali pirates.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (2FqvZ)

372 335 Did you guys see the Maxine Waters letter to United Bank?

It was a solicitation of funds, but there are at least two interesting tidbits. First, she wants them to help keep 41K Somalis being relocated to LA hush hush. Second, she is trying to secure the Speaker of the House position.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 02:56 PM (iv0p7)

That Martine Otters better just watch herself! I'm still...what was the question?

Posted by: Nancy "Ask me about my grand dog" Pelosi at January 30, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

373 369 Gennifer Flowers has your back, ace -- Daily Mail reported back in 2013 that she said:

Gennifer said: 'I don't know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn't care. He should know.'

'He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had.'

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9uhs8du

No word on if she likes to wear Crocs though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (0ogQG)

Forcing pron addicts to watch Hillary pron could be the cure.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 03:04 PM (nBr1j)

374 People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)

Hmmm. This is the first time someone has provided a substantive reason. I don't think I agree, but at least it makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:04 PM (ycWCI)

375 These people live such interesting lives.

Just kidding, their lives are sad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2018 03:04 PM (1ISKN)

376 My guess really would be Hillary is bi

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (aC6Sd)

377 People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)


Do they act differently in the presence of hidden cameras? Because I think the FBI might have access to that sort of thing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (8gDQu)

378 People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)

When the FBI can get you sent to jail for lying to them and there is no corroboration of the lying other than a form filled out by an agent, I think a recording should be required.

How could having an exact recording of what was said be bad? Yes people react differently because they know they can't play I said/He said.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (J70i0)

379 Really interesting. I'd like to see this team take a crack at some ancient languages, like Linear A and Elamite. It'd be interesting to let them take a crack at the Vinca Script as well. Doubt they could do much with the Indus Valley Script: just not enough there to anaylze.
Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (/IX1T)

I think the Indus Valley script is at the level of signature seals.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

380 374 People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)

Hmmm. This is the first time someone has provided a substantive reason. I don't think I agree, but at least it makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:04 PM (ycWCI)

Perhaps. My take is if you're balancing the competing interests of getting confessions or what have you and taking measures to prevent government fuckery, then preventing government fuckery should win out.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

381 376 My guess really would be Hillary is bi
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (aC6Sd)

My guess is she is such an empty void, so fully unhappy, that she would accept human contact in whatever form it took.

I know, I know. She deserves it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:06 PM (ycWCI)

382 How much weed would it take to get former President Choom to go away and get permanently stoned like a half black Tommie Chong?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at January 30, 2018 03:06 PM (nBr1j)

383 354 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2018 02:52 PM (fceHP)

Interesting but I wish they would stop calling it AI. It's pattern recognition, not intelligence. Most of what they call AI wasn't possible a decade or two simply because the datasets were too small and there wasn't enough processing power. It's not some thinking machine.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (J70i0)

==========

Agreed. I'd say processing power and a better understanding of the common mechanics of language (which stems from increased computer processing power in part) is difference between what the researchers in that article are doing and what was possible in the past. You don't have to rely on a fallable human to crunch raw data now and figure out the pattern.

Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (/IX1T)

384 >>362 Who the blazes is Egg McMuffin?



an ultraheterosexual Mormon with zero wives

Posted by: x at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (nFwvY)

385 I also sent a lot of Memos to Hillary re: Labia.

Posted by: Huma at January 30, 2018 01:57 PM (t5DVd)
............

As in, get a doctor to look at that shit wouldn't you?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (HgMAr)

386 >>>>Because, just like the Cliven Bundy trial, I do not believe, at all,
that the stuff with Trump is the first time any of the people involved
in that investigation have done the actions of which they are suspected.

.
.
.
.Winner, Winner, Catfish Dinner.

You are 100% correct, this is not their first rodeo doing this kind of $hit. In a sane world every single case that resulted in a conviction needs to be re investigated by someone not in the FBI based on this information.

and more importantly, every case they had their hands on that was never prosecuted needs to be looked at by someone not associated with the Bureau.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (+Dllb)

387 Thanks; I plan to post more infrequently from here on, but I will be here correcting grammar and morality as I usually do. J/K ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (8+Ozj)


========

We all have slightly differing positions and we all give pushback to each other at some point. You don't really do that often, and you always do it reasonably.

I'm much worse. I'm even hating on people for not liking baroque music. If I can post and not feel ashamed...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (/qEW2)

388 The problem with Linear A and Elamite is that we don't know much about the languages at all. Coded Hebrew is easy next to that, because Hebrew is a known language.

Still after years, most of the Hittite language has been decoded, and that was a real breakthrough.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (k1TUh)

389 Perhaps. My take is if you're balancing the competing interests of getting confessions or what have you and taking measures to prevent government fuckery, then preventing government fuckery should win out.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2018 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

Agreed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

390
How could having an exact recording of what was said be bad? Yes people react differently because they know they can't play I said/He said.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (J70i0)

__________

That's what she said.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (iTpsq)

391 Without more supply, home prices may continue to substantially outpace inflation, added Blitzer

...Seattle and San Francisco are seeing the highest gains of all, due to strong employment and very tight supply in both those markets. -CNBC

Yes yes, oh yes.

*splurt*

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

392 Typo Ace. It's The "Weakly Standard".

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

393 381 376 My guess really would be Hillary is bi
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (aC6Sd)


my guess is inlez.

Posted by: x at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (nFwvY)

394 Gennifer said: ... I just know what Bill told me


And you know guys never lie about their wives to their mistresses.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (fuK7c)

395 Ty for the real answers...and the creative ones.

So, since Ace is asleep, and the SOTU and memo are tonight, maybe I ban myself until then. And get stuff done.

Yesterday was a record for me, and my eyeballs were furious and about ready to fall outta my head by the ONT. So I need to save them for tonight.

Ttyl



Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 30, 2018 03:08 PM (7qyhD)

396 Interesting but I wish they would stop calling it AI. It's pattern
recognition, not intelligence. Most of what they call AI wasn't possible
a decade or two simply because the datasets were too small and there
wasn't enough processing power. It's not some thinking machine.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (J70i0)




I think they're just trying to normalize the concept by calling it that even though it really isn't. That way when actual AI comes online people won't automatically think SKYNET/Terminator.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (uiwCw)

397 Wait, you mean Hillary might NOT be a lesbian?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (oVJmc)

398 People behave differently when there is a camera or microphone present. I don't know if it would be better or worse from a law enforcement or investigative point of view, but they do behave differently.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (kUmUV)

Do they act differently in the presence of hidden cameras? Because I think the FBI might have access to that sort of thing ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



I was going to say, tell people up front that the session is being taped/recorded. They'll forget about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (TAu/7)

399 387 Thanks; I plan to post more infrequently from here on, but I will be here correcting grammar and morality as I usually do. J/K ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 02:43 PM (8+Ozj)

========

We all have slightly differing positions and we all give pushback to each other at some point. You don't really do that often, and you always do it reasonably.

I'm much worse. I'm even hating on people for not liking baroque music. If I can post and not feel ashamed...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (/qEW2)

Hey, I feel your pain, some of these philistines don't love Brahms. How is that possible?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

400 379 Really interesting. I'd like to see this team take a crack at some ancient languages, like Linear A and Elamite. It'd be interesting to let them take a crack at the Vinca Script as well. Doubt they could do much with the Indus Valley Script: just not enough there to anaylze.
Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (/IX1T)

I think the Indus Valley script is at the level of signature seals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

================

That's the vast bulk of it, yes. There are some longer pieces, though, several that are composed of about a dozen symbols I think. The longest is about 30, IIRC. I'd have to check Wiki.

Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (/IX1T)

401 I still think Egg McMuffin was involved, too.

100% had to be, that's the only possible explanation for his rhetoric and behavior. A lot of the most foaming, rabid anti-Trump guys had to be. The ones that actively campaign for and support Democrats now and reject what they used to support, because Trump. That only makes sense in the context of fear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

402 Lesbian Until Inauguration

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:10 PM (oVJmc)

403 So the FBI colluded with the Clinton Campaign to undermine a duly elected, legitimate President of the United States.

When do they get charged with treason and we watch them hung on pay-per-view?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

404 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/287377/

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

405 Interesting but I wish they would stop calling it AI. It's pattern
recognition, not intelligence.


Pattern recognition is 95% of what we call "intelligence".

Most of what they call AI wasn't possible a decade or two simply because the datasets were too small and there wasn't enough processing power. It's not some thinking machine.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 30, 2018 03:00 PM (J70i0)


Well ... considering that we don't really know what "thinking" is it's difficult to be so sure about this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (8gDQu)

406 Gennifer said: ... I just know what Bill told me


And you know guys never lie about their wives to their mistresses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


"I lubs yew. Ima gonna leave my wife for you, but first..."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (TAu/7)

407 My guess really would be Hillary is bi

My brother is 100% convinced she's gay.

He was an Air Force pilot for over a decade. He was best friends with some of the people who fly all of those people around. He said the only people to disappear with Hillary one on one with door closed that weren't in her very widely known circle of advisers were women.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (iv0p7)

408 Well, d'oh! In order to shear the sheep, you need a Shearer.

Posted by: Progressive Logictitan at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (ctuyM)

409 hILLRY hasn't seen a dick since Chelsea was hatched.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

410 So, bye everyone. It's going to be a long hiatus. If I come back, I am counting on things to be the same.

Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (zSVEm)

411 369 Gennifer Flowers has your back, ace -- Daily Mail reported back in 2013 that she said:

Gennifer said: 'I don't know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn't care. He should know.'

'He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had.'

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9uhs8du

No word on if she likes to wear Crocs though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2018 03:02 PM (0ogQG)

==============

Hillary coming out as gay may be the only way to salvage herself in the eyes of the Left at this point, outside of her cult, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (3T+T0)

412 Hey, I feel your pain, some of these philistines don't love Brahms. How is that possible?
Posted by: joncelli



Hey! I liked the lullaby.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (TAu/7)

413 I was going to say, tell people up front that the session is being taped/recorded. They'll forget about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (TAu/7)


I would think that most people would assume that the FBI is taping them, no matter what the FBI says.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (8gDQu)

414 How could having an exact recording of what was said be bad? Yes people react differently because they know they can't play I said/He said.

No idea if it could be bad, and my own feeling is that it would be beneficial. The "people react differently" comment was something my attorney told me heading into a deposition that was to be video taped. In my sample size of one he told me it was likely being done to rattle me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (kUmUV)

415 400 379 Really interesting. I'd like to see this team take a crack at some ancient languages, like Linear A and Elamite. It'd be interesting to let them take a crack at the Vinca Script as well. Doubt they could do much with the Indus Valley Script: just not enough there to anaylze.
Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:01 PM (/IX1T)

I think the Indus Valley script is at the level of signature seals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

================

That's the vast bulk of it, yes. There are some longer pieces, though, several that are composed of about a dozen symbols I think. The longest is about 30, IIRC. I'd have to check Wiki.
Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (/IX1T)

I would like to see somebody take a stab at Linear A.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

416 All this talk of The FAB's sex life is making me sick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (5y11N)

417 My guess really would be Hillary is biVALVE

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

418 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go




Why you no like drunken micks??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (TAu/7)

419 Hillary is definitely a carpet muncher.

Ironic part? She stands up for people like "lesbians" but knows identifying a such would be politically ruinous. So over the side with the lesbians.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

420 418 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go




Why you no like drunken micks??
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (TAu/7)

============

I'm sure that they'll have a bunch of Irish advocates (none of whom are actually Irish, but some may identify as Irish) to protest Notre Dame keeping the symbol for one more minute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:14 PM (3T+T0)

421 I think they're just trying to normalize the concept by calling it that even though it really isn't. That way when actual AI comes online people won't automatically think SKYNET/Terminator.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (uiwCw)

Even at 29, I'm old enough to have seen the claims that AI is just around the corner and intelligence isn't hard to replicate. The only real difference I've seen is processing power, massive datasets, and a coding switch to neural nets. Interestingly, neural net coding is such a blackbox design that no one really knows how the computer comes up with its answers. It isn't intelligence though.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at January 30, 2018 03:15 PM (J70i0)

422 Stereotypes exist for a reason

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 03:15 PM (vGOCE)

423 388 The problem with Linear A and Elamite is that we don't know much about the languages at all. Coded Hebrew is easy next to that, because Hebrew is a known language.

Still after years, most of the Hittite language has been decoded, and that was a real breakthrough.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (k1TUh)

==============

It might point you in a direction, though. Remember, they basically used the Universal Declaration of Human Rights to root out any commonalities between languages and fed the Voynich Manuscript into the resulting algorithm, if I understand the article. At the very least, it would tell us if those languages are at least tangentally related to one of those 380 languages.

Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:16 PM (/IX1T)

424 410 So, bye everyone. It's going to be a long hiatus. If I come back, I am counting on things to be the same.
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (zSVEm)

Bye, Kraken. Come back soon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2018 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

425 The FBI intentionally tanked an investigation of the clearly guilty Presumptive Presidentress and started lawless surveillance of her opponent based on misrepresentations to the FISA court (and has continued its sham "investigation" to maximum political effect, knowing it was completely baseless along).

But my concern is now that "the issue" will become "was Donald Trump with a Russian prostitute?" (without any reference to whether this would in some sense qualify him as a bought-and-paid for Russian stooge) or whether "Russia did in fact interfere" (without any connection to high level campaign officials, much less DJT).

The Dems will make it all about "how much of the dossier is true?!" and gladly go into the weeds about whether Trump met a prostitute, was seen with one, was pissed on by one, or knew a guy who knew a guy who once peed on a prostitute...

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 30, 2018 03:16 PM (6aXfv)

426 416 All this talk of The FAB's sex life is making me sick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (5y11N)

++++

Ditto. I'd rather not have to think about it. At all.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2018 03:16 PM (tcwn1)

427 House Intel should vote to release the Schiff counter-memo. It's basically a sloppy, Chewbacca defense rejoinder to the Nunes memo that unwittingly buttresses concerns raised in the Nunes memo.

-- Ron DeSantis

Posted by: Under Fire at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

428 Stereotypes exist for a reason

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2018 03:15 PM (vGOCE)
-------------------------
And stereo is twice as diverse friendly as mono.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (5NMZN)

429 "418 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go
Why you no like drunken micks??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2018 03:13 PM (TAu/7)
"

Wait- I thought the mascot was a Munchkin from the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (VpIIl)

430 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2018 03:07 PM (/qEW2)

It's o.k., Steve, I like Baroque Music. Now if you tell me that you enjoy rap I'm going to consign you to hell where you will be stuck on the barbed ____ of Satan, since I regularly tell people here they are going to hell-especially if they like rap music. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (8+Ozj)

431 Good God! Didn't these people do any work on their own? Did they rely solely on gossip provided by Sid Blumenthal?

This is just embarrassing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

432 I'm sure that they'll have a bunch of Irish advocates (none of whom are actually Irish, but some may identify as Irish) to protest Notre Dame keeping the symbol for one more minute.


I doubt it. "Fighting Irish" implies drunk and belligerent, which most of us take as a compliment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2018 03:18 PM (fuK7c)

433 418 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go

Could we change it to a hunch back?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2018 03:18 PM (kUmUV)

434 429
Wait- I thought the mascot was a Munchkin from the Lollipop Guild.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2018 03:17 PM (VpIIl)

=============

"I'm so triggered right now, I just can't even..."
-Actual Munchkin who immigrated illegally from Oz as a child and is a valedictorian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:18 PM (3T+T0)

435 We are releasing the Kraken?

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2018 03:18 PM (fYChk)

436 That's the vast bulk of it, yes. There are some longer pieces, though, several that are composed of about a dozen symbols I think. The longest is about 30, IIRC. I'd have to check Wiki.
Posted by: Jackal at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (/IX1T)

I would like to see somebody take a stab at Linear A.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

D r in k... m o r e... Ov a l t in e

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 30, 2018 03:19 PM (NgKpN)

437 So, bye everyone. It's going to be a long hiatus. If I come back, I am counting on things to be the same.

Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (zSVEm)

You are leaving? What happened?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2018 03:19 PM (YA0uK)

438 Release the Carville!

Posted by: The Kraken at January 30, 2018 03:19 PM (6aXfv)

439 The fact that multiple people spread the same unsubstantiated rumors do not cause the unsubstantiated rumors to cross-verify each other.)
=====

Not in our experience....

Posted by: Your MSM at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (OFSX3)

440 "what drinking game are we all playing tonight during the SOTU ? "

Keep reading that as STFU.

Which is somewhat what Trump is aiming for, I think.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin' at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (b5Gek)

441 The Notre Dame mascot is a leprechaun. How many leprechauns can possibly be offended. Can we poll them?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (5NMZN)

442 >>435 We are releasing the Kraken?

Tonight we'll be releasing more than the Kraken. If you get my drift. wink wink.

Posted by: PDT at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (r9UYA)

443 Kraken, come back quickly

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (1V51B)

444 Don't neuter ND!

Posted by: Regis Philben at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (JHwDP)

445 If we aren't willowed I suspect very soon, but if you haven't read the sidebar SultanKnish you should, It explains how this mess got started

Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 30, 2018 03:21 PM (aC6Sd)

446 439 The fact that multiple people spread the same unsubstantiated rumors do not cause the unsubstantiated rumors to cross-verify each other.)
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Not in our experience....
Posted by: Your MSM at January 30, 2018 03:20 PM (OFSX3)

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Multiple people here spread the idea that Harry Reid was a pederast. Can we call that confirmation of it as fact?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:21 PM (3T+T0)

447 Ahem...

YOU CANNOT VERIFY BULLSHIT WITH BULLSHIT.

Man, some people need Pusser stickin'.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (gCJeK)

448 410 So, bye everyone. It's going to be a long hiatus. If I come back, I am counting on things to be the same.

Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2018 03:12 PM (zSVEm)


Wait...what?! Why?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (Enq6K)

449 Well we know who fucked her this time - The Bollards.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (FhXTo)

450 ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go

You bet I do! Do you know how much I drank for breakfast?

Posted by: The Mascot at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (2z74n)

451 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 30, 2018 03:16 PM (6aXfv)

Yep... the idea that Russia has Black mail material on Trump is of course... standard Lefty projection.

Because I guarendamn tee... they have tapes of Hillary, and documentation... on the Uranium 1 Deal.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

452 Wait, you mean Hillary might NOT be a lesbian?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (oVJmc)
..........

No self respecting male would admit to hitting that.
Can't imagine any guys texting their broheims: "I GOT ME SOME OF THAT YES I DID! WHOOOHOO!

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

453 Multiple people here spread the idea that Harry Reid was a pederast. Can we call that confirmation of it as fact?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:21 PM (3T+T0)

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Only if they have the original memos or dossiers.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (5NMZN)

454 >>>>>>>> ESPN host says Notre Dame mascot has to go

Exactly who said this?

Posted by: Roy Moar at January 30, 2018 03:23 PM (g4lFK)

455 They can take my Fighting Irish logo out of my cold dead hands. Screw off ESPN!
What a bunch of joyless assholes. Everything, absolutely everything is racist, sexist, misogynist, ist, ist, ist.
And I want to see that idiot Kellerman from ESPN actually interviewing people on reservations all over the country about how offended they are. Taped interviews with more then ju 2 or 3 people.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 30, 2018 03:23 PM (N3JsI)

456 It's just like white people to not be traumatized by a mascot!

/ESPN pussy

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

457 There is literal proof of pedophilia in DC power structures the last 4 decades. Funny how this gets ignored over and over again.

Posted by: Monk at January 30, 2018 03:24 PM (g4lFK)

458 456 It's just like white people to not be traumatized by a mascot!

/ESPN pussy
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

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There are certain white people who get traumatized by mascots of people of other races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (3T+T0)

459 nood

Posted by: citizen khan at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (v/TUt)

460 452
Wait, you mean Hillary might NOT be a lesbian?



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2018 03:09 PM (oVJmc)

..........



No self respecting male would admit to hitting that.

Can't imagine any guys texting their broheims: "I GOT ME SOME OF THAT YES I DID! WHOOOHOO!

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

Well, we know either Bill did, or Webb Hubbell did. Or both. Simultaneously. In a drunken stupor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (jxbfJ)

461 Nood - self removing illegal

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (Mddb1)

462 Multiple people have alleged that a professional baseball team plays in Flushing, New York. . .

Posted by: Casey Stengle at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (MnkFD)

463 There are certain white people who get traumatized by mascots of people of other races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 30, 2018 03:25 PM (3T+T0)


Reverse Munchausen By Proxy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2018 03:26 PM (8gDQu)

464 Hillary was attractive through the presidency of Bill Clinton and beyond and since she probably had an affair with the lawyer murdered in Fort Marcy Park or whatever it was called , some men must have been interested in her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2018 03:27 PM (8+Ozj)

465 Speaking of urges. You never see Hillary around dogs. Probably a court order.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2018 03:30 PM (hUqh+)

466 They know the info is coming out soon, so they are leaking what they can, mindful that there is a task force that can put them in jail for it.

Posted by: MikeN at January 30, 2018 03:31 PM (o/eHL)

467 If I write a dossier on Donald Trump .. or say, Barack Obama, will the FBI send valuable resources checking it out ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal lawyer at January 30, 2018 03:42 PM (e8kgV)

468 Second Trump-Russia dossier being assessed by FBI The second memo was written by Cody Shearer, a controversial political activist and former journalist who was close to the Clinton White House in the 1990s.
If I write a dossier on Donald Trump .. or say, Barack Obama, will the FBI spend valuable resources checking it out ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal lawyer at January 30, 2018 03:43 PM (e8kgV)

469 Pattern recognition is 95% of what we call "intelligence".

LOL no, just... no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2018 03:45 PM (39g3+)

470 How are we still allowing the BULLSHIT against a duly elected President? Give it up Democrats. By your thinking, Bill Clinton was never a legitimate president. He won with 43% of the vote!!!

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at January 30, 2018 03:47 PM (eq2/x)

471 brb gettin' a dossier on waffles

Posted by: King Cornhole at January 30, 2018 03:51 PM (BRpqW)

472 Sara Carter is a Deep State operative. Her reports on Hannity are an attempt to use him for their purposes.

Posted by: MikeN at January 30, 2018 04:00 PM (o/eHL)

473 Wolf Blitzer gets DOOZIER and DOOZIER...breaking Jews......

Posted by: saf at January 30, 2018 04:01 PM (cS/ge)

474 I find it somewhat interesting that Steele had not been in Russia for 17 years, spoke no Russian and yet had these "folks" talk to him. Former "officials" who were told by someone else - as I doubt these guys actually saw the pee video - that this happened - and when Steele called for some dirt on Trump, they were all the more happy to oblige.

And then, this Shearer guy, with no intelligence background, gets some of the things that was in the Steele dossier in his. And just so happens to be a Clinton crony.

And yet, the two supposedly never compared notes.

The FBI was/got had by the KSB. The FBI does not want that to come out (and the fact they were dirty). Jail time aside, which none will do unfortunately, they don't want to be seen as the Keystone Kops. That's why there is protection going on. And some good ol' CYA. Because if you're a guy - lets say Rosenstein, and McCabe comes to you - do you really read thru the whole process/document and everything backing it up to sign off ? Or do you assume this has gone thru vetting? Or perhaps assuming what you want to have happened did happened, and thus signed off.

This may explain some of Wray's covering for McCabe in the beginning. If McCabe gets shit canned, some folks do not want their signatures to some documents to be known. Taking a kind view, not because of internal collusion, but because they themselves, did not follow proper protocol / SOP


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 30, 2018 04:02 PM (bB4HN)

475 Can anybody submit a dossier to the FBI ? ... or is it just Democrats and their contractors ?

Is there a website for dossier submission ?
Oh, here it is ... https://www.fbi.gov/dossierRus

Posted by: undocumented illegal lawyer at January 30, 2018 04:27 PM (e8kgV)

476 The notion that a POTUS can be compromised is fucking ridiculous. Do people really believe the most powerful man in the world can be blackmailed into undermining his own government? Even if that were possible, what possible remedy is there? It's not like a cabinet member or military officer that can be removed from his higher up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2018 04:29 PM (Ity6r)

477 Watch it turn out these prostitutes were just those type of gals who can "squirt", making this whole drama much ado about nothing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2018 04:36 PM (Ity6r)

478 The "Pee-Pee Party with Prostitutes" aka "Piss Dossier" was a 4Chan /pol/ hoax used to troll self-righteous NeverTrump pundit The Rick Wilson.

I can't believe anyone still takes it seriously.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at January 30, 2018 04:42 PM (U3sWw)

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