House Could (And Probably Will) Vote to #ReleaseTheMemo Today or Tonight

Good.

The president can veto a vote to release the memo (on national security grounds) but he's not expected to do so.

A key House committee is set to vote as early as Monday on whether to make public a classified memo that top congressional Republicans say details government surveillance abuses -- and has emerged at the center of a power struggle in Washington.

Those who have seen the document suggest it reveals what role the unverified anti-Trump "dossier" played in the application for a surveillance warrant on at least one President Trump associate.

While the White House seems to favor the memo's release, the Justice Department has pushed back hard. Sources told Fox News' Catherine Herridge that FBI Director Christopher Wray went to the Capitol on Sunday to view the four-page memo.

According to one source, Wray was asked to point out inaccuracies or other issues with the wording -- and said he would need "his people to take a look at it." The source said the review is ongoing.

But South Carolina GOP Rep. Trey Gowdy, who helped write the four-page memo, said Sunday he wants it made public.

He also suggested the memo indeed addresses whether the FBI relied at least in part on the dossier -- paid for partially by Democrats and the Clinton campaign during the 2016 presidential election -- to apply to a secret federal court to get a surveillance warrant, purportedly on then-Trump adviser Carter Page.

"Commenter," a rando who saw that interview and who probably has several forms of sexual dysfunction, said that Trey Gowdy essentially confirmed that yeah, Hillary's Oppo Dossier was used to get the FISA warrant.

Posted by: Ace at 02:12 PM




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1 Release the memo!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2018 02:07 PM (W3P1i)

2 Release the memo!
Posted by: m



Seconded!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:08 PM (aNSOb)

3 Hey, where's the WiiFit girl at this time of National Crisis?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 29, 2018 02:08 PM (Gs5TH)

4 RELEASE THE DAMNED MEMO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

5 Release the memo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:08 PM (ycWCI)

6 Build the darn wall

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:08 PM (xJa6I)

7 From hell's heart I stab at thee.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

8 The release is overdue!

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (5gaNQ)

9 Release the Kraken!

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)

10 catherine herridge slaps on the librarian glasses

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (8rNrN)

11 Release The Memo!

Posted by: The Kraken at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (S7P+p)

12 i'm going to put up a new thread. not new stuff

Commenter hardest hit.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (/fNs2)

13 Meanwhile, Katy Tur is concerned, and some reporter with a combover is as well.

And Joshin Earnest makes an appearance!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

14 Hang. Them. All.

Heads on pikes, and all that stuff!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (2sCft)

15 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a bunch.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

16

So CNN prefers to say McCabe is a P*ssy versus being forced out.

He left because he was "mad, bro?"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (fceHP)

17 9 Release the Kraken!
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)

Release my ass- these spanx are tight.

Posted by: Jimmy Acosta at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

18 This was a timely piece by VDH

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/287283/

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

19 Careful, don't get sassy, Jack.
Ace doesn't like it when you're sassy.



Is it just me or is today an extra good day for a Monday?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (xJa6I)

20 Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)


GMTA!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (S7P+p)

21
I've seen an early copy of the MEMO:

[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]

Posted by: Ben T Johnson at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (2FqvZ)

22 Release the memo.
His name was Seth Rich.

What we know has been released in order to try to cover up what they don't want us to know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (iZSB9)

23 The threads come too fast!!!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (QQ+il)

24 catherine herridge slaps on the librarian glasses
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (8rNrN)

She's too classy for me, but I'd do her.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (2sCft)

25 7: The wrath of Khan. A trekkie

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (5gaNQ)

26
I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a
completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a
bunch.


Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)


He needs to stick with his awesome music career.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

27 Corrupt scum.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

28 OT/ Jordan Peterson has a Twitter Account.

I'm not on Twitter but I follow 3 Twitter accounts.
Trump, Ace, James Woods (sometimes).

Peterson will be my 4th. He's speaking in LA Jan. 31st.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (cdo+X)

29 Release my fly!


Posted by: The Hedgehog at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (8iiMU)

30 The memo is released then what?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (r9UYA)

31 Release the Memo, then release the source material, redact whatever needs protecting, but expose the swamp to the healing powers of sunlight and bleach.

And fire, burn most of the swamp with fire.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (DxWUs)

32 Look at the perfectly good sock y'all just stomped.
Sheesh.
No good deed.

Posted by: Lindsey "Spitting the Coque du Jour out of his mouth" Graham at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (ty7RM)

33 Gowdy can just read the memo into the Congressional Record if anyone give him shit about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (QQ+il)

34

I like "a commenter".

A commenter has good comments.

A commenter leads to new comments.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (fceHP)

35 Whose and how many names will be redacted? Dammit, I want names!

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (0+nbW)

36 Josh Earnest, paid liar for the Hussein Obama administration, is CNN's go-to guy for Teh Truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

37 23 The threads come too fast!!!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (QQ+il)

Reverse the polarity!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

38 My bad; Khan borrowed from Mellville

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (5gaNQ)

39 Oops, MSDNC, not CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

40 So, Christopher Wray didn't know what was in the memo, and doesn't know if it is accurate or not.

Why is he a player in this made for TV docudrama?

is Wray the guy who told McCabe to remove himself?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (O+THj)

41 Willowed Commenter comment:

"I have a heart"

"So you're saying your gay for penis"

*Commenter death stare*

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (XkVXQ)

42 The blog comes at ya fast...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (xJa6I)

43 41 Willowed Commenter comment:

"I have a heart"

"So you're saying your gay for penis"

*Commenter death stare*
Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (XkVXQ)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (xJa6I)

44 >>The wrath of Khan. A trekkie

Ahab. I'm an originalist.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

45 Release the memo!

Sow the smoking ruins with salt!

Posted by: Parker at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (ZfzDM)

46 Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Next to thermite, that's a good one too.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (y87Qq)

47 17
9 Release the Kraken!

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)



Release my ass- these spanx are tight.



Posted by: Jimmy Acosta at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

Go on.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)

48 Sassy 'Slim Jim' Acosta?

Do I need to explain that one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

49 ace, I liked you doing the nood thing in the last thread.


I vote you return to the "noodles" signal, when things work out that way.


And I would disregard all the talk about "commenter" actually having, well, a veterinary angle to some of his kink. Completely false and scurrilous, according to reliable sources.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (QDnY+)

50 If McCain goes to his long home the day will be complete..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

51 44: But admit it, you're were seeing Montalban

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (5gaNQ)

52 Realese the memo?

You asked for it

*Ziiiiiiiiiip*

Now - I need you to touch it.

Posted by: John Conyers at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (hoP6K)

53 Sassy is a positive word.

Jim Accosta doesn't deserve it.

It is a compliment.

#TosserJimAccosta
#WankerJimAccosta




Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (cdo+X)

54 hogmartin #46, outstanding!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (QDnY+)

55 That fraud Sessions has to be paranoid that he might have to admit corruption exists.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (twrRM)

56 ""Commenter," a rando who saw that interview and who probably has several forms of sexual dysfunction"



You're going to have to be a little more specific....

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (Enq6K)

57 Soon...so many will be experiencing the Curse of teh Donald.

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (kD8Fh)

58 I'm long past sick and tired of all the "secrets" the Federal Government keeps from me ... ostensibly to protect me.

What, exactly, are they fucking protecting me from ?

At this point ... who needs protected from who ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (537yT)

59 50 If McCain goes to his long home the day will be complete..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

Work, tumor, work!

You can do it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (xJa6I)

60 Why doesn't Trump just read the memo during the STFU Address?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (7uYFy)

61 I read that memo and ran screaming from the room.


Posted by: Fey Wray at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (8iiMU)

62 LOL just before the SOTU. You can't make this up.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (QCc6B)

63 56 ""Commenter," a rando who saw that interview and who probably has several forms of sexual dysfunction"



You're going to have to be a little more specific....
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (Enq6K)

LOL, good one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (xJa6I)

64 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a
completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a
bunch.

And he knows this how? Oh, yeah, Media Matters channel flash.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (ty7RM)

65 Even Geraldo wants it released

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (czkHE)

66 Hoo-boy, things are getting interesting!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)

67 31
Release the Memo, then release the source material, redact whatever
needs protecting, but expose the swamp to the healing powers of sunlight
and bleach.

And fire, burn most of the swamp with fire.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 29, 2018 02:11 PM (DxWUs)

You left out the salt. Salt everywhere so the rot does not come back.
Oh, and scatter the stones.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (jxbfJ)

68
Stomp the Memo!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur, confused about his memes at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (eXA4G)

69 MSNBC pushing the meme that PDT hurt mcabe's feelings and thus forced saint macabe out.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (5y11N)

70 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a
completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a
bunch.


Muppets wear pants?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (cdo+X)

71 >>You're going to have to be a little more specific....

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (Enq6K)<<

Another rando commenter above says its probably not bestiality. Hope that helps.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (sjdRT)

72 This is the best alternate timeline.

Glad I didn't end up in that stupid Hillary-dominated Berestain universe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (xJa6I)

73 Give the FBI five minutes to evacuate their headquarters, and then MOAB it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

74 65
Even Geraldo wants it released

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (czkHE)

Released? You mean the contents of Al Capone's vault?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (jxbfJ)

75 >>I vote you return to the "noodles" signal,


Bob Dole can put the starch back in you noodle, Ace!

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (hoP6K)

76 Jimmy 'Doughboy' Acosta?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

77 CNN is going 24/7 with the Cankles storybook hour reading to all her fans from It Takes a Village and Fire & Furry.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (gbWkA)

78 First, the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

79 Susand rice reports macabe served with Honor and Distinction

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (5y11N)

80 That fraud Sessions has to be paranoid that he might have to admit corruption exists.

Yeah...It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (ty7RM)

81 Release the mamos!

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (SkuXa)

82 If McCain goes to his long home the day will be complete..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

I don't wish his fate on anyone, but it would be just like him to shuffle off his mortal coil simultaneously with the release of the memo/ the SOTU address.
To blunt the impact of both.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (7uYFy)

83 If the memo contains what we think, how the entire Russia probe was the result of a smear paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and how the FBI, DoJ, and media are complicit (making info available to Fusion GPS, leaks, etc.), the implications are terrifying for many to contemplate. Was this the goal all along, to cripple the Trump administration with a never-ending investigation? Was Obama involved? Just the links between the government, Fusion GPS, and the media alone could destroy careers and possibly create far-reaching legal entanglement. Release the Kraken indeed!

Posted by: IanDeal at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (qcIL3)

84 Even Geraldo wants it released
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (czkHE)

Well, that settles it, if Geraldo! want's it released.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (2sCft)

85 They should release the memo...in Latin.

Just for kicks.

Or spanish.

Don't taze me.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (cdo+X)

86 79 Susand rice reports macabe served with Honor and Distinction
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (5y11N)

Yeah, served the Democrats. Not the American people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (xJa6I)

87 You left out the salt. Salt everywhere so the rot does not come back.
Oh, and scatter the stones.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:15 PM (jxbfJ)

Dagnabbit you are absolutely correct, I did forget to salt the earth behind the sunlight, bleach and fire steps. I may never recover.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (DxWUs)

88 >>Even Geraldo wants it released


Rico


...


Suave

Posted by: Gerardo at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (hoP6K)

89 It Takes a Village and Fire Furry


Oddly enough, I'd read that book..

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (/fNs2)

90 The threads come too fast!!!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM


Bob Dole can help you with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (p+Wdc)

91 Wait - when is the SOTU?

Is this going to tee-up Trump for a massive 'I told you so' moment?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

92 Find Nemo!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2018 02:17 PM (JHwDP)

93 It is never too late for salt - but if you delay, you have to use that much more.

Posted by: Parker at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (ZfzDM)

94 I hope they release the memo but to prove what it shows is correct they would need someone to investigate and release the evidence. That would normally be the FBI but in this case that won't work so I'm not sure what good it is going to do.

Posted by: Rich614 at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (37cnH)

95 When the memes collide with the memos, everybody duck!!

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (7uYFy)

96 81 Release the mamos!
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (SkuXa)

Now yer talkin'....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (2sCft)

97

Hahahaha: After saying the memo is "misleading" and shouldn't be released, the radical alt left Democrats say they might release THEIR OWN memo today!

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (J4H4v)

98 Belease da membo!

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (lRuIB)

99 Wait - when is the SOTU

According to most brilliant left wing college students it was 3 days ago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (5y11N)

100 73
Give the FBI five minutes to evacuate their headquarters, and then MOAB it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

A lot more than just the FBI, I fear. The DOJ as a whole is highly suspect. Let's not forget the IRS either. BLM should see some incendiary devices as well. Hell, if there are three letters describing an agency, then it should cease to exist.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (jxbfJ)

101 Muad'dib, I was relying on a reliable source for that info about "commenter" not being into farm fun.


Grump, I'm shocked, appalled, at your tasteless comment about a war hero.


There - I'm over my shock, that's done.


Now - being a lazy bastich, I didn't even scroll back in the gub thread, where someone told me you had reacted to the XD45. So - you like it?


Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (QDnY+)

102 SOTU tomorrow at 9pm.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (8iiMU)

103 I had to upvote the guy in the comments that said this was a case of "release and catch".

Probably a moron.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (DofIg)

104 Jimmy 'Melon baller' Acosta?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

105 I hope they release the memo but to prove what it shows is correct they would need someone to investigate and release the evidence.


That would be a first.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (QQ+il)

106 Here's a question:

Why should I believe the spin on this when we aren't seeing the source documents? Not that we can see the source documents, at least I would assume they are classified and the like. But why should I believe how the documents are being presented when I can't review them?

Just because "my side" says it's okay doesn't mean I'm just going to believe it.

Okay. Fiiiiiiiinnneeee. What's really going on is that I don't want to get all my hopes and dreams crushed. Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now extra faggy. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

107 So, Christopher Wray didn't know what was in the memo, and doesn't know if it is accurate or not.

This is known as "completely cosmically fucking your plausible deniability in the squeakhole."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (gCJeK)

108 Donnie Two Scoops has a Mickey-Deez fetish!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (2Mnv1)

109 Memo goes out, Christopher Wray goes out would not be surprised

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (tYPH9)

110 Is there going to be a SOTU liveblog?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

111 It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The RELEASETHEMEMO hashtag gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated. -Homer Simpson

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (Q/rPc)

112 >>> Is it just me or is today an extra good day for a Monday? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:10 PM (xJa6I)

SOTU awesomeness to look forward to tomorrow night. Jay-Z got the Trump curse good and hard at the Grammys last night, picked up no trophies. And on a personal note, my work projects today are going smoothly and not on fire for once, and I had a lovely weekend. So yes a very good Monday!

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (hvf9s)

113 #SaintJimAccosta

I think he sees himself that way.

Sanctimonious asshat.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (cdo+X)

114 Belease da membo!

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM


Buckwheat's alive!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (p+Wdc)

115
I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a
completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a
bunch.

And he knows this how? Oh, yeah, Media Matters channel flash.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (ty7RM)







Mika's blackberry. He's carrying it in his front pocket, and it's on Morse vibrate mode.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur, confused about his memes at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (eXA4G)

116 >>SOTU tomorrow at 9pm

Thanks - LOL if it gets released before then.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

117 95 When the memes collide with the memos, everybody duck!!

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (7uYFy)

ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (eh0Va)

118 Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Next to thermite, that's a good one too.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (y87Qq)

Thermate. Burns hotter and faster.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (O9qtX)

119 CNN is going 24/7 with the Cankles storybook hour reading to all her fans from It Takes a Village and Fire & Furry.

IOW, Shelter in place!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (ty7RM)

120 SOTU is tomorrow night.

Trump scheduled it as a birfday present to me.


Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (Enq6K)

121 "Commenter," a rando who saw that interview and who probably has several forms of sexual dysfunction, said that Trey Gowdy essentially confirmed that yeah, Hillary's Oppo Dossier was used to get the FISA warrant.

Posted by Ace at 02:12 PM Comments

Escalation. They used to say never fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel. I don't know the modern version.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (z79tQ)

122 Fox says McCabe is taking terminal leave. So he won't be hanging around doing nothing. He'll be at home doing nothing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (398bZ)

123 If anyone read some of the letters Grassley has been sending to the FBI for months they would see that he specifically and repeatedly asked for all FBI records relating to FBI payments to Christopher Steele.

Let that one sink in.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (/tuJf)

124 Dueling memos. Ramma lamma ding dong!

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (gbWkA)

125 Okay. Fiiiiiiiinnneeee. What's really going on is that I don't want to get all my hopes and dreams crushed. Again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Now extra faggy. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

I hear ya.

But it's fun to dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (xJa6I)

126
"Commenter," a rando who saw that interview and who probably has several forms of sexual dysfunction
____________

This is about me,, isn't it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (mPeei)

127 If the memo contains what we think, how the entire Russia probe was the result of a smear paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and how the FBI, DoJ, and media are complicit (making info available to Fusion GPS, leaks, etc.), the implications are terrifying for many to contemplate. Was this the goal all along, to cripple the Trump administration with a never-ending investigation? Was Obama involved? Just the links between the government, Fusion GPS, and the media alone could destroy careers and possibly create far-reaching legal entanglement.

Posted by: IanDeal

--

You forget that half of the US population think that is a good strategy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (7ZVPa)

128 Now - being a lazy bastich, I didn't even scroll back in the gub thread, where someone told me you had reacted to the XD45. So - you like it?


I did. Accurate enough and gentle to the hand. I blew through 250 rds in an hour.

Now I need a can for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)

129 79 Susand rice reports macabe served the Democrat Party with Honor and Distinction
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (5y11N)

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

130 willowed
is it safe to click on the link in zombie 's nic?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (hMwEB)

131 Ok so let's not start sucking each others gladii just yet, but you may to prepare to be entertained just in case.

Posted by: Winston Wolfus Maximus Preferencus Cascadius at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (XkVXQ)

132 Also ALSO I've been yelling at Bander about how awful the Morning Joe is for yonks so I encourage everyone to also make all the wtfs at him.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering again whilst hoopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (mf5HN)

133 Hahahaha: After saying the memo is "misleading" and shouldn't be released, the radical alt left Democrats say they might release THEIR OWN memo today!

"Nunes, Gowdy, and Jordan are big fat meanies. And stuff."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (Boy/L)

134 A lot more than just the FBI, I fear. The DOJ as a whole is highly suspect. Let's not forget the IRS either. BLM should see some incendiary devices as well. Hell, if there are three letters describing an agency, then it should cease to exist.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (jxbfJ)

Just Nuc DC from orbit... its the only way to be sure...

Posted by: Ripley? at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

135 The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (O+THj)

136 TrumpCamps. Now.

Posted by: Zod at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

137 82
If McCain goes to his long home the day will be complete..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)



I don't wish his fate on anyone, but it would be just like him to
shuffle off his mortal coil simultaneously with the release of the memo/
the SOTU address.

To blunt the impact of both.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (7uYFy)

Anyone seen Justice Scalia's pillow?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (jxbfJ)

138 SOTU LIVE BLOG / SPACE TRADERS

Posted by: Double Feature! at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (hoP6K)

139

Release the bimbo!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (mPeei)

140 McCabe taking "terminal" leave.

Don't tease me like that.

Posted by: Parker at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (ZfzDM)

141 Happy early birthday, @Tami, if I don't remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)

142 Really,this isn't a Republican/Democrat thing.This kind of thing should scare EVERY American.What Democrat will have the courage to come out and say "this was wrong,this is scary,this is not how the USA is supposed to work"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (LiyEm)

143 The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (O+THj)

Not with Trump.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (7uYFy)

144 Also ALSO I've been yelling at Bander about how
awful the Morning Joe is for yonks so I encourage everyone to also make
all the wtfs at him.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering again whilst hoopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (mf5HN)


Noted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

145 the radical alt left Democrats say they might release THEIR OWN memo today!
Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (J4H4v)

I can't even.

3 ring circus territory. Clown car.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (cdo+X)

146 122: He'll be home splitting rails (with hard drives on them)

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (5gaNQ)

147 130 willowed
is it safe to click on the link in zombie 's nic?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (hMwEB)

That is between you and whichever deity you choose to worship, VM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (ycWCI)

148 SOTU tomorrow at 9pm.

+++

End of the World

/Party time

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (lRuIB)

149 Trump scheduled it as a birfday present to me.







Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (Enq6K)

Happy 27th!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (8iiMU)

150 Was that last line a good-natured swipe at JackStraw? Trying to keep up here.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (toi7g)

151 Thermate. Burns hotter and faster.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (O9qtX)


I am a fan of both of those things that you just mentioned.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (y87Qq)

152 Happy early birthday, @Tami, if I don't remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)


Ditto!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

153 124 Dueling memos. Ramma lamma ding dong!
Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (gbWkA)

Wait.... do I hear banjo music???

Posted by: Mueller at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

154 Mika is not even attractive anymore,so even that reason to take a look is gone.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (LiyEm)

155 Interviewer: What did you think of President Trumps SOTU speech and his comments on immigration?

Stupid College Student: Terrible as always. He acts like a three year old.

Interviewer: What if I told you that he has not given the speech yet?

Stupid College Student: Yeah , but still....

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (qcrxS)

156 *buying popcorn for ace jackstraw cage match*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (hMwEB)

157 I never have understood why the President gives out the transcript before hand. I'd hand it out after the opposition response. Unless I completely changed the speech just to fuck with them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (QQ+il)

158 Really,this isn't a Republican/Democrat thing.This kind of thing should scare EVERY American.

A good time to give my periodic reminder that the resolution to create the Senate Select Committee on Watergate passed 96-0.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (gCJeK)

159 >>Was that last line a good-natured swipe at JackStraw? Trying to keep up here.

There was nothing good natured about it.

He Hate Me.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

160 109 Memo goes out, Christopher Wray goes out would not be surprised
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (tYPH9)

===========

That would be interesting. Who would take over in the interim then, with McCabe out?

Posted by: Jackal at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (dJLza)

161 Jimmy 'Thermite' Acosta?

That is how Shep described the night after...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

162 >>The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax.


I doubt it.
If the memo is released - and it contains what Gowdy clearly indicated it includes - it necessitates some very big changes and prosecutions.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

163 What Democrat will have the courage to come out and say "this was wrong,this is scary,this is not how the USA is supposed to work"
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (LiyEm)

Ill take things that will never happen for $1000

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (czkHE)

164 Wait,Trump is going to destroy the world again at 9pm Eastern tomorrow?Damn.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (LiyEm)

165 Buckwheat's alive!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (p+Wdc)

Call me a vile racist, but I just loved Buckwheat.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (2sCft)

166 141 Happy early birthday, @Tami, if I don't remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)


Tank you!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

167 Odds that Dem memo will reference Russian Bots?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (cdo+X)

168 156 *buying popcorn for ace jackstraw cage match*
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (hMwEB)

"And in this corner, wearing the artisanal, hand crafted messenger bag..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (xJa6I)

169
Good natured swipes are for hotair.

We only do Real Swipes here at the ol' HQ.

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (J4H4v)

170 142
Really,this isn't a Republican/Democrat thing.This kind of thing should
scare EVERY American.What Democrat will have the courage to come out and
say "this was wrong,this is scary,this is not how the USA is supposed
to work"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (LiyEm)

Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (jxbfJ)

171 141 Happy early birthday, @Tami, if I don't remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)


How much Valu-Rite does it take to not remember tomorrow?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (DofIg)

172 Escalation. They used to say never fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel. I don't know the modern version.


In this case I think it's "the man who owns the Barrel".


Or lets the Barrel squat on his territory. I'm not sure that such an entity can really be possessed.

Commenter probably has the relevant cite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (fuK7c)

173 Do you honestly think senior level government officials who are found to
have committed acts against the people of the United States to over
turn their basic freedom to vote for the candidates they want are going
to be allowed to just walk away? In what world?


-------

Same world where Scooter Libby went to jail and Armitage got off scot free.

Same one where the Madoff was locked up and Corizine was given a sweetheart "no evidence " finding.

Sheesh.

Posted by: MAGA at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (gf6C/)

174 Memo in the water.

You go in the water.

Jimmy Acosta in the water.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

175 115 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning . . .
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
_________

Point of order: "Murder Suspect Joe Scarborough"

Posted by: Furious George at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (9vQJW)

176 >>What Democrat will have the courage to come out and say "this was wrong,this is scary,this is not how the USA is supposed to work"

I predict this:

"This memo of lies and smears just shows how desperate Trump and his allies in the House are to distract from his collusion with Russia to steal the election..."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

177 Happy 27th!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (8iiMU)

You are my new best friend!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (Enq6K)

178 171 141 Happy early birthday, @Tami, if I don't remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)

How much Valu-Rite does it take to not remember tomorrow?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (DofIg)

If you have to ask, you didn't buy enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

179 And in this corner, wearing the artisanal, hand crafted messenger bag..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (xJa6I)


And in the other corner is Ace!

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (czkHE)

180 I coulda save the DOJ a lot of trouble. Got a coupla rogue IRS agents in St. Louis that'll take the fall for anything.

Posted by: Fieldmarshall Bambi McDicksucker at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (398bZ)

181
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]


Well, there you go. Hillary is now President of the United States!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (CGpTK)

182 >>And in the other corner is Ace!

You just made the list, pal.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (/tuJf)

183 Posted by: Fey Wray at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (8iiMU)

Noice! Funny and timely.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (z79tQ)

184 is it safe to click on the link in zombie 's nic?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (hMwEB)

Yes. It's intriguing.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (2sCft)

185 Was that last line a good-natured swipe at JackStraw? Trying to keep up here.

There is no JackStraw. In the end, there is only commenter.

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (XkVXQ)

186 Happy Early Birthday Tami!

Just in case we are all dead tomorrow, for the 15th time.

Or in hiding because someone hits the wrong button about an incoming missle.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (cdo+X)

187 He Hate Me.
Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

Isnt that a name of a NFL football playa?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (qcrxS)

188 @Hadrian the Seventh

Pretty straightforward from here...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (xJa6I)

189 161
Jimmy 'Thermite' Acosta?



That is how Shep described the night after...



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

Thermite? Acosta?? I believe the H is silent in that particular case. Jim Termite Acosta is much more apropos.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (DxWUs)

190 179 And in this corner, wearing the artisanal, hand crafted messenger bag..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (xJa6I)


And in the other corner is Ace!
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 29, 2018 02:25 PM (czkHE)

Of course- Why do you think they're fighting?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

191 Really,this isn't a Republican/Democrat thing.This kind of thing should scare EVERY American.

+++

Wow. You still think they're American? Jeez wake up

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (lRuIB)

192 If the memo contains what we think, how the entire Russia probe was the result of a smear paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and how the FBI, DoJ, and media are complicit (making info available to Fusion GPS, leaks, etc.), the implications are terrifying for many to contemplate.

In the big scheme ... it doesn't matter the least fucking bit.

The reaction, much like those who still advance Socialism, is that a Federal Domestic Surveillance Program is a good thing. It just hasn't been properly implemented yet.

You can fucking quote me on that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (537yT)

193 BTW I know it is not going to happen,that's the sad thing.Nor will the media react in any way other than lockstep with the Democrat response.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (LiyEm)

194 Memo in the water.

You go in the water.

Jimmy Acosta in the water.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)




So you're saying that Acosta hates dolls?

Posted by: Cathy Newman at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

195 162 >>The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax.


I doubt it.
If the memo is released - and it contains what Gowdy clearly indicated it includes - it necessitates some very big changes and prosecutions.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

Yes.... and Hillary did bad stuff with classified material..

And Sanctuary cities exist even though there is a law against it (aiding and abetting Illegals)...

Oh, and there are 20 - 30 MILLION illegals here...

Deserves Prosecution, no longer EQUALS Prosecution in this country.

Posted by: Mueller at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

196 alex, as JackStraw and others have noted for some time, a special prosecutor will be required to follow up on the business of the memo.


But this time - contrary to the Mueller case - it will be easy to appoint a special counsel in compliance with the relevant CFR reg. Because there is ample evidence of crimes having occurred - as opposed to zero evidence (or even a category of crime specified or readily imaginable).


But as I have whined for a while, on *some* aspect of the Mega-Scandal Swarm from the Obama years, DOJ itself will have to actually act as - well, as the DOJ. Do an investigation/prosecution itself. To justify its existence, and begin the long road back to re-establishing credibility.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (QDnY+)

197 185 Was that last line a good-natured swipe at JackStraw? Trying to keep up here.

There is no JackStraw. In the end, there is only commenter.
Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (XkVXQ)

And he loved Big Brother.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (xJa6I)

198 "This memo of lies and smears just shows how desperate Trump and his allies in the House are to distract from his collusion with Russia to steal the election..."

Or the short version: "Raysis."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (398bZ)

199 Jackstraw should be banned based on the potential damage he can cause to aos sea turtles.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (qcrxS)

200 Ace can do pull ups and has been taken asian fighting lessons for a couple of years. Jackstraw takes not vacations to the keys.

Advantage Ace in Thunderdome.

Posted by: Monk at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (g4lFK)

201 You know, this is embarrassing at a lot of levels. the FBI got snookered by a combination of Obama, Clinton operatives, and a few internal bad apples.

You know what is worse? Continuing to cover this titanic mistake up. Just rip of the bandage.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (fftfA)

202 Did Fusion GPS ever release their bank records? This explains all of the gnashing of teeth trying to take down Trump.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

203 Release the Kraken!

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (LiyEm)


========

Trump is the Kraken. And he will pry the memo from their puny hands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (/qEW2)

204 Adam Schiff can go f*** himself.

He needs to be questioned under oath about his collusion to protect this illegal conspiracy by the Democrat Party.

Dipsh*t.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (ATVNj)

205 What do the Democrats want to happen?

I propose that we do the exact opposite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2018 02:27 PM (EyPfd)

206 >>Well, that settles it, if Geraldo! want's it released.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (2sCft)

Jerry wanted me released, too. Now I wash the library steps with my 100 proof urine.

Posted by: Dysfunctional Street Person at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (QE8X6)

207 >>Of course- Why do you think they're fighting?

Do you guys think I can't see you?

I'm sitting right here!

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)

208 I predict this:

"This memo of lies and smears just shows how desperate Trump and his allies in the House are to distract from his collusion with Russia to steal the election..."
Posted by: Lizzy



At some point Trump is going to have to draw a bright red line in the sand, (preferably with arterial blood of the left), and demand them to "PUT UP OR SHUT UP".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (aNSOb)

209 Tammy Bruce: revised figures show Grammy ratings down 24%. But they persisted.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

210 so what's her name of Fox suggested the five days for the president to review (memo approval) AFTER the vote may be required (not optional), by the language of the statute/law whatever.

That seems dubious to me, but who knows. In any case, a lot of people will be tuning in for Trump tomorrow night ... so that is good in any case. The left is all prepared to change the message off the memo revelation (that the left is an evil empire) so Trump can surprise them with a message of hope and victory.

The Maxine will still do her message of hate and division on BET ... then later the memo comes out and reveals the murderous global mafia runs deep state.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (bT8Z4)

211 >>Did Fusion GPS ever release their bank records? This explains all of the gnashing of teeth trying to take down Trump.

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)

212 Release the memo, and run campaigns on every medium tying its verbatim contents directly by name to the mewling hand-wringers who voted against releasing it, along with their insipid milquetoast arguments against releasing it.

On TV during reelections in their districts I guess, but no reason to neglect interstate highway billboards, Saturday morning cartoons, and bus stop benches while we're at it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (y87Qq)

213
Democrats: "Mistakes were made. These were minor peccadillos and youthful indiscretions."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (CGpTK)

214 Mika's blackberry. He's carrying it in his front pocket, and it's on Morse vibrate mode.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur, confused about his memes at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (eXA4G)

=========

So, is Mika's moral compass in Joe's vagina?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

215 117
95 When the memes collide with the memos, everybody duck!!


Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:18 PM (7uYFy)


ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (eh0Va)
---
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF I HAD POSTED IT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (S7P+p)

216 Iirc, it was Rep Meadows that said, " ...McCabe and Rosenstein should be in prison...." after reading the memo. McCabe's gone; will Rosenstein be next?

Posted by: Ever at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (OLS0m)

217 How much was Hillary paying you to set Trump up, McCabe?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (eh0Va)

218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

219 201: FBI was not snookered, they participated, called this an insurance policy. If they were snookered, you could feel sorry that they were incompetent, now you have to be scared that they were complicit.

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (5gaNQ)

220
President Trump is guilty of Obstruction Of Injustice.

#firethemall

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (J4H4v)

221 Yes. It's intriguing.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (2sCft)

got it

*backs away from zombie 's link*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

222 >>I'm sitting right here!

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)<<

**Sprays antibiotics all over thread.**

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (sjdRT)

223 And did the FBI pay or partially pay for the Steele dossier? If so, how much did they pay and whose signature(s) was/were on the FBI authorization?

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (Pqytn)

224 >> 127
"If the memo contains what we think, how the entire Russia probe was the
result of a smear paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and how the FBI, DoJ,
and media are complicit (making info available to Fusion GPS, leaks,
etc.), the implications are terrifying for many to contemplate. Was this
the goal all along, to cripple the Trump administration with a
never-ending investigation? Was Obama involved? Just the links between
the government, Fusion GPS, and the media alone could destroy careers
and possibly create far-reaching legal entanglement."
--Posted by: IanDeal



"You forget that half of the US population think that is a good strategy."--Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Which will then throw into undeniably sharp relief the fact (for those who have been too slow to grasp it) that we are in a state of open CIVIL WAR in this country.



Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (daXIn)

225
This really really sounds like a story for the cables. - that charlie fella.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (r+sAi)

226 The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax.

I think the SotU is like awards shows or a Russian State funereal: all the action is off stage.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (ty7RM)

227 214 Mika's blackberry. He's carrying it in his front pocket, and it's on Morse vibrate mode.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur, confused about his memes at January 29, 2018 02:19 PM (eXA4G)

=========

So, is Mika's moral compass in Joe's vagina?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

Well that explains the strap-on in her Amazon wish list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

228 218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

Wait! You're saying Jimmy Acosta is a Dolphin?!?

Jimmy 'Dolphin' Acosta?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

229 **Sprays antibiotics all over thread.**


Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (sjdRT)


Holy crap that stuff burns!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (/fNs2)

230 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

Decapited fish are like watermelons are to humans.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (qcrxS)

231 150
Was that last line a good-natured swipe at JackStraw?


Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 29, 2018 02:22 PM (toi7g)



You can't swipe the willing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (Dp6qK)

232 Subpoena Adam Schiff's telephone records. See how he used his position as a Congressman to obstruct this investigation. See how he was leaking information to McCabe and Mueller and Comey.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (ATVNj)

233 About bloody time we see it.
I must be devastating to the Traitor Party .... or we would have been reading it 10 days ago.
Six months ago if it had any potential to damage the President.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (oVWx5)

234 So,we should call Dolphins" Sea Morons"?

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (LiyEm)

235 "My name is Commenter"

"How dare you show your back to me! Commenter, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Turn around and tell me your name!"

"My name is Jacksus Strawmus Meridius, commander of the Intelligence committee hearings, General of the IG Legions, and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Maximus Preferencus Cascadius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, slightly gay for penis. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (XkVXQ)

236 And did the FBI pay or partially pay for the Steele dossier? If so, how much did they pay and whose signature(s) was/were on the FBI authorization?


Don't f'ing look at me, I was enjoying the sunset!!

Posted by: @BigJimComey at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (ty7RM)

237 Wait! You're saying Jimmy Acosta is a Dolphin?!?
_______


He's the decapitated fish

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (/fNs2)

238 I think the SotU is like awards shows or a Russian State funereal: all the action is off stage.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (ty7RM)

-------------------------------------

Maybe it will go faster due to fewer extended clapping sessions since most there don't care for Trump.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (giT7q)

239 "175 115 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning . . .
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin "


I got a free Sirius subscription with my new car so I listened to Howard Stern for the first time in about 13 years today. Wow, he has turned into a whiny SJW.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

240 218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

What did we do, Alex? I'm so sorry, whatever it was.

Now I have THAT in my head. Instead of Kate Upton doing Cat Daddy....hang on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (xJa6I)

241 >>And did the FBI pay or partially pay for the Steele dossier? If so, how much did they pay and whose signature(s) was/were on the FBI authorization?


As I said above, Grassley has been sending the FBI letters for months asking for documentation about this very thing.

He seems to think they did.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

242 216: But Rosenstein is a "great Deputy AG"

Posted by: Snoreregard at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (5gaNQ)

243 I'm even "trying" to understand the argument against releasing the memo. If their is confidential information redact it. But in essence, we want to know one thing - was FISA being sued to spy on Americans for political purposes? Really, that is a yes/no question. Right now the answer seems to be yes. I suspect the reason the dems want the memo blocked is that it makes them look very very bad. I guess the Reason DOJ wants it blocked is it makes them look very very stupid. These are not good reasons to keep secrets.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (fftfA)

244
Holy crap that stuff burns!


Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (/fNs2)

========

There could be holy water in it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (vg8iE)

245 >>"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

FishLight.

Posted by: Zod at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

246 As JackStraw Reported Earlier :

He's Right There!

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (hoP6K)

247 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."
___________________________________

I always knew there was something that was just not right about that Dan Marino.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (ATVNj)

248 I got a free Sirius subscription with my new car so I listened to Howard Stern for the first time in about 13 years today. Wow, he has turned into a whiny SJW.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

Yeah, he climbed up his own ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (xJa6I)

249 225

This really really sounds like a story for the cables. - that charlie fella.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (r+sAi)

That charlie fella?
Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (8iiMU)

250 Did someone say Mambo Italiano?!

Posted by: Rosemary Clooney at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (JHwDP)

251 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."



Kinda hard to 'bate when all you have are tiny flippers.
Kinda hard to hold it in place. Physics & all. Equal & opposite reaction.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (aNSOb)

252 237 Wait! You're saying Jimmy Acosta is a Dolphin?!?
_______


He's the decapitated fish
Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (/fNs2)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OTHER DUDES USE HIM AS A JERK SOCK!!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

253 Really had his panties in a bunch.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)


Aww, give 'im a break. He's just trying to impress the ladies, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (vqB8a)

254 Subpoena Adam Schiff's telephone records. See how he used his position as a Congressman to obstruct this investigation. See how he was leaking information to McCabe and Mueller and Comey.

Include receipts to Cricket and Trac Phone.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (ty7RM)

255 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

They call him Flipper
Flipper, the decapitated fish raping dolphin

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (IcT7t)

256 >>"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."


They learned that from the Native Americans.


Saved the first Thanksgiving.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (hoP6K)

257 >>Maybe it will go faster due to fewer extended clapping sessions since most there don't care for Trump. Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (giT7q)

Genghis Don is ok with this--it's in keeping with his blitz-chess style...

Posted by: Zod at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)

258 235 "My name is Commenter"

"How dare you show your back to me! Commenter, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Turn around and tell me your name!"

"My name is Jacksus Strawmus Meridius, commander of the Intelligence committee hearings, General of the IG Legions, and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Maximus Preferencus Cascadius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, slightly gay for penis. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (XkVXQ)

Would watch.

Sounds better than 'Moonlight' at least.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (xJa6I)

259 218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

FishLight!

Posted by: Monk at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (g4lFK)

260 Let he who hasn't masturbated with a decapitated fish cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (QQ+il)

261 Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (XkVXQ)


First round Threadwinning Hall of Fame five years after you retire.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (fuK7c)

262 Seriously though how do you assign McCabe to investigate the Trump campaign when his wife takes campaign funds from Clinton cronies? He should have been removed immediately for not recusing himself. That is prima facia evidence of collusion to me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (qcrxS)

263 228
218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.



"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."



https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)



Wait! You're saying Jimmy Acosta is a Dolphin?!?



Jimmy 'Dolphin' Acosta?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)



Thank you. I finally recall who Comey reminds me of. He is Dr. Blowhole, on Penguins of Madagascar cartoon series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUeqKm2kzTE

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (Dp6qK)

264 >>>Tank you!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

Tami, here's an "h" for your birthday.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (W3P1i)

265 So Jack Straw is responsible for killing the sea turtles?

No wonder people are mad.



Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (cdo+X)

266 I love that the same Party that thought the Washington Post illegally publishing the Pentagon Papers was the greatest thing ever!!! has an issue with Congress formally declassifying information that our law enforcement agencies are engaged in nefarious political activity.

Posted by: Maritime at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (G/kZc)

267 Circa makes a very good point a few others have been noting recently (mois included).


If you want to be serious, and actually consider things as they are vs. how they actually were, compare this situation to Watergate. In terms of political party reactions. Alarming, depressing situation.


The Dems and their PR arm will fight this forever. If we're lucky enough to get convictions - won't phase them a bit. They are an utterly mindless, ruthless, irresponsible, power-mad, hate-driven mob now. As is a large part of their "base".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (QDnY+)

268 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate.

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a dolphin peener in it"

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (lRuIB)

269 >>"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."


Lesss gillt that way.

Posted by: HornyFemaleDolphin at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (hoP6K)

270 I just wish Trump would make the Memo his SOTU address.

Posted by: Iblis at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (9221z)

271 Subpoena Adam Schiff's telephone records. See how he used his position as a Congressman to obstruct this investigation.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

--

Don't forget to grab his drop phone, and get his non-GOV emails.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)

272 218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

My, that is interesting. Filthy, raping sea mammals.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (2sCft)

273 #leakthememo if the vote fails, and blame it on a bad head cold.

Posted by: ShainS at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (SZn+k)

274 Ace: "The president can veto a vote to release the memo (on national security grounds) but he's not expected to do so."

Trump is "voting" to release this memo on national security grounds. It's implicit. By letting the public see it, he's defending national security. He's helping expose an illegal cabal who were committed to denying democracy. That's pretty serious stuff.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (H8S+R)

275
A woman needs a man like a dolphin need a decapitated fish.

Gloria Stein Man

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (r+sAi)

276 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

Wait until you see my swimming pool cam!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (eh0Va)

277
Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (eXA4G)

278 Don't forget to grab his drop phone, and get his non-GOV emails.


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (7ZVPa

=======

And his Grindr account

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2018 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

279 Sounds better than 'Moonlight' at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (xJa6I)[/j]

Sounds better than most of the dreck coming out of Hollyweird.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 02:35 PM (vqB8a)

280 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)


All I'm hearing is "there are times when dolphins aren't actively in that moment using decapitated fish to masturbate". It sounds more positive that way.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (y87Qq)

281 >>My name is Jacksus Strawmus Meridius

True story. I was joking with my family a couple years ago that I didn't like the name my parents gave me and demanded that they henceforth refer to me as Maximus.

My sister even gave me a beer stein with Maximus inscribed on it.

It would fine if you also wanted to refer to me as Maximus.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

282 My name is Jacksus Strawmus Meridius,

________________________________

Who will help me carry him?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (ATVNj)

283 Ink/Barrel

Electrons/Pound


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (vWMNq)

284 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

Note to self: dorsal fins only slide one direction.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (ty7RM)

285 "Yeah, he climbed up his own ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"


I did not laugh once in the 30 minutes I listened before turning to music.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (OD2ni)

286 Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war.


Bad idea, you useless pimple.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (QQ+il)

287 "Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war."

Hell, I'd be happy with 'Fuckitall-Friday'

The good old days.

before we got civilized.

And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (EyPfd)

288 Careful New Yorkers! An obscure law from 1786 prohibits the decapitation of a fish for use in self abuse. It is believed to be OK to use a fish that way if you come across one already decapitated. However, that carries an increased risk of infection.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM (giT7q)

289 The reaction, much like those who still advance Socialism, is that a Federal Domestic Surveillance Program is a good thing. It just hasn't been properly implemented yet.

You can fucking quote me on that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (537yT)

They just reauthorized the program... but supposedly with changes to 'protect us'... but I have not been able to find the actual changes made...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

290 It would fine if you also wanted to refer to me as Maximus.

Posted by: JackStraw

--

Rule 34 invoked, in the name of the 'ettes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

291 Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

I quit listening about a year ago. He and Jimmy Kimmel are best buds so they suck each others SJW penis.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (qcrxS)

292 Decapitated fish raping video:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2b_1384374365

Not Safe For Human Consumption!

Seriously, don't watch that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (IcT7t)

293 Maxine Nutcase Waters should ready her memo out loud. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (gbWkA)

294 What we do on the blog, echoes in eternity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

295 >>It would fine if you also wanted to refer to me as Maximus.


People just call me, 'Girth'.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:37 PM (hoP6K)

296 You're going to have to be a little more specific....
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:14 PM (Enq6K)

--

please don't

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (oGRue)

297 "the Justice Department has pushed back hard. Sources told Fox News'
Catherine Herridge that FBI Director Christopher Wray went to the
Capitol on Sunday to view the four-page memo."

------------

This is a fantastic breach of the FBI's oversight authority over Congress.

Posted by: Boxcar Joey Scarborough at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (OIiRj)

298 218 Did I miss the Horde discussing this? Because, even if I did, I believe that the daywalkers should discuss this.

"Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/957603415479279616
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

video of a dolphin "using" a fish

http://bit.ly/2EmR29R

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (Q/rPc)

299 188 @Hadrian the Seventh

Pretty straightforward from here...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (xJa6I)

+++

She drinks like a fish. She is easily confused. She has googly eyes. She falls down the stairs backwards. She falls down the stairs forwards. What's not to like?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (tcwn1)

300 I guess I'm just baffled as to why basic questions can't get answered promptly:

Did the FBI pay for the Steele dossier? Yes or no?

Did they use that dossier to get a FISA warrant? yes or no?

Did they intercept communications of the Trump campaign? yes or no?

Did that confidential information get widely disseminated by Obama? yes or no?

Was that information intentionally leaked to the press and Clinton campaign? Yes or no?

Is the Steele dossier/Trump intercepts being used to create the Mueller investigation? yes or no?

This is easy stuff, and not classified.

I'd say, the answer is yes to all these questions, with a lot of but, but, but attached. Problems is, I don't give a shit about the buts. This was wrong, full stop.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (fftfA)

301 Careful New Yorkers! An obscure law from 1786 prohibits the decapitation of a fish for use in self abuse.


It's still legal in all 13 states of the Old Confederacy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (QQ+il)

302 What possible reason could there be to NOT release the memo?

Do we not fund our own government?

What possible reason could there be for secrecy?

There is none.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (7UW64)

303 He's the decapitated fish
Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:31 PM (/fNs2)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OTHER DUDES USE HIM AS A JERK SOCK!!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 29, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

---

American Pike

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (oGRue)

304 I watched Morning Joe pontificate this morning about how the memo was a completely made up political document. Really had his panties in a bunch.

--

Mornin' Joe's cheese has really slid off his cracker over the last few years. What a POS.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (mQ0Mc)

305 Tank you!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2018 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

Tami, here's an "h" for your birthday.
Posted by: m


Yay Thami!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (aNSOb)

306 Is it a decapitated head, or a disembodied head?

Or a decapitated body or disembodied body?

Posted by: Ichabod Crane at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

307 277
Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (eXA4G)

---

said the day a $3.5 million flamethrower sale was announced.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (oGRue)

308 King of the Hill had an episode on Dolphin rapists.

Not a subject they have not covered.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (qcrxS)

309 There's no way we can have a flame war with people like Commenter around.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 29, 2018 02:39 PM (398bZ)

310
obama administration = dolphin

Democracy = decapped fish

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (r+sAi)

311 Well, if for nothing else that vid answered the "how?" part.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (/fNs2)

312 Graham > Gowdy ??

Maybe equivalent

Posted by: sofa saver at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (4u7kU)

313


"Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and Filet my Girlfriend."

Posted by: Which Troll Am I? at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (hoP6K)

314 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

--

Why do Dolphins use decapitated fish to masturbate?

because they can...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (oGRue)

315 THERE'S EBOLA IN MY BALLS!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

316 video of a dolphin "using" a fish


Holy shit, that's real.

And the next video is titled "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".

There are things that even I won't click on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (fuK7c)

317 The reaction, much like those who still advance Socialism, is that a Federal Domestic Surveillance Program is a good thing. It just hasn't been properly implemented yet.

You can fucking quote me on that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 02:26 PM (537yT)

They just reauthorized the program... but supposedly with changes to 'protect us'... but I have not been able to find the actual changes made...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot

________________


Uniparty "conservatives" share a lot of blame as well for keeping it.

Posted by: Maritime at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (lKmt3)

318 video of a dolphin "using" a fish



That is *so* wrong ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (vWMNq)

319 Girth Brooks > Garth Brooks

Posted by: Cosmo editorial at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (qcrxS)

320 In my opinion, science knows entirely too much about the sex life of dolphins.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (O+THj)

321 315 THERE'S EBOLA IN MY BALLS!
_____________________________________

Let me help you get it out.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

322 Subpoena Adam Schiff's telephone records. See how he
used his position as a Congressman to obstruct this investigation. See
how he was leaking information to McCabe and Mueller and Comey.



Include receipts to Cricket and Trac Phone.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2018 02:33 PM (ty7RM)


He's probably been using an illegal alien uh, undocumented immigrant, errr....a "Dreamer" intern to hand-deliver the info.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (uiwCw)

323 The way these State of the Union speeches go, we'll know everything that is in the speech before hand and the actual reading of the speech will be the proverbial anti-climax. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (O+THj)


It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Trump will probably make it entertaining at least! Off the cuff shoutouts to invited people in the audience, like the invited mom whose kid was killed by MS-13. He's not like Obama, he can actually go off prompter.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (hvf9s)

324 >>And the next video is titled "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".


Lena Dunham stars in 7 of those videos.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (hoP6K)

325 Hands Acosta water, hands Acosta sky.


How many cubic feet of electrons make a pound?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (RuIsu)

326
Gowdy can just read the memo into the Congressional Record if anyone give him shit about it.
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LOL. I think that is Louis Gohmert's job. (I wish we had someone like him in IL.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (MIKMs)

327 When I saw that the Dems had given the Honorable Maxine Waters the distinct honor of replying to the President's State of the Union Address, I thought "One would think that the 2020 Dem POTUS wanna-bes would be cutting each other's throats to be the voice of the Democratic Party's "resurgence", Man, that stuff in the memo must be KILLER!"

And with McCabe out, that seems to be the case.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (Pqytn)

328 306 Is it a decapitated head, or a disembodied head?

THIS ^^^^^^^ is a prime example

Posted by: Laura the hoardmonger at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (4u7kU)

329 Dolphins can recognize themselves in a mirror.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)

330 Oh well...time to board another plane. Y'all have a good afternoon. See ya on the other side and I mean that literally.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (vqB8a)

331 So McCabe takes over top spot in the notacuicide olympics?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (Dp6qK)

332 If you've ever had a conversation with a Trump hater than this all makes sense. It is really something to behold watching a otherwise somewhat rational person turn apoplectic on the subject of Trump. It is also sickening to realize that if Trump were to be assassinated, how happy these people would be.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (oiNtH)

333 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

334 Ignore the memo folks - nothing to see here. Oh Trump said a naughty word!!! Woop

Posted by: MSM at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (LilNs)

335 Mornin' Joe's cheese has really slid off his cracker over the last few years.


The Power of the Mish is not always a Healing Power.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (fuK7c)

336 In my opinion, science knows entirely too much about the sex life of dolphins.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2018 02:41 PM (O+THj)
________


I'm outa here

Posted by: That chicken at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (/fNs2)

337 They've really gone downhill since the Shula years.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (hqZPQ)

338 Catherine Herridge on FOX explained a little while ago that the law that allows this release says something about waiting 5 days after voting to release it..

So, the question is.. would having this released before the State of the Union address or after be better?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (so+oy)

339 And the next video is titled "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".


4 of the 10 are muzzies & goats, sheep, camels & donkeys.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (aNSOb)

340 Chris GAINZ > Girth Brooks > Garth Brooks

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (hoP6K)

341 324 >>And the next video is titled "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".


Lena Dunham stars in 7 of those videos.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (hoP6K)

Gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

342 Meh. Sounds like #RussianBot tricks to me.

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (MmeCn)

343 Fa love pa.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

344 Why do Dolphins use decapitated fish to masturbate?

Because they don't have hands.

Duh ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (8gDQu)

345 When I saw that the Dems had given the Honorable Maxine Waters the distinct honor of replying to the President's State of the Union Address


I would so fuck with her if I were Trump. The pre-transcript would have her responding to insane shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (QQ+il)

346 I guess if dolphins do it, it's moral for humans to do it.

Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

347 "I quit listening about a year ago. He and Jimmy Kimmel are best buds so they suck each others SJW penis.
Posted by: Roc Ingerso"


I read somewhere that his current wife is an attention whore and is desperate to be part of the Hollywood crowd whereas his first wife just wanted to be obscure and raise her kids. Probably part of the reason but he is awful and unfunny now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

348 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators. Don't let anyone tell you different.

So, basically, the Hollywood producers of the cetacean world?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 29, 2018 02:44 PM (IcT7t)

349 He [Morning Joe] needs to stick with his awesome music career.
And writing safety protocols for business office use.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2018 02:44 PM (ewxPW)

350 I would love to hear Trump conclude his State of the Union with "...then on the morrow, you shall receive your purification."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2018 02:44 PM (hqZPQ)

351
TOSS BUNKER

Posted by: garrett - Pointing over the Left Center Fence at January 29, 2018 02:44 PM (hoP6K)

352 Susand rice reports macabe served with Honor and Distinction
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 02:16 PM (5y11N)


she and Holder tweeting code for "we've got your back" but you better not talk!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fceHP)

353 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

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ya know Dolphins are VERY intelligent....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (oGRue)

354 How many cubic feet of electrons make a pound?
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (RuIsu)

avoirdupois or Troy ?

Posted by: Joule at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (4u7kU)

355 Of course, the dolphin is in some sort of SeaWorld exhibit.

What a cephalopod does in jail doesn't count.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fuK7c)

356 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators.
______


Right, the Moose out front told me.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (/fNs2)

357 It would fine if you also wanted to refer to me as Maximus.

Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM

I have a good fwiend in Wome called "Biggus Dickus".

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (toi7g)

358
It really is the scandal of the century. Not sure if it is being slow-walked or if it is being obfuscated.

Nixon got in trouble because of a dnc burgle that he didn't know about and then tried to cover up.

Obama/Clinton currently not in trouble for using govt agencies to spy on opposing party presidential candidate. Will Russiaquiddick become at least similarly denigrated even though much worse? I doubt it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (r+sAi)

359 327 When I saw that the Dems had given the Honorable Maxine Waters the distinct honor of replying to the President's State of the Union Address, I thought "One would think that the 2020 Dem POTUS wanna-bes would be cutting each other's throats to be the voice of the Democratic Party's "resurgence", Man, that stuff in the memo must be KILLER!"

And with McCabe out, that seems to be the case.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (Pqytn)

***

Eh, I thought they got a young Kennedy to do the response and Maxine is doing her own "impeach" thing on BET.

Posted by: lymond at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (Jvjtu)

360 She drinks like a fish. She is easily confused. She has googly eyes. She falls down the stairs backwards. She falls down the stairs forwards. What's not to like?
Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2018 02:38 PM (tcwn1)



This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

361 No wonder they were so gracious about the fish...

Posted by: Arthur Dent at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (hoP6K)

362 So is this it then? Is this the start of cleaning out all those deep state idiots? Or just another nothingburger?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (oyCqX)

363 352: He won't be talking, I'm sure he's been rewarded

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (5gaNQ)

364 Yeah, the kind of "classified" involved here is almost entirely internal process, most of which is known or reasonably surmised anyway (how FISA warrants are secured).


The "sources and methods" aspect to this particular chapter would seem trivial. Everyone in the world has known for a long time how surveillance is conducted.


My favorite classified info of all time was something that was known only to the US ..... and the Soviets. Just not to the American public or the rest of the world. ???? An arms control-related thing, years and years ago. Everyone laughed at the time, mocking the idea of keeping "secrets" from the public, but *not* the adversary.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (QDnY+)

365 Top ten lines the left will trot out about the memo

10) Memo, sounds like toxic masculinity, why not fememo?
9) Releasing this violates federal law somehow, just trust me, IMPEACH!
8 ) This is too complicated for you to understand, you have to let us explain it
7) Trump is so bad any means are justified to use!
6) Squirrel!!!!
5) Memo, you mean like a meme?
4) At this point, what does it matter??
3) Russian bots!
2) Selectively edited!!
1) Because f**k you!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

366 277
Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (eXA4G)

It's good to have a flame war every 5 years, every 10 years. Gets the bad blood out.

Oh, and on the subject of organic marital aids: https://___ur.com/gallery/dL6aA

Posted by: joncelli T. Robot at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

367 ya know Dolphins are VERY intelligent....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (oGRue)


So are cockers. They use shins to beat off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (8gDQu)

368 >>Lena Dunham stars in 7 of those videos.

Well, she did write that column for the New Yorker (IIRC?) where she wrote a list of things and the reader had to guess if she was describin her boyfriend or her dog.

And to think those two crazy kids eventually broke up...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (W+vEI)

369 I did. Accurate enough and gentle to the hand. I blew through 250 rds in an hour.

Now I need a can for it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)


Love my XDM 45 put a Powder River 3 lbs trigger on it and that thing eats. Looking to pick up an Osprey suppressor for it.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (EbJSg)

370 333 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

True dat.

Daughter worked with marine biologists/ecologists, who were terrified of the octopus they were studying in the lab. Apparently it figured out how to get out of its tank, kill fish in other tanks and then get back in its own tank. They found out by watching CC video of the lab at night. The damn thing waited till they were gone and had turned everything off to do it's nightly Octopus the Ripper stuff-because it didn't eat the fish, it just killed them.

Posted by: moki at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (V+V48)

371 And the next video is titled "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".

It was the goat's idea, I tell you! You should have seen the way she looked at me!! Her head wasn't even covered! She was asking for it!

Posted by: Allah bin Akbar at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (ty7RM)

372 >>It would fine if you also wanted to refer to me as Maximus.



Posted by: JackStraw - a sexually dysfunctional commenter at January 29, 2018 02:36 PM<<




**rolls eyes so hard she does a back flip**

Posted by: Jack Straw's GF at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (sjdRT)

373 As we get closer to the attempted coup being fully exposed, I suppose we should expect ever more vicious Democrat attempts to unseat the President and overturn the election.

In other words, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, music lover and bacon afficianado at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (LISuA)

374 333 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

So... they are like Liberal Males?

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (NgKpN)

375 Why do Dolphins use decapitated fish to masturbate?

Because they don't have hands.

Duh ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (8gDQu)


And their find are too short.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (vqB8a)

376 Is this the start of cleaning out all those deep state idiots? Or just another nothingburger?

My guess is just one more step on the path. Nothing amazing and cinematic will happen when the bad guys get that sudden look of realization on their face and then there's a montage of people being arrested and frog marched off. It will be a brutal, nasty fight every step of the way filled with lies and tricks to undermine everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

377 CNN is going 24/7 with the Cankles storybook hour reading to all her fans from It Takes a Village and Fire & Furry.

---------------------------

Is Fire & Furry about Hillary's hot sauce and not shaving her nether regions?

Posted by: Jolo at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (WrMOC)

378 May I suggest you try the wasabi?

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (2Mnv1)

379 Posted by: Benji Carver at January 29, 2018 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

Do not think that is accurate about the second wife . Her entire world revolves around animal rescue and fostering animals. To a fault so that means a scolding SJW in that respect.

Posted by: Cosmo editorial at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (qcrxS)

380 Fins dammit.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 02:47 PM (vqB8a)

381 I can take a dolphin down in 5 seconds.

Posted by: Joe Pike at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (RaI08)

382 I have a feeling that this will be a SOTU for the books. Extra points to you hordelings who will stomach listening to Waters on BET. There will be no optimism and it will be all racist babble.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

383 **rolls eyes so hard she does a back flip**

Posted by: Jack Straw's GF



Considering she's just a head...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (QQ+il)

384 video of a dolphin "using" a fish

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Dammit, suppress the video before some groups decides to storm our embassy in Tunas.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (giT7q)

385 How many cubic feet of electrons make a pound?


Without protons? Cubic miles.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (vWMNq)

386 356
Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators.
______


Right, the Moose out front told me.


Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (/fNs2)


#metoo

Posted by: Moose at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (Dp6qK)

387 >>Daughter worked with marine biologists/ecologists, who were terrified of the octopus they were studying in the lab. Apparently it figured out how to get out of its tank, kill fish in other tanks and then get back in its own tank. They found out by watching CC video of the lab at night. The damn thing waited till they were gone and had turned everything off to do it's nightly Octopus the Ripper stuff-because it didn't eat the fish, it just killed them.

Octopi are wicked smaht. We used to catch them and play with them. And then we ate them.

So smart and tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (/tuJf)

388 There are no secrets in this memo that need to be kept. None.

Procedures need to be transparent.

Policies need to be transparent.

Malfeasance needs to be transparent.

CYA by the FBI needs to be absolutely transparent and need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

I need to see perp walks and tearful confessions, ending in incarceration and loss of pensions.

Burn it down to the ground.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (7UW64)

389 374 333 Dolphins are sick, perverted sexual predators. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)


One of my fav bar ice breakers.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (4u7kU)

390 >>Susand rice reports macabe served with Honor and Distinction


Just like you said about Bowie Bergdahl, eh, Susan?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (W+vEI)

391

I wonder if in McCabe's texts, or others, if there are references to the Vegas shooting.

We know nothing yet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (fceHP)

392
This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around.


No, The other drunk, googly-eyed stair-tripper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (CGpTK)

393
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

+++

Certainly not! Not in a million years, our benevolent one!

*bows and faints at the same time*

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (tcwn1)

394 Dolphins? Pffft!
*I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!*

Posted by: GSGT Hartman at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (gbWkA)

395 I've had octopus before, they don't really taste like much of anything. But you can cook them to the point they are the consistency of a radial tire. The local Korean restaurant found a way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

396 How many cubic feet of electrons make a pound?

It used to be about four Deutschmark, but now the commies all do euro.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (fuK7c)

397 McCabe taking "terminal" leave.

To Ft. Marcy park ?

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (y3aQB)

398 Octopi are wicked smaht. We used to catch them and play with them. And then we ate them.

So smart and tasty.
Posted by: JackStraw



Ain't that damn smart if they got caught.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (aNSOb)

399 381 I can take a dolphin down in 5 seconds.
Posted by: Joe Pike at January 29, 2018 02:48 PM (RaI0

*beep*

Posted by: Captain Pike at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

400 Posted by: moki at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (V+V4


Damn things have 3 hearts and 9 brains, iirc.

Even after limbs are decapitated they still search for food, I think.

Things scare the crap outta me. So this story does not surprise me.

Give me Flipper anyday!

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (cdo+X)

401 Maybe only Blue Fisherman get that joke?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (hoP6K)

402 Captain Pike more like Captain PikeER, am I right???

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

403 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

=======================


Dolphins don't describe it that way. Instead, they say "I masturbate into the decapitated skulls of my enemies". Trump does the same, which is why Paul Krugman is so worried.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, music lover and bacon afficianado at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (LISuA)

404 395 I've had octopus before, they don't really taste like much of anything. But you can cook them to the point they are the consistency of a radial tire. The local Korean restaurant found a way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

Diced Octopus in wasabi was pretty tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

405 Sean Davis tweets...
Over the span of mere minutes, CNN's @Acosta went from saying McCabe voluntarily quit to implying Trump obstructed justice by firing him. What in the world is going on at that network?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (ewxPW)

406 >>So smart and tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw

Come on down, Best Octo-Pie in Florida!

Posted by: The Villages at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (hoP6K)

407 In New Zealand we did a fun thing where we'd jump in the water ahead of a pod of dusky dolphins - if you could drive/keep yourself down a few feet, hard to do because of the buoyant thick wetsuits - and they'd swim right by you, even swim a few circles around you playfully.


Biologist on the boat of course briefed us up on the critters during the cruise, recall she said something like dolphins had more secks than any other mammal. She gave details on their degenerate lifestyle.


Young British guy in the group laughs when she's finished and says "wow, when I die, I want to come back as a dusky dolphin!".


Thus endeth your real dolphin secks briefing. Degenerates.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (QDnY+)

408 It used to be about four Deutschmark, but now the commies all do euro.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (fuK7c)

That was too easy, basically 2 dm to 1$

Posted by: sofa saver at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (4u7kU)

409
Damn things have 3 hearts and 9 brains, iirc.

Even after limbs are decapitated they still search for food, I think.

Things scare the crap outta me. So this story does not surprise me.

Give me Flipper anyday!
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (cdo+X)

Kid stopped working in the lab after that. She moved to a different lab so she could focus on microbial research. She said she felt safer with level 4 stuff than the damn octopus.

Posted by: moki at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (V+V48)

410 http://bit.ly/2DHUKtz

Donald Trump Jr. Skewers Jake Tapper After FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe Is Fired
----
Apple didn't fall far from the Tree HAHAHAHA

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (y3aQB)

411 >>> "10 horrifying cases of interspecies sex".

They can be beautiful too! And Oscar worthy.

Posted by: The screenwroters for "The Shape of Water" at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (hvf9s)

412 I can't wait for these thousands of unusual and top secret indictments to be revealed. People will pay I tell ya.


Going to take a nap.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (r9UYA)

413 Well, she did write that column for the New Yorker (IIRC?) where she wrote a list of things and the reader had to guess if she was describin her boyfriend or her dog.

And to think those two crazy kids eventually broke up...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (W+vEI)


I adored that her now ex-bf ran the line for years that they would get married once it was legal for everyone and then when gay marriage was enforced on the entire country against the will of the majority of citizens by Anthony Kennedy's feelz she said okay when are we getting engaged and he hemmed and hawed. So. So. Wonderful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (mf5HN)

414
>>Susand rice reports macabe served with Honor and Distinction





Just like you said about Bowie Bergdahl, eh, Susan?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (W+vEI)
==========
Now there's a parallel !

Posted by: Huck Follywood, music lover and bacon afficianado at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (LISuA)

415 Me likey octopus

Posted by: Fisherman Wife at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (gbWkA)

416 The local Korean restaurant found a way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)




This:

http://www.trifood.com/nakjibokum.asp

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (vWMNq)

417 366 277
Y'know, it's been awhile since we had a good old fashioned flame war.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2018 02:34 PM (eXA4G)

It's good to have a flame war every 5 years, every 10 years. Gets the bad blood out.

Oh, and on the subject of organic marital aids: https://___ur.com/gallery/dL6aA
Posted by: joncelli T. Robot at January 29, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

Bah. I should know better. Put i m g into the blank.

Posted by: joncelli T. Robot at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

418 That octopus story is creepy. I love the ocean but not swimming in it. I know that there are things under the water that would love me for a snack.

Back in my teen years I was at the beach with friends swimming and felt sharp needle like pains on my thigh and leg. Got out and it was a jelly fish stinging the crap out of me. Ack.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

419
FishLight!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (mPeei)

420 Sean Davis tweets...
Over the span of mere minutes, CNN's @Acosta went from saying McCabe voluntarily quit to implying Trump obstructed justice by firing him. What in the world is going on at that network?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (ewxPW)
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called Deep Stae Panic + Bed Shitting

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (y3aQB)

421 See here is the thing - they are all guilty. That is the problem. Huge swaths of the Obama administration, Clinton campaign, the media, and dems in congress are guilty of collusion, with the Russians no less, to steal an election. Full stop.

Why was Clinton left off the hook in the e-mail scandal? because Obama had e-mailed her classified info on her private sever multiple times, using a pseudonym. You couldn't prosecute her without also prosecuting him. He wasn't the only one - her lame brained scheme swept up a lot of people. The same principal is at work here - too many "important" people colluded to steal an election, or to cover up that collusion.

If I were Trump, I'd say, look, I'm willing to give an immediate pardon to anyone willing to admit what they did right now, to spare the country this terrible investigation. I would be very generous in my forgiveness. That would strip away a lot of dummies who just went along, leaving just the core to be prosecuted.

Because realistically, no one is going to jail. I'd be content with public humiliation and a loss of prestige, power, and position, along with changes to the law to prevent this from ever happening again. Ruined careers in Washington are almost as powerful an incentive as jail.

Think of it as a truth and reconciliation committee.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fftfA)

422 That was too easy, basically 2 dm to 1$


Well, I was riffing on the electron joke.

In my day is was about 1.6:1, which is the same as the km:mile thing, so I got really good at doing 1.6 in my head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fuK7c)

423 >>Ain't that damn smart if they got caught.

Well maybe not splitting atoms smart but pretty smart for an 8 legged invertebrate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

424 Someone at the Treehouse just linked to this document, as the reason McCabe got the boot.

http://bit.ly/2ql2RFI

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (5HBd1)

425 Kid stopped working in the lab after that. She moved to a different lab so she could focus on microbial research. She said she felt safer with level 4 stuff than the damn octopus.
Posted by: moki at January 29, 2018 02:52 PM (V+V4


Should've seen the look on her face when she found out the head of the microbiology department was an octopus.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (y87Qq)

426 I remember when it was 4DM to the dollar. I just treated them as quarters.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (QQ+il)

427 *beep*

Posted by: Captain Pike at January 29, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)


All of Star Trek's advanced medicine and machines ... and the best they could do for the guy was stick him in an old spa sweat box and have him restricted to yes/no beeps?

Sheesh ... even that disembodied brain was able to talk to everyone and control just about every device around. Damn thing wouldn't shut up, IIRC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (8gDQu)

428 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate.

Is that wrong? Because I gotta plead ignorance here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (Dp6qK)

429 Evidently, the Grammy ratings were at a new cratered low. People just are tired of award shows, I think. And bad music.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

430 Aren't fishy bony? Wouldn't that hurt?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (9YL+9)

431 415 Me likey octopus
Posted by: Fisherman Wife at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (gbWkA)

Thank you, Japan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

432 Grump, glad and not surprised you like the XD. Those of us not in America can only dream about getting suppressors, sadly.


I think as a value proposition, XDs are hard to beat.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (QDnY+)

433 A "rando" is that a S Efriken ticky?

Posted by: saf at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (cS/ge)

434 Because realistically, no one is going to jail. I'd be content with public humiliation and a loss of prestige, power, and position, along with changes to the law to prevent this from ever happening again.


Ruined careers in Washington are almost as powerful an incentive as jail.



Not even close. A ruined career is nothing to having a dick shoved up your ass nightly for the next twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (aNSOb)

435 Um...dolphins don't have hands.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (QCc6B)

436 Hammerhead? I hardly knew him!

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (lRuIB)

437 "This is about me isn't it?"

Course not.

You don't have googley eyes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (EyPfd)

438 btw Horde. HORDE!?

No Hentai jokes?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (fuK7c)

439 Well maybe not splitting atoms smart but pretty smart for an 8 legged invertebrate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (/tuJf)


8 arms. No legs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 02:56 PM (8gDQu)

440 Funny thing, in 1776, this crap would have caused a revolution. Probably not too much now - sadly.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 02:56 PM (gbWkA)

441 All of Star Trek's advanced medicine and machines ... and the best they could do for the guy was stick him in an old spa sweat box and have him restricted to yes/no beeps?

Nobody really liked Pike, but they felt like they couldn't just kill him. Finally, someone came up with a way to shut him up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

442 ==================
"This is about me isn't it?"

Course not.

You don't have googley eyes.
==================

All fun and games, until the emu comes out of the box...

Posted by: Parker at January 29, 2018 02:56 PM (ZfzDM)

443 8 arms. No legs.


and just like that we're back to Nuggets.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 02:56 PM (/fNs2)

444 Think of it as a truth and reconciliation committee.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fftfA)


Art of the Deal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (Dp6qK)

445 Kid stopped working in the lab after that. She moved to a different lab so she could focus on microbial research. She said she felt safer with level 4 stuff than the damn octopus.

Hey, she should have heard all the crap those fish were saying about the octopus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

446 Evidently, the Grammy ratings were at a new cratered low. People just are tired of award shows, I think. And bad music.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

And hip-hop.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (7uYFy)

447
If I were Trump, I'd say, look, I'm willing to
give an immediate pardon to anyone willing to admit what they did right
now, to spare the country this terrible investigation. I would be very
generous in my forgiveness. That would strip away a lot of dummies who
just went along, leaving just the core to be prosecuted.



Because realistically, no one is going to jail. I'd be content with
public humiliation and a loss of prestige, power, and position, along
with changes to the law to prevent this from ever happening again.
Ruined careers in Washington are almost as powerful an incentive as
jail.



Think of it as a truth and reconciliation committee.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fftfA)
=====^^^THIS^^^

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (MIKMs)

448
Think of it as a truth and reconciliation committee.

Posted by: Dean Wormer


That works only when there's a sense of shame. Or fear.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (CGpTK)

449
Should've seen the look on her face when she found out the head of the microbiology department was an octopus.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (y87Qq)

Now that's just mean!

But...it wouldn't surprise me. This is university, after all.

Posted by: moki at January 29, 2018 02:57 PM (V+V48)

450 Forget the ocean , now the beach is trying to kill you. Read the story of the Canadian couple who took an innocent stroll on a Dominican Republic beach.

Posted by: Cosmo editorial at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (qcrxS)

451 dolphin hentai or octopus ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (vWMNq)

452 For the sake of our Republic we need to start sending dirtbags to jail.

Posted by: Paladin at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (+evAm)

453 9/11 was it that deep state ?

Posted by: You at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (Hnrlr)

454 California Dreaming:

"Assembly Majority Leader Ian Calderon introduced a bill last week making unsolicited straw-providing a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine."

Honestly you couldn't make this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (osAjc)

455 Gowdy also said:

Do you want to know whether or not the primary source in these court proceedings had a bias against one candidate? Do you want to know whether or not he said he'd do anything to keep that candidate from becoming elected president?

Posted by: motionview at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (pYQR/)

456 dolphin hentai or octopus ?


I believe that hentai requires tentacles.

Now, a dolphin with tentacles...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

457 Octopi. Tentacles. Masterbating. God I love this place.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (ty7RM)

458 http://bit.ly/2DHVqiB

BREAKING: Congress Investigating Mueller 'Pitbull' Andrew Weissmann For Media Leaks
-----
& the Hits are coming ... dare I say "Fast & Furious" ?

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (y3aQB)

459 In my day is was about 1.6:1, which is the same as the km:mile thing, so I got really good at doing 1.6 in my head.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fuK7c)

I attended a week long Sotheby's auction in Monrepos Germany, that was the last time I used DM. 2 to 1 . Like 1999 or 2000

Posted by: sofa saver at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (4u7kU)

460 8 arms. No legs.


and just like that we're back to Nuggets.
Posted by: IP



A "spinner" with a wicked pissah! sense of balance!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (aNSOb)

461 Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:53 PM (oiNtH)



Jellyfish. Shudder. I remember snorkeling and turning my head and I was looking at the underside of a jellyfish. I froze.

Never been stung, but it took the fun outta swimming for awhile.

Then there are those moray eels. There is a lotta creepy stuff in the ocean.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (cdo+X)

462 http://bit.ly/2DHUKtz

Donald Trump Jr. Skewers Jake Tapper After FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe Is Fired
-----------------------------------------------------------
Awesome response by Don Jr. Mock these boot lickers mercilessly. Don't ever waste a chance to ridicule and point out their obvious biases and idiocy.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

463 What a freakin circus! When do the people at the FBI and DOJ have time to actually do their work? What is their motto now? The Kardashians have nothing on us! Clean house and start over.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (rdl6o)

464 If we do not release this memo, we will lose; the country will lose.

Posted by: Bullshit sanctimonious Tom Hanks character at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (326rv)

465 California Dreaming:

"Assembly Majority Leader Ian Calderon introduced a bill last week making unsolicited straw-providing a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine."

Honestly you couldn't make this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (osAjc)


They're going to sell it as an anti-cocaine measure.

Years ago in New York they made it illegal to sell little plastic ziploc bags. No shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (8gDQu)

466 >>Evidently, the Grammy ratings were at a new cratered low. People just are tired of award shows, I think. And bad music.


I bet right now the Grammy execs are blaming it on not giving Grammys to JayZ this year, and Beyoncé last year. They've both been shut out on their respective "masterpiece" CDs.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (W+vEI)

467 Now, a dolphin with tentacles...


That's a sperm whale.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (vWMNq)

468
Damn thing wouldn't shut up, IIRC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


"I am Sargon, the vegan. I graduated from Harvard. And I did cross-fit..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (CGpTK)

469 454
California Dreaming:



"Assembly Majority Leader Ian Calderon introduced a bill last week making unsolicited straw-providing a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine."



Honestly you couldn't make this up.





Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (osAjc)



*long face*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (Dp6qK)

470 Now, a dolphin with tentacles...


That's a sperm whale.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (vWMNq)

Moby Dick

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (7uYFy)

471 BREAKING: Congress Investigating Mueller 'Pitbull' Andrew Weissmann For Media Leaks
-----
& the Hits are coming ... dare I say "Fast & Furious" ?
Posted by: MISHBOT


Call me when people start trading their bespoke suits for prison orange.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (aNSOb)

472 9/11 was it that deep state ?
Posted by: You at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (Hnrlr)

Speak English.

Posted by: Cosmo editorial at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (qcrxS)

473 452 For the sake of our Republic we need to start sending dirtbags to jail.


Posted by: Paladin at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (+evAm)


Just march 'em up to the mall and shoot 'em in the back of the head.

These miscreants want to end our republic. Hands. Down.

They need to be recognized as the seditious fucks they are.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (7UW64)

474 444 Think of it as a truth and reconciliation committee.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2018 02:54 PM (fftfA)


Pearl necklace and all

Posted by: Winnie at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (4u7kU)

475 >>That's a sperm whale.

Humboldt squid.

They'll flip ya, flip ya for real.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

476
Eh, I thought they got a young Kennedy to do the response and Maxine is doing her own "impeach" thing on BET.

Posted by: lymond at January 29, 2018 02:45 PM (Jvjtu)

=============================
Dang Drudge. He had Maxine's phiz on top for 36 hours. Still an unknown Kennedy doesn't carry much weight anymore. The Dem"big hitters" such as they are, are sitting this one out for a reason.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (Pqytn)

477 I have a $1.8 hundred million Deutschmark note from the time when that would buy a loaf of bread in Germany.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (gbWkA)

478 "Assembly Majority Leader Ian Calderon introduced a bill last week making unsolicited straw-providing a misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine."

Honestly you couldn't make this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (osAjc)

*long face*
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker


Neigh!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (aNSOb)

479 Chief Wahoo is no more...

https://tinyurl.com/y8smur22

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (O5Q3r)

480 Sorry, I worked overnight so I am late to the party

Update: A commenter says that #SassyJim Acosta is "reporting" that McCabe stepped down only because he is "tired of the president criticizing him," and for no other reason.


So still a win? Trump needs to criticize more of these jackoffs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (wdmm9)

481 Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (aNSOb)
Then go to sleep & STFU, STFD & GTFU

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (y3aQB)

482 "That's a sperm whale."

HEY!!!!

I'm sitin' right here.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (EyPfd)

483 cali can just use tippy cups. who needs straws?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (KP5rU)

484 Pearl necklace and all
Posted by: Winnie



I think all the pron has confused you, Winnie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (fuK7c)

485 I believe that hentai requires tentacles.

Now, a dolphin with tentacles...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (fuK7c)



This is like how Japanese scientist keep discussing bringing back wooly mammoths and you know, you just know, they're going to add tentacles to it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

486 Release the schmoo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (wdmm9)

487
No, The other drunk, googly-eyed stair-tripper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________________

I know this is NOT about me....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (mPeei)

488 471: Agreed. So far they've all gotten away with it.

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (5gaNQ)

489 473 452 For the sake of our Republic we need to start sending dirtbags to jail.


Posted by: Paladin at January 29, 2018 02:58 PM (+evAm)


Just march 'em up to the mall and shoot 'em in the back of the head.

These miscreants want to end our republic. Hands. Down.

They need to be recognized as the seditious fucks they are.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (7UW64)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (xJa6I)

490 >>cali can just use tippy cups. who needs straws?

Have I got a kick me sign on today?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

491 5' 6" tape worm hanging out your ass? Don't blame me!

Posted by: Tako Sushi at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (JHwDP)

492 Dolphins don't describe it that way. Instead, they
say "I masturbate into the decapitated skulls of my enemies". Trump does
the same, which is why Paul Krugman is so worried.




Posted by: Huck Follywood, music lover and bacon afficianado at January 29, 2018 02:51 PM (LISuA)

SKOL!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (DxWUs)

493 Honestly you couldn't make this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Awww Denver's got you beat. They just voted to make urinating and pooping in public not a misdemeanor any more. We wouldn't want all of those fine people from "not-shithole" countries feel bad! Expecting people to use a toilet is now racist.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (oiNtH)

494 Never masturbate with an octopus. Got it!

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)

495 Over the span of mere minutes, CNN's @Acosta went from saying McCabe voluntarily quit to implying Trump obstructed justice by firing him. What in the world is going on at that network?

The asshole was involved in an "investigation" of a Clinton WHILE his wife took a payoff of over $700,000 from the Clinton bagman.

Posted by: Bullshit sanctimonious Tom Hanks character at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (326rv)

496 We SEE all.
We HEAR all.

Posted by: Q Anon at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (m7LQK)

497 477 I have a $1.8 hundred million Deutschmark note from the time when that would buy a loaf of bread in Germany.
Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2018 03:01 PM (gbWkA)

Who doesn't ???

Posted by: The Hitler person at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (4u7kU)

498 Grammy's ratings still mean almost 20 million people were watching. Better than the National Felon League ratings recently.

Posted by: MSM at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (LilNs)

499 Have I got a kick me sign on today?

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)



Of course not. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (fuK7c)

500 476: Dems still think the name will conjure up "Camelot" and hand them the WH, even if the kid is a kid and a ginger tom, to boot

Posted by: CN at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (5gaNQ)

501 Cliff Clavin trivia.

Sperm Whales got their name from the Spermaceti organ that fills and makes their head so big. And yes it does make a fine lubricant.

Posted by: Cosmo editorial at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (qcrxS)

502 what i am hoping re the memo is that it points out how govt agency apparatchiks were used by the DNC against their enemies and that even the Left will realize how dangerous that also can be for Them , when the ball is in our court and we all can unite behind strangling that particular baby.

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (Z8j2x)

503 Sean Davis again...
How devastating must the House Intel report be if the FBI director went from threatening to resign if McCabe was removed to forcing McCabe out after viewing the report?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (ewxPW)

504 All of Star Trek's advanced medicine and machines ... and the best they could do for the guy was stick him in an old spa sweat box and have him restricted to yes/no beeps?



It always bugged me that Geordie on ST:NG had a visor. They could basically bring people back to life but that was the best they could do for his eyes.

But then I'd think, you do know you are watching Sci-fi? And that's the one thing you are picking out?

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (cdo+X)

505 The president can veto a vote to release the memo (on national security grounds)

-------------

This does not seem correct?

Posted by: SH at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (sX1BW)

506 (but i won't hold my breath)

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (Z8j2x)

507 For those concerned about this memo being mostly hype the maggiesfarm blog had a video of a lawyer discussing what has been going on with the dossier. It is worth a watch.

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/31127-

The-Obama-Administrations-Brazen-Plot-To-Exonerate-

Hillary-Clinton-Starting-To-Seep-Out.html

Posted by: Lightning at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (saZHw)

508 Off terrible womens advice periodical.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (qcrxS)

509 458 http://bit.ly/2DHVqiB

BREAKING: Congress Investigating Mueller 'Pitbull' Andrew Weissmann For Media Leaks
-----
& the Hits are coming ... dare I say "Fast & Furious" ?
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (y3aQB)

And once again I must ask...

How and why is this CONGRESS's job?

Is basic management of the FBI and DOJ so incompetent that THEY can't do this? and stop the leaks?

Note, the US Navy is in the process of Court Martialing two ships Captains for collisions that happened while they were not even at the helm...

Because they were in Charge... even if they were not even on the Bridge at the time of collision...

I guess I spent too many years in an environment where those in charge were actually held responsible for what happened on their watch.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

510 CNN is in full denial mode.

Reality scares them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

511 491 5' 6" tape worm hanging out your ass? Don't blame me!
Posted by: Tako Sushi at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (JHwDP)

And what time do you open ??

Posted by: Sheppy at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (4u7kU)

512 And the Spermaceti organ fills with a substance that looks remarkably like, well, um, whale oil.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (/fNs2)

513

Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter

With all this controversy about whether the House should release a classified memo, why don't we just give it to Huma and Anthony to put on their home computer?


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

514 Have I got a kick me sign on today?

Posted by: Commenter at January 29, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)



There's a Secret Ace Society that meets off-site and decides who they want to mess with that week.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (cdo+X)

515 Cliff Clavin trivia.

Sperm Whales got their name from the Spermaceti organ that fills and makes their head so big. And yes it does make a fine lubricant.



Cliff, the spermaceti is the fluid in what's basically the sonar bubble on the front of their head. All kinds of sensory organs in there and the fluid keeps them from going bump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (fuK7c)

516 >>>& the Hits are coming ... dare I say "Fast & Furious" ?
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 02:59 PM (y3aQB)

How great if PDT said this in the SOTU. Keeping a straight face.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (W3P1i)

517 Cliff Clavin trivia.



If you check wikipedia, which I did recently, it will tell you where spermaceti got its name ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (vWMNq)

518 Sorry on a tablet that makes it hard to post links. If you go to the site go to next page and you will find the lawyer interview.

Posted by: Lightning at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (saZHw)

519 "194 Memo in the water.

You go in the water.

Jimmy Acosta in the water. "


Acosta and the memo at Tanagra ?

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 29, 2018 03:06 PM (oVWx5)

520 what i am hoping re the memo is that it points out how govt agency apparatchiks were used by the DNC against their enemies and that even the Left will realize how dangerous that also can be for Them , when the ball is in our court and we all can unite behind strangling that particular baby.

+++

Never a good idea to count on the conscience of liberals.

Posted by: Bigbys Pinching Fingers at January 29, 2018 03:07 PM (lRuIB)

521 >>How and why is this CONGRESS's job?

I will once again mention that DNI Coates and AG Session announced that were launching a new leak investigation last July. At the time of the launch they had 27 open leak investigations.

Congress is the public's conduit to what is going on behind the scenes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:07 PM (/tuJf)

522 No one puts Cliff Clavin in a corner!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 29, 2018 03:08 PM (qcrxS)

523 Bigby, doesn't even have to be a conscientious idea, just wise.

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2018 03:08 PM (Z8j2x)

524 PDT is gonna try to make nice nice tomorrow night. Woun't make no matter. He should come out all guns a blazing. But hey that's just me. Someone spits on me time and time again, I get the idea they don't like me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (5y11N)

525 Hillary-Clinton-Starting-To-Seep-Out.html

Posted by: Lightning at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (saZHw)


Time for a change?

Posted by: Depends at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (Dp6qK)

526 >>How and why is this CONGRESS's job?

I will once again mention that DNI Coates and AG Session announced that were launching a new leak investigation last July. At the time of the launch they had 27 open leak investigations.

Congress is the public's conduit to what is going on behind the scenes.

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I'd submit that it is Congress' job because Congress is best suited to keeping the executive in check. The executive investigating the executive is not ideal.

Posted by: SH at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

527 so how many indictments are in the offerings now?

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (Z8j2x)

528 Buddy Hackett had an old bit about a fish f****r, and he was no dolphin.

Posted by: Downcast at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (v2Njf)

529 WHY NO FLAMING SKULLS 2-DAY?????

Son, I am disappoint.

Posted by: swampgorilla at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (8NiWI)

530 Wal*Mart is being sued by a black woman because they keep "black" cosmetics and other expensive stuff locked up.

Of course, they keep ALL cosmetics and expensive stuff locked up, such as shaving razors, but that's irrelevant to the need to destroy Wal*Mart for daring to be largely apolitical and refuse unions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

531 If Rosenstein was begging Ryan a week or so ago not to permit the Memo to be released, why was Wray so clueless?

Posted by: Ever at January 29, 2018 03:10 PM (OLS0m)

532 Reality scares them.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:05 PM (/tuJf)


Here ... take this mirror. You could use it.

Nobody high up is going to jail, Jack. Sure - an Olly North is going to take a ceremonial fall - but that's about it.

You have a damn good understanding of all the minutae of all the rules ... but you just don't understand the game.

Because you don't want to.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 03:11 PM (fiGNd)

533 Hell, WalMart locks up nicotine patches and gum. You can't trust an addict ya know.

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 03:11 PM (/fNs2)

534 If Rosenstein was begging Ryan a week or so ago not to permit the Memo to be released, why was Wray so clueless?

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G-Men are not as smart as they think they are.

Posted by: SH at January 29, 2018 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

535 503 Sean Davis again...
How devastating must the House Intel report be if the FBI director went from threatening to resign if McCabe was removed to forcing McCabe out after viewing the report?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2018 03:04 PM (ewxPW)
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And that the FBI, after screaming about national security concerns if the memo is released, leaks information from the memo to the NYT.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

536 I think all the pron has confused you, Winnie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2018 03:02 PM (fuK7c)

Sorry, all the seafood talk got me screwy

Posted by: Winnie at January 29, 2018 03:12 PM (4u7kU)

537
530 Wal*Mart is being sued by a black woman because they keep "black" cosmetics and other expensive stuff locked up.

Of course, they keep ALL cosmetics and expensive stuff locked up, such as shaving razors, but that's irrelevant to the need to destroy Wal*Mart for daring to be largely apolitical and refuse unions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, it's racist to acknowledge that black folk are more likely to walk off with black hair products than white folk are.

It's called a loss prevention strategy, not racism.

But hey, they could just quit selling them altogether, and that would also solve the problem, wouldn't it?

Good luck with that lawsuit, sweetie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2018 03:13 PM (7UW64)

538 PDT is gonna try to make nice nice tomorrow night. Woun't make no matter. He should come out all guns a blazing. But hey that's just me. Someone spits on me time and time again, I get the idea they don't like me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

He needs to remember the last Al Smith dinner that he attended. The left showed their true selves that night.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 29, 2018 03:13 PM (326rv)

539 527 so how many indictments are in the offerings now?
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (Z8j2x)

NONE

Posted by: US GUBMINT at January 29, 2018 03:13 PM (4u7kU)

540 Assange's solution? Give the four-page document to former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who in turn can "email it," to the non-profit organization.

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 03:13 PM (y3aQB)

541 530: tell the silverback to do her shopping with amazon. of targaye. sick of their shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2018 03:13 PM (KP5rU)

542 Have I mentioned before how much I hate flying?

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 29, 2018 03:14 PM (vqB8a)

543 If the memo was released in the forest with only Democrats around, would it make a sound?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

544 Cliff Clavin trivia.



If you check wikipedia, which I did recently, it will tell you where spermaceti got its name ...

Posted by: Off the reservation



Italian alfredo dish.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (aNSOb)

545 Link Wray's Ray-men > Chris Wray's G-men

Posted by: Downcast at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (v2Njf)

546 If the memo was released in the forest with only Democrats around, would it make a sound?
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

So ya mean if the FAB had gotten elected?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (5y11N)

547 Apparently it figured out how to get out of its tank, kill fish in other tanks and then get back in its own tank. They found out by watching CC video of the lab at night. The damn thing waited till they were gone and had turned everything off to do it's nightly Octopus the Ripper stuff-because it didn't eat the fish, it just killed them.


The Cabinet of Dr. Calimari.

Posted by: Katharine Jefferts-Schori at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (/qEW2)

548 Stores lock up infant formula.
Babies are notorious kleptomaniacs.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (e5sX6)

549 FYI -- Walgreens and other outlets keep baby formula under lock.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

550 @519.

Cnn, when the walls fell.

Posted by: BuyMoreBrawndo at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (vaFpc)

551 Put me in coach!

Posted by: Flaming Skull at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (mqcyG)

552 Wal*Mart is being sued by a black woman because they keep "black" cosmetics and other expensive stuff locked up.

Of course, they keep ALL cosmetics and expensive stuff locked up, such as shaving razors, but that's irrelevant to the need to destroy Wal*Mart for daring to be largely apolitical and refuse unions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)


Yea, a lot of other stores keep stuff locked up too. And in all white neighborhoods in the suburbs. If they go after Wal-Mart, they are gonna have to go after a whole ton of other stores.

It's ridiculous. I don't want to have to pay more for products b/c stores don't lock stuff up and more stealing happens. B/c they will just charge customers more to make up the difference.

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (cdo+X)

553 Evidently, the Grammy ratings were at a new cratered low. People just are tired of award shows, I think. And bad music.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

COZI TV has the Carney awards, basically an award show to honor the random "who's that guy on TV he looks familiar?" stable of actors. I think we have hit peak awards shows if that's the case.

Mainly I think award show ratings have sunk because people are tired of politics in their entertainment. Explains the NFL ratings cratering too. But none of our Betters seem to understand this simple concept.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (hvf9s)

554 Damn it, busy at work this morning and missed all sorts of good posts.

Posted by: IC at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

555 Imma gonna sue Wal-Mart cuz I can't gets my Sudafed so I can make a livin.'

Posted by: Meth Cooker at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

556 Woke Nood...

Posted by: IP at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (/fNs2)

557 >>Nobody high up is going to jail, Jack. Sure - an Olly North is going to take a ceremonial fall - but that's about it.


You mean not the FBI director or the deputy FBI director and now her replacement. Nobody high level or anything. And things are just getting started.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (/tuJf)

558 441 All of Star Trek's advanced medicine and machines ... and the best they could do for the guy was stick him in an old spa sweat box and have him restricted to yes/no beeps?
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Nobody really liked Pike, but they felt like they couldn't just kill him. Finally, someone came up with a way to shut him up.


they could at least have taught him morse code

Posted by: Bot Anachrondin at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (sGtp+)

559 So ya mean if the FAB had gotten elected?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2018 03:15 PM (5y11N)


An excellent point NGU. I think you and I agree that her defeat gave us this small window of opportunity.

Do I even need to mention that, if JEB had won the nomination and then the White House, we wouldn't be having this conversation ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (fiGNd)

560 Stores lock up infant formula. Babies are notorious kleptomaniacs.
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GMTA. Experience FTW.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (MIKMs)

561 Release the mammos!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Kate Upton fan at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (BRpqW)

562 LONDON (Reuters) - An Iranian Revolutionary Guards commander said on Monday that U.S. vessels patrolling the Gulf had changed behavior and now abided by international regulations.

Yes, that's why they're no longer trying to take Americans hostage. Nothing to do with limp dick Obama no longer being POTUS.

Posted by: gewa76 at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (iMbvN)

563 Yeah, it's racist to acknowledge that black folk are more likely to walk off with black hair products than white folk are.

But its not even that, they acknowledge that some products are much more likely to be stolen, so they lock them all up, without any racial significance.

ALL stores lock some stuff up behind counters, like cigarettes and porn mags. Its just making sure the most likely thefts are harder to pull off.

She should go to the ghetto where the stores lock EVERYTHING up, they even put tags on cans of coke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)

564 Phish just love to have fun!

Posted by: Flipper at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (QE8X6)

565 Stores lock up infant formula. Babies are notorious kleptomaniacs.
=====

GMTA. Experience FTW.
Posted by: mustbequantum



Discovery will be a hoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (aNSOb)

566 Sebastian Gorka DrG

SebGorka
McCabe leaving FBI now, NOT later with his pension as planned.

First time I saw this man in the @WhiteHouse I could tell he was up to no good.

What do they say about rodents and ships?

More to follow

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 03:18 PM (y3aQB)

567 Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
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My Guess is No !

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 03:20 PM (y3aQB)

568 Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (/tuJf)


Nobody is in jail, Jack. You really, really refuse to acknowledge how this works, don't you ?

You're a Hope Addict.

This shit is all political. Pawns are being traded. That's all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 03:20 PM (fiGNd)

569 WHY NO FLAMING SKULLS 2-DAY?????

Son, I am disappoint.

Posted by: swampgorilla at January 29, 2018 03:09 PM (8NiWI)


========

At this point, the only things that would be flaming skull worthy (IMHO) would be a 60+ senate majority from the midterms, or a decision to go Harry Reid. And then proceed to implement the agenda people voted for and totally ignore the Democracts. Everything else is just garnish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 29, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

570 Hello? Caribbean Air? I'd like to book a one-way flight to Exuma International please.

Posted by: "Andy" McCabe at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

571 554 Damn it, busy at work this morning and missed all sorts of good posts.
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

Just tell yourself that you won all the arguments. Works for me

Posted by: BSG at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (4u7kU)

572 >>Nobody is in jail, Jack. You really, really refuse to acknowledge how this works, don't you ?


Oh, and you understand the game do you?

Have you noticed that there is still an active investigation or did you miss that one? You seem to miss a lot so let me know if I can clear some things up for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

573 I hope they don't lock up the Grecian Formula.

Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 29, 2018 03:22 PM (QE8X6)

574 Posted by: BSG at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (4u7kU)
Goody window licker is back

Posted by: MISHBOT at January 29, 2018 03:23 PM (y3aQB)

575 I hope they don't lock up the Grecian Formula.
Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 29, 2018 03:22 PM (QE8X6)



I hope you can cover the spread.

Posted by: Whatever at January 29, 2018 03:23 PM (jBwOG)

576 Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
..............

Ancient Alien theorists say yes.

Posted by: Giorgio A, Tsoukalos at January 29, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

577 FYI -- Walgreens and other outlets keep baby formula under lock.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2018 03:16 PM (MIKMs)


Not at my store, but from what I've read, companies lock things up by store. So in one place it may be baby formula, in another Wags it may be something else.

In one Wags I go to, they lock up nothing. Wait, maybe perfume. But in the other one, I know they lock stuff up. Just not stuff I need. So I don't pay a lot of attention. I think it is some types of medicines.

I remember a day before things were locked up. *sigh*

Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 29, 2018 03:23 PM (cdo+X)

578 553 COZI TV has the Carney awards, basically an award show to honor the random "who's that guy on TV he looks familiar?" stable of actors. I think we have hit peak awards shows if that's the case.

not until we have the awards show awards show, honoring all the folks that put in all that hard work to bring us our award shows.

Posted by: Bot Anachrondin at January 29, 2018 03:24 PM (sGtp+)

579 PDT is gonna try to make nice nice tomorrow night. Woun't make no matter. He should come out all guns a blazing. But hey that's just me. Someone spits on me time and time again, I get the idea they don't like me?

AFAIC, Trump's an idiot on the SOTU. He knows - and if he doesn't, then he's as much of a moron as the left thinks he is - that the Dems will do everything in their power to disrupt, shout down and otherwise destroy his appearance.

He should, if he wants to be seen delivering the address, do it from the Oval Office on his own. Or send the fucking thing as a letter to Congress.

The last thing he should do is be in a room full of traitors, fellow-travelers and attention whores.

And I'm only speaking of the Republicans.

Ever play three-card monte, Donald? You're the fucking mark at the SOTU.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2018 03:24 PM (kqsXK)

580 Remember Hilary's dossier was used AFTER the FISA judge had already said NO!

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2018 03:31 PM (V492Q)

581 "Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

Once upon a time I had the fastest release in the NFL.

Posted by: Dan Marino at January 29, 2018 03:31 PM (uPhZz)

582 568 - JACK STRAW is dead on right and has been since the start. You guys should keep a clear eye. The flood gates are opening for the scandal of scandals

Posted by: Q Anon at January 29, 2018 03:33 PM (m7LQK)

583 This shit is all political. Pawns are being traded. That's all.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Nothing is as usual since Trump took office. I remember Watergate and this is much bigger and very dangerous.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2018 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

584 Have you noticed that there is still an active investigation or did you miss that one? You seem to miss a lot so let me know if I can clear some things up for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)


There was an active investigation into Fast and Furious for years.

It doesn't matter how much investigating is done or what is found out. It's all about the courage and integrity to actually hold people liable to the law. If you still think this will happen then you haven't been paying attention. Not even with Trump. The first thing Trump did when he won was let Shrillary off the hook. The only reason any of this is happening is because Shrillary and Barky and the junta had to push all this crap even after being let go from all their criminal acts (and there were hundreds - that WE know of).

The Left has never had any problems with stuff like this. They were more than happy to have a very public, year long investigation, grand jury and trial of all of Bush's White House (all based on bullshit that that despicable lowlife Patrick Fitzgerald knew about from the very beginning - and that dirtball slug, Colin Powell). And, even after it was all shown to be bullshit they still had no problem slapping the cuffs on Scooter Libby and hauling him off to prison (for which Bush did nothing, being the shit that he was).

But, if you think that anyone is going after Barky's junta and is going to give them some real prison time ... I think you're fooling yourself. I'd love to be proven wrong but there's no history that would indicate that, in any way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 03:35 PM (8gDQu)

585 Have you noticed that there is still an active investigation or did you miss that one? You seem to miss a lot so let me know if I can clear some things up for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)


Jack ...

I'll start snarking back if you want. Except I can do it better. Because I can hit you where you live. Your need - your unquenchable desire - for some authority above you to save you. I can start gigging that at every opportunity if you want. Much more nasty than your pissy ass passive-aggressive bullshit.

Say the word, Yankee. I've been polite until now. I know - people like you read that as weakness.

Be more than glad to fix that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2018 03:36 PM (fiGNd)

586 I love how the FBI demands to see the memo to check for accuracy while they continuously put out false or distorted information to the press, give obvious lies to keep from testifying before Congress and are generally just assholes about everything.

Posted by: MAGA at January 29, 2018 03:44 PM (gf6C/)

587 Sing with me (Pointer Sisters)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you

Ronstein next, Morons!!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen of Macedonia Content F at January 29, 2018 04:02 PM (J5mzk)

588 Some clarifying questions that should be asked every day by DJT or his surrogates, and track the answer status every day:

1. Is DJT himself, personally under investigation for "collusion" with Russia? According to James Comey several months ago, he was not.

2. If that has changed, exactly what evidence has since come to light to justify such an investigation?

3. If it is only "associates" of President Trump, and there is no evidence to justify continued investigation of the President personally, why hasn't Mueller formally announced this, in order to avoid unnecessary interference in the political process?

4. If there is no evidence of personal collusion of DJT with the Russians, what possible justification can there be for this "Special Counsel" to be looking over personal tax or financial records of the President, if this is not a pure General Warrant search for any crime whatsoever?

5. What precedent (American) political or legal, is there to appoint a prosecutor with limitless authority to investigate a person for "criminality" without first probable cause of a specific crime?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 29, 2018 04:10 PM (BsGS1)

589 They're going to sell it as an anti-cocaine measure.

Years ago in New York they made it illegal to sell little plastic ziploc bags. No shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2018 03:00 PM (8gDQu)

As though anyone who can afford cocaine would use plastic straws. That's what rolled-up dollar bills are for.

Posted by: Razell at January 29, 2018 04:54 PM (+6fd3)

590 Dolphins sometimes use decapitated fish to masturbate."

Media name for that is Acostabating,very popular with some White House presstitutes after hours

I'll be the dolphin ,you be the fish !

Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at January 29, 2018 05:00 PM (RGckL)

591 Now that the FBI has seen it, it needs to be released before they have a chance to circle their wagons.

Of course, their record of effectively doing so has blown up a couple times in their faces over the past year, which has prejudiced a lot of folks against whatever statement they might try, anyway. Maybe we'll all get a good laugh out of it.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 29, 2018 05:02 PM (3NjrP)

592 The demorats, when caught in the act, sure know how to destroy government documents and demand their rights to keep the American people from finding out what they have been up to.
TRANSPARENCY, anyone ? or is HYPOCRISY even greater ? Any thing to keep out of prison, eh ?

Posted by: ron n. at January 29, 2018 05:06 PM (MBrFx)

593



*poop*

Posted by: Peter Schiff at January 29, 2018 06:31 PM (BLjCA)

594 RELEASE THE MEMO ASAP!!!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-nun at January 29, 2018 07:07 PM (artIV)

595 Release the Wii fit girl!!

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