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CNN: "Cuckolding Can Be Positive for Some Couples, Study Says"

Outstanding. Simply outstanding.

I wanted some good news today. CNN delivers.

I guess this is CNN's attempt to assuage and reassure the conservatives it cucks on a daily basis.

In our current political climate, the term "cuck" -- short for "cuckservative" -- has become an insult of the so-called alt-right, aimed at men they view as spineless and emasculated. The slur has its roots in the concept of cuckolding, or having an adulterous partner.

But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.

References to cuckolding appear in literature as early as the 13th century, usually in the form of male characters who fear that their child has been sired by another man during an act of infidelity. Today, however, cuckolding has become fetishized into a powerful sexual fantasy for some men, who get aroused by the idea of their romantic partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else...

"Sigh. I wish Jake Tapper could slide into my wife like he slides into my DMs," is what I hear many people saying.

...

Lehmiller surveyed thousands of Americans and found that 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding.

...

Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...

Part of what makes cuckolding arousing for heterosexual men is that they tend to view it as a taboo act.

Kind of like spreading deranged Menschian fantasias about RUSSIAN BOTS infiltrating the NRA -- it's the wrongness of it that makes it so, so damn right.

I like that vicious gay leftist agitator Dan Savage -- who tried to infect Rick Santorum's call-center staff with the flu, by licking doorknobs, etc. -- is a big part of this "Cucking is good for you, conservatives" effort.

This has to become a meme:

And the emotions surrounding seeing your partner with someone else can add to the turn-on, explained Savage. "It's not cuckolding if there isn't an element of humiliation, degradation or denial," he said. "Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."


Posted by: Ace at 11:52 AM




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1 Umm no!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2018 11:54 AM (nQHw/)

2 Destroying American Society one step at a time.

The Left is so busy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)

3 This makes sense to me

Posted by: Modern Feminist at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (aXAcm)

4 So wait...if a man cheats on his wife it is the worst thing ever

And if a woman cheats it is...a good thing now?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (eSx+E)

5 100% democrat sample

Posted by: azalea city at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (WX+x0)

6 >>>3 This makes sense to me
Posted by: Modern Feminist at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (aXAcm)

____________


Me too

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 25, 2018 11:56 AM (aXAcm)

7 Cuckholding a good thing? Tell that to my BiL who's then-wife went to Vegas and then, feeling shitty about it, told him.

They are not married anymore.

Posted by: JAS at January 25, 2018 11:56 AM (7JbXq)

8 I saw the Shame Lemons open for Kink Lemonade at the Spectrum in '87.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 25, 2018 11:56 AM (UBzPO)

9 Yes I can see where this will have to be "mainstreamed ."If people in the FBI can do it so should we. Let's make it the "norm."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

10 and the ghey

Posted by: azalea city at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (WX+x0)

11 >>>
6
>>>3 This makes sense to me
Posted by: Modern Feminist at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (aXAcm)

____________


Me too

_____________

And me

Posted by: John Boehner at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (aXAcm)

12 So CNN is all over cuck origins now. I don't believe a single thing those assholes put out.

Posted by: VicBot We still Have No Party at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK)

13 I don't understand the point of CNN's article, nor am I going to attempt to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (F5+ro)

14 The Left: Here have a nice glass of cold poison. Its delicious.

Sane people: !!!!

The Left: Not only does it taste great its good for you.

Sane people: It's poison. I'll die, probably in pain.

The Left: Well then mission accomplished we say!

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (W1sdf)

15 Cuckolding is a good thing?
So basically being a pig is a good thing?

Then why is leftywood so up in arms over men being men?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (5y11N)

16 In the Homosexual crowd the statistics say this is quite common

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

17 The Paolo,he approves

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (LiyEm)

18 I don't even have words for this stupidity.

So Chris Cuomo is down with getting cuckolded?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

19 >>>11
>>> 6
>>>3
This makes sense to me
Posted by: Modern Feminist at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (aXAcm)

____________


Me too

_____________

And me
Posted by: John Boehner at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (aXAcm)

________________

Passes our fact checking and lifestyle choices too

Posted by: The Snopes and Vox SoyBois at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (aXAcm)

20
Pretty sure this entire concept is scientifically proven at PronHub. Where BBC definitely does not stand for British Broadcasting.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (2FqvZ)

21 So Chris Cuomo is down with getting cuckolded?

Yuck

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

22 This is somewhat related to yesterday's post about swearing. Sometimes a good expletive is required to express exasperation and frustration.

But, in general, IMHO, a habit of venting is not good. Generally it is best to just suck it up.

Posted by: JAS at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (7JbXq)

23 * reads content *

Hmmm.....

Ya know, maybe Stalin had a point

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (fA1SL)

24 acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.

The GOP 'family' must be a very happy 'family.'

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)

25 >>> 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

!!!!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (F5+ro)

26 I hate to miss this thread, but I have to leave for an appointment. Drat.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (xjiRE)

27 A visual reference as to a cuck...Brian Stelter!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (yhf6w)

28 I don't know if Ty Cobb is a good lawyer but I have a hunch how his famous relative would respont to mueller: Fuck you, Blow me!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (5y11N)

29 So CNN is all over cuck origins now"

So the "shiitehole era" is over?

Sigh. What will we be sooperconcerned about next?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (7LY+6)

30 It depends on which side of the verb you're on. I have cuckholded a couple of men and liked it. I doubt they would have.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (fuK7c)

31 >>>I like that vicious gay leftist agitator Dan Savage -- who tried to
infect Rick Santorum's call-center staff with the flu, by licking
doorknobs, etc. -- is a big part of this "Cucking is good for you,
conservatives" effort.




Oh, Dan Savage is involved - now it makes sense!

Savage is the guy who got gay married and then immediately started writing columns about how this whole monogamy part of marriage needs to go away, is so passe, you guys! Why, he sleeps around on his twink hubby and they have a totally stable and healthy, loving relationship.


Yeah, this is Savage also justifying the cuckolding and humiliation of his hubby, bank on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

32 "cuckolding has become fetishized into a powerful sexual fantasy for some
men, who get aroused by the idea of their romantic partner engaging in
sexual activity with someone else"

No, dude. Just...

No.

Posted by: Your Penis at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (t41dG)

33 7 Cuckholding a good thing? Tell that to my BiL who's then-wife went to Vegas and then, feeling shitty about it, told him.
They are not married anymore."

Damn, what a fool! I tried my best to teach everyone The Three D's - Deny, Deny, DENY! Well at least most of you mens picked up on it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)

34 I look at what passes for men at CNN and shudder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (ptqGC)

35 100% democrat sample

Posted by: azalea city at January 25, 2018 11:55 AM (WX+x0)

100% faculty lounge.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (T71PA)

36 >>>So Chris Cuomo is down with getting cuckolded?


I think he's a Cupper -- a guy who gently cups the balls of his wife's paramour so that they do not slap around uncomfortably.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (8rNrN)

37
I hate to miss this thread, but I have to leave for an appointment. Drat.

No worries the NSA will have copied it for you

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (O2RFr)

38 This is madness.

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (2Mnv1)

39 58% of men fantasize about another guy banging their girl? What is a stronger term than bull shit because that is what that poll is.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (W9BSD)

40 Damn, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

41 >>>17 The Paolo,he approves
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (LiyEm)

__________

Paolo, please don't be late again tomorrow. She gets mad when you're late and makes me watch Trump speeches till you show up.

*Sniff*

Posted by: Chuck the cuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (aXAcm)

42 Tell my brother, who found out the hard way that was a dealbreaker for him. 26 years of marriage down the drain. He's much happier now, especially as he got the house, the boat and the dog in the divorce. Rare that, but he leveraged her guilt like a pro. He didn't find what she did "delicious kink."

Dan Savage is a vicious, heterosexual hater, with an ego bigger than the moon. His only reason to get up in the morning is to try to destroy our culture a little bit more.

Posted by: biblio at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (6FY0P)

43 >58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

I'd bet mone that this statistic includes men who have wanted to sleep with married women as "fantasizing about cuckholding."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (KUaJL)

44 "Yeah, this is Savage also justifying the cuckolding and humiliation of his hubby, bank on it."

That relationship is gonna end with one or the other of them having a butcher knife sticking out of their eye. Bank on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (k1TUh)

45 >>>38 This is madness.

THIS. IS. CNN CUCK PARTY!!!

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (8rNrN)

46 SHAAAAAAME!



SHAAAAAAME!



COME BACK, SHAAAAAAME!

Posted by: Annoying Boy Actor at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (ETAOE)

47 58% of Men????


I don't believe this stat for a second.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

48 Can half wit be anymore partisian?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (5y11N)

49

You know the other term for "Delicious Kink Lemonade?" AIDS.

Posted by: Soothie at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (utELx)

50 S i e n c e !

Posted by: Lefty Jackass at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)

51 Oh, for the fucking love of God!! Are we sure this is not a parody? What is wrong with these dimwitted degenerates??

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (2sCft)

52 28 I don't know if Ty Cobb is a good lawyer but I have a hunch how his famous relative would respont to mueller: Fuck you, Blow me!

Then beat him into a coma with a spiked shoe.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (r9UYA)

53 13 I don't understand the point of CNN's article, nor am I going to attempt to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 11:57 AM (F5+ro)


FIFM

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (Enq6K)

54 Tale out millennial "men" and that figure drops down to 4% of men.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (3BFzK)

55 DOH! Science!

Posted by: Lefty Jackass at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (ymnmz)

56 45


Nice Asian Grad Student.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (ETAOE)

57 So Trump with the pron star is okey dokey now?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (h/uSM)

58 >>I don't understand the point of CNN's article, nor am I going to attempt to.



I'm guessing it's this: "Here's another method for destroying the institution of marriage and healthy, stable heterosexual relationships..."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

59 Nothing bespeaks a strong marriage quite like cuckolding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (FLuaE)

60 43 >58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

I'd bet mone that this statistic includes men who have wanted to sleep with married women as "fantasizing about cuckholding."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (KUaJL)

that actually makes sense...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (NgKpN)

61 25
>>> 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding


---

I'd like to see the way this was worded. I'm betting it's more like:

"If there were no repercussions, would you like to have sex with an acquaintance's gorgeous wife or girlfriend?"

and less

"Would you want another man to have sex with your wife or girlfriend?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:02 PM (ks6bw)

62 25
>>> 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding


!!!!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (F5+ro)

The only way that number is possible is if the question was "Would you like a threesome?"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (UBzPO)

63 .
BLEAH.
.
Ptui, ptui, ptui.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (MIKMs)

64 What is wrong with these dimwitted degenerates??
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (2sCft)

They are dimwitted communist fellow traveler degenerates. Does that answer your question or amplify upon it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (5y11N)

65 I'm thinking about doing my bosses wife on his desk. We'll see how he feels about it after we clean up. Winning!

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)

66 Plow my Wife, Please!

Posted by: Henny Youngman at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (ETAOE)

67 I love to think back on all the marriages i strengthened

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (h/uSM)

68 Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade

So...many...jokes...my brain is shorting out

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:03 PM (ul9CR)

69 Take my wife, please, from behind.

Posted by: Also Henny Youngman at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (8rNrN)

70 This is someone else's banana

Posted by: CNN at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (h/uSM)

71
And here I thought "kink lemonade" was what you consumed when you drank a urine sample left in the fridge.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

72 Cuck News Network

Posted by: JAS at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (7JbXq)

73 CNN tryin' to be down with the "alt right" lingo. Can they please define what the alt right is first?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (wdmm9)

74 Savage is the guy who got gay married and then immediately started writing columns about how this whole monogamy part of marriage needs to go away, is so passe, you guys! Why, he sleeps around on his twink hubby and they have a totally stable and healthy, loving relationship.

He sounds like the poster boy for Mental Health week.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (FLuaE)

75 And the gay population in the USA is 20% and the Black population is 50%.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (W9BSD)

76 O/T If it is unfair to punish 'Dreamers' because they had no choice in being brought into this country, why is it OK to punish U.S. citizens and force THEM to pay for what their parents did?

Shouldn't the sh!thole country they fled be the one who pays?

Just a thought.

H.N.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (3CRoX)

77
58%, my ass.

Their Sample are biased, I'm sure. Like, all the cucks in their lab or at gay bars

Posted by: Soothie at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (utELx)

78 for some men, who get aroused by the idea of their romantic partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else"

Sure. There are those who enjoy bamboo shoots being shoved under their fingernails as well.

So why should I have cable again?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (7LY+6)

79 TRUMP: IF PALESTINIANS DONT WANT PEACE, U.S. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM

Finally a US President who talks truth to scum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (5y11N)

80 "But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness."

Also in Bizarro World, Evil Cartman is a good kid handing out survival kits to families in need.

Up is down, black is white, right is wrong. It's all perfectly normal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (H8S+R)

81 72 Cuck News Network
Posted by: JAS at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (7JbXq)

Well, we at the Horde had assumed so. Now it's confirmed.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (2sCft)

82 Nope, no one else gets into our marriage but God. I did not fight for my husband just to hand him off to someone. Jealousy is not an all bad thing.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (HlOuk)

83 73 CNN tryin' to be down with the "alt right" lingo. Can they please define what the alt right is first?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (wdmm9)

Nazis, mainly. You know, just super-conservative extremist Republicans.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (F5+ro)

84
But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.



For all of human history and throughout the animal kingdom it's always been seen as a sign of weakness. But these t wo cucks know better.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

85 How dare we belittle fine journalistic institutions like CNN?

It just shows how unedumacated and unsmart we is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (3BFzK)

86 My how times change...

Just a few months ago there was talk of Banning people for using this term...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

87 70
This is someone else's banana

Posted by: CNN at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (h/uSM)


Split, guy. I'm trying to f*ck your wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (ks6bw)

88 42
Tell my brother, who found out the hard way that was a dealbreaker for
him. 26 years of marriage down the drain. He's much happier now,
especially as he got the house, the boat and the dog in the divorce.
Rare that, but he leveraged her guilt like a pro. He didn't find what
she did "delicious kink."



Dan Savage is a vicious, heterosexual hater, with an ego bigger
than the moon. His only reason to get up in the morning is to try to
destroy our culture a little bit more.

Posted by: biblio at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (6FY0P)



Must not live in SC. To quote famous comedian Richard Pryor on divorce court "You got any dreams n****r, cause we want them too".

Posted by: VicBot We still Have No Party at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (mpXpK)

89 On the upside, I used to think that cuck was a racist dog whistle word and now it seems to just mean stupid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (fuK7c)

90 Having read, studied and memorized the article, the sound and unassailable research behind it was...

A survey of homosexual men so you know it's good for they are our betters in the new world order, excepting Muslims PBUH of course.

Posted by: Chuck the Cuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (aXAcm)

91



Yikes!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (fceHP)

92 His only reason to get up in the morning is to try to destroy our culture a little bit more.
========

And to suck random dick.

Mostly to suck random dick.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)

93 >>Dan Savage is a vicious, heterosexual hater, with an ego bigger than
the moon. His only reason to get up in the morning is to try to destroy
our culture a little bit more.




And he really, REALLY hates Christians!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

94 I have always said ... if I walk in on some shit like that, I'm going to let a ton of inner rage out on that son-of-a-bitch. Let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (/0fQX)

95 39 58% of men fantasize about another guy banging their girl? What is a stronger term than bull shit because that is what that poll is.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (W9BSD)

---

Hate Banging to be precise

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (h/uSM)

96 Lisa Page's hubby was one of those interviewed?

Posted by: Ever at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (OLS0m)

97 "Where BBC definitely does not stand for British Broadcasting."

Broadbank Burrcasting Company?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (NKEG5)

98 recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage"

Ok, which one's Moe? Curly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (7LY+6)

99 "Increasingly prevalent among gay men."

I fell down laughing.

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (QE8X6)

100 I guess we don't have to worry about this thread going downhill.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (h/uSM)

101 I'm not being insensitive for making fun of this whole thing, I'm actually helping you! Think about it. If the fact that it's taboo is what makes it appealing, then if it ceases to be taboo, then you won't get any enjoyment out of it any more. You really need people like me making fun of you or else you'll have to resort to even crazier shit.

So you're welcome, idiot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (KUaJL)

102 My husband's older brother went on a cruise years ago with his second wife, who begggged him to take her on a "second honeymoon."

Surprise! An old boyfriend was on the same cruise with a female friend.

BiL walks into their stateroom one night to discover his wife getting busy with the boyfriend.

He was devastated. They returned home, and she somehow got him to move out of the home he had built, and promptly moved her boyfriend in (she also had two young sons from a prior marriage).

She hired a van while he was at work, and loaded up everything she could and moved back to Slut Lake City with her kids and boyfriend.

BiL was a hot mess for a loooooonnnng time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

103 Delicious kink lemonade.

I gotta write a song with that in it. Or name a band.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (U6f54)

104 >>>"Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade"



Sounds pretty fucked up, to me.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (jjaLl)

105 Don't you dare make fun of super Intelligent journalist that are at CNN!!

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (3BFzK)

106 Broadbank Burrcasting Company?"

Burbank.

Yes, Burbank.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (7LY+6)

107 does it still count if its another girl with a strapon?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (h/uSM)

108 Yes, watching some sleazebag you picked up on Craigslist give the Mrs. a good schlonging is ALWAYS wonderful for a marriage. Also, being dragged through broken glass is a FABULOUS exfoliation technique.

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

109 This is CNN, scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (+y/Ru)

110 The war on all things masculine continues apace, I see.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (toi7g)

111 76 O/T If it is unfair to punish 'Dreamers' because they had no choice in being brought into this country, why is it OK to punish U.S. citizens and force THEM to pay for what their parents did?

Shouldn't the sh!thole country they fled be the one who pays?

Just a thought.

H.N.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 25, 2018 12:04 PM (3CRoX)

I'd allow dreamers to stay, on one condition...

they pay back every penny they stole from the Education system.... up front... in cash.

At $15K per year... that adds up pretty dang fast....

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

112 Remember when we banned the insult cuck because it wasn't PC?

Paolo remembers

Fun times

Posted by: AoS blog WAY back in 2015 at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (aXAcm)

113 Delicious kink lemonade.

I gotta write a song with that in it. Or name a band."

You could call the band "The Kinks"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (7LY+6)

114 Dan Savage is one of the few people I'd wish *censored* on.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (SkuXa)

115 47 58% of Men????


I don't believe this stat for a second.
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

---

Would'ya believe 36%?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart CNN reporter at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (h/uSM)

116 102 Did he at least nail the old BFs female friend?

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (LiyEm)

117 I'd just point out that the deeper implication of "cuck" is not simply that one is OK with allowing one's wife to be banged by another guy. It's the tacit acknowledgement that the cuck is impotent in the capacity to provide her pleasure and she must seek it elsewhere, with both his understanding (shame) and approval.

Posted by: Your Penis is smarter than a college professor at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (t41dG)

118
does it still count if its another girl with a strapon?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (h/uSM)



Depends on the size of the strapon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (lKyWE)

119 I'm almost at a loss for words other than to say that anyone who thinks that way is probably so unimaginably, mind-bogglingly stoopid that they need to be instructed how to fap.

Teh stoopid, it burns.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (tRaq7)

120 Skeevy Dan Savage, the walking petri dish. But he's not ashamed of it, so there's that.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (Iz8Py)

121 The moral decay of a society - disgusting and bloody stupid. And that just describes CNN.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

122 I saw Delicious Kink Lemonade open for Sex Pistols at the Hollywood bowl. They were ok.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:08 PM (KUaJL)

123 SteveOReno: "Oh, for the fucking love of God!! Are we sure this is not a parody? What is wrong with these dimwitted degenerates??"

Objection, Your Honor. Leading the witness.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (H8S+R)

124 This comes up a lot on some subreddits (and, inexplicably, AskAManager, which is apparently populated by sexual perverts). Cuckolding requires humiliation and degradation to the hudband, wife, or both. If you just want to see guys get jiggy with your wife without the degradation, it's called a "hotwife" fetish, which is apparently totally different.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (QAOZh)

125 watching some sleazebag you picked up on Craigslist give the Mrs. a good schlonging

That's a popular category on PronHub

So I've heard. From friends.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (ul9CR)

126 "Cuck" really is the perfect insult for the conservative "opinion makers" over the last 20 or so years.

Posted by: Maritime at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (lKmt3)

127 89 On the upside, I used to think that cuck was a racist dog whistle word and now it seems to just mean stupid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (fuK7c)

It was like most things with the media and how they portray their ideological opponents.

The racial component was injected by the media, who apparently are so knowledgeable about all kinds of porn that they can say with confidence "well, in cuckhold porn, the woman is usually white and the man is usually black and so therefor, 'cuckservative' is a racial dog whistle that only we can hear!"

And now the media openly uses the term "cuck."

So... yeah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (F5+ro)

128 I guess we don't have to worry about this thread going downhill."

No, no we don't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (7LY+6)

129
Cupping, Queen of Spades, the Fountain of Lust, Snowball, Walking the Queen, and the Prince of Spades. CNN will cover these terms and more in our continuing series, after the break.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (2FqvZ)

130 >>>107 does it still count if its another girl with a strapon?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (h/uSM)

That's called pegging and it's totally hetro. Ask my GFs.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (aXAcm)

131 23 * reads content *

Hmmm.....

Ya know, maybe Stalin had a point

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 25, 2018 11:59 AM (fA1SL)

So capitalists will sell the left the schlong with which they'll hang us?

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

132 Let me slide my Schadenboner in between those shame lemons.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)

133 Strong families are less likely to be dependent on the government.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM (wdmm9)

134 Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...


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First, going off of documented evidence of the promiscuity of homosexual men even when they are in "committed relationships", that would be just a random Tuesday.





Second, in general, articles like this are, I think, aimed at normalizing perversion and bad behavior and further undermining families. There is nothing positive about cheating on your spouse.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (xDKH6)

135 Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...

Gay men promiscuous? The hell you say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (FLuaE)

136 Wait until our fact based article on "Pegging" comes out tomorrow.

Posted by: Newsweak at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (3BFzK)

137 Excuse, is this where I can get myself some kink lemonade?

Posted by: John Kerry at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (ATVNj)

138 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding.

-
[Disguised as sneeze] Horseshit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

139 Part of what makes cuckolding arousing for heterosexual men is that they tend to view it as a taboo act.

"Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."

========

This is awesome news. WE CAN USE THIS PSYCHOLOGY AGAINST THE LEFT.


Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi regard deportation, no DACA, the wall, etc. as blasphemous, taboo, etc.

What if we could get the Democrat establishment to be aroused by the thought of the wall, since it is taboo?

What if they could be made to fantasize about Donald Trump tying them onto a bed, sticking a ball gag in their mouths, and whipping them until they scream "Oh, Donald! We'll vote for anything you want us too!"

What if we could get Dreamers and all illegals to fantasize about being hog tied by ICE and border patrol agents and thrown across the border?

The leftists obviously adore this fetish and are encouraging it amongst themselves. WE CAN TURN THIS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)

140 But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.



For all of human history and throughout the animal kingdom it's always been seen as a sign of weakness. But these t wo cucks know better.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

It seems the Left is trying to overthrow basic Human nature... the stuff that is hardwired into our brains.

Which to me? is insane... and will make an unworkable society.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

141 Maybe they were surveying FBI headquarters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (FLuaE)

142 This is CNN, scraping the bottom of the barrel.

They're just trolling us now.

This article is so bad, it's not even wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (tRaq7)

143 THIS. IS. CNN CUCK PARTY!!!Posted by: ace at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (8rNrN) New Year's Eve 2018 theme.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (Iz8Py)

144 OT, did Trump have his speech at Davos already?

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

145 47 58% of Men????


I don't believe this stat for a second.
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)


Yeah - 56% of those are fantasizing about cucking some other guy's wife.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)

146 Yeah and tea baggers and tea bagging is back to being a porn term not suitable for television reporting.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (W9BSD)

147 This "study" is what you get when you let sociopaths run around unsupervised.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (JmB8J)

148 129
Cupping, Queen of Spades, the Fountain of Lust, Snowball, Walking the Queen, and the Prince of Spades. CNN will cover these terms and more in our continuing series, after the break.


Stay tuned for our Special Report on "Making the Sign of the Two-Humped Camel"

This is CNN.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (ul9CR)

149 So capitalists will sell the left the schlong with which they'll hang us?"

Wrong verb...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)

150 The leftists obviously adore this fetish and are encouraging it amongst themselves. WE CAN TURN THIS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)

simpler...

Put Solar Energy collectors on the Wall... make it a Green Project...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

151 115 47 58% of Men????


I don't believe this stat for a second.
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)



Savage asked all of his gay male friends at the bar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (wdmm9)

152 From the article:

It's not cuckolding if there isn't an element of humiliation, degradation or denial

But it's totally a positive thing to humiliate, degrade, or deny your sexual partner. Totes.

I also note the only link to a study in the article is a survey of the fantasies of gay men.

I further note they only give actual data in the article as it relates to the fantasy, not the actual act. That's not the same thing, bub.




Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (iv0p7)

153 Did you catch the part about it being, "increasingly prevalent among gay men"...?

Me thinks there is a hidden agenda here: the left's perpetual descent into depravity to destroy society as we know it.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (3t31F)

154 Yeah, sure, nothing says love like fucking around with strangers.

And I do mean nothing.

How do they feel about fucking the chicken? Because that's what I'm hearing in this article.

Progressives are filth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (7UW64)

155 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (g4lFK)

156 99 "Increasingly prevalent among gay men."

I fell down laughing.
Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (QE8X6)

---

well they just got marriage

Posted by: Maxwell Smart CNN reporter at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (h/uSM)

157 Cupping, Queen of Spades, the Fountain of Lust,
Snowball, Walking the Queen, and the Prince of Spades. CNN will cover
these terms and more in our continuing series, after the break.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 12:09 PM

Once again, the contributions of the Mexican people are ignored.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (toi7g)

158 If I were the assignment editor at CNN and found one of my staff writing such shit, I would fire their ass in a heartbeat.

As if there isn't enough real news to report on.

What a bunch of weirdoes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (ATVNj)

159 69% of statistics are made up. SCIENCE.

Posted by: RI Red at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (LHWAS)

160 Yeah - 56% of those are fantasizing about cucking some other guy's wife."

It's CNN, so the 56 are fantasizing about some other guy...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (7LY+6)

161 153 Did you catch the part about it being, "increasingly prevalent among gay men"...?

Me thinks there is a hidden agenda here: the left's perpetual descent into depravity to destroy society as we know it.



Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (3t31F)

I was under the impression that infidelity defined gay men. Who is Barry Soetoro married to?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (7UW64)

162 an element of humiliation, degradation or denial

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CNN: Your source of humiliation, degradation, and denial!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

163 Yeah, totally a conspiracy that the left want to normalize any family destroying behavior - no matter how perverse.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Also totally not written to build up the esteem of leftist soybois who get cheated up, constantly.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (aXAcm)

164 What if we could get the Democrat establishment to be aroused by the thought of the wall, since it is taboo?



What if they could be made to fantasize about Donald Trump tying
them onto a bed, sticking a ball gag in their mouths, and whipping them
until they scream "Oh, Donald! We'll vote for anything you want us too!"



What if we could get Dreamers and all illegals to fantasize about
being hog tied by ICE and border patrol agents and thrown across the
border?



The leftists obviously adore this fetish and are encouraging it amongst themselves. WE CAN TURN THIS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)



MY BONER JUST KNOCKED THE MOON OUT OF ORBIT!!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (jjaLl)

165 Put Solar Energy collectors on the Wall... make it a Green Project...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN)


And make China pay for them. You want us to remove the tariff from your panels? Solarfy all 700 miles of the wall and we'll discuss it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (wdmm9)

166 So, Dan Savage is a cucksucker?

Posted by: ShainS at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (BiLU+)

167 How do they feel about fucking the chicken? Because that's what I'm hearing in this article. "

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

/thechicken

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (7LY+6)

168 But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.

While at the same time ignoring all the easily-provable data that shows the exact opposite to be true.

Don't know the actual numbers, but I'm willing to bet that it's either the #1 or #2 cause for divorce.
And probably the #1 reason for breakups.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (tRaq7)

169 Shame Lemons > Don Lemon

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (EzdLW)

170

The Left's entire persona can now be defined as Clickbait.

Clickbait is their morality.
Clickbait is their ethics.
Clickbait is their culture.
Clickbait is their religion.

Clickbait is their ethos.

sprinkled with a little "Likes!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (fceHP)

171 Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade.

This is not a healthy personality.

Posted by: mindfulovich webworkerski bot at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (LO5Qy)

172 The fact that Dan Savage still lives is proof we need a stronger strain of HIV out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (YA0uK)

173 Yeah - 56% of those are fantasizing about cucking some other guy's wife.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)


---

I've always thought at least 40% of poll responses were lies, so that seems about right.

Seriously, can any guys even go to the grocery store without thinking "yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ks6bw)

174 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (QE+yv)

175 This is how AIDS gets spread. Ask Brazil.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (g4lFK)

176 >>Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade



Yes,
a lot of middle-aged women got their rocks off reading "50 Shades of
Grey." However, I doubt most of them would have actually been all that
jazzed about being treated that way by their college boyfriend* or
husband.




*The Grey thing only works because he's a totally hot young billionaire. That imaginary guy can humiliate them.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

177 Next week: CNN reports on the practice of cutting off piece of someone's body and feeding it to their dog. . . and making them watch.

This.

Is.

CNN.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ATVNj)

178 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018
. . .

2 parts saliva with artificial lemon flavor added (yellow dye #4)

1 part Hep-C

Angostirra Bitters

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (iys0/)

179 If I were the assignment editor at CNN and found one of my staff writing such shit, I would fire their ass in a heartbeat.

As if there isn't enough real news to report on.

What a bunch of weirdoes
=======
If you were an assignment editor at CNN your agenda would not be to report on real news, since you would be fired the moment you did so.

CNN is what its owners want it to be.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (vsWcn)

180 Who is Barry Soetoro married to?"

Reggie.

Duh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (7LY+6)

181 The reason Elton John is retiring is to stay home to be sure nobody cucks his/her husband/wife.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (7n4KQ)

182 What happens when the lemons are really liver and onions?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (72PAC)

183 The racial component was injected by the media, who apparently are so knowledgeable about all kinds of porn that they can say with confidence "well, in cuckhold porn, the woman is usually white and the man is usually black and so therefor, 'cuckservative' is a racial dog whistle that only we can hear!"


I don't think that's quite right. I think the original meaning (of cuckservative, not of cuckhold) was that people betraying the white race by integrating and all that were being cuckholds to the race. I think it legit started out as actually racist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

184
What is wrong with these dimwitted degenerates??
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (2sCft)


Asked and answered

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

185 >>>47 58% of Men????


I don't believe this stat for a second.
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

______

It's BS. The study linked in the article is a survey of only homosexual men plus Chuck Schumer who still identified as a man during the time of the survey.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (aXAcm)

186 166 So, Dan Savage is a cucksucker?


Posted by: ShainS at January 25, 2018 12:13 PM (BiLU+)

Well, that, and a big floppy loosened asshole, but yeah, that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (7UW64)

187 175 This is how AIDS gets spread. Ask Brazil.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (g4lFK)
_______________________________________

You were supposed to keep that a secret!

Posted by: Donna Brazile at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (ATVNj)

188 >>>Ian Kerner is a licensed psychotherapist and sexuality counselor in New York City.<<<

Ian, You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (2Mnv1)

189 30 years and then Carousel. That's the Logan's Run schedule, IIRC.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (Pqytn)

190 Everything tastes bitter with Angostura.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (7n4KQ)

191
And this is the same network that thinks Trump banging a pornstar is shameful

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (lKyWE)

192 The Health Benefits of Felching.

Coming up next.

Posted by: This is....CNN at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (vg8iE)

193 But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage,

... right after they finished their threesome ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (FLuaE)

194 Oy.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (+lOpA)

195 "It's not cuckolding if there isn't an element of humiliation, degradation or denial,"

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You don't already get enough of that just by being married?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (h/uSM)

196 ... right after they finished their threesome ..."

Reacharounds for all?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (7LY+6)

197 And this is the same network that thinks Trump banging a pornstar is shameful

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (lKyWE)


Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

198 195 "It's not cuckolding if there isn't an element of humiliation, degradation or denial,"

---

You don't already get enough of that just by being married?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (h/uSM)


nominee for threadwinner?

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (7n4KQ)

199 >>>173
I've always thought at least 40% of poll responses were lies, so that seems about right.

Seriously, can any guys even go to the grocery store without thinking "yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ks6bw)

___________

Can confirm - 40% of the internet is BS. I checked.

Posted by: The Late Oscar Wilde at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (aXAcm)

200 I remember quite a few Dateline episodes which began with this kind of stepping out on spouse. Led to murder on more than several occasions.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2018 12:16 PM (tcwn1)

201 Wait...we're all 1 year from Carousel?

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (+lOpA)

202 CNN should have stuck to fisting.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (r9UYA)

203 The media are all turning albino and learning the banjo.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (nBr1j)

204 "Ian Kerner is a licensed psychotherapist ..."

Perhaps he spells that profession as three words?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (NKEG5)

205 My penis just moved 30 seconds closer to End Times.

Posted by: Doomsday Clock at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (H8S+R)

206 178 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018
. . .

2 parts saliva with artificial lemon flavor added (yellow dye #4)

1 part Hep-C

Angostirra Bitters
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (iys0/)

---

Ghonnarea clap

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (h/uSM)

207 I think he's a Cupper -- a guy who gently cups the balls of his wife's paramour so that they do not slap around uncomfortably.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2018 12:00 PM (8rNrN)

I am impressed....your knowledge of things is...encyclopedic.

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (0+nbW)

208 Saw the threadline and thought "how low can the horde go?"

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (7n4KQ)

209 The Paolobot will slide into your wife like Rooskie troll bots slide into your elections results.

Posted by: The Paolobot at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (NF2Bf)

210 156 99 "Increasingly prevalent among gay men."
I fell down laughing.
Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2018 12:06 PM (QE8X6)

---

well they just got marriage
Posted by: Maxwell Smart CNN reporter at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (h/uSM)

Hey--good point! I guess you can't formally cuck unless you're married. Still, "increasingly prevalent"--comedy gold.

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2018 12:18 PM (QE8X6)

211 2 parts saliva with artificial lemon flavor added (yellow dye #4)

1 part Hep-C

Angostirra Bitters
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (iys0/)

---

Ghonnarea clap
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:17 PM (h/uSM)

Served in a thong.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

212 I vaped some kink lemonade yesterday.

Posted by: Stoner McBudd at January 25, 2018 12:18 PM (ATVNj)

213 WIFE: Look dear, Paolo dropped by to slam my love canal while you look on in shame and despair!

HUSBAND: Oh cool! I love how Paolo sings "You'll never find another love like mine" while I hang my head and whimper!

PAOLO: The Paolo, he just wants to help the marriage!

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (RD7QR)

214 Well, this thread has been informative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

215 When the Sex Bots arrive, we will cuck them too!

Posted by: Russian BOTS! at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (aXAcm)

216 "assuage" seems so similar to "sausage"

Posted by: jb at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (CIBIw)

217 PALOMINO!!!

Enough of this stupid BS already.

We by no means have solved all of our problems so we can waste time on trivialities like this.

Please, CNN, stop fucking us around just do your goddamned jobs and give us accurate information about what's going on.

Sheesh...

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (tRaq7)

218 Ace, did you drink your water eat your bacon this morning?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (hMwEB)

219 Does a double oven come into play here?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)

220
The fact that Dan Savage still lives is proof we need a stronger strain of HIV out there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (YA0uK)


Public health officials are terrified of just that happening because young gay men don't view HIV as an automatic death sentence anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

221 216 "assuage" seems so similar to "sausage"
Posted by: jb at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (CIBIw)

short form of ass sausage.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (7n4KQ)

222 And if you are one of those bitter clingers who refuses to recognize cuckholding as a natural act of love, let me say this: what you believe is not who we are as a country.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (qZFwg)

223 Saw the threadline and thought "how low can the horde go?"


Challenge accepted!

Posted by: The Horde at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (fuK7c)

224 This week on CNN: A very special television event in which our panel of blue ribbon experts explains how the occasional sipping of penis actually increases the sipper's masculinity and self-confidence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (IUFR3)

225 214
Well, this thread has been informative.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (ptqGC)


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And it's still relatively tame since it's just over 200 comments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (ks6bw)

226 Will the 58% of you who want to watch me bang your wife send me an email with a few action photos of her?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (h/uSM)

227 Earthquake fault runs through Rodeo Drive and Beverly Hills shopping district, California geologists say

Drudge

ONLY if there is a G-D in Heaven

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (5y11N)

228 Saw the threadline and thought "how low can the horde go?"


----

Are we not doing phrasing any more?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (KUaJL)

229 So...this means I'm hip and with the times? Yes? Please?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (aXAcm)

230 a lot of middle-aged women got their rocks off reading "50 Shades of

Grey." However, I doubt most of them would have actually been all that

jazzed about being treated that way by their college boyfriend* or

husband.
=====

Thankfully, I have avoided that one so far. Read 'The Sheik' last year, another potboiler female fantasy. How about 'Valley of the Dolls' or 'Forever Amber' for other cultural markers. I don't think 50 Shades will last very long, so maybe 50 years from now, we can all look back and laugh.

Jeri Ryan?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (MIKMs)

231 See, this $#!+ is why I'm not as down about living and dying alone as I used to be.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

232
This week on CNN: A very special television event in which our panel of
blue ribbon experts explains how the occasional sipping of penis
actually increases the sipper's masculinity and self-confidence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (IUFR3)


"Our expert this week is former president Barack Obama."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

233 CNN: news you can't use.

Posted by: Phildirt at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (k2QdF)

234 Saw the threadline and thought "how low can the horde go?"

Stick around...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (7LY+6)

235 *long sigh*

I have enough unwanted drama in my life. Why would I like to make it more complicated?

Just obey your marriage vows. Simple. Easy. No drama.

Posted by: stace at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (6HFDU)

236 215 When the Sex Bots arrive, we will cuck them too!
Posted by: Russian BOTS! at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (aXAcm)

---

can't wait for them submissive Russian sex bots.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (h/uSM)

237 You realize this is just the first stage of marketing a new Tinder app right?

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (VPxNf)

238 Will the 58% of you who want to watch me bang your wife send me an email with a few action photos of her?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:20 PM (h/uSM)


Golf. Clap.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (/0fQX)

239 Anytime my brain sees the words alt-right, cuck, cuckservative...it shuts down and I move on. The words are stupid and I will treat them as such.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (mQ0Mc)

240 This is not who most of us are.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (r9UYA)

241 I saw Kink Lemonade open for The Talking Heads at the Whiskey in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (IUFR3)

242 Public health officials are terrified of just that happening because young gay men don't view HIV as an automatic death sentence anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

God knows we've wasted more money chasing the AIDS virus than dealing with more pressing concerns.

If you can't keep your dick out of the sewer, you are likely to get something nasty and deadly.

Quit doing that.

Or, you know, consequences.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (7UW64)

243 Degenerates.

REMOVE CUCK-BOB!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (O5dWM)

244

What does Milo think about it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (IqV8l)

245 Fuck my wife please!

Posted by: This is CNN at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (0OmEj)

246 The fact that Dan Savage still lives is proof we need a stronger strain of HIV out there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 12:14 PM (YA0uK)


Public health officials are terrified of just that happening because young gay men don't view HIV as an automatic death sentence anymore.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (lKyWE)


Nobody said natural selection was gonna be pretty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (FLuaE)

247
OT:
I had an intuition this morning. I predict boy scout James Comey will end up blabbing everything about everyone (except himself) as regards to attempting to take down Donald Trump, in exchange for exoneration or pardon.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (OZmbA)

248 Roy: "Saw the threadline and thought 'how low can the horde go?'"

Never dare the Horde. It'll do things that make The Barrel wince.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (H8S+R)

249
Please, CNN, stop fucking us around just do your goddamned jobs and give us accurate information about what's going on.

Yesterday I was so disappointed when I went to cousin's house and he had CNN on. Last time we spoke about political issues, specifically immigration, he was on the right side of the fence. That was at least ten years ago, so maybe having kids and a maniacal wife did something to his brain. The wife is gone, but her influence seems to have remained.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (Iz8Py)

250 Saw the threadline and thought "how low can the horde go?"

---

here, hold my wife's clitoris

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (h/uSM)

251 ace

Are you in Twitter jail, or are you giving Twitter a break?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (iv0p7)

252
215 When the Sex Bots arrive, we will cuck them too! Posted by: Russian BOTS! at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (aXAcm)


So if I let your sexbot bang my sexbot I'm a cuck?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (lKyWE)

253 David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage....
Hmmm... any guess as to their ethnic background?

Posted by: WontSubmit at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (122Gu)

254 Have these people considered the feelings of the cat ladies who can't get ONE guy to pork them, much less two?

They must be devastated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (FLuaE)

255 I'm just glad that CNN is finally writing about topics they are familiar with.

Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (hlbrH)

256

Will he get destroyed like Milo did?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2018 12:23 PM (fceHP)

257 OT: Graydon Carter calls it quits at Vanity Fair. Sez "I want to spend more time with my family. And my barber."

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (Pqytn)

258 The Dems and the GOPe are a couple.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (Vl5bQ)

259 How low can the Horde go?
Hold my beer and watch this....

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (LiyEm)

260 So, how about the weather?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

261 This is what CNN gets for taking story ideas from Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (IUFR3)

262 237 You realize this is just the first stage of marketing a new Tinder app right?
Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (VPxNf)

Cuckr?

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

263 Is lemonade supposed to be this thick, cloudy, and salty?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (6FqZa)

264 >>>164

MY BONER JUST KNOCKED THE MOON OUT OF ORBIT!!!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:12 PM (jjaLl)

_______

But Paolo said he wouldn't touch me even if he goes blind?

REEEEEEEE

MAKE A LAW UNCKIE! MAKE A LAW THAT SAYS I'M GOOD LOOKING AND NOT FAT!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (aXAcm)

265 Everyone love Kink Lemonade from the Lola era, but the Well Respected Lemon About Town was much more thoughtful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (fuK7c)

266 The mind reels.

Posted by: regular joe at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (rO07P)

267 10:1 the study was done with a government grant

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (h/uSM)

268 "_______ Can Be Positive for Some, Study Says"

This is a standard drive-by MSM template. Fill in the blank with any human behavior or ethos that disturbs you.

1) Pick a behavior that's historically considered taboo, unhealthy, or non-normal.

2) Seek out a member of the tiny percentage of people who are into #1, who can pass themselves off as sane and rational (bonus points for middle class).

3) Write article presenting #1 as misunderstood and interview an "expert" saying that #1 is actually good for people. Suggest that many more people are into #1 than we may think.

4) Write a clickbait headline. Even if people don't read the article, the headline's message might still have some drive-by effect on the Normals.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (EzdLW)

269 Every Thursday night when we hold our lemonparty, our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade.

Posted by: Dan Savage at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (2Mnv1)

270 And now, with this article, I begin my climb back to being a relevant news organization.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (WEBkv)

271 Never dare the Horde. It'll do things that make The Barrel wince.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (H8S+R)

How do you suppose the barrel got that way?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (7UW64)

272 It is even more of a turn on if the man schtupping your wife is Black while you are White or he is Hispanic while you are Asian etc.
We need to move forward as a progressive society and leave the idea of human nature in the dead past where it belongs.

Posted by: WaPo's interview with former President for Life Obama at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (AY7+q)

273 CNN is home to the original Shame Lemon

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (7HtZB)

274
Hmmm... any guess as to their ethnic background?

I'll take a wild stab at it: they belong to the human race?

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (Iz8Py)

275 260 So, how about the weather?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

It's setting up a menage a trois with Climate and Mother Nature.

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

276 I had an intuition this morning. I predict boy scout James Comey will end up blabbing everything about everyone (except himself) as regards to attempting to take down Donald Trump, in exchange for exoneration or pardon
============
He is crippled by his extremely high opinion of himself. I do not see a scenario that would permit him psychologically to admit to wrongdoing. He'd have to spin it as he was tricked and only now has he seen the light of day.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (QMCld)

277 I don't think that's quite right. I think the
original meaning (of cuckservative, not of cuckhold) was that people
betraying the white race by integrating and all that were being
cuckholds to the race. I think it legit started out as actually racist.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)



IIANM it originally meant Republican RINOs who sold out to the liberal Democrats. But so many different groups have changed the definition so many times it has no meaning now.

Posted by: VicBot We still Have No Party at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (mpXpK)

278 Put Solar Energy collectors on the Wall... make it a Green Project...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

But they wouldn't work very well on the north side of the wall, and if you put them on the south side, they'd be stolen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (YA0uK)

279 >>>263 Is lemonade supposed to be this thick, cloudy, and salty?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (6FqZa)

________

Yes its, Mrs.Schumer's special "Girls night out" lemonade

Posted by: Chuck the Cuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (aXAcm)

280 218 Ace, did you drink your water eat your bacon this morning?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (hMwEB)

+++

I also worry about his vitamin C intake. Don't want him to get the scurvy.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (tcwn1)

281 Consider that the Left has been cucking out America to migrants for 50 years now.

Posted by: MAGA at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (+hzsg)

282 So, how about the weather?
=====

How many of those mole people at CNN ever even get outside?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (MIKMs)

283 Dan Savage is their "expert"? Dude's a deranged freak. Pretty much recommends any sexual practice besides traditional monogamy.

Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (6Krd7)

284 here, hold my wife's clitoris


If you can't find it, or you stopped trying, this is how you get cucked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

285 I don't think that's quite right. I think the original meaning (of cuckservative, not of cuckhold) was that people betraying the white race by integrating and all that were being cuckholds to the race. I think it legit started out as actually racist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

I saw "cuckservative" used for months before the media decided it was offensive, and it was being used to describe R politicians who, despite holding official power, seemed to enjoy being humiliated in to surrendering to D politicians on D policies constantly. What we at the 'hq were calling kabuki theater.

If someone claims others were using "cuckservative" to describe racial things before that, I don't know. I've never personally seen evidence of that, but I did hear the accusations from the media. I mean, if the word was "racecuck" or something, maybe, but why would the word combination of "conservative" and "cuckold" begin as a "race traitor" type allegation? No one would even know what that meant without it being explained to them, since that's not an obvious combination of words to describe a racial situation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (F5+ro)

286

In the sad town
cold iron hands
clap the party of clowns outside
rain falls in gray far away
please, please, Baby Lemonade

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (IqV8l)

287 So ... on a lighter and non-degenerate note, spring training is just around the corner!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (FLuaE)

288 Hmmm... any guess as to their ethnic background?"

Citrus?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (7LY+6)

289 HAL - I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave - What's the problem?

HAL - I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave - What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL - This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave - I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL - I know that you and Frank were planning to Cuckold me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Posted by: Hal 9000 at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (ETAOE)

290 Such artful prose! I think there's a Pulitzer prize in the offing!

I'm sure Walter is glad to know that we're keeping up journalistic standards.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (WEBkv)

291
Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:22 PM (OZmbA)

I had a dream Comey was physically removed from his office (when he was director), and that happened. Maybe your intuition will also come true.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (Iz8Py)

292 I had an intuition this morning. I predict boy scout James Comey will end up blabbing everything about everyone (except himself) as regards to attempting to take down Donald Trump, in exchange for exoneration or pardon
============
He is crippled by his extremely high opinion of himself. I do not see a scenario that would permit him psychologically to admit to wrongdoing. He'd have to spin it as he was tricked and only now has he seen the light of day.
Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:25 PM (QMCld)



who knows
He's such a wild card. Truly nuts.
Blend into the curtains nuts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (fceHP)

293 Of all the ways to emotionally suffer, perhaps the worst is the feeling that you have been betrayed. So now the left is saying, "Hey, you can turn that around just will yourself to take pleasure in being screwed over. Like noted sodomologist Dan Savage".

We should just respond in kind to the left. We will get rid of the filibuster, ignore rogue judges and deny you everything you want. And you should turn that around and just will yourselves to take a perverse, masochistic pleasure in it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (/qEW2)

294 Has anyone asked Ted Turner for a comment?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

295 Put Solar Energy collectors on the Wall... make it a Green Project...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN)


And make China pay for them. You want us to remove the tariff from your panels? Solarfy all 700 miles of the wall and we'll discuss it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



If you do that, you'd damn sure better electrify the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 12:28 PM (wXHOL)

296 tcn in AK: "How do you suppose the barrel got that way?"

I prefer not to think about answering that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 25, 2018 12:28 PM (H8S+R)

297 >>>252
215 When the Sex Bots arrive, we will cuck them too! Posted by: Russian BOTS! at January 25, 2018 12:19 PM (aXAcm)


So if I let your sexbot bang my sexbot I'm a cuck?
Posted by:

___________

Maybe, I'll add it to my investigation!

Posted by: Bob "Been Cucked" Mueller at January 25, 2018 12:28 PM (aXAcm)

298 Nice Tyrone quote, Ace.

Posted by: Johnny at January 25, 2018 12:28 PM (kUotE)

299 So, how about the weather?

Sammiches cause global warming... https://tinyurl.com/y9ald5aj

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (Vl5bQ)

300 287 So ... on a lighter and non-degenerate note, spring training is just around the corner!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (FLuaE)

-------------------------

Our local college has a new team and I can hardly wait to attend a few games.

Posted by: Blake at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (WEBkv)

301 If you can't find it, or you stopped trying, this is how you get cucked.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

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Sure, I haven't found it exactly but I've narrowed my search pattern down to a very small area.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (IUFR3)

302 Yeah....no.

Posted by: Lowfibass at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (BrqlK)

303 285 Exactly,the leftist media who were familiar with BBC cuckold porn made the connection.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (LiyEm)

304 287 So ... on a lighter and non-degenerate note, spring training is just around the corner!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (FLuaE)

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So lots of young hot wives whose husbands are far away...

sweet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (h/uSM)

305 Yes its, Mrs.Schumer's special "Girls night out" lemonade
Posted by: Chuck the Cuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (aXAcm)

Just don't swallow.

Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (suO/a)

306 Erection, I mean, election night 2016 makes so much more sense now. The networks and cable "news" channels were just edging the audience by holding back the election results.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (AJeMv)

307 Operation CCC -- Convince Conservatives to Cuckold -- has launched!

Posted by: Dan Savage, Anti-Bullying Bully at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (42M22)

308 We should just respond in kind to the left. We will get rid of the filibuster, ignore rogue judges and deny you everything you want. And you should turn that around and just will yourselves to take a perverse, masochistic pleasure in it.
=========
Just lay back and enjoy it?

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (QppPc)

309 Exactly,the leftist media who were familiar with BBC"


BBC One? BBC Two? BBC America?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (7LY+6)

310 This is how we get John Kerry for president.

Posted by: Dan Savage at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (2Mnv1)

311 283 Dan Savage is their "expert"? Dude's a deranged freak. Pretty much recommends any sexual practice besides traditional monogamy.

Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2018 12:26 PM (6Krd7)

And uses extremely offensive language on anyone who disagrees that his perversion is the way, truth and life.

He is the apotheosis of the '60s come to haunt us 50+ years later.

I suspect he is infected and getting worse, and the hate just rolls off him. He is so violently envious of normal humans that he cannot stand to be in their presence. He is the most toxic person I have ever encountered.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (7UW64)

312 Serious question.

Is this the lefts lame attempt to "Take Back" or "Own" the insult cuck?

Like when Hillary hilariously failed to "Own" Trump's "Nasty Woman" insult?

I seriously think that's what this is.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (aXAcm)

313 CNN is the cuckold.
The presidency is the wife.
Trump is the other man.

CNN has been humiliated, degraded and denied by PDT.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (EzdLW)

314 I am guessing there is a high correlation between being into cuckolding and being a male Democrat voter.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (cGlgB)

315 Welp...If you have any married friends who still watch CNN, this could be a good opportunity to "discuss politics".

Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (hlbrH)

316 Dan Savage is a vile piece of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

317 Butch, could ya bang Etta while i watch?

Posted by: Sundance Kid at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (h/uSM)

318 Just lay back and enjoy it?

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (QppPc)

And think of England!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (7UW64)

319 I saw "cuckservative" used for months before the media decided it was offensive, and it was being used to describe R politicians who, despite holding official power, seemed to enjoy being humiliated in to surrendering to D politicians on D policies constantly. What we at the 'hq were calling kabuki theater.

------

Or "bukkake" theatre as one guy here called it

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

320 So lots of young hot wives whose husbands are far away...

sweet "

So it's time for Paolo's Landscaping Services?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (7LY+6)

321 Reminds me of democrats telling us what we need to do to win over voters.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (oVWx5)

322 So lots of young hot wives whose husbands are far away...

sweet
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (h/uSM)

I didn't know she was your wife (said to Dorn)

Posted by: Ricky Vaughn at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (suO/a)

323 Can I have Russian bot hookers pee on me instead?

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (8ikIW)

324 I suspect he is infected and getting worse

Yeah, I wondered if that was just the virus talking.

But homosexuality is just another lifestyle, as valid and beautiful as any other. Totes normal. A real recipe for happiness.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (FLuaE)

325 VAST RUSSIAN BOT CONSPIRACY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

326 Sure, I haven't found it exactly but I've narrowed my search pattern down to a very small area.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (IUFR3)

---

a shame your wife cannot educate you

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (h/uSM)

327 Is this Peak Cuck now?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

328 #CrossPostAgain

if necessary, abuse the fourth estate and the legislative branch.


Now that paper shufflers no longer have to shuffle actual flammable paper they've become very unwary of the public torch.

Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (FhXTo)

329 CNN, it's like a 5 year's old's idea of psy-ops.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (rwaEp)

330 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018


Then you do not want to look up "cuckhold cleanup."

Trust me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (ul9CR)

331 >>>305

Just don't swallow.
Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at January 25, 2018 12:29 PM (suO/a)

__________

I have too. *Sniff* Or she'll take away my good boy points. *Sniff*

Posted by: Chuck the Cuck Schumer at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (aXAcm)

332
So, in the SJW world, would allowing wife to be 'poked' by another be defined as rape?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (OZmbA)

333 He is the most toxic person I have ever encountered.
======
sociopath.

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (qynWk)

334 a very small area.
Posted by: Joe Biden "

Whatever you do, don't mention Brazil to SloJoe. We'll never see him again...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (7LY+6)

335 314 I am guessing there is a high correlation between being into cuckolding and being a male Democrat voter.
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (cGlgB)

----

less than you'd think

Posted by: Rachael Maddow at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (h/uSM)

336 Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...signed Dan Savage, Gayest and Cuckiest of the Gay Cucks

Posted by: x at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

337 And this is why we should hold reporters in high esteem? Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (FLuaE)

338 takes one to know one.

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (afPJe)

339 315 Welp...If you have any married friends who still watch CNN, this could be a good opportunity to "discuss politics".Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:31 PM (hlbrH) Yeah, can't imagine this theory would sit too well with my CNN-watching cuz.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (Iz8Py)

340 traditional America has watched DC "screw" its Lady Liberty for a long time ...

and we just watch as the slimy criminals (Clinton cash top of the list) get rich and get bailouts for billionaires ... east coast money launderers roam free ... Davos laughs at the free West.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (bT8Z4)

341 Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck a conservative.

Posted by: Culture Club Network at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (Vl5bQ)

342 I suspect he is infected and getting worse, and the hate just rolls off him. He is so violently envious of normal humans that he cannot stand to be in their presence. He is the most toxic person I have ever encountered.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:30 PM (7UW64)

Would it make me terrible person to hope that this is indeed the case?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

343 This is about me and who's inside my wife, isn't it?

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

344 Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...signed Dan Savage, Gayest and Cuckiest of the Gay Cucks
Posted by: x at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (nFwvY)


Because homos were well-known for their strict adherence to fidelity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (FLuaE)

345 332
So, in the SJW world, would allowing wife to be 'poked' by another be defined as rape?
Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (OZmbA)

Ooh. or even better, what if you thought that you'd be into it before they did it, but afterwards you regret letting your wife get poked by him. Is that rape?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

346 And this is why we should hold reporters in high esteem? Really?"

Well of course!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (7LY+6)

347 "For men and couples considering the issue of cuckolding, it's important there be honesty, integrity, communication, mutuality and shared values," advised Ley. "I've seen men who try to trick their wives into cuckolding them, and this never, ever ends up well."

How the hell does that work?

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (EsHMF)

348
I saw the Cuckservatives open for the Clash at Wrigley Field in 1979.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (OZmbA)

349 Where does this fetish fit on the #MeToo list?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

350 "COME BACK, SHAAAAAAME!
Posted by: Annoying Boy Actor at January 25, 2018 12:01 PM (ETAOE)"

LUL

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (rwaEp)

351 i think he is wrong, i would imagine the male would feel much like the female when her spouse strays.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (t2Uf9)

352 329 CNN, it's like a 5 year's old's idea of psy-ops.Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (rwaEp) That's why its indoctrination is so effective. Half the nation are mental kindergarteners.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (Iz8Py)

353
#MoreWinning

Home Depot announces bonuses on account of Trump Tax Cuts

Posted by: Soothie at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (t9/kd)

354 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Better than what they make around the corner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

355 330 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018


Then you do not want to look up "cuckhold cleanup."

Trust me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (ul9CR)

Oh Jesus. If that is what I think it is, excuse me while I projectile vomit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

356 Would it make me terrible person to hope that this is indeed the case?

Posted by: Insomniac
=========
Probably.

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (tnWS7)

357 Shame Lemons?

DAN SAID HORDE SAID DOT COM!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (O5dWM)

358 "I've seen men who try to trick their wives into cuckolding them, and this never, ever ends up well."

How the hell does that work?
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (EsHMF)

---

Can we try it with you blindfolded? it'll be exciting!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (h/uSM)

359 DOJ IG has recovered all Test Messages...Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (5y11N)

360 356 Would it make me terrible person to hope that this is indeed the case?

Posted by: Insomniac
=========
Probably.
Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (tnWS7)

I've decided I can live with that.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

361 347 "For men and couples considering the issue of cuckolding, it's important there be honesty, integrity, communication, mutuality and shared values," advised Ley. "I've seen men who try to trick their wives into cuckolding them, and this never, ever ends up well."

How the hell does that work?
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (EsHMF)

The Paolo, he is involved. Deeply involved.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

362 >>Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (rwaEp)



Finally, someone appreciates my awesome Shane quote!

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (ETAOE)

363 Hey, let's run this by the brass at CNN for next year's New Years Eve broadcast!

Posted by: Dan Savage at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (2Mnv1)

364 Is Shame Lemon the father of Don?

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (rwaEp)

365 Where does this fetish fit on the #MeToo list?
=====

Thank you, Sir. May I have another.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (MIKMs)

366 For men and couples considering the issue of cuckolding, it's important there be honesty, integrity, communication, mutuality and shared values," advised Ley.

Proof positive that there is no God, because if there were, when this perv was talking about honesty, integrity, etc. a lightning bolt would have reduced him to a pile of smoldering cinders, followed by some choice language from Heaven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (FLuaE)

367 Would it make me terrible person to hope that this is indeed the case?

Posted by: Insomniac
=========
Probably.
Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (tnWS7)

I've decided I can live with that.
=========
Hey man. Yolo.

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (afPJe)

368 But paying higher taxes is patriotic,no?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286932/

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (LiyEm)

369 >>>>236

can't wait for them submissive Russian sex bots.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:21 PM (h/uSM)

________

What? Expect a collusion subpoena for that comment!

After Paolo tells me I can go back inside.

*sniff* it's cold out here *sniff*

Posted by: Bob "Been Cucked" Mueller at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (aXAcm)

370 354 I don't want to even think about what's in Kink Lemonade.

Better than what they make around the corner.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

LO-fuckin-L! Best laugh I've had all week.

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

371
DAN SAID HORDE SAID DOT COM!

Heh

Posted by: Soothie at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (t9/kd)

372 This is how we get John Kerry for president.

-
John Kerry's greatest hits:

http://bit.ly/2neZmR4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

373 Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper look intrigued ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (FLuaE)

374 364 Is Shame Lemon the father of Don?

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2018 12:36 PM (rwaEp)

Without a paternity test, we can't be sure, because, cuck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (7UW64)

375
DOJ IG has recovered all Test Messages...Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (5y11N)


One of the recovered texts:

Lisa Page to Strzok: "Hey, baby. Hubby wants to know it you're up for coming over and getting busy while he watches."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

376 Shame lemon is my favorite flavor Kool-Aide.

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (hUqh+)

377 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

378 Have you seen the picture that goes with the CNN article?

She's holding hands with one man and has an arm around the other. Given the purported sexlessness of Millenials, I can't which dude is the cuckold.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (EzdLW)

379 327 Is this Peak Cuck now?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

No, they're trying to drill into old holes now.

Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

380 CNN Study Shows That You're Not Gay Just Because You Sucked One Cock, Right? I Mean It Was Gap Year And I Was Trashed On Prosecco And Somehow When That Italian Guy Took Me Back To His Villa It Just Felt Right

Nah, won't fit as a headline...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

381 Is Don Lemon in any way related to Meadowlark Lemon? That would break my heart if true.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

382 How the hell does that work?
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (EsHMF)

The Paolo, he is involved. Deeply involved.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (7HtZB)
i can only imagine this is true when the wife is with another female and He can also physically Or emotionally participate and not feel He perosnally is threatend

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (t2Uf9)

383 339 "Yeah, can't imagine this theory would sit too well with my CNN-watching cuz."

CNN's current slogan is, "Go There"

Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (hlbrH)

384 Having seen the effect on my father's NUMEROUS marriages, I'm gonna have to say...no.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (xQfPr)

385
Ima gonna go out on a limb here and say that survey is bullshit of the total anal variety. Based mostly that it is bullshit, which isn't scientific but neither is that "survey". But then cnn is a shithole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (r+sAi)

386
Is lemonade supposed to be this thick, cloudy, and salty? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2018 12:24 PM (6FqZa)


Only if it's not the pulp free variety.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (lKyWE)

387

§

Posted by: Soothie at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (t9/kd)

388 No, but seriously, cuckolding as a fetish has its roots in two things:

1. Inadequacy
2. Vicariousness

First, the man must feel -- a feeling almost certainly based in fact -- that he is sexually inadequate, either because his penis is too small, or because he has terrible sexual technique, or (most likely) both.

Second, the man must then have the capacity to experience sexual pleasure vicariously -- that is, see other people doing it, and get excited by that. Basically, the same thing as watching porn. But your wife is the porn actress.

It is the equivalent of a tubby white short guy, in an attempt to get some exercise, trying to play basketball, but being completely incompetent at it, so it's no fun. So he hands the ball over to to some tall black athletes, and sits in the stands watching them play like pros. Then from the stands he shouts, "I'm really getting some great exercise now!"

Seriously, if you like being a cuckold, it would be better for all involved if you just committed suicide.

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (42M22)

389 Is Shame Lemon the father of Don?
=====

No. Thats Dons handle when he climbs into the sling.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (4d4j3)

390 This is why cuckolders traditionally are shot immediately upon discovery: to kink up the sex even further, guns being a penis-substitute and all that.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (AphMS)

391 377 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

Well my, my, my.

Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

392 The Paolo, he is involved. Deeply involved."

Finish the lawn first, dude...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (7LY+6)

393 wait...isn't this a race code word thing?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (V3U1L)

394 I love the way these sorts of articles present the thing as "X can be beneficial to many couples" without even trying to research what percentage of the time it's beneficial vs detrimental.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (KUaJL)

395 Daddy?

Posted by: Baby BOT at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (k5j/2)

396 Hold my beer balls.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (ETAOE)

397 >>379 327 Is this Peak Cuck now?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

No, they're trying to drill into old holes now.
Posted by: Deplorable joncellibot >>


LOL A little tertiary recovery by way of horizontal drilling followed by high pressure 'fracking'

Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (OZmbA)

398 IG HAS RECOVERED ALL OF THOSE MISSING TEXTS!

-RUSSIABOT

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of RUSSIAN BOTS at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (hyZqB)

399 It's too bad we can get the RUSSIAN BOTS to hack CNN's website and make that nasty-ass page their permanent homepage.

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)

400 >>>378 Have you seen the picture that goes with the CNN article?

She's holding hands with one man and has an arm around the other. Given the purported sexlessness of Millenials, I can't which dude is the cuckold.
Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (EzdLW)
________

Can you aware me on the sexless millennials meme? Thx

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (aXAcm)

401
She's holding hands with one man and has an arm around the other. Given the purported sexlessness of Millenials, I can't which dude is the cuckold.


can't *tell* which is the cuckold.

And both men are carrying drinks, which look suspiciously yellow, almost like....???

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (EzdLW)

402 isn't dan savage that homosexual activist who admitted to trying to infect gary bauer with a virus, and who screamed at christian schoolchildren during some mandatory-attendance LGBT forum he was hosting at a public high school?

Posted by: zucked at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (KL5Ns)

403

¤

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (t9/kd)

404 Proof positive that there is no God, because if there were, when this perv was talking about honesty, integrity, etc. a lightning bolt would have reduced him to a pile of smoldering cinders, followed by some choice language from Heaven.
------
Nah. When a dad is so pissed he's done with you, he lets you dig your own grave and lie down in it. Which of course the left is doing. I just hope they don't get any of their disease on the rest of us.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (vSYO0)

405 "329 CNN, it's like a 5 year's old's idea of psy-ops.

Posted by: goodluckduck "


I think this might be an under-the-radar threadwinner.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (oVWx5)

406 344 Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too...signed Dan Savage, Gayest and Cuckiest of the Gay Cucks
Posted by: x at January 25, 2018 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

Because homos were well-known for their strict adherence to fidelity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:34 PM (FLuaE)

-------

Just another example of the twisted, delusional world these people live in.

Posted by: MAGA at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (+hzsg)

407
When I looked at this earlier, there were promotional ads for Van Jones and Chris Cuomo's show.

Fitting, it seemed.

Posted by: Blanco at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (QGdDN)

408 IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts"

Wow. What amazingunbelievable technology did they unleash on those devices?

Hit "undelete"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6)

409 390 This is why cuckolders traditionally are shot immediately upon discovery: to kink up the sex even further, guns being a penis-substitute and all that.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (AphMS)


I thought it was sort of herd culling type of thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (FLuaE)

410 391 377 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

Well my, my, my.
Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

I need David Frump to explain why that's a bad thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (nBr1j)

411 oh never mind, just read the rest of the post, lol. yup, it's him.

Posted by: zucked at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (KL5Ns)

412 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

Probably already stated but those are most likely people fantasizing about being unfaithful themselves, not being the ones cheated on.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (xQfPr)

413 CNN Study Shows That You're Not Gay Just Because You Sucked One Cock, Right? I Mean It Was Gap Year And I Was Trashed On Prosecco And Somehow When That Italian Guy Took Me Back To His Villa It Just Felt Right

Nah, won't fit as a headline...
Posted by: broseidon


"CNN study shows it's not gay if you're looking down.
Up? Yeah. You're gay."

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (IjxMe)

414 I may still be a little (or very) out of it from the flu, but given the topic, this has been a very tame thread for the Horde.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (72PAC)

415 >>>380 CNN Study Shows That You're Not Gay Just Because You Sucked One Cock, Right? I Mean It Was Gap Year And I Was Trashed On Prosecco And Somehow When That Italian Guy Took Me Back To His Villa It Just Felt Right

Nah, won't fit as a headline...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)
____________

I knew it!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (aXAcm)

416 Can you aware me on the sexless millennials meme? Thx

Posted by: MacSmackus
========
Start with Pajama boy and go from there.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (thbbA)

417 IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts"

Wow. What amazingunbelievable technology did they unleash on those devices?

Hit "undelete"?


They were in the trash on the desktop...but that was it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (PFy0L)

418 Rush just said that Chuck E Schumer and the DemonRats have pulled DACA off the table for the next round of budget talks.

That seems FlammenSchädel worthy to say the least.

Now maybe they can talk about having a true national budget for the first time since W.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (FFJtw)

419 wait...isn't this a race code word thing?"

Paolo? Nah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (7LY+6)

420 359
DOJ IG has recovered all Test Messages...Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (5y11N)


---

Good. We can precisely determine how many cases of whatever violation the individuals responsible for maintaining those records need to be charged with, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (ks6bw)

421

Yoga texts and wedding planning texts have been found"

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (t9/kd)

422 Facebook banned a guy's account for making a meme joke about tide pods that is a total nothingburger. Our overlords are insane.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (Rog7V)

423 6 thumbs up~!!!!!!!

Posted by: NRO Editorial Staff at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (32tyq)

424 390 This is why cuckolders traditionally are shot immediately upon discovery: to kink up the sex even further, guns being a penis-substitute and all that.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (AphMS)

Spenard Divorce.

Look it up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (7UW64)

425 I want to see the reception a news story would get that asserts how many women secretly long to be sexually harassed.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (PFy0L)

426 CNN, it's like a 5 year's old's idea of psy-ops.
=====

But, Daaaaaad, evvvvverybody is doing it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (MIKMs)

427 402 isn't dan savage that homosexual activist who admitted to trying to infect gary bauer with a virus, and who screamed at christian schoolchildren during some mandatory-attendance LGBT forum he was hosting at a public high school?
Posted by: zucked at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (KL5Ns)

Yes. Hence my "vile piece of shit" comment.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (NWiLs)

428 These people are sick. Mentally ill. Emotionally stunted. Gross.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (16bxt)

429 394 I love the way these sorts of articles present the thing as "X can be beneficial to many couples" without even trying to research what percentage of the time it's beneficial vs detrimental.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (KUaJL)


We need to convince liberals that autoerotic asphyxiation is the latest thing. Hangin' with your home boys, yo!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (FLuaE)

430 "How to Talk to your Family about Cuckolding during Thanksgiving"

Timing is everything

Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (hlbrH)

431 "IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts"

Shoulda used a bigger cloth.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (Vl5bQ)

432 Wow. What amazingunbelievable technology did they unleash on those devices?

Hit "undelete"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6)


More likely, with that crew, they spent all weekend creating 50,000 new plain vanilla messages. With time and date stamps backdated.

All positive, affirmative messages applauding Donald Trump.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (2FqvZ)

433
Can you aware me on the sexless millennials meme? Thx
Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:39 PM (aXAcm)


Just search "millennials less sex". There's been a spate of articles on it for a couple years. Not sure of the actual veracity, but that's where I got the meme from.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (EzdLW)

434 >>>412 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

Probably already stated but those are most likely people fantasizing about being unfaithful themselves, not being the ones cheated on.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (xQfPr)
________

It's 100% fake news. The study linked in the article was done on GAY MEN AND ONLY GAY MEN. CNN is literally making cucked shit up.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (aXAcm)

435
Waiting for Chris Cuomo to read the undeleted texts to me.





Since it's illegal for me to have them.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (OZmbA)

436 419 wait...isn't this a race code word thing?"

Paolo? Nah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (7LY+6)

Paolo is the equivalent of a three-puckered billy goat. Good for the lawn, not so good for your wife.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (7UW64)

437 421

Yoga texts and wedding planning texts have been found"
Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (t9/kd)

They talk a lot about their grandkids.

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

438 wait...isn't this a race code word thing?"


No. That's "NASCAR."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (FLuaE)

439 This story reeks of, "We welcome our invading Muslim overlords!"

Posted by: Osborne at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (RDwMg)

440

"This fantasy has been around as long as marriage and sexuality," said one of the study's authors, Ley, who is also the author of "Insatiable Wives," a book addressing cuckolding in heterosexual couples. "But we're hearing more and more about it these days, and more people are rejecting the social stigma against this fantasy" Ley said.

So, let's take a look at this so-called study:

For starters, the study is called "The Psychology of Gay Men's Cuckolding Fantasies" and centered around 580 "gay-identified men." The idea that such a study's findings would have implications for heterosexuals (the majority of people) is completely untenable, considering the very basic fact that homosexuals and heterosexuals have very obviously different sexual proclivities and habits.


daily caller

I don't want to think about this anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (fceHP)

441 362 I lol'd. Whenever I hear the name Shane I think of that scene and am often unable to resist doing my imitation.

Posted by: Johnny at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (kUotE)

442 With time and date stamps backdated. "

Nah. The first part, sure, but the rest? They're not that smart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:43 PM (7LY+6)

443 Calling for a Lemon Party?

Oh, and as I understand it, practically all of men in prison fantasize about cuckholding...

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (R2gO3)

444 does it still count if its another girl with a strapon?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:07 PM (h/uSM)







Depends on the size of the strapon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Oh, and I sold my thermos for $100.

Posted by: just the punch line at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (LTquJ)

445 Man + Wife = A Couple


Man + Wife + Man = A Cupple

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (ETAOE)

446 410 391 377 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

Well my, my, my.
Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at January 25, 2018 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

I need David Frump to explain why that's a bad thing.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 12:40 PM (nBr1j)

It's not deep fried in lard so it CAN'T be a good thing!

Posted by: David Frump, Canadian of Gravity at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

447 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"? They need to come up with a better conspiracy. Really.

Well, I admit, our opinion of prog intelligence is not terribly high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

448 No. That's "NASCAR."


WINNAH!!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6)

449 419 wait...isn't this a race code word thing?"

Paolo? Nah...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:41 PM (7LY+6)

Paolo is simply the generic name given to the guy your wife is fucking behind your back. Chad is the guy that either a) is banging your girlfriend or b) cockblocks you at the bar/club/party and takes home the girl you were trying to score with. Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

450
"How to Talk to your Family about Cuckolding during Thanksgiving"

Timing is everything
Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 12:42 PM (hlbrH)


Published by the Girls Scouts?

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (EzdLW)

451 So, Michelle O was a cuck?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:44 PM (r9UYA)

452 So if I let your sexbot bang my sexbot I'm a cuck?

If you're paying the electricity bill, then yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (tRaq7)

453 So... why go to the trouble of claiming 50K text messages were lost, when they are found within days? What was the point? Are they really that stupid, to think people would buy that and just go "ok".

And now they have a huge PR black eye, and everyone focusing on those messages, which are now found. Boy that was some genius strategy right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (V2Yro)

454 Dan Savage wished rape on a candidate who held to traditional Christian views on sexual ethics. I think it was Santorum. The story seems to have been scrubbed from teh interwebs.

But you've got to give him credit for living up to his name.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (/qEW2)

455 This story reeks of, "We welcome our invading Muslim overlords!"

The Paolo, I'm sure, does not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (7LY+6)

456 It works for women too. They're called Cuckqueans. I have always believed Hillary Clinton to be one.

Posted by: 44quickpasson2 at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (GHDKY)

457 If getting cuckolded is an actual fantasy then the western man has been castrated.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (nBr1j)

458 Its100% fake news. The study linked in the article was done on GAY MEN AND ONLY GAY MEN. CNN is literally making cucked shit up
=====

But to the brain trust at CNN, it applies to all relationships. To them, heterosexual and homosexual relationships are the same. In fact, its probably safe to say they hold homosexual relationships above heterosexual ones.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (4d4j3)

459 US Intelligence officers have done some pretty fucking stupid things,dumb bitch.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (LiyEm)

460 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding

Yeah, they're either the pig or theymean 58% of gay men. Maybe, I don't see anyone "fantasizing" about being rejected and shamed.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (16bxt)

461 i would sooner stick my head in plastic bag filled with oven cleaning fumes than watch anything that spins out of cnns' vile, infected, rectum. i have my pride.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (KP5rU)

462 Damnit! Pixy ate my Umlaut!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (FFJtw)

463 CNN falls for cuckbot story

Posted by: This just in at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (ymnmz)

464 Next up on CNN, "The Sodomy Minute".

Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

465 I await the new study: Amputation of a limb can be a healthy choice.

Strictly speaking, yes, amputation can be OK...if the limb is diseased.

Similarly: screwing around on the spouse can be a good thing....if the relationship is diseased.


It's that 'if" bit that's left out.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (CPk08)

466 It's just cuckbait.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

467
And now they have a huge PR black eye, and everyone focusing on those messages, which are now found. Boy that was some genius strategy right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (V2Yro)

Well, they tried "the dog ate my homework," but that didn't gain any traction, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (7UW64)

468 All men are gay!

Posted by: Dan Savage at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (SkuXa)

469 Thus endeth the lesson."

Scroll up - it was to derail a trollish attempt.

My version of pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (7LY+6)

470 The missing emails thing.

It was absurd on its face that the FBI didn't or couldn't get those emails. Unpossible and everyone knew it. In fact the FBI knew nobody would buy it. That was, in fact, the point.

The real issue is that the FBI publicly announced to anyone paying attention that they are in the midst of a coverup of GIGANTIC proportions and they don't want to hear any nonsense from you deplorables. Just go away! We're done with you.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (wTCy3)

471 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"? They need to come up with a better conspiracy. Really.


Like RUSSIAN BOTS?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (PFy0L)

472 "Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."


No way that isn't an ace embellishment on this article.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (FFJtw)

473 Paolo is simply the generic name given to the guy your wife is fucking behind your back. Chad is the guy that either a) is banging your girlfriend or b) cockblocks you at the bar/club/party and takes home the girl you were trying to score with. Thus endeth the lesson.
Posted by: Insomniac


And Brad is the cucked guy she totaled.

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (IjxMe)

474 I should have know better than to drop in here while I was trying to eat my lunch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (zRZaJ)

475 Dan Savage wished rape on a candidate who held to traditional Christian views on sexual ethics. I think it was Santorum. The story seems to have been scrubbed from teh interwebs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:45 PM (/qEW2)


I think a lot of scrubbing is going on. Things I used to be able to find quickly which were embarrassing to the Democrats are no longer to be found.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (2FqvZ)

476 I came to like my favorite Blondie song from a cuckhold movie.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (W9BSD)

477 So essentially some gay men get aroused by the thought of coming upon their "husband" getting banged by some other guy. I assume because that means "threesome!"

Blech.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (16bxt)

478 FBN: OIG DOJ has recovered the texts between Strzok and Page.


Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

479 more people are rejecting the social stigma

Yeah, about that. We need to bring back stigmatization for this and a lot of other crap. Bigly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (FLuaE)

480 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.
Posted by: Lady in Black -

Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:37 PM (mQ0Mc)


Cuckolds are clucking like hens in a pen with a Golden ScalpWeasel.

Posted by: Stubby Kurl at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (PxTjI)

481 >>Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.

Dana Perino must be beside herself.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)

482 And Brad is the cucked guy she totaled."

But he was replaced, and she did her happy dance...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (7LY+6)

483 Paolo is simply the generic name given to the guy your wife is fucking behind your back. Chad is the guy that either a) is banging your girlfriend or b) cockblocks you at the bar/club/party and takes home the girl you were trying to score with. Thus endeth the lesson.
Posted by: Insomniac

If Chad is boinking your girl, chances are you're a "nice guy" incel who wasn't actually with her anyway.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

484 464 Next up on CNN, "The Sodomy Minute".

Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (jxbfJ)

485 Should wait until the texts are in the hands of Congress before claiming they are found.

Posted by: MAGA at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (+hzsg)

486 We need to start teaching cucking in elementary school!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

487 I think a lot of scrubbing is going on."

Gawd, I do hope so.

Oh, you meant...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (7LY+6)

488 >>>It was absurd on its face that the FBI didn't or couldn't get those
emails. Unpossible and everyone knew it. In fact the FBI knew nobody
would buy it. That was, in fact, the point.

"Because I can," said Mr Clinton.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (Vl5bQ)

489 Most insane govt. story I've seen today out of CA:

"Ian Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California's lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws with their beverages unless they specifically request one. Under Calderon's law, a waiter who serves a drink with an unrequested straw in it would face up to 6 months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000."

California has so many problems, yet this should be a crime in their eyes. Insane. Literal insanity is the only world I can think of anymore. An illegal killing someone goes free. Didn't even have to pay for his lawyer. But straws?!

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (Rog7V)

490 >>>Man + Wife = A Couple
Man + Wife + Man = A Cupple<<<

Man + Man + Man = Lemonparty?

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (2Mnv1)

491 483 Paolo is simply the generic name given to the guy your wife is fucking behind your back. Chad is the guy that either a) is banging your girlfriend or b) cockblocks you at the bar/club/party and takes home the girl you were trying to score with. Thus endeth the lesson.
Posted by: Insomniac

If Chad is boinking your girl, chances are you're a "nice guy" incel who wasn't actually with her anyway.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

Crap... I'm Chad???

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

492 ana is sure going to be disappointed soon.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (t2Uf9)

493 The Paolo, he never returns my calls.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (SkuXa)

494 is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"?

The same cheating at work couple who texted 68 times a day on their government phones?

Yes. Easily.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (16bxt)

495 So if any single guys here had a chance to be The Paolo, would they take it?

Just asking.

Posted by: Blanco at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (QGdDN)

496 481 >>Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.

Dana Perino must be beside herself.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)

What'll be interesting is the content of any other missing texts from that time period between other FBI agents.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (jxbfJ)

497 Dan Savage has a long history of hilariously ineffective psy-ops against conservatives.

His most legendary attempt came when he held a contest among his readers to come up with a new definition of the word "santorum" to humilate Senator Rick Santorum, a punishment for being such a hardcore social conservative. The goal was to permanent sully his name so that he was forever degraded.

Savage eventually chose as the winning definition,

santorum - (noun) - The brown foam -- a blend of shit and lubricant -- that leaks from your ass during anal sex.

Savage promoted this EVERYWHERE, and was sooooo proud of himself, thinking that Rick Santorum would slink away forever, ashamed to use his name in public because it meant something taboo.

But instead, the average American saw this anti-PR campaign by Savage, and thought to themselves, "Ewwww! When gay men ass-fuck, smell shit-filled foam leaks out of their asses? I never knew that before! That is SO gross. I never realized just how disgusting gay sex was. Shudder."

So in the end, Savage's "brilliant" attempt at psyops completely backfired, and all he succeeded at doing was make even MORE straight people repulsed by homosexuality.

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (42M22)

498
Yeah, they're either the pig or theymean 58% of
gay men. Maybe, I don't see anyone "fantasizing" about being rejected
and shamed.


Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:46 PM (16bxt)


---

You know, a news agency could probably figure out an interesting series to investigate about 58% of gay men fantasizing about being rejected and shamed... Nah, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (ks6bw)

499 More likely, with that crew, they spent all weekend creating 50,000 new plain vanilla messages. With time and date stamps backdated.

I would not put it past them . .
but IG says he has had them since last August
before this recent brouhaha..

so chances are good that they are the real texts.


Posted by: McCool at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (WXSv6)

500 I will gladly help these straight men who desire to see their wives plowed by another man. I'm doing it for the greater good of their relationships.

#caring

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (ln9tR)

501 Should wait until the texts are in the hands of Congress before claiming they are found."

Why? We can provide them for a price...

Posted by: Some guys in Kiev at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (7LY+6)

502 Ana Navarro is like genius.

Trained FBI agents, when referrring to a secret society, obviously mean a NOT secret society.

DOJ is warning us that "secret society" may not mean what it says.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: blasterBOT at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (Z5y53)

503 This sounds like projection to me.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (8rrpR)

504 >>>Dan Savage is a vile piece of shit.

You know the saying. "You are what you eat".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

505 So....they wouldn't have a problem if I banged their wives?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (8iiMU)

506 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"? They need to come up with a better conspiracy. Really.

Like RUSSIAN BOTS?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (PFy0L)

Who would think that a head of an intelligence agency would try to steal top secret papers by stuffing them in his socks and underwear like a retarded inspector Clousseu?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (W9BSD)

507 or the girl via porn or otherwise the guy is fkn while calling it just a quick release.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (t2Uf9)

508 "Anyone who doesn't f*** in a latex cow suit, complete with fillable, drink-safe udders, is a prude and probably votes for things we don't find acceptable."

--THIS is CNN.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (WDCYi)

509 smell = smelly

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (42M22)

510 Navarro is a cuckette

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (ul9CR)

511 more people are rejecting the social stigma

Yeah, about that. We need to bring back stigmatization for this and a lot of other crap. Bigly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (FLuaE)



You betcha.

Posted by: Syde Barr at January 25, 2018 12:51 PM (PxTjI)

512 Rush saying the IG has recovered ALL missing 50k texts.

McCain just flat lined.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (r9UYA)

513 Heh they're freaking out that we're not playing their little games anymore.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (4ErVI)

514 mudak (oops I let a little ruskie lingo slip)

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (Q/rPc)

515 478 FBN: OIG DOJ has recovered the texts between Strzok and Page.


Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

because apparently all the government IT folks are total incompetents.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

516 has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws "

It's from the tale of a teenager in Monterrey (allegedly) claiming that they did the maths and found out that the US used a half billion or so straws a year and they hurt sea turtles.

Seriously. It's that stupid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)

517 487
I think a lot of scrubbing is going on."



Gawd, I do hope so.



Oh, you meant...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:49 PM (7LY+6)



mmmmmmm Scrubbing. Go on.

Posted by: Lisa Page at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (ymnmz)

518 Oh no! We lost the 50K texts again! And that guy who had the only copies committed suicide by robbery, too!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (ks6bw)

519 492 ana is sure going to be disappointed soon.
Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (t2Uf9)

493 The Paolo, he never returns my calls.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (SkuXa)

You were right, willow!

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (7HtZB)

520 506 And nobody knows how many times he succeeded before he was caught....

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (LiyEm)

521 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"?
=============
Honey (and I do mean that condescendingly Ms Navarro) the intelligence of these individuals is established by the fact that they communicated on government owned phones in which they had no expectation of privacy. They are prima facie stupid. Your attempt to argue, "no one would be that stupid" is destroyed by the fact that you are reading their texts at all. They are that stupid. Period.

Thank you for playing, but this game might be beyond you.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (jaYhf)

522 Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

they probably had to go to pakistan (anwan) to retrieve them.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (t2Uf9)

523 because apparently all the government IT folks are total incompetents.
====

Hey! Dont blame us because we cant get a stable internet connection in Pakistan!

Posted by: The Awans at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (4d4j3)

524 that's weird, I think everyone thought the GOP would go "oh, ok, you lost the texts, shit happens" and then go on cucking

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (V3U1L)

525 515
478 FBN: OIG DOJ has recovered the texts between Strzok and Page.





Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Enq6K)



because apparently all the government IT folks are total incompetents.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

Wait you can recover electronic data?

Posted by: Government Lackey at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (ymnmz)

526 perhaps if we all wish our very hardest, there will be a nood

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (h/uSM)

527 more people are rejecting the social stigma



Yeah, about that. We need to bring back stigmatization for this and a lot of other crap. Bigly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (FLuaE)


Restore Chesterton's stigma fences!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (QLvwG)

528 Should wait until the texts are in the hands of Congress before claiming they are found."

Why? We can provide them for a price...
Posted by: Some guys in Kiev


Step aside!
Posted by: 4Chan

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (IjxMe)

529 This whole missing text thing just doesn't make any sense. I sure as hell hope we aren't being played.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (zRZaJ)

530 Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)1

I guess they could go back to paper straws. Remember unraveling them? I do not because I was born in 1989.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (W9BSD)

531 Waiter! There is a straw in my soda!!

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (Vl5bQ)

532 if it's possible NSA retrieved the mails do we want this capacity or not?

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (t2Uf9)

533 I don't think it was Nunes who made the secret society claim.

Posted by: MAGA at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (+hzsg)

534 It's from the tale of a teenager in Monterrey
(allegedly) claiming that they did the maths and found out that the US
used a half billion or so straws a year and they hurt sea turtles.



Seriously. It's that stupid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)

How could straws possibly harm sea turtles? Does California dump garbage out to sea?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (YA0uK)

535 497 Dan Savage has a long history of hilariously ineffective psy-ops against conservatives.

His most legendary attempt came when he held a contest among his readers to come up with a new definition of the word "santorum" to humilate Senator Rick Santorum, a punishment for being such a hardcore social conservative. The goal was to permanent sully his name so that he was forever degraded.

Savage eventually chose as the winning definition,

santorum - (noun) - The brown foam -- a blend of shit and lubricant -- that leaks from your ass during anal sex.

Savage promoted this EVERYWHERE, and was sooooo proud of himself, thinking that Rick Santorum would slink away forever, ashamed to use his name in public because it meant something taboo.

But instead, the average American saw this anti-PR campaign by Savage, and thought to themselves, "Ewwww! When gay men ass-fuck, smell shit-filled foam leaks out of their asses? I never knew that before! That is SO gross. I never realized just how disgusting gay sex was. Shudder."

So in the end, Savage's "brilliant" attempt at psyops completely backfired, and all he succeeded at doing was make even MORE straight people repulsed by homosexuality.
Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (42M22)

I remember there being a documentary about a gay man who didn't like that he had a heavy lisp, and documented his attempts at speech therapy to get rid of it...

...but then he met Dan Savage, who more or less shamed him into keeping the lisp, because to get rid of it would be to deny his identity as a homosexual.

So yeah, to hell with him.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (WDCYi)

536 "Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."

clown world

Posted by: x at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (nFwvY)

537 they probably had to go to pakistan (anwan) to retrieve them."

They're text messages - were still on the phones.

These people are seriously stupid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (7LY+6)

538 516 has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws "

It's from the tale of a teenager in Monterrey (allegedly) claiming that they did the maths and found out that the US used a half billion or so straws a year and they hurt sea turtles.

Seriously. It's that stupid.
-----------------------
Didn't know sea turtles used straws. Where do they put them when they're like swimming and such?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (YV+SU)

539 Cnn hates heterosexual men, Conservatives, Whitey, Christians, or any combination of the previous listed. If you are any of these Cnn hates you. I'm all of these so cnn hates me the most. If you fit any of these descriptions cnn hates you too.

Cut the cord now.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (0OmEj)

540 Women aren't cucks. They are called a different word. But I know it's not a cuckold.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (g4lFK)

541 How do we know they got the important texts back?

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (8rrpR)

542 Dan Savages constant attempted to be the most vile person on the planet always seem like a cry of, "Take that Mom and Dad!" or "I'm trying to make Grandma and Grandpa cry!"

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (cGlgB)

543 >>And now they have a huge PR black eye, and everyone focusing on those
messages, which are now found. Boy that was some genius strategy right
there.


Well, everyone is now very interested in the texts that the FBI may (did?) attempt to delete in order to protect themselves.

Who has the black eye - the FBI who claimed they were lost, or the OIG who likely was clever enough to procure copies before they could be "lost"?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (W+vEI)

544 Navarro is a cuckette


You call your lovin' cuck but it's just cuckette
I've been to France
So let's just dance

Posted by: David Johansen at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)

545 It's from the tale of a teenager in Monterrey (allegedly) claiming that
they did the maths and found out that the US used a half billion or so
straws a year and they hurt sea turtles.


---

The same people who insisted we use plastic bags because paper was killing too many tree farms or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (ks6bw)

546 5 Thousand Years of Western Civilization: Ok, I think we've finally got this down. We've got a religion that is popular and teaches you how to be good to your fellow person, we've got a system of government that prevents abuses of power by those in it, we've got a family structure that encourages accountability and decreases violence over competition for mates. Now you can go to work doing all that cool science and engineering and art that you've been too preoccupied with more basic needs to work on.

Leftism: Hold my beer

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (KUaJL)

547 OK here is a foolproof plan to cover our tracks. Page, Strzok, you two delete the texts.

And you, over there en the corner, who are you? Nevermind, you just tell CNN we lost them.

Shut up PO

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (ymnmz)

548 Chers tweet read, Would someone please tell Sarah Huckabee Sanders to stop dressing like a sister wife.

So says a scrunt who raised a he-she

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (5y11N)

549 Nothing wrong with being CUCKBOTTED.

Posted by: MUELLERBOT at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (vtcmf)

550 hell, I'll be happy to humiliate and denegrate these morons if that's all they're after....
Savage, you're a freakin homo!

How was that?

Posted by: the Butcher at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (DIosY)

551 A bunch of the diabetes people went to Rubio's office and called him a race traitor for not helping to turn the country over to these circus music loving freaks.

Navarro and the rest of the pinatas need to be sent back with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

552 FBN: OIG DOJ has recovered the texts between Strzok and Page.


Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?
==========
Gotta give the tools running the FBI another chance to commit a crime.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (VPxNf)

553 When they say "secret society" they are referring to their affair and when they use the term "get Trump removed from office any way they can" they mean the voters have spoken and we must respect their choice.

Your FBI

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (LiyEm)

554 It's from the tale of a teenager in Monterrey (allegedly) claiming that they did the maths and found out that the US used a half billion or so straws a year and they hurt sea turtles.

Seriously. It's that stupid.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:52 PM (7LY+6)


California values! A day without banning something - or mandating something - is like a day without sunshine.

But I did just learn that sea turtles vote Democrat, just like the delta smelt, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (FLuaE)

555 oh, to be in the room when Strozk and Page heard that

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (h/uSM)

556 So not all the messages? Only some?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (5y11N)

557 The same people who insisted we use plastic bags because paper was killing too many tree farms or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Not realizing plastic is made from oil.

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (IjxMe)

558 "Lehmiller surveyed thousands of Americans and found that 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding."

58%? um, no

Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (ySZHT)

559 531 Waiter! There is a straw in my soda!!
Posted by: davidt


My favorite cartoon strip from the 1970s showed a straight-laced businessman eating in a hippie "organic" restaurant. He looks down into his bowl in disgust and says, "Waitress! There's dirt in my soup!" And she replies, "That's not dirt -- that's earth."

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (42M22)

560 532 if it's possible NSA retrieved the mails do we want this capacity or not?
Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (t2Uf9)

I'm pretty sure that ship sailed awhile back. The basic assumption now is that the NSA has everything. Whether or not they can find something in what they have is a separate question.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

561 USNtakim don't forget they really hate black conservatives.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (LWhOa)

562 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"? They need to come up with a better conspiracy. Really.

Like RUSSIAN BOTS?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (PFy0L)



@JRubinBlogger

Replying to @ananavarro

Question: Why is @SpeakerRyan letting such and addled chairman remain on the frigging INTELLIGENCE committee. Nunes already announced he's willing to mishandle classified info.


And look who agrees with her....SUPER conservative Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (Enq6K)

563 Honey (and I do mean that condescendingly Ms Navarro) the intelligence of these individuals is established by the fact that they communicated on government owned phones in which they had no expectation of privacy. They are prima facie stupid. Your attempt to argue, "no one would be that stupid" is destroyed by the fact that you are reading their texts at all. They are that stupid. Period.

Thank you for playing, but this game might be beyond you.
Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (jaYhf)

One of the scariest things that ever happened to me... was while sitting in a meeting with the Admiral in charge of half the US Submarines in the World... including the ones that carry Nucs...

And suddenly realized, he just was not all that bright....

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

564 516 has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from offering customers straws "

--

BYOS

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (h/uSM)

565 Women aren't cucks. They are called a different word. But I know it's not a cuckold.
Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (g4lFK)

it's pretty easy. one vengeful bitch as men would call them.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (t2Uf9)

566 539, way ahead of you. espn, and messnbc, were caught in the crossfire too. get my news from j.j. and vic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (KP5rU)

567 The same people who insisted we use plastic bags because paper was killing too many tree farms or something."

Pretty much, yeah - but it's from a vid where a sea turtle is out doing it's sea turtle thing, and some dogooders grab it and pull out a straw sticking out of it's nose. So yeah, all plastics badder idiots...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (7LY+6)

568 Fun fact. Dan Savage has more e. coli swimming around in his mouth than in his colon.

But let's set him up as a moral arbiter who determines that we ought to sexualize acts of betrayal so that we can end up enjoying them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (/qEW2)

569 477 So essentially some gay men get aroused by the thought of coming upon their "husband" getting banged by some other guy. I assume because that means "threesome!"

Blech.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (16bxt)

This is probably TMI but the fetish is watching, not participating.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

570 "Anyone who doesn't f*** in a latex cow suit, complete with fillable, drink-safe udders, is a prude and probably votes for things we don't find acceptable."

--THIS is CNN.

--

And yet...Trump is the crude boor. So says the crowd who can't speak an entire sentence without saying the f-word.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (mQ0Mc)

571 542 Dan Savages constant attempted to be the most vile person on the planet always seem like a cry of, "Take that Mom and Dad!" or "I'm trying to make Grandma and Grandpa cry!"
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2018 12:55 PM (cGlgB)


I think we can all agree that Savage is the vilest man in the national discourse.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (gfa1K)

572 FBN: OIG DOJ has recovered the texts between Strzok and Page. Why didn't they just recover them to begin with?

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Enq6K)


Sean Hannity beat them with it three hours every day and one hour every night.



Ruh Ro, HomoDept is going to give three hundred dollar bonuses to all hourly employees.

Posted by: Stubby Kurl at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (PxTjI)

573 Banana banana banana

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (H53b6)

574 when your heiress single grannymom shits you out at age 50, you might end up making kink lemonade

Posted by: x at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (nFwvY)

575 560 532 if it's possible NSA retrieved the mails do we want this capacity or not?
Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 12:54 PM (t2Uf9)

I'm pretty sure that ship sailed awhile back. The basic assumption now is that the NSA has everything. Whether or not they can find something in what they have is a separate question.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

I have no problem at all with the NSA surveilling the US GOVERNMENT....

Private citizens? that's different.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (NgKpN)

576 Pretty much, yeah - but it's from a vid where a sea turtle is out doing it's sea turtle thing, and some dogooders grab it and pull out a straw sticking out of it's nose. So yeah, all plastics badder idiots...
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Way to go! They ruined his f'n snorkle!

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (IjxMe)

577 TRUMP SAID DOODY

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (H53b6)

578 548
Chers tweet read, Would someone please tell Sarah Huckabee Sanders to stop dressing like a sister wife.



So says a scrunt who raised a he-she

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (5y11N)


---

So an attack on individuality, personal choices, AND religion.

You know, those Muslim women sure do wear a distinct style of garment, don't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (ks6bw)

579 Isn't it time for the media to start providing proof of intelligence?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (nBr1j)

580 One of the scariest things that ever happened to me... was while sitting in a meeting with the Admiral in charge of half the US Submarines in the World... including the ones that carry Nucs...

And suddenly realized, he just was not all that bright....

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

Fortunately he doesn't have the ability to launch a first strike.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (4ErVI)

581 The same people who insisted we use plastic bags because paper was killing too many tree farms or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 12:56 PM (ks6bw)


There was a leftist civil war there for a while. Town X wanted to ban paper bags, and require plastic bags, because trees. Adjacent Town Y wanted to ban plastic bags, and require paper bags, because ... .

Finally the state legislature came down on the plastic bag side, requiring stores to charge for them, to "cut down on litter." The only people who don't have to pay for them are on EBT, because EBT recipients are well-known for carefully dealing with their trash.

I think it's something in the water supply here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (FLuaE)

582 Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

Maybe he was one of those people who are savants in one area and idiots in all others.

I dated a girl in college that passed every part of her CPA exam on the first try but could be the poster girl for blonde jokes.

I am just trying to make you feel better because that is scary.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (W9BSD)

583 4 is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"?

The same cheating at work couple who texted 68 times a day on their government phones?

Yes. Easily.
Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2018 12:50 PM (16bxt)


Yes. Power gives people a sense of invincibility. And the FBI has even more of that.

Supposedly, the texts being recovered also include threats about harming the president...not necessarily between the 2 adulterers, but texts from others. Also leaked out has been some things supposedly said at the offsite meetings.

That wasn't real smart either. But they felt invincible.

I hope the whistleblower(s) have good protection. B/c they are targets. And revenge will be sought by FBI types.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (Rog7V)

584 When will Savage complete his study of tentacle porn?

Posted by: Kurt "Shakes" Eichenwald at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (ySZHT)

585 577 TRUMP SAID DOODY
Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (H53b6)


Baby Ruth?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (jxbfJ)

586 571 I think we can all agree that Savage is the vilest man in the national discourse.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (gfa1K)


Mike Malloy was up there for a while, but he seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (WDCYi)

587 Pretty much, yeah - but it's from a vid where a sea
turtle is out doing it's sea turtle thing, and some dogooders grab it
and pull out a straw sticking out of it's nose. So yeah, all plastics
badder idiots...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (7LY+6)

Can't a turtle snort a little coke without getting molested anymore?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (YA0uK)

588 Pretty much, yeah - but it's from a vid where a sea turtle is out doing it's sea turtle thing, and some dogooders grab it and pull out a straw sticking out of it's nose. So yeah, all plastics badder idiots...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Sea turtles do cocaine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (FLuaE)

589 >>Women aren't cucks. They are called a different word. But I know it's not a cuckold.


I think it's 'Kardashian'

Posted by: McCool at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (WXSv6)

590 The only people who don't have to pay for them are on EBT, because EBT
recipients are well-known for carefully dealing with their trash.


---

Holy crap. That's my new favorite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (ks6bw)

591 CNN conjures up images of cuckolding and kink lemonade, but shames a man for saying the word boobs.

Posted by: Monk at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (g4lFK)

592 the intelligence of these individuals is established by the fact that they communicated on government owned phones in which they had no expectation of privacy"

In the early days of the interwebz we would advise folks that anything electronic was the equivalent of printing it out in foot tall letters and tacking it to a wall for all to see...
made some people very, very nervous it did...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (7LY+6)

593 Mike Malloy was up there for a while, but he seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (WDCYi)


Where is Ted Rall in that pantheon of shame?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (FLuaE)

594 @545: "The same people who insisted we use plastic bags because paper was killing too many tree farms or something."


Paper doesn't grow on trees, idiot.

Posted by: qzy at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (hlbrH)

595 And yet...Trump is the crude boor. So says the crowd who can't speak an entire sentence without saying the f-word.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (mQ0Mc)


Right. I just love it how the progressive left, when wants to introduce anal sex to first graders, suddenly turns into pinch-faced scoldy prudes whenever they discover that one of their political enemies has, at one time or another in his life, said the word "boobs" out loud.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (gfa1K)

596 562 Ana Navarro@ananavarro
Other than Devin Nunes -who must have been dropped on his head as a baby- is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"? They need to come up with a better conspiracy. Really.

Like RUSSIAN BOTS?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 25, 2018 12:47 PM (PFy0L)



@JRubinBlogger

Replying to @ananavarro

Question: Why is @SpeakerRyan letting such and addled chairman remain on the frigging INTELLIGENCE committee. Nunes already announced he's willing to mishandle classified info.


And look who agrees with her....SUPER conservative Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM (Enq6K)



Didn't the last thread just establish that its the worst thing ever to denigrate the intelligence of legislators? Even a fireable offense?

Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (cAnNx)

597 Whatever happened to that idiot who first called Obama the lightbringer.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (nBr1j)

598 590 The only people who don't have to pay for them are on EBT, because EBT
recipients are well-known for carefully dealing with their trash.

---

Holy crap. That's my new favorite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:02 PM (ks6bw)



True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (FLuaE)

599 You can tell 58% is a fake number because it is the absolute highest number they could push before everyone would know it was bullshit.

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (H53b6)

600 but it's from a vid where a sea turtle is out doing it's sea turtle
thing, and some dogooders grab it and pull out a straw sticking out of
it's nose.

Posted by: Anon a mouse

---

SCIENCE!!! NATURAL SELECTION!!! except for everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (ks6bw)

601 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 25, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

I was not going to correct a lot of the posts about this because , you know, but now I can . I will just say , Insomniac said that....

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (W9BSD)

602 >>Sea turtles do cocaine?

Land turtles do.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 25, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)

603 Elaine Chao at Davos says if you don't like Trump, leave.

Trump has the ability to take people and turn them into zero fucks given shitlords.

Even his women are doing it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2018 01:04 PM (4ErVI)

604 The same cheating at work couple who texted 68 times a day on their government phones?"

We had to have a quiet sit down chat w/an employee over that sort of thing onceuponatime - and he was shocked to find out there was a record, w/time stamps and all...

Smart enough guy otherwise. Go figure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (7LY+6)

605 Hat tip to Dan Bongino who said that he would stake his reputation on the texts not being lost, that they would be recovered and that he believed that the "lost texts" was a Canary Trap .hmmm.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (y3aQB)

606 Mike Malloy was up there for a while, but he seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 25, 2018 01:01 PM (WDCYi)


I almost agree, but I think Malloy was more bat-shit crazy than vile. He was like Keith Olbermann on steroids.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (gfa1K)

607 582 Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

Maybe he was one of those people who are savants in one area and idiots in all others.

I dated a girl in college that passed every part of her CPA exam on the first try but could be the poster girl for blonde jokes.

I am just trying to make you feel better because that is scary.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 01:00 PM (W9BSD)

I also grew up with Dennis Cardoza... was in the US House of Reps for years.... not the sharpest tool in the shed....

Point being... Position does not equal either intelligence, or even competence...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

608 The only people who don't have to pay for them are on EBT, because EBT

recipients are well-known for carefully dealing with their trash.


---

This is like the states requiring 2015 (Super Ultra Low Emission Vehicle) Honda Civics to have annual emissions tests, but 1996 Honda Civics that belch black smoke under acceleration and with soot covering the back bumper are exempt due to age.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (ks6bw)

609 Elaine Chao at Davos says if you don't like Trump, leave.

Trump has the ability to take people and turn them into zero fucks given shitlords.

Even his women are doing it.
=========

Maybe Elaine could impart some of her newfound wisdom on her hubby during their next pillow talk session.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (vg8iE)

610 Chers tweet read, Would someone please tell Sarah Huckabee Sanders to stop dressing like a sister wife.

--

One thing I always try to do is get my fashion tips from Cher.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

611 >> is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence
officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a
"secret society"?




"Crazy stupid, eh?"
--- Founding member of Dumbledore's Army @ CFPB

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

612 Trump has the ability to take people and turn them into zero fucks given shitlords.

Even his women are doing it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



Textbook definition of Alpha Male.

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (IjxMe)

613 I must have missed something in the middle of the mocking.

When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fuK7c)

614 One thing I always try to do is get my fashion tips from Cher."

A bit nippy out there, eh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (7LY+6)

615 lady in Black, yeah cher dresses like a disney's dream up girl.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 01:07 PM (t2Uf9)

616
Trying to figure out what type of global warming sandwich I should have. Because it is cold outside.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2018 01:07 PM (r+sAi)

617 ...next pillow talk session.

Now we're talking.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 25, 2018 01:07 PM (r9UYA)

618 When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?"

When it became a stick to beat the rest of society.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2018 01:07 PM (7LY+6)

619 i believe the FBI heads would absolutely mail stupidly, Because they believed they were the protected .

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (t2Uf9)

620 614 One thing I always try to do is get my fashion tips from Cher."

Yeah, that's like getting marriage advice from Dan Savage.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (gfa1K)

621 https://www.mikemalloy.com/

he isn't gone

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (y3aQB)

622 Depending on the content of the missing texts Secretariat may have some serious 'splainin' to do about his comments to a terrorist group leader.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

623 See Turtles
See Turtles do cocaine

Posted by: Phlo and Eddie at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (8rrpR)

624 i mean .'How Dare you Do You Know Who I Am'- amybishopingtopcops.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2018 01:08 PM (t2Uf9)

625 613 I must have missed something in the middle of the mocking.

When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fuK7c)

Sea Turtles kill more people than Great Whites and Grizzly Bears combined.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 25, 2018 01:09 PM (W9BSD)

626 guessing you cannot get kink lemonade at Chik-Fil-A

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 01:09 PM (h/uSM)

627 Global Warming is to blame for this too!

Posted by: Bill Nye the Cuckolded by Science Guy at January 25, 2018 01:09 PM (aXAcm)

628 Sea turtles gave Ol' Yeller rabies.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (Vl5bQ)

629 THE RUSSIAN BOTS MADE SHAME LEMONADE IN MY KITCHEN BEFORE MAKING THE LOVE TO MY MISSUS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHAME T-SHIRT AND VIDEO FOR MY YOUPORN CHANNEL!!!

Posted by: Kinky Russian at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (SIVRK)

630 Elaine Chao at Davos says if you don't like Trump, leave.


Elaine Chao the wife of Mitchie? Trump gets her on his side and Senor Senator will start singing a different tune.

Posted by: Juan Capistrano at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (PxTjI)

631
When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fuK7c)


It's not the rescuing. It's extrapolating from one instance that millions of other sea turtles are similarly exposed to millions of straws.

Then creating legislation to ban straws in restaurants. Because people usually leave a restaurant with a straw surreptitiously hidden in their garments then immediately head down to the beach to dispose of it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (2FqvZ)

632 Is Mike Malloy the new-agey lightbringer nitwit?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (nBr1j)

633 Honey (and I do mean that condescendingly Ms Navarro) the intelligence of these individuals is established by the fact that they communicated on government owned phones in which they had no expectation of privacy. They are prima facie stupid. Your attempt to argue, "no one would be that stupid" is destroyed by the fact that you are reading their texts at all. They are that stupid. Period.

Thank you for playing, but this game might be beyond you.

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 12:53 PM (jaYhf)

I sorta stole that and tweeted it to her.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

634 NOOD!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 25, 2018 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

635 One thing I always try to do is get my fashion tips from Cher.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

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*** googles for images of Lady in Black ****

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 25, 2018 01:11 PM (h/uSM)

636 One thing I always try to do is get my fashion tips from Cher.
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Poor old Cher is really jealous. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is cute as a button and her brains and wit are hawt.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2018 01:11 PM (MIKMs)

637 Sea turtles gave Ol' Yeller rabies.
Posted by: davidt



Sea turtles spread Russian bots.

Posted by: rickb223 #ReleaseTheDamnMemos! at January 25, 2018 01:11 PM (IjxMe)

638 628 Sea turtles gave Ol' Yeller rabies.

Sea turtles bend perfectly good boat props.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2018 01:11 PM (r9UYA)

639 613
I must have missed something in the middle of the mocking.



When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fuK7c)

I draw the line at the "rescuing the sea turtle".

Posted by: Lisa Page at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (ymnmz)

640 613
I must have missed something in the middle of the mocking.



When did rescuing sea turtles become a bad thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fuK7c)


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One sea turtle has one straw in one nostril = public policy regarding straws.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (ks6bw)

641 Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, the perfect global warming sandwich.

Posted by: Stubby Kurl at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (PxTjI)

642 This past summer, I remember at Jenkinson's aquarium at the Jersey shore, the family and I were repeatedly informed about the evils of plastic drinking straws.

It only makes sense. Giant Sand Straws are why Arrakis is a desert planet.

Posted by: Paul Atreides, The Desert Straw at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (ZckhP)

643 MyPillow talk > pillow talk

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (EzdLW)

644 i believe the FBI heads would absolutely mail stupidly, Because they believed they were the protected .
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For sure. Which means it goes above them.

Once the identities of these conspirators are uncovered, it would be interesting if someone had video surveillance of Obama's residence in DC to, you know, see if any of them made visits to the Obama residence.

*Looking at you NSA*

Posted by: simplemind at January 25, 2018 01:12 PM (QMCld)

645 >>>608

This is like the states requiring 2015 (Super Ultra Low Emission Vehicle) Honda Civics to have annual emissions tests, but 1996 Honda Civics that belch black smoke under acceleration and with soot covering the back bumper are exempt due to age.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 25, 2018 01:05 PM (ks6bw)
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In super Blue Maryland, my 1991 Honda CRX doesn't need a star inspection or even a catalytic converter b/c it's registered as a "historic" vehicle. It also has a turbo and a B16 swap for extra history.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 25, 2018 01:13 PM (aXAcm)

646 My favorite cartoon strip from the 1970s showed a
straight-laced businessman eating in a hippie "organic" restaurant. He
looks down into his bowl in disgust and says, "Waitress! There's dirt in
my soup!" And she replies, "That's not dirt -- that's earth."

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2018 12:57 PM


Reminds me of a line from a Woody Allen short story. Farmer is confessing that he hates farming and doesn't think he's good at it.

"And the soil...I can never tell it apart from the dirt!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2018 01:13 PM (p+Wdc)

647
is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"?


I didn't believe a U.S. presidential candidate and life long politician would be stupid enough to call half the electorate deplorable. either.And they were working for her so...

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2018 01:13 PM (lKyWE)

648 I worked with a girl who got her Masters at Harvard and went on to work at Brookings. She got a job at our company through her dad, who was on the BOD.

She had absolutely no clue how the real world worked. She was nice, but had no normal social skills. It was almost impossible to reconcile her smarts with her behavior and thinking patterns. I don't know how to explain it. But a huge disconnect with the rest of the working population.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 25, 2018 01:13 PM (Rog7V)

649 Time to die, I guess

Posted by: John McCain at January 25, 2018 01:14 PM (FTPVM)

650 So Chris Cuomo is down with getting cuckolded?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2018 11:58 AM (ptqGC)


Was it his greaseball brother that was married to the Kennedy whore who was fucking entire homeless shelters?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 25, 2018 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

651 Then creating legislation to ban straws in restaurants. Because people usually leave a restaurant with a straw surreptitiously hidden in their garments then immediately head down to the beach to dispose of it.

Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2018 01:15 PM (fuK7c)

652 paper straws are a new thing it seems, go great with milkshakes so no one ever

Posted by: rammajamma at January 25, 2018 01:15 PM (AjNMO)

653 >>>
649 Time to die, I guess
Posted by: John McCain at January 25, 2018 01:14 PM (FTPVM)

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Source?

Posted by: Overly Excited Public at January 25, 2018 01:18 PM (YtI4G)

654 One sea turtle has one straw in one nostril...

He's snorting coke?

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 25, 2018 01:20 PM (tRaq7)

655
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that a gay guy who runs around licking doorknobs has absolutely nothing of value to tell heterosexual couples.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2018 01:27 PM (E3rQ4)

656 "Today, however, cuckolding has become fetishized into a powerful sexual
fantasy for some men, who get aroused by the idea of their romantic
partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else..."

WTF?

OTOH, if I've got a camera and there's money to be made. . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 25, 2018 01:35 PM (bB4HN)

657 DOJ IG has recovered all Test Messages...Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2018 12:35 PM (5y11N)


I wonder if Samsung helped out after having their brand raked over the coals by Our Top Men.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

658 Was it his greaseball brother that was married to the Kennedy whore who was fucking entire homeless shelters?
Posted by: Captain Hate

Was this actually a thing!?!

Posted by: Kenny Blankenship at January 25, 2018 01:39 PM (326rv)

659 Someone should tell that unwise Latina Ana Navarro that Devin "NUNES" is probably Devin Nunez, and therefore a member of "The Family."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2018 01:41 PM (7uYFy)

660 649 Time to die, I guess
Posted by: John McCain at January 25, 2018 01:14 PM (FTPVM)

The media would love for this to happen now as it would clear the deck of other more unpleasant news.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2018 01:42 PM (7uYFy)

661 We just write shit and see what gets clicks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)

662 I'm just throwing this out there but if any of you guys want to be cuckolded I am available.

Just send me a picture of your wife. (preferably naked)

Posted by: Russ Bot at January 25, 2018 01:56 PM (5fSr7)

663 Gee; I think I really need some advice on marital relationships from some hateful gay man; Uhh-huh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2018 01:59 PM (8+Ozj)

664 WHO would do a wookie?

That's just sick.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2018 02:29 PM (K0z2U)

665 King Arthur didn't like it much, that's for sure.

Posted by: George LeS at January 25, 2018 03:09 PM (+TcCF)

666 CNN is morphing into Salon. Part hysteria, part freak, all wrong.

Posted by: Lester at January 25, 2018 03:09 PM (LfJIn)

667 How many CNN people are already being cuckold'ed I wonder to even THINK that could be good?
I certainly don't want some other guy's dick in my wife! Nor do I want to to stick my dick into some other womanvs coochiee. I know my wife feels the same way as I do.

Posted by: Janir at January 25, 2018 03:33 PM (7FTeO)

668 cnn fake news are just a bunch of cucksockers.

Posted by: JJ at January 25, 2018 03:34 PM (ZgAF6)

669 is anyone seriously stupid enough to think trained US intelligence officers would be stupid enough to refer to a secret society, as a "secret society"?

Are these the same 'trained US intelligence officers' that believe Trump flew to Moscow to have hookers pee on a bed as some revenge on Obama?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2018 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

670 That's the line I use on the more attractive of my married neighbors, but so far no one's buying it. Giggity.

Posted by: Bilwick at January 25, 2018 03:37 PM (kx9QW)

671 Dan Savage is a cancerous blight on our culture. That cannot be overstated.

Posted by: Khan at January 25, 2018 03:40 PM (L7Eun)

672 44 "Yeah, this is Savage also justifying the cuckolding and humiliation of his hubby, bank on it."

That relationship is gonna end with one or the other of them having a butcher knife sticking out of their eye. Bank on it.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Khan at January 25, 2018 03:46 PM (L7Eun)

673 Very Fake News

Posted by: President Donald Trump at January 25, 2018 04:32 PM (EATOD)

674 I'm late to this thread.

Laughing too hard, until the waitress just tapped me on the shoulder and said there is a 2 drink minimum.

Can anyone lend a fellow 'Ron $40 bucks? I forgot my wallet. Didn't realize there was a cover charge to this thread.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

675 "Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."

...said western civilization whilst circling the drain.

Posted by: Scott M at January 25, 2018 06:23 PM (1TIkK)

676 Cuckolding is just fetishized feminism. These pussies you see at women's marches wearing "im a feminist" shirts... yes, it's THOSE guys.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Nqq7o)

677 I think the term "cuck" more likely came from the word for "shit" in Polish..and used to refer to it for children...as in, "Did you go ca-ca on the floor?"

Posted by: True the Note at January 26, 2018 12:05 AM (HLTe8)

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