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Fusion-Linked Conspiracy Theorists in the Media Go to the Place All Conspiracy Theorists Ultimately Go: The Jews Are Behind It All
The media, while claiming Trump is anti-semitic, serves up piping-hot anti-semitic conspiracy theories of Jews working in league with RUSSIANS to undermine Christian America.
[Glenn] Simpson, as a conspiracy theorist, believes that his conspiracy theories are true. He is "shocked" because he can barely believe the scope and size of the network of possible Trump-Russia co-conspirators that his investigations uncovered. There are so many Russian names in Simpson’s testimony--Russian mobsters, Russian bankers, Russian officials, Russian businessmen, filling his imagination like the characters in a party scene from Anna Karenina. Naturally, there are Russian women, too, like the "big Trump fan in Russia" who enrolled at American University in Washington, D.C., "which I assume gets you a visa," says Simpson. "I think she's suspicious." Why? Because, says Simpson, at some time she was working with the Russian "banker-slash-Duma member-slash-Mafia leader named Alexander Torshin who is a life member of the NRA." A story published by McClatchy claiming that the FBI was investigating whether Russian money went to the NRA to help Trump, thereby elaborating Simpson's talking points, was conveniently published a day before his testimony was released. To Simpson, what makes it obvious that the Russian businessman's NRA affiliation is fishy is that "you know, Vladimir Putin is not in favor of universal gun ownership for Russians."By the way, the "conservative" webzine RedState heavily promoted this "Russians are infiltrating the NRA for Trump!" narrative, as of course did noted super-hrrd-core conservative site Hot Air.
What this tells Simpson is that the Russians are trying to infiltrate the NRA as well as other conservative organizations that have an important place in American society, like Chabad, the outreach arm of the Lubavitcher Hasidic movement. After all, Chabad has a presence all over the world, including Moscow, where Putin lives, and New York City, where Trump is from. The Jewish diaspora, says Simpson, "appears to be a very interesting route for the Russians." Indeed, according to the dossier that Simpson produced, Russian intelligence, the FSB, was approaching "U.S. citizens of Russian (Jewish) origin on business trips to Russia" as potential foreign agents. "In one case," reads the dossier, "a U.S. citizen of Russian ethnicity had been visiting Moscow to attract investors in his new information technology program. The FSB clearly knew this and had offered to provide seed capital to this person in return for them being able to access and modify his IP, with a view to targeting priority foreign targets by planting a Trojan virus in the software." So we are to assume that in exchange for cash, [American] Jews were helping to spy on America. Is it surprising that Russiagate would incorporate Jews into its narrative? No. There was zero chance that a conspiracy theorist like Simpson would not find a role for the Jews in his grand Trump-Russia collusion narrative. A conspiracy theory without an international cabal of un-rooted cosmopolitans exerting their influence on finance and politics in whatever society they inhabit would be like writing a symphony without a string section. You could do it, but why bother? At least one publication paid full price for orchestra seats.That publication is Politico -- Lee Smith goes on to note Politico's big gulp from Glenn-Simpson-befouled waters. Look, all of you "conspiracy theorists" who think a secret society of FBI/DOJ members was scheming against Trump just because two members of that secret society said there was a secret society scheming against Trump are just all out to lunch. There's a Conspiracy So Vast, all right, but it's the sort of conspiracy an Enlightened Liberal, or Enlightened Liberal Republican Keen to Cultivate the Goodwill or Liberal Democrats, have decided is rational and respectable: a team-up between RUSSIAN AGENTS and dirty rootless subversive Jews. You know, that kind of respectable conspiracy theory. It's a classic for a reason, I guess. It amuses me endlessly that the same clowns who are forever chiding some conservatives for conspiracy theories (or just "conspiracy theories") are simultaneously blaring stories about RUSSIAN BOTS and RUSSIANS infiltrating the NRA in order to trick that organization into endorsing a Republican candidate for President over Hillary Clinton. Because otherwise, who knows who the NRA might have endorsed? A "conservative" site can and should be against conspiracy theories -- but it shouldn't be only against conspiracy theories with conservative buy-in, while happily spreading and endorsing the conspiracy theories of the liberal media. If you think "liberal" is synonymous for "respectable" and "of a sound intellectual pedigree," perhaps you're self-identifying with the wrong party, fellas. You guys do know that just because Adam Schiff and Dianne Feinstein float a RUSSIAN BOT conspiracy theory to the media, or Glenn Simpson floats an evidence-free TEH RUSSIANS HACKED THE NRA conspiracy theory, you're not legally required to promote it and give it credence, right?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:34 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:35 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Russ Bot at January 24, 2018 04:35 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 24, 2018 04:35 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (G0KbE)
Posted by: redenzo at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (14qvS)
Putin uses the Jews to corrupt America.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 24, 2018 04:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2018 04:37 PM (KxxpQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2018 04:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (G0KbE)
What do they say re Russia's motive for supposedly doing this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (FLuaE)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (wgLez)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (5fSr7)
https://twitter.com/kaijubushi/status/956248030948352000
Posted by: The Institute at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: junior at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (umy56)
Guess which one the media will run with...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (Sfs6o)
BREAKING: Judicial Watch Sues Justice Department For FBI's Strzok-Page Text Messages, Records
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (s5o+q)
At this point, they're throwing as much chaff in the air as possible.
Going back to the horrible JOOOZ well means this memo is as bad as they say.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y76mklgr
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (iv0p7)
Man, he could make a killing making a mockumentary on this.
Posted by: scott_t at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (xGZ+b)
BTW, there is a breaking story over at Fox now that 10,000 FBI cell phones are missing "texts". Has anyone seen their "delete all" choice on text messages?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (6Ll1u)
I mean, how else is Mueller going to justify his millions of money. Dude needs a job.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (lwiT4)
... noted super-hrrd-core conservative site Hot Air.
With a co-leader dubbed "Poppin' Fresh", there's nothing "hrrd-core" about Tepid Gas.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
phones are missing "texts". Has anyone seen their "delete all" choice on
text messages?
How very convenient
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Russ Bot at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (5fSr7)
Needs more parentheses around (((Jewish))), amirite? and maybe a picture of a hook nosed spider.
Do these idiots even read the pro-Russian stuff on (say) Unz or Russia Insider? They hate Jews over there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (6FqZa)
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.Once again, that was more fake news with no proof of anything, but it hit all of the liberal talking points, the NRA, the Russians and Dark Money.
It was pure speculation, conjecture and B$.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (cGlgB)
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Judicial Watch. If you have money, THESE are the people to support, IMHO.
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (V3U1L)
Can't say I'm surprised Anti-Semitism is being added to this crap show.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: golfman at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Gumby at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (HJlAN)
Posted by: VicBot We still Have No Party at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: scott_t at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (NmR1a)
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You can't parody this. It's a parody of itself already.
Posted by: bluebot at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Schiffty at the Poker Table at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (Vl5bQ)
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Judicial Watch. If you have money, THESE are the people to support, IMHO.
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (aT+Bx)
And you can't spell "judicial" without JOO.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a new pistol at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (G0KbE)
Okay, fine. Can they enlighten us on exactly how Trump/Russia actually pulled it off? What mechanism did they use? Did they change votes in the machines?
And if it's so easy for a private citizen and a foreign government to steal an election, why hasn't it been done before?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (7uYFy)
kicks dirt, walks dejectedly away
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (HBayQ)
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (s5o+q)
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It's actually not that bad. Just think, we might get a front row seat to the End of the World As We Know It. Those tickets don't come cheap either.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (xJa6I)
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Next on the list: global warming.
Posted by: bluebot at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (kNasr)
My lefty co-workers are all in on Trump/Russia collusion. They can't believe I'm so naive to believe otherwise.
I thought all the moon bats moved on to "obstruction!"
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (6FqZa)
They are now starting to trip over their own lies, and it's going to get ugly for them.
Posted by: perturbed at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (H/7ko)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (G0KbE)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (2z74n)
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and this is succhhhh a juvenile take.
obviously the FBI/DOJ members were not "scheming" against trump but simply doing their jobs to look everywhere for ways to impeach trump and/or stop him from carrying out his agenda. They just chose to do so in secret and to only let select people know about their plans and goals. duh.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Russian Botnik at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (89T5c)
Correction: Gold-STEINS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (xJa6I)
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Next on the list: global warming.
Posted by: bluebot at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (kNasr)
And we can expect Jess Ventura to weigh in soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 24, 2018 04:39 PM (mpXpK)
And you get a motion to dismiss due to the destruction of potential Brady evidence! And you get a motion to dismiss! EVERYONE gets a motion to dismiss!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Okay, fine. Can they enlighten us on exactly how Trump/Russia
actually pulled it off? What mechanism did they use? Did they change
votes in the machines?
And if it's so easy for a private citizen and a foreign government to steal an election, why hasn't it been done before?
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Trump is a Super Evil Genius, everyone knows that!
Also, a complete boorish half wit who can't count higher than the two scoops of ice cream he gets.
Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (aT+Bx)
Okay. I admit it. I'm involved in the conspiracy. I bake the matzos. And control the media.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:40 PM (mbhDw) But the schmaltz, J.J.Who is boiling the chicken FEET??!?
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Iz8Py)
she loves her starbucks and hates the GOP tax cut.
what happened next will make you gasp!
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (V3U1L)
yeah, the democrats are going to do their own memo, see? and it's
ultimately going to be a rehash of the GPS memo because they are dumb.
That real MEMO better be good... I can't take more disapointment
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)
Honestly, if that was a movie, I'd pay to see it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
trump, the russians, and the jews outsmarted the smartest woman in the world. pretty hard to believe.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)
I thought she was just the smartest woman in the ROOM. And the room turned out to be the shitter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (jxbfJ)
They went off the cliff in 2012 actively going against Romney when he became the nominee.
I honestly can't figure out Allahpundit other than he loves being condescending. He's not the most conservative guy in the world, why he has such a hardon is bizarre.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (/tuJf)
Now I'm confused.
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (eNqiW)
Future NYTimes headline:
Russian Bots Defect; Democrats Fight for "Citizenship"
Hey, it's not so far-fetched, even if the Russian Bots are mostly invisible synthetic bots.
Robot Sophia gets Saudi citizenship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKrV2CVDXjo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Iz8Py)
I know some Haitian rabbis doing their legboo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (G0KbE)/i]
Interesting. But how money get from the military industrial complex here to ... Russia? I missed that part.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (FLuaE)
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (MP2pL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
LOL!!!! Who was the genius who thunk that one?!
Still cackling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
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no. see...it's a collusion. see? all that talk about hacking our democracy was just a collusion taster. At the end of the day, we just need to know that trump is a poor and the russians give him hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to collude with him.
Jesus, redneck, go to college.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (V3U1L)
Michelle Malkin has to be pissed what happened to her website.
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (MP2pL)
Depends. How much bank did she get for it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (7uYFy)
And if it's so easy for a private citizen and a foreign government to steal an election, why hasn't it been done before?
[cough] Bush [cough] Everyone knows Gore won fair and square. One or two more recounts would have proven it.
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (G0KbE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Schiffty at the Poker Table at January 24, 2018 04:41 PM (Vl5bQ)"Why I oughta..."
Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard, JOO of some merit and notoriety at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (Iz8Py)
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yeah, the democrats are going to do their own memo, see? and it's
ultimately going to be a rehash of the GPS memo because they are dumb.
That real MEMO better be good... I can't take more disapointment
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.Well it's pi$$ing off a whole bunch of democrats, so it has that going for it.
That plus if it was a dud it would have been leaked by the dems after everyone made a huge deal out of it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Dax
I've warned my lefty co workers that they should just wait till all of this is finished and to temper ones expectations. I'm not sure they are doing that though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 04:47 PM (eNqiW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (oVJmc)
nteresting. But how money get from the military industrial complex here to ... Russia? I missed that part.
Bitcoin (originally named "botcoin", BTW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (WLeoI)
for years..
Posted by: willow at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (wgLez)
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(J.J. - just an aside. I learned this week that my new daughter-in-law, who is Czech, had family in the camps during WW2. A few years ago, she took a trip and visited 6 or 7 of the camps. She is now reading "Exodus" by Uris. When she told me this, I thought of you.)
That's all. Back to this week's edition of "It's the Joooos!"
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (V3U1L)
I hope they do. They can then explain to their dozen or so viewers what Strzok meant by it when he used the words when the texts are released.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (/tuJf)
What's more annoying is his constant carping at Christians for not joining him in his anti-Trump lunacy.
Noted atheist now morality-shaming believing christians, angry at them, suddenly, for not being judgmental enough for his liking.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (8rNrN)
It's bad for the Russians to donate one penny towards PDT's election. So bad that they've been investigating that for 1.5 yrs now.
But when Bronco Bama accepted campaign donations from everywhere on Earth because they turned off some credit card validation thingy on his website, that was just hunky-dory?
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (tRaq7)
And if it's so easy for a private citizen and a foreign government to steal an election, why hasn't it been done before?
There's compelling evidence FDR and JFK both had massive voter fraud operations in place, so I wouldn't say it hasn't been done before.
Last version of the Russian collusion theory I heard was Russians bought facebook ads and had lots of people and bots on social media websites influencing opinion.
The problem is the facebook ad buys were on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Hilldawg outspent those in a weekend in a single state.
As to the influencers on social media, again, Hilldawg had operatives doing the same damn thing.
There's also a feint at explaining the Hillary emails were handed to us via the Russians, but they never really follow through on explaining that one.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (iv0p7)
But let's for the sake of argument say its true. I guess I now love Russia and the Russian leadership since its helping conservative causes.
I'm sure Trump allowing all of this new offshore drilling and opening up ANWR is playing right into Russian hands.
Posted by: Maritime at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (wgLez)
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(J.J. - just an aside. I learned this week that my new daughter-in-law, who is Czech, had family in the camps during WW2. A few years ago, she took a trip and visited 6 or 7 of the camps. She is now reading "Exodus" by Uris. When she told me this, I thought of you.)
That's all. Back to this week's edition of "It's the Joooos!"
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (lwiT4)
If any are still extant, and coherent, you should hear their stories and if possible record them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
yeah, the democrats are going to do their own memo, see? and it's
ultimately going to be a rehash of the GPS memo because they are dumb.
That real MEMO better be good... I can't take more disapointment
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it's soooo bad that the FBI admitted they destroyed evidence to keep us from finding out what they were really doing. so yeah.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (V3U1L)
Still cackling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
garrett
For whom I am pleased that he came up with such a wonderful idea and I didn't.
Yes. Pleased.
That's what I am.
*seethes and plots and plots and seethes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
Just read over at Insta that Tracebook won't take an Ad about a movie that examines the slaughter of Christians. An AD!
Of course, I'm sure if it was Muslims they would. And Zuckerpucker is Jewish, isn't he? Doesn't he realize the enmity Islam holds for Jews and Christians?
What has happened to people? It scares me to see such blindness and Stupidity. It really does. Like, who zapped their brain stems. They are gonna get us all killed.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (VRLL6)
meh NeverTrumpState, one of the witches of Salem (spit)
Bailed on them when a mod told me my presence wasn't needed any longer when I complained about their advancing TDS
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (dab45)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (gbWkA)
105 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
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(J.J. - just an aside. I learned this week that my new
daughter-in-law, who is Czech, had family in the camps during WW2. A few
years ago, she took a trip and visited 6 or 7 of the camps. She is now
reading "Exodus" by Uris. When she told me this, I thought of you.)
That's all. Back to this week's edition of "It's the Joooos!"
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (lwiT4)
If any are still extant, and coherent, you should hear their stories and if possible record them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (fA1SL
I prefer CPO Sharkey, you hockey puck!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
One of Obamas PACs gave money to the effort to defeat Netanyahu.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (eNqiW)
OK, here's me connecting the dots.
The Three Stooges were all JOOS, see.
Donald Trump engaged in slapstick when he shaved Vince McMahon's head.
That's EVIDENCE, you racist Jesusland H8Rs.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: JPS at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (Un3JZ)
Michelle Malkin has to be pissed what happened to her website.
So much so that she founded Twitchy, which itself became a worthless shithole.
Don't pin your hopes on the value of social media in year N, kiddos, where N .GT. 4.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at January 24, 2018 04:46 PM (MP2pL)
She cashed in and her name is no longer associated. That's why Twitchy has their share of libtards posting now.
If her namesake site starts down that path, then you know she's in trouble.
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Decaf at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2018 04:50 PM (gbWkA)
Throw them a bone and say "George Soros." Then again the Storm Fronters use him to smear us normal Hebes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (mbhDw)
Shit just got real.
Posted by: jsg
There was a RabbiBot in Futurama.
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Rabbibot
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (9kJ6O)
And if it's so easy for a private citizen and a foreign government to steal an election, why hasn't it been done before?
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There's compelling evidence FDR and JFK both had massive voter fraud operations in place, so I wouldn't say it hasn't been done before.
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Right, but candidate Trump didn't have access to government power. He didn't even have a real machine.
There's no way he would have had enough people on the ground to pull this off.
The whole thing has always been stupid.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Iz8Py)
I know some Haitian rabbis doing their legboo.
***?? *** Is that like Jewish voodoo?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:36 PM (G0KbE)
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How old are they?
My moonbat sister (in her 60's) doesn't believe the Russia stuff.
She kinda admits that to me and then changes the subject.
Or maybe I change it.
I know it is painful and anxiety-provoking for her.
I think there are a lot of lefties, mostly older ones, who know it's a crock.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (0jtPF)
Did Michelle Malkin ever find out what happened to her niece who went missing like 5 years ago?
Terrible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
Don't be draggin Mo, Larry and Curly into this. Do what you want to Joe Besser, he deserves it, but you must not blaspheme against the holy trinity.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (/tuJf)
What's more annoying is his constant carping at Christians for not joining him in his anti-Trump lunacy.
Noted atheist now morality-shaming believing christians, angry at them, suddenly, for not being judgmental enough for his liking.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (8rNrN)
amazing people haven't figured out that we knew who Trump was, and didn't base our vote for him on his personal history
simply amazing they just don't get it after all this time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fceHP)
Also... people behind imaginary Russian bots are Americans.
Jooz anywhere are Americans.
Dogs are Americans.
Space Aliens are Americans.
So really, if we follow their "logic" this discussion shouldn't even be happening.
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
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Sadly, I think they are gone. I know she would have mentioned it to me if any were still alive. She said she could find no relatives either in Germany or the Czech republic. I am so proud of her making the trip to look. Not many 25 year olds would do that, I don't think.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (mqcyG)
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It was sarcasm! He was joking! Jeez you people are dense!
Posted by: the media at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (Vl5bQ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286856/
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (LiyEm)
I know some Haitian rabbis doing their legboo.
***?? *** Is that like Jewish voodoo?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (2sCft)
I heard that word on an episode of Superman, where the Italian actor was shmreaed with black face and had a bone in his nose.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (V3U1L)
Did Michelle Malkin ever find out what happened to her niece who went missing like 5 years ago?
Terrible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
I don't think she ever did.
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
oh oh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Dax at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (G0KbE)
What's more annoying is his constant carping at Christians for not joining him in his anti-Trump lunacy.
What the prissy finger-wagers of the New NWO tool Morality don't "get" is this:
What did Jesus do when confronted with the adulteress who was getting tortured by the crowd?
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
And when the sinful woman was anointing His feet with precious oils, and the gathering was scandalized, he shut them up with:
"Her sins are forgiven for she has loved much."
Trump's sins are forgiven for he loves Jesusland much.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (eNqiW)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
oh oh
...
Eternal Twitchy Headline:
PERFECT: Ben Shapiro Said a Thing Today!!!
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
The one decent thing Spielberg did was recording eyewitness/victim testimonies by the thousands over the past 25 years now. Maybe they recorded theirs? Just a thought.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (WLeoI)
How can people be complete fools, utterly incompetent, and way overpaid, and at the same time be so clever as to commit the crime and cover it up so well, for no compensation other than.....IDK what.
Look at the ideological intemperance of the IRS. They couldn't help themselves, so they couldn't cover it up.
Seriously, these are not bright folks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (7UW64)
Lefty trolls on Twatter haven't admitted defeat on that one.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (iv0p7)
PERFECT: Ben Shapiro Said a Thing Today!!!
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
It's all becoming clear to me now.
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (fceHP)
:::drinks a 40 for forgotten homie Shemp:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (wgLez)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (Iz8Py)
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Let's just call Allahpundit....bot curious.
Posted by: Axebot at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (vDqXW)
What?
Posted by: George Washington, James Madison and Abe Lincoln at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (wgLez)
TOTALLY underappreciated Shemp.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64)
I was enjoying the Web. 2.5 look of Tablet magazine until I learned you have to pay to comment there.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (LiyEm)
I loved the Jews for DACA t-shirts I saw the other day.
wth is that even supposed to mean?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (fceHP)
Favorite bumper sticker:
"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks your an asshole."
And as I told my Jew for Jesus friend (half jokingly) "give back your bar mitzvah money!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
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I never thought of that. Thanks for the tip, JJ. I'll pass it on.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL!
So, The Borg.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (/tuJf)
I doubt you'd like it. I sense Tablet is mostly left-leaning. That they have Lee Smith as a contributor indicates that they're willing to indulge in some heterodox thinking, but I imagine the commenters there are mostly left Democrats.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: junior at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (umy56)
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Actually it alternates. Russian bot, Jew bot, Russian bot, Jew bot,...
Posted by: Axebot at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (vDqXW)
They were brought here before they could consent, and have known no other home. They are stakeholders in our country. Botphobia is not who we are. We need to hear their voice, and give them a place at the table. Any attempt to silence them is simply a deplorable conspiracy theory.
Posted by: George LeS at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (+TcCF)
:::fist bump::;
:::starts pouring shots:::
Bebebebebebebeeee
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (wgLez)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (lwiT4)
Finally! A conspiracy theory that makes sense.
I bet the Illuminati and the 4th Dimensional Rothschilds from Earth X were in on it too.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (E3rQ4)
simply amazing they just don't get it after all this time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fceHP)
Trump's a rude, crude asshole.
This nation needs a rude, crude asshole President just now.
THEREFORE, this nation needs Trump right now.
Apropos of nothing, there's a company near where I live which boldly has a prominent roadside sign . . . the initials of the company . . .
MISH.
I've been meaning to take a pic and post it for the Horde's consideration . . .
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (so+oy)
He is, in the same way as Karl Marx was. That is to say, he rejects his heritage and collaborated with the Nazis to rob his fellow Hungarian Jews when they were deported to Birkenau.
And as I said earlier, the Storm Fronters use him to smear the G-d fearing America-loving of us from the Tribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)
Shemp had a long solo career. His credentials speak for themselves.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
If her namesake site starts down that path, then you know she's in trouble.
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2018 04:51 PM (xttKs)
I didn't know she sold off Twitchy. Good to know.
And, yes, Ben Shapiro seems to be highlighted there a lot. I noticed that but didn't know why.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:55 PM (wgLez)
Larry Fine is from South Philly, so I am congenitally forbidden from disrespecting him. There's a mural of his shaggy head on a building at 3rd and South, if you're ever in the area.
And let me know ahead of time so I can schedule my Florida trip.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (Iz8Py)
They were brought here before they could consent, and have known no other home. They are stakeholders in our country. Botphobia is not who we are. We need to hear their voice, and give them a place at the table. Any attempt to silence them is simply a deplorable conspiracy theory.
Posted by: George LeS
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lulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (V3U1L)
So, even though they're raging Lefties, they never really talk about Russia.
Posted by: Ridiculous Insinuations Bot at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (3CVYO)
"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks your an asshole."
I saw this and thought I made a post I didn't remember. Bit of a sanity worry for a second. B/c that is my fav saying. And it has the benefit of being true very often.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 24, 2018 04:52 PM (0jtPF)
I work with all kinds of commie millennial twits and they wouldn't embarrass themselves by repeating that crap.
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (MP2pL)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 04:58 PM (lwiT4)
Women's Wear Jewish Daily? Wha...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (V3U1L)
It still hasn't dawned on the Left that they WON the cultural war and that their victory was so complete that SoCons and Evangelicals don't care about the president's libertine ( at least when it comes to pussy) past so long as he officially --effectively --stands up for the things THEY believe in.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (3CVYO)
Posted by: Groucho, Harpo and Chico. at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (eNqiW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (AM1GF)
Almost like they're a BOT-net
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (dab45)
He believes the DOJ should investigate itself.
Because they're right there in the same building. So it will be easy.
Posted by: Jwest at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (/roJx)
I keep expecting her to buy it back for $1 and make it something worth reading again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (zya9U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (aC6Sd)
A big reason why golden age Jews at the turn of the century embraced communism and rejected Judaism was they thought it would finally insulate and liberate them from anti-semitism.
How wrong they were.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (bJ0w+)
I picked up my new Springfield XD(m) in .45acp today during lunch, and since my FFL is out in the country, he has a dirt pile you can shoot into. I loaded the 3 13rd mags (which are polished works of art) and blasted away from about 7 or 8 yards. Very very nice.
The grip angle is the same as a 1911 so it goes right to the target without learning a new grip. Very soft shooting, though with more than a bit of a muzzle flip. I could stay on the silhouette easily without the sights and grouped about 4 inches with them on the first try. And it politely deposits the cases about two feet to the right and 3 feet back in a 3 foot circle.
I could have shot all day, I think.
As an aside, I like coming back from lunch with a whiff of gunpowder on me. It's a manly fragrance, but the ladies like it too. Plus your bosses don't want to fuck with you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) believes in the code at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (3NjrP)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (6Ll1u)
streiff and who else? I can't even name more than three, and can only think of streiff as worthwhile.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 24, 2018 05:01 PM (3NjrP)
The only reason to go to Red State is Schlichter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (mbhDw)
I keep expecting her to buy it back for $1 and make it something worth reading again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (398bZ)
HotAir or Twitchy?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (fceHP)
I've been watching the original Goofy shorts with my son. It's really a bit jarring to see some of the elements they include. There's a TON of smoking, which seems odd for a kids cartoon. Nowadays you only expect to see smoking in a period piece.
One short was called "Teachers are People Too" and the closing joke was one of his unruly kids blows up the school.
At the time the joke was that even though kids can be wild and destructive and mouthy, blowing up the school is WAAAY over the top. Only now it's not.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:02 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 04:49 PM (tRaq7)
Oh, silly, the end justifies the means! You know that, doncha?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (g4lFK)
I keep expecting her to buy it back for $1 and make it something worth reading again.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 24, 2018 05:00 PM (398bZ)
I always had the inkling that Allahpundit was her husband incognito . Not so, I assume?
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (OZmbA)
What is with you people?
There. Are. 3. Stooges.
Mo, Larry and Curly. That's it. All other stooges are just wannabe stooges.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (/tuJf)
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which is funny cause other websites will make the contention that Jooos are behind all globohomo cultural marxism.
maybe...hear me out...each particular strain of communism selects its own particular evil devil to persecute and in some instances zeee jooos come out winners or losers or NA.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (V3U1L)
ot: Perino seems fired up
very emo today
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (fceHP)
About what? Something happened to Jasper?
Posted by: IC at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (3CVYO)
And I thought "Nuke 'Em High" was over the top in '84.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (IqV8l)
You can get Schlichter at Townhall.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (3CVYO)
You are right, sir. Done and done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (LiyEm)
The two Curlys after Curly Howard really were disappointing.
But maybe the people of the 1950s liked them.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (Iz8Py)
He's not a person of faith. He does sinful things. Sometimes he even does stupid and crude things. I'm under no illusions about that and I don't have to twist myself into pretzels trying to make him something he is not.
That said: He stands up for religious liberty. He stands up for Israel. He stands up for the unborn.
Good enough, evangelically speaking.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (lwiT4)
She must put out or something. She provides zero value and appears to be a complete idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)
Please. Dana Perineum should shut her friggin' cake hole already. Sell out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)
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which is funny cause other websites will make the contention that Jooos are behind all globohomo cultural marxism.
maybe...hear me out...each particular strain of communism selects its own particular evil devil to persecute and in some instances zeee jooos come out winners or losers or NA.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (V3U1L)
Joos are so crafty they make sure they are on BOTH sides of every debate!
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (8rNrN)
If they mean 401k not surprising for high end of age group.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (wgLez)
My gym is in the local Jewish community center and folks, the conspiracies about which I overhear details in there are something else! Why, just the other da ....
* line goes dead *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)
This makes zero sense.
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (V3U1L)
It was me.
It isn't easy being the Galactic Overlord of Evil, you guys.
*weeps softly*
I am so sorry.
*launches minions into war*
Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (FFJtw)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (3CVYO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (AM1GF)
Well At some point there was the Rubicon in front of you, and someone had to make a decision to cross it. There was no going back. This action crosses the line. Everything under that decision is 100% complicit and it is required that we go after whoever is next if there is any law in this country. Otherwise it's dead, Jim.
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (HBayQ)
Who's fucking country is this, anyway?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Hitler, Literally at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)
Louise?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks your an asshole."
I saw this and thought I made a post I didn't remember. Bit of a sanity worry for a second. B/c that is my fav saying. And it has the benefit of being true very often.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (VRLL6)
My fave is: Jesus Saves, Passes to Gretsky, He Shoots, He Scores!!!
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (Iz8Py)
of course
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (8rNrN)
Ace, don't ever go to Washington...
Something happens to people there. Something fucks up their minds.
Posted by: Jwest at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
As long as he didn't say 'Booger'. That would be uncouth and un-presidential.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Groucho, Harpo and Chico. at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (eNqiW)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)
Louise?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
Yessir!
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (g4lFK)
Who's fucking country is this, anyway?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
That is the question of the century on several levels these days.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
She's got Watters and Kilmeade as bookends. She's got a bone spur about the FBI stuff. Greggy not there to soften her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (fceHP)
There's a cliche that conservatism is about "ordered liberty," but some of the gay-for-guys-with-guns authority-worshipping cucks in this movement sure seem to be way more about the "order" than the "liberty."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (8rNrN)
Joos are so crafty they make sure they are on BOTH sides of every debate!
Posted by: JoeF.
Joo vs Joo from Mad Magazine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (IqV8l)
Dont worry everything will be fine!!
:::throws bucket, forgets water:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (wgLez)
yeah.. I know about Soros' past.. I was just being goofy.. what an evil creature..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (so+oy)
He's not a person of faith. He does sinful things. Sometimes he even does stupid and crude things. I'm under no illusions about that and I don't have to twist myself into pretzels trying to make him something he is not.
That said: He stands up for religious liberty. He stands up for Israel. He stands up for the unborn.
Good enough, evangelically speaking.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (lwiT4)
+1
I simply don't care if he banged Stormy Daniels. I sorta doubt he did but just can't care.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Groucho, Harpo and Chico. at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (eNqiW)
Mensch is a compliment.
You want insults, try:
Momzer
Meesekeit
Paskudnyak
Nachoobin Dreck
Farbissner
Fartrunkiner
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (V3U1L)
Uh.....suuuuure.
**big eyes**
**backs slowly out of the room**
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (7UW64)
Because otherwise, who knows who the NRA might have endorsed?
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That does sound stupid. But let's say the Russians are interfering and colluding and doing all sorts of stuff.
How is that worse than all the ways our own government and media has betrayed us and sold us out to foreign interests? And they don't just do this through lobbying groups or bot posts or ad posts meant to change people's minds. They're the ones in power.
If our treasonous media and government fulminates about Russian collusion, it is either a bullshit distraction or it is a welcome thing. All that matters to me is that we are still being held captive by traitors. I don't care about Russians one way or the other.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)
What is with you people?
There. Are. 3. Stooges.
Mo, Larry and Curly. That's it. All other stooges are just wannabe stooges.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (/tuJf)
Well.....akkshewally-
Shemp, Moe, Larry were the original 3 Stooges.
Shemp had some medical or stage fright issues or something and Curly came in on a last minute sort of dealio and the rest is history.
Early Shemp, right after Curly left was funny. He had some good schtick.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (E3rQ4)
There's a cliche that conservatism is about "ordered liberty," but some of the gay-for-guys-with-guns authority-worshipping cucks in this movement sure seem to be way more about the "order" than the "liberty."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:07 PM (8rNrN)
I don't know, but it pisses me off every time we conservatives have to have "that talk" about a cop situation.
"ZOMG AS LONG AS THE COP MADE IT HOME ALRIGHT THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!! WE NEED TO RESPECT THE AUTHORITAY!"
...I don't know. It is what it is, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (F5+ro)
He's not a person of faith. He does sinful things. Sometimes he even does stupid and crude things. I'm under no illusions about that and I don't have to twist myself into pretzels trying to make him something he is not.
That said: He stands up for religious liberty. He stands up for Israel. He stands up for the unborn.
Good enough, evangelically speaking.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (lwiT4)
In his defense, for all his bluster, Trump knows he's imperfect and that he's a sinner. But I believe he is sincere in his belief, has respect for those who attempt to live their lives according to their faith and KNOWS that faith has played n important role in America.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (7uYFy)
The issue regarding the DOJ/FBI investigating itself is people will say this is needed to "repair" their own tarnished name. One will will necessarily have to be a former agent / DOJ figure.
Trump should name Guliani and Andrew McCarthy to investigate them.
Regarding the cabal getting together thrawt the election/PDT. It's the same as with the IRS. They read between the lines. Listening to Obama talk about this "dangerous" Tea Party and Durbin writing a letter, they knew what to do.
You don't write when you can speak
You don't speak when you can nod
You don't nod when you can smile and wink
They knew what was expected of them.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (LiyEm)
The OIG gas collected over 1 million documents during his investigation. I think there will be several smoking guns including more detail about the altering of Comey's exoneration letter for Hillary.
Hell, the texts are pretty smoking hot and we've only seen a handful of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
Well, they promised me Flying Cars in the 21st Century as well as a Big Brother overlord.
Where are the damn flying cars ??
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (OZmbA)
Of course she did. This is what Rovian's do.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)
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i'd say it's more conservative to say don't piss on my leg and tell me to trust you that it's raining just because you have a badge or a degree
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (V3U1L)
224 25% of millennial kids have a savings account of six figures
I've heard stories in my personal network of kids making bank with their youtube channels. One guy and his wife set up a channel just showing pranks they do. They just closed on a 200k home with 5 bedrooms, in a part of the country where 200k buys a lot of house.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (7uYFy)
I know nobody really cares, but I think this saying should be 24/7/52, or 24/365.
24 hours per day, (so now your units are hours per day), 7 days per week (units are hours per week), 365 days per year (units are back to days in a year). Wait, hold up, why did you include weeks if your end measurement is in days per year?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: jsg
Which is 100% correct. I'm just not sure there was a direct instruction to do X, Y, and Z from HRC or BHO or such.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (AM1GF)
the faith as some sort of suicide cult which requires you to shed all
defense against the lefts' dark arts.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:06 PM (V3U1L)
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Well, we are called to be prepared to lay down our life for the sake of the Gospel, but I don't think they meant Trump when they were talking about that.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:08 PM (LiyEm)
I remember it as "Jesus saves... at the Dime Savings Bank of New York."
The other hideous one was "Free Soviet Jews. While Supplies Last."
Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (mbhDw)
He believes the DOJ should investigate itself.
Because they're right there in the same building. So it will be easy.
Posted by: Jwest
Not exactly in the same building. FBI is across the street from the DOJ.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (9kJ6O)
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Bullshit. That's WAY too high a percentage.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (Iz8Py)
Yea, the exact medical term for Shemp's condition is notfunnyitis.
Curly was the straw that stirred the Stooges.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
_--
well, mueller reversed the fbi on flynn, making him a criminal with a million dollar legal tab without even no trial. and he did the same thing with manafort plus the traditional liberal SWAT visit.
there's got to be an internal debate of the pros and cons for these strategems.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (V3U1L)
Perino didn't say don't release, she said if they release the memo's they should release the underlying applications that go with them (FISA warrants).
She says they have had a lot of FBI folks on the show who did not support Comey, so don't cast shadow over all of the FBI. Let the committee's, and Mueller, etc do their jobs.
She is not convinced of conspiracies.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (fceHP)
I remember reading it in grad school. He starts out by saying both Left and Right have the propensity to engage in conspiratorial thinking...and then proceeds to only document the Right and gosh look at how loony tunes these hicks are.
I pretty much didn't pay attention once I knew it was a hit piece.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jawknee at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (Njtx4)
Posted by: Confused lefty at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (g4lFK)
He's not a person of faith. He does sinful things. Sometimes he even does stupid and crude things. I'm under no illusions about that and I don't have to twist myself into pretzels trying to make him something he is not.
That said: He stands up for religious liberty. He stands up for Israel. He stands up for the unborn.
...
Here's my take as a non-believing Christian:
This our team, this is our season. We face a tough opponent. The quarterback is a bit of an asshole, even by quarterback standards. But I'm not going to deliberately lose just so I can tell the other team, "Yes, we lost to you, but we did so voluntarily and deliberately, thus showing that we are the Moral Winners, even though the standings say we're the Actual Losers."
A lot of these wife-sharers seem to believe that the ultimate virtue-signal is "winning by losing," showing that you're such a queerbait for the Marquis de Queensbury that you will gladly lose just so you can say, to yourself, "But deep down inside, we showed we're *better.*"
Sorry, losers. Not interested. Also very much not interested in "showing liberals we're better, " because I already know we're better. I don't have to prove it by giving liberals the power to harm and harass me.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (iv0p7)
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What about leap year? Huh? Huh? HUH???
Posted by: bluebot at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (kNasr)
It is the inherent nature of these conservatives who desire order to insist on order to the point they attempt to put chaos in order. It is only after they fail at that they will unleash the kraken. Of course those just pretending to be conservative will continue to capitulate.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (eNqiW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (7uYFy)
kissed and kissed often . . . by somebody who knows how
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (cGlgB) ]
Could be because Poppy Bush was the first a-hole speechifying about the New World Order.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (veoSD)
I'll never figure out how those bitty things survive the rough winters here in WNY. They're the worst flyers ever so I guess they'd never make it flying south for the winter and they had to adapt, with their little downy winter coats on.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (ul9CR)
(You know, besides manual labor and professional basketball and paying retail)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (08QWA)
She says they have had a lot of FBI folks on the show who did not support Comey, so don't cast shadow over all of the FBI. Let the committee's, and Mueller, etc do their jobs.
She is not convinced of conspiracies.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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good to know she did not in fact object ot releasing the memos.
I withdraw my "of course."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
I want to know where our RUSSIAN STRIPPER BOTS are.
RUSSIAN STRIPPER BOTS.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (veoSD)
Wait for Gen 2. The ones they had at CES are not ready for lap dances.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: JoeF.
If Joos are so crafty, how come I don't see them all over Etsy, huh?
Posted by: Tiffini in Ft. Worth at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (ctuyM)
https://qcodefag.github.io/
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Monk at January
LOL
Hell, banging Stormy Daniels when you're 60 is a bragging point!
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (OZmbA)
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Buffahs. I keep telling you, lottsa buffahs.
Posted by: Cici at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (Vl5bQ)
If they mean 401k not surprising for high end of age group.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 05:05 PM (wgLez)
Yeah, I could possibly believe it. Including retirement accounts, I'm right around 6 fix figures and a millennial.
On the flip side, I also don't believe anything the media says and from everything I've ever read on the subject, nowhere near 25% of millennials are on track for their retirement savings (which should be in the six figures or so in their early 30s)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 24, 2018 05:14 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 05:14 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Jasper at January 24, 2018 05:14 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)
Not surprised by that; she is GOPe all the way. She lurves her some anchor babies and H1B visa-holders. A couple of years ago (back when Disney made their American employees train the foreign-born workers replacing them) she flat-out lied to Jessie Waters about that and said it didn't happen. He was so stunned, he didn't know how to respond to that whopper.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (5Yee7)
Who do you think owns Etsy? And the credit card merchant processing company? And the banks?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (fA1SL)
Now I denounce myself.
PLO stood for Push Leon Overboard
I also denounce myself.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (O5Q3r)
Basically they come up with stories for the media to publish.
Their business model seems hinky.
Posted by: MAGA at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (xkY1S)
He's not a person of faith. He does sinful things. Sometimes he even does stupid and crude things.
King David sent his best buddy into the front lines because he wanted him out of the way. Why? He was boinking the man's wife. And he's one of the Lord's ancestors.
These Christianites of Convenience just need to fuck the frick off.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (Iz8Py)
And he was a brazillian times funnier than Joe Besser.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (tRaq7)
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also considering the left seems, to my eyes, considers any public display or mention of Jebus to be the last step to complete handmaiden's tale.
oh right, the left laughs at crazy right wing arguments about slippery slopes but fuck there's a handmaidens tale cliff from god bless america to pence-land.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (5rCam)
Posted by: Julian Assange at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ShainS at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (Q/60e)
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Bullshit. That's WAY too high a percentage.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM (7uYFy)
They confused college loan debt.
Posted by: golfman at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (48QDY)
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dafuq?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:04 PM (V3U1L)
I have two millenial kids and know many others... my kids save but do not have anywhere near that bank. Their friends do not even appear to save.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (9nCnN)
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hahaha cucks
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
Their "message" is getting lost in the economic boom and the reversal of regulations.
Those nevertrumpers were probably happy that obamacare couldn't get defeated. And I'm sure they are against The Wall.
But we outvoted them all.
We outvoted the Losers. Fine by me.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 05:13 PM (aT+Bx)
Is it true Q-Anon predicted the Hillary Chappaqua house fire?
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Kilmeade = pitbull
Gutfeld = unicorn
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:12 PM (fceHP)
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I think Greg would be pleased with that characterization.
Posted by: Axebot at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (vDqXW)
Losers are behind the nice guys who finish last.
Sometimes Joel, you just gotta say: Hey, WTF
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (08QWA)
Ya know
The Bushies seem pretty nervous too
Bet a whole lot of people were spying on the people with out warrant or cause.
Posted by: ThunderB at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (5rCam)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:10 PM (AM1GF)
Yeah that's going to be the bugaboo. Getting as close to the top before they go all Casino on everyone is probably the best they can do.
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (HBayQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
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We're working on that story right now..
Posted by: CNN at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)
What did I ever do at my job before I discovered AOSHQ comment section?
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2018 05:11 PM
Well, duh! You ever hear of "The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy"?
No.
Posted by: Hillary! To 2020! 2024! And Beyond!!! at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (ctuyM)
>>Basically they come up with stories for the media to publish.
>>Their business model seems hinky
You're only looking at one part of it. They were making big money creating news for specific clients like Hillary, the DNC, Putin, Chavez and others.
Hillary alone was paying them $50,000 per month to create the dossier and help push it around.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
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We're working on that story right now..
Posted by: CNN at January 24, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)
... with this one neat trick!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2018 04:38 PM (FLuaE)
Because Putin enjoys a challenge, and would sooner have a strong rival in the White House than a drunken cow he totally owns?
All I got.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (YA0uK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (ul9CR)
Oh yeah, baby...
Posted by: Julian Assange at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM (398bZ)
I laughed.
Posted by: golfman at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (48QDY)
Surely, if television has taught us anything, then we should know by now that FBI counterintelligence officers are the brightest bulbs in the bunch.
Stan still hasn't realized his neighbors and best friends are Russian spies after five years!
So why should anyone expect FBI agents to be any more clever and effective in real life?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (I/iGu)
Russian
Robots
I was at the meetings
Posted by: ThunderB at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM
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You left out Urinating.
Posted by: ShainS at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (Q/60e)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 24, 2018 05:14 PM (F5+ro)
I mean, last week they were all living in their parent's basement--now 25% have SAVINGS in the 6 figures?
I know some of them make lots of money. But I also heard that they spend most of it.
You're right--don't believe the media about anything.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Larry Fine at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)
This idea that we just had to nominate the right "boy scout" Republican with a perfectly clean past in order to win was always going to fail.
Republicans also sort of painted themselves in a corner to be cast as the closed minded preacher in the movie "Footloose" . Nobody likes those sorts of people.
Posted by: Maritime at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (lKmt3)
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right...i'm a highly educated non-southerner from prime breeding stock but I mus be a hick redneck cause I like muh guns and low regulations
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (V3U1L)
24/365.25
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (iv0p7)
Not quite accurate either. We skip leap years if they fall on an '00 because its more like 365.24xxxx, IIRC.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (HBayQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Hit a curve ball?
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4)
You just jogged loose a dream I had last night about the calendar and leap year. Weird.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (VRLL6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
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Yeah. I think Cosner's Robin Hood got into her head then she got a concussion.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (5rCam)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Shape Shift. Only full-blood members of the Tribe of Judah can do that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, well, England was Catholic before HVIII stole all the churches and monasteries, so before we give the place back to those fictional muzzies, let's get with the Catholic reparations, buddy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (wdmm9)
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real world tony stark did well. you know before he turned 70. there were some hotties back in the day
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (V3U1L)
Good looking woman that could really hate some Jews
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (g4lFK)
Yeah. I think Cosner's Robin Hood got into her head then she got a concussion.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (suO/a)
Everything I do,
I do it all for Joo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (mbhDw)
prime breeding stock but I mus be a hick redneck cause I like muh guns
and low regulations
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (V3U1L)
HEY! No need to get all insulty.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (LiyEm)
He's my hero.
When and where did the meme get established that Christians don't like to do it?
How did the world get full of Christians anyway?
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (tRaq7)
Sorry, but that's pure fantasy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, well, England was Catholic before HVIII stole all the churches and monasteries, so before we give the place back to those fictional muzzies, let's get with the Catholic reparations, buddy.
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these treasonhawks who loves them some monotheism using this one weird trick can't be bothered to learn that muuhhhhamad is a recent invention
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Hit a curve ball?
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (g4lFK)
"We can sure as hell throw them, pal."
- - Sandy Koufax
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (7UW64)
Hey !
Posted by: Association of Celtic Priests at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Hit a curve ball?
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (g4lFK)
Hank Greenberg disagrees too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:20 PM (7UW64)
The Dissolution of the Monasteries was something ISIS would have been proud of....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (7uYFy)
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hahaha cucks
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (V3U1L)
and they seem to have that orange fake tan going these days
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (fceHP)
I like that description of PDT. "Scoundrel" is perfect.
Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (wenpG)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (eFHLc)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (cGlgB)
Bill Kristol, Blue Persuasion
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: So Obviously Obvious at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (a7ZMW)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 24, 2018 05:21 PM (cGlgB)
That would be quite the improvement. I look forward to the makeover.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)
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And he was a brazillian times funnier than Joe Besser.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:15 PM
The combination of Shemp and brazillian is not a visual I would have ever connected on my own.
I guess not looking up phrases from here on Urban Dictionary isn't enough, anymore to maintain my innocence and purity.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (V3U1L)
Is it true Q-Anon predicted the Hillary Chappaqua house fire?
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I don't know. The Q-Anon stuff used to be solely on 4 chan, but has now moved... everywhere.
BTW.. the earlier link is, I think, safe for work.
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Marie Eggles-Rathbone at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
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We're working on that story right now..
Posted by: CNN
I saw that. Thought it was satire. How stupid of me.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: Southpark at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (Vl5bQ)
Fever dreams of addled NeverTrump lunatics: Clearly there is substantial evidence of collusion between Trump, the Russians, the Jooz, the NRA, the Geddys, the Rothschilds, and the Colonel. These are very serious matters that require thorough investigation by the special counsel.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)
"Throw a touchdown pass" fits better, with Sid Luckman being the only real exception.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (08QWA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I'm going to take it you would not support an "AceWiki"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (AM1GF)
Folks, the storm is upon us...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (q+HNC)
GOPe will break ranks and cover for him, when push comes to shove.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 04:48 PM (wgLez)
Based on your nic, am I right to assume you are large, hairy, and drool a lot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (YA0uK)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (V3U1L)
Well, to be fair, it is sort of like asking a Protestant when their religion started. The discussion never goes all that far.
Someday I would love to ask a mohammedan what happened to all the folks who were around before ol' Mo made his appearance. Where were all those virgins before that? And where do they get 72 virgins for every guy, since most of the women are busy getting raped and stoned to death? And what's in it for the ladies?
But I would prefer to keep my head on my shoulders, so I don't ask.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (7UW64)
And the best part? It's not a theory.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2018 05:18 PM (tPrp3)
Hit a curve ball?
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:19 PM (g4lFK)
Hank Greenberg disagrees too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Sorano was suppose to say it. It was a sock fail.
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:26 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 24, 2018 05:26 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 04:43 PM (aC6Sd)
Rule 1 Hate the Jews
Rule 2 See Rule 1
Rule 3 See Rule 1
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:26 PM (BtQd4)
And he was a brazillian times funnier than Joe Besser.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT
Joe was OK on The Joey Bishop Show
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2018 05:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: John McCain at January 24, 2018 05:26 PM (OZmbA)
JewBots.
Shit just got real.
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 04:42 PM (HBayQ)
Golem.
Jews were on it before it was news?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (fceHP)
Besser is actually a pretty respected comic, but not as a stooge.
That was a complete misfit forced on them by the studio.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
don't care what her politics may be (I have no idea) but she's an
honorary 'ette.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (ul9CR)
What did she do?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (9nCnN)
Slow down and wait for a new thread before you start hitting on me.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (wgLez)
If Mitt Romney didn't teach them that lesson, they're too stupid for words. Romney was as squeaky clean as an adult can be. He also had an impeccable educational background. Dual JD-MBA at Harvard, so they couldn't hit him with the HURR DURR STOOPID brick they hurl at every other Republican.
The fact the left still managed to tar him as a terrible person should have given every "let's play nice with the Dems and graciously grant us an even playing field" Republican a clue.
It did not.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: JackStraw
It's good to see you be wrong about something.
Posted by: DaveA at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (HBayQ)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Landon at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 24, 2018 05:23 PM (eFHLc)
We know, Bernie, we know.
Speaking of pitchers, I just heard our dear departed Roy Halladay (non-Joo, non anti-Semitic) - was found to be a pill popper post mortem.
I feel so bad for the big dude. He probably had to double and triple up on the pills due to his size. I can see how he got into that classic need to get to sleep/gotta get up for the game cycle that did in so many high profile entertainers and athletes.
RIP Doc, we still luvz ya. Save me some bennies and greenies for when I come to join you!
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (r9UYA)
000--000
yeah, they were arab christians. But sure, let the pre-muz conquered arab worlds' acheivements be the justification for current muz cultural ascendency
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:27 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (g4lFK)
Are they all "red" states?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)
I saw some tabloid in the grocery store today that mentioned Heath Ledger had been dead for 10 years.
I hope nobody else heard me gasp. It seemed to me like that just happened a couple of summers ago. I remember being told when I was a real Boy that time speeds up as you age. Didn't know it'd be that fast, tho.
Damn...
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 04:56 PM (OZmbA)
headline there if it is the right one
Can Robots Be Jewish?
After Saudi Arabia awards citizenship to a cyborg, rabbis weigh in
By Emma Davis
tabletmag.com
lol
really?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (g4lFK)
He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (LiyEm)
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how long until he spends a million in legal fees
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:24 PM (V3U1L)
It's money he goniffed from the taxpayers so no sweat off his back. May he get a cancer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)
So, even though they're raging Lefties, they never really talk about Russia.
Posted by: Ridiculous Insinuations Bot at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (3CVYO)
Do you work in a public school?
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (LYI6q)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:29 PM (LiyEm)
He was doing Fine?! Phrasing!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)
And the best part? It's not a theory.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (H8S+R)
Half Black semi-mohammedan and half-dead white lady use White Boys Club and Foreign White Boys Club to blame Jews for American voters wanting real change.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (BtQd4)
Are they all "red" states?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)
and Israel.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)
I hope nobody else heard me gasp. It seemed to me like that just happened a couple of summers ago. I remember being told when I was a real Boy that time speeds up as you age. Didn't know it'd be that fast, tho.
Damn...
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM (tRaq7)
10 years??? 10 frigging years already?? Holy shit, I need to stop at midas. Life needs a brake job.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (aMlLZ)
As close as they ever got was King Louis who was threatening to convert to Islam because he was mad at the Pope.
He lasted about 6 weeks, IIRC.
Posted by: navybrat, covfefe bot at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (w7KSn)
Are FBI text messages "evidence" in all trials? I wouldn't think internal comms of law enforcement agencies are normally evidence.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:30 PM (Iz8Py)
Of COURSE it was RUSSIAN AGENTS (Tsarist secret police, actually) who were deep enough in the counsels of the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS to write The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Not a joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion
Posted by: SDN at January 24, 2018 05:31 PM (z3gg+)
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck > bebebebebebebeb
And Moe, Larry the cheese is a cinematic classic. It should have won best picture.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)
Yes I learned it was a compliment long ago when I moved to NYC from Louisiana. It just has the sound of a word you would use as an insult.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:31 PM (W9BSD)
Thome, Chipper and Vlad are locks, Hoffman looks lile he'll skate by, Edgar looks to be probably 10-20 votes short.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 24, 2018 05:31 PM (08QWA)
Made Hot Air palatable to the squishes at Salem for a sweet payday at the sale.
Plus Allahpundit had been trolling "true conservatives" for months by then.
Posted by: Valiant at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (3MiF8)
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let's go, joe jacoby!
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (V3U1L)
It's money he goniffed from the taxpayers so no sweat off his back. May he get a cancer.
We got this one. Cancer is working on McCain.
Posted by: AIDS at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (r9UYA)
Fever dreams of addled NeverTrump lunatics: Clearly there is substantial evidence of collusion between Trump, the Russians, the Jooz, the NRA, the Geddys, the Rothschilds, and the Colonel......
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)
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I feel sorry for the Kochs.
Outside of Bernie Sanders, everyone has forgotten them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (3403r)
Did you see the sentencing? She "signed his death warrant."
And made a moving speech to the victims. I also like that the good judge is being inundated with media appearance requests and is turning them all down because it's all about the victims.
That sick, sick fk is in for some fun times in prison. We all know what happens to child molesters, don't we.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (aC6Sd)
But... I'm not giving the country to Hillary and the progressive fascists just because we don't have a Boy Scout as (nominal) party leader, the way the wife-sharers demand we do.
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:33 PM (8rNrN)
All of the Stooges got screwed hard by the studio. They were making peanuts.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:33 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM
Well, let's just say my life was not enriched by looking up "Cleveland Steamer" on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2018 05:34 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2018 05:34 PM (IqV8l)
As if the 2008 election didn't already confirm it, this "Russia!" idiocy, in all its manifestations, is a shocking reminder of how dumbed down the country is. To include most of the "elites", who are not, in any way.
The ignorance, and malleability, of so many "educated" Americans still stun me. The practical civic IQ of the country appears to have fallen off a shelf some time in the 1990s.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2018 05:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 24, 2018 05:03 PM (3CVYO)
Sure, but who needs the hangover?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2018 05:35 PM (QE8X6)
This is where I like Shapiro, he's going out to talk to the campuses again. University of Connecticut this time.
I will admit I always liked him, but I have no idea if he is attacking us (Trump voters). I haven't been paying that much attention. He's a pretty good debater.
But if he is a hard core nevertrumper, he's got to be eating his words too now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:35 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton]/i]
Brandy was a Fine girl.
Woke up this mornin', feelin' Fine...
Posted by: Herman's Hermits at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (Iz8Py)
I guess those "prank" channels are one of the few categories of channels that is actually still monetized on YouTube these days.
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (NL6wI)
When you get like that, you need to turn off your cell phone, turn off the tv, and stay the hell away from the internet for at least a week. It'll be real nice if you can get out into the country and someplace away from people.
Remind yourself that, sadly, nothing that you can do individually at this moment is going to make the slightest bit of difference in how this is going to play out, so it's okay if you go on vacation from it for a while.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (k1TUh)
Morgan Freeman starred as such a Muslim in the 1991 documentary with Kevin Costner. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (3403r)
Easier to deny inappropriate touching when you blacked out the night before, Joe.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (QDnY+)
2018: FBI claims 10% of agents were affected by bug deleting their texts
Bug apparently only affected FBI agents
FBI forgets it affected 10% until a week after Strzok texts "vanish"
/r/The_Donald (@thedonaldreddit
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (08QWA)
Are you still here or are you back down on the bayou?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)
Lot of white space between *giving the country to Hillary* and *making enemies lists and 360-degree firing*.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (wgLez)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Monk at January 24, 2018 05:28 PM
Cathcart? He occasionally posts on the thread before the ONT that Yoko Ono's, Lena's, or Cora Segal's appearance on the ONT has been postponed.
Once in a while, his minion Major Major Major Major makes the announcement.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (ctuyM)
So, even though they're raging Lefties, they never really talk about Russia.
Posted by: Ridiculous Insinuations Bot at January 24, 2018 04:59 PM (3CVYO)
Too this day I think Romney should have walked around the podium and kicked Stephanopoulos in the nuts (Romney would have only needed to lift his foot up 6 inches) and said said George there are no Republican laws banning birth control. Those came from Deomcrats.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:37 PM (ul9CR)
Think about the delicious and brilliant nature of such a move. It's beyond brilliant.
Meanwhile, many underlings are fucked.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (q+HNC)
Dude digitally penetrated girls with parents in the room. What. The. Fuck.
Can you imagine being a mom or dad, finding out that was going on with you and the room and your precious baby was too intimidated to say anything?
That would haunt me to my grave.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (EW73Z)
But if he is a hard core nevertrumper, he's got to be eating his words too now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:35 PM (fceHP)
Not to worry. He's got Michael Medved to hug him and console him through the rough times. It'll be alright Ben, just stay the course and things will be all feelz good.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)
Yea, this truly bothers me. All the crap the media spins would not matter except for all the sheeple. It's a walking nightmare for me...watching it play out....watching people embrace their own destruction, and dragging me along with them.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (VRLL6)
I guess that's just another sneaky plot to fool the goyim!
Wake up, US Jews You can vote Dem and loudly hate on Trump all you want - and the left will still blame you for putting Trump in office.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM
Well, let's just say my life was not enriched by looking up "Cleveland Steamer" on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Just a paddle boat heading up the Ohio River.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 24, 2018 05:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:25 PM (ul9CR)
brought tears to my eyes
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (fceHP)
the group. He knew that Curly liked to spend his money on partying and women, and Larry liked to spend his at the racetrack. So, he drew up an agreement where Larry and Curly turned over a certain percentage of their salaries to him. He, in turn, invested it for them. The result was that, while Larry and Curly were not as wealthy as Moe was (he invested far more of his own money and was quite well off), he ensured that their spendthrift habits did not result in their being broke when their careers ended.
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (FJXGr)
The ignorance, and malleability, of so many "educated" Americans still stun me. The practical civic IQ of the country appears to have fallen off a shelf some time in the 1990s.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2018 05:35 PM (QDnY+)
I had an uncle who fought in the pacific in WWII. He used to say that we needed to get invaded hard and loose a few hundred thousand a month to give people "perspective" and let natural selection do its thing. I used to think he was a wee bit nuts. Now, I'm not so sure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (W9BSD)
I'm just glad justice will finally be done. The scene in the courtroom after the sentencing was truly moving. Even the prosecutor was crying!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (ul9CR)
I guess those "prank" channels are one of the few categories of channels that is actually still monetized on YouTube these days.
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (NL6wI)
Well, until a new Disney Star Wars movie comes out. what else can the youtubes bitch about. Though Prof. Puppet is funny.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (suO/a)
1. he already had the secks so he's not dick piccing teens with new found notoriety.
2. he already has da moneys so he's not screwing over Haiti to make his "charity" rich.
3. He isn't being owned by anyone and is, as it's becoming apparent, only in this to win this based on what he understands as being in USA's best interests.
4. he probably also doesn't give a shit if he is impeached because of points 1 and 2 but will fight against this because of point 3 and because HE FIGHTs
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:40 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2018 05:40 PM (EW73Z)
That said, I expected so little from him that I'm overjoyed with what he has done. Surprised doesn't cover it - as long as he wasn't Hillary I was going to be - reluctantly - satisfied.
I now find myself in the unbelievable position of defending this asshole. Recently had lunch with my oldest daughter who is hard-core NeverTrump. Politically she is almost as conservative as I am - simply despises Trump. She admits that all the things that have happened in his first year are mostly good, but refuses to credit Trump. In her mind it's all 'his staff'.
She believes Trump 'dislikes women': Nicky Haley, Sarah Saunders, and the other strong female appointees were 'forced' on him. The tax bill was flawed because the corporate cuts are 'permanent' but the individual cuts are time limited. Trump is a racist who 'pretends' to get along with minorities and it's right to end DACA and toughen immigration but Trump wants to do it because he 'hates' Hispanics.
This is a reasonably level-headed the lady who has thrived in a very competitive corporate environment but she has this "I hate Trump" view of the world.
Discombobulating it is.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (HNSlT)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (mqcyG)
***
Late to thread but the above caught my eye. Is this a joke or is this based on something real??? Citations please.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (2sCft)
Fret not, Duncanthrax, it's perfectly innocent and SFW. It's from an old joke about W.
Upon being told that there was an earthquake in South America and that Brazilians had died, he asked, "How many is a brazilian?"
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (tRaq7)
Some of the parents were in the room.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:39 PM (W9BSD)
Sorry , ? not .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (W9BSD)
True, but it's hilarious when a self-important ass like Frum goes on Reddit to do an AMA and gets torn into like Rosie O's morning shipment of doughnuts.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2018 05:32 PM (aC6Sd)
Or the first Woman Dem candidate.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (BtQd4)
i cannot follow this
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (8rNrN)
His weakness is beautiful women. If you gotta have one vice...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (RHEDC)
I actually think Trump is a boy scout BECAUSE:
1. he already had the secks so he's not dick piccing teens with new found notoriety.
2. he already has da moneys so he's not screwing over Haiti to make his "charity" rich.
3. He isn't being owned by anyone and is, as it's becoming
apparent, only in this to win this based on what he understands as being
in USA's best interests.
4. he probably also doesn't give a shit if he is impeached because
of points 1 and 2 but will fight against this because of point 3 and
because HE FIGHTs
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Yep. To all four points.
Posted by: shibumi at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (aT+Bx)
show dem feet
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (8rNrN)
Dang! He really did give a great performance as the Joker in "The Dark Knight" considering he was dead and all.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (E3rQ4)
We hate "The Man" now. We hate corporations. We don't trust the government.
And we love Israel.
The Left is The Man, now.
The Left has a Fascist relationship with corporations, today. The Left trusts the government without question, today.
And, today, the Left hates Israel.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 24, 2018 05:43 PM (Ao3oZ)
He will however lay bare all the evidence of their crimes.
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2018 05:43 PM (Vl5bQ)
Morgan Freeman starred as such a Muslim in the 1991 documentary with Kevin Costner. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Posted by: wooga
It also is proof that Robin Hood was not from England but actually from Iowa!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 05:44 PM (9kJ6O)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2018 05:44 PM (LiyEm)
I know he has a CCP.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 24, 2018 05:44 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (V3U1L)
Morgan Freeman starred as such a Muslim in the 1991 documentary with Kevin Costner. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Posted by: wooga
It also is proof that Robin Hood was not from England but actually from Iowa!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2018 05:44 PM (9kJ6O)
Full circle. Heath Ledger in A Knights Tale.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (W9BSD)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (lwiT4)
It is Trump October 2016 saying this election will determine the outcome of the free world ... speaks of all the rigged systems. Gives refreshing hope that Trump (and his large team, including some insiders imo) knew exactly the evil empire he was up against.
So hopefully they have been moving carefully to entrap the enemy, as the enemy reveals itself in efforts to take out POTUS. hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2qIXXafxCQ
Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) believes in the code at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (QQ+il)
-NY Post
What next Chuck?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)
They HATE you.
They hate your family
They hate you and your spouse that raise kids
They hate your small business
They hate your house
They really hate your church
They extra hate you that you voted for Trump
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: cccp3-0 at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (cybmZ)
Not to be argumentative Chavez, but not only is she NOT anywheres near the smartest woman, maybe the most dishonest and scheming and conniving and immoral.
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (m7L3d)
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Lately I've had some numbness in my feet from pinched nerves in my back. I thought maybe that's similar to a rootless feeling. Something something tumbling tumbleweeds...
Or is it tunneling tumbleweeds? Subversive, disloyal tunneling tumbleweeds.
Glenn Simpson makes Alex Jones look sensible What a fucking pathological liar. He's just raving now, floating outside his own body and watching himself lie.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2018 05:46 PM (hXEWu)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 24, 2018 05:46 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2018 05:46 PM (iv0p7)
I remember when my hippy friends had the bumper sticker "Question Authority". Now these are the same people that ask me to trust the government controlling every facet of my life.
It wasn't that long ago. What happened? What replaced the cynicism? Is this just because they need something to fill the void that religion or some kind of hobby might fill?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 24, 2018 05:47 PM (RHEDC)
i cannot follow this
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2018 05:42 PM (8rNrN)
Three Stooges, not the limp wristed faggot.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 05:47 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: cccp3-0 at January 24, 2018 05:47 PM (cybmZ)
Were there 12 Liars Leaping ?
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2018 05:47 PM (m7L3d)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (mqcyG)
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Late to thread but the above caught my eye. Is this a joke or is this based on something real??? Citations please."
Apparently someone named "Q-Anon" posted this to Reddit without substantiation.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 24, 2018 05:48 PM (398bZ)
>>501 I had kind of a crush on Larry.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 24, 2018 05:45 PM (lwiT4)
How YOU Doin' ?
Posted by: Bald 60-yr-old Guy at January 24, 2018 05:48 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:48 PM (BtQd4)
I had to go pinch a loaf, ok?
Posted by: John Podesta at January 24, 2018 05:49 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: barbarausa at January 24, 2018 05:49 PM (ru28e)
140 Obama has retained counsel. Shit meet fan!
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 24, 2018 04:53 PM (mqcyG)
***
Late to thread but the above caught my eye. Is this a joke or is this based on something real??? Citations please.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 24, 2018 05:41 PM (2sCft)
https://tinyurl.com/y7qyrwl5
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 24, 2018 05:49 PM (mqcyG)
and as stated above: 'Chabad?, CHABAD???'
if you are going to pick a jew group for the russia conspiracy
that is the wring one to choose.
Posted by: seaRpea at January 24, 2018 05:49 PM (fY6Ug)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 24, 2018 05:49 PM (RHEDC)
It is ground hoggin
I am sitting on a cigar here
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2018 05:50 PM (BtQd4)
Not to be critical, but I don't get that. Especially after he won the nomination, there was no decision to be made. It was either four more years of SCOAMFinessism (which both he and she touted as one of the reasons to voter for her) or start getting things turned around so at least we could go back to men and women using separate bathrooms again.
I'm so glad we have PDT even though he wasn't my first pick, Cruz was. I've been very pleasantly surprised at the things he's accomplished in his first year.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 24, 2018 05:51 PM (tRaq7)
Now that they are the authority (and thought it would be so forever), NO ONE is to question
Posted by: barbarausa at January 24, 2018 05:51 PM (ru28e)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 24, 2018 05:51 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: Herman's Hermits at January 24, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
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I didn't wake up this morning...
Posted by: Dead Blues Singer at January 24, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2018 05:51 PM (gbWkA)
3. He isn't being owned by anyone"
That is the only reason needed. He's historically exceptional. There's not another American politician I can think of who can do what Trump can do; who is so zoned in to the American psyche with the bruises to prove it; who has the necessary cocksure attitude to screw with the MFM and his antagonists; who triumphed because he was like no other at a time when no other would do. I don't know if it was divine intervention, but something gave us the Boy Scout we desperately needed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 24, 2018 05:53 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2018 05:56 PM (m7L3d)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2018 05:09 PM (Iz8Py)
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Funnelvision
Posted by: MAGA at January 24, 2018 05:59 PM (LnOh3)
Instead went to Red State Watcher and stuck with Ace...even though you guys had occasional eye roll moments. It was nothing as outlandish as I what I saw on Hot Air Red State...
Posted by: K-E at January 24, 2018 05:59 PM (+YhMV)
That is the only reason needed. He's historically exceptional.
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I mean, obviously, I'd like him to sound more coherent than zoolander but I've taken it to mean that he's just trying not to mispeak by being very fucking vague when speaking off the cuff.
but really, normals should be coming around on him.
of course, maybe normals only consume fake news which would have you believe:
1. nazi
2. collusuding
3. stupid, lazy, old
4. obama's recovery summer finally arrived
5. muh polar baars
6. what ever else SNL will say this weekend
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 24, 2018 05:59 PM (V3U1L)
So many people have a visceral dislike of him, even those that have come to appreciate him.
I first started watching him during his campaign. Maybe he did things before that on his reality shows that were horrible, but ... he just impacts me neutrally. There's nothing about his mannerisms per se that I find objectionable. Seems a good guy. There's a mystery here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 24, 2018 05:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel
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The analogy that I use is that of being aboard a train, and moving up and down the aisles shouting "Stop, stop! The bridge is out!", all the while the other passengers are encouraging the engineer and stoker to keep firing the engine.
This is akin to Wm. F. Buckley's comment that the conservative's job is to stand athwart history shouting "Stop! Stop!".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc at January 24, 2018 06:00 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at January 24, 2018 06:00 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ron n. at January 24, 2018 06:04 PM (MBrFx)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 24, 2018 06:10 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: USNtakim
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Wait...you're asking morons for information?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc at January 24, 2018 06:10 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 24, 2018 06:48 PM (4IjGx)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2018 06:51 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: WontSubmit at January 24, 2018 07:04 PM (122Gu)
Posted by: Rick554 at January 24, 2018 07:12 PM (RizLv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 07:21 PM (5nE4Y)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 07:26 PM (5nE4Y)
"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks your an asshole."
And as I told my Jew for Jesus friend (half jokingly) "give back your bar mitzvah money!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2018 04:57 PM (mbhDw)
Where did you see that sticker, on the back of a Joo Canoe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian channeling Drew Hastings at January 24, 2018 07:38 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 07:38 PM (5nE4Y)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 07:42 PM (5nE4Y)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 07:59 PM (5nE4Y)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 08:08 PM (5nE4Y)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at January 24, 2018 08:31 PM (K4qvO)
Perhaps, we could have the Von Trapp family sing .. Edelweiss
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 24, 2018 08:33 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 24, 2018 09:51 PM (5nE4Y)
:::sets out cuck sensors:::
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