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Comey Buddy Who Leaked Confidential FBI Documents to the Press Now Claims He's Comey's Attorney

I suppose this means he'll invoke attorney-client privilege to hide Comey's misdeeds -- as well as his own.

After all, it's not just illegal for Comey to leak confidential papers -- it's usually illegal for any non-authorized person to possess them or transmit them.

The Federalist called Richman about this matter, and heard the surprise news that now Richman was, allegedly Comey's attorney.

Or "attorney," anyway.

"If it's true that Professor Richman had four of the seven memos, then in light of the fact that four of the seven memos the Committee reviewed are classified, it would appear that at least one memo the former FBI director gave Professor Richman contained classified information," [Senator and RUSSIAN BOT Chuck] Grassley noted in the letter.

Reached by phone on Tuesday, Richman refused to say when his legal representation of Comey began or whether he was personally representing Comey when the former FBI director testified before Congress in June 2017 about his deliberate leaking of the FBI records. The specific timing of the attorney-client relationship is important, because it may shield conversations between Comey and Richman regarding the coordinated leak of FBI records to the media from law enforcement scrutiny. Richman’s legal work on behalf of Comey was not known before today, as Comey testified before Congress in 2017 that Richman was merely a friend.

Additional reporting provided by four RUSSIAN BOTS.

BTW: Please alert Super RUSSIAN BOT Fighter Allahpundit that he spread, get this, #FakeNews.



oh no -- wait -- what if --

WHAT IF Twitter itself is now just RUSSIAN BOTS??!!!

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




Comments

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1 Lamp posts. Rope. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 23, 2018 07:26 PM (WQ3tJ)

2 Again

Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 07:26 PM (2cuLk)

3 Oh. And first!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 23, 2018 07:27 PM (WQ3tJ)

4 Ace, you sound like you think it's a bad thing that Comey will now be claiming attorney-client privilege.

You're dumb. And racist.

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at January 23, 2018 07:27 PM (9vQJW)

5 Ahhh, a conspiracy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2018 07:27 PM (Eu5eZ)

6 Anyone seen me?

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 07:27 PM (QtZt5)

7 I feel I am missing something with the Russian bot meme..are we all living in a russian bot matrix now?

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (a0IVu)

8 Just when you think it can't get any better wallah it happens. Grab some popcorn lets have some fun.

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (sn3IH)

9 This looks like critical mass.

Posted by: Bobby Openheimer at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (XncsH)

10 Also, I'm his gay polygamous wife.

Yeah.

I'm his wife too.

Posted by: Comey's Buddy/Attorney at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (aT+Bx)

11 All Programming is now ours Kamerad.

Posted by: 3CP 1 cpu at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

12 When was the fucking engagement paperwork signed? Privilege is not retroactive. Is it?

Posted by: itsatax at January 23, 2018 07:28 PM (/1c+O)

13 They are everywhere. Sonobi's not Dead! He's just hiding behind the Blog!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:29 PM (sZJfc)

14 I think we need a huge, "I am not a bot. Release the memo. Clean the swamp" march on Washington.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:29 PM (8+Ozj)

15 They're also getting married!!!


(because spouses can't be forced to testify against each other)

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:29 PM (6DDWJ)

16 NEW w/@oneunderscore: According to a source, Twitter's preliminary analysis on #ReleaseTheMemo finds it's being pushed by Americans, not Russia.
---
HAH! We are GREATEST!

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

17 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

18 I don't see how this gets either of them off the hook.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (WbIyz)

19 Mueller is going after Trump for obstruction of justice for firing Comey.
That is the entire game.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

20 Me thinks these GOPE congress critters need to release proof or get off of me. At this point they're no better than Mueller

Posted by: The pot at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (QtZt5)

21 Compared to what infests DC now, I would welcome Russian Robot Overlords.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (Xq/2B)

22 Lamp posts. Rope. Some assembly required.


I don't think you're going to need $15 an hour to get people to do that work.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

23 Arrest the law Prof / Lawyer.

He was in posession of Classified info.

That's a Felony.

Bye Bye Law License.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (M5b9O)

24 Also OT:

I hope the secret society had hats

http://natpal.deviantart.com/art/Grand-Poobah-39979836

Posted by: 3CP 1 cpu at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (FhXTo)

25 So Romney was right? We do have to fear the Russians?

OMG

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (GroCc)

26 14 I think we need a huge, "I am not a bot. Release the memo. Clean the swamp" march on Washington.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:29 PM (8+Ozj)

That is just the kind of loose and dangerous talk we would expect from FenelonBot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (sZJfc)

27 Anyone seen me?
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 07:27 PM (QtZt5)
---
HAH. Keeping eye on you.

Posted by: Russian Bots for FBI at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

28 It's true.

All my comments on this blog since 2004 are privileged.

I am Ace's attorney. With RUSSIAN BOT tendencies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (tzSlh)

29 Uh..... so when do Lawyers get a pass on National Security Laws?

If he had no clearance, it does not matter if he was a Lawyer or not...

This special privilege for special people has really got to stop...

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

30 Russian Bots Last All Summer Long



I love this nic and loved the short story, old timer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (WbIyz)

31 Barry Hussein Obama has been strangely silent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

32 Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

Fortunately, Trump won't take that lying down that indeed is the plan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (8+Ozj)

33 >> Mueller is going after Trump for obstruction of justice for firing Comey.
That is the entire game.


So, he is jerking off in the wind.

It's to be a smear campaign rather than a matter of Law.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (M5b9O)

34 There is nothing our legal system can do that will be able to touch any of these people. Minor disposable pawns paid to take a fall, maybe. The big cats, no. As Limbaugh says, "You know it. I know it."

Posted by: doomed at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (UW4Uc)

35 So you can give classified shit to your lawyer?

If he's his lawyer, where are the bills?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

36 I'm shocked, Shocked! to hear of corruption in the FBI!

Posted by: Bored383 at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (70HTk)

37 >>>>>Reached by phone on Tuesday, Richman refused to say when his legal
representation of Comey began or whether he was personally representing
Comey when the former FBI director testified before Congress in June
2017 about his deliberate leaking of the FBI records.
.
.
.If he was representing comey during his Congressional testimony, one would think he would maybe have actually made an appearance with comey there.

People are starting to panic. Strozk just lawyered up with weinsteins $700 an hour criminal defense attorney and you can bet he is not paying that tab himself.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (+Dllb)

38 And I don't think attorney/client privilege extends to stuff that you don't have a clearance for. Just sayin'....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (tzSlh)

39 kind of a weak play on Richan's part, como se dice desperate?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (MTjB1)

40 19 Mueller is going after Trump for obstruction of justice for firing Comey.
That is the entire game.
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

Obstructing justice for what underlying Crime?

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

41 I'm going to get *First* on the ONT and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

BTW... Didn't Spencer Ackerman cry because Eric Cartman put pubes in his chili?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (Ckg4U)

42 ''Barry Hussein Obama has been strangely silent. ''

Where is the God Emperor by the way?

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (jm1YL)

43
remember "Recovery Summer?"

get ready for RECKONING SUMMER

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (ERLX0)

44 Daily Beast puts "Republicans" in headline, then "Americans" in the sub-head.

So, Republicans = Americans to the Daily Beast. I wonder who they think Dems are synonymous with. Eloi?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (EzdLW)

45 what are the odds that they're both in The Sekrit Sucksiety?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (hMwEB)

46 Oh... The Cobs can stop me... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (Ckg4U)

47 So this is the scene where 'Saul Goodman', having been kidnapped, demands that Walter and Jesse hand over a dollar. Because, once he's been Paid, he can now legally be their attorney.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (99cKh)

48 People are starting to panic. Strozk just lawyered up with weinsteins
$700 an hour criminal defense attorney and you can bet he is not paying
that tab himself.


One wonders how many buffers there are between him and O.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

49 Pretty sure attorney client privilege doesn't keep an attorney from being charged with a crime for leaking classified documents.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (dDMQ9)

50 So you can give classified shit to your lawyer?


Hillary did.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (GroCc)

51 I just sent the payment for my Russian Mail-Order Bride Bot.

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (EzdLW)

52 Isn't there some legal principle-thingie called "piercing the veil" or some such thing that basically voids the whole attorney-client privilege deelybob?

Anyone with actual lawyer-type knowledge out there?

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (s5o+q)

53 Forget it Ace, We're all Allahbarro Joshpundit now.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (yXU4O)

54 Man they are digging a deeper and deeper hole with these attempts at obstructing the investigatiors . So deep that we may not be able to get to them to prosecute and will only have to be satisfied with not ever seeing them again in power.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

55 COVFEFE

Posted by: COVFEFE at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (9XizI)

56 Our government is entirely corrupt.

Let me know when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (EoRCO)

57 Anything I don't like is Russian Bots.

Anything I do like is earnest, heartfelt outpourings from right-thinking decent people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

58 Damn it! I got willowed!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (rdl6o)

59


THIS IS JUST WHAT RUSSIA WANTS US TO THINK, TO KEEP US OFF THEIR TRAILS!!!

IT'S NOT THE MUSLIMS ITS THE RUSSAINS
!!!!

!!!!

!!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (AASEZ)

60 Just when you think it can't get any better wallah it happens.

Ma sha'llah . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (99cKh)

61 Are you sure they are not Russian bots?

Check again. We'll wait.

Posted by: Society of the Secret Sauce at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (vDqXW)

62 So, Republicans = Americans to the Daily Beast. I wonder who they think Dems are synonymous with. Eloi?
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (EzdLW)

You know, the more I think about the metaphor- the dems are the Morlocks. They live underground. They have bad skin. They grunt and moan. They live only on others, literally. They are afraid of the light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (sZJfc)

63 So was it okay that DOJ was tapping Comey's conversations with his Leaker? Two can play this game.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (vV/gB)

64 In Russia, attorney retains you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov BOT at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (EzdLW)

65 Somewhere, in the basement of a home in DC, Valerie Jarrett waits. Obama kneels at her side, awaiting his next assignment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

66 "So this is the scene where 'Saul Goodman', having been kidnapped, demands that Walter and Jesse hand over a dollar. Because, once he's been Paid, he can now legally be their attorney."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (99cKh)

*HAH!*

That is exactly what this sounds like! LMFAO!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

67 >> Pretty sure attorney client privilege doesn't keep an attorney from being charged with a crime for leaking classified documents.



Nobody is allowed to have posession of them outside of a pre-approved secure setting. Of which I gather there are several tiers.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (M5b9O)

68 49 Pretty sure attorney client privilege doesn't keep an attorney from being charged with a crime for leaking classified documents.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2018 07:33 PM (dDMQ9)

Nor the client either...

If the attorney has no clearance, you need special permission to show them any classified documents... even if its for your own defense in a court case.

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

69 That is just the kind of loose and dangerous talk we would expect from FenelonBot.

"Bot" sounds sort of sexy, as if I was born in Russia, am 29, 5'10 and with measurements of 36-24-36 and loose and dangerous. I've always said acting is a healthy way to get rid of your shadow side. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

70 Damn it! I got willowed!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (rdl6o)
---
Your clothes fell off from vodka?

Posted by: Society of the Secret Sauce at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

71 ''Barry Hussein Obama has been strangely silent.''

He's just taking notes for his long-awaited Harvard Review debut.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (tzSlh)

72

btw, Sarah Sanders gets better and better every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (ERLX0)

73 Has Comey tweeted any Scripture today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

74 Mr. Comey, what did you know about the RUSSIAN BOTS and when did you know it?

Posted by: The Special BOT Prosecutor at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

75 >>Isn't there some legal principle-thingie called "piercing the veil"


Something tells me Urban Dictionary is gonna have a definition for you.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (M5b9O)

76 I mean, given Twitter's awful financial performance, it's possible Skynet scraped together a few nickels and decided on a vanity purchase.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (jRA31)

77 Obstructing justice for what underlying Crime?
Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)


Why, beating Hillary in the election, of course!

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (s5o+q)

78 These guys aren't even good at what they try to do. In light of some of the others...Brennan, Clapper...do we have any spies that are still living?

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (0+nbW)

79 Going after one of Salon's Top 25 Conservatives pretty hard there Ace, ain't ya.

Posted by: Shtetl G at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (pUUXp)

80 Hysterical pants-wetting nonsense from RUSSIAN BOTS and crazy conservative conspiracy theorists. Ignore your lying eyes and ears, and go bowling.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

81 So you can give classified shit to your lawyer?


Hillary did.


She had Huma's maid gathering classified document off of the fax machine! Didn't matte one damn bit.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (rdl6o)

82 Verr is Moose and Sqwuirrel???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (PZecr)

83
Tired of Russian Bots. Looking for FemBots with 38 caliber nipples.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (OZmbA)

84 Somewhere, in the basement of a home in DC, Valerie Jarrett waits. Obama kneels at her side, awaiting his next assignment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
---
You must be joking. He's in the gimp trunk.

Posted by: Society of the Secret Sauce at January 23, 2018 07:36 PM (vDqXW)

85 it's turning out to be lawyers

all the way down

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (c2m/9)

86 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

No; I don't think so, but several people on here have been fun pretending to be him doing so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (8+Ozj)

87 Wait a second.

If Ace is really a Russian Bot, and I blog for Ace, then I am really just a Russian Bot's Bot.

And any criminal attorneys out there? I assume that there has to be some verifiable attorney-client relationship for that claim to hold up in court.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (wYseH)

88 Richman and Comey should marry each other to make the defense IRON FUCKIN' CLAD!

Posted by: so *not* a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (ErUT3)

89 "Bot" sounds sort of sexy, as if I was born in Russia, am 29, 5'10 and with measurements of 36-24-36 and loose and dangerous. I've always said acting is a healthy way to get rid of your shadow side. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

Wait, Fenelon is Anna Chapman?

Holy Crow!?!

*thinks for a minute*

How's it going?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (sZJfc)

90 I LIKE BIG BOTS, CANNOT LIE.

Posted by: MC Hammer and Sickle at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

91 He married Comey so he couldn't testify against him.

Might their love remain strong.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (Ckg4U)

92 Being an attorney for someone offers no protection from mishandling classified documents. Throw the book at these turds.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (hUqh+)

93
DOES YOUR RUSSIAN BOT URINATE FREQUENTLY?

DOES YOUR RUSSIAN BOT LACK ENERGY?

Posted by: annoying tv commercial at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (ERLX0)

94 If the attorney has no clearance, you need special permission to show them any classified documents... even if its for your own defense in a court case.

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (NgKpN)


Believe me, if you were not of the nomenklatura, your ass would already be in a sub-basement in Leavenworth for less than this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (gwPgz)

95 Give me a dollar, Comey.
Now we've got client-attorney privilege.

Posted by: saul goodman, esq. at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (ewxPW)

96 I like BIG BOTS and I cannot lie

Posted by: Sir Mixup-a-lot at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (vDqXW)

97 ''You must be joking. He's in the gimp trunk.''

Ok I just spattered cottage cheese and applesauce all over the new IPad

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

98 Oh FFS.

Richman: Just the tip, Jim. I promise.

Comey: Hummmph!

Richman: This privilege is your initiation into our little secret "club."

Comey: Hummmph!

Richman: For as far back as we need to go, my friend.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (bJ0w+)

99 You kidding me with this bullshit ?

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (4upo5)

100 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (sZJfc)

Well, truthfully....I have similiar hair color.. that's it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (8+Ozj)

101 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (wYseH)
--------
You mean the Bot Bot defense? Sure - it's legit.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

102 Attorney/client privilege. The mob works for the American taxpayer.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 07:38 PM (nisXv)

103 @90 Threadwinner

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (jHrzU)

104
Russians grow their bots in Botswana.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (ERLX0)

105 I LIKE BIG BOTS, CANNOT LIE."
-Posted by: MC Hammer and Sickle at January 23, 2018 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

Okay. That's funny.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (Ckg4U)

106 Oh, it was Hillary's maid, Marina Santos! FAKE COMMENT.

This.is.CPF.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (rdl6o)

107 WHAT IF Twitter itself is now just RUSSIAN BOTS??!!!

So, we now have the real story of why Anthony Noto is stepping down as Twitter COO. I knee that SoFi story was just cover

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (FzQDQ)

108 70 Damn it! I got willowed!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (rdl6o)
---
Your clothes fell off from vodka?
Posted by: Society of the Secret Sauce at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)
++++
Never, never, reveal your secrets to the Horde.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (2sCft)

109 This is unbelievable. Truly. They don't even care that we know they're crooked. They have all the right people in their pocket. And do you know what's worse? The fuckweasels that shrug because it's not their ox being gored. Fuck the left, the media, (redundant I know) Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (tPrp3)

110 I wonder what TuCa will talk about tonight? We already know Hannity's hair will be on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

111
She had Huma's maid gathering classified document off of the fax machine! Didn't matte one damn bit.


Yes, but this investigation is investigating that investigation.

Posted by: MC Hammer and Sickle at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

112 Who you gonna believe? Us or the Russian bots.

Posted by: Einstein Feinstein, Adam Schiff, and the Speaking-Truth-to-Power Media at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (+y/Ru)

113 We need to make up a custom t-shirt emblazoned with "#RussianBot" and a large arrow pointing upward or something to that effect but more clever. It is imperative that shit like this be mocked mercilessly.

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (NL6wI)

114 How will Comey like the Flynn treatment? Bankrupted and completely hated by, well, everyone. Hillary hates him, Obama hates him, Manhattan Media hates him and maybe Trump thinks he's creepy. That's a lot hate and creepy. Oh, Martha Stewart hates him, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (vV/gB)

115 Mother -- May I Sleep with Russian Bots?

Posted by: Oxygen at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (+lOpA)

116


MOVIES ALWAYS TOLD US IT WAS THE RUSSIANS AND IT IS!!! ITS RUSSIANS WHO FLEW PLANES INTO 911!!!! MUSAIMS ARE INOOCENT. WE KNOW THIS!!!!

RUSSIANS DID IT WITH TRUMP!!! CULLUTION!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (AASEZ)

117 Why didn't I have 50 more bots, you might ask?

Posted by: Hillary! at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (EzdLW)

118 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

119 THE BOTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE COUNTRY!!!!

Posted by: Twitter at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (s5o+q)

120
Just a coincidence that all those "russian bots" happened to echo the rantings and ravings of the far left wing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (ERLX0)

121 OK, I have a name for this Russian Bot:

Ilya Sonofabitch.

He looks and acts just like Robot from Lost in Space except he's painted flat black. But other than that, he's identical.

And he's digitally fecund.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (tRaq7)

122 For any who forgot the hot as f... evil and despicable spy:

Anna Chapman
https://tinyurl.com/yc5xcuko

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (sZJfc)

123 52 Isn't there some legal principle-thingie called "piercing the veil" or some such thing that basically voids the whole attorney-client privilege deelybob?

Anyone with actual lawyer-type knowledge out there?
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (s5o+q)

No. Piercing the veil refers to breaking through the liability protections for individuals normally provided by a corporate entity. There is a crime/fraud exception to the attorney client privilege, which is basically as it sounds - privilege does not apply to communications made for the purpose of committing or covering up crime or fraud.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

124 That was Sir-Mix-a-Lot, not MC Hammer.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (rdl6o)

125 Has Comey tweeted any Scripture today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)


Shakespeare...according a horde poster.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (k2yk7)

126 Mail Order Russian Bride Bot?

"Stella dear..."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (Xq/2B)

127 I got your RUSSIAN BOT right here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (gwPgz)

128


JOE SCARLBORO PUT OUT A SONG THAT IS JUST LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON NOW!!!

ITS AS BAD AS TIANMEN IN CHINA! THEYRE ARE TANKS IN THE STREETS! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!

RUASSAIN BOTS ARE!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (AASEZ)

129 We need to make up a custom t-shirt emblazoned with "#RussianBot" and a large arrow pointing upward or something to that effect but more clever. It is imperative that shit like this be mocked mercilessly.
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 07:39 PM (NL6wI)


Arrow pointing downward, perhaps.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (s5o+q)

130 To recap:

You can't see the fire because we're on IFR from all the smoke, the oxygen masks have dropped from the ceiling, and the outside hull temperature is 400F.

RELEASE. THE. MEMO.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (tzSlh)

131 We have $10T of Obama Debt to pay off so lets start with the FBI budget and then move onto CIA.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (vV/gB)

132 118 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)
+++
The Bushes. Skull and Bone written all over it, Baby!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (2sCft)

133 I wonder what TuCa will talk about tonight? We already know Hannity's hair will be on fire.

No, not The Hair!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

134 How will Comey like the Flynn treatment? Bankrupted and completely hated by, well, everyone. Hillary hates him, Obama hates him, Manhattan Media hates him and maybe Trump thinks he's creepy. That's a lot hate and creepy. Oh, Martha Stewart hates him, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (vV/gB)

I hate that bastard too. You should see what he did to me. Disgusting.

Posted by: Oval Office Drapes at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (EoRCO)

135 "Prick us do we not bleed?"

Stay still Comey, let's find out.

"I'd pay good money for him to shut up."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (Xq/2B)

136 I want to believe

Posted by: Fox Mulder at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (4upo5)

137 >>>Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)<<<

Unpossible. Bots are high energy.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (6DDWJ)

138 No. Piercing the veil refers to breaking through the liability protections for individuals normally provided by a corporate entity. There is a crime/fraud exception to the attorney client privilege, which is basically as it sounds - privilege does not apply to communications made for the purpose of committing or covering up crime or fraud.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (NWiLs)


See, that's what I get for not reading enough mystery-thriller-lawyering novels.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (s5o+q)

139 That was Sir-Mix-a-Lot, not MC Hammer.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (rdl6o)

Nobody likes a comedy pedant, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (tzSlh)

140 In Soviet Russia, bride bot you!

Posted by: Johnny at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (kUotE)

141 135 "Prick us do we not bleed?"

Stay still Comey, let's find out.

"I'd pay good money for him to shut up."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM (Xq/2B)

Star Trek VI ref, nice!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (sZJfc)

142

Big bot [bugs] are a delicious, street vendor, late night, sober up source of protein and vitamins. Or so I have been told by a guy I knew who had been to Thailand.

He also told me of the screaming purple oh nos.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (GroCc)

143 privilege does not apply to communications made for the purpose of committing or covering up crime or fraud.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

How about privilege for communication that is in and of itself illegal?

Communicating secret information for instance?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (wYseH)

144 JOE SCARLBORO PUT OUT A SONG THAT IS JUST LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON NOW!!!

ITS AS BAD AS TIANMEN IN CHINA! THEYRE ARE TANKS IN THE STREETS! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!

RUASSAIN BOTS ARE!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (AASEZ)
---
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IN ALL-CAPS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (vDqXW)

145 122 For any who forgot the hot as f... evil and despicable spy:

Anna Chapman
https://tinyurl.com/yc5xcuko
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (sZJfc)

I'd reveal my secrets to her anytime.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)

146 Two quotes come to mind:

Shakespeare had it right, way long time ago:
'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers'.
~ Henry VI, Part 2
and
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" ~ Juvenal

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (gwPgz)

147 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

That would require a heretofore undemonstrated competence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

148 Is the attorney a drapery molester too?

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (S7fGm)

149
Has Comey tweeted any Scripture today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

Shakespeare...according a horde poster.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (k2yk7)


Was it "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" from Henry SOME ROMAN NUMERAL ?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

150 Launch the RUSSIAN BOT probe, Mr. Chekov!

Posted by: Sulu at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

151 I think they're calling those of us who talk about the fake Fusion GPS file they wrote to try to destroy Trump Russian bots.

just like they are trying to say Retroactively that those of us conservatives on FB before the election posting various Wikileaks and Breitbart links were paid by the Russians.

They're liars. I'm fit to be tied.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (c2m/9)

152 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

Uh, no.

Anyone that is still wondering why their television ads nd billboards didn't work is incapable of coming up with a conspiracy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (tzSlh)

153 Nobody likes a comedy pedant, man.

Sorry, I'm on hydrocodone due to rehab from knee surgery. I was gonna have a beer, but I'm buzzed enough.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (rdl6o)

154 Aestius, thinking of watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan tonight.

Of Comey, "he tasks me!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (Xq/2B)

155
Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

That would require a heretofore undemonstrated competence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)


And high energy.

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (EzdLW)

156 DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK, TRUST ME:
https://tinyurl.com/ybaglt88

I did not know who Tess Holiday was...

Now, I know waaayyyy too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (sZJfc)

157 They are everywhere. Sonobi's not Dead! He's just hiding behind the Blog!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There are no russian bots: there is only The Great, All Knowing Sonobi.

Posted by: pogomip at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (nhl9J)

158 >>>I'm fit to be tied.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (c2m/9)<<<

**sproingggg**

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (6DDWJ)

159 ALL MEMES ARE CREATED BY SLAVATRONIK NAL9000 BOT MATRIX PRINTERS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (MHUX5)

160 IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I FOOLED YOU!

Posted by: BOT RUSSIANBURGER at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (vDqXW)

161
Sorry, I'm on hydrocodone due to rehab from knee surgery. I was gonna have a beer, but I'm buzzed enough.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (rdl6o)


Mind sharing some hydrocodone with willow?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

162 118 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)


I don't think he's that smart.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

163 Well slap my ass and call me Shirley! What'll that asshole Comey think of next?

Hilarity will ensure.

Posted by: mpfs at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (bVwOr)

164 That would require a heretofore undemonstrated competence.

And high energy. Not a Bush characteristic.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (rdl6o)

165 Did anyone ever see that movie scene where a guy had a bump on his arm, and the doctor went to lance it and clean it, and when he did hundreds and hundreds of black spiders came pouring out?

That's what this reminds me of. The boil has been lanced and now puss and all sorts of crap is coming out.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (k2yk7)

166 Sorry, I'm on hydrocodone due to rehab from knee surgery. I was gonna have a beer, but I'm buzzed enough.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (rdl6o)


Please, do not mix alcohol with that shit!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (gwPgz)

167 Jeb! had motive!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (Sfs6o)

168 >>I wonder what TuCa will talk about tonight? We already know Hannity's hair will be on fire.

Hard as it is for me to believe I am saying this, Hannity deserves some award for his part in all of this. He has provided the best coverage on all of this for months now by far.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

169 154 Aestius, thinking of watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan tonight.

Of Comey, "he tasks me!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:45 PM (Xq/2B)

Lol. Trump's and Shatner's hair in that one are not too far off.

Trump: "I don't like to lose." *bites an apple*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (sZJfc)

170 Warned me. Had to touch the stove.

Don't touch the stove, kids.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (4upo5)

171 So what happens if Mueller does go after Trump for obstruction of justice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (8+Ozj)

172 I AM BOTTTTTTTTT

No... Just ignore the Man behind the curtain....

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

173 "Nobody likes a comedy pedant, man."
-Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (tzSlh)

I wish I could say that "I hadn't noticed", but...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

174 MOAR BOTS

Posted by: Indian Raid Leader at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (kUotE)

175
Do Russian bots wear ushankas?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (lKyWE)

176 That was a response to 156

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (4upo5)

177 Hard as it is for me to believe I am saying this, Hannity deserves some award for his part in all of this. He has provided the best coverage on all of this for months now by far.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
---
Someday, he can take that much-needed breath.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (vDqXW)

178 Mind sharing some hydrocodone with willow?

In case you didn't know, I'm not in any of the protected classes, so I'd be prosecuted for distribution.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (rdl6o)

179 Trump, "we tried it once your way Schumer. Care for a rematch?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (Xq/2B)

180 "DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!"

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (tRaq7)

181 145 122 For any who forgot the hot as f... evil and despicable spy:

Anna Chapman
https://tinyurl.com/yc5xcuko
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:41 PM (sZJfc)

I'd reveal my secrets to her anytime.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)

Wouldn't you prefer to see her get Victoria's secrets?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (T+L0u)

182 Message in a BOTtle

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (4upo5)

183 Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

146

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (gwPgz)

184
Rosemary Woods had more credible excuses than these jokers. And more shame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (55uoD)

185 "Please, do not mix alcohol with that shit!"
-Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (gwPgz)

*^THIS!^*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (Ckg4U)

186 175. They dream of electric samovars.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:48 PM (MHUX5)

187 Client privilege worked for Debbie Whatswithherhair's IT guy and all of Hillary's cronies were all each others clients

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (aC6Sd)

188 Jeb! had motive!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:46 PM (Sfs6o)

Don't forget elder Bush was former CIA director and GWB was responsible for consolidating all the security apparatus under DHS.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (2sCft)

189 And the really funny thing is, technically I am the closest thing to a 'bot on this site.

Created by Shirow-sama, so a Japanese android neko-grrl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (Xq/2B)

190 So who has power to start passing out immunity deals (for free) like they did when Comey was faux-investigating Hillary?

Napaltano knew of the slime back in March '17 (willowed) and got suspended for claiming he had sources, saying Obama used the Brits to spy on Trump (so could shrug off 'are you spying on Americans?').

The judge was right, it seems. I'm not sure who had it first, but there has been a lot of "chatter" in many places for a long time .. back to 2015 maybe.
www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/03/16/andrew-napolitano-did-obama-spy-on-trump.html

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (bT8Z4)

191 171 So what happens if Mueller does go after Trump for obstruction of justice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (8+Ozj)

So, to recap.. Comey broke the law in order to get a Special Prosecutor in place, to investigate something that is not even a crime...

But somehow that will be obstruction of Justice because the President fired Comey, for not doing his job? Something perfectly legal and hell... even part of the President's Job as Chief Executive...

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

192 So what happens if Mueller does go after Trump for obstruction of justice?

No way. A. He would never win a criminal case; B. No way it makes it through impeachment; and, C. All that other shit lurking out there.

We need a second special prosecutor with discretion to investigate the first special prosecutor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:49 PM (tzSlh)

193 How about privilege for communication that is in and of itself illegal?

Communicating secret information for instance?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:43 PM (wYseH)

That the communication itself is a crime? I've never had that scenario posed to me before so I can't be certain. But if I was a prosecutor I would certainly make the argument that the exception applies since the putative client in this case was by virtue of the communication not only attempting to enlist the attorney in the commission of a crime, but committing a crime by the mere fact of making the communication. Like if he solicited his attorney to go kill someone.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

194 Hard as it is for me to believe I am saying this, Hannity deserves some award for his part in all of this. He has provided the best coverage on all of this for months now by far.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

Can barely watch him, but Hannity definitely get some kudos.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

195 When decrepit GHWB dies, the last of the Bush family competence goes with him.

Jeb involved? With the dealing and media, maybe. Actual intrigue? Never in a million years. Too worthless for important roles, too famous to be expendable.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (jRA31)

196 Please, do not mix alcohol with that shit!

It's not like I'm taking a handful of them. Besides, I'm in bed right now and not inclined to get up.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (rdl6o)

197
I'm looking for some more ladies for the class I'm going to be teaching in the "Universal Language" tonight.

If you're interested give me a call.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

198 I once heard someone who was sickened by what life had thrown him say "if you could lick my heart, it would poison you."

This is my emotional state with all of this evil and criminality.

People need to do serious time for this. SERIOUS. TIME.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

199 Boy has that Samovar in just a few years seen things...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (Xq/2B)

200


RUSSIAN FACEBOOK CALLED FACEBOOKSKI WAS CRITICAL IN GVING RUSSAISN UPPER HAND IN BOTS AND US FEL FOR IT WITH TRUMP!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (AASEZ)

201
That was Sir-Mix-a-Lot, not MC Hammer.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter


But Sir Mix a Lot and Sickle just doesn't have that Russian Ring Thingggg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

202 The secret society members should get a special appreciative necktie.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (9dH/8)

203
Even if you just read this site today, there are multiple pulitzers* available for an actual journalist if they wanted one.


If a pulitzer was actually for journalism and not leftism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

204 But somehow that will be obstruction of Justice because the President fired Comey, for not doing his job?

If you indict Trump you have to indict Rosenstein, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (tzSlh)

205 Can an accomplice actually be legal counsel?

Posted by: Bot a Lawyer at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (vDqXW)

206 love the digs at allahpundit, all Trump supporters are Russian bots.

Posted by: standfast24 at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (PNFIr)

207 DO NOT CLICK


pffft. I dated her twin sister. She had a great personality.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (GroCc)

208
>> Mueller is going after Trump for obstruction of justice for firing Comey.

That is the entire game.





So, he is jerking off in the wind.



It's to be a smear campaign rather than a matter of Law.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 07:31 PM (M5b9O)


That's the answer, my friend

Posted by: Count de notabot Monet at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (QLvwG)

209 171 So what happens if Mueller does go after Trump for obstruction of justice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (8+Ozj)


Didn't Comey tell the President that he was not the subject of an investigation, and testify to the same in front of Congress? I don't see what there is to obstruct.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (1Zu3n)

210 Intrigues and Machinations

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (4upo5)

211
If I remember from the tobacco lawsuits, you can't use attorney-client privilege as a means of deception.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (55uoD)

212 JJ, even with the evidence being laid out incontrovertibly, I would not trust a judge with any of it.

Just look away when the shooting starts. If you could narc on some traitors, that would really help us out a lot.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (jRA31)

213 I can only dream to be as smart as you silly bastards.

I have to do a lot of searching after reading your posts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)

214 Hard as it is for me to believe I am saying this, Hannity deserves some
award for his part in all of this. He has provided the best coverage on
all of this for months now by far.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

Let not your heart be troubled.

And....

You are a great American.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (wYseH)

215
I'm looking for some more ladies for the class I'm going to be teaching in the "Universal Language" tonight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)


Esperanto?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (EzdLW)

216 >>Someday, he can take that much-needed breath.

I've actually tried multiple times to reach through my tv and strangle him when he has someone like Sara Carter on and he just won't shut the fuck up.

One job, ask a question and shut up. That's the entire job. And he still hasn't figured it out.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

217 love the digs at allahpundit, all Trump supporters are Russian bots.

Posted by: standfast24 at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (PNFIr)
---
Exactly.

Posted by: Rush N. Limbots at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (vDqXW)

218 Didn't Comey tell the President that he was not the subject of an investigation, and testify to the same in front of Congress? I don't see what there is to obstruct.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (1Zu3n)


That's why Mueller wants to interview Trump. Because he's got nothing and he knows it. The only play he's got left is to Scooter-Libby Trump, or try to, anyway.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (s5o+q)

219 Was it "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" from Henry SOME ROMAN NUMERAL ?
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)


It was the "be true to thy self and though can be false to no man" crap." Which is not true at all. But I guess fancy words and stuff makes Comey feel better.

Wait. Comey sounds just like Commie.
Comey = Commie = Communist = Russian =

Russian Bots!! It was him all the time.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (k2yk7)

220 You're good to go, as long as your partner in crime is an attorney.

Posted by: RovingTitan at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (NLa4t)

221 When decrepit GHWB dies, the last of the Bush family competence goes with him.

Really? You mean the guy who granted China MFN(Most Favored Nation) status and I think allowed the UN to give them a veto vote? I'm too lazy or buzzed to check.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (rdl6o)

222
Trump, "we tried it once your way Schumer. Care for a rematch?"

#THREEWEEKS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

223 Eewww....

Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (Xq/2B)

224 The Bushes' hopes are behind George Prescott Bush, the ex-stalker now lying low in Texas.

I actually went to college with this guy (Rice, in the 1990s), which is when he got busted for stalking some chick. I don't think GPB's getting out of Texas. La Familia of course has other ideas - they thought his dad Jeb was a contender, so it's possible they'll raise the stalker as a nominee.

That would be a disaster for the Republicans.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (99cKh)

225 I have been out of the blogosphere for a while: Can someone hint what all this russian bot stuff is about?
very confused

Posted by: Bradr at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (wBC4K)

226
Those responsible for investigating those responsible are being investigated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (55uoD)

227 So James Comey has officially lawyered up?

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (5fSr7)

228 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

Its actually been litigated a number of times... at least in the Military.

No, you can't give your lawyer classified material without some authority to do so.

And in fact, it is the Lawyers DUTY to rat you out, if you give them said classified material... as they are still an Officer of the Court... supposedly...

Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

229 Where is the legal representation contract between me and Comey that we signed 2 years ago, Congressman? Well, you may not believe this, but my dog ate it last week.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (AMIL/)

230 Jeb involved? With the dealing and media, maybe. Actual intrigue? Never in a million years. Too worthless for important roles, too famous to be expendable.
Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (jRA31)

Fredo Corleone of the Bush family?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (2sCft)

231 Change what has occurred under the Obama Administration to Reagan or Bush Administration.

Uh huh.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (4upo5)

232
Unpossible. Bots are high energy.
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:42 PM

Please clap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (tPrp3)

233 Was there a new Veritas video released today?

I must be missing something because of beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (Ckg4U)

234 Hrothgar, you've got mail

Weasel, you seem to be right on target with the Yeb thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (MAOaf)

235 >> Esperanto?

I've never heard that before. Could work as a euphemism, maybe....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (8O3HH)

236
Lawyers can break the law and not be prosecuted because they represent themselves. Its in the Constitution or ya know its side paper or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (r+sAi)

237 "I have been out of the blogosphere for a while: Can someone hint what all this russian bot stuff is about?
very confused"

Your question reveals that you are a Russian bot.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (5fSr7)

238 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

That would require a heretofore undemonstrated competence.


His dad, however, once ran the CIA.

I wonder who he knows?

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (tRaq7)

239 >>>The secret society members should get a special appreciative necktie.<<<

If your lapel pin betrays your membership in a clandestine cabal, you may be a RUSSIAN BOT.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (bJ0w+)

240 All your bots are belong to us.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (SkuXa)

241 "I have been out of the blogosphere for a while: Can someone hint what all this russian bot stuff is about?
very confused"

Your question reveals that you are a Russian bot.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (5fSr7)


How much bot could a Rus-bot bot if a Rus-bot could bot Rus?

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (s5o+q)

242 Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (2sCft)

I mean, given how well he did at serving any of his masters, I don't think anyone who watched the Godfather series would take the risk. Here's a ball, now go play with your troll doll.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (jRA31)

243 LMAO Tucker has "Tainted Probes" up again.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 07:56 PM (K5s2f)

244 By which I mean, Jeb's wife.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2018 07:56 PM (jRA31)

245 D.C., what a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Posted by: Javems at January 23, 2018 07:57 PM (Aal0i)

246 So do we get those groovy hats and get to wrestle bears and shit? #ReleaseTheMemo.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (xInes)

247 RICO RICO RICO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (89T5c)

248 Hm, looks like China got the veto power in the UN Security Counsel in '71. FAKE COMMENT!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (rdl6o)

249 Even IF he was supposedly his attorney, it doesn't give Cumey the right or authority to share fucking classified info! Period! This whole thing is such a crooked mess. The lengths these treasonous fuckers went to from Hillary, Lynch, Comey, The FBI, the DNC, the Media, you name it! It's staggering. This shit makes Watergate look like jaywalking. The left doesn't care because. "Resist". This shit is getting real, not in a good way.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (tPrp3)

250 215 I'm looking for some more ladies for the class I'm going to be teaching in the "Universal Language" tonight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

Esperanto?
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (EzdLW)
+++
Is that what they're calling the backdoor nowadays?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (2sCft)

251 Dude on Tucker looks like a Pr0n producer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (Ckg4U)

252 boulder terlit hobo, George P isn't going to get past his current position.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (MAOaf)

253 LMAO Tucker has "Tainted Probes" up again.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 07:56 PM (K5s2f)


And now that SoftCell song is playing over and over in my head . . .

https://youtu.be/XF68OyTlP4E

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (s5o+q)

254 OK
At least what post should I look at to get the rus bot reference?

Posted by: Bradr at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (wBC4K)

255 214 Let not your heart be troubled.

And....

You are a great American.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 07:52 PM (wYseH)


Unbelievable!

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 07:58 PM (NL6wI)

256 254. Ha! That's EXACTLY how the last three bots tried to conceal their botty bottery.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

257 This guy can't serve as Comey's attorney. Leaking the memo is a crime and this guy aided and abetted.

Posted by: Locke Common at January 23, 2018 07:59 PM (DJ/XX)

258

Star Wars is on. It's the episode with the space hippies.

Weird coincidence.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (ERLX0)

259 Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2018 07:54 PM (MAOaf)

Got it!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (gwPgz)

260 There are some sites you have to prove you're not a bot by entering whatever code they give you.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (4upo5)

261 Those Russian bots are crap. If you want a really good one you need to go German.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

262 176 That was a response to 156
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:47 PM (4upo5)

My apologies. I had to try to get it out of my mind somehow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (sZJfc)

263 >> Dude on Tucker looks like a Pr0n producer.

You're a bit young, ain't ya' Slap? That's Joe DiGenova (sp?), lawyer. Wife is Victoria Teonsing, another big lawyer. Republican side.

They were on the talking head circuit back in the Clinto years. They dropped off the radar a while, but they've been back. Victoria is representing one of those whistleblowers in this mess.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:01 PM (8O3HH)

264 Joe DiGenova needs to shave that mustache.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

265 261. Ha! Grandparents of Russian bots burned German bot's homeland to the ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

266 Those Russian bots are crap. If you want a really good one you need to go German.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

Korean. Cheaper, less complicated and they take regular AR magazines.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)

267 My apologies. I had to try to get it out of my mind somehow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (sZJfc)

None required. Warned me. I touched the stove. Shouldn't have touched the stove lol

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (4upo5)

268 Check mate. If the lawyer shared anything without the client's authority = disbarment. If authorized, waiver of privilege.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (Ug+1d)

269 What if America is a RUSSIAN BOT?!?

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

270 Nuff said.

Posted by: Robbery, Asshats and Bottery at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

271 My contribution for the day.

1. nro has a must read about barry's foreign policy in the film The Final Year. (google it since I do not want the barrel for a link messing up the margarine.)

2. Stephen Green made a funny at insty: "And the evidence against Manning in this case is clearly more than just "he said, she said.""

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (LWu6U)

272 Oh goody, Richard Goodstein.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

273 I am a bit young, publius.

I've only had forty-six years to be this stupid.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)

274 What if America is a RUSSIAN BOT?!?
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
---
The Constitution is a RUSSIAN PLOT!

Posted by: Robbery, Asshats and Bottery at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

275 Has anyone stopped to consider that Jeb! Could be behind all this chicanery?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)



Please bot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

276 There are going to be a shitload of Democrat lawyers making bank this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

277 If this was a movie, I would get up and leave

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (4u7kU)

278 Susquehanna Bot Company??!? Slowly I turned . . .

Posted by: Count de notabot Monet at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (QLvwG)

279
[clasps gonads]

I got your bots right here, pal.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (5qYq+)

280 If I really Russian bot why is mine English so good with the grammar and sentace usage and word structure? That explain, comrade.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (T+L0u)

281 NEW w/@oneunderscore__ : According to a source, Twitter's preliminary analysis on #ReleaseTheMemo finds it's being pushed by Americans, not Russia.

========

Let's say Russian Bots were behind #ReleaseTheMemo on twitter, would that be a bad thing?

What if someone were ill and kept putting off going to the doctor, but a flurry of Russian Bots kept urging him to go and he finally relented.

If Americans were largely unconcerned or unaware of their own government's abuse of power and a flurry of Russian Bots got them to take an interest in their own fucking government being turned against them, then thank you, Russian Bots. You've served American better than large numbers of Congresscretins and bureaucrats who are part of our government.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

282 >> I've only had forty-six years to be this stupid.

Yes, you're only 4 years behind me. So not that young.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)

283 Please bot
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)
---
Or should it be.

Bot, please!

Posted by: Robbery, Asshats and Bottery at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

284 Guyy on ze Craig leest wanted to sell me ze fan..

I bot it.

Posted by: Johnny at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (kUotE)

285 Probing the taint is foreplay.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (+lOpA)

286 228 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

Its actually been litigated a number of times... at least in the Military.

No, you can't give your lawyer classified material without some authority to do so.

And in fact, it is the Lawyers DUTY to rat you out, if you give them said classified material... as they are still an Officer of the Court... supposedly...
Posted by: Don QuixoBot at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

I was never in JAG and never had any cases involving classified materials so I wouldn't know for sure. However, that does sound about right to me. Truthy. Maybe even girthy.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

287 Richard Goodstein is an apologist faggot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)

288 Democrat weasel on Tucker is weasel.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (s5o+q)

289 How many bits make up a bot?

Posted by: Monk at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (g4lFK)

290 Let's say Russian Bots were behind #ReleaseTheMemo on twitter, would that be a bad thing?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (/qEW2)
---
Transparency is a RUSSIAN PLOT!

Posted by: Robbery, Asshats and Bottery at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (vDqXW)

291 Oh goody, Richard Goodstein.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

--One of my least favorite of Tucker's regulars

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (K5s2f)

292 Bot bad...very bad.

Posted by: Bon Vivant Soup Company at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (5qYq+)

293 "Yes, you're only 4 years behind me. So not that young."
-Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)

We're 'kids' around here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (Ckg4U)

294 This guy can't serve as Comey's attorney. Leaking the memo is a crime and this guy aided and abetted.

Posted by: Locke Common at January 23, 2018 07:59 PM (DJ/XX)


Laws are for the RUSSIAN BOTS!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (gwPgz)

295 My sex doll's name is Svetlana.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (Cfpg/)

296 Oh goody, Richard Goodstein.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

--One of my least favorite of Tucker's regulars
Posted by: logprof
-------------

Smiling liar. Not smiling so much tonight.

Posted by: Bon Vivant Soup Company at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (5qYq+)

297 Who's bot this is?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (Dp6qK)

298 The attorney-client privilege stunt is too clever by half. Reeks of panic.

What does the Bar have to say about an attorney receiving classified material without proper clearance? Where did chuckle-head store the documents?
Why is he not in jail already?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (hUqh+)

299 'Grandparents of Russian bots burned German bot's homeland to the ground.'

Well to be fair a lot of really cute ones come from over there.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:06 PM (UdKB7)

300 Bot bad...very bad.
Posted by: Bon Vivant Soup Company at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (5qYq+)
---
Going to give it to you, bot good!

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

301 I like big bots

I can not lie.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (+lOpA)

302 Please to bot, my American compatriots.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

303 Richard Goodstein is an apologist faggot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)



Just because he lisps and lies don't mean he's apologist faggot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

304 Goodstein is using the cackling Biden gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (Cmp0w)

305 Jeb! Is the Puppet Master!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)

306 I am still trying to purge my brain space. More Anna Chapman:

https://tinyurl.com/ycsf6rsj

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (sZJfc)

307 (N)ational
(B)ot
(C)ompany

(A)merican
(B)ot
(C)orporation

(C)olumbia
(B)ot
(S)ystem

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (4upo5)

308 We're 'kids' around here.

You misspelled "whippersnappers."

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (tRaq7)

309 Someone on Twitter should quote Shakespeare back at Comey:

Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.

Measure for Measure-Act 3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (8+Ozj)

310 "Just because he lisps and lies don't mean he's apologist faggot."
-Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

Yeah, it sort-of does.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (Ckg4U)

311 301 I like big bots

I can not lie.
Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (+lOpA)

Here we go again!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (2sCft)

312 288 Democrat weasel on Tucker is weasel.
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (s5o+q)

---------
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)

313 285
Probing the taint is foreplay.

Taint balls, taint ass. Taint meat.

Posted by: Bot Chee Ballz at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (nisXv)

314 A kind of naughty, almost verging on evil look from Miss Chapman:

https://tinyurl.com/y8snlpbj

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (sZJfc)

315 You misspelled "whippersnappers."
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (tRaq7)


Your OffMyLawn module is offline, comrade.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

316
MeAgain has fscked up. They took her off the air today and ran a rerun I see. They're pissed at her for the Hanoi Jane thing.

The bitches on the View ripped into her pretty good this morning, too, calling her a bitch too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (8O3HH)

317 307 (N)ational
(B)ot
(C)ompany

(A)merican
(B)ot
(C)orporation

(C)olumbia
(B)ot
(S)ystem
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (4upo5)


Mind blown.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)

318 Have you ever seen a Captcha in cyrillic characters?


...


I rest my case.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (T28di)

319 (N)ational
(B)ot
(C)ompany

(A)merican
(B)ot
(C)orporation

(C)olumbia
(B)ot
(S)ystem
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:07 PM (4upo5)
---
And always rushin' to judgment.

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

320 Got a hundred problems but a bot ain't one.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (tRaq7)

321 Democrat weasel on Tucker is weasel.
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:05 PM (s5o+q)

---------
*ahem*
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)


is "weasel" not "Weasel," comrade!

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

322 nd now that SoftCell song is playing over and over in my head . . .

I cannot bear the way you tease.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (99cKh)

323 Korean. Cheaper, less complicated and they take regular AR magazines.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)


And they work on rooftops!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (gwPgz)

324 >> More Anna Chapman

I wonder if she's a real ginger. I'd love to find out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (8O3HH)

325 Didn't Rush talk of how like 10 guys were able to pose as 1000s by using "bots" or some such? I forget the details.

But that would fit the trend for the left, to accuse the right and normal people of the thing of which they are guilty. (racism, hate, violence, whatever)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (bT8Z4)

326 is "weasel" not "Weasel," comrade!
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (s5o+q)
---------
* fistbump *

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (Sfs6o)

327 -Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)

You chose the darned name, amigo. You've honored yourself with that nomenclature.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

328 Gonna bot around the clock tonight
Gonna bot, bot, bot til the broad daylight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

329
The Russian Bots are Coming! The Russian Bots are Coming!




Egermancy! Egermancy! Everybot to get from the street!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

330 I'll be bot

Posted by: T-800 at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (4upo5)

331 I cannot bear the way you tease.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (99cKh)


"Where did our law go? Oh, baby, baby . . ."

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (s5o+q)

332 314 A kind of naughty, almost verging on evil look from Miss Chapman:

https://tinyurl.com/y8snlpbj

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (sZJfc)
+++
Yeah, I know she was naughty, but maybe we could have turned her the a "double" agent, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (2sCft)

333 322 Now I've bot to take my things and go

Posted by: Johnny at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (kUotE)

334 You silly bastard!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (Ckg4U)

335 I have the hots for the Trivago guy

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:11 PM (c2m/9)

336 is "weasel" not "Weasel," comrade!
Posted by: filbert-bot
-------------

I think that is 'Squire Weasel' to us unlanded peasants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Cmp0w)

337 My favorite artist? Boticelli, of course.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (LAe3v)

338 I regret that I have but one bot to give for my country.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (SkuXa)

339 324 >> More Anna Chapman

I wonder if she's a real ginger. I'd love to find out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:10 PM (8O3HH)

My guess is, you would not be able to tell, IYKWIMAITYD.

My gut says natural ginger, however. Matches skin tone and general look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (sZJfc)

340 Bot Voyage MF'ers

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

341 Eewww....Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...

Omen VI: The Embottening

Posted by: Sulu at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

342 have the hots for the Trivago guy
Posted by: booknlass at January




he resembles a practice dummy for my assault shovel.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

343 I have the hots for the Trivago guy
Posted by: booknlass
-----------

I can't say the same about Flo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (lqqZa)

344 SUPERIOR SLAVATRONIK BOT SERVERS RENDER MACEDONIAN CONTENT FARMERS OBSOLETE!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)

345
Kentucky school shooting didn't even make Drudge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (r+sAi)

346 >>I have the hots for the Trivago guy

I look exactly like him, just FYI. A dead ringer.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (8O3HH)

347 Eewww....Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...

Omen VI: The Embottening
Posted by: Sulu at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Tyii7)


So . . . somebody hit that?

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (s5o+q)

348 You want it?

Baaaybe I've.....

Ok, that's enough, folks.

Posted by: Johnny at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (kUotE)

349 Annnnd, that's all folks. Goodnight!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (rdl6o)

350 I think that is 'Squire Weasel' to us unlanded peasants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Cmp0w)
--------
Should be signin' papers and writin' checks tomorrow!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

351 If a bottie meet a bottie coming through the drive....

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

352

Botman! Botman! Botman!

na na na na na na na


Botman!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

353 Say 'ello to my little bot!

Posted by: Tony Botana at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (ggAgX)

354 340 Bot Voyage MF'ers
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

Voyagers! was a good show when I was a kid. Too bad the lead actor decided to try making a prank involving a 1911, blanks, and making his friends think he was committing suicide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (sZJfc)

355 Wat are the odds Trump fires Mueller during the State of The Union.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (dKiJG)

356 Moscow's sister city is Gaborone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (T28di)

357 You know who else used Russian bots?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (Dp6qK)

358 So . . . somebody hit that?
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (s5o+q)



He...settled.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (+lOpA)

359 Life is like a box of bots.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (lqqZa)

360 Huh? What? What time is it? I'd hit it.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)

361 Any Bot takes a shot, I'm not just gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn website down.

Posted by: Will Munny at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (4upo5)

362 I would love a bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bottle of vodka.

Posted by: stuttering Russian at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

363 My suspicion was that the "government shutdown" was supposed to be a diversion from the radioactive fallout from the Comey-Strozk imbroglio. Man, those internal polling numbers on the shutdown must have been catastrophic.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (Pqytn)

364 >> My guess is, you would not be able to tell,
>> IYKWIMAITYD.

I do, I do. Even better.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (8O3HH)

365 G'Night, Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (Ckg4U)

366
Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers


By a bot ... of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (pNxlR)

367 343 I have the hots for the Trivago guy
Posted by: booknlass
-----------

I can't say the same about Flo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (lqqZa)

**sheepishly looks down** Yeah. Flo? I would.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (2sCft)

368 Wat are the odds Trump fires Mueller during the State of The Union.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (dKiJG)


"The State of the Union just got one hell of a lot better! Bigly!"

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (s5o+q)

369 350. Kulak! Your stolen goods are the property of the honest bots!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

370 Heh. All It pros will notice that all Miklos posts have embedded code with dead giveaways like "goulash .exe" and "self-intoxicating peasant .inf"

Posted by: MiklosBot release 3.1.003.016 at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (zCyNd)

371 Eewww....

Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (Xq/2B)



Some guys will stick their dick in anything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

372 Think the IRS will accept any errors on my taxes if I claim Russian bots did it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (Z8FFX)

373 Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...

Omen VI: The Embottening
Posted by: Sulu at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

So . . . somebody hit that?
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM

Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (tPrp3)

374 345
Kentucky school shooting didn't even make Drudge.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (r+sAi)

I heard nothing about it, and I live here.

Makes you wonder about the parties involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (sZJfc)

375 You know who else used Russian bots?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 23, 2018 08:14 PM (Dp6qK)
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Botler?

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

376 I HATE THIS SCRUNT!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)

377 I'm looking for some more ladies for the class I'm going to be teaching in the "Universal Language" tonight.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM



Ladies? Plural? What exactly is the teacher/student ratio you hope to achieve?

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (RfzVr)

378 I can't say the same about Flo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (lqqZa)

--Chick from the Hulu ads is kinda cute.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (K5s2f)

379 Should be signin' papers and writin' checks tomorrow!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

Congratulations!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (2sCft)

380 Eewww....
Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (Xq/2B)
Some guys will stick their dick in anything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

She looks like a great spinner......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (EoRCO)

381 Should be signin' papers and writin' checks tomorrow!
Posted by: Weasel
---------

You're gonna need a gamekeeper.

Posted by: Lady Chatterly at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (lqqZa)

382 I am thinking about military campaigns. Attrite the enemy and then go to the offensive.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (Niwvj)

383 'I have the hots for the Trivago guy'

The guy with the huge head and skinny little butt? Come on sweetheart embrace Appliantology with a sleek Italian model and you'll never look back.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)

384 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)

385 I'll fight any one of you bots in the botagon!

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW)

386 A feel-good story (wait through to the end): https://www.facebook.com/brockisamazing/posts/10210805159067275

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (FLuaE)

387
I'm bot in the U.S.S.R.

You don't know how lucky you are bot

Bot in the U.S.

Bot in the U.S.

Bot in the U.S.S.R.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

388 The Botler did it . With a sickle . In the Kremlin library.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (2DOZq)

389 Think the IRS will accept any errors on my taxes if I claim Russian bots did it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM

No, just tell them you lost all the records for the last 5 years they were requesting. It was an anomaly. Nobody knows how they got deleted. Look squirrel!!!!!! Seems to work in DC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (tPrp3)

390 dash, don't assault him just because he's pretty

Mike Hammer, lol

publius, oh NO you're DEAD?

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (c2m/9)

391 Wat are the odds Trump fires Mueller during the State of The Union.
***
That reminds me, I should stock up some pudding cups, just in case.

Though...only one cup unless he also announces Mueller/Comey have been arrested and will be executed by snu-snu.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (Z8FFX)

392 'I have the hots for the Trivago guy
Posted by: booknlass '

Yes, he is nice looking isn't he?

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (jm1YL)

393 370. Superior SLAVATRONIK NAL9000 runs on turnips, potatoes, and cabbage. When available.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

394 What if Allahpundit is himself a Russian Bot?
You know what they say, he who smelt it dealt it.

It's designed to make us think that important trending issues are nothing more than disinformation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

395 >>>Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...



Omen VI: The Embottening

Posted by: Sulu at January 23, 2018 08:12 PM (Tyii7)



So . . . somebody hit that?

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM<<<





Couldn't help it. She was sleeping.

Posted by: Al Franken at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (ggAgX)

396 >>>Wat are the odds Trump fires Mueller during the State of The Union.

I'm hoping more for the baptism scene from the Godfather.

"Today's the day I settle all family business. Bigly."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (nu45M)

397 Zero Percent of her brain used.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)

398 Botler?

Posted by: Russian Bots Last All Summer Long at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)


Rhett Botler?

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (gwPgz)

399 >> What exactly is the teacher/student ratio you hope
>> to achieve?

The Strangelovian 10:1 would be nice, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (8O3HH)

400 Congratulations!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (2sCft)
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Thanks! Also agreed today on a price with my gravel guy to clear a couple of acres and level a spot for the command center.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

401 --Chick from the Hulu ads is kinda cute.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (K5s2f)

Used to love the chick from the T-Mobile ads. In the white and pink striped dress. Haven't seen her for a while.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

402 You know we used to laugh at people with an irrational fear of bots...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766?snl=1

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Z8FFX)

403 380 Eewww....
Sen. Tammy Duckworth announces she is preggers...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (Xq/2B)
Some guys will stick their dick in anything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

She looks like a great spinner......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:16 PM (EoRCO)

I wouldn't duck her with a stolen fick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (T28di)

404
I saw the bot code for the super bowl. the code says the eagles will get a big lead until 4th quarter when eagle bot collapses and bradybot gets to be hero to win on last second play. no need to watch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

405 Well to be fair a lot of really cute ones come from over there.

I got one for 5 bucks at Joe's Garage sale.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (IcT7t)

406 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?
--

Of course it applies to foreigners! It's a Universal Document that transcends boundaries!

Except when it's wrong, which is most of the time, and we need to disregard it.

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)

407 354- I always thought Jon-Erik Hexum's death was an on set accident.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (T+L0u)

408 Slap, you mean the scrunt on TuCa? me too

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (c2m/9)

409 Playboy has been worthless ever since they stopped publishing the Hookerbots of Russia issues.

We all know it's true.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (y87Qq)

410 Couldn't help it. She was sleeping.
Posted by: Al Franken at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (ggAgX)
---
Watch yourself, pal!

Posted by: Jeff Sezzzzionzzzz at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW)

411 384 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?

She's not stupid.. she's just regurgitating their favorite talking point. Not a citizen? Then you don't have rights. They know it but they continue the lie day in an day out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (dUJdY)

412 I like big bots and I cannot lie. You comrades can't deny.

Posted by: Czar Mix-a-Lot at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

413 >>I got one for 5 bucks at Joe's Garage sale.


I went to that.

The didn't have no coke or lsd.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (M5b9O)

414 I'm looking for some more ladies for the class I'm going to be teaching in the "Universal Language" tonight.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 07:50 PM

C'est under copyright.

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Serge Gainsbourg at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

415 I saw the bot code for the super bowl. the code says the eagles will get a big lead until 4th quarter when eagle bot collapses and bradybot gets to be hero to win on last second play. no need to watch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM (r+sAi)


Wait . . . that was last year's codebase!

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:20 PM (s5o+q)

416 Yup, booknlass. She's pissing me off.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (Ckg4U)

417 TuCa just nailed Albany Mayor Sheehan. Nailed may not be strong enough. Toasted, roasted, shredded and thrown into the trash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (QZIW8)

418 You know, many people have this weird idea that attorney client privilege is some sort of get out of jail free card. Attorney's, in the course of representing their clients, can commit crimes. Handing off classified information is one of them. In fact, the court might just treat them much worse because they should have known better.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (fftfA)

419 397 Zero Percent of her brain used.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)


Which, by curious coincidence, is the same as 100% of her brain used.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (FLuaE)

420 Used to love the chick from the T-Mobile ads. In the white and pink striped dress. Haven't seen her for a while.
Posted by: SteveOReno at Jan

--Remember the overstock.com chick? Back when those ads ran I would have been a cub to that cougar.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (K5s2f)

421 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?
--

Of course it applies to foreigners! It's a Universal Document that transcends boundaries!

Except when it's wrong, which is most of the time, and we need to disregard it.
Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at January 23, 2018 08:19 PM

Word!

Posted by: FBI, DOJ, MFM, Etc. Ad Nauseaum at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (tPrp3)

422 Can't see why a few FBI personal couldn't be charged with treason or Insurection would make for some interesting tv.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (aC6Sd)

423 Wait . . . mayor of "sanctuary city" says Feds need to step up and tell her what the immigration policy is?

WHAT THE FUCK?

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (s5o+q)

424
We cannot tolerate a bot gap.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (8O3HH)

425 400 Thanks! Also agreed today on a price with my gravel guy to clear a couple of acres and level a spot for the command center.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

If I remember right, wasn't Weasel Acres going to have its own private gun range. Or was that a secret thing? Forget I said that Bob from NSA....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (2sCft)

426 The Left/Lib/Progs just overflow with bullshit 'compassion' that they find politically convenient.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (YloZ9)

427 This meme is ridiculous.

I can't believe it's Botters.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

428 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)


Universal principles, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (gwPgz)

429 If you relax the focus of your eyes and look to the deep background "BOT" looks like "666."

For the good of the country, someone pass this information along to Allahpundit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (tzSlh)

430 Mayor of Albany - a step up from Mayor of Port au Prince, but with ice and more messicans. Call it a wash.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

431 Thanks! Also agreed today on a price with my gravel guy to clear a couple of acres and level a spot for the command center.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

If needed, we have many only slightly used concrete bunkers for low, low price. Ex Works, no FOB.

Posted by: Miklos, for the Albanian NATO Mafia at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (zCyNd)

432 She doesn't want to talk about "statistics and numbers".

What?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

433 Emanations and Penumbras know no borders.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (M5b9O)

434 Seven days until the most watched State of the Union evah takes place.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (Pqytn)

435 10:1? Really publius? I think you could give the Paolo a run for his money.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 08:22 PM (RfzVr)

436 It's really easy to spot Russian bots. They usually leave out the indefinite articles. And they're stumbling drunk 87.2% of the time.

Of course ... it could be an illegal alien bot, too ... but, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (8gDQu)

437 That's what the Obama/Clinton Machine have done to this country:

Secret Police, Rigged Elections, Cabinet Bribery and the FBI Director pulling a Mob Lawyer stunt.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (Ndje9)

438 So, the question is, what does Trump do if Mueller actually has the balls to make a formal charge of obstruction of justice?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (BfOXk)

439
I also saw an electric driverless Teslabot car committed suicide by running into a gas truck last week. Ironic, no?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (r+sAi)

440 >>>Used to love the chick from the T-Mobile ads. In the white and pink striped dress. Haven't seen her for a while.

Posted by: SteveOReno at Jan



--Remember the overstock.com chick? Back when those ads ran I would have been a cub to that cougar.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (K5s2f)<<<

Meh. If were going back a ways... Doritos girl!

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (ggAgX)

441 Remember when secret cabals out to overthrow an American President were the stuff of overwrought Tom Clancy fiction where he was fantasizing about being Jack Ryan's wife?

Good times.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (tzSlh)

442 17 TuCa just nailed Albany Mayor Sheehan. Nailed may not be strong enough. Toasted, roasted, shredded and thrown into the trash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Ba

--As with all sanctuary City types she was all about the feelz, not the realz.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (K5s2f)

443 Used to love the chick from the T-Mobile ads. In the white and pink striped dress. Haven't seen her for a while.
Posted by: SteveOReno at Jan

--Remember the overstock.com chick? Back when those ads ran I would have been a cub to that cougar.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM

I'll see your T-Mobile and Overstock chick and raise you a Lilly from AT&T.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (tPrp3)

444 >> publius, oh NO you're DEAD?

No, but I'm ringing you might say.

Well, I don't think I'm dead. Nope, still got a pulse. Unless that's just the bots.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

445 CNN-not surprisingly-has a stupid headline.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth is pregnant; would be first senator to give birth in office.

So, is she going to give birth on the floor of her office?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (8+Ozj)

446 What exactly is the teacher/student ratio you hope
>> to achieve?


Fun fact: teacher/student ratio doesn't mean shit. People who are going to get it, get it anyway. People who aren't going to get it, won't get it in any case.

What's the teacher/student ratio for the Khan Academy?

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (FLuaE)

447 Inside each Russian Bot is an identical, yet slightly smaller Russian Bot.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (M5b9O)

448 The Bot Who Came In From The Cold

Posted by: Count de notabot Monet at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (QLvwG)

449 Handing off classified information is one of them. In fact, the court might just treat them much worse because they should have known better.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (fftfA)

Cf. Lynne Stewart

Posted by: Miklos, for the prosecution at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

450 I also saw an electric driverless Teslabot car committed suicide by running into a gas truck last week. Ironic, no?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (r+sAi)


You sure it was a suicide? Maybe it just didn't want to get launched to Mars like its bro sitting on top of the Falcon Heavy.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (s5o+q)

451 Too Big to Bot

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (4upo5)

452 Albany Mayor Sheehan just blamed the ZERO per cent of 8th graders proficient in math (who, to be fair, had failed the Regents exam) in her city on Russian bots and ESL burdens, but mostly Russian bots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (QZIW8)

453 >>I'll see your T-Mobile and Overstock chick and raise you a Lilly from AT&T.


Stay away from my Lilly!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (M5b9O)

454 Mayor of Albany - a step up from Mayor of Port au Prince, but with ice and more messicans. Call it a wash.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

But Albany does have some great steamed hams.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (5wCUq)

455 Secret Police, Rigged Elections, Cabinet Bribery and the FBI Director pulling a Mob Lawyer stunt.
---

It's all for the best. You rubes don't know how to vote right, so we have to take care of things.

/everyone, let's head to the cliff!

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (aT+Bx)

456
If I remember right, wasn't Weasel Acres going to have its own private gun range. Or was that a secret thing? Forget I said that Bob from NSA....
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (2sCft)
-------
Yep! The first part to be cleared will be a 400yd rifle range. I will push that out farther in Phase II.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (Sfs6o)

457 yes, Tuna, i love his bandy legs.

he's just got some kind of savoir faire, don't you think?

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (c2m/9)

458 420 -Remember the overstock.com chick? Back when those ads ran I would have been a cub to that cougar.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (K5s

Hummina, Hummina, Hummina.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (2sCft)

459 >> I think you could give the Paolo a run for his
>> money.

Only in my dreams, truth be told. I couldn't handle even one, I don't think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (8O3HH)

460 Sen. Tammy Duckworth is pregnant; would be first senator to give birth in office.

So, is she going to give birth on the floor of her office?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (8+Ozj)


And, because if Birthright Senatorship, her spawn immediately becomes a United States Senator.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (s5o+q)

461 17 TuCa just nailed Albany Mayor Sheehan. Nailed may not be strong enough. Toasted, roasted, shredded and thrown into the trash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Ba

--As with all sanctuary City types she was all about the feelz, not the realz.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (K5s2f)


First, I note that we're not doing phrasing anymore.

Second, sigh, it's about the 19th Amendment. We tried it, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (FLuaE)

462
Steppe Bot
Taiga Bot

Who ... Will... Win?

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (Pqytn)

463 That's what the Obama/Clinton Machine have done to this country:
Secret Police, Rigged Elections, Cabinet Bribery and the FBI Director pulling a Mob Lawyer stunt.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (Ndje9)

Yup...Welcome to Chicago!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

464 >>Albany Mayor Sheehan just blamed the ZERO per cent of 8th graders proficient in math


But, they are making great strides with their Foreign Language Programs!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (M5b9O)

465 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?

--

Of course it applies to foreigners when they are present in the sovereign lands where the Constitution rules.

Of course the US Constitution does not apply in another other location that has its own sovereign government.

Or did I miss the joke?

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (GroCc)

466 She looks feminine in that Drudge pic.

Posted by: Charles Biggerstaff at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (71st6)

467 425
400 Thanks! Also agreed today on a price with my gravel guy to clear a couple of acres and level a spot for the command center.

I'm sure I'm not the only one here that wishes they were in your shoes brother. I wish you good luck, sir.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (nisXv)

468 Stay away from my Lilly!
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM

She makes me feel funny. Talk about a smoke show! And the curves? Damn!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (tPrp3)

469 --Remember the overstock.com chick? Back when those ads ran I would have been a cub to that cougar.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:21 PM (K5s2f)

Meh. If were going back a ways... Doritos girl!
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (ggAgX)

Remember the brunette from the T-shirt web ads? She had truly impressive tracts of land.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (sZJfc)

470 Hopefully she gives birth at the podium on the Senate floor

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (aC6Sd)

471 well publius, if you look like the Trivago guy, let's get together

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (c2m/9)

472
I swear you people's minds are in the gutter. I was talking about teaching a nice class of the universal language of Esperanto.

I'm ashamed of you all....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

473 What's the teacher/student ratio for the Khan Academy?

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (FLuaE)

Or the endowment/student ratio at Harvard?

Posted by: Miklos, for the end of "non-profit" at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

474

Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the bot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

475 "Yep! The first part to be cleared will be a 400yd rifle range. I will push that out farther in Phase II."
-Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (Sfs6o)

This is where I take a second-look at my own nic.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (Ckg4U)

476 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (QZIW

The maths, she be hard, yo!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (gwPgz)

477 Yep! The first part to be cleared will be a 400yd rifle range. I will push that out farther in Phase II.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (Sfs6o)
+++
I recently purchased a longer range rifle and now looking for a nice scope. Ruger Precision Rifle in 308 Win. Have not had a chance to shoot it yet, but hope to before it is tragically lost in boating accident.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)

478 462
Steppe Bot
Taiga Bot

Who ... Will... Win?
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (Pqytn)

The Volga bot-man beats either of them in the semifinals anyway.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (T28di)

479 The Toyota lady wasn't bad looking .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

480 How STUPID do you have to be to believe that the Constitution applies to foreigners?!?
---
The Constitution DOES apply to foreigners. Because some of the things it enumerates are simply the founders' view of the rights of *man*. There are certain things that the Constitution bans outright.

But they don't have any more rights than basic human rights in the country.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

481 'I got one for 5 bucks at Joe's Garage sale.'

Nobotty nodes
Da stubble ah seen

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

482 Now all Comey has to do is claim to be Richman's attorney and they can 69 each other in court. T

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (hUqh+)

483
Comrades! All this has been explained in the works of Fyodor Botsoyevsky.

I find your lack of knowledge ... amusing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

484 Cindy Crawford in that Pepsi commercial. Pre-bot. What a botty.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (Pqytn)

485 Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (nisXv)
--------
Thanks! I hope to hold some small precision rifle clinics this summer. If you're in the mid-Atlantic, stay tuned!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (Sfs6o)

486 Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (aC6Sd)

No; It has to be in office. CNN said so!!. CNN will cover it live. They're going to drill a baby shaped hole in her office chair and she's going to push the baby through it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (8+Ozj)

487 I was on the elevator today and someone let out an awful bot.
No one wanted to claim it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

488 Stay away from my Lilly!
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM

She makes me feel funny. Talk about a smoke show! And the curves? Damn!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (tPrp3)

Yes, darling Lilly.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (2sCft)

489 But, they are making great strides with their Foreign Language Programs!
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (M5b9O)


You jest, but back in the day in SoCal, to our great amusement, Mexicans routinely used to flunk Spanish, while Anglos did OK.

Why? Apparently they were teaching Castilian Spanish, not Mexican Spanish. Now you'd think if you were a native speaker of Spanish, you could master the differences between the two without much effort.

But then you'd be wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (FLuaE)

490 *sigh*

The Constitution only applies to Americans.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

491 Hey, these guys gotta go get gas, or coffee, or groceries, at some point, amiright?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (z79tQ)

492 The Volga bot-man beats either of them in the semifinals anyway.
Posted by: Warai-robotto

But when Volga bot-man fights Triangle Man, Triangle wins.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (5wCUq)

493 OK, which one of you idiots hijacked Fen's account?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (zuaBT)

494 Of course it applies to foreigners when they are present in the sovereign lands where the Constitution rules.

Of course the US Constitution does not apply in another other location that has its own sovereign government.

Or did I miss the joke?

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:25 PM (GroCc)


It really doesn't apply to foreigners, here, either. One easy example: Aliens have no Freedom of speech. An alien can be thrown out of the country for speech that an American has a right to make. Aliens can be ejected for any reason. Therefore, they don't have those Constitutional rights that AMericans have, such as Freedom of Speech.

The fact is that the Constitution was written, in its own words, to "secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity" ... which doesn't include aliens. We extend aliens privileges while they are here but they really don't have Constitutional rights.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (8gDQu)

495 Sen. Tammy Duckworth is pregnant; would be first senator to give birth in office.

So, is she going to give birth on the floor of her office?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:23 PM (8+Ozj)


The kid is already registered to vote in Chicago. Twice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)

496 Thanks! Also agreed today on a price with my gravel guy to clear a couple of acres and level a spot for the command center.


Going into competition with Hickock 45 - YouTubes forthcoming?

Posted by: Charles Biggerstaff at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (71st6)

497 488. And she's former Soviet.

A bod-bot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

498 484 Cindy Crawford in that Pepsi commercial. Pre-bot. What a botty.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (Pqytn)



Fuck Pepsi, and its SJW Indian (dot, not feather) anti-American CEO, who should be deported. Because.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (FLuaE)

499 To be really assholishly pedantic, technically the Constitution doesn't "apply" to citizens of the US either.

It applies to the government of the US. It doesn't have a single word to say about what citizens or non-citizens may or may not do, only what the Government must or must not do.

Unless I've got it wrong. I mean, I'm no Herr Doktor Professor Barack Obama.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (T28di)

500 The lady I was thinking of is Ashley Pridgen.

Because I am a giver:
https://tinyurl.com/ycf4svxd

It appears she also has some photos while doing my research that will need to be followed up on when I am not on a work computer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (sZJfc)

501 Bot-man bleeds on the inside.

Yeah!

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (QLvwG)

502 >> if you look like the Trivago guy

Well, I was sort of taking a bit of poetic license with "look exactly like" . Just a little bit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (8O3HH)

503 Thanks! I hope to hold some small precision rifle clinics this summer. If you're in the mid-Atlantic, stay tuned!

I wish I was closer than Illinois but I look forward to reading about the progress of your property. Too bad pics are trouble here.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (nisXv)

504 AoSHQ is a Botemkin Village.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (ggAgX)

505 No; It has to be in office. CNN said so!!. CNN will cover it live. They're going to drill a baby shaped hole in her office chair and she's going to push the baby through it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (8+Ozj)


If she sinks it from across the room instead, it's three points.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (y87Qq)

506 The kid is already registered to vote in Chicago. Twice
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)


The kids' been voting in Chicago since '64, and in Philly since '72.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (s5o+q)

507 I swear you people's minds are in the gutter. I was talking about teaching a nice class of the universal language of Esperanto.

I'm ashamed of you all....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

I could have sworn in the last thread, Ace illuminated us on the true International language??? Did my own dirty mind out itself???

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)

508 I recently purchased a longer range rifle and now looking for a nice scope. Ruger Precision Rifle in 308 Win. Have not had a chance to shoot it yet, but hope to before it is tragically lost in boating accident.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)
---------
Nightforce is a sponsor and I have them on my rifles, but there are other good options too. Vortex makes a nice scope with good glass and Nikon has some nice stuff too.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (Sfs6o)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (ZM6hc)

510 *sigh*

The Constitution only applies to Americans.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM

No wonder illegal aliens can get away with murder.
It all makes perfect sense to me now.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (GroCc)

511 BTW I don't remember where I saw it but Lilly (her name is (Milania Vantyrub or something, she's from Israel I beleive) in a few other off the wall shows as a guest. One of them she was scantily clad. Yea, it's as nice as you can imagine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (tPrp3)

512 The Constitution DOES apply to foreigners. Because some of the things it enumerates are simply the founders' view of the rights of *man*. There are certain things that the Constitution bans outright.

But they don't have any more rights than basic human rights in the country.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

No. Not even close.

The Constitution is an establishment of individual rights, and a delineation of limited authority between the States and the National governments.

Any other understanding is judge-created.

Posted by: Miklos, who looked into this at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (zCyNd)

513 I can't believe that I have to explain the Constitution on this blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (Ckg4U)

514 >>Ashley Pridgen.


Now that's a ride.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (M5b9O)

515 Thanks! I hope to hold some small precision rifle clinics this summer. If you're in the mid-Atlantic, stay tuned!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:28 PM (Sfs6o)
++++

Awww. Hunkered down in the water-logged Pacific Northwest. Sad!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:33 PM (2sCft)

516 Will the Fusion records indicated AllahPundit got more than a Franklin or less?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2018 08:33 PM (waTNL)

517 >>The Constitution DOES apply to foreigners. Because some of the things it enumerates are simply the founders' view of the rights of *man*. There are certain things that the Constitution bans outright.




That's not how this works!

Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at January 23, 2018 08:33 PM (M5b9O)

518 In his first Trivago commercials that guy looked like he was trying to get you a multi-story room with a bucket and some lotion.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:33 PM (ggAgX)

519 I'd love if this guy is not licensed to practice law, he's a professor at some college. So if he claims to be Comey's attorney and not licensed, he can be arrested for practicing law without a license.

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (LnOh3)

520 The Great Spirit spoke to me in a dream last night. The baby must be born in the traditional way - the mother alone in the bushes with nothing but a knife and the guidance of the Wind Spirit.

How!

Posted by: E. Warrenbotawatha at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (Pqytn)

521
Leave the bot. Bring the cannoli.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

522 511. She's German Jewish, born in Uzbek SSR. Uzbekistan was one of Stalin's many national oubliettes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

523 Zeiss w/ Mil Dot reticle.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (M5b9O)

524 To be really assholishly pedantic, technically the Constitution doesn't "apply" to citizens of the US either.

It applies to the government of the US. It doesn't have a single word to say about what citizens or non-citizens may or may not do, only what the Government must or must not do.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:30 PM (T28di)


That's incorrect. The right of "the People" specifically addresses the rights of individual citizens. In many cases the Constitution addresses what the government(s) must do in order to preserve the citizens' rights but that is still addressing the rights of the citizenry.

But you are correct that the bulk of the Constitution is about the architecture of the federal government, its powers, responsibilities and limitations and what is left to the States. The citizenry is generally an afterthought - as it was initially addressed in the Bill of Rights. That's because the citizenry and its rights falls more generally under the States than the federal government - at least, that's how the Founders fashioned it and how it should be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:35 PM (8gDQu)

525 I'm starting to get a little frayed at the edges.

I'ma listen to some American Metal.

Because Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)

526 Will the Fusion records indicated AllahPundit got more than a Franklin or less?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2018 08:33 PM

And as a bonus he got peed on by a hooker too!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:35 PM (tPrp3)

527 Ahem.

"We the people of the United States of America...."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 08:35 PM (zuaBT)

528 >>> I swear you people's minds are in the gutter.


You do remember where you are? And your own reputation? ;-)

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 08:35 PM (RfzVr)

529 Slapweasel, I have to confess that I mute the show when someone like that mayor is talking. I cheat....

I just live in a little bubble of truth

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (c2m/9)

530 How!
Posted by: E. Warrenbotawatha

And how!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (5wCUq)

531 Cindy Crawford in that Pepsi commercial. Pre-bot. What a botty.
Posted by: mrp at Janu

-- a college buddy of mine used to spend Summers working for Pepsi driving a truck. One fall he came back with a huge standee of Cindy Crawford with the Gotta Have It Card. It must have been life-size because it was as tall as I am

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (K5s2f)

532 >>>I'd love if this guy is not licensed to practice
law, he's a professor at some college. So if he claims to be Comey's
attorney and not licensed, he can be arrested for practicing law without
a license.

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2018 08:34 PM (LnOh3)<<<

HOW!

Posted by: Senator Fauxcahontas at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (ggAgX)

533 oh boy, abortion comedy now. TuCa's next victim appears to be hearing voices in her head.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (QZIW8)

534 . Vortex makes a nice scope with good glass and Nikon has some nice stuff too.
Posted by: Weasel
-------------

Fondly recalls Unertl lost in canoe accident. Class 6, on the Chattooga.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (ZM6hc)

535 I can't believe that I have to explain the Constitution on this blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap for SCOTUS!!!

Wipe Ruthie's seat before you sit, though.

Posted by: Miklos, nominatin' like hell at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (zCyNd)

536 Nightforce is a sponsor and I have them on my rifles, but there are other good options too. Vortex makes a nice scope with good glass and Nikon has some nice stuff too.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (Sfs6o)
++++

For my budget, looking at Vortex and Nikon glass. Nightforce a bit too rich for my blood. And then there's Mrs. OReno....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (2sCft)

537 489
Apparently they were teaching Castilian Spanish, not Mexican Spanish. Now you'd think if you were a native speaker of Spanish, you could master the differences between the two without much effort.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (FLuaE)


That reminds me of the time I had a substitute English teacher in junior high. He gave the class a spelling test, and I did poorly, which shocked me, because I was normally a very good speller.

Turns our the test included lots of words like "color" "favor", and so forth. I got dinged because I didn't spell them with a u.

The guy was Indian. I had to go to him after class and explain the difference between American and British spellings.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

538 The Constitution is an establishment of individual rights, and a delineation of limited authority between the States and the National governments.

Any other understanding is judge-created.
Posted by: Miklos, who looked into this at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (zCyNd)


See, this is EXACTLY why some of the Founding Fathers were leery of putting the Bill of Rights into the thing.

They feared that the enumeration of certain rights of the people would become the sum total list of rights the people had (hence the inclusion of the utterly forgotten Tenth Amendment).

The Constitution was never supposed to be about the rights of the people, except to the extent that it protected the natural rights of the people from the depredations of government power.

The Constitution, as Warai-robotto pointed out, was BY the people of the United States, and its purpose was to define and delimit the lawful powers of the federal government. Period.

The Constitution, properly understood, applies to the GOVERNMENT, not to the PEOPLE (however defined).

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (s5o+q)

539 Okey dokey. Going to bed. 'Night everybody!

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)

540 Wait a second! Stop the presses! Back the truck up!

We'd better hope that the HillaryBot didn't become digitally fecund as part of some AI project gone haywire.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (tRaq7)

541 Cindy Crawford's commercial from long ago is the one and only thing Pepsi has going for it. She is still hotter than hot too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (QZIW8)

542 >> Did my own dirty mind out itself???

Yes, it did.

:whistles:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

543 >>For my budget, looking at Vortex and Nikon glass.


Nothing wrong with used scopes. You can really get a ton of scope for your dollar that way.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (M5b9O)

544 511 BTW I don't remember where I saw it but Lilly (her name is (Milania Vantyrub or something, she's from Israel I beleive) in a few other off the wall shows as a guest. One of them she was scantily clad. Yea, it's as nice as you can imagine.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (tPrp3)

Not sure what makes her so damned appealing. Makes me feel warm and tingly, IYKWIM.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (2sCft)

545 My king-size memory foam pillows arrived an hour ago. Huzzah!

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (Pqytn)

546 I can't believe that I have to explain the Constitution on this blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM

The US Constitution is the founding document for the judicial system in the United States. I wish you would explain to simple old me how the United States Judicial system does not apply to non citizens when those non citizens are inside the jurisdiction of the US legal system.

If it were true that the US Constitution does not apply to foreigners, then what legal basis do we have to deport them?

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (GroCc)

547 >> And your own reputation?

That's not me, that's my evil twin, Skippy.

He hacks me all the time, the naughty boy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

548 Damn people! The Declaration of Independence is part of the Constitution; the Constitution is for the people of the United States of America. The people of the United States of America are its citizens.

Posted by: Charles Biggerstaff at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (71st6)

549 Cindy Crawford's commercial from long ago is the one and only thing Pepsi has going for it. She is still hotter than hot too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (QZIW
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The Pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson was pretty hot too, in its own way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (kNasr)

550 i'm laughing at the silent TuCa face while the idiotic funny abortion woman talks. he's incredulity incarnate.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (c2m/9)

551 In the future, everyone will be a RUSSIAN BOT for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

552 Those Russian bots are crap. If you want a really good one you need to go German.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at January 23, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

Korean. Cheaper, less complicated and they take regular AR magazines.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 08:02 PM (EoRCO)




But they won't run dirty, IYKWIM

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (WbIyz)

553 His dad, however, once ran the CIA.



I wonder who he knows?

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 07:55 PM (tRaq7)

Remember a couple months ago when the rest of the Kennedy assassination files were finally supposed to be released but were held up at the last minute to redact "names of the living" or some such? That name was George Bush.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (rnXGe)

554
For my budget, looking at Vortex and Nikon glass. Nightforce a bit too rich for my blood. And then there's Mrs. OReno....
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:36 PM (2sCft)
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Yeah, they're proud of their stuff!

Also look at Sightron around that price point. I think the SIII is their long range offering.

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)

555 It's Russian Bots all the way down

Posted by: Mega at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (rv0Fo)

556 Fondly recalls Unertl lost in canoe accident. Class 6, on the Chattooga.

I've rafted that river. Fun, but a step up from the Nantahala. Or two.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (tRaq7)

557 Also for commercial hotties -- the Nationwide cat burglar chick.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (ggAgX)

558 Bob Costas is out?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

559 Not sure what makes her so damned appealing. Makes me feel warm and tingly, IYKWIM.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM

Not sure, but she's cute and actually has some curves. Love curves!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (tPrp3)

560 Patiently waiting for Comey's next cryptic tweet.
Perhaps it will be about the scorpion and the frog or maybe the fox guarding the hen house.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

561 218 Didn't Comey tell the President that he was not the subject of an investigation, and testify to the same in front of Congress? I don't see what there is to obstruct.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 07:51 PM (1Zu3n)

That's why Mueller wants to interview Trump. Because he's got nothing and he knows it. The only play he's got left is to Scooter-Libby Trump, or try to, anyway.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 07:53 PM (s5o+q)
>>>>>

Mueller will try to make the case that Trump obstructed the investigations of Flynn, and his (Trump's) sons and associates, through firing Comey and due to some of his tweets and public statements.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (AMIL/)

562 I make a rich bot beg
I'll make a good bot steal
I'll make an old bot blush
And make a young bot squeal
I wanna be yours pretty botty
Yours and yours alot
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bot
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bot

Posted by: George Thoroughbot and the Destroybots at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (bJ0w+)

563 >>Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:37 PM (s5o+q)


Try explaining that to an 8th Grader from Albany by way of Guatemala.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (M5b9O)

564
Skippy colludes with the Russians. He's a bot master, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (8O3HH)

565 Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (GroCc)

Preach it !

Posted by: Nazi spies at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

566 Bob Costas is out?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)
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MeToo or gay?

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)

567 Costas got fired? I hadn't heard that! what did he do, walk under somebody's skirt?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (P8951)

568 557 Also for commercial hotties -- the Nationwide cat burglar chick.
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (ggAgX)

I would BOT that BOT so hard I'd BOT all over her BOT.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

569 Bob Costas is out?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)



Replaced by a Russian bot. A small Russian bot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

570 If it were true that the US Constitution does not apply to foreigners, then what legal basis do we have to deport them?

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (GroCc)


The basis that any sovereign nation has the right to eject aliens any time it wants and for any reason it wants. You don't need a Constitution for that ... as has been demonstrated by every single nation-state in history (almost none of which ever had a Constitution).

And aliens can be ejected for anything precisely because the Constitution doesn't really apply to them. They have no right to be here. Period.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)

571 Part of the confusion for us is that we don't 'get' the idea of a nation-state. The constitution of the United States is thw document used to establish and codify a system of government for a given people within a given territory. The constitution did not create Americans - Americans created the constitution. We were a nation even before its ratification and would be if it had never been drafted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

572 Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (y87Qq)

LOL.

Well, as long as she's in office any stance will do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8+Ozj)

573 Costas wouldn't get fired for being gay. They'd give him an award.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (P8951)

574 Somebody put this silly bastard some knowledge, because I'm Knee-Deep in Metallica.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)

575 Someone want to clue me in to exactly who that douchebag Allapundit called a Russian BOT?

I don't know why allah's douchebaggery is even novel, he was a douche way way back.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (16bxt)

576
The guy was Indian. I had to go to him after class and explain the difference between American and British spellings.
Posted by: rickl


Every Good Bot Deserves Favour

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

577
I just woke up from a dream about Russian Sex Bots.

Wheeee-doggy, that was sumthin'.


Welp. nuthin' goin' on.

So, back to sleep to find out how that dream ends!

...zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZ...

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (E3rQ4)

578 Try explaining that to an 8th Grader from Albany by way of Guatemala.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (M5b9O)


About four straight years of Early American History might do the trick.

After the individual in question gains a suitably effective command of English, anyway.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (s5o+q)

579 Bob Costas is out?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Really? Don't tease me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (kNasr)

580 That name was George Bush.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (rnXGe)


I did not know that.

Dude's been around DC for a while, hasn't he?

I don't put anything past anybody these days because power corrupts, as we all know.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (tRaq7)

581 >>Nationwide cat burglar chick.


Damn! I never mentioned her here because I wanted to keep her for myself.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (M5b9O)

582 One of them she was scantily clad. Yea, it's as nice as you can imagine.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:32 PM (tPrp3)


Scantily clad. Love that phrase. Don't hear it too much anymore.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (z79tQ)

583 Patiently waiting for Comey's next cryptic tweet.
Perhaps it will be about the scorpion and the frog or maybe the fox guarding the hen house.
Posted by: redridinghood

50,000 Quatloos say it's closing the barn door after the horse ran away.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (5wCUq)

584 Clap for the botman

He gonna rate your record high

Posted by: Botman Jack at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (QLvwG)

585
I wonder if Allahwussy thinks Jenna Jameson was a bot when she smacked him on Twitter the other day.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

586
Roc Ingersol @ January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

whats yer point?

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (GroCc)

587 Mueller will try to make the case that Trump
obstructed the investigations of Flynn, and his (Trump's) sons and
associates, through firing Comey and due to some of his tweets and
public statements.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (AMIL/)

==============================
Highly unlikely. The discovery phase would be awesome. The number of FBI agents interviewed would be awesome, too.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (Pqytn)

588 Also look at Sightron around that price point. I think the SIII is their long range offering.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)

Thanks for suggestions Weasel and garrett.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

589 Costas is only out from the Super Bowl

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (K5s2f)

590 Class 6, on the Chattooga.

You ran Section 1?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (WbIyz)

591 Yet the Constitution establishes our soverignity, we are a nation of laws not men. Our "soverign" is that law, the Consitiution. It's apparently still a novel concept. And no we would not have been this "nation" without the constitution, we would have been some other nation with some other source of law.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (16bxt)

592 Hello? I need to bring my Kardashian mark 7 in for maintenance. It needs a Brazilian Bot-lift.

Posted by: Kanye West at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

593 We didn't fire Bob Costass.

We just save him for October. When his pink eye(s) work well with pink ribbon month.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (ggAgX)

594 Comey: Yo, Prezzy Two Scoops, you aren't under any investigation.

Donny 2 Scooops: OK cool. Hey since this whole Russia thing is bullshit, and since you just told it's total bullshit like 10 seconds ago, you want to wrap up the nonsense with Flynn as well? Like what the fuck is up with that?

Comey: OMFG!!! You are trying to obstruct a non-existent investigation, I just told you doesn't exist!!!!!!!!ty

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM (1JAxC)

595 Anyone have an pillow recommendations? (And publius, no Denise Milani jokes.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM (sZJfc)

596 They have no right to be here. Period.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)


UNLESS they are DREAMER bots!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM (gwPgz)

597 Fuck Bob Costas with his BS guns bad ranting self. Don't let the door hit ya

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM (4upo5)

598 Replaced by a Russian bot. A small Russian bot
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

And oozing optical sensors.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM (Dp6qK)

599 Breaking news from ESPN: Tom Brady is 3-0 when wearing a white jersey in the Super Bowl. The Patriots will be wearing white jerseys in SB XLI.

it's white jersey supremacy, ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!!!

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (EzdLW)

600 573
Costas wouldn't get fired for being gay. They'd give him an award.

I think he gave everybody pink eye and they're pissed.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (nisXv)

601 ==============================
Highly unlikely. The discovery phase would be awesome. The number of FBI agents interviewed would be awesome, too.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (Pqytn)
>>>>

then Mueller's got nothing

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (AMIL/)

602 B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bot
Posted by: George Thoroughbot and the Destroybots at January 23, 2018 08:40 PM (bJ0w+)

Have we reached peak bot yet?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (2sCft)

603 Replaced by a Russian bot. A small Russian bot

with red eyes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (WbIyz)

604 According to NBC's commercials no men are competing in this year's Olympics, so I probably won't be watching.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (1JAxC)

605 "My Pllow", Aetius451AD.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (Ckg4U)

606 567
Costas got fired? I hadn't heard that! what did he do, walk under somebody's skirt?
======================


*Snort*

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (QZIW8)

607 And aliens can be ejected for anything precisely because the Constitution doesn't really apply to them. They have no right to be here. Period.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)


I guess the way I'd put it is that aliens have the full measure of those natural rights God gave them.

American citizens have those natural rights too, plus those "privileges and immunities" accordant with their status as citizens of the United States.

It is those privileges and immunities which the DACAns seek to nullify.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (s5o+q)

608 They've gone botshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

609 Didn't Comey tell the President that he was not the subject of an investigation, and testify to the same in front of Congress? I don't see what there is to obstruct.
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Not only that, but it's going to be a tough row to hoe to make the case that it was so, despite the complete lack of a criminal investigation at the time. They were simply on a "finding of fact" investigation at that point.

The news and left sell it by bending the truth on everything and insinuating the rest. But there was nothing like a criminal investigation going on at the time. It was trying to find out what the Russians had done if anything.

There *might* have been a plan to conduct a criminal investigation into Flynn. However, there was not one at the time. Which really makes a solid case that if Barack Obama had "prosecutorial discretion" to sleep through enforcing a whole class of law, duly passed by Congress as part of their Constitutional duty, Trump *arguably* had "prosecutorial discretion" to choose not to pursue a particular individual.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (vDqXW)

610 589 Costas is only out from the Super Bowl
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (K5s2f)


Finally that midget catches a break.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (FLuaE)

611 I'm not that concerned about the brain damage. I'm also a former college fottbiajl playErz nd BRIGHT LIGHT ALIEN MUNKEYZ IN MY BRANZ and I'm fine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

612 Why am I getting commercials in Spanish on FOX. Second night in a row.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (HiDrR)

613 OK people, I actually worked all day while a whole new meme has gone full life cycle.

Wth is a Russian Bot?

And please don't say "scroll up". That would be too easy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (EZebt)

614 And aliens can be ejected for anything precisely because the Constitution doesn't really apply to them. They have no right to be here. Period.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)

Especially so for illegal aliens (yes, asshole lefties getting the vapors over that phrase, that is the proper term).

That's not to say that they have NO rights, obviously the police can't just shoot an illegal alien in the face for no reason and get away with it, or send them to jail for made-up crimes they didn't commit and couldn't be proven guilty of. But those aren't "rights given to aliens by the Constitution", those are "things the government is not allowed to do, to anybody"

But the Constitution is only so long. It's the framing document of the government, not a Reader's Digest version of the U.S. Code. The idea that it must have an explicit ruling on every single facet of life, especially something as obvious as "we can kick illegal aliens out at will", is silly.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (T28di)

615 612 Why am I getting commercials in Spanish on FOX. Second night in a row.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (HiDrR)

___

Cuz......

Posted by: Diversity is Our Strength at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (1JAxC)

616 >>Anyone have an pillow recommendations?


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot

Want to nestle your head in these?

Posted by: Megan McCain at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (2cuLk)

617 585
I wonder if Allahwussy thinks Jenna Jameson was a bot when she smacked him on Twitter the other day.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

She's awesome because she's a retired porn star. She's literally out of fucks to give.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

618 Costas got fired? I hadn't heard that! what did he do, walk under somebody's skirt?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (P8951)

Good one.

Posted by: tbodie at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (Lsu/B)

619 Comey will be kneeling, in prison.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (QZIW8)

620 BLACKENED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9d5fgDHEQA

Posted by: Last Great Metallica Tune at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (M5b9O)

621 Apparently they were teaching Castilian Spanish, not Mexican Spanish. Now you'd think if you were a native speaker of Spanish, you could master the differences between the two without much effort.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (FLuaE)

The differences between Latin American and Spanish "Castillano" are much greater than between, for example, US and UK English. Grammar, vocabulary, etc.

Pronunciation and accent are also very different. This applies in regions of Spain, as well as the different regions of Latin America.

Posted by: Miklos, en espanol Cubano at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

622 Why am I getting commercials in Spanish on FOX. Second night in a row.

You pressed the SAP button, didn't you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (WbIyz)

623
The Daily Mail is going on that Melania may be pissed at Trump (the Stormy thing), cancelling going with him to Davos, and some other stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (8O3HH)

624 If it were true that the US Constitution does not apply to foreigners, then what legal basis do we have to deport them?


Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:38 PM (GroCc)

The Constitution doesn't apply to them, it applies to us and we get to eject non-citizens who come here illegally. We are a nation of laws, and coming here illegally means we can deport your ass because, get this, you aren't a citizen. The law governs what we do, not what a foreigner does, but if he shows up, we get to follow our own laws as SET UP BY OUR CONSTITUTION.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (16bxt)

625 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

626 OK people, I actually worked all day while a whole new meme has gone full life cycle.

Wth is a Russian Bot?

And please don't say "scroll up". That would be too easy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (EZebt)


I may be mis-sourcing the meme, but I think Ace is riffing on something Allahpundit wrote.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (s5o+q)

627
Costas wouldn't get fired for being gay. They'd give him an award.

I think he gave everybody pink eye and they're pissed.
Posted by: dartist


He gave Hope Solo a black eye.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

628 Josephistan, how did your meeting go today? Give me good news!

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (kNasr)

629 Jason Whitlock is a sensible man.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (P8951)

630 Bot Costas? He flunked the Voight Kampff test.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)

631 I'm no lawyer but I see the constitution applying to everyone on US soil, whether legal or not. So a foreigner can't be stopped without probable cause, can't be thrown in jail for saying something, etc.

BUT...

The constitution doesn't say anything about a foreigner's right to be here. So yes he has constitutional protections, but we can also throw his ass out of the country any time we want.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (1JAxC)

632 >>Jason Whitlock is a sensible man.


That's probably why ESPN let him go.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (M5b9O)

633 I was taught castillano, I can't make heads or tails of what the local MS13 says.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (16bxt)

634 obviously the police can't just shoot an illegal alien in the face for no reason and get away with it


Unless Congress passed a law requiring it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (WbIyz)

635 I bought a My Pillow tonight. I haven't tried it yet, obviously, but I'm looking forward to it. I've been having lots of trouble waking up in the middle of the night and being unable to fall back asleep until about the time the alarm goes off, which is frustrating. The pillows I've been using are probably 20-30 years old.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

636 "Jason Whitlock is a sensible man."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (P8951)

Just thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)

637 JackStraw, you were missed earlier today. The horde was trying to keep up with fast moving Secret Society FBI coup-news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (QZIW8)

638 I guess the way I'd put it is that aliens have the full measure of those natural rights God gave them.

American citizens have those natural rights too, plus those "privileges and immunities" accordant with their status as citizens of the United States.

It is those privileges and immunities which the DACAns seek to nullify.

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (s5o+q)


But the American government was created only to preserve the rights of Americans, not of anyone else. Others have their own governments to preserve their rights ... or not.

As I wrote earlier, the Constitution is very clear, right in the beginning, about who and what it was created for:

to "secure the Blessings of Liberty to Ourselves and our Posterity".

That pretty much says it all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (8gDQu)

639 Every Good Bot Deserves Favour

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

Does E-G-B-D-F work for sitar?

Posted by: Maharishi Miklos, bluesman at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (zCyNd)

640 The differences between Latin American and Spanish "Castillano" are much greater than between, for example, US and UK English. Grammar, vocabulary, etc.

Pronunciation and accent are also very different. This applies in regions of Spain, as well as the different regions of Latin America.
Posted by: Miklos, en espanol Cubano at January 23, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd)


OK. But still, would it be easier for a native speaker of any variety of Spanish to master, or for an Anglo who walks in the door only knowing Spanish obscenities taught to him by irate drivers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (FLuaE)

641 Jason Whitlock is a sensible man.


He was great in Shawshank Redemption.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (WbIyz)

642 FWIW, the "My Pillow" is by far the most disappointing, shitty product I have ever purchase in my life. Complete piece of crap. I actually sleep better with no pillow. Might as well wad up a T-shirt and stick it behind your neck.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (T28di)

643 BTW I don't remember where I saw it but Lilly (her name is (Milania Vantyrub or something, she's from Israel I beleive) in a few other off the wall shows as a guest. One of them she was scantily clad. Yea, it's as nice as you can imagine.

Uzbek.

And I'd have to be removed surgically from her because I wouldn't dismount willingly.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (tRaq7)

644 Anyone have an pillow recommendations? (And publius, no Denise Milani jokes.)
====================

I ordered a set of Comfortac shredded memory foam king size pillows. They were a Deal of the Day selection at Amazon and so far (2 hours in), I'm impressed. They were 29.95 on sale, but that's over.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (Pqytn)

645 Fuck Bob Costas with his BS guns bad ranting self. Don't let the door hit ya
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:45 PM

The door knob went right above his head.

Posted by: Randy Newman, Short people got no... at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (tPrp3)

646 Overstock.com ad (love the title, LMAO)

https://youtu.be/23LclXnKK8g

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (K5s2f)

647 Again, the constitution governs how we act, not how the foreigner acts.


How is this hard.

Yes, we can't randomly kill them, put them in jail without charges, etc, because our laws apply to us, not to them.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (16bxt)

648 Can't we all agree that Costas got fired from a job is a very good thing?

We have to look to those things that bring us together.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

649 Richman's lucky he has a law license. Otherwise, he'd have had to gay-marry Comey in order to avoid having to testify.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (wSC8T)

650 Mueller is going to have to make the case the President doesn't have the authority to direct his underlings and that Trump directed Comey to not investigate Flynn.

But Mueller doesn't really care about crimes that can be adjudicated in a court of law. He cares about smearing Trump enough for impeachment

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (LnOh3)

651 France French and non-France French can also be worlds apart. Quebecois French is, shall we say, challenging to understand for someone who speaks French but for whom French is not their first language.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (1JAxC)

652 Uzbek.

And I'd have to be removed surgically from her because I wouldn't dismount willingly.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM

#metoo

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (tPrp3)

653 628 Josephistan, how did your meeting go today? Give me good news!

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 08:49 PM (kNasr)

I was one of the ones who dodged the bullet and got to keep my job. But I'm sad to see some friends get laid off, and it's likely the site will close in the next couple of years, so I still should look for work, but at least I can do it on my terms & not be desperate. Thanks for your thoughts & prayers

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (ANIFC)

654 >> She's awesome because she's a retired porn star

She's something. She's staunchly pro-life and quite conservative. She's got a caustic wit and does battle with the SJWs all the time, especially on the abortion stuff.

She was very active during the recent March for Life thing. Scroll through her Twitter feed. She's a hoot.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

655 And aliens can be ejected for anything precisely because the Constitution doesn't really apply to them. They have no right to be here. Period.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:41 PM (8gDQu)

Especially so for illegal aliens (yes, asshole lefties getting the vapors over that phrase, that is the proper term).

That's not to say that they have NO rights, obviously the police can't just shoot an illegal alien in the face for no reason and get away with it, or send them to jail for made-up crimes they didn't commit and couldn't be proven guilty of. But those aren't "rights given to aliens by the Constitution", those are "things the government is not allowed to do, to anybody"

But the Constitution is only so long. It's the framing document of the government, not a Reader's Digest version of the U.S. Code. The idea that it must have an explicit ruling on every single facet of life, especially something as obvious as "we can kick illegal aliens out at will", is silly.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:48
PM

Here is the perfect solution. Whenever we the people discover an illegal alien, non citizen who has no rights under the US Constitution because we the people can do anything we want, just kill the alien and leave the body to rot in the street.

Why do we the people have to bother with law enforcement, immigration control, or an appearance before a judge.
You people are insane.

Or you are just trolling me.
I'm not playing anymore.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (GroCc)

656 The pillows I've been using are probably 20-30 years old.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 23, 2018 08:53 PM (Dp6qK)

657 612 Why am I getting commercials in Spanish on FOX. Second night in a row.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (HiDrR)

You in Californ-I-A? I think that's the official language or (Non-New) California.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)

658 The artist formerly known as Coldbeers ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mexican at January 23, 2018 08:53 PM (K9Tyy)

659 642 FWIW, the "My Pillow" is by far the most disappointing, shitty product I have ever purchase in my life. Complete piece of crap. I actually sleep better with no pillow. Might as well wad up a T-shirt and stick it behind your neck.
Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (T28di)

___

But its machine warshable and made in Minnesota!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:53 PM (1JAxC)

660 I guess the way I'd put it is that aliens have the full measure of those natural rights God gave them.

American citizens have those natural rights too, plus those "privileges and immunities" accordant with their status as citizens of the United States.

It is those privileges and immunities which the DACAns seek to nullify.
Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:46 PM (s5o+q)
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Aliens cannot kidnap each other in this country because neither one has rights, and it's not the role of government to secure the rights of aliens. We protect the rights of aliens on our soil, AS government was instituted to protect the rights of man, by the theory of government.

Now, by throwing you out of the country, we have not suppressed your rights. You have no right to be in this country. But we've simply removed you from our jurisdiction. You have as many rights as the country you choose protects.

It's the same way as the classical model. If you really, really don't like something a state is doing, the founders always thought we could "vote with our feet". The state only impinges on those rights you stay around to let it impinge upon (before the 14th amendment--and later the Incorporation doctrine).

The founders had a similar view on federal taxes. The federal government could raise taxes as high as they wanted--and that the people would accept. Because sooner or later, people act through their representatives.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:54 PM (vDqXW)

661 Remember when Allah had his own website? Member?

He was...different.

Posted by: Doh, no relation at January 23, 2018 08:54 PM (+dh7Q)

662 >>The pillows I've been using are probably 20-30 years old.


They are still pretty perky then.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 08:54 PM (M5b9O)

663 That is good news, josephistan, although I'm sorry for your friends. I'm glad you're set for the time being and I hope you find something great in the near future.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (kNasr)

664 Can you invoke privilege when you are part of a conspiracy to commit a crime?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (FTXAT)

665 I actually like my "My Pillow".

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (tPrp3)

666 FWIW, the "My Pillow" is by far the most disappointing, shitty product I have ever purchase in my life. Complete piece of crap. I actually sleep better with no pillow. Might as well wad up a T-shirt and stick it behind your neck.
Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:51 PM (T28di)
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I could have warned you. We have more than a dozen pillows because of my wife's neck problems. She's not sleeping on a MyPillow.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW)

667 I'm happy with my My Pillows. My sister didn't much like hers though. however, she sleeps on her stomach and barely needs a pillow. I'm a side sleeper and like 2 pillows. I also like that you can throw My Pillows in the washing machine.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (P8951)

668 Can you invoke privilege when you are part of a conspiracy to commit a crime?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (FTXAT)


White privilege?

Sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (8gDQu)

669 She's something. She's staunchly pro-life and quite conservative. She's got a caustic wit and does battle with the SJWs all the time, especially on the abortion stuff.

-
You forgot funny and fearless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

670 But its machine warshable and made in Minnesota!!
Posted by: #neverskankles

Do they smell of lutefisk?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (5wCUq)

671 642 FWIW, the "My Pillow" is by far the most disappointing, shitty product I have ever purchase in my life. Complete piece of crap. I actually sleep better with no pillow. Might as well wad up a T-shirt and stick it behind your neck.

But wait ! There's more !

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (4upo5)

672 646 Overstock.com ad (love the title, LMAO)

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (K5s2f)

It truly is all about the "O".

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (2sCft)

673 Again, the constitution governs how we act, not how the foreigner acts.


How is this hard.

Yes, we can't randomly kill them, put them in jail without charges, etc, because our laws apply to us, not to them.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM

I wish I had read this sooner. As I said earlier, illegal aliens can get away with murder because our laws do not apply to them.

This is not my country anymore. You people are nuts.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (GroCc)

674 WAPO HEADLINE:

Analysis: It's looking more and more like Jeff Sessions is doing Trump's political dirty work

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Yeah enforcing the law is now considered political dirt work.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 08:57 PM (1JAxC)

675 I may be mis-sourcing the meme, but I think Ace is riffing on something Allahpundit wrote.

Some Progda outlet tried to attribute the popularity of the Twitter meme #Releasethememo to the actions of Russian Twitter bots instead of real people.

#Releasethememo being the damaging-to-the-FBI FISA memo that House Republicans viewed over the weekend and which has to go through a very specific process to remove classified info before the President signs off on it to be released to the public, which is supposed to happen in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 08:57 PM (tRaq7)

676 You people are nuts.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (GroCc)


Blame James Madison. It was all his idea.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:57 PM (8gDQu)

677 I also like that you can throw My Pillows in the washing machine.
--------------

You can throw our bots in the washing machine.

Posted by: MyBot.com at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (jTKIp)

678 This is not my country anymore.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree

Did not know the short bus was a country in the first place. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (5wCUq)

679 Mueller is going after Trump for obstruction of justice for firing Comey.

That is the entire game.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 23, 2018 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

Comey served at the President's pleasure and could be fired at will. Mueller has absolutely no argument for that charge.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (FTXAT)

680
Why am I getting commercials in Spanish on FOX. Second night in a row.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 08:47 PM (HiDrR)


Comprehensive Bot Reform

Posted by: Lindsay Grahamnesty at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (EzdLW)

681 You people are funny.

Posted by: Rosie The RoBOT at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (tPrp3)

682 Here is the perfect solution. Whenever we the people discover an illegal alien, non citizen who has no rights under the US Constitution because we the people can do anything we want, just kill the alien and leave the body to rot in the street.



How dense are you? We are governed by the constitution not the alien. We don't get to murder people because our laws prohibit murder. They have no rights, WE HAVE RIGHTS AND LAWS. We have to follow OUR LAW, which does not include murder. Our LAW says that those who are here illegally can be deported at our pleasure.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (16bxt)

683 But the American government was created only to preserve the rights of Americans, not of anyone else. Others have their own governments to preserve their rights ... or not.

As I wrote earlier, the Constitution is very clear, right in the beginning, about who and what it was created for:

to "secure the Blessings of Liberty to Ourselves and our Posterity".

That pretty much says it all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:50 PM (8gDQu)


We might actually be in "violent agreement."

My main point is that the Founding Fathers were big on Natural Rights, which all people possessed innately, granted by God. The Constitution lays out a government which is supposed to uphold and protect those natural rights.

It also in addition identifies "privileges and immunities" of citizens of the Several States (back when that statement actually meant something . . . the phrase "United States" was a plural until after the Civil War). Those privileges and immunities were above and beyond the natural rights of man, and were the possession of a citizen of one of the Several States.

"Citizenship" is, according to this construction, a PRIVILEGE granted to citizens of the United States, not a right.

Or, much shorter, as Trump says, "America First."

Posted by: filbert-bot at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (s5o+q)

684 666
We have more than a dozen pillows because of my wife's neck problems. She's not sleeping on a MyPillow.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW)


I saw where Beserker-Dragonheads Division said earlier today that MyPillows don't work well if you have a neck injury. I don't, so I'll have to see how it goes.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

685 My Pillow makes a great sponge.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (g4lFK)

686 Why do we the people have to bother with law enforcement, immigration control, or an appearance before a judge.
You people are insane.

Or you are just trolling me.
I'm not playing anymore.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (GroCc)

Thanks for playing, sorry you ragequit.

Seriously, though, I have no idea what you're talking about with that last rant.

If an illegal alien is found, they are to be apprehended by law enforcement, determined to be here illegally by a judge, and deported.

? Right? I think that's what both you and I are saying. And POP said "ejected". Not "killed and left rotting in the street".

But don't let me get in the way of a good flounce. It's fun!

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (T28di)

687 '#metoo'

#twoweeks


(Maybe)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (EyPfd)

688 You can throw our bots in the washing machine.

Posted by: MyBot.com at January 23, 2018 08:58 PM (jTKIp)


Don't forget to add the Bleach-Bit to get them coming out super clean.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (8gDQu)

689 >>I'm happy with my My Pillows. My sister didn't much like hers though.

This is the story of plastic surgery.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

690 As I said earlier, illegal aliens can get away with murder because our laws do not apply to them.

Mostly in California.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (WbIyz)

691 Blame James Madison. It was all his idea.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:57 PM

Link please. Since I ride the short bus I need your superior intellect to point me in the right direction.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (GroCc)

692 No Costas in the Super Bowl programming? Oh noes! How will the people who watch only this one football game each year know that the Super Bowl is a transcendent event that celebrates the glory that sports competition brings to Humankind, across the globe, not only to the ironworker in Pittsburgh and the windmill designer in Chicago, but to the downtrodden undocumented immigrant football fans across this troubled and yearning-to-be-more-diverse-and-tolerant country?

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

693 just kill the alien and leave the body to rot in the street.

It's against the laws of god and man to waste meat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (WbIyz)

694 This is not my country anymore.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree


What's your new one? Go there. If you're not a citizen or have a legal right to be here because you've gone through the proper procedures, then you should be deported.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

695 >>I'm happy with my My Pillows. My sister didn't much like hers though.

This is the story of plastic surgery.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

Indeed. I like my pillows natural. Just sayin'.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (2sCft)

696 I hate to break it to Jimmy Comby. But giving classified info to anyone is breaking the law, regardless if he's your lawyer or butt buddy.

Posted by: Rosie The RoBOT at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (tPrp3)

697 Link please. Since I ride the short bus I need your superior intellect to point me in the right direction.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:00 PM (GroCc)

Is this another Wrath of Khan reference?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (sZJfc)

698 I'm happy with my My Pillows. My sister didn't much like hers though.

This is the story of plastic surgery.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
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You're awful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (kNasr)

699 But its machine warshable and made in Minnesota!!
Posted by: #neverskankles


If you have one, don't inhale fumes from it, or you risk becoming retarded also.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (FLuaE)

700 White privilege?



Sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 08:56 PM (8gDQu)

Well sure white privilege (and wouldn't that be hilarious if they did that)... But attorney/client privilege?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (FTXAT)

701 Apparently they were teaching Castilian Spanish, not Mexican Spanish. Now you'd think if you were a native speaker of Spanish, you could master the differences between the two without much effort.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 08:29 PM (FLuaE)




Basil Fawlty: I learnt classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)

702 This is not my country anymore.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree

Kurt Eichenwald has found a shithole:

5 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

I accept: America is dead. We can't build or accomplish great things, we don't lead world in anything but defense $ and per capita ppl in prison.

Hatred and refusing to pay for what we need was the cause.

that America is dead is not a catastrophe, but historical inevitability. Empires rise and fall, always because of arrogance. We have believed we can borrow to infinity, ignore the basic requirements of a nation (like infrastructure), engage in war w/o paying for it. And no...

And on and on and on . . .

http://bit.ly/2DwHkAJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

703 Well if we do get bots, I'd like the one from Archer with the vibrating vagina

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (4upo5)

704 Costas is only out from the Super Bowl

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (K5s2f)
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He just stays in the closet otherwise?

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (vDqXW)

705 Is this another Wrath of Khan reference?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (sZJfc)

Fucking LOL!!

Good night, Horde.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (2sCft)

706 Geez pillows are expensive- and the reviews are brutal. It is like a blood duel in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (sZJfc)

707 Lefties are always so flouncy. Must be exhausting.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (16bxt)

708 651: I know a French chef (now a US citizen) who told me when he visited Cajun country, all these old Cajuns were delighted to meet someone from "the old country" and started speaking Cajun French to him. He said that with the best will in the world, he could understand maybe one word in every 10. He loved the Cajuns though, said they're the salt of the earth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (P8951)

709 Ugh, Gowdy's hair still is fucked.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (K5s2f)

710 >>You're awful.

Well, yea. I've been telling you this forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (/tuJf)

711 What do you mean, You people?!

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (WbIyz)

712 I felt a "my pillow." It's chunks of foam. I recoiled. I prefer my chunks of feathers.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (16bxt)

713 I was one of the ones who dodged the bullet and got to keep my job. But I'm sad to see some friends get laid off, and it's likely the site will close in the next couple of years, so I still should look for work, but at least I can do it on my terms & not be desperate. Thanks for your thoughts & prayers
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:52 PM (ANIFC)

Congratulations. Onward and upward!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

714 Know what else you can throw in the washing machine? 5 months of text messages apparently. And sadly, the FBI of all organizations have nooo way of getting those back! Not like they have any tech people. It's kiind of like when all my guns fell off my boat up on Lake Of The woods near the Canadian border in about 120 ft. Ooops!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (tPrp3)

715 IANAL but I'd guess that foreigners do not have *any* Constitutional rights, merely rights granted by laws passed by congress that could in theory be revoked. So foreign diplomats, foreign visitors with visas, and illegals must all be treated according to certain laws. But those are subject to change - they can be revoked without a constitutional amendment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (/qEW2)

716 Now, I have to quickly fogure out why ESPN is blacking out (RACISS) basketball games here.

Any ideas, oh data-Horde-base?

Posted by: Maharishi Miklos, bluesman at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

717 Posted by: Gref at January 23

Sincere compliment - That was so purely Costas I 'heard' it in his grating pretentious condescending voice. Well played, sir.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (JyFLk)

718 Crooked lawyers, cops, money laundering, extortion, racketeering and paid off politicians and judges. Feels just like home here in Crook County.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (nisXv)

719 >>I also like that you can throw My Pillows in the washing machine.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 08:55 PM (P8951)


My ex-wife would just wash her dirty pillows in the shower.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (PNbvK)

720 I'm happy with my My Pillows.
My my pillows pillows

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (nBr1j)

721 Seriously, though, I have no idea what you're talking about with that last rant.
------------------------------------------

go back up thread to the comment that says the Constitution applies only to the government that we the people have created to serve as restrictions on what the government can do, that we the people have no such restrictions.

I am very please to be entertaining you so. It is my mission in life. So we both get what we want.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (GroCc)

722 >> Good night, Horde.
Posted by: SteveOReno

Good night, and dream of the Universal Language.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

723 -Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (P8951)

Justin Wilson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (Ckg4U)

724 Well sure white privilege (and wouldn't that be hilarious if they did that)... But attorney/client privilege?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM (FTXAT)


Actually, we just went through this exact situation with the Steele Cartoon-Dossier thing. Clinton and the DNC had used their lawyers to actually pay for the stuff so that they could claim attorney-client privilege and not report or have to discuss any of the details. But the courts forced the law firms to cough up the invoices, I believe.

In any event, if it was a serious question, an attorney is not allowed to participate in a crime with his client. There is no privilege for that, other than bunking together in the slammer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (8gDQu)

725 jackStraw, I LOL'ed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (P8951)

726 709 Ugh, Gowdy's hair still is fucked.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (K5s2f)


Time to get rid of him then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (FLuaE)

727 G'Night, SteveOReno.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (Ckg4U)

728 Well if we do get bots, I'd like the one from Archer with the vibrating vagina

Seems like that would tickle too much to be very much fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (tRaq7)

729 508 I recently purchased a longer range rifle and now looking for a nice scope. Ruger Precision Rifle in 308 Win. Have not had a chance to shoot it yet, but hope to before it is tragically lost in boating accident.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)
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Nightforce is a sponsor and I have them on my rifles, but there are other good options too. Vortex makes a nice scope with good glass and Nikon has some nice stuff too.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 08:31 PM (Sfs6o)


I've been mulling over the NF SHV F1 for my R700 in 338 Win mag

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (di1hb)

730 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PILLOWS IS A EUPHEMISM FOR BREASTS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBOTTER at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (T28di)

731 I met Justin Wilson once, and his incredible younger Cajun Wife. I of course made a fool of myself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (WbIyz)

732 Well if we do get bots, I'd like the one from Archer with the vibrating vagina

Seems like that would tickle too much to be very much fun.
Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM

Maybe, but I am willing to try.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (tPrp3)

733 Lefties are always so flouncy. Must be exhausting.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:02 PM

You have no clue.
None
Zip
Nada

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (GroCc)

734 >> Good night, Horde.
Posted by: SteveOReno

Good night, and dream of the Universal Language.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

Planning to have a conversation with Mrs. OReno when I get home. But need to pick up some lube at the liquor store.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)

735 IIRC, the FOIA officer said that all SEVEN memos were born classified, and remain that way to this day...

so, no matter which 4 he had, it was illegal for Comey to share them, and for the "lawyer" to have them, "privilege" or not.

felony to send them, felony to possess them, felony to NOT notify competent authority when you got them, which, AIUI, is the ONLY thing that might protect you from receiving them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (a66nm)

736 >>>But its machine warshable and made in Minnesota!!

Posted by: #neverskankles



If you have one, don't inhale fumes from it, or you risk becoming retarded also.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM (FLuaE)<<<

I've never fondled a My Pillow. I swear!

Posted by: Al Franken at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (ggAgX)

737 He said that with the best will in the world, he could understand maybe one word in every 10. He loved the Cajuns though, said they're the salt of the earth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 09:03 PM (P8951)

Well, in Cajun French, probably 3 words out of 10 are English.

And Cajuns don't a;ways conjugate. The infinitive (to go) is usual.

Posted by: Miklos, hey chere at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

738 ut need to pick up some lube at the liquor store.
Posted by: SteveOReno

I hear the ladies prefer 10W30.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (5wCUq)

739 So.....the "Secret Society" is more 'formal' than what I thought and Comey has a butt-buddy who claims to be an 'attorney'.

Someone said popcorn, and another said critical mass.

All kinds of shit is hitting the fan.

I want to see these traitors go down, hard.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (8iiMU)

740 You in Californ-I-A? I think that's the official language or (Non-New) California.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 08:53 PM
~~~~~

Joisey. And this is the first time this has happened.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (HiDrR)

741 "Planning to have a conversation with Mrs. OReno when I get home. But need to pick up some lube at the liquor store."
-Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)

You give her the "What-For".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (Ckg4U)

742 ut need to pick up some lube at the liquor store.
Posted by: SteveOReno

I hear the ladies prefer 10W30.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (5wCUq)

Mine prefers whipped cream flavored vodka on ice.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (2sCft)

743 722
Good night, and dream of the Universal Language.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)


I don't think I've ever dreamed in Esperanto.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

744 I sleep with two pillows, one memory foam thing my wife bought somewhere and a my pillow. Perfect combo in my opinion.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:09 PM (tPrp3)

745 >> But need to pick up some lube at the liquor store.

Far better, when teaching classes and stuff, to get it in 55-gal drums.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)

746 " without the constitution, we would have been some other nation with some other source of law.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 08:44 PM (16bxt)



What country are you from?

Posted by: Articles of Confederation at January 23, 2018 09:09 PM (71st6)

747 hell, my doctor is from Milan. he couldn't understand anybody when he visited Sicily.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 23, 2018 09:09 PM (P8951)

748 Esparanto...Why don't you come to your senses...You've been out ridin fences...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:09 PM (tPrp3)

749 "...And this is the first time this has happened."
-Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (HiDrR)

That's what he said.

I turned that joke on its end and gave it a new life.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (Ckg4U)

750 The founders weren't the purists the Jacobins were. They believed that ALL governments protected their citizens' rights to one degree or another.

However, they would be a best of breed, by re-thinking it from the ground up.

The government can't just shoot somebody from another country because they don't like what he's saying. But they can arrange it so that he can exercise his freedom of speech somewhere else.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)

751 Night SteveOReno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (sZJfc)

752 If you have one, don't inhale fumes from it, or you risk becoming retarded also.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2018 09:01 PM

Where you from Jay?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (tPrp3)

753 Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (WbIyz)

754 >>I sleep with two pillows

You lucky bastard.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

755 Read the fvcking sign!

http://bit.ly/2BmxpLT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Fought the Bot and the Bot Won at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)

756 Far better, when teaching classes and stuff, to get it in 55-gal drums.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

"Never get into an argument with a man who buys his lube by the barrel."
Ben Franklin

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (5wCUq)

757 Our Rights come from Almighty God. The Constitution recognizes them. The entire gist of it is to decentralize power to preserve our God-given Rights because fallen men love power.

It was meant to prevent precisely things like this Cockroach Coup.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (Ndje9)

758 Hmm... these conspirators just might have destroyed enough evidence to put them beyond the reach of a criminal court, huh?

Time for a second look at civil asset forfeiture?

On a more serious note... most convictions occur on circumstantial evidence, and having all evidence of wrongdoing on the part of a law enforcement office just happen to disappear once someone wanted to see it is a pretty strong piece of circumstantial evidence in and of itself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 09:11 PM (wSC8T)

759 dammit too slow

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:11 PM (WbIyz)

760 >>I hate to break it to Jimmy Comby. But giving
classified info to anyone is breaking the law, regardless if he's your
lawyer or butt buddy.

Posted by: Rosie The RoBOT

What if I pass it through the wall to the guy down at the glory hole?

Posted by: Jim Comey at January 23, 2018 09:11 PM (2cuLk)

761 I want to see these traitors go down, hard.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:08 PM (8iiMU)

___

US TOO!!

Posted by: Shep & Anderson at January 23, 2018 09:12 PM (1JAxC)

762 SteveOReno...

If you're saying "Goodnight", mean it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:12 PM (Ckg4U)

763 josephistan - glad to hear you made the cut. Been prayin' for ya. It must have been awful though to see others not be so fortunate. Glad you have time to look elsewhere.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 09:12 PM (RfzVr)

764 Speaking of Dirty Pillows...Sara Carter is on Hannity.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 09:12 PM (5th89)

765 >> "Never get into an argument with a man who buys his lube by the barrel."
Ben Franklin

Well the ficuses can get sort of rough when you hump 'em dry. Also, the Brazilian Cherry roots (you know, root stuff).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

766 738 ut need to pick up some lube at the liquor store.
Posted by: SteveOReno

I hear the ladies prefer 10W30.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:07 PM (5wCUq)

Would be hard on latex. Have to use sheepskin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (sZJfc)

767 "Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses ..."
-Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (WbIyz)

*HAH!*

Nicely played, Good Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (Ckg4U)

768 Mobsters don't look like big, fat, cigar chomping Goombah's anymore. Well, there's Cankles.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (nisXv)

769 Read the fvcking sign!

http://bit.ly/2BmxpLT

---

Truck was coming from the other direction and made a left turn.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (GroCc)

770 I sleep with two pillows



You lucky bastard.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)


Not quite as lucky as whoever gets to sleep with westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette.

He gets 3 pillows.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:13 PM (ggAgX)

771 dammit too slow
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:11 PM

No worries, we had our Eagles thing goin. Great minds and all!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:14 PM (tPrp3)

772 Did I miss another prayer request?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:14 PM (Ckg4U)

773
Mostly in California.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 08:59 PM (WbIyz)

===

Everything that has happened to you and to where you live in the last few years happened here first 25 years ago.

Just wait. The garbage police will be visiting you too.


Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 09:14 PM (EZebt)

774 go back up thread to the comment that says the Constitution applies only to the government that we the people have created to serve as restrictions on what the government can do, that we the people have no such restrictions.


I am very please to be entertaining you so. It is my mission in life. So we both get what we want.Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:04 PM (GroCc)

Oh, I get it, you went to government schools. The Constitution is the document that establishes the great experiment, a nation founded on law, where the people are soverign (as in "have the rights of a soverign", or monarch). The Constitution is a collection of negative rights which controls the government, ie keeps the government from imposing on the soverignity of the people. The Constitution provided for the STATES to make law to govern the people and later, it created laws that controlled the people and the states. Those laws apply to american citizens. No rights apply to foreigners, outside of natural law, and our laws apply to us, not to foreigners. However, if they show up legally here they've begged to be put under the protection of our laws. If they show up here illegally, then our government has every right AND DUTY to expel them or exact retribution for crimes committed. The Constitutional Republic has a duty to protect ME from foreign invaders bent on using the resources of the country and taking advantage of our society.

Personally, I'd like illegals rounded up and charged for every service they used while here before they're exported.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:15 PM (16bxt)

775 Think I'll go give my wife the ole Russian Bot.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 23, 2018 09:15 PM (xInes)

776
Sara Carter is indeed a hottie.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

777 >>Think I'll go give my wife the ole Russian Bot.


And you'll still have time for a sammich, a nap and a shower before the ONT.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 09:17 PM (Hz1pN)

778 Domo Arigoto Mister RoBOTo...Secret secret, I got a secret.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM (tPrp3)

779 772 Did I miss another prayer request?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:14 PM (Ckg4U)


About j-stan?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM (di1hb)

780 Hannity needs a BJ more than any white man alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

781 dagny at January 23, 2018 09:15 PM

No, you don't 'get it', whatever you think 'it' is.

The rest of that word salad was incomprehensible.
Have another beer.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM (GroCc)

782 Hannity needs a BJ more than any white man alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM

Is that an offer?

Posted by: S Hannity at January 23, 2018 09:19 PM (tPrp3)

783 Twenty minutes of Hannity yammering non-stop at the beginning of his show endlessly repeating himself is too much to take. He needs to bring more erudite guests on sooner.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:19 PM (XZTOa)

784 You'd think at least one MSM "reporter" would want to cover this stuff. Imagine if you're a jr. nobody ever heard of you NYT or WaPo staff writer and you come up with the smoking gun showing Muller/Comey are corrupt as fuck? You've just made a career for the next 30 years. You're the Bernstein/Woodward of the 21st Century. And even so, they still put party above their own self interest.

You have to admire that kind of loyalty to a cause.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (1JAxC)

785 >> Hannity needs a BJ more than any white man alive.

That's what I tell him all the time. But he won't listen.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (8O3HH)

786 I don't know, Iron Mike Golf.

I don't know what I don't know.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

787 Twenty minutes of Hannity yammering non-stop at the beginning of his show endlessly repeating himself is too much to take. He needs to bring more erudite guests on sooner.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:19 PM

Yes, true, but it's still 100,000 times better than anything on CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: S Hannity at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (tPrp3)

788 Hannity gets a lot of traffic where I'm at because he's on during the ride home. I choose the rock station.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 09:21 PM (4upo5)

789 The next line of attack from the liberals:

You need to check your Russian BOT privilege, after all Caucasians hail from Caucasia aka RUSSIA...

And Time will run a cover "We're all Russian BOTs now"

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 23, 2018 09:22 PM (Q/rPc)

790 Jackstraw

Sean is trying to save the country.

I think he's good.

but i agree he should be careful about interrupting. IMO, he's just hyper-time-conscious.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:22 PM (c2m/9)

791 The founders weren't the purists the Jacobins were. They believed that ALL governments protected their citizens' rights to one degree or another.


The entire point of any government at all, regardless of how primitive, is to protect the citizenry from foreigners and each other so that instead of each person having to physically defend his property, he could depend on the government to create law and punishment so that he could go about his business and not have to physically battle others.

When invanders show up to take your shit, it's the job of the government you've pledged your loyalty to and paid for in taxes, to rid you of the invader.

Before "government" there was Grog, squating in the dust protecting his freshly killed elk carcass and his woman. Eventually Grog decided to outsource the fighting so he could grow beans. He could even feed the protectors with his beans, and everyone was happy.

Now the left, in a desire to get more lefties, are inviting in invaders to take Grog's beans, his carcass and his woman. Government fail. No reason to have it.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:22 PM (16bxt)

792 >>You have to admire that kind of loyalty to a cause.

Who's going to publish it? Not the NYT of the WaPo.

As goofy and maddening as he is this is why Hannity has been worth watching, almost, for the last year. He brings on Sara Carter and John Solomon and other actual investigative reporters.

I still want to dick punch him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

793 784 You'd think at least one MSM "reporter" would want to cover this stuff. Imagine if you're a jr. nobody ever heard of you NYT or WaPo staff writer and you come up with the smoking gun showing Muller/Comey are corrupt as fuck? You've just made a career for the next 30 years. You're the Bernstein/Woodward of the 21st Century. And even so, they still put party above their own self interest.

You have to admire that kind of loyalty to a cause.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (1JAxC)

My read of the situtation is any kid who tried that stunt would get their story buried, all storage devices wiped, a summary shit-canning, and blacklisted at every major journalism outfit in the northern hemisphere.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:23 PM (T28di)

794 Hannity is a white hat.

Doesn't mean you have to like his product.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

795 Hannity gets a lot of traffic where I'm at because he's on during the ride home. I choose the rock station.
Posted by: jsg

I would choose rock too, but the "rock" station here has pozzed assholes yammering in between 5 min blocks of commercials, and maybe 3 songs an hour.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:24 PM (5wCUq)

796 Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:18 PM (GroCc)

Yawn. Lefty troll fail.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:24 PM (16bxt)

797 OT, but today is John Moses Browning's birthday, PBUH.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at January 23, 2018 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

798 No...Bill Kristol needs a beejer more than any white man alive.

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 09:25 PM (+lOpA)

799 776


Sara Carter is indeed a hottie.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 23, 2018 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

She is a 'one', fer sure.
Trumps lawyer is on now.He's pretty good.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:25 PM (8iiMU)

800 JS, are you going to Great Woods summer show?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

801 Yeah, an honest reporter doesn't have a chance. Look what they tried to do to Sinatra's kid and he is/was part of the in crowd.

Posted by: Charles Biggerstaff at January 23, 2018 09:26 PM (71st6)

802 Hannity needs a BJ more than any white man alive.

Heh. You are awarded 10 bonus points for the Good Morning Viet Nam reference.

Which I haven't heard in decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (tRaq7)

803 >> Trumps lawyer is on now.He's pretty good.

Jay Sekulow. He's a good guy.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (8O3HH)

804 Ouch.

Posted by: Zombie Constitution Horse at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

805 797 OT, but today is John Moses Browning's birthday, PBUH.
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at January 23, 2018 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

He did not do vaginal beauty products, Gwenyth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (sZJfc)

806 NYT or WaPo staff writer



They'd never ever print it and he'd get fired.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (16bxt)

807 >>JS, are you going to Great Woods summer show?

Maybe. You?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (/tuJf)

808 Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:22 PM (16bxt)

Well said!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at January 23, 2018 09:28 PM (gwPgz)

809 He did not do vaginal beauty products, Gwenyth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 09:27 PM (sZJfc)

Certainly not the we *I* would recommend getting a labia piercing...

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:28 PM (T28di)

810 Jay Sekulow. He's a good guy.

And a guitar player too, IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBOT at January 23, 2018 09:28 PM (tRaq7)

811 (way, not "we". derp.)

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:29 PM (T28di)

812 Twenty minutes of Hannity yammering non-stop at the beginning of his show endlessly repeating himself is too much to take. He needs to bring more erudite guests on sooner.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:19 PM (XZTOa)
*****************************
Actually it's because of Hannity that most of the corruption from the Left has been exposed.
He is the first one to bring on Sara Carter.
We are lucky to have him.
Laura Ingraham is up next and I am so glad FNC hired her.
Without these two this stuff would never see the light of day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2018 09:29 PM (PvFoN)

813
Speaking of genital piercings, anyone want to see my Prince Albert?

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

814 If it was 2, I would be. Camden and Citi shows for sure

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

815 Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2018 09:22 PM (16bxt)

Bravo! Governments certainly are not about moistened bints lobbing scimitars out of ponds.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at January 23, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)

816 Speaking of genital piercings, anyone want to see my Prince Albert?
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

I doubt you'd take it out of the can long enough to see.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:30 PM (T28di)

817 Yep, Jay Sekulow is a good guy. Personally, I'd have liked for him be named Attorney General.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

818 President Trump's lawyer gently and firmly told SH to let him talk...simple as that!

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (c2m/9)

819 Paranoia will destroy ya'

Just saying.

Posted by: Onda Azul at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (AwlSx)

820 Speaking of Trump's lawyers, they'd damn well better dissuade him from talking to Mueller if the president's got some headstrong alpha male notion in his head of wading into that shark tank.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (XZTOa)

821 Eat me!

Posted by: Tide Pod Bots at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

822 786 I don't know, Iron Mike Golf.

I don't know what I don't know.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)


Last week he had a meeting at work re: layoffs. That was to announce decisions would come out today. This morning, he did ask for prayers, just before he went to his meeting. This evening, he said he was not one of those laid off.

Sounds like his outfit is doomed within a couple of years, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (di1hb)

823 Speaking of genital piercings, anyone want to see my Prince Albert?

Got out of the can again?

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (nisXv)

824 Is that the real Dennis the peasant?

Posted by: elevenbot at January 23, 2018 09:31 PM (+lOpA)

825 I can't see a Sandals ad without thinking of the back from vacation episode of The Office.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:32 PM (K5s2f)

826 comey is proof that the law does NOT apply equally to all. now, he hides behind the gospel of the Lord. revolting sucker of cock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 09:32 PM (KP5rU)

827 President Trump's lawyer gently and firmly told SH to let him talk...simple as that!

Posted by: booknlass


Did he shut up?

Posted by: Charles Biggerstaff at January 23, 2018 09:33 PM (71st6)

828 900? can it be

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 09:33 PM (0OmEj)

829 828 900? can it be
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 09:33 PM (0OmEj)

NOOOO----.....

Just kidding.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:33 PM (T28di)

830 yep, Charles, Hannity did!

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:34 PM (c2m/9)

831 Today is John M Browning's birthday!

How fitting that "Meathead" Reiner just mentioned him in a major speech.
He said that Trump supporters feared the Browning of America.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:34 PM (H5rtT)

832 I gotta go with quality. Outdoors at Great Woods is worth two in Camden. Or New Jersey.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:34 PM (/tuJf)

833 I'm sure our gamma troll has run off to twitter to tell his friends how he "owned" commenters on a reich-wing blog, but if you're still here and want to actually learn something about the Constitution, go here:
https://online.hillsdale.edu/courses/constitution- 2017/home/course-schedule

remove the space.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (5wCUq)

834 Wait, does Grog have beans? What kind?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (9hZdM)

835 Browning of America.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:34 PM (H5rtT)

mmmmm.... hash browns.

huh? what?

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (T28di)

836 Gees this congresswoman is going to be 50 when she has this baby

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (4upo5)

837 Any hot chicks playing in the Australian Open tonight?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (8iiMU)

838 Ugh, Vincente Zorro

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:36 PM (K5s2f)

839 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:35 PM (5wCUq)

If everyone starts ignoring you, and your last contribution to the conversation is a variation of "Nuh-uh!"....

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:36 PM (T28di)

840 #russianbot #releasethememo I am a russian bot - The Kremlin pays me in vodkee, mail-order brides, and Clinton theses about active measures...

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 23, 2018 09:37 PM (swEzU)

841 Whoa did I just hear Fox say the Wall is a good thing???

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:37 PM (K5s2f)

842 841 Whoa did I just hear Fox say the Wall is a good thing???
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:37 PM (K5s2f)

Is he living north o' the border these days?

Then that would make sense.

Posted by: Warai-robotto at January 23, 2018 09:39 PM (T28di)

843 Blame---> Jeff SnoozzzZZZzzzregard

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:39 PM (r9UYA)

844 This is crazy. Vincente Fox is kinda making sense.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:39 PM (c2m/9)

845 #release the memo, #hang the traitors, #build the wall!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at January 23, 2018 09:40 PM (0OmEj)

846 Hannity needs a chill pill.

But then, that's obvious.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

847 841 Whoa did I just hear Fox say the Wall is a good thing???
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:37 PM (K5s2f)

he's a big Pink Floyd fan

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (ANIFC)

848 831
He said that Trump supporters feared the Browning of America.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:34 PM (H5rtT)


An awful lot of liberals seem to hate white people, and think we deserve to get our comeuppance for some reason.

Last night we were talking about "cuck porn". I didn't think of it at the time, but it seems to be a symptom of white guilt or white self-hate.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

849
For those of you here obsessed with your youth.


5/18/41.

Thank you.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (S/hVx)

850 >>Gees this congresswoman is going to be 50 when she has this baby

Posted by: jsg

You mean her BMI?

Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (2cuLk)

851 Build the memo! Release the traitors!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (T28di)

852 Fireworks, calliopes and clowns.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

853 Ugh the annoying Jessica Tarlov.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:42 PM (K5s2f)

854 Boston too far from here. I wonder if all the nitrous mafia ruined Fenway as a venue. It was out of control last time

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

855 5/18/41.

Thank you.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (S/hVx)

Those are some messed up measurements, bro. Your tailor must be very skilled.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 23, 2018 09:42 PM (T28di)

856 You mean her BMI?
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 09:41 PM (2cuLk)

IQ maybe?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 09:43 PM (1Zu3n)

857 (socks away)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 09:43 PM (T28di)

858 Wait... Vivica A Fox is for the wall?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 23, 2018 09:43 PM (5wCUq)

859 LOL, Godzilla is fvcking things up on WGN for the next 11 minutes.

Its the 2014 movie.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:43 PM (8iiMU)

860 I'd like to see a portion of every money order sent back to Mexico by legal immigrants and illegal aliens skimmed off as a wall tax.

What is it I saw, some number of Billions of American dollars a year sent back to family in Mexico?

I think I'll email my President....

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:44 PM (c2m/9)

861 Ooo, Dr. Peterson will be on TuCa tomorrow.

Can't wait.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:44 PM (K5s2f)

862 Maybe we should just have a Go Fund Me for the wall. I would gladly contribute.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2018 09:44 PM (PvFoN)

863 To be fair, Hannity does need to get laid or something 2 a day.

Posted by: Monk at January 23, 2018 09:44 PM (g4lFK)

864 5/18/41

I give up. What happened six days before Bob Dylan was born?

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

865 yes, Logprof, Fox did say that, except he doesn't want to pay for it. HA

and he said he wants a big door.

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 09:46 PM (c2m/9)

866 863
To be fair, Hannity does need to get laid or something 2 a day.

Posted by: Monk at January 23, 2018 09:44 PM (g4lFK)

Yeah, he and big-boobed Liz Claman need to get together, if asshole Charlie Gasparino doesn't interfere.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:46 PM (8iiMU)

867 Probably been asked already, but does attorney-client privilege apply in cases where the attorney "might" be a co-conspirator, and became attorney after the fact?


Because, if so, I am totally going to call up this lawyer I know, and deal him into this bank job I've been planning.

///

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 09:46 PM (YA0uK)

868 As I said earlier, illegal aliens can get away with murder because our laws do not apply to them.

This is not my country anymore. You people are nuts.


And you are a dimwit and belligerent and therefore not worth the effort of instructing.

But... here goes. To say a law applies to a citizen does not mean that just because the citizen is in a context that involves non-citizens, the law is nullified.

A citizen has a right to free speech, even if there is an illegal alien in the audience.

Similarly, if the second amendment says the citizen has the right to self defense, this applies even if he is defending himself against an illegal. It means that if a state law says that police can apprehend or kill someone attempting to murder a citizen and later try and convict him, they can do this even if the criminal in question is an illegal.

As to whether illegal aliens can kill other illegals? I don't know. If Congress can't fix the problem of illegals though, it would make for a nifty self-solution.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)

869 Jessica, you're trying too hard.

Defending these scumbags should be beneath you.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:47 PM (K5s2f)

870 Let the GOP draft a brand new bill asking for appropriations to build a new Ellis Island-style immigration processing center on the border somewhere. Make it a beautiful proposal, full of pork and kickbacks for everyone...

And make the wall part of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 09:48 PM (T28di)

871 Ahh, but the Russian Bot-berries, that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the Macedonian content farms DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled Comey out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow secret society officers...

Posted by: Capt. B. Hussein O'Queeg at January 23, 2018 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

872 5/18/41

Historical Events

An Egyptian steamer sinks
Italian army in Ethiopia under general Aosta surrenders to Britain
Jewish veterans honor their dead

Famous Birthdays

Diane McBain, actress (Surfside Six, Spinout, Donner Pass), born in Cleveland, Ohio
M S Longair, astronomer
Miriam Margolyes, English actress (Babe, Romeo and Juliet), born in Oxford

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:49 PM (WbIyz)

873 >>Boston too far from here. I wonder if all the nitrous mafia ruined Fenway as a venue. It was out of control last time

Mansfield not Boston and it really isn't that much further than Jersey.

It's gotten way bigger but it's still a pretty cool country outdoor amphitheater that has a big tradition of parking lot parties. Did I mention outdoor summer shows?

It's not Red Rocks or anything but it also isn't indoors in Camden. I'd travel 4 or 5 hours just to be sure I was nowhere near Camden. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 09:49 PM (/tuJf)

874 How can Tarlov keep her eyes open with those false lashes that must weigh a pound each?

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 09:49 PM (AMIL/)

875 869
Jessica, you're trying too hard.



Defending these scumbags should be beneath you.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:47 PM (K5s2f)

This Jessica chick is the one in white with the screechy voice?
She just got sandwiched by Waters and Hannity, and didn't like it.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:50 PM (8iiMU)

876 May 18, 1941 (Sunday)

The Germans launched Operation Rheinübung, a sortie into the Atlantic to block Allied shipping to England.
Prince Aimone, Duke of Aosta was designated King of Croatia in a ceremony at the Quirinal Palace in Rome. He accepted the title and took the regnal name of Tomislav II but would never actually rule in Croatia.
The Strike of the 100,000 officially ended in Belgium after the German occupiers agreed to raise wages.
Born: Mahmoud Ahmed, singer, in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
Died: Werner Sombart, 78, German economist and sociologist

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:50 PM (WbIyz)

877 Jessica likes to get spanked I see.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 09:51 PM (nisXv)

878 The thing about Hannity is that I actually like the guy; he's the sort of man that would be a good friend to have. And no question he's a white hat. It's just that his show would be more effective if he'd throttle back, not hog so much airtime, and let his guests talk without continually interjecting.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:51 PM (XZTOa)

879 2009Refugee -

Thank you for the compliment, sir.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 09:52 PM (AMIL/)

880 878
The thing about Hannity is that I actually like the guy; he's the sort
of man that would be a good friend to have. And no question he's a white
hat. It's just that his show would be more effective if he'd throttle
back, not hog so much airtime, and let his guests talk without
continually interjecting.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:51 PM (XZTOa)

THIS. He just needs to dial it back slightly.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:52 PM (8iiMU)

881 Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2018 09:51 PM (XZTOa)

You're a Great American!


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (8iiMU)

882 This Jessica chick is the one in white with the screechy voice?
She just got sandwiched by Waters and Hannity, and didn't like it.

--Yup, that's her. Annoying as hell.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (K5s2f)

883 I cut the cord Long ago, I do not miss fox, mslsd or the commie news network.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (0OmEj)

884 --Yup, that's her. Annoying as hell.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (K5s2f)

I keep thinking, when I hear her: Dearie, clear your throat.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (8iiMU)

885 nood ont

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 09:53 PM (oVWx5)

886 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (Ckg4U)

887 ONT NOT BOT!

(nood)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (T28di)

888 >>5/18/41



Historical Events



An Egyptian steamer sinks
---------------
That happened to us today. Didn't think I'd ever get Huma out of the shitter.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (2cuLk)

889 At 45, Wil Wheaton is older than most everyone here.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (DMUuz)

890 sooo close to 900!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (0OmEj)

891 You'd think at least one MSM "reporter" would want to cover this stuff. Imagine if you're a jr. nobody ever heard of you NYT or WaPo staff writer and you come up with the smoking gun showing Muller/Comey are corrupt as fuck? You've just made a career for the next 30 years. You're the Bernstein/Woodward of the 21st Century. And even so, they still put party above their own self interest.

You have to admire that kind of loyalty to a cause.
Posted by: #neverskankles

____________

Well, the NYT did break the story about Hillary's secret email server, so maybe they'll get some honesty on this story.

It's WAY bigger than Watergate, that's for sure.

Posted by: Apache at January 23, 2018 09:54 PM (uc45P)

892 883
I cut the cord Long ago, I do not miss fox, mslsd or the commie news network.

http://tinyurl.com/mwzmejl

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 09:55 PM (nisXv)

893 You know, the more I think about the metaphor- the
dems are the Morlocks. They live underground. They have bad skin. They
grunt and moan. They live only on others, literally. They are afraid of
the light.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 07:34 PM (sZJfc)

Naw, the Morlocks were industrious, clever, and hard-working, and responsible. The Eloi were lotus-eaters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 09:55 PM (YA0uK)

894 As to whether illegal aliens can kill other illegals? I don't know. If Congress can't fix the problem of illegals though, it would make for a nifty self-solution.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
---
Forget illegals. If the Constitution doesn't apply to non-citizens, then it doesn't apply to legal visitors here--whose legal presence can be revoked anytime. I guarantee you we protect the rights of our legal visitors with no extra laws than it takes to protect our American citizens.

Our theory of government is a theory about the rights of man. Man has by God, and God is not funneling them down border shaped slots. It's just America protects them better.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 09:56 PM (vDqXW)

895 Thought it was up there, could be a little hazy. Went to 98 Other Ones show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

896 LOL... Illegals (with professional Soros paid for signs) outside of Schumer's apartment chanting -if Chuck won't let us dream we won't let him sleep.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2018 10:01 PM (PvFoN)

897 I can relate to hazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 10:01 PM (/tuJf)

898 They are playing Alpine Valley again, which is very good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

899 Tic

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:09 PM (WbIyz)

900 Toc

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:09 PM (WbIyz)

901 Was there a post about this Allahpundit/Russian bot meme or is this an inside joke for those people who pay attention to Ace and AP trading barbs on Twitter? I don't get it and I don't know why Ace even bothers punching down to AP who has clearly gone full retard over Trump.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at January 23, 2018 10:15 PM (Dgce0)

902 A kind of naughty, almost verging on evil look from Miss Chapman:



https://tinyurl.com/y8snlpbj





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Russian Bot at January 23, 2018 08:09 PM (sZJfc)

Screen door, submarine, some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 10:17 PM (YA0uK)

903 I can't say the same about Flo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 08:13 PM (lqqZa)

I'll bet she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 10:20 PM (YA0uK)

904 Is allahpundit at Hot Air?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 23, 2018 10:24 PM (PUmDY)

905 he's just got some kind of savoir faire, don't you think?

Posted by: booknlass at January 23, 2018 08:24 PM (c2m/9)

Penicillin will clear that right up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 10:27 PM (YA0uK)

906 "Now the left, in a desire to get more lefties, are inviting in invaders to take Grog's beans, his carcass and his woman. Government fail. No reason to have it. Posted by: dagny

pretty good summary ... that should be a primer for 4th grade, right after Dick Jane Sally run jump play.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 10:33 PM (bT8Z4)

907 Isn't Smirnoff one of those Russian Bots?

Where the hell is it? Around here somewhere.

*HIC*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2018 11:53 PM (UsCnO)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 24, 2018 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

909 Attorney-client privilege does not protect attorneys who commit crimes from testifying.

Posted by: Steve Willson at January 24, 2018 06:55 AM (ecMxZ)

910 I don't think the lawyer thing will work out.

You can't conspire with your lawyer to break the law, regardless of attorney/client privilege.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 24, 2018 09:10 AM (bB4HN)

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