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Democrats Give Up on Shutdown; Vote for Cloture on CR Passes, Setting Up Vote to Re-Open Government

The CR will keep the government open just for two and a half weeks, until February 8th.

McConnell offered them his personal commitment that they'd vote on a DACA bill in the meantime, but they say that Republicans already made that offer. And also note there's no guarantee that bill will pass, or what the bill will actually say.

Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.

That's a con. The wall was authorized in 2006; what is lacking is appropriations for money to actually build it. So Schumer has been claiming he's "compromising" by offering to authorized that which was authorized going on 12 years now. While continuing to not offer what is actually needed, money.

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1 That is some ugly sausage...

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 01:00 PM (w7KSn)

2 Smell the glove, Schumer.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

3 Lotta winning for a Monday.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (fA1SL)

4 In before the doom and gloom.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (AJeMv)

5 Fuck. Them. All.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (2sCft)

6 May the Democrat Party become the French of US politics.

Always surrendering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 01:02 PM (Xq/2B)

7 Now to disband the Ninth Circuit...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

8 I'm disappointed as I personally liked having the federal government shut down. Do a lot less harm to our country that way. Bastards.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2sCft)

9 We have decided at this time that it looks bad choosing illegals over Americans. At this time.

Posted by: Dems at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (gs8be)

10 Schumer needs to get his bony ass up to the White House and make a deal with the Golden Scalp Weasel if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

11
I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2FqvZ)

12 Meanwhile in California..(yeah,I know,illegals already vote there and elsewhere)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286627/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)

13 Oh no we are going to give citizenship to all of the world inhabitants/

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (czkHE)

14 That's a con. The wall was authorized in 2006; what is lacking is appropriations for money to actually build it. So Schumer has been claiming he's "compromising" by offering to authorized that which was authorized going on 12 years now. While continuing to not offer what is actually needed, money.


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Wasn't there money appropriated for the wall back in like 1985 or something?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (KUaJL)

15 Schumer could use some exercise equipment, he looks out of shape.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (yhf6w)

16 So the possibilities are:

1. The democrats figured out they were on the losing side optically and are now bragging about getting a vote on the unpopular side of the argument they were just losing

or

2. McConnell just got an excuse for the DACA sellout to pass without any other consideration when this spending bill runs out in three weeks.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (XQvuQ)

17 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (mpXpK)

18 Devilcrats were obviously hanging the whole thing out to dry over illegals, and the public was wise to it. That's why they caved.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

19 Schumer could use a gurney for all I care.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (rdl6o)

20 Uniparty theater. We'll get cornholed in the end.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (r9UYA)

21 Trump framed it perfectly. If we had a real opposition party, illegals would all be rounded up and send on a one way train back south of the border.

But we have One Party.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (g4lFK)

22 So Schumer is ready to offer a 'clean' wall deal? Go for it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (YV+SU)

23 they should just leave it shut down indefinitely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (F5+ro)

24 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)

25 Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.


Byron York called him a liar on that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (mpXpK)

26

A lot of "Non-Essentials" with a sad face today. They wanted the extended holiday. They know they get paid anyway.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (fceHP)

27 Still not sick of the #Winning

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (a9n6M)

28 may i ask How the govt can guarentee fund for the wall in 2006 yet never fund the wall? But appropriate money for everyotherthing. in the trillions ? how can this be?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (t2Uf9)

29 And now, Chuck Schumer has singlehandedly saved us from the depredations of a government closure.

Polling must have looked bad.

Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (EtMVh)

30 Don't give up yet. The Donald has yet to disappoint.

Posted by: Latemarch at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (BmG3e)

31 This has implications far beyond just the immediate CR. It's taken shutdowns off the table, or at least without lots of prepping of the battlespace. The threat of a shutdown has been used since Bush 2 to get what they want, because we couldn't possibly win one.

That's over now.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (wW03z)

32 Can Trump pay for parts of the wall from the Whitehouse budget? Barry spent nearly a billion dollars all up on vacations, so you know there is plenty of fat in there. Trump can afford to pay for his own vacations.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (WbIyz)

33
Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

34 So the possibilities are:

1. The democrats figured out they were on the losing side optically and are now bragging about getting a vote on the unpopular side of the argument they were just losing

or

2. McConnell just got an excuse for the DACA sellout to pass without any other consideration when this spending bill runs out in three weeks.
Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (XQvuQ)



Internal polling + Trump = You gotta know when to fold 'em.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (fceHP)

35
Smells like ... Victory.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

36 We will have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.
--former speaker of the House and expert on passing complex legislation, Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (GroCc)

37 now start reducing the number of legal immigrants allowed each day until the dems capitulate.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (nFwvY)

38 Schumer could use some exercise equipment, he looks out of shape.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (yhf6w)


He could use a nice set of exercise bands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

39 I still submit this is all McConnells fault.

He promised regular order spending bills... and did not even TRY to get them to the floor.

If the Senate cannot do its job, which is to appropriate funds for the Government... because of its own self imposed rules???

Then the rules need to change.

If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???

We would not have a job....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

40 Schumer:

He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.

I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)

41 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.

When it's a bad deal for Americans, they never do. Expect the same tasting shit sandwich we always get when it's done in secrecy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (rdl6o)

42 Smegma Schoooooomer is dumber than his unfunny cellulite ridden cousin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (y7DUB)

43 I ain't no ways tired of winning.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (OAlmw)

44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (Bv9F2)

45 21 Trump framed it perfectly. If we had a real opposition party, illegals would all be rounded up and send on a one way train back south of the border.
------------------------
What I've been hearing is Trump's ICE has been deporting any and all Dreamers that have been involved in felonies and those that did not register as Dreamers. Remember, the registered number was supposed to be 800K and at the moment it is 670K.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (YV+SU)

46 i would say funding illegals is non essential. Aren't funds appropriated for Essential LEGAL functions of gvt? i had thought Still being Illegal was still illegal? and Govt funding would also be illegal? aren't they supporting Illegal activity?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (t2Uf9)

47 17 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (mpXpK)

Ah, don't worry yourself with the details.

The Republicans have a long history of standing by their -- oh, nevermind. Yeah, this was probably a huge cave on the R side.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (F5+ro)

48 14
Wasn't there money appropriated for the wall back in like 1985 or something?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (KUaJL)


The Democrats approved the wall but never funded it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (8iiMU)

50 Good.

Release the Memo.

Have Trump blast Mueller for "losing" crucial emails

Control the Narrative

SOTU ( or STFU, Schumer?) Address

Winning.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (7uYFy)

51 In the 1980's Regean granted amnesty for border security.

And yet no border security.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (g4lFK)

52 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (WbIyz)

53 If only someone could have written a book on how Trump negotiates. Would have to be pretty big though.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (6NQZF)

54 32 Can Trump pay for parts of the wall from the Whitehouse budget? Barry spent nearly a billion dollars all up on vacations, so you know there is plenty of fat in there. Trump can afford to pay for his own vacations.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (WbIyz)

Transfer the Wall to the State Dept. and use Foreign Aid Money from the UN, Palestinians, and Pakistan...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (NgKpN)

55 40 Schumer:

He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.

I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".
Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)

Nah. Dr. D wasn't really evil, just a misguided slave to his emotionally scarring backstory. Schumer is an evil prick.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

56 Smarmy Schumer at his usual sleazy.

Gear up for another budget fight and more Commiecrat caterwauling in February.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

57 44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (Bv9F2)

Why do you assume it was Schumer who blinked and not the R's?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (F5+ro)

58 Schemer blinked.

He knew he would have to to mollify his base. His heart was never in it.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (wW03z)

59 44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.
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Schumer and the Dems have learned that they have no leverage. From here on out they will have to deal-deal not just pretend and run out of room crying to Manhattan Media. Trump moves the ball further right.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (YV+SU)

60 49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (8iiMU)

They should already be working on NEXT years....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

61 You could see it in the image above the header on Drudge yesterday. Senate and congressional leaders seated behind Trump, who was speaking from the podium. Schumer was doubled over, like he saw the writing on the wall.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (Pqytn)

62 If I was a Dacaette, I would be very nervous at this moment.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (4u7kU)

63 Leviticus 19:34

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one
born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were
strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

That's not what I meant!!!!!

Posted by: The entire book of Jeremiah, and several of the other prophets at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (XQvuQ)

64

maybe they should another hate march

that'll do it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (fceHP)

65 Uniparty theater. We'll get cornholed in the end.
=========
I believe the uniparty will try.

The problem is that trump has taken control of the narrative. They media couldn't drive the polls, Trump did and continues to do so.

Its the tweeting.

Wow.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (p9tsI)

66 Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin unavailable for comment?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

67 Don't trust either of them.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

68 People in the last thread are claiming that this was just a face-saving measure for the left and that the GOP gave up nothing. But, if that were true, then why the hell would the GOP have any interest in handing the left any sort of "face-saving" measure to get them out of a bind they got themselves into? That just doesn't make any sense, at all ... well, not if you're trying to claim that nothing was really given by the GOP.

Only the most retarded idiot on Earth would offer any sort of concession to someone who got himself into a bind (assuming that that's even true for the left - and I don't) while calling the retarded idiot all sorts of names and making all sorts of accusations against him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (8gDQu)

69 24 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)


This.

When the NYT calls out Dems for causing the shutdown, you KNOW the Dems are in trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

70 Big Winner :

Jim Acosta. Was almost dead but the vending machine dude finally filled it just in time.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (gs8be)

71 Trump should tell McConnell and Ryan to just shut up and back him, and in return, watch as he' gives them BIGGER pluralities in BOTH Houses this November.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (7uYFy)

72 Trump just gave Shumer a wedgie; Shumer was wobbling and weaving during his concession mini-speech.


like Jello, hanging from a school locker

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (Co9e8)

73 I would love to see Schumer wearing a pussy hat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YV+SU)

74 If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???
We would not have a job...."

Well if you were on your knees every night blowing the guys who were giving you piles of cash to do exactly what you'd been doing, you probably would.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (k1TUh)

75 the 'bible' also had borders. and Those laws within those borders.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (t2Uf9)

76 Happy to see that the dems also have a "this is not the hill to die on". Going to take this as a victory. The repubs and PDT didn't cave. Small steps.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (N3JsI)

77 CNN poll showed Americans blamed shutdown on dhimmicrats. So today 81 dhim Senators jump ship.

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (GjigR)

78 60
49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (8iiMU)

79 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt
Posted by: James Comey


So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)

80 Would love to know what PDT'S true walk-away position is. Would he drop the wall for no chain no lottery e - verify AND national citizenship verification on voting? Note I'm not sure that last one happens without the courts.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (J1/Mn)

81 Somehow 700 miles of corrugated shiite has been put up on the border. I am sure there was some sort of funding for it.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (5NMZN)

82 A DACA riot would be perfect about now. Maybe burn Maywood California to the ground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (WbIyz)

83 You know,the skeptics are right.We lost again.Expect Trump to govern like Democrat from now on.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (LiyEm)

84 We are proud that Senitor Shoemer voted to end this redicuolous Republican game to hurt immergrants and the children !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (hqQ+Q)

85
Nah. Dr. D wasn't really evil, just a misguided slave to his emotionally scarring backstory. Schumer is an evil prick.

Posted by: Insomniac
=========
You have a much more benevolent view of my creator that I.

Posted by: Hi. I'm Norm. at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (JLXOA)

86 I like what PDT tweeted yesterday.

"Great to see how hard Republicans are fighting for our Military and Safety at the Border. The Dems just want illegal immigrants to pour into our country unchecked. If stalemate continues, Republicans should go to 51% (Nuclear Option) and vote on a real, long term budget, no CRs!"


Too bad no one in GOPe is actually interested in passing a budget.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (AJeMv)

87
Eh, I think its just so these guys can go to their SuperBowl parties.

I personally blame them for opening the govt rather than shutting it down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (r+sAi)

88 President Trump should roll out Schumer's head on a pike during the State of the Union.

Posted by: Vlad, Revenge and Messaging Czar at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (hUqh+)

89 How long id McStain have to sit on Flakey's face to bend his nose that far over ?? And did McStain give him a reach down ??

Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (4u7kU)

90 Something has shifted. Can you feel it?

2018 is gonna be verrrry different year than 2017. Starting with all the phony lib crying news that is getting easier with every fake story for the general population to simply tune out.

When the Dems get wiped out in November it will feel like you expected it all along.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (6NQZF)

91 Got my official "you're furloughed" notice an hour ago, and am now home. Looks like I'll be heading back to work tomorrow. For three weeks, then I believe this escapade will repeat.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

92

A 71 year old man brought the Dems to heel.

A 71 year old man exhausted both Pelosi and Schumer.

defeated, deflated

Release the Memo! Hammer the nail all the way down on the DemParty coffin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (fceHP)

93 I cannot worry about crap I have no control over. Let me know the outcome and I will adjust my concern accordingly and evaluate my next step. Which again will probably involve something I have no control over.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (3QAtO)

94 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)


Then the GOP didn't have to do anything but wait.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (8gDQu)

95 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one ...

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.....

Posted by: The Beatles at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)

96 Now how do we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? We need ideas people. ASAP.

Posted by: GOPe at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (FI8ge)

97 Trump should order the CFPB to build the wall. Instant funding without needing Congress, just like Obama and Warren designed it for, and within the agency's broad mandate.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (nFwvY)

98 People in the last thread are claiming that this was just a face-saving measure for the left and that the GOP gave up nothing. But, if that were true, then why the hell would the GOP have any interest in handing the left any sort of "face-saving" measure to get them out of a bind they got themselves into? That just doesn't make any sense, at all ...

I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.

Give the enemy a face-saving way out that at the same time advances your interests. Smart politics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

99 57 Why do you assume it was Schumer who blinked and not the R's?

If you don't get anything from a deal, you're the one that blinked.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (Bv9F2)

100 Trump is holding the line. God bless him.

Posted by: Jmel at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (JIxMa)

101 I would love to see Schumer wearing a pussy hat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YV+SU)


With those dipshit glasses he'd look like someone people in Manhattan would cross the street to avoid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

102 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)

Then the GOP didn't have to do anything but wait.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (8gDQu)

No. Who knows what the polling will be next week? Seize the moment.
Release the Memo.

Posted by: The Beatles at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

103 Hey, James Comey

Your Twitter account actually hasn't posted any Scripture for days. Worried?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (8+Ozj)

104 81
Somehow 700 miles of corrugated shiite has been put up on the border. I am sure there was some sort of funding for it.


Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (5NMZN)

There is a short distance down around San Diego, but I don't think it is 700 miles long.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (mpXpK)

105 Just to clarify...we will still cave by Feb 8th.

Posted by: GOPe at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (FI8ge)

106 Ah. February 8. Start of Curlingpalooza.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (sGtp+)

107 Note I'm not sure that last one happens without the courts.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (J1/Mn)

Very simple... you point to the 2nd Amendment... if its OK to ask for prior permission to buy a gun... and government approval... and checking IDs and backgrounds for ONE right...

How can you not say its OK for those same restrictions for ANOTHER right?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (NgKpN)

108 A 71 year old man exhausted both Pelosi and Schumer.

In fairness, Pelosi is something like 118.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (WbIyz)

109 Flake on Fox!!!! The Talking Turd talks to clueless MSM! Wowsers!

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Co9e8)

110 Word of caution:

Trump stated when he rescinded the DACA EO that he wanted a legislative fix for it, and expected one.

If you are not yet tired of winning, expect one.

If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)

111 What I've been hearing is Trump's ICE has been deporting any and all
Dreamers that have been involved in felonies and those that did not
register as Dreamers. Remember, the registered number was supposed to be
800K and at the moment it is 670K.
----
If that registration includes home addresses, I don't know why that's not the first place ICE goes to show some easy deportation accomplishment

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (XQvuQ)

112 I have convinced myself that penis sipper Graham is and has been blackmailed by the left over his proclivities. He always seems to swing a wrench at opportune moments while being allowed to vote on some issues, as cover.

If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

113 More Shithole Schumer: "We have unlimited funds for all illegal aliens and their families for whatever they need and for all time ... but really nothing available to build a wall."

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (wegMH)

114 >>Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.



Is he fooling anyone?

Even people on his side knew (and liked) that his one an only negotiation move with Trump was: Give me DACA and I give you nothing in return.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

115 "3 Lotta winning for a Monday."


Amazing the difference when you have a White House that does not try to exaggerate the impact of a shutdown. Dems lose the leverage when no photos of kids barricaded from entering the Lincoln Memorial.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

116 I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.

Give the enemy a face-saving way out that at the same time advances your interests. Smart politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)

117 Way O/T since we're over 100 comments.

Ace, have you watched this video of Dr. Jordan Peterson being "interviewed" by BBC's Cathy Newman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54

It's causing a lot of waves because of his skillful takedown of her false charges. What do you think?

And yeah, I'm pushing this a lot because I think it's a rare thing of beauty. We don't get to see or hear this often enough from today's media.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (tRaq7)

118 During a speech on the Senate floor on Monday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) announced a deal has been reached where Democrats will vote to reopen the government with a commitment that if an agreement has not been reached by February 8th, there will be immediate consideration of DACA legislation.

Schumer said, 'We will vote today to reopen the government, to continue negotiating a global agreement, with the commitment that, if an agreement isn't reached by February the 8th, the Senate will immediately proceed to consideration of legislation dealing with DACA. The process will be neutral and fair to all sides. We expect that a bipartisan bill on DACA will receive fair consideration and an up or down vote on the floor."

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (y3aQB)

119 66 Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin unavailable for comment?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

Too busy tongue bathing one another on Twitter. I'll leave the visualization of that as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

120 Like any good scam artist, if the mark doesn't take the bait, change the story.

Schumer is just changing his product pitch, it is the same deal as ever; Schumer is just using different words to describe the fraud.

But wait, there is more! For a limited time only with the government reopening and back to doing business for the people, you also get this through examination of the benefits of immigration and how much immigrants have contributed to the growth of the United States. Everyone wins!

We couldn't have done it without the massive and very successful Feminist March for Feminism yesterday.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (GroCc)

121 Schumer's giving an interview at this moment, WEARING A FLAKEY MASK

Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (4u7kU)

122 Ok, now that this is over....

Release the effing memo!

Oh...maybe they already have. Trump has it and will read it at the SOTU speech.


Pleeeease, pleeeease, pleeeeeeeease!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (Enq6K)

123 They caved quicker than I thought they would.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7DwnJ)

124 Schumer in a pussyhat:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6k43ec

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (rdl6o)

125 63 strangers? More like slaves you drape molesting emo

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (GjigR)

126 96 Now how do we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? We need ideas people. ASAP.
--------------------------
Senator Lindsay Graham is sure to pop up. The Shit Dough Boy is always ready to bend over.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (YV+SU)

127 If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)


Art of the possible, and all that.

Art of the possible meets "Art of the Deal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

128 WE think Presdent Obama should something about this because Trump can screw up wet dream !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (hqQ+Q)

129 So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)


Leviticus 25:45

Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (2FqvZ)

130 If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

I agree. Especially now. It's cool and hip to be gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)

131
? how can this be?


Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Its pretty sad when a young girl loses her belief in magic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (r+sAi)

132 If polling were really bad for Dems why the fuck didn't the gop prolong this a few more days and get some concessions out of Shumer? Like oh I dunno...wall funding for starters?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (FI8ge)

133 >> Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin
....
>> I'll leave the visualization of that as an exercise for
>> the reader.

Both of them are bottoms, I thought.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (8O3HH)

134 It sorta worked. Damn!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (rdl6o)

135 In this poker game against Trump, Schumer laid down his hand of two checkers, a chipped dice and the old iron from a discarded Monopoly game.

And Trump laid down his hand, and Straight Flushed Schumer right down the Senatorial Shitter.

Bye, Chuckie!

*ker-wwwoosssshhhhhh!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (QzJWU)

136 My friend The Rick Wilson and I both agree that Chuck Schumer is the true conservative in Congress and would be supported by Reagan.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)

137 Dems: Uncle Trump!


Give Schumer a wedgie and fauxahontas a noogie for good measure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (Dp6qK)

138 If we hurry up and deport the Dacoids all now, there will be nothing to debate.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

139 There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)


Exactly. Perfect example.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

140 A "deal" deal!

Posted by: Crapgame at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (ewxPW)

141 Sometimes when you win, you lose.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (gs8be)

142 There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)


But they only wanted to surrender to us when they knew the Soviets were right around the corner.

But this analogy has nothing to do with the GOP helping the left out of a bind they think they got themselves into. They weren't staring at torture and death. The GOP had no reason to help them out, in any way. If things were so bad for the left and the GOP was really offering nothing then they should have done nothing and just waited.

No, there was more going on (and more planned to go on) in this deal than many are willing to acknowledge or admit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (8gDQu)

143 I would love to hear Trump's response to the "grand bargain" that "authorized" something that had been written into law and willfully obstructed by everyone for at least 12 years, and possibly going back to the GHWB administration.

I can imagine that he expected Ashton Kutcher to come out and tell him her was being punked.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (wGbBR)

144 Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

Is that you Ms. Handler?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (3QAtO)

145 Sometimes when you win, you lose.


Good Time Charlie's got the blues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (WbIyz)

146 Like any good scam artist, if the mark doesn't take the bait, change the story.

Schumer is just changing his product pitch, it is the same deal as ever; Schumer is just using different words to describe the fraud.

But wait, there is more! For a limited time only
================
So your saying he's basically an appliance salesman. Yep. Nailed it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (39R9D)

147 Well this will upset the True Cons as NR.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (YV+SU)

148 130
If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)



I agree. Especially now. It's cool and hip to be gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)



You love our new for 2018 lineup.

Posted by: Crocs, Inc. at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (Dp6qK)

149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

150 110 If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)


Need to make it so that the Ninth Circuit can't step in and cancel it all out, while demanding Immediate Voting Rights for the 2018 Midterms.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (WDCYi)

151 40
Schumer:



He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.



I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)


OK, Now I'm going to shoot Trump with my Loseinator. There's now way this can backfire.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

152 No one asked Flake if the bill would include ending chain migration and the visa lottery system. I can't believe any of these people can claim to be journalists.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (rdl6o)

153 I don't trust any of them. PERIOD.

When I see something is writing I'll.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (5y11N)

154 >> Well this will upset the True Cons as NR.

Time to dig up another porn star or something that he banged.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (8O3HH)

155 Senators Obama, Clinton and Schumer voted for the 2006 Secure Fence Act.

About 650 miles of fencing was built, but the majority is vehicle barriers. Some is pretty stout 18 ft fencing, but there are big gaps in it, and it's climbable.

A lot of private land had to be condemned a hurry with many landowners screwed over, and 10 years later they're still sorting out the mess.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (6HFDU)

156 135 And Trump laid down his hand, and Straight Flushed Schumer right down the Senatorial Shitter.

Bye, Chuckie!

*ker-wwwoosssshhhhhh!*


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (7DwnJ)

157 Meanwhile, RELEASE THE MEMO!!!

Stop teasing us!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

158 The illegal alien lobby/La Raze/Jorge Ramos will not be happy about this and are going to punish the Dems for caving.

Remember
when Jorge Ramos, quite unexpected, started grilling Obama about Fast
in Furious back in 2012? For a few short minutes we made him look like the incompetent, corrupt tool we
know him to be but more importantly it was a warning shot: stop screwing
around on immigration and just do it or else we will destroy you (and we can.)

Obama started issuing executive orders shortly after his re-election and Ramos never breathed another word about running guns to Mexico. This was not a coincidence. The illegal lobby are going to start shooting anybody that retreats. This should be interesting.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

159 I can't believe any of these people can claim to be journalists.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (rdl6o)

They are not. They are all scrunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (5y11N)

160 Two weeks.

That was the recurring punchline in The Money Pit.

How apropos. In so many ways.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (oRlt1)

161 So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.
Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)

Oh alright but no Methodist

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (czkHE)

162 Time to start filling those boxcars.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

163 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.

We get to buy the children of illegal immigrants?
I think we can call this the "Harry Reid's Dreamy Dreamer Act"

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (+RSgm)

164 There is 0 chance that dacas wont get citizenship eventually. Either courts will make it happen or a dem president will make it happen. But the idea that today's 25 yo daca will not be a citizen 20,30 years from now is laughable.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (Dx4uB)

165 How long until Chuckie gets canned by his fellow Dems?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (7DwnJ)

166 If that registration includes home addresses, I don't know why that's not the first place ICE goes to show some easy deportation accomplishment

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (XQvuQ)


That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

The DACA program that Obama created by EO said to these folks if you register here, we won't bust you.

Trump wrote a new EO that said, yeah, not anymore. In six months, this doesn't apply to you.

That six months isn't up until March. I suppose he could Vader it and alter the deal, but the deal is you sign up, we won't bust you.




Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (Z5y53)

167 Fun fact: Obama, Clinton, Schumer and 23 other Democratic senators voted for the Secure Fence Act of 2006. Now is the chance for the Dems to put our money where their mouth is.

Posted by: Valiant at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (3MiF8)

168 Friend of mine had a sign:
Authorized Personnel Only
If you're bringing money, you're authorized.

by friend I mean dealer.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (FhXTo)

169 149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V48)

170 Guess the weekend poll numbers were not good for those people.

Still, this is about as far from "normal order" as you can get. Get your act together, Congress.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (LV3VM)

171 so we're safe from asteroids?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

172 Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again

Posted by: gordon at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (ewxPW)

173 Meanwhile, RELEASE THE MEMO!!!

Why not the FISA warrant application itself? Instead, we'll get a watered down memo. Expect it to be underwhelming as Dana Perino stated on The Five last Friday.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (rdl6o)

174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)

175 158 The illegal alien lobby/La Raze/Jorge Ramos will not be happy about this and are going to punish the Dems for caving.

Remember
when Jorge Ramos, quite unexpected, started grilling Obama about Fast
in Furious back in 2012? For a few short minutes we made him look like the incompetent, corrupt tool we
know him to be but more importantly it was a warning shot: stop screwing
around on immigration and just do it or else we will destroy you (and we can.)

Obama started issuing executive orders shortly after his re-election and Ramos never breathed another word about running guns to Mexico. This was not a coincidence. The illegal lobby are going to start shooting anybody that retreats. This should be interesting.
Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

That'll backfire. It would be like that march they had in which they flew huge Mexican flags but no US flags. Big backlash. The meme that works for them now is "Illegals are harmless children who just want a part of the American dream." When it becomes hardball politics that disappears.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

176 At least when ace "Authorizes" some nonsense it's funny.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

177 I saw a bumper sticker "If you elect a clown.Expect a circus."

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)

178
I suspect the Trump-Shumer meeting went something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xLEBtyar6M

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (r+sAi)

179 In the distance, The Golden Scalp Weasel chuckled.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

180 I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.
Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V4
----------

Yes, but we are building the wall here, not there, so hopefully we'd have more eyes on it. And no typewriters or listening devices

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (kNasr)

181 149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall?

I'm OK with that as long as they're building on the south side.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (gs8be)

182 There is 0 chance that dacas wont get citizenship eventually. Either
courts will make it happen or a dem president will make it happen. But
the idea that today's 25 yo daca will not be a citizen 20,30 years from
now is laughable.
---
Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (XQvuQ)

183 Still not tired of winning.

A little chafed, however.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (Tnhbr)

184 Notice that Schumer has said openly that there will be an up or down vote on DACA. Which means, if he is actually being honest, that he's not planning on filibustering that vote. Which means whatever bill is put up, it's only going to need 50 votes + Mike Pence to pass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (k1TUh)

185 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.
Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V4


they would just build in weaknesses and openings to let their family and friends in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (fceHP)

186 I'm waiting to "hear the lamentations of the women"
cue up Madame Lindsey.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (hUqh+)

187
*jingle music*
Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

Dr. D: What! Perry the platypus why are you pointing my loseinator ray at that mirror?

Perry: *grrrrrrrr*

*Loseinator ray fires and ray bounces off mirror and hits Dr. D*

Dr. D: Drat! I'll never get another win now.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (39R9D)

188 so we're safe from asteroids?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)


Of course not. But we'll have a couple days notification before we all die a sudden and fiery death. You know, time to put a will together, sell real estate, that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (2FqvZ)

189 Still not tired of winning.

A little chafed, however.




*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Jergins at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (WbIyz)

190 In the spirit of Motor voter laws, today I announce a new federal program for Dreamers...DACA Citizenship Death Certificates. On the day you die you become a citizen! The path is clear.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

191 David Holland - RIP

The Drummer for Judas Priest, has passed.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (bZOIt)

192 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

And empty vending machines. We really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (gs8be)

193 in ye olde dayes the wall would be built from bricks made of the groubd up bones of would-be invaders

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (hMwEB)

194 174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)


Yep. I saw that too. Heartwarming, isn't it?

They shut down part of the test over concern of dismounting from the top of a 30 foot wall. (Fair enough!)

A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

195 Time to start filling those boxcars.
Posted by: Puddin Head

And send them to the ovens at Applebee's!
/former commenter reference

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (ewxPW)

196 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)
---------

Three weeks. And yep, pretty much unbreachable.

https://tinyurl.com/y787c9za

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (kNasr)

197 PDT should just fund the wall from the same account that the skidloads of cash for Iran came from.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (oVWx5)

198 "Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country."

That's not going to happen, so go dig a hole and scream into it for as many hours as you need to for that lesson to take hold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (k1TUh)

199
Yes, but we are building the wall here, not there, so hopefully we'd have more eyes on it. And no typewriters or listening devices

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (kNasr)

Lol- I'd say, "Remember, this is the government doing this" but it's Trump's govt, and he seems to be about doing it right the first time. A new and unusual environment that is probably causing a great deal of angst amongst the entrenched bureaucrats!

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (V+V48)

200 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

201 >> Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

--------------------

Yes, I heard something about that this morning. Built several different wall prototypes, and got SF teams in there to try their best to defeat it. They couldn't

Yes, winning, indeed.

Remember all the idiots who said and continue to say that a wall is stupid, they'll just go over it. Hah, hah.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (8O3HH)

202 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

203 My nightmare is your biggest pussy.

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (IqV8l)

204 That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.



The DACA program that Obama created by EO said to these folks if you register here, we won't bust you.



Trump wrote a new EO that said, yeah, not anymore. In six months, this doesn't apply to you.



That six months isn't up until March. I suppose he could Vader it
and alter the deal, but the deal is you sign up, we won't bust you.
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Vader away. The government doesn't have any right not to deport them and they have no rights here period.

Plus as soon as you return any of the registered illegals to the countries they belong to, you can guarantee that the next time the uniparty tries to set up something like DACA, no one will sign up.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (XQvuQ)

205 Does anybody expect some truth from Schmucky Chuckie? He's been a lying worm forever. That's how you rise in the Death Cult Party.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (zOpu5)

206 A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will be fired upon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (WbIyz)

207 174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

the two with the open bottom look like you could throw a rock over with a string tied to it and run a line up and over and tie it off.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (nFwvY)

208 Why not the FISA warrant application itself? Instead, we'll get a watered down memo. Expect it to be underwhelming as Dana Perino stated on The Five last Friday.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (rdl6o)

Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."
She's a drip.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (7uYFy)

209 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)


this is the new "thing"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (fceHP)

210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)

211 A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.
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We should go into business offering helicopter rides.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (YV+SU)

212 Now that we know the shutdown bluff over DACA is dead, what do Democrats have left? Oh yeah... traitorous Senate Republicans, who can still fuck everything up.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (toi7g)

213 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)


I always mess up with suppositories and end my sentences with one.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (2FqvZ)

214 so we're safe from asteroids?

I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (rdl6o)

215 I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.



Which really is better though?
Giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out, thereby ensuring WWII, or smoking the Japs?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4dbPD)

216 I heard Turtle just guaranteed them a debate not a vote.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (f5uaD)

217 If every left wing dipshit in the country would go ahead and eat a Tide pod I would be okay with that...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (LiyEm)

218 We should embrace these beautiful children and give them immediate and unfettered citizenship

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4u7kU)

219 Look at all the airline reservations that will have to be cancelled by the Non-Essential gov employees to Orlando...They don't have to worry, they get paid anyway.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/lyOy)

220 Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)

221 Cruz taking it to a reporter for her misinformed narrative on shutdowns.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (OAlmw)

222 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (G4MPJ)

223 A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.

In the places where illegals are still getting through, there are some new, non-lethal methods to stop them like the low-dose microwave "heat ray." They can then be picked up and trebucheted back over the fence.

We have the technology...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (tRaq7)

224 "216 I heard Turtle just guaranteed them a debate not a vote."

And even if it gets a vote in the Senate, so what? Nothing becomes law unless it's agreed to by the House and signed by Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)

225 And send them to the ovens at Applebee's!
/former commenter reference
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM


he's trolling the twits, now...really upped his game with rants about the "right-wingers"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (ZQfW9)

226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)

227 Anthony Weiner Mentor Chuck Schumer: Biological proof that at one point humans did crossbreed with weasels.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (BRpqW)

228 Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
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Well, when you are walking by the neighborhood pond, do you stop to talk to the frogs?

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (1ncYF)

229 Giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out, thereby ensuring WWII


Not giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out is what ensured WWII.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)

230 So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)


Unless the law - and it will be a law - prohibits that.

Also, current law says you have to be a green card holder for 5 years. Not just be here 5 years.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

231
the two with the open bottom look like you could throw a rock over with a string tied to it and run a line up and over and tie it off.
Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (nFwvY)


I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

232 Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."
She's a drip.


She may be an establishment Republican, but how does it benefit her to downplay obvious illegal activity of the FBI and DOJ?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (rdl6o)

233 218 We should embrace these beautiful children and give them immediate and unfettered citizenship
Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4u7kU)

Unfortunately, they already do.

Or are we not talking about our Senators?

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

234
Hey, let's see what happens if we shove some Tide pods up that Worst Nightmare Pussy and see what happens.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (8O3HH)

235 I doubted it was possible, but Dems have actually lost a shutdown fight. Schumer has agreed to end the filibuster in exchange for practically nothing. Make no mistake: Schumer & Dems caved. What a political fiasco.

Brit Hume January 22, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (y3aQB)

236 so we're safe from asteroids?

I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (rdl6o)


I just finished watching Season 1 of Salvation

same premise

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6170874/?ref_=nv_sr_1

not a great show, but hot guy Santiago Cabrera is the star, so, why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (fceHP)

237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (g4lFK)

238 112 I have convinced myself that penis sipper Graham is and has been blackmailed by the left over his proclivities. He always seems to swing a wrench at opportune moments while being allowed to vote on some issues, as cover.

If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)




No, I think Pansy Grahmnesty really IS a Hispandering Fool. I mean, his homosexuality is the most open secret of all time at this point!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (ujg0T)

239 Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country."



That's not going to happen, so go dig a hole and scream into it for as many hours as you need to for that lesson to take hold.
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Then Trump will be a single termer.

He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)

240 220 gators

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (hMwEB)

241 200 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)


We need to fund construction of a giant catcher's mitt.

Just in case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

242

Rush playing Susan Collins... argh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)

243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

244
Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)


One Israeli driving a bulldozer should be able to handle the problem in no time flat.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (uiwCw)

245 Sheesh...is today Eeyore day at the HQ?


Think I'll go clean the cabinet under the laundry room sink....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (Enq6K)

246 I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Oh they've been here already.

How do we know? Because they haven't come back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (tRaq7)

247 A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will be fired upon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (WbIyz)


Exactly. My neighbor has a fence I can quickly and easily traverse. However, if caught on his property the judge is going to ask me how I got there. What can I say?

Which is why I'm more of a fence guy then a wall guy. Both the fence and the wall make a statement. One is a helluva lot cheaper.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (2FqvZ)

248 Well, when you are walking by the neighborhood pond, do you stop to talk to the frogs?

And you feel that's an equivalent analogy?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (rdl6o)

249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

250 Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (

Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me. Airborne, huh? I can see!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (3QAtO)

251 Think I'll go clean the cabinet under the laundry room sink....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (Enq6K)
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Come over and help me with my pantry. I have half of it out in my kitchen and now I'm paralyzed so I'm here instead.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (kNasr)

252 Will this wall be made of ice?




Posted by: Jon Snow at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (8iiMU)

253 I had asteroids once.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

254 Trump the master Non-Negotiator

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (oGRue)

255 artisinal, was curious about that show

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (hMwEB)

256 I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)


I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

257 >>Rush playing Susan Collins.


Bootsy Collins > Susan Collins

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (DLuTg)

258 I've been working at work, the horror, the horror, so I'm just catching up to this.

So there was a, what, 60 hour shutdown, 48 hours of which were over a weekend, and the Dems get to be in the exact same position they were when it started but now with Trump being able to say they want to give amnesty to illegal rather than pay the military?

Do I have that right?

I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

259 >>A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single
strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will
be fired upon.

I think it can be both, while being realistic about certain areas where the terrain naturally makes it less secure that others.

At minimum, it makes it harder to use a car or truck to cross the border, and anything that requires time to climb over provides more time for Border Patrol to get there. I've seen the "virtual border" in Arizona, and as cool as it is that they have electronic devices that monitor and sound an alarm when a person is detected within the range of their sonar beamed across the border line (or whatever it is), it still requires an in-person follow-up. A walls buys them some time.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

260 220 Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)

At least some rent-a-cops for the construction workers. There's almost certainly going to be some sort of civil disobedience.

234
Hey, let's see what happens if we shove some Tide pods up that Worst Nightmare Pussy and see what happens.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (8O3HH)

We replaced this woman's IUD with a Tide pod. Let's see what happens.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

261 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)



this is the new "thing"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM


As others have pointed out before me, what a very stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

262 Dreamer Act:
1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.
2. Any felonies? Buh bye.
3. Mama, Papa, and Cousin Pepe are on their own. Buh bye.
4. You take an oath swearing Allegiance to the United States of America, forswearing allegiance to any other country. You ain't a citizen, but by God if you live in my country you are loyal to it.
5. You want citizenship, leave and get into line.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (ipyio)

263 >> Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."

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Heh, I'm trying to visualize that.

But I'll tell you one thing, though. If it were Kimberly Guilfoyle, I think she'd wear him out. He might not be able to maintain his control with her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (8O3HH)

264 249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

Now such a DMZ on the California border, OTOH...

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (7HtZB)

265 249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)


Yep. Imagine the first time a child got blown up by a mine. The MSM and the leftists would be a paroxysm of joy over that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

266 He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)


Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

267 202 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)


I take it he wasn't a Biology or Chemistry major.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (xjiRE)

268
It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Prime Directive

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

269 So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)



Unless the law - and it will be a law - prohibits that.



Also, current law says you have to be a green card holder for 5 years. Not just be here 5 years.





Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (XQvuQ)

270 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border.

It would certainly make a statement. No entry from the failed Narco State of Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (WbIyz)

271 Oh they've been here already.

How do we know? Because they haven't come back.


Must've landed in Detroit or Newark.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (rdl6o)

272 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
Posted by: alexthechick




He's not used to dealing with a bare knuckle brawler.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (4dbPD)

273 "He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure."

So you're going to vote for Bernie Sanders and Communism just because you only get 90% of what you wanted, not all of it? Or maybe Kamela Harris? Or Lizzie Warren?

What do you think your options are going to be?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

274 227 Anthony Weiner Mentor Chuck Schumer: Biological proof that at one point humans did crossbreed with weasels.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (BRpqW)

#WeaselToo

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

275 Rush playing Susan Collins... argh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)

HOLD OUR BEERS

Posted by: CORY AND FLAKEY at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (4u7kU)

276 210.

Not quite. It's 5 years of being a legal resident. Ie green card. So theyd need to eait 5 years once getting the GC. So 2024 election.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (QyBLU)

277
I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
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His Lose-in-ator ray bounced off a mirror positioned by Perry the Platypus and hit him right in the kisser.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (9Sfx1)

278 Shoomer caved. Utterly. He gave away the only leverage he had: a shutdown. Repubs can literally write the bill on dreamers.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (Q3oNv)

279 >>Dreamer Act:

1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.

So it would be limited to the ~800K who applied for Obama's DACA?

I think that is an excellent minimum requirement.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

280 To be honest, we ARE in danger from asteroids / SMOD

we have no planetary defense system

in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change
we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)

281 so the non citizens of the world want a vote, so they can vote themselves my wallet and vote against me.

I vote no. never. and I'm ready to started voting people who feel otherwise off the island.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

282 She may be an establishment Republican, but how does it benefit her to downplay obvious illegal activity of the FBI and DOJ?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (rdl6o)

The only thing I can think of is that the Dems will try to blame her old boss Bush for for allowing spying on Americans (post 9/11) in the first place.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (7uYFy)

283 Bootsy Collins > Susan Collins

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (DLuTg)

Well yeah....when Susie can play a bass like that she'll be worth something.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (0+nbW)

284 So Schumer boils down to four days of impotence followed by a public beclowning. Way to go Chuck. You NYers are so smartz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (YV+SU)

285 Several versions of History:
If you go all Henry Beard fourth-year Latin on it, "Dracula" is the diminutive of draco, so, "Little Dragon." But that's not where his name came from.

Some say Draco was a harsh law-giver. Others say he thought the city-state had too damn many laws, but he couldn't convinde the populace of that, an so he had each and every law enforced so they'd get the feel of it.

I'd like to see these government closures be a little more draconian. We sit like little peeping chicks in the neck waiting for mama-bird uniparty to chew up a worm and vomit it down our throats. Closing the government should not be a cutesie-show, it should involve the troops being ordered into the field to scavenge for food, every fund with a federal component being frozen, and satellites falling out of orbit. Students sent home at their own expense from colleges several states away. And no spring break!

It should be bad enough that any Congress not passing a budget should be unable to adjourn and go home because the Capital is surrounded by torch-bearing desperate crowds. And there must be no continuing temporaries.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (H5rtT)

286 US embassy in Jerusalem will open next year

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286645/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

287 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

It works, clear a mile of land, put up fences, guard towers every 5 miles. and mines, lots of mines....

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (/lyOy)

288 Watched one of the women's marches for a few minutes this weekend and saw this broad crying to the reporter about how oppressed women in the US are and Trump doesn't care!!! She also said that the way he talks about people gives her the sadz.

These people are nuts!!

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

289 "245 Sheesh...is today Eeyore day at the HQ?"


Understandable given history of these things, but this is a definite cave by Schumer. Always good for the Dems to realize that Twitter is not representative of the voting public.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

290 243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15
Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

What Jimmy missed in his Bible study was that God required the strangers to assimilate into the Hebrew culture-to accept Him and His laws, foreswear their gods and cultural practices that were abhorrent to God, and live at peace with the Hebrews.

That stuff always get ignored by leftist Bible quoters, especially the "Go and sin no more" part of the Judge not lest ye be judged.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (V+V48)

291 I doubted it was possible, but Dems have actually lost a shutdown fight.
Schumer has agreed to end the filibuster in exchange for practically
nothing. Make no mistake: Schumer Dems caved. What a political
fiasco.



Brit Hume January 22, 2018
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But we didn't get anything either.

It's not like funding the government is some kind of win.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (XQvuQ)

292 261
University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.





https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/


Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)





this is the new "thing"



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM

As others have pointed out before me, what a very stupid time to be alive.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

Got some nice tasty licorice in my electrical panel they can nibble on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

293 Fuck Schumer. And fuck any R that gives them DACA without something real and now.

Now.

These bills that kick cans down the road, promising something one, two, three years out, are disgusting.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (U6f54)

294 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)


I think it bespeaks desperation. Even the NYT laid responsibility for the shutdown on the Dems. Their internal polling must be awful: shutting down the American government to favor illegal aliens? Yow. The poll numbers must be awful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

295 Rush playing Susan Collins.

Too bad it's not the other way around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (tRaq7)

296 I saw a bumper sticker "If you elect a clown.Expect a circus."

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)


========

Our problem is that we've elected 535 clowns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (/qEW2)

297 in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change

we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM


Do not taunt Happy Fun SMOD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

298 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

On HIS terms.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

299 1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.


Moose out front did tell you.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

300 Now that we know the shutdown bluff over DACA is
dead, what do Democrats have left? Oh yeah... traitorous Senate
Republicans, who can still fuck everything up.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (toi7g)

Yeah... but that is not new. We have been fighting the same Senate jackholes on amnesty for well over a decade. They haven't won yet. They are likely not going to win. Obama "had" to implement DACA via executive order because he could not get a DACA bill through congress... the House is more conservative now than it was then so I seriously doubt they will get it through now.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (f5uaD)

301 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (G4MPJ)
...............

Sorry we only have pesos left.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (HgMAr)

302 We're more than 16 years past 9/11 covering both GOPe and Democrat party rule and many more years past real terrorist threats coming across the border.

That's eight voting cycles worth of campaigning about national security, and yet the entirety of federal government has failed to build a single inch of new wall to defend us from a narco-terrorist state shithole next door that funnels both dirty money and criminal enterprise from not only itself but from every nation south of it plus any other nation that can bribe its way through.

Something tells me our government really isn't all that interested in a wall and national security. Just a hunch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (H8S+R)

303 I read an article about Malia Obama and her boyfriend. He is white and apparently generating a lot of negative comments about being white.

But, Trump is the racist.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

304 266 He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)

Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

The only legal fix is to send them all back and charge their enablers with human trafficking.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (g4lFK)

305 I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

~~~

Visibility.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)

306 So the border wall prototypes are unbreachable, you say?

Have you tried using a bigger bomb?

Lessons learned in Hue 1969, a book I am very sorry to have purchased. It ended as I suspected, and I am very sorry to have contributed 70 cents to the bank account of the author and incrementally added to the success of his book.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (GroCc)

307 Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.

Word on the Hill is the internals were running heavily against them, especially in the Trump states they need to win (irrespective of the fig leaf vote those senators gave).

Several things were sticking with voters in the internals;
- The Schumer Shutdown
- Illegal immigrants over the average voter
- There was nothing in the bill Democrats opposed
- The fact that Republicans don't have 60 votes (Democrats thought people were ignorant

Wait for the immigration fight, which as you said McConnell already agreed to schedule two weeks ago

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

308 At some point Dems are going to have to realize Trump is a force unlike any they have seen. Ganging up with Miss Lindsay and Jeff Fluck ain't gonna get it done.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (Q3oNv)

309 So how will the MSM spin this and turn it into a victory for the Dems?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (7DwnJ)

310 Got some nice tasty licorice in my electrical panel they can nibble on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)


Or have sex with an energized light socket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

311 Not giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out is what ensured WWII.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)


A popular sentiment ... but untrue.

Look at the total devastation we rained on the Germans and Japanese in WWII, forcing unconditional surrender, and that resulted in the greatest victory of any war in human history. Our most intransigent and implaccable enemies became our strongest and most trustworthy allies for well over half a century and we had an unprecedented long and wide term of peace and prosperity. Meanwhile France, our "ally" in WWII spent every year after the war (in which we saved their pathetic asses) stabbing us in the back over and over and over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (8gDQu)

312 If the Senate cannot do its job, which is to appropriate funds for the Government... because of its own self imposed rules???

Then the rules need to change.

If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???

We would not have a job....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

Someone correct me if I am wrong. Don't all spending and tax bills need to originate in the House? The Senate doesn't "appropriate" funds, it either approves, disapproves, or modifies what the House sends them.

This Democrat shutdown theater is over the Continuing Resolution that was sent to the Senate by the House. They modified it, then the Dems refused to vote for it despite being in agreement with what it said.

Now they are agreeing to the modified version, which then needs to go back to the House for another vote.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (bw/1x)

313
so many leaks

White House Infrastructure Plan Leaks...
Drudge, unbelievable

so many leaks

LEAK THE MEMO

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)

314 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact.

Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?





Free Shit Army.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (4dbPD)

315 Trump is no clown but he is a master at getting his enemies to beclown themselves....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (LiyEm)

316 I asked a friend of my wife who is all into womYns rights and shit...name one right I have that you dont have. She went on about inequality and sexism but of course couldnt answer my question.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (QyBLU)

317 249
237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
---
For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)

318 262 Dreamer Act:
1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.
2. Any felonies? Buh bye.
3. Mama, Papa, and Cousin Pepe are on their own. Buh bye.
4. You take an oath swearing Allegiance to the United States of America, forswearing allegiance to any other country. You ain't a citizen, but by God if you live in my country you are loyal to it.
5. You want citizenship, leave and get into line.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (ipyio)


You want to vote? Joo Want Bote? TOO BAD! NO BOTE! NO EVER BOTE!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (WDCYi)

319 >>>>>210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote
.
.
.And the vast majority live in CA which will change nothing at the National level.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (n54XI)

320 305 I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

~~~

Visibility.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)


Good point. That, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)

321 318...

Bad Hispanic Accent, not what else you could have taken it for.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (WDCYi)

322 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)
----------

I saw a big group of students from Franciscan at the March on Friday. Was your daughter with them?

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (kNasr)

323 >>>9 We have decided at this time that it looks bad choosing illegals over Americans. At this time.
Posted by: Dems at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (gs8be)

Who TOLD them.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (W3P1i)

324 28 may i ask How the govt can guarentee fund for the wall in 2006 yet never fund the wall? But appropriate money for everyotherthing. in the trillions ? how can this be?
Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (t2Uf9)


Direct result of funding gov by means of Continuing Resolutions as opposed to budgets.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (di1hb)

325 298 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

On HIS terms.
---------------
He signs only what he signs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (YV+SU)

326 249
237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)



You new here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (Dp6qK)

327 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact.

Why wouldn't they try to intentionally make contact?



Same reason ships don't stop in Somalia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

328 We won because we didn't lose. But that's not really winning. We still have no wall, still have chain migration, lottery, a depleted military, etc.

That aint winning.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (QyBLU)

329 268


It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances
to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and
intentionally make contact?



Prime Directive

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

Don't want to bring any Dreamers home with them?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (ymnmz)

330 The only thing I can think of is that the Dems will try to blame her old boss Bush for for allowing spying on Americans (post 9/11) in the first place.


That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (rdl6o)

331 Democrats will be working behind the scenes with Twitter to shut Trump down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (8+Ozj)

332 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian



Put an exit tax on all remittances going out of the country.
80% should work.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (4dbPD)

333
Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?


Because we don't have universal background checks before you can purchase a firearm?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

334 316
the right to remain silent!
well, ok she has the right but I bet she never uses it

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (hMwEB)

335 I'm so glad that the horror of a Federal shutdown is over.


because...yes.....Maryland hardest hit.


http://cbsloc.al/2n25trw

Perhaps we should consider diversifying our employment portfolio?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (EyPfd)

336 For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)


Exactly.

A national border is a very serious thing and it should be treated as such.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (8gDQu)

337 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

338 316...I hear the same thing. These loons need to take a world tour to the enlightened nations Africa, the ME, and some Asian countries to view some real oppression.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

339 256 I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

No. The Border Patrol needs to be able to see through the wall to check on activities so the prototypes with the see through barred lower panels are preferred. Then the upper part is smooth concrete so that part can't be climbed.

Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

340 Then Trump will be a single termer.

He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.
Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)



You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?

Or that may just be a ploy on his part to show how unreasonable the Demunists are, or that they have no guts to actually sponsor such legislation without facing the music from their constituents, especially the Joe Manchins that remain.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (ujg0T)

341 Visibility.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)

Good point. That, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
--------

From the article I linked above:

"The report favors steel at the ground level because agents can see what is happening on the other side through mesh, and damage can more easily be fixed than concrete, the official said. With concrete, large slabs have to be replaced for even small breaches, which is time-consuming and expensive. Topping the steel with smooth concrete surfaces helps prevent climbing."

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (kNasr)

342 Old Chuck You finally realized he had backed a weak horse with his DACA demands. He is a slow learner--but sometimes he actually learns something.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (Sda6L)

343 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.

They'll have to test the MSM's flaccidity a few more times because it's all they have.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

344 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)

345 To be honest, we ARE in danger from asteroids / SMOD

we have no planetary defense system

in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change
we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)



In the immortal words of Billy Bob Thornton in Armageddon - Our budget for watching the sky is $1 million and pardon my language but it's a big ass sky.

Did everyone see the clips of the meteor that hit outside of Detroit? As far as I know, the first sign we had that it was going to come down is when all of a sudden BOOM.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

346 A popular sentiment ... but untrue.

Look at the total devastation we rained on the Germans and Japanese in WWII, forcing unconditional surrender, and that resulted in the greatest victory of any war in human history.



The Western Allies weren't able to rain that kind of description on Germany in WWI. The Eastern Front had already collapsed with the departure of the Russians. The Anglo-French alliance wasn't going to fight it's way to Berlin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (WbIyz)

347 307
Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.

Word
on the Hill is the internals were running heavily against them,
especially in the Trump states they need to win (irrespective of the fig
leaf vote those senators gave).

Several things were sticking with voters in the internals;
- The Schumer Shutdown
- Illegal immigrants over the average voter
- There was nothing in the bill Democrats opposed
- The fact that Republicans don't have 60 votes (Democrats thought people were ignorant

Wait for the immigration fight, which as you said McConnell already agreed to schedule two weeks ago


Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (VpIIl)



mmmff grble plumf gurgel gack

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (ymnmz)

348 So the border wall prototypes are unbreachable, you say?

No wall is unbreachable. The question is what it takes to breach it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

349 Or have sex with an energized light socket.


I haz sadz.

Posted by: The toaster at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (tRaq7)

350 No. The Border Patrol needs to be able to see through the wall to check on activities so the prototypes with the see through barred lower panels are preferred. Then the upper part is smooth concrete so that part can't be climbed.

Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

The bars can also let flood water through.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (6HFDU)

351
"He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure."



So you're going to vote for Bernie Sanders and Communism just
because you only get 90% of what you wanted, not all of it? Or maybe
Kamela Harris? Or Lizzie Warren?



What do you think your options are going to be?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

Once the invasion is recognized as a fait accompli, there are no meaningful options before we resort to arms.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (XQvuQ)

352 319 >>>>>210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote
.


Make them take a lie detector test. If they have ever eaten at Taco Bueno, send them back

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (4u7kU)

353 Obamam taking credit for the economy is like Chip Kelly taking credit for the Eagles going to the Super Bowl.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

354 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
=====================
Now seriously, such hypothetical travelers would have about as much interest in talking to you as you would have in talking to the frogs that live in the neighborhood pond that you walk by with your dog in the evening.

What kind of conversation could we have with a mayfly, it lives for one day? Its not that communication isn't theoretically possible, its just not worth the effort it would take to dumb yourself down to tolerate the exchange, and to what end, its dead at the end of the day. An interstellar civilization if such a thing exists, is way older than 2000 years. Our civ is like a twinkling in the eye for such creatures.

Extremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

355 I would open Dreamer check-in stations in Malibu, but that's cuz I'm a lover. There would be some very long lines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (YV+SU)

356 The Dimowits are bound and determined to make America a Schumerhole.

Thank goodness we have PDT in the White House making America great again.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (6Azlx)

357
I asked a friend of my wife who is all into womYns rights and shit...name one right I have that you dont have. She went on about inequality and sexism but of course couldnt answer my question.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (QyBLU)


If there was sexism why would you even bother to ask a woman what she thinks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (lKyWE)

358 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.


Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

He was back and forth on it but you are correct... that is not what his voters voted for and he knows it. Reinforcing this knowledge is that the "dreamers" got absolutely no sympathy from even Dems polled about the shutdown. It is clear that most see them rightfully as just another group of illegals breaking the law and stealing from the taxpayers' coffers.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (f5uaD)

359 I guess Schumer really didn't like it being called the Schumer Shutdown, hahahah

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (M+Lyo)

360 Obama taking credit for the economy is like Chip Kelly taking credit for the Eagles going to the Super Bowl.
=======
Boom

Tweet it Donald!

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (gshtX)

361 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."
Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

I'm sure the rancher's will find that it's difficult to keep their cattle from turning into steak tartare.



Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (bw/1x)

362 We won because we didn't lose.

Exactly. The laws remain the same.

I'll take it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (WbIyz)

363 The whole asteroid thing is just one more big scare story to generate buzz in order to fund some big new government program, to "fix" a problem that doesn't exist.

Asteroid's have been whizzing along close to Earth ever since this planet coalesced out of the primordial gravel pile that was originally here. The scars on the moon show that most of the big ones with wild orbits fell into the various planetary gravity wells during the great early bombardment.

Currently, our best scientific evidence that we've collected says that planet killing asteroids come by once every 66 million years, or maybe longer. That number could easily be 100 million years, which means we've still got 34 million more years before we need to worry about it.

Here's the biggest danger of actually funding an asteroid deflection system - we would be building a device that could actually be used to deflect an asteroid INTO an earth collision, if any nefarious organization were to get it into their control. We would be creating the means of our own destruction, which would not ever happen unless we were stupid enough to create it ourselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (k1TUh)

364 347 307
Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.


How close are you to Wash Ave ??

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (4u7kU)

365 On the wall prototypes and testing, I will admit, I assumed by testing they meant, you know, did this bit fall over and/or get disintegrated by wind or rain or armadillos or whatever.

I did not think they meant did the SEALS get through whilst using flamethrowers.

Is there footage of that? Because I want to see footage of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

366 Don't want to bring any Dreamers home with them?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (ymnmz)


No lawns on their planet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

367 Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
==

reasons for aliens to make contact:

a. conquest
b. extermination
c. trade
d. observation / study

reasons for aliens not to make contact:

a. infection / quarantine
b. observation / study
c. Schumer Shutdown

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (hMwEB)

368 For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.


Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)

The great wall in China had soldiers every so far along the border. Hadrian's wall was also protected by Roman soldiers. etc, etc.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (/lyOy)

369 haha, Breitbart's headline

Schumer Chucks Up!: Amnesty Shutdown Over

Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (fceHP)

370 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)

371 331 Democrats will be working behind the scenes with Twitter to shut Trump down.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (8+Ozj)

Surprised they haven't done that before now. Trump on Twitter is an end run around the MSM.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

372 >> Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.


Yes, that was certainly concerning. I have to wonder if all that has happened since he initially expressed this has changed his mind?

Specifically, the leaked memo by the Hillary campaign/Center for American Progress woman specifying how DACA kids are critical in future Democrat victories, and the way that Schumer and Pelosi have treated Trump since they started negotiating.

I am hoping that, plus the outcry from his base might have changed his mind a bit on the issue. Schumer has made sure that this is a win/lose for Trump, that it cannot be w win/win with his insistence on giving him DACA for nothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

373
"We shut down the government for half a business day for you 'Dreamers'"
How do you think that will work ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (e8kgV)

374 272,

Chuckie always looked good playing the Washington Generals.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (zOpu5)

375 OK when I turn on this Switchinator everyone north of the the tristate area border will move south and everyone south of the border of the tristate area will move north.

And you can't stop me Golden Scalp Weasel

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (ymnmz)

376 365 On the wall prototypes and testing, I will admit, I assumed by testing they meant, you know, did this bit fall over and/or get disintegrated by wind or rain or armadillos or whatever.

I did not think they meant did the SEALS get through whilst using flamethrowers.

Is there footage of that? Because I want to see footage of that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (mf5HN)


I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

377 I got a win win for everyone. The North Koreans a re starving right? So let's hire the North Koreans to build a barrier and guard it-with guns. They eat, we get a secure Border. Wins all arounb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (5y11N)

378 8 I'm disappointed as I personally liked having the federal government shut down. Do a lot less harm to our country that way. Bastards.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2sCft)

True for most of the government, but I hate to see the military going without paychecks. Even if they get back pay, it's tough for those on a tight budget.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (ZM2xo)

379 344 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



I like it. Make it a non profit and Americans will build it through donations and get some of the money back in the form of reduced tax liability.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

380 The bars can also let flood water through.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (6HFDU) >>>

Also lets small critters like lizards, snakes, mice, and jackrabbits through, making it less susceptible to enviro-weenie challenges.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (AMIL/)

381 >>Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing


AND LIKE IT!

Posted by: Judge Smails at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (Y0XKM)

382 Once the invasion is recognized as a fait accompli, there are no meaningful options before we resort to arms."

Well then go dig that hole and start screaming, unless you think you're up to another Mandalay Bay performance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (k1TUh)

383 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)

GoFundMe wouldn't allow that because... liberal. But crowdsourcing the wall would be an excellent suggestion. If anyone from Trump's administration is reading, this would be a most bodacious way to get around Congress and get border security done (after all, the Wall is already authorized).

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (f5uaD)

384 Stupid Trump kicks Dum's genius asses once again. Funny how that keeps happening.

Posted by: Bob at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (fVGlW)

385 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)


What Trump said during the campaign was that he would end Obama's illegal DACA program immediately.

It has taken longer than immediately, but he has done just that.

He did NOT promise that he would deport every DACA recipient.

I am not parsing it, just saying, if you think that Trump doing what he said he would do is the end of his Presidency, well, you aren't really keeping up with current events.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (Z5y53)

386 EARING A TIDE POD
IS SOMETHING BIG BEN WOULD THINK WAS FUNNY BECAUSE

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (H5rtT)

387 370 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)


Exactly. It won't stop every single person. Some Olympic material types will probably still get over. But it'll stanch the flood of illegal aliens who just walk across the border now.

And that's good enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

388 290 243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15
Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

What Jimmy missed in his Bible study was that God required the strangers to assimilate into the Hebrew culture-to accept Him and His laws, foreswear their gods and cultural practices that were abhorrent to God, and live at peace with the Hebrews.

That stuff always get ignored by leftist Bible quoters, especially the "Go and sin no more" part of the Judge not lest ye be judged.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (V+V4


He thinks we're the Philistines and he is sent by the one true I-AM-SUPERIOR-MAN to lead us to the promised land.

That's the only thing commies can do is promise.

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (gvGwC)

389 The great wall in China had soldiers every so far along the border. Hadrian's wall was also protected by Roman soldiers. etc, etc.
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (/lyOy)



Frankly, the US Border Patrol ought to be up on the same level as the Coast Guard. Military vehicles, periodic posts on the border wall.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (ujg0T)

390 You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?



Or that may just be a ploy on his part to show how unreasonable the
Demunists are, or that they have no guts to actually sponsor such
legislation without facing the music from their constituents, especially
the Joe Manchins that remain.
---
Yes, I care less about what is said than actually done.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (XQvuQ)

391 I saw a bumper sticker with a cartoonish Bernie Sanders that looked like Einstein wearing glasses and 2020 next to it.

I laughed.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (6Azlx)

392 Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (BtQd4)

393 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)

I believe Gateway Pundit ran a story yesterday of five illegals who were found in either Texas or Arizona dead from exposure to freezing temps a couple weeks ago. They were found by hunters.

Photos are pretty gruesome, several had become dinner for coyotes, etc. Border Patrol said that human coyotes take their money, get them to the border, point and leave them. None are dressed or have water, or provisions to withstand several nights in freezing temps. desert conditions, etc.

The wall in these areas would stop them from trying to cross in those areas. Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (bw/1x)

394 We cannot spare this president, he fights.

Posted by: Blake at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (WEBkv)

395 226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)


========

I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved beyond bike locks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)

396 Can't wait for the re-match. Now excuse me while I go tend to my pigeons on the roof.

Posted by: Bad ass bowl of jello at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (DrLXT)

397 Are we making any progress though on getting employer sanctions or some other method of making it impossible for the invaders to find work? To me, that is the key. And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz)

398 391 I saw a bumper sticker with a cartoonish Bernie Sanders that looked like Einstein wearing glasses and 2020 next to it.

I laughed.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (6Azlx)

Bernie should be STRONGLY ENCOURAGED to let his freak flag fly and run as a Socialist. The debate with Cameltoe Harris alone would make it worthwhile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

399 Stupid Trump kicks Dum's genius asses once again. Funny how that keeps happening.

Posted by: Bob at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (fVGlW)


Careful, Bob. You bois out there in NV aren't unobserved.

Posted by: Server Skillz at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (gvGwC)

400 I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)


Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

401 Imagine the consternation in Dem circles. NONE of their playbook seems to work against The Donald. Instead, everything they try ends up putting them in Wile E. Coyote territory.

It's a wonder to behold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

402 Any barrier in place will make it cost more to cross. More time and more money paid to smugglers. Make something more expensive and fewer people will buy it. Simple as that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Sq3oY)

403 SCHLONGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (xttKs)

404 18 Devilcrats were obviously hanging the whole thing out to dry over illegals, and the public was wise to it. That's why they caved.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
_____________________

Yes, "we're going to shut down the government because Trump and the Republicans won't agree to give even more rights and even more of your money to illegal aliens!" just wouldn't sell, for some odd reason.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (fqUgw)

405 I am just going to have to figure that even those who pay ZERO attention (D voters) noticed that the govt was shut down during the time no one works anyway.

Some of them, anyway.

Posted by: Texican(ette) at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (CjE8v)

406 "The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it. "

Like I had posted on an earlier thread.

The insertion of 100% effectiveness as an unspoken metric of success is a dick move by the left.

And in conversation, I push back on it at every opportunity. The example I use is seat belt.

They don't save every life, but they are recognized as effective enough that federal standards require them.
And most people in this debate have worn a seat belt.

Easy to relate to.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (EyPfd)

407 I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)



The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

408 >>I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is
that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla
groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join
with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns
and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the
wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved
beyond bike locks.


IIRC, there are Lefties attempting to buy up border land to fight against every last mile of the border. I would assume after legal challenges fail they would attempt to destroy the wall physically.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

409 The American Southwest seems perfect for continuous "Afghan" training.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (WbIyz)

410 The wall in these areas would stop them from trying to cross in those areas. Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (bw/1x)



Bingo. the border is 2,000 odd miles, but only 700 odd miles of that border is in any way hospitable for a hiking illegal alien. The rest is ridges and deserts. Even the stretch along the Rio Grande around Big Bend National Park (or what the Mexicans call the Rio Bravo Del Norte) is mostly too jagged to cross.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (ujg0T)

411 redbanzai: "If anyone from Trump's administration is reading, this would be a most bodacious way to get around Congress and get border security done (after all, the Wall is already authorized)."

Hi, there. You really haven't seen us flex our muscle yet. You see, we like to play, too. And you can bet we can collude with the best of the Legislature to keep any walls down. For the children.

Posted by: The Judiciary at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (H8S+R)

412
The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)


Threadwinner

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (Z5y53)

413 Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec
Posted by: rhennigantx


that's either complete bullshit, or we need better special forces.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (nFwvY)

414 why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

==



reasons for aliens to make contact:



a. Melania

reasons for aliens not to make contact:



a. Michelle

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (MxEKc)

415 Shadenboner status nearing Defcon levels

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (uR+m4)

416 "It's official: Chuck Schumer is the worst negotiator in Washington - even worse than Trump," said Murshed Zaheed, political director at Credo, a progressive advocacy group.

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (e8kgV)

417 It's difficult to fence a coyote, they're wily.
However, they're not difficult to shoot.

Posted by: Server Skillz at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (gvGwC)

418 Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)


The news reports said that there was a concern about dismounting from a 30 foot wall (i.e., a three story building). How many people could climb a 30 foot wall, and dismount on the side without breaking their necks? Hence my "Olympic material" comment. Sure, with the appropriate hardware, some training, and a lot of huevos, someone could do it, but most people couldn't/wouldn't want to try.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

419
Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing

And they'll LIKE IT!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (IqV8l)

420 ca and nm are dem run and those two states would fught like hell to keep the wall from getting built. That's 1/2 the border right there. Which is why dems may just give in on the wall knowing between that and endless court challenges theres a good chance it never goes up, even if funded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (gnSkR)

421 392 Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)
--------------------------
The bars have a solid header starting around 10 - 15 feet and reaching 60 feet. The top is rounded thus repels grappling hooks. And then, if you reach the top you have to find someway to drop 60 feet with out injury.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

422 I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved beyond bike locks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)




If it comes to that, then let us begin Blacklisting Leftist "stars", holding Un-American Activities Committees, and firing Leftist "professors". Tailgunner Joe had the right idea, he was just alcoholic.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (ujg0T)

423 Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (BtQd4)


========

Interesting! But it looks vertical. Suggestions: have it tilt outwards, and electrify the top. Post a warning sign. In English.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (/qEW2)

424
Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)


That's not something the average border jumper could do in significant numbers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (lKyWE)

425 A report on the different WALL PROTOTYPES with photos is hotlinked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (ewxPW)

426 Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.

We can also mount those little Forest Service signboards to them with "Go Back this is a desert" flyers. And a coupon for a free meal in Guadalajara.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

427 ...xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

~~~~

Ever talk to your dog?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (hUqh+)

428 So another pay day loan?

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (q70zf)

429 The way to stop illegal border crossing is to put a bounty on illegals.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (FQutf)

430 We need a double layer fence. The first directly on the border and not necessarily that hard to cross going North, but very difficult to cross going back south. The the reverse a half mile inland of the border. Get the enemy trapped between them with the guard dogs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (WbIyz)

431 "Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes. "

It's simple

Trebuchet!!!

(Some days I don't even know you people)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (EyPfd)

432 The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)
--------

They reportedly used "jackhammers, saws, torches and other tools and climbing devices." I think flamethrowers could certainly be a possibility there.

Live your best truth.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (kNasr)

433 You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?



Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (ujg0T)




Not to be confused with Michael Obama, the Executive Tranny.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (uiwCw)

434 How long are the faces on CNN?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (7DwnJ)

435
I believe Gateway Pundit ran a story yesterday of five illegals who were found in either Texas or Arizona dead from exposure to freezing temps a couple weeks ago. They were found by hunters.
...
Yep, Texas. Brooks county has scores of dead illegals every year even though it's well north of the border. The coyotes take them off into the brush in order to avoid the Falfurrias highway checkpoint, and anyone who can't keep up gets left behind to die. Some are never found after the hogs get done with the bodies. A lot of the female illegals are raped and murdered there too. I met a rancher whose dog brought him a decomposed woman's head. Fun.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (6HFDU)

436
The Pennsylvania State Police don't patrol every mile of the Turnpike every minute. Every 100 miles or so they have a command center. Officers get into their cars daily and drive from one command center to the next, then return. Probably one every hour. Continuous coverage but not constant.

That's my view of the wall. A fence, then a single lane road, then another fence. Every once in a while it would have two lanes for a short distance to accommodate two cars getting around each other.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (2FqvZ)

437 226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)


Intensive training for contractors in how to hit protesters in the jimmy with tear gas canisters should keep that knocked back.

Posted by: cornbred at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (HeNAd)

438 427 ...xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

~~~~

Ever talk to your dog?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (hUqh+)

All the time. He's about as good a conversationalist as I am.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

439 Once the invasion is recognized as a fait accompli, there are no meaningful options before we resort to arms."



Well then go dig that hole and start screaming, unless you think you're up to another Mandalay Bay performance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (k1TUh)

I'm not talking about individual actions of that sort, I mean another revolutionary war of the sort we Americans are famous for.
But I guess you visitors wouldn't get that, and are perfectly happy surrendering the country to the socialists forever so long as you get whatever it is you think you get for bearing your neck to them.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (XQvuQ)

440 >>Special Forces could not climb sample walls


Sgt. Corky Thatcher, reporting for duty.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:59 PM (FQutf)

441 aaaand BOOM, 12:03 MST, DJT sends out a spam on how Democrats Caved.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 01:59 PM (6FqZa)

442 Better yet, advertise where the next water hole is and poison it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:59 PM (YV+SU)

443 402 Any barrier in place will make it cost more to cross. More time and more money paid to smugglers. Make something more expensive and fewer people will buy it. Simple as that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Sq3oY) >>>>

Every major military in the world has equipment and tactics for going through, over, or around minefields, anti-tank ditches, and barbed wire obstacles. But all military forces continue to use those "barrier" techniques. What do the Progs know that our Marine and Army engineers don't? Why don't Schumer and Gutierrez try to zero-out useless items like mines and barbed wire from the Pentagon budget?

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

444 Are tunnels a concern? Maybe the Israelis could helps us out a bit after all the help we've given them, and offer us a few tips on keeping out tunnel rats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (/qEW2)

445 Wouldn't they just dig Great Escape tunnels under the wall? What's Spanish for Tom, Dick and Harry?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (IqV8l)

446 xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

~~~~

Ever talk to your dog?
=====
But NOT to a FROG.

If we survive another 10,000 years we'll be dog level. ie when we can fetch stuff for them or chase off nuisance life forms. We are literally useless still. That's the point.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (PVzzd)

447 Mrs Lindsey is a scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (5y11N)

448
From what I read, it says the SF teams used climbing equipment , saws, torches, jackhammers and other tools.

The designs were trying to foil such things, and this is what they were testing.

Also, it said they were just doing this as sort of experiment, and that the final design will likely combine the best elements of all the prototypes.

They're letting a little competition determine the best type of wall.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (8O3HH)

449 "Ever talk to your dog? "

Does calling Corgi's count?

'Cause if it does, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (EyPfd)

450 Okay, I see someone tinyurl-ed a link elsewhere.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 02:01 PM (ewxPW)

451 "Bingo. the border is 2,000 odd miles, but only 700 odd miles of that border is in any way hospitable for a hiking illegal alien. The rest is ridges and deserts. Even the stretch along the Rio Grande around Big Bend National Park (or what the Mexicans call the Rio Bravo Del Norte) is mostly too jagged to cross. "

Every summer bodies are found in the Sonoran desert area of southern Arizona, they're not even publicized very much it's so common. You can't walk across it in the summer, your body will be baked, and you'll be frozen if you try in the winter. And even in spring and fall, you still can't carry enough water to make it the full 150 miles you'd need to walk to get to some civilized areas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:01 PM (k1TUh)

452 Even if they build tunnels, it is time consuming and costly and will deter crossing the border.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 02:01 PM (gnSkR)

453 418 Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

The news reports said that there was a concern about dismounting from a 30 foot wall (i.e., a three story building). How many people could climb a 30 foot wall, and dismount on the side without breaking their necks? Hence my "Olympic material" comment. Sure, with the appropriate hardware, some training, and a lot of huevos, someone could do it, but most people couldn't/wouldn't want to try.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)
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I had the same thoughts. Like climbing Everest, once on top, you've only completed half the journey. 30 Feet is a long way down.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (OAlmw)

454 That's not something the average border jumper could do in significant numbers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (lKyWE)


Exactly. It's a numbers game. Sure, the odd person could scale ANY wall that could be constructed. That's not the measure of success. The measure of success is the ability to impede wholesale border jumping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

455 54 32 Can Trump pay for parts of the wall from the Whitehouse budget? Barry spent nearly a billion dollars all up on vacations, so you know there is plenty of fat in there. Trump can afford to pay for his own vacations.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (WbIyz)

Transfer the Wall to the State Dept. and use Foreign Aid Money from the UN, Palestinians, and Pakistan...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (NgKpN)

Call it our gift to Mexico.

No really. Appropriate funds from State. Call it a Good Neighbor Fund

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (yL25O)

456 ca and nm are dem run and those two states would
fught like hell to keep the wall from getting built. That's 1/2 the
border right there. Which is why dems may just give in on the wall
knowing between that and endless court challenges theres a good chance
it never goes up, even if funded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (gnSkR)


Then it's time to put the wall, not between messico and those states, but between those states and the rest of us.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (9chmE)

457 Sure, with the appropriate hardware, some training, and a lot of huevos, someone could do it, but most people couldn't/wouldn't want to try.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)


I am a wall supporter. That said, it would weed some out. But these walls are by no means insurmountable. They are about the height of a decent climbing wall. A couple hundred dollars in equipment and the will, and you are over.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (Dp6qK)

458 Bernie let the cat out of the bag!


http://tinyurl.com/ybzzx9xf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (EyPfd)

459 The Pennsylvania State Police don't patrol every mile of the Turnpike

The radar traps, lack of a sense of humor and steep fines help to.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (FhXTo)

460 I had the same thoughts. Like climbing Everest, once on top, you've only completed half the journey. 30 Feet is a long way down.
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (OAlmw)

Especially with all the pointy sticks and broken glass at the bottom.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (yL25O)

461
The bars have a solid header starting around 10 - 15 feet and reaching 60 feet. The top is rounded thus repels grappling hooks. And then, if you reach the top you have to find someway to drop 60 feet with out injury.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

Yes, what I meant and failed to state clearly is that if the whole thing is bars, it can often be climbed, like the 18 ft fence built under the Secure Fence Act. Even girls can climb it.

That's why the upper parts of the prototypes are smooth concrete.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (6HFDU)

462 Does Collins have Parkinsison Disease?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (5y11N)

463 Ever talk to your dog?

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Yes, but they don't pay any attention to me...

Hence, web commenting!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (5NMZN)

464 397 Are we making any progress though on getting employer sanctions or some other method of making it impossible for the invaders to find work? To me, that is the key. And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz)
________________________

More than half of immigrant families, of both the legal and illegal variety, receive at least one form of federal welfare. Either food stamps, or Medicaid, or ADC, or SSI, or "tax credits," or whatever.

During the Obama administration, it was reported that the administration was paying billions of dollars a year in Medicare Part D prescription drug benefits to a few thousand illegal aliens. The Obama administration also admitted that it was knowingly paying billions of dollars' worth of food stamps to millions of illegal aliens every year.

There are so many of these federal welfare programs that knowingly pay billions every year to illegal aliens. The Treasury Dept. pays billions of dollars in "tax credits" -- which are thinly-disguised welfare payments to low-income tax filers -- to illegal aliens every year. A lot of people mistakenly believe that illegal aliens can't get these payments because they don't have SS numbers and/or because they don't file tax returns. But illegals have been onto this scam for years; they know all they need is a taxpayer identification number, which the IRS will give them automatically, and they start filing returns and getting checks, often for many thousands of dollars' worth of "tax credits."

These payments are one of the biggest reasons so many illegal aliens come here. It's a huge rip-off of American taxpayers, and it needs to end.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (fqUgw)

465 A true test of the wall: Gather several convicts (non-violent convictions of at least 10 years) and put them on one side of the wall then tell them if they succeed to the other side they will be pardoned.

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (gvGwC)

466 Woof! Woof!

Posted by: jasper at January 22, 2018 02:04 PM (ewxPW)

467 >> The Pennsylvania State Police don't patrol every mile of the Turnpike


I don't see Tolls being the solution, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:04 PM (FQutf)

468 "Even if they build tunnels, it is time consuming and costly and will deter crossing the border."

And rising sea level will flood them...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:04 PM (EyPfd)

469 458 Bernie let the cat out of the bag!


http://tinyurl.com/ybzzx9xf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (EyPfd)

[Facepalm] Koch Brothers. Sure Bernie. And Freemasons too! Where's my prune juice!!??

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

470 interesting and scary take from Stephen Green at pjmedia's hot mic in response to this tweet

John Cardillo
Does anyone really believe that the FBI "lost" texts from a senior FBI counterintelligence agent that were sent over an FBI device?

That's not even in the parking lot of the ballpark of believability. #ReleaseTheMemo#FireMueller


Green responds


Maybe I'm just getting paranoid, but today's limp excuse is so lame that it almost seems as though there must be something more sinister going on here than simply failing to comply with a congressional investigation.

What the FBI is doing is demonstrating its political power -- baring its fangs, if you will -- by showing in the most obviously unbelievable way that it will do what it please. The FBI wants the people who count to understand that the Bureau cannot and will not be held accountable.

Now I'm not actually comparing anyone at the FBI with Joseph Stalin, who made prisons out of entire nations and killed millions of civilians. But he did know a thing or two about high-level propaganda.

When Stalin wanted to make someone an unperson, he literally purged them from the history books. The results weren't always convincing, but they didn't need to be. Because the real message was to the survivors: You too can be erased, comrade.

I get that kind of vibe, albeit on a much less murderous scale, from today's FBI. The FBI didn't come up with a lame excuse because that's all they could come up with. They came up with a lame excuse because they think that's all they need.

And unless Congress steps up, they'll be right.

(he shows edited Stalin pics/propaganda)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:04 PM (fceHP)

471 452 Even if they build tunnels, it is time consuming and costly and will deter crossing the border.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 02:01 PM (gnSkR)




I suppose listening devices and seismic monitors for tunnel digging will be necessary. Any tunnels discovered would become instant dumping sites for septic tank trucks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (ujg0T)

472 >>>No. Who knows what the polling will be next week? Seize the moment.
Release the Memo.
Posted by: The Beatles at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

Nice sock fail.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (W3P1i)

473 Why don't we have a sex scandal dossier on Schumer? Isn't there at least one porn star among the living that would allow Sleazy Chucky to soil her with his filth?

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (2Mnv1)

474 457

But that is 200 that each illegal would need to buy or rent or whatever. It is time consuming as well. That is why the wall would be effective, its not that it cant be breached its that the cost and effort is not worth the risk.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (gnSkR)

475 I keep yammering on about this, but I think if our own immigration rules are somewhat like Canada and Mexico's, all of North America could be safer.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (MIKMs)

476 But I guess you visitors wouldn't get that, and are perfectly happy surrendering the country to the socialists forever so long as you get whatever it is you think you get for bearing your neck to them."

The Unabomber called, he wants some help writing his next manifesto.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (k1TUh)

477 They reportedly used "jackhammers, saws, torches and other tools and climbing devices." I think flamethrowers could certainly be a possibility there.

Live your best truth.
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (kNasr)



I read torches and my brain substituted flamethrowers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

478 Oxford extends time for women taking math and science exams....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286647/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (LiyEm)

479 I am a wall supporter. That said, it would weed some out. But these walls are by no means insurmountable. They are about the height of a decent climbing wall. A couple hundred dollars in equipment and the will, and you are over.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 02:02 PM (Dp6qK)

...

I think the monitoring will work better with a constructed wall though. optical sensors, whatever--you'll be able to see someone is going or has gone over recently.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (yL25O)

480 These payments are one of the biggest reasons so many illegal aliens come here. It's a huge rip-off of American taxpayers, and it needs to end.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:03 PM (fqUgw)
****************

True that. Stop the payments and they will go home.

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (gvGwC)

481 I believe Gateway Pundit ran a story yesterday of five illegals who were found in either Texas or Arizona dead from exposure to freezing temps a couple weeks ago. They were found by hunters.

========

I didn't think it was possible for me to miss the Polar Vortex.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (/qEW2)

482 Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

Yes he talked of having to find a solution to the DACA issue. In other words he was saying immediate deportation was not an option he was considering.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (3QAtO)

483 397 Are we making any progress though on getting employer sanctions or some other method of making it impossible for the invaders to find work? To me, that is the key. And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz)

Been talking about this for over a decade. Silence on th RINO side. They are law breakers just like the invaders. They are aiding and abetting the enemy.

I don't care if this hurts people's feelings. Emotional thinking is why we are where we are.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (g4lFK)

484 flounder, no one says an unsurveilled obstacle is insurmountable, it isn't. All obstacles (wall) will be surveilled on our side via ground radar, and cheap drones. On the other side intel ops are ongoing now collecting info on who is a coyote, any tunnel digging... A little money buys a lot of info in Northern Mexico.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (YV+SU)

485 "I read torches and my brain substituted flamethrowers. "


Bad brain



Bad, bad brain..

*Whacks AtC's brain on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:07 PM (EyPfd)

486 Bingo. the border is 2,000 odd miles, but only 700 odd miles of that border is in any way hospitable for a hiking illegal alien. The rest is ridges and deserts. Even the stretch along the Rio Grande around Big Bend National Park (or what the Mexicans call the Rio Bravo Del Norte) is mostly too jagged to cross.

Illegals drop tons of trash on their migration routes. Seems to me we could start building the wall where the trash is piling up. When they change routes, build there.

Keep doing that until illegals are no longer hiking in.

Seems to be a dead simple method of determining priority spots for the wall.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:07 PM (iv0p7)

487 444 Are tunnels a concern? Maybe the Israelis could helps us out a bit after all the help we've given them, and offer us a few tips on keeping out tunnel rats.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (/qEW2)

Oh yes, they've been tunneling for years under the CA part of the fence. It's a constant problem.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 02:07 PM (6HFDU)

488 At lunchtime, ABC Radio News was practically giddy, proclaiming that Democrats now hold a double-digit lead over Republicans for the midterms. All because of the shutdown.

Pure wishcasting. Like listening to a news update from Bizarro World.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2018 02:07 PM (4YUWF)

489 I met a rancher whose dog brought him a decomposed woman's head. Fun.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (6HFDU)



This is why I view the wall as an act of compassion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 02:07 PM (Dp6qK)

490 Bad optics, but at least the house DemonRats got a nice dinner out of it.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 02:08 PM (dDMQ9)

491 The border wall is like locking the front door on your house. It won't keep people out, necessarily, but they can't just walk in.

There was a news story on Breitbart about a billionaire couple in Houston who were murdered in their home which was in a gated community, and surrounded by security cameras.


The border wall alone, is not sufficient.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:08 PM (GroCc)

492
Dana Perino's show is on FOX in the background, and after the crack about her finding sex with some YUGE porn stud "underwhelming", I can't look at her without laughing, imagining that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:08 PM (8O3HH)

493 "465 A true test of the wall: Gather several convicts (non-violent convictions of at least 10 years) and put them on one side of the wall then tell them if they succeed to the other side they will be pardoned."

Naw, too easy. I'd get a border guards uniform, a badge, and some decent forged credentials and I'd walk right through the main gate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:08 PM (k1TUh)

494 Out: Trump will never get the economy to 3% and everything is gonna crash!!!!

In: Obama is responsible for this beautiful 3% growth!

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 02:08 PM (6NQZF)

495 LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

Yeah... great way to make friends there...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

496 "At lunchtime, ABC Radio News was practically giddy, proclaiming that Democrats now hold a double-digit lead over Republicans for the midterms. "

Winners always surrender from a position of strength.

That Chinese guy wrote about it in his book.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (EyPfd)

497 I read torches and my brain substituted flamethrowers.

inches and thousands of degrees vs. yards and hundreds.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (FhXTo)

498
I charge the fbi with Obstruction Of Justice

Posted by: Soothie at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (qqDHc)

499 But NOT to a FROG.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:00 PM (PVzzd)


The first person to talk to a frog will have it ask "What took you retards so long?"

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (hUqh+)

500 484
flounder, no one says an unsurveilled obstacle is insurmountable, it isn't.


Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:06 PM (YV+SU)


Agreed, no one should say this. The articles imply it. They shouldn't.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (Dp6qK)

501 >>Oh yes, they've been tunneling for years under the CA part of the fence. It's a constant problem.


Bummer. The part of the border I've seen, in Sierra Visa, Az, there's a 3ft wire fence, with the wide open land on the US side owned by a farmer, and the wide open land on the Mexico side owned by...a druglord.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

502 Out: Bush's fault!!!

In: Obama's fault!!!

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (6NQZF)

503 Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)


Down my way they have started just cutting through the bars. Eight plus at a time. Took some time to fix, and while it was open vehicles poured across the border.

That is why it not only has to be a big beautiful wall, it has to be a big beautiful PATROLLED wall.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (l7Kbv)

504 "Bad optics, but at least the house DemonRats got a nice dinner out of it."

Is that the on that Pelosi sprung for?


I'd rather eat dog food.

Alone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (EyPfd)

505 >>
LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...



Heh, arrest and deport them.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

506 At lunchtime, ABC Radio News was practically giddy, proclaiming that Democrats now hold a double-digit lead over Republicans for the midterms.

Demoralization radio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (8+Ozj)

507
Does Collins have Parkinsison Disease?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Goodness me, it must be congressional disease.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

508 496 "At lunchtime, ABC Radio News was practically giddy, proclaiming that Democrats now hold a double-digit lead over Republicans for the midterms. "



At some point, we are going to have to learn something about these media people: They Lie. All the time.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (ujg0T)

509 The Unabomber called, he wants some help writing his next manifesto.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:05 PM (k1TUh)

?
Prog humor, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (XQvuQ)

510 130 >> Hal Turner (had to look him up on wikipedia) has a post up about the
British involvement.

---------------------------

I've read about stuff like this. That we and the Brits do shit like this all the time. NSA/CIA would be barred by law from spying on American citizens according to whatever rules. But the Brits can spy on Americans all they want.

So, we wink and nod and tell the Brits we wouldn't mind if they spied on So-and-so. They then tell us what they learn. We didn't spy on anybody, a foreign power did.

And the Brits get us to do reciprocal things (but they are not as limited in what they can do).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 12:24 PM (8O3HH)

From the last thread. Remember when Trump said a bombing in England was terrorism before the Brits did, and May et al bitched about it? Kinda wonder of Trump was sending a shot across the bow.

Posted by: Bernette at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (LWyIT)

511 Getting over a wall - people got over the East German wall, which was much more heavily and ferociously guarded, with hang gliders and homemade balloons. Among other things. It's more important as a symbol than as an immutable barrier.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)

512 Late as ever. We're *still* discussing whether water runs downhill, electricity exists, and border barriers work? Didn't read much of the thread, seems that bizarre debate continues.


Talk to the Border Patrol in any of the hot sectors on the Mexican border, most of which have partial barriers and have since the 80s.


Then again, common sense would tell you the same thing. What's with the magical belief that things that obviously work, and are part of every human effort at security, from mundane residential versions to military ones, do not work in the border context?


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (QDnY+)

513 * Bows head, releases gas, sinks deeper into plush leather chair*

Posted by: Despondent Schumer the Failure Cuck at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (UwqGo)

514
LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

Rats blocking the mouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (IqV8l)

515

White House briefing. Sanders always looks like she's about to crack up at the idiots.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (fceHP)

516 I can't look at her without laughing, imagining that.
Grrr! Grrrrr! Woof! Grrrrr!

Posted by: jasper at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (ewxPW)

517 Then Trump will be a single termer.

He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.


I'm pretty sure Trump will do everything he can and then declare it #WinningYugely. A few blog commenters joining #NeverTrump aren't going to get noticed.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

518 LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

Heh, arrest and deport them.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)


This.

Arrest and deport every illegal alien caught breaking the law. Start with these clowns. Round 'em up, and ship 'em home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

519 >> Grrr! Grrrrr! Woof! Grrrrr!

The hung stud's name will be Jasper, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (8O3HH)

520 Now seriously, such hypothetical travelers would have about as much interest in talking to you as you would have in talking to the frogs that live in the neighborhood pond that you walk by with your dog in the evening.

What kind of conversation could we have with a mayfly, it lives for one day? Its not that communication isn't theoretically possible, its just not worth the effort it would take to dumb yourself down to tolerate the exchange, and to what end, its dead at the end of the day. An interstellar civilization if such a thing exists, is way older than 2000 years. Our civ is like a twinkling in the eye for such creatures.

Extremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.


Throughout our history, we've always tried to communicate with civilizations we couldn't communicate with. Wasn't it Borneo that we attempted to repeatedly contact cannibals and head-shrinking natives? I can't imagine aliens being less curious than human beings.
We try and communicate with animals even though we're not the same species.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (rdl6o)

521 A double digit lead on a generic poll in January 2018. Wake me when we have real polls about real candidates and real issues. Somehow, I don't think Americans will punish Pubbies for giving them a booming economy and lower taxes. Granted that is just me talking but I can't remember that ever happening.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (YV+SU)

522
xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

~~~~

Ever talk to your dog?
=====
But NOT to a FROG.

If we survive another 10,000 years we'll be dog level. ie when we can fetch stuff for them or chase off nuisance life forms. We are literally useless still. That's the point.

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The first person to talk to a frog will have it ask "What took you retards so long?"
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So you're sayin frogs are basically millennials?

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (d8YSr)

523 397 Are we making any progress though on getting employer sanctions or some other method of making it impossible for the invaders to find work? To me, that is the key. And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz)

I would add in that we need to go back to what the Founders intended, but the US Supreme Court abused their authority to impose.

We need to get rid of dual citizenship.

You are either an American, or something else...

PERIOD.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (NgKpN)

524 407 I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)


The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)


It would be the M202A1 FLASH, anyways. This is a four shot, splodey/firey rocket launcher. You can shoot them one by one.

Or, more dramatically, all at once.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (di1hb)

525 Getting over a wall - people got over the East German wall, which was much more heavily and ferociously guarded, with hang gliders and homemade balloons. Among other things. It's more important as a symbol than as an immutable barrier.
Posted by: Tom Servo



A 171 people died trying to get out.
How many died trying to get in?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (4dbPD)

526 495 LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

I would lead my fellow visitors in a rousing rendition of It's A Wall World, after all...

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:14 PM (gs8be)

527
*snores* (wakes up)

Wait, there was a govt shutdown and I missed it. dammit!

(falls asleep at desk)

Posted by: Le Govt Worker at January 22, 2018 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

528 excuse the poor sentence structure. I'm on pain meds.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 02:14 PM (rdl6o)

529 "You are either an American, or something else...

PERIOD. "

Wait till you meet your first transgendered dual citizen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:15 PM (EyPfd)

530 So you're sayin frogs are basically millennials?

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (d8YSr)

~~~~~

Don't be silly, no one talks to millennials.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:15 PM (hUqh+)

531 The first person to talk to a frog will have it ask "What took you retards so long?"

Batrachia rules! Death to the demons of Axon-Neuron..

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 02:15 PM (FhXTo)

532 Hello, my honey!
Hello, my baby!
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a text by wire!

Posted by: a talking frog at January 22, 2018 02:15 PM (ewxPW)

533 511 Getting over a wall - people got over the East German wall, which was much more heavily and ferociously guarded, with hang gliders and homemade balloons. Among other things. It's more important as a symbol than as an immutable barrier.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)


But how many got across it, once the East Germans got serious? A handful. That's all.

Plus, note that a city abutted The Wall on both sides: not untold miles of trackless desert. That made crossing The Wall a lot easier.

For my part, I'm happy to welcome as many Mexicans into the US who can cross by gliders and homemade balloons. We can work with people with that kind of initiative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

534 514
LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

Rats blocking the mouse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:12 PM (IqV8l)

Hmmm... and the Magic Kingdom DOES have a wall around it...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

535 New Jersey Sens. Bob Menendez and Cory Booker broke with many of their fellow Democrats on Monday and opposed a Republican offer to end the government shutdown and then hold talks on immigration and budget issues.

And a commie for a new Gov. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:16 PM (5y11N)

536 "Hmmm... and the Magic Kingdom DOES have a wall around it... "

Is it as tall as the Vatican's?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (EyPfd)

537 Then again, common sense would tell you the same thing. What's with the
magical belief that things that obviously work, and are part of every
human effort at security, from mundane residential versions to military
ones, do not work in the border context?
---
It's easier for folks who don't want to do anything to pretend otherwise and tell the people who know the perfectly obvious that they're crazy.

They can probably count on their allies in the media to do most of the gaslighting, too.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (XQvuQ)

538 529 "You are either an American, or something else...

PERIOD. "

Wait till you meet your first transgendered dual citizen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:15 PM (EyPfd)

Way too late.... I live in Calif....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

539 232 Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."
She's a drip.

She may be an establishment Republican, but how does it benefit her to downplay obvious illegal activity of the FBI and DOJ?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (rdl6o)

Bush = Clinton = Obama in a lot of ways. Why did the Bush DOJ let Sandy Berger off with a slap on the wrist?

Posted by: Bernette at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (LWyIT)

540 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:13 PM (4dbPD

If only 171 illegal aliens succeeded in getting over the border wall in a decade i think I would consider that a roaring success.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (3QAtO)

541 Bernie knows who's to blame:

Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

542 511 Getting over a wall - people got over the East German wall, which was much more heavily and ferociously guarded, with hang gliders and homemade balloons. Among other things. It's more important as a symbol than as an immutable barrier.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)

Yes, and they shouldn't take money away from other needs like boats and other equipment, and hiring and RETAINING border patrol (they still have bad turnover). Plus as Grump says, you have to get rid of the incentive.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (6HFDU)

543 Hahaha.

The muzzie chick in a hijab that cosmetics company L'Oreal hired to be in its ads for hair products (which was already idiotic, since the hijab hides the woman's hair) has now been let go, after her hateful tweets about Israel became public.

So sad. Could have made some great hair-care ads with her:

"Armena's hair is so soft and silky. Sure you can't see it under her hijab, but trust us, it is. Even her hubby Muhammad commented on how nice it is now. It also doesn't break off as much when he punches her for asking to go out in public without a male relative escort!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (fqUgw)

544 Throughout our history, we've always tried to communicate with civilizations we couldn't communicate with. Wasn't it Borneo that we attempted to repeatedly contact cannibals and head-shrinking natives? I can't imagine aliens being less curious than human beings.
We try and communicate with animals even though we're not the same species.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter
==========
Order of magnitude issue.

Your examples are mankind trying to talk to others of mankind. Its a gulf, but crossable.

An interstellar civilization talking to us would be like a man talking to a frog or a mayfly. There's just no point in crossing the gulf.

We do not try to communicate with fruit flies.

Dolphins, go rillas. Sure we'll try to chat them up. But not really dumb animals.

We are frogs. We have only left the pond a few times to sit on a rock right next to the pond. We can't fetch sticks even. Literally useless.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (3G3nI)

545 That's a con. The wall was authorized in 2006; what is lacking is appropriations for money to actually build it. So Schumer has been claiming he's "compromising" by offering to authorized that which was authorized going on 12 years now. While continuing to not offer what is actually needed, money.

....................> Which makes it gratifying that Trump KICKED HIS ASS here

Posted by: Malcolm Tex at January 22, 2018 02:18 PM (GSJcT)

546 And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz


Levin has weighed in on that multiple times and says it requires a deliberate misreading of the Constitution to buy into that horseshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

547 Imagine you are an alien, you get here, and you read the comments on youtube.

Would you make contact?

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (Z5y53)

548 Child Bride - 'No More Tears' Formula - By L'Oriel

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (FQutf)

549 Oh look...

Bono is being original again

http://tinyurl.com/y9elq9ss

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (EyPfd)

550 Fences simply don't work. The NAZI death camps had fences but they couldn't keep the Jews out.

Posted by: Patty Murray at January 22, 2018 02:20 PM (hUqh+)

551 That abc pill was taken jan 15 to 18. The shutdown started jan 20.

But the poll result is due to the shutdown?

Lol

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 02:20 PM (gnSkR)

552
The aliens don't want to talk, they just want to anal probe.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:20 PM (8O3HH)

553 New Jersey Sens. Bob Menendez and Cory Booker broke with many of their fellow Democrats on Monday and opposed a Republican offer to end the government shutdown and then hold talks on immigration and budget issues.

-
Pedophile Bob and imaginary friends Corky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

554 544. We are a slave-race, genetically engineered by the inhabitants of Nibiru to mine gold. Greek guy with the hair shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (fA1SL)

555 Plus as Grump says, you have to get rid of the incentive.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (6HFDU)


Definitely. It has to be a multi-pronged approach. Require e-Verify, and proof of legal residency to register your kids for school, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

556 So far the optics of DACA folks doesn't look good. Blocking Disneyland? In other pictures people holding out both fingers, while others hold up Mexican flags or wear shirts saying "FU America : "Make America Mexico again" just doesn't make for endearing images, Unless you supported them to begin with anarchist 22-33 year olds are not convincing anyone. It's like the Hispanic version of Antifa.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (8+Ozj)

557 McConnell supporters embrace me.

Posted by: Stockholm Syndrome at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (r9UYA)

558 "We try and communicate with animals even though we're not the same species."

All this tells us is that Human Beings are obsessed with communication.

But that says nothing about any non-human species. Wolves are social creatures, but have they ever cared about communicating with humans? A wolf would say, "why would we want to communicate with prey?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (k1TUh)

559 Why did the Bush DOJ let Sandy Berger off with a slap on the wrist?
Posted by: Bernette at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (LWyIT)


Because the Bush family loves the Clinton Crime Family more than they do Republicans.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (y7DUB)

560 Oh look...

Bono is being original again

http://tinyurl.com/y9elq9ss
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (EyPfd)


over the line, extreme

what an ass

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (fceHP)

561 There's not the slightest analogy between the Berlins, and the inter-German border, and the US-Mexico border. And, as Jay pointed out, those Cold War barriers worked - spectacularly.


As part of the entire, freaking obvious and logical, total package - secure border, internal enforcement, and a business-like deportation process as is being restored now - border barriers will be highly, highly effective. Total game changer, if you're reference point is - as it should be - the last 30 years of lawlessness.


Knew the guy in charge of the anti-tunnel ops in the San Diego sector. Fun and games for those guys. But of course those very expensive, time-consuming efforts to defeat the barrier were only done for high-value things (drugs) - not remotely relevant to the mass migration that has transformed large parts of the southwest. And they're not that hard to defeat. Big loser for the bad guys - defeating them costs a fraction of the $$$/time it takes to create them.


While we're at it, let's talk about the absurd NPR-level myth that "visa-overstayers" account for most of the massive growth in illegals in the US since '86 (one MORE reason a secure border isn't important). Why not stipulate and stumble over *every* facially ridiculous myth in the collection?




Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (QDnY+)

562 556-Make that holding out "Both middle fingers"-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (8+Ozj)

563 It's like the Hispanic version of Antifa.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (8+Ozj)

Which is an interesting point. Has anyone seen much of antifa lately? They seem quiet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

564 549 Oh look...

Bono is being original again

http://tinyurl.com/y9elq9ss
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:19 PM (EyPfd)

[Sigh] If only they would shut up and sing.

552
The aliens don't want to talk, they just want to anal probe.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:20 PM (8O3HH)

The aliens are gay porn stars? That WOULD explain some things...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

565 NOOD in the Barrel!

Repeat, NOOD in the Barrel!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 22, 2018 02:23 PM (AM1GF)

566 "Armena's hair is so soft and silky. Sure you can't see it under her hijab, but trust us, it is. Even her hubby Muhammad commented on how nice it is now. It also doesn't break off as much when he punches her for asking to go out in public without a male relative escort!"

-
Suicide vest or harmless? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

567 Suicide vest or harmless? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
===========
Death to America? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (Ilg1J)

568 I will appropriate the gay marriage slogan and say I will oppose the border wall when all the Lefty elites tear down their home security walls.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (3QAtO)

569 There was a news story on Breitbart about a billionaire couple in Houston who were murdered in their home which was in a gated community, and surrounded by security cameras.

There are billionaires who don't have actual on-site private hired guns?

Why?

Face-schmuck has something like a 16 person detail.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (iv0p7)

570 And back to the main topic - yeah, looks like our analysis of the Dem/DACA political situation was spot on, huh?


A shut-down that lasted less than 72 hours.


If nothing changes by August, I'm starting to think an historic unprecedented WH-party in power mid-term blowout is in store.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (QDnY+)

571 From libtard media: Slate.com

"The Government Shutdown Is Over and It May or May Not Be Because Democrats Folded Like a Cheap Suit"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (y3aQB)

572 556 So far the optics of DACA folks doesn't look good. Blocking Disneyland? In other pictures people holding out both middle fingers, while others hold up Mexican flags or wear shirts saying "FU America : "Make America Mexico again" just doesn't make for endearing images, Unless you supported them to begin with anarchist 22-33 year olds are not convincing anyone. It's like the Hispanic version of Antifa.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:21 PM (8+Ozj)



If the California GOP, or what is left of it, had any brains and guts, they would simply run those news clips over and over and say, "This is what the Democrats have in mind for you....had enough yet?"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

573 LOL... DACA protesters block entrance to Disneyland...

Yeah... great way to make friends there...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)


========

What better way to wake up clueless reflexive D voters to know that their country is in the process of being invaded and taken over by a foreign force.

They aren't sweet, unfortunate people. They are hostile vermin.

I just hope we're not at the point Sweden's at, where we are so masochistic that we think we deserve it, and yearn for it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)

574 #WetbacksCanWait

#BuildTheWall

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (0kkuk)

575 "Levin has weighed in on that multiple times and says it requires a deliberate misreading of the Constitution to buy into that horseshit."

One of the few areas where Levin is just wrong, he lets his ideology blind him. The relevant passage is the first line of the 14th amendment: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State within which they reside."

That is pretty straight language, and it's clear that the only dispute is what the phrase "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" means. Ever since Wong Kim Ark (1989), our courts have worked with the definition that "Subject to the Jurisdiction Thereof" means that you can be arrested by the police authorities (state or federal) if you violate the law. Those who cannot be arrested, such as foreign ambassadors and (at the time this was written) Native Americans who could only be arrested by Tribal Police as long as they were on the res, were not "subject to the jurisdiction of." So, everyone else, regardless of parentage, who is born on US soil, is subject to the Jurisdiction of the US, and thus is given automatic citizenship at birth by virtue of the 14th amendment.

This can only be changed by another constitutional amendment which would change and revise that language.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (k1TUh)

576 When did the Democrat on Capitol Hill start believing that they were "essential government personnel?" They could be replaced with a bucket of maggots and we'd still get the same quality of productivity.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (2Mnv1)

577 typo, Wong Kim Ark which set current SCOTUS precedent on birthright citizenship was decided in 1898.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (k1TUh)

578 Getting over a wall - people got over the East German wall, which was much more heavily and ferociously guarded, with hang gliders and homemade balloons. Among other things. It's more important as a symbol than as an immutable barrier.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)


========

Israel's wall has worked pretty well, no?

We could always have automated motion sensitive BB air rifles and flare guns to puncture their balloons and set fire to their hang gliders (are there even any points of elevation high enough to hang glide from?).

Make the would be invaders into ground tacos.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (/qEW2)

579 541 Bernie knows who's to blame:

Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

Bernie used to oppose the open border back when he was honest. It's been a very sad couple of years for those of us who have known him for a long time.

Posted by: Bernette at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (LWyIT)

580 The Obama-era bullshit argument from grinning liberals who thought you wouldn't have heard this one yet was the Forty-Foot Wall and the Forty-One Foot Ladder parable.

So what if you build a 40 foot wall? I'll just get a 41-foot ladder!

I was in the sweet spot for that one. I have the ordnance.
"Tell you whatass hole. I happen to have a 40-foot ladder. You ever climb one? We can put 'er up right now if you'd like to give it a try."
"And then while you're up there, I get one shot at you. Just the one. And you can duck any direction you want to."

I never had to put that ladder up. Which is good because Jesus I hate it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (H5rtT)

581 Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

Bernie used to oppose the open border back when he was honest. It's been a very sad couple of years for those of us who have known him for a long time.
Posted by: Bernette at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (LWyIT)

Does Bernie really believe this shit? Or is he just a cynic selling shit to the feeble-minded?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (7uYFy)

582 Charges of racism would abound if we set up an AI to monitor thousands of comparatively inexpensive sensors along our southern border (compared to manpower and construction costs). You know, something pretty simple and readily doable, such as distinguishing people heading north as opposed to unicorns heading north. We don't need walls, we need bots with sharp teeth. Deterrence can work.

Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (EaQ6/)

583 If the memo is released , doesn't that eliminate the possibility of impaneling an impartial jury later?


Posted by: Lurk Ur at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (tPiX0)

584 Feb 8th is prime tax refund season. If the Dem screw with that it will be awesome.

Posted by: tmitsss at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (ZYgGF)

585 Given the DACA dispute, the headline should read: "Trump Wins The Mexican Standoff." Cue the Ennio Moricone theme music.....

Posted by: 10x25mm at January 22, 2018 03:00 PM (U/K8x)

586 I'm not tired of winning yet.

But I am still waiting to crush my enemies, drive them before me, and hear the lamentations of their Matthews and Scarboroughs.

Posted by: Iblis at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (9221z)

587 I got the call this morning I either had to come in off paternity leave and work as essential personnel or go on unpaid furlough through the end of the shutdown. Paid leave is unauthorized during the shutdown period.

As Harley Quinn, Mrs. Colonel Kurtz, is on 60 percent pay rate short term disability for the C section recovery for eight more weeks, we needed the income.

I don't know what the sudden restart will do.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (TGWxN)

588 More and more I wonder whether my wild dream might become reality. Said dream:

Warrant sweep during SOTU address. Announced in same.

Wouldn't that be a kick!

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (Apbdw)

589 Now the Govmuttenials can go back to watching porn on taxpayer time.

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