EMT 01/20/18

You'd think that the weekend is no big deal to the unemployed. But it still feels like the weekend.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Comments

1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, January 20, 2018. On this day in 1942 The Germans under Hitler held the Wannsee Conference in the Berlin suburb of Wannsee, senior Nazi German officials discussed the implementation of the "Final Solution to the Jewish question".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

2 Senate Democrats joined by a few DIABLOs failed to reach a spending agreement and the government shutdown last night at midnight. Of course it is not really shutdown except a few people will have pay withheld until they end this charade. The communists held out for DACA. They consider Mexican illegals more important than our service men and women.

http://tinyurl.com/ybor94sx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

3 https://youtu.be/LxRcX9QwKgk
Dreamriser

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:56 AM (aC6Sd)

4 Here's Fox's rundown on what happens with one of these so-called shutdowns.

http://tinyurl.com/y9j665su

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

5 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (aC6Sd)

6 Coroner reveals that Tom Petty died of an accidental drug overdose.

http://tinyurl.com/yabuvgs9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

7 Yeah, I noticed that when I retired.

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (oVWx5)

8 CA communists want to pass a bill requiring businesses to turn over half of the money they are getting from the Trump/Republican tax cuts so they can throw it another socialist hole. They can't destroy California fast enough.

http://tinyurl.com/ycoo69yr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

9 And speaking of communists, CNN's pet rock Acosta got shutdown at another press conference.

http://tinyurl.com/y75pqwfp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

10 Ambulance called to justice Shittymayor's home because of low blood sugar. She must have passed out because you don't get an ambulance for just low blood sugar alone. Maybe there's hope she will leave the court before trump leaves the WH.

http://tinyurl.com/y75yh53y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

11 TX judge tells jury that God told him the defendant was not guilty. The jury disagreed and found her guilty anyway. This idiot should be removed from the bench but that almost never happens.

http://tinyurl.com/y8fpy6np

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

12 Rand Paul's Democrat neighbor convicted of felony assault.

http://tinyurl.com/ycoyg747

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

13 The DC explains why James Clapper will never be prosecuted for perjury. But they have it wrong, he won't be prosecuted because he is an Obama Democrat.

http://tinyurl.com/ycwcu755

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

14 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/yaoh6wqk

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

15 Nice warm 23.5F here this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

16 Krak, after you have been retired as long as I have the weekends become largely immaterial. Except for AOS where we have the weekend threads.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

17 31 degrees here in wisconsin, vic. supposed to get over 40 today.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:05 AM (KP5rU)

18 Hang in there Vic. Warmer weather is heading your way.

A week ago we were at -8℉. Today we are at 39℉.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:05 AM (hyuyC)

19 Vic, I really liked your pet rock comment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

20 Weekends still matter to me, I still like work but not that much I couldn't appreciate a 30 hrs a week like a Frenchman

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 06:08 AM (aC6Sd)

21 18
Hang in there Vic. Warmer weather is heading your way.

A week ago we were at -8. Today we are at 39.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:05 AM (hyuyC)

23.3F here right now. But it is supposed to get to 60F this afternoon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

22 Thanks for the news Vic.

The changing temps are fun. I'm never sure how many blankets I'll need on the bed

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

23 19
Vic, I really liked your pet rock comment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

Only one problem, I am probably offending pet rocks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

24 Good health to y'all!
Thanks for the posts, Vic.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 06:10 AM (oaRT6)

25 I keep trying to make rock puns, but I've got no mojo.

BBL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:12 AM (hyuyC)

26
For those keeping score, the government shuts down at a minimum of 104 days each and every year.

Those days are known as "the weekend."

And good morning!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2018 06:13 AM (mbhDw)

27 24
Good health to y'all!

Thanks for the posts, Vic.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 06:10 AM (oaRT6)

Speaking of health I spent over 3 hours on the phone yesterday with United Healthcare who has my Supplement F insurance program. Their internet site said my program had been terminated and I no longer was covered. It took them three hours of bouncing me from one person to another to get all the mess straightened out the whole time with the phone in my left ear. I was thoroughly disgusted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

28
...igneous, ignoble, ignoramus...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2018 06:14 AM (mbhDw)

29 Top of the morning to ya folks. 9 hours of driving ahead; Christiansburg VA to Memphis today. Gonna have to make one last stop at Sheetz for fried cheese curds and a stop at WaWas for coffee so I can be ready.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2018 06:15 AM (hxWs0)

30 Investigate, indict, incarcerate.

Posted by: Blogforce 100 at January 20, 2018 06:15 AM (bB9/6)

31 You know not surprising on Tom Petty, and would bet Cranberry's singer will show to be same, 45 year old women don't just drop over for no reason.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 06:16 AM (aC6Sd)

32
...ignorable...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2018 06:16 AM (mbhDw)

33 2 The communists held out for DACA. They consider Mexican illegals more important than our service men and women.

That's exactly how the tail should be pinned on the donkey, too. Own it.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:16 AM (YwGz6)

34 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2018 06:20 AM (KCxzN)

35 Their internet site said my program had been terminated and I no longer was covered.
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So is it resolved? Are you covered?
We care, and want to help, if we can.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 06:21 AM (oaRT6)

36 26 Those days are known as "the weekend."

Along with 43 officially recognized holidays, including the Zoroastrian holy day, 4 weeks of vacation, a week of sick days, and whatever else they could fund for themselves and we're down to about 4 months of work we get on average for every year paid. And better bennies than the PS too.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:22 AM (YwGz6)

37 35 So is it resolved? Are you covered?

We care, and want to help, if we can.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 06:21 AM (oaRT6)

They say they think it is all resolved now, but they are going to call me back Monday evening after all the changes have worked their way through the system and let me know. I was not impressed with their organization yesterday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

38
...iguana...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2018 06:25 AM (mbhDw)

39 And better bennies than the PS too.
Posted by: jsg

But according to Vics link, the non essential employees feel pretty bad about being termed non essential employees.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

40 39 But according to Vics link, the non essential employees feel pretty bad about being termed non essential employees.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

Did you notice that the union reps are still getting paid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

41 I'm ok with the government shut down, if only there wasn't back pay for doing nothing in their future I'd be happier.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 06:29 AM (aC6Sd)

42 Less booze & more cranberry juice is the path to longevity.

Posted by: Ocean Spray at January 20, 2018 06:31 AM (bc2Lc)

43 anybody read the police report released on the vegas shooter? lot of holes in that story.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:31 AM (KP5rU)

44 In 2013 the wife and I were in Gloucester MA visiting friends for a few days. Next stop was Bar Harbor to visit Acadia.

The day before we were to leave Gloucester, knucklefucker shut down the parks.

Asswipe!

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

45 I was not impressed with their organization yesterday.
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Ha. Beaureacatic instituticalized stupidity.

With a Shumer Shutdown!
Stay well, despite their efforts!

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 06:32 AM (oaRT6)

46 43
anybody read the police report released on the vegas shooter? lot of holes in that story.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:31 AM (KP5rU)

Someone is obviously lying.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

47 But according to Vics link, the non essential employees feel pretty bad about being termed non essential employees.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

Maybe they should start learning how to do something essential. I know it's crazy right ?

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:34 AM (YwGz6)

48 schumer shutdown. has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:34 AM (KP5rU)

49 I decreed: 'make the shutdown hurt.'

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 20, 2018 06:35 AM (bc2Lc)

50 If they are non-essential why are they still employed?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

51 46; vic,it reads like a fairytale. next thing, they will have evidence the cow really jumped over the moon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:36 AM (KP5rU)

52 If they are non-essential why are they still employed?
Posted by: Vic

That's what I can't figure out. Is it like a secretarial pool? We got 200 extra people for each department, sitting on the bench, hoping the coach puts them in?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

53 As Mark Steyn says a government shut down is Dec 24th to Jan 2

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 06:37 AM (aC6Sd)

54 50 If they are non-essential why are they still employed?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

If you think of a govt manager as someone like Hillary, it all makes sense.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:38 AM (YwGz6)

55 why so many nonessential government employees? let them get real jobs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:39 AM (KP5rU)

56 As in, someone has to get her iced tea and push send when she needs to email something.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:40 AM (YwGz6)

57 The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States

AND

No money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of
Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the
Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from
time to time.

Since these payments to so-called essential services are being paid without a budget and spending apportionment they are technically illegal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

58 why so many nonessential government employees? let them get real jobs.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

They could help by taking the jobs that we need to import all of the foreigners for

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

59 government employees are a built in democrat voting bloc. we will never be rid of that monster.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:42 AM (KP5rU)

60 Who says they have to come back ?

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:43 AM (YwGz6)

61 Drown

the

Clown

Shut

it

Down

Boom ,boom, boom.

I have giant paper mache heads for all.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 06:44 AM (+lOpA)

62 If you're unemployed, the weekend sucks because the money to have fun isn't there.

And you have no chance of getting a Trump bonus.

That's a double suck.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2018 06:46 AM (UsCnO)

63 CNN has a friggin' Government Shutdown Clock

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 06:48 AM (YwGz6)

64
Ambulance called to justice Shittymayor's home because of low blood sugar. She must have passed out because you don't get an ambulance for just low blood sugar alone. Maybe there's hope she will leave the court before trump leaves the WH.

It's not like she's working her ass off at the SC. She never writes any opinions or does any heavy lifting. She's simply a place-mark, a consistent liberal vote.

A token. Proof that some women are actually worth less than men.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 06:49 AM (2FqvZ)

65 I got a Trump bonus but since I'm in the middle of moving it went POOF as soon as I got it. Moving expenses, ugh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2018 06:50 AM (ul9CR)

66 I'm on a pension and SS.

When does my Trump! bonus show up?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

67 I don't want to wish ill health on anyone, even a liberal SCOTUS judge. So I'll wish that she'd step down and spend some time with her family.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2018 06:52 AM (ul9CR)

68 Look for me in the new season of 'My 600 # Life'!

Posted by: Wise Latina at January 20, 2018 06:53 AM (bc2Lc)

69
Any Trump bonus I conceivably get is going to go toward the higher energy costs of the last month. I saw some headline that folks in Texas are setting electric use records.

Understandable when heat pump/air conditioning units can't pull any heat out of the air and they have to go to the backup resistance heat. Which is like mainlining kilowatt hours.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 06:55 AM (2FqvZ)

70 55 a few thousand layoff notices might help bring the dems to heel. Start with the EPA and the IRS

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 06:55 AM (5gaNQ)

71 I'm on a pension and SS.

When does my Trump! bonus show up?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

Check your mailbox!

Posted by: The Letter Marked 'You've Already Been Declined' at January 20, 2018 06:57 AM (2FqvZ)

72 doesn't the government shutdown every weekend? what's the problem?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 06:57 AM (KP5rU)

73 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 06:58 AM (EyPfd)

74 any other survivors out there? i'm running all systems on minimal life support.

Anyone know what kind of light bulbs I'm allowed to use and how much I can flush?

the freedomness is so terrifying...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 06:58 AM (vChNs)

75 So guess what mid size city with a murder and violence problem has a new police Commissioner..

Go ahead, guess.

I'll wait.

http://cbsloc.al/2DwEBtY

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 06:59 AM (EyPfd)

76 18 Hang in there Vic. Warmer weather is heading your way.

A week ago we were at -8. Today we are at 39.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 06:05 AM (hyuyC)

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*** adjusts hockey stick ***

we're fooked

Posted by: M Mann at January 20, 2018 07:01 AM (vChNs)

77 Only one problem, I am probably offending pet rocks.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

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that's not gneiss

Posted by: M Mann at January 20, 2018 07:02 AM (vChNs)

78 the freedomness is so terrifying...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

Where does the gas thingy go on my car?

AHHHHHH!!!

..Oregon...

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:02 AM (8ikIW)

79 67 She is paying hardball with her glucose and giving herself too much insulin. Allegedly she is a type I diabetic, but isn't it interesting that the MSM have given her a pass on her girth? I suspect she plays it fast and loose with food then overdoes the regular insulin

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:03 AM (5gaNQ)

80 why are kim kartrashian and kanye on my local "news?" does anybody really give a yacht sized ass about either one of those attention whoring fucktards?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:03 AM (KP5rU)

81 50 If they are non-essential why are they still employed?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 20, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

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*** drones deployed ***

Posted by: Essential deep state at January 20, 2018 07:04 AM (vChNs)

82 72 And for a whiff of snow.

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:04 AM (5gaNQ)

83 52 If they are non-essential why are they still employed?
Posted by: Vic

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I wasn't essential

Posted by: Nick Foles at January 20, 2018 07:05 AM (vChNs)

84 the wests named their daughter Chicago.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2018 07:05 AM (J6xuH)

85 55 why so many nonessential government employees? let them get real jobs.

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you're essential to increasing my budget...my power

Posted by: GS-15 at January 20, 2018 07:06 AM (vChNs)

86 I've got to go do the mail route. see yaz later.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2018 07:06 AM (J6xuH)

87 I got off work this morning expecting DC to be in flames and bodies lined up like cord wood along the streets because of Hurricane Federal Government Shutdown! What I got was a normal DC Saturday morning except for the garage I park in over night had issues with gate and it took a while to get out. Trumps fault.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 07:07 AM (sF20v)

88 84; so, that kid will grow up to be president of the stupid name society? take over for melvin flapdoodle?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:07 AM (KP5rU)

89 85: Trump bonus for these workers should include pink slips.

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:07 AM (5gaNQ)

90 63 CNN has a friggin' Government Shutdown Clock

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I bet it's one o them Atomic clocks and not a Disney princess clock

Posted by: GS-15 at January 20, 2018 07:08 AM (vChNs)

91 chicago west? sounds like a ghetto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (KP5rU)

92 What I got was a normal DC Saturday morning except for the garage I park in over night had issues with gate and it took a while to get out. Trumps fault.
Posted by: Puddleglum

That's fine for you and yours. In flyover deplorable country it's chaos.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

93 90 Hope they consulted clockboy \

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (5gaNQ)

94 Am I to understand there is no government?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (Sfs6o)

95 "Boom ,boom, boom.

I have giant paper mache heads for all.
Posted by: eleven "

We'll need lots of torches and pitchforks, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (oVWx5)

96 68 Look for me in the new season of 'My 600 # Life'!
Posted by: Wise Latina at January 20, 2018 06:53 AM (bc2Lc)

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waiting for the sequel

My 600# death

Posted by: GS-15 at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (vChNs)

97 chicago west? sounds like a ghetto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Coincidently, the west side of Chicago is, for the most part, a pretty crappy area

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

98 92: Hunger Games chaos or Soylent Green chaos?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 07:10 AM (sF20v)

99 94 Imagine there:s no EPA, it isn't hard to do...

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:10 AM (5gaNQ)

100 It's eerily quiet here just outside of Washington D.C. Almost too quiet. I don't like it.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:11 AM (Sfs6o)

101 94 Am I to understand there is no government?
Posted by: Weasel

Yep. None what so ever. Go crazy. Start tearing off those mattress tags! ANARCHY ANARCHY!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 07:12 AM (sF20v)

102 80 why are kim kartrashian and kanye on my local "news?" does anybody really give a yacht sized ass about either one of those attention whoring fucktards?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:03 AM (KP5rU)

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No a soul. we're just fuckin with the networks.

bwahahaaha

Posted by: AC Neilson at January 20, 2018 07:12 AM (vChNs)

103 If they are nonessential why are they employed?

Congress should pay only the essential workers and the rest can get real jobs.

Does this mean Schumer's driver and aids are off or are they essential.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2018 07:12 AM (QMwOT)

104 " Am I to understand there is no government?"

As in, It's not there', or 'It's no longer effective'?

Cause I could argue that it stopped being effective in the context envisioned by our nations founders quite some time ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:12 AM (EyPfd)

105 Sebastian Gorka calls illegal surveillance of Trump-Probably for years- "Obamagate" Release the memo!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (8+Ozj)

106 Yep. None what so ever. Go crazy. Start tearing off those mattress tags! ANARCHY ANARCHY!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

Hmmm. I wonder if anyone is watching the bank.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

107 84 the wests named their daughter Chicago.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2018 07:05 AM (J6xuH)

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does that make her side the baddest part of town?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (vChNs)

108 "79 67 She is paying hardball with her glucose and giving herself too much insulin. Allegedly she is a type I diabetic, but isn't it interesting that the MSM have given her a pass on her girth? I suspect she plays it fast and loose with food then overdoes the regular insulin
Posted by: CN"

First one of my cohort to die was a guy who did that regularly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (oVWx5)

109 Schumer Shutdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (8+Ozj)

110 I think this may be the chance to realize my lifelong dream of standing in a fire lane.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:14 AM (Sfs6o)

111 94 Am I to understand there is no government?
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:09 AM (Sfs6o)

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even John Lennon could not imagine it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:14 AM (vChNs)

112 new cable TV series idea

The Walking Unessentials...

they wander the earth, their only desire to suck the money out of the wallets of the living

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:15 AM (vChNs)

113 Today its the Bitter, Raging, Harpy March in DC. C'mon down and drink in the Schadenfreude!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 07:15 AM (sF20v)

114 Rand Paul's Democrat neighbor convicted of felony assault.

Remember when the MFM was yucking it up as if this was a big fucking joke? Maybe Acuntsta should be tuned up to the same degree for a few laughs. Enjoy being a convicted felon, dickhole.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:16 AM (y7DUB)

115 "91 chicago west? sounds like a ghetto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo "

The suburb called West Chicago kinda is, largely Mexican.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 20, 2018 07:16 AM (oVWx5)

116 Chicago West.

Kid needs to bitch slap his parents and change his name when he turns 18.

Best comment I read about this on AoS: you can take the rat out of the hood but not the hood out of the rat. True dat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2018 07:16 AM (QMwOT)

117 "Today its the Bitter, Raging, Harpy March in DC. C'mon down and drink in the Schadenfreude!"

Just remember...leave your Pussy Hats at home..

http://tinyurl.com/y7vkp2d5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:17 AM (EyPfd)

118 115; my mistake, barrio then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (KP5rU)

119 Hmmm. I wonder if anyone is watching the bank.
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

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them IOUs in the federal reserve are just waiting to get nicked. just bring a BIG truck

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (vChNs)

120 Even the NYT blames Democrats for Shutdown:

https://tinyurl.com/y9k6rf4m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (8+Ozj)

121 OK, let's see what would be on a prepper's shutdown list, if they live near federal workers.

Fill the mags, set the pungi sticks over the tiger traps, put the crew-serviced weapons in the turret, couple the IR sensors to the laser rangefinder, put out copies of huffington post and signs of "Free Patchouli" in the kill zones.

Hmm, I'm missing something.
*turns on electric fence*.
No something else. ... hmmm

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (hyuyC)

122 them IOUs in the federal reserve are just waiting to get nicked. just bring a BIG truck
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

I got a white truck. Would that work?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

123 #schumershutdown

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2018 07:19 AM (QMwOT)

124 108 Yes, it's a dangerous game, when turning down the Schumer shutdown celebratory cake could have prevented the problem. She is very obviously nonadherent to her recommended diet regimen.

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:20 AM (5gaNQ)

125 117 "Today its the Bitter, Raging, Harpy March in DC. C'mon down and drink in the Schadenfreude!"

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what an Uber opportunity. Chance to chat up dozens of women who haven't tasted sperm in years! perhaps evah...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:20 AM (vChNs)

126 Interestingly, while all the Libs were lacking about the financial suffering on the non-essential government employees...

Nobody mentioned our junior military members.
Many with family, living on a small income.
And if this extends past pay-day, and those members with limited financial reserves, I guess Schumer just doesn't have them as high on his priority list as illegals are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:20 AM (EyPfd)

127 #Igavethedirectorabjandstilldidnotgetthepartnowicryharrassment

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 20, 2018 07:20 AM (QMwOT)

128 Even WeaselDog senses something is wrong, and has assumed her protective alert attack dog posture - curled up in a tight little ball in her bed under a blanket.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:21 AM (Sfs6o)

129 according to the media, the sky is going to fall at any moment. i'm concerned.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:21 AM (KP5rU)

130 Fill the mags, set the pungi sticks over the tiger traps, put the crew-serviced weapons in the turret, couple the IR sensors to the laser rangefinder, put out copies of huffington post and signs of "Free Patchouli" in the kill zones.

Hmm, I'm missing something.
*turns on electric fence*.
No something else. ... hmmm
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (hyuyC)

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Yo Dude

Posted by: claymores at January 20, 2018 07:21 AM (vChNs)

131 Holy crap there are people walking around outside looking for nothing to do. I called 911 but it just rings and rings. Somebody do something !!

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 07:22 AM (YwGz6)

132 Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:21 AM (Sfs6o)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:22 AM (8+Ozj)

133 Even WeaselDog senses something is wrong, and has assumed her protective alert attack dog posture - curled up in a tight little ball in her bed under a blanket.
Posted by: Weasel

Ahhh. The "Possum Maneuver"

A very wise dog. Tricks the enemy

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

134 I don't want to wish ill health on anyone, even a liberal SCOTUS judge. So I'll wish that she'd step down and spend some time with her family.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 20, 2018 06:52 AM (ul9CR)

Fuck her. She seems to enjoy the "wise latina" moniker even though regulating her diet, which isn't exactly rocket surgery in complexity, isn't getting done for someone that obese.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:22 AM (y7DUB)

135 I got a white truck. Would that work?
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

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o so you think that only white trucks work? Have you never seen a brown UPS truck delivering packages a white truck wouldn't?

#TruckRacist

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2018 07:23 AM (vChNs)

136 Someday I plan to worry all about how damaging a shutdown is to America.

Right now, though, I'm having a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 20, 2018 07:23 AM (ylUqT)

137 Holy crap there are people walking around outside looking for nothing to do

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

138 claymores
'
No, I'm prior Navy. No claymores.

I do have my sword and an assortment of bladed weapons, but if I have to use them, someone is too close.

A railgun and a longer line of sight would be nice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:24 AM (hyuyC)

139
Nobody mentioned our junior military members.
Many with family, living on a small income.
And if this extends past pay-day, and those members with limited financial reserves, I guess Schumer just doesn't have them as high on his priority list as illegals are.

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just start a war in some 3rd world shithole and deploy them so we don't hear the whining.

Posted by: John McCain at January 20, 2018 07:24 AM (vChNs)

140
The Democrats are just trying to kill off the Trump economy. The stock market is yawning at their efforts.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 07:25 AM (2FqvZ)

141 I suggest the Congress never gets paid. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 20, 2018 07:25 AM (ylUqT)

142 if she's a wise latina, i'm a rocket surgeon. or, a fry cook. i forget. i could be a judge though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:25 AM (KP5rU)

143 "just start a war in some 3rd world shithole and deploy them so we don't hear the whining."

There are no third world shit-holes anymore.

Maybe you didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:25 AM (EyPfd)

144 But, the important question is, "Are you gainfully unemployed?"

Posted by: oldirishpig at January 20, 2018 07:25 AM (KLdfT)

145 Yes; Real Donald Trump is up and tweeting about the shutdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:26 AM (8+Ozj)

146 134 And the press says nothing about her fat apron

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 07:26 AM (5gaNQ)

147 If the Dems have true compassion, they would adopt a boson's mate. Like Thanksgiving for service members far from home.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:26 AM (hyuyC)

148 If the Dems have true compassion, they would adopt a bosun's mate. Like Thanksgiving for service members far from home.

What could go wrong?

The previous post is for the Dems that say the science is settled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:28 AM (hyuyC)

149 Speaking of convicted felons, Pennsylvania's former AG Kathleen Kane is still walking around free awaiting a repeal.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 07:28 AM (aC6Sd)

150 Trump tweet:

For those asking, the Republicans only have 51 votes in the Senate, and they need 60. That is why we need to win more Republicans in 2018 Election! We can then be even tougher on Crime (and Border), and even better to our Military & Veterans!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 07:29 AM (2FqvZ)

151 So it's the first day of the government shutdown or, as Mark Levin calls it, a normal Saturday. I wish the post office would close so my asshole delivery guy would stay off my fucking lawn. Even when there's snow on the ground and I've cleared off the sidewalk the simple asswipe still trudges through the snow on my lawn. You can't fix that kind of stoopid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:29 AM (y7DUB)

152 Trump tweet:

This is the One Year Anniversary of my Presidency and the Democrats wanted to give me a nice present. #DemocratShutdown

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 07:29 AM (2FqvZ)

153 You know, speaking of the Nag's Parade today.

Last year, social media and NextDoor were on fire with mutual tongue baths about heading to DC to fight the Trump Presidency.

This years event must be in the stealth mode, because it's presence on local social media consists on one woman asking for a ride downtown to the parade.

With no responses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:30 AM (EyPfd)

154 129 according to the media, the sky is going to fall at any moment. i'm concerned.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:21 AM (KP5rU)

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This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
SO overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it together
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
at skyfall
at skyfall

Posted by: John McCain at January 20, 2018 07:30 AM (vChNs)

155 I really liked your pet rock comment.

One of the good gags in the good King Kong movie (1976, starring young Jessica Lange's boobehs) that they didn't overplay was that the evil oil company was named Petrox.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 07:30 AM (fuK7c)

156 Trump tweet:

Democrats are far more concerned with Illegal Immigrants than they are with our great Military or Safety at our dangerous Southern Border. They could have easily made a deal but decided to play Shutdown politics instead. #WeNeedMoreRepublicansIn18 in order to power through mess!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 07:30 AM (2FqvZ)

157 Four GOP Senators voted with the Democrats and in favor of 800,000 amnesties rather than paying deployed soldiers. Lee, Graham, Flake and Rand Paul.

I have no idea what to make of that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 20, 2018 07:31 AM (ylUqT)

158 153; everybody is busy tearing the tags off their mattresses. or, they are running around with their hair on fire. pandelerium!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:32 AM (KP5rU)

159 "153; everybody is busy tearing the tags off their mattresses. or, they are running around with their hair on fire. pandelerium!"

Oh...I forgot about that.

Thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:33 AM (EyPfd)

160 everybody is busy tearing the tags off their mattresses. or, they are running around with their hair on fire. pandelerium!
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I cut the tag off of my hairdryer.
Now I don't know if I should put it in the bathtub with me.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:34 AM (8ikIW)

161 Well what am I supposed to do if I tore off my mattress tags during a previous state of emergency?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:34 AM (Sfs6o)

162 Well, the weekends do mean less calls from recruiters. I went through 10 months of no work-y last year.

I still get calls from recruiters.

Coda: is after landing a job, excessive federal withholding to the tune of $2400. Meh. I'm tempted to claim exempt (or a few dependents) for 2018. Rather write a check than receive one for an interest free "loan".

Posted by: Dave's not here at January 20, 2018 07:35 AM (JlWF+)

163 Can I stop paying taxes now ?

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2018 07:35 AM (YwGz6)

164 Well what am I supposed to do if I tore off my mattress tags during a previous state of emergency?
Posted by: Weasel

You were to have sewn them back on post emergency.
Now all you can do is throw the mattress away

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

165 i'm sure the national weather service is shutdown. no weather until further notice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:35 AM (KP5rU)

166 Weasel

Buy 100 W incandescent bulbs for Festung Weasel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:36 AM (hyuyC)

167 I know - I'll mix up some bug spray and disregard the allowable concentration printed on the label.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:36 AM (Sfs6o)

168 Well what am I supposed to do if I tore off my mattress tags during a previous state of emergency?

You have a mattress? Filthy 1%er.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 07:36 AM (fuK7c)

169 I have no idea what to make of that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 20, 2018 07:31 AM (ylUqT)

I'll try to interpret it: Lee and Paul are doing it because they think funding by CR instead of a real budget is fucked up and violates any good budgeting principles. They're correct but I think being short sighted in not letting it slide until DJT trains the GOP on how budgets work in the real world. Graham and Flake are just treasonous assholes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:37 AM (y7DUB)

170 And now, straight from Yorkshire, please give it up for Bandersnatch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

171 39F here? I should be in shorts.

Northeast Ohio. You next vacation destination.

Come for the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame, stay for the shittiest beachfront you've ever seen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:38 AM (Ckg4U)

172 With no Ad Council to tell us to buckle our seatbelts, millions will die on the highways this weekend.
Best just to stay home and get wasted.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2018 07:39 AM (UdKB7)

173 171: Morning, Slap. Wisconsin is closed for the government shutdown. The humanity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:39 AM (KP5rU)

174 Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

Top of the morning to ya.

I don't know, I bet any port in Ohio looks better than Marseilles, France or Napoli, Italy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:39 AM (hyuyC)

175 "i'm sure the national weather service is shutdown. no weather until further notice."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:35 AM (KP5rU)

Everything will remain in stasis until they kick the hamsters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:40 AM (Ckg4U)

176 Assuming the country isn't in flames I should be signing the WeaselAcres papers this week.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:40 AM (Sfs6o)

177 Disclaimer: I'm ambivalent to a gov't shutdown.. The gas station and grocery store is still open.

44 Democrats voted to shut down the gov't.

And, they blame Republicans for failure to pass the bill.

Yep, that's how stupid they think you are.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 20, 2018 07:40 AM (3cq8T)

178 172; just another weekend at chateau chavez, then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:40 AM (KP5rU)

179 "Morning, Slap. Wisconsin is closed for the government shutdown. The humanity."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:39 AM (KP5rU)

Badger out front told me. I'm "in the know".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:40 AM (Ckg4U)

180 So 22 Nork athletes will compete alongside the South Korean athletes in the Olympics

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:41 AM (EyPfd)

181 Haven't seen the Tweets by President Trump but see comments by pundits he is Tweeting on the causes of the shutdown. Pin this on the Leftists who want a illegal invasion because the media won't.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 07:41 AM (aC6Sd)

182 So 22 Nork athletes will compete alongside the South Korean athletes in the Olympics
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

In what, the 3 legged snowshoe race?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)

183 "I don't know, I bet any port in Ohio looks better than Marseilles, France or Napoli, Italy."
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:39 AM (hyuyC)

We're in a state that refuses to use their natural resources for anything other than trash collection.

The Cleveland Browns play on the Lakefront. Need I say more?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:42 AM (Ckg4U)

184 "Can I stop paying taxes now ?
Posted by: jsg"

Sure.
*Hercules laugh gif *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 07:42 AM (32tyq)

185 182; tapeworm luge.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 07:43 AM (KP5rU)

186 Village Idiot's Apprentice

You can tell which ones they are. The short malnourished ones with intestinal worms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:43 AM (hyuyC)

187 Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

You have my deepest condolences. The Browns.

Did you go to the Losers Parade for the 0-16 team?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:44 AM (hyuyC)

188 I woke up early and started banging out some Metal like there's no tomorrow.

This whole Government Shutdown seems so apocalyptic that I might as well pound my ears into the side of my head.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:44 AM (Ckg4U)

189 Good morning my pretty Hordelings.

Well, it looks like I'm going to be a lady of leisure for a while. During the previous shutdowns I was either active duty or an "essential" civilian.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 07:45 AM (qJtVm)

190 The Cleveland Browns play on the Lakefront.

Not at this time of year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 07:45 AM (fuK7c)

191 -Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 07:42 AM (32tyq)

Dude! Welcome back!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:45 AM (Ckg4U)

192 I boycotted the Browns five years ago. I just boycotted the NFL this year.

My floors are cleaner and the house smells of lemons and pine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:46 AM (Ckg4U)

193 "Assuming the country isn't in flames I should be signing the WeaselAcres papers this week.
Posted by: Weasel"

Unless the papers depend upon a comma or nine thousand, sign away, sign away!!

* wait, no, was a lawyer involved?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 07:46 AM (32tyq)

194 Trump is wrong, we need more Conservative Republicans.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2018 07:48 AM (qMY5x)

195 Come for the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame, stay for the shittiest beachfront you've ever seen.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:38 AM (Ckg4U)

I drove Mrs Hate to Mentor Headlands yesterday so she could take some pictures of the frozen lake. We had seen some pictures on the news of how the winds from the north had pushed the ice into some 30 foot towers right off the shore but that must be more in the city because it was a lot flatter except close to the mouth of the Grand river, and that wasn't close to 30 feet. There were some people ice skating even though the temperature was above freezing; not very smart imo unless they were wearing wetsuits and even then...

They've been bitching about how disgusting the lakefront looks since the 70s and haven't done a damn thing about it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:48 AM (y7DUB)

196 Now that our government has stopped functioning, will the laws of gravity still be enforceable?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:48 AM (EyPfd)

197 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You, a lady of leisure? I think the DC Metro area needs an e-mail alert to sent out just for that. Or the undulating sirens of the Lycanthrope Warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:49 AM (hyuyC)

198 Lindsey Graham and Mike Lee voted against due to concerns about the adequacy of another CR in funding the government. The bill would have only funded the government through February 16. Sen. Rand Paul also voted against the bill because of its addition to the national debt. Jeff Flake also voted no

^^^ What Weasel Zippers says about the R votes for shutdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:50 AM (8+Ozj)

199 You, a lady of leisure? I think the DC Metro area needs an e-mail alert to sent out just for that. Or the undulating sirens of the Lycanthrope Warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 07:49 AM (hyuyC)
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I assumed rapine and slaughter required pants, but I suppose if I belted my robe tighter...hmmmm.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 07:51 AM (qJtVm)

200 I'm pretty sure that Eris is a lady of leisure even when she's hard at work. There's an air of insouciance and drying blood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 07:51 AM (fuK7c)

201 Mornin' Horde.

A question I don't have an answer to--who summoned the paramedics for the Wide Latina? Having seen what hypoglycemia can do first hand, if it was bad enough to call 911, she wasn't doing it herself, unless she had one of those Med-Alert sort of deals.

Second point, a hypoglycemic episode can, to the unfamiliar, resemble a stroke. If there was someone else there who wasn't used to this sort of thing, that could result in medics being called, as opposed to paste or pills being used to put her right without other intervention...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 20, 2018 07:52 AM (lLeln)

202 186,000 miles per second is not just a good idea, its the law.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2018 07:53 AM (BtQd4)

203 What's a weekend? My next day off is Tuesday.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 20, 2018 07:53 AM (vr3St)

204 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 20, 2018 07:53 AM (WbIyz)

205 as opposed to paste or pills being used to put her right without other intervention...

Paste? I'm on it...!

...Choo Choo Biden...

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (8ikIW)

206 If anyone is wondering, we're still selling a few cookbooks per day and are close to 2,100 total.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (Sfs6o)

207 I assumed rapine and slaughter required pants, but I suppose if I belted my robe tighter...hmmmm.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Armored skirts have been de rigeur among the distaff savage set for decades now. No excuses.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (lLeln)

208 Essential: Keeping the lights on and the air going in the ISS (lives depend on this work)
Non-essential: Developing new technology for the next Orion flight test (no lives currently at stake)

I don't know about other agencies, but non-essential does not necessarily mean the work has no value.

Also, if I do get paid for the shutdown time (not guaranteed), I will do the same thing I did last time - add up how many hours that is and not record any of my extra hours on my timesheet until I've worked it off. I pay taxes too and prefer to get value for my money.

Anyway, this doesn't make me feel any more charitable toward illegal aliens. I do recognize that their countries are shitholes and many of them are just trying to make better lives for their families - but too bad. Instead of bringing your shit here, go home and try to make your country less shitty. Mexico should be fabulously wealthy given its natural resources. Why isn't it? Ponder on that while you're narrowly avoiding the door smacking you in the ass.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (JPRju)

209 Dude! Welcome back!
Posted by: Slapweasel

yes, thanks

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (32tyq)

210 The voluptuous decay of the working govvie Eris!

Well, there's a stack of books begging to be read and the weather is supposed to be pleasant so I will not lack for entertainment on the cheap.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (qJtVm)

211 If anyone is wondering, we're still selling a few cookbooks per day and are close to 2,100 total.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:54 AM (Sfs6o)
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Wheee!!! Good morning, everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (kNasr)

212 "I drove Mrs Hate to Mentor Headlands yesterday so she could take some pictures of the frozen lake. We had seen some pictures on the news of how the winds from the north had pushed the ice into some 30 foot towers right off the shore but that must be more in the city because it was a lot flatter except close to the mouth of the Grand river, and that wasn't close to 30 feet. There were some people ice skating even though the temperature was above freezing; not very smart imo unless they were wearing wetsuits and even then...

They've been bitching about how disgusting the lakefront looks since the 70s and haven't done a damn thing about it."
-Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 07:48 AM (y7DUB)

I know exactly where that is. I had to drive 1-1/2 hours to do shows there. I can't remember the name of the club.

I've seen two Lake County Captains games around there. Willowick, I believe? Anyway, the stadium is off S.O.M. Center Rd.

Why Ohio refuses to do anything with the lakefront is beyond me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (Ckg4U)

213 Weasel, Have you come to a decision on the travel trailer or other lodging arrangements yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (4Otsc)

214 Nothing really mattress.

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2018 07:56 AM (88+VL)

215 Wheee!!! Good morning, everyone.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (kNasr)
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Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:56 AM (Sfs6o)

216 Weasel that is awesome.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 07:56 AM (aC6Sd)

217 "If anyone is wondering, we're still selling a few cookbooks per day and are close to 2,100 total."

Mr. Universe: Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 07:56 AM (EyPfd)

218 So 5 years ago Obama paid to have the parks blocked off. So who is going to provide security and man the parks for the Womens March?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2018 07:56 AM (BtQd4)

219 "...the distaff savage..."

This shall be the name of my boutique armorer's shoppe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 07:57 AM (qJtVm)

220 Nothing really mattress.
Posted by: Corona

But Ayam a Creepoo....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 07:57 AM (32tyq)

221 Nothing really mattress.

anyone could ski

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2018 07:58 AM (WbIyz)

222 "...the distaff savage..."

This shall be the name of my boutique armorer's shoppe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 07:57 AM (qJtVm)
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I was admiring that turn of phrase as well. Will you have your shoppe in your twee little towne?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 07:58 AM (kNasr)

223 ..."^^^ What Weasel Zippers says about the R votes for shutdown."
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:50 AM (8+Ozj)

Because we should have had a BUDGET nine years ago, instead of this continuing shit-show.

It is in the Constitution; and I can see some ropes warming-up in the bullpen for use over trees and lampposts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:58 AM (Ckg4U)

224 This shall be the name of my boutique armorer's shoppe.

I was rooting for voluptuous decay.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 07:58 AM (fuK7c)

225 213 Weasel, Have you come to a decision on the travel trailer or other lodging arrangements yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (4Otsc)
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I have! I bought a trailer last Saturday and the dealer will store it until I'm ready to move it to the farm which hopefully won't be too long. I was going to have a small cabin built but the cost was about the same and WeaselWoman seems much more interested in the trailer camping idea than staying in a shed.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:59 AM (Sfs6o)

226 Ha! I guess the big giant sky light has snuck over the horizon while the shutdown has been going on.
Brought along some red and gold colors too.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 07:59 AM (8ikIW)

227
Police are predicting 50,000 women will descend on Philadelphia today to celebrate the anniversary of Trumps first year.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 07:59 AM (2FqvZ)

228 WeaselWoman seems much more interested in the trailer camping idea than staying in a shed.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 07:59 AM (Sfs6o)
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That's because she's smart.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 07:59 AM (kNasr)

229 The Distaff Savage
Steampunk a specialty.

I'd take my wife there. Hey, honey, it's a clothing store. Go Wild!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:01 AM (hyuyC)

230 nothing really mattress to me anyway the grass grows

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2018 08:01 AM (BtQd4)

231 WeaselWoman seems much more interested in the trailer camping idea than staying in a shed.
Posted by: Weasel

Probably watched Slingblade.

Ummhmm

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:01 AM (8ikIW)

232 Bluebell, I live right next to a river that begs for a water wheel and forge. I bet I could get a small business loan. I mean we're always talking up Colander Face Mask World, but who will make the masks and spiked codpieces?

Ah, the clang of the artisanal hipster village smithee's shop!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2018 08:02 AM (qJtVm)

233 231: awwwight den.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:02 AM (KP5rU)

234 This "shutdown" cannot stop the sunrise.

...but the Democrats will do their best to tell you that the Republicans will stop it, if allowed.

CNN: "There was no sunrise this morning, thanks to the Republican government shutdown."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:02 AM (Ckg4U)

235 One of the most interesting videos of the Las Vegas shooting was from a car passing Mandalay Bay Hotel. The video showed gunfire flashes from one of the low windows. There were two things which were not possible in that video: 1. The gunfire was not coming from that window; it couldn't open and wasn't broken. 2. It was not a reflection of gunfire from Paddock's suite; the angles were all wrong for that to be true. However the angles were right for it to be a reflection of a rifle being fired from the 'parking roof' by the side of the building. I am unsure how to explain that video.

Posted by: An Observation at January 20, 2018 08:03 AM (9wsMY)

236 Not The Onion
Former FBI Director James Comey to teach ethical leadership class

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2018 08:04 AM (BtQd4)

237 Morning bluebell. Sorry about the almond croissants.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2018 08:04 AM (4Otsc)

238 Weasel, have you shown WeaselWoman what you can do with a shipping container? She can decorate it to suit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:04 AM (hyuyC)

239 CNN: "In other news, all the hummingbirds are dead and your colon just fell out. Back to you, Bob."

...stunning news from The Hill, Sandy. Just stunning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:04 AM (Ckg4U)

240 there was snow in our forecast for tomorrow. now canceled, due to shutdown. i'm really liking this shutdown shitshow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:05 AM (KP5rU)

241 Buggers just shutdown my weekend...liquor store closed due to ice......tinkle tinkle lil icicle......

Posted by: saf at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (cS/ge)

242 The Weather Channel has cancelled all weather for tomorrow, due to the shutdown.

Global Stopping.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (Ckg4U)

243 Nothing really mattress.

That's from Bohemian Rhapsody, right?

Disappointing song. No Bohemians. False advertising.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (2FqvZ)

244 235; so is the fbi and lvmpd. so, it never happened.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (KP5rU)

245 I didn't get the reference but now I want an almond croissant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (fuK7c)

246 Due to the shutdown, and warmer weather, I will be forced to live as my ancestors did.
I will be forced to grill my lunch (bratwurst) and dinner (pork chops) today.

Oh, the humanity

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:07 AM (8ikIW)

247
238 Weasel, have you shown WeaselWoman what you can do with a shipping container? She can decorate it to suit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:04 AM (hyuyC)
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Those things are expensive!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 08:08 AM (Sfs6o)

248 Dude! Welcome back!
Posted by: Slapwease

Amigo. I'm back with all the stupid and none of the insight...[\\]

Thx

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 08:08 AM (32tyq)

249 I didn't get the reference but now I want an almond croissant.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 08:06 AM (fuK7c)
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I didn't either, but now I want one too. Ben, do you mean you have them and I don't?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:08 AM (kNasr)

250 Those things are expensive!!
Posted by: Weasel

Bring one over loaded up with Chinese. Sell the Chinese.

Profit!

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

251 I've seen two Lake County Captains games around there. Willowick, I believe? Anyway, the stadium is off S.O.M. Center Rd.

Why Ohio refuses to do anything with the lakefront is beyond me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 07:55 AM (Ckg4U)

Where it's located is Eastlake, but Willowick, Wickliffe and Willoughby are all scrunched in there and it's hard tell one from the other. Where are you?

I don't think Ohio's hands are free on developing the lakefront since some of the land is privately owned and there are marinas and a few individual parks. Not sure why they had to locate the Browns stadium there but there it is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

252 Weasel

Well, maybe the prices are lower out here. The good news is, once placed, they do not migrate. Trailers can migrate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (hyuyC)

253 I'm in Hinckley, Captain Hate. Where we shoot shit to see it shot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (Ckg4U)

254 Guess what mid size city with a murder and violence problem has a new police Commissioner..

Go ahead, guess.

I'll wait.

http://cbsloc.al/2DwEBtY

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 06:59 AM (EyPfd)

This always works, right?

A ceasefire in Baltimore has been organized for Feb. 2-4. For more information on the city's ceasefire..........

Posted by: Colin at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (0FhFX)

255 should have built the browns stadium on a garbage scough. for the fans.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (KP5rU)

256 Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)
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Well now that's an idea. The last item I need to arrange is someone to clear about 2 acres for the rifle range and level a spot for the camper and storage building.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 08:11 AM (Sfs6o)

257 bluebell/Bander- I ate them all and didn't share.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2018 08:11 AM (4Otsc)

258 We are closer to Kentucky than Cleveland in Hinckley.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:11 AM (Ckg4U)

259 So far the worst part of the shut down is seeing Schumer's ugly mug plastered on a lot of websites.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 20, 2018 08:12 AM (N3JsI)

260 Let's see......sausage frying up in the pan, eggs and cheese on standby and coffee hot out of the pot.

Government shutdown we hardly know ye.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2018 08:12 AM (EoRCO)

261 Well now that's an idea. The last item I need to arrange is someone to clear about 2 acres for the rifle range and level a spot for the camper and storage building.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 08:11 AM (Sfs6o)
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I thought we solved that problem for you last week.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:12 AM (kNasr)

262 I'm in Hinckley, Captain Hate. Where we shoot shit to see it shot.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (Ckg4U)

Countdown for the buzzards returning.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

263 They could play on a dick, as far as I'm concerned.

The Browns left me. I didn't leave the Browns.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:13 AM (Ckg4U)

264 252 Weasel

Well, maybe the prices are lower out here. The good news is, once placed, they do not migrate. Trailers can migrate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (hyuyC)
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Good point!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 08:13 AM (Sfs6o)

265 bluebell/Bander- I ate them all and didn't share.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2018 08:11 AM (4Otsc)
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I shall forgive you. This time.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:13 AM (kNasr)

266 Countdown for the buzzards returning.
Posted by: Captain Hate

March 15th. CNN will put up the clock soon

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:13 AM (8ikIW)

267 "Countdown for the buzzards returning."
-Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

*HAH!* Like the swallows to Capistrano, Hinckley has the buzzards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:14 AM (Ckg4U)

268 I shall forgive you. This time.

I shan't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 08:14 AM (fuK7c)

269 I would ask if anyone here can spare a dime for a furloughed Civil Servant, but from the comments above I think I'll move along. Tough crowd, tough crowd. Anyone have Nancy Pelosi's phone number? Maybe she can spare a few thousand dollar crumbs for me.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2018 08:14 AM (AMIL/)

270 bluebell

How was your Walk for Life? I didn't even look for you in the pictures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:14 AM (hyuyC)

271 263; Slap, they could have made Manzeil a sea captain if they played on a garbage scough. Merchandizing!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:15 AM (KP5rU)

272 "The last item I need to arrange is someone to clear about 2 acres for the rifle range "

1,000 yards long...three foot wide.

How hard can this be?

AtC with a flamethrower should be able to knock this out in about a day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2018 08:15 AM (EyPfd)

273 Greetings fappers and fappees.

It's good to see a few of the older Morons returning to the Horde.

*does Forrest Gump wave at weft cut-loop*

That's a type of carpet weave, is it not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 20, 2018 08:15 AM (tRaq7)

274 1,000 yards long...three foot wide.

How hard can this be?

A belt fed weapon makes it's own firelane.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2018 08:16 AM (WbIyz)

275 Well, maybe the prices are lower out here. The good news is, once placed, they do not migrate. Trailers can migrate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:10 AM (hyuyC)

Takes a shitload of African swallows though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2018 08:16 AM (QLvwG)

276 Amazon seems to have its sites set on NYC for their second headquarters. I'm sure the new employees will love the city income tax, very expensive living, wonderful understanding mayor....Amazon already has that now, so low cost isn't of great concern. Lets raise the rates people pay per month, doing that.

Posted by: Colin at January 20, 2018 08:16 AM (0FhFX)

277 Won't the weather run amuck without the government clamping down on global warming? This could shorten the life expectancy on the planet a year! Polar bears will will be dropping like flies with the heat.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 08:16 AM (aC6Sd)

278 Polar bears will will be dropping like flies with the heat.
Posted by: Skip

Hinckley exports Buzzards to clean up dead polar bears.
Thousands of jobs created

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:18 AM (8ikIW)

279 "Slap, they could have made Manzeil a sea captain if they played on a garbage scough. Merchandizing!"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2018 08:15 AM (KP5rU)

That arrogant prick couldn't have "captained" a garbage scow. My buddies were all excited... lol. I kept saying, "I hate that prick."

What a load of chyme that turd turned out to be.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:18 AM (Ckg4U)

280 That's a type of carpet weave, is it not?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Tis, but I like the misplaced hyphen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2018 08:18 AM (32tyq)

281 Tis, but I like the misplaced hyphen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Happened to me too. I'm suing the doctor

...Caitlyn Jenner...

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:19 AM (8ikIW)

282 How was your Walk for Life? I didn't even look for you in the pictures.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 08:14 AM (hyuyC)
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It was great. Lots of people, nice people. Weather was very nice. It's always very uplifting being there. And I had my shades on, so you probably wouldn't recognize me anyway!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:20 AM (kNasr)

283 At this time 1 yr ago today, my daughter and I making our way through security to our assigned area to watch PDT inauguration....weather was pretty decent...not cold.

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 20, 2018 08:20 AM (PafTy)

284 May as well order more body bags for the first week in Feb.

Morning all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (89T5c)

285 "It was great. Lots of people, nice people. Weather was very nice. It's always very uplifting being there. And I had my shades on, so you probably wouldn't recognize me anyway!"
-Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:20 AM (kNasr)

When you put on glasses, no one knows who you are.

Posted by: Clark Kent at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (Ckg4U)

286 So Flake, Graham, Ru Paul and Lee gave Democrats cover for the shutdown by voting no. You will see McConnell also visited no but that was procedural after he knew the vote would fail.

That allowed Dems in tough reelection states to vote yes.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (pagUU)

287 Went to take the household garbage out to the curb for trash pickup. Had to clear a spot for the 2 bags, what with all the neighbor bodies stacked up in the cul de sac. I might be the only one left on the block.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (QLvwG)

288 Tis, but I like the misplaced hyphen.

I always wanted you ax you about your nic.

Now I wonder about tsrblk's (sp?) nic. Speaking of, has he/she been spotted here lately?

And I do hope Northernlurker and his family are holding up. Prayers for them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 20, 2018 08:22 AM (tRaq7)

289 Nobody move or the furloughed worker gets it !

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 20, 2018 08:22 AM (YwGz6)

290 You could plant flowers all the way from Mentor to Lorain and beautify the lakefront all you want, and it would look great right up until winter. Then, ice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 20, 2018 08:22 AM (ylUqT)

291 On this day in 1942 The Germans under Hitler held the Wannsee Conference in the Berlin suburb of Wannsee, senior Nazi German officials discussed the implementation of the "Final Solution to the Jewish question".

There's a movie about that conference, "Conspiracy," 2001, starring Kenneth Brannagh. It's available on Amazon streaming/Prime. I watched it a month ago. Most of the dialogue is probably made-up, but it's an OK movie if you're into history. It shows the "banality of evil" as someone long ago described the Nazi bureaucrats. I recommend trying it, especially if you can get watch it free with Prime.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (AMIL/)

292 cnn is creaming in their collective pants.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (PUmDY)

293 Baker Mayfield=Johnny Manzell

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (89T5c)

294 Let's see......sausage frying up in the pan, eggs and cheese on standby and coffee hot out of the pot.

Government shutdown we hardly know ye.

More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

But all cheese comes from the government, you can't have cheese because the mean republicans want to throw kids out of the country.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (qMY5x)

295 "Went to take the household garbage out to the curb for trash pickup. Had to clear a spot for the 2 bags, what with all the neighbor bodies stacked up in the cul de sac. I might be the only one left on the block."
-Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (QLvwG)

This shutdown is going worse than even the media expected. If it weren't for my flint and Leatherman, I would be amongst the countless stacked upon the curb.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:24 AM (Ckg4U)

296 Everyone talks about the swallows and Capistrano and the buzzards in Hinckley, but there's a crow thing in Hartford Ct that nobody talks about.

I'm part of the problem, I live near Hartford as a result of extremely bad life choices and I haven't looked into the phenomenon enough to say anything relevant about it.

The point is, for a couple of weeks in the fall we get shittons of crows. They just fill the bare trees at one turn on rte. 84. It's always the same turn, it's always the same time of year, and all of the crows in the world stop by that exact place on their way to doing whatever else they do.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 08:24 AM (fuK7c)

297 This shutdown is going worse than even the media expected. If it weren't for my flint and Leatherman, I would be amongst the countless stacked upon the curb.
Posted by: Slapweasel

I'm not worried. I got a Red Ryder Rifle

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:25 AM (8ikIW)

298 The point is, for a couple of weeks in the fall we get shittons of crows. They just fill the bare trees at one turn on rte. 84. It's always the same turn, it's always the same time of year, and all of the crows in the world stop by that exact place on their way to doing whatever else they do.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2018 08:24 AM (fuK7c)
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Maybe they're auditioning for a remake of "The Birds."

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2018 08:26 AM (kNasr)

299 "I'm not worried. I got a Red Ryder Rifle."
-Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:25 AM (8ikIW)

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:26 AM (Ckg4U)

300 WeaselWoman is one of those people that reads and follows instructions. We bought a new coffeemaker and she's soaking the charcoal filter and running plain water through just as the instructions say. Meanwhile, I have no coffee,

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2018 08:28 AM (Sfs6o)

301 But all cheese comes from the government, you can't have cheese because the mean republicans want to throw kids out of the country.

I sure wish someone would get one of the Prog congresscritters on the telly to ask them why they're choosing to violate their oath of office for a bunch of foreign criminals and why those criminals are more important to them than their American constituents.

I'd love to see Commie Schumer try to avoid answering that one. It's times like these that almost make me wish I were a journalist.

Almost.

I'd be their worst nightmare.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 20, 2018 08:28 AM (tRaq7)

302 Nood

Weird News

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

303 Poignant Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtLbE3IUY2U

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 08:28 AM (Ckg4U)

304 here's a movie about that conference, "Conspiracy,"
2001, starring Kenneth Brannagh. It's available on Amazon
streaming/Prime. I watched it a month ago. Most of the dialogue is
probably made-up, but it's an OK movie if you're into history. It shows
the "banality of evil" as someone long ago described the Nazi
bureaucrats. I recommend trying it, especially if you can get watch it
free with Prime.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (AMIL/)

HBO made one also, plus one other. I believe they are also on YouTube. Well made and worth a watch if your interested. One of them is based on the minutes taken at that meeting.

Posted by: Colin at January 20, 2018 08:28 AM (0FhFX)

305 Baker Mayfield=Johnny Manzell
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2018 08:23 AM (89T5c)

Size wise, yes, but I'd bet Mayfield has a better work ethic, not that it will matter in the end. Manziel was just a pampered drunk, about which his father was very open as I'm sure he could see problems ahead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

306 Hey Slapweasel, how's the beach nowadays in Fairport Harbor, my boyhood home. Haven't been there in years and then there was a major yuppie invasion in progress, buying up houses, driving costs up, the whole works.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2018 08:30 AM (8sesi)

307 (8

It's sedimentary, Watson.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 20, 2018 08:30 AM (RuIsu)

308 30 Investigate, indict, incarcerate.

Posted by: Blogforce 100 at January 20, 2018 06:15 AM

So be it. From your keyboard to God's ears.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at January 20, 2018 08:31 AM (uU9xW)

309 Sebastian Gorka calls illegal surveillance of Trump-Probably for years- "Obamagate" Release the memo!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM
~~~~~

I think we will find that Obama weaponized our IC from day one and used against every single political adversary as well as the American people writ large.
Remember what Maxine Waters said in 2013:

"Well, you know, I don't know. And I think some people are missing something here. The president has put in place an organization that contains the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That's going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual in ways that it's never been done before."

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2018 08:33 AM (HiDrR)

310 43 anybody read the police report released on the vegas shooter? lot of holes in that story.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I haven't read it and won't, because at this point what is written for public consumption is what they want us to think, not necessarily what is objectively factual.

It's getting to the point I don't trust any news source as all have become tainted with the spin of either CYA or push-the-narrative.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable at January 20, 2018 08:36 AM (uU9xW)

311 Hey Slapweasel, how's the beach nowadays in Fairport Harbor, my boyhood home. Haven't been there in years and then there was a major yuppie invasion in progress, buying up houses, driving costs up, the whole works.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2018 08:30 AM (8sesi)

It's probably the nicest beach in the area. The only reason people go to Mentor Headlands is parking is free and it's bigger.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

312 So Flake, Graham, Ru Paul and Lee gave Democrats cover for the shutdown by voting no. You will see McConnell also visited no but that was procedural after he knew the vote would fail.

That allowed Dems in tough reelection states to vote yes.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2018 08:21 AM (page)

Ah, Republican'ts helping out the re-election prospects of their good friends in the Dim Party.

So, failure theater continues in a shabbier venue like downtown Poughkeepsie's porno theater.

This was a (probably deliberate) failure of leadership on teh Turdle's fault.

If no Republican'ts had broken rank this would be a potent weapon against the Dims coming into this year.

But...nope.

Have a couple of dried flies, turtle. You deserve it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2018 08:38 AM (9q7Dl)

313 OK ~ so the leftards have shut down the United States government and have been working 24/7/365 for foreign nationals, oh, excuse me, law breaking, annoying illegal alien foreign nationals, instead of working for, you know, United States Citizens (of all races creeds and colors).

Trump's tweets are good ~ but all the right (that means ostensibly you, too GOPe) have to beat the drum incessantly on this. The democrats have put foreign countries and law breakers ahead of all US citizens. The Lefties show the GOP pushing Grandma off a cliff? WE need to run ads of US servicemen and women (preferably females of color) saying"To Chuck Schumer and the so called democrat party in Congress ~ why are you putting illegal foreign nationals ahead of us? Why aren;t you working for US citizens" Also have one showing an inner city African American, preferably in Chicago, saying the same thing ~ asking "Mr.Durbin, Mr. Schumer and all the Democrat Congressmen ~ why are you, as you actually said, working 24/7 for illegal aliens? We have problems right here, crime, drugs , gang members and people need paying jobs. Why aren't you working 24/7 for that? Why are you shutting off our government for people form other countries when we need you to work for us? I have had enough of this ~ I am voting conservative Republican this fall! ~ at least they are trying to fix the economy, fight crime and are working to get us jobs." Call your congressman.

If the RNC doesn't have these commercials ready to air right now ~ shame on them. Shame.

The truth gentlemen of the GOPe ~ it is an antidote for what ails ye and is guaranteed to kill dunks.

Someone mentioned it in an earlier

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