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ONT Potpourri

Friday night, end of the week, bottom of the barrel. Let's shake things up and see what falls out of the ONT goodie bag. Hmm, what's first? Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!

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News From The Barrel


Speaking of barrels, lots of y'all ask me what the barrel is really like. Well, last night I took a picture.

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So make sure you close those tags now, y'hear?

Amazon

So, yesterday Amazon.com announced the short list of 20 locations for it's secondary headquarters and IOWAHAWK WAS THERE! (Click through and scroll to read them all)




A Question of Scruples

Anyone remember that board game? The cards had little moral dilemmas on them, like “If a storekeeper gave you too much change would you return it” of “If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?” Things like that. Well, I had a thought along those lines today. Suppose you were to open a clinic offering totally free abortions-but in order to get the abortion the pregnant woman would have to get a (again, free) full medical exam, including a 3D ultrasound and full counseling on alternatives? Some percentage, I think a significant percentage, would change their mind. If 100 pregnant women walk into a Planned Parenthood “clinic”, you're going to get 100 dead babies, or damn near. But if, say, 40% of the women who came to the free clinic changed their mind, that's 40 babies that have been saved. Would the good of the 40 saved babies outweigh the evil of the 60 that were killed? I don't know, thoughts?

Related: Want to know who is an absolute warrior online for the pro-life cause? Jenna Jameson. Yes, that Jenna Jameson.


Go to Twitter and read her timeline. She's brutal to the pro-aborts. It's magnificent.


What They Mean by “Skilled Artisan”



Don't Bring a Fake to a Gun Fight Either

Audio required. “It's fake!” “Mine's real”



Mike Rowe Brings It

Mike Rowe Destroys Woman Who Wants Him Fired For Being ‘Ultra-Right Wing Conservative’

Mike is the master of the slow knife*


Nikki Haley Memes


“Get your Nikki Haley memes! Hot off the grill! Get your Nikki Haley memes here!”

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Miscellaneous


Tom Petty died of accidental drug overdose

Did you ever want to see a T-Rex conducting the Jurasic Park theme song? Now you can.

What To Do If You Come Across A Frozen Iguana (Hint: Nothing)

Butler basketball signs 7-year-old Indiana boy with rare gene disease Good for them.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by the moment when you realize the story about going to the opera was just a ruse to get you to the vet:

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*It's the slow knife...the knife that takes its time. The knife...that waits years without forgetting...then slips quietly between the bones. That's the knife...that cuts deepest
-Talia al Ghul

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 I'm sick!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)

2 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

3 1st! Just kidding, I know I'm not frist.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (4IjGx)

4 Thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (4IjGx)

5 You know, I think the morons here are a little short on culture. I think you need a dose of Shakespeare contemplating the nature of ambition and destiny

https://tinyurl.com/NotInOurStars

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (5qn42)

6 Nikki Haley memes are rather delicious!

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Pz2KV)

7 Top ten??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

8 Oh no Lin-duh! You caught the nasty flu??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (dUJdY)

9 Sad about Tom Petty. Thousands of elders die every year in this country from accidental overdoses or mismatched medications that cause side effects that kill.

Not sure if this was accidental. Maybe the pain was too much and he'd had enough. They say it was so perhaps that's enough. Those fentanyl patches are serious fucking business though. I had to help put them on my Mom when she was still alive and you weren't even supposed to touch them with your hands.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (4ErVI)

10 Thirst!

after all, it IS Fryday!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (kb/by)

11
Well, hello, impending shutdown!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

12 Thanks...WeirdDave!
I now check after the...incident earlier this week.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (kufk0)

13 Primo Content from WeirdDave!!!!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (jeefx)

14 Jewells, I'm still holding out for just a cold.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)

15 Lin-duh start taking massive doses of Vitamin C and garlic.

Garlic, preferably in a liquid solution, is a prole cure for viruses and such. Of course you'll smell like you got accosted by two Guidos, but if it helps it's worth it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

16 I saw Tom Petty in concert a few weeks before he died.

He did not look healthy.

Scary unhealthy. Almost albino white.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (aT+Bx)

17 I. Am. Not. Tired. Of. Winning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (3BFzK)

18 Bane did nothing wrong. It was Talia!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (jeefx)

19 The one in the bottom right is a trap.

Posted by: JSchuler at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (YsGL+)

20 Does this shutdown make me look fat?

Posted by: Big Gobbermint at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (zmX4B)

21 16 I saw Tom Petty in concert a few weeks before he died.

He did not look healthy.

Scary unhealthy. Almost albino white.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (aT+Bx)

Probably from the pain he was in. Imagine being that much of a trooper that you're still doing the show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (4ErVI)

22 7 of the images are girls.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (eq7gs)

23 Wish me luck..pray.. whatever your thing is.. My first show of the year tomorrow. All day affair so I will be pooped when I get home. Thanks for all the support you guys! Means a lot to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

24 Thanks for the ONT.

That glass blowing video is amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (sZJfc)

25 Heh. Bottom middle and top right is a girl - same character, actually.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (uuwor)

26 you can touch the tops of the patch, but not the skin side...

although it takes awhile to get a therapeutic dose of the drug from contact.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kb/by)

27 Had no idea Tom Petty was dead.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (jeefx)

28 Raw garlic or can it be cooked? If it can be cooked, I'll figure out how to make a garlic soup

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (kufk0)

29 I count two dudes and Anna Puma in the first graphic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (sZJfc)

30 Bottom right is a trap. The one above him is a girl, though this is hidden from the viewer.

Conspicuously absent is Ryuunosuke Fujinami, from Urusei Yatsura. If you know who that is, then you know why she should be in the bunch.


Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (mJxCG)

31 I'm gonna make you common people hurt...what... I uhh, umm, don't control the whip?

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (3BFzK)

32 Not even close

Posted by: The Barrel at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (8OMyt)

33 Weird Al's Jurassic Park is something I can't quit replaying every month or so.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

34 Crazy Deer Pic!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (2sCft)

35 The Slow Knife is an ideal, to be combined with "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.

This, while Trump collects pelts from the bodies of his still-living enemies.

Synchronicity!

Great ONT!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

36 23, good luck jewells! Praying you will be resounding success and have a lot of sales!

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (Pz2KV)

37
Lindsay Graham must really have a huge crush on some DACA/Dreamer dude.

" I will faht for you , mah beautiful Ho-zay!"

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (BLjCA)

38 Albino White made Tom's package really pop.

Posted by: Tom's Petty's significant other at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (jeefx)

39 ***** That glass blowing video is amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Seconded.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (JyFLk)

40 Wow, I mean I knew Cleveland had no shot of getting the Amazon HQ, but we didn't even make top 20?? Newark beat us??!?!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (uuwor)

41 Thanks, WeirdDave for a first class ONT!

24 Aetius451AD

Ditto on the glass blower.

Posted by: ibguy at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

42

>>>Mike is the master of the slow knife*<<<




You cawl that a knoife?




This is a knoife...

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (TAufc)

43 "Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (mJxCG) "

From the general pattern of "all the girly looking ones are guys," I figured the middle right was a girl.

Bottom left is also a guy. The rest I don't recognize. (Besides Haruhi from Ouran, as I noted above, who is used twice for some reason.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (uuwor)

44 Hell, Austin is pushing for it to be on Dallas...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)

45 Saw five or more Tom Petty concerts. The best was when Stevie Nicks came out to sing duets. "Stop driving my car around".

A hard to get o concert that will not be gone into now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (3BFzK)

46 Good luck Jewells!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

47 Shut it down, fire about 15% off the top, throw the crooks in jail. I'm cool with any Republicans that are caught up in this mess going bye-bye too, as they undoubtedly are.

Yank their pensions. I believe any federal position open for 90 days is considered vacant? Shit can them too. Plenty of room on the calender for new, interesting and memorable holidays. Waay past time. Washington city needs an Enema. Let's do this!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (A9A9H)

48 That Captcha would never catch me! Eyes like a hawk for the boys...allegedly!

Posted by: Harry Reid, the Strangler of Searchlight at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (be0vm)

49 Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!

I'd probably do far better than anyone else here...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (itfg0)

50 Dying of an accidental overdose is kind of a risk you take when you do drugs that can kill you.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (eq7gs)

51 You cawl that a knoife?




This is a knoife...

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee

No, that's a spoon.

Posted by: Bart Simpson at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (5wCUq)

52 CAPTCHA is a self learning AI program. Don't feed the CAPTCHA.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (jeefx)

53 No musical interlude?

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (8OMyt)

54 Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!


ಠ _ ಠ

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (itfg0)

55 Tom Petty died of an accidental drug overdose.

From the article:

The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone, temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl fentanyl, according to a statement from Jonathan Lucas, the chief medical examiner for the coroner's office.

In a message posted on Facebook, Petty's wife and daughter confirmed he was taking a mix of drugs to treat health issues.


Uh huh. From wikipedia:

Acetylfentanyl (acetyl fentanyl) is an opioid analgesic drug that is an analog of fentanyl. Studies have estimated acetylfentanyl to be fifteen times more potent than morphine. It has never been licensed for medical use and instead only been sold as a designer drug.

There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

56 Get some tamiflu Lin duh. I had the start of the flu on wednesday night. Started on tamiflu yeaterday am and pretty much back in business here.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (67sg6)

57 An Absolute Nonsense

In an attempt to deny "absolute truth", a rather silly post by rather evangelical atheists managed to provide a list of non-sequiturs and patent ridiculousness.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14316

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (itfg0)

58 Went to Fenton Glass in WV many years ago. All hand blown glass. Awesome stuff. Too bad they went tits up.

Posted by: Deplorable Fedreral Employee at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (iiixZ)

59 "I'd probably do far better than anyone else here..."

I'm going top right, middle right and bottom middle as final answer. The rest are traps.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (uuwor)

60 @43 From the general pattern of "all the girly looking ones are guys," I figured the middle right was a girl.
----------------------

Naoto from Persona 4. Funny thing is, the viewer is actually led to believe when she first shows up (and for a while afterwards) that she's a guy.

I'm disappointed Ryuunosuke isn't up there.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (mJxCG)

61 66 seems a little young to have a broken hip.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (fUJvh)

62 Good evning and good night!

Posted by: fluffy at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (cHbmY)

63 are we reminiscing tonight ?

Posted by: chemojeffo at January 19, 2018 10:11 PM (yzoWI)

64 WD, that "Skilled Artisan" vid was teh awesome, as was all the other links.

Good job as usual. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:11 PM (tRaq7)

65 "There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk) "

Yeah, fentanyl by itself, I'll buy accidental overdose, but all those other opioids and alprazolam and other benzos? That screams junkie.

Of course, the fentanyl is probably 99% of what killed him. Much harder to OD on benzos.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:12 PM (uuwor)

66 >>>Nikki Haley Memes


Another bit of Obama's legacy destroyed. He thought it was immoral that we should be the world's only superpower and was trying to put a stop to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

67 Saw five or more Tom Petty concerts. The best was when Stevie Nicks came out to sing duets. "Stop driving my car around".

A hard to get o concert that will not be gone into now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (3BFzK)
-----
I know Stevie's put on some pounds, but still pretty gal and can still sing.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (2sCft)

68 Hey everybody.

Sounds like Tom Petty died of the same overall condition that took out Prince and Elvis as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

69 I'd have also expected Kino from Kino's Journey, though again, that's technically a spoiler.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (uuwor)

70 No musical interlude?

brb...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (tRaq7)

71 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (gDSJf)

72 The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone,
temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl
fentanyl.


Like reading the ingredients in a bottle of Drano.

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (BLjCA)

73 Sad about Tom Petty. Thousands of elders die every year in this country from accidental overdoses or mismatched medications that cause side effects that kill.

Not sure if this was accidental. Maybe the pain was too much and he'd had enough. They say it was so perhaps that's enough. Those fentanyl patches are serious fucking business though. I had to help put them on my Mom when she was still alive and you weren't even supposed to touch them with your hands.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (4ErVI)


The sad truth is, no one, not even the closest of family members, will ever know the line between suicide and "accidental" overdose.

It is not uncommon though, when fentanyl is introduced into the mix, for experienced drub abusers to get it wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (Pz4pT)

74 9 Not sure if this was accidental

i'm sure it was. he was really excited about being a grandfather, and was going to tour less so he could be a hands in grandpa. check his most recent interviews.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (hscyr)

75 66 >>>Nikki Haley Memes


Another bit of Obama's legacy destroyed. He thought it was immoral that we should be the world's only superpower and was trying to put a stop to it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)


Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:15 PM (h2Bdk)

76 The barrel looks much more fun than I had pictured. Kinda Disney like.

Bambis & Puss-n-Boots.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (iX3+9)

77 @75 Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.
----------------

China's still only a local power. They can put a lot of force into play in the area around China. But once you move beyond that, they can't do all that much. China isn't very capable at force projection.

They're trying to change that, though.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (mJxCG)

78
*edges away from lin-duh*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (cp1if)

79 Yeah, fentanyl by itself, I'll buy accidental overdose, but all those other opioids and alprazolam and other benzos? That screams junkie.

Of course, the fentanyl is probably 99% of what killed him. Much harder to OD on benzos.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:12 PM (uuwor)


No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)

80 I'm going to need to study Mike Rowe's method a little closer. That was effective and classy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (vDqXW)

81 Might be Pence/Haley 2024, hopefully Pence isn't Poppy Bush redux.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (fUJvh)

82 OK. Here's a rather obscure ditty left over from the band Yes' Fragile album back in the early '70's. Not many folk know they did a cover of Simon and Garfunkel's America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-062j9dafg

I like it a lot. It's long and I recommend good earbuds or headphones. The sound engineer/producer Eddie Offord is in his prime.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (tRaq7)

83 Funny Bill Burr bit about buying a gun:

https://tinyurl.com/yc9horex

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)

84 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


Unless your doctor is criminally insane, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (Pz4pT)

85 When I was a kid, I got to watch the pros blowing glass at Corning. It was incredible. Watching that video brought it back. Can you imagine how long it takes to become a master glass blower? How many burnt fingers?

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (T3JzS)

86 I shouldn't have followed the dragon stem goblet artisan link. Linked right there in the top comments of the tweet was a link to this glass artisan:


https://twitter.com/GlassbyWoozy



Yeah, NSFW.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (yzxic)

87 29 I count two dudes and Anna Puma in the first graphic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (sZJfc)


1). There are far more than just two dudes...

2). They repeated one character twice

3). Anna Puma and Uni Puma were not included...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (itfg0)

88 Howdy folks.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

89 I tried to reach out today to my Cong. Rep to insist he support the release of the FISA abuse memo and low and behold, I find out he resigned and his seat is vacant. Uhhh – WTF? I knew he was not going to run for re-election so I assumed he’d finish out his term and we get to elect some other asshole. But to just resign and have an empty seat? Who represents me now dickwad?

Gov Katshit has scheduled a special election for August. Smooth move there Tiberi. Coward. You should have finished out your term. It makes me wonder if he knew some funky dirt on him was coming down the road and wanted to get out while the getting out was good.

What a POS. He couldn’t see his way clear to support PDT for the next year even though he was elected by the same folks as Trump was?

I want to grab a bat and give that ass a wood shampoo. Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

90 Sure it was accidental but taking potentially fatal drugs turned out to be fatal.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:20 PM (eq7gs)

91 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


No one is prescribed acetyl fentanyl at all. Not legally, anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:20 PM (h2Bdk)

92 Glass video very cool Weirdave.

Mesmerizing.

I wonder if it is a dying art. Hope not.


Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (iX3+9)

93 "Take a moment to doubt your own words, and ask yourself - as any good scientist would - if you've got your head up a black hole.

Having said all that, I think you're gonna love next week's episode.
It's called Multiple Stars! Check it out, Tuesdays at 10pm, on Science.

Best,

Mike"




Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (TAufc)

94 I didn't think it was possible but Jenna Jameson just keeps getting more awesome by the day.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

95 I've visited the Corning facility. Nice museum there. The most impressive item is the first blank they cast for the Mt. Palomar telescope...which cracked when it cooled. It has to be the world's largest chunk of glass. It's huge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (nBBdT)

96 84 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


Unless your doctor is criminally insane, I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (Pz4pT)

I was given fentanyl and dilaudid for a kidney stone once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sZJfc)

97 Don Lemon is freaking out

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

98 "No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT) "

Eh, rich and famous guy like Petty could definitely find a doc willing to write a script for it. But mixed will all that other shit? That screams recreational use to me.

And I say that as someone who had a pill problem for a couple years.

But even I knew to stay the fuck away from fentanyl. I stole pills from my grandma. Zolpidem, hydrocodone, alprazolam, diazepam. I was a big piece of shit. But I wasn't suicidal enough to take her fentanyl patches.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (uuwor)

99 I'm not even going to attempt the guess the girl thing. I'm sure an unsettling number of the characters are boys.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

100 Australian Open is on the ESJWN channel. Pretty good match between Halep and Davis (USA), except the Halep chick is straining to drop a turd after every shot.

Last set, it's 11-11, 40-40. Yikes




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)

101 Shut it down, fire about 15% off the top, throw the crooks in jail. I'm cool with any Republicans that are caught up in this mess going bye-bye too, as they undoubtedly are.

Yank their pensions. I believe any federal position open for 90 days is considered vacant? Shit can them too. Plenty of room on the calender for new, interesting and memorable holidays. Waay past time. Washington city needs an Enema. Let's do this!
Posted by: Common Tater


All that, plus the sexual harassers in congress whose alleged victims the taxpayers had to pay off? They need to return the money to the treasury out of their own pockets. I don't think we should have to pay for their screwing around.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

102 Well, this is annoying. I got a $200 Visa gift card from my employer about 6 months ago and thought "Hey, I'm not going to spend this now. I'll wait until I go on vacation and use it then." So I tucked it away in a safe place. It's so safe I can't remember where the hell I put it. I don't need for another 2 months - but still, it's pissing me off that I don't know where it is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (P8951)

103 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)


Day ending in "y"?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (h2Bdk)

104 58 Went to Fenton Glass in WV many years ago. All hand blown glass. Awesome stuff. Too bad they went tits up.

Posted by: Deplorable Fedreral Employee at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (iiixZ)


Skilled scientific glassblowers are in high demand. And by that I mean there are probably less than 100 true experts in the entire world... heck, probably less than a dozen true masters.

If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.

I've use glassware from the very best. It's easy to get spoiled by such perfection.

Posted by: The Scientific Hat at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (itfg0)

105 Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a
tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.
---
At sea?

I think we win that easy. It's not like they can give a couple of hundred guys flippers and rifles and reach us a couple hundred miles of the coast.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (XQvuQ)

106 Cloture vote in Senate going down. Not even close.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (OAlmw)

107 SRV - Little Wing - studio version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An4uDegHB8s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (tRaq7)

108 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

Is he crying tears of rage?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

109 [Looks at captcha]

The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the Genshiken sequel.

[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)

110 All that, plus the sexual harassers in congress whose alleged victims the taxpayers had to pay off? They need to return the money to the treasury out of their own pockets. I don't think we should have to pay for their screwing around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


Preach it, sister! I don't understand why the public gave that one a shrug.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (h2Bdk)

111 "I'm not even going to attempt the guess the girl thing. I'm sure an unsettling number of the characters are boys.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs) "

6 of them by my count. Potentially 7 if the one not in the tic-tac-toe picture is also a dude, which I think is likely.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (uuwor)

112 Speaking of traps, here's one Maetenlock put up a while back when he was doing the ONT. THose of the "spot the tranny" which was a trap, as they were all trannies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsmbro3

THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

113 There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

And don't all of those contribute to osteoporosis, a fractured hip being one of the issues he was taking those painkillers for?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (2kiKp)

114 but still, it's pissing me off that I don't know where it is.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
-----------

Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (nBBdT)

115 New citizenship test:

Nice shady awning with benches, water, and a big bowl of Tide Pods just across the border.

Posted by: Magically Delicious at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (hGrzS)

116 fantasyanime.com has Record Of Lodoss War. Apparently it`s an Anime based on a Manga based on a Japanese RPG which is based on D&D.

It really is a lot like watching a D&D game put to a cartoon. Down to the dwarf and elf bickering.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

117 Hey Donna.

Did you scour your wallet? I've been known to put things in spots in my wallet, then have trouble finding them again.

The gift card could also be tucked away in your checkbook...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

118 I've read that some people are known to take spent spent Duragesic (fentanyl) patches and extract the contents which still contain a lot of fentanyl...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (e9G8E)

119 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Broke a nail?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (peJQi)

120 109 [Looks at captcha]

The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the Genshiken sequel.

[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]
Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)


I knew I recognized that one from somewhere.

I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

121 Don Lemon is freaking out
--

They've been freaking out since Nov. 2016. I think that's their standard emotion now.

/please report when they are calm and not lying.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (aT+Bx)

122 That poor dog looks like someone dressed him up and is sending him on a blind date...and he doesn't want to go.

"Dammit mom, I don't care if she has a great personality!"

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (iX3+9)

123 The Scientific Hat

I remember we had the scientific glassblower discussion on an ONT over a year ago. We've had some neato-keano stuff made for us.

My Mitsugi Ohno Klein Bottle is my prized nic-nac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (hyuyC)

124 If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.




Posted by: The Scientific Hat at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (itfg0)


When I was a teen I had a chance to learn how to make neon signs by hand from a guy who had retired from the business after 50+ years. Wasted that opportunity.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (yzxic)

125 THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

That's highly disconcerting.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

126 Nice shady awning with benches, water, and a big bowl of Tide Pods just across the border.
Posted by: Magically Delicious a

What flavor pods?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (5wCUq)

127 119 Broke a nail?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (peJQi)

ingrown bikini wax hair

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (hscyr)

128 Oh great. Global warming caused the Polar Vortex which is now driving iguanas extinct. Humans really do suck, don't they?

Posted by: Al Gore at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (/qEW2)

129 Select all pictures with girls?

All I saw was cartoons.



Paging kbdabear

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of ire break gas at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (NU2/k)

130 The slow knife penetrates the shield...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (lLeln)

131 "Did you scour your wallet? I've been known to put things in spots in my wallet, then have trouble finding them again."

I know it's not there. I got a new wallet a few weeks ago and made the transfer and it wasn't there. I would not have stored it there though, because I wouldn't have wanted to mistake it for one of my regular credit cards and used it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (P8951)

132 Looks at captcha

That's animie, right? Stuff has creeped me out since childhood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (iX3+9)

133 The sad truth is, no one, not even the closest of family members, will ever know the line between suicide and "accidental" overdose.

So true.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

134 I'm ending an emotionally draining stressful day.
I had a really good conversation with Jim today. He asked for the time of the celebration of Faye's life.
Just so my hordling friends know it will be Monday, January 29 at South View Alliance Church in Calgary beginning at 1 p.m. MST
I've been trying to talk to cfomom but every time I went to do it I would get three calls coming in simultaneously.
I have bought a ticket to the Philippines.
The Horde is awesome.
I love all of you.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (nBr1j)

135 years ago, Jenna Jameson did an appearance on the Howard Stern show. Her producer was very proud of the fact that the porn company was letting them do the movie (or let them do the movie) on film instead of video. He called this honor a stigmata.

no, I am not making this up

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (ILitO)

136 I like how dems are still relying on their faulty polls

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (PUmDY)

137 The beloved musician's system showed traces of
fentanyl, oxycodone, temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl
and despropionyl fentanyl, according to a statement from Jonathan Lucas,
the chief medical examiner for the coroner's office.



In a message posted on Facebook, Petty's wife and daughter confirmed he was taking a mix of drugs to treat health issues.



Uh huh. From wikipedia:



Acetylfentanyl (acetyl fentanyl) is an opioid analgesic drug that
is an analog of fentanyl. Studies have estimated acetylfentanyl to be
fifteen times more potent than morphine. It has never been licensed for
medical use and instead only been sold as a designer drug.



There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half
dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except
"junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

I believe despropionyl fentanyl is another illegal knock off fentanyl analog frequently mixed with heroin. I'm not saying that Petty wasn't taking these drugs because he was in pain. I'm just saying he was dangerously playing street pharmacologist.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (FTXAT)

138 Oh wow, Lodoss War. That brings me back quite a bit.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (uuwor)

139 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"

"Where are my glasses?"

Above your forehead where you just slid them.

"Thanks. Now why did I walk into this room?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (tRaq7)

140 @116 fantasyanime.com has Record Of Lodoss War. Apparently it`s an Anime based on a Manga based on a Japanese RPG which is based on D&D.

It really is a lot like watching a D&D game put to a cartoon. Down to the dwarf and elf bickering.
--------------------------

It was a pretty popular series too, back in the day. Of course, they made it back when the story was still only half complete, and had to make up the ending. And that explained why the "sort of sequel" series had two dead characters very much alive and well.

There was a later Lodoss series that incorporated the official ending, but it sucked. Don't know if that's because the actual ending really did suck, or if it was the fault of the riders for the new series.


Having said that, both of the elves were hawt. Probably still are.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (mJxCG)

141 I knew I recognized that one from somewhere.

I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

Yeah, I never finished it.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (hfClf)

142 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just
had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"


Look in your other hand.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Nyyc4)

143 We. Are. Not. Calm!

Posted by: Don Lemon's Tits at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (fUJvh)

144 Mike Rowe.
Note to self. Self, do not piss this guy off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (0tfLf)

145 Make that security guard a border patrolman! Keep would be dreamers out until the wall is up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

146 I've read that some people are known to take spent spent Duragesic (fentanyl) patches and extract the contents which still contain a lot of fentanyl...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (e9G8E)


It takes a good amount of care and precision to extract fentanyl from patches... not a trait commonly found among abusers. So the OD rate is dramatically higher with fentanyl than heroin.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:32 PM (Pz4pT)

147 @120 I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.
----------------

Never seen it/ read it. But from what I've heard, the author let her(?) love of yaio get away from her in the second one.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (mJxCG)

148 DON LEMON IS FREAKING OUT???

Posted by: AL Sharpton at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (BLjCA)

149 Donna, you should be able to get the card info from your employer and have it cancelled and have a new one issued.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (eq7gs)

150 72 The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone,
temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl
fentanyl.


Like reading the ingredients in a bottle of Drano.
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (BLjCA)

This reads like murder. Dealers are making counterfeit pills using cheap Chinese fentanyl. And they do it on purpose, the adding of fentanyl.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (jeefx)

151 The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers, Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm forgetting.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (uuwor)

152 Make that security guard a border patrolman! Keep would be dreamers out until the wall is up.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

How do you say "You done fucked with the wrong one" in Spanish?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (5wCUq)

153 When I was a teen I had a chance to learn how to make neon signs by hand from a guy who had retired from the business after 50+ years. Wasted that opportunity.
Posted by: Country Singer
---
Put me on the list of shoulda, coulda, woulda. I had a chance to apprentice to the Italian stone carvers at the National Cathedral in DC. Didn't take it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (tr2D7)

154 >>That's highly disconcerting.

Well, those are the top tier, but that's why those pervs with the chicks-with-dicks kind go to Bangkok. Our trannies are mostly Caitlyns. Ugly as shit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

155 It was a pretty popular series too, back in the day. Of course, they made it back when the story was still only half complete, and had to make up the ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4S9NuI6NKo

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (h2Bdk)

156 Northernlurker, I'm sorry about your loss.

Hope the celebration and trip go smoothly.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8OMyt)

157 I love all of you.

Back at you, NL.

When this is past and you have some time, email me and let's chat.

Luv ya and may God preserve you and your family.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (tRaq7)

158 Well, that captcha certainly gives new meaning to the term "MILF".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (bsdd3)

159 >>>How do you say "You done fucked with the wrong one" in Spanish?

"Bang!"

Posted by: Real Gun at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (fUJvh)

160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (uuwor)

161 @151 The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers, Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm forgetting.
-----------------

Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.

And evil Isaac Newton.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (mJxCG)

162 Well, those are the top tier, but that's why those pervs with the chicks-with-dicks kind go to Bangkok. Our trannies are mostly Caitlyns. Ugly as shit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (sZJfc)

163 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

++++

It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (FUu/Z)

164 God bless you NL. We're all there for you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (5wCUq)

165 NL,
Was you wife from the Philippines?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (kufk0)

166 123 The Scientific Hat

I remember we had the scientific glassblower discussion on an ONT over a year ago. We've had some neato-keano stuff made for us.

My Mitsugi Ohno Klein Bottle is my prized nic-nac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (hyuyC)


It's too bad that you can't get a Bachelors degree in skilled specialties such as this. It has sadly become expected that one with a Bachelors degree is preferable to one who isn't... regardless of what that degree is in.

Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.

I'd go so far as to dismiss any Ph.D. program that did not follow that model.

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)

167 God bless, NL. We love ya, brother.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

168 "Well, that captcha certainly gives new meaning to the term "MILF".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (bsdd3) "

I think most of those characters are teenagers. And one not even that old. (Bottom left is a child, from 4chan's favorite all-time anime)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (uuwor)

169 As far as I know, Mike Rowe has never made an overtly political statement. But he champions the forgotten people who do deplorable jobs - and so that's enough for the left to revile him as an anti-science wingnut fascist.

You might try not to pick a side. The left is insisting that you do.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (P8951)

170 Bottom middle and top right is a girl - same character, actually.


Trick question. They're all drawings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (WbIyz)

171 160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (uuwor)


Yeah. Like I said, the first one was pretty good. They introduced a new cast in the second one (it takes place in a school), and they basically made it all about how it's okay to be a tranny. It was pretty preachy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (h2Bdk)

172 Northern Lurker, so glad to 'see' you.

Let us know before you take off for the Phillipines!

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (iX3+9)

173 Glass video very cool Weirdave.
Mesmerizing.
I wonder if it is a dying art. Hope not.
Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel


My parents collected antique art glass. My dad could tell you all about the different types, how they got the colors, how they got the iridescence, and so on.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

174 Hip pain is a most trying pain. Every move you make is painful.

You have NO idea unless you've had some.

He had a cracked hip that became a broken hip. I have no way of understanding how he managed that except with excessive doses of pain killer.

I've had arthritis pain and gout pain and kidney stone pain.

I KNOW what pain is like and can withstand most except gout pain.

With some meds the arthritis pain is stand able. When my hips went wonky (both) even my regular pain killer was not up to dulling it when it would shoot through my leg and into my spine.

I've just started coming out of it and i could understand how it can be easy to forget how much and when you took your last pain meds. You become disoriented, lose track of time and how much you took. Even with the low acting stuff I take it's a risk so I made myself endure some just to be sure.

He had MUCH more than I did I'm guessing. And he was tired and worn out. Where the hell was his family? This devoted family we're seeing now? Why wasn't somebody with him all the time? Making sure he wasn't taking too much or that it was under control? I am not happy with them from what we're hearing or seeing.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (RwBDG)

175 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (sZJfc)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ THERE IS NO GAP!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Pz4pT)

176 "Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.

And evil Isaac Newton.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (mJxCG) "

Oh right, Escaflowne. Speaking of which, Dilandau would also fit quite well in that captcha.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (uuwor)

177 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

Would I know?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (h2Bdk)

178 Hope you have a good send off, Northernlurker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (sZJfc)

179 "No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain
scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


My son was on fentanyl patches when I finally found a doctor who would actually treat his back pain between surgeries. It was the only pain medication that wasn't either ineffective or an allergen to him. Those patches were a Godsend as they brought his level 10 pain down to a 4 or 5 so he could function enough to do home bound schooling and play video games with his friends. The months before that, all he could do was lay very still in bed and use all his concentration to keep the pain at bay.




I HATE that fentanyl is being demonized in this "opioid crisis" when the stuff that is killing people is not the prescriptions that help people like my son.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (FTXAT)

180 @160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....
------------------

Again, never seen it. But apparently one of the female characters in the first season is a yaoi fan. And from what I understand she ends up persuading most of the group in the second season to enjoy it as well. Mind you, I'm not saying that any of the characters in the show are actually involved in it.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (mJxCG)

181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)

182 >>>163
If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?



++++



It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (FUu/Z)
*******
One could always just then pretend she's an American!
I denounce myself...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (e9G8E)

183 NL-her love is with you always. Bless you and your family.

Posted by: Abby at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (rNiRH)

184 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?


I assumed she was just thinking of England.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (WbIyz)

185 Uh, those captcha pics look like children.

One is a cat person.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (iX3+9)

186 >> Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?

That doesn't matter. In the Strangelovian Doomsday re-population of the earth plan, with 10 gals to every horndog wouldn't need them at all. They can't get pregnant.

So, we can tolerate a tranny gap. Although you'd think the Caitlyns of the world would look at that and just shit, I can't compete and give it up. They're men, damn it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

187 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
----
Cant definitely say but I do remember an encounter with a woman that was an epileptic. At first I thought, Wow! She is really digging this! I mean, really digging this. Wait a minute. . . .

I denounce myself. But only a little.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (tr2D7)

188 WeirdDave, thanks for the Rowe link. I knew liberals were fools about science when that line, "The science is settled" came out. The science is never settled. Any fifth grader should know that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

189 112 Speaking of traps, here's one Maetenlock put up a while back when he was doing the ONT. THose of the "spot the tranny" which was a trap, as they were all trannies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsmbro3

THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

They look younger than Jon Benet Ramsey.

Delete this!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (jeefx)

190 "a stigmata"

'least we know Stern isn't a Greek homo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

191 149
Donna, you should be able to get the card info from your employer and have it cancelled and have a new one issued.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (eq7gs)

I'll do that if I don't find it within a few weeks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (P8951)

192 "He had MUCH more than I did I'm guessing. And he was tired and worn out. Where the hell was his family? This devoted family we're seeing now? Why wasn't somebody with him all the time? Making sure he wasn't taking too much or that it was under control? I am not happy with them from what we're hearing or seeing.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (RwBDG) "

Well, from the perspective of an ex-junkie, you try your best to hide it.

Then again, I was in my 20's, not my 60's, so they probably should have known better, even if he said he didn't need help/supervision.

But he's also a touring rock star, so they couldn't exactly babysit him.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (uuwor)

193 @176 Oh right, Escaflowne. Speaking of which, Dilandau would also fit quite well in that captcha.
-------------------

True...

Which begs the question - would Dilandau count as a guy or a girl?

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (mJxCG)

194 When I climb on, cut the ropes.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (WbIyz)

195 It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

On the one hand, cognitive functions continue for several minutes after the heart stops pumping blood to the brain, so there's evidence of awareness for a few minutes (about 4:00, IIRC) as the body shuts down in death.

On the other hand, y'all are just awful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (tRaq7)

196 165 NL,
Was you wife from the Philippines?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (kufk0)

Saskatchewan farm girl pasty white.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)

197 Still in my prayers, Northern Lurker!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (P8951)

198 WD, Thanks for another great ONT. The glass worker is especially interesting. Damn! I admire real craftsmanship.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (V+03K)

199 114 Mike Hammer -- Ain't that the truth. Himself brought the newspaper in this afternoon and handed it to me. I slid it out of its little orange dog poop picker-upper, looked away for a couple of seconds and the damned thing had totally vanished. I tore the entire room apart, and finally realized it had merely slid down inside my chair. All that wasted energy. . .

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (T3JzS)

200
If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.

I've use glassware from the very best. It's easy to get spoiled by such perfection.
Posted by: The Scientific Hat
---------------

While on staff at well-known school (which shall remain anonymous, for their own protection) we had a life-long professional scientific glass maker. The guy learned his art at the Mayo Clinic.

He was insanely good. Things you could not imagine being made on account of complexity, he would just nonchalantly knock out. I have a couple of pieces he made.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (c/EDo)

201 Ruben Navarette at FB:

"A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees. Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

202 181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)

Is this pasta?

If not, it should be.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (jeefx)

203 Top right is Asuna from Sword Art Online - normal girl

1: ?
2: ?
3: Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club - reverse trap
4: Felix from Re:Zero - trap
5: ?
6: Naoto from Persona 4 - reverse trap
7: ?
8: Same as 3
9: Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha - trap

Give the theme I'm guessing all 9 are either traps or reverse traps

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf)

204 Out of the shadows is the last resort for a worthless argument

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

205 "Keep a thing 7 years, and you'll find a use for it."
OFA, 01/19/18.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (VtdVB)

206 But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)


========

As long as asians aren't your thing, there's no risk.

I think Thailand should sell them to China. Provide substitutes for their men (due to the gender discrepancy) *and* keep the population down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (/qEW2)

207 Can you finish up while doing CPR?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (5wCUq)

208 Newton used to hang counterfeiters, so can't have been that bad.

He was a bit of a spergie about alchemy and Christianity though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

209 Give the theme I'm guessing all 9 are either traps or reverse traps
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf)

Reverse trap?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

210 Can you finish up while doing CPR?


That's not how you intubate!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (WbIyz)

211 Can you finish up while doing CPR?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
---
One more laugh noted on the list on why I am going to hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (tr2D7)

212 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...

How would you know ?

Posted by: AL Sharpton at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (BLjCA)

213 "True...

Which begs the question - would Dilandau count as a guy or a girl?

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (mJxCG) "

It's been a while since I saw it - did they actually do a full addadictomy on Dilandau, magical or otherwise? I know he was brainwashed into thinking he was a guy (mostly so he'd forget he was whatshisname's sister), but I don't remember if he had the, uh, equipment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (uuwor)

214 Heh. Newark is a company town already. It is owned lock stock and barrel by Prudential Insurance Co. of America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (EZebt)

215 What's a reverse trap?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)

216 @208 Newton used to hang counterfeiters, so can't have been that bad.
----------------------

Escaflowne takes his love of the occult, and basically goes off the deep end with it. It's one of those things that can't really be explained. You have to watch the series to understand it. I can't remember whether it's even actually stated that the character is Newton, though the images on the screen make it clear that he is.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (mJxCG)

217 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

219 It takes a good amount of care and precision to
extract fentanyl from patches... not a trait commonly found among
abusers. So the OD rate is dramatically higher with fentanyl than
heroin.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:32 PM (Pz4pT)

In Virginia at least, submissions to the Department of Forensic Science of prescription fentanyl have been stead for over a decade at a very low level (25-27 samples a year). In contrast, in 2016 DFS analyzed almost 2000 samples of illicitly produced fentanyl (either from drug busts of as part of overdose cases. It is not prescription fentanyl that is killing people. It is illicit fentanyl produced in China and Mexico.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (FTXAT)

220 redbanzai, I don't demonize any drug. The opioid crisis exists not because doctors wanted a lot of people to become addicts, but because opioids *work* - that's why they got prescribed so heavily.

Fentanyl does have a very high risk of becoming a drug of abuse, but that doesn't mean it has no medical function.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (uuwor)

221 >> They look younger than Jon Benet Ramsey.

Relax. For the record I looked up the age requirements for Miss Tiffany's. It's 18 - 25.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)

222 Can you finish up while doing CPR?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (5wCUq)


We've got the paddles ready and charged, sir, what part of "clear" do you not understand?

Posted by: Pair-o-Medics at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (Pz4pT)

223 So if Flake, Miss Lindsey and Rand had just voted yes, we could have had our CR? For fucks sake. Not that i care about a shitdown, but that is just plain stupid. Not only did you just diminish Trumps leverage for the dumbass daca deadline in March, you gave cover to 8 shitty dems we need to beat in the fall and we need them on record for terrible votes (or at least voting with us) Good lord these fools have no idea what they are doing. And as far as im concerned, rand is just as bad as flake. If you keep ending up on the side of the dem votes, you can just take your principles across the aisle. Stupid crunchy nutjob.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (67sg6)

224 I thought it was the slow knife that' penetrates the shields.

A teaching of Gurney Halleck to the young Paul Atriedes.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (brIR5)

225 142 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just
had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"


Must be nice to be that young. Several times, said object was still in my hand.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (cW490)

226 Reverse trap being a girl meant to fool you into thinking it's a guy - the opposite of the standard trap.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

227 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)


You keyed on that.

I keyed on: Top right is - normal girl

Something strange going on here.

Posted by: dDan at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (hwYmz)

228 218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)


I liked it too. I watched the first two. The first one was better.

SAO wasn't great, but I'll never understand how it became fashionable to treat it as the Worst Anime Ever.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (h2Bdk)

229 217 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

The things I learn here.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

230 So - The other day I heard from an old friend who has lived in San Diego for 30 years. She absolutely loved it when she and her husband moved there. Paradise! Now she wants very much to get out of Cali. They have 3 kids and although they make good money (or what would be good money anywhere but Cali and NYC) she says they're just scrapping by. She's upset by the illegals. She's upset by all the stupid laws and taxes.They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)

231 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I think that's why nature set it up so that older women don't get pregnant.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

232
Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.


I did that when I was a Tool and Diemaker. Good ol' Rupert, my mentor. Funny guy. Drank like a fish but knew his stuff really well and enjoyed teaching. His son who also worked in that shop was another thing altogether, tho'.

Wherever you are Rupert, I still think of you fondly. Hope you're resting well and teaching angels how to make metal-forming dies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

234 Nice Anime Trap Bait WierdDave. Now we know who all the nazis are because anime!

Posted by: The Atlantic's honeypot profile of Richard Spencer at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (g4lFK)

235 233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

The Japanese are weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

236 @213 It's been a while since I saw it - did they actually do a full addadictomy on Dilandau, magical or otherwise? I know he was brainwashed into thinking he was a guy (mostly so he'd forget he was whatshisname's sister), but I don't remember if he had the, uh, equipment.
----------------------

I don't know if they ever explicitly stated that Dilandau was a guy, but I think the implication was pretty clear (especially since it's not until late in the series that there's any reason to think that Dilandau hasn't always been a guy). My guess is that if they hadn't intended Dilandau to have been turned fully male, then they would have said something after the reveal about the character's backstory.

And then, of course, the changes all revert at the end.

So... imo female in the backstory, male through most of the series, and female again at the end.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (mJxCG)

237 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

The things I learn here.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)


Funny thing is, people who never get trapped, coming or going, are the ones not having sex with strangers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (Pz4pT)

238 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (cW490)

239 For the first time in a long time, I just took a peek at Hollywood Elsewhere.

Thank God, no political posts. But it turns out that in 2018, a film called The Other Side Of The Wind is going to be released, most likely in limited venues and then on Netflix.

It's a film that Orson Welles started making... in 1967(!). And one of Welles' original backers for the project was... the Pahlavi government in Iran. Good grief, talk about a long and tortured backstory for one movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

240 williowed on the last thread...

Contact your congresscritter, alter this it's what I sent...

My first question is are you among the 115 Reps who have read the FISA memo? If not why not?
Secondly, will you vote to release this to the public? If not why not?
I feel the American public needs to know about a possible subversion of our electoral process. And it appears that was done by our own employees, not the Russians with "collusion" with the Trump campaign.
Please respond, as I got no response to my last email to you. No response equals no vote for you.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)

241 They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)


That's why I'm still in CA. If an asteroid wiped out my family I'd be on the road to greener pastures the next day.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (h2Bdk)

242 Also, according to Hollywood Elsewhere, Hollywood is tearing itself apart over the latest Woody Allen allegations.

Good. They deserve the aggravation, and then some.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

243 redbanzai, I don't demonize any drug. The opioid
crisis exists not because doctors wanted a lot of people to become
addicts, but because opioids *work* - that's why they got prescribed so
heavily.

Fentanyl does have a very high risk of becoming a drug of abuse, but that doesn't mean it has no medical function.



Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (uuwor)

Not you bro... the news though never accurately reports this and, as a consequence a legit drug gets harder for legit patients to get.

Also, (prescription) fentanyl really does not have a high risk than other drugs... except for junkies that will find a drug of abuse, the rate of addiction for opioid pain medications including fentanyl is very low (.24% in the last insurance pool I studied... that number includes both heroin and prescription drugs since they are all lumped together as opioids).

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (FTXAT)

244 I don't get the "barrel" joke. I searched on animals dancing barrel. And I'm too dense to see any connection between that and formatting errors.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (/qEW2)

245 166 123 The Doctoral Hat

In the sciences that used to be the standard. Master teaching apprentice, until they walk, research, and get funding on their own.

The pressure on the discretionary budget leads to a very low award level. 10-20% of all grant requests make it.

Science today has some issues, from fraud and funding all the way to diversity over merit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (hyuyC)

246 @228 SAO wasn't great, but I'll never understand how it became fashionable to treat it as the Worst Anime Ever.
--------------------

No doubt the usual stuff about hype. Plus the belief that Kirito is a bit too much of a Marty Stu.

And speaking of the topic at hand with tonight's ONT, there's the bit in the third game (the one where everyone uses guns) where he gets mistaken for a girl because his physical body atrophied while he was trapped in the first game, and the third game builds an in-game avatar based on your real world body.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (mJxCG)

247 226 Reverse trap being a girl meant to fool you into thinking it's a guy - the opposite of the standard trap.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

++++

It's an Oscar winner if you can pull it off.

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (pvjTE)

248 Donna and Ace's Liver:

You describe my situation about staying in California to a T. I wish so much at this stage I could go to NV or AZ, it's not even funny anymore.

I do have family living near the Colorado river, in Arizona. I've wondered if maybe I could at least go live with them on a seasonal basis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

249 "By the Babe Unborn" by G.K. Chesterton

If trees were tall and grasses short,
As in some crazy tale,
If here and there a sea were blue
Beyond the breaking pale,

If a fixed fire hung in the air
To warm me one day through,
If deep green hair grew on great hills,
I know what I should do.

In dark I lie; dreaming that there
Are great eyes cold or kind,
And twisted streets and silent doors,
And living men behind.

Let storm clouds come: better an hour,
And leave to weep and fight,
Than all the ages I have ruled
The empires of the night.

I think that if they gave me leave
Within the world to stand,
I would be good through all the day
I spent in fairyland.

They should not hear a word from me
Of selfishness or scorn,
If only I could find the door,
If only I were born.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (Ndje9)

250 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...


****

Better up your game.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (0tfLf)

251

Bane's Tactical military pants > Batman's utility belt

Stop pretending you don't have a condom during Sharkweek and Chill with your tinder date.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)

252
So if Flake, Miss Lindsey and Rand had just voted yes, we could have
had our CR? For fucks sake. Not that i care about a shitdown, but that
is just plain stupid. Not only did you just diminish Trumps leverage for
the dumbass daca deadline in March, you gave cover to 8 shitty dems we
need to beat in the fall and we need them on record for terrible votes
(or at least voting with us) Good lord these fools have no idea what
they are doing. And as far as im concerned, rand is just as bad as
flake. If you keep ending up on the side of the dem votes, you can just
take your principles across the aisle. Stupid crunchy nutjob.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (67sg6)

I didn't want the CR and I don't think this weakens Trump's position at all... the shutdown is on the Dems and I welcome it.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (FTXAT)

253 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy

I nominate this for Thread Winner.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (5wCUq)

254 Time to wish all you good people a wonderful night and a serene weekend.

See you later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:57 PM (hyuyC)

255 250 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...


****

Better up your game.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (0tfLf)

Or maybe turn it down a tad. YMMV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sZJfc)

256 Night NaClyDog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sZJfc)

257 241 They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them. "

Sun City just outside of Phoenix is a REAL nice place. just sayin'.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (V2Yro)

258 Northernlurker--I'm so terribly sorry to learn of your loss. Prayers for courage and healing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (nxBpZ)

259 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

++++

It's an Oscar winner if you can pull it off.
Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (pvjTE)


Sux much harder in real life tho.

Posted by: Zombie Teena Brandon at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (Pz4pT)

260 Tom Servo, yup.

So, I've heard, is Incline Village in northern NV. Pricey though, I believe; it looks like Laguna Niguel here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (eMKNe)

261 None of the images are girls, unless you live in cartoon dystopia. Real girls have scent, cartoon characters have no scent. Get real, use your nose, sniff the pheromones.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (C8LGv)

262 Yeah, SAO got lots of hype, plus most anime fans are massive snarky cunt-waffles that are easily herded, so when some people started turning on the show, a lot of others jumped on board.

I only saw Season 1, thought it was perfectly decent, but I'd never go back and watch more now that the market has been just completely saturated with another world/Isekai shows. Log Horizon and Overlord seem to be better shows, anyway.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (uuwor)

263 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

264 Tom Petty. My favorite Rickenbacker man! Hell of an artist. R.I.P.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (bJ0w+)

265 So are we throwing a party when midnight hits and the government shuts down?

Posted by: T at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (MmeCn)

266 "None of the images are girls, unless you live in cartoon dystopia. Real girls have scent, cartoon characters have no scent. Get real, use your nose, sniff the pheromones.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (C8LGv) "

B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (uuwor)

267 Redbanzai- i dont want a bs CR either, but i am so sick and tired of these same senate dickheads screwing around on our votes. Can we ever count on them to make the right votes? Nope.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

268 Hah! I'll second a threadwinner nod for the Teddy joke. Well played.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (uuwor)

269 I think most of those characters are teenagers. And one not even that old. (Bottom left is a child, from 4chan's favorite all-time anime)
Posted by: broseidon,

Was trying to make a joke incorporating the word Manga, rather than Mom.

I failed.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (bsdd3)

270 Reverse trap is when what you think is goat is man wearing a goat costume.

Posted by: Afghani farmer at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (/qEW2)

271 I think dems plan is to just have a shutdown through trumps SOTU.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

272 Cant definitely say but I do remember an encounter with a woman that was an epileptic. At first I thought, Wow! She is really digging this! I mean, really digging this. Wait a minute. . . .

I denounce myself. But only a little.
Posted by: Tonypete


Okay, I might be going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

273 Notice how everyone of the Amazon HQ2 finalist locations are bluer than the deep blue sea. If your county voted for Trump, there was no chance you were going to make the cut.

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+yY4e)

274 Why did that robber think his gun was fake?

His gun was real when he was forcibly coercing the worker with it. His gun was real when he was strutting around putting cigarettes in the backpack. It doesn't matter if it was a finger pointed pew-pew style in his hoodies' front pocket, either.

Bank rules apply, idiots. If you want me to act like you're armed, then don't be surprised when I act like you're armed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (ks6bw)

275 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)


Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (Pz4pT)

276 I nominate this for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (5wCUq)

--Thirded.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (8OMyt)

277 Petty also had emphysema. That couldn't have been pleasant. Especially for a singer---even if, truth be told, he'd been mostly talk-singing over the music.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (mc8++)

278 Top right is Asuna from Sword Art Online - normal girl

1: ?
2: Nagihiki Fujisaki from Shugo Chara! - trap
3: Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club - reverse trap
4: Felix from Re:Zero - trap
5: ?
6: Naoto from Persona 4 - reverse trap
7: Pico from Boku no Pico - trap
8: Same as 3
9: Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha - trap

updated - just 2 unknowns left

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (gDSJf)

279 218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)


Never got into Sword Art Online.

The "RPG" novels/manga/anime of recent years that I enjoyed included:

Goblin Slayer -- Always made clear that the goblins were evil... through demonstrated rape, murder, arson, and rape.

KonaSuba (God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!) -- A good combination of parody/adventure of RPG tropes where all the main characters are messed up/flawed but still entertaining.

Death March through the Parallel World Rhapsody -- Comes close to the "Mary Sue" trope, but escapes it, in part due to rational and informed thinking. Also recognizes that slavery would exist in most of these fantasy settings.

Is it OK to pick up girls in a dungeon? -- An unfortunate title, there is good world building, interesting and complex characters, and an explanation for why a potential "Mary Sue" ain't.

Rokka no Yuusha (i.e. Braves of the Six Flowers) -- The novels have been some of the few where I've been compelled (even if it is in translation) to scrutinize the particulars to figure out just what the climax would be.

There are probably more, but those are what stuck out in my mind at the moment...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (itfg0)

280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

281 Miss lindsay: 30 days is not acceptable but a 3 week deal is fine. Makes sense, you curious cuck.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:05 PM (67sg6)

282 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..


******

With the girls I date I can never be sure.

Posted by: A horny possum at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (wPiJc)

283 "A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees. Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."
Posted by: qdpsteve


Let's see, what terrible calamities will befall me if there is no money to run the department of edjumacation? None.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

284 Redbanzai- i dont want a bs CR either, but i am so
sick and tired of these same senate dickheads screwing around on our
votes. Can we ever count on them to make the right votes? Nope.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

Let them shut it down and let Trump stand up for us and say he will not betray his voters by signing anything that includes amnesty for any illegals... including dreamers. I think congress will blink long before Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (FTXAT)

285 Looks like the cave will happen tomorrow per Mulvaney. Well it was nice to see the GOP with a backbone for a gew hours at least.

Baby steps i suppose....

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (SZjBg)

286 Can we move on from this anime crap?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (67sg6)

287 Broseidon,

A few words of advise, never get close enough to sniff a komodo dragon. Unless you want to be breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (C8LGv)

288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.

Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)

289 I believe that for one of the few times since he was elected, Trump is going to set and own the narrative this next week and through the SOTU. Dumb Democrats are playing with fire by shutting down.

But Trump put them in one of his classic no-win situations from the moment he suspended their precious DACA. Problem for them is that in this side of the no-win, the Dems lose much more in the near term.

You haven't gotten to watch the Democrats play defense very much since 11/8/16 because it has been a constant offensive assault with the sole purpose of crowding marketing genius Trump out.

Sit back and enjoy.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (rv0Fo)

290 275 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me."

I have a sister in law that just bought a beautiful patio home there. not that big and kind of pricy ($365K) but her back window looks straight out onto the red rock cliffs that are over the valley, and she can hear the coyotes howling at night from them. She sent me pictures of the inside and outside, and it's a gorgeous place.

It's still a little new-agey and touchy feely for my taste, but it's been experiencing a population boom too, so now most of the people there are investment specialists and real estate agents and doctors and lawyers, basically the same kind of people you find anywhere in an upscale market.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (V2Yro)

291 Fell asleep for awhile, there.

For anyone looking to donate to Northernlurker's funeral expenses, please email me and I'll pass along the information.

If you see any odd emails in your inbox, please confirm the information with me.

home made gravy71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

Thank all of you for your charity thus far.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

292 There are probably more, but those are what stuck out in my mind at the moment...
Posted by: xxxxxxx at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (itfg0)


I really enjoyed Sakurada Reset. It was clever.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (h2Bdk)

293 I fear tomorrow. A world without non-essential government is something I'm unprepared for.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (cW490)

294 Ok, these fvckheads have been voting in the Senate for an hour to 'limit debate'. It looks like that will fail. They are 'waiting fr Bitch McConnell to return to the floor.

Does that mean they now go through the full X hours of debate on this CR?

That is what it appears is happening to me.






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (8iiMU)

295 Would you have wanted 50k progs mov___ into a red area and turning it blue?

That may happen if it's Atlanta by the way. 50k new Dems will make GA very competitive for Dems.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (SZjBg)

296 Willowed in the last thread:

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)


I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

297 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown
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But that's as far as we go. #MeToo

Posted by: Specialty Laboratory Glassware at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (rv0Fo)

298 "A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees.
Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."


Posted by: qdpsteve

---

The news agencies would be in full 24 hour mode to report on the shutdown, because otherwise very few people would notice. Which, for the reason you stated above, would be very, very bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (ks6bw)

299 I'm going to have to redo a bunch of completed animation. Luckily, none of you will have to worry about the result.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

300 288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.
Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)


I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)

301 anime is weird and I say that as a fan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

302 @262 I only saw Season 1, thought it was perfectly decent, but I'd never go back and watch more now that the market has been just completely saturated with another world/Isekai shows. Log Horizon and Overlord seem to be better shows, anyway.
-----------------------

SAO appears to be trying to go the .Hack route, with a bunch of new video game releases that (I think) are supposed to expand the story.

And on a related note, the second .Hack game series just recently appeared for sale on Steam.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (mJxCG)

303 230 So - The other day I heard from an old friend who has lived in San Diego for 30 years. She absolutely loved it when she and her husband moved there. Paradise! Now she wants very much to get out of Cali. They have 3 kids and although they make good money (or what would be good money anywhere but Cali and NYC) she says they're just scrapping by. She's upset by the illegals. She's upset by all the stupid laws and taxes.They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)


There are so many who are trapped. Sooner or later, they won't be. It is then that their escape will crescendo into utter collapse of a once venerable state.

Posted by: The Refugee from the Fools' Golden State at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (itfg0)

304 242 Also, according to Hollywood Elsewhere, Hollywood is tearing itself apart over the latest Woody Allen allegations.

Good. They deserve the aggravation, and then some.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)


The thing with Woody Allen is Mariel (?) Hemingway came out years ago, iirc, and talked about how he groomed her and tried to seduce her while she was doing his movie. Very detailed.

Crickets.

Woody Allen is another pedo adored by Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (iX3+9)

305 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

Is there a way to paypal

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

306 280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

Or his clone....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (xJa6I)

307 Govt shutdown means the epa wont be able to hassle ranchers. The horror.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (SZjBg)

308 295
Would you have wanted 50k progs mov___ into a red area and turning it blue?



That may happen if it's Atlanta by the way. 50k new Dems will make GA very competitive for Dems.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (SZjBg)


---

North and South Carolina wave and say hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

309 293 I fear tomorrow. A world without non-essential government is something I'm unprepared for.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (cW490)


Who is it that loses out any more? Last time around they funded 85% of government services. If Obama hadn't gone out of his way to cordon off national monuments nobody would have noticed.

Government employees even get paid for work they didn't do.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (h2Bdk)

310 Looks like the cave will happen tomorrow per Mulvaney. Well it was nice to see the GOP with a backbone for a gew hours at least.

Baby steps i suppose....
Posted by: #

Deets please. DACA cave? What kind of cave are we talking about?

Please no empathy caves or love caves.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (g4lFK)

311 OK 'rons and 'ettes, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 11:14 PM (tRaq7)

312 Wherein Cake Girl is kind of creeped out by a bunch of morons creeping on her, be it resolved that Jenna Jameson be adopted as the new Cake Girl.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (Dp6qK)

313 Mulvaney said he is confident a deal will be done within 24 hours. To me that is a sign of a cave.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (SZjBg)

314 Here is a butty thought, Congressional FuckNuts:

How about you assholes work with the president to finally pass a national budget FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IN 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (bsdd3)

315 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me."
----------------------
I have a sister in law that just bought a beautiful patio home there. not that big and kind of pricy ($365K) but her back window looks straight out onto the red rock cliffs that are over the valley, and she can hear the coyotes howling at night from them. She sent me pictures of the inside and outside, and it's a gorgeous place.

It's still a little new-agey and touchy feely for my taste, but it's been experiencing a population boom too, so now most of the people there are investment specialists and real estate agents and doctors and lawyers, basically the same kind of people you find anywhere in an upscale market.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (V2Yro)


I've long considered Arizona as a relocation destination. I do think you're description is how I see it, and why I would never consider it.

Yes, it's lovely.

There are other parts of Arizona that are lovely too, and not subject to the overpricing and crowds of gawking tourists.

Really, if you love the Southwest, upstate Arizona/lower Utah are where it's at. Flagstaff on up, Provo on down.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (Pz4pT)

316 280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

You're know you're not a REAL doctor, right?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

317 SAO appears to be trying to go the .Hack route, with a bunch of new video game releases that (I think) are supposed to expand the story.

And on a related note, the second .Hack game series just recently appeared for sale on Steam.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (mJxCG)


They're doing the Hollywood thing these days. Everything is a franchise - you can't just have a game or an anime. The game, the anime, merchandizing, band tie-ins... everything comes as a package.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (h2Bdk)

318 296 Willowed in the last thread:

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)

I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

In Georgia the Secretary of State cannot allocate resources to investigate or litigate deprivation of rights of any kind under color of law or whatever.

Speaks volumes of where we are and the widespread abuse of power.

Missing people when?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (g4lFK)

319 So are we throwing a party when midnight hits and the government shuts down?
Posted by: T at January 19, 2018 11:00

Only if the govt doesn't pat pay furloughed employees for a vacation and cuts their pay, because Shumer shut down the govt.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (yJ1e6)

320 >>>202 181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)


Is this pasta?

If not, it should be.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (jeefx)

_____________

OMG it's totes not pasta.

See, I know you are thinking, "This is just some joke, we goofed on the Michelle Fields thing back in the day haha"

Buts is serious, super serious. See Corey Lewandoski didn't just rip my arm asunder, he savagely sliced off a side piece of my soul too. We're talking fabric of the universe shit here. And it was the right half of my soul too!

So until the arm is found, I will forever float amongst these forums as a ghost.

Thanks!
XOXOXO

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (YMUVJ)

321 300 288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.
Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)

I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)


A lot of "industrial" stuff is utter crap. Custom made by a true craft-master is the only way to go.

Of course, it helps if the glassblower properly understands what you want. To that end, I'm glad that one of the only three non-waste-of-time classes I took in Jr. High was drafting.

Posted by: The Craft Hat at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (itfg0)

322 "A few words of advise, never get close enough to sniff a komodo dragon. Unless you want to be breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (C8LGv) "

No no, I can turn into a komodo dragon.

Well, not yet, but I'm a Jew lizard shifter, and AtC said I was being upgraded to provisional komodo dragon status. So...one day!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:17 PM (uuwor)

323 >>>Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.


Aw gee, Mr. Palpatine, sir. I'm sick and tired of blowing glass. I've produced enough bric-a-brac to clutter up half the coffee tables on the Death Star. When do we get to move on to light sabers?

Posted by: Darth Vader at January 19, 2018 11:17 PM (/qEW2)

324 Speaking of, I've said it before but I'm convinced it's the case, and there's no way to avoid it that I can see:

It will only be a decade or so before more than half the South leans, if not outright turns, blue. The rural conservatives aren't going to be able to hold off the city-dwellers and Yankee transplants for much longer than that.

Trump, the foul-mouthed whoring real estate Yankee reality TV star who was a Democrat until recently, really, truly is probably our nation's last real hope for reminding and encouraging conservative values.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (ks6bw)

325 "Is there a way to paypal."
-Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

No. There is a Post Office Box to which you can send a check or money order.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)

326 253 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy

I nominate this for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


I've seen the trailer for the movie about Ted's despicable behavior. I think they're going to have it end with him redeeming himself by giving this terrific speech.

Of course all the speech did was to show us what the liberals in Massachusetts are.
Of course my

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

327 Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost

Corey sold me the arm on Ebay, but first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 19, 2018 11:19 PM (5wCUq)

328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

329 ace's liver and qdsteve,

It pisses me off so much what the leftists have done to your beautiful state. Uncles who were in the navy in WWII settled there after the war and tried to convince us to move out there. I loved it - I'm in Wisconsin but I'm not a cold weather girl!
But now? To wreck a place with so much going for it is beyond criminal. I've said before it's like watching a beautiful woman slash her face up with a razor.

I still hope to move to a warm climate when I retire, but it will probably be Arizona. I can't afford to buy a cardboard box in coastal California.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (P8951)

330 286 Can we move on from this anime crap?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (67sg6)


アイ ずっと

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

331 So, will CNN put up a 'Deaths by Shutdown' counter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (nBBdT)

332 325 "Is there a way to paypal."
-Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

No. There is a Post Office Box to which you can send a check or money order.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)


Do they have someplace I can tie up my horse? It's a long walk.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (h2Bdk)

333 How about you assholes work with the president to finally pass a national budget FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IN 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (bsdd3)


---

Because then they'd need to either officially implement Obama's $800B+ "one-time" stimulus from 2009 or cut it from the annual spending they've done every year since.

Yeah, it's been repeated for nearly a decade thanks to those continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)

334 After this shitshow, i think it ought to be plain as day that mcconnell needs to get a sack and nuke the 60 vote threshhold to pass a budget - enough of this CR crap. Bring back the 60 vote threshhold with a vote right after pssing a budget.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (67sg6)

335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)


Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (itfg0)

336 @328 Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?
-------------------

Akira still looks gorgeous thirty years later, even if the last third of it gets really weird.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (mJxCG)

337 Trump may have been aDem but he was never an anti American radcial piece of shit that today's Democrats are. Being a Dem in the 80s was night and day to a Dem of the 2010s.

So enough of the Trump is a Dem at heart crap. Reagan was once a Dem too. People change as do parties.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Gs2Tx)

338 "Do they have someplace I can tie up my horse? It's a long walk."
-Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (h2Bdk)

*HAH!*

There's a railing out front.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)

339 Donny Two Scoops should announce that he is NOT signing any Continuing Resolution, but instead will only sign proper Appropriation Bills, starting with the one that funds the wall.

After all, he has given Congress enough time (and rope) to do their job.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (8iiMU)

340 I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)
Yes some still exist. But it is getting harder to find really good ones. Just had a new piece of equipment installed in my lab. New glass tube would not work. The old tube from my old machine fixed the problem. May have been a contamination issue and not a glass blowing issue but I'll likely never know.

Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (xixZa)

341 Donna, thanks. It pisses me off too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

342 235 233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

The Japanese are weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)


FFS, avoid Boku no Pico or it's two sequels like the plague.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (itfg0)

343 "Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK) "

Psychopass. Great dystopian show that specifically avoids certain things that would turn off non-anime fans (the producers said absolutely no "moe" - basically the anime trope of 'cuteness just for the sake of cute') that expands upon existing sci-fi tropes without being too cliched, and has deep, interesting characters.

There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (uuwor)

344 So enough of the Trump is a Dem at heart crap. Reagan was once a Dem too. People change as do parties.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Gs2Tx)


---

That's sort of my point. Trump could out-Reagan the Gipper, and yet he wasn't TrueConservative enough for the Smart People who insisted we needed someone like Rubio or Graham.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ks6bw)

345 In college, I knew a student who took a work-study job blowing glass in the chemistry lab, then went into business selling original artwork.

I may or may not have bought a bong from him.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

346 Akira still looks gorgeous thirty years later, even if the last third of it gets really weird.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (mJxCG)


Try reading the last half the original manga which never made it into the movie.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (itfg0)

347 After all, he has given Congress enough time (and rope) to do their job

We have all given them enough time.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (cW490)

348 You better stay away from him
He'll rip your arms off, Jim

Heh, I'd like to meet his tailor


So what you're saying is Corey Lewandowski was really ....a werewolf of London?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

349 Nutty, not butty.

[FacePalm]

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (bsdd3)

350 "I still hope to move to a warm climate when I retire, but it will probably be Arizona."

Growing up in Arizona in the 60's, every kid I played with was born in Wisconsin, Illinois, or Nebraska.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)

351 And was Donnie 2 scoops a Dem? Do we know for sure, like voter registration records? Wasnt there talk of him running as a Rep in 1988? I though I read about that once.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (jcbRY)

352 345 In college, I knew a student who took a work-study job blowing glass in the chemistry lab, then went into business selling original artwork.

I may or may not have bought a bong from him.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (sdi6R)


Heh. I wonder how many of those guys go the Walter White route.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (h2Bdk)

353 Spaceballs... the Flaaaame Thrower!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (6FqZa)

354 @343
There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.
------------------

There's also a PS4 video game which, iirc, is currently free for people who have the PlayStation Pass (or whatever it's called). No idea if it's any good or not.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (mJxCG)

355 335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.
Posted by:

Hat, is it a movie or series?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (g4lFK)

356 In all seriousness, the glass blowing thread interspersed throughout reminds me of the moose captions in Mony Python credits.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (8ZeGS)

357 Heh. I wonder how many of those guys go the Walter White route.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Part of my retirement plan. Shhhhhh....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (S6Pax)

358 Ergo Proxy is another good dystopian show. Maybe Texhnolyze also?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (uuwor)

359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

360 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954445916018216960

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446001028427776

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446108473864197

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446201604145153

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446312652623872

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)

361 @351 And was Donnie 2 scoops a Dem? Do we know for sure, like voter registration records? Wasnt there talk of him running as a Rep in 1988? I though I read about that once.
----------------------------

Don't know anything about that. The only prior run that I'm aware of is when he ran for the Reform Party presidential nomination in 2000.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:29 PM (mJxCG)

362 For those looking to donate to Northernlurker's funeral expenses, you can contact me at:

home made gravy 71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

I'll try to be here all night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

363 But first ...

Posted by: Philip Glass at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (/qEW2)

364 At this point I'm just staying up to see if we have the so-called shut down or not.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (8OMyt)

365 343 "Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK) "

Psychopass. Great dystopian show that specifically avoids certain things that would turn off non-anime fans (the producers said absolutely no "moe" - basically the anime trope of 'cuteness just for the sake of cute') that expands upon existing sci-fi tropes without being too cliched, and has deep, interesting characters.

There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (uuwor)

Thanks bro!

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (g4lFK)

366 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (nxBpZ)

367 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446400301031424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446519909920769

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446614172663814

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446717155409920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446812131287040

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (eh0Va)

368 359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)


You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk)

369 Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.
Posted by:

Hat, is it a movie or series?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (g4lFK)


It was a series (24 or so 25 minute episodes) with a sequel. As noted, the first series was combined into a movie.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (itfg0)

370 Monk, it's both, but the movie builds on the first season. You wouldn't want to watch the movie without having seen the show.

Hmm, for post apocalypse...not really my jam, usually. Maybe Blue Gender? It's got a Starship Troopers vibe to it as well.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (uuwor)

371 Speaking of lady-boys, I read that Nancy Pelosi has signed up to be a judge for the next season of Ru Paul's Drag Race. I wonder if she'll start screaming at George W. Bush in the midst of judging.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (FQKBL)

372 Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

373 Posted by: kbdabear

Casual Friday 5 == Dat A$$

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (5wCUq)

374 368 359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk)


Good manga/anime.

Messed up in parts, but still good.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (itfg0)

375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

376 "Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:32 PM (Ckg4U)

377 Appleseed Alpha is post-apocalyptic (technically, they all are; Alpha is just the only one that doesn't spend most of the movie in Olympus). It's also the best of the Appleseed movies, though unfortunately that's a pretty low bar...

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:33 PM (mJxCG)

378 Hi Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:34 PM (cu8/f)

379 The thing with Woody Allen is Mariel (?) Hemingway came out years ago, iirc, and talked about how he groomed her and tried to seduce her while she was doing his movie. Very detailed.

Crickets.

Woody Allen is another pedo adored by Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (iX3+9)

++++

Mariel Hemmingway was 17 when the movie was made. She was legal, so even if Allen was trying to bed her, it would not have been pedophilia.

And the sad situation with his daughter was a false accusation cooked up by the bitter Mia Farrow.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/01/19/
moses-farrow-woody-allen-not-molest-sister-dylan/

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

380 Ripe crop, @KBdaBear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

381 Howdy, Miley!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

382 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

383 375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (g4lFK)

385 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Ladyl


Thank you , I am doing well. Actually, I rate this answer as true.

How are you? How is your father doing?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (S6Pax)

386 OK. Here's a rather obscure ditty left over from the band Yes' Fragile album back in the early '70's. Not many folk know they did a cover of Simon and Garfunkel's America.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (tRaq7)


'America' was not on the original 'Fragile' album; 'America' was originally released as a single. It was added later on cd because cds have more 'room'.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (zRegE)

387 "I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I) "

Yeah, Rock is a bit of a pansy, though IIRC he has a few badass moments later in the shower. Revy definitely has enough balls for the whole group.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (uuwor)

388 383 375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)


The show is a salaryman fantasy - he's the straight man. He's the character who keeps you anchored to reality while you watch the show.

Also, he changes by the end of the 2nd season.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (h2Bdk)

389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)

390 The Corning Museum has a website
https://www.cmog.org/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (5OO3x)

391 Dept. of Conspiracy Theory Dept.:

Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (sdi6R)

392 I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)


The hot chicks with guns factor more than outweighed it.

Of course, it turns out that the milquetoast Japanese salaryman it the most amoral destroyer in the series...

Posted by: The Lagoon Hat at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (itfg0)

393 387 "I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I) "

Yeah, Rock is a bit of a pansy, though IIRC he has a few badass moments later in the shower. Revy definitely has enough balls for the whole group.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (uuwor)


Rock also has a badass moment in ep 7 when they're making a pickup from the Church of Destruction.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (h2Bdk)

394 Wasn't Christie Yamaguchi the first skater to pull off the double reverse trap out of a triple axle?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (5wCUq)

395 If anime is the reason that Japanese men are no longer interested in families, then our teaching comic books to the Japanese was more destructive than dropping the atomic bombs. We should never have let Stan Lee oversee the Marshall Plan.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (/qEW2)

396 389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)


I doubt many people would trust Allen to babysit their teenage daughter.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (h2Bdk)

397 The Corning Museum has a website
https://www.cmog.org/
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Heh. I've been there....by mistake. I was trying to get to the Research Center, which is up on top of a hill south of Corning. And that, as they say, is another story.

And now, I bid you....adieu!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (S6Pax)

398 389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)

++++

Follow the link to Breitbart and read Moses Farrow's account.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (FUu/Z)

399 385 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Ladyl


Thank you , I am doing well. Actually, I rate this answer as true.

How are you? How is your father doing?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (S6Pax)


My dad s hanging in there--thank you for asking. His birthday arrives in 15 minutes!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

400 At this point I'm just staying up to see if we have the so-called shut down or not.
Posted by: logprof
-----------

You'll know, because of the bodies floating by.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)

401 @384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
---------------------

Maybe...


Yeah, they all are, afaik. Traps and reverse traps are *usually* played for comedy.

Naoto from Persona 4, the middle right reverse trap, is a notable exception. She's a very serious character. She's also not presented in a romantic light until after her real gender is revealed.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (mJxCG)

402 355 335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

It depends on what you mean by dystopia or apocalypse. A LOT of anime takes place in a blasted or destroyed world.

High School of the Dead is a great zombie apoc movie, if...very Japanese in places. (kinks)

Berserk is a fantasy apoc anime, by the end you'll be screaming, weeping or have quit.

Fist of the North Star is the classic, in a way so is Curse of the Overfiend , though both have serious sex and or violence in them.

Appleseed is a great mech/post-apoc series in ways, though a lot of the depth is subtle.

Likewise Ghost in the Shell and Akira both have a cyberpunk dystopia feel even if society has not completely collapsed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

403 395 If anime is the reason that Japanese men are no longer interested in families, then our teaching comic books to the Japanese was more destructive than dropping the atomic bombs. We should never have let Stan Lee oversee the Marshall Plan.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (/qEW2)


Japanese men aren't interested in families because the risk/reward ration is too far out of whack. Just like the US only worse.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (h2Bdk)

404 372 Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)


Miley!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

405 I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

He's supposed to be a bit of that. Mindless office worker drone that takes a while for find his spine.

Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (g4lFK)

Some of those shows are good, others are to be avoided like the plague.

Re:Zero is good, not sure how to best desribe without spoilers but involves some psychological torment of the main character.

Fate/Apocrypha is a battle royale type show, but the main character is incredibly bland. Fate/Zero is similar and amy appeal to you more.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (gDSJf)

406 Nice ONT WD. Glassblowing video is fascinating. Watching YT vids of craftsmen and women making cool stuff has pretty much supplanted TV for me...

I took a glassblowing class in college. I'm pretty good at making stuff (wood, metal, etc.), but glassblowing was hard.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (LMcFk)

407 Mariel Hemmingway was 17 when the movie was made.
She was legal, so even if Allen was trying to bed her, it would not have
been pedophilia.



And the sad situation with his daughter was a false accusation cooked up by the bitter Mia Farrow.



http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/01/19/

moses-farrow-woody-allen-not-molest-sister-dylan/

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

Word... he is a creep and a bad boyfriend but there is no indication that he was ever a pedophile.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FTXAT)

408 391 Dept. of Conspiracy Theory Dept.:

Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (sdi6R)


Pepper lord number 7: "Have we become to blatant?

Pepper lord number 2: "Of course not. Full concentration on immanentizing "Project Schweppes" with Justin Trudeau..."

Posted by: The Imperium of the Pepper Seven at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (itfg0)

409 what did Peaches say once about Bill Clinton? 'I'd not trust him to walk my dog'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

410 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen, but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

411 You'll know, because of the bodies floating by.
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)

--True: at The stroke of midnightdnight thousands of children will have their life support systems turned off and died

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (8OMyt)

412 Maybe I should have given Black Lagoon more of a chance but...life is short and there's a LOT of stuff to see/read. So I bailed after episode 4 or so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

413 Posted by: kbdabear

Oh my Lord. That and the later Underboob, my, my, my, MY!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)

414 401 @384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
---------------------

Maybe...


Yeah, they all are, afaik. Traps and reverse traps are *usually* played for comedy.

Naoto from Persona 4, the middle right reverse trap, is a notable exception. She's a very serious character. She's also not presented in a romantic light until after her real gender is revealed.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (mJxCG)

Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:45 PM (g4lFK)

415 @Monk

I think mine are trap-free. Because traps are gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

416
Dan and Sonny washed and groomed. Everyone fed their buttermilk and canned meat. Travel crates and bedding loaded into the car.

Pain. I am going to bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 11:46 PM (QM1Gw)

417
Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.
Posted by: rickl
---------

Pfft. looked at a package of Oreos the other day, "Made in Poland"

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (w1zJX)

418 Hi ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (cu8/f)

419 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and
lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a
lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.



Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)



Dylan was brainwashed by her mother just like the children in the McMartin daycare case were brainwashed. It is a crying shame she was damaged as badly by what should have been an adult disagreement as she was.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (FTXAT)

420 412 Maybe I should have given Black Lagoon more of a chance but...life is short and there's a LOT of stuff to see/read. So I bailed after episode 4 or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)


You might give it another watch. It gets better as time goes on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (h2Bdk)

421 Dylan Farrow has give some detailed interviews recently about Woody Allen's abuse. Ronan, her other brother, does say it is true. Don't know Moses's story.

So, Moses opinion is his perception. Fine. Doesn't carry more weight. Additionally, Soon-yi was his stepdaughter and he did take pornographic pics.

I think the guy is a sleaze and pedo, and there is more evidence against him than not. But we aren't in court. So, whatever.

I do think Mariel was 16 yo playing a 17 yo. I don't know if that is legal or not. But it is gross. JMO.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (iX3+9)

422 @405 Fate/Apocrypha is a battle royale type show, but the main character is incredibly bland. Fate/Zero is similar and amy appeal to you more.
-------------------

And it should be noted...

Astolfo, the trap character from Fate/Apocrypha, is based on a real historical character (albeit likely a fictional one). The historical character Astolfo was supposedly one of Charlemagne's Twelve Paladins. Apparently he was also quite the ladies man, and according to what I've heard, Charlemagne's queen once challenged him to cross dress.

The version seen above (in the lower right corner) is based on that story.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (mJxCG)

423 Well logprof last I saw "No" had 48 votes, so not CR tonight. "Limiting debate" is cloture, which is what limits filibusters. No cloture, no end to the debate over the motion to proceed to a measure (in this case the CR). This is how things are blocked in the Senate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (QDnY+)

424 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

It has quirks. And it's been remade three major times with minor tinkering releases in addition.

But it welds mysticism, conspiracy, giant mechs, theology, alien invasions, Jungian Psychology and one of the most badass bad fathers of all time.

Gendowned.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (xJa6I)

425 Psychopass is definitely trap-free. Like I said, it purposely eschews a lot of modern anime trends.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (uuwor)

426 im bookmarking this ONT.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:48 PM (g4lFK)

427 -True: at The stroke of midnightdnight thousands of children will have their life support systems turned off and died
Posted by: logprof
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Watching the countdown clock is like watching the film made by the Enola Gay.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:48 PM (w1zJX)

428 416
Dan and Sonny washed and groomed. Everyone fed their buttermilk and canned meat. Travel crates and bedding loaded into the car.

Pain. I am going to bed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 11:46 PM (QM1Gw)

Feel better, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

429 Dammit.

*kicks off Brian Williams sock*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (w1zJX)

430 @414 Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?
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Reverse traps are, though. Shakespeare had a *lot* of fun with them in a couple of his plays.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (mJxCG)

431 Oh yeah, Ghost in the Shell is good for dystopia/cyberpunk. I'm pretty sure you can watch the TV Show, Stand Alone Complex, without knowing anything about the earlier works.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (uuwor)

432 Now I'm waiting to see how The Donald puts the Dems on blast.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (8OMyt)

433 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

NGE hasn't aged well. The good aspects have been done better in later anime and the ending just doesn't work.

Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (h2Bdk)

434 Psychopass is definitely trap-free. Like I said, it purposely eschews a lot of modern anime trends.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (uuwor)

The best thing I've learned tonight is that traps are modern day anime trend. Its also the worse thing.

Fuck it's all confusing!

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (g4lFK)

435 @433
Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations. irritations.

FIFY

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (mJxCG)

436 Re:Zero is good, not sure how to best desribe without spoilers but involves some psychological torment of the main character.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (gDSJf)


Re:Zero was originally a novel series. Five of the novels are currently published in English with another spin-off novel also published in English.

Fair warning the [REDACTED] twin sisters are quite popular with hot cosplay chicks.

Posted by: Re:Hat at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (itfg0)

437 433 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

NGE hasn't aged well. The good aspects have been done better in later anime and the ending just doesn't work.

Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (h2Bdk)

I dunno. It's subjective, of course. But I like the Final Instrumentation ending. And it has some incredible scenes and images, like the JSDF assault on the main base.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (xJa6I)

438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)

439 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but
I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen,
but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt
she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.


Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

From all credible evidence...including statements from the babysitter that Woody Allen was never alone with Dylan long enough to take her away to the attic and molest her AND tapes of her mother coaching her and correcting her when she messed up the story... the DA did not have a case.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (FTXAT)

440 Tick-tock, tick-tock

Posted by: Hannibal Lector, licking lips at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (cp1if)

441 I didn't think it was possible but Jenna Jameson just keeps getting more awesome by the day.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)


I discovered her Twitter feed about a year ago based on someone saying "you won't believe this" and now check in frequently. She doesn't take shit from anybody and the dumbfucks that try to match wits with her get thoroughly scorched. She's more than just a porn survivor because she's living a very happy family life with not a trace of emotional baggage. In her own weird way she's a very inspirational person.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (y7DUB)

442 Oooh, thought of a good dark one:

Gilgamesh.

Very cool, almost like the X-men comic in ways.

And the ending sure counts as apocalyptic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (xJa6I)

443

Being grateful for small things: sharting in the shower.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (EQQLu)

444 430 @414 Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?
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Reverse traps are, though. Shakespeare had a *lot* of fun with them in a couple of his plays.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (mJxCG)

Girls who look like guys?

I thought Shakespeare was a trap.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (g4lFK)

445 shutting down in <1min

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (dF9Lb)

446 I'll try Black Lagoon - when you say that it gets better as time goes on, that's what what really hooked me about Cowboy Bebop. The series starts odd with a group of odd characters stuck together floating around the stars, often quite comical. And then as each show develops, you find out bits and pieces of how they got there and why they all act the way they do.

And the series ending is just an awesome piece of writing - it's hard to believe that animation can be so emotionally moving, but they hit the mark, and also wrap up most of their storylines at the same time. I remember one writer saying "Writing a good story is actually kind of easy. Writing a good ending is what's so hard." They nailed the ending.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (V2Yro)

447 'America' was not on the original 'Fragile' album; 'America' was originally released as a single. It was added later on cd because cds have more 'room'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (zRegE)

'America' was first released on an Atlantic sampler album, then on Yes's compilation album 'Yesterdays' (which I have), then in a couple of other albums, including the reissue of 'Fragile'.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (LMcFk)

448 438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)


Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)

449 Semi-dystopian and a personal fav:

Witch Hunter Robin.

Also has a great jpop opening theme.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (xJa6I)

450 Stand by for the bright flash....

Duck and cover!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (cp1if)

451 Hell, I was reading Jenna Jameson's Twitter feed this is afternoon, and not for the usual reason I look at those of such "actresses". That struck me a amazing.

Shen quotes Sebastion Gorka, Mike Pence, takes up for Trump, is staunchly pro-life and defends herself against SJWs with relish. She smiles when she fights.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

452 Time to check Trump's Twitter!!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (8OMyt)

453 Nyah, it depends on your definition of "girl" nyah!

There are human girls. There is a neko-girl. And even boys, bishiouen, who look like girls.

Japan. Nuked too much or not enough? Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (pIpVu)

454 What happened?

Is everyone already dead?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (isXXM)

455 448 438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)

Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)

Well, we're building them. Though likely along the classic Starship Troopers lines first. Could be a long time to we get to full anthropomorphic tanks like Gundam or Battletech

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

456 OH GOD ITS REALLY HAPPENING MY COMPUTER IS EATING ME

Eh, wait, nope, nothing changed. Darn.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (uuwor)

457 sure you can watch the TV Show, Stand Alone Complex, without knowing anything about the earlier works.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (uuwor)


Stand Alone Complex was better than the movie or the original manga, in my honest opinion.

Posted by: Hat Alone Complex at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (itfg0)

458
*cautiously looks up*

Damn. The world is still turning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (cp1if)

459 CHUCK SCHUMER JUST SCREWED 9 MILLION CHILDREN. THAT MAKES HIM THE BIGGEST PEDOPHILE IN DC _OR_ HOLLYWOOD.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (2835Q)

460 I've died before. It's not really that big a deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (V2Yro)

461 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (e9G8E)

462 I guess "traps" must be a sign of the times.

I can safely say that I never gave it a moment's thought back when I was under 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (sdi6R)

463 death and despair in the air tonight. The fed is shut down. yesssssss!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)

464 @451 Hell, I was reading Jenna Jameson's Twitter feed this is afternoon, and not for the usual reason I look at those of such "actresses". That struck me a amazing.

Shen quotes Sebastion Gorka, Mike Pence, takes up for Trump, is staunchly pro-life and defends herself against SJWs with relish. She smiles when she fights.
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She's a regular on Twitchy, for obvious reasons.

Had to laugh when I saw one of her Twitchy appearances the other day. Someone accused her of just saying what she does to drum up additional business via sales of the videos that she used to make. She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)

465 What's funny about Bebop is it's almost unknown in Japan. And it's the only anime I can think of where the English voice acting is better than the Japanese. Which... might explain part of that.

Yoko Kanno has a lot to do with that show's US success, though she comes in for a lot of criticism over the way she borrows maybe a bit more than most people from other composers.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (h2Bdk)

466 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (/SISC)

467 YOU. SHUT. IT. DOWN.

YOU. ANIMALS!

Posted by: Zombie Heston at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (isXXM)

468 466 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (/SISC)

Check KBdaBear's twitter feed links, above.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (xJa6I)

469 >> Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

You know, I think Ima start asking "Hey, where's all the Czech wimmen at?" a lot.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)

470 SHS already blasting the Democrats.

Calls them losers

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (8OMyt)

471 @465 What's funny about Bebop is it's almost unknown in Japan. And it's the only anime I can think of where the English voice acting is better than the Japanese. Which... might explain part of that.
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El Hazard: The Mysterious World (i.e. the original series). The guy who created it actually likes the American voice cast better than the original Japanese voice cast.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (mJxCG)

472 Stand Alone Complex was better than the movie or the original manga, in my honest opinion.
Posted by: Hat Alone Complex at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (itfg0)


I loved SAC. That's got to be on my top 5 list.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (h2Bdk)

473 Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."
Posted by: Ace's liver

Same here. If your nations defense strategy is centered on mechs, one F-22 fucks up your whole world.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (5wCUq)

474 Love the Nicki Haley meme.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (isXXM)

475 410 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen, but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

++++

Mia Farrow was pissed off about Allen dumping her for her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi. Soon-Yi was an adult when the relationship started, and she was never Allen's daughter, neither natural or adopted, so Farrow couldn't stick it to Allen based on those facts.

So, she used her underaged daughter to get her revenge. Read the link at Breitbart. The real sicko is Farrow, who brainwashed her own daughter just to get revenge on Allen.

DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

Mia Farrow should burn in hell for what she did to her own daughter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

476 First anniversary of Trump's presidency, so there's that...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (e9G8E)

477 Traps fuck me up. Everything about them and their surrounding environment.

I literally have to sit down and do basic addition, subtraction, and multiplication tables on paper to get my mind right after diving into the subject.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)

478 A moment remembered here wherein Weird Dave made a fantastic pitch for Ted Cruz as the slow knife.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2column-361624.php

Do not comment on old posts etc etc

Posted by: Ace OF Face at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (IR6w/)

479 TV happened to be on ABC when I quit watching dvr stuff. Anyways 20\20 was all about the Turpins that abused their 13 kids. Interesting reporting for the first 3/4s. Now home schooling is the reason this can happen. Just like guns these lefties are going to take really rare cases to give the govt more power.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (xixZa)

480 464
Had to laugh when I saw one of her Twitchy appearances the other day. Someone accused her of just saying what she does to drum up additional business via sales of the videos that she used to make. She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)


That's awesome. She rocks.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)

481 She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)


She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)

482 Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)


The original Gundam universe, IIRC, gave the explanation for the mecha as being due to unexpected effects from unexpected particles originating from fusion powered reactions (this was from 40 years ago based scientific knowledge).

Superdimensional Fortress Macross (AKA "Robotech") gave the excuse for the mecha as the mecha being the IRL size of the aliens.

Posted by: Superdimensional Hat at January 20, 2018 12:03 AM (itfg0)

483 That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.

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Sure. Don't mention the anal prolapse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:03 AM (/SISC)

484 @481 She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.
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I also have a sneaking suspicion that it was a losing move for Playboy, given how the internet has made free porn easily accessible to anyone and everyone.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (mJxCG)

485 if we can live with a shut down, why shouldn't Trump start laying off thousands of bureaucrats? Start with EPA and Education

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (5gaNQ)

486 When it gets down to economics and military use, a Mobile Suit, be it a Zaku or Rik Dom or a Federation GP, eats up a lot of resources that are hand-waving materials that don't exist now and only because of Minovsky particles can they even hope to surprise anyone.

Starship Troopers, Bubblegum Crisis, and Maddox-01 really point to where we can go for the immediate future. Or maybe a Struggle Suit from Gall Force.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (pIpVu)

487 ...DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

Not the DA's office in LA County.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

488 It's the end of the world as we know it...

and I feel fine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

489 From Sarah Sanders, a few minutes ago, remove space between '/' and 's' of 'status'


https://twitter.com/PressSec/
status/954578039802941440

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (5OO3x)

490 I also have a sneaking suspicion that it was a losing move for Playboy, given how the internet has made free porn easily accessible to anyone and everyone.


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WUT???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (/SISC)

491
Jenna takes on the tranny lobby too.

Oh, and there was something else I saw on her feed, scrolling down. It was about the August Ames suicide. Jenna was pissed about that, big time, of course.

Anway, it was something about -- and I'll have to try to find again -- that August was suing/making some complaint against one of the companies. Now, two of her tormentors about the rectum ranger thing were owners/executives of that company.

So I think the accusation was that they jumped on her and sicked the SJWs on her as well in retaliation for that. What the complaint/suit was about, don't know.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (8O3HH)

492 LOL.

Reaction to government shut down on 4Chan:

I'M REMOVING THE TAGS FROM MY MATTRESS AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (aT+Bx)

493 Check out SHS Twitter.

The Donald is too busy getting busy with Melania, I guess.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (8OMyt)

494 Yeah ... Every. Last. One of us.

Why do you think Julie Andrews did Victor/Victoria? Because we locked her in our dungeon.

Posted by: the Von Trapp Family at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (/qEW2)

495 Dylan was brainwashed by her mother just like the children in the McMartin daycare case were brainwashed



Dylan Farrow is now a 32 yo old mother. She is no longer a child like the McMartin kids were. Big difference.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:06 AM (iX3+9)

496 492 4chan and 8chan are sewers, but some of their commenters are great.

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 12:07 AM (5gaNQ)

497 462 I guess "traps" must be a sign of the times.

I can safely say that I never gave it a moment's thought back when I was under 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (sdi6R)


The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.

In the U.S., "traps" are impossible because it'd almost be required to be played according to some P.C. nonsense playbook.

Posted by: The Ex-Novo Hat at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (itfg0)

498 Hat, well with Super Dimensional Fortress Macross Studio Nue did the ultimate hand wave. Humans reversed engineered alien technology in ten years. While fighting a unification war. And then Macek created Protoculture.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (pIpVu)

499 Watched a couple of episodes of Netflix series "Taken," and no, Jennifer Beals can't act.

And she should keep the glasses on.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (U6f54)

500 492 LOL.

Reaction to government shut down on 4Chan:

I'M REMOVING THE TAGS FROM MY MATTRESS AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (aT+Bx)


Heh. I'm looking forward to next week's paycheck when the IRS won't deduct Federal taxes.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (sdi6R)

501 She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)


I remember a long time back when Stern was talking about her turning into the usual porn train wreck. Whether or not this was true, because we are talking about Stern being an authority on normalcy, she turned it around and then some.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 12:09 AM (y7DUB)

502 Related: Want to know who is an absolute warrior online for the pro-life cause? Jenna Jameson. Yes, that Jenna Jameson.

She made a career out of showing how to make babies. Do you think she'd want that store of knowledge to be wasted?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 20, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

503 499 Watched a couple of episodes of Netflix series "Taken," and no, Jennifer Beals can't act.

And she should keep the glasses on.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (U6f54)

Yeah. Pretty but her acting method is... broad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2018 12:10 AM (sZJfc)

504 All right, it was worth staying up to hear that from SHS.

'Night, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2018 12:10 AM (8OMyt)

505 If you like art glass and glassblowing, I know a place with a lot of it.

You can learn glass working there, and not too expensive either.

The bad news is, you're going to have to go to Toledo. So there is that.

http://www.toledomuseum.org/glass-pavilion/classesworkshops/

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (H5rtT)

506 Federal CAFE standards are now suspended and my car is getting 12 mpg

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (/SISC)

507 487 ...DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

Not the DA's office in LA County.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)


Oh, I think we have seen in the last year how often the DA's office and the police turn away from going after high profile people.

Heck, they even found the police tapes Corey Feldman made naming his accusers, from decades ago that they always said were a lie.

I'm not going to recount all the tales, but the garbage has been spilling out for months now about all the blind eyes turned.

Geez, look at Jeff Epstein. Pedo King. Got away with it. Money. Power. Influence.

Pedos, known pedos, working all over Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (iX3+9)

508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)

509 *Naming his Abusers.

Not accusers

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (iX3+9)

510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

511 @497 The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.
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This. The attitude is usually similar to the scene in Stalag 17 when one of the characters puts a mop on his head and pretends to be a woman. And then, much to his horror, one of the other characters - who's drunk - mistakes him for a real woman.

In short, a reason - usually comedic - is contrived to put one of the male characters in drag. The character then tries to go about his business without attracting attention. But, since it's a comedy, they invariably get at least one guy chasing them who won't take no for an answer, and also a few girls who are either horribly jealous or watch in awe at how cute the "new girl" is.

They don't all work out like that. But it's common enough. Heck, Ranma 1/2 is essentially an entire *series* built around that idea.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:14 AM (mJxCG)

512 508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)


Not sure if I should be happy or sad that no anime version of "Orion" was made...

Posted by: The Orion Hat at January 20, 2018 12:15 AM (itfg0)

513 Pedos, known pedos, working all over Hollywood.

They're only still alive because it is illegal for citizens to enact extra-judicial capital punishment.

Now the illegals seem to be able to kill with impunity. If they were to get the idea that the Hollywank pervs were coming for their kids things could get... interesting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 20, 2018 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

514 "I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry.
"
-Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

Feature, not a bug.

You're All Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)

515 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)


Just as long as such dark places don't lead to suicide or worse, 'tis all but water under the bridge.

Posted by: Hat over troubled waters at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (itfg0)

516 Thanks Slap

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (PmCoA)

517 Now that the government is shutdown, I'm officially starting my gigolo career. Any 'ettes what an evening (okay, 20 minutes) of pleasure, hmu. $10 O.B.O.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (5wCUq)

518 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

Ain't no thing.
ONT is for ONT-ing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

519 Thanks Hat

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (PmCoA)

520 Heck yeah, woman!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)

521 Regarding that Captcha thingy, I know the one wearing a Greek fisherman's cap is a girl. It's Naoko from Persona 4.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)

522 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

---------

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (/SISC)

523 508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)


I liked the whole concept of a Stand Alone Complex, and I think there's something to it. Also, the Laughing Man was a great character.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (h2Bdk)

524 @512 Not sure if I should be happy or sad that no anime version of "Orion" was made...
---------------------

Can't say I've been happy with most of the animated versions of Appleseed. The fact that I find Alpha to be the best animated Appleseed production says a lot, imo.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (mJxCG)

525 A moment remembered here wherein Weird Dave made a fantastic pitch for Ted Cruz as the slow knife.



http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2column-361624.php


Heh. I remember that one. It's been two years, OK to reuse an analogy? Man, I really nailed Trump, didn't I?

Trump is sheer bravado, 1.21 jigawats of pure testosterone. If you want
to stick your thumb in the eye of DC elites, well, Donald will stick his
thumb, palm, wrist and forearm right into the skull of the Washington
cartel. Balls to the wall, damn-the-torpedos, full speed ahead American
arrogance, that's Donald Trump.


Couldn't have been more wrong (thankfully) on the prognostication that came next, however. And even if the above is fundamentally right, he's learned to be a lot more subtle about it than I would have expected. I even bought me a MAGA hat last week.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (Nyyc4)

526 Oh wow Orion where the universe is held together by magical paperwork it seems. And here comes a Japanese god with a really big bat. Now thinking of digging it out to read again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (pIpVu)

527 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)

The first season had conspiracy stuff too. The stakes just get a bit higher.

I liked both a great deal. And even if you don't find the main arcs particularly appealing the "stand alone" episodes are still great in both seasons.

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gDSJf)

528 Sarah Sanders calls dems losers in official WH statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gC2IV)

529 511 @497 The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.
---------------------

This. The attitude is usually similar to the scene in Stalag 17 when one of the characters puts a mop on his head and pretends to be a woman. And then, much to his horror, one of the other characters - who's drunk - mistakes him for a real woman.

In short, a reason - usually comedic - is contrived to put one of the male characters in drag. The character then tries to go about his business without attracting attention. But, since it's a comedy, they invariably get at least one guy chasing them who won't take no for an answer, and also a few girls who are either horribly jealous or watch in awe at how cute the "new girl" is.

They don't all work out like that. But it's common enough. Heck, Ranma 1/2 is essentially an entire *series* built around that idea.
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:14 AM (mJxCG)

Eh, yes and no.

yes, a lot of Trap comedies are played for comedy, not so much for sex.

No, on the other hand, because of minimal secondary sex characteristics between Japanese men and women, especially in their teens, there has been a loooooooong tradition of pretty boys/men being the object of desire for other men.

Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (xJa6I)

530 Buncha anime geeks, sheesh.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)

531 I view the Laughing Man as a variant of Project 2501 aka The Puppetmaster. Because they can do very similar things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (pIpVu)

532 *brrrrrrraaaaaaap*

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (/SISC)

533 528 Sarah Sanders calls dems losers in official WH statement.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gC2IV)


I love this administration. The media and the Dems were allowed to get away with far too much during the Bush years because he thought it was unpresidential to defend himself.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (h2Bdk)

534 So have there been any rants, ravings, incoherent ramblings, profanity or generic bawdiness on the ONT? I'm in the mood for the distraction..

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (nBr1j)

535 Oklahoma's name is "red people" in Choctaw, so when you enter the state, the signs are saying, "Welcome to Indians."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (U6f54)

536 Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders needs to challenge a female dem to face her in the octagon. Wait...not fair. Get a "male" dem.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (5wCUq)

537 530 Buncha anime geeks, sheesh.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)

Weird Dave's fault!

This one isn't on me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (xJa6I)

538 Bitch McConnell squarely blamed Democrats for the shutdown.

Chucky Schoomer is babbling now, and brings up the fact that some GOP voted against it. Now he is whining.


Fvcker.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (8iiMU)

539 365,
"Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?
"

For something short, "On Your Mark" by Studio Ghibli

Old school: try Bubblegum Crisis. Somewhat newer: Evangelion

I dropped out of the anime scene sometime after 2001 so I don't know much about the newer ones.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (zOpu5)

540 I dropped out of the anime scene sometime after 2001 so I don't know much about the newer ones.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (zOpu5)


You missed a lot of good stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)

541 "*brrrrrrraaaaaaap*
*hic*
"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (/SISC)

That sounds like Hillary operating an A-10.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)

542 534 So have there been any rants, ravings, incoherent ramblings, profanity or generic bawdiness on the ONT? I'm in the mood for the distraction..
Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (nBr1j)

As always, KBdaBear has been giving us twitter image goodness.

Otherwise, we've been talking shut downs, anime and traps of the female/male persuasion.

Hope you're doing as well as you can, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (xJa6I)

543 Now that the government is shutdown, I'm officially starting my gigolo career. Any 'ettes what an evening (okay, 20 minutes) of pleasure, hmu. $10 O.B.O.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (5wCUq)

Where do you pick up the application forms?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:23 AM (nBr1j)

544 LOL.

Schoomer just said the President has not provided guidance.

"They didn't reach out to us once. They can't even get together as a party."

Waaa, waaaa, waaaa.

Geez, this guy pisses me off.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:23 AM (8iiMU)

545 What gets me about Schumer is his bald-faced hypocrisy. He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)

546 545 What gets me about Schumer is his bald-faced hypocrisy. He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)

Yeah but he knows the press will cover for him.

So long as he's useful to them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (xJa6I)

547 Where do you pick up the application forms?
Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore

I guess as long as you can fill out a backpage ad, you're good to go.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (5wCUq)

548 Hypocrisy? The Dems are soaking in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (/SISC)

549 Schumer blames Trump! Colour me surprised...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (e9G8E)

550 "It's almost as if you wanted a shutdown. This will be called a Trump shutdown, because no one deserves the blame more than President Trump."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (8iiMU)

551 The Studio Ghibli animated short On Your Mark was never released in the US IIRC. And it is very very hard to suss out on YouTube if anyone posts it.

The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (pIpVu)

552 My recommendation: lay off a sh!tload of Federal staff and issue an Executive Order rescinding Dead Kennedy's order allowing govmint workers to form unions.

And when the Dems crawl back for a deal, say they'll get nothing and like it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (6FqZa)

553 So, the SHUTDOWN is a thing then. Why am I still stuck at work? Oh yea, I'm "essential". Yay. I keep warning the bubble dwellers here that we are indeed living in a bubble. DC Metro area has very little to do with the rest of the country. So go ahead and freak out but remember; Nobody Cares outside of the Beltway. Nobody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (peJQi)

554 Hope you're doing as well as you can, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (xJa6I)

Got weepy a lot today. But mostly as well as I can. Had to be lovingly told to stop answering the phone.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (nBr1j)

555 Wha Wha Wha I'm a dim.... fucking cunts.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (0OmEj)

556 550 "It's almost as if you wanted a shutdown. This will be called a Trump shutdown, because no one deserves the blame more than President Trump."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (8iiMU)

"Tell a lie big enough, repeat it often enough, and it will be believed."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (xJa6I)

557 "Instead of being the great deal maker he is supposed to be, his behavior is causing the gvernment t grind to a halt. ..... I pleaded with him to see reason."


LOL, incredible.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (8iiMU)

558 Room full of Morons, and Lousagirl admits and apologies...

And not ONE of you stepped up and offered to give her a proper spanking?

It's like I hardly know yaz!



/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*fistbump, lousagirl!*

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

559 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (gC2IV)

560 Why is Pixy not letting me post? Says my (completely normal) post looks like spam

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (Nyyc4)

561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

562 >>"Instead of being the great deal maker he is supposed to be, his behavior is causing the gvernment t grind to a halt. ..... I pleaded with him to see reason.", he lied.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (isXXM)

563 Does this mean we can all smoke weed now? as in, not just me, westminsterdogshow, and the other Mile High 'rons? (not that I actually do these days)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

564 One standard isn't good enough for Democrats.
And hi Jim. Great to talk today.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (nBr1j)

565 Weirddave, it must be the shutdown

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

566 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

I know work was done on the Evangelion 3.0 movie but it's slipped it's release date by at least two years. Dunno why.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (xJa6I)

567 McConnell: "Trump made it clear we would talk about immigration reform once our military is receiving paychecks. Can anyone explain this Democrat strategy to me?"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (8iiMU)

568 I am altering the deal.

Pray I don't alter it any further.

Posted by: Darth Trump at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (isXXM)

569 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry


I have always viewed the ONT as a local pub, with many different conversations and interaction between people. I'm the bouncer, but I tend to be pretty tolerant. Y'all can talk, argue, cuss, smoke, drink, even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)

570 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)


Too many Gainax bounces?

Posted by: Boooiiing! at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (itfg0)

571 Feature, not a bug.

You're All Good.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January




so what did you say that pissed her off?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

572 "Does this mean we can all smoke weed now? as in, not just me, westminsterdogshow, and the other Mile High 'rons? (not that I actually do these days)"
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

Yes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Ckg4U)

573 It's just the first brief statement, but I give that Press Sec. release a C-.


Manage the shutdown cleverly. Exploit it to reduce operations in already-targeted areas.


Relentlessly tie it to the Dems' fanatical devotion to amnesty. Illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens.


Amnesty over border security. Amnesty over sane immigration policy.


Stow the hand-wringing over CHIP, puppies, and baby ducks.


Commercials should start now, in targeted states/districts. Dems oppose tax cuts. Dems favor illegal aliens over border security, immigration sanity, and jobs. Probably won't last long enough to do much, but move quickly and hope it lasts a few weeks.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

574 Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Much like 'Busty Lesbian Dildo Bondage on Ice'...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (EQQLu)

575 560 Why is Pixy not letting me post? Says my (completely normal) post looks like spam
Posted by: Weirddave



NET NEUTRALITY AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN IS WHY!!!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!

This....is CNN. Totally real News.

Posted by: This....is CNN at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (peJQi)

576 @561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?
----------------------

It's not out yet. And Gainax is still around.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (mJxCG)

577 (Part 2)

Now if someone starts screaming racist stuff or gets into a real nasty
fight I'll step in, but other than that? Shrug it's all good.
Sometimes we all need to go where everybody doesn't know your real name.

Speaking
of quickies in the bathroom, do we have any couples that met through
AoS? I know there must be some. I met my wife on another message board,
and we weren't the only ones there who did.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Nyyc4)

578 Just found out. The internet hasn't shut down yet.

Posted by: Zombie Cranbury's Singer at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (JhE5a)

579 >> Does this mean we can all smoke weed now?



Was there a time that we couldn't?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (isXXM)

580 Oy!. Mish at 35 into 'Armageddon' has spine.
Where in hell has that been, Mitch? /s

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (dF9Lb)

581 570 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

Too many Gainax bounces?
Posted by: Boooiiing! at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (itfg0)

No such thing.

There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

582 "so what did you say that pissed her off?"
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

Nothing. You okay, Bro?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

583 "Welcome to Anime City,
Where the Akogi are green,
The mech are gritty,
...
Gainax titty"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (pIpVu)

584 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (

-------

What about the gambling license?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (/SISC)

585 If the government is shutting down, I'm starting my own.
With blackjack and hookers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (5wCUq)

586 I have always viewed the ONT as a local pub, with many different conversations and interaction between people. I'm the bouncer, but I tend to be pretty tolerant. Y'all can talk, argue, cuss, smoke, drink, even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)

There's a bathroom? I don't need to bring a catheter?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (nBr1j)

587 574 Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Much like 'Busty Lesbian Dildo Bondage on Ice'...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (EQQLu)

Ok, now you're teasing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (xJa6I)

588 You missed a lot of good stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)

You're likely right but my life changed and I didn't have the time for a while and got into other interests.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (zOpu5)

589 >> even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.


But, for God's sake. Please.

If you have to go #2, use the Barrel not the bathroom.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (isXXM)

590 ay. I keep warning the bubble dwellers here that we are indeed living in a bubble. DC Metro area has very little to do with the rest of the country. So go ahead and freak out but remember; Nobody Cares outside of the Beltway. Nobody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (peJQi)

DO NOT LEAVE THE PROTECTIVE BUBBLE

The area outside the BubbleDome is populated with murderous, non-inclusive savages. Only authorized Tribute Collectors and Enforcers Of The Regulations are permitted to leave the BubbleDome.

Posted by: Miklos fron Kontrol at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

591 585 If the government is shutting down, I'm starting my own.
With blackjack and hookers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (5wCUq)

Let me carry my guns and I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (xJa6I)

592 Mark @12:19... The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.

My personal thinking on that subject, though, is... you dishonor your "sword" by getting poop on it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

593 Weirddave, it must be the shutdown

Nope, figured it out. I had typed out the N word as an example of what I wouldn't allow on an ONT. As soon as I changed it to "racist stuff", it posted.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

594 @ Northernlurker. Glad to spend the time on the phone. Wish it had been longer, but I had to get rolling to work, alas.

*break*


McConnell is doing a fair imitation of a Turtle with a Backbone.

Pity he didn't presume to act Alpha oh, nine years ago or thereabouts?

As for Schumer.

He's the poster child for politician, rope, lamppost...assembly required.

You'd have to tie a bowline though. He's so slimy he'd slide right out of a traditional hangman's knot.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

595 He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)


But you can't pin down and point and laugh at a progressive for that as progressives 'evolve'. It's a neat trick and the popinjay media provide 'sleight of the hand' cover.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (zRegE)

596 Mish McC moves to table the motion for now.

They are voting.

Now that the Dems are being stubborn, now would be a good time for the House to "#ReleaseTheMemo.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (8iiMU)

597 And FFS, WH and Mitch should hammer Dems on blocking normal appropriations bills in Senate. Point out House record. Describe how Dems have sabotaged appropriations process in the Senate. Every CR is their fault.


And always, always hammer the Dems' obsession with helping law-breaking aliens to the detriment of the nation's actual business.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

598 Nothing. You okay, Bro?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January




we're good.



Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

599 592 Mark @12:19... The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.

My personal thinking on that subject, though, is... you dishonor your "sword" by getting poop on it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

Agreed.

And brown on my dipstick is my kryptonite. I don't even do anal with girls who ask for it....back when that was an option.

I miss dating...

Sorta.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (xJa6I)

600 559 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (gC2IV)


I love that movie.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (h2Bdk)

601 The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

I have that. It used to be on Youtube but no more I see. It's one of the best short films I've ever seen. 6:29 of goodness.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (zOpu5)

602 Anime has the strongest possible microgenres.

You can see a few tropes invented in Metropolis (192.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (rnAwa)

603 597
And FFS, WH and Mitch should hammer Dems on blocking normal
appropriations bills in Senate. Point out House record. Describe how
Dems have sabotaged appropriations process in the Senate. Every CR is
their fault.


And always, always hammer the Dems' obsession
with helping law-breaking aliens to the detriment of the nation's actual
business.




Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

^^^THIS x 42 million.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (8iiMU)

604 @592 The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.
-------------------------

There are apparently rumors about Oda Nobunaga and his page, Ranmaru.

The Samurai Warriors games have fun with it by having Ranmaru constantly getting accidentally lumped in with the women during various comedic situations (such as finding contestants for a beauty pageant).

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (mJxCG)

605 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)


Japanese vending machines suggest otherwise...

Posted by: Pantsu!!1! at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (itfg0)

606 PW, when was that even might have been part of being a Bushi? And not Bishi?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (pIpVu)

607 Let me carry my guns and I'm in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Everybody gets a gun. That's how you keep the hookers from rolling you with a razor.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (5wCUq)

608 601 The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

I have that. It used to be on Youtube but no more I see. It's one of the best short films I've ever seen. 6:29 of goodness.
Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (zOpu5)

Think I found it on Vimeo
https://vimeo.com/ 179564507
remove space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (xJa6I)

609 Northernlurker, I was very sorry to hear of your loss. Same thing happened to me in 2010. Wife suddenly and unexpectedly died. My only advice is to take all the help that is offered. Also, hanging out with the horde helps. God bless.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (gC2IV)

610 Motion to table is the routine action after a vote. Probably tabling the motion to reconsider the initial vote (also a standard thing). Only on rare dramatic occasions does the tabling motion meet with an objection.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)

611 So, what you guys are telling me is Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai was realistic?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (isXXM)

612 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

a President can never have too many pantsuits.

I'll have Huma get back about the other part.

Posted by: *hic!* at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (zCyNd)

613 >> Does this mean we can all smoke weed now?



Was there a time that we couldn't?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (isXXM)


Breakfast of champions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

614 LOL

Ah, dog is calling.

'night you magnificent bastards/princesses

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (xJa6I)

615 Hippie Speedballs, ftw Bers.


Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (isXXM)

616 A lot of the best talent from Gainax left and went to Studio Trigger awhile back.

Gainax hasn't really done much of note since.

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (gDSJf)

617 Geoffb, for the past few years that short film quickly vanished off YouTube. But it does not help matters that one of the guys who wrote and performed the song just got a drug conviction.

But the story is about two guys refusing to give up rescuing a princess from a dungeon. Awesome.

Now might put in my LD of that after watching Ponyo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (pIpVu)

618 /old sock

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (wPiJc)

619 Can't imagine shutdown theater will play for long, but I hope Mulvaney and others have gamed out some sneaky moves to pull, if practical. There may be legit ways of exploiting this funding gap to reduce personnel, contracts, and activities.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

620 "The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers,
Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm
forgetting.

-----------------



Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.



And evil Isaac Newton.



Posted by: junior"

I woulda said Magic Knights Rayearth. Plus it has the best OP song ever.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (w+Jhj)

621 >/old sock



Worst. Lymeric. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (isXXM)

622 612 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

a President can never have too many pantsuits.

I'll have Huma get back about the other part.

Posted by: *hic!* at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (zCyNd)


Even we have standards...

Posted by: Tentacle Monsters every where at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (itfg0)

623 How the Woody Allen thing started;

According to court testimony, on August 4, 1992, Allen visited the children at Mia Farrow's home in Bridgewater, Connecticut, while she was out shopping with a friend.[158]

The following day, that friend's babysitter told her employer that she had seen Allen behaving inappropriately with Dylan.[166]

When Farrow asked Dylan about it, Dylan alleged that Allen had touched Dylan's "private part" while they were alone together in the attic.[158] One woman employed to care for Farrow's children said that for about 20 minutes that afternoon she had not known where Dylan was, while a second said that, at one point, Dylan had been wearing no underwear under her dress.[166] Farrow told Dylan's pediatrician, who informed authorities.[167]

Also, turns out Moses has been estranged from the rest of the family for quite a while. Anyone who has seen or experienced a broken family where there is vitriol and estrangement knows what that usually means. Sides are taken. Facts are skewed. Throw in money...and it can be tough to know what to believe.

Someone posted there were tapes of Mia coaching. I have not seen or heard of those.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:42 AM (iX3+9)

624 Anna, that was just an opinion that some samurai had. Pretty much just the gay ones, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (wSC8T)

625 Breakfast of champions."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)

626 Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai


I actually liked that movie, to my surprise.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (iX3+9)

627
Well, WeirdDave, I salute you sir. YOu got a retweet from Jenna Jameson.
Her last tweet before signing off for the Sabbath:

"Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

That was in response to someone asking her how could she say an unborn baby was "sentient" if it couldn't survive outside the womb.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)

628 G'Night, Mark Anthony Edwards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

629 >>Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them


When my dad goes steelheading with me and the other guides he just shakes his head at the morning roast.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (isXXM)

630 Is the government really shut down? I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

631 Breakfast of champions."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)


I can't do that anymore, haven't in years actually. Not in the morning. I would just play guitar all day and do squat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)

632 Given that I know less than zero about Anamie, etc, Inc., I'll go all gum thread here.

From Pinterest: https://tinyurl.com/ycccfg4w


The Portuguese supplied matchlocks copied by the Japanese are known in English as harquebus or arquebus and hinawaju or teppo in Japan, also tanegashima, for the island where it was first introduced to Japan, pistols are tan-zutsu, smaller carbine versions used by mounted samurai are called bajou-zutsu, very large hand cannon are o-zutsu / kakae zutsu.

Japanese fire arrows (bo-hiya) could be fired as well as lead balls, fire arrow matchlock hand cannons were called hiya-zutsu.



Lots of very beautiful examples of the Master Craftsman's Art, there.

The firearm in Japan radically altered the Samauri culture, much as it affected the Knights of Midevel Europe.

Suddenly, the scantly trained peasant was a strongly viable foe.

Still is, too.

Fear the Government that Fears Your Guns.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

633 >> I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom Sour Diesel / Blueberry Cross.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (isXXM)

634 I'm still taking emails.

home made gravy71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

I'll be taking requests for donations until I can no longer feel my fingers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)

635 Heh, still looking at FNC Senate Floor.

Some, sharp, odored suits. Eeeew.
Most of these guys do.not.know.how.to.tie.a.tie either.

Ever wonder about the 'long' tie of Trump?
Tie a winsor or get out. Maybe it is windsor, but it is more about knots, all the same.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (M2T30)

636 When my dad goes steelheading with me and the other guides he just shakes his head at the morning roast.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (isXXM)


Damn I think I need glasses. I swore I read that you go shitheading. I had to do a double take. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (aMlLZ)

637 630 Is the government really shut down? I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos



Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)

638 "I can't do that anymore, haven't in years actually. Not in the morning. I would just play guitar all day and do squat."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)

I have no idea what that's all about, but I knew a bunch of them. My business partner wouldn't leave home without a bowl full O' silliness.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)

639 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)

Don't tell the liquor store. They still take my checks.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

640 Trump's twitter feed Saturday will be very interesting.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (xixZa)

641 Guess I'd have more to say about the shutdown if I hadn't already been killed by the tax cuts and net neutrality and TPP and the Paris accord and...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:50 AM (gC2IV)

642 611 So, what you guys are telling me is Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai was realistic?

If you mean that part where he laid over a barrel, hiked up his kimono, and started yelling "Hello Nipponese Sailor!", yes.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (EQQLu)

643 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)


Been there. Done that.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

644 627
Well, WeirdDave, I salute you sir. YOu got a retweet from Jenna Jameson.
Her last tweet before signing off for the Sabbath:

"Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

That was in response to someone asking her how could she say an unborn baby was "sentient" if it couldn't survive outside the womb.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)


The most disingenuous arguments for abortion I've heard have come from men.

The unassailable position for life, which deeply affected me, came from women... and not just any set of women, but strong and venerable women who communicated what a mere male could not.

To this day, Lorelei, I salute you.

Posted by: The Enlightended Hat at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (itfg0)

645 "Don't tell the liquor store. They still take my checks."
-Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

646 So, I just recently bought a home. I don't have to pay mortgage or HOA dues this month, and my bills are mostly pro-rated due to a change of billing date because of the move.

I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

647 617,
Just watched it myself but from a copy off my LD that is on my computer.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (zOpu5)

648 Soon-Yi was NOT Woody Allen's stepdaughter.
She was his one of his girlfriend's many adopted kids.
Allen and Farrow maintained separate residences, BTW, and Allen did not have a close relationship with Farrow's own adoptees.

I think Allen is a sleazeball but so is Farrow.
Read up about how her godmother Dorothy Previn was so good to her and how Farrow repaid the kindness by stealing her husband. Yeah, the Soon-Yi thing was nasty --- but also karma.

You know who else is a colossal POS? Soon-Yi. See how she repaid Farrow for literally lifting her out of the gutter?

What a despicable trio.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (0jtPF)

649 @642 If you mean that part where he laid over a barrel, hiked up his kimono, and started yelling "Hello Nipponese Sailor!", yes.
------------------------------

"Tom Cruise still has not come out of the closet!"

-- South Park
(the Scientology episode)

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mJxCG)

650 Escaflowne the series is watchable. Fan-service - the Luck Twins. The movie not so much because it does Rian Johnson in some ways.

Magic Knight Rayearth eeehhh... but then I was never a fan of anything that CLAMP put out.

Mark Anthony Edwards, thanks for finding "On Your Mark."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (pIpVu)

651 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)


H8r!!1!

Posted by: #ZombieLeftistLivesMatter at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (itfg0)

652 So, I just recently bought a home. I don't have to pay mortgage or HOA dues this month, and my bills are mostly pro-rated due to a change of billing date because of the move.

I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




what you need is tenants. what is your maximum occupancy based upon hoa regulations?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

653 -Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

Congrats. Welcome to the brotherhood.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (Ckg4U)

654 They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)




All the Gun Stores have Obama's picture prominently posted, too.

"Gun Salesman of the Decade".

It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of Black Rifles.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

655 Damnit, Anna.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)

656 So....
Quite a few people have pointed out that the government "shuts down" every weekend.
It's Friday night.

So, there's really no government "shutdown" that makes any difference until Monday morning.

What hype. My computer and the internet is still on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (JhE5a)

657 The barrel is hungry...

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (mJxCG)

658 That 20 year old who's mom chose not to abort who spoke at the rally today should have said - "those women marching tomorrow have something in common with all of us here today - their mothers didn't abort them either".

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (rv0Fo)

659 Oh, Ana...

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (isXXM)

660 ..."It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of scary Black Rifles
-Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)

661 I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

If you have anything left over, you can send a check to Nancy Pelosi with "crumbs" in the "for" line.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (zCyNd)

662 Close Tags, Anna. They are your Safety Valves.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

663 648 Soon-Yi was NOT Woody Allen's stepdaughter.
She was his one of his girlfriend's many adopted kids.
Allen and Farrow maintained separate residences, BTW, and Allen did not have a close relationship with Farrow's own adoptees.

I think Allen is a sleazeball but so is Farrow.
Read up about how her godmother Dorothy Previn was so good to her and how Farrow repaid the kindness by stealing her husband. Yeah, the Soon-Yi thing was nasty --- but also karma.

You know who else is a colossal POS? Soon-Yi. See how she repaid Farrow for literally lifting her out of the gutter?

What a despicable trio.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (0jtPF)


That any part of that is, or ought to be considered, "acceptable" is what has infected and poisoned out country.

Posted by: The Anti-Pestilent Hat at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (itfg0)

664 Thanks, Slap! I'm happy to be in that club!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (wSC8T)

665 I like Sarah Huckabee Sanders so much more than I like her dad.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (P8951)

666 The Hag Lives

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (rv0Fo)

667 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)
---
You're forgetting the Koi-pond Feeding and Twelve Diet Cokes massacres.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (JhE5a)

668 ..."It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of scary Black Rifles
-Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)




That's RAYSISS!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

669 Enjoy your stay in The Barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (Ckg4U)

670 They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

Thus far, I have refrained from attempting to claim the reward. If I get seriously broke and thirsty, though...a man's gotta know his limitations...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

671 "Thanks, Slap! I'm happy to be in that club!"
-Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (wSC8T)

*fistbump*

*cheers!*

*taps mug against screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)

672
Heh, Jenna responded to a Sally Kohn tweet. She screeched that Trump was kicking 200,000 Salvadorans out of the United States and back to a gang violence-ravished and impoverished disaster zone.

Jenna replied, "You misspelled shithole."

She replied to something "Chelsea" Manning said with "You are a human dumpster fire."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

673 658
That 20 year old who's mom chose not to abort who spoke at the rally
today should have said - "those women marching tomorrow have something
in common with all of us here today - their mothers didn't abort them
either".


Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (rv0Fo)

If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)

674 Escaflown Battle Theme

https://youtu.be/S1VFqsew26c

Yoko Kano does Carl Orff

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (rnAwa)

675 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

We are truly in the best timeline

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (rv0Fo)

676 The Horde - they cry out and I hear them. They say, 'Dyadya Palpatine, please. How we can celebrate without xardbas?' And I say, 'Here, have your fill.'

https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

677 -Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

Some of our Pr0n stars are National Treasures.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)

678 Oh well, just a sign to go watch Ponyo.

Jya ne!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 01:03 AM (pIpVu)

679 "If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)

^THIS^

Your preventable baby was NOT an inconvenience, you haggard scrunt.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

680 632
The Portuguese supplied matchlocks copied by the Japanese are known in English as harquebus or arquebus and hinawaju or teppo in Japan, also tanegashima, for the island where it was first introduced to Japan
Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)


Today, Tanegashima is the location of Japan's main space launch complex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanegashima_Space_Center

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:04 AM (sdi6R)

681 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...

Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

682 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl
------------

*shoves Official (not one of those fake ones) AoSHQ Indulgence into USB port*

I got a whole stack of 'em here. I've even had to use one for myself.

I think you should know that we care about you...not what is said here. Horde is like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (c/EDo)

683 "Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

I was young and dumb. Had the discussion with the ex wife about the option of abortion for our first child. We didn't pick that option thankfully. Can't imagine the "weird" thoughts I would have struggled with when I had a child latter if we chose to abort my wonderful daughter.

"weird" probably not a strong enough word.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 01:07 AM (xixZa)

684 She replied to something "Chelsea" Manning said with "You are a human dumpster fire."


BRADLEY Manning certainly is. It is indeed Interesting Times when a former porn actress is a voice of reason. That's very 21st Century.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (peJQi)

685 https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

Is there a stolen tank involved?

An old BTR at least?

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-upper-to at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)

686 >>> I'm sick!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)


Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)

687 You're forgetting the Koi-pond Feeding and Twelve Diet Cokes massacres.
Posted by: Axeman
-----------

The horrors of double scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (c/EDo)

688 673---If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)
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This brings to mind the French prohibition of an ad that showed Downs kids in a happy, cute light. It might lead some to question their extermination.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (0jtPF)

689 685. Naaah. Plentiful stocks, and we aren't in Murmansk, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

690 681 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...
Posted by: Jackal



THIS!! I'm not into anime at all. Cowboy Beebop is the only one I love. I can watch it repeatedly. Its fantastic. I always refer to CB as anime for people who don't like anime.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (peJQi)

691 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its
damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into
anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...


Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

My son adds another vote for Cowboy Bebop and recommends Trigun also.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2018 01:11 AM (FTXAT)

692 I'm going to keep hammering the Donations theme.

My email is in my nic. It is NOT a link. Hover over it and look to the bottom-left of your screen.

homemade gravy 71 at the hooya dot com.

Please get the P.O. Box, so as to donate to Northernlurker. His going overseas to spread The Word personifies The Prayer of St. Francis.

Please defray his funeral costs and spread the word.

I have the info, so double-check with me to get the real information you need to donate.

Thank You.

-Marc

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)

693 Naaah. Plentiful stocks, and we aren't in Murmansk, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

Zhivili!

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-upped-to at January 20, 2018 01:12 AM (zCyNd)

694 The horrors of double scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (c/EDo)
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I can still hear my buddy shouting "Incoming! It's TWO SCOOPS! WHO NEEDS TWO SCOOPS!!"

And then ... nothing...

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 01:13 AM (JhE5a)

695 Blabbing in the Senate again.


Supposedly 'movement' is happening, according to Nelson from FL, a democrat. Nelson wants to postponed teh shutdown for one day....lol

Mitch objects......



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (8iiMU)

696 I can still hear my buddy shouting "Incoming! It's TWO SCOOPS! WHO NEEDS TWO SCOOPS!!"

And then ... nothing...
Posted by: Axeman
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Well, Trump called in the strike on his own position. Balls of steel, that guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (nBBdT)

697 Anther D blabbing right now....Senator Tester?

Never heard of him.


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2018 01:15 AM (8iiMU)

698 Blabbing in the Senate again.


Supposedly 'movement' is happening, according to Nelson from FL, a democrat. Nelson wants to postponed teh shutdown for one day....lol

Mitch objects......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (8iiMU)


Me thinks the only "movement" is the dems shitting their pants.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

699 Ha. Tester is proposeing a THREE day delay....

What a circus.

Mish McC objects....




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (8iiMU)

700 685. Shkola xardbassa v. Russian Army.
https://youtu.be/CNtS9MI5Oe0

Every day, the evidence accumulates like empty vodka bottles - Slavs=Master Race.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

701 Man, American Furniture Warehouse's website is a pain. It takes several minutes to move on after clicking "Next".

All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (wSC8T)

702 691
I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its

damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into

anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...




Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

My son adds another vote for Cowboy Bebop and recommends Trigun also.


Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2018 01:11 AM (FTXAT)

=========
Oh, yeah. Trigun definitely. Interesting bit of trivia: the writer of the manga is a convert to Catholicism.

Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (o3+fQ)

703 And....Mitch adjourns until noon tomorrow....






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:17 AM (8iiMU)

704 All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)

705 Man, American Furniture Warehouse's website is a pain. It takes several minutes to move on after clicking "Next".

All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (wSC8T)


First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)

706 "Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)

Welcome to Mexico!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

707 That we know.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=373451#Bot

Posted by: All the Dave' at January 20, 2018 01:19 AM (t182E)

708 First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not.
Posted by: Berserker
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Exactly. Once you have a bit of rusted corrugated steel over your head, everything else is superfluous. Shop at the dump for the luxury items.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:21 AM (y3sT9)

709 Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)


Which means that you are Anasazi, which means that you are a cannibal.

*smiles*

Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Swift at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (itfg0)

710 704
Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)


I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (sdi6R)

711 Exactly. Once you have a bit of rusted corrugated steel over your head, everything else is superfluous. Shop at the dump for the luxury items.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:21 AM (y3sT9)

New arrivals daily!

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-done-been-upped-to at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (zCyNd)

712 >>Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?


A spork.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (isXXM)

713 Tester's one of the vulnerable Ds from Trump states (Montana). Four of these voted for the CR tonight - those from IN, WV, MO, ND, and ...... Jones from AL.


Note that since there are so few votes now in the Senate - precisely because the collapse of regular order, the use of catch-all CRs vs. individual approps bills, we see very few of these key votes. The reason you want lots of these votes is precisely to force these vulnerable Ds (in this case) to take stands that can be used against them at home.


Lee (UT) and Paul (KY) are GOP "no" votes that I don't get. Graham, well of course. Mitch voted no for procedural reasons, knowing he was far short of 60 anyway. Paul may be some spending issue - as in overall spending. But Lee? I think he's got a very stupid, irresponsible position on mass illegal migration, so that might explain it, even though he's not been visible in the current amnesty s**tshow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

714 "First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)

I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

715 Saint Slapweasel.
Speaker of The Gospel, Keep of The Faith.
God Bless You, sir.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (iEgYA)

716 I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.
Posted by: rickl
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I lived that way while in school. Mattress on the floor, light bulb suspended from the ceiling. Three years. Then came the trailer park...with all of the guys out on parole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:25 AM (nBBdT)

717 My bad. Misunderstanding, really. I blame the beer.

Stupid, delicious beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

718 I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)


If you still got bark on your ottoman you just might live in a shithole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

719 Bob...

Love you, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (Ckg4U)

720 A spork.
Posted by: garrett
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You get that while picking up dinner, from the dumpster behind McDonalds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (nBBdT)

721 I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

Bark is better. Otherwise, your wife insists on guests using coasters.

Posted by: Miklos, PM, no heavy equipment being operated at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (zCyNd)

722 "If you still got bark on your ottoman you just might live in a shithole."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

Barky ottomans are a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

723 716. Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:27 AM (fA1SL)

724 Bark is better. Otherwise, your wife insists on guests using coasters.
Posted by: Miklos
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Also, emergency rations.

Posted by: A North Korean at January 20, 2018 01:28 AM (nBBdT)

725 sleeping on a bare mattress, without sheets and a mattress pad, is surprisingly uncomfortable.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

726 I thank everyone who has inquired about Northern's P.O. Box.

I told him that The Horde was strong and I think he believes me, now! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (Ckg4U)

727 I sleep on the floor, atop a plush Persian rug.

Pair of .Mil-Surp wool blankets over me, for warmth. Small, firm pillow.

I can fall asleep on a soft mattress.

Sadly though, I can't then attain an upright posture in the morning, upon awakening.

Best sleep I ever enjoyed, was the dual-density 4" premium foam mattress in the aft cabin of the New Dawn.

Not only was the mattress firm, supportive and comfortable....but, a boat on the water, gently tugging at the dock lines with the merest whisper of a breeze?

Sleep of the Just.

And I miss it.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

728 Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




where?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (MTjB1)

729 Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




where?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (MTjB1)


I'm thinking the congo. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)

730 Ah, the nostalgia for days of youth....

Posted by: Miklos, the Fifth Yorkshireman at January 20, 2018 01:31 AM (zCyNd)

731 728. Texas. South-Central.

There was no comparison. A bed is a concession t weakness.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:31 AM (fA1SL)

732 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (zRegE)

733 I'm thinking the congo. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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I was guessing Pawley's Island

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (5OO3x)

734 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.
Posted by: RickZ
------------
It's...disturbing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:33 AM (5OO3x)

735 Texas. South-Central.

There was no comparison. A bed is a concession t weakness.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




well not so sure about the hammock but would agree on the floor thing. Would gladly sleep on the floor nearly anywhere, though my preference is a sleeping bag.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:34 AM (MTjB1)

736 have never slept well in a hammock.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:35 AM (MTjB1)

737 We used to dream of a bare mattress...

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

738 @682....

The Horde of Sane Patience an Understandin Abides......

The AoS is a Haven.....among many other Awesome things.....

But, especially the ONT.....Where the Supreme Council exercises REMARKABLE understandin an restraint. (Truth, as y'all very well know).......

Character......an dare I say, Proper Manners (as my Mother puts its) are keystones of what makes the Horde an AoS exceptional.

My, somewhat inebriated.....HA......7 cents......

Keep being Exceptional........It suits Y'all.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (t2yDE)

739 I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (sdi6R)


Bare mattress? You were rich! I had an air mattress in my first post-college apartment.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (zRegE)

740 735. Two blankets under, one around me in winter. In summer, string hammock strung.corner to corner - made the fan.more effective. Barely needed a/c to sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (fA1SL)

741 would go for an old army cot over an air mattress any day, unless I had to lug it with me.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)

742 "We used to dream of a bare mattress..."
-Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

P'shaw! When we kept the ants and scorpions off of us, we hoped for no lions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)

743 Two blankets under, one around me in winter. In summer, string hammock strung.corner to corner - made the fan.more effective. Barely needed a/c to sleep.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




so you had the hammock strung pretty tightly. you are right about the fan. hate sleeping in the heat but do not especially care for air conditioning. fans are the way to go so long as they are not blowing directly on you.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:38 AM (MTjB1)

744 Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)


Hot plate. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 01:39 AM (/SISC)

745 Speaking of the floor, Persian rug and wool blankets.

I'm shufflin' off to that locale, even now.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

746 743. * fistbump*

An indoor hammock is a luxury. Everyone should have such a good night's sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

747 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

748 Hey! I own scruples! It is actually a really fun game to play with a group of people although as a friend commented, it's the "judgiest game ever!"
The weird part is you try to get someone to answer the question the way you think they will.
It's kind of a deeply psychological thing to be a party game.

Posted by: sugar plum fairy #176-671 at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (pZAKS)

749 Fuck.......Predator just came on.....

"We're a rescue team......not assassins".......

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me..."

A Top 10 Pure 80's Classic..........I Love this Movie.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:41 AM (t2yDE)

750
Bare mattress? You were rich! I had an air mattress in my first post-college apartment.
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM


You had AIR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:42 AM (IqV8l)

751 When I first moved back into town and my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)

752 "Hey! I own scruples! It is actually a really fun game to play with a group of people although as a friend commented, it's the "judgiest game ever!"
The weird part is you try to get someone to answer the question the way you think they will.
It's kind of a deeply psychological thing to be a party game.
"
-Posted by: sugar plum fairy #176-671 at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (pZAKS)

New, from Hasbro!

"Judgey"

It is ans SJW game that tells you that you are Always Wrong, based on your race and gender!

Don't pick a card. Don't roll any dice. Your answer is wrong, hetero White Guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)

753 my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January




Priorities.




Your story could be an advertisement for glenfiddich,
davidoff cigars, or sony.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:46 AM (MTjB1)

754 732 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (zRegE)


Not exclusive of each other.

Just as long as one realizes that Battleship Yamato is basically the Pacific campaign in reverse...

Posted by: The Historical Hat at January 20, 2018 01:47 AM (itfg0)

755 You had AIR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:42 AM (IqV8l)


Well, I was told I was always full of hot air. Came in handy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (zRegE)

756
Is a TV set furniture?

Soylent Green furniture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (IqV8l)

757 751
I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)


LOL. Poverty is a state of mind.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (sdi6R)

758 Well hell. The only thing I got to say right now is.. ..



Woooo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2018 01:49 AM (nq1ao)

759 753
Davidoff - best cigarettes in history. Amazingly smooth and satisfying. Would that there were a domestic equivalent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:50 AM (fA1SL)

760 Yeah, I'm a little too old to have a mattress sitting directly on the floor, and an "entertainment center" consisting of a sheet of plywood on a couple of cinder blocks. I'm almost 29, you know!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (wSC8T)

761 When I first moved back into town and my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)


Well, like one of my old guitar players used to say. "I'd rather play a $4000 guitar on a $400 couch way more than playing a $400 guitar on a $4000 couch."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (aMlLZ)

762 Is a TV set furniture?

Soylent Green furniture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (IqV8l)


Those old tv consoles in the wood cabinets were definitely furniture. Sturdier than IKEA shelving.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (zRegE)

763 And Hawkins......(He of a "little pussy" fame....)......aka Shane Black is directing and co wrote the new Predator film.....with Boyd Hollbrook, who was Excellent in Logan, as a lead.......

Got hope that Shane leads us back into "ugly motherfucker" quality cinema.......

The Predator concept has sooooooo much potential to be AWESOME.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (t2yDE)

764 We used to dream of a bare mattress...
Posted by: rickl
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Well, for the first year, before I got the mattress, I slept on a pair of wooden pallets, salvaged from behind a Kmart. They smelled of fertilizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:53 AM (c/EDo)

765
As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

766 765
As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)


Meh...

Posted by: Rahm Emmanual... at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (itfg0)

767 760
All of my 'furniture' consisted of a trunk, a hammock, a kitchen table, and three chairs.
Realistically, I could have done without the table and chairs, but my kids were still kinda soft at first.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)

768 Well, for the first year, before I got the mattress, I slept on a pair of wooden pallets, salvaged from behind a Kmart. They smelled of fertilizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:53 AM (c/EDo)

Shoulda gone for the upscale pallets behind the Belk.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

769 As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.
Posted by: publius
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Oh, as a kid. Well, that's a whole different story. We had to sleep on a pile of discarded oyster shells outside of a seafood plant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:56 AM (9tO1t)

770 As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

Doubtful.

Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

771 Shoulda gone for the upscale pallets behind the Belk.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar
-------------

You're from the South?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (9tO1t)

772 Doubtful.

Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)


Cleveland?

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:58 AM (zRegE)

773 didn't any of you guys have access to a park bench and a newspaper?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:58 AM (MTjB1)

774 >> Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

You know, I do need to think these things through better.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (8O3HH)

775 Cleveland?
Posted by: RickZ at January




cuyahoga

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

776 You're from the South?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (9tO1t)

I can spot a pinewood pallet by the aroma.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (zCyNd)

777 771. He doesn't deny being Magyar, which means he's a Gypsy, which means he's an aspirational coon-ass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (fA1SL)

778 shithole countries are septic tanks.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

779 I can spot a pinewood pallet by the aroma.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar
----------

It was the comment about Belk that drew my attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (9tO1t)

780 cuyahoga

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

Burn on, Big River!

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)

782 he's an aspirational coon-ass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (fA1SL)

Aspirational, yes. Accordion and two-step skills need improvement. I think I'm good for the Cajun waltz and gumbo exams.

Posted by: Miklos, de le Molnar at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (zCyNd)

783 "cuyahoga"
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

Medina, here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)

784 Burn on, Big River!
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January




poor man's waste treatment, burn the water

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (MTjB1)

785 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




two words. flop. house.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:04 AM (MTjB1)

786 781. Get a real hammock - net and all that - and let her know and see that's how and where you sleep. Good Things will follow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

787 It was the comment about Belk that drew my attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (9tO1t)

I am sure I still have some clothes bought at Belk around. They had a good price/quality ratio.

And the ladies at the cosmetics counter.

Posted by: Miklos, Confederatin' at January 20, 2018 02:06 AM (zCyNd)

788 Get a real hammock - net and all that - and let her know and see that's how and where you sleep. Good Things will follow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January






you should be sure to let her know that she and her family can stay with you when the river gods are angry and the amazon floods.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:06 AM (MTjB1)

789 I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Solid-colored glass Christmas ornaments. You can even color-coordinate to impress. Just don't have a cat or a big dog with a long tail.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:07 AM (zRegE)

790 781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Hahahahahaha. Sniff. I remember my 20s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:07 AM (h2Bdk)

791
Wish I could sleep.

Maybe a beer would help.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 20, 2018 02:08 AM (GroCc)

792 I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




or a trap door with a good latch and a solid padlock.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:08 AM (MTjB1)

793 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January

Bales of cash. Sit on 'em, bust 'em open and roll around...-quite versatile.

Posted by: Miklos, interior decoratin' at January 20, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)

794 I am sure I still have some clothes bought at Belk around. They had a good price/quality ratio.

And the ladies at the cosmetics counter.
Posted by: Miklos, Confederatin
------------

Well, it's been sold now. Out of the family. One of my cousins used to babysit for the family. Tim Belk, the last CEO, was one of her charges. She jokes about changing his diaper when he was a baby.

Company was sold for $3 Billion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (cp1if)

795 What do you mean, "remember my 20s", Ace's Liver? Aren't we all in our late 20s here?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (wSC8T)

796 Bales of cash. Sit on 'em, bust 'em open and roll around...-quite versatile.
Posted by: Miklos
--------------

Scrooge McDuck? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:11 AM (cp1if)

797 795 What do you mean, "remember my 20s", Ace's Liver? Aren't we all in our late 20s here?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (wSC8T)


Of course. But now I'm in my jaded late 20s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:12 AM (h2Bdk)

798 Scrooge McDuck? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:11 AM (cp1if)

I use MikDuck these days.

Sold the original name as a Trade/Service Mark.

Posted by: Miklos, hair unapparent at January 20, 2018 02:13 AM (zCyNd)

799 Enough. Time for the hammock. Tomorrow will be rough, the streets strewn with the victims of the shutdown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:13 AM (cp1if)

800
A paternal side aunt of mine worked at a Belk's for most of her life.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:14 AM (8O3HH)

801 Company was sold for $3 Billion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (cp1if)

If I recall, the family sold it, bought it back, and then finally sold it.

Posted by: Miklos, I think "saddlebred" was the store brand at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)

802 use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January





seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)

803 The Shithole's in Djibouti surpass expectations..........even more disconcerting is the normalcy with which the locals utilize the "facilities".......

Af-fuck a-stan is equally on par, but culturally different,.......

Bangladeshi Shithole's are conceptually the same......but in reality......they are their own singular kind of fuckin awful.

Tripadvisor, Yelp, etc......All those sorta sites depend on 1st hand reviews.......The INSANITY of disregarding the same 1st hand accounts of places 99.9 percent of folks will never go.....from Immensely Credible sources..., is......fuckin insane.

Ha.......nothing new.

Maybe a mandatory Outhouse Semester for every American would help with politically repercussion based visualization......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 02:16 AM (t2yDE)

804 I'm pretty sure these callers on Coast to Coast tonight are AoS posters trolling the guest host.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:17 AM (Fikbq)

805 I'm pretty sure these callers on Coast to Coast tonight are AoS posters trolling the guest host.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:17 AM (Fikbq)

You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

Posted by: Miklos, Nubiran at January 20, 2018 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

806 You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?
Posted by: Miklos, Nubiran at January





well yes but it was not put there by aliens.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (MTjB1)

807 No implant that I know of.

I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)

808 >> You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

You know that could explain a lot of things with me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (8O3HH)

809 seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)


Meh. I have the opposite philosophy. Furniture goes in and out of style like clothing. You don't buy clothing and expect to keep it forever, why do it with furniture? I say buy some cheap crap from IKEA, have a little fun with it, and plan to replace it in a few years.

Besides, if you're a single guy looking to get married and have a family... your wife isn't going to like your furniture, guaranteed, so you'll be getting rid of it anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (h2Bdk)

810 I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)

That's what they always say.

Posted by: the Rosicrucians at January 20, 2018 02:24 AM (zCyNd)

811 I wonder if the greys do boob jobs or butt jobs. You know boob and butt implants.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:25 AM (8O3HH)

812 If I recall, the family sold it, bought it back, and then finally sold it.
Posted by: Miklos
-----------
The original format was all stores had local partners, very successful.

William Henry Belk's biography is a very interesting read, if you can find it. I have a signed copy.

Now, I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (w1zJX)

813 807
I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.
Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)


Those are the best kind!

Wait. Maybe they're the worst kind.

I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)

814 One last comment, Schumer is the very lowest form of life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (w1zJX)

815 You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

You know that could explain a lot of things with me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (8O3HH)

The main thing about the alien implants is that replacement batteries are a real pain to find. The nearest place to my house is 12000 light years away.

Amazon says they'll have them soon, though.

Posted by: Miklos the Nubiran Rosicrucian at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

816 seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)


Garage sales and flea markets.

But you do give good advice. Buy stuff that, once bought, is checked off 'the list'. I bought my wood desk back in '86 when the company I worked for was relocating -- for the princely sum of $150. It's large and heavy (it takes more than two people to move it), with that 50s-60s Danish modern look, not like the cheapies used in offices today. I will never have to buy another desk again. Wheeled desk chairs are another matter.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (zRegE)

817 Must sleep.

Remember to send me an email to help Northernlurker.

Nic has the email. It is NOT a link. Jot it down.

home made gravy 71 (all one word) at the Hooya dot com.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

818 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)


¯ \_( ツ _/ ¯

Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

819 ¯\_(ツ )_/¯

Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

820 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)



Yes.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (Fikbq)

821 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)

822 781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Not too many. They like them unfinished.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (di1hb)

823 Meh. I have the opposite philosophy. Furniture goes in and out of style like clothing. You don't buy clothing and expect to keep it forever, why do it with furniture? I say buy some cheap crap from IKEA, have a little fun with it, and plan to replace it in a few years.

Besides, if you're a single guy looking to get married and have a family... your wife isn't going to like your furniture, guaranteed, so you'll be getting rid of it anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January



well, depends upon what you are buying. go to pottery barn and get some good enough furniture. buy a leather couch and lounge chair of your choice. they have been making and selling the same designs for nearly 30 years and the sell every year.

put it in your living room now. when you upgrade or tet married this stuff goes into your office / den.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (MTjB1)

824 >> The main thing about the alien implants is that replacement batteries are a real pain to find.

I figured those things would be powered by the zero point field or something, limitless free energy as the woo-woos go on about.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (8O3HH)

825 I think I did all right! I got a living room set, a dining room set, a desk and a bed frame for, oh, about half of the not-exactly-Bezos-money in my bank account.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:34 AM (wSC8T)

826 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)



Meh. They're poseurs.

Posted by: Bilderberg Group at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (peJQi)

827 I figured those things would be powered by the zero point field or something, limitless free energy as the woo-woos go on about.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (8O3HH)

I got the free one, not the Xs or whatever.

Posted by: Miklos the Nubiran Rosicrucian at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

828 I said... G'Night ,Ev'ry-Buddy.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)

829 You'd think that there would be some appreciation.

Gee Whiz.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:37 AM (Ckg4U)

830

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)


Nighty!

Not to wear, I mean.

Not that it would be anything wrong, or anything.

Posted by: Miklos the expresssive at January 20, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

831 Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

You people made Steve Guttenberg a star.
Why?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:41 AM (Fikbq)

832 Illuminati + genetically engineered vegetables-

This Coast to Coast is approaching classic Art Bell quality.

Posted by: Miklos the kind of former alien at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (zCyNd)

833 Goodnight Mr. Slapford Weasel. Pleasant dreams of a sweet Honey Badger.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (Fikbq)

834 Good night, Slapweasel.

I realize it's impolite, but I don't usually say goodnight myself. I just either pass out on the keyboard or trundle off to bed.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (sdi6R)

835
[Looks at captcha]



The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword
Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the
Genshiken sequel.



[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)

LOL, I looked at it, too. My conclusion? No girls, and no boys. They are all cartoon characters, and hence imaginary.
I am in St. George, UT, tonight, on the road home from AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (0gCWK)

836 I just woke up-I'm okay. My thoughts right now are good and healthy.
But anyhow these words passed through my head.
Worldwide Moron Tour.
Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)

837 Illuminati + genetically engineered vegetables


Add some corn beef and potato's and you have a meal!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 02:45 AM (peJQi)

838 Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)


Barry's presidency.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (zRegE)

839 Yeah, this is quality lunacy. Art would be proud in between assassination attempts.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (Fikbq)

840 Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)

It means we need a sponsor.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (zCyNd)

841 Unlikely anyone still cares, but the last two characters left unIDed both turned out to be normal. Naho Takemiya from Orange in the top left and Futaba Yoshioka from Ao Haru Ride in the center.

So only four of the pictures ended up being guys. Not as bad as feared!

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)

842 I looked at the capchta and just determined that since they were all cartoons, none were girls.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:48 AM (Fikbq)

843 Wildcard poster it's your time to type something but make it fast we have an important message from Norry's Beets coming up fast!

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:49 AM (Fikbq)

844 Wildcard poster it's your time to type something but make it fast we have an important message from Norry's Beets coming up fast!

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:49 AM (Fikbq)

The concept may need some tweaking, as did the original "Beets by Dr. Dre".

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

845 I just read the Tom Petty link. It's too bad he didn't just go to the hospital to get his hip fixed instead of masking the pain with painkillers.

Painkillers are for when you have chronic pain that can't be fixed by surgery. In Petty's case, it sounds like it could have been. What a shame.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (sdi6R)

846 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)

You mean East St. Louis, no?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:52 AM (zCyNd)

847 821 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)


Yup...

Posted by: The Stonecutters (Now With A Musical Interlde) at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (itfg0)

848 The concept may need some tweaking, as did the original "Beets by Dr. Dre".
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

It's a real product. hehe

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7fn66mo

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (Fikbq)

849
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7fn66mo

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (Fikbq)

The "Super Beets"-of course it's for real.

I thought you meant the Dr. Dre Beets part...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:56 AM (zCyNd)

850
Good night Slap. I just got back here after taking a little break. And by break I mean.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:57 AM (8O3HH)

851 Last time I spent as much money at once as I just did (apart from putting down the earnest money on my condo) was when I had to get some surgery done last year.

I'm pretty sure "I just spent two grand on furniture" sounds way more interesting to a lady than "I just spent two grand on hernia surgery".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (wSC8T)

852 And by break I mean.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:57 AM (8O3HH)

"Yep-it's not sprained, it's broken."

-ER Doc

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (zCyNd)

853 I'm pretty sure "I just spent two grand on furniture" sounds way more interesting to a lady than "I just spent two grand on hernia surgery".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (wSC8T)

Why didn't you just donate your hernia to charity and take a big tax deduction?

Posted by: Bill and Hill C. at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (zCyNd)

854 Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)

Which means that you are Anasazi, which means that you are a cannibal.

*smiles*
Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Swift at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (itfg0)



The killer instict: Let's just admit it, good looks, intelligence, wit, and charm can only get you so far.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (lIZQs)

855 Night all.

Seems I've over hurried myself for some months.

Hopefully not bad...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2018 03:02 AM (itfg0)

856 >> Yep-it's not sprained, it's broken."

-ER Doc

I can imagine waking up after surgery. The doc has a serious, pained looked on his face.

Give it to me straight, doc, I say.

Brace yourself, son. I, I, uh. Mr. Happy didn't make it. We had to amputate it, son. Balls too. Have you ever considered transitioning?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (8O3HH)

857 The killer instict: Let's just admit it, good looks, intelligence, wit, and charm can only get you so far.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (lIZQs)

Within striking distance?

Posted by: Miklos, not on the crime blotter recently at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (zCyNd)

858 Nighty!

Not to wear, I mean.

Not that it would be anything wrong, or anything.
Posted by: Miklos the expresssive at January 20, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

That's why I love this bunch.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:04 AM (nBr1j)

859 Brace yourself, son. I, I, uh. Mr. Happy didn't make it. We had to amputate it, son. Balls too. Have you ever considered transitioning?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (8O3HH)

Especially if it was aftermarket to begin with.

Posted by: Chelsea "I named it Bradley" at January 20, 2018 03:05 AM (zCyNd)

860 I just noticed what time it is. As Justin Wilson would say, "Hoooo!". Yeah, I'd better get to bed. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 03:06 AM (wSC8T)

861 What is it, hour 3 of the shut down?

Just looked out the window. No bodies piling up yet.
I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.

Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)

862 I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.

Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)

Being registered to vote.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 03:09 AM (zCyNd)

863 So, with the shutdown and all, has CNN started running stories on dumpster diving IRIS agents?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:13 AM (nBr1j)

864 So, with the shutdown and all, has CNN started running stories on dumpster diving IRIS agents?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:13 AM (nBr1j)

If Lois Lerner's pension check doesn't arrive, the benefits to a shutdown are apparent.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 03:16 AM (zCyNd)

865 Oyasumi.

Ponyo was fun. Even if the Disney subtitles are a bit loose with being faithful, they are far superior to the dub scripts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 03:26 AM (pIpVu)

866 Within striking distance?
Posted by: Miklos, not on the crime blotter recently at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM



Striking distance has historically increased over the centuries.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:31 AM (lIZQs)

867 Well, it's 0200 here in St. George, and I have a lot of miles to drive tomorrow, so I had best get to bed. And there is a forecast for a Winter storm here, with snowfall. Goody, goody. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2018 03:54 AM (0gCWK)

868 Rise and shine

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)

869 I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.


Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)
---

there is a process for that... stay tuned.

Posted by: Soylent Inc Media at January 20, 2018 04:08 AM (tjNqg)

870 Rise and shine
Posted by: Skip

Oh, good, Skip's up!
Two eggs over easy, bacon (crispy), no hash browns. And toast. Do you have rye?

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 04:14 AM (oaRT6)

871 Alberta Oil Peon, good night.

God speed your travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:20 AM (hyuyC)

872 Do you have rye?

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 04:14 AM (oaRT6)


For breakfast? Stick with the Bloody Mary.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 04:25 AM (zRegE)

873 Well, I think you should have rye bread toast. With extra butter! What about scrapple? Can we have fried scrapple with eggs next week?

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 04:26 AM (oaRT6)

874 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:29 AM (hyuyC)

875 What about scrapple? Can we have fried scrapple with eggs next week?

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 04:26 AM (oaRT6)

You'll get Kaboom, and you'll like it!

Posted by: The Miklos Hut at January 20, 2018 04:30 AM (zCyNd)

876 I once actually got this impossible captcha. The sigma has an umlaut?!!!
https://ibb.co/h3Eogw

Posted by: mephistefales at January 20, 2018 04:30 AM (m5HAn)

877 In a couple of hours I'll make 3 eggs sunny-side up.

To start, I put a quarter's size of zombie-recommended CA olive oil in the skillet, break the eggs, and then put a thin dusting of 4-cheese shredded cheese on top.

Cook on low until the yokes just start to lose the yellow-orange colour.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:34 AM (hyuyC)

878 mephistefales, that one's weird. But what does 'Stop Spam, Read Books' mean?

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 04:35 AM (zRegE)

879 mephistefales

Woh. I was told there was no math on the blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:36 AM (hyuyC)

880 > this impossible captcha.
The sigma has an umlaut?!!!
---
It's a trap! Only robots can do that.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 04:37 AM (oaRT6)

881 So, has the Feds EFT program been stopped? Cause that would save a lot of money.

And the infrastructure plan later can assist in rebuilding the smoldering inner cities.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:43 AM (hyuyC)

882 Stumbled onto Brawl in Cell Block 99 by the writer and director of Bone Tomahawk. Wow! Both movies made for men.

That's some serious talent on display in both films.

Now I can't sleep.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 04:47 AM (g4lFK)

883 RH negative blood type is the alien implant.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 04:49 AM (g4lFK)

884 Monk

Give us the non-Ace movie review, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:51 AM (hyuyC)

885 Tip Top YahOOOooo news,

Government Shutdown Begins..
WH won't negotiate with Dems.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 04:56 AM (8ikIW)

886 Bruce

Yahoo reporting will be in lockstep with the rest of the MAIM (Mainstream Agit-Prop and Indoctrination Media).

I see more trolls on other sites, with clear instructions to kneecap Trump.

At least it's not Fort Sumpter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 04:59 AM (hyuyC)

887 NaCly,

I only read YahooOOOoo for the headlines. I think most other people do too as it's my gateway to my emails.

It's worse then the National Inquirer.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:02 AM (8ikIW)

888 Bruce

I have my yahoo mail sent to Mac Mail, to avoid their headlines. My wife, OTOH, does not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 05:08 AM (hyuyC)

889 Bone Tomahawk is about some troglodyte cannibals who rkidnap some towns members out West in the. 1890's Kurt Russell and gang send out a search party to track and rescue them. Badass. Pacing was tense and stoic.

Brawl in Cell Block 99 had Vinve Vaughn playing a straight edge former boxer/fighter going through trails to protect and provide for his wife and baby. He has a strong moral code and principles. Goes from auto mechanic to drug middle man to prison. Has to pay a debt to save his wife by fighting. Absolutely brutal and determined pace.

Highly recommend both.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 05:12 AM (g4lFK)

890 There are lots of Christmas lights still out and on

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:12 AM (aC6Sd)

891 NaCly.

I have one of my emails I open with YahoOOoo. The headlines are actually funny to me. Especially when they get into the most recent OMG!! Trump is bad stuff that is debunked within an hour. They'll leave the story with the screaming headline up for half a day.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:13 AM (8ikIW)

892 President Donald Trump has eggs for breakfast.

YaHOoOOO Headline reads.

Trump!! eats babies for breakfast.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:15 AM (8ikIW)

893 Vince Vaughn was like Punisher with his fists and feet. Brutal and savage close combat fighting. Best performance in last 15 years at least.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 05:15 AM (g4lFK)

894 In a couple of hours I'll make 3 eggs sunny-side up.

To start, I put a quarter's size of zombie-recommended CA olive oil in the skillet, break the eggs, and then put a thin dusting of 4-cheese shredded cheese on top.

Cook on low until the yokes just start to lose the yellow-orange colour.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

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Simpler, Blue Collar version-
Per person:
Fry 4 strips bacon
In bacon grease, fry eggs.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 05:17 AM (oaRT6)

895 Just starting coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd)

896 pogomip

It sounds and tastes so good. That's what I do when I camp or backpack.

At home I want a faster meal. And now I'm hungry. BBL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2018 05:22 AM (hyuyC)

897 Just starting coffee
Posted by: Skip

Drinking it or making it?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:22 AM (8ikIW)

898 I take it the government is shut down, need to find out.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:22 AM (aC6Sd)

899
Simpler, Blue Collar version-
Per person:
Fry 4 strips bacon
In bacon grease, fry eggs.
Posted by: pogomip


Dad, is that you? Been gone for nigh on 20 years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2018 05:22 AM (pNxlR)

900 I take it the government is shut down, need to find out.
Posted by: Skip

Don't go outside. It's raining death because of the shutdown.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:23 AM (8ikIW)

901 Bodies all over. The smell of death is pervasive.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 05:24 AM (+lOpA)

902 Still much danger!!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 05:24 AM (+lOpA)

903 Making, it didn't start yet

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:25 AM (aC6Sd)

904 Grease....grease is good.

Posted by: eleven Gekko at January 20, 2018 05:26 AM (+lOpA)

905 Fry 4 strips bacon
In bacon grease, fry eggs.
Posted by: pogomip


After years of camping with my family, I went on my first campout with the Boy Scouts. Our first breakfast was whatever we brought from home. Some of the guys are eating PBJs or cold cereal. I get some coals off to the side and make the popmip breakfast. Along with some Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
Many eyes were upon me as I consumed my feast.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:26 AM (8ikIW)

906 Hey Skip!
Have you had scrapple? I like it. It needs spices, though. Cumin, perhaps?

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 05:28 AM (oaRT6)

907 That means Mueller's goon squad is on hiatus? Well I'm sure this weekend they are banging mistresses but Monday they don't need to get out of bed.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:28 AM (aC6Sd)

908 Scrapple is the Devil's breakfast.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 05:29 AM (+lOpA)

909 The flag that Malcolm X planted on Mars flies at half staffed this morning due to all the death in the streets.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 20, 2018 05:30 AM (SkuXa)

910 Ate scrapple often enough as a kid, especially when camping. I had my fill and don't need it.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:31 AM (aC6Sd)

911 Since we ate out of drinking water we are stacking the dead over the storm drains so that the water will back up.

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:32 AM (8ikIW)

912 are out, not ate out

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:33 AM (8ikIW)

913 I wish the Government could be half-staffed.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 05:33 AM (+lOpA)

914 I have been out, nothings moving out there, no government money

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:33 AM (aC6Sd)

915 The gov should retire out like the EPA til every dept. is 1/10 what it was.

Fuck 1/2.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2018 05:38 AM (+lOpA)

916 Coffee is finally done

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:38 AM (aC6Sd)

917
Boy, oh boy, the ravens will have plenty of good eatin' today!

Is Radio Free Schumer Shutdown still broadcasting?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2018 05:41 AM (0spTc)

918 Ate scrapple often enough as a kid, especially when camping. I had my fill and don't need it.
Posted by: Skip

Ja. Needs more grease and spice.

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 05:43 AM (oaRT6)

919 Is Radio Free Schumer Shutdown still broadcasting?

They forced some Illegals to ride the bicycle generators

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2018 05:43 AM (8ikIW)

920
Years from now, when your grandchildren are gathered around you and one of them asks, "What did you do during the Great Schumer Shutdown?", you won't have to sigh and say, "I shoveled bodies off the roofs of vehicles."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2018 05:46 AM (pNxlR)

921 That's it exactly! David Bowie, Crying Game, my little girl wants to play little league, women fight pilots, etc. No difference. Whatever happened to GOD's Creation? Yeah, I know. That ole debbil. And instead of lounging around the garden, I have to go to work. Maybe even by the sweat of my brow. Supposed to reach 60 degrees today in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)

922 Off to stand hip deep in a cypress pond just to see the sun come up and shoot a wood duck but.....mostly to see the sun come up and see a wood duck. And share with grandson.

Posted by: Agitator at January 20, 2018 05:51 AM (X+71N)

923 Never saw Crying Game, or Broke Back Mountain, hmmmm a patern here I think but can't quite put it together

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 05:52 AM (aC6Sd)

924 Hey Skip- just made some cinnamon rolls. Want a couple? Here y'go...

Posted by: pogomip at January 20, 2018 05:58 AM (oaRT6)

925 "Years from now, when your grandchildren are gathered around you and one of them asks, "What did you do during the Great Schumer Shutdown?", you won't have to sigh and say, "I shoveled bodies off the roofs of vehicles.""

Really, no ?

I haz a sadz.

And we all haz a noodz !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 20, 2018 05:58 AM (oVWx5)

926 Just in case you haven't heard, we are taking up a collection to defray the cost of Northernlurker's beloved wife's funeral.

Contact me at: home made gravy 71 (alloneword) at The Hooya dot com.

Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:06 AM (Ckg4U)

927 We have avoided the cost of going through a Prog charity site because he has a Post Office Box, to which you can send a check or money order.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:08 AM (Ckg4U)

928
Six hours into the government shutdown and it's impossible to sleep. The sounds of sirens everywhere, taking bodies to the morgue. My daughter just asked me, "Why is Trump doing this to the country?"

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. In the end all I could do is hug her and tell her, "I don't know, honey."

Posted by: CheChe at January 20, 2018 06:11 AM (2FqvZ)

929 I told my daughter that we're all getting nuked and she can either cry or dig a fuckin' hole.

...She grabbed a shovel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:15 AM (Ckg4U)

930 P.S.:

I don't have a daughter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:30 AM (Ckg4U)

931 One of the cruelest Iowahawk "Cons" listings was for Toronto. It supposedly doesn't have a professional hockey team. Ouch.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 20, 2018 06:32 AM (Lk8va)

932 I thought the Maple Leafs were in Toronto.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:33 AM (Ckg4U)

933 They are. Maybe I missed the joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 06:35 AM (Ckg4U)

934 I liked the Mike Rowe link, except for his use of the "flat earth" myth to make his point. I've got a bit of an attitude about this, but then, it's a great big lie perpetuated by our schools. They were doing that well before the left's "long march". Totally exploded, but it's accepted as something "everyone knows" even by the highly educated.

Posted by: George LeS at January 20, 2018 06:59 AM (+TcCF)

935 It's a trick! None of "them" identify as female!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 20, 2018 08:36 AM (xUc0d)

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