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New NBC Poll: Democrat Advantage on Generic Congressional Ballot Falls from +11 to +6



Yesterday I posted about an NPR/Marist poll showing the Democrat advantage falling from +13 to +6, so these polls mutually confirm each other.

There's also this:



Here's the article, headlined: CNN poll: DACA not worth a shutdown, except to Democrats.

As Democrats push a Shutdown, the public now retracts its supposed support for DACA and says "keep the government open, and who cares about DACA."

Given that the public opinion stars are aligning to tell Republicans they're in a much stronger position than the (typically retarded) conventional wisdom had had it a week ago, I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




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Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R5lpX)

2
This is a big effin deal. Normally generic candidates always do better than the incumbent until a named candidate enters the mix. To have a generic candidate perform so poorly is not good for the Dems.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R5lpX)

4 1st..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (ILitO)

5 Shut. It. Down.

F the illegals and their ilk.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (J9wxX)

6 Miss Lindsey will be offering her engorged hindquarters momentarily.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

7 If the Government shuts down tonight, will the Milford Stop & Shop be closed too?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (qYCgM)

8 Nice line by Forbes on Fox.

"Commercial transactions were below Obama."

Posted by: redenzo at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (14qvS)

9
Not to worry. Lindsay Graham is here to screw us over. Something has got to be done about him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

10 My ass hurts.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)

11 stomping on the double threads. Excellent Friday. Senate democrats pushing a bill that says if there is a shutdown they should not get paid. Well, duh.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

12 I always do well in these kinds of polls.

* Strains to hear and comprehend *

Oh, I thought you said "geriatric."

* Drools and nods off to sleep *

Posted by: Thad Cochran at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (9vQJW)

13 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret. at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

14 9


Not to worry. Lindsay Graham is here to screw us over. Something has got to be done about him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)
Is he trying to be the next 'maverick'? Useless twit.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

15
Oh how I wish Intrade were still around..... I had a LOT of fun being annoying on poll threads with that meme.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (eXA4G)

16 Government boot comes off the neck of the American citizens. Dems took a huge risk on tax bill. I don't think it will end well for them.

Posted by: redenzo at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (14qvS)

17 Democrats +6 in poll weighted +12 democrat!

#BLUEWAVE


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (3BFzK)

18

Negotiations don't really start until the picket lines go up.

Posted by: Teamster Business Agent and Pension Fund Manager at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (GroCc)

19 10 My ass hurts.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)


It should. Tom Cotton kicked it so hard the word "Vibram" is imprinted up to your sigmoid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

20 If the Government shuts down, will we still get our tax cuts? Can I still get lumber at Home Depot?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (qYCgM)

21 Called nood on the coal thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (rpAqR)

22 rats, that's what I get for reading the contretemps.

but it's not important, because Hillary is so far ahead that she hardly thinks about Trump anymore. whoops.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (ILitO)

23 Ha

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (ZxmL6)

24 Someone else call the corgis. I got something to do real quick.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (R5lpX)

25 I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Linsdey Graham: "Oh Oh, let me go first!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

26 Shut it down. Give them nothing and force individual votes on military funding, welfare funding, funding for opioid addiction, funding for food stamps.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (ZxmL6)

27 Which means dems -20

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)

28 I believe the correct term is "willowed" from a previous thread:

Simplemind comment 485 in the March for Life re: Pope Francis and the award. I did not know the full context and I'm very disappointed that the Vatican did not require a cease and desist and denial from that woman for her slander about abortion support by the Pope. Yes, I know he makes is sound plausible, but on this issue I do believe he is solid.

I will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.

Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (dYDe7)

29

If Congress fails to avert a government shutdown by its Friday deadline, the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off...

The panda cams allow curious folk and panda enthusiasts to watch the three giant pandas -- Tian Tian, Mei Xiang and Bei Bei -- while they play, roam around, sleep and chomp on bamboo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

30 http://bit.ly/2DkeVNY

Judicial Watch Releases "NEW Smoking Gun" Proof Hillary Clinton Mishandled Classified Information (VIDEO)

Willowed

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (y3aQB)

31 SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2WfB0)

32 I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.
---
It is, how you say, inevitable.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

33 If there is a shutdown, PDJT will punch back, saying "Dems care more about illegal immigrants than US citizens. Sad."

Meanwhile, the GOPe will clutch its pearls and shriek that he should follow protocol: supinely accept the Dem narrative and fold. Worthless cucks.

Posted by: Butch at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (hXu8T)

34 29 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (IqV8l)


What about Fen Fen? Oh, wait a sec...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

35 If the Government shuts down, will my phone still work? Should I still flush, or will the tank not refill?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (qYCgM)

36 I'm sure incompetent boob McConnell will dig deep in his reserve of stupidity to pull out a win for the Dems. Perhaps he will pull a "deal" where he gives the Dems DACA in exchange for $100 billion to Democrat interest groups and a two year "blank check" to insurance companies.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (JpcyW)

37 I guess there are still people who think polls are not lies put out to gaslight us.

Huh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (oVWx5)

38 if the government shuts down, will we still get our dish of dog crap?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ILitO)

39 I believe the Trump luck is so good that there will be a couple more DACA commited crimes during these talks.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (3QAtO)

40 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

41 Thinking that supporting those Dreamer dickholes is a winning issue is something so fucking dumb I have a hard time not associating it with the GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (y7DUB)

42 After McCain leaves the Senate in disgrace and dies a horrible painful death, his butt buddy Graham will be soon to follow.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

43 #SurrenderTheirStarfishes

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

44 31 SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2WfB0)


Mulvaney "kerned" that one. The onomatopoeia is perfect and memorable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

45 Schumer Schutdown!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (3BFzK)

46 I love the government shutdown - it's good for business!

Posted by: Orange barrier guy at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (mtGE/)

47 I'm still taking emails.

If you'd like to contribute to Northernlurker's "Keep me from digging into my Retirement" -fund?

I can be reached at home made gravy 71, (alloneword) at thehooya dot com.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)

48 Death of the Democrat Party -

Live by Identity Politics, die by the Balkanization.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (pIpVu)

49 40 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

------------------

yeah, so did I but then I thought "if the shoe fits..."

Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

50
I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Trending #1 on PornHub.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (2FqvZ)

51 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

& the problem is what Exactly?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (y3aQB)

52 Shomer Shabbos!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)

53 39 I believe the Trump luck is so good that there will be a couple more DACA commited crimes during these talks.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (3QAtO)


I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

54 "Given that the public opinion stars are aligning to tell Republicans they're in a much stronger position than the (typically retarded) conventional wisdom had had it a week ago, I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives."

Gold Jerry!
Gold I tell you.

Posted by: tdatsd at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (Pz27W)

55 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (ZxmL6)

56 If the government shuts down, I guess I'll talk to all you guys after the internet comes back up.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

57
52 Shomer Shabbos!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)


Schumer Shabazz...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

58 Simplemind comment 485 in the March for Life re: Pope Francis and the award. I did not know the full context and I'm very disappointed that the Vatican did not require a cease and desist and denial from that woman for her slander about abortion support by the Pope. Yes, I know he makes is sound plausible, but on this issue I do believe he is solid.

I will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.
Posted by: Iris



Check the seriousness of the award. The pope's pr guy says is not a biggie award. Others say a papal knighthood award is a big deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (rpAqR)

59 If the Government shuts down, will the ATMs still work? Should I buy some bitcoin tonight?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (qYCgM)

60 #SurrenderTheirWives.

I was talking to the midget girl last night about how the Inuits displaced the Beothuk and the Dorsett and she said "what do you mean 'displaced'?"

I meant ate their food, fucked their women, and killed their men. That's what people do.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (fuK7c)

61 If there's a shutdown, Republicans are saying they'll be in no hurry to end it. Mulvaney says he'll manage it to minimize the impact on citizens, which is the opposite of Obama's approach.

It could actually be fun.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (398bZ)

62 Judicial Watch Releases "NEW Smoking Gun" Proof Hillary Clinton Mishandled Classified Information (VIDEO)

--------

She's already got so many smoking guns around her she's like the Las Vegas massacre killer. Another gun on the pile, while nice, doesn't mean much.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (JpcyW)

63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

64 I always read Marist Poll as Marxist Poll.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

65 This time the Repubs have the Trumpenfuhrer to inject some steel into their spines...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (LiyEm)

66 31
SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria


I heard that on the way home, and it's excellent. Others could be the Durbin Debacle, and the Pelosi Siezures.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

67 "Schumer Shabazz..."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

Sure...

I don't roll on Friday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (Ckg4U)

68 I used to pass Marist College everyday going to work. It happens to be right next to an insane asylum. Actually a mental hospital but I like the Un pc term insane asylum better.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (3QAtO)

69 If government is shutdown will pornhub still be up?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (3BFzK)

70 Here's how the "generic candidate" thing works.

PUBLIC: Our incumbent sucks! Anyone but him!

PARTY: Very well then, here's our candidate, vote for her!

PUBLIC: ...except for that numbskull!

PUBLIC: /re-elects incumbent

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (AM1GF)

71 Son of a bitchez, GOPe, better darned well stand fast on DACA denial. But I am only slightly optomistic that they have the balls to do so.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)

72
#1099TheDreamers -- before sending them packing. If they come back, they have some bills to pay.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

73 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!
Posted by: Mr Pink


Fucking awesome! Cities will burn in three days.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (rpAqR)

74 Top 70!

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (7DwnJ)

75 34% is even lower than the "Make Hillary President Right Now!!!" polls get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (k1TUh)

76 55 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (ZxmL6)


They cannot allow a Trump victory on the Wall, even if he only gets one foot of it funded. The insane base will revolt.

They also cannot allow anything that impedes the invasion of the illegal aliens as that is their future.

Dems are in a bad position. And thank G-d PDT is there to whip the GOP. I hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

77 I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)


Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)

78 If y'all look at the monuments during the shut down we will arrest you.

Those are the rules

Posted by: Park service at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (mtGE/)

79 61 If there's a shutdown, Republicans are saying they'll be in no hurry to end it. Mulvaney says he'll manage it to minimize the impact on citizens, which is the opposite of Obama's approach.

It could actually be fun.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (398bZ)

-------

I like it. It's not a shutdown but a "fun-down".

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (JpcyW)

80 daca dac daca daca daca
Hey Dacarena!

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (HgMAr)

81 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)


Ah, interesting. Who's reporting that?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (Enq6K)

82 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)

83 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)


Wow! But do we want this CR funded?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

84 *feverishly taking notes on conditioning and propaganda tactics*

Posted by: North Korea at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (jeefx)

85 Desperate Red State Dems Introducing Bill to Withhold Congress' Pay During Shutdown

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (y3aQB)

86 If the Government shuts down tonight, will the Milford Stop & Shop be closed too?
Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (qYCgM)

Ummmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (EoRCO)

87 77 I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)


Can you imagine if he nominates another Gorsuch? Pass the fucking popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

88 Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (Enq6K)
Breitbart

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (y3aQB)

89 Nancy Palsi will make sure every American gets a dish of doggie poop.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (kTDFP)

90 Wait to see if the government shuts down because of the Democrats

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (aC6Sd)

91 If the EBT shuts down I may need to stock some more food in the pantry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (pIpVu)

92 willowed -

sigh, bad translations. Just read this cringe in a study of an Arabic translation of some old Syriac apocalyptic writing -

"In the book there was written how the angels ravished John in a vision to the sky"

I think the word they are looking for is 'raptured'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)

93 Shutting down the fed for illegals is bad optics. Just sayin'

But don't count out the stupidity of the stupid party to make this a reality.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (iiixZ)

94 Fundown, you'd better take care
If I see you've been creeping down my back stairs.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Ckg4U)

95 Trump needs to leak a memo to his department heads telling them to prepare contingency plans for a six month shutdown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

96 The Schumer Shutdown thing just rolls off the tongue so nicely. I think it could be the next dance rage.

Think of it like a Jewish Macarena

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (2WfB0)

97 i thought November 2016 taught us not to believe polls?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (mahnP)

98 31
SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria


Que pasa con esa puta?

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

99 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)

I though a wolf with saggy teats and a couple of brats did.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (3QAtO)

100 Maybe that's how the meme of 72 Virgins started.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)

101 82 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)


There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

102
if the government shuts down, will we still get our dish of dog crap?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


There will be no cherry on top.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (IqV8l)

103 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

That two, we need nine more. Why Nine? Because Graham is going to vote no because he wants to give DACA away and Paul who is, well, a schmuck.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

104 I hope for Schumer's Shutdown but I think there will be nine most vulnerable, where Trump trounced in the EC, donk senators that will be given the okey dokey to vote to fund fedzilla.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (3BFzK)

105 Send the Dreamers to the Norks to throw on the grills for some proteins and fats as a peace offering.

Win-Win

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (jeefx)

106 Wait, the media told me that the polls indicate Americans favor DACA 137% to -63%.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (ypiFS)

107 reverse those options on the poll.

Shutdown.

Discontinue DACA.

Yes.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (48QDY)

108 Rush says DACA is not 800,000, but more like THREE AND A HALF MILLION.

Because chain. How racist of me to say chain.

It's because Hernando petitioned for mama, then papa, then abuelo and abuela, his aunt Maria, uncle Jose, shit, all his cousins, and probably his drug thug buddies with the fake IDs.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (U6f54)

109 Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)
............

If she's so wise she better stop eating doggie doo Sundays.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

110 Will be picking up a couple bottles of Valu-rite. Just in case.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (rv8eO)

111
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)


Claire McCaskill just changed her name to "Generic Democrat" to pick up 5 points.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (dzmBR)

112 79
I like it. It's not a shutdown but a "fun-down".
Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (JpcyW)


LOVE that. Shove it in Palsi's face, the originator of "fun-employemnt."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

113 Well only one brat mattered since he went all Caine on sibling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (pIpVu)

114 If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)

115
Don't the democrats need a plus 11 advantage to win elections by 3 percent?

So if you take away 5 from 11 ... that would be a loss of 2 percent? Plus or minus the level of fraud?

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (GroCc)

116 85
Desperate Red State Dems Introducing Bill to Withhold Congress' Pay During Shutdown



Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (y3aQB)
Well, if they are not going to work why should they get paid?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

117 68 I used to pass Marist College everyday going to work. It happens to be right next to an insane asylum. Actually a mental hospital but I like the Un pc term insane asylum better."

I likes to call 'em a Nervous Hospital, mm hmmm.

Posted by: Sling Blade at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (k1TUh)

118 If the EBT shuts down I may need to stock some more food in the pantry.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (pIpVu)

You're good.

That money's already spent.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (48QDY)

119 The thing I always loved about a football game was it was that winning tended to be a result of eliminating your opponent's options, and forcing them into a desperation which further limited their options and caused mistakes.

The Dems now seem like that team that's down 3 scores, with wheezing linemen, and all they can do is pass.

And their previous success has hardened them into mistakes that they otherwise could avoid, if it weren't for the rigidity of the habit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (vDqXW)

120 More like Republicans surrendering their daughters. That's how cucked they are.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (jeefx)

121 Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)

Wouldn't it be something if notorious RGB outlasts the Wise Latina on the Bench. Another Obama legacy shattered.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

122 -Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (U6f54)

Todos Hermanos.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (Ckg4U)

123 96 The Schumer Shutdown thing just rolls off the tongue so nicely. I think it could be the next dance rage.

Think of it like a Jewish Macarena
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (2WfB0)

In his case, the Whore-uh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

124 No ace, no surrender of wives in sight, but the Beltway GOP has jumped right on the best political opportunity, the most lopsidedly leveraged political confrontation in living memory - by championing an issue on nobody's radar.


You might guess McConnell et al would be scorching the Dems with "they want to shut down the govt. to give amnesty to illegal aliens, and to block the urgent border security and immigration reform the president and GOP are committed to make happen".


Instead, you're getting "ooooh, mean Dems, they're threatening the CHIP benefits of 9 million kids, to help 900K illegal kids".


I well remember the "protect CHIP!!" chants at the Trump rallies, and the exit polls showing CHIP and pushing DACA were so important to the voters.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (QDnY+)

125 I'm concerned the GOP will not tolerate being upstaged on the retard scale and will swing into action to show the dems a thing or six about being stupid.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (Sfs6o)

126 Don't care about DACA. Don't care about shutdown.

Posted by: jd at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (MTWhU)

127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

128 If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)
---
And if Fusion goes down, journalists will have to go back to working for a living without that extra paycheck for a freelance assignment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (vDqXW)

129 "That two, we need nine more. Why Nine? Because Graham is going to vote no because he wants to give DACA away and Paul who is, well, a schmuck."

Sadly we need 11 more because both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)

130 I'm getting tired of all the mofo winning.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (bB4HN)

131 hopefully a shut down does not lead to a shit down at EPA.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

132 126 Don't care about DACA. Don't care about shutdown.
Posted by: jd at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (MTWhU)

Especially when it's not REALLY a shutdown.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

133 I want the Dems in DC to run all the way to Ottawa...

Oh well need to scoot, work and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (pIpVu)

134 Thats one really effed up poll by CNN.

What is most important?

Avoid banging super models
or
Continue felching Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (1L9V9)

135 Schummer's Shutdown?


Nah. Schemer's Waterloo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (GroCc)

136 Campaign commercials for the mid term election:

Not a single Democrat voted for the tax reform.

Democrats are more interested in shutting down the government to protect non-citizens than doing their jobs.

Of course the problem is that the democrats greatest weapon to help them to victory is the GOPe since you have dipshits like Lindsey Graham siding with them on the shut down.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (lKs2v)

137 I am continually pleased to see 'our' memes used by normiecons like ace. The drip of culture now flows through the coffee grounds of a certain rightist political dissident movement

Posted by: dw at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (stPAM)

138 both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.

Waking Cochran should be easy enough. A barbershop quartet should sing "baa baa black sheep" next to him and he'll spring into action faster than Bob Dole

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:35 PM (6FqZa)

139 Ahem:

Schutdown.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 19, 2018 05:35 PM (AM1GF)

140 2


This is a big effin deal. Normally generic candidates always do
better than the incumbent until a named candidate enters the mix. To
have a generic candidate perform so poorly is not good for the Dems.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

JJ -From the 100,000ft view, this is good news. Keeping the Dems out of power would make Trump's 8 year term (cause we can't get enough winning) so much sweeter.
BUT, do we want to keep the Rethugicans we have now? All the DIABLOs and RINOs? All for the sake of keeping a majority? Is it worth it? Especially since all we really have is a uniparty?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

141 I work for the DoD. I just posted to the WH website that I'd be ok being furloughed for "however long it takes" to stuff this shit down the donks throat.

I'd hurt. But it'd be worth it.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

142 She wanted to Leave, Ween...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd5vQWYjUxs

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (Ckg4U)

143 If the government shuts down, how much really shuts down?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (6Ll1u)

144 My real apolitical sister was here the other day and a Dreamer story came on. And she blurts out, "Who the hell cares what these people want? They're not even suppose to be here! They're lucky they aren't all in jail!"
I was just stunned.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)

145 jd - if you haven't seen it yet you will, Leftists will make sure you care and that you will get your mind right to their way of thinking.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (aC6Sd)

146 AHEM, we don't need 9 or 11. I hope I'm not alone in saying we need 0, none, zippo. I want a shutdown. I want Honey Badger to thin the federal herd by 50%. I want to show America we don't need "non essential" personnel nor 60% of "essential" personnel.

But hey maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (3BFzK)

147 Shutdown? Will my alarm clock still work?

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

148 Instead, you're getting "ooooh, mean Dems, they're threatening the CHIP benefits of 9 million kids, to help 900K illegal kids".

-------

That's what happens when your thirty, forty years in DC. You think like D.C.,

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (JpcyW)

149 BUT, do we want to keep the Rethugicans we have now? All the DIABLOs and RINOs?

Some of those RINOs are just cowards and if the other Republicans win, they'll run on the coattails. Corey Gardner, lookin' at you, kid.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (6FqZa)

150 Fuck DACA.
Who gives a shit? Not me.
Gimme their names so I can recruit my wall laborers.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

151 We shouldn't make sp much of a fuss that the Dems get scared and avoid the shutdown. I believe a much bigger mistake is for them to actually go through with it.

I would love for Trump to tweet how much money he's saving the country by not paying extra for the dumb stuff Obama did.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (vDqXW)

152 Ace top billing on Insta

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (BtQd4)

153 To be fair, many Republicans would love to surrender their grand daughters.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (jeefx)

154 A Shithole Shutdown

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)

155 I was just stunned.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)
----
Secretly giddy though, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

156 If the government shuts down, how much really shuts down?"

HA! None of it, except for the parts that the Executive WANTS to shut down to inflict political pain on his opponents.

Which is why I am loving the idea of the entire Education Department getting furlowed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)

157 25
I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.


They're well trained.

https://youtu.be/Wzf786fE6EM?t=93

Posted by: Commander Strax at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (FhXTo)

158 140 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

If you can find a way to get outsider candidates that can successfully primary a sitting RINO and then win the general I'm open to suggestions. And by "way" I also mean money.

The GOP-e is not going to just roll over and die. They will fight like Democrats if their power is threatened by outsiders, as we have seen time and again.

That said, I think maybe the collapse of the Collusion investigation and the Winning has allowed the GOP to sort of actually grow a pair and join the bandwagon.

We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

159 Schumer Shithole!

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (kTDFP)

160 It's a wacky super funtime xD shutdown kids.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (JpcyW)

161 Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

That is why America is exceptional. People making sacrifices for the greater good.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (3QAtO)

162 I think I may go to the Mexican place nearby for breakfast tomorrow. All of the meals pretty much look and taste the same, and I'm not really sure if it's breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (Sfs6o)

163 Tom Cotton is KICKING Ass and taking names. In this, Lindsey Graham:


"All I can siay is we're not going to end family immigration for DACA" said Graham. "The Tom Cotton approach has no viability here. You know, he's bcome sort of the Steve King of the Senate. . .:


Cotton responded later on Friday:
The difference between Steve King and Lindsey Graham is that Steve King can actually win an election in Iowa. Look, we had an election in 2016. Immigration was a major issue there and the American people and especially Republican primary voters made it clear that they wanted Donald Trump's vision of immigration policy, not Lindsey Graham's. He didn't make it to the starting line and he didn't even make it off the kiddie table in the debates."



Bawawawahahahaa

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (bB4HN)

164 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)

165 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I remember that! Think I still have the old issue around here somewhere.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (+Tibp)

166 SHUT IT DOWN AND RELEASE THE MEMO!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (0OmEj)

167 Sadly we need 11 more because both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)


Cochran is such a demented soul that I have to transfer all the hatred I'd otherwise bestow on him to McTurtle for him being in office instead of McDaniel. Plus all the GOPe operatives who put together those gutter campaign calls because Thad was obviously too addled to have done that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (y7DUB)

168 Ace top billing on Insta

Oh that's cool.

I used to love Insty until I got lazy and stopped reading anything that wasn't here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

169 Reminds me how Obama was such a petty prick that he "shut down" the outdoor-without-an-entry-gate WWII Memorial -- by piling barricades in front of it.

As if the barricades would stop the men who stormed Omaha beach

Posted by: Smiling Jack at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (zMj9Z)

170 (Lindsey) didn't even make it off the kiddie table in the debates.

*ah CHOOO*

Posted by: the burn at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (6FqZa)

171 Schumer's Shithole Shutdown

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (3BFzK)

172 I call BS on the 34% want DACA. I bet not even 34% of registered Hispanic voters would poll to 34%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (BtQd4)

173 This whole situation is a dream (heh) come true.


A well managed shut-down (with a shot at doing some RIFs as a consequence, and no EO to pay govt. employees during the furlough), with the Dems dying on the hill of DACA, while the administration and GOP hammer the border security/immigration reform themes.


And FFS, any "DACA" must be a "skinny" version - with extremely tight vetting (that alone will reduce the numbers, materially) to heightened standards, and zero chain migration.


Border barrier and personnel, end to chain migration, end of lottery, mandating e-Verify, etc. are not "swapping" goods for DACA - they are urgently needed practical measures to *neutralize* the known, horrific effects of any amnesty. And that's exactly how these things should be discussed.


But that's not going to happen. The least-worst GOP simply cannot discuss these issues in intelligent terms, and half of them favor disastrously stupid things like DACA (and Trump seriously degraded his own leverage with his own DACA burblings).



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (QDnY+)

174 162 I think I may go to the Mexican place nearby for breakfast tomorrow. All of the meals pretty much look and taste the same, and I'm not really sure if it's breakfast, lunch or dinner."

The breakfast stuff usually has some kind of eggs and chorizo in it. I can't help myself, I'm a sucker for Tacqueria Lugar and Los Gueros. (complete dives that make irresistible food)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (k1TUh)

175 >>Ace top billing on Insta

Pants on?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)

176 My real apolitical sister was here the other day and a Dreamer story came on. And she blurts out, "Who the hell cares what these people want? They're not even suppose to be here! They're lucky they aren't all in jail!"
I was just stunned.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)


I have a really political (left wing) sister who hates them. She calls them, 'demanding sons of bitches' who drive to her school in a 60K Cadillac and demand free tutoring. I was speechless.

Stay the course, Trump.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (2FqvZ)

177 164 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)


And not to be upstaged by Cory Booked, Kamala-Toe pulled the Roland Freisler act on Kirstjen Nielsen today and called her, get this, "racist."

They have no one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

178 John McCain is a great Armenian!

Posted by: Thad Cochran at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (398bZ)

179 Let the wringing of hands commence!

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

180 John McCain is a great Armenian!

Get fucked.

Posted by: Tigranes at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (6FqZa)

181 I don't know. I think John McCain would be hard pressed to give up Lindsey, though he might leave him a widow.

Posted by: Schaeffer at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (sVeh/)

182 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.
Posted by: Skip



And the first person to California Attorney General goes after, the Attorney General should be brought up in front of the bar for fraud. He's out of offices to uphold not only California state laws but the laws of the United States and the constitution. Fraud and perjury.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (rpAqR)

183 I do think PDJT will punch and punch hard as I received this in an email ask to sign a petition for the following for letter he plans on posting to every Gimmedats office door courtesy of Cryin' Chucky

DO NOT SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, DO NOT HOLD OUR MILITARY HOSTAGE, AND DO NOT DENY HEALTH CARE TO 9 MILLION AMERICAN CHILDREN ALL FOR THE SAKE OF PROTECTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. AMERICANS COME FIRST!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (+ldAm)

184 This shutdown is already less painful than under King Putt. Last time an ftp server at a sub agency that NASA funds was immediately shut down. My boss forwarded an email from them this morning: "If there is a shut-down we will continue to take in data, and allow access, but if anything breaks we can't fix it"

If there is a shutdown and Donny Two Scoops plays the FNM with his usual skill and gets word to people that the DEMS refused the deal to fund CHiP, and had some provision for DACA with the border security and no more chain migration, well the FNM is going to have a hard time dragging many Dems congress candidates to victory, in spite of how little help the beltway repukes will give in making the case that the Dems and too much government are bad for the country.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (eASYU)

185 Liking all this cuckhold family style talk.

Posted by: Ted Cruze at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (jeefx)

186 Cotton's response was pretty weak. Nobody cares about Graham's presidential campaign, if they even remember it. Nuke him on the issues - the same issues that put Trump in the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (QDnY+)

187 Penn State passing game coordinator and wide receivers coach Josh Gattis is expected to be named Alabama's next wide receivers coach, BamaOnLine.com and publisher Tim Watts has learned.

http://bit.ly/2DUqEnL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (QQ+il)

188 "And not to be upstaged by Cory Booked, Kamala-Toe pulled the Roland Freisler act on Kirstjen Nielsen today and called her, get this, "racist.""

I saw that. Cameltoe looked like an idiot and Nielsen handled her like a pro.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (398bZ)

189

I think Trump is really driving this. Woe to the fool GOPe who goes against the MAGA man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (fceHP)

190 Oh, where, oh where are the beautiful dreamers?

Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (Tyii7)

191 so the media has moved on from fat-gate to shutdown-gate?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

192 rhomboid- I heard McTurtle say that very thing about the illegals on the radio this afternoon. I thought who shoved a rod up his ass and told him it was a spine?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (iZB8S)

193 Wish I was running ads
Generic Democrat (meaning all dems) running in your district:
1. Prefers illegal immigrant children to poor american kids.
2. Shuts down government to punish sailors and soldiers and their families.
3. Thinks your paychecks and bonus you work hard for are crumbs.
Do not vote for the Generic Dem vote for Bob Smith Repub.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

194 John McCain is a great Armenian!
Posted by: Thad Cochran

Friendshh, we have nothing to fear from a Republican capitulation.

Posted by: Juan McCain at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (+Tibp)

195 The political war was done when "Shumer's Shutdown" was coined.

Schmuck is a schmuck but he knows when he has been schlonged.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (3BFzK)

196 Let the wringing of hands commence!
Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Clutching of Pearls at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (ctuyM)

197 Oh, where, oh where are the beautiful dreamers?


I assume you're talking about the art thread and no, I haven't had blood in my brain since then.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

198 SHUT IT DOWN AND RELEASE THE MEMO!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (0OmEj)
...........

let the good times roll
let them knock you around
let the good times roll
let them make you a clown

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

199 We must support CACA!

Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (Tyii7)

200
I was furloughed in '13? DoD, cut back one day a week.

I wasn't paycheck-to-paycheck, so three day weekends were awesome for eight weeks.

Did lose night-diff pay for that lost day though, after I was paid for the 'vacation' days...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (4DCSq)

201 Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time. Big women's marches tomorrow. One in Seneca Falls, NY home of the Natonal Parks women's suffrage movement. Will the call off the pussy hat march? Isn't there one in Washington, DC also....

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)

202 rhomboid: Cotton did note that Graham sucks on the issues. He just encapsulated it in statements that Graham is a loser because it's funny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (6FqZa)

203 Oh I listened to Milo Yiannopolous interviewing Joy Villa's former manager. Based on the interview and how much involved in Scientology she is (She doesn't have a home she lives at their centers,) I don't think her accusations against Lewandanski(?) are worth listening too. Apparently she liked doing some recruiting attempts in her interactions in private and turned off all of the supporters in the circles she was moving in.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (lKs2v)

204 I'm really glad Mulvany will be managing the Schumer Shutdown. I think he likes firing people who do not comply.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA)

205 This is how you get Full Trump.

Popcorn futures are exploding like a flaming tanker truck on the I-85 that's packed with Pure Liquid Viagra 100% refined grade.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)

206 I hope PDJT will sign an Executive Order that blue state government workers will not be paid for the time they did not work.

The crowds would cheer!

Posted by: Paladin at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (JDw72)

207 #releasetheMEMES

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)

208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

Posted by: kakisto at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (WLeoI)

209 Dammit Ben sock! OFF!

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (q177U)

210


Cory Booker's D-Movie rant shows that they know.

The higher the screeches, the more dramatic the lies and faux outrage, the more we know that they know the numbers are not looking good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP)

211 so the media has moved on from fat-gate to shutdown-gate?


Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
..........

I was just starting to enjoy shithole-gate.
It's impossible to keep up.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

212 Chuck and Nancy have been living in a bubble so long that they started to believe their own press. They still haven't figured out that DJT isn't playing by the old rules.

Can't remember who said it, but spit at Trump and he'll dump a bucket of piss on your head.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (gC2IV)

213 I just sold all my bitcoin and went all in with popcorn futures in the money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (3BFzK)

214 Ironically it's the republicans that seem to enjoy getting their shit pushed on in instead of the dims. Let's see how this ends.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (jeefx)

215 The breakfast stuff usually has some kind of eggs and chorizo in it. I can't help myself, I'm a sucker for Tacqueria Lugar and Los Gueros. (complete dives that make irresistible food)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (k1TUh)

Last time at the beach in Pensacola to see Blue Angel my wife and I got MexBreak. Meat, yep. Eggs, oh yeah. Beans, carb loading. Tortilla and butter, fukin eh! Dos Equis is not just for breakfast, anymore.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (BtQd4)

216 ***** 208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

It would help if they started using ball bats instead of feelz

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (JyFLk)

217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (2FqvZ)

218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?

Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

219 The last couple of midterms (2010, 2014) followed this exact pattern - beginning of the year, the Dems had a supposedly HUGE edge in the generic ballot in polling. By the time the actual voting rolled around, the Republicans were ahead and cleaned up.

Either the polling a year out from mid-terms has absolutely no bearing on the actual election results, or the polling companies are crooked and publishing fake results.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i2Dd+)

220 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

221 Seems if it was me, and the headaches of California going after me I welcome that lawsuit if I was following Federal rules.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (aC6Sd)

222 Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)
---
Definitely not the way they did last time. They don't have to put up big screens so that you can't see Mount Rushmore like Obama did--and spent extra to do.

They're just not staffed and locked up if they have a gate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

223 I'd be fine with convicting McCain posthumously of sedition, with special enhancement for doing it because he's a butt hurt bitch.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6Ll1u)

224 If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

*taps a bony foot on a wooden plank*

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6FqZa)

225 "Last time at the beach in Pensacola to see Blue Angel"

I saw their "homecoming" there several years ago. What a show!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (398bZ)

226 217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

McConnell is probably pumping the keep-a-live box himself to keep that cocksucker alive.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)

227 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM


Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

228
Schooooooooomer Shutdown,
Where the illegals wail about their pain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (pNxlR)

229 Joy Villa is a scientologist? Okay, she's dead to me. You know how there's always one exception to every rule; Scientology is the exception to the rule that religious persecution is a bad thing for us to do. I would burn them all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

230 227 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM

Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)



Actually I only sniffed the, er, "cork."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

231 Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.


Taint true.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (QQ+il)

232 What time dis bitch closing down anyways?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (jeefx)

233 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

Seriously?

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)

234 224 If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

*taps a bony foot on a wooden plank*
Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6FqZa)


"I am DEATH!"

- - Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

235 Ice wants to come into a business California requires they have a warrent, no matter if the business wants to wave that or not.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (aC6Sd)

236 So what exactly is going on in DC right now? Furious negotiations or are these congresscritters hanging around drinking martinis?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

237 "218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?"

McConnell and Ryan are studying copies of the New Orleans Saints 4th quarter game plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

238 I bet McCain has a pretty bad headache right about now.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

239 We'll take 3000 quarter pounders with cheese. To go.

Posted by: DC Meter Maids at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (Tyii7)

240 222
Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time.



Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)

---

Definitely not the way they did last time. They don't have to put up
big screens so that you can't see Mount Rushmore like Obama did--and
spent extra to do.



They're just not staffed and locked up if they have a gate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

Assuming there is a gubmint shutdown, wouldn't it be frickin AWESOME to shutdown and barricade the national parks to keep out the women's marches?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)

241 233 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

Seriously?
Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)


I heard Rush mention that all government agencies have contingency funds. Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (mbhDw)

242 I don't believe polls this far out.

I don't believe polls when they heavily favor the democrat for no reason other than "we hate the republicans."

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (16bxt)

243 Assuming there is a gubmint shutdown, wouldn't it be frickin AWESOME to shutdown and barricade the national parks to keep out the women's marches?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)
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Well, we'd only have to barricade one...

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW)

244 What time dis bitch closing down anyways?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (jeefx)


Both CNN and FoxNews have a countdown ticker going.

But I intend to sleep soundly in my bed tonight knowing that a rude man will be protecting me. One who ventures too close to the beast of the hill.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (2FqvZ)

245
I wonder how all those pot growers in California looking to make millions on recreational pot feel about their state AG declaring war on the federal government

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (lKyWE)

246 Slap - wanted to let you know I got your email re:addy for northern. I have been in contact with him and will continue to do so. Thanks to you (and BenHad) for stepping up to help him

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (RfzVr)

247 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)

248 I'm going to have to stay away from keyboards for at least three days when McCain goes.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (16bxt)

249 "Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen."

Mulvaney said he'd make full use of his "transfer authority," so that might be the plan.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (398bZ)

250 I wonder how all those pot growers in California looking to make millions on recreational pot feel about their state AG declaring war on the federal government

That part sucks. That's the only part of Trump's Administration that sucks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (6FqZa)

251 The federal government is more than ten miles from me. I have no idea how this could possibly affect my life.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (fuK7c)

252 Ben Had, Mitch sent out a twitter whatever graphically linking the CHIP non-issue with DACA. Probably just a reflection of the Beltway GOP's idiotic obsession with amnesty, masquerading as unbelievably dumb politics. Didn't hear any audio from him today.


Last week some GOP congresscritter (can't remember who) pointed out the obvious, for the benefit of the WH: this may well be the *last* chance Trump has to get *any* immigration gainzzz of note in his first term. Absent a GOP blowout in the Senate, reaching 60+ (Graham and a few others are as stupid on immigration as a Gutierrez or a Durbin), this seems like an obvious, mundane observation.


Demand everything in exchange for a skinny DACA. Or count on selling promises of real immigration fixes a 2nd time, for 2020 - with few results to show for the first term.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

253 218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?
Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

-----

Last minute Gang of 10 deal to preserve DACA in exchange for fully funding government and an extra $100 billion to liberal interest groups. It was tough negotiation from the $110 billion they wanted.

Also a bipartisan commission set up to investigate Porngate.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (JpcyW)

254 Who will be responsible for paying in the DC area for the alcohol, drugs, Kobe beef, caviar, cheese pizza parties, and hotdogs being flow in?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (jeefx)

255 216 ***** 208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

It would help if they started using ball bats instead of feelz
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (JyFLk)


If that's the case, they (like us) have no party. Since McGovern, that party has been totally hijacked by anti-American Marxist-Leninists.

Better they should wake up, smell the coved-fee-fee and come over to our side.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (mbhDw)

256 we should handle the illegal immigrant thing on a one off basis.

everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

257 Don't the democrats need a plus 11 advantage to win elections by 3 percent?

So if you take away 5 from 11 ... that would be a loss of 2 percent? Plus or minus the level of fraud?
Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen

===
The nominal level of fraud is adjusted as necessary.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (wf1Cf)

258 How many times can Trump kill us all anyway?This will be what,third time this month?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)

259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)

260 The last government shutdown about 850,000 federal employees were sent home.

The only problem is it wasn't for good.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

261 If the over sampled polls are this, reality is surely in trumps favor.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (ZuGkg)

262 shut it down. change the locks.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (GFAq1)

263 Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM

Tha Lil PuddinHead Baby is reading it on her phone now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (i0ykY)

264 At the intersection of 11th and K Streets in Northwest, a local secret has come out into broad daylight. The first thing you ... DC Prostitutes Selling Sex In Broad Daylight. (seen that) They will still be busy no matter what Congress does....Maybe even some in congress will indulge, not having anything else to do for a few days.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (hTPT3)

265 259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)


It's an open primary there and Democrats, knowing they can't foist one of their own, always rally to the side of the hermaphroditic traitor to ensure conservatism does not get a leg up in Congress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

266 Hillary goes I'm not leaving this keyboard for a week

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (aC6Sd)

267 I saw their "homecoming" there several years ago. What a show!
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (398bZ)

My Bday is right around when they come back to Pensacola. Seen them about 5 years straight. Saw them first in 69 or 70.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (BtQd4)

268 113 Well only one brat mattered since he went all Caine on sibling.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (pIpVu)

Something about .... walls, IIRC

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (MHKOK)

269 253 218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?
Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

-----

Last minute Gang of 10 deal to preserve DACA in exchange for fully funding government and an extra $100 billion to liberal interest groups. It was tough negotiation from the $110 billion they wanted.

Also a bipartisan commission set up to investigate Porngate.
Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (JpcyW)

SharkWeek filibuster on the Senate floor. All 29 seasons.

Suck it Rino traitors.

Posted by: Based Rand Paul at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (jeefx)

270 Polls... Hillary is going to wipe the floor with Trump.... that is all.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (zSVEm)

271 "Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen."

Mulvaney said he'd make full use of his "transfer authority," so that might be the plan.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (398bZ)

So. Military is non-esssential?

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (48QDY)

272 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

273 If the over sampled polls are this, reality is surely in trumps favor.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (ZuGkg)


This. The Democrats never take into consideration that it only takes ONE GUY with a calculator and five minutes time to figure out the over-sampling rate and lay siege to their bull shit.

They'll never learn.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (2FqvZ)

274 217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (2FqvZ)

He issued a statement earlier today:


''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (Enq6K)

275 Senator McCain, try the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (gC2IV)

276 So what exactly is going on in DC right now? Furious negotiations or are these congresscritters hanging around drinking martinis?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)
...............

Behind closed doors furious masturbation.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

277 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Would anyone notice?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (6FqZa)

278 >>259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)

We need some liquored up rednecks to find out where he lives and do donuts on his front lawn with their monster trucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

279 272 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

I think she is more Prog than Lindsey... on the other hand, she is more manly....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (zSVEm)

280 will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.
Posted by: Iris

======
our lady of akita. Japan.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (ZuGkg)

281 The federal government is more than ten miles from me. I have no idea how this could possibly affect my life.


Just make sure you have a newly issued Birth Certificate, issued since 2005, or a valid US Passport.

Otherwise, you could be deported.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (GroCc)

282
let the good times roll
let them knock you around
let the good times roll
let them make you a clown

Posted by: Laissez le Bon temp rouler at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (2WfB0)

283 In most countries, announcing that you refuse to pay your soldiers is usually followed by a morning alarm from an AK47.

So needless to say, I hope our President resolves the logjam by telling soldiers to loot Congressional offices. Or decides to eschew cleverness and goes for a full on coup. Get creative!

Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (jRA31)

284 Great, I'm out of rubbers, anitbiotics and C batteries for Don Johnson. Can I start a GOFUNDME page in time?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (BRpqW)

285 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

Damn. It's Friday.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (48QDY)

286
so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?



At this point I think switching Lindsey Grahm for Lindsey Lohan would be a net gain for us

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

287
Hillary goes I'm not leaving this keyboard for a week

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (aC6Sd)


Everything my Mom told me about not speaking ill of the dead?

Temporary one week hiatus. Then back in force.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (2FqvZ)

288 I vaguely recall - possibly in error - that an EO has to be issued for furlough "back-pay" to be paid. I would hope, if this is accurate, the WH would announce that it will manage any shut-down to protect vital national interests, and *there will be no pay for furloughed employees or contractors*.


Substantively, politically, absolutely the right approach.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (QDnY+)

289 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

Kind of like Switzerland, where your neighbors have a say in whether or not you get citizenship.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (MHKOK)

290 ''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

I've swallowed placebos with more content, but this is better than what he'd been posting when in his, er, prime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (6FqZa)

291 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

292 I am not a very nice person either...when I read the headlines about a medical emergency at scotus home, I thought rather hopefully...'RBG is bowing out'...

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

293 272
so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

You haven't seen her (Curtis just so we are clear) in the movie True Lies?? See that, and you have your answer.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (jxbfJ)

294 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)


Duck Confit is delicious if made right.

We're having Gascony Roast Leg of Lamb with Anchovies and Garlic (Gigot d'agneau en Gasconnade, avec de l'Ail et des Anchois)


Roasted potatoes and carrots with garlic and thyme.

Salad

Wine

Nice Friday night dinner.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (fceHP)

295 Senator McCain, try the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (gC2IV)


You misspelled undercooked.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (2FqvZ)

296

Which is why I am loving the idea of the entire Education Department getting furlowed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)







I'm thinking that if they ARE allowed to return to work, they all need to find a memo on their desk detailing their new job responsibilities - masons and construction labor on the rural New Mexico leg of the TrumpWall.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (eXA4G)

297 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

Kind of like Switzerland, where your neighbors have a say in whether or not you get citizenship.
Posted by: Fox2! at January




same concept. everyone keeps focusing upon the intelligence and or education of immigrants but why not get the smart, hot, educated immigrants? we are the ones making the rules, why not make them in our favor?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (GFAq1)

298 292
I am not a very nice person either...when I read the headlines about a
medical emergency at scotus home, I thought rather hopefully...'RBG is
bowing out'...


Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

That old bitty will go to her grave kicking, screaming and scratching the whole way. I don't think Satan has nutted up enough yet to go get her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (jxbfJ)

299 How many times can Trump kill us all anyway?This will be what,third time this month?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
---
Got me.

Posted by: Zombie Koi-feeding Casualty at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

300 Mrs. Generic Republican must be very proud of her husband tonight

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (4u7kU)

301
Looking at the polls over the years, all I can conclude is that the Democrats control the -

stone-cold retarded socialist scumbag sector of the population,

which surprisingly appears to be about 30-34% of Americans.

No matter how stupid or anti-middle class or anti-American or anti-logic or anti-scientific whatever it is the Dims proclaim, these idiots follow in lockstep.

I would've thought maybe 10-12% at most but the science is settled,

30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)

302 290 ''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

-------

All that from "beep, beep"?

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (JpcyW)

303 African-Americans ought to be viewing this constant wooing of illegals by the dems with alarm. Once the dems have a big enough coalition with illegals, Muslims, gays, and furries, they will jettison the black vote just like they did the blue collar white vote.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (2NqXo)

304 We need some liquored up rednecks to find out where he lives and do donuts on his front lawn with their monster trucks.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

Lindsay lives in DC.


So he'd be surrounded by juice-boxers doing pirouettes on their Segways.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (48QDY)

305 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)


Each of these sounds good. Depends on your mood.

Check one of the restaurant sites, like Tripadvisor and read the opinions. Many times they give advice on the dishes. Look for patterns of likes and dislikes. They usually show pictures of the dishes there too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (fceHP)

306 You haven't seen her (Curtis just so we are clear) in the movie True Lies?? See that, and you have your answer.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January




yeah she was good there but even better in Fish Called Wanda or something. Should we restrict ourselves only to True Lies I would go with Tia Carrere.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (GFAq1)

307 "You all come for one beautiful cause: to build a society where life is celebrated, protected, and cherished. The March for Life is a movement born out of love," Trump continued. "You love every child, born and unborn, because you believe that every life is sacred, that every child is a precious gift from God."

Now, how hard was that to say?

But somehow, pro-life folks are haters for making women not kill their babies, which those women cooperated in creating, along with God.

I imagine the JEF's head exploding, or at least, having an aneurism. Because, haters.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (7UW64)

308 He issued a statement earlier today:


''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (Enq6K)


No kidding? Usually the MSM parades every Trump stab in the back as front page news. Kinda telling that even they are ignoring him.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (2FqvZ)

309 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)
...........

That's so when he goes full zombie and claws his way out of the grave he won't be far from D.C.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

310 "Health watch" of hope.


McCain
Cochran
Sotomayor
Ginsburg
Kennedy
Senator from KS


Please.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

311 Such negative waves.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (/tuJf)

312 Otherwise, you could be deported.


Nobody gets deported. Illegals don't get deported. To steal a line from "The Departed" my people are dug in like ticks. We're white trash, but we're American.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (fuK7c)

313 you know the hillibilly joke, where the guys shows up and tells his neighbor there is going to be a whole lot of drinking and screwing? lindsay grahm was disapointed when he found out it was a joke.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (GFAq1)

314 311
Such negative waves.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah... need some Good Vibrations....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (zSVEm)

315
127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)


We'll roast s'mores! And wear footie jammies! And listen to Cory Booker tell oogie-boogie scary stories! And, and, and ... play pin the tail on the clump of non-viable undifferentiated cells! And ...

-- Dink Doink Donks in Congress

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (pNxlR)

316 Thank you for contacting the White House. We are carefully reviewing your message.

President Donald J. Trump believes the strength of our country lies in the spirit of the American people and their willingness to stay informed and get involved. President Trump appreciates you taking the time to reach out.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (iiixZ)

317 304
....juice-boxers....
Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (48QDY)

Don't you mean --
Gays with man buns puffing on douche flutes (vaping) when they aren't puffing on each other.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

318 Hey, it's Fish Fry Friday! Time to get back to real life.

See ya later!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (2WfB0)

319 30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)

47% do not pay taxes. about 10% of Citizens pay 90% of taxes. Every major program has never funded correctly and passed of to next generation. your point.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (BtQd4)

320 I would go with Tia Carrere.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (GFAq1)

Stuffed.

Look close. You can see the tissue paper.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (48QDY)

321 FBI investigating another person involved in the Vegas shooting. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

322 "Health watch" of hope.


McCain
Cochran
Sotomayor
Ginsburg
Kennedy
Senator from KS


Please.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)


I can't believe Ginsburg is still holding on. She sleeps so much, her heart must be weak.

Sotomayor not a very wise latina after all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (fceHP)

323 291 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

Probably the toughest place to take a piss in the country but let that stop you

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (4u7kU)

324 305 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)

Each of these sounds good. Depends on your mood.

Check one of the restaurant sites, like Tripadvisor and read the opinions. Many times they give advice on the dishes. Look for patterns of likes and dislikes. They usually show pictures of the dishes there too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (fceHP)


The hell???

Just whip out your Deplorable Gourmet Cookbook and whip up a batch of Barf in a Bowl.

Crikey, it's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (7UW64)

325 127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

326 Nobody gets deported.


Ya, you're right because being 'deported' doesn't mean much anymore 'cuz them what get deported keep coming back, repeatedly.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (GroCc)

327 douche flutes (vaping)


LOL

Stolen

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (r9UYA)

328 "Health watch" of hope.

Leaky Lehy and DiFi have got to be getting up there.

Posted by: Juan McCain at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (+Tibp)

329 325
127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)
No need for all that...just cut off access to the toilets.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

330 This should be in a movie thread, but an absolutely hilarious little movie that was totally ignored was "Drowning Mona". Dannie Devito, Bette Midler, Jamie Lee Curtis.

And if you don't like Bette Midler, don't worry, the movie opens with her being murdered. The rest of the movie is exploring why everyone where she lived hated her so much that they all wanted her dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

331
The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down.

News report said military won't get paid but congress still does.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

332 Don't you mean --
Gays with man buns puffing on douche flutes (vaping) when they aren't puffing on each other.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

Yeah. all lips and attitude.

Plus a good case of head lice.

But mostly attitude.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7UW64)

333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

334 30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Educational Institutions at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (iX3+9)

335 All the Thai lady bois will stave in America!

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (jeefx)

336 Thanks for the good advice, artisanal 'ette... this place has been open for a week... I am girding my loins for the Restaurant Follies/ Keystone Cops spectacle....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

337 311 Always the negative waves

FIFY

Posted by: Oddball at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (aC6Sd)

338 Just wait 2 weeks until the tax cuts kick in on withholdings and 85% of employees see instant raises.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (kAZMe)

339 Polls, now with extra Schmoll

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)

340 And if you don't like Bette Midler, don't worry, the movie opens with her being murdered. The rest of the movie is exploring why everyone where she lived hated her so much that they all wanted her dead.

Soo.. .life imitates art.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (dUJdY)

341 DiFi exhibiting increasingly stark signs of decline. Check the twatters (incl. Trump's, though he doesn't set context/explain).


Most saw her comical shifting explanations for releasing a SSCI document last week. This week she's stumbling around giving contradictory answers on her position on a CR - within minutes.


No "health watch of hope" for her, as, obviously, she will only be replaced by someone younger, more energetic - and in her case, probably far more radical and freakish.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (QDnY+)

342 I kept my balls in a jar to use on days like today.

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (jeefx)

343 No need for all that...just cut off access to the toilets.

"What do you think hallways are for?"
--EPA worker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

344 They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

remember Guy Fawkes is a hero to the left.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (BtQd4)

345 Baltimore sacked it Police Commissioner today because of rising crime. It must be tough to fight crime when you don't let the police go where the crime is.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (+Tibp)

346 Everyone gets paid during the shutdown, just afterwards. But nobody actually loses any pay.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (kAZMe)

347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

349 No matter how stupid or anti-middle class or anti-American or anti-logic or anti-scientific whatever it is the Dims proclaim, these idiots follow in lockstep.

I would've thought maybe 10-12% at most but the science is settled,

30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake


those are the hard core parasites. every vote is against the host. they're not dumb, they're just useless.

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (nFwvY)

350 hey do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.



Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)



Hitler (Trump) is going to burn the reichstag again?

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (hTPT3)

351 347

What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

Details.... we don't need no stinking details....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (zSVEm)

352 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM


That staple through the umbilicus hurts worse that a tramp-stamp tattoo, you know.

Posted by: Tiffini in Ft. Worth at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (ctuyM)

353 333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.


Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

If it's anything like the protests in Madison over shitcanning the unions, bring disinfectant. They smeared crap all over the marble walls, along with Sharpie slogans which didn't eventually come all the way off.

If there's anything liberals are good at, it's destruction.

And historical and legal illiteracy, but mostly destruction.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)

354
347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?


Poultry entrails and used scratch to win lotto tickets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

355 If it's true that the military won't be paid, why didn't Ryan and McConnel rush through an appropriations bill so that they would? Doesn't anyone know how to play this game?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

356 I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (R5lpX)

357
those are the hard core parasites. every vote is against the host. they're not dumb, they're just useless."

And that's how all of the members of the CBC get reelected, every time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (k1TUh)

358 remember Guy Fawkes is a hero to the left.

Which is hilarious to me, Anglo-Irish wanna-be Catholic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (6FqZa)

359 Smell dammit

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (R5lpX)

360 Someday Democrats will get both oars in the water at the same time.

It won't be in my lifetime, or in the lifetime of my grandchildren, but mark my words: someday they won't be rowing in circles.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (YvCEw)

361 But, but...who's going to man person the barricades at the Veterans Memorial?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (58eZn)

362 And what of the insurance looters, er, companies bail-out $$? Trump in the past has made very specific, very harsh comments about never agreeing to this awful idea. Have seen nothing about it in re the CR.


Have no basis for hope on this, but I hope someone in Trump's inner circle recognizes that now is the time to die on all the hills. Re-introduce politics to politics, run against the Dems and some GOP on wildly popular issues, change Congress, and then do serious work.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (QDnY+)

363 347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

Never look too closely at the internals. Just trust us. Totally not a trick or a trap.

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (jeefx)

364 I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.
Posted by: Traveling Man
-----------

Bah

Posted by: Bangers and mash at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (58eZn)

365 Trump signed the FISA reauthorization bill and also pretty much confirmed what is in the House Intel memo. FISA abuse to spy on his campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

366 Someday Democrats will get both oars in the water at the same time.

They're more like a trireme, there are dozens of the buggers all rowing different directions at once. Pretty regularly enough of them row the same direction as to gain some momentum despite the chaos.

But instead of organizing or rowing against them, the Republicans are standing in the back of the boat lecturing them and being ignored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

367 I would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Sfs6o)

368 348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

She has already past her SBD for a person with her condition especially being fat which os a major no no

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (4u7kU)

369 >>Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.


What's Taters?

Posted by: Gollum at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Eqkr2)

370 hey do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.



Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

Great way to feed the hobos for 2 weeks.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (jeefx)

371 341 No "health watch of hope" for her, as, obviously, she will only be replaced by someone younger, more energetic - and in her case, probably far more radical and freakish.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (QDnY+)


I could actually see that commie terrorist scrunt Yvette Felarca filling Pelosi's seat. California is just that far gone.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (NL6wI)

372 Layer of ribs, layer of apples, layer of cabbage, then repeat... all in a Dutch oven in the stove at 300 for 3 hours....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (zSVEm)

373
I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.
Posted by: Traveling Man
-----------


How much do you charge for your ribs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (IqV8l)

374 >>>I don't know. I think John McCain would be hard pressed to give up Lindsey<<<

Until Lindsey characterizes sex with John as "textbook generic" I don't see either one coming down in the polls.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (bJ0w+)

375 /off sock

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (NL6wI)

376 Maybe Ruthy has one of the Ringwrathes rings.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (aC6Sd)

377 would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Sorry, we only serve Pepsi in this establishment.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (R5lpX)

378 333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

Staffers had made a run on depends and pullups at local stores. Film at 11.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (BtQd4)

379 369
>>Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.


What's Taters?
Posted by: Gollum at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Eqkr2)

Po-Ta-Toes.... honestly, you're hopeless...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (zSVEm)

380 I would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM


Pork or Bronto? Wet or dry? German or mustard?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (ctuyM)

381 The military will be funded and Mexico is gonna fucking pay for that too!

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (gC2IV)

382 Smell dammit
Posted by: Traveling Man
-------
I already do.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (58eZn)

383 A Pepsi will be fine. Can I substitute fries for the taters?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)

384 I like potatoes.

Posted by: Trumpy at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

385 I can't imagine a more perfect nightmare for the left than to have like 4 supreme court judge replacements by Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (39g3+)

386 >>333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

The last time half of those relics needed help getting back up.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

387 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Jrchd)

388 Phas3 update?

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

389 Staffers had made a run on depends and pullups at local stores. Film at 11.
Posted by: rhennigantx
-----------

Chick-Fil-A should send over sandwiches.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (58eZn)

390 387
1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Jrchd)

Actually an excellent idea....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (zSVEm)

391 >>>>>348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell
from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I
figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those
intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)



She has already past her SBD for a person with her condition especially being fat which os a major no no
.
.
.That plus she continues to seriously over eat. She looks like she has gained 20+ pounds since she was appointed to SCOTUS. Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control. Diabetes is extremely unforgiving, especially at her age.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (+Dllb)

392
Geez, for the first time in a month the space heater at my feet turned off.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (2FqvZ)

393 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.
Posted by: #neverskankles


80%.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (rpAqR)

394 that pic on BB is creepy...its like Schumer is checking out Pelosi's boobs.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

395 I'll take a double order of gesso

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (4u7kU)

396 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)
---
Just make sure to fill the coffers for the sexual harassment slush fund, first.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (vDqXW)

397 Smell dammit
Posted by: Traveling Man


Smell the glove!

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

398 I want to pay for the meal partly with an out of state third party check and the rest on this visa credit card. And yes, I am Mr. Gertrude P. Needlemyer.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

399 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.

Increasing by another 1% every year. After a decade they'd be paying as much as actual Americans and beat feet.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (2FqvZ)

400 Smell the glove!
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (ANIFC)
---
Only it wasn't a glove.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (vDqXW)

401 And an natto temaki

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (4u7kU)

402 Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control.





does that affect the balance of the court?

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

403 What's the monthly U.S. Military payroll?

Would be awesome if Trump personally underwrote a loan program for troops and their families. Maybe include Koch's and a few others.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (vqvBi)

404 >>402 Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control.

Eileen Sotomayer?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (r9UYA)

405 BREAKING NEWS!!! Trump banged a Porn Star

And this is from Fox!

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:27 PM (+Tibp)

406 Shutdown Countdown! Who wants to dance?!!

Posted by: Trumpy at January 19, 2018 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

407 And an natto temaki
Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee



And a hakuna matata to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:27 PM (rpAqR)

408 Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control.

I never found the movie 'Footloose' that entertaining. Not if you've actually been there.

Posted by: Father Damien at January 19, 2018 06:27 PM (2FqvZ)

409 Every year $70b is wired to foreign countries.

1% tax is 700m a year. Not enough so make it 3% and voila 2b a year for wall related expenses.

And 3% isnt enough to cause money to no longer be wired. What is the alternative, send cash to Mexico inhe mail?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:27 PM (t+WE5)

410 406 Shutdown Countdown! Who wants to dance?!!

Everybody Polka!

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

411 Brett Baier just had the story about paying the porn star hush money, complete with pics of said star. Forget hush money, if I'd banged that, I'd have it on my Christmas cards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (gC2IV)

412 405 BREAKING NEWS!!! Trump banged a Porn Star



repeal the 22nd

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (nFwvY)

413 Funny story about Coke and Pepsi. We were contracted to build an addition for a client who was a big wig for Coca Cola corporation. The first day on the job, a couple of the Carpenters brought Pepsi products to work for break and lunch.

The client came out and about had a stroke when he saw my guys drinking their Pepsi's for lunch. For the remainder of the job, we had a cooler full of Coke products every day.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (R5lpX)

414

What a day...

Man, could I use a drink.



Mrs Butterworth, take me away!

Posted by: Sonya Sotamayor at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (E3rQ4)

415 >>411 Brett Baier ...

Baier looks like a fire plug a dog just peed on.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (r9UYA)

416 Illegals cost about $75 or 80k over lifetime benefit. Just stop 150k from entering per year and get your money back. Why dont repub say DACAs get in a cut to Medicare and SS. The dems did that with Ocare.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (BtQd4)

417 so is ed henry commenting on the pornette story?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (GFAq1)

418 porn star story? again?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

419 The first day on the job, a couple of the Carpenters brought Pepsi products to work for break and lunch.

Did birds suddenly appear?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:30 PM (6FqZa)

420 Breitbart -
democrats are starting to panic.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (GroCc)

421 instead of simply sending foreign aid out we should have them send some laborers over to build the wall or at least a moat.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (GFAq1)

422
If there's anything liberals are good at, it's destruction.

And historical and legal illiteracy, but mostly destruction.
Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)








My standard rant on commie motivations being nothing but destruction (and shooting kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck) is more relevant than ever, which is why I've been beating it on the HQ like it owes me money.

Ran that by my Aunt and Uncle while visiting family for Christmas over a year ago. Both are fairly right-wing, we have a lot of fun discussing issues together. Uncle totally agreed with with the rant at the time, Aunt, not so much. In fact, she flat out said "I don't believe that's true at all".

This year, after watching the Donks try their little coup de etat, she came right out and said that I was right the first time, the last year had convinced her to change her mind.

The thing is, she's a smart lady, but she doesn't live and breathe politics to the same degree that I do. She has a real life. But the blatant destruction being turned up to eleven by the Donks this year FORCED her to notice what they were doing. I don't think this is an isolated occurrence either.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (eXA4G)

423 >>417 so is ed henry commenting on the pornette story?

Is he still wearing that stupid looking hat?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (r9UYA)

424 Thanks for the good advice, artisanal 'ette... this place has been open for a week... I am girding my loins for the Restaurant Follies/ Keystone Cops spectacle....
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)


oh.

eek.

We're doing some fine dining this weekend too. Sometimes a chef just needs a break, Manitowoc Minute.

I can't wait to be waited on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (fceHP)

425 Intern shlerped Bill Clinton

Right wing conspiracy!

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (aC6Sd)

426 Illegals cost about $75 or 80k over lifetime benefit.



??? WTF? They cost that in three years of elementary school alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (rpAqR)

427 419 The first day on the job, a couple of the Carpenters brought Pepsi products to work for break and lunch.

Did birds suddenly appear?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:30 PM (6FqZa)
------
Every time they are near?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (Sfs6o)

428 418
porn star story? again?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

Who cares??? What does that have to do with his job, and he's not my pastor.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (zSVEm)

429 Probably the toughest place to take a piss in the country but let that stop you
----
You could always pee in a container, carry it in, pour it out....almost the same, maybe....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (kufk0)

430 I worked at Coke HQ for a few months on a consulting gig. I wanted to open a bottle of Pepsi my first day as an ice breaker. But decided not to.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (t+WE5)

431 as a lifelong Christian conservative republican I am concerned about what the rethugiKKKans are doing to shutdown the country
very very concerned

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (EJ/OB)

432
Fox News must be up for sale if they're floating salacious denied rumors. I guess they're showing any potential buyers they can be 'flexible'.

I thought Brett Baier had a backbone.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (2FqvZ)

433 so is ed henry commenting on the pornette story?

Is he still wearing that stupid looking hat?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:31 PM (r9UYA)


he's getting gray
or, he's not dying anymore, dunno

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (fceHP)

434 As Mr Schlicter points out on this subject, not one single Trump voter would disapprove of a shutdown over DACA.

Go for it Dems, throw Trump in the briar patch, please.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (fUJvh)

435 Heitkamp breaks from Dems. Will vote for House measure.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:33 PM (+Tibp)

436 81 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)


Everyone around these parts just refer to Donnelly as 'Mexican Joe'.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 19, 2018 06:33 PM (3gNiP)

437 She has already past her SBD for a person with her condition especially being fat which os a major no no
.
.
.That plus she continues to seriously over eat. She looks like she has gained 20+ pounds since she was appointed to SCOTUS. Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control. Diabetes is extremely unforgiving, especially at her age.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (+Dllb)

You're gonna get me all worked up and I wont be able to sleep. Thanks a lot

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:33 PM (4u7kU)

438 what is in the house passed funding bill? do we like it?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

439 My damn spell check on my phone did that. Oh well.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (R5lpX)

440 433 pornette story?
does it have pictures? video?
what the hell did I miss?

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (EJ/OB)

441 Interesting at American Thinker:
---
In the early 2000s, a slew of studies came out showing that psychiatrists were the original architects of Nazi genocide through their early philosophical and scientific support of child euthanasia and other moral abominations. Somewhat later, psychiatrists played a key role in legitimizing Nazi horrors by furnishing medical rationales. Far from being "passive enablers," as Lee and Glass trendily put it in a reference to the unclean hands of these psychiatrists, they sadistically facilitated and augmented Nazi crimes.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (vDqXW)

442

Mitch Turtle's head came out of his shell and spoke with a small backbone.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (fceHP)

443 >>>>
I worked at Coke HQ for a few months on a consulting gig. I wanted to
open a bottle of Pepsi my first day as an ice breaker. But decided not
to.
.
.
.I always use my Cabelas Credit Card at Bass Pro.....surprised it didn't burst into flames before the merger.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (+Dllb)

444 Right on cue red state dems vote with Trump when they know it doesnt matter. But they can show the rubes back home how centrist and shit they are. And the rubes believe their bullshit sadly.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (t+WE5)

445 438

what is in the house passed funding bill? do we like it?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

Horde sourcing is generally yes...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (zSVEm)

446 what is in the house passed funding bill? do we like it?
Posted by: IC

Keeps the gubmint afloat for about a month

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (+Tibp)

447 as a lifelong Christian conservative republican I am concerned about what the rethugiKKKans are doing to shutdown the country

But how many times did you vote for Ronald Reagan?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

448 436 Donnelly as 'Mexican Joe'.

well shit, knew I should have trademarked that

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (EJ/OB)

449 Heitkamp, Donnelly, Manchin.


First time we've seen the break. This is the "seam" that Trump and Hill GOP should have been pounding from the outset. These people will not survive opposing tax cuts, O-care repeal, and Trump's immigration agenda - they exist because they live a lie to their constituents, primarily.


There are few others.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

450 I thought Brett Baier had a backbone.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (2FqvZ)


nope

I think he's a nevertrumper, always smirking with his nevertrumper guests, hayes, and the old krauthammer. Used to cut Molly off. He has looked like a douche this past year.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)

451 Good grief! Bret Baier has Mike Allen, Joe/Mika's favorite butt boy on his panel tonight.

The hell???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

452 what is in the house passed funding bill? do we like it?

I'm sure its both larded up with pointless spending, but refuses to cut things that should have long ago been reduced such as planned parenthood and the corporation for public broadcasting.

Congress is worthless

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:36 PM (39g3+)

453 429 Probably the toughest place to take a piss in the country but let that stop you
----
You could always pee in a container, carry it in, pour it out....almost the same, maybe....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 06:32 PM (kufk0)

You could...... but you most certainly would lose all your style points and a believable vid, forget it !!

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (4u7kU)

454 Brett Baier just had the story about paying the porn
star hush money, complete with pics of said star. Forget hush money, if
I'd banged that, I'd have it on my Christmas cards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 06:28 PM (gC2IV)

Oy vey, Father, I'm telling everybody!
[just the punchline]

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)

455 411 Brett Baier just had the story about paying the porn star hush money, complete with pics of said star.


#NotCaring

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (peJQi)

456 Radio Calamity just said he has confirmed people will be fired over FISAgate.

Listen up you broken record asshole, I don't want people fired, I want people placed in front of firing squads.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)

457 There are few others.
Posted by: rhomboid

I might that twat from Missouri to that. Can't think of her name.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (+Tibp)

458 what is in the house passed funding bill? do we like it?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

Horde sourcing is generally yes...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (zSVEm)


they say it's a "clean" bill

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (fceHP)

459 447 But how many times did you vote for Ronald Reagan?

just once, 1984, my first chance to vote since I was 19

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (EJ/OB)

460 447 as a lifelong Christian conservative republican I am concerned about what the rethugiKKKans are doing to shutdown the country

But how many times did you vote for Ronald Reagan?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)


What do the Signs and Wonders Christians think???

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (zSVEm)

461
394 that pic on BB is creepy...its like Schumer is checking out Pelosi's boobs.
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)







He's looking at her knees?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (eXA4G)

462 436 Donnelly as 'Mexican Joe'.
well shit, knew I should have trademarked that
Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (EJ/OB)

"South of the border, hey I know a lad
He's got more fun than anybody's had
Don't got no worry, don't got no dough
Everybody's wondering about Mexican Joe".....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (EoRCO)

463 >>>>Sotomayor was diagnosed as a child with Type 1 diabetes, which she now
controls through a combination of synthetic insulin injections, glucose
tablets and regular checks of her blood sugar.
.
.
.Notice the #1 big thing that is missing that most Doctors tell diabetics do to control their blood sugar?

Hint below the fold:

















Exercise.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (+Dllb)

464 doesn't "oy vey" mean "oh woe"?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (6FqZa)

465 436 Donnelly as 'Mexican Joe'.

he's not a patch on The Original Mexican Joe

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (nFwvY)

466 It confirms what I've said for some time now: almost no one is going to miss these people when they're gone. Sure, they have friends and acquaintances who probably won't like it, but life goes on.

Everybody else doesn't know any Dreamers and won't care that they're gone. Most people won't even remember the issue a few weeks down the road.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

467 There is no victory repubs won't squander in exchange for a pat on the head and the promise of less kicking from their Demedia masters.

Posted by: Shashiga at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (c89oE)

468 'Keeps the gubmint afloat for about a month'

This country is run by idiots with the financial sense of a pillbug.

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

469 just once, 1984, my first chance to vote since I was 19

No, no you're doing the whole concerned thing wrong, you're supposed to say like 5 times

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

470 Baier wandered off a long time ago

Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (C6eZV)

471 Claire McCaskill can't avoid this. At her peril.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (+Tibp)

472 471
Claire McCaskill can't avoid this. At her peril.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (+Tibp)

Yep...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (zSVEm)

473 461 He's looking at her knees?

and beer on the laptop
thanks man

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (EJ/OB)

474 "But how many times did you vote for Ronald Reagan?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+) "

8 times.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (uuwor)

475 Chuck U Schumer's rather terse response to reporters after meeting with PDT was unusual for him. Wish o could have been a fly on that wall. For all his good humor in public, I'll bet the president can put the fear of a vengeful god in someone when he chooses to.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (jm1YL)

476 Baier reports a Senate "vote to proceed" is scheduled for 10 pm Eastern.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (AMIL/)

477 I'll denounce myself now. I have sold horses to Mr Coca- Cola Mexico and Vincente Fox.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (wEff2)

478 Not just fired. They need to lose their pensions.

And depending on their involvement, they need significant jail time.

If the leaks are true, this looks like true sedition along with possible treason (i.e..working with the Russians to overthrow an American President.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (E3rQ4)

479 He's looking at her knees?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:38 PM (eXA4G)
She is wearing push up wonder bra I think because they appear to be in the correct location.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

480 473

461 He's looking at her knees?

and beer on the laptop
thanks man
Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (EJ/OB)

It's the crepe... it mesmerizes...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (zSVEm)

481 384
I like potatoes.

Posted by: Trumpy at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

With Diet Coke. And ice cream. Two scoops -with sprinkles. Because sprinkles are for WINNERS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (jxbfJ)

482 I wonder where Ace is? Just saw a linky at Newsbusters of Chris Cilliza mocking Trump's exercise routine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

483
473 461 He's looking at her knees?

and beer on the laptop
thanks man
Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:40 PM (EJ/OB)







*thumbs up*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (eXA4G)

484 By the way I'm seeing mumbles of the Democrat strategy if the FISA memo is released: selectively edited, their old go-to if something is damning to them.

"Dems say Nunes unilaterally put together a memo that leaves out key details and exaggerates findings"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

485 Am I furloughed yet?

Got shit to do, ya know?

Posted by: Deplorable Fedreral Employee at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (iiixZ)

486 http://bit.ly/2DlWnNc

TRUMP ATTORNEY We Are Hearing the FISA Abuse "Went Further Than Just Spying on Trump's Campaign"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (y3aQB)

487 474 8 times.

actually as a Chicago democrat I think I could've legally voted 8 times

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (EJ/OB)

488 471 Claire McCaskill can't avoid this. At her peril.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:39 PM (+Tibp)

Count the folds on her neck, more than three, she's all in

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (4u7kU)

489 There is an easy DACA deal on the table for the Dems - give Trump $20 billion for the wall, limit DACA to 700,000 people, and don't allow chain migration for the DACA kids. That 1) helps the DACA kids 2) helps stop more DACA kids from happening, and 3) Punishes the adults who dumped off the kids at the border. Easy peasey.

Problem is, whatever deal they do that doesn't completely fuck Trump is unacceptable. Giving him $1 for the wall is out of bounds. Literally - just ask them. They can't fund anything having to do with the wall, because for no other reason than Trump wants it.

To the outside observer they look deranged.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (fftfA)

490 With Diet Coke. And ice cream. Two scoops -with sprinkles. Because sprinkles are for WINNERS.

Chocolate Syrup is for closers!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)

491 In a previous thread it was asked how broadly recused Sessions is, and can he take action on the information in the Congressional memo?

Yes, he can - provided somebody in the memo is accused of doing drugs.

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (VGPaB)

492 She is wearing push up wonder bra I think because they appear to be in the correct location.


Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)


A marvel of engineering, load distribution, and cantilevering.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (QLvwG)

493 I wonder what the House is waiting for, why they can't #releasethememo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (6FqZa)

494 >>TRUMP ATTORNEY We Are Hearing the FISA Abuse "Went Further Than Just Spying on Trump's Campaign"

You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

495 Been Had --- Did you get a commission/profit? If so, good on. ya' - no apologies necessary.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (vqvBi)

496 TRUMP ATTORNEY We Are Hearing the FISA Abuse "Went Further Than Just Spying on Trump's Campaign"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (y3aQB)

Gotta believe it

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (hMwEB)

497 456
Radio Calamity just said he has confirmed people will be fired over FISAgate.



Listen up you broken record asshole, I don't want people fired, I want people placed in front of firing squads.



Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)

With heads mounted on pikes as a lesson for all.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (jxbfJ)

498 484
By the way I'm seeing mumbles of the Democrat strategy if the FISA memo
is released: selectively edited, their old go-to if something is damning
to them.



"Dems say Nunes unilaterally put together a memo that leaves out key details and exaggerates findings"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

Then Trump releases the whole shebang.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (fUJvh)

499 I'll denounce myself now. I have sold horses to Mr Coca- Cola Mexico and Vincente Fox.
Posted by: Ben Had

Biggest damned Mehican I've ever seen.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (+Tibp)

500 Can we stop calling them DACA kids,average age of 24....

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (LiyEm)

501 ''There is no victory repubs won't squander in exchange for a pat on the head and the promise of less kicking from their Demedia masters.''

PDT really needs to hold some master classes for the Republicans on the joys of leadership.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (jm1YL)

502 Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

I didn't BUT Jay Sekulow did

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (y3aQB)

503 ... maybe they're going to hold off until Monday at noon to give the news media something they can't sit on over Sooper Bole Sundae.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (6FqZa)

504 Trump is using the classic negotiation tactic of he who talks first loses. Notice there hasn't been any word out of the WH.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (gC2IV)

505 I wish someone would make a decent sized fruit cup. The only ones I can find must be for people under age 3 and over age 90.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (Sfs6o)

506 "Listen up you broken record asshole, I don't want people fired, I want people placed in front of firing squads.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)"

Maybe he meant "fired" as in "out of a cannon."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 06:44 PM (uuwor)

507 TRUMP ATTORNEY - is that the Ty Cobb guy?
He shoulda stuck to baseball. He can't lawyer worth beans.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (GroCc)

508
The evidence of "hush money" paid to the video prostitute is overwhelming.

It appears that 20 years ago, Trump signed her yearbook: "You should be a porn star! Do you want me to make this $130K check out to 'cash?' -- All the best, DJT"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (e5LQi)

509 Is it souper bool weekend?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (kufk0)

510 PDT really needs to hold some master classes for the Republicans on the joys of leadership.

He can hold up a picture of Stormy Daniels, with her lipstick and signature with "xxoxox". "This," he can say, "can be yours if you're a winner, like me".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (6FqZa)

511 What we really need now is a huge protest of dreamers carrying Mexican flags through the streets blocking traffic.

Posted by: Obama hates You! at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (5R5Wi)

512 "Dems say Nunes unilaterally put together a memo that leaves out key details and exaggerates findings"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)
---
The writing staff finally came up with something, eh?

I was waiting for something.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (vDqXW)

513 ''I wonder what the House is waiting for, why they can't #releasethememo''

They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (jm1YL)

514 It appears that 20 years ago, Trump signed her yearbook: "You should be a porn star! Do you want me to make this $130K check out to 'cash?' -- All the best, DJT"

Its great because half of the inscription is in different ink and handwriting, and for some reason Trump signed his name "ADA"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

515 AFC Championship, not super bowl. dammit. i haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (6FqZa)

516 Is it souper bool weekend?
Posted by: lin-duh at January




no

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (GFAq1)

517 >>What we really need now is a huge protest of dreamers carrying Mexican flags through the streets blocking traffic.


Wearing Pussy Hats

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Eqkr2)

518 That's why they wont even read it.Tainted,Edited.Unilateral.Blah blah blah

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

519 491 In a previous thread it was asked how broadly recused Sessions is, and can he take action on the information in the Congressional memo?

Yes, he can - provided somebody in the memo is accused of doing drugs.

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 06:42 PM (VGPaB)

OMG WEED!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

520 Super Bowl is Sunday Feb. 4

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (AMIL/)

521 Of course the media will fully push their line.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (LiyEm)

522 They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (jm1YL)
---
The craps probably already have.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (vDqXW)

523 514 It appears that 20 years ago, Trump signed her yearbook: "You should be a porn star! Do you want me to make this $130K check out to 'cash?' -- All the best, DJT"

Its great because half of the inscription is in different ink and handwriting, and for some reason Trump signed his name "ADA"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

This is about the Alabama guy, isn't it??

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (zSVEm)

524 So Lisa Page, Strozk's ho - was on McCain's staff - and up to her tata in dossier intrigue.

Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (WLeoI)

525 Seems it's a bare-bones CR, with a 6-year CHIP re-authorization tossed in.


Only until mid-February.


I kind of like the idea of taking this appropriations lawlessness to its logical extreme, and have only short-term CRs until November. So in each round, the Dems can launch their suicide attacks, and the GOP and WH can beat the bejeesus out of them with their unpopular positions/fumble and fail to capitalize on the situation to get things done and affect the mid-terms.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

526 ''I wish someone would make a decent sized fruit cup. The only ones I can find must be for people under age 3 and over age 90.''

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (jm1YL)

527 >>OMG WEED!


willow wil be here in


3..


2...

1...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (Eqkr2)

528
btw, Fake News is saying their fake "hush money" story is PROOF that the fake Russian Dossier is all true.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (e5LQi)

529 Lisa Page, Strozk's ho - was on McCain's staff

Phrasing ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (6FqZa)

530 513
They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to

*Looks down*

*Pouts*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (JK6QI)

531 >>They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to

Might be kind of difficult since it is locked inside the House SCIF and can't be removed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

532 Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:45 PM (GroCc)

Jay Sekulow

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (y3aQB)

533 >>Super Bowl is Sunday Feb. 4


Damn, I'm washing my pubic hair on the 4th.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (Eqkr2)

534 477 I'll denounce myself now. I have sold horses to Mr Coca- Cola Mexico and Vincente Fox.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (wEff2)

That's really cool, Ben. You must have some mighty nice horsies.

Mom tells me and my sibs that our family shares a common Texas ancestor with Fox, so if anyone wants to denounce me and cousin Vicente, feel free, I'll understand.

Posted by: stace at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (6HFDU)

535 I would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.
Posted by: Weasel

Are these good dry rub ribs, Memphis style? And a beer. With smoked brisket, and some sauage. Do you have bbq chicken, too?

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dAMvJ)

536 Super Bowl is Sunday Feb. 4
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Oh, too bad, I have other plans. I need to clip my dogs nails and turn the compost bins....oh, the floors need scrubbing too.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (kufk0)

537 Of course the media will fully push their line.
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 06:47 PM (LiyEm)
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Yup. I expect to hear "Do you really intend to fire and prosecute people over something Representative Nunes wrote himself and a number of people said leaves out crucial excuplating evidence?!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (vDqXW)

538 TRUMP ATTORNEY We Are Hearing the FISA Abuse "Went Further Than Just Spying on Trump's Campaign"


Which explains all the distractions the MSM/DEMS are throwing out there. Gov Shutdown, Trump banged a porn star accusations, The WH Dr. is lying!! anything to distract what may well go down like a nuke, politically.

Or nothing will happen. I'm a pessimist like that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (peJQi)

539 how do we know he is paying her hush money and not simply paying for her services? $130k at $1000 an hour is barely a week of services.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (GFAq1)

540 The way things are going they're going to reopen Alcatraz for these traitors and the California pols who will be going to prison on sedition charges.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

541 Heh we're just gonna blame it on the guy with the brain tumor

Posted by: Dems at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (JK6QI)

542 >>Might be kind of difficult since it is locked inside the House SCIF and can't be removed.


Sandy Burger laughs.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (Eqkr2)

543 529 Phrasing ?

no shit, some of us just ate lunch

Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (EJ/OB)

544
"Dems say Nunes unilaterally put together a memo that leaves out key details and exaggerates findings"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

Then Trump releases the whole shebang.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (fUJvh)








He should declassify the whole thing and release it completely unredacted.

Let the bodies hit the floor

https://tinyurl.com/ybaoa682

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:50 PM (eXA4G)

545 539
how do we know he is paying her hush money and not simply paying for her
services? $130k at $1000 an hour is barely a week of services.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:49 PM (GFAq1)
All this allegedly happened in 2005? Even if it were true, why would anyone even care?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

546 I doubt McCain's staff has worked in some time....

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 06:50 PM (LiyEm)

547 531 >>They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to

Might be kind of difficult since it is locked inside the House SCIF and can't be removed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

I read somewhere that Jim Jordan said if the Intel Committee and House vote to release it, PDT then has to approve the release, I assume meaning he has to decide whether to de-classify.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (AMIL/)

548 >>no shit, some of us just ate lunch


Poi tasted the same no matter how many times you eat it.

SPAM, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (Eqkr2)

549 I'll have a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (uuwor)

550 I wish someone would make a decent sized fruit cup. The only ones I can find must be for people under age 3 and over age 90.

And half the "fruit" is made of wood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

551 Super Bowl is Sunday Feb. 4
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Oh, too bad, I have other plans. I need to clip my dogs nails and turn the compost bins....oh, the floors need scrubbing too.
Posted by: lin-duh

I'll be watching Puppy Bowl, as per usual

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (+Tibp)

552 493
I wonder what the House is waiting for, why they can't #releasethememo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:43 PM (6FqZa)

^^THIS.

Call a vote, and ram it through. Screw the Dems.
If the shoe was on the other foot, the Dems would have already shot the GOP in the head, faster than Donny Two Scoops could bang a pornstar.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (8iiMU)

553 >>>>>They're waiting for someone to leak it so they won't have to



Might be kind of difficult since it is locked inside the House SCIF and can't be removed.
.
.
.Do you honestly believe that there are not copies floating around?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:51 PM (+Dllb)

554 I think Stormy Daniels would be worth $1000 an hour now.

Wow she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 06:52 PM (4ErVI)

555 I'll have a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry.

Should we have Cake Girl bring it to you, too?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

556 Menendez to be brought up for retrial. A twitter reply claimed the prosecutor this time would be a Trump appointee. Don't know if that's true or not but it's a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 06:52 PM (ewxPW)

557 I think it was very clever of Trump and Mulvaney to refer to it as "Schumer's shutdown." In fact, I think everybody should refer to it as that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (8+Ozj)

558 well taking extraordinary measures and or not following procedure undermines the effectiveness of the memo, which is simply a document put together by the committee.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (GFAq1)

559 >>I read somewhere that Jim Jordan said if the Intel Committee and House vote to release it, PDT then has to approve the release, I assume meaning he has to decide whether to de-classify.

I don't think it even has to pass the whole House, just the Intel Committee and then Trump.

It doesn't sound as if all the Republicans in the House have even read it yet and they probably want to wait till shutdown theater is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

560 556 Menendez to be brought up for retrial. A twitter reply claimed the prosecutor this time would be a Trump appointee. Don't know if that's true or not but it's a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 06:52 PM (ewxPW)

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Democrats will throw him to the wolves this time.

His replacement will be a more loyal Democrat who won't side with Israel against Iran ever again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (KO0bZ)

561 >>Wow she's gorgeous.


If you go for the Cock Model look.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (Eqkr2)

562 Trump is using the classic negotiation tactic of he who talks first loses.

The old Give Me What I Want or I'll Let You Destroy Yourself, eh?

Posted by: Maxwell SenateSmart at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

563 stace, I had to make sure that I wasn't getting cartel money. Happens a lot in this business. Had a friend that had a guy show up to buy a futurity horse with 50,000 in a suitcase.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (wEff2)

564 All this allegedly happened in 2005? Even if it were true, why would anyone even care?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)
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I don't know. I can't count the times I'm supposed to not be concerned about something that's "in the past" when it hurts Dems, 5 years, 3 years, 6 months, the "past" always changes with them.

He's not doing it with a subordinate or in a work environment and he didn't deny it under oath, and maybe he's changed since then.

He sure seems to be sincere about his change to a pro-life stance, despite A LOT of cynicism during the election (and some skepticism on my part).

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (vDqXW)

565 you know stormy daniels stock, and her hourly just quintupled.



she will be offering a weekend package at a Trump hotel.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (GFAq1)

566 5 hours to go on the CNN countdown to Armageddon.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (bJ0w+)

567 The writing staff finally came up with something, eh?

I was waiting for something.
Posted by: Axeman
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Ben Rhodes is working on it. Soon will be released to Media Matters, who will take care of dissemination to the MSM fellow travelers..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (58eZn)

568 Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Our family sat together this morning with the Medical Examiner Coroner's office and we were informed of their final analysis that Tom Petty passed away due to an accidental drug overdose as a result of taking a variety of medications.

Unfortunately Tom's body suffered from many serious ailments including emphysema, knee problems and most significantly a fractured hip.

Despite this painful injury he insisted on keeping his commitment to his fans and he toured for 53 dates with a fractured hip and, as he did, it worsened to a more serious injury.

On the day he died he was informed his hip had graduated to a full on break and it is our feeling that the pain was simply unbearable and was the cause for his over use of medication.

We knew before the report was shared with us that he was prescribed various pain medications for a multitude of issues including Fentanyl patches and we feel confident that this was, as the coroner found, an unfortunate accident.

As a family we recognize this report may spark a further discussion on the opioid crisis and we feel that it is a healthy and necessary discussion and we hope in some way this report can save lives. Many people who overdose begin with a legitimate injury or simply do not understand the potency and deadly nature of these medications.

On a positive note we now know for certain he went painlessly and beautifully exhausted after doing what he loved the most, for one last time, performing live with his unmatchable rock band for his loyal fans on the biggest tour of his 40 plus year career. He was extremely proud of that achievement in the days before he passed.

We continue to mourn with you and marvel at Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' incredible positive impact on music and the world. And we thank you all for your love and support over the last months.

Thank you also for respecting the memory of a man who was truly great during his time on this planet both publicly and privately.

We would be grateful if you could respect the privacy of the entire Heartbreaker family during this difficult time.

Dana Petty and Adria Petty

SAD!!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (y3aQB)

569 Lisa Page, Strozk's ho - was on McCain's staff

Phrasing ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:48 PM

Yes, and mighty damn fine it was

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (aC6Sd)

570 Stormy is on tour, with the "Make America Horny Again" tour, probably dishing on Trump or making random stuff up, as the case may be. Gotta cash in while you can.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (39g3+)

571 >>Do you honestly believe that there are not copies floating around?

Yes, I honestly think there aren't copies floating around.

And there is no upside for Republicans to leak it because they will be slammed as partisans and it will hurt their credibility and no way in hell are the Dems going to leak it for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

572 564 All this allegedly happened in 2005? Even if it were true, why would anyone even care?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)
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I don't know. I can't count the times I'm supposed to not be concerned about something that's "in the past" when it hurts Dems, 5 years, 3 years, 6 months, the "past" always changes with them.

He's not doing it with a subordinate or in a work environment and he didn't deny it under oath, and maybe he's changed since then.

He sure seems to be sincere about his change to a pro-life stance, despite A LOT of cynicism during the election (and some skepticism on my part).
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (vDqXW)

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Politics is transactional. Democrats have understood that for a long time. Republicans are finally figuring it out.

I don't care if the man putting in place policies is someone I would marry my daughter to or not as long as he puts in place those policies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 06:56 PM (KO0bZ)

573 Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:53 PM (Eqkr2)

Fake Boobs ! Nah Turn off to me

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:56 PM (y3aQB)

574 That is one hawt porn star. Well done MR. Prezzie, well done

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:56 PM (t+WE5)

575 "Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (y3aQB) "

Dibs on "Tom Petty and the Hipbreakers" as a tribute band name.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 06:56 PM (uuwor)

576 563 stace, I had to make sure that I wasn't getting cartel money. Happens a lot in this business. Had a friend that had a guy show up to buy a futurity horse with 50,000 in a suitcase.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 06:54 PM (wEff2)

Holy cowpies. I had no idea, but it makes sense since they're using everything else for money laundering.

Posted by: stace at January 19, 2018 06:56 PM (6HFDU)

577 Tom Petty was a huge, huge talent, just an amazing songwriter. But being in the Wilburys is apparently a death wish. I think Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne are it for survivors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)

578 Stormy Daniels maga weekend - schlong her bigly at the Trump International Hotel DC! Complimentary covfefe.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:57 PM (GFAq1)

579 >>Dibs on "Tom Petty and the Hipbreakers" as a tribute band name.


Limpin' Down a Dream

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:57 PM (Eqkr2)

580
I can't believe this, but Stormy Daniels is going to be in town, Greenville SC either tonight or soon, some strip joint.

And I think I heard Bret Baier mention this crap -- reporting on the WSJ's claims of Cohen setting up a dummy corporation to pay Stormy off.

Not once did he mention her official written denial of the whole thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

581 Poi tasted the same no matter how many times you eat it.

Posted by: garrett

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I would expect goldfish to be pretty consistent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (58eZn)

582 I can't see DJT paying anyone hush money.

Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (WLeoI)

583 Trump hires pornette for schlonging.

Clinton shoves cigar in intern in oval office.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (GFAq1)

584 Tom Petty was a huge, huge talent, just an amazing songwriter. But being in the Wilburys is apparently a death wish. I think Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne are it for survivors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I was visiting daughter in LA and realized I had a chance to see him the week before he died. I realized it the day after the concert at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (+Tibp)

585 With Trump, even the sex scandals have been upgraded.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 19, 2018 06:59 PM (HD54Z)

586 580
I can't believe this, but Stormy Daniels is going to be in town, Greenville SC either tonight or soon, some strip joint.

And I think I heard Bret Baier mention this crap -- reporting on the WSJ's claims of Cohen setting up a dummy corporation to pay Stormy off.

Not once did he mention her official written denial of the whole thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

============

I took my lesson from Democrats in the 90s that consensual relationships between adults was none of my business. So, I've been ignoring this ever since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 06:59 PM (KO0bZ)

587 >>>>>Do you honestly believe that there are not copies floating around?



Yes, I honestly think there aren't copies floating around.



And there is no upside for Republicans to leak it because they will
be slammed as partisans and it will hurt their credibility and no way in
hell are the Dems going to leak it for obvious reasons.
.
.
.There are copies of that document making their way around DC tonight.

Notice I didn't say anything about Republicans leaking it, just made the observation that the confidence level is at 95+ that there are multiple copies of that memo out there.

The only reason it has not been leaked is it will be devastating to the dems and their narrative. that's why there are multiple different attacks on Trump tonight.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:59 PM (+Dllb)

588 Why are Goldfish so tasty and Pretzel Goldfish so not?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:59 PM (Eqkr2)

589 I am very unhappy with a sleazebag president banging women while he's married to someone else, that's disgusting, awful, wrong, and demonstrates a complete lack of character that befits someone in leadership. It shows a lack of self control, honesty, loyalty, and decency.

But unlike Bill Clinton who was still groping, raping, and philandering even as he campaigned for president and kept doing it while in office, President Trump seems to have totally changed and turned his life around. If they can find something from, say, last year, that will matter to me.

But over a decade ago? And no hint of anything since? The guy has been a straight arrow for years now, that's what counts to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

590 >> That is one hawt porn star. Well done MR. Prezzie, well done

SHe was a big thing back 15 years ago roughly 2000 - 2008ish time frame.

While I don't know anything about such matters, a friend to whom I minister virtue trying to get him to put aside his wicked way tells me this information.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (8O3HH)

591 I can't imagine what a porn star could do that would make her worth $1,000 an hour that he wouldn't find in the arms of Melania who probably knows something about sex and probably hasn't been with hundreds of men.

And no, I'm not asking for an answer here-Just another area where men and women differ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (8+Ozj)

592 I still think the GOPe will manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The swamp creatures of both parties want to get rid of Trump. If that means handing Congress to the Democrats and starting impeachment hearings, they'll do it.

We need to primary as many of the RINOs as possible, but that's not easy to do.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

593 who was the pornette that would show up on red eye every so often?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:01 PM (GFAq1)

594 And there is no upside for Republicans to leak it because they will be slammed as partisans and it will hurt their credibility and no way in hell are the Dems going to leak it for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)
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I'm actually preferring them drawing this out. Because the longer the Dems impede this, the longer they'll look guilty.

However, the down side is that the longer they drag this out, the more time the spin doctors on the left have to construct a narrative, and strategically leak each charge with its ready-made excuse.

And we've seen in the past, the excuse doesn't even have to be THAT good. The press will push it like it's the most natural thing in the world for whatever to happen.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)

595 Byron York claims he's been told that 115 House members have read the memo.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 07:01 PM (ewxPW)

596 I can't imagine what a porn star could do that would make her worth $1,000 an hour that he wouldn't find in the arms of Melania who probably knows something about sex and probably hasn't been with hundreds of men.

And no, I'm not asking for an answer here-Just another area where men and women differ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January




Now it is closer to $5,000 an hour for top talent.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (GFAq1)

597 >>>We need to primary as many of the RINOs as possible, but that's not easy to do.

:::Steve Bannon rummages through dumpster for cape:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (FKBI9)

598 >>The only reason it has not been leaked is it will be devastating to the dems and their narrative. that's why there are multiple different attacks on Trump tonight.

There are multiple attacks on Trump every night.

Frankly I won't be surprised one bit at what is in the memo because I've saying that this scandal goes way beyond FISA spying on Trump, it has been going on for years and I know that there are many people in DC who have also known this for months most notably Devin Nunes.

People out here in the wasteland will be surprised at what's in the memo but I'd be willing to bet almost nobody in DC will be.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

599 Byron York claims he's been told that 115 House members have read the memo.
Posted by: andycanuck

And I think I heard reported "No Democrats"

Wonder why?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (+Tibp)

600 Extremely reasonable rates !

Posted by: Spitzer at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (JK6QI)

601 If there is one Republican fingered in the FISAgate report, we'll never see it.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

602 >>If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

The DNC, I'm thinking.

The DNC paid them a lot of $$$ at the same time Hillary campaign and Obama for America did. Same Perkins Coie lawyer as go-between for all three entities, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (W+vEI)

603 Suppose the fact that men would pay $1000 or even $5000 an hour for sex suggests lots.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (GFAq1)

604 591, And no, I'm not asking for an answer here-Just another area where men and women differ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (8+Ozj)
I have a hard time believing this story..it would have happened in his early days of being married to Melania and seriously..cheating on her?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (a0IVu)

605 Tom Petty was a huge, huge talent, just an amazing songwriter. But being in the Wilburys is apparently a death wish. I think Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne are it for survivors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Watching the 'End of the Line' video is kinda weird.
http://tinyurl.com/hu6jfkg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (58eZn)

606 I sure do miss the days when I was allowed to slobber on Obama's royal knob. There was order in my world.
*sniff*

Posted by: Mitch at January 19, 2018 07:04 PM (2cuLk)

607 Stormy Daniels red snapper and star fish are beautiful works of art. Probably tasty and tight.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:04 PM (jeefx)

608 >> her worth $1,000 an hour

The top ones go for a *lot* more than $1K per hour. If one wants what is called "The Girlfriend Experience" with a top tier porn queen, one is going to shell out well over $10K. This is a rich man's hobby.

They make far money doing this "escorting" it's euphemistically called, than they do with the actual "acting". Indeed you might consider the "acting" just advertising for those services.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:04 PM (8O3HH)

609 You're not kidding. Daniels actually is booking venues for Make America Horny Again. *facepalm*

'Murrca.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

610 581 Poi tasted the same no matter how many times you eat it.

Posted by: garrett


Rather eat shit from a dog's ass

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 07:05 PM (4u7kU)

611 597 >>>We need to primary as many of the RINOs as possible, but that's not easy to do.

:::Steve Bannon rummages through dumpster for cape:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (FKBI9)

===========

To be honest, if you want to do that level of change at the federal level, you have to start at the state level.

Taking out squishy Republicans in Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, and in every other deep red state. Trying to replace squishy Democrats with squishy Republicans in purple states.

In a decade of forcing that level of change, then you can start moving those people up into Federal House seats as well as more important state level seats. 5-10 years after that, then you start replacing governors and US Senators.

Neophytes almost always lose. If you want to build a stronger, more conservative Republican Party, you have to do it from the ground up and have a lot of patience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:05 PM (KO0bZ)

612 I want Mark Levin for Sotomayor's replacement ... he seems sound on Constitutional stuff, and watching him get all shouty with idiots during oral arguments would be epic gold !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (oVWx5)

613 In the entertainment industry, they used to say that there was no such thing as "bad publicity". That was before Harvey and the NFL knee-takers. But, my point is, that girl should milk that story until the cows come home. Free ink is good! And it doesn't hurt the President at all, because there were no cigars injured in the making of those headlines and no dresses were stained, as I recall.

Posted by: goon at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (EaQ6/)

614 The top ones go for a *lot* more than $1K per hour. If one wants what is called "The Girlfriend Experience" with a top tier porn queen, one is going to shell out well over $10K. This is a rich man's hobby.

They make far money doing this "escorting" it's euphemistically called, than they do with the actual "acting". Indeed you might consider the "acting" just advertising for those services.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January




the acting is advertising. which is not necessarily a bad plan. would be really useful if some auto makers would put their cars through the paces the way the pornettes do.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (GFAq1)

615 595 Byron York claims he's been told that 115 House members have read the memo.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 07:01 PM (ewxPW)
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Katherine Heridge says all 115 are Repubs. Not one Dem has looked at it. They're sticking their head in the ground.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (OAlmw)

616 But over a decade ago? And no hint of anything since? The guy has been a straight arrow for years now, that's what counts to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)
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That pretty much sums it up for me too.

Plus if the foundation of our republic has been threatened, personal morality kind of ranks extremely low as a concern on that scale.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

617 >>worth $1,000 an hour


The $1000 is so she'll leave.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (Eqkr2)

618 What would Stormy do for a grand that Melania wouldn't?

Leave.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (uuwor)

619 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

Eventually some sleazeball will pay a woman to say Donald Trump slept with her while he was married to Melania-even if it isn't true. The only thing that might stop that is if she's afraid of lawsuits, And i agree with your statements, Christopher.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (8+Ozj)

620 I remember the good old days when a post like this got a humping robot or a comment about balls dipped in pudding.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (Aw2/v)

621 616 But over a decade ago? And no hint of anything since? The guy has been a straight arrow for years now, that's what counts to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)
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That pretty much sums it up for me too.

Plus if the foundation of our republic has been threatened, personal morality kind of ranks extremely low as a concern on that scale.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

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Not to Patterico and David French.

To them, it's more important than making sure the country doesn't sink into a hole of progressivism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (KO0bZ)

622 who was the pornette that would show up on red eye every so often?

Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (6FqZa)

623 I guess we should expect the new Alabama senator to crater. Isn't it like two years before he faces the voters again?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (+Tibp)

624 Katherine Heridge says all 115 are Repubs. Not one Dem has looked at it. They're sticking their head in the ground.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (OAlmw)
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Or the minority committee members leaked it to them last week, and they just don't want to make the public gesture that might give it any sort of credence.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (vDqXW)

625 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (uuwor)

Why would he want Melania to leave?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (8+Ozj)

626 >>Rather eat shit from a dog's ass


I believe 'Poi' is Native Hawaiin for, 'We're out of Dog Shit'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (Eqkr2)

627 "the acting is advertising. which is not necessarily a bad plan. would be really useful if some auto makers would put their cars through the paces the way the pornettes do.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (GFAq1) "

Oh, those poor Crash Test Dummies...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (uuwor)

628 well, then there is the nice part about the $1000 an hour eliminating the part where you have to be concerned over what she is thinking or wants.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:08 PM (GFAq1)

629 It's been a political rule for decades that Republicans always get blamed for government shutdowns. Dems should remember political rules only last until they get broken.

This is the first time they're trying this ploy without controlling the White House. They may find this risky strategy backfires if the Shutdown doesn't really wreck things, and Trump uses his huge megaphone to make them look like the hypocritical fools they are.

I don't see Trump blinking on the "Schumer Shutdown".

Posted by: Jill v2 at January 19, 2018 07:08 PM (E9Gtg)

630 620 I remember the good old days when a post like this got a humping robot or a comment about balls dipped in pudding.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (Aw2/v)


Oh, humpbot, we knew ye well.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 07:08 PM (7UW64)

631 "Why would he want Melania to leave?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:07 PM (8+Ozj) "

He wouldn't. That's the point.

You asked why would he pay? So that he could have depraved sex with someone he doesn't care about that will be out of his life once the transaction is over.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (uuwor)

632 Off, filthy Wisconsin type sock.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (7UW64)

633 629 It's been a political rule for decades that Republicans always get blamed for government shutdowns. Dems should remember political rules only last until they get broken.

This is the first time they're trying this ploy without controlling the White House. They may find this risky strategy backfires if the Shutdown doesn't really wreck things, and Trump uses his huge megaphone to make them look like the hypocritical fools they are.

I don't see Trump blinking on the "Schumer Shutdown".
Posted by: Jill v2 at January 19, 2018 07:08 PM (E9Gtg)

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Didn't it happen like 8 times under Reagan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (KO0bZ)

634 Oh, those poor Crash Test Dummies...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January




lol

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (GFAq1)

635 Given that the public opinion stars are aligning to tell Republicans they're in a much stronger position than the (typically retarded) conventional wisdom had had it a week ago,



This means that the Dems know they've lost
and they are reconfiguring the statistics and language to cover their asses.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (KlMn1)

636 612 I want Mark Levin for Sotomayor's replacement ... he seems sound on Constitutional stuff, and watching him get all shouty with idiots during oral arguments would be epic gold !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 07:06 PM (oVWx5)


That would be awesome, but I'd settle for him as a debate moderator: "Get off the podium, you big dope!"

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

637 Didn't the Pussycat Dolls admit that, yeah, they made some music, but mostly what they were doing was hooking.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

638 >>Why would he want Melania to leave?

The "leave" stuff pertains to getting sex without the woman wanting more - a relationship, marriage, etc.; the ultimate no strings attached/no hidden agenda encounter. So, does not apply to Melania.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

639
Not the type (female) we like, but Gutfeld did have Ron Jeremy on Red Eye way back in the early days. I didn't see it, but I head him and Andy Levy going about what a disgusting pig he was.

He apparently makes Bannon look like Cary Grant, and the BO is so strong, they said he stunk up the whole set. He really pissed them off.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (8O3HH)

640 Taking out squishy Republicans in Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, and in every other deep red state. Trying to replace squishy Democrats with squishy Republicans in purple states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:05 PM (KO0bZ)

That worked out well for me.

Kay Hagan, hardest hit.

Posted by: Thom Tillis at January 19, 2018 07:11 PM (48QDY)

641 you know if we replaced crash test dummies with sexbots we could have something bigly.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:11 PM (GFAq1)

642 The perfect picture of cultural white trash,
MeAgain Kelly.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:11 PM (KlMn1)

643 556 Menendez to be brought up for retrial. A twitter reply claimed the prosecutor this time would be a Trump appointee. Don't know if that's true or not but it's a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 06:52 PM (ewxPW)


Heard Menendez said he was ready to be vindicated again. Only a dim would see a hung jury as vindication

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (4u7kU)

644 Meaning absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Muns at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (9L8Bu)

645 I thought you paid her to make you a bacon sammich afterwards?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (ewxPW)

646 598
>>The only reason it has not been leaked is it will be devastating
to the dems and their narrative. that's why there are multiple
different attacks on Trump tonight."

It's possible it hasn't been leaked yet because it's Friday - a bad day for big news to break (which is why Obama liked doing unpopular/controversial crap on Fridays -that helped the MSM bury whatever asshattery it was.) Better that the shit hit the fan on Monday.

Of course, that might be crediting the GOP with more brains and strategic thinking than they usually exhibit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (P8951)

647 >>I don't see Trump blinking on the "Schumer Shutdown".

See Kurt Schlicter's latest. I would not be surprised if the shutdown is Trump's ideal Step 1 in cutting bureaucratic fat. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

648 637 Didn't the Pussycat Dolls admit that, yeah, they made some music, but mostly what they were doing was hooking.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

More common than you think in music and hollywood and women's sports.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (jeefx)

649 599 Byron York claims he's been told that 115 House members have read the memo.
Posted by: andycanuck

And I think I heard reported "No Democrats"

Wonder why?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:02 PM (+Tibp)



Same reason no one on trial at Nuremberg read "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich."

(Yeah, I know, it hadn't been written yet. Work with me here.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (+RVKP)

650 639
Not the type (female) we like, but Gutfeld did have Ron Jeremy on Red Eye way back in the early days. I didn't see it, but I head him and Andy Levy going about what a disgusting pig he was.

He apparently makes Bannon look like Cary Grant, and the BO is so strong, they said he stunk up the whole set. He really pissed them off.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (8O3HH)


Well, heaven knows we look to people who get nekkid and have public sex for role models in personal hygiene.

What in hell did they expect?

These people f**k for a living. They are, by definition, f**kheads.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (7UW64)

651 "you know if we replaced crash test dummies with sexbots we could have something bigly.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:11 PM (GFAq1) "

Now we're testing to make sure this one can take a hairpin curve at 60mph and double anal.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (uuwor)

652 rickl, in the Golden Age of Trump, anything is possible !

That would be pretty damn epic, too !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (oVWx5)

653 647 >>I don't see Trump blinking on the "Schumer Shutdown".

See Kurt Schlicter's latest. I would not be surprised if the shutdown is Trump's ideal Step 1 in cutting bureaucratic fat. LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

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Assume one thing:
1) The shutdown ends without a DACA deal.

How does that affect any future DACA negotiations, especially in regards to what Trump will accept?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (KO0bZ)

654 647 >>I don't see Trump blinking on the "Schumer Shutdown".

See Kurt Schlicter's latest. I would not be surprised if the shutdown is Trump's ideal Step 1 in cutting bureaucratic fat. LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (W+vEI)


He's playing all of them like a friggin' viola. A Stradivarius viola.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

655 648 637 Didn't the Pussycat Dolls admit that, yeah, they made some music, but mostly what they were doing was hooking.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

More common than you think in music and hollywood and women's sports.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (jeefx)

Which says a lot about men's motivations for just about anything.

Led by the little head, they are.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (7UW64)

656 If there is one Republican fingered in the FISAgate report, we'll never see it.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (r9UYA)
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They're going to need to show us at least a little ankle or knee. I don't think the American public can hear just hyperbole about what's in this report and just say, "Ah we understand".

Plus, that gives a HUGE breach to the opposing party (like the GOPe cares!!) to push through--that it was all a partisan hoax and nothing burger and that all the people on your side fell for it (what bubble-dupes!) and who shameful it is that you tried to shame the other party on what amounted to nothing.

That would be embarrassing--but I'm not a Republican because I don't put even that past Republicans (and I don't know why--I suspect some things, but I don't know them.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

657 605 Tom Petty was a huge, huge talent, just an amazing songwriter. But being in the Wilburys is apparently a death wish. I think Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne are it for survivors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Watching the 'End of the Line' video is kinda weird.
http://tinyurl.com/hu6jfkg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping



Living is bad for your health. Rock stars who tour alot tend to wear down, even if they clean up (stop smoking, stop drinking, eating junk food, etc.). They may have loved the Rock N Roll lifestyle but it doesn't love them back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (peJQi)

658
Folks don't worry. This Stormy Daniels stuff is Deep State doo-doo, the NeverTrump, Open Borders WSJ sinking to the level of a supermarket tabloid. Worse.

Stormy has denied it. Trump's lawyer has denied it. Even if everything said is true, Trump did nothing, nothing illegal in any way. There's no there there.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (8O3HH)

659 642 The perfect picture of cultural white trash,
MeAgain Kelly.
Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:11 PM (KlMn1)

Word!

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (jeefx)

660 Now we're testing to make sure this one can take a hairpin curve at 60mph and double anal.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January




must be an ad for a mini cooper.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (GFAq1)

661 660 Now we're testing to make sure this one can take a hairpin curve at 60mph and double anal.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January

must be an ad for a mini cooper.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (GFAq1)


More Italian's were conceived in a Fiat 500 than anywhere else.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

662 Alex, I'll take Mein Kaumph for 100.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (KlMn1)

663 must be an ad for a mini cooper.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (GFAq1)


Two tailpipes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (7UW64)

664 Fat Ugly Stabenow is facing withering heat for not voting Aye.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (+Tibp)

665 Rock stars who tour alot tend to wear down, even if they clean up (stop smoking, stop drinking, eating junk food, etc.).

*snerk*

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

666 *snerk*

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

Not entirely sure he is technically still alive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (7UW64)

667 >>How does that affect any future DACA negotiations, especially in regards to what Trump will accept?

The Dems have even less leverage over Trump than they thought?

Also, did you see that Dems and MSM have been using DACA and Dreamers interchangeably, but apparently there is a difference:

DACA = 800K illegals
Dreamers = 3.6 million illegals


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

668 Anyway, if Stormy Daniels wants to make money off the fantasy, you go, girl. At least she's funny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa)

669 Nothing like some freak spackle sprayed on my cervix.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (jeefx)

670 Yes, I honestly think there aren't copies floating around.

And there is no upside for Republicans to leak it because they will be slammed as partisans and it will hurt their credibility and no way in hell are the Dems going to leak it for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

Lou Dobb's just had a congresscritter on - can't remember who. He said he would read it from the House floor if he had a copy but...no copy.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (Enq6K)

671 Stormy Daniels models cocks?

Like strap ons or something?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

672 Chick-Fil-A should send over sandwiches.
Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (58eZn)

And napkins

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:18 PM (BtQd4)

673 Wonder if Trump's read it.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:18 PM (KlMn1)

674 Like strap ons or something?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January





so that is two words?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:18 PM (GFAq1)

675 Rock stars who tour alot tend to wear down, even if they clean up (stop smoking, stop drinking, eating junk food, etc.).

*snerk*
Posted by: Keith Richards at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

I worry about the world we'll leave for Keith Richards.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2018 07:18 PM (48QDY)

676 Breaking news! Schmukie Schumer tells the truth!

Chuck Schumer on detergent pods: "I saw one on my staffer's desk and I wanted to eat it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)

677 667 The Dems have even less leverage over Trump than they thought?

Also, did you see that Dems and MSM have been using DACA and Dreamers interchangeably, but apparently there is a difference:

DACA = 800K illegals
Dreamers = 3.6 million illegals


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

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I had noticed that.

I think that the proposal Graham and Durbin had included amnesty for all Dreamers. I might be remembering incorrectly, but I know it's been thrown into one proposal around.

It's days like this that I thank Boehner for killing the Gang of Eight, paving the way for Donald Trump to be head of the Republican Party when we "have" to deal with illegal immigrants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (KO0bZ)

678 Dobb's currently has Jason Chavitz on.

He tweeted to Jim Jordan, "Jim, you have a cold. You can release the memo."

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

679
602 >>If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

The DNC, I'm thinking.

The DNC paid them a lot of $$$ at the same time Hillary campaign and Obama for America did. Same Perkins Coie lawyer as go-between for all three entities, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:03 PM (W+vEI)








Funny, because about a week ago Tom Perez was saying in an interview that he's had to totally revamp the DNC from the ground up because it was in such a financial shambles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (eXA4G)

680 Of course, that might be crediting the GOP with more brains and strategic thinking than they usually exhibit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 07:12 PM (P8951)
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This is practically being *handed* to them. There should be no way they can screw it up. So I would hope that they are doing it right. A release of the memo (in due time) that *confirms* the scuttlebutt we're hearing? Dems will be demoralized in November--if their handlers don't foment them into a big insurrection in the time being. They'll lose people in the center, they'll lose people from their ranks.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)

681 DACA = 800K illegals
Dreamers = 3.6 million illegals


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

Why is this even a thing?

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (48QDY)

682 665 Rock stars who tour alot tend to wear down, even if they clean up (stop smoking, stop drinking, eating junk food, etc.).

*snerk*
Posted by: Keith Richards



Your not fooling anybody. You've been dead for at least 25 years. Now go back to your crypt.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (peJQi)

683 680 This is practically being *handed* to them. There should be no way they can screw it up. So I would hope that they are doing it right. A release of the memo (in due time) that *confirms* the scuttlebutt we're hearing? Dems will be demoralized in November--if their handlers don't foment them into a big insurrection in the time being. They'll lose people in the center, they'll lose people from their ranks.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)

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If I were leadership, I'd strip committee seats from any Republican who stepped out of line right now.

The only way this goes bad is if Republicans begin to peel off, demanding DACA now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (KO0bZ)

684 Now we're testing to make sure this one can take a hairpin curve at 60mph and double anal.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January









must be an ad for a mini cooper.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (GFAq1)

In the heyday of the original Cooper auto company, it built race cars and partnered with Porsche to power them.
Cooper + Porsche became known as the Pooper!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (QLvwG)

685 681 DACA = 800K illegals
Dreamers = 3.6 million illegals


Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

Why is this even a thing?
Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (48QDY)

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I think DACA is those who actually signed up for the cards, if I understand it correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (KO0bZ)

686 Dobb's currently has Jason Chavitz on.

He tweeted to Jim Jordan, "Jim, you have a cold. You can release the memo."
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

Heh.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (48QDY)

687 658
Folks don't worry. This Stormy Daniels stuff is Deep State doo-doo, the NeverTrump, Open Borders WSJ sinking to the level of a supermarket tabloid. Worse.

Stormy has denied it. Trump's lawyer has denied it. Even if everything said is true, Trump did nothing, nothing illegal in any way. There's no there there.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (8O3HH)

And again if true, this is all they've got on the guy? I'm amazed, actually. I saw something some time ago about the WSJ planned to run an article during the primaries or election about his business dealings with the Mafia.

Can anyone tell me how you built buildings in NYC from the 1970s through at least the 1990s and not have to deal with the Mafia? Not possible.

Aside from that I expected something shady to surface probably with business matters. Nothing did.

Let's keep going over the Trump slept with someone routine though. It worked so well with the tape.

I think these people have bought into the Slay Queen Grrl Power bs a bit too much.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (4ErVI)

688 Ace using his whore, Twitter, to berate Allahpundit over RussianBots!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (ewxPW)

689 >>Lou Dobb's just had a congresscritter on - can't remember who. He said he would read it from the House floor if he had a copy but...no copy.

I think people are really under appreciating just how big this scandal is going to be. The Mueller investigation is going to be over if not immediately then soon thereafter. Lots of firings and prosecutions and then it will start climbing the senior ranks of the Obama political administration.

No way Holder and Lynch didn't know at this and if they did then obviously Obama did. Getting proof is going to be the hard part and the media is going to fight back at every step.

They've come to far to risk blowing it by leaking a document instead of doing it properly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

690 Funny, because about a week ago Tom Perez was saying in an interview that he's had to totally revamp the DNC from the ground up because it was in such a financial shambles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (eXA4G)
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And Brazille wrote about their sorry state in her book. The Dems are a mess. No "bench", overdrawn by Obama and Hillary who drained funds for state elections

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (vDqXW)

691 >>Why is this even a thing?


Obama open borders policy (while encouraging people to send us their kids) + his DACA and Dreamer EOs, IIRC.

Thanks, Obama!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (W+vEI)

692 Nood MeAgain!

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (+Tibp)

693 674 Like strap ons or something?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January





so that is two words?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:18 PM (GFAq1)

My fingers say yes. Tomorrow they may well say something else. I'm inventing new languages daily with my mad typing skillz!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

694 657 605 Tom Petty was a huge, huge talent, just an amazing songwriter. But being in the Wilburys is apparently a death wish. I think Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne are it for survivors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Rush has said many time that life is the cause of death. I think two people missed dying on earth Elijah and Jesus. Elijah went to Heaven and was already dead (if you aint here you r there) and that other dude Jesus.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (BtQd4)

695 Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!

Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

696 nood

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (5Yee7)

697 I think DACA is those who actually signed up for the cards, if I understand it correctly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (KO0bZ)

Where else in the world would this explanation be necessary???

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (48QDY)

698
Funny, because about a week ago Tom Perez was saying in an interview that he's had to totally revamp the DNC from the ground up because it was in such a financial shambles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (eXA4G)

Hillary had her tentacles all up in their funds. I wonder how much she took them for ?

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (JK6QI)

699 >>Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC

Glenn Simpsom's former WSJ colleague and close friends, IIRC.
Assume whatever he reports is the FusionGPS planted or endorsed narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (W+vEI)

700 United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just went live, with a pretty announcer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

701 RED ALERT: ANOTHER DEMOCRAT BREAKS WITH SCHUMER AS HEITKAMP VOTING FOR BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (y3aQB)

702 Folks don't worry. This Stormy Daniels stuff is Deep State doo-doo, the NeverTrump, Open Borders WSJ sinking to the level of a supermarket tabloid. Worse.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:14 PM (8O3HH)
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That's what I suspect. But still a thorough analysis requires asking what's the worst case. And how does that match to what else is going on. So, we're examining the Stormy scenario, and not really seeing much IF true that would warrant removing support from Trump (It's not even CLOSE)

I want a collapse of the Dems. Then if the Dems go down, and when the Dems fall and fewer people are listening to them, it will be easier to notice how partisan the mainstream of the media has been. And then, hopefully, that falls.

Then it removes the white noise machine which tried to drown out the political choices of one side of America.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

703 Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)
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I like the reply somebody gave: "You're right. Transparency is a Russian plot."

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

704 Sarah Huckabee Sanders calling out John Tester (MT) for not supporting bill to keep gubmint open.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (+Tibp)

705 We've always caved to Democrats on immigration in the past. You'd think courtesy would demand that they do it just once in return.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (/qEW2)

706 LULZ
Wikileaks reward for Nunes memo: $1 M
Wikileaks reward for Seth Rich: $20 K
HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (FKBI9)

707 483
473 461 He's looking at her knees?
************************************

She's just an old nag with a couple of saddle bags thrown over her shoulders.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (r+mGZ)

708 NCJ- is that you, son?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (w7U7L)

709 There are women at Barret -Jackson
wearing " Drunk Wives Matter"
T Shirts on TV!

Posted by: deplorable.ca at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (t182E)

710 Actually they are "Tank tops"
Oh! the humanity!

Posted by: deplorable.ca at January 19, 2018 10:12 PM (t182E)

711 Is the government really shut down? I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (zCyNd)

712 This government shutdown is sponsored by the party for illegal aliens, your (D) party.

Posted by: Rob at January 20, 2018 09:44 AM (5lzDA)

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