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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Male Writer for MeAgain Kelly Fired After Reporting "Toxic and Demeaning" Workplace Culture in Which Female Producers Bullied Lower-Ranking EmployeesRemember, NBC ordered personnel to report -- to snitch on -- anyone behaving badly in the workplace. NBC promised there would be no negative consequences for so reporting bad behavior (and, in fact, they promised there could be negative consequences for failing to snitch). A dude snitched on MeAgain's Valkyries. And... he's fired. Because, of course he is. Now of course, it's possible this guy was on his way out anyway and maybe tried to report "toxic and demeaning" bullying to make himself unfireable... we'll see what MeAgain says about it -- if anyone in the media even dares to ask her about it. I mean, men can't be discriminated against or bullied. Everyone knows that. Thanks to ArthurK./@comradearthur.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
MeAgain!
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (+Tibp) 2
1st?
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (xPipT) 3
Say, what is this?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (+Tibp) 4
Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) 5
Off, townie sock!
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) 6
I. Am. Shocked..... Not.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (hxWs0) 7
Blood Will Flow : The Megyn Kelly Story
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (Eqkr2) 8
I am enjoying the burning times.
Posted by: April at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (e8PP1) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (xPipT) 10
I experienced the same thing in the White House.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (cW490) 11
Also, McCaskill, Bill Nelson have yet to be heard from. Also, Circus clown Stabenow is catching some good heat for not supporting house bill.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC) 13
I've worked for really great, professional women, and snippy, snide, power hungry bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (8ikIW) 15
Dominatrix MeAgain.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (r9UYA) 16
Male writer fired for standing up peeing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (BtQd4) 17
The little weasel wouldn't succumb to my prodigious charms.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7) 18
I am shocked at the implication. NBC sounds like such a great place to work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (sZJfc) 19
NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G) 20
My Uncle Chuck is a mensch!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (bc2Lc) 21
Bernie, Kamala-toe, and Merkley are holding a Dreamers rally outside capital.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (+Tibp) 22
14 Men are known liars and Mish Grabbers
But, mostly liars. Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (8ikIW) Let he who has never... NVM, there's Shep. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (sZJfc) 23
Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!
Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru) 24
I hope he sues the ever living shit out of them.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI) 26
I can't believe this new social culture of total respect for all victimhood would be turned AGAINST victimized men and white people. Next you'll tell me freedom of speech only flows in one direction.
Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (rv0Fo) 27
NBC retaliating against people who report hostile work environments? I mean, they ignore Lauer and Cosy, so no one is surprised. Still, it's like these retards are desperate to call attention to it.
Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (jRA31) 28
I'll bet Mika is a real pleasure to work with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (tRaq7) 30
Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4) 31
United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just went live, with a pretty announcer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R) 32
Bad news! NBC News has seen through us! Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru) Nyet way, bro! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (eXA4G) 33
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NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G) Bravo. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC) 34
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (+Tibp)
________ I sense an opportunity for ICE. Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (WEBkv) 35
How dare he ask for a blumpkin!
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (Tyii7) 36
Ace, if you're still around, Newsbusters has a hilarious link to Chris Cilliza mocking Trump's exercise regime (golfing).
Because Chris is so fit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC) 37
Megyn Megyn Megyn
You Dirty Little Whore Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (FTPVM) 38
Nyet way, bro!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (eXA4G) Da! You grab moose- I will get squirrel. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (sZJfc) 39
JFK deflowered Mimi
Did Clinton deflower Monica? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (BtQd4) 40
Hope he sues her pants off.
And that I get to watch from behind two way glass. With a bottle of olive oil. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (xJa6I) 41
Heh
Posted by: Ruth Ruben at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (Fo66W) 42
33 19 NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G) Bravo. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC) *bows extravagantly* Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: Wyll Binn at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (C1NyB) 44
Did she make him crawl around like a dog?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (r9UYA) 45
Dominatrix MeAgain.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. And SS uniforms, too. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (tRaq7) 46
United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an
Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just went live, with a pretty announcer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R) My local news readers told me I may be able to see it if I step outside (brrrr) and look east. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC) 47
39 JFK deflowered Mimi
Did Clinton deflower Monica? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (BtQd4) Strictly speaking, the cigar did that. *shifty eyes* although, from what I hear, it was not exactly untrod ground... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (sZJfc) 48
Two separate standards for males and females?
I'm shocked! *looks around for monocle for shocked monocle drop* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (4ErVI) 49
RED ALERT: ANOTHER DEMOCRAT BREAKS WITH SCHUMER AS HEITKAMP VOTING FOR BILL
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (y3aQB) 50
In a weird way, this will give MeAgain! street cred with the left.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+Tibp) 51
There's actually a term for this in communism: "Let a Hundred Flowers Bloom."
Mao, after decades of ruthless ideological oppression, suddenly did an about-face and encourage Chinese people of every class to come up with their own ideas how things could be improved in communist China. "A hundred flowers" blooming was a metaphor for all sorts of great new ideas being allowed to flourish. So, a lot of people took the government order seriously and came up with ways to imprive Maoist society. All their names were duly noted down. Then they were all tortured and executed. Any further questions? Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22) 52
MeAgain grabbed him by the dick! Then threw over next to the ficus in her office and made him stand there while she frigged herself on the ficus. There was something in the Daily Mail a couple days ago about MeAgain not going to the Olympics, which was apparently some great shunning, since just about all of them go, down to the mailroom boys in the basement. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (8O3HH) 53
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I'll bet Mika is a real pleasure to work with. The show's producers showcase her frowny-scoldy disapproval and eye-rolling at the ridiculousness of her co-workers. It is the weirdest thing that they think her unprofessional behavior is a *feature*. All I see is a major on-set killjoy instead of a serious person. Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (W+vEI) 54
Dominatrix MeAgain.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. And SS uniforms, too. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (tRaq7) MeAgain, She Wolf of NBCNews Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (QLvwG) 55
Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22) Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name? And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I) 56
Get behind me, loser sock.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (C1NyB) 57
17 The little weasel wouldn't succumb to my prodigious charms.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7) ------- Damn right! Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (Sfs6o) 58
Hello, United Launch Alliance? Can you deliver some packages for me? My rockets are, uhh, in the shop.
Posted by: Kim Fat Il at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (cW490) 59
Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4) ======== *cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2) 60
From the previous thread:
--- Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru) --- I like the reply somebody gave: "You're right. Transparency is a Russian plot." Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW) 61
And I was just snarking about MeAgain in the thread below. But now there's actual content!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa) 62
Sarah Huckabee Sanders calling out John Tester (MT) for not supporting bill to keep gubmint open
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (+Tibp) 63
59 Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4) ======== *cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2) Objection! Alleged Republican. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (clL70) 65
Oooh, thanks for the heads up on the night launch, y'all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (tRaq7) 66
How many MSM journOlist have pic of B Hussein in bedroom office etc.
I used to go to DC and had to go to major govt contractor office. Receptionist had pic of B Hussein with candles at her desk. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (BtQd4) 67
Whose ratings are better - hers, or Maddow's? (I know, apples/organges, cable/"broadcast" 3-letter network)
Thought she was a sad joke now. Left out of the Olympics, unable to book almost anyone for her show. Sort of on-topic, for some reason yesterday I watched about 45 min. of TV. Skipped around, some "shows", some "news". I don't know how the US hasn't already become Venezuela. But I do see how/why such a huge portion of the populace is so, so, so misinformed, ignorant, and bigoted. My gawd. It is still simply stunning, the distortion and Gleichschaltung (promotion of uniform bigotries) of TV, for those who never watch any more. Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+) 68
It's almost as if power corrupts. Who knew?
Posted by: IanDeal at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (qcIL3) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC) 70
Megyn is a virus from Fox Labs loosed upon NBC.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (FTPVM) 71
Want to know when America died? The Day Ted Kennedy walked on the drowning. What do you think would have happened if you had done the same thing?
Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (VGPaB) 72
How is her show doing anyway? Still on life support?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (/qEW2) 73
You fucked up. You trusted us.
Posted by: Delta House at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (OiAoj) 74
My ratings are through the outhouse roof.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Tyii7) 75
*cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2) Objection! Alleged Republican. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I) Further objection! Former Republican. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC) 76
OT: - Heidi Heitkamp jumping ship and voting against Schemer - AG Lemmon 714, Super Secret Sleeper Agent plans on going after Bob Menendez Breitbart h/t Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw) 77
71 Want to know when America died? The Day Ted Kennedy walked on the drowning. What do you think would have happened if you had done the same thing?
Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (VGPaB) And OJ walked killed black movement. Look at NFL. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (BtQd4) 78
Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?
And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality. Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22) 79
I don't know how the US hasn't already become Venezuela. But I do see how/why such a huge portion of the populace is so, so, so misinformed, ignorant, and bigoted. My gawd. It is still simply stunning, the distortion and Gleichschaltung (promotion of uniform bigotries) of TV, for those who never watch any more.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+) So true. I can barely stand more than a few seconds of it. And the new televisions make it look even more garish and loud. It's truly clown world stuff. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (6FqZa) 81
You can't expect to work in a chicken house and not get some shit on you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (WbIyz) 82
55 Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22) Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name? And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I) You mean the "love" that will not shut the fuck up? Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs) 83
Objection! Alleged Republican. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I) Further objection! Former Republican. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC) --- Objection! Joe Scarborough! Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW) 84
Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp) 85
I guess I'll take a peak out the front door and see if the rocket is visible above the pine trees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC) 86
It's a good thing that the people who did the firing didn't have any power in this situation, lest they be called sexist or misadrist.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (v3DL/) 87
78 Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?
And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality. Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22) Ah, now if it involves two hot chicks, one of them being Meagin.... ...I lost my train of thought, here. And I hope you are healing up, Zom. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (xJa6I) 88
You can't expect to work in a chicken house and not get some shit on you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January or the bunny ranch. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (GFAq1) 89
NBC promised there would be no negative consequences for so reporting bad behavior (and, in fact, they promised there could be negative consequences for failing to snitch).
That was like so last week. Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (T71PA) 90
Does this johnson make my mouth look fat?
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7) 91
23 Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!
Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo. The more they squeal, the more likely these memo's are going to be a 'nuke' on the Establishment. Interesting Times indeed. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (peJQi) 92
Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA) 93
I'm told the memo directly incriminates Lynch and Comey, among others. #ReleaseTheMemo
John Cardillo (@johncardillo) January 19 2018 Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB) 94
82 55 Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22) Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name? And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I) You mean the "love" that will not shut the fuck up? Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs) Especially in Seattle. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (xJa6I) 95
She's the embodiment of of educated female white trash.
Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (KlMn1) 96
Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault. http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/19/rand-pauls-attacker-pleads-guilty-to-felony/ Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (eXA4G) 97
and yet there are no lawsuits involving the Hallmark channel.
They don't tolerate that shit. Or it never begins. Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (7JbXq) 98
And now a word from Shithole Nancy:
Nancy Pelosi@NancyPelosi Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (+y/Ru) 99
She is a loathsome person.
Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (KlMn1) 100
Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January don't think she does a lot of demolition. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (GFAq1) 101
MeAgain will be reduced to staying weekends with wealthy Arabs in the Middle East to serve as their Porta Potties.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (jeefx) 102
46 United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an
Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just went live, with a pretty announcer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R) My local news readers told me I may be able to see it if I step outside (brrrr) and look east. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC) If you want to do that, the way to do it is be fully dressed with coat and shoes on, watch the liftoff online, then run outside and look for it. I've actually seen a few launches that way from Pennsylvania, when the rocket is flying on a northeasterly trajectory. Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (sdi6R) 103
When I see a picture of her I want to retch.
Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (KlMn1) 104
You thought we were serious about that ?
Posted by: NBC at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (JK6QI) 105
and still, rightwise king of England etc.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz) 106
90 Does this johnson make my mouth look fat?
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7) We'll need to do some comparison shots. Better one? Or better two? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (xJa6I) 107
I was told women in power do not abuse it!
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (jeefx) 108
Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.
http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/19/rand-pauls-attacker-pleads-guilty-to-felony/ Posted by: IllTemperedCur Now.....to civil court. Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (+Tibp) 109
Sounds like Launch Sequence Start in...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (tRaq7) 110
I can't see crap above the tall pine trees. And it's freezing.
Ah well, I've watched the space shuttle life off from Cape Canaveral a few times. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC) 111
Tester, McCaskill, Heitkamp, Manchin, Donnelly - highly vulnerable, I think. Nelson, Stabenow - less, but still vulnerable.
Swap out non-idiots for McCain and Flake and Corker. Hopefully, Cochran (nature, not an election). Still not quite there, even running the board. But plenty for easy confirmation of actual judges and justices (come on, Health Watch of Hope). And even in the unlikely, blessed event of a real blow-out, where the GOP reaches 60 in the Senate, that probably won't hold. A few useless GOP snakes likely ready to go "independent"/caucus with Dems. Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (QDnY+) 112
You can tell this guy didn't have any female relatives.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (zLDYs) 113
Megan's achievement for being hired by NBC seem to be that she trashed Trump at every occasion, and stood up for the feminists that could stick their ass out like a prostitute in GQ, but still demand ultimate respect as "not a sex object" at all other times, even as they dress in low cut negligees.
Poor Miss Fields, so abused, appearing on Megyn's show to whine, appearing with breasts on full display in nightgown like attire. Casting couch redux, but this time the woman is the ball buster ... or maybe she always was, idk. Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (otAqJ) 114
Funny, there's been a lot of recent outrage over Hoda Katub(?) not making as much as Matt Lauer. Why aren't feminist b#tching about Meghan Kelly making so much more than Hoda Katub?
I bet the Intersectionality-obsessed feminist POC catch on to this soon! *makes note to buy popcorn* Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI) 115
100 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January don't think she does a lot of demolition. Only to her male workers does she administer the demolition. Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (r9UYA) 116
Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown.
Ah, the Rubber-Glue Gambit. Do right, no defense. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (WbIyz) 117
Let a Hundred Peacock-Tail Logos Bloom
"Everybody! Snitch on your boss! Really, nothing will happen to you -- we promise." Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (42M22) 118
Looking back, Fox News Makeup team were the real stars, not MeAgain.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (jeefx) 119
Hoda is making about $7 mil. vs. Matt's $20 mil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC) 120
110 I can't see crap above the tall pine trees. And it's freezing.
Ah well, I've watched the space shuttle life off from Cape Canaveral a few times. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC) That's cool. I've never been to Cape Canaveral. Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R) 121
If you want to do that, the way to do it is be fully dressed with coat and shoes on, watch the liftoff online, then run outside and look for it.
Only launch I ever saw was from Epcot -- a shuttle launch. Spent ten minutes trying to explain to some Venezuelan high school kids that it wasn't part of the fireworks show. I was fully dressed, FWIW. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (fVubI) 122
Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown.
Oh, you're no fun. Do the shutdown! Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (cW490) 123
Have you seen the dude running for Michigan Senate? Black entrepreneur Just awesome
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (+Tibp) 124
Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss. Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp) COOL! I'LL BRING THE MARSHMALLOWS! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (eXA4G) 125
78 Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?
And I have a follow up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality. Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22) Which is now the love that won't shut the hell up Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC) 126
Good, I don't have to call my congressman....
@RepJasonSmith Today I went to a secure location in the US Capitol & reviewed classified House Intel Cmte memo created after months of investigation into 2016 election. The info I read is of national importance. Memo must be released so the American public can see what I've seen #ReleaseTheMemo Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (Enq6K) 127
Isn't putting a literal street walker on your show for scoops a breach of contract? Asking for NBC lawyers.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (jeefx) 128
In the plea deal, Rene Boucher, a neighbor of Paul's, admitted to tackling the Republican from behind while he was mowing his lawn in Bowling Green. Boucher said that he was triggered after seeing Paul stack a pile of brush near their mutual property line.
- Well, if that's not provocation I don't know what is! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (+y/Ru) 129
how much weight does a memo have?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (GFAq1) 130
Hey, Tami. My husband is in St. Louis tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (ptqGC) 131
84 Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp) Where? From whom? Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (Enq6K) 132
@RepJasonSmith
Today I went to a secure location in the US Capitol & reviewed classified House Intel Cmte memo created after months of investigation into 2016 election. The info I read is of national importance. Memo must be released so the American public can see what I've seen #ReleaseTheMemo Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (Enq6K) Why Johnny Obama, you look like someone just walked over your grave.... Posted by: Doc Holiday at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (sZJfc) Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (7JbXq) 134
129 how much weight does a memo have?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (GFAq1) Laden or unladen? Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (ANIFC) 135
Okay. Imonna step out and brave the cold just in case I can see it above the trees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC) 136
130 Hey, Tami. My husband is in St. Louis tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (ptqGC) He back or still here? Weather finally broke. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (Enq6K) 137
Have you seen the dude running for Michigan Senate?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (+Tibp) FIFY Posted by: DSCC at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (wYseH) 138
Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office.....
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (+Tibp) 139
Report: Trump Will Not Sign Off on Immigration Deal Unless Mark Meadows, Tom Cotton Approve -BB
Oh thank God. Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (r9UYA) 140
Well, if that's not provocation I don't know what is!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (+y/Ru) How did he keep from going to buy a gun at the library and plugging the bastard right then? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (sZJfc) 141
So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (kufk0) 142
He back or still here? Weather finally broke. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (Enq6K) He's flying home tomorrow. He's had quite the Delta airline adventure. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC) 143
I'd be suing for three years of MeAgain's salary, plus punitive damages.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (3BFzK) Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Eqkr2) 145
141 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (kufk0) Body aches, for me, Lin. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (xJa6I) 146
Fish stinks from the head down.
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (7DwnJ) 147
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (gC2IV) 148
144 >>So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?
Spontaneous Erections. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Eqkr2) I'll have what he's having. Please. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (xJa6I) 149
143 I'd be suing for three years of MeAgain's salary, plus punitive damages.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (3BFzK) That comes to 57 cents. You have to buy something else to get free delivery. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (sZJfc) 150
141 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately
A dry cough Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (7DwnJ) Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA) 152
He's flying home tomorrow. He's had quite the Delta airline adventure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC) No doubt. I hate Delta. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (Enq6K) 153
147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (gC2IV) You do just fine, Ben. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (sZJfc) 154
Schmucky Choomer can fuck Miss Lindsay in the ass and I don't care.
Miss Lindsay will never get my vote. Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (7JbXq) 155
I don't understand the ultimate goal of "womyn power" and "man hate."
Is it to turn all men into powerless eunuchs? Why? Why is it so important to destroy "men" as a group? Conversely, why is so important to "empower" womyn? I'm female. Have a been denied opportunities because of my gender? Yes. Is the world fair? No. Would my life have bee perfect if I had those opportunities? Probably not. Sorry to say this, but most women are too emotional to run things like "companies" or the "government." Work in hospital? Comfort the dying? Raise children? Most definitely. Those are important things. But destroy men to elevate women? Yeah, that's a losing and really stupid proposition. Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (GFAq1) 157
Sherrod Brown (Dickhole-OHio) will vote for shutdown
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (+Tibp) 158
4 letter word for Megan: cold. C word indeed.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: Pakistani IT at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (cW490) 160
Yes, MeAgain wears the whore make-up well
Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (FTPVM) 161
What symptoms do you have, lin-duh?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (Sfs6o) 162
147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi) 163
Why are conservative pundits worried about this memo getting out? What are they hiding? Why are they losing their shit?
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (jeefx) 164
"So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? "
Two hours of non-stop orgasms. At least I think it was the flu... Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (uuwor) 165
Having irreparably damaged CNN by turning it into synonym for fake news, Jeff Zucker now wants the opportunity to finish off ESPN.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (ppaKI) 166
Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?
It's not like any of them have scruples. Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (7DwnJ) 167
Didn't MeAgain Kelly say on the air she's a proponent of girth-shaming?
I got her girth right here! Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (bJ0w+) 168
''So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? '
A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right . Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) 169
So shutting the useless federal government down is a go?
But shutting down the useless government is a nogo? The democrat mindset is like a rubber band inside a pretzel surrounded by playdough. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (3BFzK) 170
I was also fired for being a whistleblower after being told it was a termination offense not to whistleblow.
#MeAgainToo Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (BiLU+) 171
so, is there any truth to the rumor that stormy daniels got her name because she was such a wild ride you could only stay on if you took dramamine?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (GFAq1) 172
I may have just seen the rocket through the trees. Something moving really fast.
It was either our rocket or a UFO. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC) 173
Recall that we're just talking about a brief memo that, presumably, summarizes the "highlights" of one aspect of the Mega-Scandal Swarm likely to engulf the Dems and some of our favorite people.
If there is criminal activity involved (and some highly offensive, outrageous abuses don't actually involve criminal activity when it comes to these matters), presumably that will be pursued. This memo is just the start. Gorka said he was told this is just the tip of the iceberg. Unclear if he was referring to *this* mega-scandal, or some of the others. There is over-lap in some of these scandals, both substantively and in terms of personalities, but how about this for a rough taxonomy: * FISA abuse related to the 2016 campaign/Trump team * Obstruction of justice/etc scandal regarding the massive, systematic violations of the Espionage and Federal Records Acts by the Clinton State Dept. team * Whichever statutes apply to the massive, systematic de facto bribery and influence peddling scandal, pay-for-play, of the Clinton State Dept. team, involving the Clinton Foundation Completely left aside here are several other mega-scandals, notably Fast and Furious, and the IRS political targeting abuses. Disastrously, those apparently will just be left unpunished (weaponizing one of the most powerful domestic agencies, public employees taking the 5th before Congress - these are milestones/precedents I am confident we will live to see come back and cause a lot of damage to the country). Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+) 174
"A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) " So I've had the flu for 3 1/2 years? Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (uuwor) 175
168 ''So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? '
A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right . Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) Awesome. Time to get a gallon of orange juice on the way home. Hey, I still have some vodka too... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (sZJfc) 176
Cornyn (Fuckhead-TX) says that Schmucky had spiraled so far left in negotiations that there's no way he can find his way back.
Trump - "Excellent" Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R) 178
Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?
It's not like any of them have scruples. -- It would make Their Friends the democrats look bad, and they wouldn't get invited to cool parties? Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (aT+Bx) 179
163 Why are conservative pundits worried about this memo getting out? What are they hiding? Why are they losing their shit?
Posted by: Hope Solo Trump Derangement Syndrome. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (peJQi) 180
162 147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi) Not to mention Tomlin's calls Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC) 181
Did the rocket just lift off? Huh. I guess I saw a UFO.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC) 182
Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (kufk0) 183
Meant to include Uranium-1 as one of the scandals within the category of bribery/pay-to-play.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (QDnY+) 184
A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) So, pretty much like the past 8 years or so. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64) 185
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (GFAq1)
Pay her $5,000/hr and you can find out. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (8+Ozj) 186
184 A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) So, pretty much like the past 8 years or so. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64) LOL Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (+Tibp) 188
Kewl launch. Thank goodness it's not too cold outside now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (tRaq7) 189
"And even in the unlikely, blessed event of a real blow-out, where the GOP reaches 60 in the Senate, that probably won't hold. A few useless GOP snakes likely ready to go "independent"/caucus with Dems. Posted by: rhomboid
if we get 60 based on Trump (and a lot of white hats on the inside) standing up to treason and the globalist mafia, the GOP snakes may not be so bold, and even some Dems might decide to put America First, over the drug dealer child abuser Deep State. America Awakes ... catch the wave ... Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (otAqJ) 190
So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?
A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence. Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz) Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o) 192
Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (+Tibp) 193
166 Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?
It's not like any of them have scruples. Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (7DwnJ) No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Enq6K) 194
I went to the doctor yesterday and did the nose swab thing. It was positive for Type A flu.
The doctor had me out of her office less than 5 minutes later. Here's your prescription, now get out of here and take your germs with you. Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (7DwnJ) 195
Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx) 196
>>Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.
Maybe it's a tumah. Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf) 197
So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?
A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence. Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz) It wounds my heart with a monotonous languor. Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (T71PA) 198
"No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe.
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Enq6K) " I mean, I guess no one knows because it's classified, but how long is this memo supposed to be? Can't they remember enough of it to at least paraphrase some juicier bits? Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (uuwor) 199
Girth, you either have it or you don't.
Eating two scoops is a way to get it. Overfeeding fish is another. Eating MickyDee's, you might have it. Getting Schmuck to commit to a Schumer Shutdown, yo dere bruda! Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (3BFzK) 200
How much for about 2 minutes?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o) If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (7DwnJ) 201
I'm due for a check up/blood work at my doc's soon. I think I'll wait until the flu passes. Apparently, every doctor's office and all the hospitals are full up with flu-ravaged patients.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (ptqGC) 202
It wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? And I noticed that John has a long mustache. Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (+Tibp) 203
Pay her $5,000/hr and you can find out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January not sure anyone is worth $5000 an hour. Were I into the whole whoring thing I would have to evaluate the cost benefit ratio. Would having one incredible $5000 hour whoring be better than 10 hours of really good whoring for $500 an hour? Eventually you would get into the whole foreiggn and domestic thing. Your costs and legal risks are going to be much higher here than if you went somewhere else. You have to factor in travel and disease when you go foreign. So, dunno. You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1) 204
I mean, I guess no one knows because it's classified, but how long is this memo supposed to be? Can't they remember enough of it to at least paraphrase some juicier bits?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (uuwor) 4 pages...and it names, names. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (Enq6K) 205
Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's. Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (+Tibp) Okay, as much as we all despise Lady Lindsey, I don't think he deserves any shit from us for being rude to reporters. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (eXA4G) 206
191 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?
How much for about 2 minutes? Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o) $500 - $2k for an hour is average, depending on wear/fame. If she's still providing, her rate probably shot way up, true rumor or not. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (xJa6I) 207
The democrat mindset is like a rubber band inside a pretzel surrounded by playdough.
Submerged in a solution of the brown acid that Wavy Gravy warned us against. Far out, man. Smell the colors... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (tRaq7) 208
Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?
Wasn't Trump's margin in OH his largest (by far) of any large, industrial state? Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+) 209
My first flu symptom is anal leakage.
Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (bc2Lc) 210
"Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx) " Well, yeah...no raincoat costs extra. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (uuwor) 211
NBC is really in a competitive industry. You really have to put out a great product to compete. Obviously, he wasn't putting out enough. Posted by: Innocent Bystander at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GroCc) 212
dossier
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says dossier... at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (Tyii7) 213
182 Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (kufk0) -------- Obviously your bodily humors are out of balance. Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (Sfs6o) 214
>>Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of
drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold. I had a horrible head cold for nearly two weeks. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC) 215
>>You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
That would probably depend on how quickly you agreed to the $5k. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (Eqkr2) 216
195 Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx) ALWAYS wear a raincoat. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (xJa6I) 217
TuCa Time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC) 218
You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1 A kilo of cocaine is SOP. Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (jeefx) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (hyuyC) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (3BFzK) 221
You know the internets are either a wonderful or evil thing. were we internetsless I would have no knowledge of the price ranges for pornettes.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (GFAq1) 222
''Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold. ''
yup, that's what's going around. Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (jm1YL) 223
So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?
How much for about 2 minutes? --- Two-hour minimum. Posted by: Dr. Ben Dare at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GroCc) 224
My first flu symptom is anal leakage. Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (bc2Lc) === Pro tip, it isn't anal leakage if it is going inside you. Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (3BFzK) 225
Good first second stage burn, now for a coast phase before another burn.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R) 226
You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1 A kilo of cocaine is SOP. Posted by: Hope Solo at January so do you carry it in balloons or one brick? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GFAq1) 227
You thought we were serious about that ?
Posted by: NBC at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (JK6QI) I see Chrissy is still on "Hairball", so I guess not. Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (0+nbW) 228
" these are milestones/precedents I am confident we will live to see come back and cause a lot of damage to the country). Posted by: rhomboid
well going commie, or globalist, would be the end of the country. Exposing those things only helps the country. It may be possible that ending some global conflicts (trade, war, jihadists, other) will not have to go through more damage, the damage has been ongoing in flyover country ... some resets under proper authority will be healing ... from day one. or maybe we have to fight them ... still better than surrender to oligarch iron fist rule. live free or die. Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (otAqJ) 229
I find it amusing that the Donks actually think that the electorate that elevated a REALITY SHOW STAR who appeared on WWE and shaved Vince McMahon's head on live TV to the White House is going to give a fuck if he banged a porn star 12 years ago. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (7JbXq) 231
219 rickl
Cute announcer, and the AF Captain was not bad either. Thanks for the launch heads up. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (hyuyC) And just think, they weren't even born yet when we went to the Moon. Nice to see young'uns like that carrying the spaceflight torch forward. Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 232
yeah, Trump is one of the few instances where the pornette brags about banging him.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (GFAq1) 233
Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting', though, if that bugs you.
Hemsworth has some serious charisma. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I) 234
"Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?
Wasn't Trump's margin in OH his largest (by far) of any large, industrial state? Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+) " My man-on-the-street vibe is that he's vulnerable, but I felt the same way in 2012. I don't know anyone in Cleveland that's a particularly big fan of his. I'm a huge fan of Josh Mandel, so I'm sad that he withdrew from the race (I'm also a tad biased, since he's a family friend), but maybe it's for the best - for whatever reason, Ohio wasn't buying what he was selling in 2012. I think Jim Renacci is the favorite to be the nominee now. He's quite popular in his district, and as far as I know no significant dirty laundry. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (uuwor) 235
226 You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1 A kilo of cocaine is SOP. Posted by: Hope Solo at January so do you carry it in balloons or one brick? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GFAq1) It's your fantasy big boy or girl. Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (jeefx) 236
During one of the first space shuttle launches, Jane Fonda was invited to sit in the VIP stands.
My dad, a former AF test pilot and patriot, was enraged and wrote to his congress critter to complain. He and my mother were given VIP seats at the launch. He didn't see Hanoi Jane there. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC) 237
>>No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe.
"Pffft, pikers! I'd have Consuela printing a copy at my SCIF in White Haven by now." -- Hillary Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (W+vEI) 238
So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (3BFzK) Not yet...he's brought a list of demands...heh. Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (0+nbW) 239
One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (JyFLk) 240
I got lucky too.
The shot I took didn't go into my lungs. Just went straight into my stomach...and some in my eyes...nose..a smattering in to my bangs. Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (3BFzK) 241
So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?
A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence. Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz) Shit, that's my baseline. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs) 242
So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?
$5 says The Don made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (7DwnJ) 243
even funnier, people who have banged pornettes have generally not fared well, such as charlie sheen and tiger woods. heh, Trump must be made of rearden metal and hve tiger blood flowing through him. he probably uses cheney's cougar condom.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (GFAq1) 244
So in other words MeAgain lost another viewer. She's got about 4 or 5 left if she forces her family to watch Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (Eqkr2) 246
I'm a commie's commie.
Posted by: Sherrod Brownshirt at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (Tyii7) 247
>>>191 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?
How much for about 2 minutes? If you're in the neighborhood of Greenville, SC, you can ask her yourself. Seems she'll be making a night only appearance at a gentleman's establishment tomorrow night. Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (AJeMv) 248
WTF is that on Tukers show?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (58eZn) 249
*Tucker's*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (58eZn) 250
15 minutes is the smallest billable increment.
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (JK6QI) Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (8OMyt) 252
WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp) 253
Chuck, here's my offer. Nothing. Also, I'm ordering pizza and I'd appreciate it if you'd pay for that.
Posted by: DJT at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (gC2IV) 254
Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting', though, if that bugs you. Hemsworth has some serious charisma. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I) Well, they were riding on galloping horses, right? Did they have those pointy thingies on their weapons? Didn't CiC Hussein Obama tell us our troops don't fight on horseback anymore? Not since the cavalry or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC) 255
California Democrats Fear Losing Congressional Seat Over Census Proposal To Only Count Americans
- Only count Americans? What the hell kind of crazy is that? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (Eqkr2) 257
Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office.....
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (+Tibp) With his knee pads on? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (SiINZ) 258
4 Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) 5 Off, townie sock! Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) ------ Ha, ha. Posted by: nelson muntz at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ewxPW) 259
252 WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp) Jennifer Rubin? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Stormy Nethers at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (E3rQ4) 261
I saw where the Veteran guy was going to the SOTU in Maxine's place - have any other Vets been invited to take the place of the other crybabies who refused to attend?
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (7DwnJ) 262
Big shock. Brace yourself. Bernie is voting NO
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp) 263
241 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?
A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence. Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz) Shit, that's my baseline. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs) So...things are improving? Hope so, man. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (xJa6I) 264
Who's the he/she on Tucker???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC) 265
I find it amusing that the Donks actually think that the electorate that elevated a REALITY SHOW STAR who appeared on WWE and shaved Vince McMahon's head on live TV to the White House is going to give a fuck if he banged a porn star 12 years ago.
Are you kidding? He's my hero. As I mentioned earlier today, the Prog/Ctrl-left seems to be forgetting why (and how) there are so many Christians in the world... *looks around cautiously and whispers* We like to do it too. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tRaq7) 266
re 252: freak of the week award winner?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (ILitO) Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (58eZn) 268
jeez, could this Oakland pol on Tucker be more butch. Xer is one manly woman.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (P8951) 269
''Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?''
He is and we all expected Josh Mandel to unseat him but he dropped out of the race due to his wife's health. He would have made a splendid senator. Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance. There's anothoter who just dropped out of the governor's race, Rep. Jim Renacci, who is planning to run. Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL) 270
Thanks for the intel, broseidon.
Obviously OH would be an epic pick-up. It is rarely included in the list of big Trump states with vulnerable Dem incumbent Senators, which puzzles me, again because of Trump's outlandish margin there (a presidential blowout in OH is not like the expected ones in certain small red or moonbat blue ones). Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (QDnY+) 271
>>freak of the week award winner?
You can't tell, but this guy's Testicles are inflated with Saline. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (Eqkr2) 272
So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?
$5 says The Don made him an offer he couldn't refuse. - And Chuckie lost a horse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru) 273
MeAgain's face has become so witch-like and punchable.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (br2jI) 274
Yeesh. Is it a guy or a womyn???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC) 275
100 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January *********************************** That's not a sawzall that's her tongue. Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (KlMn1) 276
>>Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance.
Nope, he pulled the plug today. Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf) 277
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi) Not to mention Tomlin's calls Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LILLY TOMLIN'S A LESBIAN SO SHE DOESN'T CALL ME ANYWAY. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/qEW2) 278
odds that the person on Tucker has a wife..?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (ILitO) 279
254
Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting', though, if that bugs you. Hemsworth has some serious charisma. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I) Well, they were riding on galloping horses, right? Did they have those pointy thingies on their weapons? Didn't CiC Hussein Obama tell us our troops don't fight on horseback anymore? Not since the cavalry or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC) There was shooting from horseback. Badly. But it was the dismounted shooting that irked me, slightly. Not as well done as 13 Hours. No bayonet charges. And what Barry doesn't know about history and AFPAK...didn't prevent him from getting elected twice. Sadly. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (Eqkr2) 281
Tucker pulls no punches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC) 282
So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman...? I think biological woman.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (WbIyz) 284
239 One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (JyFLk) How about this: You get nothing. You bring your daughters over for Barron to look at and then you get the hell out of my face? Posted by: Donny Two-scoops at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sZJfc) 285
Now into the second Centaur burn.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (8OMyt) 287
That thing on Tucker was channeling Michael Jackson and I know that tens of children could describe his winky.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (3BFzK) 288
239 One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January He was showing schumer stormy daniels stuff on the internets. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (GFAq1) 289
283 What? Lily Tomlin's a lesbian?!
My fantasy is shattered. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (WbIyz) Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together.... Things are really coming clear now, aren't they? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (+Tibp) 291
re 252: freak of the week award winner?
Posted by: mallfly ----------- Just when you think it can't get weirder, CA rolls out another one. Florida seems only mildly amusing, by contrast. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (58eZn) 292
PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.
Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) 293
We like to do it too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tRaq7) LIKE to? We HAVE to. Catholics are obliged to oblige their spouse unless for some grave and serious reason. So, headache doesn't count. At least, not that headache. Just Do It. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (7UW64) 294
''Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance. ''
Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel. Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL) 295
Release the memo, my dear fellow Americans comrade-buddies!
Posted by: russia bot, comrade at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (ewxPW) 296
231 219 rickl
When you do the math. Sure. I was told there would be no math on the blog! Thanks for making me yell "get of my lawn, ya punk!" Seriously, space is the new frontier, and we as a nation are moving again. SpaceX for the win! And now I'm envisioning a new AOSHQ challenge: Join rickl on the trip to Cape Canaveral to see a SpaceX launch and recovery. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (hyuyC) 297
>>Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's.
Posted by: Blutarki-esqu Can't talk now - mouth is full! Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk) 298
Yeah, apparently they were trying to rope J.D. Vance into running (the Hillbilly Elegy author) but I think he said thanks but no thanks. He seemed like an odd choice, anyway.
There's also a businessman who is self funding a campaign - he was a huge longshot to beat Mandel in the primary and I have to think Renacci also has enough of a name brand to stomp him pretty easily. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (uuwor) 299
292
PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed. Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) And those barriers did not get there all by themselves, did they? So, somebody got paid. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64) Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7) 301
292 PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.
Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite. Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R) 302
Sexism, straight up, plus: retaliation. Title IX violations. Sue. Make them play by their own book of rules.
Posted by: Henry V at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (JkygK) 303
Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together....
Things are really coming clear now, aren't they? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I) So...John Travola caught Teh Ghey from Lily Tomlin or was it vice versa? Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (E3rQ4) 304
There was something in the Daily Mail a couple days ago about MeAgain not going to the Olympics, which was apparently some great shunning, since just about all of them go, down to the mailroom boys in the basement. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (8O3HH) I read in a rumor-mill (CDAN) that she has a clause in her contract allowing her to nix travel she doesn't want. She used it because they don't like her and wouldn't be partying it up with the rest anyways, but also if something untoward were to happen here or there she will be the one to benefit. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (z79tQ) 305
I'm glad Tucker didn't let the he/she quote the Bible to him.
hey "Rebecca". How about Genesis? God created Man and Woman not 1857 genders. what about that quote? Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (P8951) 306
I think McConnell and Company LLC. will squash this as much as possible. It will be up to Trump to embarrass him.
There will be many books written about Trump's skillz in the future. No one can imagine how he is going to play this out much less his long game. Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (KlMn1) 307
Can't talk now - mouth is full!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk) ===== LIAR!! You swallow Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (3BFzK) 308
Virololant racist Clyburn predicts shutdown. --- So... there's a shutdown, Trump handles it by firing the people he can, all runs well without gubbermint lackeys... and that means Democrats win? Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (+RVKP) 310
"Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL) " It's a shame, but he's still young enough to run again in the future. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (uuwor) 311
>>>Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office..<<<
The word on Capitol Hill is that Lindsey Graham has sequestered more cock since his last election than Stormy Daniels has over her entire porn career. Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (bJ0w+) 312
Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R) Barry is a spiteful little bitch. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC) 313
300 'Is it a guy or a womyn???' It might be any of many flavors. Does it matter? Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7) The correct answer is that she is mentally ill. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (7UW64) 314
Don't ever name your city Racoon City. Bad things will happen.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (zLDYs) 315
FNC has a shutdown clock.
Just over 3:45 to go Posted by: logprof ---------- Just time to get the the grocery to buy milk and bread, fill the bathtubs with water, charge all of the magazines, set the claymores and mines, string some wire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (58eZn) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC) 317
Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) 5 Off, townie sock! Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT) ------ Ha, ha. Posted by: nelson muntz at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM Yeah, yeah...laugh it up. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (xPipT) 318
Never mind. I found it after all. Thanks anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (+RVKP) 319
So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman..
YES Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (y3aQB) 320
303 Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together....
Things are really coming clear now, aren't they? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I) So...John Travola caught Teh Ghey from Lily Tomlin or was it vice versa? Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (E3rQ4) I think it was a moment of mutual understanding. If you've seen 'Moment by Moment', you'd understand. (Also, do not watch 'Moment by Moment'. It is terrible) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (xJa6I) 321
Just time to get the the grocery to buy milk and bread, fill the bathtubs with water, charge all of the magazines, set the claymores and mines, string some wire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (58eZn) Thanks for the reminder! Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC) 322
If I were not such a violent and hateful anti-JEW, I'd let that fellow on Tucker plow me like a south 40.
Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (3BFzK) 323
316 So, the thing on Tucker is a guy who identifies as Rebecca?
I'm confused. Is Rebecca a rabbi? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC) Jessica is a Rabbit. By marriage. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (xJa6I) 324
It would be nice if Eric Holder and Jeh Johnson go down with the others. I'm a dreamer.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (r9UYA) 325
So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman..
YES Posted by: MISH McConnell She (or he) evidently speaks for Oakland. Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (8ikIW) 327
301 292 PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.
Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite. Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R) Park service police detained people at a motel so they wouldn't be able to drive by Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC) 328
Oh how cute....the progs on twitter have started a #TrumpShutdown hashtag.
They're just full of original ideas, aren't they? Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) 329
who do we talk to to have Trump send some cutters to sail around the sov spy ship in circles and live stream the vid during the entirety of their time off our shores?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (GFAq1) 330
FNC has a shutdown clock.
Just over 3:45 to go - It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru) 331
I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (4ErVI) 333
Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC) --- The one with the elderly veterans and the barricades was the one that I remember being reported the most, but Barry putting up traffic cones to prevent people from pulling off of the road at parking areas where mountains were visible (Rushmore?) summed him up as a person better than anything else. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (ks6bw) 334
Boy, if my pals at the carnival could see me now!
Posted by: Rebecca at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7) 335
Here's a link for Tucker;s guest:
http://www2.oaklandnet.com/government/o/CityCouncil/o /AtLarge/index.htm Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI) 336
What a shitshow Greenville will be tomorrow night.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (jeefx) 337
"Barry is a spiteful little bitch. Posted by: Jane D'oh
I blame Eve, she played around with the snake, Adam had a very nice garden he kept up. But NO, never good enough. So then Adam just had to follow her and ... long story short -- that's how we got Trump. Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (otAqJ) 338
He likes to squish it through his teeth like Jell-O
Posted by: Bruce at January yeesh, hope that is not part of the $5000 per hour package. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (GFAq1) 339
331 I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951) Someone should have given them Garands and told them to do what feels natural when faced with a socialist repressive government. *I denounce myself* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (sZJfc) Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (r9UYA) 341
And now I'm envisioning a new AOSHQ challenge: Join rickl on the trip to Cape Canaveral to see a SpaceX launch and recovery.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (hyuyC) I would so be up for that! Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (gEvQ8) 342
Just wondering
Posted by: MaDr at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (4RMTm) 343
Thanks for the reminder!
Posted by: Jane D'oh ------------- I think you may want to blow a bridge or two as you return home. Your son can advise. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (58eZn) 344
>> so, is there any truth to the rumor that stormy daniels got her name because she was such a wild ride you could only stay on if you took dramamine?
---------------- Heh. The real reason, however, is much less interesting. The internet says she chose that name when she started stripping based on Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, who named his daughter "Storm". The "Daniels" came from a Jack Daniels ad, she said, "A Southern Favorite." Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (+Tibp) 346
Bloomberg TV was on at work today. Their "news" headline was White House tries to blame Schumer for shut down but many Americans blame Republicans. And by many American they meant Democrats Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ) 347
Here's a link for Tucker;s guest:
http://www2.oaklandnet.com/government/o/CityCouncil/o /AtLarge/index.htm Posted by: Lizzy at January why? at the very least you are giving it traffic which will make it continue doing what it is doing. no different than going to hot air or similar. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (GFAq1) 348
'Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL) " It's a shame, but he's still young enough to run again in the future. ' I sent him some money during the last campaign. After his loss he emailed everyone who supported him with a sincere thank you. He even invited his supporters to a reception at the Ohio Union on the OSU campus. I wasn't able to attend but I thought it was a fine thing for him to do. He's really a nice guy with a sterling reputation. Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (jm1YL) 349
>>Can't talk now - mouth is full!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk) ===== LIAR!! You swallow Posted by: Barak Obama --------------- Only for you my Queen. Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (2cuLk) 350
@ChadPergram
2 minutes ago GOP SC Sen Graham now hints his no vote on CR over defense spending could be in play if CR is restructured slightly. Whatta attention whore. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (Enq6K) 351
How about an AOSHQ adventure to see Stormy Daniels at the club in Greenville.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI) 352
Pro Tip. Hit up the nearest Waffle House or diner an hour after closing time of your favorite Strip Club.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (jeefx) 353
331 I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951) I remember a WWII vet couldn't go to the Air Force Museum the last shutdown (which is a private museum, but is on an Air Force base, which was closed to the public), he just wanted to see the plane he flew in battle one last time before he passed away. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (ANIFC) 354
holy cats, for once the ACLU is siding with conservatives and demanding that the memo be released.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (P8951) 355
Happens every time, woman whiffs a little apple under man's nose, poof, his brains are gone.
Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (KlMn1) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (WbIyz) 357
Tami, if you're still here, part of my husband's fun experience trying to leave here and make his connection in ATL (fourth try) involved being on the tarmac, and the Delta captain announcing they couldn't tell if they had enough fuel to make it to ATL, so they were returning to the terminal to fuel up.
Everyone had to disembark. My husband called me and I begged him to cancel his plans. SIGNS. I didn't rest until he called me from on the ground. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC) 358
Don't ever name your city Racoon City. Bad things will happen.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (zLDYs) ======== Killing zombies! At least you're doing something productive. Wish I still had my copy, although it probably wouldn't run on Windows 10. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2) 359
Oh, my "Review of The Week": I didn't know until I checked that the WSJ movie reviewer Joe Morgenstern is 85 years old. I assume he was some snot-nosed kid just out of Lehigh. While we're there, who knew he was married to Laurie Piper/Piper Laurie, who tried to tell-all on Ronnie Reagan? You'll remember the joke: she couldn't Get There, and Reagan suggested she see a doctor for it. That is how old we're talkin, here. That's some credential.
Joe went to see 12 Strong, got the Senior Cit ticket, meh'd it. Admitted in passing that it did accurately depict that the soldiers had to cadge equipment, including long underwear and GPS. And I just went to hell off. Said he squatted to pee. Which, now that I know him, he may do. Dude. Borrowing GPS is one thing, THEY HAD TO BORROW SADDLES. From the Afghans. And Joe Morgenstern, who was only 70 when it happened, did not know this. Hadn't heard. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (H5rtT) 360
Heh. The real reason, however, is much less interesting. The internet says she chose that name when she started stripping based on Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, who named his daughter "Storm".
The "Daniels" came from a Jack Daniels ad, she said, "A Southern Favorite." Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January the things you learn here. we should have cocktail parties, the conversation would be wonderful. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (GFAq1) 361
>> She used it because they don't like her and wouldn't be partying it up with the rest anyways, but also if something untoward were to happen here or there she will be the one to benefit.
--------------------- Ah, now that makes sense. Thanks. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (8O3HH) 362
Shutdown, baby!
Trump - "Excellent" --- Honestly, couldn't Trump use this as an excuse to get rid of all non-essential government positions... permanently? Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx) 363
Park service...
Outsource that shit. Posted by: Under Fire --------- Some of it is...the NPS showed up and blocked those people from their work. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (58eZn) 364
Everybody inside, and lock them down! Quarantine, bitches. And you blue hairs will stay away from the windows if you know what's good for you.
Posted by: President Cock Curious at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (bJ0w+) 365
352 Pro Tip. Hit up the nearest Waffle House or diner an hour after closing time of your favorite Strip Club.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (jeefx) This is good advice. It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) 366
"Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?"
but iirc, he then opened the parks at further expense, to allow the illegal alien demonstration in the same place where he tried to block out the veterans from their own memorial ... that was all we really need to know he was an anti-America traitor, for those that didn't know his Chicago commie history. Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (otAqJ) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (8O3HH) 368
The real crisis is that we are still operating under continuing resolutions.
CRs are extensions of an obsolete budget. Pass a real government budget. No more CRs. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (arhmY) 369
I MIGHT be a bit over-caffeinated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (xJa6I) 370
should he dreamers adopt a song I would suggest rainbow connection
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (GFAq1) 371
351 How about an AOSHQ adventure to see Stormy Daniels at the club in Greenville.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI) What the hell. One last good time before I get axed. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (ANIFC) 372
I think you may want to blow a bridge or two as you return home. Your son can advise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (58eZn) Good idea, but my husband needs to get home. Will need my son to come and stay for his shooting skilz. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC) 373
Whiskey river, take my mind!
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (+Tibp) 374
Two scoops!!!!!
Posted by: E.T. at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (P1GJy) 375
Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
All the other times, you will come off as creepy. Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (jeefx) 376
357 Tami, if you're still here, part of my husband's fun experience trying to leave here and make his connection in ATL (fourth try) involved being on the tarmac, and the Delta captain announcing they couldn't tell if they had enough fuel to make it to ATL, so they were returning to the terminal to fuel up.
Everyone had to disembark. My husband called me and I begged him to cancel his plans. SIGNS. I didn't rest until he called me from on the ground. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC) They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?! Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (Enq6K) 377
One ringy-dinghy; two riny-dinghies. Have I reached the pussy to who I am speaking?
Posted by: ernestine at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ewxPW) 378
They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (Enq6K) Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) 379
Only the Democrats will guarantee us both essential government AND non-essential government!
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (cW490) 380
Will my dollars still work at the strip club if the government shuts down?
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (arhmY) 381
It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) A&E Host Jack Perkins? Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC) 382
No back pay for any fed that's furloughed except the military.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (r9UYA) 383
380 Will my dollars still work at the strip club if the government shuts down?
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (arhmY) In Oregon (and elsewhere I suspect), you can pay dancers in weed. Note: Stoned dancers smell bad but do very naughty things. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (xJa6I) 384
"Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) " To be fair, you can drive an awful long time with that "E" light on. I'm sure it's the same thing for planes. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (uuwor) 385
the things you learn here. we should have cocktail parties, the conversation would be wonderful.
I think of the HQ as a cocktail party. And an orgy on the ONT. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (WbIyz) 386
Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac? JHC! Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Enq6K) 387
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
So...things are improving? Hope so, man. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (xJa6I) Mixed bag. The work thing might possibly have potential but I don't want to jinx it. Personal life is still nonexistent and depressing. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) 388
Trump told schumer that if there is a shut down he will not recall anyone to work that was deemed non-essential because why?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (GFAq1) 389
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (bc2Lc)
Any idea how Roger's kid's lawsuit against Rupert the cuck and his retarded brats is going? Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (y7DUB) 390
381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) A&E Host Jack Perkins? Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC) LOL NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins. But good one Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I) 391
Stormy's Greenville appearance is being promoted heavily on the radio here -- under the guise of a"news" story. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (8O3HH) 392
>>Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
If you can't talk them into leaving their shift early to give you a ride home, you have no game. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Eqkr2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (IqV8l) 394
***** Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?
"I'm gonna hold a rally in the middle of a f#$%ing National Park, and I'm gone ask the crowd to clean the place up when they leave, and it'll be spotless. Then I'm gonna go home and bow Chicka bow wow with my wife. And you're gonna get call after call from your bat shit loons telling you not to budge. And you're gonna call me and ask for help and say you need something to show your base. And I will tell you to f%&k right off, asshole. Now, get out of my office and go chat with your reporter friends. They're waiting for you." Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (JyFLk) 395
Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac?
JHC! Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Enq6K) My husband has flown a zillion miles in his career. First time he's ever sounded a bit nervous. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC) 396
Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
All the other times, you will come off as creepy. - Eh, if I can be cool two hours a day . . . I mean it's two hours better than I'm doing now. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru) 397
384 "Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) " To be fair, you can drive an awful long time with that "E" light on. I'm sure it's the same thing for planes. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (uuwor) Was the plane a 757? Because CNN assures us that they have a difficult time staying aloft without fuel. Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC) 398
I think of the HQ as a cocktail party. And an orgy on the ONT.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January hq is a wandering cocktail party by day until the ont key party. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (GFAq1) 399
I'm confused. Do we want the government to shut down or stay open.
I'm seeing people in the administration using leftist language to try and avoid it. Like think of the chilluns stuff. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (4ErVI) 400
Doubt we'll get a shutdown, which is a shame, because a well and aggressively managed one would be a festival of gainzzzz.
The most recent shutdowns were *not* politically beneficial to the Dems, despite the fanatically promoted mythology about this. I'd say overall political conditions make this situation even less favorable to the Dems. If Trump, Mulvaney, et al were aggressive about this, it could be a yuuge positive step on the way to November. Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (QDnY+) 401
At the office when him and Melania were trying for Barron, we called him Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.
Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (jeefx) 402
Hello from Andrews AFB. Quite here tonight. Don't think PDT has left yet. Still waiting to hear if I work much this weekend. Any word on the Shutdown?
Hum? Something is taking off Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (FPzw8) 403
CRs are extensions of an obsolete budget.
By extensions I imagine you mean ever-expanding expansions. I'd be ok with just starting over with the last budget. Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (cW490) 404
>> It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot. Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2) 405
Steve @ 358- Zombies need killing.
I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool? Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (zLDYs) 406
They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?!
Posted by: Tami -------------- Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a structure. Interesting time. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn) 407
Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
All the other times, you will come off as creepy. right but they are always suckers or did I misinterpret something? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (GFAq1) 408
hq is a wandering cocktail party by day until the ont
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (r9UYA) 409
404 >> It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot. Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2) Doctor...the nightmare is back... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (xJa6I) 410
>> Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.
Posted by: Trump's Nurse How about Donny Two Loads. He goes twice in one session. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (8O3HH) 411
Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins ------------- Repugnant, and yet, lmao. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (58eZn) 412
Sober? Izzat Latin or something? It's all clicks and whistles to me.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (uuwor) 413
405 Steve @ 358- Zombies need killing.
I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool? Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (zLDYs) Sure. If you don't own a G19 yet, it's fine. If you do own one, you don't need the 19x Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Umbrella Corp. at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (peJQi) 415
Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac?
JHC! Posted by: Tami Sticks, dip sticks - it's old school Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (yM/Yl) 416
>>I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool?
I was salivating over it today. Pre-order for $579 at the local candy shop. Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (r9UYA) 417
Freddie and the Dreamers
https://youtu.be/wgJ-P_uOkC0 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.! I'm telling you now! Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (+Tibp) 418
I want to just repass that hard-scrabble budget of 2004 when we were fighting two overseas wars.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (WbIyz) 419
390 381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) A&E Host Jack Perkins? Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC) LOL NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins. But good one Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I) While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom! Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (E3rQ4) 420
Spacecraft separation confirmed. Looks like a completely successful launch. The webcast has ended.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (sdi6R) 421
Favorite "oops" airline fuel story was the AirCanada 767 back in the 80s that suddenly ran out of gas, at cruising altitude. Made a nice safe landing at an old air force base. As I recall, metric/imperial measurement problem was the cause. Though it's very hard to believe that sort of basic thing isn't carefully handled for such critical issues.
Then again, there was the Jet Propulsion Lab's "oops" of using metric vs. imperial (or the other way around) for one of its Mars probes, leading to a nice "splat" event. Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (QDnY+) 422
I do not need to read the memo to opine about its irrelevance. Ignorance is a keystone of Democratic governing principles.
Posted by: Democratic Scumbag Congressman at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (rdl6o) 423
Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a structure. Interesting time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn) Oh sweet baby Jesus! And people wonder why I hate to travel. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (Enq6K) 424
Hello from Andrews AFB. Quite here tonight. Don't think PDT has left yet. Still waiting to hear if I work much this weekend. Any word on the Shutdown?
Hum? Something is taking off Posted by: Nevergiveup ------- Omg! Omg! Omg! 3:25:20 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (58eZn) 425
Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2) oh this one is a fighter! watch how he claws at jim and tries to bite him even while trapped in the net. fortunately jim has a tranquilizer gun. wow, that was a fast acting dart, though w don't normally use two darts. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (GFAq1) Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (E3rQ4) 427
392 >>Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
If you can't talk them into leaving their shift early to give you a ride home, you have no game. Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Eqkr2) Sounds like somebody who has experience hiding in the bed of a strippers pickup or the trunk of their cars. The trunk is like a trust fall. Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (jeefx) 428
419 390 381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) A&E Host Jack Perkins? Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC) LOL NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins. But good one Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I) While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom! Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (E3rQ4) And now it's creepier. Marlin is my Dad's first name... Also my love of Wild Kingdom is in danger. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (xJa6I) 429
410 >> Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.
Posted by: Trump's Nurse How about Donny Two Loads. He goes twice in one session. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (8O3HH) I imagine Sessions would finally wake up for that! Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (ANIFC) 430
Nood
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (+Tibp) 431
Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they
didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a structure. Interesting time. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn) Years ago, my husband was on a U. S. Air flight with a cowboy type pilot at the controls. And by cowboy, I mean a big ol' boy with a yuge belt buckle he liked to hitch up. They landed, and my husband noticed they kept going....and going...and going past their gate. Cowboy came on and said he'd made a lil' "mistake" and they were going to circle back to the gate. As my husband was deplaning, Cowboy was standing in the doorway to the cockpit and looked at my husband and said, "Shit happens." And shrugged. My husband tried to never, ever fly U. S. Air again. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC) 432
It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (IqV8l) 433
Nude Something or Other
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (WbIyz) 434
Honestly, couldn't Trump use this as an excuse to get rid of all non-essential government positions... permanently?
Oooh, PATCO their asses. I approve. I mean, if they're "non-essential," then why are they on the payroll? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (tRaq7) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (xJa6I) 436
407 Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.
All the other times, you will come off as creepy. right but they are always suckers or did I misinterpret something? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (GFAq1) No. Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (jeefx) 437
Thatnks for putting that one on the Tee, Mark.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (Eqkr2) Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (8OMyt) 439
wasn't there a sample collecting satellite that crashed on earth because they input the wrong unit and the parachute deployed late?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (GFAq1) 440
@ByronYork 8 minutes ago
I'm told roughly 140 members of House have read the Intel Committee memo. That number apparently includes one Democrat, beyond Democrats on the committee, who have also seen. Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (Enq6K) 441
When I was in college there was a bike ride where we went to four different spots. At each spot were multiple kegs. Then the trucks would move to the next spot and a thousand kids would chase them down.
Kinda like the Horde chasing new threads. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (3BFzK) 442
428. There's always Lorne Greene, if yer a Leaf.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (VWlUY) 443
's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I) Maybe next time try the decaf, Mark, ;^) because now your experience as a youth will be the running gag for the evening. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (8+Ozj) 444
There was the time a trans-Atlantic flight landed in Brussels instead of Amsterdam, as it should have (or other way around).
Still unable to fathom how *that* mistake could be taken all the way to final approach. The flight wasn't expected, not on the roster for that airport. Wouldn't the first contact with ATC result in "WTF, over, your flight does not come here, it goes to the other place?". Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (QDnY+) 445
holy cats, for once the ACLU is siding with conservatives and demanding that the memo be released.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (P8951) --- First bad sign. Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (vDqXW) 446
While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins -------------- Okay Perkins, that's it. You guys are fired. Posted by: Mutual of Omaha at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (58eZn) 447
well, there was an air india not too long ago that did not remember to retract the landing gear after take off. one of their fist female only crews.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (GFAq1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (C6eZV) 450
metric vs. imperial
I make a point of calling our system English, Standard, American, or SAE. Because I can't think of anything more imperial than the metric system. Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (cW490) 451
C'mon, Mark- can't I finish my waffles first?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (cW490) 452
Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.
That's it? He did the whole number six on him except for the dance. The judge better lock his terrorist ass up for the maximum amount. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (6FqZa) 453
You'd think they'd just fill the tanks until the nozzle clicks. Maybe top her off a couple of times. Although there you risk a little spillage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (sZJfc) 454
When I was in college there was a bike ride where we went to four
different spots. At each spot were multiple kegs. Then the trucks would move to the next spot and a thousand kids would chase them down. --- Ever so slightly related, but something Grump928(C) possibly saw, too: We had a black guy who had removed the front wheel of his bicycle. Rode wheelies everywhere. I once saw him riding a wheelie on top of the lane dividers between a four lane. He was showing off, of course, but he was also able to use that little piece of real estate that no one else could in order to avoid traffic. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (ks6bw) 455
>>>Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something.<<<
I work with an old-timer groundcrew chief from Nam who uses the handle of his screwdriver to rap on malfunctioning instrumentation. Like a charm, it totes works almost every time. Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (bJ0w+) 456
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Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault. --- How do violent assaults work in medical fields and licensing? Dude's a doctor IIRC. I'd love to see him lose his livelihood over that. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ks6bw) 457
Moron Robbie, I'll bet that's not the only unused strip of real estate he used.
t-bird, don't shop for wrenches. SAE and "English" are diff'urnt animals. See "Whitworth." Toward the end of the Old English motor cycle industry, there were certain models with all three size systems on them -- metric, SAE, Whitworth. And American and Imperial liquid measures? O baby. "The 5 quart gallon." Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (H5rtT) 458
Reminds me of Chairman Mao's "let a thousands flower's bloom" campaign.
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