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Soft Putty-like Sub-Man Chris Cilliza Snarks At Trump's Lack of Exercise
Don't avoid the question, bro. Do. You. Even. Lift? Ah, I'm just kidding, Big Guy. I know you don't lift. By the way, John King, the newsreader for the video report (available at CNN's clickbait site), sure appears to be a... a very stout fellow, let us say. He doesn't resemble the sort of ruffian who would be so ungallant to reject the advances of a young, comely donut. Anyway, it's just remarkable to see CNN men (evidence needed) in their 30s goofing on a guy in his 70s for... you know, being as chubby and inactive as they are. I think Chris Cilliza and Brian Stelter and assorted other fatties have decided that opening the freezer and pulling out a tub of Haagen-Dasz ice cream constitutes a standing horizontal row. And from the Free Beacon: Let's compare the media's conspiracy theories about Trump's health -- which they themselves acknowledge as "Girtherism" -- to their extreme defensiveness about any questions concerning Hillary Clinton's. The obese Brian Stelter plays a starring role here, both ginning up Girther conspiracy theories as well as declaring all questions about Hillary "Had a Seizure, Lost a Shoe" Clinton's health to be "talk radio" conspiracy theories.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (4CCz5)
What a porker.
Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (14URa)
Posted by: nckate at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (l4QjJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: jd at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (+evAm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (ptqGC)
Stetler makes "Deliverance" Ned Beatty look like He-Man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (IqV8l)
Uh huh. Meet the client where? Behind the dumpster on 45th? Ok, but it'll cost extra.
Posted by: The Ficus at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: CNN's Mean She-Males at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (U6f54)
Tucker never gets tired of showing them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (1CNin)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (ZFBNg)
Cillizza does know Trump is 71, I assume. I also assume he remembers Barry's -- ahem-- weightlifting video. Yeah, manly he is.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (mQ0Mc)
Oh, lord, I'd forgotten all about that. A classic!
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (mQ0Mc)
Slinging those 8 pound girl weights like nothin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (QLvwG)
Allergies!
Her need for all kinds of sleep - even had her staff bragging about what a "champion napper" she is - never questioned.
Also Huma's email that she's "often confused."
No biggie, you guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM
It's the scarred pate.
Happens to me, too.
Posted by: Cora Segal at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (6Ll1u)
I was reading today how a young feminist was body shaming an older female for dying her hair and being old. Because a brown guy got two bj's but no pu__sy.
We're approaching the singularity folks. Hold onto your private parts. No one is safe.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (cHbmY)
LOL.
BTW, who the hell was the guy with the "wild-eyed. conspiracy, lunatic theories"? He looked like one of those Heaven's Gate dudes - the suicide cult ones, not the movie flop ones.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (1CNin)
Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (1CNin)
Depends.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (q+HNC)
After eight long, endless years, people who know said his golf game never improved.
He's just not an athlete, and is a weak, mincing little man-boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: James Gandolfini at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (1CNin)
The Trotsky's as we used to say.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (mbhDw)
Anyway, it's just remarkable to see CNN men (evidence needed) in their 30s goofing on a guy in his 70s for... you know, being as chubby and inactive as they are.
Please Sabo, do some posters of these losers at 70, spit drooling down their open jaws like Clinton. Hairless, two chins, and a double trailer set of winter tires around the gut. And gout. Wearing Hillary campaign buttons.
Or use some aging software, photoshopped...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (q177U)
Yea, HRC was pumping metal and doing aerobics.
So does Schumer and Durbin.
And who is that fat blob reporting this. How can he keep a straight face when he is squeezed into his suit.
Sorry, I don't really like to hammer people on weight, but this is insane multiplied by kool-aid level hubris.
I'm sure all the outta weight people who do not exercise in this country (most) are gonna love this.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (BLjCA)
Just get verbal consent first, Ace!
Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (hvf9s)
Brian Dennehy still going stoutly strong at age 79
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (QLvwG)
I hear he's slimming down for his up-coming role as Haiti in a Sean Penn project.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Nope, she wears dress-length jackets with pants to hide that she's shaped like a Weeble. Healthy broad!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (8gDQu)
Is that like a confectioner's gloryhoe?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (CPk08)
Go to a Nats game on a weekday. The huffing and puffing set is embarrassing to watch...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
You're generous. My wife uses two pound weights she retrieved from her moms house after she died. I can stub my toe with them and send them forty feet across the room. Without ONE single blasphemous utterance.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Clis Crizzizza at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (BLjCA)
Seriously, does ANYBODY watch these shows? Do they have ANY influence? because I suspect that the answer to both questions is "No."
We still endure the no-longer-true assumption that "television" and talking heads on talk shows have any impact on the culture any more. I think it's all a gigantic lie, based on ludicrous "Neilson Ratings" that only count what stations a TV is turned to -- and not that anybody os watching or paying attention.
I wager that 80% of the TVs tuned to CNN are just droning in the background of waiting rooms and nursing homes, and no one is actually paying attentio to what's on the screen.
And I'm quite sure that the watchers are not "cultural influencers" -- i.e. no one cares what their opinions are, so it doesn't matter what they think.
Just just be generous and say that 3 million people watch CNN. As big as that number sounds, it's less than 1% of the population of the US, and thus only 1% of the voters are brainwashed by CNN's insane propaganda. And those 1% of people, not being "influencers," don't spread the disinformation any further. The contamination ends with them.
Thus, CNN (and the other similar MSM networks) and marginal irrelevant players in the national discourse.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (C6eZV)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (8sesi)
Posted by: Chris Cilliza in the CNN Steam Room at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (QLvwG)
Nope, she wears dress-length jackets with pants to hide that she's shaped like a Weeble. Healthy broad!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Ergo, HRC is not a Weeble.
Posted by: Weeble Union at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (7UW64)
I live in NorCal. Lots of "resistance hair" out here. Grannies with purple patches of hair on the side of their head.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (q177U)
LOL
These people are truly delusional.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: golfman at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (C58O4)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (3QAtO)
Churchill?
Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (+TcCF)
I was a rebel in the 60's, too, man!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (7LY+6)
-----
Oh, my....
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM
^^^^ THIS!
Posted by: George Takai at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (4CCz5)
from last thread
Diary of a Snow Shoveler:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nyysbv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (w1zJX)
haha, so true
every word
after years, we finally got smart and hired a plow service
it's bad on the knees and back, especially after the street is plowed by the city
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (fceHP)
Who'd a thunk it?
Now, who are these doughy asshats banging?
That's what I thought. A sock is not exactly a supermodel, is it?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ru Paul at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (398bZ)
And if not them, what are we left with? Where do we get our information?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (EaQ6/)
it's bad on the knees and back, especially after the street is plowed by the city
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:33 PM (fceHP)
My parents still shovel their driveway and sidewalk by hand. They are 88 and 89 years old. My thought is that as long as you keep doing it, you can keep doing it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (7UW64)
Brian Dennehy still going stoutly strong at age 79
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (QLvwG)
I hear he's slimming down for his up-coming role as Haiti in a Sean Penn project.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
His bunghole will play Port Au Prince.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (q+HNC)
?? Citation please?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Nemesis at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (9q7Dl)
Looks like we are about to hit launch.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM
That's certainly promising, but I've been let down too many times to pop the schadenboner quite yet. Oh, wait...what's this headline I see on Drudge?
"Mulvaney requests zero funding for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau"
(SPROING!)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (1CNin)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (3CRoX)
That, and the benefit of great genes.
Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (98Feg)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (H8S+R)
*crackle crackle*
awmmph awmmph stuff
*crackle crackle*
awmmph stuff awmmph
Posted by: Brian Stelter and a whole damn bag of potato chips at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (H8S+R)
Or give us the cause and time of death of Joe's old intern.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (wmcC8)
Not a St Peter's cross either. A bare cross, upside down. After tweeting to the Satanist Church that "its been so long" and happy new year.
Do I figure she's a literal satanist? I dunno, none of my business. I've long figured she plays for the other team, whether officially or not.
But she's really acting oddly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (39g3+)
From ewoks with raging boners, apparently.
Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (gGlcw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (c4bbn)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (7ClUK)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (W+vEI)
DC, much like LA, is a magnet for certain folks.
Just that the young, foolish, and willing to do anything to get a...head are a lot better looking in LA (generally)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Flounder at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM
That's certainly promising, but I've been let down too many times to pop the schadenboner quite yet. Oh, wait...what's this headline I see on Drudge?
"Mulvaney requests zero funding for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau"
(SPROING!)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (1CNin)
Over at the Free Beacon, Cordray's female stooge is suing to get her removal as acting chief overturned.
Cvnt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)
This blog is making me gain weight.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (utdZo)
Looks like we are about to hit launch.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
Treason? Espionage? What will give us helicopter rides?
Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 18, 2018 05:28 PM (3QAtO)
Mao? Idi Amin? I give up, who?!
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (mbhDw)
I guess make-up and special effects will have to dirty it up a bit to make it believable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM (wmcC
Every fortnight he has a whole roasted Haitian kid for dinner. Well, the first course anyhow.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (NWiLs)
Hillary passed out cold in the middle of the day, was shoved into a big black van like a lifeless corpse (corps) and that van sped away leaving the media standing around...
They didn't follow up until given the all clear, when they had her pumped up full of something to get her downstairs and magically, a small girl popped out of the air and ran towards her, all on her own.
These guys are fucked in the head.
Stelter will do anything. I swear he looks like he stuffs his face at a Golden Corral weekly.
CNN should be happy to have someone so desperate for attention.
And still, we don't know if Anderson has AIDS or if his anus is totally blown out from placing all kinds of things in it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (AASEZ)
Insty posted this yesterday and I've watched it twice. It's an interview of Dr. Jordan Peterson (whom I had never heard of before yesterday) by a rabid, leftarded British Progda presstitute who's so outclassed, unprepared and unintelligent that she dissolves into flusterednessism and is reduced to silence at one point because she knows she just had her own ass handed to her on a silver platter by someone she thought she could dominate.
It was a thing of beauty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (zLDYs)
Truth is destroying them. They can't talk about the economy. They can't talk about foreign policy. They can't talk about deregulation. They sure as hell can't talk about a "senior advisor" to Dem Patty Murray when the "senior advisor" declares "we don't care about antisemitism". They can't talk about someone who is really sick, like Nancy Pelosi. They won't ask Chuck Schumer about Patty Murray's "senior advisor". They can't talk about Apple repatriating at least $250,000,000,000 back to the US for domestic investment and other domestic purposes. They can't talk about "global warming". They can't talk about the stock market creating new wealth by the tens of billions of dollars every day.
They're the ones that need their heads and hearts examined. Stat!
Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (wmcC8)
Looks like we are about to hit launch."
Sounds like Paul Ryan is the man who has to make a choice.
PUSH THE BUTTON FRANK!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 18, 2018 05:35 PM (3CRoX)
------
Ahem! I've worked up to 40 oz!!
GAINNZZZZZZZ!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: Deanna Troi at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (9q7Dl)
Saying immediate firings need to happen, Comey absolutely should have been canned.
This is just getting warmed up!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Wytshus at January 18, 2018 05:39 PM (2NTjs)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 18, 2018 05:39 PM (7ClUK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:39 PM (7LY+6)
And I know at least part of where it comes from. Its not so much calculated as some guy does a report, and the others go yeah.... yeah!! YEAHH!!! pounding their desk and fire off another report, and another, and they all pile on like lonely furries into a yiff pile of me too reporting.
And there's no grizzled old hardass editor to say "get the hell out of here with that crap and do your job or look for work in some other industry you lightweight rookie"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (q177U)
Do a search on Ashley Banfield to see what it's all about. She does a take-down worthy of the VRWC.
I love blue on blue battles.
It's almost as if the third wave young feminists are telling the old school feminists to give up the p__sy based on skin color.
This will not end well. I hope.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:39 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM (mQ0Mc
To which I would reply "what the fuck you think I am, a fucking star system?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (mbhDw)
Really, I am tickled, and Jack's news means that It's Happening.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (k1TUh)
I don't know what the Free Beacon's viewer traffic is like, but the problem is the left won't see this video, or watch it even if sent to them. They believe what they believe. They refuse to see the other side.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Zombie President Taft at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (T28di)
Mom is resting at the hospital. They did some transfusions to recover lost blood, and apparently she's not bleeding any more. They're giving her incrementally substantial food to see if she can handle it and plan on releasing her tomorrow, assuming nothing goes wrong.
She was so weak and little and helpless yesterday when I visited it was just awful. Now she's more herself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)
The way third-wave feminism has completely wilted at the stinky feet of Islam is hilarious.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (H5/XI)
Where was Hillary? That was the question of the day back then. She couldn't string five words together without going into a coughing jag every time.
Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (XTiHL)
Every Republican House Intel member voted to share this document with the entire House. Every Democrat House Intel member voted not to share it.
It must be as hugely bad as I thought it was.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (/tuJf)
RELEASE THE BALLOONS!
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)
Allergies!
Her need for all kinds of sleep - even had her staff bragging about what a "champion napper" she is - never questioned.
Also Huma's email that she's "often confused."
No biggie, you guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
It was declared, by Brian Stelter, no less, that it was the height of sexism even to question the health of Hillary! when she collapsed on a 70-degree day.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2kiKp)
They're the ones that need their heads and hearts examined. Stat!
Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (Pqytn)
Removed > examined.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (7UW64)
A lot of people do drop dead from that though. My great grandpa did, but he was 101. Still, snow shoveling is dangerous at those ages. Get them a snowblower.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: George Takai at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (9tO1t)
I will say this. I wish Trump got more like seven or eight hours sleep per night. The brain uses that time to do housekeeping.
He doesn't want to become Pelosi Galore. He's more valuable.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Mom jeans and the kiddie bicycle with helmet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Brian Stelter and a whole damn bag of potato chips at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (BLjCA)
I mean, you just see Stelter waiting in line at the prime rib aisle...dripping saliva out of his weird pursed lipped mouth, pithing up on his toes, getting a little antsy because he is just not there yet, and they might be all out!!!! So he waits...and he can barely contain his lusting for delicious prime rib, savory juices dripping all over from the perfectly cooked prime rib. It's there for him, but he just can't have it yet! What is he to do! He can't wait for his prime rib, he needs it now, it's so flavorful, MOIST AND JUICY.
Dude belongs on a goddam infomercial hawking Flavor Wave convection ovens. I bet he could be a good host there.
"Let me try, please, please, look at how MOIST AND JUICY it is...mmm.mmm.mmm.mmm"
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (IqV8l)
This, for me, is one of the most depressing aspects of our culture. It used to be that white hair and old age were signs of respectability, honor, dignity, wisdom.
Now its just someone who got old but never grew up. Aged hippies and hipsters pretending they're still at Woodstock popping boner pills and smoking weed. Don't grow up duuuuude, its a trap!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (9tO1t)
Mostly with our military but point taken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (Pqytn)
Removed > examined.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mbhDw)
The way they act, their brains and hearts seemed to have been removed already. Maybe they are Robots and being remote controlled by...Russia!
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (4CCz5)
Smoked like Cheryl Mills on document burning duty.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LV3VM)
I'm thinking Hostess is one of his best friends - Hostess Ding Dongs, Hostess Fruit Pies, Hostess Zingers, Hostess Honey Buns....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (AASEZ)
Sorry she had such a bad day yesterday, Glad she's somewhat better today. Will continue to pray.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel
------------
Sudden heavy exertion. Snow shoveling has caused a lot of heart attacks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (9tO1t)
I'm saving any bonerisms for the moment arrests, not terminations, are made. Some jail cells need to be filled.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:36 PM
That's unpossible! Me and Shep look fabulous!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (1CNin)
Serious action needs to be taken immediately.
Lots of firings and jail time - apply as needed.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (9q7Dl)
I never can sleep for more than 5 or 6 hours unless I take some benedryl or something. Some people are just built that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (k1TUh)
I'm thinking Hostess is one of his best friends - Hostess Ding Dongs, Hostess Fruit Pies, Hostess Zingers, Hostess Honey Buns....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)
He's a frickin' Sno'Ball.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (mbhDw)
As Michael Wolff, said PDT has baby races in the Oval Office. Puts goldfish crackers in bowls and makes the babies race for them. Always bets on the black baby.
Hil-ar-i-ous!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Thatguywhoyellszeroatwimps at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (rdoHp)
Posted by: BRIAN ROTHESENLEGLER at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (otAqJ)
And Stelter has no need to grow a pair. S/he/it has the finest moobs this side of Lena Dunham. (Notice no one's ever seen them together? At least, no one's survived doing so.)
Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (+TcCF)
*wide-eyed look of chimp-like wonder*
--Hillary Clinton
I wish Trump got more like seven or eight hours sleep per night.
Guys like him get by on much less sleep than normal people, without any problems. Its odd, some people just don't seem to need as much, while others (like me) need 9-10 to function.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (39g3+)
"Hep C" cure ads in "age appropriate" publications and media...
Makes me want to slap more than a few of my contemporaries.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Circa
----------
How quickly we forget, when it's been airbrushed out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (9tO1t)
"there are calcium buildups on the coronary arteries, which are blood vessels to the heart"
Like, duh, mf-er.
Either the audience is dumber than a box of rocks, or Gooopta is a smarmy, arrogant biotch.
I'm embracing the power of 'and' here...
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (SjImc)
Downhill?
Pretty friggin fast.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (BLjCA)
Michael Obama will take on all comers!
After he re-tucks, of course.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: BRIAN ROTHESENLEGLER at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (q177U)
Prime ribbed for his pleasure.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brian Seltzer at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2018 05:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Mom jeans and the kiddie bicycle with helmet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Jerry Lewis golf swing.
Seven-year-old girl jumpshot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LV3VM)
Brian better watch out, he might be one big puddle of blubber in ten years...hard to get around when your feet are covered in your abdomen and GUNT area.
I remember a friend seeing Olbermund at a softball game, he said he's shaped like Grimace.
If you want to see something really distubing, google Steven Assanti.
You will regret it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (FhXTo)
I never can sleep for more than 5 or 6 hours unless I take some benedryl or something. Some people are just built that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:44 PM (k1TUh)
Martha Stewart says she's never been able to sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours. Will sometimes get up early to iron her sheets to "relax."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
That said, let's feed their delusion!
I was thinking of using the
Theme from JAWS
Could someone softly dub in "Donnnallld, Donnnalllddd" where the French Horns begin? Later on, "Donnalllddd Trump!" So on through the entire theme?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-sX2Y0W8l0
Posted by: rd at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Jerry Lewis golf swing.
Seven-year-old girl jumpshot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LV3VM)
And quite the body surfer, too. He's so dreamy . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (14URa)
I don't really care what his diet or physique is like but... have you ever noticed that Golden Corral never advertises that its food is tasty? Only cheap and plentiful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (39g3+)
I was stupid and put a bunch of money i bank while daughter was in public school (top 10 or so in Tx) so I could pay for college. Should have sent here to a good private school when 12 to 18.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (SjImc)
Downhill?
Pretty friggin fast.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (8gDQu)
Ok, we'll roll with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (SjImc)
Guys like him get by on much less sleep than normal people, without any problems.
--
When your body doesn't have to process tobacco or booze...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (bJ0w+)
It's all true and more.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
"Exercise? A shortcut to the grave." -Horace Rumpole.
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (7JbXq)
Heh. Doesn't he just look like a Hostess snack cake, all soft and doughy.
The inspiration for "In the Night Kitchen."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (W+vEI)
Downhill?
Pretty friggin fast
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE BRAKES DO NOTHING!!!!"
--Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (BLjCA)
Aaaand a waste of a perfectly good vodka martini.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
The way third-wave feminism has completely wilted at the stinky feet of Islam is hilarious.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 18, 2018 05:41 PM (H5/XI)
This is a guy I watched for a while. Because I thought he was a lying piece of shit. His parents were muslin, yet he wasn't. Allegedly. Critical of Christians. Atheist. Maybe.
But he can't seem to get women to give up the p__sy to him. Part of his 'comedy' routine. I think the women catch onto the muslin part of his experience pretty quickly.
I'm hoping the 'third wave' feminists step right into the trap. What do they call it, 'a teachable moment'. Yeah. Bring it.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:37 PM
Amateurs go to infinity. Professionals go beyond.
Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:47 PM (7LY+6)
18 year old Hope Solo style "catch."
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2018 05:48 PM (q177U)
Careful. Could get a little thor...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (7LY+6)
I truly pray that you're right. Not happy about the degree of awful, just that, finally, the revelations will come to fruition.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (H8S+R)
Makes me want to slap more than a few of my contemporaries
======
Did you hear the fuckface at the health report press conference ask if Trump had Hep C because he is a Boomer?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (nILVB)
Martha Stewart says she's never been able to sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours. Will sometimes get up early to iron her sheets to "relax."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Iron her sheets. That has "euphemism" written all over it. (she likes that "good thing.")
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (1CNin)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)
This guy treats snack cakes the way an asthmatic treats a rescue inhaler.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (T28di)
What kind of snack cakes does Brian hide under his desk.
You know he does.
Little Debbies? Those pecan twirls? Boxes of Kit Kats? 100000 Grand bars? Tasty Kakes? Bowls of M&Ms? Ritz crackers? Chicken Biskit snack crackers? Boxes of Crunch Berries?
Oh, I could actually go for a Tasty Kake cupcake right about now.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (AASEZ)
Seven-year-old girl jumpshot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LV3VM)
Corky Umbrella Operating.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (7ClUK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: BRIAN ROTHESENLEGLER at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (q177U)
202 Prime ribbed for his pleasure.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
This, in one comment, summarizes and exemplifies the Horde's inter-connected hivemind.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (2sCft)
*starts looking for a 70 something to punch*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (7LY+6)
My guess is its heinously bad for Dems.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (7UW64)
Where I live, it would be impossible. When our street gets plowed by the city, they leave a block of ice at the end of our driveway from compressed snow, ice, and gravel/sand from the street. Sometimes it has to be hacked at with a chipper to just break it up. I can't even lift it sometimes, and I'm pretty strong. Most people here if they don't have a service (at least half of our street does), they have snowblowers. All young men, mostly here, with small children.
One of the oldest guys in the neighborhood used to wheeze trying to do it himself. He finally ordered the service and told me to do it. We used to go out at the same time.
Plus you can't breath in minus -20+ temps. It's dangerous.
When I lived in Boulder, it was no problem.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)
I never did cotton to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7C43a)
I'm thinking Hostess is one of his best friends - Hostess Ding Dongs, Hostess Fruit Pies, Hostess Zingers, Hostess Honey Buns....
Posted by: Lizzy
"I just joined the mile-high club!"
"You had sex in an airplane?"
"On my latest flight, I had an intimate physical encounter with a hostess!"
"Twinkies don't count!"
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (42M22)
Careful. Could get a little thor...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Punsters & hooligans!!!! I got my one eye on you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Geek Critic ... at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (EaQ6/)
"Just how many times did your mom drop you on the head when you were a baby?"
--President Trump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)
Explains the fondness for electric tooth brushes...
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)
I did that as a kid with my friends. Shoveled the snow from driveway to driveway. Heh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: jmel at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (OeWgo)
Joe Don Baker looks at Brian and goes "You might want to put that snack cake down son PUT IT DOWN NOW"
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7C43a)
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Explains the fondness for electric tooth brushes...
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7LY+6)
The Fukuoku 3000!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (RIKJa)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: aelfheld at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (BtQd4)
My favorite part is that they've gone so far around the bend they're unknowingly advocating for traditional dating/relationships. You can't have sex like a man but expect to be treated like a lady.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (W+vEI)
What kind of snack cakes does Brian hide under his desk.
You know he does.
Little Debbies? Those pecan twirls? Boxes of Kit Kats? 100000 Grand bars? Tasty Kakes? Bowls of M&Ms? Ritz crackers? Chicken Biskit snack crackers? Boxes of Crunch Berries?
Oh, I could actually go for a Tasty Kake cupcake right about now.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 05:50 PM (AASEZ)
Not Little Debbies. Stelter's not into girls.
And Cillizza wants you to know that the rumors about his having a dick under 2" are libelous, and he will sue.
Posted by: George LeS at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (nILVB)
this is rich coming from the DC elite where STDs rate one of the highest in the country
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (fceHP)
youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=c-W5fGCAzOk&app=desktop
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 05:52 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (rdoHp)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7C43a)
*Imagines Gunny Hartmann yelling that line*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (mbhDw)
Chris Cilla-Gism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (4CCz5)
My husband's Delta flight taxied out onto the runway, and they turned around and came back to the terminal BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T TELL HOW MUCH FUEL THEY HAD.
Jeebus. They had everyone disembark, and husband called me. I asked him if he though a Higher Power was trying to tell him to cancel his trip.
I'm serious. Now I'm going to worry until he calls me from ATL and then Arkansas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (rdoHp)
and cannabalism
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (fceHP)
LOL
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (7JbXq)
"Just how many times did your mom drop you on the head when you were a baby?"
--President Trump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"Did your parent's have any children that lived?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: George LeS
But considered from a different vantage point: He does have a pretty big clit.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (OD2ni)
Or just drive...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (oiNtH)
Martha Stewart says she's never been able to sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours. Will sometimes get up early to iron her sheets to "relax."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Iron her sheets. That has "euphemism" written all over it. (she likes that "good thing.")
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mbhDw)
My Wife when she was pregnant she was put on bed rest, she would wait till I went to sleep and would the dishes or laundry. I started not being able to sleep because she would sneak out when I was asleep. I finally threatened her I would tell the Doctor who would admit her.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (fftfA)
Its shocking in that kind of weather. I experienced it in college in Grand Rapids, MI. You go outside and any exposed skin is instantly numb. You try to take a breath and start coughing because its so cold your throat can't take it in. Very uncomfortable.
You breathe down into your coat or through a thick scarf, in through the nose to warm it a little before it gets to your lungs. Cover up as much as possible. Blink a lot because your eyes can literally freeze a sheet of ice over them.
Its weird, because it doesn't feel that cold, as your body can only sense cold variations down to a certain point, and anything below that registers the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)
2 Scoops and an Iceback really landed a hard uppercut right in the chode.
Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (OD2ni)
Hence Dianne "Headcold" Feinstein "accidentally" releasing the testimony ahead of time.
Shriveled up old goniff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)
What was that thing in the airport where her brain short circuited? I expected smoke to come out of her ears.
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (rdoHp)
The oldest guy in my neighborhood saves his snow blower for the heavy stuff, but mostly shovels.
Retired Army, served in the Third Herd.
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)
My daughter has her sons shovel her elderly neighbors for free. Because I was such a good Dad. Not.
Wrong. She's a good Mom. She watches to make sure her boys don't accept any money. I send free stuff to her from Amazon every time I hear how great she is.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
I'm with ya. If I ever go anywhere now, I decide safe rather than sorry is my motto. My instincts have rarely failed me. Noticing bad omens has been my saving grace more than once.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:55 PM (wmcC8)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (fftfA)
I am reminded of Reagan's Secretary of Interior James Watt: Watt made an inappropriate joke and was compelled to resign because of it. Wm Buckley commented at the time that Watt had grabbed himself by the scruff of the neck and the seat of his pants, and pitched himself overboard from the Ship of State.
Little suspecting, I guess, that 30 years later such actions would become very usual...
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (X8DLV)
I think this is really going down. We have a happening!!!!
Meadows is meeting with Ryan RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (q+HNC)
My husband's Delta flight taxied out onto the runway, and they turned around and came back to the terminal BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T TELL HOW MUCH FUEL THEY HAD.
Jeebus. They had everyone disembark, and husband called me. I asked him if he though a Higher Power was trying to tell him to cancel his trip.
Yeah. Sorry. After the fourth try, I'm bagging it.
That's God giving you a sign. "Don't go!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (4CCz5)
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Shoveling? You had shovels? Luxury!! We used our bare bloody stump hands!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
"Twinkies don't count!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:57 PM (W+vEI)
Where she was asked a question and did a quadruple take, like she was caught in a time loop or something?
Her responses are borderline human. Not robotic, just like she's so crazy she has to memorize how people behave in order to fit in slightly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 05:54 PM (7LY+6)
Seriously? From Savannah to Little Rock, Arkansas for a 2-3 hour meeting?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
way OT, I heard Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really good
if you're still watching movies, that is
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:57 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (fftfA)
Where she was asked a question and did a quadruple take, like she was caught in a time loop or something?
Her responses are borderline human. Not robotic, just like she's so crazy she has to memorize how people behave in order to fit in slightly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Hillary is a permanent resident of Uncanny Valley.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (42M22)
The record for NYC JFK shows a maximum of about 80 degrees and humidity in the 50% range. In other words, pleasant.
https://tinyurl.com/ybawlnbr
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (zMj9Z)
But for older people, and people more sedentary, that snow shoveling can cut their lives short, when their normal routine wouldn't.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (wmcC8)
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Curiously, they think Bradley Manning is a hero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2018 05:38 PM (SjImc)
Downhill?
Pretty friggin fast.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:45 PM (8gDQu)
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Heh
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (4CCz5)
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Shoveling? You had shovels? Luxury!! We used our bare bloody stump hands!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
'Ands? You were lucky to 'ave 'ands! We 'ad to eat the snow! And they didnt give a toss if it was yellow!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (rdoHp)
40 mph would be really pushing it in a modern steel wheelchair let alone an old wooden highbacker.
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (BRpqW)
evangelicals: meh, he fights.
Leftists: what the hell does it take?????!?!?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (wmcC
yeah, not worth it
or, just move them farther south!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (fceHP)
And the constant nicotine gum-chewing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dean Wormer
I think in 2016, his final year, he announced (or his handlers announced) that he had finally switched to nicotine gum and had quit for real.
I think that lasted until election night, when he dropped the ruse and reached for his hidden pack of Camel Fags.
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (42M22)
Posted by: LASue"
Stelter looks like one of their breadsticks.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (FhXTo)
Well, he's been trying for what, 3 days? Coulda been there by now...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 05:51 PM (7C43a)
Bro, you have seen some legit shit haven't you?
Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (42M22)
Nice phrasing.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Brian Stetler at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:59 PM (42M22)
And also his cigarettes.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
She really does seem textbook sociopath, unable to relate to other human beings, no normal emotional patterns, contempt and hate for everyone except herself, controlling, disconnected, etc. The kind of crazy that has to learn how to act human around others to not stand out, like its a role they play.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (iiixZ)
He says "everything's fine" and he's continuing on to ATL and Little Rock. He promised he'll call me as soon as he's on the ground in ATL.
I'd appreciate prayers, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
No way I'm getting put in the Clizza/Setzler box....
...ok, I'm cheat. Was already going to the gym but this clinches it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (7C43a)
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Yeah. Anytime there is a delay, for *any* reason, my instinct is to get off of the plane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Lol.....Boy there goes incremental one upsmanship. Right to bloody stumps.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (U+nHb)
runway, and they turned around and came back to the terminal BECAUSE
THEY COULDN'T TELL HOW MUCH FUEL THEY HAD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM
Is he on a Boeing 757? If not, no worries.
I once saw a CNN 'screen crawler' that informed me "Boeing 757s have difficulty maintain altitude after they run out of fuel".
Since only 757's suffer from that (and who would know better than CNN?), I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, fuel-wise.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jane
That far for anything less than a full day meeting? Teleconference. Honestly.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
every year there are the video of guys up here using blow torches
haha
they get tired of it, tired of the ice
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Average Guy at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (J7e1m)
Rickles to Sinatra...
"Make yourself at home Frank, hit somebody."
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (y8XuS)
Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monk at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (7LY+6)
The interstates have been closed due to snow and ice.
Whatev.Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
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Done.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hillary Clintons Depends Diaper at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:53 PM (4CCz5)
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Shoveling? You had shovels? Luxury!! We used our bare bloody stump hands!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
You had Snow? All we had growing up was broken glass falling from the sky - and we were happy for it!
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (6FqZa)
I heard Margot Robie uses a southern accent? Weird, cuz Harding is from Portland.
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (rdoHp)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (iiixZ)
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Sad indeed. Maybe bring back Cake Girl if they release the House intel report?? (with flaming skull, of course)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (zSVEm)
No wonder I was so aimless as a teenager.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/ybawlnbr
Posted by: Smilin' Jack at January 18, 2018 05:58 PM (zMj9Z)
I remember the day, being only 80 miles away. Mid 70's, low humidity. Our climate doesn't get better than that.
But it put her into 'MEDICAL EMERGENCY'!!!!
So bad they had to break out the clone. Spewing pneumonia over some child.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (4CCz5)
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Yeah... I may have peaked early there.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Strongest thumbs in D.C. Will take on all challengers.
Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (jm1YL)
Velly tlue.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (dSqvH)
Clients have clients flying in from Europe for meeting. They've postponed until tomorrow so they can meet my husband.
Ugh. I think I'll take a breather.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (rdoHp)
"All white trash is Southern. Duh. Otherwise, how would you know the character is stupid?"
-- Hollywood
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (4CCz5)
I think that lasted until election night, when he dropped the ruse and reached for his hidden pack of
Posted by: zombie
Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM (czkHE)
I read that an thought, "why is he meeting with Rachel Maddow?"
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (2sCft)
Ugh. I think I'll take a breather.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Did he shampoo with Alberto VO5?
Posted by: Rula Lenska at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
We pay a cost for illegal immigration in more ways than one.
Btw, I always thought the argument that illegal Mexicans were cheap labor to be so inhumane. Making people into commodities. Making mexicans less than. Yet never heard people argue it. So much duplicity and illogical thinking.
It's all about not paying people a fair wage for a fair job. A way to get cheap employees.
Nevermind, I could go on and on and I'm way off topic.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (wmcC8)
I think that lasted until election night, when he dropped the ruse and reached for his hidden pack of Camel Virginia Slim Fags.
Posted by: zombie
Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (w1zJX)
I always had the Gay Waiter pegged as a clove cig man...
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 06:05 PM (zSVEm)
I did catch the camera lingering on a picture of Ronald Reagan though. I thought that was cheap.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (y8XuS)
That was so very wierd. A woman with a different haircut, with the press kept across the street, posing as Hillary to hug a stunt child.
See, she's fine!
Now wait, it was heat prostration!
No wait, she has crippling pneumonia!
She's powering through it!
Just shut up already about her health!!!!!1!!!1!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (C6eZV)
"Make yourself at home Frank, hit somebody."
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:02 PM (y8XuS)
One of the best Rickles/Sinatra stories I ever heard was this time Don Rickles was on a date at the Sands or someplace like that and Sinatra was having dinner at another table. Rickles walked over & said "Frank, I'm trying to impress this woman, can you come over to our table & say hi?" Frank said OK. He comes over to their table, starts to introduce himself, and Don says "What the hell, Frank, can't you see we're trying to eat?"
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2018 06:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (4CCz5)
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Yeah... I may have peaked early there.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 06:03 PM
Hardly. Stumps would be a luxury.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 18, 2018 06:00 PM (e1mEI)
LOL
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (wmcC8)
https://tinyurl.com/y8dvfbst
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
Trump doesn't drink. That is many of the calories he doesn't need to burn, so can have a burger and fries...
No wine? Chicken leg at KFC.
No martini? a second scoop of ice cream
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Down at the coast, scraping barnacles off the boats was equivalent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)
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Follow up to the best selling "Deplorable Gourmet"?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (2sCft)
Over $300 million since 2004.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)
Rickles was on a date at the Sands or someplace like that and Sinatra
was having dinner at another table. Rickles walked over said
"Frank, I'm trying to impress this woman, can you come over to our table
say hi?" Frank said OK. He comes over to their table, starts to
introduce himself, and Don says "What the hell, Frank, can't you see
we're trying to eat?"
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That was on the Tonight show with Carson and Rickles come on while Frank is there. Frank tells the story. HILarious.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (/qEW2)
And then cataclysm. Apocalyptic snowfall cuts you off from your local bakery forcing hard, hard choices.
Running on fumes. Desperately searching for anything that doesn't require any effort other than smashing it into your open maw. Eating 3 day old reheated Chinese take-out with a birthday cake and blue-icing chaser just to maintain your 12000 calorie a day intake. Is this America?
It hurts.
*sob*
Goldline.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:08 PM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Fair Young Maiden at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM)
Pure poetry.
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (rdoHp)
Sub-man? We have an opening for a spokesman. There were... problems with our last one.
Posted by: Subway at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2018 06:09 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (4CCz5)
Since only 757's suffer from that (and who would know better than CNN?), I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, fuel-wise.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2018 06:01 PM (ctuyM)
You're shittin' me.
They actually wrote that?
Some actual, human person wrote that, another series of actual, human editors and programmers and go-betweens laid their eyes on it, put it into the system, and made that appear on the screen of a national television broadcast?
... I'll be back. I need to visit the local surgeon to have a third arm attached to my torso so I can execute a triple-facepalm.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 06:10 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Brian Stetler"
Heh. That little pussy Tim Marchman from Deadspin disappeared from Twitter after Tim Kennedy accepted his challenge.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (OD2ni)
You will LOL
I think they had a great time back then and didn't just push their latest Pervywood projects of filth.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 06:11 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (w1zJX)
=====
Please. Misty Light 120s
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nILVB)
The internet is a tool for learning.
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (y8XuS)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)
I made this point years ago to a friend from St. Paul. He said I'm over sensitive and I need to get over losing the Civil War.
A few months later he told me I was absolutely right.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 18, 2018 06:14 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:15 PM (y8XuS)
And: Portland is south of somewhere.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2018 06:16 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2018 06:12 PM
Time for the blue pill.
Posted by: Dead Stick Dick at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (ctuyM)
South Portland ?
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (y8XuS)
A few months later he told me I was absolutely right.
Heh. Just watch a stand-up comedian pretend to be stupid - they almost always lapse into a s Southern accent.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 06:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:42 PM (wmcC
YOU tell 'em. I'm not going to.
If they want to drop dead shoveling snow, I guess they've earned it.
Neither am I going to check up on them every day. I will not insult their dignity that way.
And dad actually has a snow blower, but he prefers to shovel. So, more power to 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 06:18 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Beef Jerky Boys at January 18, 2018 06:20 PM (yszXz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 06:21 PM (dSqvH)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 18, 2018 06:22 PM (hUqh+)
You know he does.
Little Debbies? Those pecan twirls? Boxes of Kit Kats? 100000 Grand bars? Tasty Kakes? Bowls of M&Ms? Ritz crackers? Chicken Biskit snack crackers? Boxes of Crunch Berries?
There will be no more equating Brian Stelter snacking habits with Nick Saban snacking habits or I will stop the blog and there will be Pusser stickin'.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 06:30 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: PhilDirt at January 18, 2018 06:47 PM (z8U5v)
Posted by: Brian Stetler"
Well Brian, I'll be 70 in 2 months - but before we fight I suggest you talk to some of the hundreds of black belts I've instructed over the years and ask them if they want any part of me.
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