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Ann Curry: Sexual Harassment Was "Pervasive" at NBC
This is the gal, it is much rumored, that Matt Lauer forced out.
Just for background. She told this to CBS, which also had its own sexual harassment problems.CURRY: ... I'm trying not to hurt people. And I know what it's like to be publicly humiliated. I never did anything wrong to be publicly humiliated. And -- and I don't wanna cause that kinda pain to somebody else. But I can say that I -- because you're asking me a very direct question -- I can say that I would be surprised if -- if -- many women did not understand that there was a climate of verbal harassment -- that existed. I think it'd be surprising if someone said that they didn't see that. So it was p -- a verbal -- sexual -- KING: All right, let me stick with the -- the -- the -- O'DONNELL: Sorry, sorry -- I just don't, I mean -- she just said verbal sexual harassment was pervasive. CURRY: Yeah.She declines to say if Matt Lauer was behind her own firing. Though virtually everyone assumes he was.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Ann curried favors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (zWUjB)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
NBC = Nice Boobehs Caressed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mbhDw)
Enough with the gossip.
Name names, proffer chargers or GTFO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Samantha Stevens at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (vDqXW)
#HeKnew
#TheyAllKnew
This is the world they're forcing on the rest of us. I hope they all burn - starting with that Aziz creep.
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (7bkOX)
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
They went out to have her hit some tennis balls with the hosts. Ann Curry didn't want to participate.
One could almost see the drool and lust coming off of Navritalova as she said, "Ann Curry! I want Ann Curry!" She continued to insist upon it until Ann Curry went out.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mbhDw)
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Nothing but c-words.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (7ZVPa)
Is Ann Curry Asiatic? Can't figure her out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (giT7q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mbhDw)
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Nothing but c-words.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
That beats me. Well-played.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (KFf4Y)
Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (4lpa2)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:45 PM (mbhDw)
I believe one of her parents is Asian.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (/qEW2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd-BpM1z3nk
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (xjiRE)
What is Ann Curry's BMI?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (lKyWE)
Most helped.
Many women did very bad things to women for money.
It was a top to bottom democrat operation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 03:46 PM (4lpa2)
............
Between 2:00am and when the cab arrived?
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ATVNj)
Yeah, Navratilova is sort of a weird conglomeration of Anjelica Huston and David Bowie.
Definitely, one of the "Grays" what abducts you and probes you with the needle-like glowing protuberance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
Yup. And Norah O'Donnell certainly knew about Charlie Rose. Of course, Norah is hot and thus entitled to forgiveness.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)
Curry bites!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ATVNj)
Ah so, ya bastard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: kakisto at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (aS7LQ)
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Unpossible.
Continentalism is merely a geographic construct.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (giT7q)
Out: Trust the experts, set aside your partisan preconceptions
In: Ignore the experts, trust our partisan preconceptions
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (m9p/V)
For all those in last thread who couldn't access it.
Go to their twitter page and click on an article and you will be able to access site.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (RWI2V)
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Any of them include tentacles?
Posted by: K. Eichenwald at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Exactly.
Except....it might cost her some money, and now we know her price.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (m9p/V)
Is there not a Mister Ann Curry? Or is he cucking for Lauer?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (mbhDw)
And if you watch the Roast of Matt, it is clear everyone knew about him.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (RWI2V)
Is that because of the size of her, uh, "flaps?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: matt lauer at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (0r5HG)
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Not hot. Not one little bit.
Posted by: The Robot at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen of Macedonia Content F at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (J5mzk)
Republican harassment: creepy and perverted.
Democratic harassment: sophisticated and uninhibited.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (13Yel)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (mbhDw
Hey, you're here, Mr. Sefton.
You got quoted in this weeks Woodpile Report, so your fame now extends to TWO tiny websites in a tiny corner of the internet.
Don't let that fame go to your head.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (0gGpe)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (3BFzK)
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Too drunk to even know what day of the week it was?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (4lpa2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Mom! He's looking at me. Make him stop looking at me!
Mom! He touched me. Make him stop touching me.
Mom! He said mean things to me. Make him stop saying those things.
Mom!
Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (GroCc)
"was it just liberal men at nbc, or did conservative men also verbally harass women?"
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated and uninhibited at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ks6bw)
This is the world they're forcing on the rest of us. I hope they all burn - starting with that Aziz creep.
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (7bkOX)
Aziz is a creep but the charge is bullshit. She stayed there, gave him a BJ, had her clothes off, didn't say anything to him - and then she went home and decided it was assault? Because he should have just "known" or read her facial expressions? If she was topless, he wasn't looking at her face!
So I agree with the critics who ask why didn't she say something or leave earlier? However, I think the only reason the "Women never lie" bs got pushback in that case is because Aziz is a lib douchebag of color. If he was white and conservative - or even white and liberal - the lefty women defending him now wouldn't bother.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (RWI2V)
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (mbhDw
Hey, you're here, Mr. Sefton.
You got quoted in this weeks Woodpile Report, so your fame now extends to TWO tiny websites in a tiny corner of the internet.
Don't let that fame go to your head.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2018 03:50 PM (z79tQ)
Never heard of it. They like me at American Thinker too. Not big, but not tiny.
Now I gotta go look up this Woodpile Report deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
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Chivalry is dead on the left. Its considered chauvinistic. So the result is you are tits deep in scumbags.
Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ie6+a)
leering at his co-hostess in that video. Guy was super creepy.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (4lpa2)
Wasn't Matt's nickname for Curry "Big Bird"? Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (RWI2V)
Is that because of the size of her, uh, "flaps?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (mbhDw)
The hand gesture she use to give him as a greeting
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (lKyWE)
But to be honest, google images slipped a Halle Berry pic in there and I got distracted.
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (/fNs2)
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr)
If it was wrong, then perhaps somebody should have filed charges. Or even a lawsuit. Seems once you have actually been fired, that might be a good time to do so.
Of course none of this would have to happen if they had 2nd Amendment carry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (Pg+x7)
There are conservative men at nbc?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ks6bw)
I'm so scandalized, I can't even.....
Now, about these womynes. What were they doing? Anything of note?
Were they Czech?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH)
He was looking at her scalp.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (4lpa2)
My best guess is that she's been eating stuff that was hurting her innards -- she said she had to recently give up tomatoes because she has had heartburn a lot at night. So likely leisions and problems inside because of that, which should be fairly minor.
But I've been wrong before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 03:51 PM (Pg+x7)
There are conservative men at nbc?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ZM2xo)
Supposedly. But not in front of the camera. Some of the techs, editors, etc are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (xJa6I)
Most helped.
Many women did very bad things to women for money.
It was a top to bottom democrat operation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (3BFzK)
Which is why I find this while Matriarch deal such a POS. No, a Matricarchial society is not necessarily better than a Patriarchal, unless we are talking about Elephants.
A good mix I could get on board with, but this wholesale destruction of men is asinine and I take great umbrage.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (m9p/V)
White Knights are reserved for Ladies and Damsels in distress. Not all females qualify.
Posted by: The Roundtable at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (jeefx)
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What are you trying to imply here?
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)
I agree with you on that one. He is a creepy dude but she went along and probably did not enjoy any of it, no chemistry is my guess and then decided to cry foul saying he didn't pick up on her non verbal cues. And the white wine red wine snafu.
Lady, if you were not interested in having sex with the dude, straight up tell him and leave in a separate cab.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ZM2xo)
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Yeah, they're luke warm about eating the rich.
I mean, where do they have the best rich? That all has to be considered....
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Donna and V.
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Yep, outspoken liberal with brown skin that's part of the "resistance", they are going to give that person due process.
But I really don't mind seeing this Frankenstein monster attack its creators. Even innocent ones.
Hollywood does love its lynch mobs, nice to see them hanging their own.
Aziz was a little shit that just loved to get on his high horse and call names.
Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
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Chivalry is dead on the left. Its considered chauvinistic. So the result is you are tits deep in scumbags.
Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ie6+a)
I had to physically restrain my husband when the nitwit millennial twatwaffle at work told me that I was too old and too conservative to NOT be a racist.
He would have clocked the little bastard.
Instead, I simply had him pick me up from work, send the boy in (who is NOT white, thank you), and then come in himself and give THE LOOK.
Pretty sure said millennial nearly crapped his pants.
And none of these "progressive" women even know what they are missing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (7UW64)
Man that Obama was an underappreciated economic genius!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
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Has Connie Chung commented yet? No. You decide.
Posted by: Oddball at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: The Roundtable at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (z79tQ)
Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (/fNs2)
Sounds painful...prayers for your mom. Are they doing exploratory surgery?
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
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AtC had a good observation this morning:
We're seeing the result of the zero-tolerance school systems reach full maturity. These adults grew up knowing you don't hit anyone for any reason, and now the women don't even know how to slap someone who says something nasty to them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Exactly.
Except....it might cost her some money, and now we know her price.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 03:49 PM (wYseH)
Pppsh. Money.
Well...money....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (PvCxa)
My best guess is that she's been eating stuff that was hurting her innards -- she said she had to recently give up tomatoes because she has had heartburn a lot at night. So likely leisions and problems inside because of that, which should be fairly minor.
But I've been wrong before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Prayers up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (fXB+v)
Mildred, call physical plant and tell them my rape lock is malfunctioning.
Posted by: The Suits at NBC at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (PvCxa)
Merle Dixon knew.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Has Connie Chung commented yet? No. You decide.
Posted by: Oddball at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (7Cr6v)
She was never the same after she left Wang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
..............
I hope she takes those stupid sunglasses he wears, too.
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
Has Connie Chung commented yet? No. You decide.
Posted by: Oddball at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (7Cr6v)
She was never the same after she left Wang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
She became a lesbian?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Donna and V.
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Yep, outspoken liberal with brown skin that's part of the "resistance", they are going to give that person due process.
But I really don't mind seeing this Frankenstein monster attack its creators. Even innocent ones.
Hollywood does love its lynch mobs, nice to see them hanging their own.
Aziz was a little shit that just loved to get on his high horse and call names.
Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (lKmt3)
"you guys....this is cra-zee."
"I was like...sexual harassment? Whaaaaat?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
She became a lesbian?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
And the she had fun. Tonight.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
Has Connie Chung commented yet? No. You decide.
Posted by: Oddball at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (7Cr6v)
She was never the same after she left Wang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
She became a lesbian?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
*Sits down*
Go on...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:57 PM (mbhDw)
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I know Maury probably isn't.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (vDqXW)
If any of these women were in my family, Lauer would be thrown down the fire stairs and burnt alive, feet first, while I gave him adrenaline shots to keep him conscious.
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Though virtually everyone assumes he was."
Well, the bitch wouldn't put out, what do you expect?
Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (CPHNr)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (8NLb9)
Prayers for your mom. Hope it's nothing serious.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)
You're on your own.
Posted by: The Roundtable at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (z79tQ)
Were she really a feminist or really concerned over the #metoo, or is it #meagain, women, she would speak up and name names.
However, she is only angling for a new job on cbs or nbc.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (MTjB1)
Then I found out she was married to Maury Povich.
Eeeeeesh....
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (+lOpA)
Nothing like that is planned as far as I know, they're just looking in her tummy right now and seeing what they can find out. I'm praying its something fairly benign. She's had digestive problems a while now, but they had settled down. We'll see.
I appreciate everyone's concern I know the horde would be there.
Its long been my experience that the roughest, rowdiest, and most hardass people are also the most caring and compassionate when you need it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Man that Obama was an underappreciated economic genius!!
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Limbaugh played a clip from CNN yesterday where the newsbitch was saying, "Dow is going to hit 26,000 today. This recovery has been nine years in the making."
I was screaming at the radio.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (vg8iE)
One time Connie Chung had something on her chin, and some drunk called the local station, and slurred, "Whatshhhs wrong with Connie Chin's Chung?"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (RpECE)
If any of these women were in my family, Lauer would be thrown down the fire stairs and burnt alive, feet first, while I gave him adrenaline shots to keep him conscious.
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Wasn't there a terrible movie recently along that line?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 03:48 PM (m9p/V)
Chivalry's dead. Feminists killed it. And I'm not going to go vigilante just because a skirt comes sniffling to me that her co-worker said inappropriate things at work.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothie at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (FiWED)
We're seeing the result of the zero-tolerance school systems reach full maturity. These adults grew up knowing you don't hit anyone for any reason, and now the women don't even know how to slap someone who says something nasty to them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Had a white knight on Facebook claim you never hit a girl.
Video showed a grown ass adult woman throwing punches at some guy in a quickmart. Dude knocked her out.
Question was: do you punch back?
Hell yes. Come at me like a man and throw the first PUNCH, expect to be treated like a man. Equality is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (PvCxa)
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Merle Dixon knew.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Also Merle Haggard
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)
You're on your own.
Posted by: The Roundtable at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (z79tQ)
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Thankfully, I have the body of an Olympic athlete!
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)
And there it is, Dow closes over 26,000 for the first time.
Baby is getting some new shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
26,115..holy moly.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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He means Wang Chung . . . get it.
Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (p2jcI)
newsbitch was saying, "Dow is going to hit 26,000 today. This recovery
has been nine years in the making."
I was screaming at the radio.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (vg8iE)
Well, at least no one could see you. I was screaming in the car yesterday listening to the doctor's presser. Anyone beside me in traffic must have made every effort to avoid eye contact with me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Her name is...
Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: Soothie at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (FiWED)
I'm familiar with her work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (xJa6I)
stuff that Lauer was doing, and getting away with because the executives
let him is inexcusable.
If any of these women were in my family, Lauer would be thrown down
the fire stairs and burnt alive, feet first, while I gave him adrenaline
shots to keep him conscious.
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Wasn't there a terrible movie recently along that line?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (xJa6I)"Nope. That's the product of my sick, angry mind.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)
Then I found out she was married to Maury Povich.
Eeeeeesh....
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (+lOpA)
You are...
NOT the father!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NWiLs)
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Wasn't there a terrible movie recently along that line?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
No. *shifty eyes*
Why? Did someone claim I rented it?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)
LOL
I thought it was a stirring coming of age story. About young Texas coming to NY to help the local residents take back their city.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Where might you be? The city?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (wYseH)
I agree, and it split women finally. Between the logical ones and the new crazies/millenials. I don't know what to call them. Some women, even at The Atlantic, wrote about how this story was not sexual assualt and how this girl was not a victim. I totally agree.
First, this was not an employment situation and power differential. I have said over and over that workplace power dynamics and rules are in a different category.
Second, she had a dozen chances to leave...easily. He didn't force her in any way. She kept hanging around. It was bizarre.
Third, if I went on a date with some guy and he said that first line to me, I'd have left right away. Luckily, I never dated such an asswipe.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (p2jcI)
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That's a terrible Ben Rothlisberger.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (0gGpe)
Baby is getting some new shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Jimmy Carter is finally vindicated
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
NOT the father!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NWiLs)
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Ha! It's funny because they tried for YEARS to conceive, unsuccessfully.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (8NLb9)
We're seeing the result of the zero-tolerance school systems reach full maturity. These adults grew up knowing you don't hit anyone for any reason, and now the women don't even know how to slap someone who says something nasty to them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
yeah, that is a stupid observation.
what ha happened is that girls have been taught that they are not responsible for anything and their behavior is telling. which is why you have the vids of young women behaving like wild beasts.
young women are very violent relative to the young men.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (MTjB1)
Question was: do you punch back?
Hell yes. Come at me like a man and throw the first PUNCH, expect to be treated like a man. Equality is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (fXB+v)
That's goddamn right. And I am not going to come running in to attack the man and "save the day." She had it coming. Tough shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (NWiLs)
stuff that Lauer was doing, and getting away with because the executives
let him is inexcusable.
If any of these women were in my family, Lauer would be thrown down
the fire stairs and burnt alive, feet first, while I gave him adrenaline
shots to keep him conscious.
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Wasn't there a terrible movie recently along that line?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:00 PM (xJa6I)"Nope. That's the product of my sick, angry mind.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)
Well congrats on getting Dave Bautista cast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
NOT the father!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January
well, the hall of fame shows are the ones where he declares "you are not the mother!"
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ks6bw)
Agreed. We were probably better off when there was an occasional playground tussle and the boys went home with a black eye. Now these kids do nothing,hold it in and then show up at school with a rifle one day.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (RpECE)
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Well clearly ATC does not watch the countless videos of girl fights on youtube...
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (gcMLC)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (NWiLs)
I would never hit a lady.
But a lady would never hit me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Lzixr)
People with Tourette's syndrome often blurt out the truth.
"I think your ugly"
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (e8kgV)
young women are very violent relative to the young men.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (MTjB1)
The boys get taught "never hit a girl." The girls get taught "you're a princess who can do no wrong." It's no wonder out society is a total Charlie Foxtrot.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (C6eZV)
stuff that Lauer was doing, and getting away with because the executives
let him is inexcusable.
If any of these women were in my family, Lauer would be thrown down
the fire stairs and burnt alive, feet first, while I gave him adrenaline
shots to keep him conscious.
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January
yeah, that is all well and good, except in the whole #metoo thing there were a lot of women willing to "pay for play."
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 17, 2018 04:04 PM (RpECE)
Bushwick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (m9p/V)
And they're the only ones 'oo 'aven't got shit all over 'em.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (5ng19)
The Aziz story reflects the sad end result of abortion culture. We've arrived.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:06 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (m9p/V)
I'm a striker-fired guy, but I like where your head it at.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (xJa6I)
That's another reason why they RACIST RACIST RACIST screams have renewed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ks6bw)
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Zero-tolerance was always teaching a process to avoid thought. Lump everything that is "like" something else in the same pile and treat it the same--unless they didn't.
Zero-tolerance turned into No Platforming which now even says what other people can contribute when not breaking any rules except what the authorities consider "platforming".
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW)
Didn't matter. Hoda was always trashed and I used Savannah Guthrie as a cock warmer.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2018 04:05 PM (C6eZV)
Except for his hair.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
Limbaugh played a clip from CNN yesterday where the
newsbitch was saying, "Dow is going to hit 26,000 today. This recovery
has been nine years in the making."
I was screaming at the radio.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 03:59 PM (vg8iE)
You started your countdown after the launch.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January
well, I do agree with the never hit a woman thing, though I believe that is a noble personal standard, not a legal standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (h0xYE)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 03:56 PM (PvCxa)
--
Merle Dixon knew.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Also Merle Haggard
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Merle Oberon, for certain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
**********************************************
And keep your clothes on.
Posted by: gNewt at January 17, 2018 04:08 PM (CNm1v)
By the way- is anyone up for a NY moron meet up? :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Where might you be? The city?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:02 PM (wYseH)"
During the day. But I flee Wall Street at night with my hands in the air screaming.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:08 PM (VpIIl)
Lady, if you were not interested in having sex with the dude, straight up tell him and leave in a separate cab.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
At least after the first bj.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (13Yel)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger
West Side Story.
Ny & NJ morons met up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:08 PM (VpIIl)
Last one was in the West Village, so I think I'll plan one for Hoboken in March.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (wYseH)
That's another reason why they RACIST RACIST RACIST screams have renewed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)
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Yes, but with the same metrics he's increased his approval among black women ~ 3-fold. 4% of BW voted for him, he's now got approval ~11%.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 04:10 PM (QQ+il)
On topic (sort of) - if you treat *yourself* like you're not worthy of respect, why the hell would you expect men to behave any differently?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 17, 2018 04:10 PM (JPRju)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Nope. All that teaches her is someone will save her from herself and she doesn't have to exercise self-restraint.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatin"
I liked the remake from a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -
Good way to get a shiv in the kidney.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (fXB+v)
Send me an email with your contact info and I'll put you on the list.
cbd.aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger
West Side Story.
Ny & NJ morons met up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (fXB+v)
DANCE FIGHT!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (NWiLs)
it's a zen koan. what is the sound of one conservative hand clapping at nbc?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (Pg+x7)
She was hitting him slapping him and eventually took off a shoe and went after him with the heel.
He pushed her away, she fell down, and he lost his scholarship.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: aziz ansari at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Where in the world is Matt Lauer's dildo? at January 17, 2018 04:11 PM (vtcmf)
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Well, couple years back. Bus driver in Cleveland
black male about 55, gets pushed then swung at by a teen female. He bobbed left then upper cuts her with his left. BOOM. It was captured on the bus safety camera. It was straight up self defense. The media was outraged that he hit a girl.
I blame the superhero movies. Girls think they can fight guys now because they see it in the movies. For 99% of you ladies, it is a really bad idea.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (Ppilc)
Did you see the millennial dipshit on Tucker Carlson's show last night saying he should have just known somehow?
Reading about that "date" was depressing. What is Aziz's thing with putting his fingers down her throat? Yuck!
No courtship, no romance, not even any sweet talking lines or art of seduction - just OK, babe, here we are, now you will blow me.
That's the world feminists created and now they're bitching about it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger
West Side Story.
Ny & NJ morons met up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January
was sure it was guys and dolls
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Where in the world is Matt Lauer's dildo? at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (vtcmf)
"Anything that can be a weapon, is a weapon."
Fine, no pencils, pens, belts, backpack straps, books, desks, metal lunchboxes, rocks, hands, feet, elbows, etc.
We'll continue to assign your kids to after school detention until you learn.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (iv0p7)
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It's almost like birth control and abortion have facilitated men abusing women.
Funny, that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
*tap tap tap*
Mooooorrrrrrrrooooonnnnnnsssss! Come out and play.
Posted by: The Baseball Furies at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
Nah, we don't want him. Let him go work the 5:00 AM weekend show in Fargo.
Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: gNewt at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
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at which time she has you charged with sexual assault and attempted rape...
if she writes the check, let her cover it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (makEl)
I care about what happens to him as much as I care about those Nork generals that Kim keeps knocking off. He's just doing a job I wish I could do myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 04:09 PM (wYseH)
"
Hoboken works. Especially since you can put drunk people on the train with a hot dog and beer.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (yOkTY)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (mbhDw)
He called you "J" Sefton.
Mr. Woodpilereport owes you a J!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (ul9CR)
She had ingested something toxic and he was merely trying to induce vomiting. He's a hero, really.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)
What I don't understand is how she did not gag and throw up her dinner when he kept sticking his fingers down her throat.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
Hoda looks like everybody's drunken aunt who still thinks she's hot.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (5ng19)
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You think?
Posted by: Muslims Outbreeding Everyone at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Hoda at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (RpECE)
Don't throw punches unless you're sure you're going to win or at least have a Plan B, like running away from the angry bugbear you've pissed off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (Dp6qK)
My dad told me that girls get turned by the smell of curry on fingers.
Posted by: Aziz Ansari at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
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Guess I missed that part. Gratefully.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (5ng19)
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You think?
Posted by: Muslims Outbreeding Everyone at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
Patriarchal/androcentric culture versus a matriarchal/gynocentric culture.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January
In one of the articles I read the woman talked about how girls used to be taught. Though she was from an older generation, it was how I was taught too. For all the freedom girls supposedly have today, they appear much weaker and victimy. I was taught to be strong and hold my ground.
However, I've been saying for years society has betrayed girls and lied to them.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Katie Couric twerking with a lampshade on her head at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Mama Cried or did you expect Lauer to have Workingman Blue balls?
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (PvCxa)
But funny, my wife was referring to him the other day (not abt allegations) and I said "You mean the annoying Indian guy?"
She said "He's not annoying."
I said "maybe not to you."
Posted by: West at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (CPHNr)
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (5ng19)
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It's a fuckin' paradox!
Posted by: Zeno at January 17, 2018 04:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
_________
No (or minimal) gag reflex. It's a rare talent.
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (/fNs2)
does any other outlet have that story, besides the Washington Times? the only other source they link to is a CBS Boston bit from last year about some Masshole sheriff talking smack on the same subject.
while i'd love for it to be true, i'm leery about forwarding it to anyone W/O beter documentation.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (makEl)
>> her throat?
He was just testing out her gag reflex...
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (kjrxp)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January
sword swallower
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (MTjB1)
I guess that confirms that Martina Navratilova does not post here. Oh well.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (OD2ni)
Those guys Huntley and Brinkley. I bet the were chasing every skirt in the building.
Oh yeah. And that dirtbag Walter Cronkite too.
/sarc
Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: hillary at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (Dp6qK)
Who is this Aziz creature? Has it done anything I need to know about? Received a Lifetime Achievement Award like Chelsea Clinton?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (oi8mj)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (8NLb9)
>> her throat?
He was just testing out her gag reflex...
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (8O3HH)
Yup. It's a compliance test. PUA boards talk about doing it on a first 'date'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (fA1SL)
Who is this Aziz creature? Has it done anything I need to know about? Received a Lifetime Achievement Award like Chelsea Clinton?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (oi8mj)
He's a fuzzy little vermin from the Parks and Rec tv show.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (k1TUh)
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Comedian who was also on Parks & Recreation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 03:52 PM (mbhDw)
He called you "J" Sefton.
Mr. Woodpilereport owes you a J!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (ul9CR)
Don't think that that went unnoticed. Frickin' amateur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:17 PM (xJa6I)
Are you serious? good heavens. I'm grateful I dated very conventional men in my time.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January
wanted to know how accurate her match.com profile was.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Oh hell, all I have to do for that is to send them a picture
Posted by: anthony weiner at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (nscJ7)
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I think Bill Burr comments here.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (Mr5Gy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
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What I don't understand...is any of it. Why she stayed after his first proposition. Why she allowed him to do anything. Why she didn't leave. She was not a victim. She had moral agency. He did not restrain her.
I put it on her. Her behavior was ridiculous. If this was a work situation and he was her boss, I'd have a different outlook. But he wasn't.
This is not a crime. And claiming it was discounts true harrassment and crime. Makes me crazy.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (d2mYc)
Hoda Kotb needs another vowel.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ul9CR)
And a nose job.
Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (Dp6qK)
Better than "canines" which are not, in fact, for eating dogs. Unless you're Obama.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (ul9CR)
Anyone remember this from a few years ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsc5_WYchA
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)
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Doesn't Burr also talk about women doing stuff that get guys punched?
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January
wanted to know how accurate her match.com profile was.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (/tuJf)
32 "#Theyknew"
Yup. And Norah O'Donnell certainly knew about Charlie Rose. Of course, Norah is hot and thus entitled to forgiveness.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)
More to the point, it's rumored that O'Donnell plays with pudding.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
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And also pretty close to Zima...so....
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (vDqXW)
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"Comedian" who was also on Parks & Recreation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2018 04:18 PM (vg8iE)
FIFY
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)
Good thing that the Progressives were there to put a halt to this shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Hoda Kotb at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (O5Q3r)
I was at a conference cocktail hour and some drunk older woman asked me if she was "hot".
Since I was drinking truth serum I said, "no".
She said, "well, I find you "hot".
I said, "Thank you, but I still say- no".
She said "well fuck you, and walked away".
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (k1TUh)
Money and fame, my little robotic friend. Money and fame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
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And also pretty close to Zima...so....
Posted by: Axeman
Zima = male pussy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (fXB+v)
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Martha MacCallum had Mollie Hemingway and someone else talking about this last night. Ashley Banfield raked her out about too, and they played the clip of it.
To call some sort of crime is indeed ridiculous.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (8O3HH)
I'm guessing he must not go on many dates as he still appears to have all his fingers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (rp9xB)
Curry is spicy.
I kinda of sort of get a kick out of the whole sex harassment at nbc going on and then we are back from break... and they all give the concerned look about Trump saying pussy. What a bunch of fakes.
Liberals never mean what they say.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (r+sAi)
He CAUGHT IT!
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (5ng19)
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No! Never!
Posted by: Zeno at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (bc2Lc)
But funny, my wife was referring to him the other day (not abt allegations) and I said "You mean the annoying Indian guy?"
Oh, I totally believe her about what he did. But it is not a crime. It is not sexual harrassment. It was a bad date and she did not leave.
Also, he is a Muslim Indian. He was gross, but he did not restrain her. She said no and he stopped. But then she stayed. This is all her words and story too.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:23 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:24 PM (VpIIl)
Liberals never mean what they say.
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Its Fake all the way down.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:24 PM (lCc4K)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)
Completely agree.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2018 04:24 PM (rp9xB)
I'm guessing he must not go on many dates as he still appears to have all his fingers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (rp9xB)
Ha ha
I'm not saying it's something I've done, I was a lousy pick up artist.
But it's something I've seen advocated by some of the rougher PUA community.
A more common compliance test is to ask the girl to come along with you. Anywhere, across the bar is fine. Just to get her used to saying 'yes' to you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Marcus T at January
well, he was not going to do it looking at her.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (MTjB1)
But funny, my wife was referring to him the other day (not abt allegations) and I said "You mean the annoying Indian guy?"
Oh, I totally believe her about what he did. But it is not a crime. It is not sexual harrassment. It was a bad date and she did not leave.
Also, he is a Muslim Indian. He was gross, but he did not restrain her. She said no and he stopped. But then she stayed. This is all her words and story too.
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My take away from that story is if you give white whine to a girl who likes red whine, you will probably get a BJ.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (sX1BW)
More to the point, it's rumored that O'Donnell plays with pudding.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (eXA4G)
You mean, like the Horde after a double flaming skull? Whoa!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (EyPfd)
Good to know, we'll issue a missile alert at 4:07!
Posted by: Hawaii at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)
rosa kleb?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (Pg+x7)
She's had her kicks...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (88xKn)
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So would the blow job.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (sX1BW)
316 >>> OT, but there's supposed to be a Japanese satellite launch at 4:06 pm EST, if I have the conversion right. It's early tomorrow morning in Japan.
Good to know, we'll issue a missile alert at 4:07!
Posted by: Hawaii at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)
In Ann's case, a heat-seeking moisture missile.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)
The 22 yo author of the story wrote a really bitchy email to Banfield, calling her old and making fun of her looks. The reaction to the email is not quite what the little monster was expecting.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (OD2ni)
169. there's probably a way for a man to fend off an unarmed female without cold clocking her.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (aS7LQ)
Yeah, but who carries around a pair of expensive shoes or handbag for just such an occasion?
Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (Dp6qK)
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yes, if you like your "gold" infested with herpes and every other kind of std known to science etc etc.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (J+ZT8)
30 year old virgins turned amateur con-men that attempts to
systematically change meek nerds into false-confident assholes.
oh you meant THOSE dorks...
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (/fNs2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (EyPfd)
She said "well fuck you, and walked away".
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (VpIIl)
I find women who throw themselves at men this way get really pissed off when they are rejected. I get why, based on how society portrays men. And, well, how many men are.
But I can't imagine doing that. It's like having no dignity or self-respect for yourself.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (d2mYc)
That's kind of fuckin' presumptive and none of his damn business.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (vDqXW)
Oh PUA = Pick Up Artist. I was drawing a blank on that.
You mean that's really a thing? Dudes checking out a girl's gag reflex like that? And they let 'em?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (aS7LQ)
During my brief 'doorman' career...nothing is worse to deal with than a wild, drunk/impaired woman. They will scratch, bite, thrash and just be more viscous than a man. And if you choke her out or break something....there's just no upside for you as a man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Merv at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (fceHP)
Currently 6:33 am in Tokyo. Clock on smartphone with a world clock, means you don't have to do conversion.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (Dp6qK)
lol
Or jewelry
Or chocolate
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj)
Oh PUA = Pick Up Artist. I was drawing a blank on that.
You mean that's really a thing? Dudes checking out a girl's gag reflex like that? And they let 'em?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:28 PM (8O3HH)
Well...the girls who DO let you are pretty much DTF (I'll let you figure that acronym out
)
Again, not something I like or advocate. It was the kind of thing the 'make a ho say no' kind of guys would put out there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
169. there's probably a way for a man to fend off an unarmed female without cold clocking her.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:22 PM (aS7LQ)
Yeah, but who carries around a pair of expensive shoes or handbag for just such an occasion?
Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (Dp6qK)
Well ace probably has the handbag covered.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2018 04:30 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January
Greeks new about this thousands of years ago. Where do you think the myth of Dionysus comes from?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
Never hit a woman, of course. What if you are attacked by two thugs who happen to be female?
Anyone remember this from a few years ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsc5_WYchA
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)
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I don't believe in hitting women as a group. I'm fine with individual cases such as this.
I'm also glad I'm not raising my son in a sh*thole urban area where I had to teach him that hitting women in self defense might be an option at some point.
Congratulations on your utopias, (D)s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 04:30 PM (ks6bw)
Martha and Mollie didn't happen to make out during this, did they?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:30 PM (OD2ni)
If a guy starting shoving his fingers down my throat without permission
while on a "date", I bite his fingers really hard and leave..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj)
I'd probably puke all over his fingers. That should end the date right there.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (k1TUh)
At my last job we had a tiny little brown IT guy about, somewhat fey, Indian (dot not feather) with an incredibly hot girlfriend. Nobody could figure it out until they found out he had family money. She was the kind of girl who makes male heads involuntarily turn. I mean, I actually used to watch the heads turn. She was that hot. And at least 3 inches taller than him. With bazooms out to h...wait, what was the subject again?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January
really hard to work with coffee all over the keyboard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (MTjB1)
^^^^ Winner
Why is this so hard to understand...
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (/fNs2)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (a0IVu)
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Remember to PEE YOURSELF!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (vDqXW)
http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Feds-planning-massive-Northern-California-12502689.php
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (mX9wC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January"
My experience as a Bouncer was the same. Men were easy to deal with. With woman, you had to tell one of her friends you were calling the cops if they did not leave.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (k1TUh)
At my last job we had a tiny little brown IT guy about, somewhat fey, Indian (dot not feather) with an incredibly hot girlfriend. Nobody could figure it out until they found out he had family money. She was the kind of girl who makes male heads involuntarily turn. I mean, I actually used to watch the heads turn. She was that hot. And at least 3 inches taller than him. With bazooms out to h...wait, what was the subject again?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (ul9CR)
Never mind, keep going...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (xJa6I)
If a guy starting shoving his fingers down my throat without permission while on a "date", I bite his fingers really hard and leave..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj)
I think the proper response is to nut check him to see how many times he can withstand getting kicked in the jimmy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 04:33 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January"
My experience as a Bouncer was the same. Men were easy to deal with. With woman, you had to tell one of her friends you were calling the cops if they did not leave.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
Yup. They'd (mostly) listen to girlfriends, but not any guy, any time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:33 PM (xJa6I)
What about when she's two inches taller, outweighs you by 40 lbs? Check out the hoodrats videos on Facebook sometime. Not the slapfights. The real deal.
Now add in you don't know if she's gonna pull a weapon.
Sorry. I'm to old & out of shape to fight and too young to die.
People need to be disabused of this schoolyard fight bullshit.
You pull this shit in certain parts of the world or even the US and people will kill you without thinking twice.
Sorry folks. But that's as real as it gets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:34 PM (fXB+v)
Sign here please.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:34 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:34 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:34 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:34 PM (sX1BW)
Wait. This happened?
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:35 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January
Greeks new about this thousands of years ago. Where do you think the myth of Dionysus comes from?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
Maenads were a real thing.
Rome banned the worship of Dionysus for centuries.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:35 PM (xJa6I)
Remember that rule that no matter how bad you think something is, there's stuff far worse.
There's some sickos out there who enjoy that. I'm not joking.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:35 PM (8O3HH)
FUPA PUA. Now that takes talent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2018 04:35 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (p6e8W)
Interestingly, she said "all the guys are the same". So she has been thru this before I guess. At what point do you learn?
I despair of the younger generation and what they have been taught.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (d2mYc)
Exactly. My *husband* never did something like that (which is just as well since I *do* have an active gag reflex), there's no way I would take being treated like that on a date. Of course, I wouldn't be going to his apartment and getting naked either. Prof Chaos (why did you change? I thought Gorilla Gumdrop was cute) is right that the female shows poor judgement and no self respect. I almost wonder if she figured that, no matter what happened, she would have material for an article (which puts her close to, if not in, whore territory).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Kramer at January 17, 2018 04:27 PM (Dp6qK)
Well ace probably has the handbag covered.
Posted by: buzzion
IT'S A MESSENGER BAG DAMMIT!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
Some psycho bitch attacking you is not a lady.
Posted by: buzzion
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See. I told you Bill Burr comments here.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (4T2lE)
You have Zod's undivided attention. This is fascinating.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (Bdeb0)
Not to me. If evidently happened to someone who was with a fellow (Aziz) mentioned above.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
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Men are better societal struts than women. It differs from person to person, but there is a similarity. I want to make sure that my kids fit within society. That they know how to respect the property of others and to be no burden.
My wife tends to want to take their side in most things. And I fight against it because they can't live that way once they leave my roof.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (vDqXW)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286198/
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
Well, as I said before. I would have been out the door on his opening line. I'm not some commodity. And I'd never let it get near the finger portion of the program.
Interestingly, she said "all the guys are the same". So she has been thru this before I guess. At what point do you learn?
I despair of the younger generation and what they have been taught.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (d2mYc)
All guys are the same. With her. That's a thinker.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (8+Ozj)
Oh. You no longer have Zod's undivided attention.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0)
You have Zod's undivided attention. This is fascinating.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (Bdeb0)
I think your undivided attention should be on the part of the thread which mentioned the guy who did it and to whom. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (8+Ozj)
One again, I'm just shocked, shocked, and must object to imagery like that. I mean I can't even.....
Pure as the wind driven septic effluent I am.
You know, Mollie is getting pretty good looking. And Martha is what they would've called a "classy dame" back in the old days. She's had theater training, and that explains her poise.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (8O3HH)
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Instead she gave him not one (but two) blow jobs, which is probably what he wanted all along.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286198/
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)
I saw Unstoppable Bionic Penises open for the Violent Femmes at the Intermedia Arts Center in '81.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
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Instead she gave him not one (but two) blow jobs, which is probably what he wanted all along.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
It's what every guy wants.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (xJa6I)
http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Feds-planning-massive-Northern-California-12502689.php
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2018 04:32 PM (mX9wC)
I think that story is missing a couple zeros.
Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (A/oGY)
The problem is that SJW culture now dictates, according to the title 9 kangaroo courts, that regretting a sexual encounter after it happens = rape. Guys have been found guilty in the court of public opinion for much less.
So we are at a SJW impasse. Do the SJWs write her story off because she is accusing a minority celeb they like? Or do they sacrifice him to the altar of the #MeToo movement? Will be interesting to see which sacred cow comes out on top.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: SH at January
who knows, maybe that was his strategy all along?
him - Hey, I will quit shoving my fingers down your throat if you blow me.
her - ok
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (MTjB1)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286198/
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)
I saw Unstoppable Bionic Penises open for the Violent Femmes at the Intermedia Arts Center in '81.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
Huh, would have pegged that the other way around...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:40 PM (xJa6I)
But it'd probably have to be an ort of food that you really, really wanted to retrieve for your own gustatory enjoyment.
All you sickos with your heads in the gutter--it's not always about sex.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Annnnnnd there goes the entire bar. Baaaaaaaarrrrrrfffff.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:40 PM (fXB+v)
^^^^ Winner
Why is this so hard to understand...
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:31 PM (/fNs2)
Well, considering oral sex was going on at the same time, I guess he thought it was okay. She sent him horrible mixed messages. I can see why the guy was incredibly confused.
My guess is he wasn't very experienced and got his moves from watching porn.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:40 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (hvf9s)
Specifically in this case : Woman? Or Muslim?
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5ng19)
The problem is that SJW culture now dictates, according to the title 9 kangaroo courts, that regretting a sexual encounter after it happens = rape. Guys have been found guilty in the court of public opinion for much less.
So we are at a SJW impasse. Do the SJWs write her story off because she is accusing a minority celeb they like? Or do they sacrifice him to the altar of the #MeToo movement? Will be interesting to see which sacred cow comes out on top.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2018 04:39 PM (hvf9s)
Aziz will go over the side. The momentum is too strong the other way.
The only way this witch hunt will end is if someone accuses Tom Hanks or George Clooney.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5MLH0)
Posted by: SH at January
who knows, maybe that was his strategy all along?
him - Hey, I will quit shoving my fingers down your throat if you blow me.
her - ok
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Not a ploy I would use, but I've never been a celebrity. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (sX1BW)
No way.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5ng19)
But what happens when the robots all convert to Islam?
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (p2jcI)
Posted by: Guy jamming fingers down your throat during a date. at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (vDqXW)
No, I was fascinated by the idea that the ordinarily mild-mannered churchgoing belle dame of the blog would be perceived by someone whose throat ought to be explored digitally, perhaps on more than one occasion. The cognitive dissonance was deafening.
Glad it didn't happen to you, in any event.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Doesn't mean you never will again, but you will make damn sure you've got a real good reason before you do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (k1TUh)
No way.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5ng19)
But what happens when the robots all convert to Islam?
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (XMDuf)
Format and reinstall Linux?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (LiyEm)
My guess is he wasn't very experienced and got his moves from watching porn.
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If you are getting a BJ on a first date, don't you kind of assume that anything goes?
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bear in Revenant at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (suO/a)
No way.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5ng19)
Old and busted - "Hey babe, you come here often?"
New hotness - "Norman! Coordinate!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Logic dictates that disposing with both of them will end any morally troubling Solomonic choices. Zod endorses this plan of action.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (GroCc)
Logic dictates that disposing with both of them will end any morally troubling Solomonic choices. Zod endorses this plan of action.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Zod, you need to run in 2024.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (xJa6I)
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Say, when did the book come out telling you it was a bad idea to spank your kids?
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (lCc4K)
Regrettable sexual encounters comprise almost 97% of my sex life.
I suspect that may the case for many people. I hope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Mixed messages? Really?
This is how you get sexbots.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
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Why's that?
Posted by: Hurl at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (vDqXW)
Zod, I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (k1TUh)
No way.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:41 PM (5ng19)
This is why I am not worried about robots becoming self-ware.
They become self-aware, then they start touching themselves. Next, they discover robot boobs. Then they're just as screwed as the rest of us.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (Dp6qK)
Maybe the national divorce is sexual as well as political. I've had enough bullshit to realize that when dealing with a woman, it's easier to just accept the fact that nothing is simple.
Put that in your pussy hat and smoke it.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (a+WIL)
Sexbots won't have a gag reflex, so no worries.
And we were joking about sexbots locking up/power failure on an ONT a while back. Right in the middle of powerful simulated orgasmis vaginal contractions, she locks up tighter than a drum. Death grip on Mr. Happy. Necrosis will soon set in. You've only got minutes to get to the ER.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (8O3HH)
Gumdrop Gorilla is still there. Just added Prof Chaos.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (jeefx)
For a moment I thought you were referring to the New California secession movement.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
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Why do you keep bring this up?
Posted by: Bear in Revenant at January 17, 2018 04:43 PM (suO/a)
Oh God...well done
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (xJa6I)
https://tinyurl.com/ydxvyd76
Why isn't this being blasted in headlines everywhere? That's a huge deal and could lead to more collaboration between the two. With the North starving I think collaboration and then unification can only end with the South on top in a bloodless victory.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (quxMC)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286194/
Ugh.
That same website has a story on why a woman should sleep with at least 25 men before settling down, but probably more. Because apparently you need to know what kind of dick/sex makes you happiest. Something tells me this was written by a early 20's single Gender Studies graduate....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (gbWkA)
Zod would need to rally the electorally solid, reliable conservative Christian vote to have a chance. The stump speech will need some significant work...
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Interestingly, she said "all the guys are the same". So she has been thru this before I guess. At what point do you learn?
I despair of the younger generation and what they have been taught.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:36 PM (d2mYc)
Short story from my distant past;
My future wife and I were in a group of mixed singles and one of the women was proclaiming that "all men are assholes".
At that exact moment, this guy puts out his cigarette, walks over and starts making his move. Ten minutes later, they are out the door to make the beast.
This took me a while to figure out, naive as I was. I came to the conclusion that she was signalling being DTF and he picked up on what she was really saying, which was in effect "I want it and you can tell/promise me anything so when you don't follow through I can call you an asshole and absolve myself of being easy because you said x"
It was enlightening.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (z79tQ)
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Some reunions aren't worth it.
Posted by: German ... and the Eagles at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2018 04:46 PM (MxEKc)
My guess is he wasn't very experienced and got his moves from watching porn.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January
huh? you mean he was shoving his fingers down her throat while she was blowing him?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)
"We may be at the edge of a robot sex revolution."
Until the operating system gets tied into your bank information. At which point said robot gets a capacitor ache or was going to wash its diodes that evening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (RNW8l)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (5ng19)
The old foosball save.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
Uh... if there was room for fingers I'm not sure he was watching the right porn but who am I to judge.
Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (/fNs2)
Posted by: Axeman
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Oh, wait a minute, Mister
I didn't even kiss her
Don't want no trouble with you
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you would let me
Ask one favor from you
Oh, won't you give me three steps
Gimme three steps, Mister
Gimme three steps towards the door
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps, Mister
And you'll never see me no more,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (7Cr6v)
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Say, when did the book come out telling you it was a bad idea to spank your kids?
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (lCc4K)
Dr. Spock's revised baby and childcare book (1985)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (xJa6I)
I was wondering about that. Maybe I ought to read the thing, but I figured it would make me too mad. Then I thought maybe he was doing her, but then I figured he likely would be the sort who wouldn't give a damn about her...needs.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (8O3HH)
https://tinyurl.com/ydxvyd76
Why isn't this being blasted in headlines everywhere? That's a huge deal and could lead to more collaboration between the two. With the North starving I think collaboration and then unification can only end with the South on top in a bloodless victory.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (quxMC)
All well and good until the NORKs attack them in mid parade in a sneaky way. Sneaky NORKs.
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (jeefx)
Sexbots won't have a gag reflex, so no worries.
And we were joking about sexbots locking up/power failure on an ONT a while back. Right in the middle of powerful simulated orgasmis vaginal contractions, she locks up tighter than a drum. Death grip on Mr. Happy. Necrosis will soon set in. You've only got minutes to get to the ER.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (8O3HH)
Can't you kick start it with like a donkey punch or something?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Oh good. For a while you'd contracted it to gg and I thought you'd decided to change it out (not that it's actually any of my business).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January
you have to yank the starter cord to turn on the backup.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (MTjB1)
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The C*ck carousel. Great advice. Treat your junk like its a handshake.
Posted by: a moronic observation at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (J+ZT8)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (aS7LQ)
Some reunions aren't worth it.
____________________________
Oh no it is very worth getting control of the North without a fight. The South needs to insist on either the North allowing it's people to visit the South or allowing the South Koreans to deliver and distribute aid rather then just shipping off supplies with no strings. Once the the Koreans start to mingle the 60 year stand off will end.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (quxMC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (xJa6I)
I suspect that may the case for many people. I hope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Nope. Not me. Except for the unwelcome ones. But that was workplace and elsewhere, not dates.
But I was brought up in a different time I guess. And I was fending off jerks from a young age. I still remember threatening to bean an orthopedic surgeon with a glass coffee pitcher if he didn't get his hands off me. Yea, he came up behind me when I was making coffee. I was 16. I also have a story about him chasing me around a table, like the cliche. That one I laugh at now, b/c it was soooo cliche. At the time, it was scary.
By the way, a nurse witnessed it all and went to my mother. My mother did absolutely nothing. I didn't find out until years later she had been warned by more than one person. I knew from an early age I was on my own.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (d2mYc)
Then we'd have to nominate Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize. *Shudders*
Posted by: Nobel Committee at January 17, 2018 04:52 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: saf at January 17, 2018 04:52 PM (cS/ge)
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They tried to commoditize sex in the 70s and 80s. I kept shaking my head with how they failed to deal with the primalness of sex.
Now they've seen that there is more to sex than making it everybody's steam valve, and it never was so safe. And now feminists want to make the way women react to sex the deciding factor itself.
Because feminism has long been about the law placing female considerations over males for decades now.
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: bestie21 at January
you must not have read how the divergence between culture, education, and nutrition has essentially crated some new species of nork which is physically smaller, and likely less mentally deveolped than their South Korean brethren.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (MTjB1)
313 286
More to the point, it's rumored that O'Donnell plays with pudding.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 04:21 PM (eXA4G)
You mean, like the Horde after a double flaming skull? Whoa!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:25 PM (mbhDw)
Sometimes I forget that I'm an OG Moron.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/297201.php
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (eXA4G)
Like Lena Dunham's 'rape', but even dumber.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (quxMC)
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