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King Pimp: Trump Banged a Porn Star

The same people who told me that using an intern as a humidor was just good manners (and then lying about it under oath) now want me to get upset about this.

Oh, and guess who's got an interview with the porn star's friend (also a porn star)? That's right, would-be queen of tabloid trash Megyn "MeAgain" Kelly.


BTW, this allegation is about a year-long sexual affair, not about any kind of coerced sex or anything.

I couldn't possibly care less, even if you paid me to. You might say, "Here is one thousand dollars cash American if you can care less," and I'd reply, "I'd love that money, but honesty, I can't care less."

And you'd offer two thousand, and I'd say, "I can't take your money under false pretenses -- I just can't take your money to do what cannot be done."

Then you might offer five thousand, and I would take it, and tell you I would try my human best to care less, because, look, if you're determined to throw five thousand dollars at me, you win, Buddy.

But I'd be taking your money in exchange for nothing, because seriously, Bill Clinton raped one woman and sexually assaulted a woman who came to him for help.


Posted by: Ace at 07:27 PM




Comments

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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 07:25 PM (WbIyz)

2 Well, what the hell are you supposed to do with a porn star you morons?

Posted by: The Stork at January 16, 2018 07:25 PM (EoRCO)

3 First?

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at January 16, 2018 07:25 PM (5HYYq)

4 st?

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 16, 2018 07:25 PM (J86xe)

5 For that money, I could care less.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 07:25 PM (WbIyz)

6 I thought this thing had been tossed out as fake

Posted by: it's me donna at January 16, 2018 07:26 PM (O2RFr)

7 Damn too good to be true 4th instead

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 16, 2018 07:26 PM (J86xe)

8 Now I have to look her up on the hub or the hamster.

Posted by: Greg61 at January 16, 2018 07:26 PM (W777x)

9 th

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 16, 2018 07:26 PM (gwPgz)

10 After a day of mind numbing work, and then an hour of talk radio telling me about Cory Booker...I have zero shits to give on this story. You can tell me DJT ran a nun off the road and set fire to a bus of orphans and I'd just say, "well good for him"

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 16, 2018 07:28 PM (J86xe)

11 I thought this story turned out to be BS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

12 Top ten. I'll take it. Been so long since I even got close to a new thread. Somewhat claim to porndom - I met Stormy Daniels at Sturgis. Well, met, as in I got an autographed photo of her afer standing around in line for a while, while the better half went to get us beers.

I said she's the better half

McGyver out

Posted by: McGyver at January 16, 2018 07:29 PM (5HYYq)

13 For some reason, I find it very very hard to give a sh!t, much less two, about this!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 16, 2018 07:29 PM (gwPgz)

14 Didn't we deal with this shit BEFORE the election?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO)

15 I'd like to play that game. You be the one with the money. I'll be the one struggling to care less, if the price is right.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2018 07:29 PM (pvjTE)

16 They didn't care when Clinton did it.

Why should I care when Trump ALLEGEDLY did it?

Morals? BWAH-HA-HA-HA....don't you progressive toadies speak to me of morals.

Live by the rules you made, leftists. Choke on 'em.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at January 16, 2018 07:30 PM (rJUlF)

17 PLAYAH playin the play.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 07:30 PM (p2wgG)

18 I would take 500 Quatloos to care less.


My final offer!

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:30 PM (+lOpA)

19 So we've determined you can be bought and now we are just haggling about price, Mr. O'Spades?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

20 You know who has two thumbs and could care less?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:31 PM (+lOpA)

21 Is this Stormy person like a woman? I mean, with a vagina and everything?

Ewwwww.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 07:31 PM (398bZ)

22 I won't believe this story unless Dick Durban (be fore he Dicks you) tells me he had overheard this while in the room.

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 16, 2018 07:31 PM (J86xe)

23 I didn't five a fuck where Clinton's dick went and dont care where Trump's goes either.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 07:32 PM (p2wgG)

24 Why didn't this come up before the election?
Sorry, but I don't believe it.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2018 07:32 PM (/01mw)

25 There once was a guy from Nantucket

Who's care was one less than fuck it....

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:32 PM (+lOpA)

26 It really is hard to muster up any enthusiasm to care about this, even if it were true.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 07:32 PM (a0IVu)

27 I am truly amazed with the President's fortitude and steel spine.

These idiots in the lame stream media have thrown everything they can invent at him and he does not flinch and is showing the way on how to fight back against these clowns.

Keep punching back Mr. President!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2018 07:33 PM (EoRCO)

28 So the Left spent the last 50+ years creating our crude culture and now they are shocked the someone crude like Trump gets elected and no one cares? Do I have the right?

Posted by: California Judge at January 16, 2018 07:34 PM (J70i0)

29 Get with me when Megan Kelly does a story on Uranium 1.

Posted by: golfman at January 16, 2018 07:34 PM (48QDY)

30 Except that the woman in question put out a statement saying she *hadn't* had an affair with Trump, they had worked on a (non-sexual, I guess I *do* have to specify that) project together and she found him to be professional and courteous to everyone involved. She also said that, given she had recently written a book, everyone would have been hearing it from *her* if it had been true.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 07:35 PM (rp9xB)

31 Trump should announce tomorrow that he plans to live the rest of his life as a gay man just to fuck with the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

32 Now I have to look her up on the hub or the hamster.
Posted by: Greg61 at January 16, 2018 07:26 PM (W777x)

Don't know if you're referring to Stormy Daniels or not, but look het up too if you haven't already.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 07:35 PM (yUwxA)

33 Is this a different affair from the one that was debunked earlier? There's no mention of it at the link.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

34 So?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 16, 2018 07:36 PM (bc2Lc)

35
Imagine Donald Trump and Dick Cheney having a night on the town in Tijuana.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 16, 2018 07:37 PM (t6XCL)

36 Hello?

Posted by: Newnametest at January 16, 2018 07:37 PM (LWyIT)

37 For $1K I'll come to your place and hang your shelves for you, Ace.

Freeing you up to care even less.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (/NKm3)

38 Better put some ice on that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (89T5c)

39 As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

40 Hello?

Posted by: Newnametest at January 16, 2018 07:37 PM (LWyIT)
==========================

Hello Hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

41 >>> So the Left spent the last 50+ years creating our crude culture and now they are shocked the someone crude like Trump gets elected and no one cares? Do I have the right? Posted by: California Judge at January 16, 2018 07:34 PM (J70i0)

One of the Pythons, I think Cleese, lamented once that the Britain he grew up with was no more. It's a bit rich to spend your life and career mocking and dismantling the culture you live in, and then be sad when that thing disappears. (And I say this as someone that of course loves Monty Python.)

For the left, it's civility and decency.

Posted by: LizLem at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (hvf9s)

42 I don't think there's anything there there.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

43 I have one word for the outraged prudes on the left :


Analingus

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:39 PM (/NKm3)

44 President with drug problem,
Affairs with sex symbols,
Mental capacity endangers national security....


....JFK.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

45 I am shocked and appalled that a President would engage in such base activity.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry, reporting live from The Man Cave at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (5wCUq)

46 Trump should disclose that he smoked weed and wrote shitty poetry. They seem to be okay with that.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (m9p/V)

47 Money for nothing and chicks for free.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (IqV8l)

48 So.... the Olympic committee threatens to sue a gymnast if she testifies at the sentencing hearing of a molester they protected and it's barely covered.

A porn star heard a story about a Trump and a friend and gets lots of free "exposure"......

There is a reason I moved to the middle of nowhere....

Posted by: 2nd Amemdment Mother at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (USAOW)

49 *waves to grammie*

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (yUwxA)

50 [As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book.
Posted by: freaked


Word. At least the prostitute is honest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (lLeln)

51 ... having a night on the town in Tijuana.


Posted by: a moslem with rabies at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (QCX64)

52
If Trump lied about it before a grand jury investigating his obstruction of justice while he was president I would care. Otherwise, no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (HYGJB)

53 See? You know Egg McMuffin wouldn't be having sex with girls!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

54 Heh, that's exactly how much I care about this allegation.

As the great feminist leaders told us during the Bill/Monica scandal: sex between two consenting adults is none of our business.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 07:41 PM (W+vEI)

55 Even if he dorked her in the shithole, don't care.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:41 PM (/NKm3)

56 I thought they liked Lenny Bruce?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

57 If true... good for him?

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 07:42 PM (aT+Bx)

58 Hey, don't forget me!! I am the Lying of the Senate....and killer.....drunk....serial womanizer

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 16, 2018 07:42 PM (oiNtH)

59 So...... what goes on betwixt consenting adults is now open to judgment?

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)

60
As the great feminist leaders told us during the Bill/Monica scandal: sex between two consenting adults is none of our business.
Posted by: Lizzy


Yeah, all the bestest European leaders had mistresses and they were our superiors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

61 There was a time MeAgain Kelly was on my 1000 year list. I gleefully chiseled her name off that list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 07:43 PM (aMlLZ)

62 Melania wanted to try a threesome.

Posted by: Under Fire What Has Cognitive Deficiencies at January 16, 2018 07:43 PM (r9UYA)

63 So you're a billionaire. All the money you can eat. Why wouldn't you be going after the chicks like Fredo at Mo Green's joint?

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (J86xe)

64
So...... what goes on betwixt consenting adults is now open to judgment?

Posted by: Weasel


The Party line has changed. Please paste this long article about the Bering Strait into your encyclopedia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (Xf87/)

65 >> Melania wanted to try a threesome.


Pro Tip : Wait until you land the plane.

Posted by: A Dead Kennedy at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (/NKm3)

66 I would expect nothing less from an super rich alpha male. This sort of pay to play is as old as mankind. Unless she was an intern under his employment or was raped, I suggest we move on to the next outrage.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (lE2nd)

67 This is obviously untrue. Tighty whities my ass. Trump goes commando!

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (xzV6l)

68 "Trump Banged a Porn Star"

Reaction of 80% of America:

"Damn, that Trump is a man's man! He gets all the babes. What cojones! What charisma! I'm so jealous."

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (42M22)

69 So you're telling me your price is $5,000?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 07:44 PM (azcrj)

70 There was a time MeAgain Kelly was on my 1000 year list. I gleefully chiseled her name off that list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

Smart move. Your dick would get frostbite.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 07:45 PM (5wCUq)

71 >> So you're telling me your price is $5,000?


Make sure it's on the Dresser when he arrives.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:45 PM (/NKm3)

72 Will this be enough to get Reggie Love to come forward?

Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2018 07:46 PM (df+Zi)

73 because seriously, Bill Clinton raped one woman and sexually assaulted a woman who came to him for help.

Posted by: Ace /i]

And then, wearing a John Travolta mask, he impregnated that 14-year-old black girl!

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 07:46 PM (42M22)

74 Unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 07:46 PM (42M22)

75 Smooth.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (42M22)

76
"Damn, that Trump is a man's man! He gets all the babes. What cojones! What charisma! I'm so jealous."

Posted by: zombie


Winning the minority vote, one porn star at a time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (mF7h0)

77 Will MeAgain look duly concerned and shocked during this interview? Will she put on her OMG face at these stunning revelations?

No matter. Very few will watch.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (oiNtH)

78 Money for nothing and chicks for free."

That little faggot's got his own jet airplane...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (7LY+6)

79 but clinton saved women's ability to kill their babies.

that totes compensates.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (RwBDG)

80 >>Smooth.


Nope. Anonymous reports are, he made her grow out her bush.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:47 PM (/NKm3)

81 zombie dips a toe in the Barrel.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)

82 PDJT throws Jim Acosta out of the Oval Office...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/out-
trump-expels-cnns-jim-acosta-oval-office-over-shiteholegate-questions

the man gives ZERO Fcuks

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (h5m8W)

83 As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (UdKB7)


At least with a prostitute you can be pretty sure you're going to get pleasantly screwed, with a politician, it is a fundamental certainty that you'll get screwed, and that you won't like it after it's over!

Or so a friend told me ...

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (gwPgz)

84 Except that the woman in question put out a statement saying she *hadn't* had an affair with Trump, they had worked on a (non-sexual, I guess I *do* have to specify that) project together and she found him to be professional and courteous to everyone involved. She also said that, given she had recently written a book, everyone would have been hearing it from *her* if it had been true.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 16, 2018 07:35 PM (rp9xB)

Just because this bears repeating.

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (bF/TV)

85 Courtesy of the tabloid, yellow-journalism, #FakeNews LSM -- the signal-to-noise ratio of actual reality and events has not only collapsed to virtually zero ... it's gone negative.

The noise is now diametrically opposed to the signal of reality.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (BiLU+)

86 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP IS KNOWN TO HAVE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS WITH GOSSIP COLUMNISTS, WHERE HE WOULD HAPPILY EXCHANGE DIRT ON OTHERS IN ORDER TO GET STORIES LIKE THIS ABOUT HIM PUBLISHED.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d4g3bf

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 16, 2018 07:49 PM (W+vEI)

87 Yup. Trump, the notorious poon hound, banged a porn star back in the day.

You. Don't. Say.

*shocked faces all over the place*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 07:50 PM (dEQP3)

88
Did you have to


Did you have to



Did you have to



Did you have to



Did you have to



Did you have to



Did you have to...



let it linger?






Posted by: The Soothberries at January 16, 2018 07:50 PM (grMf8)

89 I read that Acosta was kicked out of the oval office after the questioning was over and staff were asking the press to leave. Acosta started shouting questions at POTUS and Trump told him "Out".

What a tool. Of course he tweets that he was kicked out just for asking POTUS questions.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2018 07:50 PM (oiNtH)

90 I have already not cared at the office.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)

91 I'm next.

Posted by: Stormy Monday at January 16, 2018 07:50 PM (Tyii7)

92 Make sure it's on the Dresser when he arrives.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:45 PM (/NKm3)

Top shelf?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (azcrj)

93 lamented once that the Britain he grew up with was no more"

If you're determined to upset the apple cart, don't bitch about an apple shortage...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (7LY+6)

94 Heh, AP and Tepid Gas getting reamed in article comments

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (2p6WK)

95 Billionaire gets a lot of trim thrown at him.

That's not news. It's just a fact.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (+vbVE)

96 Meh.

She was over 18.

Posted by: Clenis at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (5ng19)

97 If we can hold together one more week I'll have the keys to WeaselAcres and won't care what happens!

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

98
Oh, and guess who's got an interview with the porn star's friend (also a porn star)?


So it's HEARSAY??

Posted by: The Soothberries at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (grMf8)

99 The difference between Clinton and Trump (well, one of them anyway) is that Trump has never pretended to be a saint, or a better person than the rest of us, while Clinton (and the press) thought he walked on water and was just so much more awesome than regular folk.

That's why Clinton having an affair is a big deal, character-wise, and Trump having an affair is not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2018 07:52 PM (l9m7l)

100 Did you have to...



let it linger? "

Just a whiff?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 07:52 PM (7LY+6)

101 As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

Value for money. Honest dealing.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 07:52 PM (RwBDG)

102 Posted by: The Soothberries

I'm in your head now.

Posted by: zombie Dolores O'Riordan at January 16, 2018 07:53 PM (5wCUq)

103 Stormy a comin'.

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 16, 2018 07:53 PM (/NKm3)

104 I thought they wanted to HURT him with black voters?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 07:53 PM (ks6bw)

105 If we can hold together one more week I'll have the keys to WeaselAcres and won't care what happens!
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

Congratulations!!

Where will this be?

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (yUwxA)

106 Stormy a comin'. "

Beats Eli...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (7LY+6)

107 Poor Dolores

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (azcrj)

108 Stalin also banged a lot of porn stars.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

109

One of the Pythons, I think Cleese, lamented once that the Britain he grew up with was no more. It's a bit rich to spend your life and career mocking and dismantling the culture you live in, and then be sad when that thing disappears. (And I say this as someone that of course loves Monty Python.)

For the left, it's civility and decency.
Posted by: LizLem at January 16, 2018 07:38 PM (hvf9s)







I remember that comment. Which is rich, coming from Cleese, since he spent most of the last 30 years living in the US. Specifically, in Montecito, which is under a shitload of mud right now.

Personal note: he shopped at the same Vons I did when I lived in the area. Used to see him every so often, even made small talk in the checkout line once or twice. Nice enough guy. Awful personal hygiene. Every time I saw him, his hair was greasy and covered in dandruff. To be fair, it WAS combed, just unwashed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (eXA4G)

110 'Heard it from a Pornstar
Heard it from a Pornstar
Who heard it from another
Trump's been messin' around'

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (/NKm3)

111 If it is true, I do feel sorry for Melania.

Although I have known many "happily married couples" where this was tolerated, if not accepted.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (4dz1m)

112
Pitchers and catchers report in a month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (gWLjG)

113 n-2 = Porn Stars

n-1 = Prostitutes

n = Politicians

n+1 = Actors

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)

114 If the Left didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

115 Pool on where MeAgain ranks in the FakeNews awards tomorrow?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 16, 2018 07:55 PM (2p6WK)

116 *pfffft* I have to let it linger. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 16, 2018 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

117 I'd take your $5000 just to see what Megan Kelly would be willing to do for it. Would she fetch me coffee? Park my car? Make me a sammich? You know that little minx has a price.

Just no fucking dancing.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (bJ0w+)

118 My Giveashitometer is busted.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (EV/nK)

119 Ace: "But I'd be taking your money in exchange for nothing, because seriously, Bill Clinton raped one woman and sexually assaulted a woman who came to him for help."

That we know of. There may be more. A lot more.

Yeah, the Left bastardized the rules a looong time ago. The non-Left have just decided to abide them to even the field. This has nothing to do with morality any more; it's pure political power to save that which can be saved.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (H8S+R)

120 Rachel Madcow is a Trump medical exam truther.

http://bit.ly/2mG8i1B

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

121 Pool on where MeAgain ranks in the FakeNews awards tomorrow?
Posted by: random lurker commenter

50,000 quatloos says she wins "Most Likely to End The Year Hosting a QVC Show".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (5wCUq)

122 Mike Judge is a visionary

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (iMxDC)

123 105 If we can hold together one more week I'll have the keys to WeaselAcres and won't care what happens!
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

Congratulations!!

Where will this be?
Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (yUwxA)
---------
Thanks CB. It's in central Virginia about 3 hours from home.

Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)

124 Tucker is opening up talking about American s******* cities

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (EV/nK)

125 >> Rachel Madcow is a Trump medical exam truther.


also, an Animatronic Cashew.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (/NKm3)

126 I thought Stormy Daniels just issued a categoric denial of having any affair with Trump?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (sD2WN)

127 MeAgain should worry more about the size of her ass.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (g4lFK)

128
Racial Madcow

Posted by: The Soothberries at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (grMf8)

129 https://is.gd/tr7SZE



So, yeah.


Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (5ng19)

130 also, an Animatronic Cashew.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM (/NKm3)



f'in lol

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (+lOpA)

131 You know who else had a porn start?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 07:58 PM (RwBDG)

132 I would care about Trump having an affair why?

Oh and the initial MFM story I clicked on about this told me that the Enquirer paid Stormy and then never aired the story and of course "because they were pro-Trump" they had to have been acting as agents for him. Maybe, but there were internet rumors that one of those papers had dirt about Hilary's lesbian affairs early in 2016. So the Enquirer might have obtained story about that for 100K or whatever amount and then Soros or even CGI direclty offered them serious scratch to kill the story.

I don't care if DJT had an affair while Melania was preggo and perhaps not feeling like having sex and I don't care if the Hildabeast was having a lesbian affair either. I voted against her commie ideas not her sex life and I voted for Trumps MAGA platform, no one thought Trump was a sexually moral paragon like robot Romney.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 07:59 PM (eASYU)

133 Ah had to let it linger. On mah finger. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 16, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

134 Pitchers and catchers report in a month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (gWLjG)
---
this year's Pr0n movie tryouts?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 07:59 PM (h5m8W)

135 Ah had to let it linger. On mah finger. Heh.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 16, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

Daayum! Almost lost a keyboard

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 16, 2018 08:00 PM (2p6WK)

136 Tucker is opening up talking about American s******* cities


Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 07:57 PM


Shitcities. High density shit.

Posted by: mr lahey at January 16, 2018 08:00 PM (qGuLD)

137 Oooooh we're back to Kitty Kelley and Nancy's nooners with Sinatra!

The press has no bottom when a Republican is in office.

Everything is a sniff and "higher standards" when a Dem's in office.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:00 PM (vDqXW)

138 I can no longer support the man. It pisses me off that he gets all the women and I have to carry on with my dear life of dull, bourgois monogamy.

I can take only so much inferiority.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (93LBK)

139 It's baked into the cake. The world has known for decades he has behaved as a two timing if not three timing fast talking NYC real estate developer. heck we've seen several of his girlfriend's naked.

Call me when you see him in Church. That'd be news.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (ZuGkg)

140 >>If it is true, I do feel sorry for Melania.

This affair supposedly took place right around the time Trump was marrying Melania. He would have to be crazier than a shithouse rat to be having an affair with a porn star while he was in the process of marrying a super model.

After hearing Trump's doctor today I'm pretty convinced he's not insane.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

141 Much would be explained if it turned out that DJT had a torrid year long affair with ... Megyn Kelly!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (WbIyz)

142 I can take only so much inferiority.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (93LBK)

You get used to it, trust me on that.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (yUwxA)

143 I can no longer support the man. It pisses me off that he gets all the women and I have to carry on with my dear life of dull, bourgois monogamy.

I can take only so much inferiority.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (93LBK)



Now this is funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (dEQP3)

144 Pitchers and catchers report in a month.

Oh, boy! This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

145 132
I don't care if DJT had an affair while Melania was preggo and perhaps not feeling like having sex and I don't care if the Hildabeast was having a lesbian affair either. I voted against her commie ideas not her sex life and I voted for Trumps MAGA platform, no one thought Trump was a sexually moral paragon like robot Romney.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 07:59 PM (eASYU)


Bingo. Well stated.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

146 Shitcities. High density shit.
Posted by: mr lahey at January 16, 2018 08:00 PM (qGuLD)

--That game is the key to Shitty City and Julian is the muscular mayor

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (EV/nK)

147 Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy Daniels
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps raining all of the time

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

148 112


Pitchers and catchers report in a month.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 07:54 PM (gWLjG)


There is a party? Where is my invitation?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (UsCnO)

149 All I do is

Win

Win

Win

Win - Donald Trump

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:03 PM (M+Lyo)

150 TuCa lurks here.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:03 PM (g4lFK)

151 Much would be explained if it turned out that DJT had a torrid year long affair with ... Megyn Kelly!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (WbIyz)

Or he turned her down.

ZING!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 08:03 PM (RwBDG)

152
T Minus: 15 days until we get a payraise!

15 days until the Democrat party is d-e-a-d.

Posted by: The Soothberries at January 16, 2018 08:03 PM (grMf8)

153 The word was "dreary" not "dear" autodumbfuck.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 16, 2018 08:03 PM (93LBK)

154 You get used to it, trust me on that.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (yUwxA)
---
it's one of the perks of being married...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 08:04 PM (h5m8W)

155 He would have to be crazier than a shithouse rat to be having an affair with a porn star while he was in the process of marrying a super model.

Wait just a minute, here. Let's not be too hasty.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 08:04 PM (h2Bdk)

156
He grabbed her by the pussy!

Posted by: Winning! at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (/zwDg)

157 How's my superiority taste?

Posted by: autodumbfuck at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (5ng19)

158 Apatow is friggin' nuts. Thinks Trump's covering up on the Hawaii missile scare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (vDqXW)

159 TuCa lurks here.
Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at

--Or certainly someone on his production team does

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (EV/nK)

160 In fairness to MeAgain, booking a porn star is quite the step up from politicians and fellow newsreaders.

Posted by: Sjg at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (gDSJf)

161 Really...I'm supposed to get upset about this?

This is a nothingburger.

Isn't MeAgain on the network where Lauer was sexually assualting women for years, with knowledge of his bosses. Where the Roast got so bad, Joe Scarborough walked out?

And where the current co-hosts still care about Matt more than the girls, apparantly?

Yet Trump has a consenual relationship with a porn star & I'm supposed to get upset?

This looks stupid. And insulting. And insultingly stupid.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (eXZrW)

162 didn't Bronco Bama have an affair with Reggie Love ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (M+Lyo)

163 158 Apatow is friggin' nuts. Thinks Trump's covering up on the Hawaii missile scare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (vDqXW)


Did you see Jim Carey's brain seizure on the subject? Damn, these people are dumb.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (h2Bdk)

164 The press has no bottom when a Republican is in office.

We're all bottoms here.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (gGlcw)

165 Wrote twice now why I don't believe it, They keep telling us President Trump has a germ phobia, he isn't going to do a porn star who is doing everyone under the sun in front of a camera

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (aC6Sd)

166 >> Bronco Bama have an affair with Reggie Love ?


Pretty sure he was fucking Kal Penn, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (/NKm3)

167 Trying to peel off Trump's evangelical support, I see.

It's not going to happen.

Something's changed. The old tricks aren't working now, and may very well never work again.

It would appear that eight years of Obama have very well infuriated enough people that Trump could literally gun down a reporter in the street and nothing would happen (aside from applause).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

168 They will not stop attacking President Trump. They are using just as much energy to attack him as they used to kiss ubam and clintoon's asses.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (zLDYs)

169 I don't care that Grammy H licks the kitty, I care that her tongue scratcher is a Muslim Brotherhood operative.

Huma is probably one of the most selfless assets I have ever looked at, she endured being married to Ant'Knee Wienah and being Grammy H's concubine/aide/enabler....

that is dedication to the cause

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (SzZnW)

170 I'm so old, I remember when 4-5 years ago was "in the past"--so 13 years would definitely be in that range.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

171 TuCa is laying out Hatefacts.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (EV/nK)

172 157 How's my superiority taste?
Posted by: autodumbfuck at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (5ng19)

Huh. Pretty good as it turns out. Like asparagus with a hollandaise sauce and a hint of bacon.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (93LBK)

173 freaked: "As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book."

The only demographic with lower rankings than Federal-level politicians is the MFM and all of its iterations.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (H8S+R)

174 82 PDJT throws Jim Acosta out of the Oval Office...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/out-
trump-expels-cnns-jim-acosta-oval-office-over-shiteholegate-questions

the man gives ZERO Fcuks
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (h5m8W)

His pimp hand is strong.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

175 Alt. Tucker : Someone IS doing the Raping in Arizona. And it's illegal aliens.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (/NKm3)

176 Pretty sure he was fucking Kal Penn, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (/NKm3)


Bronco and Kumar go to whitepage ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (M+Lyo)

177 Was he banging the porn star while married to Melania? Because that right there shows he's teh cray-cray.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

178 You get used to it, trust me on that.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:02 PM (yUwxA)

Nice to see you, CB!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (sD2WN)

179 Pretty sure he was fucking Kal Penn, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (/NKm3)

--He was Barky's Rear Admiral

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (EV/nK)

180 Apatow is friggin' nuts. Thinks Trump's covering up on the Hawaii missile scare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:05 PM (vDqXW)


I missed you guys responding on this too! The Hawaii alert. Don't you have to go thru 9 levels to trigger that alert? So we either have 9 incompetent people, or it was something else. Anyone want to bottomline the Horde's take on it for me? I know it's asking a lot. Been outta commission.

I do think Apatow has a severe case of derangement syndrome.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (eXZrW)

181 freaked: "As far as prostitutes go they rank higher than politicians in my book."

The only demographic with lower rankings than Federal-level politicians is the MFM and all of its iterations.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 08:08 PM (H8S+R)


At least they earn their money

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)

182 Whoa! Jeff Sessions is positively awake and on Tucker's Show.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (/NKm3)

183 Sessions on Tucker show NOW.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

184 Holy shit a Sleep Sessions sighting

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (EV/nK)

185 PDJT throws Jim Acosta out of the Oval Office...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/out-
trump-expels-cnns-jim-acosta-oval-office-over-shiteholegate-questions

the man gives ZERO Fcuks
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (h5m8W)




I hope he did it like Ralph Kramden. Alright! That does it! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

186 Evangelicals have realized that waiting for a messiah of politics is a mugs game.

They now are backing someone who will back them up and win a few for the country. Don't care about him being a sinner.

Just that he fights for their side.

Should have been doing this all along. Seeing as how churches are their for the sinners, not the saints. Saints don't need a church.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (RwBDG)

187
NBA player JO JO WHITE is mort.

Remember this guy? I don't. But I remember the name growing up here. He played for the Boston Celtics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (grMf8)

188 that is dedication to the cause
Posted by: sven10077

I bet when they were drawing straws, all of the girls that got "suicide vest" heaved a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (5wCUq)

189 NEWS ALERT!!! Sessions is, indeed, alive!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (dUJdY)

190 170 Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

I'm old enough I remember when Tommy Vietor said unironically, "dude that was like two years ago" about the murder of an Ambassador.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (SzZnW)

191 PDJT throws Jim Acosta out of the Oval Office...



Covfefe the Barbarian...of Righteousness

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (eXZrW)

192 MeAgain should do her homework, she is interviewing a literal 300 dollar whore.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (g4lFK)

193 Linger
102 Posted by: The Soothberries

I'm in your head now.
Posted by: zombie Dolores O'Riordan


Every since she died, 100% of the news reports have said that the Cranberries two hits, and the only songs they'e remembered for, are "Linger" and "Zombie." But their best song, by far is neither of those, but instead "Dreams." Not sure why "Dreams" has been suddenly forgotten by the stupid media and the stupid young sheeple mourning for someone they never heard of before yesterday. That's the song that will be remembered 100 years from now.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (42M22)

194 PDJT throws Jim Acosta out of the Oval Office...



https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/out-

trump-expels-cnns-jim-acosta-oval-office-over-shiteholegate-questions



the man gives ZERO Fcuks

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 07:48 PM (h5m8W)



PDT: "Hey, Barry. You know those 10 lb. weights your wrists shake when you lift? Try this pimp slap on for size."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

195 >>MeAgain should do her homework, she is interviewing a literal 300 dollar whore.


13 years ago, I'd bet Stormy Daniels was getting 5-10k a day for a shoot.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (/NKm3)

196 I remember dunce hats.

Jim.Acosta has earned a dunce hat. In the corner. On a stool.

Time out.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (+vbVE)

197 Huh? What? Tucker, what time is it?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

198 I missed you guys responding on this too! The Hawaii alert. Don't you have to go thru 9 levels to trigger that alert?

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (eXZrW)
---
That place is likely a Kruger Smoothing deal. Did you see the photo of the manager sitting at his desk, with a sticky note taped to his monitor reading "Password:" followed by several characters?

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

199
Unitlaic

That's what I take for indigestion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (IqV8l)

200 Will Megan be dressed like a call girl?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (eAMlh)

201 169 I don't care that Grammy H licks the kitty, I care that her tongue scratcher is a Muslim Brotherhood operative.

Huma is probably one of the most selfless assets I have ever looked at, she endured being married to Ant'Knee Wienah and being Grammy H's concubine/aide/enabler....

that is dedication to the cause

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:07 PM (SzZnW)

That Crazy Days and Nights blog that likes outing the Hollywood abusers claims Huma has been spending time with El Chapo's main squeeze.

Gotta say after looking at pictures, it's definitely a step up for Huma if true. It sure beats playing smooth the wrinkles with Granny Hilldawg.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (4ErVI)

202 188 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (5wCUq)

Hummer looks longingly at the "lucky" girls....

"damn I could be wearing that vest"

hydrogen peroxides her tongue.....

"Time to get to work"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (SzZnW)

203 let's see:
moneyshot all over some fat ass blue dress.
have the same skank toss my salad.
stick a cheap, fucking cigar in her cooter.

fucking trump! impeach now!
i thought that perverted shit was just sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

204 Lessee. Frank talk (though probably not as alleged) basically saying US immigration policies should favor the best and brightest.


OMG, a body blow, for sure, to the deplorable base, and many independents. They HATE that kind of talk.


Then, banging a porn star.


That's it - this will doom Trump. Early night, the whole thing. Millions of Americans, especially men, just hate that stuff.


Heh.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (QDnY+)

205 Every since she died, 100% of the news reports have said that the Cranberries two hits, and the only songs they'e remembered for, are "Linger" and "Zombie." But their best song, by far is neither of those, but instead "Dreams." Not sure why "Dreams" has been suddenly forgotten by the stupid media and the stupid young sheeple mourning for someone they never heard of before yesterday. That's the song that will be remembered 100 years from now.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (42M22)

Yep

The acoustic version of Linger is so great

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (M+Lyo)

206 I thought it was just sex, everybody does it, everybody lies about it, unless you're the spouse it's not your business. If that standard was good enough for Bill and Hillary, it's good enough for me.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (D6Uhz)

207 Not sure why "Dreams" has been suddenly forgotten by the stupid media and the stupid young sheeple mourning for someone they never heard of before yesterday. That's the song that will be remembered 100 years from now.

Indeed. MY favorite.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (dUJdY)

208 I'm an Eeeevil Conservative Christian, and even if it is true (which I doubt), I just don't care. He's not my moral leader.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (JPRju)

209 It would be priceless if PDT lifted Jim Acosta by the belt and tossed him out on his ass.

"Get outta here, ya douchebag!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

210 you couldn't pay me either.

she burned the bridge long before the debate.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (eXISS)

211 Did you see Jim Carey's brain seizure on the subject? Damn, these people are dumb.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (h2Bdk)

Remember that Jim Carrey's defining role in the early 90's was a character who talked out of his ass.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (a1WR4)

212 Isn't Trump a notorious germ-a-phobe?

Just sayin, most guys who had options like he did wouldn't go near banging an actual porn star, even with a rubber. Like playing Russian Roulette with an STD.

Posted by: Apache at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (uc45P)

213 Zombie is a terrible earworm.


Dreams is the better song.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (/NKm3)

214 201 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (4ErVI)

In the right angle with enough intoxicants Hummer can be sorta cute in a battle ax hatchet way....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (SzZnW)

215 195 >>MeAgain should do her homework, she is interviewing a literal 300 dollar whore.


13 years ago, I'd bet Stormy Daniels was getting 5-10k a day for a shoot.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (/NKm3)

Truth. A perfect and pretty pussy on that one. Dolphin smooth. Can you blame Trump?

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (g4lFK)

Posted by: canadian cognitive testing at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (QCX64)

217 Here's a thought: his opponents see and accept that the collusion and cognitive decline tracks are leading nowhere so they've now taken to hounding him with anything they can find, however incredulous or incapable of proof, so as to drive him to resign to end the annoyance.

I don't think it will work. If anything, he is a fighter and the more they attack him the more he will fight and attack back. He doesn't strike me as the quitting sort.

Posted by: steve walsh at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (Y4Kqh)

218 It would appear that eight years of Obama have very well infuriated enough people that Trump could literally gun down a reporter in the street and nothing would happen (aside from applause.

-----

I voted for Donald Trump to be President of the United States, not as my pastor, priest, or rabbi.

Or as my Father said, when it gets ugly, call for the Bastards that Get Things Done.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (4dz1m)

219 Will Megan be dressed like a call girl?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (eAMlh)


She'll probably wear one of her tight, leather "DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE!" outfits like she used to wear at Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

220 Banging a pr0n star is beneath the dignity of an American president. One should stick to banging conventional film stars.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at January 16, 2018 08:14 PM (KfgLN)

221 #216 If you can't see anything, you're a hoser!

Posted by: canadian cognitive testing at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (QCX64)

222 Dreams is the better song.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:13 PM (/NKm3)
---
Molly Hatchet did a good job.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

223 Will Megan be dressed like a call girl?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 08:12 PM (eAMlh)

How's that different?
She better watch out. Those working girls may not be well educated but they aren't stupid.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (RwBDG)

224 13 years ago, I'd bet Stormy Daniels was getting 5-10k a day for a shoot.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (/NKm3)

And that's not counting what her boobies earned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (sD2WN)

225 Sessions on with Tucker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (gC2IV)

226 Who died?

Dolores O'Riordan?

Yes, "Dreams" was their best

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (EV/nK)

227 >>Truth. A perfect and pretty pussy on that one. Dolphin smooth.


Ha! Baby Dolphin would have cost me some Diet Coke and a Keyboard.

And, for future refs. - those River Dolphins are pink.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (/NKm3)

228 Batter up!

Posted by: don lemon at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (QCX64)

229 227 Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (/NKm3)


"eee eee eee!?!?!"

//Flipper Wondering What the Joke Is

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:16 PM (SzZnW)

230 I can't wait for further in-depth discussion of Trump's health on MSLSD and CNN tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

231 Nice to see you, CB!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (sD2WN)

*waves to AOP*

Thanks!

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (yUwxA)

232 Should any of us tell President Trump that we're actually a cheap date and don't really need a fancy dinner and wine but we just want to watch him slap around a reporter or two?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (4ErVI)

233 Did you see where Megyn is the only Today Show person NOT going to the Olympics?
I guess someone has to stay behind and stalk Trump like a gilted lover, while claiming you no longer cover him or politics.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (f8ilN)

234
remember when TOM PETTY died and then was ALIVE AGAIN and then DIED again and then was ALIVE and then DIED?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (grMf8)

235 >> Batter up!
Posted by: don lemon at January 16, 2018 08:15 PM (QCX64)



Careful.


Pancakes are an aphrodesiac for EWOKs.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (/NKm3)

236 Having an affair is relatively fine in the modern age- hell, Stormy should have a trove of Trump presents, not just a cheque, if they had a long thing going on.

Raping women, exploiting your female underlings, spinning a media machine to denounce them as whores? Not. Okay. I would actually count it as a point against Trump if he was close to the Clenis in terms of sheer criminality.

But who gives a damn? At this point, I would not be surprised if Trump's personal life is basically chock full of minefields for reporters to trip on. When the disconnect between what he is in public vs the lugenpresse is this bad? He might win re-election unopposed. Oh, and he should have had Acosta beaten. You wanna show your ass to the President this much, maybe it deserves to get kicked.

Posted by: trev006 at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (jRA31)

237 >>94 Heh, AP and Tepid Gas getting reamed in article comments

They still have an internet presence? AP turning tricks again?

Posted by: Under Fire What Has Cognitive Deficiencies at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (r9UYA)

238 NBA player JO JO WHITE is mort.

Remember this guy? I don't. But I remember the name growing up here. He played for the Boston Celtics.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 16, 2018 08:10 PM (grMf

Yes. Hall of Famer, Kansas Jayhawk. Great scoring point guard.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (wf3RQ)

239 No pictures of said porn star? What kind of shit hole are we running here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Dp6qK)

240 It's baked into the cake. The world has known for decades he has behaved as a two timing if not three timing fast talking NYC real estate developer. heck we've seen several of his girlfriend's naked.

Call me when you see him in Church. That'd be news.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (ZuGkg)


Yep. Marla Maples was not the first side action he got. And I do not doubt some of the stories about his inappropriate behavior with women. No one paying attention could.

But I don't believe all the stories and accusations. And Porn Stars do not actually have sterling character references as a rule.

Do I like those sides of him...no, of course not. But to think bringing them up now is gonna change anyone's mind is ridiculous. Just shows another double standard of the media obsession.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (eXZrW)

241 remember when TOM PETTY died and then was ALIVE AGAIN and then DIED again and then was ALIVE and then DIED?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (grMf
---
That was last year--and more than 10 miles from my house....so, no.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)

242 233 Posted by: Ktgreat at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (f8ilN)

I SOOOO did not want to go to Korea.....

//Me-Again

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (SzZnW)

243 >>remember when TOM PETTY died and then was ALIVE AGAIN and then DIED again and then was ALIVE and then DIED?



It was like Easter. Without all the empty calories.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (/NKm3)

244
Kansas Jayhawk??


What happened to that team??

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (grMf8)

245 "Dreams"

Posted by: zombie

Yep

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere

Indeed. MY favorite.

Posted by: Jewells45

Dreams is the better song.

Posted by: garrett

Yes, "Dreams" was their best

Posted by: logprof


Amazing what good taste we all have!

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (42M22)

246 Oh no, not the Catalina dingbat again

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (EV/nK)

247 Sometimes I think Trump enjoys this shit.

You would think these assholes would get tired of looking stupid, but they don't even realize it. They think they are getting somewhere with their spastic Bullshit.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (M+Lyo)

248 Did you see where Megyn is the only Today Show person NOT going to the Olympics?

Am, too. They told me I'd be covering both the snipe hunt and the submarine races.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

249 Was it a Russian porn star?

Because if it wasn't a Russian porn star I couldn't care less for $10,000.

Maybe $25,000.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (hv6Rz)

250 - Sesrch Alana Evans Escort
- first page is filled with ads, sites, and reviews
- lulz

MeAgain is a fucking lazy trash hole.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (g4lFK)

251 >>No pictures of said porn star? What kind of shit hole are we running here?


Ace is still 'looking' for one.


Preferably one that accentuates her tan lines.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:20 PM (/NKm3)

252 237 Posted by: Under Fire What Has Cognitive Deficiencies at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (r9UYA)

JoshPundit misunderstood and forgot he is now sharing the "retard who undermines his own party overtly" role with about 50 new people....

"Tepid Err-Hey Rocky Watch Me Nuke this site from orbit...just to be sure!"

//Salem Communications

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:20 PM (SzZnW)

253 I am beginning to think that "reporters" now just sit around in dark rooms smoking stogies, drinking vodka, and making shit up.

They sure do miss every important story, and only report on tabloid trash.

So, I guess SOME reporters are out there looking for something, but it's still just trash.

Tell me, have you seen any stories about what EO's Trump has signed?

How about any detailing the DACA situation, from a legal standpoint (NOT the crying, moaning and complaining).

How about any about any damned thing Congress might have been up to?

But we now know for a fact things that are demonstrably false, or none of our business, or are just salacious for clickbait.

The mainstream media are not main, at all, but more like sewermainstream media.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

254 Oh no, not the Catalina dingbat again

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (EV/nK)


I know. Jeebus, she's tedious. And she may have an Adams apple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

255 remember when TOM PETTY died and then was ALIVE AGAIN and then DIED again and then was ALIVE and then DIED?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 16, 2018 08:17 PM (grMf

Yes NO yes No yes NO yes!

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at January 16, 2018 08:21 PM (sD2WN)

256 pictures of said porn star? What kind of shit hole are we running here?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Dp6qK)

Escort. Pony up for an hour.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:21 PM (g4lFK)

257 239 No pictures of said porn star? What kind of shit hole are we running here?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Dp6qK)



yeah......wtf?

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 08:21 PM (+lOpA)

258 Well, I guess I'll watch Beverly Hills Housewives as a palate cleanser (from TuCa's guest).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

259 This looks stupid. And insulting. And insultingly stupid.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:06 PM (eXZrW)

You weren't supposed to notice that.

THIS IS CNN

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (bF/TV)

260 NBC

Meegan, you can't go to the Olympics, stay here and interview high dollar hookers. You need to learn how to make your money.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (M+Lyo)

261 Kansas Jayhawk??


What happened to that team??
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 16, 2018 08:19 PM (grMf

Took it for granted Boston Celtic lineage would be known.

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (wf3RQ)

262 They will not stop attacking President Trump. They are using just as
much energy to attack him as they used to kiss ubam and clintoon's
asses.

--

It's literally so over the top insanity, such rapid fire hit piece after hit piece, you'd have to wonder how most people couldn't see them for the completely rapid dogs they are. We all know what they're capable of. But even given that, this is so psychotic. They are out of their friggin minds.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (mQ0Mc)

263 >>No pictures of said porn star? What kind of shit hole are we running here?

Ace is still 'looking' for one.

Preferably one that accentuates her tan lines.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:20 PM (/NKm3)


What is the sound of one hand blogging?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (Dp6qK)

264 You weren't supposed to notice that.

THIS IS CNN

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (bF/TV)


It's a damned banana, you ludicrous twatwaffles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (7UW64)

265 What would the left do if Trump wanted to be referred as Female just so he could be the First Female President.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (dKiJG)

266 I guess shithole outrage is not polling well. Up next in the queue, whatever the hell this is. The left needs to make up their minds if they are pervs or prudes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (LV3VM)

267 Damn that's the most I've heard empowered since I read the Dilbert principle

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (EV/nK)

268 So Trump is a billionaire TV star best selling author who got elected President of the US first time he ran for anything.

And he was banging porn stars.

Shit why isn't he Batman?

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2018 08:24 PM (jHrzU)

269 Bill Clinton raped more than one woman.

After much research, Christopher Hitchens concluded that Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick -- and at least two other women.

A chapter in Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

He concludes the chapter this way:

"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."

After enabling her husband for decades and attacking the women he abused, Hillary is just as guilty as he is.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 16, 2018 08:24 PM (5b+Sr)

270 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Dp6qK)


Okay. Here (it's Slate):

http://tinyurl.com/ydfrl33l

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 08:24 PM (RwBDG)

271 'I would not be surprised if Trump's personal life is basically chock full of minefields for reporters to trip on. '

It's a given.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

272 All this talk about sex and no mention of Karl Rove.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

273 268 Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2018 08:24 PM (jHrzU)

"Owned a football team"

also he likes "gold" you have to figure he is Earth 666's Booster Gold

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 08:25 PM (SzZnW)

274 198 I missed you guys responding on this too! The Hawaii alert. Don't you have to go thru 9 levels to trigger that alert?

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (eXZrW)
---
That place is likely a Kruger Smoothing deal. Did you see the photo of the manager sitting at his desk, with a sticky note taped to his monitor reading "Password:" followed by several characters?
Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)


lol
No, I didn't. I was outta commission everywhere. So basically, the 9 levels of security was really a Mickey Mouse operation. With George C. at the controls.

Ty for bringing me up to speed. :-)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:25 PM (eXZrW)

275 They're going for Death By A Thousand Cuts here.

And I don't think the DC Folks give a damn what you or I think. This report, the ones before it, and the ones yet to come are all about pursuading that 1/3 to 1/2 of Republicans needed to go along with Impeachment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:25 PM (0XvG0)

276 >>272 All this talk about sex and no mention of Karl Rove.

YOU back off. He's mine! All mine.

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (r9UYA)

277 MeAgain reduced to interviewing literal overt hookers for her scoops.

Tired of winning yet?

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (g4lFK)

278 What would the left do if Trump wanted to be referred as Female just so he could be the First Female President.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (dKiJG)
---
LOL. I think they'd spontaneously, as one, pee--if they were smart enough to sense what trap it put them in to insist that Trump "wasn't really a female".

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (vDqXW)

279 Shit why isn't he Batman?
Posted by: blaster

If he is, would we ever know?
Who is that masked crusader?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (5wCUq)

280 What would the left do if Trump wanted to be referred as Female just so he could be the First Female President.
====
That is brilliant.

You are, with one post, a thousand times more useful than Karl Rove.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (ZuGkg)

281 Who is the Catalina dingbat?

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (yUwxA)

282 Now we know why Megyn isn't going to Korea. She is going to stay home and try to fry a different fish.

Posted by: goon at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (EaQ6/)

283 These people have no shame. I'm sick of all of them trying to ruin Trump and his presidency.

My mother is dying and all this human debris can go fuck themselves.

I'm suffering no fools in my life right now.

Posted by: mpfs at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (79p/O)

284 Shit why isn't he Batman?

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2018 08:24 PM (jHrzU)

Too busy inventing anti-gravity, the warp drive, and the cure for jock itch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (sD2WN)

285 Worst thing Trump did with Stormy Daniels was to tell her to put some ice on it.

Whoops. Sorry , wrong President.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

286 Will Megan be dressed like a call girl?

--

Remember the classy get up she wore when interviewing Putin?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

287 Impeachment

For ummm, what exactly?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (LV3VM)

288 Shit why isn't he Batman?
Posted by: blaster


Ahem.

https://youtu.be/gAgRms7xixQ

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (lLeln)

289 >>277 MeAgain reduced to interviewing literal overt hookers for her scoops.

Tired of winning yet?

A light win. Let me know when she's in rehab for day drinking.

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 16, 2018 08:28 PM (r9UYA)

290 Did Clinton (the real one) bang a porn star? No. Suck it, reporters!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 08:28 PM (cW490)

291 Who is the Catalina dingbat?
Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (yUwxA)

--I forgot her name but she's a regular guest on Tucker show. Liberal.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:28 PM (EV/nK)

292 ack

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 08:29 PM (r9UYA)

293 Impeachment
For ummm, what exactly?


Surely you jest? The man said shithole!!!

Posted by: EggaMcMuffin at January 16, 2018 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

294 double standards are a thing

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 08:30 PM (0OmEj)

295 140 >>He would have to be crazier than a shithouse rat to be having an affair with a porn star while he was in the process of marrying a super model.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

Ain't that the truth...

Posted by: Tiger Woods at January 16, 2018 08:30 PM (q6jjE)

296 He's my lover and I have to kill him!

Posted by: Crazy green chick at January 16, 2018 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

297 Gowdy's hair is weird

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:30 PM (EV/nK)

298 266 I guess shithole outrage is not polling well. Up next in the queue, whatever the hell this is. The left needs to make up their minds if they are pervs or prudes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:23 PM (LV3VM)

And what is with using porn stars as some sort of tool of character assassination. These are women making a honest living doing what everyone does, albeit a bit more often, perhaps. And I seem to recall that we are to celebrate consensual behavior among women. Big-breasted, luscious, glistening women.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (Dp6qK)

299 Explain context:
Trump to porn star with glass of vodka
better put some ice on that
Clinton to Broaddrick with busted lip after rape
better put some ice on that

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (BtQd4)

300 He would have to be crazier than a shithouse rat to be having an affair with a porn star while he was in the process of marrying a super model.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

Ain't that the truth...
Posted by: Tiger Woods at January 16, 2018 08:30 PM (q6jjE)

Fist bump.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (LV3VM)

301 Stormy Daniels


sounds Russian

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (LnOh3)

302 Call me crazy, but I don't believe Alana Evans. Doesn't seen credible.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (g4lFK)

303 if they were smart enough to sense what trap it put them in to insist that Trump "wasn't really a female".

Or to look like fools for going along with it. Two wins? Still not tired of it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 08:31 PM (cW490)

304 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

note... when he kicked Acosta out... it was for being rude... not the questions...

Trump was not even angry....

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

305 I just did some quick research on Ms Daniels. Not that impressed . 6 on looks. 9 on enthusiasm.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

306
Marla Maples was not the first side action he got.

The trouble with Ms. Maples
And she's quite convinced she's right
She says the Trump is just too lofty
And he grabs up all the light
But the Trump can't help his feelings
If he likes the way he's made
And he wonders why Ms. Maples
Can't be happy in her shade?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

307 Well, if there's a category of persons I find inherently trustworthy, it's people who suck cock for money.

Posted by: Uh huh at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (H5knJ)

308 Gowdy makes the error of saying reticent when he means reluctant

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (EV/nK)

309 Trey Gowdy looks like a twink! WTF?

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (g4lFK)

310 For ummm, what exactly?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (LV3VM)


For, ummm ... well, ACTUALLY, whatever the fuck they damn well decide is enough to vote on.

They don't need a "reason". If they decide to Impeach ... they Impeach. There ain't a fucking Referee that's going to trot out and declare "After further review, the President's behavior was inbounds. The Impeachment is overturned."

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (0XvG0)

311 290 Did Clinton (the real one) bang a porn star? No. Suck it, reporters!
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 08:28 PM (cW490)

No... but he did nail a Miss America...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (NgKpN)

312 Call me crazy, but I don't believe Alana Evans. Doesn't seen credible.=======
============
Honestly we're all thinking about jumping out the window.

Posted by: NBC legal department at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (ZuGkg)

313 Well, if there's a category of persons I find inherently trustworthy, it's people who suck cock for money.
Posted by: Uh huh

What ever happened to love of the game?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (5wCUq)

314
Who is the Catalina dingbat?
Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM

--I forgot her name but she's a regular guest on Tucker show. Liberal.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:28 PM


Cathy Areu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

315 After much research, Christopher Hitchens concluded that Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick -- and at least two other women.



Ya know, I believe it now too. At the time, it seemed inconceivable that a President could have raped people And gotten away with it. And the press did a great job of discrediting them, and the whole machine went into overdrive. I had always believed he had affairs, and that HRC covered for him. I believed that way before he was even elected. But rape?

Of course, now, after what we all know, I do believe it. And with the absolute huge amount of Dem men outed for horrific sexual acts, that were covered for by other Dem men and women, my viewpoint is different. I can't imagine how awful it was for those women not to be believed. I'm glad they are now.

And, of course, Bill's continued friendship with Pedo Island guy does not escape me.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (eXZrW)

316 porn stars, hookers, mudsharks, and groupies.

question?
name something with more credibility than meagain kelly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (KP5rU)

317
They don't need a "reason". If they decide to Impeach ... they Impeach. There ain't a fucking Referee that's going to trot out and declare "After further review, the President's behavior was inbounds. The Impeachment is overturned."
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (0XvG0)

The standard is High Crimes and Misdemeanors...

You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

318 9am: Sex workers are to be celebrated and cherished for being all grrrrrrl power and what not. Women should be allowed to fuck whomever they want.

9:01: What's that? Trump fucked a porn star? This is the worst thing since LITERALLY Hitler!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (1JAxC)

319 Press whores: "Are you sure PDT is mentally fit???"

Doc: "Well, except for that one time he banged a porn star before marrying Melania. There was that."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

320 297
Gowdy's hair is weird

Bugs the crap out of me. Every time I see him he's got new hair. Who the hell does that? That's right up there with bow ties in my book.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)

321 'Well, if there's a category of persons I find inherently trustworthy, it's people who suck cock for money.'

Come here and let me give you a hug honey.

Posted by: Crazy green chick at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

322 I had to look up the Cranberries Dreams and oh yeah I clearly remember that song. That was their super big hit, wasn't it? I remember hearing it a lot back then.

Watching a live show they did in 2007 on youtube and she's killing it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (4ErVI)

323 You're forgetting, - none of this would be an issue if the porn star was sporting a cock. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (bJ0w+)

324 You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...
Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

___

Who is going to un-impeach if Dems decide to impeach? Impeachment is like art. If you think it's art, it's art. If you want to impeach, impeach. Nothing to stop it if there are enough votes in the house.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (1JAxC)

325 >>309 Trey Gowdy looks like a twink! WTF?

Lindsey's closet husband?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (r9UYA)

326
Well, if there's a category of persons I find inherently trustworthy, it's people who suck cock for money.


Seriously. Who does that?

Posted by: Mincing Barry at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

327
We discussed this the other ONT and early morning. Stormy Daniels denied quite unequivocally. I posted her statement, I think it was Friday. Her "friend" is a former friend.

The friend is pretty low rent, at one time going by the stage name of "Jenna Talia". That's too low brow for even Beavis and Butthead. She's nothing but a $2 whore, and that would be generous.

You'd have to pay me to bang her, and pay me a good bit. The ficus would be far preferable. And considering my low standards, that is quite a statement.

The WSJ first published this crap. It's nothing more than Pee-pee Party Dossier level shit.

Oh, BTW for anyone whose friend might be interested, Stormy Daniels was thing about 15 years or so, 2000 - 2006ish or so time frame.

Her "friend" was never a thing, anywhere at any time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

328 So the racist meme did not work and now they are back to he is a pervert womanizer?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (EEclE)

329
Somebody could maybe explain to me why a man in Trump's position (money, fame, power) with females falling all over him would deign to consort with porn stars?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (S/hVx)

330 328 So the racist meme did not work and now they are back to he is a pervert womanizer?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (EEclE)

___

Can't he be a racist womanizer?

Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (1JAxC)

331 If Melania came out as a trannie, Trump would be golden in the lefts' eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

332 That's right up there with bow ties in my book.
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)

--Even TuCa gave those up

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (EV/nK)

333 The standard is High Crimes and Misdemeanors...

You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...
Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)


Don ... if they've got the votes ... he's gone.

Nobody whose opinion counts gives a damn about the standard. No agency is going to send in agents to keep him in office.

If they vote him out ... he's out. Period. End of story.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (0XvG0)

334 no self respecting porn star would ever fuck bill clinton. fact. even they have standards. a petri dish of stds' is not a career enhancer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

335 Who is the Catalina dingbat?

Posted by: Country Boy at January 16, 2018 08:26 PM (yUwxA)

Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Today I am joined by our camera operator, and veteran animal wrangler Jim, here on Catalina Island, home of the notorious Catalina Dingbat, a small gray vampire bat which has brass balls that clang together when it flies.
Jim has baited his butterfly net with a small dab of peanut butter, which has proven to be an irresistible lure to these wary creatures.... Holy Crap, Jim! Put the lid back on the peanut butter jar! For the love of God, Jim, put the lid back on the jar! Ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Stop the camera, Fritz. Stop the camera!

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (sD2WN)

336 Kelly knows a thing or two about whoring in front of a camera.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (dEJuU)

337 Give the media credit they twice the number of standards other people do.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 08:39 PM (eAMlh)

338
Daniels in her statement said she was with Trump at some public events, and he was nothing but a gentlemen with her and all her friends around her.

She further said, that "believe me", if she had a sexual relationship with Donald Trump you would be reading about it in her book, not from the press.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

339 Trump's a germaphobe, bigly. I have a hard time picturing him with a porn star.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

340 Nobody whose opinion counts gives a damn about the standard. No agency is going to send in agents to keep him in office.

If they vote him out ... he's out. Period. End of story.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (0XvG0)

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Well simply impeaching doesn't mean fuck all. He needs to be impeached and then convicted by 67 senators. And even with Mitch McTurtle, Miss Lindsey, Juan McCancer and the usual suspect rinos voting yes, I don't see that getting 67 votes.

Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (1JAxC)

341 The standard is High Crimes and Misdemeanors...

You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke
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No. The standard is an approval rating in the twenties. Then we can do what we want to him. That's what this is all about. Drive his numbers down into the twenties and you'll thank us for ridding you of this vulgarian.

Posted by: Uniparty legal department at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (ZuGkg)

342 Her "friend" was never a thing, anywhere at any time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

Wonder how much her 'friend' is making off the interviews and such....

With the KNOWN payments to Women looking for Trump dirt... I'd really be looking at bank accounts.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

343 off MSM sock

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (1JAxC)

344 So the racist meme did not work and now they are back to he is a pervert womanizer?

Russia
Crazy
Taxes
Racist
Perv

Posted by: Hugh Grant at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (LV3VM)

345 You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...

Not true. Impeachment is not a legal procedure.
It is a popularity contest.
Trial in the Senate could be another matter.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

346 PDT is like our Captain Kirk. Sure he might bang everything he can but he gets the job done.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

347 Her "friend" was never a thing, anywhere at any time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)



Wonder how much her 'friend' is making off the interviews and such....



With the KNOWN payments to Women looking for Trump dirt... I'd really be looking at bank accounts.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)


This story has the stench of Gloria Allred or her hell spawn, Lisa Bloom, all over it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

348 Jenna Talia

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at January 16, 2018 08:41 PM (LV3VM)

349 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

MeAgain interviewed Alana Evans. More of a internet street walker these days. Literally the first search result.

I don't think NBC likes MeAgain.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:41 PM (g4lFK)

350 Honestly we're all thinking about jumping out the window.
Posted by: NBC legal department at January 16, 2018 08:34 PM (ZuGkg)


lol
Between this and Matt I can see why.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (eXZrW)

351 ShiTolery.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of some shothole duchy at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (cu8/f)

352 Megyn is self-identifying as a hooker, obviously! And she is now going to go all-in on protecting them from Trumps. (but she's not bitter about being left on the bench while everyone else get's to go to Korea for the Olympics)

Posted by: goon at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (EaQ6/)

353 Guys guy guys. It's not one or the other.

He's a racist AND a womanizer AND colluded with Russia AND will kill millions with the tax cuts AND will cause all polar bears to die by exiting Paris.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (1JAxC)

354 Off petulant footwear.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (LV3VM)

355 And even with Mitch McTurtle, Miss Lindsey, Juan McCancer and the usual suspect rinos voting yes, I don't see that getting 67 votes.
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In an unprecedented display of bipartisan Cooperation the turtle has agreed to simple majority.

Posted by: Uniparty legal department at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (ZuGkg)

356 >>PDT is like our Captain Kirk. Sure he might bang everything he can but he gets the job done.


I'm pretty sure Scotty could beam the Captain anywhere and leave the STDs behind.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (/NKm3)

357 YOU back off. He's mine! All mine.
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grrrrrrrrr

Posted by: jasper at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (QCX64)

358 309 Trey Gowdy looks like a twink! WTF?


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Isn't Congress like 90% homo?

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (LnOh3)

359 Don Q., USN (Ret): "You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke..."

Yes, according to Founding Father rules. But I've heard many, many times from contemporary "thinkers" that impeachment isn't a legal avenue, it's a political one.

So if politics are popular among the representatives, then they can manufacture pretty much any offense they desire. They, as an institution, create law. They would have no compunction whatsoever to interpreting "law" to suit their own desires, their only restraint being the ballot box.

Now I think that a ghastly misapplication of the Constitution as designed, I think the contemporary application and abuse would prevail.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (H8S+R)

360 Can't he be a racist womanizer?
Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (1JAxC)

Ummmmmm....Yes!

Posted by: Half Honky All Donkey Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO)

361 My bad. Fixed now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of some shithole duchy at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (cu8/f)

362 323 You're forgetting, - none of this would be an issue if the porn star was sporting a cock. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 08:36 PM (bJ0w+)

Maryland might get one as a Senator!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

363 Tucker says that Medicaid patients can pay as small of a $1 copay for 240 opiod painkillers? Can that be true?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (GzDYP)

364 >> With the KNOWN payments to Women looking for Trump dirt... I'd really be looking at bank accounts.

Deep State attempt at dirt. WSJ has always been open borders cheap labor types, and have gone full NeverTrump, TruCon, Salon Hot 25 retard. The fact that they published the claims of a two dollar whore, when both parties involved deny it, is a testament to how far the WSJ has fallen.

Note this is all the Deep State types can come up with on Trump. That he may have had consexual sex with hotties.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

365 Megyn can't ski, so why would we even ever listen to anything that she has to say about whores?

Posted by: goon at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (EaQ6/)

366 Ah jus com by to tell ya that that MisHum an that Hanson fellow is on to sumthin there ah tell ya.


"To many progressives and indeed elites of all persuasions, Trump is also the Prince of Anti-culture: mindlessly naïve American boosterism; conspicuous, 1950s-style unapologetic consumption; repetitive and limited vocabulary; fast-food culinary tastes; Queens accent; herky-jerky mannerisms; ostentatious dress; bulging appearance; poorly disguised facial expressions; embracing rather than sneering at middle-class appetites; a lack of subtlety, nuance, and ambiguity."

Posted by: Kingfish at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (KtcMg)

367 You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...
Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

Impeachment is not a legal process, it's a political one. All impeachment does is remove someone from office through a specified voting process after "charges" have been levied via the governing body.

When Clinton was impeached, he was deemed in the house to have violated public trust by lying to the American public in his famous pointy finger speech on TV, (then later have been found to have lied under oath when being deposed, a legal violation.) He was impeached in the House of Representatives, then the Senate determined whether to vote to remove him from office. They did not have sufficient votes to remove him and he finished out his term. His legal liability ended up as a fine and a disbarment from the Arkansas bar for five years and a permanent bar from being able to argue legal cases in front of the Supreme Court.


Posted by: Jen the original at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (bw/1x)

368 The only thing about a frivolous impeachment is that the more blatant it is, the less likely you're going to pick up the 17+ votes you still need from the opposition party.

But I agree. Impeachment was a power given to the legislature. If they think they can fool the people and get away with it, they will.

That president would go down as "The only president removed from office" which would be quite a coups for the removing party. (The way the game is played these days)

It's all aimed at lo-fo voters and silencing any opposition who knows better--but the press is already experienced in that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

369 Well simply impeaching doesn't mean fuck all. He needs to be impeached and then convicted by 67 senators. And even with Mitch McTurtle, Miss Lindsey, Juan McCancer and the usual suspect rinos voting yes, I don't see that getting 67 votes.
Posted by: MSM at January 16, 2018 08:40 PM (1JAxC)


If they went for it today they'd get all the Ds and 10 Rs.

This story is about sealing the deal.

And this story won't be the last.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:44 PM (0XvG0)

370
He's a racist AND a womanizer AND colluded with Russia AND will kill millions with the tax cuts AND will cause all polar bears to die by exiting Paris.

Posted by: #neverskankles


You forgot net neutrality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

371 Impeachment today is basically the equivalent of a vote of no confidence in the UK parliament. Doesn't have to be a legal reason to vote the PM out, you just vote him out cuz....stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)

372 Jeebus. Joe/Mika are getting an award for "responsible journalism."

https://tinyurl.com/ybk9n6zg

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

373
So if politics are popular among the representatives, then they can manufacture pretty much any offense they desire. They, as an institution, create law. They would have no compunction whatsoever to interpreting "law" to suit their own desires, their only restraint being the ballot box.

Now I think that a ghastly misapplication of the Constitution as designed, I think the contemporary application and abuse would prevail.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 08:43 PM (H8S+R)

Except that the 'trial' in the Senate is overseen by the Chief Justice of the Supremes...

And then IF it was only political... expect an immediate case to go before the whole Supreme Court.

Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:45 PM (NgKpN)

374 >>You forgot net neutrality.


That's wha killed Buzzion.


RIP

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 08:45 PM (/NKm3)

375 Megyn is self-identifying as a hooker, obviously! And she is now going to go all-in on protecting them from Trumps. (but she's not bitter about being left on the bench while everyone else get's to go to Korea for the Olympics)

Posted by: goon at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (EaQ6/)


She's a going for the queen of trash reward.

Posted by: Kingfish at January 16, 2018 08:45 PM (KtcMg)

376 If they went for it today they'd get all the Ds and 10 Rs.

This story is about sealing the deal.

And this story won't be the last.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:44 PM (0XvG0)

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Yeah I think about 10Rs is right. But even so you're barely at 60. No way any Rs from deep red states vote against him. Just saying they Dems can impeach all they want, he's not going anywhere.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (1JAxC)

377 Impeached doesn't mean stepping down from office, I.e. Clinton.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (kufk0)

378 He's a racist AND a womanizer AND colluded with Russia AND will kill millions with the tax cuts AND will cause all polar bears to die by exiting Paris.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (1JAxC)

You forgot allowing net neutrality. The day the internet died.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (GzDYP)

379 287 Impeachment

For ummm, what exactly?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (LV3VM)


Yeah, that's what makes the whole thing funny, and also why they're starting to gravitate to the 25th amendment thing. Because it's totally gonna be easy to have the cabinet recommend removal and get 2/3 of both houses of Congress to vote in the affirmative.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (h2Bdk)

380 I realize that MeAgain Kelly was paid a shit-ton of money, but think about it, what moral arc of the universe is she riding dirty?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (bJ0w+)

381 "...then they can manufacture pretty much any offense they desire. "

I see you've been paying attention!

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (w7KSn)

382 >> I don't think NBC likes MeAgain.

There was something at the Daily Mail about MeAgain not going to the Olympics, when just about all of the NBC "talent" go down. She may be being shunned.

Having this "Jenna Talia" on is, well, pretty low rent her self. Not that we didn't know that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:46 PM (8O3HH)

383 I believe Buzzion exists.

I'm a buzzist.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 08:47 PM (+lOpA)

384 Megyn, Megyn, (slap!) wake up! It has all been just a bad dream. You still have your loyal following on Fox, you haven't completely fucked yer'self. Wake up! .... uhhh, no, yes you have. And Donald is coming for you.

Posted by: goon at January 16, 2018 08:47 PM (EaQ6/)

385 Speaking of NN, I'm damn near broke since I'm paying $2 per Google search. That damn Trump!!!!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:47 PM (1JAxC)

386 I liked bow-tie era TuCa. I liked bow-ties on Fwill.

I would wear bow-ties if I knew how to tie one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 08:47 PM (fuK7c)

387 Nooooood.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (+lOpA)

388 To many progressives and indeed elites of all persuasions, Trump is also the Prince of Anti-culture: mindlessly naive American boosterism; conspicuous, 1950s-style unapologetic consumption; repetitive and limited vocabulary; fast-food culinary tastes; Queens accent; herky-jerky mannerisms; ostentatious dress; bulging appearance; poorly disguised facial expressions; embracing rather than sneering at middle-class appetites; a lack of subtlety, nuance, and ambiguity."
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Right. He's their Dada.

Posted by: Uniparty legal department at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (ZuGkg)

389 Well, at least if it's on Megyn's show, almost no one will know about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

390 You forgot allowing net neutrality. The day the internet died.
Posted by: OldDominionMom

That's why we all have to carve these comments into the monitors and then mail them to ace. Luckily he has those shelves to handle all the extra postage.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (5wCUq)

391 >>365 Megyn can't ski, so why would we even ever listen to anything that she has to say about whores?

She can't cut a rug either.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)

392 Successful Impeachment would mean missing people in the coming years. Happens everyday. Our hearts will be with their spouses and kids though.

Posted by: 2 Scopes and an Iceback at January 16, 2018 08:49 PM (g4lFK)

393 When's the movie Pornstarquiddick debut?

I could have written, "coming out," but, you know.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 08:49 PM (kN52W)

394 I don't think it's possible but if impeached , that would be the trigger for the next Civil War. Or at least a John Brown type of insurrection.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

395 While the left chases its tail yet again, this time over a porn star who looks a hell of a lot better than any of the tail Bill Clinton chased while in office, Trump is free to kill off a few more regulations and do some other stuff that won't be covered by the media since they're obsessed with Stormy Daniels.

Best vote I ever cast and I cast my first vote for Reagan in '84, too!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 16, 2018 08:50 PM (6r0Ht)

396 353 Guys guy guys. It's not one or the other.

He's a racist AND a womanizer AND colluded with Russia AND will kill millions with the tax cuts AND will cause all polar bears to die by exiting Paris.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 08:42 PM (1JAxC)

Exit Paris? Excuse me, I never entered Miss Hilton in the first place. I have standards, very high standards, believe me.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 16, 2018 08:51 PM (ANIFC)

397 That's why we all have to carve these comments into the monitors and then mail them to ace. Luckily he has those shelves to handle all the extra postage.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 08:48 PM (5wCUq)

Lol! I use stone lithography.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 08:52 PM (GzDYP)

398 If the GOP loses the House in 2018, Impeachment is a certainty. Believe it.

For God's sake, it's all they talk about.

Conviction in the Senate?
Too soon to tell.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

399 i saw a couple jerry springer shows (i was a baby) and remember they ended with hair pulling, fist fights and chairs thrown.

i will watch me-again's show when this stuff happens.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 08:54 PM (eXISS)

400 "372 Jeebus. Joe/Mika are getting an award for "responsible journalism."

https://tinyurl.com/ybk9n6zg

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive."

If Arafat can get the Nobel Peace Prize...

If Duranty can win the Pulitzer...

Naaaahhhh.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 08:54 PM (dEJuU)

401 327
We discussed this the other ONT and early morning. Stormy Daniels denied quite unequivocally. I posted her statement, I think it was Friday. Her "friend" is a former friend.

The friend is pretty low rent, at one time going by the stage name of "Jenna Talia". That's too low brow for even Beavis and Butthead. She's nothing but a $2 whore, and that would be generous.

You'd have to pay me to bang her, and pay me a good bit. The ficus would be far preferable. And considering my low standards, that is quite a statement.

The WSJ first published this crap. It's nothing more than Pee-pee Party Dossier level shit.

Oh, BTW for anyone whose friend might be interested, Stormy Daniels was thing about 15 years or so, 2000 - 2006ish or so time frame.

Her "friend" was never a thing, anywhere at any time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)



Jenna Talia? Seriously? That's James Bond girl level stupid. That's the dumb name you give the porn star in your spy movie porno when you're attempting to class up your sleaze. From my, uh, friend's knowledge of porn actress names that is not a name you go with, that is a name people make up when they're making up fake porn names.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 08:56 PM (lKs2v)

402 Don Q., USN (Ret): "Except that the 'trial' in the Senate is overseen by the Chief Justice of the Supremes..."

I expect the Chief Justice to treat the proceedings as process only. If the Senate performs the dance properly, then full marks to the Senate will be given. He can easily fall back on "the will of the people" and not overstepping the bounds of a coequal branch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 08:57 PM (H8S+R)

403 "398 If the GOP loses the House in 2018, Impeachment is a certainty. Believe it.

For God's sake, it's all they talk about.

Conviction in the Senate?
Too soon to tell."

Not really. As long as the probability of a violent civil war hovers above 25 percent, they won't get close to sixty let alone 67 Senate votes. 'cause Starbucks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 08:58 PM (dEJuU)

404 Re: the porn star story.

This story was dug up last year during the campaign by either Clinton or the never Trumpers. Apparently, a porn star colleague of Stormy Daniels said that Stormy told her that she had a sexual affair with Trump back in 2006, which would have been the time Melania was pregnant with Barron.(Trump and Melania dated for five or six years before getting married). Last year, Daniels denied the story, as did Trump and his lawyer. Story went away.

Last week, suddenly, this story appears again with the exact same players saying the exact same things.
I'm not buying it in the least. Trump has said publicly that one of his biggest regrets was having an affair with Marla Maples while he was married to Ivana. Ivana said in an interview earlier this year that when she found out Trump had the affair, their marriage was irretrievably broken because she could never trust him again and she filed for divorce. Don Jr. was a young teenager and he refused to speak to his father for almost a year, and it took some work on both her and Trump's part to repair Don Jr. relationship with his dad.
Trump then married Maples, they ended up with Tiffany, and then Maples divorced him because she didn't want to be married to him. End of that relationship. He dated around for a few years and then met Melania, who was very cautious about even going out with him.( She has said, and Trump agreed, that she told him she would call him and she waited to see what phone numbers he gave her , as she wasn't going to be his latest hidden girlfriend, as he was dating someone else at the time. He gave her all his numbers, including his office number, and the rest is history).

I do not believe that , at 60 years of age, with two failed marriages, one of which he was directly responsible for, that Trump then slept with a porn star whose been sexed by hundreds of people on camera, and who spends her days faking it, because he couldn't get it anywhere else. Spare me.

Add in that both the porn star and Trump and Trump's lawyer have all once again denied this story.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 16, 2018 08:58 PM (bw/1x)

405 I hope Melania is doing ok with this constant barrage from the media. Is she fairly thick skinned? She really should ignore it, or laugh about it. Treat these hyenas with the apathy they deserve.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 08:58 PM (/qEW2)

406 If this were true, why didn't it come out during the election? Hmm, almost suggests this is complete bullshit...

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 08:59 PM (o3+fQ)

407 Posted by: mpfs at January 16, 2018 08:27 PM (79p/O)

Prayers and condolences, mpfs.

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2018 09:00 PM (bF/TV)

408

They don't need a "reason". If they decide to Impeach ... they Impeach. There ain't a fucking Referee that's going to trot out and declare "After further review, the President's behavior was inbounds. The Impeachment is overturned."
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 16, 2018 08:33 PM (0XvG0)

The standard is High Crimes and Misdemeanors...

You can't impeach unless there is SOME law they broke...
Posted by: Don Q., USN (Ret) at January 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

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The presiding Judge in the Senate is the US Supreme Court Chief Justice, John Roberts.

Roberts is a rock on Constitutional Issues. He would never, ever let an unconditional law be allowed. He will quash an unjustified impeachment just like he smacked down the Affordable Care Act.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2018 09:00 PM (4dz1m)

409 I'm not sure the electorate has much appetite for an impeachment.

It could easily backfire.

Of course, everything the popinjays are doing is trying to gin up enough support for 25th amendment trigger or impeachment. But it is getting exhausting. And not working. They are staggering from one outrage to another. And people are becoming less and less engaged.

Anyway, one impeachment drama in my lifetime is enough.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 09:02 PM (eXZrW)

410 I didnt see the stupid presser with the doctor earlier. That doctor is a hottie.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 16, 2018 09:02 PM (Vao7x)

411 398 Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 16, 2018 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

so uh let's not lose the House...and uh the next time a GOP Pol shrugs when you demand an Obama pay for his idiocy punch them in their junk.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 09:06 PM (SzZnW)

412 Alana Evans. She hold the prestigious title of the only pornstar to accidentally get impregnated on set b/c *derp* birth control how does it work. Seriously, not a joke.

All this porn talk is to suck the air out of the room because Jessica Drake, another porn girl, got August Ames to kill herself with a Twitter mob b/c August Ames would bang bisexual male talent because of the increased risk of HIV. Again, Seriously not a joke.

Posted by: A man who knows his porn at January 16, 2018 09:07 PM (gbO/G)

413 Ace it's not how others react it is how you react
YOU thought it bad for Clinton but now you seem to have accepted the left's way of thinking so tell us:
Is there a moral equivalency here ? Was it ok for both Clinton and trump?
Or was it wrong for both of them ?
Sort of hypocritical to day Clinton was wrong and Trump gets a pass

Posted by: Yeah at January 16, 2018 09:13 PM (h3Isy)

414 Impeachment ? Trump is the key for the Dem comeback

Posted by: Yeah at January 16, 2018 09:16 PM (h3Isy)

415 413 Ace it's not how others react it is how you react
YOU thought it bad for Clinton but now you seem to have accepted the left's way of thinking so tell us:
Is there a moral equivalency here ? Was it ok for both Clinton and trump?
Or was it wrong for both of them ?
Sort of hypocritical to day Clinton was wrong and Trump gets a pass
Posted by: Yeah at January 16, 2018 09:13 PM (h3Isy)



Donald Trump raped a woman, and got a bj in the oval office from an intern and lied about it under oath?

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 09:18 PM (lKs2v)

416 415:

"Donald Trump raped a woman, and got a bj in the oval office from an intern and lied about it under oath?"

You left out the worst part. Bill married Hillary and she wasn't pregnant and/or a gun was pointed at his head.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 09:20 PM (dEJuU)

417 409
I'm not sure the electorate has much appetite for an impeachment.



It could easily backfire.



Of course, everything the popinjays are doing is trying to gin up
enough support for 25th amendment trigger or impeachment. But it is
getting exhausting. And not working. They are staggering from one
outrage to another. And people are becoming less and less engaged.



Anyway, one impeachment drama in my lifetime is enough.



Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 09:02 PM (eXZrW)

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It would either:
-Backfire on them spectacularly if they fail because any Senator voting to convict outside of the bluest of the blue states would be marked men politically. It would effectively weld all but the hardest of the hardcore nevertrumpers to Trump in all likelihood. It would give Trump carte blance to flush the party of the establishment.
-Or it would be a legit SHTF moment if they succeed. It would pivot heavily on Pence's actions afterwards and whether he reverts to his jello spined type or whether he continues what Trump started. They would essentially make Trump a political martyr. Take everything above and magnify it. It would likely fracture the party in this case. Given what we know about the FBI, CIA, DOJ, et. al. all bets would be off if the left managed to ride such a divide back into the white house in 2020: After such an event, the trust the grassroots have for the govt. would be lower than the dead sea and everyone would be on the lookout for the left using the above agencies like they did under Obama. Everyone would be on a hair trigger.
The left and the establishment right don't get that the genie is out of the bottle and it ain't going back in...

Posted by: Jackal at January 16, 2018 09:21 PM (o3+fQ)

418 This is going to get worse and worse as the noose closes on the DOJ/FBI, State Dept and the Clinton's. Expect to see people claiming they have film of Trump raping their mother and then killing her. The desperation is palpable. The worse it gets, the closer to the end for the Clinton's and Obama.

Posted by: Jake Bell at January 16, 2018 09:22 PM (aMLJi)

419 And 50% of the black guys out there are going "daaaaamn."

(Impeachment is not a legal process. It takes place when a lot of politicians dislike you. There need not be any better reason than that. That's why I get shaky when I read about a Democratic wave in November.)

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 16, 2018 09:27 PM (1FhAQ)

420 Wonder why this is all happening just as the IG investigation is coming to a head, and all "Russia Conspiracy" leads go straight back to the DNC and Hillary and Obama.

Hard to figure.

Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2018 09:32 PM (Vb4BV)

421 I head that Trump once got a Beejer.

Well, I never! Now I'm in favor of unlimited immigration, and Federal prosecution of microaggressions.

Posted by: William Kristol at January 16, 2018 09:34 PM (Vb4BV)

422 Hey - I can care less.
If they're offering you all those thousands of dollars to care less, and you can't do it, send them over to me.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 16, 2018 09:36 PM (o7l6R)

423 So the Left spent the last 50+ years creating our
crude culture and now they are shocked the someone crude like Trump gets
elected and no one cares? Do I have the right?

Posted by: California Judge at January 16, 2018 07:34 PM (J70i0)
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Better yet they tried to make Obama into the First Reality Star Prez with all his dancin' on Ellen, fillin' out brackets, reading mean tweets, etc. They sold us the rope that Trump is hanging them with.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 09:52 PM (rv0Fo)

424 7 1 Can they look at your BMs?
**********************
If you are of the bent to post one on twatter, then yes.

Generally speaking, I think sculptures of Hillary are frowned upon.

Posted by: Bonecrusher

After his fake news awards, Trump should do a show interviewing all the guys who banged Meghan Kelly. Even guys she just blew. Especially the guys she just blew. Seeing how we're all going digging thru the gutter.

More seriously, when is her career going to stop twitching so they can bury it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 16, 2018 09:52 PM (0ecq3)

425 326
Well, if there's a category of persons I find inherently trustworthy, it's people who suck cock for money.


Seriously. Who does that?

Posted by: Mincing Barry

Dude, I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at January 16, 2018 09:57 PM (0ecq3)

426 Ah the joys of diddling older women--or at least the benefits. They don't tell (young porn stars and hookers have big mouths and blab a lot); they don't swell, and generally they are grateful as hell.

But the Trumpster does like him some women.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 16, 2018 10:00 PM (Sda6L)

427 363 Tucker says that Medicaid patients can pay as small of a $1 copay for 240 opiod painkillers? Can that be true?

Posted by: OldDominionMom

If it is then it shouldn't be too hard to solve the opioid crisis. There are non-addictive non pleasure inducing replacements that serve the same medical purpose.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 16, 2018 10:06 PM (0ecq3)

428 I agree with this 100%, also because Barack Obama could have murdered his wife, children and mother-in-law in the WH and the press would have thought it was peachy keen.

Binders of women people, binders of women

Posted by: jocon307 at January 16, 2018 10:54 PM (N835J)

429 Ace, I loved that mini-rant. That was funny like Kurt Schlicter or P. J. O'Rourke at their best.

"I just can't take your money to do what cannot be done." LOL!

Posted by: mr_jack at January 16, 2018 11:17 PM (M59SC)

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