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Mueller Subpoenas Steve Bannon, Most Likely to Get Information About What Made Him Say There Was "Zero Chance" That Don Jr. Didn't Walk the "Jomos" Up to Meet Trump

Ay. But of course.

Meanwhile, Bannon is testifying before the House Intelligence Committee today, behind closed doors, where he'll probably be asked why he said that about the Russians, and why he said the heart of the Mueller probe would be "money laundering."

Update: Bannon has now informed the Committee he will not be taking (answering, that means) any questions about the White House or the presidential transition.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM




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1 Oh, hai!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (Ner+o)

2 first

Posted by: fox at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (hdFyL)

3 damn.

Posted by: fox at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (hdFyL)

4 ...caught myself reading the content there for a second.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:26 PM (Ner+o)

5 Take the fifth for the lulz.

Posted by: nip at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (ECLaL)

6 I been gone too long...Flu bug bit me.

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (xGZ+b)

7 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip


279 times.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:28 PM (Hr+ZL)

8 I agree take the fifth like lois lerner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (3BFzK)

9 Mueller is making me realize that Inspector Cleaseau is a genius detective in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (WMkIl)

10 Thanks to the commentator who wrote something like "Trump should nuke D.C., award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and president out of Trump Tower."

Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: dIb at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (VJOLZ)

11 but of course he will be.

and if it can be framed as at all damaging, or lied about to be damaging, we'll know all about the testimony prior to the adjournment of the hearing...

Posted by: todler at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (d/thM)

12 And then Mueller is gonna call on the spirit of Trump's mom to find out if he ate his Wheaties as a child.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (7UW64)

13 Lets hope he shows up drunk.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (ao3Fg)

14 Would they be interviewing Bannon if he was still part of the administration?

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (5MLH0)

15 Ferris Mueller.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

16 Bannon sure has had a spectacular flameout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (WbIyz)

17 Lets hope he shows up drunk.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (ao3Fg)


There's a zero chance he won't.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (jjaLl)

18 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip


Actually, put up a little tent card that has,
"Upon the advice of my attorney, I invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self incrimination" and go to lunch. Let them talk to the card.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (Hr+ZL)

19
Was Mueller strolling through the fiction aisle at a book store for evidence?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (2FqvZ)

20 If Bannon is wise he'll take the Fifth. I think he's got a stubborn streak, though, so I see an indictment in his future.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

21 I agree take the fifth like lois lerner.

Make a defiant opening statement, and then take the 5th.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)

22 Double negative time? Or is Muledeer just stupid...

wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (7LY+6)

23 I am taking a fifth.

Posted by: Stevoreno at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (ao3Fg)

24 Uh.... why is Congress investigating this?

Congress was given investigative powers so they could decide how to craft legislation, and make sure our money was being spent correctly.

This has nothing to do with legislation, and nothing to do with Federal Spending...


Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

25 This clownshow has dragged on with nothing to hang on the President, and evidence breaking out that Mueller et al covered for Hillary's corruption. I think Mueller is getting desperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

26 Bannon should publically announce that he'll answer any question having to do with supposed collusion with the Russians and not anything about anything else, as there is a complete lack of lawful jurisdiction.

May not be legally tenable but I'd like it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2018 01:32 PM (W/SyC)

27 Man, Mueller doesn't have much to do, does he?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (YV+SU)

28 I am taking a fifth.
Posted by: Stevoreno


Barkeep! A fifth of your finest single malt!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

29 TOLDYA !!!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (KvRqW)

30 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.
That'll shut him up.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (xBSm0)

31 28 I am taking a fifth.
Posted by: Stevoreno


Barkeep! A fifth of your finest single malt!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

That will be $8000. Plus tip.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

32 Mueller is making me realize that Inspector Cleaseau is a genius detective in comparison.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 01:29 PM (WMkIl)


Tennessee Tuxedo would run rings around Mueller....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (jjaLl)

33 I'm going out on a limb to speculate that most of what Bannon said in the book was bluster and revenge overstatement, if not outright lies. Helps sell books, I suppose.

BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

34 Bannon sure has had a spectacular flameout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (WbIyz)


Like a Saturn V crashing into a refinery.

BTW - what's a "jomo"?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

35 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.

Cue Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (WbIyz)

36 Make a defiant opening statement, and then take the 5th.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)


Alcohol fueled. Obscenity laced. Go down punching.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (2FqvZ)

37 I'm taking the fifth of vodka!

Hic!

*shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (BrQrN)

38 Speaking of money laundering, just how much is Mueller and his team of henchmen paid for this wild goose chase?

Is he paid by the hour, or piecework, like number of interviews? Or is it a lump sum?

And when does Congress decide they've wasted enough money that we don't have in the first place?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

39 I think Mueller is getting desperate."

Desperate is in his rear view mirror. "Sackshrinkingterror" is coming up.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

40
THE FIFTH!!!!!


Shssit....... thadll only lazt me til 1:00.

*hic*

Id pleat the haf gallon.

*hic*

Posted by: HILLARY! at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

41 "14 Would they be interviewing Bannon if he was still part of the administration?"


Maybe, they interviewed Kushner I believe. Then again, he would not be interviewed had he not made stupid comments to Wolff about about the Don Jr. Russia meeting.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

42 That will be $8000. Plus tip.
Posted by: Insomniac


Put it on the DNC's tab!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (Hr+ZL)

43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (NgKpN)

44 Make everything about the Democratic coup attempt. Soon: "No further questions."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (hyuyC)

45 Mueller.
Why do I keep seeing Elmer Fudd in my mind out hunting pesky wabbits?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)

46 Bannon's gonna have all them crying and forcing them to make up more Dicky Durbin-level slanderous lies.

Posted by: DickDurbinville, ShitHole IL Resident at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (Ftuf+)

47
And when does Congress decide they've wasted enough money that we don't have in the first place?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

GOPe controlled Congress????

What is Never?

And I'll take silly question for $1000 Alex...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

48 I don't think Bannon will give Mueller anything useful. Bannon doesn't look like the type of guy to get flustered by the likes of Mueller or his team. I wouldn't be surprised if Bannon makes the interview uncomfortable for Mueller's team possibly to point of pre-announcing retaliatory "leaking" if Mueller's team leaks anything (which I think is why Mueller want's the interview.....leak it and let the propaganda unit take over).

Bannon is not dumb enough to believe he's all of a sudden "a good guy". And I don't think he's mad at Trump (nor Trump as mad at Bannon) as the left wants us to believe.

Posted by: MrToad at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (1VVgQ)

49 That will be $8000. Plus tip.
Posted by: Insomniac


Put it on the DNC's tab!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:35 PM (Hr+ZL)

-----


dammit.


Where we gonna get 2500 baby kidneys that fast??

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

50 I for one wouldn't sit there while they badmouth The United States of America

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (nFwvY)

51 "I think Mueller is getting desperate."


If you have not read it, Andy McCarthy's article over the weekend at NRO about Glenn Simpson's testimony really clears things up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:36 PM (OD2ni)

52 So they are questioning people at a meeting that was orchestrated by GPS Fusion. Why don't they just read the FBI CI transcripts to find out what happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (YV+SU)

53 Bannon was chumming with some Chinese billionaire last I heard. Was he just an infiltrator from the start?

In any case, he will be one more tool for Mueller to attack Trump, with no Russia/Trump crime ever existing. "In this email he said this, Bannon said that, in a tweet Trump said this ... we must interrogate/impeach Trump ... install a Deep State stooge."

Very timely, with the shutdown and Uranium One indictments possible coming up #2weeks.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (otAqJ)

54 LOLZ


Warm Breeze wants me to "buy an Ad Removal" thing..... yeah.....


GFY.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (jjaLl)

55 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (lI1zE)

56 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (r9UYA)

57 Vomit on Mueller's shoes.
That'll shut him up.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (xBSm0)


Mueller looks like he could eat a case of breath mints and still drop a horse from 10 feet away.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (y7DUB)

58 Thank you slap for tending to the "moron ministry" here.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (kufk0)

59 Bannon should go Peter Finch Network-style on Mueller

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (oAlzZ)

60 Hopefully the first question is "Mr. Bannon, do you deny the claim of Mr. Papadopolis, or whatever that little man in aviator sunglasses is called, do you deny his assertion that you engage in self-fellatio?"

Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (gGlcw)

61 Yeh, buffers... the Russians had a lot of buffers, senator

Posted by: Willie Cicci at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (eh0Va)

62 "Warm Breeze wants me to "buy an Ad Removal" thing..... yeah.....

GFY.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)"


What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: Sonobi at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (OD2ni)

63 So if Bannon meets the senate committee in secret , who's gonna leak what was said first? Bannon or Schiff?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

64 43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)

#TwoWeeks
------------------
By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (YV+SU)

65 So if Bannon meets the senate committee in secret , who's gonna leak what was said first? Bannon or Schiff?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

----

Who gets the john first??

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

66 I believe the correct terminology lately is:

#metwoweeks

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (7UW64)

67
dammit


sock

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

68 By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

My guess is that erasers will be moving so fast they burst into flame.

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:40 PM (wW03z)

69 #TwoWeeks
------------------
By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:38 PM (YV+SU)

We keep hearing two weeks....two weeks....two weeks....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

70 >>43 BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?
Posted by: pep at January 16, 2018 01:33 PM (wW03z)
Wut. Huh?

That pile of paper in the corner?

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (r9UYA)

71 I call my Latino buddies "Jomos" all the time, amigos!

Posted by: shep at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (QCX64)

72
XXXXXTRUMPXXXXXX
XXXTOWERSXXXXXXX
XXXXXISXXXXXAXXXX
XSHITHOLEXXXXXXX

Posted by: REDACTED OIC REPORT at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

73 68 By we, you mean DOJ has them. Yesterday was the date. We shall see what happens next.

My guess is that erasers will be moving so fast they burst into flame.
-------------------
Doubtful. I suspect Sessions and staff is evaluating the to do list and who's the first swamp creature to unwind the ball of sticky twine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (YV+SU)

74 Money laundering? You mean, like with a detergent?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 01:41 PM (bJ0w+)

75

Bannon finally coming to his senses. Stop the witch hunt in its tracks. They are grasping at straws to NOT indict Hillary, Obama and team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)

76 Oh, hai!


Hai means shark.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fuK7c)

77 I don't know about no Russians, senator, I got my own family.

Oh, wait, I was in the real estate business with his father, but that was a long time ago.

The FBI, they told me to say Don Trump did this, Don Trump did that, but it was all lies.

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (eh0Va)

78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)

79 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.


Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM


The Magic 8 Ball already told him to pound sand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

80 Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (ih6/5)

81 I'll take chaos to drive the media and Deep State crazy for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (g4lFK)

82 75

Bannon finally coming to his senses. Stop the witch hunt in its tracks. They are grasping at straws to NOT indict Hillary, Obama and team.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)

+++

It really has a "stalling until time runs out" feel to it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (tcwn1)

83 33,
"BTW, weren't we supposed to have the OIG's report by now?"


The 15th was the predicted date for the documents to start being given to Congress and the DOJ. They started being released on the 12th, 3 days early. The final report is still being written and the documents will continue to flow to the DOJ and Congress. 1.2 million will take a while to digest.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:44 PM (zOpu5)

84 Money laundering? You mean, like with a detergent?
Posted by: F



Laundering? Like eating Tide Pods?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (Hr+ZL)

85 Hai means shark"

Or the Monteverdi Hai 450. Quite the ride in the day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (7LY+6)

86 If anybody knows the natives are restless, it's Steve Bannon. I see nothing coming of this.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (g4lFK)

87 Any questioning by Mueller is a set-up for a contrived prosecution. Take the Fifth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

88 PDT gets driven around in a black limo just like the old Politburo members!

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (r9UYA)

89 Has Mueller tried reading goat entrails yet? I hear that lots of crimes are discovered using goat entrails.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:45 PM (ih6/5)

90 79 Next: Mueller issues subpoena to Ouija Board.


Posted by: BluesFish at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM

The Magic 8 Ball already told him to pound sand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

My Sources Say Fuck Off

Posted by: Magic Goombah Ball at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

91 78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)

Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)

92 84. Pods? Like in the greenhouse?
* dons Sutherland wig. Points, screeches *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

93
sock

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

94 Hai means shark"

Or the Monteverdi Hai 450. Quite the ride in the day...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Or that shitty cologne, Hai Karate!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (Hr+ZL)

95 I put faith in a discredited lying author who makes executive decisions about changing off the record conversations into on the record months after the fact.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:47 PM (g4lFK)

96 The Special Prosecutor... Mueller.... he belongs to Hillary

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at January 16, 2018 01:47 PM (eh0Va)

97 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.

Like a 1000 yard, 12" stare....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (jjaLl)

98 only a complete idiot would say a single word to Robert Mueller.

a five with one hand and the bird with the other.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

99 Update: Bannon has now informed the Committee he will not be taking (answering, that means) any questions about the White House or the presidential transition.

Eh, "I would prefer not to" didn't work out too well for Bartleby the Scrivener.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

100 Garrett. Mega Sugar Cookies. Did you make them.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:48 PM (E3Oe1)

101
We keep hearing two weeks....two weeks....two weeks....


Local meme.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

102 As long as he says he converted to becoming a Democrat he can totally get away that. Otherwise we'll just get yet another bullshit Proggie shitstorm.

18 Take the fifth for the lulz.
Posted by: nip




Actually, put up a little tent card that has,
"Upon the advice of my attorney, I invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self incrimination" and go to lunch. Let them talk to the card.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:30 PM (Hr+ZL)

Posted by: AdamPM at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (eVxcR)

103 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass."

W/or W/out reacharound?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (7LY+6)

104 I have no recollection of that copper.

Posted by: Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (r9UYA)

105 OK.... since we're on the #TwoWeeks meme...

Which comes first???

Pixy Update?
Public OIG Report?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

106 Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)

----

... funbags, bewbs, bazookas, hooters, embonpointers...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

107 FORMER TRUMP RIGHT HAND MAN BANNON TAKES FIFTH WHEN QUESTIONED IN RUSSIA PROBE!

Posted by: Extree Extree !! at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (W/SyC)

108 My offer is this: Nothing

Posted by: Steve Michael Corleone Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:50 PM (Fb9aZ)

109
[x] Pixy Update?
[_] Public OIG Report?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)

110 "Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass."


Lucky devil!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (eXISS)

112 The DOJ OIG Report will not be released to DOJ and the Judiciary Committees until, possibly, as late as March. The documents supporting the report, all 1.2 million of them, will be furnished Rep Goodlatte of the House Judiciary starting last Friday (early.) That means more eyes looking at source documents.

Posted by: Ever at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (OLS0m)

113 Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?
Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)


Fun bags, the girls, tatas, mams, headlights...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (y7DUB)

114 W/or W/out reacharound?



Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:49 PM (7LY+6)



Rammer's Choice......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (jjaLl)

115 91
78 Has anybody around here said "boobs" lately? Cause that would just piss me the fuck right off.



Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (398bZ)



Tits, knockers, sweater puppies, rack, lungs... happy now?



Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at January 16, 2018 01:46 PM (eh0Va)
****
I prefer the terms "Winnebagos" or "Golden Bozos"

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (Fb9aZ)

116 @52

They have read the transcripts, thats how they set up the perjury traps.

So when your recorded words dont quite match up with those of your memory, BOOM.

You get an indictment for perjury and so on.

This is as corrupt as all get out but here we are.

Bannon is as stupid as Mueller is corrupt so I got my money on team corrupt.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (tKcs9)

117 53 Bannon was chumming with some Chinese billionaire last I heard. Was he just an infiltrator from the start?

In any case, he will be one more tool for Mueller to attack Trump, with no Russia/Trump crime ever existing. "In this email he said this, Bannon said that, in a tweet Trump said this ... we must interrogate/impeach Trump ... install a Deep State stooge."

Very timely, with the shutdown and Uranium One indictments possible coming up #2weeks.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:37 PM (otAqJ)

Like Saudi Arabia, China could use a little regime change more friendly towards human rights.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (g4lFK)

118 Allright gentleman I'm here to answer your questions.
And by the way, who do you have to blow to get a drink in this shithole?
Mueller, you look like you'd know.

Posted by: Bannon. Steve. Bannon. at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (W/SyC)

119 Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO.

https://tinyurl.com/y84duuuk

Bad day for the left...again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (3BFzK)

120 headlights

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (BtQd4)

121 "The Special Prosecutor... Mueller.... he belongs to Hillary Posted by: Fredo Corleone

heh ... yeah, they have no interest in Truth, or (to quote Trump directly to Hillary in the debates) "you'd be in jail".

Mueller might understand America doesn't like the deep state mafia trying to take down a duly elected president, if he gets a horse head in his bed some morning.

By any means necessary is fine by me at this point, our government has become worse than corrupt, they are seditious and treasonous. Hillary not only walked, they ran her for the highest office just to spit in our faces.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (otAqJ)

122 Hai Karate!

was that bad?
Posted by: concrete g



Wiki calls it a "budget" aftershave.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (Hr+ZL)

123 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"

60 percent of the time it works every time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)

124 "111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"


Hai Karate was pretty infamous. It was the 70's/80's version of Axe Body Spray.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

125 Don't forget elbows

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (nBr1j)

126 80,
"Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago."



Then he should go after Marjorie Merriweather Post, heir of C.W. Post founder of Post cereals, then as she had the place built in the 1920s.

Oh, wait, she's dead. Well that wouldn't stop a determined Democrat, they find the dead quite lively every election.

https://www.biography.com/news/mar-a-lago-history

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (zOpu5)

127 Bannon is as stupid as Mueller is corrupt so I got my money on team corrupt.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (tKcs9)

Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (g4lFK)

128 Rammer's Choice......"

So Schrodinger's hand, er...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)

129 "123 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"

60 percent of the time it works every time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse"


The karate hands on the bottle contributed to the hilarity.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:54 PM (OD2ni)

130 119. Nice! Helicopter ride for the prof.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

131 Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.
------------

The look you are seeing is that of a bought, sold, and paid over a thousand times whore.

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (E3Oe1)

132 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

133
Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (g4lFK)

+++

I don't think he is stupid either. It would be interesting, though, to see who would win the drinking contest - Hillary vs. Bannon.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (tcwn1)

134 So Schrodinger's hand, er...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)


The reach around is both happening and not happening.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (jjaLl)

135 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

136 The reach around is both happening and not happening."

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (7LY+6)

137 Mueller and his team is the last line of defense against all those Soros/DynCorp ratlines, whose money line the pockets of trash in DC.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (g4lFK)

138 119 Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO.

https://tinyurl.com/y84duuuk

Bad day for the left...again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 01:52 PM (3BFzK)

Doesn't matter a whit. The meme is out there and no fact or facts will dislodge it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

139 Just Frankie Five Angels yourself,my Wild Irish Lush.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (iCUDL)

140 Conservative Treehouse says that one major flag linking the Dossier to 702 FISA spying is the misidentification of Michael Cohen taking a trip to Praugue:

http://tinyurl.com/ycbuc2u6

Noose status: tightening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

141 >> [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva


What do you have against 'Stetson'?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (Ner+o)

142 it went good with Lemon Up shampoo

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (nFwvY)

143 Fuck it. Trump should announce that he's renovating the White House and he's taking funds from foreign aid to shitholes to pay for it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

144 "Looks like the whole WHITE SUPREMACY thing in Charlottseville is, get this, based on lies.

From gateway but has the guys tweet so sourced IMHO."


Not saying it is not true, but I am wary of anything that comes from Gateway and not verified by other sources. Hoft is in too much of a rush to boost traffic and concern for accuracy is not as important.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

145 Thelma Lou couldn't keep her hands off me when I wore Hai Karate.

Posted by: Barney Fife at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (QLvwG)

146 135 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva
Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

[ ] Old Spice

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

147 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

[X] Aqua Velva Musk

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (7LY+6)

148 80 Mueller has evidence that the ladder that was used to kidnap the Lindbergh baby was cut from rafters at Mar-A-Lago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 01:43 PM (ih6/5)

OMG! REALLY!!???!!! Wouldn't that be an impeachable offense? How much more do we need before Congress takes action? Dollars to donuts the Russians were in on it. Why isn't a Mueller doing his job?

Posted by: Credulous CNN Viewer at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (M6tZt)

149 >>What do you have against 'Stetson'?

Right?

Posted by: Old Spice at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (r9UYA)

150 I'm starting to like Mike Huckabee again..he gives us SHS and he also calls out Graham for betrayal on twitter...

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

151 143 Fuck it. Trump should announce that he's renovating the White House and he's taking funds from foreign aid to shitholes to pay for it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

F that...

Build the Wall with foreign aid money....

just put the Wall under the State Dept...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

152 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.

Lilac Vegetal.

My grandfather gave me a bottle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (oVJmc)

153 After Hai Karate I upgraded to Brut.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (nBr1j)

154 138. That's all right, too. Charlottesville gained a street named after an obese communist failure what played in traffic while LARPing as a revolutionary. If that's a victory.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (fA1SL)

155 Not a Bamnon shill, but he is far from stupid.
Posted by: Monk

__________

I would take the other side of that bet.

At best, he definitely let his ego cloud his judgement. He clearly has it in for Trump and doesn't seem to care how much of himself (or the pppulist conservative movement) he destroys in the process.

It's a mistake to always assume because someone is on the same page ideologically that they can be trusted or have good judgement.

Posted by: Maritime at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (lKmt3)

156 too much of a rush to boost traffic and concern for accuracy is not as important."

So, CNNMSNBCBSABCPOSTIMES?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (7LY+6)

157 Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

[ ] Old Spice
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

POWERRRRRRRR!!!!

Posted by: Terry Crews at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

158 This is merely for show.

Mueller's team has a plan and a schedule. The question is: What is the schedule for the final report or some interim report? I don't know but I'm sure it's tied to the 2018 mid-term date.

Because IMHO the plan was set from the beginning, and the basic final report's already written. The plan is to give the MFM and Dems as much info as possible leading into the 2018 election to help smear Trump and by extension all Republicans. The basic final report says: We found no hard evidence of collusion between Trump and Russia working to affect the 2016 POTUS election. However, we did find the following questionable, unexplainable, and/or unethical actions were committed by PDT and his campaign associates: (and a looong list will follow).

All Mueller's team has been doing since the start is compiling that list. It will be long enough that if the MFM and Dems made a capital case out of only one per day, it would take months to get to the end of the list, and that's what they'll do.

The above scenario also tees-up the MFM and Dems to chant every day: Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

159 "Leave the gun, take the vatruschkas"

Posted by: Steve Clemenza Bannon at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

160 >>132 I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

I think Hai Karate was The First Aftershave.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

161 Thelma Lou couldn't keep her hands off me when I wore Hai Karate.


Posted by: Barney Fife at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM (QLvwG)


But then I accidentally shot her. Oh Andy!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (jjaLl)

162 152. Old school! Pinaud, eh?

Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

163 124 "111 >>>Hai Karate!

was that bad?"


Hai Karate was pretty infamous. It was the 70's/80's version of Axe Body Spray.
-------------------
The sixties were all English Leather. Cuz English.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (YV+SU)

164 Bannon's smarter than Flynn in an interview room with Team Mueller.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (HZWmq)

165 135

[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva



Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)
[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva
[ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)

Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (PbH71)

166 Bannon can say it was pure conjecture on his part. Then Mueller can go back to trying to suck his own dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (/Jz/Z)

167 >> "Not a Bannon shill, but he is far from stupid."--

Posted by: Monk

I agree. Bannon can be whip smart about politics, but his judgment is poor. Picking a very public fight with PDT would be Exhibit #1 in that regard.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (XZTOa)

168 [ ]Hai Karate
[ ] Aqua Velva

[X] Aqua Velva Musk
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Avon. Because of the bottles.
The gift giving preference of 6 & 7 year olds everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (Hr+ZL)

169 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 01:57 PM

Don't underestimate the power of Old Spice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (xQfPr)

170 152
I think Hai Karate was the first aftershave I used.



Lilac Vegetal.



My grandfather gave me a bottle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 01:58 PM (oVJmc)

***
I'm a "Canoe" man

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (Fb9aZ)

171 i remember the bottle but not that it was bad.
my pop had some, along with bay rum

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (eXISS)

172 Then he should go after Marjorie Merriweather Post, heir of C.W. Post founder of Post cereals, then as she had the place built in the 1920s.

Oh, wait, she's dead. Well that wouldn't stop a determined Democrat, they find the dead quite lively every election.

https://www.biography.com/news/mar-a-lago-history
Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 01:53 PM (zOpu5)

Are you sure? Pretty sure she voted Democrat in the last election...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

173 BRUT




by Faberge

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (nFwvY)

174 "153 After Hai Karate I upgraded to Brut.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


Brut in the green long neck plastic bottle was my first aftershave.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

175
[ ]Hai Karate

[ ] Aqua Velva


[ ] Aqua Velva Musk
[ ] A Used Urinal Cake

.

Now this just became a competition!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (jjaLl)

176 Not a lot of Caldeans here...

No Drakar Noir fans.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (Ner+o)

177 @127

He got drunk and talked to a gossip reporter.

His loose lips got him fired and now subpoenaed with the possibility of being indicted based on the corruption of Muellers team and how they want to put the screws to people to get them to flip.

So the boy isnt too bright.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (tKcs9)

178
All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (2FqvZ)

179 154 138. That's all right, too. Charlottesville gained a street named after an obese communist failure what played in traffic while LARPing as a revolutionary. If that's a victory.......
-------------------
Hey, fat, dumb chicks count too!

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (YV+SU)

180 Bannon also said he believes in extraterrestrial life. Maybe Mueller can investigate that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (/Jz/Z)

181 Old school! Pinaud, eh?

Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


Kept the old mustache stiff!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

182 Ya know they use that in funeral homes, dontcha?


I was going to ask what the name of that show was, but of course asking the question answered it.

Six Feet Under. Dexter, Peter Krause, Rachel Griffiths. Man, that was a good show.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (fuK7c)

183 >>I'm a "Canoe" man


So. You like a long boat?

Posted by: Huma at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Ner+o)

184 "[ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)
Posted by: Carpe Manana"


Dads had that and the old school gold Listerine in the paper wrapped bottle.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

185 [ ] A Used Urinal Cake



aka, Aggie Breath Mint.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (Hr+ZL)

186 English Leather.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (0tfLf)

187 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (nBr1j)

188 Just stay with Bay Rum and be done with it. Women like it and its cheap and sends the message you were just at the barber shop.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (YV+SU)

189 >>>Every picture I see of Mueller, his expression is like he's getting a cock rammed up his ass.<<<

Bannon should troll'em with some sunrise/sunset photos and Bible quotes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)

190 >> Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?


You are thinking of Isotoner Gloves.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Ner+o)

191 183 >>I'm a "Canoe" man
--------------------
I have a bottle in my bathroom.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (YV+SU)

192 "No Drakar Noir fans.

Posted by: garrett"


I grew up in NY and it seemed only Guidos used Drakar.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

193 >>>Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?



Did one for panty hose, too.

Yuk. Why did I remember that?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (jjaLl)

194 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?
Posted by: Northernlurker



L'eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Hr+ZL)

195 >>Dads had that and the old school gold Listerine in the paper wrapped bottle.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

...and a styptic pencil.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

196 After BRUT they started adding some really sharp tang into the after-shaves and perfumes for women, too. Cannot abide.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 02:04 PM (tcwn1)

197 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?

Brut, for men who wear pantyhose.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (xQfPr)

198 One way or another, HR McMuslim is going to get his pound of flesh from Bannon.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (CMbMd)

199 188. Yep. Although.....Alpa Fougere is quite nice. Hell, cheap & good & classic. What's not to love?

Or the #4711, the original cologne water. Cheap as chips and quite nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (fA1SL)

200 Be careful how you use it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (kNasr)

201 Ok, how bout this? Trump announces that we're repaving I35 from Laredo to the Canadian border and Mexico is gonna pay for that too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 02:05 PM (gC2IV)

202 ..and a styptic pencil.
Posted by: Zod



Ever use one? I prefer liquid fire, thankyouverymuch!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Hr+ZL)

203 Scoff if you must, but Namath did a shampoo ad with Farrah Fawcett before she was Farrah Fawcett.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (fuK7c)

204 >>166 Bannon can say it was pure conjecture on his part. Then Mueller can go back to trying to suck his own dick. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (/Jz/Z)

1. "I said it because I hate Trump."
2. "You hate Trump, too."
3. "We about done here?"

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

205 >>...and a styptic pencil.


People have no idea what this is, anymore.

Whenever I pull one out in the boat, people are clueless. Which helps.

Because they believe me when I tell them it's painless.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Ner+o)

206 they started adding some really sharp tang "

Orange flavor?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (7LY+6)

207 It's only a matter of time for Obama and Hillary. They set off a nuke in their own back yard hoping it would wipe out everyone but them. I backfired in spectacular fashion. Now they are squirming like having diarrhea while stuck in traffic. Good

Posted by: Dimebag forever at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (pBbc6)

208 I just hung a pine tree car freshener around my neck. We were poor.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (r9UYA)

209 I say 'I do not recollect' is the money answer to all questions poised by FBI Hillary Thugs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (YV+SU)

210 i was a receptionist, and when guys came in i could tell who it was before i looked up.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (eXISS)

211 Skin Bracer Original by Mennen.

Wait, I still use that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (gC2IV)

212
All Mueller's team has been doing since the start is compiling that list


List <> Indictments.

Trump FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (FhXTo)

213 Sandalwood

Posted by: 007 at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (QLvwG)

214 199. #4711 - cologne so good, Fritz gave it to U boat crews by the litre to cover the funk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (fA1SL)

215 I just hung a pine tree car freshener around my neck. We were poor. "

You had necks? Lucky...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:08 PM (7LY+6)

216 [ ]Hai Karate


[ ] Aqua Velva




[ ] Aqua Velva Musk
[ ] A Used Urinal Cake

.

Now this just became a competition!!!!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (jjaLl)

IT'S ON NOW, FUCKERS!

Posted by: Windsong at January 16, 2018 02:08 PM (FI+Kh)

217 210 i was a receptionist, and when guys came in i could tell who it was before i looked up.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (eXISS)

+++

This is seriously true.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (tcwn1)

218 >>205 >>...and a styptic pencil.

People have no idea what this is, anymore. Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:06 PM (Ner+o)

The styptic pencil is kept next to the little glass vial of mercurochrome (the Zod household preferred G.I.M.P. brand, "used by the New York Giants Professional Football Team").

Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

219 Hahaha ...

'Your Windsong stays on my mind.'

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:09 PM (Ner+o)

220 Nobody remember "Bod Man" from the mid-late 90s?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (CMbMd)

221 Have you brought the papers that Clinton-man gave you? Every Manning, woman, and mutant shall know the truth about de-evolution.

We're pinheads now. We are not whole. We're pinheads all. Hocko Jomo.

Are we not GOP?
(we are RINOs)
Are we not GOP?
(R-I-N-O)

Posted by: DEVO at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2)

222 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil? Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (YV+SU)

223 177 @127

He got drunk and talked to a gossip reporter.

His loose lips got him fired and now subpoenaed with the possibility of being indicted based on the corruption of Muellers team and how they want to put the screws to people to get them to flip.

So the boy isnt too bright.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2018 02:01 PM (tKcs9)

I believe the gossip reporter. Lulz.

Who was the genius who have the gossip reporter access to the White House i wonder. The entire situation is much more complicated and probably scripted than you think.

why believe anything that comes out of the lying liars mouths.

Oh, I see your agenda. Bannon is a nationalist and that is bad. He must be destroyed.

While Obama voters/Dims/globalists: Kelly, McMasters, Mattis, and Javanka isolate and control POTUS Trump.

You run with that football starbuck. Take it to the house.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (g4lFK)

224 Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.
Posted by: Zod


aka, monkey blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (Hr+ZL)

225 >>Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.

Mom used Windex. Again, poor.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (r9UYA)

226 Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

227 "Are you now, or have you ever been, sloppy?"

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (kHEFL)

228 Mom used Windex. Again, poor.
Posted by: Under Fire



You're greek?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Hr+ZL)

229 The Ocean!

Posted by: Kramer at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Ner+o)

230 oops...the drakkar noir dudes

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (eXISS)

231 222. Why would anyone use that when Pinaud had its Quinine Hair Tonic?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)

232 [ X ] Old Spice (dads everywhere had it)


Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (PbH71)


Dads still do. DH put shaving cream on the boy's face, use the back of the razor to scrape it off, and then dabbed on a bit of Old Spice. I swear the kid was in heaven.

Dads can be pretty cool, even if they are old school.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (7UW64)

233 >>222 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

234 197 Didn't Joe Namath do a commercial for Brut?


he sold me some Dingo boots

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (nFwvY)

235 [X] Creme de Sum Yung Ghai... it's Oriental!

Posted by: shep at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (QCX64)

236 I did Lilac Vegetal for awhile. The girls liked it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (YV+SU)

237 The Ocean!

Posted by: Kramer at January 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Ner+o)

That was more like the East River, you freak!

Posted by: Neuman at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (QLvwG)

238 209 I say 'I do not recollect' is the money answer to all questions poised by FBI Hillary Thugs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:07 PM (YV+SU)

DEMOSCRUNT: Mr. Bannon, you've said "I do not recollect" 57 times. Is there ANYTHING you remember?

MR. BANNON: I recall that it's happy hour in the Canary Islands, asshole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "you want me to show you something to take your mind of that pain?"

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (oAlzZ)

240 226
Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo

Posted by: Preppy frat girls at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (PbH71)

241 224 Mercurochrome was the pretty neon-orange napalm that mom put on cuts.
Posted by: Zod


aka, monkey blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (Hr+ZL)


My dad still has a bottle of that crap.

I'm fairly sure its potency died about 40 years ago.

It is still just as nasty looking, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (7UW64)

242 'Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.'


Makes it easier to light?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (EyPfd)

243 Or Brylcreem.
Posted by: Under Fire



A little dab'll do ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (Hr+ZL)

244 My father slatered Mercurochrome all over his foot after he'd use pliers to rip out his ingrown toenails.

And though he didn't use Vitalis oil, he DID use Vitalis hair spray.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (CMbMd)

245 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (EyPfd)

246 Had to really douse the Polo on to be aromatic through the 3 Izod shirts with popped collars.

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (QLvwG)

247 Castor Oil. Yuck.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (gs8be)

248 My Dad had a bottle of Grecian Formula in his cabinet. I'm not sure he ever used it cuz I never saw him buy another bottle, but it was there basically my entire life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (YV+SU)

249 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)


Yes to both. There were a lot of people who claimed Vitalis made their hair fall out. It had a very high wood alcohol content.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (y7DUB)

250 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "you want me to show you something to take your mind of that pain?"
Posted by: rammajamma


Amazon. Where else?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Hr+ZL)

251 >>239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god that was painful stuff. "Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (oAlzZ)

Apparently the FDA stopped distribution of it in 1998; several other nations followed.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

252 I used Brylcreem or Wildroot back in the day.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (nBr1j)

253

Mueller is looking for "enemies" or highly partisan hacks to try to find dirt on Trump and his family.

It's unbelievable. He calculated wrong this time on Bannon.

Who will they bring in next?

Hey, here's a thought, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Holder, Rice, Powers, Pelosi and Reid under oath?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (fceHP)

254 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Doesn't mean they still make it. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (Hr+ZL)

255 >>>It had a very high wood alcohol content.


Sure did!

*Hic!*

*Shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (jjaLl)

256 Amazon

Mercurucrome...

And look at the bottom of the page.
Merthiolate as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:16 PM (EyPfd)

257 With a double crown I was particular to Traino. It was the spackle of hair care.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (YV+SU)

258 167 >> "Not a Bannon shill, but he is far from stupid."--

Posted by: Monk

I agree. Bannon can be whip smart about politics, but his judgment is poor. Picking a very public fight with PDT would be Exhibit #1 in that regard.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:00 PM (XZTOa)

View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)

259
Hoppes No. 9

*drops mic*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (eXA4G)

260 INCOMING NOOK!!!

Posted by: Official Coconut at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (xBSm0)

261 The link


http://tinyurl.com/ya3emecs

I'm a dumbass at times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (EyPfd)

262 Somebody here last week said that they don't make Vitalis anymore.


Walmart still has it on the shelves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:14 PM (EyPfd)
----------

Those two statements are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (kNasr)

263 'Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't."

I thought GwennethGoop was pimping the oiling of one's nether regions...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (7LY+6)

264 i like lagerfeld too.
i brought back a bottle of that and vuarnets from paris for my dude

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (eXISS)

265 Hoppes No. 9

*drops mic*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



That's only for use around country girls. City girls have no clue.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

266
I actually bought a bottle of English Leather a couple years ago on Amazon. Pretty close to the original, maybe milder.

Just for the nostalgia. To remember the days of hoping to get laid, just once before I died.

I don't wear after shave but I like to spin the wood top and take a sniff once in a while.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (2FqvZ)

267 Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil? Never understood why you'd oil your hair after washing it. Still don't.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM


May I suggest Fur Oil? Celebrity tested and recommended.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (DMUuz)

268 Hey, here's a thought, Hillary, Bill, Obama, Holder, Rice, Powers, Pelosi and Reid under oath?
---------------------
Not far fetched at all. What better way to protect them from evil Trump and nonpartisan FBI and DOJ then have them under investigation with Mueller?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (YV+SU)

269 'Those two statements are not necessarily mutually exclusive. '

True Dat..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (EyPfd)

270 ..and a styptic pencil.
Posted by: Zod


A necessity for every young man when he starts shaving.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

271 I'm full of high wood content too!

Posted by: don lemon at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (QCX64)

272 I don't like Fop

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

273 Just for the nostalgia. To remember the days of hoping to get laid, just once before I died.
--------------------------
How long was that rubber in your wallet? Mine lasted from 7th grade till 10th grade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)

274 When they stopped selling Menthol Noxzema Shaving Cream in the US, a friend of mine started having it shipped over from Greece for a while by relatives he had there.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (CMbMd)

275 That's only for use around country girls. City girls have no clue.

farmersonly.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (EyPfd)

276 >>i like lagerfeld too.


We did a few installations for Lagerfeld when I was a kid. Mockup rooms for runway shows.

He used to send my father a YUGE bottle of that stuff, every Christmas.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (Ner+o)

277 I am sure my daughters-in -law would consider me using monkey blood as abuse of my grandkids.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:20 PM (oAlzZ)

278 i like lagerfeld too.


Grey Flannel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:21 PM (Hr+ZL)

279 Bannon was the only member of the team who had a whiteboard of all of Trump's promises. Nobody else on Trumps team did this and they still havent. No Kelly, Nor MCMasters, Nor Mattis, Nor Javanka, Nor Pence, literally nobody but Bannon, his senior advisor.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/ 2017/05/03/ finally-know-steve-bannons-whiteboard-donald-trump-promises-voters/

It's silly to believe the narrative that Bannon is on Trump's shitlist in real life.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:21 PM (g4lFK)

280 Dads? My 20 something sons use Old Spice deordants and shaving creams. Their favorite was "Tsunami" until they discontinued it after Bangladesh. They like another one now. The ads are awesome.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (eO5CB)

281 View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)


Trump is not an ideologist. Trump is a nationalist, pragmatic, economically conservative, businessman. View his actions through that filter and it becomes clearer. Economic growth, foreign quiet, social stability - all are good for business and good for America.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

282 Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya!

old commercial on utube:

https://tinyurl.com/p9joq4d

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (AMIL/)

283 277. Yunnan Baiyao - it's like the Chinese version of mercurochrome, except it's a powder. It works - combination styptic and antibiotic - burns like hell, smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

284 > "233
>>Anybody here have any experience with Vitalis hair oil?

Or Brylcreem?"

No, but your question reminds me that every time I see a post here by "Uncle Palpatine" my mind reads it as "Uncle Brilliantine."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (XZTOa)

285 All the designers came out with their brand - YSL, Lagerfeld, Tommy H., Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (QLvwG)

286 Mueller is looking for "enemies" or highly partisan hacks to try to find dirt on Trump and his family.

It's unbelievable. He calculated wrong this time on Bannon.

Who will they bring in next?


========

This makes sense. He's giving off signs of desperation. Remember that story a few weeks ago about Ivanka? She merely said *hello* to the attorney leaving the meeting, and Mueller wants to investigate that as well.

JackStraw may be right about Sessions, but as to Mueller being kind of neutral... I'm not that sure.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:23 PM (/qEW2)

287 There is no nood just a failure of the nood warning system due to a moron located in the Hawaiian governor's office.

Posted by: DHS at January 16, 2018 02:24 PM (QCX64)

288 284. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE UNCLE PALPATINE SORTA RHYMES WITH BRYLCREME, AND UNCLE PALPATINE IS BALD AS A CUE BALL.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:24 PM (fA1SL)

289 I'm mostly amazed at anyone on the not-left giving the time of day to leftists. My default position for them is "fuck off."

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (eO5CB)

290 I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: Ulysses Everett McGill at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (QLvwG)

291 Yunnan Baiyao - it's like the Chinese version of mercurochrome, except it's a powder


omg, I just remembered Tiger Balm.

If you were a track guy with a pulled muscle you'd put that on, but only if it really really hurt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:25 PM (fuK7c)

292 I like to spin the wood top and take a sniff once in a while.
-----
Me Too!

Posted by: anderson at January 16, 2018 02:26 PM (QCX64)

293 239 Can you even get mercurochrome anymore - god
that was painful stuff. "Posted by: rammajamma at January 16, 2018 02:13
PM (oAlzZ)



Apparently the FDA stopped distribution of it in 1998; several other nations followed.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

You can still buy it online.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 02:26 PM (geAkB)

294 Bannon is running around taking the heat playing the role of the heel to appease establishment GOPe and Dims so Trump can get shit done and the RNC can raise money and so republicans can maximize how well they do in 2018.

Bannon is planting seeds everywhere that Trump trusts him to do including on an international level. The beauty is of he gets caught in trouble, Trump doesn't take the heat.

Do y'all even Dark Knight or watch Pro Wrestling?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (g4lFK)

295 This is when I am grateful for LIVs. They will just see the stock market, expanded job market, no more ISIS and general overall positivity resulting from these things.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (2DOZq)

296 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome. My dad had spent WWII in the south pacific. He was rabid about disinfection and keeping one's feet dry. Old habits die hard.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (eO5CB)

297 280 Dads? My 20 something sons use Old Spice deordants and shaving creams. Their favorite was "Tsunami" until they discontinued it after Bangladesh. They like another one now. The ads are awesome.
Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (eO5CB)

-------

Old Spice Swagger for the win.

I put that on and the women are crawling all over me begging to have sex with them.

Posted by: MAGA at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (5VXWO)

298 May I suggest Fur Oil? Celebrity tested and recommended.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at January 16, 2018 02:18 PM (DMUuz)



Yo, beotch! Stop invading my turf. That's my territory. Although if you warm up your hands a little bit, I'd have no objection to you invading my territory ... just a little bit... oh! oh!

Posted by: Emma Watson at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (/qEW2)

299 smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.
-----
Rhino horn?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 02:28 PM (QCX64)

300 How long was that rubber in your wallet? Mine lasted from 7th grade till 10th grade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)


In my youth I had zero confidence I was going to get laid. Never bought one until I was in my 30's -- just for the experience. It was pretty lame.

It actually broke after a minute or so. Then it felt pretty good again.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (2FqvZ)

301 So the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill
i.e. one with no other issues associated with it.

but they are demanding it is attached to a budget bill which presumably has NOTHING to do with immigration.

Does the cognitive dissonance keep them awake at night ?

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (KvRqW)

302 >> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.


Powdered Tiger penis?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (Ner+o)

303 just saw HA's silly little article about New California. Until some New Californians get up the nerve to start sending some truck bombs to Sacramento, there ain't gonna be any "new california". You gotta do some serious things if you want to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (k1TUh)

304 Essence of the Gods.

Posted by: Patchouli Oil at January 16, 2018 02:29 PM (r9UYA)

305 >> the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill


Then try winning some elections next time.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Ner+o)

306
>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.



Ginseng and gunpowder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (QLvwG)

307 281 View everything Trump and his close nationalist associates do through the lens of scripted WWE wrestling shoots and psychology. It will make things more clear and enjoyable to watch.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:17 PM (g4lFK)


Trump is not an ideologist. Trump is a nationalist, pragmatic, economically conservative, businessman. View his actions through that filter and it becomes clearer. Economic growth, foreign quiet, social stability - all are good for business and good for America.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

Completely agree. Also you just described Bannon.

Guess who doesn't fit that description. Kelly, McMasters, Mattis, and Javanka. The ones who work 24/7/365 to isolate and control Trump.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (g4lFK)

308 >>296 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome.Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 02:27 PM (eO5CB)

Edited to read: Everyone everywhere used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

309 Why any politician or anyone talks to a book writer or reporter when they are till active is beyond me, especially since they mostly all hate us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (5y11N)

310 306
>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.
Ginseng and gunpowder?

Rhino Horn!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (k1TUh)

311 'Does the cognitive dissonance keep them awake at night ?'

No
It's their natural stage.

Like do fish know they are wet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (EyPfd)

312
248 My Dad had a bottle of Grecian Formula in his cabinet. I'm not sure he ever used it cuz I never saw him buy another bottle, but it was there basically my entire life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:15 PM (YV+SU)

How was that stuff supposed to work? It was a dye but not a dye?

My cousin had this Queen Helena face mask stuff to dry out her blackheads. It was like green clay. She must have looked lovely with it on. I've never see it anywhere else but their medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (ZM2xo)

313 >>>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Pickled fish heads?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (r9UYA)

314 306. Yep. With a sorta camphor undernote. There's no telling what's in it - secret patent recipe. But it does work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

315 http://bit.ly/2DE0uVP

Wonder if Corey Imanginary Butt Buddy was crying too?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (y3aQB)

316 Dong tea ready! Who had dong tea order?

Posted by: chinese pharmacist at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (QCX64)

317 313. It's called nom plah, and it's a Vietnamese condiment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

318 Brylcreem?

I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (xQfPr)

319 Do traditional Chinese doctors now lace their Rhino Horn with Viagra?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (YV+SU)

320 the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill

--

They need to be told they'll get the same accommodations that Obama gave the R's during O-care.

I just turned Rush off. My gawd, the audio clips alone, ending with Cory Booker, made me want to blow my brains out.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

321 > @288

My condolences.

What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:

https://tinyurl.com/yam7jwdw

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:33 PM (XZTOa)

322 >>a 'clean' dreamer

No such thing.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (r9UYA)

323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

324 Dong tea ready! Who had dong tea order?
========

Here!

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (vg8iE)

325 My cousin had this Queen Helena face mask stuff to dry out her blackheads. It was like green clay. She must have looked lovely with it on. I've never see it anywhere else but their medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:31 PM (ZM2xo)


Queen Helene is still around and still works, and is a great deal for the money. I use it, once a week, like clockwork.

Anybody with even slightly sensitive skin that gets gunky should use it. Much cheaper and better than all those pricey "systems".

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (7UW64)

326 >> the libs are demanding a 'clean' dreamer bill


Then try winning some elections next time.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Ner+o)


They're kind of stuck here. According to that memo they need *all of the stuff - DACA, visa lottery, chain migration, and lax enforcement to remain viable, and if they have to trade one or two things to get DACA passed as legislation and not an executive order they damage themselves and cheese off their base.

They have to hope that district judge is upheld on appeal, and that they can hold off doing anything else until past November. If not, well, then they're hosed.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

327 So Bannon will claim Executive privilege?
What will he do in front of Mueller? Besides shut the fuck up?

Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (9221z)

328 >>317 313. It's called nom plah, and it's a Vietnamese condiment. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

Drink nom plah, number ten penalty play.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

329 Like do fish know they are wet?


I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

330 >>They need to be told they'll get the same accommodations that Obama gave the R's during O-care.


Yep - 'I Won!' is so 2010.

Get with the times - 'You Lost!'.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (Ner+o)

331 >>What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:

That dude has some sheen goin' on.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (r9UYA)

332 They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (YV+SU)

333 329. Particle man, Particle man.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (fA1SL)

334 >>323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

I'm guessing he meant to say "jamokes," but bungled it (or 'jomo' is a hobo variant of same).

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

335 Drakkar - I think where I grew up you had to have a 80 Trans Am with a T-top as a prerequisite.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (avagT)

336 >>They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.


Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?

Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)

337 >>>> smells exactly like what a Traditional Chinese medicine should.

Pickled fish heads?

--

Has anybody been watching the "reality" show called Better Late Than Never? William Shatner, George Foreman, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw and some young guy. The first season they traveled to Thailand, Tokyo, Hong Kong and, I think, the Phillipines. The food they were introduced to was the stuff out of nightmares. Very funny, though!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

338 *wanders in*

Soooo, with all this stuff about Dreamers, I cannot help but have this brought to mind.

https://youtu.be/xZKuzwPOefs


*bounds off innocently*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

339 328. That scene from Apocalypse Now - Harrison Ford passes a prawn dish, 'Eat this and you'll never have to prove your courage in any other way.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)

340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome

i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet.

i was always envious of the bactine instead kids

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

341 You got to believe Trump wants the Dems to shut down Congress for Dreamers bad. Let's see if they are that stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

342 323 Anybody figure out what a "jomo" is yet?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

Leisure shoes made in Germany. Seriously.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (g4lFK)

343 240 226
Polo

Posted by: Preppy frat boys at January 16, 2018 02:10 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo

Posted by: Preppy frat girls at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (PbH71)

No, that's Chad. Paolo bangs the married ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

344
My dad still has a bottle of that crap.

I'm fairly sure its potency died about 40 years ago.

It is still just as nasty looking, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2018 02:13 PM (7UW64)

Don't be so sure. Back in the '90's a yuge wasp flew into my room at night and I ran down to my old landlady's kitchen for bug spray. I found a large rusting can of spray and it said on it special 10 Cents, which meant it probably dated from the Eisenhower administration. I sprayed the wasp with it and it dropped like an anvil.

They built things to last then. Like bug spray with DDT.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (ZM2xo)

345 Get ready for all the pussy-hat parades this weekend...
I'm sure it'll be wall-wall coverage for the MSM.

It will give them cover to avoid any reporting on the March for Life on the 19th
(which is probably by design)


Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (KvRqW)

346 the problem with having a bulldog mouth is that most folks only have a puppy dog ass to cover what they said...

we shall see where Sloppy Steve shakes out at. telling Congress to FOAD is a good start, but he has only his sorry ass to blame for being in this predicament to begin with.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (f3F1i)

347 I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?
Posted by: Bandersnatch



A short girl is short regardless if she's in the water or not.
Oh. Ohhhhhhh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Hr+ZL)

348 Who Will Thatch Our Lawns!?

Posted by: Democrats at January 16, 2018 02:36 PM (Ner+o)


I will.


Think about it.

Posted by: Pualo at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (jjaLl)

349 >>Drakkar - I think where I grew up you had to have a 80 Trans Am with a T-top as a prerequisite.


Girbauds.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Ner+o)

350 I'm sure it'll be wail-wail coverage for the MSM.

---
#FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (f3F1i)

351 >>340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet. i was always envious of the bactine instead kids Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

Zod Sr.: Mercurochrome
Grandpa Zod: rubbin' alcohol.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

352 'or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?'

*As she just bounded off innocently*


Wet would be like in a tee shirt.
On a trampoline.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (EyPfd)

353 They have until 5 March to do something for their Dreamers. After that, the axe will fall.

My understanding is that Trump is not 'doing' anything.
In that he is merely allowing the previous DACA orders to expire / sunset.

The D stands for 'deferred'..... well, time's up !!

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (KvRqW)

354 Nood - Jersey eye pisser

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (fA1SL)

355 351 >>340 >>>I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet. i was always envious of the bactine instead kids Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 02:37 PM (eXISS)

Zod Sr.: Mercurochrome
Grandpa Zod: rubbin' alcohol.
Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

I fell off a bike once and got some good road rash on my arm. Only disinfectant I had handy was rubbing alcohol. Poured some on there. Wooo-eeee that stung!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

356 331 >"What you're missing out on by not being able to use Brilliantine Hair Pomade:"


.>> "That dude has some sheen goin' on."

Actually, his hair looks highly flammable.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 02:41 PM (XZTOa)

357 nood

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

358 The tangents of these threads are so bizarre. Now it's stratification layers in ancient medicine cabinets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 02:42 PM (/qEW2)

359 Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen has confirmed, under oath, that Trump did not say shithole.

Looks like Dick Durbin decided to throw the word in there & lie about the WH meeting. After all, he knew the MSM would love it & run with it.

And they did.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (y3aQB)

360 >>I used to hide injuries

We do all the time.

Posted by: Girlfriends and Wives of The NFL at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

361 I used to hide injuries because of mercurochrome i would wince when my mom got it from the cabinet

--

Any dark bottle coming out of our medicine cabinet that had a glass dropper was sure indication it was gonna hurt.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 02:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

362 I had this conversation with a short girl just the other day. What does wet mean? If you're still underwater are you wet, or do you have to be out of the water to be wet?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

You have to decide whether "wet" is a relative measure. Wet relative to immersion? Wet implying a certain measure of moisture? Is wet a continuum?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

363
341 You got to believe Trump wants the Dems to shut down Congress for Dreamers bad. Let's see if they are that stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

Well, the GOPe nancy boys are already wringing their hands on Fox and saying "Wah, we always get blamed for shutdowns! So it can't happen again!"

Yeah, let's give the Dems DACA 'cause otherwise the government will shut down and everyone will call us mean! There's no way to turn that meme around!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ZM2xo)

364 Implying that Don jr. Is a Nazi or something. Walking the Jomos up to meet Trump.

He was trolling Wolff because Wolff is a lying idiot. SHE's and Marxists have zero sense of humor and are easy to bait.

It was suppose to be off the record. Wolff Lord and is trash.


Who have Wolff access to the White House because that's dumb/ S. Gorka

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:45 PM (g4lFK)

365 Don't be so sure. Back in the '90's a yuge wasp flew into my room at night and I ran down to my old landlady's kitchen for bug spray. I found a large rusting can of spray and it said on it special 10 Cents, which meant it probably dated from the Eisenhower administration.


I sprayed the wasp with it and it dropped like an anvil.

They built things to last then. Like bug spray with DDT.
Posted by: Donna and V


Brake cleaner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 02:46 PM (Hr+ZL)

366 SJWs not SHE's. Stupid auto corrupt.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 02:47 PM (g4lFK)

367 My dad used "Butch Wax," so, that's what I used, until surfer hair was the goal in the mid 60s. Dad kept using it, though.

Posted by: zombie Tab Hunter at January 16, 2018 02:53 PM (fSf/G)

368 I'm all wet.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 16, 2018 03:48 PM (5U/Tz)

369 Mueller is what happens to kids that ate lead paint.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 03:50 PM (5U/Tz)

370 We have delusional, crazy people from the press now assessing the mental health and fitness of our president.

Maybe next week can have felons commenting on the fairness and legal basis of our laws.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (/Jz/Z)

371 Ha! Trump threw Acosta out of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (/Jz/Z)

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