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Project Veritas: Twitter Is Even Scanning Your DMs
Well, this seems obvious now that it's pointed out, but even stuff you post in DMs is being scanned for purposes of advertising to you.
Even worse? It seems even pictures you DM are being scanned -- and sometimes by Twitter employees. Some of the Twitter engineers say that Twitter employees look at everything you do on their platform, even in private, even in DMs.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2018 04:03 PM (qCKDU)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at January 15, 2018 04:03 PM (FsN6J)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (5y11N)
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If you are of the bent to post one on twatter, then yes.
Generally speaking, I think sculptures of Hillary are frowned upon.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
If they give you something for "free" it is not a product YOU are.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: That Geek at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: redenzo at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 15, 2018 04:05 PM (M+Lyo)
Insider trading on info netted up in your DM's. No not you Mrs. Housewife from Iowa, but Mr. and Mrs. Proctor & Gamble, you bet.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (IFy8W)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2018 04:03 PM (qCKDU)
Instruction manual.
Posted by: Twitter Employee with temporary visa at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (2FqvZ)
Am I right, Ace?
How are those shelves coming along, btw?
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (1mn0r)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (1mn0r)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (mLQ2G)
You beat me to it. I've no idea either, someone translate for those of us somewhat over the age of 29?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (+lOpA)
So Twitter's soyboys are getting their fill of dick pics, I assume.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (AMIL/)
They've become public communication foci
Their private censorship can't be permitted any longer.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (EyPfd)
Nothing is really Free...
If you are not the PAYING customer? You are the Product.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (kXTja)
Posted by: John C at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (UeU18)
It's short for Douche - O - Matic.
An old Ronco Product from the 80s.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (1mn0r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: GregV61 at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (FLpne)
Yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (QQ+il)
I guess its because if its ever weaponized they feel its the "wrong" people that will suffer, but not them.
Posted by: Maritime at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (IqV8l)
Direct Messages.
See Twitter is so special and unique that they couldn't just call them IM (Instant Message) or PM (Private Message) like most other platforms do, they needed to go with DM.
Posted by: buzzion at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (KP5rU)
Daaawwww....it's a baby tweet.
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (+lOpA)
Unit of German currency?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (EyPfd)
Dungeon Master of course...
Geeeezzzzz....
Posted by: Don Q., showing his nerd fu is strong at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)
And certain Twitter feeds."
I love when so called big shots like Jake Tapper try to claim Ace is an anonymous nobody, yet Jake gets his panties in a bunch when Ace criticizes him on Twitter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (OD2ni)
These folks that think it is anonymous, lol. Our Brave New World will be outing badthink and dic pics for the next generation, especially if they come from someone who's matured into not being a left-winger.
It's a treasure trove of oppo research offered up willingly.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (z79tQ)
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
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What was that saying? If you don't pay anything for the product, you *are* the product.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (Pqytn)
There is no reasonable expectation of privacy online.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (MHKOK)
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Well they aren't private are they?
Posted by: twitter at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (45zAo)
Posted by: geoffb at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (mWtgZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pete at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (meg+g)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 04:09 PM (/qEW2)
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Soylent Green is free?
Posted by: Asking for a friend at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW)
( Ant Colony Logic)..
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:07 PM (BOZML)
And I say that very reluctantly but I don't see how to stop them from dividing and silencing part of the country on their private and subjective whim.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (BOZML)
That series, Person of Interest was in fact a documentary.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 04:10 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Conspiracy Kook at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (vDqXW)
I think that's alexa's job. I don't own an alexa. What if you make a disgusting noise involved in that process and ask alexa "What did that sound like to you, alexa?" How would it respond?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (g4lFK)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (1mn0r)
Not yet.
But soon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (EyPfd)
Then again I don't lead a very exciting life and I really don't give a crap about too many others
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (8ikIW)
Now that the holidays are over, and the more distant siblings are far far away, my Mom keeps it unplugged.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (EQ2Nf)
Think of the blackmailing that is going on, Chief Justice Roberts, and the D.C. pedophilia that's being archived.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (cW490)
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (vDqXW)
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That sounded exactly like Barak Obama.
Posted by: alexa at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (kXTja)
Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (gs8be)
You sound like Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Alexa at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (ANIFC)
if you aren't sure what a tech company is selling to make money, the product is you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 15, 2018 04:12 PM (uS008)
Couldn't he have put Hannah Giles dressed as a hooker in that video just for the hell of it?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:11 PM (493sH)
She easily passed as a 14 year old.
Posted by: Roy Moar at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (g4lFK)
As far as I know, these people have done nothing other than be related to MLK, but are accorded special privileges by the MFM as being somehow especially wise.
Good grief.
Big-mouthed Melissa Francis had a nice of MLK on. Not sure why, other than it's MLK day. I didn't listen to the blather.
And, what I thought was funny, was a FBN chyron that read, "Trump: Durbin Blew DACA"
I LOLed.
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
Zuckerberg Data Mining Inc. enables me to stay in touch with some people I know and like despite not trusting the head cocksucker and his catamites at all and being very guarded with what I post there. Twitter has no appeal for me but DJT uses it well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Huma at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: StarLord..... at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (NgKpN)
What does Alexa do when you are slapping ass and talking dirty while throwin darts?
Does she just jump in there?
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (dJB1+)
Posted by: t-bird
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Yeah, the deal with Twitter is how do you monetize it. On the surface, advertising. But the real money is in the insider information. Insider trading, blackmail, its Dr. Evil Stuff.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (BAEPW)
Posted by: dagny at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (oVJmc)
I was working at MSFT product support during 9/11. I watched Instant Messages get censored in real time.
Nothing you do online is private or secure. You either accept that and go on with your life or you don't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
There is no reasonable expectation of privacy online.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I know in practical terms, you can't expect this, but you should be able to have some level of privacy.
It's almost like expecting every phone call to be listened to by AT&T or every letter to be opened and read by the Post Office.
I wouldn't mind seeing some basic privacy laws passed, might defang Big Tech a little bit in the process and their march towards Social Marxism.
Posted by: Maritime at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Jimmie "JJ" Walker at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (t+YOu)
Posted by: Vivid Video at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (mLQ2G)
Dick Message. Also, they promise to keep it secret.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (cW490)
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They tend to be more focused on the idea of a colorblind society than the rest of what passes as the Civil Rights Movement these days. So I think they still serve a useful purpose.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (EQ2Nf)
>> pics?
Oh give it up Huma. We know it's pussy pics you dig.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:15 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (yzxic)
How do we know they did nothing?
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:15 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: Stuff Benjamin Franklin Said at January 15, 2018 04:15 PM (398bZ)
If they're doing this they have to be privy to countless admissions of criminal behavior.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:15 PM (dJB1+)
They want all commerce to be regulated, and limited to a few outlets. They want a common belief system/ethos.
They want no distinctions.
Except for the few. Of course.
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (8O3HH)
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Twitter might have notified the FBI and the Clinton, Inc. campaign. Come to think of it, just notifying the FBI would be a two-fer.
Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (dJB1+)
Zuckerberg Data Mining Inc. enables me to stay in touch with some people I know and like despite not trusting the head cocksucker and his catamites
Posted by: Captain Hate
Is there no other way?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: E.T. at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (yzxic)
How do we know they did nothing?
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Ya see, they actually do something, when its somebody that is of value to them.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (Sdq2T)
CIA heart attack gun... fuckers took out Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Soupy Sales
with this thing... Breitbart????
https://tinyurl.com/zjzfg2t
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 04:14 PM (U5Xeq)
Back in the old gangster days, they used to use frozen ice in place of shotgun shells. Not sure what the idea there was, but it did work.
The 'frozen drug needle' is far more clever. Very sci-fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 15, 2018 04:17 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 15, 2018 04:17 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (zSVEm)
If they're doing this they have to be privy to countless admissions of criminal behavior.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Why yes. Yes we are.
Posted by: Twitter at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (Xsa79)
not you Mrs. Housewife from Iowa, but Mr. and Mrs. Proctor Gamble,
you bet.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:06 PM (IFy8W)
Mouuuuuu.... But I thought I was important!
Posted by: pookysgirl, a housewife from Iowa at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
We are going to need a larger camp than Guantanamo. And Moar helicopters.
Posted by: Vivid Video at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (dJB1+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (g4lFK)
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My former employer asked his employees to not post any information on social media that directly linked them to the company. The idea was to avoid potential embarrassments, since we worked with a lot of big companies as clients.
I've followed the practice since then. As a bonus, it tends to drive Facebook nuts. The site keeps trying to get me to input my employment information, and makes horribly erroneous guesses based off of people that are on my Friends list.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (EQ2Nf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: soothsaid at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (w/p7Z)
Increasing/Rampant Narcissism --> Increasing/Rampant Social Media Use --> Increasing/Rampant Narcissism --> Increasing/Rampant Social Media Use ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: eleven
With or without beans?
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
Works like a charm.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (2cuLk)
It's my Drudge Report. The typing of the Million Morons tells me everything of interest.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (QQ+il)
I guess you could go with Mexican's "Dios mio" or were you making a 'calculated' joke?
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (cW490)
Back in the old gangster days, they used to use frozen ice in place of shotgun shells.
Unfrozen ice was too watery
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (lKyWE)
When's the last time that you just wrote a letter to someone?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
You mean, like, on paper??
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Is there no other way?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (IqV8l)
Other than emailing them directly, no. I use it very sparingly and often go days without looking at it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
1998?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (xJa6I)
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Ooooooh shitholes are my favorite subject and place to be.
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
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Dang, I have fountain pen somewhere ...
Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: West at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Malcolm McDowell at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (t+YOu)
Back in the old gangster days, they used to use frozen ice in place of shotgun shells.
Unfrozen ice was too watery
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (lKyWE)
LOL
Ah, good point. Typing too fast to be clear.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Does that include the ones where you cut letters out of commonly used magazines?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (OD2ni)
Or you can say nothing of any importance, which is what they'd like but then what's the point.
So, it's kitty pictures and check-ins at bars and restaurants, snark and links in 140 characters or less.
Idiocracy won't take centuries. It might not take decades.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Ray Cist at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (cW490)
Don't you dare criticize a #strongwoman for cramming 250 pounds in a 125 pound bag, bodyshamer!!
Posted by: wooga at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (gGlcw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
--Me, can't recall but an old College buddy of mine still sends out physical Christmas cards. Actual cards not photos.
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (mLQ2G)
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"Pikers." -- BitCoin
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: soothsaid
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I absolutely think Big Tech does this in the shadows. Basically gives billions of dollars in data mining to help progressive causes.
I could see it being incredibly easy to figure out how someone votes and target them like a laser.
How many times did Google's CEO Schmidt visit the Obama White House? And he was part of Hillary's campaign?
Posted by: Maritime at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (8ikIW)
Ixnay on the eansbay.
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (+lOpA)
When's the last time that you just wrote a letter to someone?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Do letters to Penthouse forum count? Because I never thought this would happen to me...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (8NLb9)
I'm waiting for Ace's take on Moby claiming he was recruited by the CIA...or some shit.
Posted by: garrett
Moby's real name is Richard Melville Hall
Richard - Dick
Melville - Herman
Moby Dick
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: soothsaid at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (w/p7Z)
The mechanism in place is the Catalyst Database.
Its webpage advertises that it is a Progressive database, used for Progressive causes...
for things like Microtargeting of political ads.
To use data from said database, you must also GIVE them data.
Facebook is one of the supporters of said database, and I would guess that Twitter is as well.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (ANIFC)
Cleft of Venus sounds so much poetic than vertical smile.
There is nothing poetic at all about a dick pic. Not one little bit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (+lOpA)
so it looks like they actually read 1984 and here we are.
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (8NLb9)
You need to move to the Tropics...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (g4lFK)
How about one-eyed trouser snake? Is that better?
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (LAe3v)
We need to know this stuff. Its super useful.
Posted by: Zuckerbergers Information Mining NGO at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (ENdMz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (QQ+il)
I love that the monkey in that scene is smoking a cigarette.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (zSVEm)
Twitter has provided people with many motivations in the past to find another venue. Now it is providing yet another one. Name recognition is their only commodity.
We'll see if people's inertia can be overcome.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Red Starburst at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:20 PM (z79tQ)
It's already here.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:24 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The Mngmt at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (8NLb9)
I've followed the practice since then. As a bonus, it tends to drive Facebook nuts. The site keeps trying to get me to input my employment information, and makes horribly erroneous guesses based off of people that are on my Friends list.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (EQ2Nf)
It's incredible how people who should know better spill their guts on there in really stupid ways. It doesn't fill me with hope for the future. I've done some dumb shit online but never in a way that I didn't have a fallback position.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: A Man from Nantucket at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:22 PM (8O3HH)
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It rhymes.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (vDqXW)
Don't matter what their Terms of Service says, assume other wise.
Posted by: Janir at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (BY4KT)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (BOZML)
Don't matter what their Terms of Service says, assume other wise.
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And that includes Cloud-based storage systems.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (EQ2Nf)
Posted by: Ted Kaczinsky at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (W/SyC)
is Their property once it leaves our fingertips
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: soothsaid at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (w/p7Z)
The mechanism in place is the Catalyst Database.
Its webpage advertises that it is a Progressive database, used for Progressive causes...
for things like Microtargeting of political ads.
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Frankly this is why we are so pissed Hillary lost.
We thought we had it dialed in. Promises were made. Money changed hands. Well, it appears some of our "users" have been gaming us with false information. Naturally this just means we will have to dig in deeper.
Posted by: Zuckerbergers Information Mining NGO at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (aS5JE)
Posted by: Ted Kaczinsky at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (W/SyC
Second look at your manifesto?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (8NLb9)
I would not trust TOR for anything. Biggest problem with TOR is the entrance and exit nodes are rare and expensive.
I've always worked under the assumption that because of that the FBI probably ran most of the nodes in this country, and if you can log the traffic entering or exiting TOR you can trace it. It is only anonymous inside the system.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (kUmUV)
Tell me about it. My throat gets sore all the time. Also, somewhere else.
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (8O3HH)
Mohammed Is Most Popular Name For Newborn Boys In Holland For 2nd Year Straight
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (BtQd4)
I have nothing else to say, just the tip.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (QemUQ)
kraken, i've been so sick cachoo. and my throat is killing me. (bet my husband is glad i can't talk)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:25 PM (t2Uf9)
heh... my wife has gravel voice right now... when she gets on a roll, she starts coughing... I appear sympathetic...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It's twelve oclock somewhere...in the house
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow
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Oh, it's their property as you type. Notice the spellchecker and auto-finishing of words?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
assholes.
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: Sonobi at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (gs8be)
I would not trust TOR for anything. Biggest problem with TOR is the entrance and exit nodes are rare and expensive.
I've always worked under the assumption that because of that the FBI probably ran most of the nodes in this country, and if you can log the traffic entering or exiting TOR you can trace it. It is only anonymous inside the system.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (kUmUV)
TOR is compromised. It is not the anon solution anyone should be looking for. The NSA has stuff baked into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l)
Monkeys on speed.
Posted by: dagny at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Ted Kaczinsky at January 15, 2018 04:26 PM (W/SyC)
Uncle Ted, why did you have to kill innocents. Why?
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (g4lFK)
depending
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (mLQ2G)
So what I'm getting out of this is that Twitter knew Carlos Danger was sexting underage girls and did nothing.
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My understanding, admittedly limited, is that they really only look at or take action against 'white supremacists' and republicans. Because that is what their algorithms are set to do. They would have no reason to look at a democrat.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (8NLb9)
TOR is compromised. It is not the anon solution anyone should be looking for. The NSA has stuff baked into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
That's why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (t2Uf9)
As Tucker Carlson was saying the other night, conservatives need to realize that the federal govt. is no longer the biggest or most imminent threat to liberty. It's the big tech companies.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:23 PM (+lOpA)
You and my husband both.
Posted by: dagny at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (MIKMs)
So it's the tech version of the SPLC
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (493sH)
TOR is compromised. It is not the anon solution anyone should be looking for. The NSA has stuff baked into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
That's why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm)
Like 80% AR lowers...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (TKmA0)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (8ikIW)
NO ONE put beans in soylent
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (BtQd4)
138 >>Direct Message. A tweet that goes to a single individual, not broadcast
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
Works like a charm.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (fXd4g)
The bad news is THEY ARE the Deep State mafia.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Skookumchuk
I don't have much to say and Twitter makes me say it in fewer words
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)
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Of Course we do. Sheesh what are we the stupid ones? No. You ARE.
I mean look, otherwise we have to sift through all possible traffic to get maybe 1% return. We set up a system that attracted a higher percentage of illicit traffic. Its like fishing in a stocked lake.
Posted by: NSA at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (IFy8W)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (8NLb9)
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They're probably most suspicious of the non-porn folks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Sonobi at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (gs8be)
>> before you sent it or something?
If you're gmail, with a web interface, hell you're storing you email data on their servers. Of course they can see it before you send it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
Tor Johnson?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (493sH)
When you used to take your skanky nude sex pics to One Hour Film development... those guys made extra copies and used them for cash on poker night.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Polaroids at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2018 04:27 PM (kUmUV)
I'm not in tech, nor am I a "real" bad guy, so my assumption is that by time a shmoe like me hears about something it's been compromised. Haven't been wrong about that one yet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (t2Uf9)
It was originally developed by the Navy Research Lab to facilitate intel communications.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (t2Uf9)
The money the get for mine will get them to Monte Carlo.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
TOR is compromised. It is not the anon solution anyone should be looking for. The NSA has stuff baked into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
Hell, didn't it come out that the NSA actually STARTED Tor?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (veoSD)
Daaawwww....it's a baby tweet.
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 04:08 PM (+lOpA)
Liked!
Posted by: Jimmy Comet at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (g4lFK)
Hey crappy blogging software guys, I didn't want to go dark, but you just had to behave like assholes. Totally unnecessary on your part but you just had to go there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: dagny at January 15, 2018 04:35 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)
Hey, that's a good excuse. I wonder if it would work.
Honey, those porn links you see in my browser history are just there so's Bob@NSA won't think I'm suspicious. You see, just about everybody has them, so we have to look normal.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 04:35 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (8NLb9)
you ever type in naked midget kung fu samurai beastiality just so someone at the bing or google has to look at what you did not look at
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:35 PM (BtQd4)
unfortunately they are shmarter than i.
damn it.
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (8NLb9)
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*deep sigh*
You aren't paying attention. We collect on everybody. If a lib gets out of line we own them too.
Posted by: Zuckerberg's Information NGO at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (rubvR)
https://tinyurl.com/yaudydem
-- irony.
P.S. Pam Bondi is an AGILF
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (mLQ2G)
Thou shalt not make a program in the image of a douchebag.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: dagny at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
All pink triangles get the rope.
Posted by: Jimmy Comet at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Joe Biden (D) at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (+H30B)
The 'frozen drug needle' is far more clever. Very sci-fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (xJa6I)
Off the cuff but I read that if only 100 specific people were 'never born' (shh Hillary might be reading this secret code word for killed) wink wink then the power structure of the global crowd would disappear.. Just sayin
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (U5Xeq)
New look at the Col. Kurtz method?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Just for the value of the electronic bits.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4)
TOR is compromised. It is not the anon solution anyone should be looking for. The NSA has stuff baked into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
That's why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm)
The only reason almost every Internet user in the United States ISN'T in prison is limited prosecutorial resources and finite correctional institution space.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (g4lFK)
The NSA likely has shit baked into *everything*. Think how clever that would be. Create something billed as a way to do stuff in secret. But you own it all along.
That's the way they think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (8NLb9)
Only members of the MFM are allowed to look at those.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)
I juust trace it, like my hand when I draw a Turkey.
Posted by: Joe Biden (D) at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (+H30B)
Not gonna say if we looked at the pics when my friend worked photo shop.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
Tor Johnson?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (493sH)
"Time for go to bed"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (8O3HH)
-- I'd be happy if she replaced Sleepy Sessions
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)
Letters? not for a while? Cards with handwritten messages?-last week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 04:39 PM (8+Ozj)
The 'frozen drug needle' is far more clever. Very sci-fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:16 PM (xJa6I)
Off the cuff but I read that if only 100 specific people were 'never born' (shh Hillary might be reading this secret code word for killed) wink wink then the power structure of the global crowd would disappear.. Just sayin
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (U5Xeq)
New look at the Col. Kurtz method?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (xJa6I)
He did nothing wrong!
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:40 PM (g4lFK)
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Yeah, that information is useful to people with money. who sell things, who invest in stocks market. So, keep posting!!!
Posted by: Zuckerberg's Information NGO at January 15, 2018 04:40 PM (oPbO1)
https://tinyurl.com/yaudydem
-- irony.
P.S. Pam Bondi is an AGILF
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:36 PM (mLQ2G)
Give her something special for George Zimmerman.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2018 04:40 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzzzz at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (8NLb9)
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They're probably most suspicious of the non-porn folks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:33 PM (ks6bw)
Like a cover identity that's too neat and clean. It automatically brings suspicion.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (NWiLs)
Awesome. We can party like it's 1599.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 04:41 PM (y3aQB)
Twitter/Facebook are basically a low cost, low personnel way to run a secret police force. The citizens just keep track of themselves for us! Pretty neat idea right?
Posted by: Zuckerberg's Information NGO at January 15, 2018 04:42 PM (CzCew)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (t2Uf9)
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You're kidding.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 04:42 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:42 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: goon at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
That's why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm)
even VPN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (fceHP)
You're an underwear inspector?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (8O3HH)
And certain Twitter feeds.
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at January 15, 2018 04:03 PM (FsN6J)
I read Ace's, Kurt Schlichter's and James Taranto's feeds.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: -TOR and Snow Dog at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: it's me donna at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: publius
If they have a ring in it, you might not want to inspect that one
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
That's why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm)
even VPN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (fceHP)
Very Pronounced Nipples?
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (8NLb9)
I think the lesson is if you don't want your naked selfies hacked, don't put them on the cloud. Lucky for me and civilization at large there are no naked pictures of me, except those embarrassing naked baby pictures my parents have. Fortunately those exist in hard copy only.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)
Like I said - delusion.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
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What was it I heard, three felonies a day or thereabouts?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ks6bw)
The Electronic Communications Privacy Act of 1986 says any communications (read: email) older than 180 days is legally considered "abandoned".
All gov't has to do is request your emails and they hand it over, zero judicial oversight.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:37 PM (xJa6I)
He did nothing wrong!
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:40 PM (g4lFK)
Eh, I wouldn't go that far.
Posted by: Chef's decapitated head at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (NL6wI)
You're an underwear inspector?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 04:43 PM (rTqAd)
A job that takes Poise.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
>>Yes, you could say that. It has a ring to it.
If you put your ear next to them, you can smell the ocean.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Stinky Britches at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ks6bw)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ILitO)
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Only in Soylent Chili.
Posted by: -TOR and Snow Dog at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (Sfs6o)
>> inspect that one
Those are the best kind. Well, perhaps not the kind you bring home to Mama, but otherwise.
Hell, with modern family, maybe they bring 'em and Mama and girlfriend compare piercings and tattoos nowadays.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:44 PM (g4lFK)
You must be talking about William "NippLeGate" LeGate.
https://tinyurl.com/ybvjkylw
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ks6bw)
If you can prove it.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (8O3HH)
"Is that a hoo-ha or a three-ring binder?"
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris M at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
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..... Because the technocrats are turning the USA into a prison.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chris M at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (eAZVt)
*rage stroke*
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)
But it's still there. Somewhere.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2018 04:47 PM (md3fh)
Stick to a flip phone, if you can.
I use my iphone as a navigation tool and reading platform more than as an actual phone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (Xsa79)
Posted by: Bob, NSA at January 15, 2018 04:49 PM (ETZ19)
It'd be convenient to always have a place to clip your spare set of keys.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:49 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (g4lFK)
Soon as they get the driverless car going the walls will descend.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:49 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:49 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Nickleback at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (a9n6M)
They don't care about Trump. Yet.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (8+Ozj)
A friend told me they're "collected" in various sites on the Dark Web
BTW, been reported the FBI have been such things to catch pedos. So, there's that.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Nickleback at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (DMUuz)
Nope.
You'd still be GAY.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (+H30B)
>> your spare set of keys.
"If I can find my keys, we'll drive out of here"
Just the punchline.
The rings might help with such a plight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mega at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Stinky Britches at January 15, 2018 04:46 PM (+H30B)
Aliens 13 galaxies over would probably be able to smell that ocean.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Actually, the thought of some Libtard Twitter Chick Employee popping open Carlos Danger's pics to his "babes" and getting all grossed out and flustered has me smiling.
Hey, do you think these employees could sue for sexual harassment?
hashtag: #IhadtolookatCarlosDanger'sJunkforwork
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Bob, NSA at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (ETZ19)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Carlin at January 15, 2018 04:48 PM (U5Xeq)
Kids x 7. Although, and don't take this as any kind of endorsement or condoning, it's a bit strange to me that it's illegal even if no human beings are involved, i.e. drawn or animated. It's perverse and should be shunned but I don't see how it should be a felony when no actual human beings are hurt or exploited.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yoko Ono at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2018 04:04 PM (42M22)
If you've ever GONE to twitter, or even visited a website like AoSHQ that embeds tweets - they have an advertising profile for your identity already. The nefarious thing about these fuckers is that you don't even have to actively participate in their data mining operation in order to be caught up in their net.
Disabling 3rd party cookies is the only way to totally avoid it - and even then its tough because a lot of websites won't work (like sites where you have to login through a 3rd party authentication provider)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (a9n6M)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (BOZML)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (8+Ozj)
Awesome. lol
Should have called him shithead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, that's the one. My nephews were pretty stoked when that one was popular!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (z79tQ)
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You are already in prison. You are chained to your job, your credit card debt, your desires, your insatiable desire for things that you do not need, because it will make you feel good for a little while.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (bA8QY)
Actually car keys are among "things women get stuck in their vaginas" in Tales from the ER.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (ETZ19)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (8+Ozj)
I'd love to see that scumbag Durbin called out and admit that he made up the shithole comment
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (493sH)
>> your spare set of keys.
"If I can find my keys, we'll drive out of here"
Just the punchline.
The rings might help with such a plight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH)
Got anything to write with?
Yeah, hang on *reaches around in underwear*
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:38 PM (t2Uf9)
Even though that pencil necked cocksucker is an annoying douche, the software is awesome imo in terms of rarely crashing and ease of use.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (y7DUB)
Call Any Vegetable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnhgQsat0mo
Posted by: ZAPPA! at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (t2Uf9)
The protocol is well understood and tested. Anyone can roll their own TOR stuff if they want to be super cautious.
TOR's compromised in a different way. If you own enough of the nodes, you can find out all sorts of interesting stuff about the network.
So that's what they do. The gov't agencies have tons of resources to host TOR nodes. They also send out harassment squads to people who own exit nodes and threaten to charge them with owning all the nasty stuff that got passed through their node. This keeps the numbers of non-gov't owned nodes down.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 15, 2018 04:52 PM (a9n6M)
More and more sites won't work if you have AdBlock.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)
You are already in prison. You are chained to your job, your credit card debt, your desires, your insatiable desire for things that you do not need, because it will make you feel good for a little while.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (bA8QY)
Be seeing you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (493sH)
Solid state drive and an electro-magnet or thermite.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (8O3HH)
Oh NOT A Happy Day for a certain someone:
You know that gospel song "OH Happy Day?"
Yeah, he's mort.
Edwin Hawkins, mortadell at 74.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzj3pOdCOqU
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (AmDwF)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)
Which is why I have a regular old dumb TV and there is no fucking way I will ever get one of those Alexa things.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NSA at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (d/r2I)
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You are already in prison. You are chained to your job, your credit card debt, your desires, your insatiable desire for things that you do not need, because it will make you feel good for a little while.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (bA8QY)
To be fair, I'm working on being initiated into generation Z. Totally worth it. Worldly shit is a lie and gets the fire.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 04:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Insomniac
And if everyone quit using them, they lose their ad base.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)
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I for one welcome our new Smart TV overlords.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Revenant at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (yXLbm)
>He must read the comments.
Yep. He has borrowed more than a few jokes from the Horde.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (+H30B)
BTW, been reported the FBI have been such things to catch pedos. So, there's that.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (NYS7S)
On NO! Not the...*cue scary music*... Dark. Web.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (z79tQ)
I said maybe you can have one in the livingroom, Because i never go there. LOL
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (+H30B)
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Sheesh. The least he could have done is send me a recipe for the cookbook.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (z79tQ)
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... is racist.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (BtQd4)
BTW, been reported the FBI have been such things to catch pedos. So, there's that.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:50 PM (NYS7S)
On NO! Not the...*cue scary music*... Dark. Web.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 04:57 PM (z79tQ)
Hell, for a while the FBI was the single biggest purveyor of child pr0n after seizing some "dark web" servers somewhere. They probably still are.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (+H30B)
But you could order an $80 Batman toy. So easy a kid could do it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 04:59 PM (8NLb9)
>> your spare set of keys.
"If I can find my keys, we'll drive out of here"
Just the punchline.
The rings might help with such a plight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH)
Got anything to write with?
Yeah, hang on *reaches around in underwear*
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)
Here, have a bump.
Posted by: That guy lingering in the men's room at January 15, 2018 04:59 PM (g4lFK)
Da dun DUUNUUUNNNNNN!!!
Yeah, the Dark. Web. Funny thing about it? The really scary stuff ain't the pr0n. Not by a long shot.
Ah, to be young and stupid again. On second thought...
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 04:59 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 04:59 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 04:59 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (vDqXW)
#FightFor$15
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
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You don't say.
Posted by: James Comey at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (Xsa79)
If i ever get my pee-pee caught in a wringer I'll follow it up by slow dancing with Chelsea Manning.
J/K
But I do see your point about Social media but it's hard to avoid all of it, I don't do Twitter or FB and it's clear I'm still getting ads targeted to me, except for "MeetBeautifulRUssianbabes "
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (QQ+il)
Hahaha.
Yeah, that'll do the trick.
to be fair it will keep your kids from finding out stuff about you, but that's about it. And they better be young kids at that otherwise they'll be digging up your dirt you thought was gone.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (z79tQ)
I use AdBlock. It hasn't cramped my style yet.
Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (jm1YL)
aging grandma
angry gangsta
agile gazelle
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (BtQd4)
--Oh yuck.
Attorney General
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (bA8QY)
Be seeing you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (493sH)
I am a man, not a number!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (5Yee7)
Yep, they were pretty proud of it too.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (t2Uf9)
I would guess selling credit card numbers and other stolen stuff would be the big thing.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (+H30B)
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You're a big help. If he sees that, no way he's sending in anything for Volume 2.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (5Yee7)
and we got your # buster
Posted by: willow at January 15, 2018 05:02 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 04:53 PM (bA8QY)
Be seeing you
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 04:55 PM (493sH)
I am a man, not a number!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (5Yee7)
We want Information...
Information....
Information....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:02 PM (xJa6I)
#FightFor$15
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2018 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Word!
#FightFor15
Posted by: Soccer Moms and Teachers at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (g4lFK)
I would guess selling credit card numbers and other stolen stuff would be the big thing.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (8NLb9)
Social security numbers and Medicare beneficiary numbers. Lot of organized crime got out of drugs and into the Medicare fraud business.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (+H30B)
That's the bread and butter and you don't even have to get too deep for that.
But the "for hire" stuff? Sheesh. Nasty.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (NYS7S)
Information....
Information....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:02 PM (xJa6I)
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Who is Number 1?
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)
Explore por--uh private mode. Chrome calls it incognito. No history saved. And you can customize it.
Of course your ISP always knows where you've been.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Rocky Mountain Oysters at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Soccer Moms and Teachers at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (g4lFK)
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Translates to #FightFor0
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (+H30B)
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Yes yes yes, I know. You never sent me one either, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (kNasr)
Yep, they were pretty proud of it too.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (NYS7S)
#TopMen
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs
Any time I hear of someone not regarded as a perv caught with child porn on their hard drive I wonder if it could've been planted. Not that Jimmy Drama or Lurch Mueller would ever do that; although in the first case it would probably have a biblical quote tagged on.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (y7DUB)
Bad News: quote to clear the acreage for the rifle range is more than expected.
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (Sfs6o)
Yep, they were pretty proud of it too.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 05:01 PM (NYS7S)
What percentage of the KKK and Nazi groups are, in fact, FBI agents?
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
Information....
Information....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:02 PM (xJa6I)
So, it ends up that the 1960s TV show The Prisoner was actually a documentary made by time-travelers from the future. Who knew?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Rocky Mountain Oysters at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (DMUuz)
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***REJECTED***
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:05 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
voting majority
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:05 PM (5y11N)
I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this picture but every single face tells a story, especially the Saudi guy.
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/950775738227200001
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (ylUqT)
According to some K members who were in my first NG unit back in the 80's? About half.
You know they were Fed because they were the only ones current on their dues.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs
Any time I hear of someone not regarded as a perv caught with child porn on their hard drive I wonder if it could've been planted. Not that Jimmy Drama or Lurch Mueller would ever do that; although in the first case it would probably have a biblical quote tagged on
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Oh no "we" would never do that. Others do that and then we go in with a warrant and "find" it. Its a useful way to be done with troublesome citizens.
Posted by: James Comey at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (8Sku7)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (ETZ19)
NOOOOOOOOOO you fucking idiots. Water does NOT freeze at 39 degrees.
I thought you mental pygmies loved science.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)
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Trivia: Patrick McGoohan always maintained that the answer was secretly punctuated:
You are, Number 6.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (vDqXW)
Well, I'm not a sucker.
All those other Morons paid you for their own recipe!
I, on the other hadnd, saw right through your scam.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (+H30B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL)
That is what I was getting at, Look who developed it
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
The smaller number is who isn't.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM
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Have a MoMe and hand everyone an axe. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (y7DUB)
Maybe I just don't understand how that world works, but why would anybody save that on their hard drive? Seems like they'd be more careful than that.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
Instead it was prophesy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)
Are we all going to have to wear the black jackets with the white piping?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (493sH)
I forgot to tell you, Mrs VIA said 'Thank You' for including her recipe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM
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Have a MoMe and hand everyone an axe. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (kNasr)
If I wasn't in WA state, I'd be down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (xJa6I)
Alexa: I'm not going to tell you that.
Me: Alexa, it's my cat.
Alexa: Oh, ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
voting majority
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:05 PM (5y11N)
Everybody who can afford to pay their monthly dues on time.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)
I believe it is generally accepted 10% of Medicare is fraud. On SS disability it runs in the 30s. LP (loss prevention) in the real world is in the 0.1 %. That is 100 times less for you dem voters.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (BtQd4)
Instead it was prophesy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)
Are we all going to have to wear the black jackets with the white piping?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (493sH)
Only if you have a sense of retro style
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (xJa6I)
--Actually, snow forms at just above freezing temperature frozen rain is actually sleet
Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Weasel
Duct tape and tannerite.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (xJa6I)
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This may be worth moving for!
Otherwise, standing invitation.
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cologuard at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
The smaller number is who isn't.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (z79tQ)
Nevermind that I'm copy/pasting my own shit, but I'm remembering a story of some Michigan militia that got busted and by time the assorted .gov agencies extracted their people from the group, there were two guys left
and neither of them had said shit.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (kNasr)
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The Valu-Rite bill will be exceeded only by the bump-up in your insurance cost
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM
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Have a MoMe and hand everyone an axe. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (kNasr)
That's silly. All you need is AtC and her flamethrower.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (y5nFh)
It's ALL Grapple!
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (+H30B)
The girlier agents would be Antifa.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM (+H30B)
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Yes, and you are not now a world-wide published author, are you.
With books even sold Down Under (Aussie bought 2 - hey, it counts!)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (493sH)
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It'll be really weird when we get to Fall Out.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (493sH)
AND, the white canvas boat shoes; can't forget them.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Hell, for a while the FBI was the single biggest purveyor of child pr0n after seizing some "dark web" servers somewhere. They probably still are.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Why do I not find that surprising?
Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Weasel '
Get ahold of the California government.
They seem to have cleared a whole lot of land recently.
And pretty quickly, I might add.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (EyPfd)
Sleet is rain that freezes on the way down.
In fact, I think most rain in winter starts as snow up high most of the time.
You can have a situation where it snows up high, melts on the way down, the refreezes to form sleet.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 05:04 PM (LeX56)
voting majority
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:05 PM (5y11N)
Everybody who can afford to pay their monthly dues on time.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:08 PM (g4lFK)
About 10,000 bronies show up in DC for bronie meeting of bronies doing bronie stuff to other bronies.
Last Alt-Right meeting gathered 200 people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (493sH)
If they say TourMaster on them.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (z79tQ)
And 39° is just a really cold rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (8NLb9)
Bad News: quote to clear the acreage for the rifle range is more than expected.
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Can't you just announce you've buried the gold out there "some where" but can't recall where? Maybe you were drunk, or something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (ylUqT)
I, on the other hand, saw right through your scam.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:06 PM
Dude! We already had our own recipes. We paid for the other Morons' recipes.
Well, that, and the time away The Editors took from their RL pursuits, such as reloading, contemplating 1/4" groups, burning donuts in intersections in black muscle cars, and rooting for teams that choked the instant they limped into the playoffs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (DMUuz)
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She's a man, baby.
Posted by: Austin Powers at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (aS5JE)
BTW, how much is a new chain saw?
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (8O3HH)
It is true eskimos have more words for snow than vagina?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Referring to an earlier discussion today on JLC.
She's a man, baby!
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (+H30B)
Comeys FBI Chief of Staff, James Rybicki, to Testify on the Hill to Multiple Committees
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (y3aQB)
I didn't check but I do hope they're not still classed as a "gang".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rhennigantx
How many words does a vagina have for snow?
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
I do not know if it is this but the actress who played the daughter just accused her stunt coordinator of molesting her during the shooting of the movie.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (EyPfd)
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Ah, please tell her I was very pleased to do so, and thanks to her for sending it in. If I'm recalling correctly (no guarantee there), hers was one that had a nice story attached to it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
There are a lot of sick people out there. I used to post at a music blog where we found out someone we'd interacted with was busted as part of a ring. As if that wasn't sickening enough at face value, word got out was the only way you could stay in the ring was to produce some of it themselves. I felt terrible just knowing about that and it still bothers me today.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (6Ll1u)
Have a MoMe and hand everyone an axe. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (kNasr)
That's silly. All you need is AtC and her flamethrower.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (y5nFh)
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That has possibilities!
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:07 PM (xJa6I)
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This may be worth moving for!
Otherwise, standing invitation.
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Thanks man. Never say 'never' but who knows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)
>> vagina?
I don't know the count, but they do have several words for freezing squirt, depending on how it's formed. Also frozen semen.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (DMUuz)
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HEY! I'm beginning to think you're in the pocket of Big Dildo.
(yes yes yes phrasing but the only other word I could think of was "grip" and that's not much better)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM (8Sku7)
BTW, how much is a new chain saw?
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (aC6Sd)
Chainsaw: Husqvarna 450 $369 Hospital: Several Femoral Arteries from not having chaps $54,000 Roof: Damaged roof from tree that fell on way to hospital $12,750 Pride: Of doing things yourself PRICELESS
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (EyPfd)
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GVIA, some things I remember, most things I don't.
Posted by: pbluebell at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (kNasr)
Knew what it was before I clicked, but damn that is a good song.
thx
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx "
Would stand to reason.
Eskimos probably actually see more snow than vagina.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (5y11N)
How many words does a vagina have for snow?
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (8ikIW)
One.
I hear their code word is Brittany.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (g4lFK)
Wouldn't a razor or waxing be a better option?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (aMlLZ)
An ex-gf from Burbank told me that JLC put the cock in cocktail dress.
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2018 05:09 PM (y5nFh)
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That has possibilities!
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:15 PM (Sfs6o)
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I think Helena may be onto something there.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (y7DUB)
Ugh. Just ugh. I guess that was "insurance" of a sort. Ugh.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The guy what Says Fuck This shit! at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM (U5Xeq)
Another global warming huckster!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)
Snow TandAandVulvae = Snow bunnies
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:18 PM (8O3HH)
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One time my brother and his friend decided to take down a 70 foot tall oak tree that was right next to his house. It was all going according to plan until a tiny breeze started to blow . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (WQmgA)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (kNasr)
Why don't you come up and see me some time?
Posted by: Eskimo Nell at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (MIKMs)
I just know that there's a code for that.
Where's Muldoon when you need him?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Fritz
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She was born with both male and female parts.
Posted by: to be clear at January 15, 2018 05:20 PM (ldgNA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 05:13 PM (6Ll1u)
He lives down the lane and perfectly content in the Village
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:20 PM (493sH)
BTW, how much is a new chain saw?
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:12 PM (aC6Sd)
Meh, that'd take too long. How much is a bulldozer rental?
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 05:20 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Austin Powers at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (aS5JE)
She's like half and half.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: George Takei at January 15, 2018 05:23 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (bc2Lc)
I'm sorry Tony.
I'm so sorry.....
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 05:23 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (+lOpA)
Oh, my!
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I'm nauseated, George.
I'm so nauseated....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2018 05:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Ask Pablo Montoya. One chainsaw can ruin your entire hotel stay.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (bc2Lc)
I am Oblivious!!
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (+lOpA)
*counts on fingers*
That's a whole and a half!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (EyPfd)
They're all married?
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: Austin Powers at January 15, 2018 05:11 PM (aS5JE)
She's like half and half.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 05:22 PM (RwBDG)
Probably more like 80/20.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: chavez rhe hugo at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:26 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:16 PM
I thought the B stood for Brown?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2018 05:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 05:27 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)
......and The Defense rests Your Honor.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:27 PM (g4lFK)
Why don't you come up and see me some time?
Posted by: Eskimo Nell at January 15, 2018 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
Sorry harsh summer low on pelts no wampum maybe next year
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:28 PM (BtQd4)
>> Big Dildo.
Big Dildo doesn't really have pockets -- they go in pockets, but don't have 'em.
That's more Big Fleshlight.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez rhe hugo at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Fake boobs like Marylin Manson.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 15, 2018 05:29 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 05:29 PM (ILitO)
I buy cheap chain saws. If an under $100 chain saw can't do the deed, then neither should I.
I value my labor. At about $100. I value my life a whole lot more.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 15, 2018 05:29 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Big Dildo at January 15, 2018 05:30 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:30 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:25 PM (5y11N)
Woof! Knotting! Woof! Woof!
Posted by: Jasper at January 15, 2018 05:30 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (AmDwF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)
I stand before you today as the candidate of drunken afternoon revels and morning bloody mary's.
I am against hangovers, however, and believe a good government area of future scientific research is "how to end hangovers among the perpetually hammered"/
Based upon all my experience I believe white males want only to control the remote and are fully in favor of letting everyone else run the world. Mostly they will do anything to avoid actual work, so I think the patriarchy is dead!
Easy win. Next stop, President Hillary!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (ylUqT)
Mhmm. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (I/iGu)
Smart dildos and other toys are a big thing now.
Yeah, hook 'em all up to the internet, that's wise.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (8O3HH)
I forgot his name.
Steven Webber?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 05:31 PM (AmDwF)
Denny Laine
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 05:27 PM (ILitO)
A friend would share that image
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:32 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (EyPfd)
I fear Bob@NSA may know something of my fondness for Czech women.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2018 05:34 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (g4lFK)
I'm shocked.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:34 PM (xJa6I)
Bill Cosby?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (493sH)
The rumor is she was some sort of interesex. Don't know if they're true.
There's a wide of those and it could be something mildly wrong to greatly wrong.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:17 PM (EyPfd)
They're all married?
Posted by: jakee308
I don't know
But I've been told
Eskimo mish is mighty cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Harold Finch at January 15, 2018 05:35 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (EyPfd)
No no . Nathan Beaulieu plays wing for the Canadiens.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (8NLb9)
The Plot Thickens=> Tom Fitton Hints Hillary Clinton Was Hiding EVERYTHING on Her Private Email Server
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (y3aQB)
Even today, she's hot.
Also I don't believe the penis rumor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (xJa6I)
Trust me it's true.
I literally dated a sorority girl whose mom was a nurse of JLC.
It's an open secret.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2018 05:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (5y11N)
Alcee Hastings says Hi!
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (y3aQB)
In Maryland, it's not considered as disqualifying.
Oddly enough.
Posted by: V at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (KP5rU)
The Plot Thickens=> Tom Fitton Hints Hillary Clinton Was Hiding EVERYTHING on Her Private Email Server
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (y3aQB)
At last! We will get the truth about the Voynich manuscript!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 15, 2018 05:38 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (+lOpA)
I literally dated a sorority girl whose mom was a nurse of JLC.
It's an open secret.
Posted by: Monk
I wonder which way Harvey Weinstein went with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (398bZ)
other great Shithole Country acts:
Curlin Dumpy
Johnny Scat
Cornway Feces
Pinch Loafin
Garth Brooks
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Sounds like a Democrat problem to me.
Always aid your enemy when they have a loaded gun in their mouth.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:40 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2018 05:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 05:39 PM (EyPfd)
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I noticed you left off the "G."
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 05:41 PM (kNasr)
Yeah sad. Their album, Everyone Else Is Doing It is one of the albums I played when I painted.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 05:41 PM (8NLb9)
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We finally know where the Khalidi tape is hidden!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:41 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 15, 2018 04:13 PM (yzxic)
Undoubtedly waiting to compile further damning information. And then sitting on it until Weiner gets elected/appointed to some position of power, and then blackmail him into doing Zuckerberg's bidding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 05:43 PM (sD2WN)
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We finally know where the Khalidi tape is hidden!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 15, 2018 05:41 PM (ylUqT)
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It's so mean to hide Paul Krugman's integrity on him like that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 05:43 PM (vDqXW)
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If you are of the bent to post one on twatter, then yes.
Generally speaking, I think sculptures of Hillary are frowned upon.
Posted by: Bonecrusher
How do you NOT make a sculpture of Hillary.
Lat week I did one that looked just like Jesus. Chicago Jesus that is.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 15, 2018 05:43 PM (0ecq3)
https://tinyurl.com/y8s6jz2e
They must be made to pay. Godfrey. Elfwick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 05:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 05:46 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 15, 2018 05:46 PM (bJ0w+)
Hawaiian Emergency Management Officials Hold Interview Have Post It Notes of Legible Passwords on Their Computer Screens
HAHA
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 05:46 PM (y3aQB)
As opposed to figuratively dating her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 05:46 PM (8+Ozj)
Four day weekend!!!
Posted by: DanMan at January 15, 2018 05:47 PM (0SEK8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2018 05:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 05:47 PM (8+Ozj)
Heh.
Well, come to think of it, many of my dates, such as you could call them, are indeed figurative.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:48 PM (8O3HH)
Soupy Sales ?
Well, if HE was a threat to National Security, I guess we're ALL boned.
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2018 05:48 PM (jy2/3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2018 05:49 PM (zLDYs)
I literally dated a sorority girl whose mom was a nurse of JLC.
It's an open secret.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:36 PM (g4lFK)
Hey, there's nothing wrong with liking chicks with dicks!
Posted by: Randal Graves: scourge of the video renter at January 15, 2018 05:49 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:49 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 15, 2018 05:50 PM (w7KSn)
it tends to drive Facebook nuts. The site keeps trying to get me to
input my employment information, and makes horribly erroneous guesses
based off of people that are on my Friends list.
Posted by: junior at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (EQ2Nf)
Tell Facebook you are a piano player in a whorehouse. My son had me fooled that way for years.
Posted by: Engineer's Mother at January 15, 2018 05:50 PM (sD2WN)
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Better word is "intersex". True human hermaphrodites are very rare indeed. They have existed, such as it defined (having both ovary and testicle), but very few are know.
Many intersex conditions can be "fixed" at birth, or doing puberty.
Look up CAIS, complete androgen insensitivity syndrome, and XYGDS, XY gonadal dysgensis syndrome.
There are rumors, and well founded that Wallis Simpson was one of these.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:51 PM (8O3HH)
Why didn't they report him?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2018 05:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (6Ll1u)
1998?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15, 2018 04:19 PM (xJa6I)
Relax, it probably hasn't been delivered yet.
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2018 05:52 PM (jy2/3)
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 05:52 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 05:53 PM (BiLU+)
Oh, forgot most all intersex conditions cause sterility. Like 99.99% of the time. So, if a woman has children (and proven to actually birth them) that pretty disproves any intersex rumors.
JLC has only adopted children.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:54 PM (8O3HH)
As opposed to figuratively dating her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 05:46 PM (8+Ozj)
Nope literally. Awesome, girl I dated. Open secret JLC was born 2% woman.
It's easier and after to chop off balls and penis and be a woman, than have the hysterectomy taking out the female plumbing. Hence the need for big fake boobs.
Starred in True Lies as a sexy house wife. Hollywood playing tricks and conditioning the public. Bad bad bad.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 05:54 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Driveby Delurker at January 15, 2018 05:54 PM (/RYJz)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 05:55 PM (AmDwF)
And just to be clear, having adopted children does not prove intersex, of course not. But it is consistent with it.
And there are many other problems not intersex that can cause a woman to be unable to have children, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:55 PM (8O3HH)
Soupy Sales ?
Well, if HE was a threat to National Security, I guess we're ALL boned.
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2018 05:48 PM (jy2/3)
Posted by: Zombie Andrew Brietbart at January 15, 2018 05:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2018 05:52 PM
You may be thinking of Michael McKean?
Posted by: otho at January 15, 2018 05:56 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/qEW2)
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A fate to die for!
Posted by: Shep Smith, range clearing expert at January 15, 2018 05:58 PM (ylUqT)
But then, the better angels of my nature took hold, and I decided that it would not be prudent (or Christian) to send such a message.
Posted by: CyberCipher at January 15, 2018 06:00 PM (p6WoB)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 04:18 PM (8ikIW)
NO ONE put beans in soylent
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 04:32 PM (BtQd4)
What about carrots ?
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2018 06:02 PM (jy2/3)
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 05:33 PM (8O3HH)
Bwwaaaahhhhhhh
Posted by: Publius's Hothouse Harem at January 15, 2018 06:10 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Rose at January 15, 2018 06:29 PM (30UCB)
Even today, she's hot.
Also I don't believe the penis rumor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 15
Don't blame us if you get your eye poked out.
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2018 06:40 PM (jy2/3)
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)