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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/14/18 )
But if you’re trying to get me fired simply because you don’t like my worldview, well then, I’m going to fight back. Partly because I like my job, and partly because you’re wrong about your assumptions, but mostly because your tactics typify a toxic blend of laziness and group-think that are all too common today – a hot mess of hashtags and intolerance that deepen the chasm currently dividing our country.Mike RoweQuote II
"That's why I told Washington Republicans to grow a pair of ovaries and get the job done."Arizona Rep. Martha McSallyQuote III
Let’s state the obvious. Some countries are shitholes. To claim that this is racist is racist. They are not shitholes because of the color of the populace but because of bad ideas, corrupt governance, false religion, and broken culture. Further, most of the problems in these countries are generated at the top. Plenty of rank-and-file immigrants from such ruined venues ultimately make good Americans—witness those who came from 1840s potato-famine Ireland, a shithole if ever there was one! It takes caution and skill to separate the good from the bad. Andrew Klavan
States run by Democrats see population exodus. The new shitholes?
Illinois, New Jersey, and New York were the top states in the nation for outbound moves in 2017, according to data from United Van Lines. United Van Lines, which tracks state-to-state migration patterns, found that Illinois was the top state for outbound migration with 63 percent of moves going out of state. "The Northeast continues to experience a moving deficit with New Jersey (63 percent outbound), New York (61 percent) and Connecticut (57 percent) making the list of top outbound states for the third consecutive year," the report states. "Massachusetts (56 percent) also joined the top outbound list this year."
Can't blame the weather, it's warming isn't it?
Chelsea Manning, a transgender former Army intelligence analyst convicted of leaking classified documents, has filed to run for the U.S. Senate. The Washington Post first reported Saturday that Manning has filed to run in Maryland for the seat of Democratic Sen. Ben Cardin.Nothing says vote for me threatening and condoning violence.
The way to a man's heart is through his erection? Or does A Man's Heart Really Does Dictate His Erection?
There is more (and new) evidence mounting to an already robust knowledge database that a man’s erectile dysfunction (ED) can be linked to a higher rate of cardiovascular (CV) events. The latest work to be discussed here demonstrated such men had a “higher relative risk of myocardial infarction [or heart attack], total CV events, and all-cause mortality.” (1)
January 14, 1966, David Jones changed his name to David Bowie to avoid confusion with Davy Jones from The Monkees, just in time for the release of his single, 'Can't Help Thinking About Me'. He would later say that he chose "Bowie" because he liked that "big American bear-killin' knife."
January 14, 1970, Diana Ross made her last appearance with The Supremes at The Frontier Hotel, Las Vegas. During the show, Diana introduced her replacement, Jean Terrell, who would lead the group to seven more Top 40 hits, including the Top 10 entries 'Up The Ladder To The Roof' and 'Stoned Love' later in the year.
The annual CES gadget show kicks off in Las Vegas this week, as over 4,000 technology companies from around the world converge to showcase their wares to over 170,000 people during a week of of drinking, gambling and hardcore nerding out. And while some attendees surely plan to indulge in any one of Vegas's many strip clubs to blow off some steam thinking about Intel's hot new 8th generation Core processors, CES participants (with badge) can take a free Tesla ride over to Saphire and partition their hard-drives to the gyrations of "R2 Double D" and "Triple CPU," a pair of non-judgmental "fully animated electronic twins" who hope you don't mind silicon implants.
NSFW Can we replace Joe Buck and Jim Nance with Bob Menery?
Customers ran out of the Mcdonald's on Santa Barbara Boulevard in Cape Coral after seeing a man pull out a gun. "A fight is one thing but when you bring in an actual weapon and all that. That's a totally different story," Stephen Ciferri said. He recorded the whole thing last Monday. He said two workers started yelling and it turned physical fast. "He walked up in there and next thing you know they started rolling around in the back," Ciferri said. In front of customers, the two begin to wrestle as another employee yells for them to stop.
An 8-year-old girl's first day back at school after a 15-month absence for cancer treatments was a day she will never forget. Teachers, police officers, classmates and their parents waited outside of Merrymount Elementary School in Quincy, Massachusetts, for the third-grader's arrival holding signs of welcome and encouragement.
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Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 14, 2018 09:55 PM (5qn42)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)
I don't want to be like the Democrabs and psychoanalyze someone who hasn't ever been on my couch.
Noting FTR that I am not a psychoanalyst.
But it looks to me like the Regressives are utterly cracking up.
I mean, even more than ever.
Some critical cracking-up point of real self-destruction.
Soon.
Sad.
Just noodling randomly on a Sunday night.
Hi, y'all. Off to check the content now...
Posted by: mindful webworker - early overnighter at January 14, 2018 09:57 PM (NU2/k)
McSally isn't running for Senate as a conservative.
She's running for Senate as someone who wants to "get things done." Her words.
And you know exactly what that means.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 14, 2018 09:58 PM (uvWRL)
McSally in No Good.
She's a mccain.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 14, 2018 09:57 PM (uvWRL)
A bumbling sleaze with a tumor the size of Sedona?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 09:58 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 14, 2018 09:58 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 14, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
I mean, even more than ever.
Some critical cracking-up point of real self-destruction.
Soon.
Sad.
Just noodling randomly on a Sunday night.
Hi, y'all. Off to check the content now...
Posted by: mindful webworker - early overnighter at January 14, 2018 09:57 PM (NU2/k)
I'm buying popcorn futures.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2018 10:00 PM (kufk0)
Uplifting Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at January 14, 2018 10:00 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
and floppy wieners!
Posted by: Game of Thrones at January 14, 2018 10:00 PM (g4lFK)
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How about a lawsuit on behalf of children and future generations about sticking them with the huge federal debt?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2018 10:01 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 14, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:01 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:01 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 14, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)
Uncle!!!
In case anyone was wondering, Joyce is exhausting (in a VERY good way)!
Yesterday: Ocala Farmer's Market, Target, Walmart, lunch, GameStop, and (finally!) T J Maxx.
Then pizza and a delicious Hubby-made salad for dinner.
/catches breath
Today was Market of Marion (an indoor flea market roughly the size of Vermont) accompanied by ear Jessica. She scored a cool new case to go with her new cell phone, some bitchin' new shades AND reading specs. Then a late lunch at an amazing local grill, just too much fun!!
Had a laid-back evening with Joyce (Hubby and Daughter were under the weather), then back home in the morning.
Oh! This was the first time we've met Jess, although we all felt like we'd known each other for years from texts and calls. She is FANTASTIC!!!
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at January 14, 2018 10:02 PM (c5dWW)
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Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (c8EhQ)
Heh.
Posted by: random bastard is who I'm lookin' for at January 14, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:04 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 10:05 PM (2K6fY)
The Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-2
Well, a minute left but its over.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2018 10:05 PM (peJQi)
https://youtu.be/DP_I-rj8RUY
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:04 PM (c8EhQ)
Funny thing, Mrs. Mis. Hum. was not impressed when I showed her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (3/sUh)
I'll invest in the startup for AI Virtual Frank Broyles.
Posted by: random Miklos at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (3/sUh)
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I understand that some women prefer bowling shoes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:07 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2018 10:07 PM (I/qFc)
I understand that some women prefer bowling shoes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:07 PM (c8EhQ)
Now she is asking me why I'm giggling.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (cu8/f)
There was a YouTube channel that was mostly a Vlog on progressives, a woman presenter and an image of a woman, with a martini glass on a rock surrounded by rippling water.
Who is that? She mentioned a paper on learned helplessness that I found to be extremely useful, and I wonder what else she had to say
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (2K6fY)
I'm sure Obama will go out and claim she/he/it is the most qualified candidate for the US Senate, evah!
Posted by: Gref at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (AMIL/)
So he's really been David BOO-ey all this time?
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (cW490)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (g4lFK)
Running against Cardin. The Maryland Free State may be a net importer of popcorn this year.
Posted by: Popcorn Futures manipulating Miklos Duke at January 14, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)
Someone was asking about the Justine Damond (Aussie lady murdered by Somali cop). Far and away the best coverage of this is here:
https://statelymcdanielmanor.wordpress.com/tag/justine-damond/
Posted by: ibguy at January 14, 2018 10:09 PM (c5dWW)
Sleeping in like a lazy bum is the first thing on my agenda.
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:09 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (3/sUh)
When she giggles, don't ask.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 14, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)
You know, I think the morons here are a little short on culture. G.K.
Chesterton pondering the lost and broken nature of the church on Earth
might help with that.
https://tinyurl.com/yc27o8nr
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 14, 2018 09:55 PM (5qn42)
You really lack self-awareness, don't you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2018 10:11 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2018 10:11 PM (rnAwa)
* by most of the moves I mean given the many reasons people are leaving, that one will be at the top.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2018 10:11 PM (z79tQ)
How in the hell did we get to this point? Senator Manning will miss votes because of dilating times. Will lobby for time off and will win.
The future looks grim sometimes.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:12 PM (g4lFK)
Like a Redcoat. Lotsa "good guy" Redcoats.
Die in a ditch , Mitt.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 10:12 PM (5ng19)
How in the hell did we get to this point? Senator Manning will miss votes because of dilating times. Will lobby for time off and will win.
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Geez. That could not be more disgusting. What kind of "male" would date such a thing?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:13 PM (c8EhQ)
Someone was saying on the EMT that their RC parish had been taken over by an SJW priest.
My advice? Find a Latin Rite parish. They stick to theology, not politics. Hope that with Summorum Pontificum more such parishes will be established.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 10:13 PM (NIjGw)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at January 14, 2018 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
No half stars either from you
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:13 PM (g4lFK)
Then it embraced economic freedoms (a recent survey ranks it #5 to the US's #11) and the Celtic tiger was unleashed. It's GDP per capita is higher than the US (although this is misleading because a lot of revenue gets booked in IRE by muti-nationals for tax reasons).
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:14 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2018 10:16 PM (itfg0)
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Probably should be made an honorary American posthumously just for that line alone.
Oh, and pearl necklace? That's such an obvious softball but it's still taking all I have not to swing.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (z79tQ)
How in the hell did we get to this point? Senator Manning will miss
votes because of dilating times. Will lobby for time off and will win.
The future looks grim sometimes.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:12 PM (g4lFK)
Do we know if it's had the de-dicktion yet? I suggested in the prior thread that we call it "were-maggot Bradley Manning". I don't care if it got a legal change of name; that was done in bad faith, in order for it to impersonate a woman, which is something that it can never be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (eh0Va)
How in the hell did we get to this point? Senator Manning will miss votes because of dilating times. Will lobby for time off and will win.
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Geez. That could not be more disgusting. What kind of "male" would date such a thing?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:13 PM (c8EhQ)
Mister Metokur has a entire channel with plenty of the type of men who would bang a self inflicted gash that is not allowed to heal.
He gets his hands dirty so people like us don't have to.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:14 PM (pV/54)
Ireland received a lot of EC/EU money for years, with no real impact on growth. The Celtic Tiger only took off when they dramatically lowered taxes.
It isn't the amount of money spent (even "found" money), it is the environment in which it is spent.
Posted by: Miklos O'Mises at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (zCyNd)
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Really?
I got nothing.
Posted by: Peter North at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (c8EhQ)
This has changed nearly 180. So all this ranting about how we're a nation of immigrants is just horsehit.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pV/54)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618199182446593
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618299799597058
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618389712891904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618482654433280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618670232137729
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 14, 2018 09:29 PM (/o9Qk)
I am now. What up?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (g4lFK)
https://youtu.be/cfsOgarSc-Q
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (N5dam)
Jack Posobiec January 15, 2018
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
Visited my local version of shitholesstan today while shopping for a used kid car. To call the neighborhood sketchy would be high praise. Central OH is one of the three major dump off areas for Somali immigrants. They muscled out the previous denizens of the hood here.
Visited two car lots but they're not as you would picture them. Dirt/mud lot - cars so tightly packed you can't even walk around them and the *office* of said shithole was an unheated, cinderblock room with a bare bulb hanging down for light. The somali that was doing the selling insisted angrily that all the cars were *excellent - why you not buy?* The car were filthy inside and out.
Didn't stay long. I understand being poor - been there, done that. But soap and water is pretty cheap so there is no excuse for being dirty or having your goods for sale not be presentable.
My take on it is they are so use to the filth at home, they don't even see it anymore. When they moved here, it's paradise because no one is shooting at them. Clean up your cars and yourself and I might, just might do business with you.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (tr2D7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618759671418880
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618865409904642
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952618958926073856
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952619037934092289
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/952619122902405122
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (eh0Va)
this stuff always happens TO them, never BY them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJzpoj_NxqQ
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (Y3RqE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
Knowing the horde this is probably old, but it fits and it's funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBhLI3NqnaQ
nsfw for language mostly
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (nisXv)
This has changed nearly 180. So all this ranting about how we're a nation of immigrants is just horsehit.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pV/54)
We can thank LBJ for that. Him and his "Great Society" BS.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 10:21 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (g4lFK)
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Today, on the Meghan Kelley Show, a very special television event...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:21 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 14, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Then they flee to non-shithole places and turn them into shitholes.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
This has changed nearly 180. So all this ranting about how we're a nation of immigrants is just horsehit.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pV/54)
they use to come here for freedom, now they come for free shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miklos O'Mises at January 14, 2018 10:17 PM (zCyNd)
Now, let's not get all crazy here. You might as well be claiming that it is production, and not consumption, that drives an economy.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (2K6fY)
75 Trump's point was that we should be running immigration with a mind to our own benefit and not as a welfare plan for the world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
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A point that is shocking in its obviousness
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (c8EhQ)
Last night I had dinner on a restaurant patio
outside in 78 degree weather. SoCal is a political sh*thole but you sure
can't beat the weather.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 09:44 PM (c8EhQ)
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this!
gorgeous day yesterday and today, and toasty warm too, at least out here in The Valley, like totally, fer sure.
gorgeous sunset too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (8CMuu)
In the comments section I found this damning article by someone who shared basic with La Manning:
https://tinyurl.com/yc5feq2t
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 10:23 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Visited my local version of shitholesstan today while shopping for a used kid car. To call the neighborhood sketchy would be high praise. Central OH is one of the three major dump off areas for Somali immigrants. They muscled out the previous denizens of the hood here.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 10:20 PM (tr2D7)
We talking the Columbus area? I have a friend out there in a town called Whitehall. I suggested they change the name to nighthall. Damn, what a dump.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)
This is what happens when you corner a rat.
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:25 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pV/54)
Along with the "Diversity is Our Strength" horseshit they've been reciting for 30 years.
We're not strong because we're diverse, just a bit more interesting. Mexicans don't come here to enjoy our diversity as they retain their own language and customs and live among other Mexicans. Same for every other nationality that comes here. We're strong because of our rule of law, our liberty, our work ethic, our aspirations for excellence, and our reverence for individual rights and opportunities for wealth and a good life. All which are being eroded and shredded as an offering to the cult of "diversity"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:26 PM (eh0Va)
This is the fault of our political class.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2018 10:27 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
can't beat the weather.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 09:44 PM (c8EhQ)
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this!
gorgeous day yesterday and today, and toasty warm too, at least out here in The Valley, like totally, fer sure.
gorgeous sunset too.
Yeah, well fvck you guys, the sun never sets in Chicago!
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:28 PM (nisXv)
gorgeous day yesterday and today, and toasty warm too, at least out here in The Valley, like totally, fer sure.
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I lived in Chatsworth when I was in college and waited tables in restaurants on Ventura Blvd. Still have a soft spot in my heart for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:28 PM (c8EhQ)
The man is obviously insane.
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 10:29 PM (cW490)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:29 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:30 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:30 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:28 PM (c8EhQ)
Chatsworth is where you know you've seen that girl before but you don't really want to say where.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Berserker
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Hey B, ahyup. Except Whitehall is the high end neighborhood compared to the Linden hood. Whitehall has sidewalks - mostly.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (tr2D7)
Yeah, well fvck you guys, the sun never sets in Chicago!
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:28 PM (nisXv)
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I had to try a case at the Dirkson Federal Building downtown in February a few years ago. I spent three weeks there, living in a hotel a few blocks away.
Damn, I don't know how you people stand that weather.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:30 PM (/01mw
Satan also quoted scripture.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)
Dagashi Kashi (S2) -- It's all about Japanese candy.
Darling in the FanXX -- A bit of a generic show about boys and girls being paired off to fight in mechas to battle kaiju monsters of some sort. Better than average, but nothing setting it apart so far.
Kiling Bites - Honey Badger girl fights as a genetically inhanced killer in arena fights for Bilderburger-level overlords. There are tits shown.
Takunomi -- Four women share a house and drink alcohol while talking about said alcohol and proper food pairings therefor.
Also, "Pop Team Epic" episode 2 -- It helps if there are chemicals altering your brain when you watch it.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:32 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:32 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 14, 2018 10:32 PM (kiSdp)
A couple of do gooder churches brought them in and started dumping them in the Cleveland Ave. east of 161 area. What used to a decent area has been transformed into a shithole and that shithole keeps getting bigger and bigger
Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2018 10:33 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
As I understand it, Somalis have an attitude of superiority towards everyone else.
Which is almost hilarious, since they are pretty much the dregs of humanity.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (eh0Va)
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Heh. It was a center of pr0n flick production when I lived there. So, yeah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:33 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at January 14, 2018 10:34 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 10:34 PM (cW490)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 10:35 PM (HZWmq)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 10:22 PM (2K6fY)
My consumption of Barberettes is significant. Any loss/increase in GDP is all on you. Or me. Except that my ideas about the Barberettes do not include you. Sorry, I'm kinda selfish that way.
Posted by: Miklos O'Mises at January 14, 2018 10:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
As I understand it, Somalis have an attitude of superiority towards everyone else.
Which is almost hilarious, since they are pretty much the dregs of humanity.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
*Looks at Minnesota and Sweden*
And what evidence to the contrary has been presented to them?
Posted by: At least they aren't Belgian... at January 14, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Menstruation?
Posted by: dumbsheet at January 14, 2018 10:37 PM (TzscB)
Satan also quoted scripture.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)
Somebody went to Sunday School.
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:37 PM (/01mw)
a few years ago. I spent three weeks there, living in a hotel a few
blocks away.
Damn, I don't know how you people stand that weather.
The Dirkson Federal Building was on my way to Ohio and Wabash and so windy they had rope fences to grab on to as you turned the corner around the building. I saw people ripped off of their feet from the wind. Cold in the winter.
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:38 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Miklos O'Menery at January 14, 2018 10:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
They have no standing.
By*: Every federal judge in the country, protecting their sweet sinecures and lifetime phat pensions
*too lazy to sock, and btw 'phat' doesn't get the squiggly underline treatment -- It must be a real word*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2018 10:39 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Just John at January 14, 2018 10:39 PM (g3lWO)
Posted by: peter dinklage at January 14, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
They don't hate America. They just love everybody and everything else more.
Posted by: Commoner at January 14, 2018 10:40 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:40 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Just John"
You share a large portion of the blame.
Posted by: Commoner at January 14, 2018 10:41 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:42 PM (nisXv)
They don't hate America. They just love everybody and everything else more.
Posted by: Commoner at January 14, 2018 10:40 PM (TzscB)
It's people like Bezos what cause unrest. Or reconsideration of anti-trust law and state-level sales taxes.
Posted by: Miklos, your guide to the Road to Serfdom at January 14, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)
Why would you watch those, learning Japanese?
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 10:34 PM (cW490)
For the same reason I ignore most of what it being put out in the U.S. and the U.K.
The SJW B.S. has so fully infiltrated media here that even light dustings of it are enough to make me shake my fist. This is not to say that there isn't anything decent... just that it is becoming rarer and harder to find.
In contrast, Japan doesn't play by that P.C. bulls**t, and what elements it might emulate are less about shoving a message down my throat than a fascination with something different. Heck, the "yuri" and "yaoi" stuff is primarily about titillating the other sex than it is about pushing any social agenda.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 14, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)
*Looks at Minnesota and Sweden*
And what evidence to the contrary has been presented to them?
Posted by: At least they aren't Belgian... at January 14, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)
None, since white people are taught to apologize for our very existence.
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH
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I think there are here for good. Our govt believed they earned that right with the graceful and dignified treatment of our KIAs when the Blackhawks were shot down.
Spit.
do I really need the sark tag?
Didn't think so.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 10:43 PM (tr2D7)
We had our meeting today on the Nachusa Grasslands, it's a great grand recreated prairie here in Lee Co, IL.
They have 100 bison there, since they started w/ 30 in 2014.
Posted by: Farmer at January 14, 2018 10:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)
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And the constitution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)
FAKE NEWS!!!!
Posted by: Sen. Dick Turban at January 14, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:45 PM
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ray Cist at January 14, 2018 10:48 PM (TzscB)
Posted by: Miklos, with authentic coonskin cap at January 14, 2018 10:49 PM (zCyNd)
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Severe conservative Ms. Lindsey says the entire world owns the US.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 10:49 PM (+y/Ru)
George RR Martin is spoofed by South Park, but he takes it like a champ
https://youtu.be/DP_I-rj8RUY
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)
Yes, he does take it well.
And I'm sure it is his love of boobehs, hookers, and blow that is keeping him from finishing the story!
I'm convinced he is going to stroke out before he is done, and they will have to get Brian Sanderson to finish it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 14, 2018 10:49 PM (8iiMU)
*deletes*
Dittoe. Crap, typo, now what? Assert some white privilege?
Posted by: Ray Cist at January 14, 2018 10:48 PM (TzscB)
Cue the picture of Grandpa Simpson baying at the moon.
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:49 PM (/01mw)
Provide incentives. These people don't understand cause and effect.
Or do they?
Posted by: Ray Cist at January 14, 2018 10:50 PM (TzscB)
I love it when Lefty outrage increases Trump's support. "He said what?! That's awesome!"
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 10:50 PM (cW490)
https://youtu.be/cfsOgarSc-Q
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (N5dam)
Yup, shithole. Well parts of it anyway. I used to practice there with one of my last bands. hated that shithole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 10:50 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:51 PM (nisXv)
I love pearls. What pearls?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2018 10:52 PM (0tfLf)
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Hence, the outrage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2018 10:52 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
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That's your white privilege talking, peckerwood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:53 PM (c8EhQ)
Can I tell you about Canada's immigrant selection process? Almost the same as what Trump has proposed.
Posted by: Miklos, with authentic immigration law knowledge at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
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That's your white privilege talking, peckerwood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:53 PM (c8EhQ)
That's what those SJW douchenozzles would say for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
But when it comes to AZ Senators, it's hard to tell the difference anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2018 10:55 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 10:55 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (/01mw)
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Um, yes. Boobs.
Of course.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 10:55 PM (c8EhQ)
In the comments section I found this damning article by someone who shared basic with La Manning:
https://tinyurl.com/yc5feq2t
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 10:23 PM (qJtVm)
Profile of a classic anti-social personality disorder.
Also, Obama pardoning Bradley is more proof Michelle is a tranny whose real name is micheal.
Her name was Joan Rivers btw.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 14, 2018 10:56 PM (fkYmC)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
That's your white privilege talking.
Posted by: SJWbot at January 14, 2018 10:56 PM (zCyNd)
https://youtu.be/cfsOgarSc-Q
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (N5dam)
That was awesome.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (FAO5C)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (FAO5C)
She does seem rather high maintenance.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)
This may be the comment of past 2 years winner.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 10:58 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (tr2D7)
Has a very cool place called Roosters too. I guess its a sports bar. Killer food and wings. Place is always packed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 10:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2018 10:06 PM (OeWgo)
I look at history as the Devil's "Groundhog Day". As in the movie, the protagonist keeps on learning, dumping what doesn't work and trying out things that does work until he achieves his goal.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 14, 2018 10:59 PM (lD3vL)
Of course.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero
Well? Someone has to explain it to those who don't understand. Cicero has the floor.
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (nisXv)
I have a 2003 Toyota Avalon for sale. Excellent mechanical, very good cosmetic.
It's in northern NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (ZJshx)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (FAO5C)
So pearl necklace is a person?
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (/01mw)
It's high time for white people to stop *typing* and *deleting*.
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl
Someone will tell you "GO BACK TO STORMFRONT!!!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
So right!!! And Bradley and Chelsea are such a beautiful and empowered couple!!! No one should have children, but their non-gender-based offspring would be an example of the limits of religion-based biology!!!
And you must admit, hater, that Micheal is a very handsome man.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (zCyNd)
Spielberg's ode to the bravery of Katherine Graham and Ben Bradlee at the WaPo in the time of Nixon and the way-lost Vietnam war.
Oh the bravery.
I tried to sleep but could not. Took a long bathroom break and wandered around looking at movie posters.
Went back in and Streep and Hanks were getting even more brave.
God, the bravery!
Just like their pursuit of truth after Benghazi, during Lois Lerner, the Iran deal runup, Uranium One, handsupdontshoot, and so much more.
In the 30 minutes of trailers before the film, the first was Chappaquidick.
How brave.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (HZWmq)
Live tree. Never lost a single needle.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at January 14, 2018 11:01 PM (hXkSn)
Why do you want to bring in so many people to America from these shitholes?
Answer the question Mr. Turbin.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2018 11:01 PM (otAqJ)
https://youtu.be/cfsOgarSc-Q
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 14, 2018 10:19 PM (N5dam)
That was awesome.
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
That's not far from Trenton. Its another one of those spotty areas, some nice areas next to shitholes. I hooked up with a band signed under a german label, and figured ok this should be cool. Drove to practice the first night, area looked nice, I said ok not bad at all, looks ok. A few miles down the road and I was like oh fuck my old boots, this place is an arm pit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:02 PM (aMlLZ)
I have a 2003 Toyota Avalon for sale. Excellent mechanical, very good cosmetic.
It's in northern NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (ZJshx
I have a 2008 Buick Lucerne CXL for sale, and it's in Cheeseland.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 11:02 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: ZZ Top at January 14, 2018 11:02 PM (h4MAz)
In the comments section I found this damning article by someone who shared basic with La Manning:
https://tinyurl.com/yc5feq2t
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That guy keeps calling Manning "she."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:30 PM (/01mw
Satan also quoted scripture.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh
And is depicted as a trap. A goat head on a man's body with tits and an erect serpent for a penis.
sounds like a shoe in for Congress.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (g4lFK)
It's in northern NJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Damn DBD - that is exactly what I am looking for. A bit too far for a test drive though. All the kids have either Avalons or Camrys. The drive them until the doors fall off. The one that just died was a 1997 and had 350K on it. A bit rough but it got multiple folks to work and/or college these past 20 years.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (tr2D7)
It's high time for white people to stop *typing* and *deleting*.
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl
Someone will tell you "GO BACK TO STORMFRONT!!!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
The overly sensitive might. As a white heterosexual male, I have to confess that I really am sick and tired of the constant stream of bullshit that gets poured on us. Doesn't make me racist or sexist or homophobic. Just fed up with being relentlessly vilified just for existing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (nisXv)
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This is a job for...
The Urban Dictionary!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (c8EhQ)
In the comments section I found this damning article by someone who shared basic with La Manning:
https://tinyurl.com/yc5feq2t
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That guy keeps calling Manning "she."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
I was not please with that part from the author.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (qoF4P)
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I was hoping The Post would fall flat on its face but I was disappointed to see it did OK. Not great, but OK. Jumanji is still numero uno.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Live tree. Never lost a single needle.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at January 14, 2018 11:01 PM (hXkSn)
What kind of tree did y'all have? Bet it was either a Noble For or a Fraser Fir. Those are the only two species that I know of that have excellent needle retention. I sell Christmas trees so I know a little about them.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (R5lpX)
"Congress are nothing but a bunch of traitors. Why not elect one who is already proven?"
"Vote for Manning, because at least you know up front that his promises won't be kept."
Posted by: Blangwort at January 14, 2018 11:05 PM (4QYzH)
i noticed i have upped my use of the word shithole.
feedback has been lol's and support for POTUS.
i intend to remove it from my vocabulary when the time is right.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2018 11:05 PM (eXISS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 11:02 PM (3/sUh)
Cash offers all cars. My people pick up, big payment by Western Union of Pakistan after.
Posted by: Honest Ahmed Awan at January 14, 2018 11:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (qoF4P)
I have a 1980 Stepdaughter for sale. As is. Needs work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Handyman special
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (u54O2)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
The Urban Dictionary!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (c8EhQ)
EWWWWW!
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (/01mw)
Mueller is clearly avoiding all real ties to "Russia in our election" since it involved his own gang. But he is still trouble, as he can possible pressure Trump with real blackmail (not alleged Trump/Russia bs). Even if Trump and family did nothing wrong, Mueller can do harm, has done harm.
https://twitter.com/Imperator_Rex3/status/952686886765473792
Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (otAqJ)
Pearl Necklaces? I'm shocked and disgusted by the debauchery here of the Horde. Shocked, shocked I am.
You all know how innocent and angelic I am.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (qoF4P)
Yep. Depreciation started the minute she was driven home from the lot.
Posted by: Honest Ahmed Awan at January 14, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 11:08 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (+y/Ru)
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I would think that's a precedent the Democrats don't want to set.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:08 PM (c8EhQ)
I have a 1980 Stepdaughter for sale. As is. Needs work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (qoF4P)
Low mileage?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:09 PM (nisXv)
I have a 1980 Stepdaughter for sale. As is. Needs work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (qoF4P)
*ponders*
*briefly*
*opens another beer*
Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2018 11:10 PM (sdi6R)
It's my mom's, and she doesn't drive it anymore. About 130k miles.
I want to get rid of it, so low blue book is fine.
I will throw in an ampersand
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:10 PM (ZJshx)
Never bring a fake gun to a gunfight.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2018 11:10 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (/01mw)
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A) Go to the Urban Dictionary and lookup "pearl necklace".
B) Shake your head in disgust
C) Come back here and join in the fun
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2018 11:10 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Elwood Blues at January 14, 2018 11:11 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2018 11:11 PM (y3sT9)
feedback has been lol's and support for POTUS.
i intend to remove it from my vocabulary when the time is right.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2018 11:05 PM (eXISS)
I have been saying that word my whole life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:12 PM (aMlLZ)
It's high time for white people to stop *typing* and *deleting*.
And that's all I'll say for now.
Posted by: rickl
Someone will tell you "GO BACK TO STORMFRONT!!!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
The overly sensitive might. As a white heterosexual male, I have to confess that I really am sick and tired of the constant stream of bullshit that gets poured on us. Doesn't make me racist or sexist or homophobic. Just fed up with being relentlessly vilified just for existing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Agreed. i have kids. I worry about them now and in the future because of the psychological impact it will have on them and other kids.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:12 PM (g4lFK)
B) Shake your head in disgust
C) Come back here and join in the fun
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2018 11:10 PM (pvjTE)
Disgust?. No blood pearls! No exploitation of underpaid, non-union pearl divers. Environmentally friendly. Sustainable.
Posted by: The Poor Man's Tiffany's at January 14, 2018 11:13 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2018 11:05 PM (eXISS)
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Not yet. It still has an impudent yet charming freshness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:14 PM (c8EhQ)
What prompted my comment: my stepdaughter may not actually be stupid but has done so many stupid things she may as well be. Basically she's cut herself off from her mother. Her Majesty has two grandchildren she doesn't know at all. She's now a perfect stranger to me. A sad, sad situation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:15 PM (loipO)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2018 11:15 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:14 PM (c8EhQ)
Away from my Chardonnay, Sir.
Posted by: The Poor Man's Miklos at January 14, 2018 11:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
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Pure as the driven slush.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:16 PM (JhE5a)
i noticed i have upped my use of the word shithole.
I've found that it applies in more places than I thought it used to.
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:17 PM (nisXv)
Wikipedia has a nice helpful educational picture of a pearl necklace. They also have very nice illustrations of other Urban Dictionary.
Such as the Rusty Trombone and other favorites.
Whatever you do, don't look up the "Dizzy Gillespie" variant of that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 14, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2018 11:17 PM (eXISS)
But tonight...
We were watching "Prophet's Prey". Warren Jeffys was an abusive asshole.
Posted by: Farmer at January 14, 2018 11:17 PM (yJ1e6)
You all know how innocent and angelic I am.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Even The Barrel is disgusted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:18 PM (vRFGe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:19 PM (8+Ozj)
I just doing it like Democrats and lefties. Just tell a big lie with a straight face and go with it. Be brazen and bold.
Like Russia Collusion and Pee-peegate.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 14, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)
I've found that it applies in more places than I thought it used to.
Posted by: dartist
Well, yeah.
Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at January 14, 2018 11:20 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: george takei at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (6FqZa)
Make it Stop!
Posted by: ALH
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Yeah, the map above shows 44 deg., in Charlotte. But here in W. NC, it was 10 deg. this morning, never made it up to freezing, and is now dropping back into the teens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (c/EDo)
It's my mom's, and she doesn't drive it anymore. About 130k miles.
I want to get rid of it, so low blue book is fine.
I will throw in an ampersand
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:10
I will match his &&&
And throw in 4 months of Sirius XM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:16 PM (JhE5a)
Come on. More like a Sno-Cone.
Posted by: The Poor Man's Miklos at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:22 PM (8+Ozj)
But when it comes to AZ Senators, it's hard to tell the difference anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2018 10:55 PM (0ogQG)
*Looks at Senate compositional line-up in next three general elections*
Run the table now or there will be no judicial appointments for the next 2-6 years.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at January 14, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)
I've found that it applies in more places than I thought it used to.
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JT Marlin downgrades The Black Hole of Calcutta to SELL.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:22 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
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I found that off-putting too. Perhaps he was instructed to do so?
Has Manning undergone surgery or is it all surface modification?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 11:23 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (c/EDo)
Ah, in my teenage years....
Posted by: The Onion belted Miklos at January 14, 2018 11:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: George Takei's Twink. at January 14, 2018 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
https://youtu.be/1_WUqNUqKwg
You may have to edit the link.
That's a Martin D41 playing all the guitar parts in the track. The 40-series Martins are blingy things, mother of pearl inlays all over like tatoos, around the soundhole, up the fretboard, all over the headstock. The neck and body all richly lined. Loud. Expensive-sounding dreadnaughts.
Tell us how you like it. It is an alcoholic's letter, written to his drug: "Dear Whiskey"
Great songwriting, well played, and nicely sung. Good progressions of 7th chords.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:24 PM (HZWmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:24 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 14, 2018 10:56 PM (fkYmC)
Met Iosonas at Psycho Vegas last year. Would be spiffy to get a critical mass of Metal-morons there.
Posted by: The Psycho Hat at January 14, 2018 11:25 PM (itfg0)
so that she and her son could get out of "that shithole of a
neighborhood." Episode "Thirty-Eight Snub".
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2018 11:25 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:16 PM (JhE5a)
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Come on. More like a Sno-Cone.
Posted by: The Poor Man's Miklos at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (zCyNd)
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Yeah but the line is also a line in ZZ Top's song "Pearl Necklace"
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (QCX64)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (w1zJX)
XX = "she"
Class dismissed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:24 PM (c8EhQ)
Wait. LOL. Wut???
Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (itfg0)
I've found that it applies in more places than I thought it used to.
Posted by: dartist
To me there are basically 3 areas. Nice areas, nice suburbs, and shitholes.
probably why I don't do many moron meet ups in jersey, they are too close to shitholes. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (aMlLZ)
It's my mom's, and she doesn't drive it anymore. About 130k miles.
I want to get rid of it, so low blue book is fine.
I will throw in an ampersand
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:10
I will match his &&&
And throw in 4 months of Sirius XM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2018 11:21 PM (3/sUh)
Oooo, a cob bidding war!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:27 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (8+Ozj)
XX = "she"
Class dismissed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:24 PM (c8EhQ)
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That does not take into account wishing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (VJBq9)
Posted by: The Psycho Hat at January 14, 2018 11:25 PM (itfg0)
I'll make it this year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 11:30 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2018 11:15 PM (loipO)
I'm on the flip side of that.
I've been screening my calls from anyone in my family for months now. Previously I would talk to them a few times a year, and each call would be a psychological beat down or empty and awkward.
If they hold a huge resentment for something I did (or didn't do) ... I could give you some theories I have no idea. And I guess the reasons don't matter.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2018 11:32 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: dartist
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Yes it is. I don't care if PDT used it or not. In my book, he's getting the credit for it to be adopted in much, much wider circulation.
If he similarly gets credit for saying douchenozzel or twatwaffle, my life will be complete and the undertaker will not be able to get the grin off of my face with a crowbar.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2018 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:33 PM (HZWmq)
I want to get rid of it, so low blue book is fine.
I will throw in an ampersand
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:10
In the end, if nobody ...nobody here takes it I have a friend that would probably jump on it. He has one now, but it got 280K on it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Not selsa, selza!!!
Posted by: old jewish man at a mexican restaurant at January 14, 2018 11:34 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:34 PM (HZWmq)
https://www.sadanduseless.com/2018/01/the-swim-reaper/
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2018 11:30 PM (2K6fY)
They should have that in Mexico. With the logos of the most commonly served fake brands of booze.
Posted by: Riviera Maya Miklos at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: The Psycho Hat at January 14, 2018 11:25 PM (itfg0)
I'll make it this year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Awesome.
It'll be like an all Metal version of the Great North American Moron Meetup!
Posted by: The Psycho Hat \m/ at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (itfg0)
Why are you angry?
Why so much hate?
Pleasant things make you rage.
Enjoyment is your hell.
Which then becomes OUR Hell. Every.Fucking.Time.
Your life is as good as I was able to make it.
So when you spit in my face, I take it. Personally. So many years.
Wasted.
Soon the kids will go. And I will too.
Fucking enjoy life as you want it. (I will be forced to fund it.)
Perfection.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Moses Sithole at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (8+Ozj)
No requirement to be a non-felon in Maryland. They can vote, run for office, whatever they want. No consequences for crimes.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:34 PM (HZWmq)
No kidding. I can't type on a phone to save my silly ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (cW490)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum. I enjoyed Paul Joseph Watson. He must be a lonely guy - an Englishman with sense.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (8qne4)
I want to get rid of it, so low blue book is fine.
I will throw in an ampersand
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2018 11:10
The husband's car just died beyond the hope of being revived What are you asking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:37 PM (8+Ozj)
life will be complete and the undertaker will not be able to get the
grin off of my face with a crowbar.
Me too, knuckles!
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 11:37 PM (nisXv)
It'll be like an all Metal version of the Great North American Moron Meetup!
Posted by: The Psycho Hat \m/ at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (itfg0)
Careful what you wish for. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:38 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (oAY8z)
"The place from Hope"
Posted by: Well, OK, I'll allow it-Bill C. at January 14, 2018 11:38 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:38 PM (8+Ozj)
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I just love the pics of him. Reminds me of Some Like It Hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:40 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Shithole Heisenberg at January 14, 2018 11:40 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Shithole Heisenberg at January 14, 2018 11:40 PM (QCX64)
Short version..shitberg
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2018 11:35 PM (oAY8z)
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I always thought it was the hole that the poop falls into.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Well, OK, I'll allow it-Miklos M. at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)
LOL. Would you say he's better looking than Jack Lemmon or not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 14, 2018 11:42 PM (8qne4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (8+Ozj)
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Jack Lemmon was pretty hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:42 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Shithole Heisenberg at January 14, 2018 11:40 PM (QCX64)
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That's my line.
Posted by: Susanna Hoffs at January 14, 2018 11:42 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:41 PM (8+Ozj)
Girls are nicer, don't you think?
Posted by: Helen Thomas, holding hands with Bella Abzug at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2018 10:51
When the Euro settlers came to N IL the bison already died out, east of the Mississippi.
Maybe in a terrible winter in 1776, w/ deep snow and they starved, that's the story.
Posted by: Farmer at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:38 PM (8+Ozj)
Looks like so far just a pan-handling page on "ActBlue":
https://tinyurl.com/y8rvly96
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (8+Ozj)
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Most states have laws preventing felons from running for state or local office, but they can't do anything about federal office. The eligibility requirements for federal elected office are set by the constitution and they can't be revised short of a constitutional amendment.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:42 PM (c8EhQ)
Good actor. One of my favorite films.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:44 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: pulsating giant brain under a dome with green trim at January 14, 2018 11:44 PM (QCX64)
Why are you angry?
Why so much hate?
Pleasant things make you rage.
Enjoyment is your hell.
Which then becomes OUR Hell. Every.Fucking.Time.
Your life is as good as I was able to make it.
So when you spit in my face, I take it. Personally. So many years.
Wasted.
Soon the kids will go. And I will too.
Fucking enjoy life as you want it. (I will be forced to fund it.)
Perfection.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:36 PM (5ng19)
Stormfront?
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:45 PM (g4lFK)
https://tinyurl.com/y8rvly96
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (yzxic)
"She wore blue..velvet..."
Posted by: The Polish Prince at January 14, 2018 11:47 PM (zCyNd)
I'm enjoying sour apple candy and reading the ONT and the latest news at CTH about the shitstorm on the horizon
Posted by: booknlass at January 14, 2018 11:47 PM (J6xuH)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2018 11:47 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (8+Ozj)
Cluster B perSonality disorder. He hits all of them. Dangerous person. Can't believe he is out of jail. He will get somebody killed.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:47 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: booknlass at January 14, 2018 11:48 PM (J6xuH)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 11:04 PM (R5lpX
Scots pine.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at January 14, 2018 11:48 PM (hXkSn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:28 PM (8+Ozj)
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Most states have laws preventing felons from running for state or local office, but they can't do anything about federal office. The eligibility requirements for federal elected office are set by the constitution and they can't be revised short of a constitutional amendment.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2018 11:43 PM (FUu/Z)
The only limitations on Federal office are those listed by the Constitution.
Ability to vote is not a limitation. Criminal record is not a limitation. Even state of incarceration is not a limitation.
All one has to be to run for Senate is a U.S. citizen who has resided in the U.S. as per Constitutional requirements and is at least 30 year of age and a resident at time of election within the state by which they were chosen.
Posted by: The Constituional Hat at January 14, 2018 11:48 PM (itfg0)
The way the entire rest of the world does it.
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 14, 2018 11:49 PM (w7KSn)
to judge people by the content of their character. Sort of like
Festivus.
Whelp, I'm fucked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 14, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Cough
Posted by: Publius's entire indoor garden at January 14, 2018 11:50 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:50 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: The Constituional Hat at January 14, 2018 11:48 PM (itfg0)
Hey guys, look at this-
*uproarious laughter through clouds of cannibis smoke*
Posted by: The Obama Memorial Disaster at January 14, 2018 11:51 PM (zCyNd)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:51 PM (8+Ozj)
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And then there's the flat-out, batshit mental illness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2018 11:52 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
Human/Android usual show. Do androids have souls... are they to be treated like living things or just mechanical things, &c. At least there are scantily clad android chicks...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 14, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0)
Just thinking out of the box.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:53 PM (g4lFK)
The left is throwing people at us like chimps flinging their feces at the zoo. Doctors from Libya, lawyers from Haiti, Mia Love, professors from Nairobi, the same kind of shit they do by flinging illegal DACA valedictorians at us.
Changing the subject. They perform this all from a script, one with a thousand pages, the lines all with the same theme.
How dare you insult these fine immigrants with your disgusting racist shithole talk!
Have you noticed the boring sameness of it all?
What's really sad is the repubs who have said all the same stuff.
Why can't they get a script and read from it, like their enemies on the left do?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2018 11:54 PM (HZWmq)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:54 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
Been there. Done that. The "bull dyke" didn't end me...
Posted by: The Debating Hat at January 14, 2018 11:54 PM (itfg0)
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I didn't know humans got the night crazies too. Did you run across the piano keyboard and tip over flower vases?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at January 14, 2018 11:48 PM (hXkSn)
I'll be damned. Scotch Pines aren't known for needle retention. We used to call them "Scratch Pine" because of the short stiff needles. Back in the day, we used to "paint" Scotch Pines in the Fall right before harvest. The reason for that was because the needles take on a yellowish color in the fall. The green paint had an additive that helped with needle retention. Y'all must have really kept it watered good.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (8+Ozj)
Just thinking out of the box.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:53 PM (g4lFK)
Manning/Pelosi bitch fight.
Please, please.....
Posted by: The Miklos Memorial Comment at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk
..
Author Unknown.
Seemed interesting.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:54 PM (5ng19)
It was. I liked it.
I was only kidding, but I know that you that.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (g4lFK)
Wasted.
Soon the kids will go. And I will too.
Fucking enjoy life as you want it. (I will be forced to fund it.)"
That hits close to home.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Help your enemy make mistakes to mortally wound them whenever you can.
Senator Manning would be awesome for right wing conservatives.
Posted by: Monk at January 14, 2018 11:57 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:58 PM (IcT7t)
I think it's a wash.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
And women were protected by men.
Now.
Women are protected by words on paper, civil agreements - weird lawyer-drawn conclusions about behavior.
And what made men protectors of women is now, illegal.
And women approve.
- Author Unknown
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:58 PM (IcT7t)
I think it's a wash.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Did you leave anything in a small envelope?
Posted by: Miklos. the Deacon's son at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 11:55 PM (qJtVm)
Almost tripped over a pile of laundry. That's about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 15, 2018 12:00 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Publius's entire indoor garden
Now that is funny. LOL.
My houseplant harem. Don't shine a blacklight on 'em. It won't be pretty.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:00 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:00 AM (J6xuH)
I was laughing at the funny way you were being self deprecating.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:01 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)
I really should do that sometime. Drop an IOU in the collection bag, addressed to G-d. The amount would be, of course, "Everything".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:02 AM (IcT7t)
OK. Usually if I want to make a pastor laugh I tell them dirty jokes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)
Our Pastor used to make a monthly home visit. He'd usually bum a cigarette and a beer, sit around and bullshit for a while. But we were Lutheran so there's that.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 12:03 AM (R5lpX)
Not to be confused with the porn variety.
Posted by: Joseph dagostino at January 15, 2018 12:03 AM (eq2/x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:02 AM (IcT7t)
Elegantly expressed, with, in the Churchillian expression, the additional advantage of being true.
Posted by: Miklos. the Deacon's son at January 15, 2018 12:04 AM (zCyNd)
I was surprised it was you responding. It's perfectly fine, just didn't expect it. So I went for meta-commentary.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:05 AM (5ng19)
I had to give my ficus a pearl necklace when it caught me doing root stuff with the Brazilian cherry.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2018 12:06 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 15, 2018 12:06 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:06 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:07 AM (5ng19)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 15, 2018 12:07 AM (0V2ki)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:08 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:09 AM (5ng19)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 15, 2018 12:10 AM (0V2ki)
And I still have no clue what he or she meant by that, so if you are out there please explain.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:10 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:09 AM (5ng19
To show the 'Possum it was possible.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 12:10 AM (R5lpX)
"Glass Houses" was better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:08 AM (IcT7t)
Christie Brinkley is the only true work of art in his (former) repertoire.
Posted by: Miklos. the Pianissimo man at January 15, 2018 12:11 AM (zCyNd)
That was something he did, not something he created.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
My closet looks like a medieval ossuary. There is noooo way.
Still, it would make for a few killer mike drops.
Candidate Berserker, why do you think you would be better than dem candidate Marky Blowshimself?
Well isn't it obvious? The dude is a communist cockholster
*mike drop*
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
Keep this stuff off your Facebook page.
Your application to the State Department of Forestry could be affected.
Posted by: Miklos. the Career Counselor at January 15, 2018 12:13 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Chicken at January 15, 2018 12:15 AM (t3kPl)
Me, not ever going to have one. Look up epididymal blowout. It happens in 50% of cases.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)
Well, he made a baby with her, and it's sadly too late for her and myself. But mainly her, my being of the Strom Thurmond persuasion, and all. Poor girl.
Posted by: Miklos. the Lifestyler at a youthful 89 at January 15, 2018 12:16 AM (zCyNd)
Don't even have one. I despise social media. Fuck you Zuckerborg.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
Are they still touring?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 15, 2018 12:17 AM (y87Qq)
Me, not ever going to have one. Look up epididymal blowout. It happens in 50% of cases.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
My best pickup line!
Posted by: Miklos, da playa at January 15, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
All have exactly the same meaning.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y
go on. . . .
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:20 AM (J6xuH)
balls, by volume, the brunt of it comes from the seminal vesicles and
prostate fluid. Only about 2% by volume comes (pun intended) from the
testicles. The little tadpoles are in the 2% of course.
...
Women do not suck blood, yet are vampiric.
She gets none of it, now. If I could take back what I gave I would.
Hormones are date rape drugs.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:22 AM (5ng19)
i sent the link you posted about POTUS accomplishments to an old army buddy of my pops. it is now going around the world to active and retired military.
he's a tough, former ukrainian, my hero...he always signs his emails with,
"piece keepers keep the peace"
thank you.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2018 12:23 AM (eXISS)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 12:23 AM (R5lpX)
>> gave I would.
I sense hostility. Tell me more.
Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud at January 15, 2018 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y
go on. . . .
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:20 AM (J6xuH)
IF I may...
First was "truthy".
So now, "justice-y" (but not actual justice), "Porn-y" (but not actual pornography, because that would offend 'sex workers'), "racism-ish" (bacause only some people can be racist), etc.
Posted by: Urban Dictionary of Miklos at January 15, 2018 12:24 AM (zCyNd)
And women were protected by men.
Now.
Women are protected by words on paper, civil agreements - weird lawyer-drawn conclusions about behavior.
And what made men protectors of women is now, illegal.
And women approve.
- Author Unknown
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (5ng19)
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Posted by: The evil of post-post-modernism at January 15, 2018 12:25 AM (itfg0)
I get it.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:26 AM (J6xuH)
I earned every bit of it.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2018 12:06 AM (S/hVx)
Endorsed.
Posted by: the Navin Johnson Foundation at January 15, 2018 12:26 AM (zCyNd)
Porn - what the government will let you see.
Racism - what the government uses to divide you
Truth - what the government wants you to believe
Marriage - whatever the government says that it is.
Sorry. Trump is the man. But all of this may be too much. Even for him.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:28 AM (5ng19)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:29 AM (J6xuH)
separately said the Clintons stole from and caused death in their
country.
...
I think that my outlook on everything could change if I saw just one of those assholes perp-walked.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:30 AM (5ng19)
And women were protected by men.
Now.
Women are protected by words on paper, civil agreements - weird lawyer-drawn conclusions about behavior.
And what made men protectors of women is now, illegal.
And women approve.
- Author Unknown
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 14, 2018 11:59 PM (5ng19)
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Posted by: The evil of post-post-modernism at January 15, 2018 12:25 AM (itfg0)
*feverously begins to write new lectures for Fall 2018 classes*
Posted by: Dr. Jordan Peterson at January 15, 2018 12:32 AM (g4lFK)
Act like an American, it's OK.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:32 AM (B7Uun)
Porn - what the government will let you see.
Racism - what the government uses to divide you
Truth - what the government wants you to believe
Marriage - whatever the government says that it is.
Sorry. Trump is the man. But all of this may be too much. Even for him.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:28 AM (5ng19)
Newsletter?
Posted by: Dr. Jordan Peterson at January 15, 2018 12:33 AM (g4lFK)
Marriage - The official contract that binds you to someone, legally and financially, even if they are socially reprehensible, horrible, unforgivable people and want you dead.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:34 AM (5ng19)
No, not kidding.
Could Flake provide even the tiniest rudiments of factual framework about Stalin and his crimes, if I were to confront him and ask? Nah.
But FFFFFFS, will the WH and the few remaining adults FINALLY give this kind of vile, illiterate slander the nukyler response it deserves? Not just 15 words on twatter. A full, vituperative, informative evisceration.
The country has become dumbed down, dramatically, before my eyes, for years - and almost never does an adult stand up and nuke the illiterate, racist, stupid, authoritarian cretins have dragged us down.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2018 12:34 AM (QDnY+)
I get it.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:26 AM (J6xuH)
**********
Preacher today was talking about being non-conformist and setting apart.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:35 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:34 AM (5ng19)
****************
So, you know my ex.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:36 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:35 AM (B7Uun)
So he talked about the works of Jesus
Posted by: Dr. Jordan Peterson at January 15, 2018 12:37 AM (g4lFK)
mine was teaching about reversionism, which state so much of the country is living within. "their glory is their shame," or opposite world. What used to be thought right is now considered wrong. We're surrounded by it, but
as long as I'm in the bubble of spirituality, I'm golden.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:38 AM (J6xuH)
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:39 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:39 AM (g4lFK)
Checking out just what's been said.
Well, actually, just comment count.
A thread's true measure is that amount.
Posted by: medieval webbwirker - in the throws of malapropism at January 15, 2018 12:40 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2018 12:40 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass
..
Funniest thing.
I still hold out hope that most human females are like you. Thoughtful and self-evaluating. Critical and yet loyal and passionate.
It's the 'hope' part that hurts every day.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:41 AM (5ng19)
Simple facts: the only "paved" road on the north half of the country was paved by the US military in 1919. There are patches of pavement left, but no one has done anything since 1919.
The only real medical clinic was founded by the only decent Rockefeller. He went back to school (medical school) in his 40's, his wife trained as a nurse. He wasn't a very rich Rockefeller, when his money ran out, the Baptists took over much of the funding for many years.
The only reliable radio station in the whole country for decades was also a religiously (US) funded AM/shortwave station.
The Clintons did nothing, other than for themselves.
Posted by: Miklos, with rare irritation at January 15, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:39 AM (B7Uun)
I like those. When preachers make you and others feel uncomfortable then they are preaching the works and words of Jesus and holding their flock accountable.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:42 AM (g4lFK)
Because why?
I wouldn't know, I'm cooped up all day...
Posted by: The Chicken at January 15, 2018 12:42 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Jason Robards at January 15, 2018 12:43 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2018 12:40 AM (c/EDo)
Heh.
Posted by: 'ettes at January 15, 2018 12:43 AM (zCyNd)
Had some interesting vid of Chinese rockets and robots. It's going to repeat during the week.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:44 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 12:45 AM (mMeIQ)
but you know, I'm divorced and alone. In my experience, I haven't met many women like me.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:45 AM (J6xuH)
Nobody stupid enough to pay goes away disappointed.
Posted by: Miklos, speaking strictly at January 15, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2018 12:40 AM (c/EDo)
----
EXPLODING TESTICLE THREAT INBOUND TO ONT. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Posted by: HQ Civil Defense Pixies at January 15, 2018 12:48 AM (qJtVm)
7am is my pick on Murdering Morning Joe
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:48 AM (g4lFK)
Wow! Surprised it's not up on Drudge.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:48 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:50 AM (B7Uun)
There are very few women like the 'ettes Booknlass.
Bright, witty, feisty, educated, freedom loving.
And some are single, if not available.
Silly bugger Morons should take note and bust a move.
Can't hurt to chat and such...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Coolest Monkey in the Jungle at January 15, 2018 12:50 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:50 AM (g4lFK)
Wow! Surprised it's not up on Drudge.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:48 AM (B7Uun)
With a siren no doubt.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:53 AM (g4lFK)
Rule of Law and morals eroding!
Commies corrupting!
Maninterrupting!
But ow! Testiclular exploding!
Posted by: medieval webbwirker - muldoonishly at January 15, 2018 12:53 AM (AmeQT)
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You know, after watching certain educational video material of certain Czech Olympic class "actresses" in action, I often feel my testicles are about to explode.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:53 AM (8O3HH)
Wow! Surprised it's not up on Drudge.
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:48 AM (B7Uun)
Actually, ICD-10 includes a classification for "Death/injury due to exploding testicle(s) due to impact from naked skydiving Oprah with parachute malfunction".
Posted by: Miklos, technical editor at January 15, 2018 12:53 AM (zCyNd)
I was chatting with one of the morons, having so much fun.
then i sent him a picture of my smiling face, and poof, he was gone.
humiliating.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:54 AM (J6xuH)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 15, 2018 12:55 AM (T3JzS)
....
Serious question.
If he never jumped off the high dive again?
Would he be labeled as "mishighdivegynist" and sidelined as irredeemable?
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:55 AM (5ng19)
Posted by: gNewt at January 15, 2018 12:50 AM (B7Uun)
Of course Lindsay's not an idiot. The man counting the cash is not the idiot.
Posted by: Miklos, technical editor at January 15, 2018 12:55 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:45 AM (J6xuH)
My ego would not survive the nuclear strike which would the results were I to sign up for the Divorced n' Alone Auction.
Negative bids are never profitable.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)
Flake isn't running.
Do not dwell on the past.
Plan for not just the future, but the myriad possibilities therein.
Posted by: The Myriad Hat at January 15, 2018 12:57 AM (itfg0)
Sunday morning paper (read at my Mom's - I don't ever anywhere else read papers and she just takes it 'cause she likes the Cryptoquote and crossword) had a small article that was basically this. "Despite Trump's having expanded MLK park, his racisty racist remarks taint the holiday and I'm with Herr." I may be paraphrasing a bit.
Posted by: mediocre webbwirger - muldoonishly at January 15, 2018 12:57 AM (AmeQT)
I am just made myself, quite by accident, the world's most perfect cocktail. Friend of mine gifted me a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka.What to do? What to do?
So I put shot in the bottom of a beer schooner. Added some Minute Maid lemonade. And cut in half a Valencia orange from a tree in an RV park a few blocks away.
It tastes just like Orange Julius, only alcoholic. It is a-fucking-mazing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:58 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 12:53 AM (8O3HH)
Bad Publius, bad.
Now you remind me of the pleasant days when my favorite bar in Budapest was across the street from the Youth Dance and Ballet Academy.
Bad Miklos, bad .
Posted by: Miklos, now tortured by his own neurons at January 15, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:59 AM (J6xuH)
Sunday morning paper (read at my Mom's - I don't ever anywhere else read papers and she just takes it 'cause she likes the Cryptoquote and crossword) had a small article that was basically this. "Despite Trump's having expanded MLK park, his racisty racist remarks taint the holiday and I'm with Herr." I may be paraphrasing a bit.
Posted by: mediocre webbwirger - muldoonishly at January 15, 2018 12:57 AM (AmeQT)
Then it Sounds like I sound take the under in my 7am over/under spread of murdering morning Joe
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:59 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:58 AM (sD2WN)
Sounds like it'd be like '80's Mall Culture.
Totally tubular!
Posted by: The Reagan-era Hat at January 15, 2018 12:59 AM (itfg0)
I was chatting with one of the morons, having so much fun.
then i sent him a picture of my smiling face, and poof, he was gone.
humiliating.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:54 AM (J6xuH)
Maybe he was a bridge troll and you were out of his league?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:00 AM (aMlLZ)
My dear, his loss and far from your humiliation. FAR from it. Think of it as a litmus test, that he failed as spectacularly as Hitlery's quarterly Wassermann test years '67-17 inclusive.
You don't want such an ungentlemanly claptastic monkey rectum taster. Breath a sigh of relief he went back to strangling mice in his mother's basement.
Ya dodged a bullet. Stay in the fight!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Coolest Monkey in the Jungle at January 15, 2018 01:00 AM (t3kPl)
Okay, here's a real tight leg crosser. A guy around was straddling a PTO shaft, without a shield. This was years ago. Somehow his pants got caught and before he knew it, the thing has ripped his balls off.
They were able to save his testicles, but they had to re-embed them back in his body somehow. He had no normal balls.
The reason for this is you need the hormones, but they couldn't reattach them normally.
Maybe they could now, I don't know the details.
You're welcome for that image.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 01:00 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: The United People's Collective of Miklos at January 15, 2018 01:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 01:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:04 AM (J6xuH)
....
Serious question.
If he never jumped off the high dive again?
Would he be labeled as "mishighdivegynist" and sidelined as irredeemable?
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 12:55 AM (5ng19)
The high dive was taken down. And to be fair, the summer before a kid slipped and did a face plant onto the concrete below.
So I guess that insurance rate went up.
But to answer your question, I think his missing testicle sidelined him as irredeemable with the older kids. His family moved. Green pastures and such.
Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 01:06 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:04 AM (J6xuH)
I have my moments. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:06 AM (aMlLZ)
The one who really needs you will never 'cut you off'. They couldn't. Sort of the whole point.
Sometimes, understanding of what is real and what is fantasy is a long and unfortunately, warped road for men.
Some of us come to the deepest realization. Too late.
Don't know any answers. Just questions. But please do keep being you. I like your posts. They encourage me.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 01:06 AM (5ng19)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 01:06 AM (mMeIQ)
Elijah brings fire down from heaven, kills the prophets of Baal, and he's depressed when the people don't repent, and Jezebel vows to kill him, and he runs...
Jonah is depressed when he preaches to the Ninevites, and they do repent. "God, I knew you'd have mercy on them."
John was still in Herod's prison when the executioner took his head off and gave it to Herodias.
Elijah was relieved of duty, gave his mantel to Elisha, and was taken up in a chariot of fire.
Jonah was still mad about God's mercy on those evil, but repentant, sinners.
I'm pretty happy my preacher is a godly exegete, and if I were called upon to do what these godly men of the Bible were called to do, I'd hope that God would give me the grace to do even as well as they did.
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 15, 2018 01:07 AM (fSf/G)
After required quality control and cultural assessment studies.
Posted by: The Hillary Vodka Foundation HIC at January 15, 2018 01:07 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Julius at January 15, 2018 01:07 AM (7Cr6v)
I am just made myself, quite by accident, the world's most perfect cocktail. Friend of mine gifted me a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka.What to do? What to do?
So I put shot in the bottom of a beer schooner. Added some Minute Maid lemonade. And cut in half a Valencia orange from a tree in an RV park a few blocks away.
It tastes just like Orange Julius, only alcoholic. It is a-fucking-mazing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:58 AM (sD2WN)
"Hi, I'm Jim, and I'm an Orange Julusholic!"
*crowd*..."Hi, Jim!"
And, etc.
AoP.... PLEASE email me a pic of the label of that whipped cream vodka bottle? I can get Spec's Liquor to order it in, if you'd be so kind as to send a pic of that label..oh, and the UPC code image, too!
Thanks in advance!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
I am just made myself, quite by accident, the world's most perfect cocktail. Friend of mine gifted me a bottle of Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka.What to do? What to do?
So I put shot in the bottom of a beer schooner. Added some Minute Maid lemonade. And cut in half a Valencia orange from a tree in an RV park a few blocks away.
It tastes just like Orange Julius, only alcoholic. It is a-fucking-mazing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:58 AM (sD2WN)
*begins to write new script for season 14*
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at January 15, 2018 01:08 AM (g4lFK)
I DID give up for a long time.
God, or The Universe, or Everything dropped a true gem, 'ette qualified though not here - yet, into my life out of the blue.
Simply an amazing human, woman, soul mate.
It sounds utterly stupid and clichéd, but it happened.
We're both well into middle aged and know better. And what we have is good, real good.
It can happen.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Coolest Monkey in the Jungle at January 15, 2018 01:09 AM (t3kPl)
\I will stay this way; this is how I am. /
WDS, yes, if you're asking if what I said really happened.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (J6xuH)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
------
Well, the reported case was contracted in a shithole, so you're probably safe.
Posted by: Julius at January 15, 2018 01:12 AM (7Cr6v)
-------------
Didn't he literally just destroy an army and it was Jezebel who scared this shit out of him and he ran away to hide in da woods/rocks and slept for 3 days?
Jezebel is a terrifying person in the Bible and her spirit in real life reeks havok on the lives of men and women.
Wew!
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at January 15, 2018 01:13 AM (g4lFK)
RIP Keith Jackson whoa Nelly
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:13 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Worse news. Trigglypuffy saw your profile and swiped....and from Grindr....
Posted by: Social media is not your gonadal friend at January 15, 2018 01:14 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:14 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (NWiLs)
Night brother!
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at January 15, 2018 01:14 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (PmCoA)
Thank you, Mike.
The Word comes as it does.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (zCyNd)
is that what you mean?
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:59 AM (J6xuH)
Same time zone, different locality, I think.
Point is though, that the whole "putting yerself out there" thing, is at my age, as much an invitation to abuse and derision, as it is a "come hither" two whichever comely wench might perchance find my visage more pleasant than repelling.
Singles ad: "Old Fart, scraping by, tons of tools n' guns, few prospects, marginally employed, "Moron", seeks the attentions of a quality lass of impeccable character, reasonable visage, the Lusts of the Vikings, and the patience of Job."
And wait, several eternities, drumming skeletal fingers idly upon the slates of time, awaiting the response that never comes.
Sign me up!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (J6xuH)
I saw Enormous 'Splody Testicle open for Raging Haitian Boat Refugee Herpetosyphilliticgonochanceritis at the Castro District Free Clinic in '92...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:16 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (J6xuH)
I have a streak of unpredictable. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:17 AM (aMlLZ)
humiliating.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 12:54 AM (J6xuH)
When my Laura died I just knew I would be alone for the rest of my life.
Mrs Hades came along and proved me wrong.
Never give up!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2018 01:17 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Miklos, with authentic immigration law knowledge at January 14, 2018 10:54 PM (zCyNd)
He had better do better than that. Canada lets in the dregs of the world, if they claim to be "refugees". Edmonton is full of Scumalians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:18 AM (sD2WN)
* ponders geography, weather, growing conditions *
Toto, I don't think we're in Alberta anymore?
Posted by: mindless webslinger at January 15, 2018 01:18 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 01:19 AM (8O3HH)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Jim, there is a reason why I maintain my knowledge of Central/East European languages.
I still have to figure out how to say "Strom Thurmond" in Czech....
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
Take a pill/shot - done.
No more aggravation. I remember Harlan Ellison and his story about taking the purple pill which made you pee blue but made you numb from the waist down. THAT would be a welcome relief.
One smart guy said " for women, sex requires love". "For men sex is love".
If men could take a pill to eliminate sex drive? Wow. Lives could be saved. Life would become simple. And painless.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (5ng19)
Uhh, he's a raging monomaniacal serial beneficent gentleman of intentions.
And what is this 'stable' you mention?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (t3kPl)
In Vino Veritits: You don't want such an ungentlemanly claptastic monkey rectum taster. Breath a sigh of relief he went back to strangling mice in his mother's basement.
Ya dodged a bullet. Stay in the fight!
Pure poetry.
!!
Y'know, until just now, I'd been misreading that handle as "veritas" - heh.
Posted by: munificent webwalker at January 15, 2018 01:21 AM (AmeQT)
through basic training with " It", it is obvious that the drill
instructors didn't do their job...which is to weed out people who are
incompatible with the rigor demanded of people who serve in our armed
forces.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 14, 2018 10:55 PM (R5lpX)
Also, the author should not have referred to Manning as "Chelsea" or "she", since at that time, it was still "Bradley" or "he". And still is, for that matter, since the critter's name change was obtained under false pretenses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:21 AM (sD2WN)
Time for the old folk. Had one comment earlier, got called away, haven't read anything after. Hate when that happens, too tired to stay up now.
So--'all remember we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. More reason than ever to do so now.
Goodnite, good people, Stay warm and safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2018 01:22 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (5ng19)
I've read that book. It doesn't end well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2018 01:22 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
"American Express Gold Card".
They'll cash THAT Czech!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
How do you say 'Healthy gentleman professional with quite nice income and no social diseases'?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:16 AM (t3kPl)
BS. I was working the door, and spotted your fake ID.
I didn't let you in until you came up with $20, and that was after the opening set..
Kids.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (5ng19)
The average pic of lena dunham does the trick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (aMlLZ)
Jim, I would answer that ad knowing just enough about you to know you're a great man.
We're only 1000 some miles apart. . .
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (J6xuH)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
I can ask the wife, she is 1/2 czech.
eh, who am I kidding, she probably couldn't find it on a map. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Sweet dreams and long, restful sleep, despite your handle, pal.
Posted by: mandolins webcloggers at January 15, 2018 01:25 AM (AmeQT)
his dick and balls off, get an artificial vag, have DD implants and
inject enough estrogen to make Chuck Norris gay and it still won't make
him female.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 14, 2018 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
True, dat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:25 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:18 AM (sD2WN)
Yep. But that is a kind of Executive Order by the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin..ahh.. Bieber?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Go for broke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjnm3V0xYjI
Posted by: Tsar Hat at January 15, 2018 01:27 AM (itfg0)
That was you?
Dude! You hit on my third best girl, took her home, and RUINED her for ordinary men... last I knew, she was a volunteer elephant trainer at the San Diego Zoo...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:27 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 15, 2018 01:28 AM (mMeIQ)
i've got to go, too. work in the morning, thank God.
Thanks for the encouraging words, guys.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:28 AM (J6xuH)
I really tried to avoid the news today but it is same as it ever was for the last two years
They call President Trump the most hateful mean nasty slanderous dishonest vile ungodly RACIST nasty deplorable bullshit names
Then get offended when he supposedly calls a corrupt government a shithole even though
we have guys saying it did not happen and I frankly do not care if he said it because he was not lying
Sick of this shit SINCERELY
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:29 AM (PmCoA)
Sounds like it'd be like '80's Mall Culture.
Totally tubular!
Posted by: The Reagan-era Hat
Stroll on over to Spencer's Gifts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 01:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: imdnluf webkrowre at January 15, 2018 01:30 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:31 AM (PmCoA)
sweet dreams.
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:32 AM (J6xuH)
Lousagirl, shoot a line to booknlass. She's good people and needs some of your positive vibes...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:32 AM (t3kPl)
We're only 1000 some miles apart. . .
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (J6xuH)
*expends annual quota of requisite blushes and aw-shuck-es*
Thank you, ma'am.
I figure my intent to retire aboard a (for example) 52 ft. Irwin Ketch, is an "eliminating factor" for most who might be otherwise interested.
The financial plan allows for this.
But it does not allow for an ivy covered cottage with a white picket fence, in an acceptable neighborhood. Etc.
No lawn to mow. No property taxes.
No. Snow. To. Shovel.
I am a demanding task master, no?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 01:30 AM (IqV8l)
That place was great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:33 AM (aMlLZ)
Hm. G'night, lougal. Hope it wasn't something I said.
Or ate.
Posted by: lufdnim rekrowbew at January 15, 2018 01:34 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:23 AM (t3kPl)
Heh. If, by chance, you look a the online/mil order websites, you will see that this is what the girls says they are looking for.
I wrote a guide for guys who might be interested as an e-book 6 years ago, and have not updated it. It actually does work for some people. I only focused on the "don't get ripped off" part. Cupid is not an anagram of Miklos. I can tell you that 70% of the business is "It's just lunch"-but a really, really nice lunch.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 15, 2018 01:34 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2018 11:23 PM (qJtVm)
Eris, I'm sure you know this. You are a very smart person. Manning could have his twig and berries sawn off, an ersatz pussy constructed, and a set of bolt-on boobehs attached, and he still will be nothing more nor less than a mutilated male. He will have no uterus, no ovaries, and he will have that Y chromosome in every cell of his mutilated body.
We conservatives have to be adamant, to the point of being annoying, that no man can surgically transform himself into a woman, and no woman can surgically transform herself into a man.
And yes, there are a few, very, very few, individuals who are born ion some sort of intersex condition, and who might benefit from surgical intervention to tip them from the mushy middle to one end or the other of the scale. That is a different thing altogether.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:35 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 15, 2018 01:20 AM (5ng19)
And the human race would end...
Because without Men's sex drive... why would we put up with women's shit?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 01:35 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:36 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:38 AM (J6xuH)
I figure my intent to retire aboard a (for example) 52 ft. Irwin Ketch, is an "eliminating factor" for most who might be otherwise interested.
I'm calling false modesty. A rich friend (not like me) chartered a nice boat from a couple. The captain was a former Maine waterman. The wife loved it as much as he did. They chartered it out as much as needed, didn't after the bills were paid.
PS-don't waste your time on Brandy, although a good wife she would be.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, on the foredeck at January 15, 2018 01:40 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:43 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:44 AM (J6xuH)
PS-don't waste your time on Brandy, although a good wife she would be.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, on the foredeck at January 15, 2018 01:40 AM (zCyNd)
Having lived for seven years aboard a thirty footer, I can perceive that there is truth to your statement.
Alas, I never chartered out the thirty footer, but had lots of friends aboard the larger vessels.
@ Booknlass. I do have a recipe in the Deplorable Gourmet.
Dare ya!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 01:36 AM (t3kPl)
I should. Many of the services and little tricks have changed. My goal was to give the guys the cheap, but not free (but cheaper than the agencies), or entirely free ways to 1) avoid the most common scams and 2) control the situation, rather than relying on interested parties.
Would be a lot of work to redo it, but it was also maybe my most profitable self-publishing projects.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, on the foredeck at January 15, 2018 01:46 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:43 AM (PmCoA)
Nothing wrong was said.
*raises glass of tasty beverage*
Posted by: The Prosting Hat at January 15, 2018 01:47 AM (itfg0)
She's in her nineties now and wobbly on her pins.
I ask her, what's she gonna be up to today?
And you know what she says?
She says,
what time does the KU basketball game begin?
She's got her fav'rits and she wants her team to win!
Posted by: webmind fulworker at January 15, 2018 01:50 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2018 01:50 AM (32tyq)
I cannot wait until the womens march in Vegas
I am gonna probably be the only women there who they try to pummel
Already got my sign in mind
Watch for me although I doubt the news will show it
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:51 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: webmind fulworker at January 15, 2018 01:50 AM (AmeQT)
A good woman will.
Posted by: The Noting Hat at January 15, 2018 01:52 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: workful mindweber at January 15, 2018 01:52 AM (AmeQT)
I cannot wait until the womens march in Vegas
I am gonna probably be the only women there who they try to pummel
Already got my sign in mind
Watch for me although I doubt the news will show it
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:51 AM (PmCoA)
Carry one of their severed heads, I'm sure they will show it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: workful mindweber at January 15, 2018 01:52 AM (AmeQT)
Sailing away....
Posted by: Christopher Cross, bet Jim comes back at January 15, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)
Totally tubular!
Posted by: The Reagan-era Hat at January 15, 2018 12:59 AM (itfg0)
It's really amazingly good. I'm a beer guy. Or a rum and coke guy. Foo-foo drinks aren't in my wheelhouse. But this shit is amazing. Just made another one.
This would qualify as weapons-grade panty remover, I am sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:55 AM (sD2WN)
This would qualify as weapons-grade panty remover, I am sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:55 AM (sD2WN)
What drink would this be?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)
Ol' Strom my former senior senator was a legendary horn dog.
He grabbed the ass of a young Sally Quinn and her mother *at the same time* during some Washington dinner party. Just scooted between them and goosed them, both going "Oooooh!" at the same time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 01:56 AM (8O3HH)
carry a pretend Kathy Griffin head on a pike. haha!
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:57 AM (J6xuH)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:57 AM (PmCoA)
carry a pretend Kathy Griffin head on a pike. haha!
Posted by: booknlass at January 15, 2018 01:57 AM (J6xuH)
Oooh that's good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:58 AM (aMlLZ)
Miklos, if you care I have done international work and publishing in several languages... link in nic I hope.
ALL. Nytall, see you in dreamtown...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair Beep-Beep at January 15, 2018 02:00 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 01:55 AM (sD2WN)
"please send AOP back in time to 1979 so that I would know that all I have to do is go to Miz Ruthie who sold booze to underage kids sometimes and then I could go the Mall where that one cute girl I really liked and her friends weren't so bad either and my life would have been so much better..."
Posted by: Miklos, now packing for the Trappist Monastery at at Mepkin at January 15, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)
Not easy these days.
Posted by: Johnny at January 15, 2018 02:01 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 02:01 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 01:57 AM (PmCoA)
There are no lovers in this war. Save it for the victory orgy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
was straddling a PTO shaft, without a shield. This was years ago.
Somehow his pants got caught and before he knew it, the thing has ripped
his balls off.
They were able to save his testicles, but they had to re-embed them back in his body somehow. He had no normal balls.
The reason for this is you need the hormones, but they couldn't reattach them normally.
Maybe they could now, I don't know the details.
You're welcome for that image.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 01:00 AM (8O3HH)
Ouch! I know a worse story. Guy I worked across from, a Drilling Supervisor (aka company man), was also a rancher, who raised purebred cattle. Well, Lyle was helping a buddy feed cattle on winter, and was operating a tractor-pulled machine that tears round bales apart, and strews hay to feed the cows, and something went wrong. He got off the tractor, went and messed with the PTO shaft, and it caught him up and killed him dead. Sppoky thing was, a few weeks before this happened, we were on a well together, and he said to me, "Peon (not my real name), this oilfield is going to kill me. I feel it in my heart."
RIP, Lyle Peterson. You were a good man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:02 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 15, 2018 02:02 AM (PmCoA)
Linky no/kinda no goody.
Will try.
Posted by: Miklos, now packing for the Trappist Monastery at at Mepkin at January 15, 2018 02:04 AM (zCyNd)
whipped cream vodka bottle? I can get Spec's Liquor to order it in, if
you'd be so kind as to send a pic of that label..oh, and the UPC code
image, too!
Thanks in advance!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2018 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
Label says: "Pinnacle + image of swirl of whipped cream + whipped + (faint text) natural and artificial flavors + made with french vodka 30% alc/vol (60 proof)"
Back side: "Produced and bottled by Portfield Importers, Deerfield, IL, USA. Great with hot chocolate. Pinnaclevodka.com" UPC code: 80686 92657
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:09 AM (sD2WN)
Publius-
I will, for one purpose and one one occasion, express a clear desire to grasp another man's dick. I volunteer to beat beat the living daylights ( to put it mildly) out of Lindsay with Strom Thurmonds' dick.
Preston Brooks style.
I note that Brooks' cane is still in a museum, a historical artifact for public viewing and admiration.
Strom's dick should be the same.
Posted by: Miklos, in the well of the Senate at January 15, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)
Poop-slammed is a new one on me. That's when the excrement interfaces with the oscillating paddles, right?
Haven't seen wc-l handle for a while (might jus be me) - you been banneded or vacationlurking?
And while I'm semi=consciously thinking of it, been wondering, what's the story behind your interesting handle? Sounds knitty or weavy or something.
❣
The series that didn't quite make it.
Mind Fuel
My 1996 noodling on print v digital formats, and profiting (or not) from online cartooning - still looking for answers
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/mind-fuel
Posted by: mindwork webfuler at January 15, 2018 02:10 AM (AmeQT)
Preston Brooks style.
I note that Brooks' cane is still in a museum, a historical artifact for public viewing and admiration.
Strom's dick should be the same.
Posted by: Miklos, in the well of the Senate at January 15, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)
Nope, still not touching a dude's dick. I'll use a crowbar. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 02:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: mindless webslinger at January 15, 2018 01:18 AM (AmeQT)
Bingo! I am in Apache Junction, AZ, right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:12 AM (sD2WN)
Don't know, but if you salute, him, so do I. Hear, hear.
PTOs are quite dangerous. And so is a lot of other stuff. The tear off the balls story is one my father used to put the fear of God in me about PTOs.
Without a shield (and some of them are cheap plastic things nowadays), they can be deadly. Human flesh and bone is no match for 'em.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 02:15 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2018 01:50 AM (32tyq)
We were wondering what had become of you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:17 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2018 01:50 AM (32tyq)
No problem. Poo flinging is reserved to daywalkers, the artistically minded, etc.. The ONT is a Safe Space.
Posted by: Miklos, analysis: mostly true at January 15, 2018 02:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 15, 2018 01:56 AM (aMlLZ)
You missed it. In a beer schooner, a slug of Pinnacle "Whipped" vodka (tastes like whipped cream), top up with Minute Maid lemonade, and squeeze in the juice of a Valencia orange. Creamy, tart, alcoholic, and smooooth.
I am stunned at how good it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:20 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: The Poliical Hat at January 15, 2018 02:22 AM (itfg0)
The governor is having Bob Dole ED problems (and this would before the Viagra era). Just can't get it up well at all. Knowing Strom's age and reputation, he goes to him and asks what his secret is. How does he do it?
Ol' Strom says, "Well, I tell ya son. Right before I go at it, I whip it out and give it a good whackin' on the bed post. Thump it. Gets it limbered up and the blood a-flowin'."
The governor thinks, "Well, hell". Later on the night, he goes home. His wife his already in bed, and he decides what-the-hell, can't hurt. So he pulls out Mr. Happy and starts thumpin' it.
Thump, thump, thump! His wife hears that and rouses up, exclaiming, "Strom! Get the hell out of here, my husband will be home any minute now!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 02:22 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: doug at January 15, 2018 02:23 AM (89il5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2018 02:23 AM (32tyq)
up, exclaiming, "Strom! Get the hell out of here, my husband will be
home any minute now!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 02:22 AM (8O3HH)
Hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:24 AM (sD2WN)
Grand-dad was a stern fellow. Tough old bastard, too, he managed to kick the drive lever into neutral and disengage himself from the PTO shaft, then he unhooked the tractor from the corn picker and drove himself to the house so that Grandmother could drive him to the hospital.Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2018 02:25 AM (vbvxt)
I am all out of oranges, or I would make more, and get all drunk and disorderly on you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:31 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 02:22 AM (8O3HH)
Well, if the story is true (and Strom's chauffeur, a former German POW, said it was) Strom's thumpin' was Sue Logue's nice memory on the way over to the electric chair.
Posted by: Miklos, analysis: almost entirely true at January 15, 2018 02:31 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sjg at January 15, 2018 02:32 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: doug at January 15, 2018 02:23 AM (89il5)
No. Just tax the rain. HAAA HAAA
Posted by: idiiots in charge of Maryland at January 15, 2018 02:32 AM (zCyNd)
That's another one. Banged a condemned murderess on the way to the chair.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 15, 2018 02:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:31 AM (sD2WN)
We are cacti. Not Ficii.
At your own risk.
Posted by: herbaria of Arizona at January 15, 2018 02:34 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 15, 2018 02:35 AM (8O3HH)
Weather Underground says:
Apache Junction Az: 56°F
Calgary: 17°FF (feels Like: 5)
My local Okla: 36°F but going down to uggghh 3 tonight. Back up to 60 next Saturday, though, so, tough life.
In Oklahoma, it all depends on Any Way the Wind Blows.
youtu.be/X16Y-Z-IBDQ
Posted by: mindweb fulworker at January 15, 2018 02:38 AM (AmeQT)
Bare back or nothin', stud.
:winks:
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 15, 2018 02:35 AM (8O3HH)
I'm thinking market share.
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at January 15, 2018 02:39 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2018 02:46 AM (MTB/v)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:46 AM (zCyNd)
youtu.be/X16Y-Z-IBDQ
Posted by: mindweb fulworker at January 15, 2018 02:38 AM (AmeQT)
Yes, it is nice here. When I left Calgary, it was above freezing, but the cold returned. I have to leave here Friday to go back. Hopefully it will warm up again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:46 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:47 AM (zCyNd)
Gaaawsh I love the classics. Thanks. Well told. Read it aloud to Milady and at the punch line said she didn't see that coming. Ha.
Posted by: mindwork fulweber - fut the wuck anyway maroons? at January 15, 2018 02:47 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:47 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:48 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:50 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 02:52 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:53 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: W. Spencer Molnar at January 15, 2018 02:55 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at January 15, 2018 02:58 AM (xzvHg)
Awww. You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, right. It can be. Just drink 8oz of water, 500mg of vit c, and carry on.
Orrrrr.... g'nite AOP. Bout raddy 2 collapse mself
Posted by: mindful webworker - combobulated at last at January 15, 2018 02:58 AM (AmeQT)
Note: AOP is probably the first person in history to describe Arizona as "hangover country". Or the most recent.
Have a sarsaparilla, padre.
Posted by: Ok Corral, a Family Destination! at January 15, 2018 03:02 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker ir teh win at January 15, 2018 03:03 AM (AmeQT)
Fine. I'll grab that, since I won't be around for sexsexsex.
I never was.
Posted by: mindful webworker - numerologically at January 15, 2018 03:11 AM (AmeQT)
Fine. I'll grab that, since I won't be around for sexsexsex.
I never was.
Posted by: mindful webworker - numerologically at January 15, 2018 03:11 AM (AmeQT)
666 is taken. Trust me.
Posted by: Miklos, just now noticng his cloven hoofs at January 15, 2018 03:14 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 03:49 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 03:57 AM (aC6Sd)
To an empty 64 oz container add:
7.5 oz lime juice (1/2 15 oz bottle)
2 Tablespoons tumeric
1 Tablespoon celery seed
1 teaspoon black pepper
2 to 5 oz Louisiana hot sauce, to taste
1 large (48 oz) V8, or generic equiv.
Shake vigorously before pouring.
For a serving (16 oz mason jar):
4 oz vodka
4 green olives + 2 teaspoons olive juice
top with mixture described above.
2 or 3 servings will either cure you, put you to sleep, or make you forget you were having the flu.
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:09 AM (UbJGw)
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:09 AM (UbJGw)
Does it have electrolytes 'n stuff?
Posted by: Idiocratically distinguished Miklos at January 15, 2018 04:11 AM (zCyNd)
https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 04:12 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Idiocratically distinguished Miklos at January 15, 2018 04:11 AM (zCyNd)
Oh, I guess so. Salt and fat from the olives, maybe.
I'm on my 3rd tonight...
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:30 AM (UbJGw)
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:33 AM (UbJGw)
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:30 AM (UbJGw)
So you're cured then?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2018 04:33 AM (vbvxt)
Everyone have a great day.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2018 04:42 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 15, 2018 04:33 AM (vbvxt)
Now see? The good NC people are always looking out for ya.
Posted by: Aunt Bea from Mayberry, or Miklos from Bladen County at January 15, 2018 04:42 AM (zCyNd)
---
Pretty much! Faster than usual recovery, at least. Been drinking this stuff since onset late Friday.
My hair doesn't hurt.
Snot tap has been turned off.
No sore throat or cough!
Posted by: pogomip at January 15, 2018 04:43 AM (UbJGw)
Posted by: iklos, not really Winston Churcill. But still.Miklos from Bladen County at January 15, 2018 04:59 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:39 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:44 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:48 AM (BtQd4)
Liberalism claims to be neutral but its really anti-culture. It detaches people from nature, community, tradition and place. It detaches people from time. Gratitude to the past and obligations to the future are replaced by a nearly universal pursuit of immediate gratification.
Was not this what Bernie and Fauxchontas preached. No culture is needed as a state run mechanism will decide, control, manage, and arbitrate every interaction.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:58 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: pig with its leg bone simmering on stove at January 15, 2018 06:03 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:48 AM (BtQd4)
Does. Not. Matter.
If they stay ... the Judiciary will grant them full citizenship within four years. Does not matter how the Legislation is written.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 15, 2018 06:05 AM (c80mr)
All those things compete with loyalty to the state. Therefore they must be mocked, attacked and conditioned out of people.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 15, 2018 06:06 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 15, 2018 06:10 AM (fSf/G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 06:12 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:22 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:24 AM (EyPfd)
FIFY.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 15, 2018 06:25 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 15, 2018 06:05 AM (c80mr)
And Little Dick Durbin will be at the podium 5 minute after the law is passed crying about how unfair it is for the 2nd class American citizens, and the Repubs will cave.
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 15, 2018 06:26 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 15, 2018 06:26 AM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 15, 2018 06:27 AM (fSf/G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 06:12 AM (BtQd4)
Wouldn't surprise me. The equivalent of hatecrime/rape hoaxes occurring at the state level.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 15, 2018 06:29 AM (2835Q)
http://nyp.st/2DiP2l7
Apparently, the button has no safeguards, interlocks, shield, or 'Break Glass and Pull in case of inbound missile" type activation protection.
But...they are addressing that....
Now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:36 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 06:12 AM (BtQd4)
Wouldn't surprise me. The equivalent of hatecrime/rape hoaxes occurring at the state level.
Posted by: Bear phone
I wonder if we could SWAT Hawaii?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 06:37 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: socalcon at January 15, 2018 06:41 AM (WAnre)
I wish my bosses would have been so understanding.
Hey Marv, What's this button do.
I dunno, push it and find out
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Corona at January 15, 2018 06:42 AM (88+VL)
"I saw a crazy Ivan on the radar."
"Okay. Fair enough, but we're reassigning you to the mailroom."
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 15, 2018 06:43 AM (fSf/G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 06:12 AM (BtQd4)
Wouldn't surprise me. The equivalent of hatecrime/rape hoaxes occurring at the state level.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 15, 2018 06:29 AM (2835Q)
Those are good points. 'Swatting' the President. He handled it quite well, though. If he had been half as hysterical as the left is with his (pick 'em) statement, it would have been more fuel for the 'he's insane/impeach' fodder.
To date, Trump has done an exemplary job. Can't wait for that State of the Union Address. He'll mop the House floor with the Democrats and their inane policies/demands. Now to get the Republican Congress, while it is a Republican Congress, to move just a wee bit faster on his "America First" agenda . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2018 06:43 AM (MTB/v)
Coffee ... must have coffee ...
And see how much snow fell overnight ...
bbrs
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 15, 2018 06:26 AM (oVWx5)
Here a lil south of I10 pretty frosty on the cars. But 57 today.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 06:44 AM (BtQd4)
Ex nihilo nihil fit. Because there is something now, there has always been something. Not sure you can go beyond that.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 15, 2018 06:45 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Colin at January 15, 2018 06:45 AM (xZWJE)
Posted by: Colin
He was going to, then realized the big high wall around Vatican City would make the poor immigrants feel like prisoners.
He'll let them visit though. Just get in line with everyone else.
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)
Or is it next to the button on the elevator that makes the doors close?
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)
What percentage of that nation's passport holders are not Catholic?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:52 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Corona at January 15, 2018 06:55 AM (88+VL)
"We're going to have to send this one to Design Engineering."
>>Ex nihilo nihil fit. Because there is something now, there has always been something. Not sure you can go beyond that.
Not sure you've even got to that. God is not "something."
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 15, 2018 06:55 AM (fSf/G)
Was she in Hawaii that day?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:56 AM (EyPfd)
My DACA bill. Get education and job. Pay Taxes. Social Security after
40 quarters. No other public benefits. Voting rights in 20 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 05:48 AM (BtQd4)
Does. Not. Matter.
If they stay ... the Judiciary will grant them full citizenship
within four years. Does not matter how the Legislation is written.
.
.
.Correct. The very second Trump signs any DACA law there will be lawsuits claiming they are second class citizens and they will be *Judicially* granted full citizenship rights including voting privileges no matter what the law states.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2018 06:57 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2018 06:58 AM (WQ3tJ)
====
Wha? Never heard about that one. Sounds typical tho.
Posted by: Corona at January 15, 2018 06:59 AM (88+VL)
And coffee.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 15, 2018 06:59 AM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Gem at January 15, 2018 06:59 AM (XoAz8)
*THUMP! punches red button*
Wait - what is the red button for?
Posted by: Eleanor Holms Norton (D) DC Congresswoman at January 15, 2018 06:59 AM (W+vEI)
Was she in Hawaii that day?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 06:56 AM (EyPfd)
I think that was Eleanor Holmes-Norton, the D.C. (non-voting?) rep.
Posted by: RickZ at January 15, 2018 06:59 AM (MTB/v)
Posted by: Corona at January 15, 2018 07:02 AM (88+VL)
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 15, 2018 07:05 AM (/DWwy)
You know, it's not polite to stare...
Posted by: Corona at January 15, 2018 07:06 AM (88+VL)
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