EMT 01/13/18

Happy birthday to me.

I'm not going to tell you how old I am. I won't even entertain guesses.

In fact, it'd probably be best if you'd all just kindly get the hell off my lawn.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Comments

1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, January 13, 2018. On this day 1971 in a great travesty of justice the liberal wing of SCOTUS ruled 5-4 to overrule the conviction of murder by a serial killer in NH. Their ruling was based on excluded evidence found in his car after a search they deemed unlawful because the search warrant was issued by the State AG acting as a justice of the peace. I hope these 5 assholes slept real good because this same killer went on to kill two more people afterwards.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

2 Some details about the Las Vegas shooter are starting to leak out now. His girl friend has told police that her finger prints may be on the bullets because she helped in load the shells.

http://tinyurl.com/y7pezwrc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

3 Vic beat me again
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (aC6Sd)

4 The Choom came out of his extended vacation to rip Fox News viewers because 'they live on a different planet' for not consuming the MFM lies like the dog vomit eating liberals.

http://tinyurl.com/ybe5nk8m

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

5 Trumps lawyer and the porn actress both vehemently deny the story about Trump paying her $130,000 in hush money to silence her. Just more FAKE news, this time from the WSJ which has always been liberal on the news pages but was more centered on the opinion pages. From what I have seen lately the whole bag of shit is liberal now.

http://tinyurl.com/y7gj4htb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

6 Happy Birthday Krak.
Good morning Vic

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (dab45)

7 Nunes tells congressional Republicans that he has clear evidence that the FBI abused the FISA law to conduct illegal searches and monitoring. Yet they extended the FISA law 'as is' once again.

http://tinyurl.com/y7k4yzd8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

8 The Ecuadorian embassy in London wants Julian Assange out because he is filthy and stinks.

http://tinyurl.com/yaoqqno2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

9 Looks like SCOTUS is about to reverse a previous ruling on States imposing a sales tax on mail order companies. The precedent is that States could not impose sales taxes on a company unless they had a physical presence in the State. Looks like they are going to OK internet sales taxes by States now. Where is Ted 'the Swimmer's' Stare Decisis?

http://tinyurl.com/ybt2kute

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

10 Good morning to you too Skip

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at January 13, 2018 05:58 AM (dab45)

11 Feinscrunt confirms that she released the discredited Fusion GPS Trump hit-piece because Fusion GPS asked her to.

http://tinyurl.com/yblj3dnd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

12 BB says a DACA amnesty sellout by congressional Republicans is a dilemma for congressional Republicans because they are facing primary challengers, especially the DIABLOs and RINOs most likely to sell us out. I don't see a 'dilemma', just don't sell us out. You are not going to get any votes from these DACA pukes so why reward them? Oh I forgot, your real constituency is the CoC, not your base.

http://tinyurl.com/ybl5m57x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

13 More FAKE news from MSDNC. They put out that the Panamanian ambassador quit after Trump's claimed shit hole statement which was also a Democrat lie. I do not believe anything put out by the MFM about Trump. Not a single solitary thing.

http://tinyurl.com/ydxshwve

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

14 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/yb46g2gg

And that's it for today. Not much out there. Despite it being FAKE news everything is Shit Hole.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

15
Happy birthday to me.

I'm not going to tell you how old I am. I won't even entertain guesses.

In fact, it'd probably be best if you'd all just kindly get the hell off my lawn.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Happy birthday Krak.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

16 Happy Birfday Krak.
30 is not so bad.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

17 Cheetos for breakfast.

Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 13, 2018 06:02 AM (GroCc)

18 So, I was traveling and at a wake yesterday. My only news source is JJ, Vic and the Horde. What became of ShitHole Gate?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

19 Cheetos for breakfast.

Posted by: Andrew Chin

If they're not the ones found between the cushions, sounds great!

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (8ikIW)

20 18
So, I was traveling and at a wake yesterday. My only news source is JJ, Vic and the Horde. What became of ShitHole Gate?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

Like I said, it is all over the news sites, even the conservative ones who should know better.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

21 I do not believe anything put out by the MFM about Trump. Not a single solitary thing.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

MFM is the enemy, Dems are just their political wing.

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (dab45)

22 G'mornin' Horde !

Happy birthday, krakatoa ! I know nothing of this so-called "lawn" you speak of.
Thanks for the news, as always, Vic !

I'm'a hobble downstairs and generate coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 13, 2018 06:06 AM (oVWx5)

23 22 I'm'a hobble downstairs and generate coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 13, 2018 06:06 AM (oVWx5)

Already had my pot hours ago. Can't generate noos links without coffee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

24 Willowed from ONT (in the EM):

Talk about Germa-phobia. This whore who is the source (and the WSJ's source) of all this looks a bit, well, quite a few notches below Donny Two Scoop's standards. Below even my standards. Hell, you'd get dick gangrene from her, looks like.

Went by the stage name "Jenna Talia" (hah, hah, get it -- sheesh) for a while. Low rent, indeed.

Anyway, she's the source of what Stormy Daniels supposedly told her, which Daniels denies, in writing. And you went with this shit, WSJ?

The WSJ has fallen far. Hell, they're open borders shitholes anyway. Never Trump scum. Fuck them.

This is pathetic. Second hand shit from a two-dollar whore.

Note this is apparently all the vaunted Deep State Spooks can dredge up on Trump.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:07 AM (8O3HH)

25
The WSJ has always been open borders, cheap labor tools. That's the genesis of their Trump hate. And now they're full-on TruCon, NeverTrump, SalonHot25 dirt bags.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:09 AM (8O3HH)

26 24 This is pathetic. Second hand shit from a two-dollar whore.

Note this is apparently all the vaunted Deep State Spooks can dredge up on Trump.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:07 AM (8O3HH)

Hell, they rushed to put out that shit hole BS based on a single source who was a Democrat Aide who wasn't even at the meeting referenced. They are ALL liars and assholes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

27 Have a great one Krak!

Posted by: Uncle Si at January 13, 2018 06:10 AM (sQyD6)

28
Ugh. Up before 5:00 to drive three hours down to Corpus Christi. Dan and Val better make it worthwhile.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2018 06:11 AM (hAGkl)

29 Krak (east of Java) remember you cannot drink all day if you do not start in the morning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:11 AM (BtQd4)

30 Its well known Krak is 29,
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 06:12 AM (aC6Sd)

31 Warmer this morning but raining all night. It is 38.3F now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

32 Jan 13
Newly sober after a serious drug problem, Johnny Cash brings his band, and wife June Carter Cash, to Folsom State Prison in California to record two live sets. The album will sell millions and revitalize the career of The Man in Black.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:13 AM (BtQd4)

33 So the Feinscrunt Uncle Leo excuse is okay to use for any occasion?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:13 AM (8ikIW)

34 Bring back that suu-u-unny day.

Tryin' it again.
The Classics IV got no love at the end of the ont.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:15 AM (BN/jk)

35 Morning peeps.

It's a snowy and frosty 16 degrees in the Bluegrass. Looks like we had about 3-4 inches of snow.

Inside cat is like "WTF dude."

Outside cats are like "where's our breakfast dude."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:15 AM (iiixZ)

36 Fusion GPS
Made FBI recant and apolofise for HRC email letter
Almost disrupted 2016 election with a fake story
Make powerful Scrunts quake in their depends

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:16 AM (BtQd4)

37 Cold here in No Ill again. Good news is the wife is making chili today. No, I will not comment on whether it has beans (it does) or not. It's what we both grew up with, mom called it that. it's CHILI dammit

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

38 32
Jan 13

Newly sober after a serious drug problem, Johnny Cash brings his
band, and wife June Carter Cash, to Folsom State Prison in California to
record two live sets. The album will sell millions and revitalize the
career of The Man in Black.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:13 AM (BtQd4)

That Folsom Prison album really put him on the map for country music. He had been more rock-a-billy before that. But I had several of his albums before the prison one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

39 35
Morning peeps.

It's a snowy and frosty 16 degrees in the Bluegrass. Looks like we had about 3-4 inches of snow.

Inside cat is like "WTF dude."

Outside cats are like "where's our breakfast dude."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:15 AM (iiixZ)

They were calling for more snow here next Wednesday but they have backed off on that now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

40 Morning all

Not a porch day, huh Vic?

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 06:18 AM (48QDY)

41 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2018 06:18 AM (KCxzN)

42 And you leave your cats outside when it is 16F? Shame!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

43 The State of the Union address should be "interesting" this year.

Like an awards show, Trump should hand out indictments instead of the stupid little trophies.

Have the Capitol Police escort 'em out.

Ratings win, bigly.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:19 AM (iiixZ)

44 This is your brain.
This is your brain on Krak.

Happy birthday!
And thanks for putting up this vehicle in the ams'.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:20 AM (BN/jk)

45 40
Morning all

Not a porch day, huh Vic?

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 06:18 AM (48QDY)

It will be an inside rocking chair day, if anything. Since my wife had the house remodeled my front porch is too shallow to sit out in the rain.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

46 Good Morning! Its' a balmy 56F and a bit windy here in the Ocean State, Rhode Island...off to an Estate Sale pretty soon...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 13, 2018 06:22 AM (PafTy)

47 Don't worry Vic.

They have heated shelters and a freeze proof watering bowl.

Better life than a hobo.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:22 AM (iiixZ)

48 Went to the wake yesterday of my nieces boyfriends (I call him Bob) father. He died of a heart attack after some complications.
Bob is all of 35, no immediate family in the vicinity to help him make some tough decisions. They pulled the plug. Now of course his dads sisters, and Bob's brother who all live a distance away and were of no help in the decision, are pissed because woulda shoulda coulda. Bob is a nice guy, not my favorite person, but we went to the wake to help support him and my niece.
I'm hoping the family starts feeling a little more compassion towards him.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:22 AM (8ikIW)

49 47
Don't worry Vic.

They have heated shelters and a freeze proof watering bowl.

Better life than a hobo.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:22 AM (iiixZ)

That's good.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

50 Have the Capitol Police escort 'em out.

Ratings win, bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:19 AM (iiixZ)

That would get well-deserved standing O's from many watching. Not those fake partisan ones on the floor.

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 06:23 AM (48QDY)

51 Happy Birthday Krak !

Thanks for the links Vic.

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 06:24 AM (PyMy4)

52 Stay with me for a couple minutes Cash fans.
Couple verses and a chorus comin' at ya.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:25 AM (BN/jk)

53 It will be an inside rocking chair day, if anything. Since my wife had the house remodeled my front porch is too shallow to sit out in the rain.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

Rain's gone. The wind is brutal.

And Happy Birthday Krak.

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 06:26 AM (48QDY)

54 Stay with me for a couple minutes Cash fans.
Couple verses and a chorus comin' at ya.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:25 AM

so, we'll get it one piece at a time?

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2018 06:26 AM (KCxzN)

55 They have heated shelters and a freeze proof watering bowl.

Better life than a hobo.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter

I thought I'd do the birds a favor a few years back and get a heater for the birdbath. What a waste of money and time. If it's really cold and dry the water is evaporating and you need to fill it everyday. And the only birds that used it were a few mourning doves, that would sit on the edge of the birdbath with their backs to the water. And poop in the water. So now not only do I have to carry water out to the thing, I've got to clean it too.

Threw the damn heater out

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

56 Happy Birthday Krak!

Your declining years can be very rewarding in their own quiet, diminished way.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 06:27 AM (qJtVm)

57 Cold here in No Ill again. Good news is the wife is making chili today. No, I will not comment on whether it has beans (it does) or not. It's what we both grew up with, mom called it that. it's CHILI dammit

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

Don't forget the carrots !

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 06:28 AM (PyMy4)

58 4 The Choom came out of his extended vacation
B Huessein is like that starter wide your cousin had and no one even remembers her name.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:29 AM (BtQd4)

59 Don't forget the carrots !
Posted by: JT

Mom made it with carrots once. ONCE. It was not a hit with us.

Ate it anyway. The only other choice was tree bark

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

60 Bruce, I have one bird feeder here. (I'm in farm land on 5 acres) It attracts about 8 different species, all mostly finch-like. When it's cold like it's been lately I try to keep it filled with a sunflower seed blend that the cardinals like. Those idiot birds will have it emptied in half a day. I figure they'll be hungry today.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:31 AM (iiixZ)

61 Don't forget the carrots !
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 06:28 AM (PyMy4)
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I'm going to try Marcella Hazan's Bolognese sauce today and it calls for carrots and, even weirder, one cup of milk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 06:32 AM (qJtVm)

62 Jeepers, 10 below zero here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 13, 2018 06:33 AM (oVWx5)

63 I got my wifi extender yesterday and after a few cuss words, installation wizard my ass, got it running. How great to not have the buffering trying to watch Netflix etc.
Plus the wife is happy happy.

I'm hoping it pays off big dividends later.

Who am I kidding. I'll screw up something before then

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:34 AM (8ikIW)

64 Also, what's a good brawny paper shredder? I have a couple bags worth of crap and I need something that won't whine and crap out on me.

I need the Hellmouth of shredders. I'd love one of those beasts that pulverizes cars but I have limited floor space.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 06:34 AM (qJtVm)

65 24:Note this is apparently all the vaunted Deep State Spooks can dredge up on Trump.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Good thing Iran, China, No. Korea, and the Middle East are all calm and peaceful. Our "vaunted Deep State Spooks" have time to dredge up BS on Trump. Its all lies and stupid ones at that but its a good sign the the rest of the world is all calm. They have time to #Resist.

Right?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 06:34 AM (7ASy0)

66 I'm going to try Marcella Hazan's Bolognese sauce today and it calls for carrots and, even weirder, one cup of milk.

Good luck !

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 06:35 AM (PyMy4)

67 60
Bruce, I have one bird feeder here. (I'm in farm land on 5 acres) It
attracts about 8 different species, all mostly finch-like. When it's
cold like it's been lately I try to keep it filled with a sunflower seed
blend that the cardinals like. Those idiot birds will have it emptied
in half a day. I figure they'll be hungry today.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:31 AM (iiixZ)

I had to take mine down. The grackles and black birds would strip it in a few minutes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

68 I'd been hard on my heart
Searchin' my soul
Tryin' to find a little truth
The things a man needs to know
I didn't find it in a book
Or a faded magazine
I found it in my daddy's old records
Oozing amphetamines

He was dressed in black
Walking that line
Tearing through life
On Tulsa time
He found his way
One hot night in June
Led by a voice as big as thunder
Slightly out of tune

I as myself
What would Johnny Cash do
With one spin of a Sun Session record
My faith renewed
A voice dark as night
It still rings true
I ask myself one question
What would Johnny Cash do

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:35 AM (BN/jk)

69
Wow. On Intellicast weather map, if you turn on temperature, then activate time lapse, you can see the cold spreading east and down. Fast.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:35 AM (2FqvZ)

70 64> A fire pit?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:36 AM (iiixZ)

71 Happy Birthday!
(Probably yet another decades' worth.)
I work graveyard shift and have enjoyed your hyperlinks for years - loads of fun and humor and I lurk the comments.
LMAO here and recorded over 0.1 HR many times - thanks!
Long live the ONT EMT!
P.S. 190 proof Golden Grain / Ever Clear is a better value than Val-U-Rite in any state that IS ALLOWED to sell it.
(Purity of Essene price-point Mandrake!)

Posted by: MoJoeTee at January 13, 2018 06:36 AM (0cipj)

72 Bruce, I have one bird feeder here. (I'm in farm land on 5 acres) It attracts about 8 different species, all mostly finch-like. When it's cold like it's been lately I try to keep it filled with a sunflower seed blend that the cardinals like. Those idiot birds will have it emptied in half a day. I figure they'll be hungry today.
Posted by: Deplorable

I've got three different feeders out. The birds are rather few around here this year though. There is a Coopers Hawk that is patrolling the area and the birds and squirrels are on high alert

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

73 Today would be a good chili day here but I haven't made anything like that in a long time. Since I am the only one eating it now it would have to be frozen in separate containers and used one at a time. Too much trouble.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

74 Birds:

No shit - back around Christmas a bald eagle perched in a tree in my backyard. I've got a couple of good photos using a telephoto lens. Also have the Coopers Hawks, various ducks, and some really cool yellow, blue and green finches.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:40 AM (iiixZ)

75 25
The WSJ has always been open borders, cheap labor tools. That's the genesis of their Trump hate. And now they're full-on TruCon, NeverTrump, SalonHot25 dirt bags.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:09 AM (8O3HH)

And obviously never read Mr Friedman. You can have open boarder or a welfare state, not both.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:41 AM (BtQd4)

76 P.S. 190 proof Golden Grain / Ever Clear is a better value than Val-U-Rite in any state that IS ALLOWED to sell it.
(Purity of Essene price-point Mandrake!)

Posted by: MoJoeTee at January 13, 2018 06:36 AM (0cipj)

Here in Nanny State Pennsylvania they didn't use to sell it. I asked the clerk why? She said, "Nobody needs that proof of alcohol." All snippy like. I explained how summer drinks that are 99% chopped ice, you don't want to water them down with booze already watered down. You end up with watery slush.

She was unimpressed with my argument.

Years later it was on the shelf.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:41 AM (2FqvZ)

77 74 Birds:

No shit - back around Christmas a bald eagle perched in a tree in my backyard. I've got a couple of good photos using a telephoto lens. Also have the Coopers Hawks, various ducks, and some really cool yellow, blue and green finches.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:40 AM (iiixZ)

I have a pair of very small noisy hawks in the green space near my house. Mybe redtail.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 06:42 AM (BtQd4)

78 Sorry Alton,
Took me that long just to type that,,, one fingered, on my phone.
If I could do links I'd put the song up.
True North What Would Johnny Cash Do in the utube search box would get you there.
One of their few "semi Nashville cookie cutter" type tunes.
Still, better than a lot of stuff on country radio there days in my possibly somewhat biased opinion.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:43 AM (BN/jk)

79 I had to take mine down. The grackles and black birds would strip it in a few minutes.
Posted by: Vic

I put out black sunflower seed. Thistle and shelled peanuts. All goes well until the damn starlings show up. First one, then....20 of the crapping things will strip the peanut feeder bare. So then I put out in shell peanuts. The woodpeckers and blue jays can still feed. The starlings prefer easier eating.

Hmmm. Who do starlings remind me of.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

80 76
P.S. 190 proof Golden Grain / Ever Clear is a better value than Val-U-Rite in any state that IS ALLOWED to sell it.

(Purity of Essene price-point Mandrake!)

Posted by: MoJoeTee at January 13, 2018 06:36 AM (0cipj)

Here in Nanny State Pennsylvania they didn't use to sell it. I asked
the clerk why? She said, "Nobody needs that proof of alcohol." All
snippy like. I explained how summer drinks that are 99% chopped ice, you
don't want to water them down with booze already watered down. You end
up with watery slush.

She was unimpressed with my argument.

Years later it was on the shelf.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:41 AM (2FqvZ)

They even have that here in Baptist-lina. But since it has such a high alcohol content they charge an arm and a leg for it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

81 Also, what's a good brawny paper shredder? I have a couple bags worth of crap and I need something that won't whine and crap out on me.

I bought a heavy duty one at Staples many moons ago. It does a great job.

The inexpensive ones sound like Fran Drescher.

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 06:44 AM (PyMy4)

82 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at January 13, 2018 06:45 AM (cHbmY)

83 these days

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:46 AM (BN/jk)

84 >>> What would Johnny Cash do

Social Distortion?

Posted by: fluffy at January 13, 2018 06:46 AM (cHbmY)

85 Bought a bottle of "barrel proof" Bourbon a couple of weeks ago. Probably around 50 bucks, but 128 proof. Quite tasty. Didn't last. Can't remember...

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:48 AM (iiixZ)

86 >>> I've got three different feeders out. The birds are rather few around here this year though. There is a Coopers Hawk that is patrolling the area and the birds and squirrels are on high alert

We have a peregrine falcon that likes to visit our bird feeder.

Posted by: fluffy at January 13, 2018 06:50 AM (cHbmY)

87
Once in a while my township has a shredder day where you wait in a short line, then drive up with your boxes of shit to shred, they grab them, throw them into the hopper of some big ass shredder, 10 seconds later, you're done.

Individual shredding of 95% of stuff can wait. But trash pickers are really out there.

About a decade after my business closed, I threw out a gas credit card, without chopping up. It had been so long I thought why bother. Couple days later I got a call from gas company someone had tried to use it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:51 AM (2FqvZ)

88 4 The Choom came out of his extended vacation to rip Fox News viewers because 'they live on a different planet'

I agree with him. We have figured out the complicated stuff, like if you have a dick you use the men's room and pooters use the women's.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 06:53 AM (ioQ79)

89 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:51 AM (2FqvZ)
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Yeah, I want to maintain positive control over my papers. Not that there's anything incriminating! *shifty eyes*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 06:53 AM (qJtVm)

90 I either shred or burn anything with my, or the wife's name on it. Our 30 dollar shredder even does single credit cards. Which is nice because I hate it when banks send me a "fake" credit card with my name on it and the application to apply for credit. That's like asking for fraud.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:54 AM (iiixZ)

91 Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey!
And you smell like one too!

*(I figure if you recognize that you're more or less exactly my age).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2018 06:54 AM (fuK7c)

92 "Social Distortion?"

Whatever that means.

And Vic, I know I've seen you speak of missing the old, real country.
If you never have, I'd really encourage you to put True North Old Martin and a Mandolin in the you tube search box sometime.
You might just be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:55 AM (BN/jk)

93 ATE's story is a good explanation of Pennsylvania being is stuck in the practically prohibition era

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 06:55 AM (aC6Sd)

94 Wow. On Intellicast weather map, if you turn on temperature, then activate time lapse, you can see the cold spreading east and down. Fast.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:35 AM (2FqvZ)

Yeah, here in the Dayton, OH, area we went from the mid-40s to the Teens in the space of a few hours. Raining constantly which then turned to ice and snow. Mrs Cop had quite the commute home when she got off work at 9PM. I was a slacker and left work early!!! (She's a nurse and doesn't have that option

)

We're relatively lucky here at Casa del Cop since I've only got a few inches of glow-bull warmening to shovel off the drive.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 06:56 AM (5Yee7)

95 92 And Vic, I know I've seen you speak of missing the old, real country.

If you never have, I'd really encourage you to put True North Old Martin and a Mandolin in the you tube search box sometime.

You might just be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:55 AM (BN/jk)

I don't do youtube because it bogs my internet down. And besides I have a metric shit-ton of bluegrass and country music already.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

96 17 Cheetos for breakfast.

Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 13, 2018 06:02 AM (GroCc)

Close enough to Cheerios. Bon appetit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2018 06:57 AM (mbhDw)

97 Burn everything to be sure, I'm always having offering to Gaia returning her carbon back to her.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

98 Burn everything to be sure, I'm always having offering to Gaia returning her carbon back to her.
Posted by: Skip

I'm on it!! HIC

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

99 I have been collecting old country music albums since the 60s and I have a lot of it. And, I have digitized it all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

100 What fucking ever.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 07:00 AM (BN/jk)

101 Four degrees F here in McHenry county Illinois, the frozen lake all glassy-looking outside in the pre-dawn light.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:01 AM (5LDjk)

102 Happy birthday!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2018 07:02 AM (0tfLf)

103 Four degrees F here in McHenry county Illinois, the frozen lake all glassy-looking outside in the pre-dawn light.

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Hey! I'm in Crystal Lake, where are you at?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:02 AM (8ikIW)

104 When I was out this morning radio news said I thought snow in Alabama?

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:04 AM (aC6Sd)

105 Retired Buckeye Cop. Interesting day in SW OH. Watched it drop 20 degrees in a little over an hour. Husband drove home after the UD game with iced up wipers. He said it made driving 75 interesting.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (N3JsI)

106 What fucking ever.

Is that a country song ?

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (PyMy4)

107 If I even enable youtube in my "options' it severely bogs my page loads down. So I usually leave it defeated. My internet service is really shitty but comcast says they can speed it up IF I pay them $10/month more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (mpXpK)

108 "Social Distortion?"
Whatever that means.

-Social Distortion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (Ckg4U)

109 Happy birthday, krak!

Posted by: FireHorse at January 13, 2018 07:07 AM (y+SdL)

110 My internet service is really shitty but comcast says they can speed it up IF I pay them $10/month more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (mpXpK)

Well you just got that huge 2% raise in SS. Spread the wealth around.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 07:08 AM (2FqvZ)

111 Happy Birthday, Krakatoa!

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2018 07:08 AM (5gaNQ)

112 Slappy Birthday, krakatoa!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:08 AM (Ckg4U)

113 My internet service is really shitty but comcast says they can speed it up IF I pay them $10/month more.
Posted by: Vic

Heh. That's why I got the extender for my house. I'm only paying for 6 gigawatts of wifi. ATT says I'd get better reception with much more gigawatts. They tell you little things like walls in a house affect the range.
I guess they expect everyone to be living in a one room cabin.

I'll take the Abe Lincoln internet package please.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

114 If I even enable youtube in my "options' it severely bogs my page loads down. So I usually leave it defeated. My internet service is really shitty but comcast says they can speed it up IF I pay them $10/month more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (mpXpK)

"Nice internet ya got here. Be a shame if somethin' happened to it."

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2018 07:09 AM (PyMy4)

115 Ms K hates the idea of me getting fake nails on my picking fingers, but the guitar strings are too tough on the nails and I get splits.

I'm learning some John Prine tunes. Had most of his stuff on vinyl before a basement flood wrecked my collection.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (5LDjk)

116 -"Social Distortion":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8zcbC_Dcw

Hope those help, teej.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (Ckg4U)

117 113 Heh. That's why I got the extender for my house. I'm
only paying for 6 gigawatts of wifi. ATT says I'd get better reception
with much more gigawatts. They tell you little things like walls in a
house affect the range.

I guess they expect everyone to be living in a one room cabin.

I'll take the Abe Lincoln internet package please.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

I had ATnT initially. Shittiest internet service ever.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (mpXpK)

118 If I even enable youtube in my "options' it severely bogs my page loads down. So I usually leave it defeated. My internet service is really shitty but comcast says they can speed it up IF I pay them $10/month more.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (mpXpK)

How is cell service in your area, Vic?

Lots of folks are ditching landline internet for cell based service. Verizon has unlimited on a Hotspot for around $50 a month. My phone streams at 20+ meg.

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (48QDY)

119 Just more FAKE news, this time from the WSJ which has always been liberal on the news pages but was more centered on the opinion pages.

Wasn't the WSJ one of the initial 'news' outlets that took the pee pee gate dossier and ran with it?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:11 AM (WQ3tJ)

120 Once in a while my township has a shredder day where you wait in a short line, then drive up with your boxes of shit to shred, they grab them, throw them into the hopper of some big ass shredder, 10 seconds later, you're done.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:51 AM (2FqvZ)

I don't know the brand name but we have a shredder at work for classified documents/disks that turns them into powder (Put that back together, Ivan!). Used to be we could do that ourselves.

Was on an independent assignment with a client for almost a year. Come back and discover that, now, Security has to do the shredding. Ask what happened and told that some dumb-ass tried to shred a stack of disks at once. Broke the shredder and the replacement was multi-thousand dollars!

Yes, I shred all mail that has our name/address/account information on it. I have an elderly cross-cut shredder that does OK but can only handle a few pages at a time. That's why I shred every time I get the mail, rather than wait until I have metric ton -- unlike someone here that will go nameless (isn't that right, Eris?).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:12 AM (5Yee7)

121 I fav cousins Dad always had a JC 8 track in the deck whenever the car started.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:12 AM (BtQd4)

122 Middle of the south shore. Across the lake from the guy with the ice boat.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:13 AM (5LDjk)

123 ..."I'll take the Abe Lincoln internet package please."
-Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

You separate from the rest of the internet until after mending fences, you are surreptitiously assassinated while watching something?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:13 AM (Ckg4U)

124 Happy cake day Krak! I hope the better half and son of Krak are enjoying the fruits of your labor.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:13 AM (WQ3tJ)

125 I have been collecting old country music albums since the 60s and I have a lot of it. And, I have digitized it all.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

Wow, you replaced the wind-up Victrola? I am impressed!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:13 AM (5Yee7)

126 I had ATnT initially. Shittiest internet service ever.
Posted by: Vic

I'm looking to make changes. The trouble is, the wife. She doesn't want to have 14 remotes with secret launch codes (her story) every time she wants to watch something.
Good news is, the only reason she keeps me around is to kill spiders, kill mice, and "fix" the tv/internet/computers, so I've got job security

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

127 115 I'm learning some John Prine tunes. Had most of his stuff on vinyl before a basement flood wrecked my collection.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (5LDjk)

I have one song by him I got from my BIL; In Spite Of Ourselves.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

128 >>>>Feinscrunt confirms that she released the discredited Fusion GPS Trump hit-piece because Fusion GPS asked her to.
.
.
.So what do they have on her?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 13, 2018 07:15 AM (+Dllb)

129 From WAPO
Second, sycophancy in the White House
Third, obsequiousness creates

Wait, is not sycophancy just obsequiousness applied?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:16 AM (BtQd4)

130 Middle of the south shore. Across the lake from the guy with the ice boat.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

In Lakewood?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

131 me too
jan 13, '50 as in friday the 13th

Posted by: azalea city at January 13, 2018 07:16 AM (WX+x0)

132 Find a way to hear Prine's "Sam Stone," Vic.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:17 AM (5LDjk)

133 118 How is cell service in your area, Vic?

Lots of folks are ditching landline internet for cell based service.
Verizon has unlimited on a Hotspot for around $50 a month. My phone
streams at 20+ meg.

Posted by: golfman at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (48QDY)

Cell phones are usually good and I already have Verizon for that. But I am already paying $50/month for cable. I am paying $35/month for a straight talk card for Verizon. I get it at Walmart.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

134 In Lakewood?
Posted by: Bruce

I'm at Gate 15

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

135 Have some Cake, krakatoa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:17 AM (Ckg4U)

136 Interesting day in SW OH. Watched it drop 20 degrees in a little over an hour. Husband drove home after the UD game with iced up wipers. He said it made driving 75 interesting.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 13, 2018 07:05 AM (N3JsI)

Mrs Cop was on I-75, also. She said maximum speed was about 25-35 mph.

I've been to the UD basketball games a few times. The audience is almost all alumni (I'm not) or local residents -- the students tend not to go.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:18 AM (5Yee7)

137 119 Wasn't the WSJ one of the initial 'news' outlets that took the pee pee gate dossier and ran with it?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:11 AM (WQ3tJ)

I think it was WaPo.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

138 "Hell, they rushed to put out that shit hole BS based on a single source who was a Democrat Aide who wasn't even at the meeting referenced. They are ALL liars and assholes. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

yeah, they have become more blatant out of desperation to protect their globalist cabal. They don't care if 20% or more "aware" people know they are lying, they just need the others to question and doubt and be distracted.

It seems clearer by the day that this shadow government thing has the DNC, media, and now our tech giants all in its tentacles. They want the alien invasion to continue to demographically prevent any more "Trump accidents", and total uniparty fascism. evil bastards all.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 07:19 AM (otAqJ)

139 Yes, Lakewoodistan. Part-time digs. Going back home to CO soon.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:19 AM (5LDjk)

140 I must have missed teej.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:19 AM (Ckg4U)

141 fusion gps also made about inquiries to the NSA

they never thought cankles would lose

Mr. President, show no mercy to these commies.

Posted by: azalea city at January 13, 2018 07:20 AM (WX+x0)

142 Feast on a hearty plate of karma, part of a nutritious breakfast: Illinois Attorney General candidate robbed at gunpoint in Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/y8mgpsfl

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 13, 2018 07:20 AM (ppaKI)

143 Happy Birthday krakatoa treat yourself to something today.

Anyone have experience with Merrell boots ? They sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods. Look comfortable. Reviews look ok but I like an actual opinion before I plunk down 130 for a pair.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:21 AM (XTXXB)

144 >>>>Cold here in No Ill again. Good news is the wife is making chili today.
No, I will not comment on whether it has beans (it does) or not. It's
what we both grew up with, mom called it that. it's CHILI dammit
.
.
.Don't forget the carrots.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 13, 2018 07:21 AM (+Dllb)

145 I'm learning some John Prine tunes. Had most of his stuff on vinyl before a basement flood wrecked my collection.

I lost all of my vinyl and some other juvenalia in a basement flood.

We had a new to us very old house with an unfinished (dirt) basement that had a natural spring running into it and a sump pump (under the stairs) pumping it out. I was not aware of either the spring or the sump pump until the day the sump pump quit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2018 07:22 AM (fuK7c)

146 Hotair
The idea that Democrats benefit from a government shutdown over the Dreamers is absurd. Not only would Democrats have to explain that thousands upon thousands of federal workers are on leave because of a dispute over noncitizens.

Lat word noncitizens is nice. like saying Barroom Dentist for a guy with brass knuckles

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:22 AM (BtQd4)

147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY

Nice selection Slap!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:23 AM (WQ3tJ)

148 Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:21 AM (XTXXB)
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The Merrill walking shoes I've owned were/are excellent. Comfortable and well-made.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 07:23 AM (qJtVm)

149 RBC. Yep, husband says it's mostly geezers. He and his sister, she owns the tickets, fit the bill. He also said 75 was a mess with stalled cars and semis off the road. Happy I passed on going. Stayed home reading the HQ instead.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 13, 2018 07:23 AM (N3JsI)

150 I was not aware of either the spring or the sump pump until the day the sump pump quit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

The Day the Sump Pump Quit was the B side to American Pie

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

151 132
Find a way to hear Prine's "Sam Stone," Vic.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:17 AM (5LDjk)

I did a search on it and one of the hits was a Bing video. when I clicked on it it took me to youtube.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

152 >>>>I don't know the brand name but we have a shredder at work for classified documents/disks that turns them into powder (Put that back together, Ivan!). Used to be we could do that ourselves.

Was on an independent assignment with a client for almost a year.
Come back and discover that, now, Security has to do the shredding. Ask
what happened and told that some dumb-ass tried to shred a stack of
disks at once. Broke the shredder and the replacement was
multi-thousand dollars!

Yes, I shred all mail that has our name/address/account information
on it. I have an elderly cross-cut shredder that does OK but can only
handle a few pages at a time. That's why I shred every time I get the
mail, rather than wait until I have metric ton -- unlike someone here
that will go nameless (isn't that right, Eris?).
.
.
.Those are called pulverizesor. We had one for my classified test destruction in the Navy. Nothing but dust left. Banks use them to destroy old torn money. Old and loud had to wear hearing protection and a dust mask but you could literally pour a box of used tests in that and it would not jam up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 13, 2018 07:24 AM (+Dllb)

153 I hope all repubs are collecting this on VHS to playback in october
More Crumb-Iness: Two Pinocchios For McFatasskill For False Tax-Reform Attack

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:24 AM (BtQd4)

154 >>> Anyone have experience with Merrell boots ?

They sell them at LL Bean. Merrell has quite a reputation. Never owned a pair as they didnt fit my feet comfortably.

Posted by: fluffy at January 13, 2018 07:25 AM (cHbmY)

155 I think our turn-in is gate 13, but it might be 11.

We'll be having old fashioneds at M tonight. Ms K's bro and his wife own a supper club way up in northern WI and we learned to drink them up there.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:25 AM (5LDjk)

156 Despite all this shit hole, I hope you have a great morning Vic.

Posted by: Corona at January 13, 2018 07:26 AM (88+VL)

157 We'll be having old fashioneds at M tonight. Ms K's bro and his wife own a supper club way up in northern WI and we learned to drink them up there.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

A good night for those plans.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

158 147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY

Nice selection Slap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Makes me harder than cashing my mamas SS check to see a gal in short skirt and long jacket

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:27 AM (BtQd4)

159 Did you see the Fire and Fury is really just stories of discussions of barroom talk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:29 AM (BtQd4)

160 Good news is, the only reason she keeps me around is to kill spiders, kill mice, and "fix" the tv/internet/computers, so I've got job security
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

Dude, do we have the same wife? I think they all go to a special "Wife School" where they're taught, 'Remember, girls, that's his job.'

Mrs Cop is utterly baffled by the computer. I still giggle like a maniac when I think about an incident involving the eldest grand-kid. She was in the First Grade at the time (college sophomore, now) when my wife was trying to do something while surfing the internet. Grand-kid sees that Ma-Maw is failing miserably, hops up in her lap, takes the mouse away and says, "No, Ma-Maw, you do it this way." *Click-click-click* Done.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:29 AM (5Yee7)

161 ..."And they don't know how lucky they are
They could have run into that tree
got struck by a bolt of lightning
Raped by a minority"
Prine, The Accident

Posted by: MarkY at January 13, 2018 07:30 AM (2835Q)

162 oops, tag fail

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:30 AM (5Yee7)

163 158>> Bwahahahaha... I was JUST watching that. Up next, SRV at the Montreux in '82.

Work will not happen without jams. Work may not happen anyway if I can get a tee time. o_0

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:31 AM (WQ3tJ)

164 So, some of my prized possessions are LARPing their own Kafka novel.

I just came back from Rome with a stop in Lisbon and my checked bag did not make exactly the same journey. There was a woman in a uniform at the baggage area where my bag wasn't who had my name and knew the bag was missing. Good. I filled out a form and she gave me a card. Good.

I got a strange email. Good? I call the number on the card. It does not work. Not good. I follow the link in the email. It goes to a package tracking site. Good? I enter my tracking number. It assures me that it has absolutely no idea where my bag is.

Is it Schroedinger's checked bag? Heisenbergs? Does it exist?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2018 07:31 AM (fuK7c)

165 Behind a vanity plate two nights ago, "GOT WOOD."

They're a thing here in this shit-hole called Chicagoland. IL must not be charging enough. I wonder if they'd do SHIT HOLE for me if I titled the truck here.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:32 AM (5LDjk)

166 The Merrill walking shoes I've owned were/are excellent. Comfortable and well-made.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 07:23 AM (qJtVm)

Thanks !

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:32 AM (XTXXB)

167 Dude, do we have the same wife? I think they all go to a special "Wife School" where they're taught, 'Remember, girls, that's his job.'

I think there is a school for that. Maybe when they all the girls and only girls had the meeting during grade school. I think it was 5 minutes on Kotex, the rest was what your husbands duties are.

I'll take it though. She does the ironing. I put in more wrinkles then I take out.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:32 AM (8ikIW)

168 Someone should try and convince me someday 1870's cowboy's cooks didn't put beans in their chili

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:33 AM (aC6Sd)

169 "Nice selection Slap!"
-Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:23 AM (WQ3tJ)

Thank you, good Sir! I enjoy that tune immensely.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:33 AM (Ckg4U)

170 108: Slap, saw them three times at First Avenue in Minneapolis. Damn good show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:33 AM (KP5rU)

171 Nice, chavez! I've never seen them live. I would have LOVED to.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:35 AM (Ckg4U)

172
I think they all go to a special "Wife School" where they're taught, 'Remember, girls, that's his job.'

They're also taught to hate every new technology.

Me: "I think we need a VCR."
Her: "I don't think so."
Result: She used it more than me.

Me: "I think we need a flat screen tv."
Her: "I don't think so."
Result: She uses it more than me.

Me: "I think we need to cut the cable and stream."
Her: "I don't think so."
Result: She uses it more than me.

Me: "I think we need a PVR to record OTA."
Her: "I don't think so."
Result: She uses it more than me.

On and on and on.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 07:35 AM (2FqvZ)

173 Georgia Democratic Rep. John Lewis said on MSNBC Friday afternoon that President Trump has racism in his DNA and in his makeup.

Paging Ms. Sanger, Ms Margie Sanger

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:36 AM (BtQd4)

174 On and on and on.

Posted by: Acme

I think it's the setup that either scares or baffles the wife. I keep telling her, you can easily make a mistake, but it's tough to really screw it up.
She's still doesn't want to mess with it

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

175 171; I think they still tour. Play mostly smaller clubs. They were in Vegas last fall.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:38 AM (KP5rU)

176 I usually go for comfort instead of a boot, but just yesterday received my Rocky S2V. They normally run around $250 but for some reason searching through Amazon for my (big) size ,this pair listed at $61. They don't seem like a return, but sometimes one can find deals like that.

The triple stitch all around, especially the sole to the uppers, is nice.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 07:38 AM (otAqJ)

177 ..."Result: She uses it more than me."
On and on and on.
-Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 07:35 AM

*HAH!*

We do the research, install it and pay for it and we get chided for not knowing how to use it... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:38 AM (Ckg4U)

178 "I think they still tour. Play mostly smaller clubs. They were in Vegas last fall."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:38 AM (KP5rU)

I haven't been to a concert since '98.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:39 AM (Ckg4U)

179 Oh my....Fruity Pebbles in the pantry.

I married well.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:39 AM (ioQ79)

180 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (EyPfd)

181 OK Slap..... This one always makes me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/y84kl8es

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (WQ3tJ)

182 178: Slap, I was the oldest guy there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (KP5rU)

183 It went to minus seventeen F at the camp up in the northern Adirondacks, and it's snowing hard right now. We loved winter when we lived there full-time.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (5LDjk)

184 Happy Birthday, Krak!

Maybe someone will give you a powderizing shredder for your birthday.

(Want.)

It's 7 degrees in Chicago, heading for a balmy high of 17.

Posted by: Gem at January 13, 2018 07:41 AM (XoAz8)

185 Feinscrunt confirms that she released the discredited Fusion GPS Trump hit-piece because Fusion GPS asked her to.

...And what will happen to her?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

186 Twenty years since I've been to a freaking Live Venue.

*sigh*

...screw it. I haven't been to a movie theater in nearly as long. At least I'd be willing to pay for the former, as I eschew the latter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:41 AM (Ckg4U)

187 Georgia Democratic Rep. John Lewis said on MSNBC Friday afternoon that President Trump has racism in his DNA and in his makeup.

And he's too stupid to even understand what he said.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 07:42 AM (oVJmc)

188 Why dont we prioritize the best and brightest for entry instead of anyone liberals shame us to accept?

Why cannot we talk about immigration and the purpose?
Why cannot we talk about Social Security (Bush in 2005 was destroyed)?
Why cannot we talk about the purpose of welfare?
Why cannot we talk about public education?

Notice all of these things are off limits. Any cut, change, or comment make YOU THE BAD GUY.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:43 AM (BtQd4)

189 "OK Slap..... This one always makes me laugh":
https://tinyurl.com/y84kl8es
-Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (WQ3tJ)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:43 AM (Ckg4U)

190 Someone should try and convince me someday 1870's cowboy's cooks didn't put beans in their chili
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:33 AM (aC6Sd)

I'm with you. Beans are a relatively cheap but nutritious since they contain protein. Only a society with a plentiful and inexpensive meat supply can afford to make "all meat" chili.

When you look at what armies issued to their troops pre-20th C, the ration list is pretty much: bread, dried vegetables (peas or beans) and a bit of meat. Oh, and beer to wash it down.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 13, 2018 07:43 AM (5Yee7)

191 I haven't been in a theater in over 30 years. I don't contribute to Hollywood.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:44 AM (KP5rU)

192 Happy birthday, krakatoa! May you have many more years to tell people to get off your lawn.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 13, 2018 07:45 AM (XKZwp)

193 -Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (WQ3tJ)

Sometimes, you have to make your own gravy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:45 AM (Ckg4U)

194 Well, the high winds, and arctic air is moving into B'more with a vengeance right now.

63 yesterday, down to 18 tonight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 07:46 AM (EyPfd)

195
I collected a five pound container of walnuts in late autumn and am storing them under an overhang. Once in a while I put one on my deck. Squirrel comes along and takes it. Couple minutes ago, scratching at window. Squirrel standing there, slowly slinks away.

I go outside put walnut on deck. Minutes later, walnut gone.

If you teach a squirrel to beg...

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 07:46 AM (2FqvZ)

196 I know of a quote ftom Frederick the Great giving a pep talk to his troops that after a battle getting a plate of beans.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:48 AM (aC6Sd)

197 If you teach a squirrel to beg...
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises,

Cool
We did that a few years back with peanuts. After a few weeks there was about 15 squirrels on the deck begging.
So we stopped that.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

198 Watching more Deep Space 9 Mirror Universe episodes until it's chore time (waiting for my local butcher to open -- it's bacon/brisket mix day!).

I'd forgotten how wonderfully mellifluous Avery Brooks' voice is.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 07:48 AM (qJtVm)

199 "I haven't been in a theater in over 30 years. I don't contribute to Hollywood."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 07:44 AM (KP5rU)

I saw "Starship Troopers" on my buddy's insistence. I've only seen "Office Space" after that.

*wait* There was one more movie after that... OH! "Matrix 2, the Shittening over the first Matrix."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:48 AM (Ckg4U)

200 Done in basement painting and got this [ ] close to cleaning my paint brush in my coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:49 AM (aC6Sd)

201 "63 yesterday, down to 18 tonight."

Correction.

A record 70 degrees yesterday.
Down to 17 tonight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 07:49 AM (EyPfd)

202 200 Done in basement painting and got this [ ] close to cleaning my paint brush in my coffee
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:49 AM (aC6Sd)
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Not much ventilation down there?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 07:50 AM (qJtVm)

203 We did that a few years back with peanuts. After a few weeks there was about 15 squirrels on the deck begging.
So we stopped that.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

This too is the story of Obama.

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna dump the hole thing someplace.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 07:50 AM (2FqvZ)

204 "Lat word noncitizens is nice. like saying Barroom Dentist for a guy with brass knuckles Posted by: rhennigantx

ha, exactly.

They ARE citizens, just not OUR citizens. They are an invading force, not here to help us (which also fits your brass knuckle analogy)

Mexican government instructs them on how to deceive our agencies, and publicly curses at Trump for trying to stop them.

Our globalist cabal wants them to demographically destroy our Republic, also a brass knuckle approach to dentistry.

and the raw racism festering in the left now demands we fund them from the whole world, and the elite want to replace American workers with theses foreign submissive slaves.

And yet this global cabal still promises they are only conquering US for our own good. spit

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 07:50 AM (otAqJ)

205 Done in basement painting and got this [ ] close to cleaning my paint brush in my coffee
Posted by: Skip

Oh Moe!!! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 07:50 AM (8ikIW)

206 Thursday in Cleveland, Ohio area: 62 and breezy
Friday in Cleveland, Ohio area: 27 and three inches of snow.
Saturday in Cleveland, Ohio area: 19 and blowing snot-bubbles as I take this Global Warming off my driveway.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:52 AM (Ckg4U)

207 189 "OK Slap..... This one always makes me laugh":
https://tinyurl.com/y84kl8es
-Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 07:40 AM (WQ3tJ)

*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:43 AM (Ckg4U)

Man having several F18s coming at you would be the start of a very bad day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:52 AM (BtQd4)

208 Communist Manifesto or Democrat Party ?

http://moonbattery.com/?p=91534

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:52 AM (ioQ79)

209 "Oh Moe!!! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk"

Exactly what I was thinking as well.

Wasn't that a sandwich, and a paintbrush though?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 07:53 AM (EyPfd)

210 "Done in basement painting and got this [ ] close to cleaning my paint brush in my coffee."
-Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:49 AM (aC6Sd)

I admire your mug from afar.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:53 AM (Ckg4U)

211 No borders is a Leftist philosophy, they are all citizens of the world

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:54 AM (aC6Sd)

212 "and blowing snot-bubbles "

And for that, we thank you.

Posted by: Snot-Bubbles at January 13, 2018 07:54 AM (EyPfd)

213 And yet this global cabal still promises they are only conquering US for our own good. spit
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 07:50 AM (otAqJ)

Progressivism 101: We are doing this to make things better, maybe not for you, or your children, or their children, but we promise it will be better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 07:54 AM (BtQd4)

214 So with this newly found No-Borders concept, progressives are going to be on the side of the Jews about them moving to Mecca?

Demanding that Mexico allow Haitians to become Mexican citizens?

Posted by: Snot-Bubbles at January 13, 2018 07:56 AM (EyPfd)

215 There is always a five year plan that is merely another five years away.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:57 AM (Ckg4U)

216 ...in perpetuity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 07:58 AM (Ckg4U)

217 No borders is a Leninest consept

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 07:59 AM (aC6Sd)

218 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna dump the hole thing someplace.

https://tinyurl.com/zg4m8pa

Good idea....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (WQ3tJ)

219 My SIL has a huge bunch of squirrels in her yard that she hand-feeds, and they line up on her deck rail in the a.m. & generally make nuisances of themselves so day.

Her neighbor with dogs is starting to hate her because the squirrels always being around make the dogs nuts. Also there have been coyote sightings and the neighbor is afraid the coyote will come for the squirrels and leave with one of her dogs.

Posted by: Gem at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (XoAz8)

220 2fer one
For every DACA recipient who has joined the U.S. military since 2012, two have committed offenses serious enough to lose their status, a Daily Caller review finds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (BtQd4)

221 Wasn't that a sandwich, and a paintbrush though?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

There were so many variations of the skits, I can't remember anymore.
However if you ever get a live clam in your clam chowder, you can catch it with crackers

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

222 this shows that cold front going across the other day
pretty quick flip in temps

twitter.com/GregPostel/status/951469178980061184

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (otAqJ)

223 Today will apparently be another day of me forgetting to change socks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:01 AM (EyPfd)

224 There is always a five year plan that is merely another five years away.

And today is only yesterdays, tomorrow....

U Heep

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 08:02 AM (8ikIW)

225 Democratic Sen. Bernie Sanders claimed Monday that 10,000 people died because of long processing times for Social Security disability benefits.

That is nothing on my Congressmans facebook page libs are claiming the tax cuts kill about 10 million in North FLA alone.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:02 AM (BtQd4)

226 That there are some 900 'Dreamers' in the military is the number I heard on news, wonder what jobs there non citizens get ?

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 08:03 AM (aC6Sd)

227 https://tinyurl.com/zg4m8pa

Good idea....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Great video background music

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 08:04 AM (8ikIW)

228 We have a tree-rat feeder in the back acreage of stately VIA Manor.

Flip top lid, and full of shelled peanut splits, so there is no ever growing pile of empty shells on the ground.

Only one tree-rat at a time can get into it, so it isn't a huge draw.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:04 AM (EyPfd)

229 Oh wow! Just wen't out to the wood shop to inventory some MDF for a storage cabinet project. Ho-Lee-Ker-CFUK it's cold out there. Moar covfefe!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 08:04 AM (WQ3tJ)

230 Anyone have experience with Merrell boots ? They sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods. Look comfortable. Reviews look ok but I like an actual opinion before I plunk down 130 for a pair.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:21 AM (XTXXB)

Merrells used to be made in Oregon but left for China about 5 years ago. Now they are just living off their name. No better than anything else made in China. I do not buy them anymore.

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 13, 2018 08:05 AM (kiSdp)

231
That is nothing on my Congressmans facebook page libs are claiming the tax cuts kill about 10 million in North FLA alone.

Well that should save Social Security.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:05 AM (oVJmc)

232 "Good idea..."
https://tinyurl.com/zg4m8pa
-Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (WQ3tJ)

Get the *FUCK* back into the woods!

Next step, El Paso.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:05 AM (Ckg4U)

233 "Democratic Sen. Bernie Sanders claimed Monday that 10,000 people died because of long processing times for Social Security disability benefits. "

So when he hears about the VA, he's really gonna lose it....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:05 AM (EyPfd)

234 Good idea....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 08:00 AM (WQ3tJ)

And that squirrel probably enjoyed the ride. I've heard a commotion in a tree about eighty feet overhead and a couple seconds later a squirrel falls to the ground and without skipping a beat takes off.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 08:08 AM (2FqvZ)

235 An "Our Daily Bread" devotional"

An Angry God?

https://tinyurl.com/y9ryjldd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:08 AM (8+Ozj)

236 Winter is coming

Posted by: Ned Stark at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)

237 Congratulations upon completion of another successful trip around the Sun, Krakatoa.

Posted by: goon at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (EaQ6/)

238 Man... a LOT of dudes signing one year contracts with their teams in MLB.

Impending arbitration ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (Ckg4U)

239 Those 10 million are aged retirees and a 15 year timetable

But its the 'larger truth' were talking about

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (aC6Sd)

240 Morning everyone. It's 13 degrees here. Ugh. wasn't planning to even go out but alas, forgot some items at the store yesterday and I have a tire that needs air. Not looking forward to standing in the freezing cold putting air in the tire.

Still can't go visit my mom

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (dUJdY)

241 Neighborhood urchins out shoveling. After this beer I'll get out there myself.

Posted by: Cincinnati Chilly at January 13, 2018 08:10 AM (bc2Lc)

242 He left a kind note on his car, and when he returned he found this:

https://tinyurl.com/y9clbczk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:10 AM (8+Ozj)

243 Oh and happy birthday Krak!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 08:10 AM (dUJdY)

244 Local school parents of government grade school students are all freaked out because one of the angels brought grandma's pistol to school for some informal show and tell. Now they are going to do "random bag checks". I wonder how they will randomize the bag checks.
No need to be "random" really because the types that will bring a gun to school are pretty easily identified.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2018 08:11 AM (UdKB7)

245 230 Anyone have experience with Merrell boots ? They sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods. Look comfortable. Reviews look ok but I like an actual opinion before I plunk down 130 for a pair.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 07:21 AM (XTXXB)

I like Halls, their desert boot is awesome.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:11 AM (BtQd4)

246 Those 10 million are aged retirees and a 15 year timetable

And Bernie's 10K are people who died *while* waiting for their claims, not because of the waiting.

Bernie's kind of stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

247 Happy birthday, Krak! Being 29 is the best, just ask the rest of us - who are also 29

...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2018 08:11 AM (W+vEI)

248 237 Congratulations upon completion of another successful trip around the Sun, Krakatoa.
Posted by: goon at January 13, 2018 08:09 AM (EaQ6/)

A JB and Martina sing
https://tinyurl.com/yajg4amm

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:12 AM (BtQd4)

249 Just more FAKE news, this time from the WSJ which has always been liberal on the news pages but was more centered on the opinion pages. From what I have seen lately the whole bag of shit is liberal now.

Rupert completely fucked up the wsj except for the entertainment coverage which I can find elsewhere. I had subscribed since the mid 70s until the editorial page became so worthless with their open borders crap in 2010 that I just let the subscription lapse. Haven't looked back a bit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

250 Random act of kindness brightens woman's day a year after she had an accident in the same spot:

https://tinyurl.com/yafh8vg6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:12 AM (8+Ozj)

251 Happy Birthday, krakatoa. May it be a wonderful day for you and a wonderful year for you and your family:

https://tinyurl.com/yafh8vg6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:13 AM (8+Ozj)

252 Wife and I went to a restaurant last night that was offering a special on "Irish Car Bombs"

Wife said, how is that not racist?

I said, Maybe the Irish have a sense of humor?

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 08:14 AM (8ikIW)

253 "He left a kind note on his car, and when he returned he found this":
https://tinyurl.com/y9clbczk
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:10 AM (8+Ozj)

Small Acts.
...beautiful.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:14 AM (Ckg4U)

254 https://pjmedia.com/trending/top-10-shiholes-never-want-visit/

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:15 AM (BtQd4)

255 Happy Birthday Krak.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 08:15 AM (KP5rU)

256 No better than anything else made in China. I do not buy them anymore.
Posted by: F.N.G. at January 13, 2018 08:05 AM (kiSdp)
---
My Merrills are old.

I bought some LL Bean walking shoes made in China and they are stiff and uncomfortable, but they look like good off-road walking shoes. I wore them too much trying to break them in, so I can't return them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 08:16 AM (qJtVm)

257 The made me laugh. Penguins and "Star Wars"

https://tinyurl.com/y8ocfckc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 08:16 AM (8+Ozj)

258 And now the wind is kicking up higher yet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:17 AM (EyPfd)

259 "Social Distortion?"
Whatever that means.

More apropos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BaksqH2YXQ

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at January 13, 2018 08:17 AM (UOiT9)

260 Tonight on The Gorilla Channel: another great show in the Romancing the Bone Series: The Real Tonya Harding After Dark at the San Diego Zoo.

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 13, 2018 08:17 AM (E+qJE)

261 This article at Conservative Treehouse cheers me up:

Next Week Will Be A Very Bad Week For Democrats and Their Media...

http://tinyurl.com/yby7qogz

Even if CT is a bit rah-rah on the consequences, if the majority of what they say will happen happens, it should start some significant destruction of the right people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:17 AM (oVJmc)

262 Good morning all!

Ya know, I was just remembering that a percentage of Irish and others came to the US in its earlier days in chains and involuntary servitude.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2018 08:18 AM (MIKMs)

263 >>Nunes tells congressional Republicans that he has clear evidence that the FBI abused the FISA law to conduct illegal searches and monitoring.

Well I'll be. Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2018 08:20 AM (/tuJf)

264 Ya know, I was just remembering that a percentage of Irish and others came to the US in its earlier days in chains and involuntary servitude.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2018 08:18 AM (MIKMs)
---
You got restitution when they bribed you for your vote with whiskey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 08:20 AM (qJtVm)

265 Kids eating laundry pods. WTFF ?

https://tinyurl.com/ycnpvo4g

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 08:21 AM (ioQ79)

266 Bernie's kind of stupid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

Any time that senile pile of shit addresses anything he sounds borderline retarded which illustrated the deep disconnect that Curb Dive had with a significant portion of the commiecrat base. And the MFM sooper jeanyuses almost completely ignored that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2018 08:21 AM (y7DUB)

267 Wonder if Travelocity or Hotels.com will have a Shithole Package they can put together to save customers money.

Like a 4 day/3 night stay in Detroit.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2018 08:21 AM (EoRCO)

268 Also tonight on The Gorilla Channel: Training the TSA--Knowing the Difference Between a Finger-Gun and a Real Gun. Some failures reported. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 13, 2018 08:21 AM (E+qJE)

269 Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2018 08:18 AM (MIKMs)

I don't know about them being sold into slavery in the US but it wouldn't surprise me at all:

https://tinyurl.com/htwvwv3

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2018 08:22 AM (WQ3tJ)

270 'Any time that senile pile of shit addresses anything he sounds borderline retarded which illustrated the deep disconnect that Curb Dive had with a significant portion of the commiecrat base. And the MFM sooper jeanyuses almost completely ignored that.'

Yet recent polling suggests that Oprah would lose to him in the Primary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:22 AM (EyPfd)

271 I started posting the 'Social Distortion' for teej and I missed him by ten minutes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:22 AM (Ckg4U)

272 >>Nunes tells congressional Republicans that he has clear evidence that the FBI abused the FISA law to conduct illegal searches and monitoring.

Well I'll be. Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2018 08:20 AM (/tuJf)

The Bible tells us to give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what is yours, do not demand it back.

Posted by: James Comey at January 13, 2018 08:23 AM (2FqvZ)

273 Wheaties with zante currants. Yum.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 08:24 AM (5LDjk)

274 Kids eating laundry pods. WTFF ?

Real story, or moral panic/media hype?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

275 260 Tonight on The Gorilla Channel: another great show in the Romancing the Bone Series: The Real Tonya Harding After Dark at the San Diego Zoo.
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 13, 2018 08:17 AM (E+qJE)

Looking forward to the OJ expose, Hell ya I cut da bitch, filmed at the Giza Zoo, Egypt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 08:24 AM (BtQd4)

276 Happy birthday, Krak, and many more. I have one in a few months and I'm starting to feel like Tom Bombadil who remembers the first drop of rain, etc.

PS: Your lawn is safe from me.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2018 08:25 AM (V+03K)

277 I saw that story on kids challenged to eat laumdry pods,
soon you will have to give up a drivers license to buy them.

Darwin's theory holds true

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 08:25 AM (aC6Sd)

278
So it's clear the FISA court was giving to anyone who asked, just as the Bible directs.

Posted by: James Comey at January 13, 2018 08:25 AM (2FqvZ)

279 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 08:16 AM (qJtVm)

I try to avoid anything made in China, but then again, I work for an American automotive company, so maybe I need to get over that.

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 13, 2018 08:25 AM (kiSdp)

280 'Social Distortion' made their way with their distorted guitar sound and the lead singer's voice:

"Bad Luck"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOJY4NXYzM

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:26 AM (Ckg4U)

281 And who does FBI spying lead back to?

Both Obama and Clinton.

And she STILL lost.

This coming storm may be the ultimate test of the Trump Curse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

282 I'd much rather play 'The Black Crowes' ALL DAY, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:27 AM (Ckg4U)

283 The most important part of Vic's Feinstein post comes only if you read the entire story. Feinstein - after admitting that the Fusion Lawyers requested the release of the testimony ( so that the rest of the Dem witnesses would know which lies to agree with ) claimed that her release was all about the people getting all of the information available and transparency and shit. But, when asked if she thought Fusion's Bank records ought to also be released for the same reasons - she suddenly started doing her imitation of a hermit crab and skittered sideways out of sight.

Translating her press conference into English "I just got caught lying - what is wrong with you people?"

Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2018 08:28 AM (+hgxp)

284 ..."Translating her press conference into English "I just got caught lying - what is wrong with you people?""
-Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2018 08:28 AM (+hgxp)

Rush Limbaugh covered this on Thursday, I believe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:31 AM (Ckg4U)

285 Watching Tarzan this morning. The natives are restless and the bad guy is some white guy again.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2018 08:31 AM (UdKB7)

286 Yet recent polling suggests that Oprah would lose to him in the Primary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2018 08:22 AM (EyPfd)

The most underreported story by the MFM is how threadbare the donk bench is thanks to Cock Curious's cult of flawed personality. Any time your party is led by a potty mouthed Dominican ambulance chaser and somebody dumb enough to have been in Calypso Louie's black Scientology scam, you're paddling against a shit tsunami.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2018 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

287 Yay Tarzan threw the bad guy in the pit with the lion!

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2018 08:32 AM (UdKB7)

288 Not my job but
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 08:32 AM (aC6Sd)

289 Wow they Could Not make this show today. So much cultural appropriation it would split the Earth.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2018 08:33 AM (UdKB7)

290 >>Both Obama and Clinton.

Sort of lost in all of the buzz about the FBI/DOJ/FISA scandal is the first indictment in the Uranium One scandal yesterday.

Turns out that another OIG investigation has been going after that while nobody was watching.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2018 08:33 AM (/tuJf)

291 Spread the word...

The prayer list will be once-again posted tomorrow.

Please copy and paste Prayer Requests and email them to me, so I can pass them forward around Noon Eastern on Sunday.

Any additional requests, corrections and updates can be sent to me via home made gravy 71, (all one word), at the hooya dot com.

-Thank You!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:34 AM (Ckg4U)

292 "Bob is all of 35, no immediate family in the vicinity to help him make some tough decisions. They pulled the plug. Now of course his dads sisters, and Bob's brother who all live a distance away and were of no help in the decision, are pissed because woulda shoulda coulda."

I have a good friend (Larry) here who last year went through something like that. His step-mother, in her 70's, had been very healthy, still working. Long story, but a company doing some work at her house poisoned her through negligence. She spent months going in and out of hospitals, all kinds of complications, and Larry was the ONLY one who would do anything for her - took her to doctors, sat with her in the hospital, handled all of her affairs for most of the year. The last complication was a stroke that killed her - very sad case. No one ever helped him with any of this.

Now it's come out that there is a massive lawsuit against the firm that caused this, and they are going to settle without a trial, because they don't dare let this get in front of a jury. She left Larry in charge of her estate, and now, suddenly, all of these relatives from around the country are starting to show up and tell him how much she meant to them, blah blah blah. He just tells all of them to f' off - not a one of them would lift a finger to help her while she was still alive, and it's only the scent of money that's brought all the vultures circling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2018 08:36 AM (V2Yro)

293 Loose chickens give all of us a bad reputation.

Posted by: the chicken at January 13, 2018 08:37 AM (UdKB7)

294 >>Well I'll be. Who could have seen this coming?

Heh!

Uranium One indictment!

The Obama administration knew that Russia had used bribery, kickbacks
and extortion to get a stake in the US atomic energy industry --- but cut
deals giving Moscow control of a large chunk of the US uranium supply
anyway, according to a report Tuesday.

The FBI used a confidential US witness working inside the Russian
nuclear industry to gather records, make secret recordings and intercept
�emails as early as 2009 that showed the Kremlin had compromised an
American uranium trucking company,the Hill reported.

Executives at the company, Transport Logistics International, kicked
back about $2 million to the Russians in exchange for lucrative no-bid
contracts --- a scheme that violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act,
the report said.

The feds also learned that Russian nuclear officials had gotten
millions of dollars into the US designed to benefit the Clinton
Foundation at the same time then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
served on a government committee that signed off on the deals, sources
told The Hill.

I want to believe they will get Hillz on this...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2018 08:37 AM (W+vEI)

295 >>I want to believe they will get Hillz on this...

Me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2018 08:38 AM (/tuJf)

296 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 08:39 AM (Ckg4U)

297 I'm learning some John Prine tunes. Had most of his stuff on vinyl before a basement flood wrecked my collection.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2018 07:10 AM (5LDjk)

Prine used to be a good song writer; when I saw Jim and Jesse a few years ago they did an excellent version of Paradise. I saw Prine as a warm up act before that. Pretty disappointing performance. His jokes were about two decades old and not funny to begin with. I guess his performing market is aged hippie fuckheads with not much going on upstairs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2018 08:39 AM (y7DUB)

298 Next Week Will Be A Very Bad Week For Democrats and Their Media...

Next Mega Lie to cover up the fact that everything is unraveling for the left: "Trump had to be restrained by the Secret Service to keep him from pressing The Button!!11!!!111!! Video at 11."

Of course the promised Video at 11 consists of Brian Williams saying "restrained by the Secret Service - yeah, that's the ticket."

Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2018 08:46 AM (+hgxp)

299 "Even if CT is a bit rah-rah on the consequences, if the majority of what they say will happen happens, it should start some significant destruction of the right people. Posted by: Mr. Peebles

He may be a good source, but he knocks Hannity for not seeing the big picture. I think Hannity has to be more careful about what he accuses people of. He is always saying he knows more than he can reveal.

The 4chan, 8chan types have been chattering about all sorts of roundups of criminals ... but they seem a little over confidant that Hillary, Huma et al are going down for sure.

But then there have long been interviews with guys like William Binney that have said all along this inner cabal can search through everything ... and that has been talked about here, how these guys would do the deep dive on their girlfriends even.

But the data sharing broadly on the inside (still done now with special encryption software by the 'resistance' still committing felonies within) ... the sharing with intent to destroy political enemies when global with Obama.

And there is that "five eyes" thing where they all share ALL data. One story was Obama got the same NSA intel by going through the Brits, so that OUR guys could testify THEY did not give it up. And that is where guys like Clapper lie to congress about stuff like "not knowingly" spying on Americans.

The question STILL is who is running the show? It still seems like Mueller has a lot of power and may be holding a knife to Trump's throat, having had a year to dig dirt on Trump and family. Deep State is real and still alive and kicking.

There is reason for hope, but also reason to doubt how far they will really go. But yeah, next week the report is supposed to come out. Monday I guess. So far only Weiner is in jail ... unless they have others locked up secretly.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2018 08:49 AM (otAqJ)

300 >>There is reason for hope, but also reason to doubt how far they will really go. But yeah, next week the report is supposed to come out. Monday I guess. So far only Weiner is in jail ... unless they have others locked up secretly.

The report itself won't be out for weeks. The document dump on Congress has just started and will continue for a while.

The OIG investigation is completely separate from the Mueller investigation and has been going on for a year collecting information on the very people doing the investigation of Trump.

I'm not worried about Mueller at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2018 09:00 AM (/tuJf)

301 >>>>>
Morning everyone. It's 13 degrees here. Ugh. wasn't planning to even
go out but alas, forgot some items at the store yesterday and I have a
tire that needs air. Not looking forward to standing in the freezing
cold putting air in the tire.

Still can't go visit my mom
.
.
.27 here in NE Texas with a viscous north wind blowing. Just got back from the mandatory dog walk and my face is frozen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 13, 2018 09:08 AM (+Dllb)

302 I'm not ashamed of stating my age. I'm 67. Which would you prefer, to be 40, or 50 and have people guess you're younger, or have them say, "You're only 40?(50?) You look so much older and more decrepit than that!"

Posted by: Alan D McIntire at January 13, 2018 09:18 AM (CJWWE)

303 Very happy birthday greetings to you, krakatoa! It�s my birthday, too! Hope you have a great day, full of peace, happiness and surrounded by everyone you love!

Posted by: Dawn at January 13, 2018 09:47 AM (dTmzD)

304 >>>43 The State of the Union address should be "interesting" this year.

Like an awards show, Trump should hand out indictments instead of the stupid little trophies.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2018 06:19 AM (iiixZ)

This is a happy thought. Hope he's reading the site.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2018 12:46 PM (ftUGp)

305 U kin take ur Jonny Cash and stick it where the sun don't shine. Fuckin liberal all the way. I'll take my Sun Records Elvis over Cash anyday. Wife is a BIG Jonny Cash fan tho so I hear him a lot.

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at January 13, 2018 05:13 PM (Mo5Uy)

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