The Friday ONT Speaks Truth to Power!

Even the kids know it.

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Best of Infomercials

Pretty funny series of clips from infomercials here.



Fido Friday

Ever wonder what "going viral" means? This cute tweet went viral, and thousands of people responded, many of them with dog stories of their own. Click, then scroll down and read for a spell, it'll make your whole day better. Calmer. We don't deserve dogs.



Anybody have cute dog stories in this vein? My late, great Lab/Border Collie mix Raven ran away once. The folks at the local 7-11 saw him and gave him hot dogs, then they called me. Thereafter, whenever he got out of the yard, he went straight to the 7-11, and they always gave him hot dogs. I always knew where to find him when he escaped.


Follow Up to Last Night's Rant

If you missed it, go back and read the first post on last night's ONT. In it, I recounted losing my shit as a Boy Scout meeting over some left wing environmentalist lies. Here's some more ammo for you, if someone brings up the "97% of scientists agree on global warming" bullshit. How to debunk it.

'If I Sleep for an Hour, 30 People Will Die'

A Jewish resistance fighter in WWII saved thousands of lives by forging ID papers to shield them from Nazis. Actual Nazis, not the imaginary ones Antifa is obsessed with.

Yo! Grand Forks! You Guys OK?

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Feel Good Story

It's dinnertime. Someone must be cutting onions. This is compassion in real life. I like how the judge, well, judged here. As a judge he felt compelled to make sure that there was a consequence to the soldier's lies. As a man (and fellow vet), he felt compelled to make sure that consequence was fair and manageable.

#MyBordersMyChoice

Apparently there is a movement to plaster the world with these handbills on January 21st. I don't know how widespread the movement is, but you can download the posters here.

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Cultural Marxism

An economics professor at Loyala University (Md.) lays it out:

Related: I Believed that Communism Would Liberate the World from Oppression. I Was Catastrophically Wrong.


Libtard Follies

Once I had a stomach flu. I went to the doctor, and he gave me some medicine, but I wasn't feeling any better, so I went back. He asked me "Did those suppositories I gave you help?", and I answered "Doc, those are awfully big pills, but I've been taking one every day like you said. For all the good they've done I might as well have stuck them up my ass". Oh that I'd have had Gwyneth Paltrow to help me! Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is promoting at-home coffee enema kits.

Nobody who knows any gay people or Liberals finds this the least bit surprising: Coming Out As A Republican To My Democrat Family Went Worse Than Coming Out Gay

Tonight's ONT brought to you by shitholes:

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Finally, I'm just hanging out all by myself tonight, if any Morons feel like chatting, feel free to give me a call. (Seven won 9) twenty-six 6 too ate tree zeben.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:52 PM




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1 Made it!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)

2 Wow, my third first this year without saying first! Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)

3 Happy snowy Friday eve.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (tr2D7)

4 You know, I think the morons here are a little short on culture. I think C.S. Lewis ripping up modern /pagans/ might be a good cure for that.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ggtmjq

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (nZReN)

5 Dinsdale!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (qJtVm)

6 Just under the wire.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (R5lpX)

7 Wow, my third first this year without saying first! Thanks MisHum!

*Sigh*

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (Nyyc4)

8
Jeebus, I'm early! Top 20!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (kEb8E)

9 Oops, I mean WeirdDave....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (kufk0)

10 Great ONT, WeirdDave. What a week, eh? No boring day in the Trump era.

Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (QGW4/)

11 Too soon for cow bell?

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (sM6YP)

12 Can anyone explain how one makes a racist comment without mentions any races?


cause that seems magical to me.

Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (vChNs)

13 Magic pie bush

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (IqV8l)

14 Oops! I should go to sleep now.....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)

15 Sad.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (DMUuz)

16
'E nailed my 'ead to a coffee table!

'E was a cruel man, but fair!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (kEb8E)

17 So did Trump say it or not?

Posted by: CMU VET at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (C+wjz)

18 Thee Bruce Dickenson!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (tr2D7)

19 Niiiice . . .

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 09:55 PM (sRycn)

20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?

Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)

21 Wow, what a fun ONT, WeirdDave - Thanks!

On that goofy infomercial item, check out @adswithoutcontext. Hi-larious!

Amazing Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (c5dWW)

22 Thanks MisHum!
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*Sigh*
Posted by: Weirddave
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So, didja get the annual flu yet?

Posted by: pogomip at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (hPHO5)

23 So much Content!

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (Vb4BV)

24 And what would you say we do here?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)

25
Just spent three plus hours with jewelry makers, many of whom were independent businesswomen. Very interesting conversations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (kEb8E)

26 Baby Sister Update

So we're in Ocala and my friends, Joyce. Is. AMAZING!!!

She *walked* out to greet us as we drove up. We had fun conversation and Hubby prepared a wonderful dinner (which Joyce attacked with gusto).

After dinner we took all took a short walk; mrs ibguy and Joyce went back home for some girl time, Hubby and I continued for another half hour or so. Great conversation, and I learned quite a bit:

So the tumor has grown Avastin-resistant, which was the impetus for the ill-fated Optune device. But Hubby said that there's scant evidence that it's really all that effective, just generally fewer side-effects.

So she's now on carboplatin, which may hold some promise, but the issue was that many (most?) people experience severe and unpleasant side effects from it.

Not Joyce

We have a busy day planned tomorrow: she has a bunch of stuff planned for us, including lunch at the local dim sum place and a trip to the Farmer's Market downtown.

WooHoo!

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

27 20: clownifornia?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (KP5rU)

28 13 Magic pie bush
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (IqV8l)

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not as good as magic bush pie

Posted by: Jason Biggs at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (vChNs)

29 20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)


Working on it...

Posted by: Sveden at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (Vb4BV)

30 Thanks for the ONT WD.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (yJ1e6)

31 30: Farmer!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (KP5rU)

32 Evening Horde! We might get snow tonight! Yea!

Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (/01mw)

33
20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs


Albania! Albania! You are located on the Adriatic!?

Okay, Moldova ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (kEb8E)

34 I rate this ONT: Piquant

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (c8EhQ)

35 Is that your real phone number or one of those phone sex things?

Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/01mw)

36 >>what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on
>> Earth?

France.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)

37 Teach. Your Children Well....

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (vDqXW)

38
20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)







Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)

39 Yo Horde!

Posted by: fluffy at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (cHbmY)

40 I was sort of in your area last spring Wierd Dave. Spent three weeks above Livermore at my boss's ranch. The 18 of May, we got 40 inches of snow. Snowed in with the boss lady for three days. Route 285 through Ft Collins and I-80 through Laramie were closed down. Thankfully, we had a lot of groceries and a couple of four wheelers to roam around the property.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (R5lpX)

41 >>>what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on
Earth?


Romania

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (BJoTC)

42 Just spent three plus hours with jewelry makers, many of whom were independent businesswomen. Very interesting conversations.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (kEb8E)
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They all spoke in hushed, terrified voices of the one who calls herself Jewells45.

"She says 'Either I get my cut or YOU get cut, bitches!'"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (qJtVm)

43 Good ONT

but this is the internet
I'ma not calling that number

Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (GroCc)

44 what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90

Scotland. Place is full of Scots, bro.

Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (5wCUq)

45 Albania! Albania! You are located on the Adriatic!?

Okay, Moldova ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (kEb8E)

Please remember that under Article 5 of NATO, if the US is attacked, Albania is pledged to defend us....

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

46 37: fucked up song.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

47 Nobody who knows any gay people or Liberals finds this the least bit surprising: Coming Out As A Republican To My Democrat Family Went Worse Than Coming Out Gay

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That's a no-brainer. If your family would give you grief "coming out" as a Republican, you'd probably get fêted by them for coming out as gay. They get one of the "oppressed classes" in their family for virtue signaling purposes. Plus, less wear and tear on the environment (because, probably no children), so they don't have to feel guilt at having the kid in the first place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (/qEW2)

48 My favorite school paper is the one with "When I grow up I want to be Pinochet."

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

49
Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)

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Moldova gets points for truth in advertising.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (c8EhQ)

50
Please remember that under Article 5 of NATO, if the US is attacked, Albania is pledged to defend us....
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)






Oh thank goodness. I feel safe now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (eXA4G)

51 My flu remedy involves vodka and pickled herring.

Posted by: pogomip at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (hPHO5)

52
Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)

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hmmm...seems to correlate with mail order bride options. howboutdat.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (vChNs)

53 Yay!!

Somebody remembered that we exist!!

Posted by: Moldova at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

54 >>My flu remedy involves vodka and pickled herring.


That's gotta leave the enema bag smelling pretty funky.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (BJoTC)

55
Mooooooooooldova,
Where the shit comes flowing o'er the plains!
And the Dneister sheep, like lovin' sweet
And the wind comes right behind the rain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (kEb8E)

56 48: insomniac, that was weapons grade kick ass. wish it was my offspring.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)

57 My favorite school paper is the one with "When I grow up I want to be Pinochet."
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable

With a lovely drawing of commies being thrown out of helicopters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)

58 Please remember that under Article 5 of NATO, if the US is attacked, Albania is pledged to defend us....
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

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i'll sleep better knowing the Albanian mafia is on our side.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (vChNs)

59 My daughter has been to Moldova. Very poor country but she liked it. I always thought it sounded like something out of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (1Zu3n)

60 35 Is that your real phone number or one of those phone sex things?
Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/01mw)


I was dumb enough to call it, because why not talk with WeirdDave? And there was a computer voice listing some options. Yeah, could easily have been phone sex. This is how I learn, by being dumb and bold.

Posted by: Sveden at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

61 Hmm, Jules has "Zookeepers Wife" on, looks interesting.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (yJ1e6)

62 /overrun sock

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

63 Our doggeh has trained Mrs. Franpsycho to give him a treat whenever he pretends to go out in the yard to pee. That's a pretty neat trick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (EZebt)

64
I'm right by the ficus and ready to chat. Give me a call.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

65
Plus, less wear and tear on the environment (because, probably no children), so they don't have to feel guilt at having the kid in the first place.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (/qEW2)







Funny thing, I'll bet that they're all about telling OTHER people that they're bad for having more than one child, while they breed like rabbits.

Environmental Sooperhero RFK Jr and his six children comes to mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (eXA4G)

66 Infomercial THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY clips are my secret obsession. I like to imagine a director telling some poor fifth-tier actor "no, you have to CONVINCE me that you hurt your back trying to open a can of tuna. really SELL it."

https://stoatnet.org/thanksobama.mp4

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq)

67
Somebody remembered that we exist!!
Posted by: Moldova at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

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Shut up or we'll come over the mountains a kick your ass.

Posted by: Shitholistan at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (c8EhQ)

68 Our doggeh has trained Mrs. Franpsycho to give him a treat whenever he pretends to go out in the yard to pee. That's a pretty neat trick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And yet, when I go out to the yard to pee, the cops show up.

Dayum!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)

69 Well, at least I didn't call the number. I googled the area code, plus I hate talking on the phone.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (R5lpX)

70 Feel bad for those Venezuelans who did not want that shit.

Posted by: just sayin at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)

71 63; in the dog world, that's known as any day ending in y. it's a conspiracy i tell ya.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

72
Moldova sucks!

Posted by: Marvin Boggs at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)

73 i'll sleep better knowing the Albanian mafia is on our side.

Me too, considering they turned my grade school into a mosque 3 blocks from my house.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (nisXv)

74 Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

Gut shabbos to you and Joyce and mishpacha.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (EZebt)

75 rid-sock

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (+lOpA)

76 That article about coming out as a Trump supporter makes sense.

The person they knew converted out of the religion.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (vDqXW)

77 So WierdDave, what are you wearing?

Posted by: dored Saudi prince in detention at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (zCyNd)

78
Jewells45


Are you fookin' crazy?! None dared speak the killing word!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (kEb8E)

79 And there was a computer voice listing some options. Yeah, could easily
have been phone sex. This is how I learn, by being dumb and bold.


It was not phone sex!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)

80 68 Our doggeh has trained Mrs. Franpsycho to give him a treat whenever he pretends to go out in the yard to pee. That's a pretty neat trick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And yet, when I go out to the yard to pee, the cops show up.

Dayum!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)


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That's more of a San Francisco treat

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)

81
Google says the number is "Callin' Oates", the Hall and Oates hotline. Call it and you get the option of listening to three songs.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)

82
Shut up or we'll come over the mountains a kick your ass.
Posted by: Shitholistan at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (c8EhQ)

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Better think twice, suckaz. We just signed a mutual defense pact with the Moldovans.

Posted by: Craptopia at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (c8EhQ)

83 74 San Fran

Thank you, and to you and yours, as well.

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (c5dWW)

84 >>Google says the number is "Callin' Oates", the Hall and Oates hotline.


Nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (BJoTC)

85 It was not phone sex!
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)

That's exactly what a Terminator sexbot would say!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (qJtVm)

86 79 It was not phone sex!
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)


So, which option on the menu were you? "One on one?" "Molita?"

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)

87 So WierdDave, what are you wearing?

Latex.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (+lOpA)

88
Yourfookedistan smiles to itself, quietly ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (kEb8E)

89 With a lovely drawing of commies being thrown out of helicopters.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)

"Commie scum" no less. A thing of beauty.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

90 30: Farmer!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:58

Hope all is well in the frozen north. Today we went from a brief 52 down to 20 or below.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

91 Moldova sucks!

Posted by: Marvin Boggs


Good Movie.

Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (GroCc)

92 ibguy!

That's good news. Thanks for sharing it!

And good evening to the rest of the Horde!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (rJUlF)

93 To be fair, Democrats are loyal to America - the America of the future which consists of a few oligarchs ruling over a vast third world shithole that never questions them, that is incapable of questioning them. Everything they do is a trick to make us think we are obligated to submit to measures that will bring this about. They lie about their endgame.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (/qEW2)

94 Are the phone options in Moldovan?

Posted by: Miklos, credit card in hand at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

95 Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (Nyyc4)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (3/sUh)

96 >>It was not phone sex!


It's just Trebek's Mom.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (BJoTC)

97 all is well, farmer, thanks. 48 to 12. nice change of pace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU)

98 Infomercials crack me up when they show a person performing a simple task in the most idiotic, asinine way possible, then presenting their product as the solution.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

99 Hey Farmer. Back into the deep freeze.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)

100
Daily Mail had something on the latest in sexbot tech:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5257099

Modular faces. Without the face, it looks pretty creepy, but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.

What I'm interested in is modular, well, something else.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)

101 We trained our Scotty to get the paper . She would get an Oreo when she brought it in. Apparently one Oreo wasn't enough because she started bringing us all the neighbors papers also. ( good old days when there was no leash law and you just opened the door and let your dogs out and called them back in later)

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

102 and even Moldova ranks only 98th (out of 17 on the shithole index from fundforpeace .org

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (vChNs)

103 98 Infomercials crack me up when they show a person performing a simple task in the most idiotic, asinine way possible, then presenting their product as the solution.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

104 13 Magic pie bush


Yeah. Pulls you in and then *blam* end of happiness.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA)

105 That temp map is bullshit

It didn't get that warm here today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (3/sUh)

106 Re: shithole countries, I figure there aren't more than 40 or 50 countries, tops, in the whole world that aren't shitholes. The US, Canada, most of Europe west of Russia, Japan, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, maybe one or two in South America. That's about it. The rest, all shitholes.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (DNH+H)

107 Magic pie bush module is what I'm talking about.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)

108 Tired of dealing with pesky illegals? Can't get the economy to budge? EPA got you down?


The Amazing Trump-o-Matic solves those problems AND SO MUCH MORE!!

Posted by: Miklos Marketing, LLC at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

109 That poster is awesome.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

110 63 Our doggeh has trained Mrs. Franpsycho to give him a treat whenever he pretends to go out in the yard to pee. That's a pretty neat trick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:05

that's a standard labrador retriever trick.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (hscyr)

111 From the wish-I'd-done-it file, some wag has taken a new Twitter handle: "back 2 ur shit holes"

Bet Ace is as pissed as I am.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (5LDjk)

112 but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)


"Conversations you don't want to catch just the last few words of, for $500"

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)

113 92 Thanks CW!

And how are *you* doing, my friend?

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (c5dWW)

114 Infomercials crack me up when they show a person performing a simple task in the most idiotic, asinine way possible, then presenting their product as the solution.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)


One of my favorites is for a spaghetti pot with the strainer built into the lid (admittedly, not a bad idea). Apparently, the alternative is to chuck the spaghetti into a strainer from three feet away.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (+F0Wk)

115 Hey Farmer. Back into the deep freeze.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:14

I'm in Lee Co., IIRC you are east of us in the burbs?

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (yJ1e6)

116 81
Google says the number is "Callin' Oates", the Hall and Oates hotline. Call it and you get the option of listening to three songs.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)


So, kind of an old-school Rick Roll?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (DNH+H)

117 That's more of a San Francisco treat
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)

===

The cops would definitely not show up here if Tonypete or anyone peed in the yard.

They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)

118 The federalist comment section is a shithole. Bat-shit lib spammers all over it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)

119 >>They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.


How do you not take a dump in that, every week?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:19 PM (BJoTC)

120 We had springtime in January today. It rained all day, but the temperature was in the 60s.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

121 117 They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)


Amazing that they can make their rounds, without getting peed on.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Vb4BV)

122 106: You forgot Israel. Definately not one.

Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)

123 The cops would definitely not show up here if Tonypete or anyone peed in the yard.

They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)

Yep. The HOA is also pretty strict about requiring residents to pee in to the composter.

Posted by: Miklos from Molnar Acres at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (zCyNd)

124 Amazing that they can make their rounds, without getting peed on.
Posted by: Splunge

That costs extra.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (5wCUq)

125 Whitewashing The Bloodline

It is well accepted that White-supremacists despise "half-breeds". But then, what of the racial purists of a non-White variety who rage against any possibility of "Whiteness" infecting the gene-pool?

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14327

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (itfg0)

126 We had springtime in January today. It rained all day, but the temperature was in the 60s.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)\
---
You know who also had a spring time?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (vDqXW)

127 119: garrett, ours came with a mini ladder.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

128 >>Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:16


And even those countries have their own little shitholes.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (BJoTC)

129 I'm in Lee Co., IIRC you are east of us in the burbs?

I'm west of the city sir. Right down the Eisenhower. I'm living the life in Crook County here.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (nisXv)

130
Luckily I can still pee outside. Still mark my territory.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)

131 Shitholephobic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (rnAwa)

132 One of my favorites is for a spaghetti pot with the strainer built into
the lid (admittedly, not a bad idea). Apparently, the alternative is to
chuck the spaghetti into a strainer from three feet away.


Yeah, I used to mock that one too. Then one time I was dumping spaghetti into the strainer, i had the pot at an odd angle, steam burned my hand and I flinched....and dumped the spaghetti down the disposal.

So, not quite as stupid as you'd think, but that was just once in over half a century.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

133 106 Re: shithole countries, I figure there aren't more than 40 or 50 countries, tops, in the whole world that aren't shitholes. The US, Canada, most of Europe west of Russia, Japan, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, maybe one or two in South America. That's about it. The rest, all shitholes.

----
a ranking. Based on 40, the shithole line is Croatia (shit) - Barbados (notshit)

if I were evil, I would correlate the results with melanin content.

http://fundforpeace .org/fsi/data/

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)

134 122 106: You forgot Israel. Definately not one.

Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)


Yep, forgot that one.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (DNH+H)

135 I spend a lot of time in shitholes, but I usually have to get them blackout drunk first.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (5wCUq)

136 >>and I flinched.

you didn't have an older brother, did you?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (H6J7L)

137 >>>Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is promoting at-home coffee enema kits.


Does she want to be a carnival huckster like Oprah? As has been observed, Oprah has a fondness for promoting fake cures on her show. I'm starting to think people who attend Benny Hinn revivals are more rational and discerning than liberals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

138 I think I have Shitholephobia, fuck.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (nisXv)

139 130
Luckily I can still pee outside.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)

You cheating whore!

Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (hscyr)

140 Modular faces. Without the face, it looks pretty creepy, but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.

What I'm interested in is modular, well, something else.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)

---

then you should put the modular face on the real girl and compare. for science!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (vChNs)

141 92 Thanks CW!

And how are *you* doing, my friend?
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (c5dWW)

As the old cliche goes, "Better than I deserve".

Still dealing with the lingering effects of the flu, but I'm doing a lot better than I was at the beginning of the week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (rJUlF)

142 There was a commercial for some kind of pocket sized sewing machine thingy that had an actor holding a real sewing machine over her head to try to fix a curtain.

Because taking the curtain down and bringing it to your sewing machine is crazy talk.

Posted by: bananaDream at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (yRBj9)

143 >>>Finally, I'm just hanging out all by myself tonight, if any Morons feel
like chatting, feel free to give me a call. (Seven won 9) twenty-six 6
too ate tree zeben.<<<





Dammit.



All I get is a voicemail saying, "Dave's not here, man."

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (wiLVK)

144
Learned something new,
systemic exertion intolerance disease (SEID)

I would link to the article but I'm just too exhausted.

Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (GroCc)

145 I spend a lot of time in shitholes, but I usually have to get them blackout drunk first.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (5wCUq)
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I don't think you spend a lot of time there. You're usually in and out.

Posted by: Bah-dum-bump at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (vDqXW)

146 The cops would definitely not show up here if Tonypete or anyone peed in the yard.

They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
---
No thanks, I'll just stick it out in Ohio.

Wait - that didn't come out right.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (tr2D7)

147 Damn beer shot out of my nose when I saw that first image.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (4ErVI)

148 is there a hotline for kc and the sunshine band too?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (nBzBk)

149 122 106: You forgot Israel. Definately not one.
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)

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it's not for lack of effort!

Posted by: Palestinians at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (vChNs)

150 http://fundforpeace .org/fsi/data/

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)

"formerly the failed states index"


We got better!!

Posted by: Fragile States at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)

151 seems like most infomercials are cooking for fucktards or fucking shitty pillows. sold by a dude wearing a crucifix. yeah, i feel better buying a pillow from a wannabe sky pilot. plus, he's a filthy iceback from frankenland.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

152 141 CW

Good - continued healing.

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:28 PM (c5dWW)

153 plus, he's a filthy iceback from frankenland.
Posted by: chavez the Hugo

Does he have the full Fargo accent?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (5wCUq)

154 give me a call. (Seven won 9) twenty-six 6
too ate tree zeben.





why does it ask for your credit card, whether you or gay or straight and whether you pitch or catch?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)

155 >> You cheating whore!
Posted by: publius's ficus

Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

156 My Lab/Corgie cross was smarter than most people.

She had so many scams it wasn't even funny: the fake limp, the lost dog, misdirection, and my favorite 'Let Me Outside Or I WILL Puke'.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (2B3vT)

157 nearest shithole to me would be either Van Nuys or Pacoima...

or any of the vagrant camps anywhere between my hooch and there.

the great thing about Lost Angels is you can visit the third world without a passport or even going very far.

Beverly Hills is just as near too, so the dichotomy could hardly be greater.

the local govt approved solution: "Let's throw MOAR tax $$s at it, and create new programs too!"

like that's gonna do anything other than draw MOAR bums.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (RCJ3M)

158 153; well fuck ya eh?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (KP5rU)

159 Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

He puts the lotion on...aww shit!

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (R5lpX)

160 >>Posted by: redc1c4 at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (RCJ3M)



But.

The Weather.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (2B3vT)

161 150 http://fundforpeace .org/fsi/data/

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)

"formerly the failed states index"


We got better!!
Posted by: Fragile States at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)

---

do you need a safe state space?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (vChNs)

162 >> then you should put the modular face on the real
>> girl and compare

Like I said, the face really doesn't matter, I'm more interested in the modules for the other end.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)

163 156 She had so many scams it wasn't even funny: the fake limp, the lost dog, misdirection, and my favorite 'Let Me Outside Or I WILL Puke'.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (2B3vT)


A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury. Ours moves forcefully to the most expensive carpet or rug in the vicinity, then digs in.

He usually cleans up after himself, though. Mostly.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)

164 Elbonia.

Posted by: Scott Adams at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (nBBdT)

165 >>Like I said, the face really doesn't matter, I'm more interested in the modules for the other end.


It vibrates.

Posted by: Katya Cassanova at January 12, 2018 10:32 PM (BJoTC)

166 155 >> You cheating whore!
Posted by: publius's ficus

Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

---

you know you'll be safer with me

Posted by: publius's rubber tree at January 12, 2018 10:32 PM (vChNs)

167 Zippy and Fox reporting that a Dem. candidate for Illinois Atty. Gn'l was robbed at gunpoint in Shitcago. Photoshoot - three (not described) dudes show up with gun and take all the equipment.

Trump should declare it a shithole and ban immigration from there.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (5YQl/)

168 133 a ranking. Based on 40, the shithole line is Croatia (shit) - Barbados (notshit)
if I were evil, I would correlate the results with melanin content
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vC

huh? croats are high in hair, not melanin. like shave your back hairy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (hscyr)

169 162 Like I said, the face really doesn't matter, I'm more interested in the modules for the other end.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)


Well, exactly.

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (Vb4BV)

170 >> you know you'll be safer with me
Posted by: publius's rubber tree

I'll told you never to call me here!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

171 166 155 >> You cheating whore!
Posted by: publius's ficus

Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

---

you know you'll be safer with me

---

let me soothe you

Posted by: publius's aloe vera plant at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (vChNs)

172 A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury. Ours moves forcefully to the most expensive carpet or rug in the vicinity, then digs in.
----------

Mike Hammer's Cat uses the dining room carpet. Mrs. H. calls it 'The Vomitorium'. He could use the bathrooms (tiled), or the kitchen (also tiled), or even hardwood floors. But, no...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (9tO1t)

173 >>A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury.


No. It's raining out. She just came inside. She wants to go back out
...cough...
*Looks at door*
... cough ...
*Looks at you then at door
... cough ...

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8Bogb)

174 @12 Can anyone explain how one makes a racist comment without mentions any races?
-----------------

Dog whistles, apparently.

Mind you, dog whistles that only the super non-racist members of the Left can recognize.

Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:35 PM (RBgaP)

175 173 No. It's raining out. She just came inside. She wants to go back out
...cough...
*Looks at door*
... cough ...
*Looks at you then at door
... cough ...
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8Bogb)


Wow. Great scam.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)

176 125 Whitewashing The Bloodline

It is well accepted that White-supremacists despise "half-breeds". But then, what of the racial purists of a non-White variety who rage against any possibility of "Whiteness" infecting the gene-pool?

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14327
Posted by: The Political Hat



Which coincides with an observation I have had while living in the DC Metro area. I was on the subway (this happened quite a few years ago) and had 2 black chicks sitting behind me. All was well until some black guy and his very hot girlfriend walked on the subway. So much for "blacks can't be racist" theory. They said some 'interesting' things to them. Its a 'shocker' too realize that Spike Lee was wrong! Black people can be racist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (7ASy0)

177 You May Be a Shithole Country If...

...your President-for-Life has almost as many medals as John Kerry applied for.

...the hurricane you experienced 30 years ago is still a front-page national emergency.

...machetes are placed on the right with the salad fork.

...all press reports start by praising your country's Menshevik medical system.

...your Transport Ministry classifies llama as a "muscle car".

...if your National Fragrance is musk ox.

...the hit of the Boat Show is the exciting new Twin Outboard Water Buffalo 2000!

...even gypsies refuse to steal your children.

...nerve gas just went up to $2.89 per gallon self-serve.

...American college students put your Gestapo Chief's picture on their t-shirts to be cool.

...your Number #1 pizza topping is tree bark.

...Dick Durbin and Bob Mueller scrubbed all references to your culture from the FBI's counter-terrorism manuals on orders from the local Muslim Brotherhood, Oval Office Chapter.

...college professors insist we adopt your country's political system, even though you just ate Sunday brunch from a dumpster.

...your nation's entire GDP is based on Deepak Chopra successfully bilking lonely widows.

...the .50 caliber machine guns you just bought out of the back of a stolen Lexus in Juarez say "Courtesy of Eric Holder".

...the secret ingredient in your country's hot dogs: hot dogs.

...your national Rock-Throwing Team has dominated the Olympic Medal count for the last fifty years.

..."Snakes on a Plane!" is both the in-flight movie and the motto painted on the tail-fin of your national airline.

...you want to sacrifice a 9 year-old virgin to the volcano but they're all happily-married.

...your dictators, criminals and terrorists got their nukes from Obama, their machine guns from Holder, their small arms from Hillary, their censorship from Facebook and their excuses from the Mainstream Fake News.

...Liam Neeson is rescuing his daughter from your extended family.

...your State-Run Media isn't must-see TV--it's must-watch.

...your Entertainment Industry is powered by dung-fired power plants. And the entertainment consists of watching the dung fire.

...your cabinet ministers openly take bribes while your former presidente wiretaps political opponents with the help of the National Police Force in order to rig an election...oh, wait...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Ndje9)

178 No teeth this time. I promise.

Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)

179 >> Well, exactly.

Foot job module, eh? Or do you just want to "admire" them orally?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (8O3HH)

180 all questions and comments here are racist.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

181 But.

The Weather.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (2B3vT)
---
THIS!

in spades... it's rained only once do far this winter, and the temps have been in the low 40's at worst. of course, from the way some folks dress, you'd think it was below zero.

me? i go around in shorts and t-shirts year round, unless herself puts a gun to my head.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (RCJ3M)

182 >>Wow. Great scam.

Worked every time.

It's really full on Keyser Doggeh.

She realized she just had to have the will to do it.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Zf+A9)

183 67 Zippy and Fox reporting that a Dem. candidate for Illinois Atty. Gn'l was robbed at gunpoint in Shitcago. Photoshoot - three (not described) dudes show up with gun and take all the equipment.

Trump should declare it a shithole and ban immigration from there.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (5YQl/)

We've had a lot of armed robberies here lately. And shootings on the expressways. It's an Urban Funhouse! Yaaaayyy!!

Posted by: Gem at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (XoAz8)

184 I'm in Lee Co., IIRC you are east of us in the burbs?
I'm west of the city sir. Right down the Eisenhower. I'm living the life in Crook County here.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:21

My sympathies, your taxes are even worse than ours.

At least they ditched the soda taxes, unlike the idiots in OR.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (yJ1e6)

185
Okay, where does Peruvia place on the shithole list?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:38 PM (eXA4G)

186 180
all questions and comments here are racist.

You're welcome!

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:38 PM (nisXv)

187 163
A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury. Ours moves forcefully to the most expensive carpet or rug in the vicinity, then digs in.

He usually cleans up after himself, though. Mostly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)


Cats do the first part of that.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

188 My girlfriend's dad (1st generation American) was captured by the Nazis three times. He escaped three times.

Yeah, I was a good boy,

Posted by: Nathan Lee at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (CNm1v)

189 171 166 155 >> You cheating whore!
Posted by: publius's ficus

Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

---

you know you'll be safer with me

---

let me soothe you

Posted by: publius's aloe vera plant at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (vChNs)

---

You've been a bad boy. A little pain teaches many lessons

Posted by: publius's cactus at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (vChNs)

190 >> Posted by: publius's aloe vera plant

>> Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap

I told ya'll all not to call me here!! Dammit, the jig is up, I fear.

Hey, we can all get along. There's enough of my "marking" to go around... I love you all in your own special way.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

191 186: not this shit again. next thing, i'll hear is "have a nice day." fuckin bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

192 We're still talking about shitholes? Awesome, shithole was always one of my favorite words to describe...shitholes. Seriously, I spent my whole life saying things like-

"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".

"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"

"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"

"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"

"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"

"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"

"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"

"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.

and on and on...





Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)

193 Daily Mail had something on the latest in sexbot tech:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5257099

Modular faces. Without the face, it looks pretty creepy, but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.


========

Looks like a cenobite. Here's a still from Dr. Who, the Android Invasion:

https://tinyurl.com/ydapbhah

Less disturbing, but still very effective when you're a kid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (/qEW2)

194 Who knew plants could be such jealous bitches?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

195 Greetings fappers and fappees.

I couldn't help but notice that no one axed how the pie wound up in the bush.

Not that the doggeh would care.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (tRaq7)

196 *note to self-ask Publius about cost of season pass to the Whorticultural Garden"*

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

197 berserker, jersey and wisconsin must be related. shitholes for everybody!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

198 192 We're still talking about shitholes? Awesome, shithole was always one of my favorite words to describe...shitholes. Seriously, I spent my whole life saying things like-

"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".

"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"

"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"

"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"

"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"

"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"

"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"

"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.

and on and on...





Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)

I went to the Stone Pony once to see my friend's band play. What a shithole - there was a fucking wall missing!

Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (ANIFC)

199 @176 Black people can be racist.
---------------------

Which is why the race hustlers insist that you have to have power to be racist, and only whitey has power. So only whites are racist.

Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (RBgaP)

200 >> note to self-ask Publius about cost of season pass to
>> the Whorticultural Garden"*

If it's a Czech Whorticultural Garden, I'm so there. I'm gonna hit that the, well, you know. Normandy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

201 Time to hide your ficus

Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862802335059968

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862875752198144

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862960858779648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863042438033409

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863128626728960

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)

202 had some masshole babes visit wisconsin once. they said it reminded them of jersey, without the culture. assbags.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)

203 191
186: not this shit again. next thing, i'll hear is "have a nice day." fuckin bullshit.

Third base!

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (nisXv)

204 The "sexbot" inventor in that Daily Mail article looks WAAY too keen to try out his creation.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)

205 Thanks to last night's ONT, I have had Disco Duck in my head ALL FUCKING DAY! That creepy duck costume. WTF were they thinking?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (wdmm9)

206 192 We're still talking about shitholes? Awesome, shithole was always one of my favorite words to describe...shitholes. Seriously, I spent my whole life saying things like-
"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".
"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"
"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"
"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"
"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"
"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"
"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"
"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.
and on and on...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)


Uh, leaving New Jersey might have helped.

Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Vb4BV)

207 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863209190969345

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863292296859648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863384819077120

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863471846674437

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863561583767554

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (eh0Va)

208 /3rd sock fail of the night

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (Vb4BV)

209 No thanks, I'll just stick it out in Ohio.
Wait - that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:26

LMAO, you crack me up TP. Be well and keep sticking it out!

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (yJ1e6)

210 202 had some masshole babes visit wisconsin once. they said it reminded them of jersey, without the culture. assbags.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)

Culture? Guidos and leopard print?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

211 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)

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You complete me

Posted by: NJ at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (vChNs)

212 stone pony. isn't that where parking lot patti plied her trade?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

213 >>Uh, leaving New Jersey might have helped.


He did.

...went to Philadelphia.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)

214 I built shelves in my laundry room. Nobody died. It was PHAS1 of the new house shelving rekerjiggering. Right now it is a hopeless clusterfuck of that cheap wire crap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (wdmm9)

215 213 >>Uh, leaving New Jersey might have helped.
He did.
...went to Philadelphia.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)


Western New Jersey. Plus cheesesteaks.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (Vb4BV)

216 I am resolutely determined not to care about today's Outrage Opportunity. It's so blatantly made-up, so monumentally trivial. "Some guy said someone told him the President said something that ninety-nine percent of the people in this country have probably said themselves."

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (LNIPM)

217 >> Time to hide your ficus

#10 there, with the "speckled" jeans, well, that's about how my ficus (and aloe plant, and rubber tree, and ....) looks.

And she would too, 'cause I fear I couldn't contain my essence long enough to get those damn jeans off.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

218 194 Who knew plants could be such jealous bitches?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

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they're just jealous of ME

Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:49 PM (vChNs)

219 I actually do go to New Jersey for culture. Specifically, I go to Mikawa Marketplace in Fort Lee for a dose of Japanese culture.

Otherwise, that state's a shithole. (Apologies to any New Jersey morons, but it's true.)

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (LNIPM)

220 AoSHQ has a hot line now, huh?

What's on it? Recordings of Valu-Rite drink recipes?

And they all start with, "First, put out anything you may be smoking..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

221 216 I am resolutely determined not to care about today's Outrage Opportunity. It's so blatantly made-up, so monumentally trivial. "Some guy said someone told him the President said something that ninety-nine percent of the people in this country have probably said themselves."
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (LNIPM)


Or, to put it another way, Trump meets with Democrats in private for the first time in the DACA/wall negotiations, and this happens. What a coincidence.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (Vb4BV)

222 205 Thanks to last night's ONT, I have had Disco Duck in my head ALL FUCKING DAY! That creepy duck costume. WTF were they thinking?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (wdmm9)


Pass the cocaine?

Posted by: Donald & Daffy's Coke Orgy at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (itfg0)

223 Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (eh0Va)

Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

224 213 >>Uh, leaving New Jersey might have helped.


He did.

...went to Philadelphia.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)

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making both places shitholier

Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (vChNs)

225 Out of the shithole, into the fire!

Posted by: Dearborn, MI at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (cW490)

226 >> Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr

She does root stuff. Yeah, baby.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)

227 Why did Trump's remarks, real or not, get out? What is the last instance of a president's private conversations with Congressional leaders go public?

Posted by: CM9000 at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (pyVd+)

228 I couldn't help but notice that no one axed how the pie wound up in the bush.

Not that the doggeh would care.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (tRaq7)


One does not question the provenance of pie

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (+F0Wk)

229 >> Great googly moogly.

That's what my ficus just said.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

230 We have always been at war with Craptopia.

Posted by: Maggotania at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (c8EhQ)

231 berserker, jersey and wisconsin must be related. shitholes for everybody!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)


Well jersey has some beautiful areas, but its spotty. Its like they took a beautiful area after it was all built nice, and threw a handful of shitholes at the map, and wherever it landed it festered. Its drastic, there is no blend sometimes. You leave a nice area and bam right into shithole. Even the jersey shore, one beach is paradise, couple miles down the road...shithole. Its just weird.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

232 227 Why did Trump's remarks, real or not, get out? What is the last instance of a president's private conversations with Congressional leaders go public?
Posted by: CM9000 at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (pyVd+)


Seems less like "go public" than like "imaginary person who was not turned up by Breitbart's $10,000 reward shouts N-word as Dems do their triumphal march after Obamacare passes." Just the latest game they're running. I like it. They're desperate.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)

233 Had a nice chat w/ our friend. Tucker and he are doing well, for those that are interested.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)

234 192 We're still talking about shitholes? Awesome, shithole was always one of my favorite words to describe...shitholes. Seriously, I spent my whole life saying things like-



and on and on...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)


Hmmm, seems like there's a pattern there . . .

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (DNH+H)

235 Many thanx, kbdabear.

You're a fine American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (tRaq7)

236 the opening of the sopranos is jersey. i was only there twice, but that shit is jersey. reminds me of green bay, wi. shitholio.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

237 199
Which is why the race hustlers insist that you have to have power to be racist, and only whitey has power. So only whites are racist.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (RBgaP)


They kind of handwave Affirmative Action and HR departments.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

238 Have a great night everyone.

We will survive the weather, endure the stupid Dems and media, thrive in America, and pass the torch of a non-shitisstan culture off to our grandchildren.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (hyuyC)

239 219 I actually do go to New Jersey for culture. Specifically, I go to Mikawa Marketplace in Fort Lee for a dose of Japanese culture.

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The Shofuso House in Philadelphia is pretty cool. It's a reproduction of a traditional Japanese house and garden. They do a tea ceremony & c.
http://www.japanesehouse.org

Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (ANIFC)

240 Seriously, Jersey has a lot of nice areas, and not just the ones that the Mafia calls home. No one who has been to, say, Princeton, would call it a shithole.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)

241 Well jersey has some beautiful areas, but its spotty. Its like they took a beautiful area after it was all built nice, and threw a handful of shitholes at the map, and wherever it landed it festered. Its drastic, there is no blend sometimes. You leave a nice area and bam right into shithole. Even the jersey shore, one beach is paradise, couple miles down the road...shithole. Its just weird.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

Parts of South Florida are a lot like that. One second you're in the barrio, the next second you're in the high-flying business district. It's weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

242 I went to the Stone Pony once to see my friend's band play. What a shithole - there was a fucking wall missing!

Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (ANIFC)


Played there many times. That place aspires to be a shithole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (aMlLZ)

243 The "sexbot" inventor in that Daily Mail article looks WAAY too keen to try out his creation.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)


To be fair, the kind of person who would make a sexbot is already pretty much self-selected for the 'is the kind of person who would make a sexbot' trait. What else is he going to do with it? It's not like 'sexbot' is a subtle euphemism or anything. It's right there in the name.

It's the part that isn't 'bot'.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (y87Qq)

244 57 My favorite school paper is the one with "When I grow up I want to be Pinochet."
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable

With a lovely drawing of commies being thrown out of helicopters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)

++++

Nah, way too inefficient. They would have to land, round up commies, stuff them in the copter, fly up, and then throw them out. The kid had it right in the drawing. Machine gunner leaning out the open door and strafing the commies on the ground. Makes it much easier to run up that commie body count.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (pvjTE)

245 228 I couldn't help but notice that no one axed how the pie wound up in the bush.

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too busy trying to figure out where the Other Half of the pie is hidden

Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (vChNs)

246 227
Why did Trump's remarks, real or not, get out? What is the last
instance of a president's private conversations with Congressional
leaders go public?

I think Trump made a comment about recording or broadcasting all of their meetings. He could get some things done if he did that. Cut a whole lot of bullshit out.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (nisXv)

247 >> Many thanx, kbdabear.
>>You're a fine American.

A great American. A national treasure.

The bane of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ficuses and Other Vulnerable House Plants.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

248 243 To be fair, the kind of person who would make a sexbot is already pretty much self-selected for the 'is the kind of person who would make a sexbot' trait. What else is he going to do with it? It's not like 'sexbot' is a subtle euphemism or anything. It's right there in the name.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (y87Qq)


Imagine the LinkedIn resume.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)

249 190 Hey, we can all get along. There's enough of my "marking" to go around... I love you all in your own special way.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

oh now he wants a plant orgy. just come clean about which filthy hollyweird star you are!

Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (hscyr)

250 The Shofuso House in Philadelphia is pretty cool. It's a reproduction of a traditional Japanese house and garden. They do a tea ceremony & c.
http://www.japanesehouse.org
Posted by: josephistan at January




by marketplace they mean grocery store, food court, and driving range.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

251 Trimegistus from Fort Lee New Jersey writes, Hey Rosanne....

Posted by: Rosanne Rosannadanna at January 12, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

252 228 I couldn't help but notice that no one axed how the pie wound up in the bush

well, when one doesn't trim regularly . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

253 No one who has been to, say, Princeton, would call it a shithole.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)


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Nein, it's almost as bad as Trenton!

Posted by: Hessians at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (vChNs)

254 Mister Metokur has some interesting videos to say the least. He really exposes the degeneracy on the internet. Kinda Makes me question of the internet is a good thing.

But he is funny as fuck.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (j8aRL)

255 well, when one doesn't trim regularly . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Oh! Hair pie!

Posted by: Tashi at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (5wCUq)

256 Houston has some stark nice / shithole dichotomies. No zoning laws when I grew up there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

257 >> oh now he wants a plant orgy. just come clean
>> about which filthy hollyweird star you are!

Read the fine print in your contract, toots.

Besides, I cain't hep it, I wuz born this way.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)

258 The "sexbot" inventor in that Daily Mail article looks WAAY too keen to try out his creation.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)

To be fair, the kind of person who would make a sexbot is already pretty much self-selected for the 'is the kind of person who would make a sexbot' trait. What else is he going to do with it? It's not like 'sexbot' is a subtle euphemism or anything. It's right there in the name.

It's the part that isn't 'bot'.
Posted by: hogmartin at January




well, the funny thing is that the guys most motivated to build sexbots are the ones that cannot get girls. however, once sexbots get intelligence they will either cheat on their owners or leave them for guys that can get girls.

may as well stick with mail order brides.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

259 You know, I think the morons here are a little short
on culture. I think C.S. Lewis ripping up modern /pagans/ might be a
good cure for that.



https://tinyurl.com/y7ggtmjq

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (nZReN)

You know, we Morons might visit your links if you didn't explicitly insult us all every night. So stick your link where the Sun don't shine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (sD2WN)

260 Shitheads for Shitholes...Warren/Biden 2020!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (yhf6w)

261 Imagine the LinkedIn resume.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)


Imagine the LinkedIn contact network...

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)

262 Los Angeles south of the 10, east of the 405, all along the 110

A shithole turns into an even worse shithole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciZ13gMq2k0

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (eh0Va)

263 oh now he wants a plant orgy. just come clean about which filthy hollyweird star you are!
Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (hscyr)

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he's been stalking me for years

Posted by: Kate Moss at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (vChNs)

264 241 Well jersey has some beautiful areas, but its spotty. Its like they took a beautiful area after it was all built nice, and threw a handful of shitholes at the map, and wherever it landed it festered. Its drastic, there is no blend sometimes. You leave a nice area and bam right into shithole. Even the jersey shore, one beach is paradise, couple miles down the road...shithole. Its just weird.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

Parts of South Florida are a lot like that. One second you're in the barrio, the next second you're in the high-flying business district. It's weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

Where I live in Philly is like that. One mile south on Germantown Ave is a shithole, one mile north are century old mansions and la-de-da shopping.

Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 11:01 PM (ANIFC)

265 by the way, is the sexbot thing cheating if you are married?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)

266 >> he's been stalking me for years

Gimme a massage, take a shower with me, and I'll make you the biggest star ever.

Bonus for root stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

267 If there are no shithole countries, then we can keep all that foreign aid.

Posted by: Elliot m. at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (UTKPt)

268 god goes to green bay when he has locked bowels.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

269 I'm hard on jersey, but none of you got the golden key to the crapper. Every state I've ever visited had shitholes. All you need is a pocket of dems and you got a shithole in the making.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (aMlLZ)

270 too busy trying to figure out where the Other Half of the pie is hidden

Gotta luv a persistent puppydawg like that.

Wouldst that all of Twitter were composed of those types of posts. Alas and alack, it isn't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (tRaq7)

271 Okay everyone, we are about to start a little experiment in Socialism. Before we get started, I would like to tell you a little about it.

First, when Socialism works perfectly, half of you are going to get screwed to some degree. You see everyone does what they can and then we toss it all in one pot and divide it up equally. So the more productive half will get screwed and the less productive half will get subsidized.

Second, it won't work perfectly. After we toss it all in a pot but before we divide it up equally, the people in charge will take their cut. So, I guess, a bit more than half of you are going to get screwed, depending on how much the ruling class takes.

Third, it is really important not too many of you realize that you can not do anything and still get a cut. See, if 10 or 15% of you do nothing and live on the production of others, we might be able to make it but 25 or 30% and we are totally screwed. Everyone who actually works will be supporting the ruling class and the 30% who don't work.

So, if you all want to continue with the Socialism experiment...Hey, where are you all going?

Posted by: JB1000 at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (SGGel)

272 well, the funny thing is that the guys most motivated to build sexbots are the ones that cannot get girls.

....

Disagree.


They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5ng19)

273 he's been stalking me for years
Posted by: Kate Moss

I've had to take out a restraining order.

Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)

274 261 Imagine the LinkedIn resume.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)

Imagine the LinkedIn contact network...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)


Yeesh! Actually, we live in a relatively innocent time, sexbot-wise. The sexbots are fully made by individual companies, as in many industries starting out. Imagine when companies start to specialize on parts of the whole.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (Vb4BV)

275 the shithole thing is borderline genius, opens up a very serious discussion on a range of things in a simple way that makes it accessible by everyone and gets everyone to discuss the question.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

276 >> by the way, is the sexbot thing cheating if you are married?

Not if the wife joins in. Or you get her a "hers" sexbot (Paolo model,or whoever).

Seriously, search the Daily Mail. One of these sexbots guys and his wife were indeed having a threesome with the prototype sexbot.

I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

277 Disagree.


They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January




well, those must not be the ones that are getting interviewed.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

278 >> specialize on parts of the whole.

Ahem.

Posted by: Fleshlight, Inc. at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

279 Imagine when companies start to specialize on parts of the whole.

..

And not one of those individual parts will demand half your shit in court.


Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (5ng19)

280 268
god goes to green bay when he has locked bowels.

Where do you go?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (nisXv)

281 Seriously, search the Daily Mail. One of these sexbots guys and his wife were indeed having a threesome with the prototype sexbot.

I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January




man, that is greek tragedy level sad. some guy is so lousy in bed that his sex bot demands he bring his wife in and she agrees.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

282 280: beecher.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

283 273 he's been stalking me for years
Posted by: Kate Moss

I've had to take out a restraining order.
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)

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good idea

Posted by: Rose McGowan and Daisy Fuentes at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (vChNs)

284 275 the shithole thing is borderline genius, opens up a very serious discussion on a range of things in a simple way that makes it accessible by everyone and gets everyone to discuss the question.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)


Very pleased that Trump can trigger important discussions even when people lie about what he said at a private meeting. It's as though the Trump model in the liars heads propagated his persuasion anyway.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (Vb4BV)

285 280: beecher.

lol

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:07 PM (nisXv)

286 I just had a nice conversation with Weird Dave. Nice guy, er, whatever. Did you know he is one of those Tran-thingies? Transformers? Or something. He sounded nice though. Had a kind of high squeaky voice, like those old Chipmunks songs where they speed up the recording I guess. Anyway he was real friendly and invited me over for some Valu-Rite and walkies or something, couldn't quite make it out because of all the background noise. Seems to be pretty popular, with a bunch of wild girls dancing around and singing and doing all kinds of wild girl stuff I guess, only I wouldn't really know since I've never been a wild girl, or even a wild boy come to think of it. So anyway I had a nice talk and am cooling off now and think I may have to have another little drinkie poo before I go to bed. Thanks Weird Dave. Hope everything turns out all right with that new, er, condition you picked up on your recent visit to Tiajuana. Maybe some Cipro will help? I know it worked really well when I had that problem down in Haiti. Anyway, good night and thanks for all the fish or something.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:07 PM (md3fh)

287 by the way, is the sexbot thing cheating if you are married?
....

Masturbation is cheating. Looking at another woman with lust is cheating.

Hell, some days, having a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal before work is cheating....

The primary advantage of sexbots?

The introduction of LOGIC to your sex life.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:08 PM (5ng19)

288 283 273 he's been stalking me for years
Posted by: Kate Moss

I've had to take out a restraining order.
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)

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good idea
Posted by: Rose McGowan and Daisy Fuentes at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (vChNs)

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mghdjkuuggghhh

Posted by: Karen Ann Quinlan at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (vChNs)

289 How do you not take a dump in that, every week?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:19 PM (BJoTC)

It's not like shit isn't compostable, is it? They sell "composting toilets" after all. I suspect the old turd mixed in with the lawn clippings and kitchen waste would actually accelerate the rotting process.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (sD2WN)

290 What's all this about Sith holes?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (bc2Lc)

291 (Seven won 9) twenty-six 6 too ate tree zeben.


Yeah, not weird or anything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:10 PM (cu8/f)

292 This is a slow thread.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (cu8/f)

293 Time to act...Tenure is academic terrorism!

Posted by: Captain Cornbread and the Bear Den Mouintain Militia at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (yhf6w)

294
Dammit, I can't find that threesome bot one, but I did stumble across this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4925100

They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and "heavily soiled".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (8O3HH)

295 Slow thread? It's a late thread, pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)

296
They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and
well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and
"heavily soiled".

...


Totally unlike a real female.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (5ng19)

297 This is a slow thread.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

It's just a late bloomer.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (5wCUq)

298 285
280: beecher.

Oh hell, you're up where the balls on a brass monkey don't have a fucking chance.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nisXv)

299 This is a slow thread.

They're trying to keep it to where I can understand it.

Thanks, everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (IcT7t)

300 Yeah, not weird or anything.

Nobody's figured out yet what that spells?

It's like I don't know you people any more...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (tRaq7)

301 Dammit, I can't find that threesome bot one, but I did stumble across this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4925100

They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and "heavily soiled".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January




well with so many shitholes around, going to be a long time before the sexbot is competitive with the lbfm.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

302 If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. Except there are also sexbots.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (y87Qq)

303 They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots

Plural customers. One sexbot.

There aren't enough W's in the world to type out the 'EWWW' noise I'm making now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)

304 They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and
well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and
"heavily soiled".

...


Totally unlike a real female.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January




well the real women in those situations are only emotionally broken because daddy was bad, years of stripping, whatever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

305 272 well, the funny thing is that the guys most motivated to build sexbots are the ones that cannot get girls.

....

Disagree.


They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5ng19)

Sadly this is the truth.

I'm sure those will be banned for men while the Sybian will become built like John Holmes with a NFL linebacker body.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (j8aRL)

306 286. Nice chatting with you too! And don't worry,I'm sure the cops won't find that flash drive. Hiding it in the candy bowl is a great idea.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (bYk1t)

307 257 Read the fine print in your contract, toots.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM

i don't have opposable thumbs, i can't sign anything!!!! and your "leaving" an X on me is NOT me making my mark!!!! Go play with your brazilian cherry & leave me alone. sob. my soil is never going to dry out.

Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (jKjv9)

308 Thread's not slow. The shit dam is holding for now, but once they open the shit sluice ways.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

309
This is a slow thread.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (cu8/f)

(putting on my best Laurence fishburne voice in Event horizon)

"This place is a tomb."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (aMlLZ)

310 Sexbots will tell you they love you, then take your wallet and credit cards. Can't trust them anymore than the real girls. Of course, you can always pull the plug when they are looking the other way. Heh. Then you can do whatever you want and they just stare at you with those funny eyes, like doll's eyes.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (md3fh)

311 They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots

Plural customers. One sexbot.

There aren't enough W's in the world to type out the 'EWWW' noise I'm making now.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January




uncomfortable enough when you are solo golfing and have to get hooked up with three guys to make a foursome. who wants to go to the sexbot parlor and have to be the fourth with three losers pounding the shitholes on some silicone doll. were that ever to happen no way I am switching holes. will cut a bitch before that happens.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

312 The shit dam is holding for now, but once they open the shit sluice ways.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet

If that shit dam breaks we'll have a shitnami on our hands bud!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (5wCUq)

313 Weird Dave, I thought one of those pieces of candy was pretty crunchy. Now I'm a cyborg!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (md3fh)

314 well with so many shitholes around, going to be a long time before the sexbot is competitive with the lbfm.
...

Problem is that you gotta 1) go to the shit hole that lbfm is in and B) fuck her there.

Bring her INCONUS and she will be the first link in a 27 link chain migration. And sue your ass for .... something terrible.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (5ng19)

315 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (sD2WN)


Sure. But, I was thinking more as a gift to the inspector.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (g64pJ)

316 Bring her INCONUS and she will be the first link in a 27 link chain migration. And sue your ass for .... something terrible.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January




fiance visas

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

317 >> Go play with your brazilian cherry & leave me alone.
>> sob

Aww, baby, you're my favorite, promise. The only one. Those others mean nothing to me. Nothing.

Hey, I'll go get some of your favorite Miracle Grow, put you in the sunlight tomorrow like you love, and give a nice leaf massage.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

318 Do sexbots dream of electric penicillin?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (5wCUq)

319 TGE - VSG POTUS - has in less than 24 hours not only altered the national discussion on immigration, but has also reduced the Progda establishment to Jim Leahy levels of insanity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

320 Mama Colonel32 is a pharmacist going on year 50. She had a situation where one of her customers complained about the suppositories as they not only didn't work but the wax was nigh impossible to get out of her teeth

Posted by: Colonel32 at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (0cbFk)

321 Why have a sexbot when you can have an electric sheep? Baaaa.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (md3fh)

322 So, if you all want to continue with the Socialism experiment...Hey, where are you all going?
Posted by: JB1000 at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (SGGel)


No, seriously, where are you going? I have armed guards at the door who will shoot you on sight. There, see, I knew you would all volunteer to stay. Now, we are not producing enough to meet demand. I have built a special "retirement room" next door for the old and infirm. We will take GREAT care of you there. You will really enjoy the rest of your life there. All of you who do not produce more than you consume will have your turn in the retirement room next. There, one big productive happy family. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go trade in my Ferrari for two Ferraris.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (wdmm9)

323 The shit dam is holding for now, but once they open the shit sluice ways.....

Lahey, is that you?

Posted by: Julian at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (c6Ace)

324 321 Why have a sexbot when you can have an electric sheep? Baaaa.
Posted by: Ruthless


yeah, but they only respond to commands in Welsh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

325 Don't Welsh on me, you sheep you!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)

326 Do sexbots dream of electric penicillin?

If they had a good firewall, they wouldn't get a virus in the first place.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (tRaq7)

327 325. That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

328 When will the first sexbot/human wedding be held?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (nBr1j)

329 Do sexbots run on Windows 10? Ewwww.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (md3fh)

330 This thread may not be mort, but it is on its last legs.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:25 PM (md3fh)

331 Do sexbots run on Windows 10? Ewwww.
Posted by: Ruthless

Only the ones with bugs. The clean ones run on iOS 69.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (5wCUq)

332 Can't wait to see an Intel-powered sex bot get hacked by angry wifey.

Is this a Black Mirror ep yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

333 329. They'd better not run Temple OS:

https://youtu.be/TcqWok8AubE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (fA1SL)

334 328 When will the first sexbot/human wedding be held?


2032

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (+lOpA)

335 TGE - VSG POTUS - has in less than 24 hours not only altered the national discussion on immigration, but has also reduced the Progda establishment to Jim Leahy levels of insanity.

And, if I understand that PDT's "shithole" quote was "leaked" by a Dim Congresscritter, he didn't have to do a thing.

That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (tRaq7)

336 Is IOS69 open source?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (md3fh)

337 I guess most of the morons have stuff to do on Friday nights. Losers!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

338 Friday night? Is something supposed to happen on Friday night?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (md3fh)

339 287 by the way, is the sexbot thing cheating if you are married?
....

Masturbation is cheating. Looking at another woman with lust is cheating.

Hell, some days, having a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal before work is cheating....

The primary advantage of sexbots?

The introduction of LOGIC to your sex life.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:08 PM (5ng19)

Have a dream about another woman? Cheating. She has a dream about you with another woman? Also cheating.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

340 I tried to call that number but your mom keeps answering.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (5fSr7)

341 I'm just delaying end of day crap in the shop. It's not all glamour and excitement, ya know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

342 330
This thread may not be mort, but it is on its last legs.

On a Friday night? What, do I have to go out to the bar?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (nisXv)

343 >> Do sexbots run on Windows 10?

Yeah, it's a total turnoff when their tits turn blue and flash "IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL".

The best ones will run Linux. Now, that will need a command line interface to properly customize it for one's "needs".

I wonder what that interface will be. Maybe you'll use your tongue somewhere, somehow to "type" commands.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

344 I once had a dream that I was flying, and woke up on a 747 somewhere over the Pacific.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (md3fh)

345 Do sexbots just toss their junk in the dishwasher after sex?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (nBr1j)

346 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

Way too close to home bro.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)

347 Hey everybody.
And now, for a look into the future:

**TOP FIVE LEAST POPULAR SETTINGS FOR SEXBOTS***

5. "Kate Upton with a head cold"

4. "Refugee from shithole country"

3. "Sober Hillary Clinton"

2. "Drunk Hillary Clinton"

2. "Woman from a shithole country"

1. "Madelaine Albright"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

348 howdy all.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (TL2pK)

349 Okay, really wish I could edit these things before I put them up...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

350 Or that is, after I put them up. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

351
I wonder what that interface will be. Maybe you'll use your tongue somewhere, somehow to "type" commands.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Sam Kinison: Lick the Alphabet
https://youtu.be/R7790iQ6a4Q

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (5wCUq)

352 Have a dream about another woman? Cheating. She has a dream about you with another woman? Also cheating.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)


Funny how that shit works.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (aMlLZ)

353 Robots and sexbots will put us all in camps. They don't like us at all. Rushing into AI with quantum computing maybe the worst idea in the history of man.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (g4lFK)

354 You said Hillary Clinton twice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (6FqZa)

355 >> Posted by: qdpsteve

You forgot the "Lena" model.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

356 WeirdDave, could you edit my 347 for me?

Just remove the lower #2 entry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

357 publius, figured it was too easy ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

358 The Kate Upton model has been recalled due to large numbers of heart attacks and strokes by users.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (md3fh)

359 Scotch and water , please.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (nisXv)

360 bth, I like ridiculing Hillary Clinton. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

361 The best ones will run Linux. Now, that will need a command line interface to properly customize it for one's "needs".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)


Unix has had the shell commands 'unzip', 'touch', 'finger', 'mount', 'fsck', 'yes', and 'sleep' since back before they invented pterodactyls, and I imagine the jokes originated around the same time.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:32 PM (y87Qq)

362 wait to see an Intel-powered sex bot get hacked by angry wifey.

Is this a Black Mirror ep yet?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

Pretty sure the multi billion dollar yearly feminist international lobby will never allow that to be made.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (g4lFK)

363 Protip: never say "blow me" to a jihadi sexbot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (sD2WN)

364 What a shithole.

Posted by: Bette Davis at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (bc2Lc)

365 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

*PUNT*

Buh bye...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (tRaq7)

366 "This place is a tomb."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (aMlLZ)

---

it's a MINE

Posted by: Gimli at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (vChNs)

367 Can an angry wife program her husband's sexbot to ridicule the size of his penis?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (nBr1j)

368 The Kate Upton model has been recalled due to large numbers of heart attacks and strokes by users.


Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (md3fh)


If there's a Michael Dorn model, I'm in.

Posted by: Barry O. at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (sXefu)

369 The best ones will run Linux. Now, that will need a command line interface to properly customize it for one's "needs".


I'd be wary of open sores sexbots.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (IcT7t)

370 346 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)

And people think I just make this shit up.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

371 You forgot the "Lena" model.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)


Any potential suitors for that model died off 65 million years ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (aMlLZ)

372 They are beginning to look very real. If they were only programmed to self clean and that's it, then it would be a gold mine.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)

373 The "debunk" link is good stuff. Old hat to readers of WUWT, but nevertheless worthy of wider propagation.

I tried to read the socialist link, but two paragraphs in, and it was plodding. Dude really, really needs an editor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (sD2WN)

374 Cleanup isn't a problem, just hook 'em up to a Shop Vac and you're good to go, er come.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)

375 loading penis

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BLUE SCREEN

Posted by: Micosoft sexbot at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (vChNs)

376 370 346 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)

And people think I just make this shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

Men are finally discussing it more as feminism seeks totalitarian rule. The knowledge is spreading at an exponential level.

Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)

377 Is there a redhead in this video?

Blurred Lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)

378 They are beginning to look very real. If they were only programmed to self clean and that's it, then it would be a gold mine.

Why stop there? Program them to clean the whole house.

OK, the whole basement.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (IcT7t)

379 Rant:

As if I could not be more appalled at CNN, we go to Arby's tonight where their fake news in on a couple screens. I was about to sit at a booth right underneath the screen when I looked up at it and saw on the chyron, SPELLED OUT, "shithole."

I immediately picked up my drink and set us up at a farther booth so my littl'un could not see.

Shame on you, and f u CNN.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (eLVrv)

380 They are beginning to look very real. If they were only programmed to self clean and that's it, then it would be a gold mine.

No, no, no. They need to be programmed to fetch beers from the fridge and make sammiches.

And self-clean. And maybe take out the garbage, but then they'd get stolen every Monday and Thursday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (tRaq7)

381 Thanks for the ONT.

Nasty out there here. Looking like driving home will be fun. Few of my employees have gone home early. Keeping me busy.

All in all, not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (K2SnJ)

382 just hook 'em up to a Shop Vac and you're good to go, er come.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)


Pro tip: if you "cut out the middleman", as it were, you might get your own mention on a future installment of the ONT!

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (y87Qq)

383 Slow thread? It's a late thread, pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)

I pine. Norfolk Island.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (cu8/f)

384 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)

And people think I just make this shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

Men are finally discussing it more as feminism seeks totalitarian rule. The knowledge is spreading at an exponential level.

Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)


As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (aMlLZ)

385 They are beginning to look very real. If they were only programmed to self clean and that's it, then it would be a gold mine.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)

Sounds like a win/win: co-promote sexbots along with Gwynnie's hoohah steamer. All automated. You could call it, "The Womba".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (sD2WN)

386
3. "Sober Hillary Clinton"

2. "Drunk Hillary Clinton"

2. "Woman from a shithole country"

1. "Madelaine Albright"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)


---

you said Hilary Clinton twice

Posted by: Heddy LaMarr at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (vChNs)

387 Cleanup isn't a problem, just hook 'em up to a Shop Vac and you're good to go, er come.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)

That mode will lead to castration.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (g4lFK)

388 Is there a redhead in this video?

Blurred Lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

Blurred Lines has a blonde, a brunette (Emily Ratatouillevick) and a black chick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)

389 I'm an attention whore.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (cu8/f)

390 355 >> Posted by: qdpsteve

You forgot the "Lena" model.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

and the Stella

Posted by: Harry Mudd at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (vChNs)

391 Blurred Lines has a blonde, a brunette (Emily Ratatouillevick) and a black chick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)

Thank you. No readhead.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (cu8/f)

392 I'm an attention whore.

Really tempted to ignore this.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (IcT7t)

393 365 I literally did have a GF that was pissed at me because she had a dream about me with another woman.

*PUNT*

Buh bye...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (tRaq7)

---

Wife.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (vChNs)

394 Blurred Lines has a blonde, a brunette (Emily Ratatouillevick) and a black chick.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)

I believe that is pronounced 'Emily Ratatas-omama.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (K2SnJ)

395 Do they make sexbots with modular butts? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (/qEW2)

396 yeah but who wants to have a sex bot with all the maintenance involved. bad enough having to cuddle after sex but then having to disassemble the sex doll, wash the parts, clean the whole thing up, put it back together. then the embarrassment of having company and someone opens your dishwasher to find her tits, ass, and other parts in there.

even worse, what if you are some slob who simply lets his sex doll go unwashed with layers and layers of crud on her.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

397 What do you want with a sexbot, Shep Smith? Tired of your Sybian?

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)

398
Do they make sexbots with modular butts? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep Smith


Universal Serial Butt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

399 Do they make sexbots with modular butts? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (/qEW2)

All you have to do, Sheppie, is screw the head on backwards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (sD2WN)

400 And self-clean. And maybe take out the garbage, but then they'd get stolen every Monday and Thursday.

Nah, you could keep them busy cooking stuff.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (nisXv)

401 With AI it would only be a matter of time until the fembots turn into bored housebots that would cheat on you with the automatic pool cleaner and blame it on you for not paying attention to it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

402 There is no redhead in that video. And I am NOT tilting.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (cu8/f)

403 Lower Slobbonia National Anthem:

We are citizens of Slobbovia
(Oh, that this should be happening to us!)
We are giving you back to the Indians
(But they are refusing, of cuss!)
PTUI on you, Slobbovia!
We are hating your icebound coast
Of all the countries in the world
WE ARE HATING SLOBBOVIA MOST!!

Posted by: Festus Fogg at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (fSf/G)

404 TILTING!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

405 Just the punchline:

It won't turn off until it gets a quart.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (md3fh)

406 yeah but who wants to have a sex bot with all the maintenance involved. bad enough having to cuddle after sex but then having to disassemble the sex doll, wash the parts, clean the whole thing up, put it back together. then the embarrassment of having company and someone opens your dishwasher to find her tits, ass, and other parts in there.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)


Damn, too fucking funny. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (aMlLZ)

407 WHO IS THE READHEAD, SLAP?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (cu8/f)

408 With AI it would only be a matter of time until the
fembots turn into bored housebots that would cheat on you with the
automatic pool cleaner and blame it on you for not paying attention to
it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

Oh shit! That would make for a hilarious parody pr0n movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (sD2WN)

409 wouldn't it be simpler to simply put out some rules on how women could do better at sex instead of building some sex bots?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

410 Emily Radishassakowski.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)

411 Wommenz don't listen to no rules!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (md3fh)

412 Wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (vChNs)


Shit.

You have my sympathies.

After 21 of holy deadlock with the Daughter of Satan, my tolerance for BS got all the way up to about three seconds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (tRaq7)

413 The shit dam is holding for now, but once they open the shit sluice ways.....

Lahey, is that you?
Posted by: Julian at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (c6Ace)

--Jim Lahey is a f****** drunk and he always will be

Posted by: Ray at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (eLVrv)

414 With #MyBordersMyChoice it's not like we only have to defend ourselves against the gropey hands. It's more like the case where Brett Ratner conspired to trap a girl in Russell Simmon's apartment so Simmons could rape her. In this version, the part of Brett Ratner is played by Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 11:48 PM (/qEW2)

415 it's getting harder to stay ahead of the Nips

Posted by: Stepford Mens Asso. at January 12, 2018 11:48 PM (vChNs)

416 wouldn't it be simpler to simply put out some rules on how women could do better at sex instead of building some sex bots?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)


You would be more successful storming Iwo Jima with a tennis racket.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (aMlLZ)

417 >> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Oh my dear Lord. I was so preoccupied with the sexbot and ficus silly debauchery that I failed to notice Her Grace has graced us with her presence.

I did not get the red carpet, nor announce her. It's the Tower for sure.

Welcome, dear lady.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

418 409 wouldn't it be simpler to simply put out some rules on how women could do better at sex instead of building some sex bots?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)


---

FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (vChNs)

419 Nipping at our heels they are.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (md3fh)

420 The old shitliner's coming into port and I'll be the one to tie her up

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:50 PM (eLVrv)

421 You would be more successful storming Iwo Jima with a tennis racket.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January




lol

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

422 Oops. Here, somebody take this word, "years" and put in in my previous comment.

Anywhere will be fine.

Guinness may have been involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (tRaq7)

423 You would be more successful storming Iwo Jima with a tennis racket.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

Believe me, I KNOW!

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (5wCUq)

424 The shit dam is holding for now, but once they open the shit sluice ways.....


---

come the spring when the winter shit melt-off happens, that damn'll never hold

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (vChNs)

425

Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)


As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (aMlLZ)

I respect the confidence and hope. But as long as feminists are given authority detached from responsibility, accountability, and comsquemces with the power of the State behind them......then the war is lost. Men diont have the power of the state behind us, nor the laws, and we are held to different standards without any authority yet face responsibilities, accountabilities, and consequences for the actions of feminists.

There are close to 4000 non profit feminist and women's rights in Ametica and 140 PACs of feminism and women's rights not including NOW and League of women's Voters and NEA (National Eduation association).

Men have the VA. They allow men who are vets to die. We are disposable utilities.

The welfare state will collapse and that will end feminism. Hell they are already freaking out that men are avoiding relationships with them.

I don't believe people,really grasp how bad it is unless you are thrown in it unqualified through false allegations and the 50 billion dollar a year family law industry.

Worst part is that the white knights sold men and women down the river over 100 years ago.

Nothing news under the sun.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (g4lFK)

426

Well, the modular aspect would appeal to some with varied tastes. Think of the possibilities! Kate Upton with hairy tits one day and three - I see four - hooters the next! Katsuni's mouth one day, that MILF across the street's rear the next! Kind of a Mrs. Potato Head you can boink...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (t3kPl)

427 I did not get the red carpet, nor announce her. It's the Tower for sure.

Welcome, dear lady.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

No tower for you, faithful follower!

How is life treating you, publius? I've been working OVERTIME!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (cu8/f)

428
I just had a BSOD myself at the thought of "sex rules" for womyns. They set the rules. Period.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (8O3HH)

429
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January




nothing is over until we decide it is

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

430 Potatoes are for pussies. Give me a rutabaga any day.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (md3fh)

431 If you say Hillary three times in a mirror, you wake up on November 9, 2016 with you know who as President Elect.

Wanna try it?

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (+lOpA)

432 Well, the modular aspect would appeal to some with varied tastes. Think of the possibilities! Kate Upton with hairy tits one day and three - I see four - hooters the next! Katsuni's mouth one day, that MILF across the street's rear the next! Kind of a Mrs. Potato Head you can boink...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January




wouldn't it be easier to walk across the street?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

433 Emily Radishassakowski.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)


Didn't she get hired to advertise that millennial Heart of Darkness island nightmare music festival where the hipster 20-somethings paid $10k to have their passports confiscated and started eating each other after six hours?

Did that actually happen or was it a campaign for a teenie horror movie?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)

434 Just got here, reading the content (ONT's been up for damn near 2 hrs, may as well read the content 1st) when I see the story about the dog and the magic pie bush. Show feel good story to Mrs. tbodie. She chuckles then says, "Want to see something else funny?"

I should have known better, but I said yes.

She hands me 2, identical, anniversary cards. From me to her. One dated 2015 (date in her hand writing), the other card undated. I point out that I am consistent in my feelings for her. And it is not my fault if Hallmark fails to rotate their inventory.

I lived to tell the story!

Posted by: tbodie at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (j+h+K)

435 Slobbovia is a real place. It wasn't called that, but -
https://tinyurl.com/yacj38kv

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)

436 OK, while we're on the subject of "sh*ithole" I got the earworm of The Cramps live version of Her Love Rubbed Off On Me'' where Lux says, "It's a shithole town, but at least they gave birth to Carl Perkins, this is his song, it's called 'Her Love Rubbed Off'"

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (sRycn)

437 >> How is life treating you, publius? I've been working
>> OVERTIME!

I heard about your 12 hour days. I hope it's worth it. Too much work and no play, you know.

And shoot, duty calls me again. Once again, Dear Old Dad needs something which they've run out, and I've got to make a midnight run to the 24-hr drug store.

Be back soon, I hope.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

438 "Didn't she get hired to advertise that millennial
Heart of Darkness island nightmare music festival where the hipster
20-somethings paid $10k to have their passports confiscated and started
eating each other after six hours?



Did that actually happen or was it a campaign for a teenie horror movie?
"
-Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)

I just wanted to know if anyone thought she was a redhead.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (Ckg4U)

439 A very worthy ONT. A couple of observations on today --

Bezos announced he was donating $33 mil for 1k illegal alien scholarships. That'd fine, I don't GAF what he does with his money, but ...

The next time you click on that Amazon purchase button, remember, you are helping. For that matter, the next time you pay at the register at Whole Paycheck Foods.

Trump has denied that he referred to Haiti as a shithole. Or Africa, for that matter. The only quoted (anonymous) source is the WaPo's second hand Dem source. WaPo? Ain't that owned by the above mentioned dude? Ahem.

Gell-Mann amnesia comes to mind. But hey, the Dems are sooooo anxious to run with this particular shitball that they plan to introduce it as a censure motion in the House. Where the fuck is my fainting couch?

Anyhoo, as many commenters/pundits have mentioned, no one but the Dems GAF is he DID say it, cuz it's a truthbomb. If he didn't say it, he should have.

But my main point here is that WaPo's shit-mongering is accepted as the stone cold truth. And I wouldn't trust them fuckers to catch my parrot's turds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2018 11:56 PM (MQ2up)

440 They are beginning to look very real. If they were only programmed to self clean and that's it, then it would be a gold mine.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)

Sounds like a win/win: co-promote sexbots along with Gwynnie's hoohah steamer. All automated. You could call it, "The Womba".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (sD2WN)

I don't trust my penis and any man's penis under the control of Paltrow. David Fincher put her head in a box. She remembers and see billions of dickheads lopped off as her form of revenge.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:57 PM (g4lFK)

441 , while we're on the subject of "sh*ithole" I got the earworm of The Cramps live version of Her Love Rubbed Off On Me'' where Lux says, "It's a shithole town, but at least they gave birth to Carl Perkins, this is his song, it's called 'Her Love Rubbed Off'"
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (sRycn)

--Crap, now I'm gonna have to listen.

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:58 PM (eLVrv)

442 couldn't they design another bot to clean up the sexbot?

a de-jizz-inizer-bot

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)

443 These fuckers don't get. They think we are going to be appalled that Trump said shithole, but in reality most people just nod in agreement. Then Trump's approval rating takes a jump. Must be frustrating to be a Dummycrat asshole and completely out of touch with reality, since it keeps rising up and biting them in the naughty parts.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (md3fh)

444 She hands me 2, identical, anniversary cards. From me to her. One dated 2015 (date in her hand writing), the other card undated. I point out that I am consistent in my feelings for her. And it is not my fault if Hallmark fails to rotate their inventory.

I lived to tell the story!


Now that's thinking on your feet. Kinda, I guess.

You may yet live, but how comfy is your couch?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

445 couldn't they design another bot to clean up the sexbot?

a de-jizz-inizer-bot
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January




something like a roomba, maybe a hoohaba or something?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)

446 so even more sad, what percentage of the guys with sexbots need viagra too?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

447 Like I said up above, Shop Vac for the win. Just suck 'er out and you're good to go, or come, again.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (md3fh)

448 Dummycrat asshole

Like Mia Love, Erick Erickson, and a bunch of other... oh wait they're Republicans aren't they.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (6FqZa)

449 I just wanted to know if anyone thought she was a redhead.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (Ckg4U)

IIRC from various photos (that I did in no way seek out) she was impossible to verify as she was an advocate of hardwood floors, shall we say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (7AQC5)

450 couldn't they design another bot to clean up the sexbot?


The Dooshba

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (c8EhQ)

451 429
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January




nothing is over until we decide it is
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

Repealing the 19th amendment would be a start. Then tying the right to vote with having to sign up for the draft/selective service. Or tying the right Tim vote with straight up serving in the military.

Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)

452

nothing is over until we decide it is

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)


Exactly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aMlLZ)

453 Just a Fleshlight attached to a power drill works good enough for me.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (g4lFK)

454 Tell ya Logproff, ther're a few songs the Cramps covered that the original version I like better, but mostly I think the cover is better. The Cramps did "Her Love Rubbed Off" is really well.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (sRycn)

455 something like a roomba, maybe a hoohaba or something?

---

the pussy does not ride it. it rides the pussy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (vChNs)

456 couldn't they design another bot to clean up the sexbot?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)


Who washes the washbots?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)

457 "nothing is over until we decide it is"

-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)



"Exactly."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aMlLZ)

It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:05 AM (Ckg4U)

458 You capitalists are so frivolous! We only need one model of sexbot. I put my hope in Venezuela as eventually developing the ultimate sexbot.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (/qEW2)

459 456 couldn't they design another bot to clean up the sexbot?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)

Who washes the washbots?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)

The Gypies.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (g4lFK)

460 well, at least I did one good deed today - someone made a comment about how depressing life is lately back in Feb. 2017, in a movie review, so I commented "Hillary Clinton will never be President. :^)"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (6FqZa)

461 And shoot, duty calls me again. Once again, Dear Old Dad needs something which they've run out, and I've got to make a midnight run to the 24-hr drug store.

Be back soon, I hope.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

Bless you in your service!

I'm drunk and disorderly. No, fuck you and you know who you are, LOL! Your headohones don't even work!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (cu8/f)

462 It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

This situations calls for a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody's part!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (5wCUq)

463 You capitalists are so frivolous! We only need one model of sexbot. I put my hope in Venezuela as eventually developing the ultimate sexbot.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (/qEW2)

This is about rape, isn't it Bernie?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (g4lFK)

464 Nice job, Vodka!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (Ckg4U)

465 RUM!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (cu8/f)

466 Just the punchline for Pearl Harbor joke:

"But Madam, dose Fokkers vas flying Messerschmidts!"

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (md3fh)

467 Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

Prayers, as always, for Joyce and the whole ibguy clan!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (prxs+)

468 You may yet live, but how comfy is your couch?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)

She laughed. It's all good.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (j+h+K)

469 Ah sheesh.

Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)

470 And yes, I have a cold.

How bad, do you ask?

The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

471 Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January



coke should clear that right up.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

472 Try a Starbucks enema. Should clear things right up.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)

473 Also, these Cherry Honey Ricola lozenges are addictive...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

474 sheesh.

Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)

Get an authentic Italian restuarnt made pizza. Extra cheese and whatever else you love.

YOLO!

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (g4lFK)

475 The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

So a good night, all in all?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (7AQC5)

476 dash dash dash, I have some 1893 cola in the fridge... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

477 Try a Starbucks enema. Should clear things right up.
Posted by: Ruthless at January




make sure you take the coffee out of the bag first.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)

478 Oooo, the colors!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

479 Aetius, you said it!

Been dancing' the cha-cha with Mila all night long... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

480 461 And shoot, duty calls me again. Once again, Dear Old Dad needs something which they've run out, and I've got to make a midnight run to the 24-hr drug store.

Be back soon, I hope.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

Bless you in your service!

I'm drunk and disorderly. No, fuck you and you know who you are, LOL! Your headohones don't even work!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (cu8/f)

---

I got the midnight call yesterday. Dad slipped off the bed* and could not get up. Nor can Mom hoist him. So off I went. luckily only 10 minutes
away.

* beer may have been involved

At my last count I am not only infinitely in their debt. been making steady progress.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (vChNs)

481 dash dash dash, I have some 1893 cola in the fridge... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January




Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

482 The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

You have the makings of some Purple Drank. Just avoid any white-hispanics.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (5wCUq)

483 Try a Starbucks enema. Should clear things right up.


Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)

Aha. The old crapacinno cure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (sD2WN)

484 This situations calls for a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody's part!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (5wCUq)

---

do I have to run for president AGAIN?

Posted by: Hillary at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (vChNs)

485 "...your cabinet ministers openly take bribes while your former presidente wiretaps political opponents with the help of the National Police Force in order to rig an election...oh, wait..."

If no one has already said it, this wins the internet.

Posted by: Delayna at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (KNFU5)

486 Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January



Pizza? I wouldn't care, I would take it intravenous if I had to. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (aMlLZ)

487 Monk, LOL.

There's actually a pretty good new place right in my town here, called Aliacci. Looking forward to getting 'em again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)

488 Prince, LOL ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)

489 470 And yes, I have a cold.

How bad, do you ask?

The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

Rum, Coke, and codiene. You don't need pizza with that action.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (g4lFK)

490 Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January

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come to me child

Posted by: Surstromming at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (vChNs)

491 Berserker, also LOL!

In fairness, I had a slice at Costco earlier today. But I'm one of these who could eat pizza for every meal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

492 Monk, could you USB me some rum? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

493 Tell ya Logproff, ther're a few songs the Cramps covered that the original version I like better, but mostly I think the cover is better. The Cramps did "Her Love Rubbed Off" is really well.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (sRycn)

--I had to give that a listen because a) my Stay Sick cassette is long gone and b) they played that song when I saw them live and that was the song where Lux was literally climbing the rafters at The Boathouse.

That was a great show in itself but it also has sentimental value because it happened during a grim time of my life.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eLVrv)

494 Rum, Coke, and codiene. You don't need pizza with that action.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (g4lFK)

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feeling pretty left out here

Posted by: sodomy and the lash at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (vChNs)

495 dash dash dash, I have some 1893 cola in the fridge... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January

I do believe this is the 1st time I have seen someone go long-hand on a nic.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:16 AM (j+h+K)

496 Pizza. Never liked it much until someone told me not to eat the cardboard. Now it's better.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)

497 Oh, sure -- sexbots. Put me down for one of those Svedka spokesbots. The thing is that she'll become all sentient and stuff and hook up with an automated laser scanner at the UPS depot. Where would that leave me?

I would end up alone with an unhousebroken Asimo robot, cleaning up all the cogs and what-not that he poops out onto my kitchen floor. Then we would break out the Svedka and get drunk, waxing nostalgic about the days before the Singularity.

Sexbots: Can't live with 'em, certainly can't get 'em to cook a decent Chicken Marsala, no matter how many "smart" appliances are in my cog-encrusted kitchen.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (y+SdL)

498 and Real Conservative Michael Steele joins the Trump-racist crowd

Posted by: sodomy and the lash at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (vChNs)

499 I made 3 layer homemade spaghetti pie tonight. Noddles, meat sause cheeses and then noddles meat sauce and cheeses.

Comfy AF.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (g4lFK)

500 So a good night, all in all?

You will have dreams. And they'll be good ones.

May they include Kate Upton or Rosamund Pike or a suitable other young starlet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (tRaq7)

501 You want to dream of Rosamund Pike but you dream of Captain Pike. Beep!

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)

502 Anybody watch the Tonya Harding special last night?

Apparently "I, Tonya" is a hit. I *told* y'all everyone wanted to see Margot Robbie in tights!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)

503 Yeah, I'm wasted.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)

504 The thing is that she'll become all sentient and stuff and hook up with an automated laser scanner at the UPS depot. Where would that leave me?

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a million to one kid.

Posted by: Skynet at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (vChNs)

505 I have changed my name to BlockChain 9000 LLC. Let the bidding begin. Ca-ching.

Posted by: BlockChain 9000 LLC at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (qYCgM)

506 In fairness, I had a slice at Costco earlier today. But I'm one of these who could eat pizza for every meal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)


Man, me too. I vowed to one day roll up a whole pizza like a fruit roll and munch the fucker till it was gone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)

507 Yeah, I'm wasted.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)


Need I warm up the cellphone? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)

508 *Follow Up to Last Night's Rant*

WD, read that this morning. You handled it well.

And I really regret missing out on the K-TEL ONT, in real time.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (j+h+K)

509 Speaking of The Cramps, I would ask any would-be sexbot "Can your pussy do the dog?"

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (eLVrv)

510 "Yeah, I'm wasted."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)

I'll be there in seven hours.

...Some would call it "rape".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

511 Monk, could you USB me some rum? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

*spikes rum with MDMA and inserts rum through USB port*

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (g4lFK)

512 507 Yeah, I'm wasted.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)

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OK, lets start the 'interview'

Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 13, 2018 12:21 AM (vChNs)

513 I'll be there in seven hours.

...Some would call it "rape".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)


It's not rape if I WANT IT, LOL!

5 1/2 hours, tops.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)

514 Pizza? I wouldn't care, I would take it intravenous if I had to. lol

I ran a pizza place as a yoot. Good times.

Still love it and will make it from scratch once every millennia.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (tRaq7)

515 Now I'm craving pizza and a long island ice tea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

516 Dear.

Lord.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)

517 "No precip", they said. It's snowing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (w1zJX)

518 But my main point here is that WaPo's shit-mongering is accepted as
the stone cold truth. And I wouldn't trust them fuckers to catch my
parrot's turds.

No shit.
Shit???

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (QCX64)

519 Need I warm up the cellphone? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)

ROFL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (cu8/f)

520 508 *Follow Up to Last Night's Rant*

WD, read that this morning. You handled it well.

And I really regret missing out on the K-TEL ONT, in real time.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (j+h+K)

I would have put him in the camel clutch until he tapped out and admitted he was a commie faggit. But that's just the dad in me speaking

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (g4lFK)

521 "Now I'm craving pizza and a long island ice tea."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)

522 Y'all talk about some weird shit these days.
Hell, I don't even recognize 90% of the names.
What ever happened to appliance repair or buttplug at the San Francisco Street fairs?

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)

523 Well we've dragged this poor sickly ONT past the five double aught mark, but I'm too tired to continue. If it stops breathing give it a few kicks in the nads. Or a Black Rifle enema, that should work. Night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (md3fh)

524 Repealing the 19th amendment would be a start. Then tying the right to vote with having to sign up for the draft/selective service. Or tying the right Tim vote with straight up serving in the military.

Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)


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As you note in @425 there are "white knights". What are you going to do about liberal men who vote?

None of the stupidest, most evil abuses from liberalism would have been possible without liberal men: the worst excesses of feminism, the rot in public schools and universities (see WeirdDave's cutural Marxism video), the fact that we are being invaded and disenfranchised through immigration for decades - it wasn't primarily feminists who did that.

I think the best suggestion I've heard here is - if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote. Maybe even, if you are able bodied and receive entitlements, you don't vote ... for anything including judges or the town dog catcher.

If you have no skin in the game, you don't get to exploit other people who do. That approach leaves bleeding heart women free to vote for bad policies, but as I noted above, I don't think it's only (or even primarily) the women. Although I'd concede that woman and other groups targeted by identitarians are probably more likely to be spooked into voting for their "identity group" than, say white males.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)

525 What ever happened to appliance repair or buttplug at the San Francisco Street fairs?
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)


Turns out they're kinda the same topic now.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (y87Qq)

526 Pizza at the Costco snack bar is the bomb.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eLVrv)

527 Ugh, away dishevelled commie sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (/qEW2)

528 12:30 here, saw-ette #2 still returning from track meet tonight. 28 minutes away still...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (vChNs)

529 "Now I'm craving pizza and a long island ice tea."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

Who doesn't?


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)


yeah, I'm settling on mead and potato chips. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)

530 logprof, yup. Pretty good New York-style pie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)

531 I also picked me up some more choice filets at Costco, and some of their chicken tortilla soup.

My go-to dinner for when I'm trying to GAINZZ it up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

532 Apparently "I, Tonya" is a hit...
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ISWYDT, and it's not funny.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at January 13, 2018 12:27 AM (nBBdT)

533 "yeah, I'm settling on mead and potato chips. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (Ckg4U)

534 I should probably teach myself how to make a good steak pizzaiola.

Can't decide between pizza and steak? Why not have both? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (eMKNe)

535 137) How bad does yer coffee have to be that before you can drink it you process it through yer butt?
Like everything else, there comes a time to change brands.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (RuIsu)

536 524 Repealing the 19th amendment would be a start. Then tying the right to vote with having to sign up for the draft/selective service. Or tying the right Tim vote with straight up serving in the military.

Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)

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As you note in @425 there are "white knights". What are you going to do about liberal men who vote?

None of the stupidest, most evil abuses from liberalism would have been possible without liberal men: the worst excesses of feminism, the rot in public schools and universities (see WeirdDave's cutural Marxism video), the fact that we are being invaded and disenfranchised through immigration for decades - it wasn't primarily feminists who did that.

I think the best suggestion I've heard here is - if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote. Maybe even, if you are able bodied and receive entitlements, you don't vote ... for anything including judges or the town dog catcher.

If you have no skin in the game, you don't get to exploit other people who do. That approach leaves bleeding heart women free to vote for bad policies, but as I noted above, I don't think it's only (or even primarily) the women. Although I'd concede that woman and other groups targeted by identitarians are probably more likely to be spooked into voting for their "identity group" than, say white males.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)

I agree with your assessment. Net taxpayers. That's the key. Lots of corporate and government welfare out there to special groups,who pay tastes but it's not a net positive in taxes.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (g4lFK)

537 yeah, I'm settling on mead and potato chips. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)

And now I have the munchies.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (j+h+K)

538 When were potato chips invented?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (cu8/f)

539 Hi just a wee bit drunk wheeeeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (PmCoA)

540 531 I also picked me up some more choice filets at Costco, and some of their chicken tortilla soup.

My go-to dinner for when I'm trying to GAINZZ it up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

Thanks God you are alive. I couldn't handle another person OD___ on me in one week .

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (g4lFK)

541 Miley, hey! :-)

I believe potato chips were a 19th century invention, along with canned soup.

I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

542 What are you going to do about liberal men who vote?


Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)


In a perfect world? Line the streets with their impaled rotting corpses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (aMlLZ)

543 And now I have the munchies.
Did the coffee enemas triggered it?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (QCX64)

544 Hey lousagirl, have some cough syrup! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

545 And now I have the munchies.

#MeToo and I have pizza rolls.

brb...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (tRaq7)

546 I'm out, g'night all you lurvely pretend internet friends. Be good!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (sRycn)

547 Potato Chips:

"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

548 Per Wiki, potato chips originated in England in the early 1800s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

549 How bad does yer coffee have to be that before you can drink it you process it through yer butt?
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We've substituted Folger's Crystals for Gwyneth's usual brand, let's see if she can tell the difference.

Posted by: Folgers Coffee Co. at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (nBBdT)

550 So my phone pooped out and I went back to my iPhone 4 interesting its
just so old haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (PmCoA)

551 G'Night, Dr. Julius Strangepork.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (Ckg4U)

552 I believe potato chips were a 19th century invention, along with canned soup.

I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

Try Campbell's tomato soup with Italian spices, and handfuls of popcorn.

An old college standby. Cheap. Filling. Delicious.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (cu8/f)

553 Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York.

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for PowWowChow Vol-2

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (vChNs)

554 Turns out there really was a Laura Scudder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Scudder

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

555 When were potato chips invented?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (cu8/f)


Probably when the first drunken asshole tripped and fell into a campfire with a potato.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)

556

Pasteur invented the modern version of canned food - i.e. little ptomaine poisoning - at the behest of the French military who were looking for a way to feed the troops with relatively little cannibalism...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (t3kPl)

557
logprof, yup. Pretty good New York-style pie.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Magic Bush Pie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (IqV8l)

558 Miley, mmm, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

559 not sure when, but i heard a 'how' - some customer got snippy that the potato chips (=fries) were too wide, so were too potatoey and soggy, so the restaurant owner deliberately just gave him the "burned" edges, with all that salt on the outside. That'll show him!

And the customer loved it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (6FqZa)

560 Duh, Cramps link:

https://youtu.be/F0OTys1m_lA

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (eLVrv)

561 old college standby. Cheap. Filling. Delicious.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




you know that is how my old college standby described me.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

562 "I think the best suggestion I've heard here is - if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote. Maybe even, if you are able bodied and receive entitlements, you don't vote ... for anything including judges or the town dog catcher. "

That was the logic behind the rule, in the early days before there were income taxes or sales taxes, that only Property Owners were allowed to vote.

I think it was a good rule, but I don't think we could ever get back to it. Not in this civilization, at least. Maybe in the next one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (V2Yro)

563 In Vino, so *that's* how the French troops got soft. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (eMKNe)

564 "Hi just a wee bit drunk wheeeeeeee."
-Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (PmCoA)

Welcome aboard, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)

565 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

...and that's when the Great Potato Chip Fight started...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (tRaq7)

566 should probably teach myself how to make a good steak pizzaiola.


It's not hard, it's called a Stromboli. I make them all the time.

Take a pizza dough, roll it out but make a long oval shape instead of a round one. Pizza sauce right down the middle, then steak(cooked) and cover with cheese. Fold one side of the dough over the ingredients, and then kneed the ends together. It'll look like an elongated capital D. Use your pizza cutter to trim the curved side of the "D", poke a couple of vent holes in the top and toss her in the oven. Yum!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (bYk1t)

567 I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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They were smart to avoid vichyssoise.

Posted by: Bon Vivant Inc. at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (cp1if)

568 ahh, my childhood memory turns out to have been accurate.

except I thought it was a New Yorker who served up the chips.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)

569 In a perfect world? Line the streets with their impaled rotting corpses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

Cheap, effective, and Febreze stock would skyrocket.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (5wCUq)

570 when the Great Potato Chip Fight started...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January




more commonly referred to as the Civil War.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

571 Potato Chips:

"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.

In many ways this is the story of......

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)

572 Bon Vivant, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (eMKNe)

573 Potato Chips:

"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.

In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January




so it is more or less the nineteenth century version of the guy shining judge smales shoes in caddyshack.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (MTjB1)

574 Dammit now I wish I had potato chips

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (PmCoA)

575 Y'all talk about some weird shit these days.
Hell, I don't even recognize 90% of the names.
What ever happened to appliance repair or buttplug at the San Francisco Street fairs?

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)


========

I have a question Bob. A tambourine can't play a song. Why isn't it "Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a rhythm for me"?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (/qEW2)

576
Native American George Crum was employed as a chef

Potato chips are pow wow chow!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)

577 you know that is how my old college standby described me.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

Were you at Dartmouth?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cu8/f)

578 Native American George Crum was employed as a chef

Potato chips are pow wow chow!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)


Go goodum with peacepipe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

579 Bon Vivant, LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Ha! I thought the reference was wasted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cp1if)

580 Dammit now I wish I had potato chips
Posted by: lousa

You have a phone that poops. Don't get too greedy wanting your cake and eating it too

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (g4lFK)

581 The Lemon Pipers - Green Tambourine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZJuIx-LW8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (tRaq7)

582 20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)

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Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium

Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)

583 Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.



In many ways this is the story of......

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)

Quick! No peeking! What was the name of the dinner guest, and what was the name of the chef?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (sD2WN)

584 "In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.

In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2hHPPwtmQ

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

585 Were you at Dartmouth?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cu8/f)


I went to Oden's School of Metal, otherwise known as Fuck U. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (aMlLZ)

586 parts of West Virginia are shitholes, sadly. open-pit, tear-the-tops-off-hills mining, and lots of heroin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)

587 Jesus wept, Venezuela.
Fucking Sean penn

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (PmCoA)

588 Were you at Dartmouth?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January



no, much further west. were you?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

589 bth, don't tell John Denver. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

590 I went to Oden's School of Metal, otherwise known as Fuck U. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (aMlLZ)

I had a really nice Odin medallion, but I gave it to my young lover back in 1996.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)

591 583 Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.



In many ways this is the story of......

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)

Quick! No peeking! What was the name of the dinner guest, and what was the name of the chef?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (sD2WN)

Some asshole returning food he didn't like,and grumble grumble Harry Crum?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)

592 parts of West Virginia are shitholes, sadly. open-pit, tear-the-tops-off-hills mining, and lots of heroin.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)


Gonna be even rougher when the mines dry up and the heroin companies leave. Nothing sadder than an old dying Appalachian heroin town.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (y87Qq)

593 Jesus wept, Venezuela.
Fucking Sean penn

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (PmCoA)


Leftists have been the destroyers of civilizations since man came down from the trees.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)

594 no, much further west. were you?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

Yes. Back when men were men.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (cu8/f)

595 Go goodum with peacepipe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

I thought Funyuns was the traditional accompaniment to peacepipe.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (5wCUq)

596

The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota is the single biggest shithole in the US. Beyond unbelievable. And I say that as an inducted clan member of one of the tribal societies.

Ironic, given that the land, once thought to be worthless, is some of the prettiest high plains and Black Hills acreage anywhere...

Oh, the stories...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (t3kPl)

597 Oh sweet Barstool Sports won their lawsuit against the NFL

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eLVrv)

598 I had a really nice Odin medallion, but I gave it to my young lover back in 1996.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)


Oden is appeased. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (aMlLZ)

599 You can't have indoor plumbing without The Patriarchy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (rnAwa)

600 parts of West Virginia are shitholes, sadly. open-pit, tear-the-tops-off-hills mining, and lots of heroin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)

That's strip-mining, not open-pit. And if it is done right, it doesn't have destroy the landscape. Alter it, sure, but destroy, no. Backfill the excavations, re-spread the topsoil that was removed and set aside, and plant grasses and quick-growing trees. That's how they strip-mine coal in Alberta.
And if the miniers still had jobs, heroin would not be a problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (sD2WN)

601 Hi Berserker, drinking Grey Goose @ squirt, good stuff haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (PmCoA)

602 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2hHPPwtmQ
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

They don't make them like they used to.

I hear a remake of Caddyshack is being discussed......

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:48 AM (g4lFK)

603 Who's Harry Crumb?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:48 AM (IqV8l)

604 AOP: tinyurl.com/ydd4nhdk

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (6FqZa)

605 So Minute Rice s like poop extrusions?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (cu8/f)

606

Lousagirl, you're squirting in your Grey Goose ?!?

OK, I'm down with that...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (t3kPl)

607 Hi Berserker, drinking Grey Goose @ squirt, good stuff haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (PmCoA)


Drinking the good stuff, huh? I can't handle vodka, it tastes like hospital in a bottle. Bury it in a long island ice tea though and I'm all in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (aMlLZ)

608 Thanks, btw, for setting me straight on the difference between open pit and strip mining.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (6FqZa)

609 >> I'm drunk and disorderly.

Oooh. Don't temp your humble butler, Your Grace. He's in a...state.

They were playing Pink Floyd on the radio. Don't need no education. Well, I do need an "education". Always want to learn some new tricks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)

610 The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)


========

Crum was the Newton of potato chips. I am the Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: Mr. Pringles at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (/qEW2)

611 Some asshole returning food he didn't like,and grumble grumble Harry Crum?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)

Point is, Harry Crum's name is remembered and honored for the invention of the potato chip, and the name of the dinner guest is lost to history (or at least neglected in the many re-tellings of this story).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (sD2WN)

612 They don't make them like they used to.

I hear a remake of Caddyshack is being discussed......
Posted by: Monk at January




probably be as funny as a remake of blazing saddles.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

613 596

The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota is the single biggest shithole in the US. Beyond unbelievable. And I say that as an inducted clan member of one of the tribal societies.

Ironic, given that the land, once thought to be worthless, is some of the prettiest high plains and Black Hills acreage anywhere...

Oh, the stories...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (t3kPl)

Isn't drug manufacturing basically legal on Indian Reservations because the Feds have no jurisdiction?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:51 AM (g4lFK)

614
probably be as funny as a remake of blazing saddles.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM


The sheriff is a honkey!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson 2018 at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (IqV8l)

615 remake of blazing saddles.

I think they were trying to do "current year blazing saddles" in A Million Ways To Die In The West

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (6FqZa)

616 Oooh. Don't temp your humble butler, Your Grace. He's in a...state.

They were playing Pink Floyd on the radio. Don't need no education. Well, I do need an "education". Always want to learn some new tricks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)

Don't toy with me, publius. I'm wrecked.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (cu8/f)

617 Yes. Back when men were men.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




and women were glad of it?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

618 Oh sweet Barstool Sports won their lawsuit against the NFL

I know that's good, but I don't remember why it's good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (tRaq7)

619 611 Some asshole returning food he didn't like,and grumble grumble Harry Crum?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)

Point is, Harry Crum's name is remembered and honored for the invention of the potato chip, and the name of the dinner guest is lost to history (or at least neglected in the many re-tellings of this story).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (sD2WN)

To be fair, Harry Crum was a private detective played by John Candy.

I thought it was Harry Crum but it was Chef Crum.

But I get your point. I used to be a waiter and cook and the pickiness of people jsst came off as being more of assholes trying to dominate others.

This was the Fight Clib ers mind you.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (g4lFK)

620 Isn't drug manufacturing basically legal on Indian Reservations because the Feds have no jurisdiction?
Posted by: Monk

Actually the Feds do have jurisdiction for some things, and just take it for some others. Tribal laws also outlaw it, meaning you have to pay the right guys.

Amusingly, there are very few stills, as the liquor store guys just off the Res pay to have homebrews suppressed. Whiteclay NE, population 200, sells > 4 MILLION cans of beer yearly...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (t3kPl)

621
Oh hell, I'm always in a...state.

Re the sexbot clean-up technology. Patience, patience. They don't get things all perfected at once.

I'm sure the Japanese will come up with some clever to keep 'em squeaky clean.

After you're done. You just put in 'er in the shower stall, hook upthe water port, put in the detergent pack, and press the clean mode button.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (8O3HH)

622 They were playing Pink Floyd on the radio. Don't need no education. Well, I do need an "education". Always want to learn some new tricks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)


I don't stray from metal much, but pink Floyd is some fun stuff to play. Well a few songs anyway. Comfortably numb and Time are pretty fun. I have very limited diversions, but they somehow nudged their way in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (aMlLZ)

623 AOP: tinyurl.com/ydd4nhdk

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (6FqZa)

Fucking Wobblies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (sD2WN)

624 Yes. Back when men were men.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_JqltsgPM

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

625 624 Yes. Back when men were men.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January

And women were women.
And sheep were nervous.

#BlameTheNyquil

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 12:56 AM (rJUlF)

626 Untimately I believe Crom played a divine hand in the orgin story of potato chips.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:57 AM (g4lFK)

627 >> Don't toy with me, publius. I'm wrecked.

Oh, sorry Ma'am. I'll behave. But good thing you're not telepathic.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:57 AM (8O3HH)

628 Support Your Local Sheriff > Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (xsVNp)

629 I'm just glad I didn't accidentally post pr0n into the tinyurl. (Only ace should do that.)

Apparently my search bar thinks I'm a lonely pervert.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)

630 >> I don't stray from metal much, but pink Floyd is
>> some fun stuff to play.

It was the local classic rock station. They've put Floyd in the rotation of late. Or at least put it in at the times I listen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (8O3HH)

631 Waves at Miley

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (mMeIQ)

632 620 Isn't drug manufacturing basically legal on Indian Reservations because the Feds have no jurisdiction?
Posted by: Monk

Actually the Feds do have jurisdiction for some things, and just take it for some others. Tribal laws also outlaw it, meaning you have to pay the right guys.

Amusingly, there are very few stills, as the liquor store guys just off the Res pay to have homebrews suppressed. Whiteclay NE, population 200, sells > 4 MILLION cans of beer yearly...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (t3kPl)

I did not know that. I thought it was anything goes and Tribal law was law of the land.

Any white lightening from any home made stills? Favored? I love some shine

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (g4lFK)

633 Oh sweet Barstool Sports won their lawsuit against the NFL

I know that's good, but I don't remember why it's good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (tRaq7)

--NFL ripped off a slogan from Barstool Sports and made $$$ selling T shirts with it.

David beat Goliath.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (eLVrv)

634

Miley, you are well overdue to take the next turn up the spiral of your life - UP - and there are some very nasty, er, interesting gentlemen here, several online tonight, who might be your type. Make the leap girl, it's time. Chat 'em up.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:00 AM (t3kPl)

635 Apparently my search bar thinks I'm a lonely pervert.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Go on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:00 AM (t3kPl)

636 Hi dogshow!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (6FqZa)

637 Support Your Local Sheriff > Blazing Saddles.

Heretic!

There is no funnier movie in the history of ever than Blazing Saddles.

Unless they make What Happened into a movie, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (tRaq7)

638 Artificial womb will be the game changer. It's a race between that and the welfare state collapsing.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)

639 has also reduced the Progda establishment to Jim Leahy levels of insanity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

Been waiting to post this all day:

https://tinyurl.com/y73aofby

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (EZWNE)

640 Any white lightening from any home made stills? Favored? I love some shine.

There is but very low key so they don't get blown up. No volume.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (t3kPl)

641 Tanned, rested and ready.....just Sayin.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (g4lFK)

642 >> Any white lightening from any home made stills?

Around here, that art has pretty much died out. At least the good stuff by those who know what they're doing. They say you can still get some good 'shine in Georgia.

But maybe I'm just not in some loops in the know. We were talking about this last night -- the fun is that it's "tax free" and illegal. You're giving the middle finger to the Man.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

643 Welp, looks like tonight I'm enjoying a delicious Boston Market brand Chicken Parmesan dinner.

Plus my nose is working again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

644 Million Ways to Die in the West is remarkably unfunny.

I ask what Seth McFarlane looks like if he is as edgy as Mel Brooks was in 1972. Well it's the joke he made about Weinstein. "Five nominees who no longer have to pretend to be attracted to him." That joke got gasps, not laughs, because everyone knew.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (rnAwa)

645 Hi bth! How is the hunt going?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)

646 I went to Lees liquor in Vegas big store here i just wanted champagne for New years eve and they had a big ass bottle of my favorite vodka bought it and its good stuff
Just gotta say
just about done with the disrespect of everyfuckingbody for my President Trump
Yes he is President Trump he won fair and square

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (PmCoA)

647 "If potato chips don't exist, Man damn sure better invent 'em"
Saw that on the back of a Tull album... Or something like it anyway.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (RuIsu)

648 >> very nasty, er, interesting gentlemen

I'm a choir boy sir. I have no idea where you got those ideas.

And besides, "nasty" is such a sordid sounding word. Naughty would be nicer.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (8O3HH)

649 There is no funnier movie in the history of ever than Blazing Saddles

You might be right.

There are comedies that I enjoy better as movies - like Galaxy Quest - but for sheer lolz/minute I can't think of anything superior to Saddles.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (6FqZa)

650 ''I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.
Posted by: qdpsteve ''

My sister's favorite was Pepper Pot. Bet nobody remembers that one. It was made with tripe.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (jm1YL)

651 I'm spiralling, alright.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)

652 640 Any white lightening from any home made stills? Favored? I love some shine.

There is but very low key so they don't get blown up. No volume.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (t3kPl)

Peyote? Dear lord I love that stuff. It's a spiritual experience. Do y'all do that in your tribe on your reservation?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (g4lFK)

653 Tuna, how long ago was that?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)

654

Up my dear, UP.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (t3kPl)

655 Cromulent chips

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (IqV8l)

656 "I'm spiralling, alright."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)

Call me, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)

657 There is no funnier movie in the history of ever than Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January




nope

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

658 oh, the job hunt went... terrible as a whole this week. car wouldn't start just before I was supposed to attend the interview. (this wasn't the weed interview, it was another one)

I did get it rescheduled at least.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (6FqZa)

659 My sister's favorite was Pepper Pot. Bet nobody remembers that one. It was made with tripe.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (jm1YL)

Sounds like menudo. A mexican soup made of tripe, and rumored to be a sovereign remedy for hangovers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (sD2WN)

660 642 >> Any white lightening from any home made stills?

Around here, that art has pretty much died out. At least the good stuff by those who know what they're doing. They say you can still get some good 'shine in Georgia.

But maybe I'm just not in some loops in the know. We were talking about this last night -- the fun is that it's "tax free" and illegal. You're giving the middle finger to the Man.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

Game Days during football season. It's everywhere in the open during tailgates.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (g4lFK)

661 I'm spiralling, alright.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)

--Ocean Blue, "Ballerina Out of Control"

https://youtu.be/2FJF4Swq_PU

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (eLVrv)

662 David beat Goliath.

Excellent. In a just world, Roger Goodell would pay that settlement directly out of his own pocket.

My hatred of the No Fun League cannot be measured by any instrument on Earth.

Progs, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (tRaq7)

663 My iPad will not allow any punctuation or other such nonsense kinda like Obama President library for people who dont speak good and stuff

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (PmCoA)

664 Call me, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)

Hoohoo! Are you living dangerously tonight?

I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or respond accordingly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)

665 >>There is no funnier movie in the history of ever than
>> Blazing Saddles

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World is up there too.

I first saw that as a teenager -- and I was laughing so hard, I think I literally rolled in the floor.

Clouseau would do that to me as well. Just get weak in the knees and have to collapse. And close to needing Depends as well.

I don't know why laughing can do that. But it can.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (8O3HH)

666 Menudo is pretty good although I'm unsure how it works for hangovers. Maybe it's like chicken soup, something that works for colds.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (6FqZa)

667 I couldn't imagine drinking moonshone. I use everclear to make shellac, and a drank a little to see how it is. Just damn....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (aMlLZ)

668 And I think Campbells took their Manhattan-style Clam chowder out of production, too, since I haven't seen it in decades. I used to like it. For the white clam chowder, Snow's is the shiznit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (sD2WN)

669 638 Artificial womb will be the game changer. It's a race between that and the welfare state collapsing.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)


We're working on it...

Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)

670 "Hoohoo! Are you living dangerously tonight?
I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or respond accordingly.
"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)

Don't call me. Get some sleep!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)

671 Yup, my typing is going to shit. gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)

672 >> I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or
>> respond accordingly.

Don't worry, no problem. I just hope you get a laugh.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (8O3HH)

673 Anyway night you lovelies gonna go listen to some music
God Bless

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)

674 Clouseau would do that to me as well. Just get weak in the knees and have to collapse. And close to needing Depends as well.

I don't know why laughing can do that. But it can.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (8O3HH)

I own the entire Pink Panther series with Peter Sellers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (cu8/f)

675 I know they were still making it in the 70's. It was hard to find though. I'm a boomer and grew up in the 50's and 60's and it was very common. It wasn't my favorite but my youngest sister adored it. The other loved Bean with Bacon and my favorite has always been Ministrone.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (jm1YL)

676 I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or respond accordingly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)


Sounds like you achieved kolinahr.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (aMlLZ)

677 666 Menudo is pretty good although I'm unsure how it works for hangovers. Maybe it's like chicken soup, something that works for colds.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (6FqZa)


They were so dreamy before they all hit puberty...

Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (itfg0)

678 BS was funny BB. It just wasn't what everyone makes it out to be. I don't think it has aged well - not as well as SYLS. It's certainly no Raising Arizona...

And yes, there is still some good shine being produced in the hills of VA & NC, but it's all small batch. And it's become so expensive it's ridonculous. Might as well buy the legal stuff at the liquor store.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (xsVNp)

679 Don't call me. Get some sleep!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)

NOBODY tells me when to go to bed!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (cu8/f)

680 Mmmm, pizza rolls...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (tRaq7)

681 Berserker - I heard the Appalachians got their "moonshine" / "mountain dew" up to a pretty good level over the years they perfected it. I imagine when it gets TOO good they just go legit and sell it legally.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (6FqZa)

682 Time to say goodnight.

Goodnight, y'all.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (j+h+K)

683 couldn't imagine drinking moonshone. I use everclear to make shellac, and a drank a little to see how it is. Just damn....
Posted by: Berserke

We add flavors. It will light you up. Gets the party started and the panties dropping...... With consent.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)

684 ''And I think Campbells took their Manhattan-style Clam chowder out of production, too, since I haven't seen it in decades. I used to like it. For the white clam chowder, Snow's is the shiznit.''

They used to make Chili soup which I also liked. Haven't seen that one in ages though.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (jm1YL)

685 damn... i stop to eat dinner and we're north of #666

oh well, it's gonna be *that* kind of weekend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (RCJ3M)

686 Julian, what's a shit hawk?

Posted by: Bubbles at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (eLVrv)

687 "NOBODY tells me when to go to bed!"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (cu8/f)

Okay, stuffy. You do you... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)

688

The Sellers Pink Panther movies are beyond funny, Lord I love those.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (t3kPl)

689 539 Hi just a wee bit drunk wheeeeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl


Well hurry up and catch up then.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (MQ2up)

690 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)

----

Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium

Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)


========

I'm not too sure that 70% is white. Just like I suspect is the case with 99% of the acid attackers and victims in London.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (/qEW2)

691 >> I own the entire Pink Panther series with Peter
>> Sellers.

I should get that.

And Steve Martin should be flogged for defiling Peter Sellers' memory with his awful attempt at the character. I tried to watch that, and couldn't. It was turrible.

I think he also defile Phil Silvers' memory.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)

692 58 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)

693 G'Night, tbodie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (Ckg4U)

694 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight!
Happy MLK Day weekend everyone!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (eMKNe)

695 oh well, it's gonna be *that* kind of weekend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (RCJ3M)

HEARTLESS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)

696 686 Julian, what's a shit hawk?

About 3 lbs...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (t3kPl)

697 Berserker - I heard the Appalachians got their "moonshine" / "mountain dew" up to a pretty good level over the years they perfected it. I imagine when it gets TOO good they just go legit and sell it legally.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (6FqZa)

There is a place that does make it legally in Tenn. I believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the tax man so it's all legit

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (g4lFK)

698 "Stuffy"? "Stuffy"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)

699 And I think Campbells took their Manhattan-style Clam chowder out of production, too, since I haven't seen it in decades. I used to like it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (sD2WN)


Must be regional, they have it around here in Michigan pretty much everywhere. It is indeed good stuff. I kind of miss their "wonton" soup though. It's like wontons as made by aliens who don't eat earth food but once heard wontons described. I think it's just chicken dumplings that failed QA. I still get an odd craving for it though, it used to be everywhere back on the east coast.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (y87Qq)

700 We add flavors. It will light you up. Gets the party started and the panties dropping...... With consent.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)


I bet. that shit is evil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)

701 58 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)

Speechless.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (cu8/f)

702 NOBODY tells me when to go to bed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January




well, don't believe that even for a minute.

Do believe no one ever told you to get out of bed.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

703 690 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)

----

Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium

Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)

========

I'm not too sure that 70% is white. Just like I suspect is the case with 99% of the acid attackers and victims in London.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (/qEW2)

I'm part Scottish and it's easily Scotland.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (g4lFK)

704 58 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)


I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

705 Shit hawks don't exist he's just drunk

Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (eLVrv)

706 And Steve Martin should be flogged for defiling Peter Sellers' memory with his awful attempt at the character. I tried to watch that, and couldn't. It was turrible.
I think he also defile Phil Silvers' memory.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

So True. Sir, you are a scholar, and a gentleman. And nasty. Don't try and get by with that 'naughty' mask, we know better and respect you all the more for it!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (t3kPl)

707 "Stuffy"? "Stuffy"?...
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)

YEAH, I SAID IT!

Posted by: Mark Levin at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)

708 HEARTLESS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
---
HEART BREAKER!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)

709 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World is up there too.

What's Up Doc was pretty funny too. Only saw it once and inhalables may have been involved.

Lots of good funny flix out there, but several stand head and shoulders above the rest. Blazing Saddles is the best IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (tRaq7)

710 Do believe no one ever told you to get out of bed.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

That's true.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (cu8/f)

711 8 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January




well did you ever fuck one?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (MTjB1)

712 704 58 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)


I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

(types)
(deletes)
(drinks more NyQuil)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (rJUlF)

713 HEARTLESS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
---
HEART BREAKER!


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)


HEARTPLUG

baron fat ass something or other

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)

714 We add flavors. It will light you up. Gets the party started and the panties dropping...... With consent.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)


I bet. that shit is evil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)

It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)

715 ..."I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)

716
YEAH, I SAID IT!

Posted by: Mark Levin at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)


Well, you're broadcasting from your secret bunker, so you can say anything you want, and get away with it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (cu8/f)

717

There are a couple commercial shines in the stores here. Good stuff. I think a couple corn and maybe one potato (gluten free!)

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (t3kPl)

718 HEART BREAKER!


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)

DREAM MAKER!
LOVE TAKER!
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rJUlF)

719
Nasty boys sometimes like to tell them to get out of bed. You know, for more athletic....games.

'Course nasty boys with bad knees can only imagine things like that, now.

Maybe the sexbot tech can take care of that. They can pick you up or something.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (8O3HH)

720 705 Shit hawks don't exist he's just drunk
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (eLVrv)

Why is Trailer Park Boys not the official Moron how-to guide?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (EZWNE)

721 There is a place that does make it legally in Tenn. I believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the tax man so it's all legit
Posted by: Monk
------------

Micro-distilleries are all the rage
http://www.microdistillerymap.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)

722 I bask. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (cu8/f)

723 Go to bed you big dope!
Had to be said if you love Mark levin

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (PmCoA)

724 It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)


WASP's Hellion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)

725 one potato
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (t3kPl)


* ponders *

...two potato.

Your move.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)

726 > and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?

Ukraine?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (zGsgt)

727 'Course nasty boys with bad knees can only imagine things like that, now.

Overhead trapeze...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (t3kPl)

728 There is a place that does make it legally in Tenn. I
believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the
tax man so it's all legit

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (g4lFK)

I had some for-real moonshine a few years ago in St. Louis. It was flavored with peach, and was very nice stuff.
I have since seen "craft-distilled" moonshine, put up in Mason jars, in the booze departments of truck-stop C-stores. And I drove by a "craft distillery" in some small town in Montana on U.S. 93 near the Idaho line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (sD2WN)

729 >> Don't try and get by with that 'naughty' mask,

Debauched, probably would be getting into the ball park.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (8O3HH)

730 well belarus has to be a contender

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (MTjB1)

731 bth...... Glad you got it rescheduled. What about the weed one?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (mMeIQ)

732 Orson Welles in a Japanese Whiskey Ad

https://youtu.be/GveTzOQNCrM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (rnAwa)

733 715 ..."I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

*HAH!*

Where's BEN ROETHLIGSBERGER when I need him?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (EZWNE)

734 It's not over till the Japs nuke Pearl Necklace.

And with that, I'm off to the snoozer.

Too many hours n' miles t'day, and that's all I've got.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

735 "Sometimes...........It's like a SWITCHA........"

Posted by: Lincoln Hawk at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (t2yDE)

736 ...two potato.
Your move.
Posted by: hogmartin

Hot potato.

Or, if you are Hitlery, hot steaming squishy potato. In the depends. * hic *

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (t3kPl)

737
''It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?''

It's not metal but "Copperhead Road'' by Steve Earle would be appropriate

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (jm1YL)

738 Where's BEN ROETHLIGSBERGER when I need him?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (EZWNE)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...WAIT, WHAT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLIGSBURGERMEISTER, DAMMIT at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (rJUlF)

739 Micro-distilleries are all the rage

http://www.microdistillerymap.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)

Aha! That would be Willie's Distillery, in Ennis. MT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (sD2WN)

740 G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)

741 Ok just ate chocolate candy and now really saying goodnight and, yeah gonna go watch crazy liberal crybabies on youtube

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (PmCoA)

742 Good night Jim

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (mMeIQ)

743 Overhead trapeze...

Two words: bungee cords.

Lots and lots of bungee cords.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (tRaq7)

744 Good night, Jim

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (rJUlF)

745 I had some for-real moonshine a few years ago in St. Louis. It was flavored with peach, and was very nice stuff.
I have since seen "craft-distilled" moonshine, put up in Mason jars, in the booze departments of truck-stop C-stores. And I drove by a "craft distillery" in some small town in Montana on U.S. 93 near the Idaho line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (sD2WN)

Get you some. It's clean pure alcohol. Peach is amazing and my favorite. Pineapple is good too. Apple is good.

the future is bright in the legal flavored moonshine department.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (g4lFK)

746 711 8 years old. Never have seen Blazing Saddles. Nor made love to a beautiful woman. Do you think there is a correlation?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January




well did you ever fuck one?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (MTjB1)

Now you're just taunting me.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (EZWNE)

747 G'Night, lousagirl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

748 'Night, Jim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (tRaq7)

749 Why is Trailer Park Boys not the official Moron how-to guide?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (EZWNE)

--Search me. There's something the love for every Moron in that series. Well, except Morons who dislike profanity.

Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)

750 We have a bottle of Willie's on our counter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (mMeIQ)

751 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?



Ukraine?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (zGsgt)

I'd say that, right now, Venezuela is aspiring to that status. Most of the people in Venezuela are of Euro origin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (sD2WN)

752 Go to bed you big dope!
Had to be said if you love Mark levin

Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (PmCoA)

You're right.

Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (cu8/f)

753 Some dude came into the Harley place one day around the holidays. He made some cinnamon tasting drink with everclear. can't remember what he called it apple something maybe. Wow that shit had horsepower. One glass and you were on your way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

754 I heard the music and recognized it from The Third Man.

https://youtu.be/2oEsWi88Qv0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (rnAwa)

755 721 There is a place that does make it legally in Tenn. I believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the tax man so it's all legit
Posted by: Monk
------------

Micro-distilleries are all the rage
http://www.microdistillerymap.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)

I thought there were on,y a couple. I'm glad to see they are doing well and spreading. To be fair, you could be getting bathtub gin the old way.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (g4lFK)

756 G'Night, Miley!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

757 "So much whisky, so little time" - Things Churchill might have said

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (y3sT9)

758 Lots and lots of bungee cords.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (tRaq7)

Bungee humping? New sensation at the XXX Games?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (sD2WN)

759 >> Overhead trapeze...

Dammit, I'm trying to remember a company/product name.

They made a uh, "couch" thing, it was engineered, and by a lady engineer IIRC, that optimized position for comfort, and well, other things.

Dammit, I can't remember.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (8O3HH)

760

BC the Third Man is a favorite! Yes, that tune...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:28 AM (t3kPl)

761 East Glasgow supposedly has an average life expectancy of 54 years.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (zGsgt)

762 I find out if I get an interview with the weed guys, next week.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (6FqZa)

763 >> Goodnight, Horde!

Good night your Grace. It was nice to see you tonight. Made my day. Very pleasant dreams.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (8O3HH)

764 Bungee humping?

...and there goes a pizza roll straight out the old nostril...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (tRaq7)

765 --Search me. There's something the love for every Moron in that series. Well, except Morons who dislike profanity.

Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)

Well, I never got into TPB because it didn't some along until after I had given up watching TV. And I have seen a few episodes, but missed out on a lot of the humor, I think, because I never knew the back story. Seems to be a very much "you had to be there" show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (sD2WN)

766 Good bth

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (mMeIQ)

767 @714 Monk-Goddamn Electric by Pantera

@724 Berserker-WTF Yngwie doesn't have a drinking song?

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (fkYmC)

768 'Night Miley

Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (eLVrv)

769 Applejack?

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (xsVNp)

770
--Search me. There's something the love for every Moron in that series. Well, except Morons who dislike profanity.
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)

If profanity makes you squeamish, your Moron membership cannot be renewed. See membership handbook, page 14 Section C, line 6. Right under the Southern Comfort stain.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (EZWNE)

771 > ...and there goes a pizza roll straight out the old nostril...

I no joke saw my buddy laugh an orange wedge out of his nose in High School.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:33 AM (zGsgt)

772 /Sexian sock

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:33 AM (eLVrv)

773 It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)


Actually

ALESTORM "Drink" (pirate metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

Korpiklaani "vodka" ( folk metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

Korpiklanni "wooden pints"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)

774 Ahhhhhh! The swiss!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (rnAwa)

775 I saw Bungee Humping open for Surprise Anal at the XXX Games in Sarejevo in 'o8.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (sD2WN)

776 Artificial womb will be the game changer. It's a race between that and the welfare state collapsing.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)

We're working on it...

Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)


========

Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body. I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a much easier project than creating an artificial womb.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

777

Surprise Butt Sexx?!!

Sadly, must head for dream-town. Another challenging day tomorrow...

Drink one more for me!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:37 AM (t3kPl)

778 Well, I never got into TPB because it didn't some along until after I had given up watching TV. And I have seen a few episodes, but missed out on a lot of the humor, I think, because I never knew the back story. Seems to be a very much "you had to be there" show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (sD2WN)

--Oh man, oh man, AOP.

Start anew with either the first movie, or Season 5 (IMHO the best).

Or just watch Best Of clips on YouTube. Lahey and J-ROC are my favorite characters.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:38 AM (eLVrv)

779 773 It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)


Actually

ALESTORM "Drink" (pirate metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

Korpiklaani "vodka" ( folk metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

Korpiklanni "wooden pints"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)

I'll check that out.

I'd go old faithfull with a four album show for the party. All Metallica: Kill Them All, Ride The Lightening, Master Of Puppets, and And Justice For All

These were pure heat and rage and fire. No emo in those classics. I know cliche but whatever they were incredible.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (g4lFK)

780 Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

An artificial womb would have to be equipped with a telescreen, so that the developing grommit could be suitably indoctrinated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (sD2WN)

781 >> Surprise Anal

That is not advisable. Not one little bit.

Well, the Shep Smith crowd would probably like it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)

782 DREAM MAKER!

LOVE TAKER!

DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
---
too late.

from all accounts, she already did.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:40 AM (RCJ3M)

783 776 Artificial womb will be the game changer. It's a race between that and the welfare state collapsing.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)

We're working on it...

Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)

========

Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body. I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

Burn the witch! Burn!

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:40 AM (g4lFK)

784 That is not advisable. Not one little bit.



Well, the Shep Smith crowd would probably like it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)

No, not advisable. But quite possibly an outcome of bungee humping. That, and fractures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (sD2WN)

785 @773 Berserker-LMAO! I'm in Truckee Ca, been boarding all day with friends that already know the songs you posted. Playing them on my phone. I've never heard any of this stuff.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (fkYmC)

786 Applejack?

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (xsVNp)


YES! That's it. That shit was evil. It went down easy but it was like a pan galactic gargle blaster.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (aMlLZ)

787 Evenin Horde of Unequivocal Muthafuckin MAGNIFICENCE.......

Let me begin by by sayin ALL Ron's an Ette's here deserve nothing but the BEST.

El Supremo.......That Mean helps those Gainz Brah........just channel it effectively. (Btw, weightvest pullups, even 5 lbs more will make a Tremendous difference......especially on the negative.)

Now.....as to the whole "Shithole" nonsense......any of the Horde been to Djibouti?......(It's on the African Continent....)

If so......well, I commiserate with ya. If Oxford Dictionary had any balls.....that would be the definition of Shithole.....(although there are many other worthy contenders)......

The singular response to this Dumbfuckery is the question...."Would YOU live there?"????????

But alas, MSM insanity is the norm.......nothing new.

Excellent ONT WD......Appreciate the Continued Excellence.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (t2yDE)

788 Damn Pantera could rage. Metal takes me back to my middle school and highschool and college years.

Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)

789 -Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)

Everything a young Kekistani boy would need, besides the teet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)

790 Self-fertilizing self-aborting artificial womb, just an ouroboros of abortion. It'll make actual people obsolete overnight. Some John Henry shit right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:45 AM (y87Qq)

791 Good night everyone!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (mMeIQ)

792 "Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
"
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

Just where would such an abomination gestate?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)

793 788 Damn Pantera could rage. Metal takes me back to my middle school and highschool and college years.

Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)

Not to be depressing, but you can never return to the wonder years.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (EZWNE)

794 Berserker-LMAO! I'm in Truckee Ca, been boarding all day with friends that already know the songs you posted. Playing them on my phone. I've never heard any of this stuff.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (fkYmC)


Very cool. I actually got drunk with both those bands on separate occasions. They take drinking to a level that could make the morons go fetal position.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)

795 G'Night, westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:47 AM (Ckg4U)

796 ..."They take drinking to a level that could make the morons go fetal position."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)

Let me meet The Man.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)

797 >> Just where would such an abomination gestate?

Right in the uterus of whichever "mommy" wanted it, I guess.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (8O3HH)

798 792 "Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

Just where would such an abomination gestate?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)


Spiritus Mundi

Posted by: Zombie W. B. Yeats at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (itfg0)

799 ALESTORM "Drink" (pirate metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

>>>>>>>

Love it. I'm a fan now!

Next.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (g4lFK)

800 Trailer Park Boys and Married With Children are the all-time best series for creative insults.

Bud insulting Kelly. Al insulting Marcie. Everyone insulting Randy. J-ROC insulting everyone, and the caveman insults on Sam.

Never gets old.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (eLVrv)

801 metal?

UFO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgR9IXUcNc

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (RCJ3M)

802 LOL @ lute and banjometal!

Pirate Metal rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)

803
I've been looking at "sex furniture", "erotic furniture", "Sex sofas". I believe I found that product I was thinking about, but no name rang a bell. Senility, or ficus poisoning I reckon.

Anyway, I do see good "bad knees" products......

Yep, I'm nasty. That's a good word, indeed, I see know. Just own it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:51 AM (8O3HH)

804 793 788 Damn Pantera could rage. Metal takes me back to my middle school and highschool and college years.

Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)

Not to be depressing, but you can never return to the wonder years.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (EZWNE)

No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)

805 Pirate Metal rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)

Tough to be a pirate without loot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (sD2WN)

806 "Spiritus Mundi"
-Posted by: Zombie W. B. Yeats at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (itfg0)

*HAH!*

...since long ago, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

807 LOL @ lute and banjometal!

Pirate Metal rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)


Those dudes are a riot. They have a lot of good tunes. Great lyrics. They get that pirate shanty sound in a lot of their songs. Them mofos fucking party.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)

808 Let me amend the compliment above.....

HOTTUB AND PLAYMATE MASSEUSES GRADE ONT WD........

No shit, excellent links par excellance.

Very well done Brother.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (t2yDE)

809 Pantera has many good songs.

Favorite? --"Respect"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)

810
Never gets old.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (eLVrv)

The Conky episodes are pure comic genius.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (EZWNE)

811 No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)


You need to listen to Manowar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)

812 "Those dudes are a riot. They have a lot of good tunes. Great lyrics. They get that pirate shanty sound in a lot of their songs. Them mofos fucking party."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)

I'm playing that one over again because it Kicks All Sorts of Ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (Ckg4U)

813 Speaking of pirates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (sD2WN)

814
No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)

Oh. Well. Please proceed.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (EZWNE)

815 "You need to listen to Manowar."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)

^THIS^

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)

816 Listen to Berserker and Hat when it comes to Metal.

I just keep gaining Great Songs from these two.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)

817 @794 Berserker-I did so well drinking last weekend that I had to build up the sack time just to take a peek at my ATM balance. Celebrated the big 5-0 last weekend. Partied from Walnut Creek to the Tenderloin in SF where we severely depleted the whiskey supply.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (fkYmC)

818 Korpiklaani "vodka" ( folk metal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

This folk metal is fucking incrediballs!!!

Why do I have to be so musicially retarded that I can't carry or hear a tune or a Ptah or carry a beat? It's very discouraging.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (g4lFK)

819 The Conky episodes are pure comic genius.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (EZWNE)

--He's the fuckin' man they call . . . . Reveeeeeeeen!

Wasn't crazy about Conky's comeback in S7 though.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (eLVrv)

820 Robert is the king of finding metal bands but Berserker probably knows the actual theory

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (6FqZa)

821 Pirate metal.

I did not know such a genre existed. But now I do.

That was way kewl, Bererker.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (tRaq7)

822 I couldn't carry a tune with a wheelbarrow and a friend.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:00 AM (Ckg4U)

823 I'm going to slam-dance with my buddies to Pirate Metal this Summer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:01 AM (Ckg4U)

824 Evening, Horde- or remnants thereof.

With all the death and destruction Trump caused with the awful tax cuts (I've died twice just this week), I wanted to share a Wall Street Journal article from a economist friend of mine that has a great perspective on the impact of the cuts in various areas.

For those of you that have been around quite a long time, you might know (Don Luskin) from his old blog "The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid". Ace linked to him as a Blogger in Arms and to some of his articles.

https://tinyurl.com/yaajtr9v



Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:02 AM (wf3RQ)

825 816 Listen to Berserker and Hat when it comes to Metal.

I just keep gaining Great Songs from these two.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)

My son graduated with an astrophysics degree. And he is a very good metal drummer. Metal and Metal culture is kick-ass. He introduced me to Lamb of God. Amazing band. Lead singer is a frickin' freedom fighter.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:03 AM (EZWNE)

826 Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body. I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)



Raging against God's design always has unintended results.

Good luck though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:03 AM (7ASy0)

827 I couldn't carry a tune with a wheelbarrow and a friend.
********

I bet you can serenade pretty well. What's the theme song to Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 02:05 AM (xsVNp)

828 No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)


You need to listen to Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)

Confirmed. Almonds activated.

I have to be careful because this music brings out the beast in me and it's hard to contain. I used to be very wild up until age 29.

I'm literally salivating right now

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (g4lFK)

829 For those of you that have been around quite a long
time, you might know (Don Luskin) from his old blog "The Conspiracy to
Keep You Poor and Stupid". Ace linked to him as a Blogger in Arms and to
some of his articles.



https://tinyurl.com/yaajtr9v









Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:02 AM (wf3RQ)

That was interesting, and thoughtful. And commendably brief.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (sD2WN)

830
Why do I have to be so musicially retarded that I can't carry or hear a tune or a Ptah or carry a beat? It's very discouraging.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (g4lFK)

Because good music requires a good audience. You're doing your part.

P.S. - Screw beebop jazzers for forgetting this.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (EZWNE)

831 Berserker.

Crap.

Auto-cucumber had nothing to do with that at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:07 AM (tRaq7)

832 @823 Slapweasel-They stopped calling it slam-dancing right around 1985. Mosh!!!

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:07 AM (fkYmC)

833 -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM

If woodsmen had Metal.

H/T Berserker.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)

834 I began to get pulled back towards metal once Trump was elected. My theory was it would make a comeback like metal in the 80's under Reagan. Is this dog going to hunt?

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:09 AM (g4lFK)

835 600 parts of West Virginia are shitholes, sadly. open-pit, tear-the-tops-off-hills mining, and lots of heroin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)

That's strip-mining, not open-pit. And if it is done right, it doesn't have destroy the landscape. Alter it, sure, but destroy, no. Backfill the excavations, re-spread the topsoil that was removed and set aside, and plant grasses and quick-growing trees. That's how they strip-mine coal in Alberta.
And if the miniers still had jobs, heroin would not be a problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



About 30 years ago, not to far from where i grew up, a strip mine was pretty much done with there work and promised to 'fix' it. Wouldn't be the same but they'd do 'something'. 'Something' turned out to be nothing and they split. Lots of legal battles ensued but nothing happened. Then 'something' happened. You know what happens when you leave a large piece of land thats been stripped mined in Western PA alone for 30 years? The woods take it back. I drove past that area this summer and it was full of trees and lots of brush. I have no idea how the lawsuits are doing but the woods got tired of waiting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (7ASy0)

836 Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:02 AM (wf3RQ)

That was interesting, and thoughtful. And commendably brief.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (sD2WN)

Don has that way of explaining the complex in understandable terms. He's a great guy as well!

Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (wf3RQ)

837 834 I began to get pulled back towards metal once Trump was elected. My theory was it would make a comeback like metal in the 80's under Reagan. Is this dog going to hunt?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:09 AM (g4lFK)

Could be. Metalheads tend to be leave-me-the-fuck-alone types. And it is heavy on testosterone.

I have to admit that I don't like metal vocal style. I would rather hear a Robert Plant type style with the instrumental pyrotechnics. But I am 58 so I am not the audience they have in mind.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (EZWNE)

838 Commits don't have a chance if Metal takes hold in the USA like the 80's.

Just Sayin while I love my boys Widespread Panic and The Allman Brothers, it does not inspire the type of patriotic duty to destroy commies.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:18 AM (g4lFK)

839 @834 Monk-Seen Mastadon, Slipknot, Whitechapel and a host of others just last year in concert. Highlight was seeing Gojira at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz. They asked for a request I yelled Satan is a Lawyer and they played it. Metal is alive and well these days.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (fkYmC)

840 I'm not a metalhead but Decade of Aggression by Slayer is awesome, as is the soundtrack to The River's Edge.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (eLVrv)

841 I have to admit that I don't like metal vocal style. I would rather hear a Robert Plant type style with the instrumental pyrotechnics. But I am 58 so I am not the audience they have in mind.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained



I preferred Ronnie James Dio but yeh, I'm not much of a metal head. Never really was, even when I was young. Metal 'curious' maybe. ;-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:21 AM (7ASy0)

842 You know what happens when you leave a large piece
of land thats been stripped mined in Western PA alone for 30 years? The
woods take it back. I drove past that area this summer and it was full
of trees and lots of brush. I have no idea how the lawsuits are doing
but the woods got tired of waiting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (7ASy0)

Yes. I have seen areas in Alberta and Saskatchewan where they strip mined in the '20s and '30s, and just left spoil piles everywhere. Now that land has grown grasses and trees, with ponds between the spill piles. Makes great deer habitat. If you went in with big cats and scrapers to level it out and make it farmable again, the treehuggers would probably whine about you "destroying nature".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:21 AM (sD2WN)

843 Great ONT - thanks! Great discussions, as well.
But, shine -
Use a spent grain bill from a good beer brew, a lager. Add cooked malt or a good sugar wijth a medium yeast and ferment for 14 days or so. Dump in still, take a healthy head and tail cut. Repeat with a second run through the still (head and tail cuts). Great shine - per an unnamed friend who told me this. Of course, if you have something like a still that you did not put together from parts at Home Depot the ATF will notify you of the extreme peril you are in. Again, according to my unnamed friend.

Posted by: stonecutter at January 13, 2018 02:22 AM (Bfr22)

844 And I am off to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:23 AM (sD2WN)

845 'Night, AOP!

Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:24 AM (wf3RQ)

846 Good night, AOP

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:25 AM (eLVrv)

847 G'nite, AOP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:25 AM (tRaq7)

848 839 @834 Monk-Seen Mastadon, Slipknot, Whitechapel and a host of others just last year in concert. Highlight was seeing Gojira at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz. They asked for a request I yelled Satan is a Lawyer and they played it. Metal is alive and well these days.
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (fkYmC)


Yeah I love live music. My neck of the woods it hard to get good metal live so you go with what is great for the South East. Seems metal is alive out west and more than east coast or at least the south east. This is a safe assumption?

And It's fate that you tell me that Gorija played Satan is a Lawyer live. The 6 years I've been through, the signs point to taking the metal and iron pills.

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:27 AM (g4lFK)

849 I preferred Ronnie James Dio but yeh, I'm not much of a metal head. Never really was, even when I was young. Metal 'curious' maybe. ;-)

I really liked the early Black Sabbath stuff, later bands took the concept a bit too seriously IYKWIM. That's about as far into metal as I ever got and that was a while ago.

I did like the pirate metal, tho'. That was funny.

There's some pretty freaky things going on in the outer reaches of that type of music. Tough for me to like any of the more serious, really dark stuff. Too many pentagrams for my taste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:31 AM (tRaq7)

850 Just where would such an abomination gestate?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)


========

I'd guess they'd IVF it back into the egg donor's uterus. I really don't want to look it up again. This stuff is as grotesque to me as the article ace linked to earlier tonight about the feminist who was trying to encourage men to undergo a dangerous hormone procedure so they could breast feed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 02:32 AM (/qEW2)

851 Thanks for the metal and folk metal tips Horde. Setting up new playlists now for tomorrow. Y'all have a good night!

Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:34 AM (g4lFK)

852 Front guy for Slayer is a deal breaker for me. He's not bad. But what he is good at drives me bonkers.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:36 AM (EZWNE)

853 Good Night, Monk!

Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:36 AM (wf3RQ)

854 And so many people think the Catholic Church is wack for opposing IVF.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:37 AM (eLVrv)

855 Don't cry for me Venezuela
The truth is I've never left you.
All through my wild days
My crazy uncle existence.
I kept my promise:
Viva la resistance!

Posted by: Bernievita Sandernista at January 13, 2018 02:43 AM (/qEW2)

856 OK, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:49 AM (tRaq7)

857 Good night, Backwards Boy

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:51 AM (eLVrv)

858 I reeeeeallly want to text "howdy" to wierddave right now...

but I won't.

couple hours ago, it would be fun.

Now?

I'd just be a dick.

so...

hey Horde!

Off to read the last hundred or so comments...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 02:52 AM (T28di)

859 I really liked the early Black Sabbath stuff, later bands took the concept a bit too seriously IYKWIM. That's about as far into metal as I ever got and that was a while ago.

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I think I know what you mean. Metal has a distinctive sound - Sabbath employed it in the service of musically interesting ideas. The sound isn't an end in itself. Nor is the "satanism" stuff that has grown up around it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 02:55 AM (/qEW2)

860 I reeeeeallly want to text "howdy" to wierddave right now...

but I won't.

couple hours ago, it would be fun.

Now?

I'd just be a dick.

so...

hey Horde!

Off to read the last hundred or so comments...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 02:52 AM (T28di)


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zzzzZZZZzzzz

***BEEP***

*snort* huh? wha??? Warrreye WHO??? WTF??? Who is this guy?


Posted by: Hall and Oates at January 13, 2018 03:00 AM (/qEW2)

861 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 02:55 AM (/qEW2)

It sounds weird to say out loud... but Sabbath was basically a jazz band.

An ass kicking, make love to your ears and call it metal jazz band.

but a jazz band all the same.

everyone else was doing blues scales and standard rhythms. Those guys were completely different.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:02 AM (T28di)

862 I think the asshole at Dunkin' Donuts must have slipped me regular instead of decaf. I should have been unconscious by now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:03 AM (/qEW2)

863 *snort* huh? wha??? Warrreye WHO??? WTF??? Who is this guy?


Posted by: Hall and Oates at January 13, 2018 03:00 AM (/qEW2)

I'll talk to you, Oates. But Hall can fuck right off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:03 AM (T28di)

864 Well, I don't claim to be an expert on Metal so I won't argue the point. I mostly like classic rock.


Also, that's not Weird Dave's number - it's a rickroll. It's actually the "Hall and Oates helpline". Call it up and you get an option of hearing 1 of 4 Hall and Oates songs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (/qEW2)

865 So...

Oatrolled?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (T28di)

866 And it may be a bit late in the game, and long in the tooth, and past its prime, and other cliches, but...

I heartily applaud Ace for resurrecting "wut dat mouf do".


Seems like an evergreen insult. We shouldn't let this one go gently into that dark night.

(where dem feets at?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:18 AM (T28di)

867 Caitlin Jenner makes me drip down both thighs. When is she doing to give me dat dick or down for some sweaty scissoring action.

Hit me up at the HQ, Snapchat, Grindr or Tinder, or Myspace.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:19 AM (j8aRL)

868 866 And it may be a bit late in the game, and long in the tooth, and past its prime, and other cliches, but...

I heartily applaud Ace for resurrecting "wut dat mouf do".


Seems like an evergreen insult. We shouldn't let this one go gently into that dark night.

(where dem feets at?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:18 AM (T28di)

He has been cashing in his Experience points and leveling up a lot lately since Trump. He's on a Blitzkrieg Ewok level.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:22 AM (j8aRL)

869 Gimme dat, dat, dat,
Dat Nut.
Gimme dat, dat, dat,
Dat, But.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:24 AM (j8aRL)

870 He's on a Blitzkrieg Ewok level.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:22 AM (j8aRL)

They're formin' in a straight line

They're generating steam heat

The kids are in the back doin'..

The Blitzkreig Ewok.

(nananananananananana)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:26 AM (T28di)

871 "And then Trump moaned to Natasha and sang 'Your piss, your piss is on my lips, because your piss, your piss I can't resist. Because your piss is on my lips, as I turn out the lights!'"

*fap* *fap*

I say! What ho! What a smashing piece of work this is, if I do say so myself. Be good for at least few million Euros from the Yanks, bloody pervies they are.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at January 13, 2018 03:32 AM (2835Q)

872 damn but this ONT went pear shaped early...

hasta, y'all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 03:34 AM (RCJ3M)

873 Oatrolled?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (T28di)


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They actually sued company for marketing a cereal called "Haulin' Oats".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (/qEW2)

874 Just when you thought things couldn't get more stupid...

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/951876584180416513

Posted by: The Dental Hat at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (itfg0)

875 Drive-by:


HAULIN' OATS - a limerick

The duo was not known to gloat
But once on a luxury boat
When John split his britches
Darryl had him in stitches
Seems Hall was just sewing his Oates

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)

876 Just when you thought things couldn't get more stupid...

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/951876584180416513

Posted by: The Dental Hat at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (itfg0)


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Here's another article from The Times, more rage stroke than stupid.

https://tinyurl.com/ycpffx4x

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:07 AM (/qEW2)

877 Night all.

Here is "Silence of the Morning" by Glass Sun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDXd6RTWzQU

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2018 04:29 AM (itfg0)

878 BTW, the mouth cooking thing is supposedly a gag (no pun intended).

https://tinyurl.com/y7ssthh9

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:33 AM (/qEW2)

879 Seems Hall was just sewing his Oates

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)


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Brain bleach, stat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:34 AM (/qEW2)

880 Can you really clean spilled wine off a couch with a VHS tape?

Posted by: Corona at January 13, 2018 04:49 AM (88+VL)

881 879 Seems Hall was just sewing his Oates

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)

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Brain bleach, stat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:34 AM (/qEW2)


You won't get off that easily...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQfIMknxOE

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2018 04:51 AM (itfg0)

882 Going back to Aces what that mouf do Resurrection. At first I thought it said where's that MTN dew. I'm such a white guy.

Posted by: Knaws at January 13, 2018 05:02 AM (md+3j)

883
Can't sleep anyway -- get ready for another shitstorm. Pornstar Stormy Daniels is now talking about a liason she had with Donny Two Scoops back '06.

She's says it was consensual (whewww!). And alleges Trump's lawyer paid her $130K to keep her mouth shut (then why isn't it still shut?!)/

And there's a photo of Trump posing with her from that time.

THe media is going to make a shitstorm out of this. Prepare.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:10 AM (8O3HH)

884
Thank God, fake news didn't give all the details until later.

Stormy Daniels is *denying* it. It's one of her "former friends" who is telling this (saying something about she was there, and Trump tried to get her up there with them, too).

So this should be nothing but crap. Daniels denied it again this evening after this shit came out.

So, good girl (if she was paid off, but of course not.....).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:14 AM (8O3HH)

885 www.citizenfreepress.com/column-1/
friday-comedy-interviewing-a-millenial/

Posted by: pogomip at January 13, 2018 05:26 AM (4IQQl)

886 @883 - See this re: the porn star.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yct662b5

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 13, 2018 05:26 AM (nILVB)

887
The WSJ pushed this Stormy Daniels shit. The fucking WSJ. Deep State, TruCon, SalonHot25 hit job.

Note this is all they can get on TGE in the sex scandal dept. No Uncle Harv, behavior, just get some whore to claim something about her former "friend".

This is the WSJ sinking to the Fusion Pee-Pee Dosier level.

Note Daniels issued a written denial Friday evening, and has now locked her social media.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:32 AM (8O3HH)

888 And to think we have no less than 3 more years of this

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:42 AM (aC6Sd)

889 Yeah...I didn't put the Stormy Daniels stuff in the Dossier, it seemed like bullshit to me.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at January 13, 2018 05:44 AM (md+3j)

890 Been out running around, very damp probably around 40 degrees but by tomorrow winter will be back.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:45 AM (aC6Sd)

891 They say President Trump has germ phobia, these stories don't compute to me

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:47 AM (aC6Sd)

892
Currently 38 degrees F in the burbs. Philly will be below freezing by game-time. Advantage 'Birds. Probably about 21 degrees by end of game. Yeah, the nasty is returning. Hopefully much shorter than last time.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 05:52 AM (2FqvZ)

893 They say President Trump has germ phobia, these stories don't compute to me
Posted by: Skip

I think that's GERMAN phobia. That's why he's afraid of Angela

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW)

894
Damn, my hands are cold.

Posted by: Julio Jones at January 13, 2018 05:56 AM (2FqvZ)

895 So who is this Trump the media wants to highlight. The guy who waits for a golf cart instead of a 20 second walk because of McDonalds and dirt Cokes. Or a raving cock master who can handle a hooker named Stormy and still fuck over half the world before noon?

Posted by: Fish at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (md+3j)

896 Bring back that suu-u-unny day

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 05:59 AM (BN/jk)

897 Oh, until we she stormy's version of Happy Birthday we really won't know for sure.

Posted by: Fish at January 13, 2018 06:00 AM (md+3j)

898
Trump probably has every woman he ever dated sign an iron-clad non-disclosure agreement. So they don't write some tell-all book full of lies.

Doesn't mean the press can't write a bunch of conjecture, which they will. Now whether they are being honest in writing such conjecture, I can pretty much guess the answer to that question.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:01 AM (2FqvZ)

899 EMT is up

NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (8ikIW)

900 The truth is not racist. Trump tells the truth. Haiti is a sh*thole. Calling it so doesn't even register on the scale of what the Clintons did to Haiti.

Posted by: Average Lefty at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (2NqXo)

901
Talk about Germa-phobia. This whore who is the source (and the WSJ's source) of all this looks a bit, well, quite a few notches below Donny Two Scoop's standards. Below even my standards. Hell, you'd get dick gangrene from her, looks like.

Went by the stage name "Jenna Talia" (hah, hah, get it -- sheesh) for a while. Low rent, indeed.

Anyway, she's the source of what Stormy Daniels supposedly told her, which Daniels denies, in writing. And you went with this shit, WSJ?

The WSJ has fallen far. Hell, they're open borders shitholes anyway. Never Trump scum. Fuck them.

This is pathetic.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:05 AM (8O3HH)

902 So, no love for the Classics IV.
Must be a young crowd.

Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:06 AM (BN/jk)

903 Hate trying to comment from my phone, ended up commenting to the wrong thread. Anyway, the Fedralist piece.

The author is describing an almost textbook case of leaving a cult. The rabid lefty commenters are so brainwashed that it never even occurs to them that they sound exactly like crazed cultists railing at the apostate to normies. They're even nastier to those who were born into the cult and then leave than they are to those who have always been infidels.

Well, now we know why they love their splodeydopes as much as they do. The only difference is that they have to make sure the gay man they're about to throw off the roof voted for Trump.

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