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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Open ThreadSorry, I'm flat-on-my-ass under the weather. I've had something since Monday. Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my posts have started getting edgier and meaner. That might be due to general crabbiness from being worn-down, or it might be psychological chill being worn down due to the constant outbursts of insanity from the Broke-Brain Club of progressives, CNN partisans, and liberal Republicans who claim to be Super-Dupe TruCons. I'm just so tired of these lunatic jagoffs. If I have to hear the SuperCons push a leftwing position while claiming it to be the most important verse of the TruCon Reagan Bible (Rockefeller Republican Translation), I shall scream. Here are some links: Decrepit David Letterman's most analingual questioments (questions that are really How Awesome Are You? compliments) for Obama. A feminist professor of having a vagina thinks men should take a dangerous, illegal drug in order to breastfeed. Rick Wilson probably is going to tell us that's the Heart of Being a TruCon Man. Google may pay a hefty price in this Damore lawsuit -- they might not lose the case, but they'll lose a lot of conservative business when the suit starts making public their lunatic leftwing bias. Tucker Carlson goofs hilariously on champion douchebag in full mid-life crisis mode Chris "Retard" Cuomo. Oh, earlier this week this moron metrosexual told people they needed to "get woke" and oppose the border wall. A Washington Post "reporter" was suspended for giving a secret talk to Democrats telling them how to shape their narrative. The Post isn't giving out many details, so that we could, for example, check to see if the National Laughingstock is itself following this journactivist's script for shaping narratives in a Democratic direction. Corrected: I had first said she was with CNN. It was actually CNN reporting on the Washington Post's reporter. A friendly leak, I'm guessing. The WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006, during the first year (or so) of his current marriage. Nothing nonconsensual is suggested. (The article makes a note of that.) But I guess there's some reason Trump wanted the porn star to be quiet. That really upsets me because up to this point I thought he was a moral paragon. I'm going to have to reconsider everything now. On Fox, someone just reported that a back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that, all told, all the bonuses, increased wages, donations and investments directly imputed to the tax reform bill tops three billion dollars. Again, though: Dat porn star. Trump shot down that ridiculous Gangbang of Six giveaway to the illegal aliens we call "Dreamers" for marketing purposes. Dat porn star, though. What will Steve Hayes tell his daughter now? BTW, if you care, "Stormy Daniels" is herself denying any kind of sexual encounter, but then, she'd have to say that to stick to the payout. I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt. If Trump wants to put his finger in my butt, maybe I'll have a few questions about his sexual history, but I think I'll just politely say "My butt is fine but thanks for asking." Oh shit: Wait, is Monday a day off? Wow, my mood just improved.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Have a cold myself, drink good fluid and get rest
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (aC6Sd) 2
Get well Ace.
Posted by: geoffb at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (zOpu5) 3
I identify more with edgier and meaner. You are my voice and my truth.
Posted by: Doh at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (TzscB) 4
Get well soon--but I kinda like Ace with an edge.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (acrHV) 5
c'mon it's Friday Ace! Put up some shelves this weekend!
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (XTiHL) 6
We like edgy and mean.
Posted by: Barbie Benton's belly button at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7) 7
its a bad cold/flu season. everyone I know has had or is having something. I've been struggling with a sore throat and ear ache for almost 2 weeks now.
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu) 8
I prefer edgier and meaner
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (gC2IV) 10
Feel better buddy! Yes, fluids, rest and mucinex in the daytime ( bring up whatever is in your lungs, spit it out!!) hardcore cold medicine at night to dry you out.
Lots of hot showers and hot tea. Posted by: Publius Redux at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (0YSzp) 11
You know who else has open threads...
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (pL6Vz) 12
Hydrate. Exercise. Chill.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (ctuyM) 13
Hang in there Ace. I've had something since last Saturday that has worn me out. Lot of stuff going around.
Don't let the bastards get you down. Enjoy their rage! Bask in it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (ptqGC) 14
Recommend Three Billboards. Darker than a black comedy, with LOL moments. Strong ensemble cast.
McDonaugh's script has a lot of religious themes. So did In Bruges, which was about Purgatory. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (cAXIk) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (+lOpA) 16
Good Friday evening! It's exhausting to surf on the tide of perpetual outrage. Makes me a little crabby, too, but at least the FAB will never be president of these United States. Be of good cheer.
Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (e8PP1) 17
Get caught up on sleep and then hit the gym. Work through the rage.
Posted by: brak at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (WjCgM) 18
I are TruCon!!
Posted by: Bizarro Wilson at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (iiixZ) 20
I'll say it again for those who might have missed it.
The DOJ has begun handing over he 1.2 million documents collected by the DOJ OIG in his investigation of the Hillary email and Trump Russia investigation today as Rosenstein promised. Things are going to start getting a lot more interesting now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf) 21
Do not ever doubt a Super Dupe Tru Con
Posted by: Steve 9double agent?) Bannon at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (U5Xeq) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (+lOpA) 23
That might be an interesting topic for discussion. What different things do people do when the stupid shit from the left becomes intolerable?
Or not. Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (Sfs6o) 24
300k in taxpayer funds paid to settle harassment claims in congress since 2003. I want details.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (gC2IV) 25
Call in a Z Pack and be done with it. If you have a cough it won't go away until you do.
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (XTiHL) Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu) 27
There is a nasty batch of flu going around, one the CDC was totally unprepared for. Some have died from it. Just get lots of water ace.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+) 28
feel better ace...but i like you mean too
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (nBzBk) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (WbIyz) 30
So, open thread... music, movies guns, girls... what's it gonna be???
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (pL6Vz) 31
I'll say it again for those who might have missed it.
The DOJ has begun handing over he 1.2 million documents collected by the DOJ OIG in his investigation of the Hillary email and Trump Russia investigation today as Rosenstein promised. Things are going to start getting a lot more interesting now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf) Yesssss. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (ptqGC) 32
It's easy to get cynical and mean. Just step back and realize how much better off we are without HRC as our President.
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7) 33
No worries. President Trump doing what we have all wanted for a long time.
WAR. Should get even meaner and nastier as the Dems lose control of their own bowels and over other people's money. Feel better Ace and drink heavily. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (EoRCO) 34
Progresso chicken soup, orange juice, bourbon, and sleep.
I'd suggest a nice buttered roll, but carbs. Rest and feel better Posted by: Butch at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (hXu8T) 35
and Mean Ace is the Best Ace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (WbIyz) 36
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf)
as I put in the last thread & got willowed. Is this the Quickening? "There Can Only Be One" Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (y3aQB) 37
The edgier and meaner the better. I used to try and not swear in my remarks. No longer. It is on! I refuse to be civil when describing people who do not respect me.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (4VAdr) 38
Open thread! Festival! Festival!
Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (OkKDg) 39
Just to start a lighthearted flame war on a different topic:
Strunk & White says that "shall" is used to predict things, but "will" is used to signal intent. Thus "if I hold a press conference in Chicago, some thugs shall rob me" (prediction) but "If I have to hear Fredocons bleating one more time I will scream" (intention). This means MacArthur got it wrong with "I shall return". He was making a promise, signaling intent, not saying "Eh, I'll probably be back." But is the usage shifting from what Strunk & White declaims? Is "shall" just becoming an exotic variant of "will" that is used for emphasis? Here's an old edition of Strunk & White and the exact will/shall quote from the book: http://www.hjkeen.net/halqn/el_style.htm A swimmer in distress cries, "I shall drown; no one will save me!" A suicide puts it the other way: "I will drown; no one shall save me!" In relaxed speech, however, the words shall and will are seldom used precisely; our ear guides us or fails to guide us, as the case may be, and we are quite likely to drown when we want to survive and survive when we want to drown. Posted by: mr_jack at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (M59SC) 40
Posted by: brak at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (WjCgM)
I saw Working Through the Rage open for Disturbed at Bay Front Park in Miami Posted by: Steve 9double agent?) Bannon at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (U5Xeq) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (+lOpA) 42
Anybody know what time Anderson Cooper is on? I want to hear the Vanderbilt Heir explain to me his youth as a poor, black, Haitian child. Because he just, y'know, he gets it.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (tMFgx) 43
Ace - may I suggest that you find a church? Try going 3 or 4 weeks in a row. Like, a church-month. I really mean it for real. I think your brain could use some air freshener. Don't go to a SJW one though, that might be worse than not going at all.
Please don't laugh. I sincerely think it would be a good change for you. Most people will be pleasant. And maybe there's coffee. I like churches with cup-holders but that's just me. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (lwiT4) 44
Ace, it's the excersise, better health, fighting, eating Moar protein, and elevated testosterone levels.
I, for one, love teh 2018 high T, edgy and radical right wing Ace! Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (g4lFK) 45
27 There is a nasty batch of flu going around, one the CDC was totally unprepared for. Some have died from it. Just get lots of water ace.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+) It was bad... had it... but for some reason did not last too long... good clean living?? Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (pL6Vz) 46
"24 300k in taxpayer funds paid to settle harassment claims in congress since 2003. I want details."
Wasn't the number reported more like $17.2 million? Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (XTiHL) 47
20. Yes. I'm gonna say - I'd gotten so used t betrayal that the idea of winning bigly seemed at best a fun little meme to farm.
Little did I know. Little did I know. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:26 PM (fA1SL) 48
Even when Ace is sick, mean and crabby and declares an open thread, he still provides us with three, count 'em three, links to comment-worthy content.
/okay, done sucking up Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (EzdLW) 49
This shit from the left is all so disgusting, I was reminded of the movie Trainspotting and politics with this one quote: ''Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag.'' Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (2FqvZ) 50
I've been trying to be less edgy and mean these last few years, although that's hard. It's a little easier with the God Emperor on his throne.
The passive-aggressive smarmy talking-points from the Left are annoying and unfortunately do have to be countered. Otherwise we get George Bush III. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (6FqZa) 51
Oh noes! Douglas Brinkley sez PDT is the most racist president since Woodrow Wilson!!!!
*fights urge to faint* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) 52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)
You ain't shittin, Pardon the Pun! I had the Stomach Flu day after Thanksgiving & that evening went to ER via Ambulance, Dehydrated & heart racing 140 Beats a Minute Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (y3aQB) 53
>>1.2 million??????
Yep. Bob Goodlatte indicated that was the minimum number of documents he has collected in his investigation weeks ago and Rosenstein promised he would begin to turn them over by the 15th. That's a lot of documents. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (/tuJf) 54
Media Falsely Reports Ambassadors to Haiti and Panama Resigned Over Alleged "Sh*thole" Comments
https://legalinsurrection.com/?p=239103 MSNBC just deleted it's stupid tweet with no explanation. Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (5ng19) 55
Ace -- sounds like me just before I got tossed into the hospital. Have your hydration and salt checked, please! Also maybe check for a UTI.
I was dehydrated, low-salt, and an e-coli kidney infection ... sounds similar to how I felt. Get yourself checked out! Posted by: empire1 at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (aoFzq) 56
The Sun shall rise.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (+lOpA) 57
>>>Sorry, I'm flat-on-my-ass under the weather. I've had something since Monday
Never forget, when you are eating a hobo you are also eating eating every hobo that he has ever eaten. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (lIZQs) 58
The great difficulty, for me, is accepting what seems to be the fact that politics and the well-being of The Republic are very nearly unrelated.
It needn't be that way, but it is. A truly responsible media could steer things the right way, but they have become political animals themselves. Tracing the thread back, the basis for the problem seems to be the schools, as that is where both media and politicians are socialized. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (w1zJX) Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (y3aQB) 60
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Ace - may I suggest that you find a church? Try going 3 or 4 weeks in a row. Like, a church-month. I really mean it for real. I think your brain could use some air freshener. Don't go to a SJW one though, that might be worse than not going at all. Please don't laugh. I sincerely think it would be a good change for you. Most people will be pleasant. And maybe there's coffee. I like churches with cup-holders but that's just me. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January " When the walls, come tumblin' down ".. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (pL6Vz) 61
Probably need a good prostate milking from all that backed up man juice and high T your body is not used to.
You are doing pull-ups now. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (g4lFK) 62
Alka Seltzer is magical. It also tends to put me to sleep. Unfortunately, lots of sweetener too, so I have to be really careful with it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (39g3+) 63
The Republican party is the bipolar, schizophrenic whipping-boy of the Democrat party. The onset of PTSD hasn't yet penetrated into the rank and file.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (bJ0w+) 64
First the Airing of Grievances, then the Feats of Strength.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (WbIyz) 65
Of these million pages how many will have say 25 % of the words still visible?
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (aC6Sd) 66
(okay, now I was just trolling Fenelon again. i hope she's not called upon to help judge me at the real God Emperor's Throne.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (6FqZa) 67
Feel Bettah Ace... Thera Flu like a hot tea, gargle with old timey original Listerene.. you can take a swig as well..
Posted by: Steve 9double agent?) Bannon at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (U5Xeq) 68
Anderson Cooper described his experience being taught math in high school by a Haitian immigrant who, after returning to his native country, was assassinated while running for president.
his point being that Haiti is not a shithole. perfectly normal brain. Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (nFwvY) 69
The new Sig P365, because I don't own a nine.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (5LDjk) 70
Think we're having pollo curry tonight.
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (Sfs6o) 71
I am not a big fan of baths. I like to shower and go. But, when I am ill, a long soak in the tub accompanied by bourbon puts me in the mood for a deep sleep.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (4VAdr) 72
"Shall" gets used in contracts to signify obligation, and that's the way MacArthur used it.
"Will" connotes best efforts, which isn't as strong. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (cAXIk) 73
I had a flu shot, but I've had some nasty respiratory thing that's going around. A low-grade fever for a couple of days, and just feeling wiped out.
Tomorrow I have another funeral reception to host. Been dragging myself around gathering supplies and food the last couple of days. Today is the first day I've felt human. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC) 74
don't listen to these guys ace. get some zicam.
Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (nFwvY) 75
"Google may pay a hefty price in this Damore lawsuit -- they might not lose the case, but they'll lose a lot of conservative business when the suit starts making public their lunatic leftwing bias."
Rush, the other day, was enumerating how he illustrated to his sponsors how ten people could appear to be tens of thousands. These two problems are concurrent an tandem. The good ship Libertine is going to run aground and her hull will be breached stem to stern. Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (CNm1v) 76
Letterman looks like Santa Clause with AIDS.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (6FqZa) 78
I don't know how you can read and blog about all this negative stuff day in and day out and not end up crabby Ace. And do it while not feeling well? Bleh.
Posted by: 13times at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (WHVu+) 79
I'm just so tired of these lunatic jagoffs.
Ditto. I'm clinging to the hope that the OIG report will drop Monday and will result in summary executions. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc) 80
I added stair walking to my routine today. Up and down five flights twice today. Normal stair walking pace, not running.
I'm going to try to get that up to 4-6 per workday. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:30 PM (WbIyz) 81
The McAuliffe story reminds me of a time in the Clinton Admin when it, out of no where, started popping off about how Bill had played rugby and was a physically tough character (as opposed to the band kissie photo from high school).
These lefties just have to create mythology about themselves. Some tell-all I read back in the day told about Clinton being physically confronted by the husband of a woman Clinton had hit on (before he was Pres or even Governor, I think). Clinton just quivered and wet his pants. Just like the band kissie he is. This too is the story of the Punk. Posted by: Harry Reid at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (+Tibp) 82
Husband and I are noth on week 2 of the flu. Can't seem to shake it and husbands cough is horrible. Really fatigued and drinking gallons of orange juice. I hope we're nearing the end, of the flu.
Posted by: Abby at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (Mj20n) 83
62 Alka Seltzer is magical. It also tends to put me to sleep. Unfortunately, lots of sweetener too, so I have to be really careful with it
Finally, something we can agree on. Never noticed sweetener tho. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (+lOpA) 84
You know Ace, we take this for granted what you and your troop produce during a week. It is the most accessible and the most eye opening thing on the web.
The comments from the horde are the anchor. Thank you. Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (14qvS) 85
Hey Ace,
Do you have the bug that causes you to to cough up a bucket of mucus a day? The one the extra strength Mucinex doesn't even put a dent in? If so, go get an antibiotic. The doctor will tell you it doesn't do any good but I insisted and lo and behold a day after I started taking it my coughing problem disappeared. I'm almost as good as new. The damn bug has been going around since Thanksgiving. My office is a canyon of coughs. Regardless, you have a 3 day weekend so take it easy and feel better. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (jm1YL) 86
Would that ace's edginess and meanness had the magical power to extract the truth out of these enemies of the People.
Posted by: kallisto at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (d3k/b) 87
I've had a slow burning flu since Chrsitmas and a sinus infection. It won't go away. And the prednisone is making me eat like a nose tackle. Second round of prednisone.
Laughter has helped a lot. Trump Wrestling Entertainment keeps me going. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:32 PM (g4lFK) 88
Might be something going around. . .I've sort of been engaging in my own version of 'psyops' on a few forums today.
It's actually rather fun to play the same game as the Progs and get some good shots to the gronknuks in. Posted by: AdamPM at January 12, 2018 06:32 PM (eVxcR) 89
Finally, something we can agree on. Never noticed sweetener tho.
Yeah its one of those things you only notice when you can't have sugar or sweetners: how much of it is in everything. Bacon. Ketchup. Its in so much that it really doesn't need to be. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:32 PM (39g3+) 90
>>I'm clinging to the hope that the OIG report will drop Monday and will result in summary executions.
Ahem. Scroll up, the document dump started today. I wouldn't expect the report until next month or maybe even March. He's got a lot to report on. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (/tuJf) 91
39 I did not know that. Thanks!
Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (e8PP1) 92
Ace, go to an immigrant, mom-n-pop restaurant and have them prepare for you chicken soup made from an old hen. They will understand.
Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (CNm1v) 93
It's like we are governed by Buckley's random people in the phone book (the uncouth Trump), but the TruCons want us to go back to the Harvard faculty.
Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (g5xnT) 94
CNN story was broken by WFB a few months ago, IIRC. Surprised it lead to anything.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (2835Q) 95
" When the walls, come tumblin' down ".. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (pL6Vz) ================================== We get a couple of tubas, a trombone, maybe an alto sax ........ Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (lwiT4) 96
Trumps insensitive, racist comments about shithole countries should be roundly criticized by all true conservatives. Such insensitivity is an impeachable offense, as all true conservatives would agree.
Please scream. Posted by: ¡Jeb! at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (NL6wI) 97
When a law or a contract reads "x shall do y", it's not a idle suggestion. S and W is wrong, if that's what it says.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (y87Qq) 98
I don't have the flu, but I have had the "exhausted vapors" for the past two weeks.
Should I vitamin myself into energy? I don't want to eat kale, but I'm wondering if a multi-vitamin could help. Thoughts? Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (XhbCw) 99
Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my posts have started getting edgier and meaner. That might be due to general crabbiness from being worn-down, or it might be psychological chill being worn down due to the constant outbursts of insanity from the Broke-Brain Club of progressives, CNN partisans, and liberal Republicans who claim to be Super-Dupe TruCons.
That's got me pretty grouchy too. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (NWiLs) 100
And to think that Ace's posts used to be so warm and fuzzy, full of sunshine and lollipops.
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (EzdLW) 101
Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner withdraw their divorce
http://pge.sx/2qLRdIw well, well. How very convenient. "Spousal privilege". Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (5ng19) 102
david letterman looks like bin ladens' goat. what a nicklefucker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU) 103
Is "shall" just becoming an exotic variant of "will" that is used for emphasis?
***** I shall make a shallow comment at the end of a thread. That comment will get willowed. Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (wPiJc) 104
http://bit.ly/2D5RH1V
Judge Orders FBI to Turn Over Comey Memos For Review May Release Memos to Public Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:35 PM (y3aQB) 105
By the way, its kind of slipped under the radar (probably on purpose, buried by "sh*tholegate"): Project Veritas put out a video in which Twitter employees in charge of their minitru commission admit to shadowbanning, demoting, and trying to silence conservative voices.
Several major pundits are building a lawsuit against Twitter including uberhomo Milo. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+) 106
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" When the walls, come tumblin' down ".. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (pL6Vz) ================================== We get a couple of tubas, a trombone, maybe an alto sax ........ Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (lwiT4) And some laser lights, stobes, and a purple smoke machine... pure Charisma, we're talkin'.... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:35 PM (pL6Vz) 107
The WSJ story makes no sense. They have been flogging this thing for over a year, why dish it out again?
Subscribers not pleased over 1600 comments. It's a Friday with lots of other "news" so it will disappear. So Durbin doesn't want a DACA bill, so he blows it up. I expect they will shut down government. Trump will laugh at them and dismiss the EPA staff, ha ha Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:35 PM (s2kyN) 108
This is a shithole.
Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 12, 2018 06:35 PM (sn3IH) 109
106. All that flash and showbiz distracts from the burning of the rams.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL) 110
I don't have the flu, but I have had the "exhausted vapors" for the past two weeks.
I diagnose rest, proper diet, and lots of orgasms. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (39g3+) 111
"The McAuliffe story reminds me of a time in the Clinton Admin when it, out of no where, started popping off about how Bill had played rugby"
At Oxford, there's a lot of rugby at all levels. Bill played one match that was the equivalent of college dorm intramural basketball. What do Idi Amin, Charles DeGaulle and Pope John Paul II have in common? Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (cAXIk) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (+lOpA) 113
Google may be diversified, but isn't most of their revenue still from the search engine? That's how to starve them. And it costs you no more effort than typing one URL instead of another.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (2835Q) 114
Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner withdraw their divorce.
***** Maybe it's true muskrat love. Muskrat Sleazy, Muskrat Islam Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (wPiJc) 115
20 more minutes of work and I can get out of this shithole.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (HgMAr) 116
Ah, Jericho grammie... I see... did you know Al Hirt played at Jericho???
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (pL6Vz) 117
What other thing? I read at HA, yeah I went over there, a story about "Q" and the storm?
WTF is this shit, sounds pretty far fetched. Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (s2kyN) 118
have them prepare for you chicken soup made from an old hen.
Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:33 PM (CNm1v) There's one staggering around the woods of Chappaqua, I think. Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq) 119
87 I've had a slow burning flu since Chrsitmas and a sinus infection. It won't go away. And the prednisone is making me eat like a nose tackle. Second round of prednisone.
Laughter has helped a lot. Trump Wrestling Entertainment keeps me going. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:32 PM (g4lFK) Sinus infections usually don't go away on their own. I had a friend in high school who had chronic sinus infections. He'd never go in though, and I suspect the time he did he didn't take the full treatment for it. I finally got one in my early thirties and the doctor gave me some samples of something that certainly cleared it up, but a side effect of it was that whenever I swallowed I felt like there was broken glass going down my throat. I stuck them out and it didn't come back, but it sucked all around. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (4ErVI) 120
62 Alka Seltzer is magical. It also tends to put me to sleep. Unfortunately, lots of sweetener too, so I have to be really careful with it
____________________________ Finally, something we can agree on. Never noticed sweetener tho. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (+lOpA) ************ Isn't it named Alka Seltzer C or something like that, for colds and flu? Yes, I'd forgotten about that, it works. Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (CNm1v) 121
Read Stormy Daniels letter. She sounded sincere and added that she would have written a book and that's how everybody would have found out if it happened.
I don't believe it but again he could have her locked in a dog cage as his sub and I would not give a fuck. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK) 122
So Trump would have an affair with a porn star when he was first married to Melania? Seriously... Totally got to be fake
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (O2RFr) 123
rugby is mostly for drunks to have another reason to drink more.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (GFAq1) 124
I wouldn't expect the report until next month or maybe even March. He's got a lot to report on.
Oh come on it took the FBI, what, 6 hours to read and analyze everything on Wiener's phone? This should be a piece of cake /sarcasm Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (39g3+) 125
Fake News is saying they're still getting divorced but now they're "settling out of court" to "protect their privacy." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (CLDdU) 126
Burning Rams is the worst job evar.
Posted by: Drew Barrymore at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (+lOpA) 127
If you will blow the margins or mistype a closing tag, then you shall be sent to the barrel.
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (EzdLW) 128
Ah, Jericho grammie... I see... did you know Al Hirt played at Jericho???
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (pL6Vz) ============================== No! Really? I wonder if they have it on the You Tubes? Imma go look. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (CLDdU) 130
david letterman looks like bin ladens' goat. what a nicklefucker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU) .......... lol He's not quite pulling off the ZZ Top look. Posted by: wth at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (HgMAr) 131
Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (nBr1j) 132
"Sorry, I'm flat-on-my-ass under the weather. I've had something since Monday. - Ace"
Gawd me too, and now they think it's mumps after my having them in the second grade (a few short years ago) AND the MMR vaccine... Not fair that I feel like a shithole country and get no credit for it... Posted by: mudshark at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (hcggm) 133
114
Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner withdraw their divorce. ***** Maybe it's true muskrat love. Muskrat Sleazy, Muskrat Islam Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM (wPiJc NO, wife can not be forced to testify against husband, and the other way around too. This is cover your ass over the lap top. Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (s2kyN) 134
WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006,
- I'm old enough to remember when it was the president himself who had to make up his girlfriends. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (ks6bw) 135
What term could be used to describe a country that's worse than a shithole? Not a riddle. Seriously asking for suggestions.
Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL) 136
I'm shocked,shocked that Trump might have cheated on his wife.(how hot is the chick to make him tempt the wrath of Melania?)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (LiyEm) 137
not sure who is more irrelevent, obama or letterman. doing letterman's podcast is not a sign of hyper-relevance.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (GFAq1) 138
RE 23, "That might be an interesting topic for discussion. What different things do people do when the stupid shit from the left becomes intolerable?
Or not." I start planning another AR build. Posted by: whig at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (acrHV) 139
That's how to starve them. And it costs you no more effort than typing one URL instead of another
Its their primary data gathering engine, so yeah. Using Bing or something else doesn't hurt you at all. Sure, Microsoft are scum too but you can starve and hurt Google by doing it, and that's just a net positive. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+) 140
Can't you only get mumps if you had something else?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (ks6bw) 141
"So Durbin doesn't want a DACA bill, so he blows it up. I expect they will shut down government."
They figured out that they were losing at 3D chess, and knocked over the board. Schumer was in a dilemma: keep the Dreamers in limbo, or give Trump his Wall. Now they're holding the US hostage for the benefit of faceless foreigners who will be a drag on the rest of us. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (cAXIk) 142
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)
Well as least this post wasn't quite as edgy mean and disturbing as the post about meat hooks, hookers and blood. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (8+Ozj) 143
The media is gonna stroke out... Which story should they cover? shitholegate or pornstargate?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr) 144
The list of never trumper that have never had sex with a woman is very long and revealing, but it's not yet available.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (6Ll1u) 145
huma and weiner. am i the only one that has no fucks to give about that spilled reptile afterbirth?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (KP5rU) 146
Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
I think I was Patient Zero once. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (WbIyz) Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (r9UYA) 148
MycoPhyto complex is good immune support. Therapeutic mushrooms.
Posted by: kallisto at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (d3k/b) 149
Grab your pearls. Jessie Jackson sez Trump sez racist things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC) 150
When I get sick with a fever I get horny. It's bizarre. Thankfully my spank bank is full and I have both arms.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:40 PM (g4lFK) 151
''Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?''
There's always something going around. Guess what? They all come from shitholes. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (jm1YL) 152
Its their primary data gathering engine, so yeah. Using Bing or something else doesn't hurt you at all. Sure, Microsoft are scum too but you can starve and hurt Google by doing it, and that's just a net positive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ----------- Hear, hear. GET OFF THE GOOLAG. You're nourishing the enemy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (y3sT9) 153
so has the hq made an offer to rosen?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (GFAq1) 154
Best management of the common cold:
Simply make a list of all the offhand cold remedies that are suggested in the comments, in random order. Try each one in turn for 12 hours. By the time you get halfway down the list your cold will have run its course and you'll feel better. Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (wPiJc) 155
Which story should they cover? shitholegate or pornstargate?
Posted by: It's me donna at January well the porn story is more likely to let them cover both. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (GFAq1) 156
That's got me pretty grouchy too.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 Jeez, we miss your upbeat, positive unicorn-rainbow fart comments. Posted by: JT at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (UsVrc) 157
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)
Well as least this post wasn't quite as edgy mean and disturbing as the post about meat hooks, hookers and blood. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (8+Ozj) Hyperbole. Kinda joking Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (g4lFK) 158
Pj Media reminder that shitholes are not only found outside the US, we have some here but guess we can't keep them out.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (aC6Sd) 159
What term could be used to describe a country that's worse than a shithole?
I'd brought up North Korea earlier as a non-shithole example. So I guess "nationwide prison" Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (6FqZa) 160
154. Or, to save time, do them all at the same time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL) 161
Personally, I hope the porn star story is true. And POTUS who bangs Stormy Daniels should go up on Mount Rushmore.
And Rick Wilson wants to gut people now? That pussy couldn't open a can of tuna, let alone one of whoop ass. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (Bx/sF) 162
First of all ace thanks for wading into the Idiot Marinade (MSM, most online stuff from the usual suspects, etc.) so that some of us don't have to (well, I wouldn't anyway, but I appreciate it).
And as I said back during the primaries, when things sometimes got frisky here, I like Mad Ace. Mad Ace b-slapping various comment miscreants. Didn't matter if ace was even off a bit, it was funny. Ace you're always funny, but Mad Ace is great, and Mean Edgy Ace as well. All your multiple personalities are cherished by the Horde. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (QDnY+) 163
Stormy Daniels has GOT to be blowing up on Pornhub right about now.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (+Tibp) 164
Grab your pearls. Jessie Jackson sez Trump sez racist things.
- Didn't Jesse give Trump some awards for being awesome towards black people? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (ks6bw) 165
http://bit.ly/2mpIJBr
" When the walls, come tumblin' down ".. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:28 PM (pL6Vz) ================================== We get a couple of tubas, a trombone, maybe an alto sax ........ Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (y3aQB) 166
Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
Yeah, in the summer. People say "in the summer?" instead of "yeah I had that..." or "lot of that going around." Grab your pearls. Jessie Jackson sez Trump sez racist things. "I've never heard such a racist thing in all my years in Hymietown!" --Jesse Jackson Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+) 167
"What do Idi Amin, Charles DeGaulle and Pope John Paul II have in common?"
They all played rugby second row at a competitive level. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (cAXIk) 168
just never ever ever click an ad on a Google search result. that way you're driving costs and cutting revenue.
Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (nFwvY) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:42 PM (WbIyz) 170
I diagnose rest, proper diet, and lots of orgasms.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:36 PM And all because I called you "cannoli"! Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (XhbCw) 171
''134 WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006, ''
Hasn't that story been around since the campaign? The MSM is rerunning their crap. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (jm1YL) 172
""Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my posts have started getting edgier and meaner. That might be due to general crabbiness from being worn-down, or it might be psychological chill being worn down due to the constant outbursts of insanity from the Broke-Brain Club of progressives, CNN partisans, and liberal Republicans who claim to be Super-Dupe TruCons.""
Good...gooood, use your anger. In this war with the left anger is gooood. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (aMlLZ) 173
stormy daniels is no erica boyer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (KP5rU) 174
154 Best management of the common cold:
Simply make a list of all the offhand cold remedies that are suggested in the comments, in random order. Try each one in turn for 12 hours. By the time you get halfway down the list your cold will have run its course and you'll feel better. Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (wPiJc) Or dead.. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (pL6Vz) 175
Well as least this post wasn't quite as edgy mean and disturbing as the post about meat hooks, hookers and blood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:39 PM (8+Ozj) What?? I was dropped on my head as a kid! Posted by: BTK at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (mtGE/) 176
What term could be used to describe a country that's worse than a shithole? Not a riddle. Seriously asking for suggestions. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL) Godforsaken shithole Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (lKyWE) 177
>>>135 What term could be used to describe a country that's worse than a shithole? Not a riddle. Seriously asking for suggestions.
Puerto Rico. Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (g5xnT) Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (/tuJf) 179
rugby is for psychopaths that cannot ice skate.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (GFAq1) 180
Whenever the MFM hits maximum meltdown freak out Trump will launch a drone at CNN HQ and they will not be able to increase their freak out.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (nBr1j) 181
Fox just reporting on Trump's physical at Walter Reed. Doc says he's in great health.
The MFM will be demanding a psychiatric evaluation next. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC) 182
When J. Jackson said he "would like to cut his [Obama's] nuts off" , was that a racist comment?
Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (CNm1v) 183
The wife picked up something while working at the VA gave it to me and I have not been able to shake it in over a week. Doubt it's the flu but it is something respiratory.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (+Dllb) 184
And all because I called you "cannoli"!
Well honestly, that's my prescription for pretty much everything. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+) 185
What term could be used to describe a country that's worse than a shithole? Not a riddle. Seriously asking for suggestions.
Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL) "Workers' Paradise". Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (y87Qq) 186
Trump at 71 is probably in better health than Hussein Obama ever was, what with the cigs, "moderate" drinking (and *cough* blow *cough*).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC) 187
Hasn't that story been around since the campaign? The MSM is rerunning their crap.
Yes, but they have to try and get him on something... Of course they shouldn't detract from their shitholegate... it's humming right along... Too much and their heads will explode Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr) 188
85 Hey Ace,
Do you have the bug that causes you to to cough up a bucket of mucus a day? The one the extra strength Mucinex doesn't even put a dent in? If so, go get an antibiotic. The doctor will tell you it doesn't do any good but I insisted and lo and behold a day after I started taking it my coughing problem disappeared. I'm almost as good as new. The damn bug has been going around since Thanksgiving. My office is a canyon of coughs. Regardless, you have a 3 day weekend so take it easy and feel better. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:31 PM (jm1YL) Mucinex you say. I've had better trips on the bad acid at a rock concert .. Posted by: Steve 9double agent?) Bannon at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (U5Xeq) 189
So even WSJ, who puts the article behind a paywall, says "alleged sexual encounter". So, possibly a gold digger?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (sD2WN) 190
My personal solution to a stuffed up head: Pick an OTC decongestant that works for you (my fave is sudafed, but there are other good ones) and start off at recommended dosage, then double that dosage every 8 hours until you start to feel some relief. Or you get too dizzy to stand.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh) 191
Stormy Daniels' website is hosted by Brand Danger. And there is bustiness on there.
So I am told. By a friend. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (6FqZa) 192
Dick Durbin spoke out on chain migration in 2010.
Posted by: kallisto at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (d3k/b) 193
182: does an it have nuts to cut off?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (KP5rU) 194
Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
I noticed that too. I guess there's a lot of that going around. Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (5ng19) 195
If you've got a Family Dollar nearby, their house version of nyquil is effective and not offensive to the taste buds.
Also honey and brown liquor. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (ks6bw) 196
>>>>'134 WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006, ''
Hasn't that story been around since the campaign? The MSM is rerunning their crap. . . .I thought that came out when he was doing the Apprentice show. Just more recycled garbage. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (+Dllb) 197
JackStraw I didn't think the IG investigation (the one we're talking about now, with the massive document dump commencing now) covered Trump/RUSSIA!!!, but just the FBI/DOJ "investigation" of the Clinton Crime Wave at State. Well, just the Espionage Act part of it (though Federal Records Act violations were inherent in most of the other crimes).
Since Trump/RUSSIA!! is ongoing, seems awkward to have an IG review conducted simultaneously. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (QDnY+) 198
in 2006, Trump would have just been married to Melania, right? Wouldn't he have been too busy with her?
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (a0IVu) 199
I saw this on Twitter, but Daniels posted a signed statement claiming the story is not true.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (Bx/sF) 200
'134 WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006, ''
At first glance I thought you said bush money. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (s2kyN) 202
Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
What an idiot! Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (ptqGC) 203
The H2N3 flu is a piker compared to net neutrality, tax cuts and what not. It won't kill 90 million a day.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (6Ll1u) 204
>>178 >>1.2M OIG reports delivered.
*yawn* Got my cigar and your shine box ready? It's been so long that the cigars and show polish are gone. Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA) 205
When J. Jackson said he "would like to cut his [Obama's] nuts off" , was that a racist comment?
Was that before or after he handed Donald Trump an NAACP reward for his positive work for the African American community? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+) 206
202 Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
Get used to it Dickie Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (O2RFr) 207
Also a giant wad of kale.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (WbIyz) Ace is not broke. He can afford toilet paper, even the 3-ply stuff. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (sD2WN) 208
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Fox just reporting on Trump's physical at Walter Reed. Doc says he's in great health. The MFM will be demanding a psychiatric evaluation next. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC) but..but...what about the 2400 calorie McD meals, and bazillion diet cokes every day? Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (a0IVu) 209
everyone is freaking about the shithole comment because is is absolutely true. Even worse, everyone knows it is true. Right, left, middle, patriot, traitor, everyone. Legal, illegal, aspiring illegal all know it is true.
Worse than speaking truth to power Trump is speaking truth to the voters. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (GFAq1) 210
That really upsets me because up to this point I thought he was a moral paragon. I'm going to have to reconsider everything now.
I agree with the sentiment (the actual sentiment, I mean, not the joke sentiment). But. The reason this kind of stuff was always considered important is you can get some idea how a guy is gonna treat you by looking at how he treats other people. A man who can cheat on his not-at-all-unattractive wife in the first year of marriage is a man who can steer military contracts to his buddies or sign legislation into law because someone made a big donation to his daughter's foundation. I think the good things his administration has accomplished have mostly been the result of people around him exerting influences. If those people change we could be looking at an entirely different president without having, you know, a different president. My read is Steve Bannon never had as much influence as he claimed, but what if that's not true? He's got some pretty left leaning people in his inner circle. And I worry about Congress changing hands. Trump thinks "I made a deal happen" is more important than the deal itself. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (h2Bdk) 211
I'm pretty sure Dick Nixon, the Kennedy boys, LBJ, Clinton, Bush, and Obama never used bad words in the Oval Office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (ptqGC) 212
201; these cars fucking, do you have a link? for research purposes only.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Hope Solo at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (s2kyN) 215
Give Trump some credit for paying for it; he ain't like Clinton, trying to get his jollies on the cheap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (k1TUh) 216
202 Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
Get used to it Dickie Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (O2RFr) The universe rolls its eyes at you Dick and then farts in your general direction. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (nBr1j) 217
202 Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
What an idiot! Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (ptqGC) Having lived in Illinois, Durbin is an opportunistic slimy fellow who has no moral center, but has attached, remora-like, to the Progressive Left as his meal ticket. IMO, of course. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (pL6Vz) 218
I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.
Is this social or professional? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc) 219
Which, oh wise and learned community, is worse for the diplomatic world and foreign relations:
1) someone saying something crude in a closed meeting 2) The news repeating that something thousands of times worldwide on national TV and the internet Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+) 220
209 everyone is freaking about the shithole comment because is is absolutely true. Even worse, everyone knows it is true. Right, left, middle, patriot, traitor, everyone. Legal, illegal, aspiring illegal all know it is true.
Worse than speaking truth to power Trump is speaking truth to the voters. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (GFAq1) You know there's a guy in Haiti right now thinking "What the hell is everyone so agitated for? Of course this place is a shithole. Everyone knows that." Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (h2Bdk) 221
"Two wars and a collapsing economy. Welcome to the gig. Where's the handbook on that?"
-- David Letterman Um, we wrote one in 1787, Dave. You can find a copy somewhere. -- The Framers of the US Constitution Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (5ng19) 223
>>ackStraw I didn't think the IG investigation (the one we're talking about now, with the massive document dump commencing now) covered Trump/RUSSIA!!!, but just the FBI/DOJ "investigation" of the Clinton Crime Wave at State. Well, just the Espionage Act part of it (though Federal Records Act violations were inherent in most of the other crimes).
It's impossible not to talk about it. The same people that he is investigating for the email investigation and other issues are the same people involved with the Trump/Russia investigation. It might not answer every single issue but it will cover many and those that aren't are already being investigated by other groups. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf) 224
>>>5 c'mon it's Friday Ace! Put up some shelves this weekend!
I'm very tired so I don't think i will work on the long-delayed Shelf Phase IV. I may, however, have enough energy to clean my fucking desk so that I can actually use it. (I piled a lot of books and shit on it when I was swapping out the book cases for shelves and never cleared it since.) Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (fA1SL) 226
rugby is for psychopaths that cannot ice skate.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 06:43 PM (GFAq1) IT's a thug's game played by gentleman whereas football is a thug's game played by...well, thugs and soccer is a gentleman's game played by thugs (and watched every four years to confirm that the stars deserve awards for acting) Posted by: auscolpyr at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (pzA2L) 227
No Al Hirt at Jericho. I did come across some baptisms in the River Jordan though that are nice. I gotta say, it looks kind of murky in there.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4) 228
everyone is freaking about the shithole comment because is is absolutely true
- All over something he didn't say apparently months and months ago. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (ks6bw) 229
That's great to hear about Trump's physical, Jane.
At no time in my 29 years have I been so worried that one guy might die, and so anxious that a few other people (they wear black dresses and play the part of commissars on our de facto Revolutionary Tribunal that sits just east of the Capitol) either buy the farm or at least be unable to "serve" (!) any longer. Yes, that reflects my low confidence in the country. Systems that depend on extraordinary individuals aren't really systems at all. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (QDnY+) 230
Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
This is one of those "is he stupid enough to believe that or does he just hope we are?" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+) 231
Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
Posted by: Northernlurker Oh, excellent. "Journal of That Year There Was A Lot of That Going Around"--Dan'l Defoe Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (H5rtT) 232
Decrepit David Letterman's most analingual questioments (questions that are really How Awesome Are You? compliments) for Obama.
Nothing that Obama did in office has tangibly affected Ayatollah Letterman. Nor will it do so for the remainder of his life. Otoh, they give Letterman the opportunity to virtue signal and feel that the brown people love him, despite his privilege. Obama is his Oprah. I'm still puzzled why Letterman isn't leprous to the left. He is an admitted harasser, isn't he? Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (2835Q) 233
211 I'm pretty sure Dick Nixon, the Kennedy boys, LBJ, Clinton, Bush, and Obama never used bad words in the Oval Office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:47 PM (ptqGC) Wasn't that one of the big shocks of Nixon's tapes? The public found out just how much their president swore in private? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (h2Bdk) 234
We get a couple of tubas, a trombone, maybe an alto sax ........
Posted by: grammie winger ----------- This is 'Murica, dammit, I'm going in with a Sousaphone. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (nBBdT) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (CLDdU) 236
>>.Get caught up on sleep and then hit the gym. Work through the rage.
I haven't worked out in a week. Probably 9 days actually. I can feel my testosterone dropping to Rick Wilson levels. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (8rNrN) 237
The wife picked up something while working at the VA gave it to me and I have not been able to shake it in over a week.
Very interesting. Posted by: Chartreuse at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (CNm1v) 238
"And I worry about Congress changing hands. Trump thinks "I made a deal happen" is more important than the deal itself."
What you wrote is arguably true for every President the US has ever had, with the possible exceptions of Reagan, Lincoln, and Washington. So big deal, yeah we live with uncertainty, we always do. Right now he's the best we got. And we need to keep Congress, and the best way to do that is make sure Trump keeps winning. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (k1TUh) 239
Stormy Daniels has GOT to be blowing up on Pornhub right about now.
not tired of winning Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (5ng19) "Stormy" Daniels? Maybe I should click on one of those links. Stormy? Posted by: auscolpyr at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (pzA2L) 240
Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
............ Except when Barry yelled to Reggie to pound his ________ harder. Posted by: wth at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (HgMAr) 241
I should have added, don't forget it was the OIG who found the Strzok-Page text messages.
And yes, the investigation he announced exactly one year ago today did say that he would be looking into events leading up to the election. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:52 PM (/tuJf) 242
'Why can't we do that?'
If it doesn't agree with you the first time you can always eat it again. Posted by: The dog at January 12, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7) 243
Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
Get used to it Dickie Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:46 PM (O2RFr) Ya may want to double check that with Rahm. His foul mouth is legendary. Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 12, 2018 06:52 PM (1l8jw) 244
227 No Al Hirt at Jericho. I did come across some baptisms in the River Jordan though that are nice. I gotta say, it looks kind of murky in there.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4) Aw, really?? Then try Freddie Mercury playing at the Solomon Coronation... ( it made the scrolls big back then)... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:52 PM (pL6Vz) 245
Get some horseradish in your mustard. Trust me.
Posted by: Oldgrunt at January 12, 2018 06:52 PM (EUdIq) 246
dick "dick" durban was conceived in the backseat of a clown car.
i stole that from dan fielding. esquire. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (KP5rU) 247
>>>I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.
>>>Is this social or professional? It starts professional but sometimes lifelong friendships are forged. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (8rNrN) 248
>>>>>>>ackStraw I didn't think the IG investigation (the one we're
talking about now, with the massive document dump commencing now) covered Trump/RUSSIA!!!, but just the FBI/DOJ "investigation" of the Clinton Crime Wave at State. Well, just the Espionage Act part of it (though Federal Records Act violations were inherent in most of the other crimes). It's impossible not to talk about it. The same people that he is investigating for the email investigation and other issues are the same people involved with the Trump/Russia investigation. It might not answer every single issue but it will cover many and those that aren't are already being investigated by other groups. . . .I think there is going to be some bleed over in all of this mess. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (+Dllb) 249
All this flu stuff - check out Walgreen's flu index page. I live in the middle of the heaviest flu region in the country, in the most heavily affected state in the country. Don't know why we ended up being the epicenter here in East Texas, but EVERYONE has it. (we got it in mid December, mostly over it now.)
I'll let you know if I see the Zombie Apocalypse break out around here. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (k1TUh) 250
224 >>>5 c'mon it's Friday Ace! Put up some shelves this weekend!
I'm very tired so I don't think i will work on the long-delayed Shelf Phase IV. I may, however, have enough energy to clean my fucking desk so that I can actually use it. (I piled a lot of books and shit on it when I was swapping out the book cases for shelves and never cleared it since.) Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN) ONT soldier says it all starts with making your bed. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (h2Bdk) 251
I'm still puzzled why Letterman isn't leprous to the left. He is an admitted harasser, isn't he?
Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (2835Q) That was way before the current thing though. It's like getting chicken pox when you're a kid, you can't get it again. Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA) 253
>>>"Stormy" Daniels? Maybe I should click on one of those links. Stormy?
I bet you that's not even her real name. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (8rNrN) 254
Wonder why no one is axing Letterman about all the interns he was banging at work?
Seems like just yesterday, http://tinyurl.com/y9umfytt Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (s2kyN) 255
"Two wars and a collapsing economy. Welcome to the gig. Where's the handbook on that?"
-- David Letterman And when he left office, the economy was still collapsed, but he'd gotten us into wars in 5 more countries! Yay? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (39g3+) 256
Dick Durbin reminds me of Chris Dodd.
Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (CNm1v) 257
E-Meth
http://bit.ly/2r3EHVg Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (WbIyz) 258
Maybe it's just me, but two things I don't see hurting Trump: making the beast with two backs with a porn starlette, or his alleged comments in a private meeting.
Though I'm not sure the actual positive bump to his popularity among some demos might be measurable, it could be. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (QDnY+) 259
Dick "dick" Durbin said Trump's language is something that no one in the WH has ever used.
====================== Oh for the love of pete. I live with a minister and I say it all the time. Particularly regarding one country, Yemen (which would have to take the escalator up to shithole) but yes - it is a word! That has been said! By a bed-partner of a man who wears a clerical collar! Haven't been struck dead yet, and frankly don't see a bolt on the way. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4) 260
No Al Hirt at Jericho. I did come across some baptisms in the River Jordan though that are nice. I gotta say, it looks kind of murky in there.
Posted by: grammie winger ------------ I've posted this before, Jeanne Robertson, 'Don't go Rafting Without a Baptist in the Boat', humor : http://tinyurl.com/jlgalqa Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (nBBdT) 261
I've crapped better piles than Durbin. He's the very model of modern major shithole
Posted by: The dog at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (UdKB7) 262
A black dude from Chicago who routinely had rappers as personal guests and nothing like that has ever been said before.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (ks6bw) 263
248. Bleed over? You mean, like a dead hobo in the trunk?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL) 264
247 >>>I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.
>>>Is this social or professional? It starts professional but sometimes lifelong friendships are forged. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:53 PM (8rNrN) I'm always nonplussed when the doc is humming show tunes.... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (pL6Vz) 265
JoeBiden
you cannot go to a 7 Eleven or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. Im not joking. 2006 first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy. 2007 gonna put yall back in chains. 2012 John Cardillo January 12 2018 Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: Stormy Daniels at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (6FqZa) 268
>>> Is "shall" just becoming an exotic variant of "will" that is used for emphasis?
I think so, yes. In the old days, I'm pretty sure "will" was the future tense of "want." As in, " I will it so" or "as you will (as you want)." Shall was used for actual intent to do something. I think. Whereas will was used to express a desire to do something. Now will has almost completely kicked shall out of the language. Man, I'll tell you what. You start clicking on Wikipedia entries for what seem to be dull points of language and you start finding out all sorts of interesting stuff about the evolution of english (and other languages0. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (8rNrN) 269
Stormy" Daniels?
Now those are some fake knockers right there. She's a very bad bad girl -- so a friend tells me.' Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (r9UYA) 270
I've posted this before, Jeanne Robertson, 'Don't go Rafting Without a Baptist in the Boat', humor :
http://tinyurl.com/jlgalqa Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (nBBdT) =================== Well you know I can't resist something with a name like that .... Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (lwiT4) 271
Now Joe "gropin'" Biden has chimed in all about how language like that isn't presidential.
Like he and President Obama both weren't saying that and worse in closed door meetings. This bald hypocrisy was less likely when people would duel over it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (39g3+) 272
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:55 PM (ks6bw)
Obama always referred to them as "potty places." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (8+Ozj) 273
Oh for the love of pete. I live with a minister and I say it all the time. Particularly regarding one country, Yemen (which would have to take the escalator up to shithole) but yes - it is a word! That has been said! By a bed-partner of a man who wears a clerical collar!
Haven't been struck dead yet, and frankly don't see a bolt on the way. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4) Sure... but isn't that just a cry for punishment? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (h2Bdk) 274
Why is it okay for dogs to eat raw chicken and raw meat?
Why can't we do that? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (CLDdU) Because our gut is long, like a fruit-eating monkey. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (WbIyz) 275
271 Now Joe "gropin'" Biden has chimed in all about how language like that isn't presidential.
Hillary too... Talking about those poor Haitians.. You know the ones she and Bill fucked over Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (O2RFr) 276
231 Has anyone ever had a cold or the flu without someone saying there's a lot of that going around?
Posted by: Northernlurker Oh, excellent. "Journal of That Year There Was A Lot of That Going Around"--Dan'l Defoe Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (H5rtT) I'm the only one at the office today. Everyone else got tossed into a pit and covered with dirt. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (nBr1j) 277
'Now Joe "gropin'" Biden has chimed in all about how language like that isn't presidential. '
What's the big fuckin deal? Posted by: The dog at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (UdKB7) 278
I google up Stormy, man she has some big tits. Pornhub has it all, no link sorry this is a smart military blog, not a porn site.
Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (s2kyN) 279
Man, I'll tell you what. You start clicking on Wikipedia entries for what seem to be dull points of language and you start finding out all sorts of interesting stuff about the evolution of english (and other languages0.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:56 PM (8rNrN) http://etymonline.com/ See you in a few months. Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (y87Qq) 280
Well doesn't Dick eat Lyndsay's crap? He should know better to determine one shithole from another.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (pzA2L) Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (h2Bdk) 282
Shall has very specific power in regulatory settings.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (ks6bw) 283
"making the beast with two backs with a porn starlette, "
I've posted on this before. Comedian John Mullaney has a riff from years ago about how Trump does what a hobo would do if he suddenly became a billionaire. Put his name in big gold letters on buildings, f*ck super-models ... Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (cAXIk) 284
274. I saw Fruit-Eating Monkey open for the Allen Parsons Project at the Primate House. Real shit-show.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL) 285
Maybe it's just me, but two things I don't see hurting Trump: making the beast with two backs with a porn starlette, or his alleged comments in a private meeting.
Let's just say that its only going to hurt him with people who already despise him. Its an attempt to gin up black vote, to get them all askeered of the Republican boogieman again. Yes, we treat you like trash and unemployment is at its lowest measured level ever for blacks under Trump but RAAYCISSS!!!!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+) 286
not sure about that, though. I'll go check.
but seriously, last weekend I was on a wikipedia walk about all sorts of shit about basic English grammar and etymologies of words and "defective verbs" (it's worth the look up). You know the word "forlorn"? Adjective, right? Well, not entirely. It HAD BEEN the past participle of a verb with a full conjugation -- "forlese," meaning to abandon, lose, or destroy. But forlese itself became archaic, and then completely forgotten. However, the past participle of it, "forlorn," survived as an adjective. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (8rNrN) 287
I hate fucking fruit-eating monkeys. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (CLDdU) 288
277 'Now Joe "gropin'" Biden has chimed in all about how language like that isn't presidential. '
It was also in a private closed door meeting... Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr) 289
Hillary always referred to them as "washroom receptacles".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (8+Ozj) 290
grammie, i'm sure the rev may have muttered that word under his breath a few times. no thing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (lKyWE) 292
273 Oh for the love of pete. I live with a minister and I say it all the time. Particularly regarding one country, Yemen (which would have to take the escalator up to shithole) but yes - it is a word! That has been said! By a bed-partner of a man who wears a clerical collar!
Haven't been struck dead yet, and frankly don't see a bolt on the way. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (lwiT4) Sure... but isn't that just a cry for punishment? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 06:57 PM (h2Bdk A spanking perhaps? Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (nBr1j) 293
I'm always nonplussed when the doc is humming show tunes....
I'm more intrigued when he has both hands on my shoulders. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (WbIyz) 294
Finally home from work. Regarding shi@tholegate: we deplorable appreciate PDT and his calling it what it is...Haiti has somewhere around 6 million people. They got 13 billion to rebuild after the earthquake. Haiti is the 4th most corrupt government in the world. Bill Clinton and the President of Haiti teamed up to help direct relief funds. I'm not kidding.
They could have given every poverty stricken resident a million dollars and still had enough to rebuild better than before. And so the people keep re-electing corrupt leadership but I'm supposed to feel sorry for everyone. Yup, Trump called it. Nicely done Mr. President. Oh, and Sick Durban is a pussyfooting. There...all done, time for a Martini. Posted by: dailydish at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (g5vXL) 295
. (I piled a lot of books and shit on it when I was swapping out the book cases for shelves and never cleared it since.)
Posted by: ace ------------- Hammer's First Law of Flat Surfaces - The clutter will expand to fill all available space. The science is settled. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (y3sT9) 296
"Shall has very specific power in regulatory settings."
It means "must," or else. "Will" implies best efforts, which is less. Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (cAXIk) 297
Was thinking of the rap scene the other day, if that bunch isn't about whored up women who is? But nothing from their circles so everything must be ok.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd) 298
"As they say in my business, I'm going to give you the whole load today."
Posted by: joe biden, 31 Oct 2012 at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (6FqZa) 299
I haven't worked out in a week. Probably 9 days actually.
I can feel my testosterone dropping to Rick Wilson levels. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (8rNrN) Cheap exercise stuff, right underfoot where it can't be ignored. A huge exercise ball to roll your back on and do some quick ab stuff. Kettlebells, ab roller. Right underfoot. The gym is the curse of fitness. Too damn far away. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (2FqvZ) 300
Grammie. The Jordan is a bit murky and has giant muskrats swimming in it. Very weird. As I recall the area where they baptize people is roped off. Maybe to keep the muskrats out. Beautiful area.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (N3JsI) 301
Shan't is used enough either.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (WbIyz) 302
287: sooth, you know what they say about fucking monkeys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (KP5rU) 303
156 That's got me pretty grouchy too.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 Jeez, we miss your upbeat, positive unicorn-rainbow fart comments. Posted by: JT at January 12, 2018 06:41 PM (UsVrc) The hell are you on about? I'm a cheery fucking ray of sunshine. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (NWiLs) 304
Wait, someone actually thinks a gold-loving billionaire who recently went by "The Donald" having sex with a porn star is going to DECREASE black turnout?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (ks6bw) 305
I confess I have been with a famous 80's porn star. She should have paid me a non disclosure fee because I told everyone of my friends as soon as I could. Ettes don't think less of me . I was young and dumb.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (2DOZq) 306
298: thought that was peter north.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (KP5rU) 307
Oh, check out the history of the past participle of "go," went.
Went was just the past tense of *wend.* As in wend around, meander. Go had its own past participle (which escapes me right now), but people used "went" more and more as the past tense for having gone somewhere, and go's actual past tense dropped out of the language, and went became its official, has-almost-nothing-to-do-with-go past participle. The verb wend then had to mutate to form a NEW part participle so as not to be confused with go's hijacking of "went." Wend's past participle became "wended." If you look it up, it's fascinating -- go, in a whole bunch of languages (all the romance ones), is similarly made up of conjugations of OTHER synonyms for "go" which became obsolete and dropped out of the langauge. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (8rNrN) 308
Durbin is *so* stupid, and inept, in his slanders and fakery, that someone should turn the guns back on him and deliver a vicious barrage. First what may be a lie about the private meeting, followed by the ridiculous statement that he'd never heard such talk at a WH, and then the shark-jumping idiocy about "chain migration". If only the WH had surrogates, of any kind, anywhere on Capitol Hill.
And that brings up the broader topic, that the Dems now feel the need to ramp up their slander. The vile and stupid Blumenthal from CT has called Trump an odious racist. Long past time for the WH and some GOP to attack this slander, and bury these cretins in scorn for *their* crude racism, which at this point has moved being on the 4 pillars of the collapsed/crazy Dem Part, to being the essential one. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:01 PM (QDnY+) 309
Shan't is used enough either.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January well, from what I have garnered here "taint" is the modern form of "shan't", or at least more frequently used. Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (GFAq1) 310
Hammer's First Law of Flat Surfaces - The clutter will expand to fill all available space.
The science is settled. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (y3sT9) I think that's the genesis of the tiny house thing the hipsters are doing. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (h2Bdk) 311
299 I haven't worked out in a week. Probably 9 days actually.
I can feel my testosterone dropping to Rick Wilson levels. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 06:51 PM (8rNrN) Cheap exercise stuff, right underfoot where it can't be ignored. A huge exercise ball to roll your back on and do some quick ab stuff. Kettlebells, ab roller. Right underfoot. The gym is the curse of fitness. Too damn far away. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM (2FqvZ) Slaughtering livestock outdoors in the cold... much better than Planet Fitness... who don't judge you... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (pL6Vz) 312
To Joe Biden I would repeat Barack Hussein Obama's sage, weekly advice to him: "Shut the fuck up, retard!"
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (PnFNZ) 313
Why is it okay for dogs to eat raw chicken and raw meat?
Why can't we do that? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (CLDdU) You want to roll in and eat animal poop, too? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC) 314
>>>>MycoPhyto<<<<
Myco! Phyto! Myco! Phyto! Unday Jockomo feeno anan nay Jockomo fee na nay! (apologies to New Orleans) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (3DZIZ) 315
If you are going to eat carrion, it's best to have a short gut.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (WbIyz) 316
I think its a bit much to ask the American people to believe that no president before has ever sworn in the White House. This is just one of those out of touch things the left just cannot get their heads around.
They have this image of non-urbanites as looking like that painting of the old couple in front of the house, all pearl-clutching and horrified. I go to church with a bunch of dairy farmers and they have more crude and raw language than I do. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+) 317
Let's just say that its only going to hurt him with people who already despise him.
And that, in short, is the way this game is going to work. All the constant media whining is making absolutely no difference in opinion either way. It's all masturbation for monkeys. What will move the needle? All those people seeing more money in their paychecks starting next month. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (oVJmc) 318
you know what they say about fucking monkeys. That they'll rip your face off if you take your eye off them? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (CLDdU) 319
http://bit.ly/2DrIwpM
We have been watching you too jack. Monday morning, more video drops. ShadowBan Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (y3aQB) 320
Ah, husband is home with take-out salads. Yay. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC) 321
grammie, i'm sure the rev may have muttered that word under his breath a few times. no thing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:59 PM (KP5rU) Perhaps he's dropped it in a message. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (nBr1j) 322
"Oh shit: Wait, is Monday a day off?
Wow, my mood just improved." - ace Not for us schlubs in the private sector. But I'm cool with that. More parking what with the City Drones absent. Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (sGSvK) 323
so tired of these lunatic jagoffs.
If you think they're tiresome lunatics now just wait til the indictments start landing closer and closer to their anointed. Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (FhXTo) 324
Get well soon, Ace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (hyuyC) 325
313 Why is it okay for dogs to eat raw chicken and raw meat?
Why can't we do that? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 06:50 PM (CLDdU) You can, but you're gonna have to get wormed every once in awhile. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (h2Bdk) 326
Oh shit: Wait, is Monday a day off?
Wow, my mood just improved." - ace yeah you get off on monday Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (GFAq1) 327
300 Grammie. The Jordan is a bit murky and has giant muskrats swimming in it. Very weird. As I recall the area where they baptize people is roped off. Maybe to keep the muskrats out. Beautiful area.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 12, 2018 07:00 PM ( Heard from a Christian Tourist friend that it some spots in dry season it is eay to jump across. Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pL6Vz) 328
wait, went is the simple past tense of go, not the past participle. The past participle was and remains "gone," which is clearly related to "go."
Look, I'm sick. My brain isn't working quite right. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (CLDdU) 330
322 "Oh shit: Wait, is Monday a day off?
Wow, my mood just improved." - ace Not for us schlubs in the private sector. But I'm cool with that. More parking what with the City Drones absent. Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 12, 2018 07:03 PM (sGSvK) Schools are closed too so that's a plus. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (NWiLs) 331
I confess I have been with a famous 80's porn star
My guess is her first name was Ginger, because I think half of them were named that. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (39g3+) 332
328 wait, went is the simple past tense of go, not the past participle. The past participle was and remains "gone," which is clearly related to "go."
Look, I'm sick. My brain isn't working quite right. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (8rNrN) If it's good enough for a Senator... Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (NWiLs) 333
Obama: I, uh, uh, I, I, I
Letterman: hee, hee, hee Obama: I, uh, I, mm, My, Me Letterman: hee, hee Obama: Me, My, uh, mm, I, I Letterman: hee, hee, hee *cha-ching* Posted by: Netflix at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (bJ0w+) 334
Wild Turkey Honey, drank the whole bottle last time I had a bad cold and got up the next morning feeling awesome!
195 If you've got a Family Dollar nearby, their house version of nyquil is effective and not offensive to the taste buds. Also honey and brown liquor. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 06:45 PM (ks6bw) Posted by: AdamPM at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (eVxcR) 335
I think all this cranking up the hate is so when Trump keeps his work and shuts down the government all the liberal's heads will explode.
He'll keep the parks open, close the EPA. PREFECT! Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (s2kyN) 336
What will move the needle? All those people seeing more money in their paychecks starting next month.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:02 PM (oVJmc) I think if Trump caves on immigration the needle is gonna move in a very unmistakable and very unpleasant way for the president. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (h2Bdk) 337
Oh wait Ace is sick. There's shitholes all over the place. Maybe I should go get some disinfectant spray for the keyboard.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (nBr1j) 338
BC powder and a hot toddy.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs) 339
What will move the needle? All those people seeing more money in their paychecks starting next month.
I suspect so. This isn't really about changing minds though, its about controlling the narrative. Yesterday it was all about tax cuts, Trump Bonuses, and the way the president looked so in charge, smart, and capable in that open meeting with congress. They had to put a boot on that, quick. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (39g3+) 340
What will Steve Hayes tell his daughter now?
"I have gained 15 lbs and can't hide it with a hobo beard. I have a cruise to go to, see ya!" Posted by: Steve Hayes at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (mtGE/) 341
195 If you've got a Family Dollar nearby, their house version of nyquil is effective and not offensive to the taste buds.
night trainquil Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (GFAq1) 342
I don't get Robert E. Lee's Birthday off. Neither do I get Yankee Memorial Day off. I do get Confederate Memorial Day off though.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (WbIyz) 343
ace in russki the verbs of motion are their own special hell. Part of that is just the general PITA of russki verbs (perfective/imperfective). But it's a whole thang within all the other thangs.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+) 344
Melania's hotter.
Posted by: George LeS at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (+TcCF) 345
>>>>>Haven't been struck dead yet, and frankly don't see a bolt on the way.
. . .It's usually the one you don't see coming......just sayin. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (+Dllb) 346
apparently the weird unrelated conjugations of "to be" (am, are, is, are, plus was, were, etc.) are assembled from different copular type verbs that disappeared out of the language. They're supposedly little survivals of Proto-Indo-European. That happens in a bunch of different languages too. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (8rNrN) 347
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Oh wait Ace is sick. There's shitholes all over the place. Maybe I should go get some disinfectant spray for the keyboard. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:05 PM (nBr1j) Keep your hands away from the USB ports. Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (s2kyN) 348
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (nBBdT)
========================== Oh my gosh Mike! I'm laughing so hard!! Ahahahaha Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4) 349
It's high time we wendt.
Posted by: Jorge Wendt at January 12, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l) 350
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2018 07:07 PM (KCxzN) 351
''I haven't worked out in a week. Probably 9 days actually. ''
I've been sick for over a week and just got back to the gym yesterday. It was hard but I felt rotten not going. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:07 PM (jm1YL) 352
The past for go might have been gang. The two forms in German are still ging and gegangen
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 07:07 PM (cW490) 353
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Dogs can't eat chocolate... but they can eat raw chicken. This makes sense? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 07:04 PM (CLDdU) My dog ate an entire pound of chocolate once. Didn't bother her at all. That dog would eat anything. I'm amazed she lived as long as she did without having to got to the vet for stomach surgery. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:07 PM (h2Bdk) 354
Monday is a 'holiday'? Will there be a parade?
Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (zLDYs) 355
Ace - don't mix alcohol with Tylenol it's very bad for your liver
Posted by: batterup at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (mtGE/) 356
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (GFAq1)
I don't know why anyone would shop anywhere else first. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (2DOZq) 357
Take out salad? Why not just lick the grocery cart handlebar with your tongue? But I'm a germaphobe. Certified, with full credentials. Also -- never get sick. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (2FqvZ) 358
Mike Rowe takes a psuedo-intellectual delicate snowflake who confuses science with her cult religion out to the woodshed for the beating of her life: https://www.facebook.com/TheRealMikeRowe/posts/1780970495246419
Posted by: Saber Alter at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (wOz5k) Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA) 360
348 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:54 PM (nBBdT)
========================== Oh my gosh Mike! I'm laughing so hard!! Ahahahaha Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4) Yeah, well, it's all fun and games until the Lake of Fire ( or is that Fire Lake)????? Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (pL6Vz) 361
Going to a go-go. Posted by: otho at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (qGuLD) 362
Just got word that I am going to be paid to put together an Ikea indoor closet thing for a neighbor, should I charge more seeing as its really a shithole?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (6Ll1u) 363
The irony to MLK Day is that it created a great three-day skiing weekend.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (cAXIk) Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (on6WJ) 365
Who needs chocolate when you can lick your own ass?
Posted by: The dog at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (UdKB7) 366
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>>344 Melania's hotter. Perhaps a menage a trois? Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA) I sense a quiet as most morons here visualize the possibility. Lol. Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (a0IVu) 367
359 >>344 Melania's hotter.
Perhaps a menage a trois? Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA) Sadly, what Insty says is true - inside every threesome is a twosome and a onesome. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (h2Bdk) 368
If you are going to eat carrion, it's best to have a short gut. Carrion must be safely stowed in the overhead compartment before takeoff. Posted by: Your Flight Attendant - Shithole Airlines at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Drew Barrymore at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (+lOpA) 371
I've had a sore knee for a week. No exercise for me.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (nBr1j) 372
362 Just got word that I am going to be paid to put together an Ikea indoor closet thing for a neighbor, should I charge more seeing as its really a shithole?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (6Ll1u) IKEA.... run away... that's like going to Mordor with some Ring.... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (pL6Vz) 373
''Just got word that I am going to be paid to put together an Ikea indoor closet thing for a neighbor, should I charge more seeing as its really a shithole?''
You should. Consider it a "Trump Bonus" Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (jm1YL) 374
oops. Go away Drew.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (+lOpA) 375
So Friday is take out salad day............
WTF? Pizza, stromboli, hambergers and fries, Chinese maybe. Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (aC6Sd) 376
Yeah, well, it's all fun and games until the Lake of Fire ( or is that Fire Lake)?????
https://youtu.be/Ld1l4Ud7jp8 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+) 377
Here's the woman pushing male breastfeeding.
http://www.robynlee.ca/ She seems really obsessed with the political implications of it. I still don't get how you can be a feminist if you eliminate something that distinguishes men from women. Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (2835Q) 378
weird unrelated conjugations of "to be" (am, are, is, are, plus was,
were, etc.) are assembled from different copular type verbs Heh heh. He said copular. Hehehehehe. Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (LAe3v) 379
What will move the needle? All those people seeing more money in their paychecks starting next month.
Hey, we can raise your wages or our wages. Vote Democrat! Posted by: The Swamp at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (cW490) 380
People in Dick Durbin's district who aren't leftists need to send him an e-mail about the utter stupidity of getting his underwear in a wad by having the vapors and saying "Nobody in the WH ever said language like that before!!."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (8+Ozj) 381
I like IKEA. Screw you guys.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (IqV8l) 383
If you are going to eat carrion, it's best to have a short gut. Carrion must be safely stowed in the overhead compartment before takeoff. Posted by: Your Flight Attendant - Shithole Airlines at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (EzdLW) My neighbors carrion all hours of the night Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (lKyWE) 384
ask ace about ikea trash. fucking drills all run backwards.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (KP5rU) 385
how hard will they flip out when it runs out men do it better.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (GFAq1) 386
>>>352 The past for go might have been gang. The two forms in German are still ging and gegangen
yeah and there's that scottish use of "gang" for go. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (8rNrN) 387
Finally home from work. I don't have a cold, but I'm drinking plenty of fluids. Namely, martinis.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R) 388
Sorry, I'm flat-on-my-ass under the weather. I've had something since Monday.
You're a girly man. I've been sick since well before Xmas. It sucks. Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (LAe3v) 389
374 oops. Go away Drew.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (+lOpA) That one had me scratching my head. "Is there something about Drew Barrymore I don't know?" Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz) 391
381. Whatcha gonna do, hex us?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL) 392
I wonder how many people complaining about the shithole comment have their actual shitholes bleached. Seems kinda racist and stuff, trying to make your shithole white.
Posted by: Dang at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (8b+oT) 393
381 I like IKEA. Screw you guys.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA) Scandi, eh?? Lutefisk and reindeer jerky?? Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (pL6Vz) 394
People in Dick Durbin's district who aren't leftists need to send him an e-mail He's a senator. The whole state of Illinois is his district. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (on6WJ) 396
>>>Do you have the bug that causes you to to cough up a bucket of mucus a day? The one the extra strength Mucinex doesn't even put a dent in? If so, go get an antibiotic.
nah, I don't have those kind of obvious symptoms. It's all just fatigue and soreness and my brain being all retarded. Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:13 PM (8rNrN) 397
I haven't worked out in a week. Probably 9 days actually. Bro, just try out some of those routines I do while sitting in my anchor chair on the CNN set. Posted by: Chris Cuomo, Soul Sherpa at January 12, 2018 07:13 PM (EzdLW) 398
We had ice and sleet this afternoon turning to snow now. Supposed to get 6 inches maybe. We're having a real winter this year.
Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:13 PM (jm1YL) 399
I hope you get some rest, Ace. Maybe check out a movie you'd like or something. The crazy does pile up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:13 PM (xJa6I) 400
Been taking cold medicine so haven't thought about alcohol
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:13 PM (aC6Sd) 401
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>>344 Melania's hotter. Perhaps a menage a trois? Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA) One of "Stormy" tits are bigger than Moochie ass. Just saying. Posted by: George at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (s2kyN) 402
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l)'
Sorry, Despite my egregious stupidity and memory lapse I think people in IL should still write to him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (8+Ozj) 403
True fact (and details are mostly correct): back in the 80s, when MLK day was made a federal holiday except for Grump, the Senate failed by 2 votes to make it a fixed holiday (this year, by chance, Monday is his actual b-day). "Floating" holidays (3rd Monday of a month - that's how most of them are now) are cheaper and easier then fixed ones.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (QDnY+) 404
somebody would have to read it to dick. he can't read above a remedial level.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (KP5rU) 405
Oh and I just got into Star Trek DS9 thanks to Razorfist.
I'm only 9 episodes in but it's pretty good. Especially compared to the last few Star Wars movies. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (xJa6I) 406
396. Have you been drinking enough? Sounds like you have a booze deficiency.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL) 407
That one had me scratching my head. "Is there something about Drew Barrymore I don't know?"
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (h2Bdk) Oh, sorry just a funny skit from SNL back when they were funny. They asked "Drew Barrymore" what the worst job would be and she said "Burning monkeys". Maybe just funny to me. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:15 PM (+lOpA) 408
24 300k in taxpayer funds paid to settle harassment claims in congress since 2003. I want details.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (gC2IV) ********* But Trump vugar!!!! Posted by: Democrats at January 12, 2018 07:15 PM (6dFYM) 409
He's a senator. The whole state of Illinois is his district.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l) ========================== If Illinois could get Cook County redistricted into Lake Michigan, the state wouldn't be half bad. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:16 PM (lwiT4) 410
Oh, sorry just a funny skit from SNL back when they were funny.
They asked "Drew Barrymore" what the worst job would be and she said "Burning monkeys". Maybe just funny to me. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:15 PM (+lOpA) Naw, not just you. I'm cackling like an idiot right now. Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 12, 2018 07:16 PM (sGSvK) 411
#308
The only people who are wound up about this is the media and Politicians. The rest of the population is too busy and tired of the constant racist shit the Dems scream daily. Even Fox is unbearable. Posted by: dailydish at January 12, 2018 07:16 PM (g5vXL) 412
381 I like IKEA. Screw you guys.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA) I thought I would save money and I went a bought wood and built one of those simple one foot wide six foot high five shelve display cabinets. Took half the day but turned out quite nice. Went to IKEA a few months later and saw almost the exact same thing I made for a third of the price of the wood I bought. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq) 413
I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt. Moooooon River! Posted by: Fletch at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (EzdLW) 414
I wish Trump hadn't been defensive. "No, I didn't say it, but I'm having a hard time finding fault with that Democrat operative's language..."
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (cW490) 415
What's surprising is that anyone finds it surprising that PDT can be vulgar.
Posted by: ElBJ at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (UdKB7) 416
I'm no doctor but I do know that The-Doll-House dot com has life like companions for sell that should cheer most men up felling on edge and needing some comfy time with a beautiful woman who can't talk. NSFW
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (g4lFK) 417
They asked "Drew Barrymore" what the worst job would be and she said "Burning monkeys".
Is that the Valurite version of Burning Man? Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v) 418
I think people in IL should still write to him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (8+Ozj) =================== It's like writing to the Mafia. Seriously. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (lwiT4) 419
re DS9 - I'm only 9 episodes in but it's pretty good
Dude. That show gets so much better. Every time some media outfit posts a load of bullshit I have "it's a faaake" go through my head. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa) 420
412 381 I like IKEA. Screw you guys.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA) I thought I would save money and I went a bought wood and built one of those simple one foot wide six foot high five shelve display cabinets. Took half the day but turned out quite nice. Went to IKEA a few months later and saw almost the exact same thing I made for a third of the price of the wood I bought. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq) Same type of wood? Seems like everything at IKEA is particleboard. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (h2Bdk) 421
iwas arrested in crook county once. good fucking time.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (KP5rU) 422
Dick Durbin sounds like a venereal disease.
If you're not careful in those shithole countries you could get a bad case of dick durbin. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:18 PM (nBr1j) 423
The murder rate in Port au Prince is 40X that of the USA.
Posted by: Democrats at January 12, 2018 07:18 PM (6dFYM) 424
Dang, I meant to jump in on "copular verbs". (cue Beavis sounds)
ace in russki the present tense form of "to be" is simply omitted. Can't even remember right now whether I learned any conjugations for present tense. There's just past, and future. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:18 PM (QDnY+) 425
I can't wait till they open the new IKEA near us. Midsommer 2018.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (lwiT4) 426
I dunno what it is about Drew Barrymore but she really hit me right in the sweet spot. Cute but not so pretty she's intimidating, fun and the kind of girl you could imagine hanging out with your buddies and keeping right up, and then coming home with you and rewarding you for such a fun time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+) 427
412. Here's the difference. The ikea crap will go all wobbly and wonky once the crappy mdf they use in that future shithole of a country gets exposed to moisture.
MDF - shithole furniture building material. Almost as shithole demonstrative as those goddamned plastic chairs Teh Arabs love so much. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL) 428
they should just name it Port au Potty and be done with it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (6FqZa) 429
423 The murder rate in Port au Prince is 40X that of the USA.
Posted by: Democrats at January 12, 2018 07:18 PM (6dFYM) I wonder if their clearance rate is any worse than South Chicago. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (h2Bdk) 430
402 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l)'
Sorry, Despite my egregious stupidity and memory lapse I think people in IL should still write to him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:14 PM (8+Ozj) It would be good for the writers, but I'm afraid it would not affect him... I think he's depraved... maybe deplorable... Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (pL6Vz) 431
If Illinois could get Cook County redistricted into Lake Michigan, the state wouldn't be half bad.
I would appreciate it if I could be let off first. The lake is nipply this time of year. Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (nisXv) 432
iwas arrested in crook county once. good fucking time. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (KP5rU) =========================== No kidding? Why didn't you say something? I woulda posted bail. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (lwiT4) 433
I got a Dick Durbin one time and my pecker swoll up like a bull.
Posted by: ElBJ at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (UdKB7) 434
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I dunno what it is about Drew Barrymore but she really hit me right in the sweet spot. Cute but not so pretty she's intimidating, fun and the kind of girl you could imagine hanging out with your buddies and keeping right up, and then coming home with you and rewarding you for such a fun time. You've clearly given this a lot of thought. Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru) 436
For all my illnesses, I take Wild Turkey 101.
Alcohol kills germs. It's science. And who are we to deny science? Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (iiixZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (8+Ozj) 438
The *Clinton* voters are outraged Trump banged a porn star? Really? The party of Kennedys?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc) 439
It was a golden era of TV when Deep Space Nine and Babylon Five were both on the air at the same time. And Friends. Which my idiot jerk roommates insisted on watching instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (39g3+) 440
So I saw an ad for an HIV drug. I think that's the first time I've ever seen that. So you know how drug ads have the list of side effects? Holy shit this list was basically every possible bad thing that can happen....rashes, headaches, liver problems, kidney problems, possible paralysis, if you have Hepatitis or are overweight it could kill you instantly and on and on. It was kind of funny, in a sad way.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (GMwtw) 441
Dick Durbin sounds like a venereal disease.
If you're not careful in those shithole countries you could get a bad case of dick durbin. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:18 PM (nBr1j) I hate it when that happens. Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (T71PA) 442
424. Yep. Also, fun fact - the Slavic root word for Heaven is itself a negation of a noun that does not exist. 'Nebo'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL) 443
432; only cost me $200.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:21 PM (KP5rU) 444
>>It was a golden era of TV when Deep Space Nine and Babylon Five were both on the air at the same time. And Friends. Which my idiot jerk roommates insisted on watching instead
Careful. Ace is a big Friends Fan. Yuge. Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:21 PM (on6WJ) 445
And Friends.
Jennifer Anniston seemed to be completely unfamiliar with the concept of undergarments. Very familiar with cold rooms, though. Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (LAe3v) 446
Ikea doesn't really use wood, they use Formica covered glued together sawdust, the only thing holding our society together.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (6Ll1u) 447
Take a fucking break Ace. Really
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (czkHE) 448
I would appreciate it if I could be let off first. The lake is nipply this time of year.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:19 PM (nisXv) ============================== Plop on over the border near the lake - my daughter will take you in. She likes free babysitting. Or go a little farther west and skate on up to Lake Geneva. There's a bar on the lake with a fire pit that I just happened to stumble upon..... Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (lwiT4) 449
"That's a lot of documents."
That is on purpose, and means that they will be sorting thru them until the earth gets swallowed up by the sun when it goes red giant... Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (w7KSn) 450
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:17 PM (h2Bdk)
No , theirs is almost all MDF but it would have served my purpose. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (2DOZq) 451
Ben Jacobs@Bencjacobs
A Dem source's reaction to the Trump/porn star/hush money story: "Hillary Clinton was truly the worst candidate in American history." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru) 452
>>>>412. Here's the difference. The ikea crap will go all wobbly and wonky
once the crappy mdf they use in that future shithole of a country gets exposed to moisture. MDF - shithole furniture building material. Almost as shithole demonstrative as those goddamned plastic chairs Teh Arabs love so much. . . .And don't ever try to move it once it is built and in place. It will fall apart. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (+Dllb) 453
I finally got tired of BBT reruns, and started watching Friends reruns instead. It's remarkable how well that show holds up.
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (LAe3v) 454
Last IKEA item I assembled (book shelf) had the holes to accept door mounting screws drilled on the wrong side. I puzzled over it and studied it and killed half a day making sure I was right. Then instead of returning it and adding that hassle, I just drilled holes on the correct side myself.
I remember laughing and thinking - "you had one job" - how ridiculous it was that the assemble-yourself people had f***ed up almost the only thing they had to do correctly. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (QDnY+) 455
Oprah (my late father called her "Okra") filmed herself in California mudslideville. THAT looked like a shit hole too.
the same way liberals destroy one place then move to a new place to avoid the high taxes or whatever, idiotic people destroy their countries with socialism/communism and then want to come here because they need something new to destroy. it must stop. Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (i2trk) 456
I dunno what it is about Drew Barrymore but she really hit me right in the sweet spot. Cute but not so pretty she's intimidating, fun and the kind of girl you could imagine hanging out with your buddies and keeping right up, and then coming home with you and rewarding you for such a fun time. This wasn't when she was in 'E.T.', was it? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc) 457
Monday is going to be a frozen blizzardy day in Boulder, so not itself good for skiing... or for driving back from skiing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (6FqZa) 458
440 So I saw an ad for an HIV drug. I think that's the first time I've ever seen that. So you know how drug ads have the list of side effects? Holy shit this list was basically every possible bad thing that can happen....rashes, headaches, liver problems, kidney problems, possible paralysis, if you have Hepatitis or are overweight it could kill you instantly and on and on. It was kind of funny, in a sad way.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (GMwtw) Most side effects aren't real. They do a drug trial, someone writes down they had a headache that day, and it goes on the side effect list. I think it's a play by drug makers to get the list to be so long for every drug you just ignore it. I think it works, too. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (h2Bdk) 459
Ace is a big Friends Fan. Yuge.
My hate of friends burns so fierce that it negates ace's fandom. It was literally everything I hate about sitcoms despite having two really pretty girls in it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+) 460
447 Take a fucking break Ace. Really
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 12, 2018 07:22 PM (czkHE) That's what Stormy Daniels does on vacation. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (nBr1j) 461
I did not believe it was possible to be a huge Seinfeld fan and a huge Friends fan. I've never seen or heard about its existence in nature.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (g4lFK) 462
Durbin....Drubin.
One is an idiot doofus, the other a character in a movie. Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (K8gH+) 463
I'm still over the moon from that s******* countries remark that was awesome
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (eLVrv) 464
>>My hate of friends burns so fierce that it negates ace's fandom. It was literally everything I hate about sitcoms despite having two really pretty girls in it.
He wasn't watching it for the girls... Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (on6WJ) 465
I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Sfs6o) 466
It was literally everything I hate about sitcoms despite having two really pretty girls in it.
We're gonna need a clarification. Who was the homely one? Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (LAe3v) 467
459: fistbump. that show sucked monkey nuts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (KP5rU) 468
It starts professional but sometimes lifelong friendships are forged.
A Christmas card is one thing. Flowers are a bit much. Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (FhXTo) 469
This wasn't when she was in 'E.T.', was it?
When ET came out I was in school too. But no I mean grown up Drew. I mean I have a crush on Phoebe Cates, but she was just unapproachable. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+) 470
The best way to walk around Ikea is in crocs.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (r9UYA) 471
A side note for the afflicted: "DM" kinds of cough suppressants and congestion relievers work pretty well for some. If you use them for a while, they will give you a false incredibly high blood sugar reading.
So if you monitor your blood sugar for diabetes, suspected or threatened diabetes, or fitness stuff, be ready for that so it does not freak you OR YOUR DOCTOR out. This has been the Voice of Experience speaking. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (H5rtT) 472
'I think it's a play by drug makers to get the list to be so long for every drug you just ignore it. I think it works, too.'
We told you that you might die. Don't blame us. Posted by: Big Drug at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7) 473
465 I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Sfs6o) Male or female? Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (nBr1j) 474
>>>I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors'
sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.<<< I'm thinking a Costa Rican dark roast would be just the thing to irrigate the lethargy from your lower abdominal humors. Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (bJ0w+) 475
oh, and imagine my chagrin. Durbin's my senator. I've emailed him telling him that I support Pres. Trump and want him to do so also.
Got a form letter of cliches etc. Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (i2trk) 476
I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
I think sven said something along those lines, that he was in The Industry. I admit I find it kind of hard to decipher sven. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (6FqZa) 477
>>I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
Like, still actively working? I don't know... But CBD used to do Gay Bondage Films. Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (on6WJ) 478
Or go a little farther west and skate on up to Lake Geneva. There's a
bar on the lake with a fire pit that I just happened to stumble upon..... This FIB needs to get across a state line, but it will be a year or 2. Working on getting rid of the shithole I'm in now. Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (nisXv) 479
#MeToo
http://bit.ly/2mxLHF7 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru) Collins is William Hurt in drag. Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (2835Q) 480
I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Sfs6o) ========================== I already made my full disclosure, last thread. Not my fault you were a late arrival, or worse - didn't believe I was telling the truth. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (lwiT4) 481
Ikea has cheap hot dogs.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (nBr1j) 482
464 >>My hate of friends burns so fierce that it negates ace's fandom. It was literally everything I hate about sitcoms despite having two really pretty girls in it.
He wasn't watching it for the girls... Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (on6WJ) Mathew Perry? Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (g4lFK) 483
I got mad when TNT replaced Married with Children reruns in the morning with Friends reruns
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (eLVrv) 484
I mean I have a crush on Phoebe Cates, but she was just unapproachable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+) Everyone in that generation had that muscle-building crush. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (h2Bdk) 485
I think sven said something along those lines, that he was in The Industry. I admit I find it kind of hard to decipher sven.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (6FqZa) The code book comes with platinum membership, which I ain't got. Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (sGSvK) 486
Garrett produced foot fetish films.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (2DOZq) 487
Pretty Friends Girl 1
http://tinyurl.com/yb5axnwm Pretty Friends Girl 2 http://tinyurl.com/yacsul4u And that's it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+) 488
Yo.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (rJUlF) Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (zLDYs) 490
Working on getting rid of the shithole I'm in now.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (nisXv) ============================== I hope to see you up here soon. And I'm appalled at your language. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (lwiT4) 491
Friends - That's the show where Maddow got his start, right?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL) 492
' I wonder if we have any pornstars here?'
Oh yea. Going way back. In my younger days I was quite the stud. One day I shall tell you of my exploits. Posted by: Big Drug at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (/tuJf) 494
Friends was an okay show for the time looking back on it 20 years later it's annoying as hell but for the mid-90s it worked
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (GMwtw) Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (r9UYA) 496
Speaking of side effects, I was at an alumni affair at my high school and an alum told me the true story of Viagra. There was a guy in Pfizer's penile implant division (they have such a thing), which was forever failing to increase its sales. Who happened to overhear another Pfizer guy joking about this strange side effect of a wannabe heart drug that failed in its intended development.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (cAXIk) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (6FqZa) 498
I already made my full disclosure, last thread. Not my fault you were a late arrival, or worse - didn't believe I was telling the truth.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (lwiT4 -------- I missed that, sorry! Were you a pornstar grammie? Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (+y/Ru) 500
dang big dumb sock
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (eLVrv) 502
Sounds like Project Veritas has an undercover video of Twitter's CEO....heh.
Comes out Monday. Let's see if they suspend the PV account... https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/951944554231615489 Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI) 503
472 'I think it's a play by drug makers to get the list to be so long for every drug you just ignore it. I think it works, too.'
We told you that you might die. Don't blame us. Posted by: Big Drug at January 12, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7) Yeah, exactly. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (h2Bdk) 504
I suspect that the hedgehog reads here and posts, but that's just a guess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (39g3+) 505
I don't know if there's any pron stars but there's lots of good film title writers.
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (nBr1j) 506
here, take this. it will make your dick fall off, your vagina cave in, you will piss lightning, shit muskrats, grow eyebrows like breschnev, and lick your own ass. other side effects are not the responsibilty of the provider.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU) 507
Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco?
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (eLVrv) 508
This wasn't when she was in 'E.T.', was it? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc) Nah right after she flashed David Letterman live.. Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U5Xeq) 509
There's a porn star around every corner thanks to the internet.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (6Ll1u) 510
498 I already made my full disclosure, last thread. Not my fault you were a late arrival, or worse - didn't believe I was telling the truth.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:27 PM (lwiT4 Not in the 80's I hope. That would be an awkward coincidence. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (2DOZq) 511
I never liked "Friends" that much, either, except for The One With "Smelly Cat".
And Lisa Kudrow was cute back then. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (rJUlF) 512
I dunno now but for a long time Drew just got better looking as she got older. Charlie's Angels era is really good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (39g3+) 513
492 ' I wonder if we have any pornstars here?'
Oh yea. Going way back. In my younger days I was quite the stud. One day I shall tell you of my exploits. Posted by: Big Drug at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7) Why do I believe this? Ex military I bet. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (g4lFK) 514
sorry! Were you a pornstar grammie?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (Sfs6o) Wasn't Grammie Was a Pornstar a country song? Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (nBr1j) 515
Were you a pornstar grammie?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (Sfs6o) ========================== It's how I put myself through cooking school, and paid for a major kitchen remodel. That does not come cheap, my friend. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4) 516
"Ikea has cheap hot dogs."
What was the scandal at Ikea cafeteria a few years back? Moose meat in the meatballs, or something? I'm serious. Just can't recall the details. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+) 517
I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.
I hate to worsen your foul mood ace, butt all of my doctors, to date, each put only ONE finger in my butt. Then again, maybe they do things differently in the Northeast. That wouldn't surprise me a bit. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (MQ2up) 518
' Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco?'
It is at Sam's Club. Ain't this a great county? Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (vChNs) 520
I wonder if we have any pornstars here?
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:25 PM Does uncredited guy wearing the gimp suit count as a "star". Just asking. Posted by: otho at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (qGuLD) 521
507 Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco?
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (eLVrv) Last time I checked. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (nBr1j) 522
Friends was an okay show for the time looking back on it 20 years later it's annoying as hell but for the mid-90s it worked
I thought it was annoying back then. Cloying. With Joss Whedon-level dialogue. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (oVJmc) 523
The DOJ has begun handing over he 1.2 million documents collected by the DOJ OIG in his investigation of the Hillary email and Trump Russia investigation today as Rosenstein promised.
Things are going to start getting a lot more interesting now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf) Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Moar popcorn, please! Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (QU+qf) 524
Where was this Porn Star when Hillary needed her?
It's just another Squirrel. It's all Squirrels all the time. Squirrel in the morning, Squirrel in the evening, Squirrel in the summertime. Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (/01mw) Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4) 526
I admit that the Drew Barrymore / Adam Sandler movie , Blended is a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq) 527
>>What was the scandal at Ikea cafeteria a few years back? Moose meat in the meatballs, or something? I'm serious. Just can't recall the details.
Horse meat. Only in Europe though where it was 'overlooked.' Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (+y/Ru) 529
494 Friends was an okay show for the time looking back on it 20 years later it's annoying as hell but for the mid-90s it worked
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:28 PM (GMwtw) I could never suspend disbelief. People working retail and waitress jobs living in one of the most expensive areas in the world. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (h2Bdk) 530
521 507 Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco?
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (eLVrv) Yes... I always put ketchup on mine Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (cAXIk) 532
"Grannie was a Porn Star" is the first line of Shooting Star by Bad Company.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (qDozG) 533
And I'm appalled at your language.
Trump has made the word so popular that I wouldn't be surprised if it was soon ok to say in church. Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (nisXv) 534
I don't like a lot of sitcoms because they have nothing to say or any story, they only have
Setup joke canned laughter joke canned laughter final joke really loud canned laughter commercial repeat for 30 minutes Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (39g3+) 535
Did anybody hear the tape of LBJ speaking to the president of Haggar Slacks Rush played today? Also had a clip of Obama reading from his book. One f bomb after another. The LBJ tape was a doozy. Talk about crude...
Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (jm1YL) 536
No message here, just changing a dirty sock.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (sRycn) 537
grammie, do you really have a kitchen? rumor has it your stove is really one of those props salvaged from the cabinet display at menards.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (eLVrv) 539
Shall is should. Will is would.
It's weird because it kind of works backward depending on whether it's first-person or not. He shall come to my party= It's a moral imperative that he come to my party. He will come to my party = Looser, sort of it he wills. I will come to your party = Yes, I'm in. I want to be there. I shall come to your party = I think I should....but I might not. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW) 540
Hillary chimed in about how racist Trump was about those wonderful Haitians... I wouldn't mention them if I were her...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (O2RFr) 541
Agreed on Drew. Very girl next door.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (GMwtw) 542
'Why do I believe this? Ex military I bet.'
No, except for that one role as hairy guy #7 in "The Dirtiest Dozen". Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7) 543
506 here, take this. it will make your dick fall off, your vagina cave in, you will piss lightning, shit muskrats, grow eyebrows like breschnev, and lick your own ass. other side effects are not the responsibilty of the provider.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU) --- I think we've got our next movie boys! Posted by: DC Comics at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (vChNs) 544
And most of the time, the jokes aren't funny. They just throw the laugh track over the top because that's where they want you to laugh.
https://youtu.be/jKS3MGriZcs Without the laugh track its just awkward, then big gaps of time where they wait for the laugh. Not funny. Not good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (39g3+) Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (FhXTo) 546
Maybe there's no pornstars here but possibly a few porn journeymen. Can't all be stars. Someone's has to do the hump work,
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (nBr1j) 547
I admit that the Drew Barrymore / Adam Sandler movie , Blended is a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq) --- Terry Crews! Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (vDqXW) 548
Friends produced Chandler Bing who was funny in The Whole Nine Yards and Fools Rush In.
And Jennifer Aniston who was in the greatest motion picture of all time. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (+lOpA) 549
>>>>
Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco? . . .Sams in Sherman has the 1/4 pound all beef hotdog and soda combo for $1.50. Every time I go in there that little lunch place if overflowing with people getting that and the pizza deal. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (+Dllb) 550
509 There's a porn star around every corner thanks to the internet.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:31 PM (6Ll1u) Serious question, though. Are they really porn stars or just people who screw on camera? When I was young there were a handful of people who were actually famous. I still remember some of the names. Now porn is so ubiquitous it seems like the actors are completely interchangeable. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (h2Bdk) 551
Best sitcom for me right now is Rules of Engagement. The two women on there on very easy on the eyes in addition to it being very funny.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (2DOZq) 552
logprof - "--See my crack at 501"
Um ..... esp. given ace's little medical exam flourish ..... phrasing? Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (QDnY+) 553
But CBD used to do Gay Bondage Films.
Were they any good? - Are there any bad Gay Bondage Films? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru) 554
507 Is a hot dog plus soda still $1.50 at Costco?
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:30 PM (eLVrv) Yep and you can still throw them down a pornstar's "aisle" and never touch anything. A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette. -Fargo Posted by: charley horse at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (+kahX) 555
Yes, Deep Space 9 is my second favorite flavor of Trek. All this DS9 talk has me hankering for some Mirror Universe action. Oh look, Netflix has it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (qJtVm) 556
Tuna, I heard that tape. Ha Ha HA! LBJ talking about his ball sack and his bunghole, and burping besides!
Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (i2trk) 557
Trump has made the word so popular that I wouldn't be surprised if it was soon ok to say in church.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:34 PM (nisXv) Only if you attend a church that doesn't have indoor plumbing. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (8+Ozj) 558
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (+lOpA)
I thought Three to Tango was pretty funny. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (2DOZq) 559
And Jennifer Aniston who was in the greatest motion picture of all time.
Office Space? Because that's the only film I've really liked her in. She was kinda vanilla, but the film was so well written it worked anyway. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (vChNs) 561
And Jennifer Aniston who was in the greatest motion picture of all time.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:37 PM (+lOpA) Jennifer Aniston is #FlairWorthy Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (rJUlF) 562
Oh, damn....Tanya Harding looks like a guy in drag.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:39 PM (qDozG) 563
grammie, do you really have a kitchen? rumor has it
your stove is really one of those props salvaged from the cabinet display at menards. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:35 PM (KP5rU) ========================= True story. We rent because Rev is within spittin' distance of retirement and we don't want to be tied down. So anyway, we live in this okay ranch owned by people in church. The appliances are probably 25 years old, if a day. I don't cook. But I had to make something for Christmas. So I tried to bake this dessert thing, and found out the oven doesn't work. I've lived here a year and a half and never knew I had a broken oven till last month. Shows how much I cook. Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4) 564
lbj was pure class.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:39 PM (KP5rU) 565
''Trump has made the word so popular that I wouldn't be surprised if it was soon ok to say in church.''
I noticed everyone started the day commenting and using asterisks when writing out the word in question. By late afternoon nobody bothers. It's just shithole now. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:39 PM (jm1YL) 566
>>>>And Jennifer Aniston who was in the greatest motion picture of all time.
Office Space? Because that's the only film I've really liked her in. She was kinda vanilla, but the film was so well written it worked anyway. . . .That Kelly Bundy girl was good in Anchorman II. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (+Dllb) 567
Ace, word on street is Stormy Daniels 'does shelving'....for guys who need to take the edge off.
Posted by: Redgrains at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (WPxnj) 568
could never suspend disbelief. People working retail and waitress jobs living in one of the most expensive areas in the world.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12 --I recall an article actually calculating the cost of living of the SJP character from Sex in the City and they found out that it would be ridiculous that she could afford it. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (eLVrv) 569
Tuna, I heard that tape. Ha Ha HA!
Unpossible, Dick Durbin assured me no previous president was ever this crude or swore in office. Saints, they were. Never a bad word, all the way back to Washington. And if you can't trust Durbin, who can you? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (39g3+) 570
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (+Dllb)
She was at her hottest in Along Came Polly. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq) 571
I noticed everyone started the day commenting and using asterisks when writing out the word in question.
I still do. I'm not very consistent at it but I try to imagine everything I write, my grandma reading. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+) 572
553 But CBD used to do Gay Bondage Films.
Were they any good? - Are there any bad Gay Bondage Films? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru) --- I think his character was double-oh-sixty-nine Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 07:41 PM (vChNs) 573
568 could never suspend disbelief. People working retail and waitress jobs living in one of the most expensive areas in the world.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12 --I recall an article actually calculating the cost of living of the SJP character from Sex in the City and they found out that it would be ridiculous that she could afford it. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:40 PM (eLVrv) Rent Control Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq) 574
565. Yep. They opened the sluice gates at the shit dam, and that entire reservoir of shit came flooding down the shit spillways and drowned some shithole downstream.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL) 575
Gotta run - some man's callin my name.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (cAXIk) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (xJa6I) 578
''Tuna, I heard that tape. Ha Ha HA! LBJ talking about his ball sack and his bunghole, and burping besides!''
I wish someone would have the guts to play it on TV. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (jm1YL) 579
some Mirror Universe action
Be careful. Nana Visitor's vamping on those episodes could cost you a ficus. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (6FqZa) 580
Drew Barrymore was in what I think is an underrated RomCom, Long Distance.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (2DOZq) 581
542 'Why do I believe this? Ex military I bet.'
No, except for that one role as hairy guy #7 in "The Dirtiest Dozen". Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7) freaked, you bastard! You changed your hash! LOL Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK) 582
I did not believe it was possible to be a huge Seinfeld fan and a huge Friends fan. I've never seen or heard about its existence in nature. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (g4lFK) Well that would explain this: 11 Failed TV Shows That Aired Between "Friends" And "Seinfeld"] 1. The Single Guy 2. Rhythm 'n' Blues 3. Daddio 4. Hope and Gloria 5. Boston Common 6. Curse / The Weber Show 7. Union Square 8. Inside Schwartz 9. Four Kings 10. Jesse 11. Leap Of Faith http://bzfd.it/2CWGAo7 The only show on that list I remember is "The Single Guy". I remember two things - it was created by Julia Louis-Dreyfus' husband, and it sucked. Posted by: Fletch at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (EzdLW) 583
579 some Mirror Universe action
Be careful. Nana Visitor's vamping on those episodes could cost you a ficus. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (6FqZa) There's a name I haven't heard in decades. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc) 585
Yep. They opened the sluice gates at the shit dam, and that entire reservoir of shit came flooding down the shit spillways and drowned some shithole downstream.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM A Shitnami... like a tidal wave of shit. Posted by: mr lahey at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (qGuLD) 586
Shithole Smithole. Everybody's got one.
Posted by: Jimmy Smits at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (UdKB7) 587
off sock
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW) 588
Long Disance was pretty good.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (+lOpA) 589
Distance
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (+lOpA) 590
Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
And botox. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (xJa6I) --- Brad Pitt left her because he wanted kids, and she didn't want to quit smoking weed. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW) 591
And Jennifer Aniston who was in the greatest motion picture of all time.
Aniston stole "Horrible Bosses" as well. And was close to the only decent thing about "Office Christmas Party" Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (6FqZa) 592
Long Disance was pretty good.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (+lOpA) --- Runaround. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW) 593
Be careful. Nana Visitor's vamping on those episodes could cost you a ficus. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (6FqZa) There's a name I haven't heard in decades. It made me think of visiting Grandma at the home. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (oVJmc) 594
Early in his political career LBJ told his campaign manager to put the word out his opponent screwed his pigs. Campaign mgr says'Lyndon we can't prove that'. LBJ says 'We don't have to.'
One of the lefts best plays gains yards every damn time. Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (zLDYs) 595
Nunes told other House members this week that he saw clear abuses of surveillance powers in the documents he's so far seen concerning Trump/RUSSIA!!!!!
He said he plans to reveal the info to the entire House soon. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (QDnY+) 596
And now, Reason's hot take on Sh*thole:
Haiti sucks because of the USA! At some point, Libertarianism went from "eh, some pretty good ideas, we can get along" to "we're leftists that want legalized weed" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+) 597
>>Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
PUT THE COKE ON MY DICK : WEEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnAJ-zvHj8 Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (qDozG) 598
Cheers > Friends
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf) 599
Ace, why don't you unplug for a while or at least limit your exposure to the crud that's making your blood pressure hit boil? Take a few days to get well. Surely the crew here would survive with some lighter posting days. More open threads as others suggested. Regularly soaking up the current state of politics and leftist swill culture can't be good for anyone. Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: Jill v2 at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (F18as) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (rJUlF) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA) 602
Well, Rush played it today so that got the thing out there to his audience.
I'd like to see Durbin on the hot seat about the baseball field shooter. I wish i knew how to make that happen. Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (i2trk) 603
600 598 Cheers > Friends
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf) Seconded. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (rJUlF) You should have posted that as Captain Obvious. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (2DOZq) 604
577 Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
And botox. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (xJa6I) I never thought she was that pretty. I mean, she was pretty for someone you actually know. But for a Hollywood star? Meh. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (h2Bdk) 605
>>All this flu stuff - check out Walgreen's flu index page. I live in the middle of the heaviest flu region in the country, in the most heavily affected state in the country. Don't know why we ended up being the epicenter here in East Texas, but EVERYONE has it. (we got it in mid December, mostly over it now.)
Crap. We're doomed. Posted by: Mama AJ in NW Louisiana at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (mtfdF) Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (qDozG) Posted by: Vyvyan at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7) 608
Rent Control
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at Jan --Even with. And the shoe collection. We're talking about a weekly columnist for a second rate rag. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (eLVrv) 609
''Brad Pitt left her because he wanted kids, and she didn't want to quit smoking weed.''
And look at the kids he got with Angelina. Jokes on him. Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (nisXv) 611
Good evening.
I discovered a Youtuber what goes by the name Aydin Paladin, spent all day binge watching her videos, forgot it was Friday and I think I just missed my opportunity to go to the gym. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCUowFWIWGw6Pv2JqfEj8njQ She's on the right, has some sort of social science degree and has spent lots of time on /pol/ which also unfortunately means she's close to certain paranoid and prejudicial edge. Still, listening to her 'sperg out on various topics is pretty fun. Also, from the one video she did with her face on camera? She's pretty freakin' cute. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (ayUOl) 612
363 The irony to MLK Day is that it created a great three-day skiing weekend.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 07:09 PM (cAXIk) Little appreciated facts: MLK was born Michael King. Also, Dr. King plagiarized his doctoral dissertation. Somehow these things get lost in the shuffle. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (JrURQ) 613
608. She turned tricks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Vyvyan at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (UdKB7) 615
I will say though the final episode of Cheers a disappointment. I don't think script writers know how to write final episodes. They all seem to suck.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq) 616
Brad Pitt left her because he wanted kids, and she didn't want to quit smoking weed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW) Wait a minute. Wasn't Pitt's weed smoking one of the reasons whatsername left him? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (h2Bdk) 617
don't like a lot of sitcoms because they have nothing to say or any story, they only have
Setup joke canned laughter joke canned laughter final joke really loud canned laughter commercial repeat for 30 minutes The only sitcom worth watching is "Last Man Standing". And Disney killed that one even though it was the #2 show. Damned shame. Posted by: Pete Seria at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (2WfB0) 618
590 Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
And botox. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (xJa6I) --- Brad Pitt left her because he wanted kids, and she didn't want to quit smoking weed. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW) He went from Gweneth to Aniston to Jolie to single with limited access to his kids. I don't know if he's blessed or cursed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (xJa6I) 619
A Shitnami... like a tidal wave of shit.
Posted by: mr lahey at J --Fist bump for TPB reference. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:49 PM (eLVrv) 620
517
I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt. I hate to worsen your foul mood ace, butt all of my doctors, to date, each put only ONE finger in my butt. Then again, maybe they do things differently in the Northeast. That wouldn't surprise me a bit. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2018 07:32 PM (MQ2up) It's a real problem when your proctologist is giving you an exam, yet has both his hands on your back...not that I would know that from experience. Posted by: jim at January 12, 2018 07:49 PM (gjGvH) 621
I never thought she was that pretty. I mean, she was pretty for someone you actually know. But for a Hollywood star? Meh.
I agree, she was pretty but not movie star pretty. Same with Courtney, really cute like a girlfriend, but not gorgeous. And the other girl was ... not pretty. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:49 PM (39g3+) 622
--Still making them out of horse meat?
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:29 PM (eLVrv) Neigh! Posted by: Ikes Spokeshorse at January 12, 2018 07:49 PM (gwPgz) Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (EzdLW) 624
>>>Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
<<< If Jenny wasn't hitting the slopes, she'd have a fupa like Trigglypuff. She's been there and done that, ya'll. Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (bJ0w+) 625
Also the Cheers bar which was actually the Bull and Finch was one of my neighborhood bars before Cheers killed it.
The real bar didn't look anything like Cheers but they made excellent chili. No carrots. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf) 626
Unpossible, Dick Durbin assured me no previous president was ever this crude or swore in office. Saints, they were. Never a bad word, all the way back to Washington. And if you can't trust Durbin, who can you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:40 As someone from IL, who has NEVER voted for Durbin I'll just opine that he's a degenerate liar. I think I trust Tom Cotton over him on this. Durbin has always been a lying scumbag. Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (yJ1e6) 627
Never got the appeal of Cheers, Friends, Nightcourt, etc. I always preferred reruns of the Odd Couple or Are You Being Served? Even Benson or Mr. Belvedere were preferable.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (2835Q) 628
616 Brad Pitt left her because he wanted kids, and she didn't want to quit smoking weed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW) Wait a minute. Wasn't Pitt's weed smoking one of the reasons whatsername left him? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (h2Bdk) Dunno about his early life, but Brad Pitt is death on smoking pot during shoots according to guys who've worked with him. One of those podcasts, maybe by Jay Mohr, had them all bitching about not being able to smoke around Brad. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (xJa6I) 629
Mike Rowe....his best gig in dirty jobs was changing a pump in the shit factory...Epic.
I like how he responds to the lefty nuts.... Not sure if it changes minds but its a good read Posted by: E.T. at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (P1GJy) 630
The only sitcom worth watching is "Last Man Standing". And Disney killed that one even though it was the #2 show.
Its still out there, but its going to one of those streaming services like Roku or something. I watched a couple, they weren't bad for a sitcom. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (39g3+) 631
Be careful. Nana Visitor's vamping on those episodes could cost you a ficus.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (6FqZa) --- Kira on Kira action! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (qJtVm) 632
I never got 'Friends', doubt I saw more than 2 or 3 episodes.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (aC6Sd) Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (ayUOl) Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (EzdLW) 635
Wait a minute. Wasn't Pitt's weed smoking one of the reasons whatsername left him?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (h2Bdk) --- Well that's what he mentioned. He was willing to give up the weed, Jen wasn't. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (eLVrv) 637
594 Early in his political career LBJ told his campaign manager to put the word out his opponent screwed his pigs. Campaign mgr says'Lyndon we can't prove that'. LBJ says 'We don't have to.'
One of the lefts best plays gains yards every damn time. Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 07:45 PM (zLDYs) LBJ said, "I just want to hear him deny it." Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (sdi6R) 638
She's on the right, has some sort of social science degree and has spent lots of time on /pol/ which also unfortunately means she's close to certain paranoid and prejudicial edge. Still, listening to her 'sperg out on various topics is pretty fun. Also, from the one video she did with her face on camera? She's pretty freakin' cute.
Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:47 PM (ayUOl) I like some of her stuff too. But blue hair is a big, big danger sign. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (h2Bdk) 639
625. (To the tune of the Cheers opening)
What do ya do when ya own a bar, But no one's buying beers? Ya change the name from Bull & Finch And start to call it Cheers. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (WQICt) 641
Best TV show? Think I'm going to have to go with Flipper on this one.
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq) 643
Oh noes! Douglas Brinkley sez PDT is the most racist president since Woodrow Wilson!!!!
*fights urge to faint* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Wait, I though that George W Bush was the most racist president ever. Wasn't he down in New Orleans slaughtering black people for fun? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (SiINZ) 644
Well, crap...
One of our "outside" cats has made it into the "inside" and won't leave. It's snowing, 20-ish degrees and nasty out there. I'm going for another three fingers of Bourbon. And perhaps smoke some catnip. Or something. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (iiixZ) 645
Evening, 'rons.
It's been a hell of a week. Work is madness. Today the entire plant had a meeting with the execs. The place is in dire straits due to their mismanagement over the past year. I probably won't have a job much longer. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (/o9Qk) 646
Cheers is another, maybe saw 6 - 12 episodes, been to that bar in Boston though, was packed so bad you could hardly move.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (aC6Sd) 647
I liked Nightcourt and Cheers both. Cheers was kind of unique in that it really didn't have a hot babe, just a kinda pretty blonde who was so obnoxious you wanted to punch her. Well until Kirstie Alley came in.
Night Court of course had the lovely and talented Markie Post. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (39g3+) 648
635 Wait a minute. Wasn't Pitt's weed smoking one of the reasons whatsername left him?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:48 PM (h2Bdk) --- Well that's what he mentioned. He was willing to give up the weed, Jen wasn't. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (vDqXW) Yeah, but I mean Angelina Jolie said one of the reasons she left him was because he went off the deep end on the weed and wouldn't come back. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA) 650
The real bar didn't look anything like Cheers but they made excellent chili. No carrots.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf) --- Hmmmppf! Posted by: Chili Connoisseur who likes carrots in his Chili and has better taste than you at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (vDqXW) 651
604 577 Jennifer Aniston likes nose candy.
And botox. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (xJa6I) I never thought she was that pretty. I mean, she was pretty for someone you actually know. But for a Hollywood star? Meh. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (h2Bdk) You can't be TOO pretty in Hollywood. You'll never get work. I have seen jaw-dropping women at auditions. I mean legendary, dating-David Copperfield-levels of hotness, and they never get the parts. They want someone who's just pretty enough to be above average. Damn shame. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (xJa6I) 652
"That really upsets me because up to this point I thought he was a moral paragon. I'm going to have to reconsider everything now."
Me too. Hehehehehe Posted by: JAS at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (7JbXq) 653
wtf, Reason? It's not like Trump called
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (EzdLW) 654
I like some of her stuff too. But blue hair is a big, big danger sign.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (h2Bdk) She claims to be bisexual. I guess chicks with colorful hair is the universal sign of being a part-time muff diver? I only ask so I know what to look for in a future Mrs. Robert, if ya know what I'm sayin' bro. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (ayUOl) 655
DangerGirl , oh no. Get the resume updated & start the interview process now before you end up like me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (6FqZa) 656
the meaning of Friends in my world is as a mom. My kids grew up watching it and internalizing the situation as the ideal way to live.
Might have been good to watch, but the characters as role models? oy vay. Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (i2trk) 657
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (xJa6I)
He had no problem smoking hash when his kids were in the house according to Tarantino when he was on Stern. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq) 658
@DangerGirl
Oof, sorry to hear that. I went through the same thing three months back. Hopefully you can start looking for a new job now. Don't put it off, like I did. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (xJa6I) 659
I have seen jaw-dropping women at auditions. I mean legendary, dating-David Copperfield-levels of hotness, and they never get the parts.
A lot of times what looks really good in person doesn't carry over to the camera, and vice versa. Good casting directors seem to have a knack for seeing that, somehow. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (39g3+) 660
BLOOMBERG News: hey you know, all those raises and bonuses arent because of the tax cut, but because Obama's economy is so great, companies are paying more to attract talent.
Not making this shit up. Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (GMwtw) Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (EzdLW) 662
Doug Brinkley, in a death struggle for "most vapid and ridiculous 'presidential scholar" with Michael Beschloss, added his whiny voice to the slander?
As I said earlier, long past time that Trump and surrogates took off the gloves and went after the actual racists. These cretins are now getting away with slandering a sitting president in the harshest terms, without any reason. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (QDnY+) 663
The first few seasons of Cheers were painful. The critics loved it, but I got so I could see the setup before the spike every time.
I cared a lot about what critics said back then. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (vDqXW) 664
657 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:50 PM (xJa6I)
He had no problem smoking hash when his kids were in the house according to Tarantino when he was on Stern. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq) You may be right. I don't know any of these folks first hand. But if you assume the worst, you're probably more likely to be right than wrong. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (xJa6I) 665
Wow, that Letterman interview with TFG is embarrassing.
Letterman's reputation was as an asshole. And he is sucking Barry's cock hard, like a star-struck groupie. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (oVJmc) 666
641: no love for gentle ben? clint howard rocked the fucking house,
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: JAS at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (7JbXq) 668
645 Evening, 'rons.
It's been a hell of a week. Work is madness. Today the entire plant had a meeting with the execs. The place is in dire straits due to their mismanagement over the past year. I probably won't have a job much longer. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (/o9Qk) Sorry to hear that. You should probably start looking - it's easier to find a job when you have one. Lost mine a few months back - probably just retire a few years earlier than planned. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (h2Bdk) 669
The first few seasons of Cheers were painful. The critics loved it, but I got so I could see the setup before the spike every time.
The last few were pretty tired, too. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 07:57 PM (oVJmc) 670
644 Let kittah stay, basement maybe
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 07:57 PM (aC6Sd) 671
Doug Brinkley, in a death struggle for "most vapid and ridiculous 'presidential scholar" with Michael Beschloss, added his whiny voice to the slander? Doris Kearns Goodwin: What am I, chopped old hag? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (+lOpA) 673
DangerGirl , oh no. Get the resume updated start the interview process now before you end up like me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (6FqZa) I have a lot to think about. The past year has been really difficult. I have limited time left here in this state. That may be the hardest part of all of this. Anything I take will be temporary. And yet, I can't let them know that. Ugh. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (/o9Qk) 674
666 641: no love for gentle ben? clint howard rocked the fucking house,
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (KP5rU) His Star Trek appearance still freaks me out. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (2DOZq) 675
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I did not believe it was possible to be a huge Seinfeld fan and a huge Friends fan. I've never seen or heard about its existence in nature. Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:24 PM (g4lFK) Well that would explain this: 11 Failed TV Shows That Aired Between "Friends" And "Seinfeld"] 1. The Single Guy 2. Rhythm 'n' Blues 3. Daddio 4. Hope and Gloria 5. Boston Common 6. Curse / The Weber Show 7. Union Square 8. Inside Schwartz 9. Four Kings 10. Jesse 11. Leap Of Faith http://bzfd.it/2CWGAo7 The only show on that list I remember is "The Single Guy". I remember two things - it was created by Julia Louis-Dreyfus' husband, and it sucked. Posted by: Fletch at January 12, 2018 07:43 PM (EzdLW) Interesting research and stat, Fletch. Well done! Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (g4lFK) 676
He had no problem smoking hash when his kids were in the house according to Tarantino when he was on Stern.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (2DOZq) --- Probably something Brad and Jen had in common at the start. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (vDqXW) 677
tucker is awesome tonight.
Posted by: vivi at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (11H2y) Posted by: otho at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (qGuLD) 679
She claims to be bisexual. I guess chicks with colorful hair is the universal sign of being a part-time muff diver?
I only ask so I know what to look for in a future Mrs. Robert, if ya know what I'm sayin' bro. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (ayUOl) She also claims to be bipolar. I knew a guy with a bipolar wife, and that marriage probably wouldn't have survived if he hadn't been in the navy. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (h2Bdk) 680
659 I have seen jaw-dropping women at auditions. I mean legendary, dating-David Copperfield-levels of hotness, and they never get the parts.
A lot of times what looks really good in person doesn't carry over to the camera, and vice versa. Good casting directors seem to have a knack for seeing that, somehow. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:55 PM (39g3+) Oh yeah. There's stage-acting and camera-acting, and those are different skills. I know some faces just look better on camera. But still...it has to be a casting director thing. You could ask my cousin Rick, he tried for years to make it but he was 'too good looking' for anything but soap opera roles. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (xJa6I) 681
I mean legendary, dating-David Copperfield-levels of hotness, and they never get the parts. I saw David Copperfield up close in person once. He was doing a show at the campus performing arts center where I worked while in college. Skinny little runt. Maybe like 140 lbs soaking wet. Unremarkable looks. But yeah there he was dating supermodels. Go figure. Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (EzdLW) 682
vivi, what's he got going tonight?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+) 683
It's been a hell of a week. Work is madness. Today the entire plant had a meeting with the execs. The place is in dire straits due to their mismanagement over the past year. I probably won't have a job much longer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 07:53 PM (/o9Qk) Good luck to you. The last place I worked, I came in one morning to find out the owner of the company committed suicide. Blew his brains out. So why are you looking for a new job? Well...uhh... Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ) 684
My hearing like my taste buds have taken a hit, but Costco pizza for ten bucks is a good deal.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (6Ll1u) 685
Wasn't Boston Common the one that Shatner was on?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (39g3+) 686
His Star Trek appearance still freaks me out.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (2DOZq) --- Please, mellow out with some nice tranya. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (vDqXW) 687
641 Best TV show? Think I'm going to have to go with Flipper on this one.
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 07:52 PM (Sfs6o) I liked Ripcord when I was a kid. Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (sdi6R) 688
>>>>>Best TV show? Think I'm going to have to go with Flipper on this one.
. . .F Troop, way ahead of it's time and Wrangler Jane was a hottie even though she was only 16 when the show started. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (+Dllb) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (+lOpA) 690
Doug Brinkley, in a death struggle for "most vapid and ridiculous 'presidential scholar" with Michael Beschloss, added his whiny voice to the slander?
Like Krugman with economics, a sellout. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc) 691
My husband suggests submitting my resume to a recruiter. I've never been in this situation before, so I have no idea if that's smart or not.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (/o9Qk) 692
I think maybe WKRP was the best sitcom ever. Could have just been my mood at the time but it always worked for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (39g3+) 693
Wait, is Monday a day off?
________ Yes, Ace, it's Martin Luther King Day. Actually, it's Martin Luther King Day of Service. So forget about Martin Luther King and focus on the service part. MLK was all about recycling and stuff. The best way to commemorate the Martin Luther King Day of Service is by putting your finger in someone's butt and helping out at a food drive or soup kitchen, but not necessarily in that order. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (y+SdL) 694
Wasn't Boston Common the one that Shatner was on?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (39g3+) --- Boston Legal Boston Common was a the one that had standup Anthony Clark and was funny for a season or two. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (vDqXW) 695
691 My husband suggests submitting my resume to a recruiter. I've never been in this situation before, so I have no idea if that's smart or not.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (/o9Qk) Really can't hurt. Always good to have options. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (xJa6I) 696
Look, I'm sick. My brain isn't working quite right
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2018 07:04 We never expected it was, that's what we like. Be well Ace, get better. Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (yJ1e6) 697
My hearing like my taste buds have taken a hit, but Costco pizza for ten bucks is a good deal.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby What? Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (rTqAd) 698
dangergirl, get out now. don't wait like me. no time like now to find a job. if you think the place is doing the septic swirl, it's time.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (KP5rU) 699
Somehow these things get lost in the shuffle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara --MLK also did not believe in the Divinity of Jesus. His niece Alveda, however, is an M.D. who is pro-life and backed Trump early. She is awesome. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (eLVrv) 700
Good luck to you. The last place I worked, I came in one morning to find out the owner of the company committed suicide. Blew his brains out. So why are you looking for a new job? Well...uhh...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ) Am I a bad person if that made me laugh? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (h2Bdk) 701
Pizza is super cheap to make, even with top notch ingredients. Its crazy how much the markup is on that stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 08:01 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:02 PM (5ng19) 703
Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Yeah, that's right. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver. Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 08:02 PM (EzdLW) 704
Eeeeesh. Every TOS with kids in it was horribad.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (+lOpA) --- Bonk. Bonk. Naughty Grup! Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:02 PM (vDqXW) 705
Every TOS with kids in it was horribad.
So was every TNG moment with Wesley Crusher in it. Picard should have freezedried him in an airlock and stuck his frozen corpse on the outer hull as a warning to others. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (6FqZa) 706
>>>>>dangergirl, get out now. don't wait like me. no time like now to find a
job. if you think the place is doing the septic swirl, it's time. . . .Good advice. I rode two printing Companies down to bankruptcy when I was a truck driver and waited both times even though I knew what was happening. Once we all got pink slips there was a surplus of local truck drivers on the market all at once. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (+Dllb) 707
Tucker had Graham on?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (QDnY+) 708
691 My husband suggests submitting my resume to a recruiter. I've never been in this situation before, so I have no idea if that's smart or not.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (/o9Qk) That's not a bad idea if you won't be there long. The recruiter will take a little off the top, but he'll save you tons of work in landing the job. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (h2Bdk) 709
I think maybe WKRP was the best sitcom ever. Could have just been my mood at the time but it always worked for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ________ I always revert to the classics -- MASH, Seinfeld -- but if I had to say, it'd be Taxi. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (y+SdL) 710
Yeah, it's probably smart to start looking now. Personally, I'd like to go and smack the shit out of the executives.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (/o9Qk) 711
Recruiters come in many shapes and sizes. Some suck some are good some are great. Can't generalize and say yes work with one or no don't.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (GMwtw) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (+lOpA) 713
If you're not feeling edgy and mean, you're not paying attention to current events.
Well, except maybe FS. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (oVWx5) 714
In the meanwhile, I'm going to pour another drink.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (/o9Qk) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (5ng19) 717
710 Yeah, it's probably smart to start looking now. Personally, I'd like to go and smack the shit out of the executives.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (/o9Qk) On the plus side, you'll know when your last day is Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (h2Bdk) 718
Seinfeld is great but it kind of transcends the sitcom, it was so smart and had something to say.
Taxi was okay, but I could never really get into it. MASH does not hold up. Its a combination of really old jokes being rehashed by a guy you want to cave in the face of and leftist propaganda. Its awful. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (39g3+) 719
709 I think maybe WKRP was the best sitcom ever. Could have just been my mood at the time but it always worked for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ________ I always revert to the classics -- MASH, Seinfeld -- but if I had to say, it'd be Taxi. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:03 PM (y+SdL) MST3K for me with a side of Rifftrax. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (xJa6I) 720
Beverly Hillbillys and Green Acres were pretty damn funny without having to be crude.
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (UdKB7) 721
Big container of Hot and Sour soup from your favorite Chinese take out with a couple of egg rolls and/or fried wonton liberally bathed in Chinese mustard. Your sinuses will be squeaky clean.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (T3JzS) 722
News Radio and Wings were two of my favorites. More recently Scrubs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq) 723
My husband suggests submitting my resume to a recruiter. I've never been in this situation before, so I have no idea if that's smart or not.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:00 PM (/o9Qk) It's worth it. Some companies only hire through them. There are good and bad ones out there. Meaning some are very helpful and will even help with your resume and are good at setting up interviews and being honest about job prospects and the bad ones just don't care. Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ) 724
So was every TNG moment with Wesley Crusher in it. Picard should have freezedried him in an airlock and stuck his frozen corpse on the outer hull as a warning to others.
Yeah. There was alot wrong with TNG besides Wesley tho. Don't get me started. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (+lOpA) 725
Seinfeld is king of sitcoms to me.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (vDqXW) 726
MST3K for me with a side of Rifftrax.
Some of MST3K's more topical references are a little long in the tooth now. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc) 727
Costco only has two good deals, hot dogs and pizza
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6Ll1u) 728
Seinfeld has aged really well. The show and the man too. His web sgow comedians in cars is really good too.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (GMwtw) 729
710: dangergirl, they don't give a fuck. they would probably enjoy it. sounds like they are delusional. just leave when you find something else. i was in management, once that shit takes hold, it's like a shit tsunami.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (KP5rU) 730
She also claims to be bipolar. I knew a guy with a bipolar wife, and that marriage probably wouldn't have survived if he hadn't been in the navy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:58 PM (h2Bdk) Bipolar, bisexual bifurcating lefty bullshit. Someone should invite her here. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ayUOl) 731
In the meanwhile, I'm going to pour another drink.
Posted by: DangerGirl ________ Me, too. (I don't mean #MeToo -- just that my glass is empty as well. Out of lemonade, though. Looks like straight vodka for the rest of the night.) (Then I plan on reading your posts about jobs 'n stuff and lurk for awhile. Good luck in your endeavor!) Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (y+SdL) 732
721 Big container of Hot and Sour soup from your favorite Chinese take out with a couple of egg rolls and/or fried wonton liberally bathed in Chinese mustard. Your sinuses will be squeaky clean.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (T3JzS) The Chinese place by me that I used to go to every week just got shut down by the health department. They're not gonna reopen, either. Never had any trouble, myself, but that's a bit disconcerting. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (h2Bdk) 733
Tucker had Graham on?
/////// Just his stupid and antiAmerican quotes. Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (5ng19) So, basically everything and anything Grahamnesty ever said? Posted by: Perry Helion at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz) 734
News Radio and Wings were two of my favorites. More recently Scrubs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq) --- Yeah, I have all of Newsradio on disc. Love that show. My kids took my discs and I would find them in their rooms. They'd watch them over and over. Jimmy James Donkey Wrestler Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW) 735
I think Seinfeld is a candidate for greatest sitcom. I didn't watch the first few seasons, but I eventually got hooked. One of the things I liked is that there were always two or more parallel plots going on that would collide somehow at the end.
I don't think I ever watched more than four or five episodes of Friends. It just didn't do anything for me. Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (sdi6R) 736
Beverly Hillbillys and Green Acres were pretty damn funny without having to be crude. Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM There wasn't a lot of crudity on TV in those days. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (IqV8l) 737
Bipolar, bisexual bifurcating lefty bullshit.
Someone should invite her here. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ayUOl) Nah, she's no lefty. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (h2Bdk) 738
One wonders what TH the Dems are thinking with their stunt yesterday. The "compromise" brought to Trump was insultingly unserious, obviously not even a starting offer for any serious haggling. They really think "having the issue" is what they need for the mid-terms? DACA is not exactly popular or important to almost anyone.
They want to do shut-down theater over DACA? It's as though I was allowed to set their strategy. This is insanely stupid. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (QDnY+) 739
The difference between shall and will, according to my boss, is that "shall" tells someone else what THEY are supposed to do, while "will" indicates what the speaker intends to do. I will take out the trash, you shall do the dishes, etc.
Posted by: Secret Square at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (9WuX0) 740
You should have posted that as Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 07:46 PM (2DOZq) Lawyers, man. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (rJUlF) 741
Well, except maybe FS.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 Yes, our own long suffering minister, constantly leading us by her example. She is a saint to have put up with us reprobates fro so long. FS and grammie winger are good people, unlike me. What i want to do to the Left is ... [REDACTED] s/ NSA Bob. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (hyuyC) 742
Here is the DOJ announcement regarding the unsealing of the indictment and the first Uranium One arrest.
https://tinyurl.com/y7puoopx Something tells me this won't be the last indictment. Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (/tuJf) 743
The threads are just better in mirror universes. Sashes, thigh boots, pleather catsuits...the Federation unis must seem very prudish and confining after crossing back.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (qJtVm) 744
I use to watch Flipper as a kid, ( see reruns are on now) and a few years ago caught a old but quite a surprise to me The New Adventures of Flipper, must havd been on when I was out of the country.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (aC6Sd) 745
Oh and I'm also milking them for all the overtime I possibly can until they tell me to stop or stop paying me. Because fuck that place.
Mmmmmmm bourbon. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (/o9Qk) 746
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)
I think the Smart Matthew was my favorite episode. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (2DOZq) 747
Trailer Park Boys, the The Office, pioneered bringing comedy without laugh tracks into the mainstream.
Every Moron should give TPB a look. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (eLVrv) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (rJUlF) 749
'There wasn't a lot of crudity on TV in those days'
Well no but those shows hold up a lot better than anything else. Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7) 750
I always revert to the classics -- MASH, Seinfeld -- but if I had to say, it'd be Taxi.
Kids. Combat, Johnny Yuma, Wyatt Earp, Wanted: Dead or Alive Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv) 751
Yeah....The Office might be the show ever.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (+lOpA) 752
741. ....drown them in a shithole in a shithole nation.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL) 753
Update on the kitteh....
It will be under our guest room bed until further notice. And, it will be a loooog night for Mr. Clinger. But the kitteh will be safe and warm. Mr. Clinger will be sourcing more Bourbon. And catnip. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (iiixZ) 754
OK, gun-to-the-head, abducted-by-aliens-with-an-extraterrestrial-truth-stick-up-my-butt, final answer:
Corner Gas. Best sitcom ever. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (y+SdL) 755
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:51 PM (h2Bdk)
She claims to be bisexual. I guess chicks with colorful hair is the universal sign of being a part-time muff diver? I only ask so I know what to look for in a future Mrs. Robert, if ya know what I'm sayin' bro. Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 07:54 PM (ayUOl) It's all fun and games until she decides she likes women more than she likes you and leaves you for one. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (NWiLs) 756
715
Science Fiction with kids is almost always bad. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc) I don't like you. You're a bad man. Posted by: Billy Mumy in that Twilight Zone episode at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R) 757
743 The threads are just better in mirror universes. Sashes, thigh boots, pleather catsuits...the Federation unis must seem very prudish and confining after crossing back.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (qJtVm) Your agonizer, please. Posted by: Bearded Spock at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (h2Bdk) 758
That might be due to general crabbiness from being worn-down, or it
might be psychological chill being worn down due to the constant outbursts of insanity from the Broke-Brain Club of progressives, CNN partisans, and liberal Republicans who claim to be Super-Dupe TruCons. -- Just think what Trump is going through, being the target of their megaton insanity 24/7. They are the shithole, all of them. They're the shithole of America. And as much as I try to rise above the feeling, I deeply hate these people with all I've got. I think we're all sickened by the constant, frothing insanity. You just have to back away and turn it all off. Go take a big dose of Nyquil and get some sleep. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (mQ0Mc) 759
Lawyers, man.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:08 PM (rJUlF) Well played, my man! Posted by: Perry Helion at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (gwPgz) 760
747. Absolutely true - TPB is perfect.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL) 761
Can you name a national chain that would give you a refund on your Christmas tree because it died?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (6Ll1u) 762
>>>>>Beverly Hillbillys and Green Acres were pretty damn funny without having to be crude.
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:05 PM There wasn't a lot of crudity on TV in those days. . . .Uh how about the Carol Burnett show? Surprised some of her stuff got past the sensor. My Grandfather said she was a slut. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (+Dllb) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (+lOpA) 764
I think the Smart Matthew was my favorite episode.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM (2DOZq) --- Hell Yes! "You can call me Smimmy!" I have so many favorites though. The white noise machine is a good one. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW) 765
Seinfeld has aged really well. The show and the man too. His web sgow comedians in cars is really good too.
Posted by: #neverskankles at --Curb Your Enthusiasm has been on fire this year Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (eLVrv) 766
It's all fun and games until she decides she likes women more than she likes you and leaves you for one.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (NWiLs) Is that worse than "Nah, I don't like women or anything. I just don't like you anymore"? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (h2Bdk) 767
logprof
I saw Alveda at the Glen Beck rally at the DC Mall in 2010. And Sarah Palin was there. She was this ][ tall from where we sat. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (hyuyC) 768
I love The Office, up until Michael Scott's departure. It wasn't the same after that, IMHO.
These days I can't watch a show with a laugh track. It's so overused it is ridiculous. A modern funny show with no laugh track is Silicon Valley. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (/o9Qk) 769
Trailer Park Boys, the The Office, pioneered bringing comedy without laugh tracks into the mainstream.
Every Moron should give TPB a look. Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 08:09 PM Yep on both. Extras is pretty good too. Posted by: otho at January 12, 2018 08:13 PM (qGuLD) 770
My Senator, Lindsey Graham is the biggest shithole I know of.
Posted by: JAS at January 12, 2018 07:56 PM (7JbXq) I imagine with all his activity over the years, the aperture of his shithole puts him in the running for a goatse of the year award. Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 08:13 PM (2835Q) 771
751 Yeah....The Office might be the show ever.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (+lOpA) Seems no one got my The Office reference earlier today when talking about bears. The opening of the episode where Dwight set the office up to see if they were prepared for a fire is still the hardest I have ever laughed watching a sitcom. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq) 772
Just think what Trump is going through, being the target of their megaton insanity 24/7.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (mQ0Mc) But there you have the difference between Trump and normal people. He likes the attention, even the bad attention. If he didn't he wouldn't send out so many tweets. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:13 PM (h2Bdk) 773
Can you name a national chain that would give you a refund on your Christmas tree because it died.
Weyehouser? Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (iiixZ) 774
766 It's all fun and games until she decides she likes women more than she likes you and leaves you for one.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (NWiLs) Is that worse than "Nah, I don't like women or anything. I just don't like you anymore"? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (h2Bdk) They both hurt. Pick your flavor. Personally the lesbian one stung me more. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (xJa6I) 775
A modern funny show with no laugh track is Silicon Valley.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM SV is great. Dunno how it's gonna work without Erlich, though. Posted by: otho at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (qGuLD) 776
Seems no one got my The Office reference earlier today when talking about bears.
The opening of the episode where Dwight set the office up to see if they were prepared for a fire is still the hardest I have ever laughed watching a sitcom. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq) --- Which kind of bear is best? Also, big Parks & Rec fan. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (vDqXW) 777
I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt. I'd find a new dentist. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (oVJmc) 778
I own Police Squad, and replay it occasionally. Maybe I should see if Get Smart is available. Ummm, Barbara Feldon. Sigh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (hyuyC) 779
"Good luck to you. The last place I worked, I came in
one morning to find out the owner of the company committed suicide. Blew his brains out. So why are you looking for a new job? Well...uhh... Posted by: TheQuietMan" I just found out a few weeks ago that my previous boss (before he sold the company), had shot (5 times) and killed his office manager at a different company and was declared not guilty by reason of insanity. Spent a year in a mental hospital. Moved and started a new company where I worked with him for about 15 years. I was slightly shocked. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (w+Jhj) Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (eLVrv) 781
the sheriff says, Mayor Price doesn't have a permit to shoot wildlife or to fire a gun on a flight path.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8m86mlg Is this where I can by me one o them permits to fire a gun on a flight path? Posted by: Johnny Carey at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (CNm1v) Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (/o9Qk) 783
Loved ( at the time ) MASH, but Taxi and Night Court were good, haven't seen either in years and surprised they are not on ME TV
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (aC6Sd) 784
mash sucked.alan alda was an insufferable, moldy, pile of aardvark shit. one minute listening to him and bj, i was looking for a fucking clock tower. hated that fucking show. and, radar was an annoying little penis sipper.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (KP5rU) 785
Our little gentleman Mr. Finn was Best of Breed and Reserve Owner-Handled Best in Show (an award Her Majesty would have rather foregone) at today's Corpus Christi KC show. Tomorrow and Sunday it's Handsome Dan and Val who are entered. A three-hour drive each way: the joys of dog shows in Texas. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (44Hdn) 786
I think maybe WKRP was the best sitcom ever. Could have just been my mood at the time but it always worked for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 08:01 At least one of the best ever. Bailey Quarters, hot. Yeah, I'm old. Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (yJ1e6) 787
At least one of the best ever. Bailey Quarters, hot. Yeah, I'm old.
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM (yJ1e6) --- That was definitely a Ginger-Maryanne thing. Loni had the body, but Bailey had the face. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW) 788
I liked Perfect Strangers back in the day.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (/o9Qk) 789
I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.
I'd find a new dentist. That there Sir, is professional grade humor. Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (nisXv) 790
What I hate is 'cringe comedy'. Where you're supposed to laugh at the main characters doing stupid/cringey stuff.
That's what takes me out of Seinfeld, TPB and even some of The Office (especially the UK edition) I think Scrubs was the last sitcom that made me laugh uncontrollably. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (xJa6I) 791
Mean? Maybe for a 29 yo, wait till you're 63, Scooter.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (Jj+59) 792
Beverly Hillbillys and Green Acres were pretty damn funny without having to be crude.
-- Back in the day when cement ponds and hotcakes made us laugh. Those were the days. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (mQ0Mc) 793
They both hurt. Pick your flavor.
Personally the lesbian one stung me more. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (xJa6I) I guess there's two ways you can take it: 1) There's nothing you could have done and the relationship was doomed from the start because she didn't know or wasn't honest with herself. 2) You were such a bad boyfriend she swore off men forever. Personally I'm always gonna pick #1. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:18 PM (nBzBk) Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 12, 2018 08:18 PM (w+Jhj) 796
but Taxi and Night Court were good, haven't seen either in years and surprised they are not on ME TV Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:15 PM Taxi is on MeTV Sunday night. Night Court is on Laff TV every day. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l) 797
Also Newhart. The episode where Bob tries to be an auctioneer still makes me laugh until I cry.
Do I have one dollar. One dolly...one...one dollyollar. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:18 PM (/o9Qk) 798
What's up goofballs?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:19 PM (dUJdY) 799
He said, "you're keeping your marriage vows".
"I know", says I. Posted by: Chartreuse at January 12, 2018 08:19 PM (CNm1v) 800
Anybody watch Schitt's Creek?
I saw there were several SCTV fans here a couple nights ago. It stars Levy and O'Hara and is quite funny (to me). May contain some Chris Elliot, if you have a problem. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW) 801
Hey Jewells
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:20 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:20 PM (GMwtw) 803
Actually that was the second guy I worked for who killed himself. The head of the asset management group I worked for at another company did an Ernest Hemingway. So watch I people I work for. I might be the angel of death Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ) 804
Night Court comes on the LAFF channel, one of our antenna channels. It's not a funny as I remembered, a lot of the stuff is not fresh like it was when it was first on.
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7) 805
The Detour is really good. Season 3 starts next week I believe.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:21 PM (GMwtw) 806
We also were big 90210 and Melrose place fans
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:21 PM (aC6Sd) 807
I loved Green Acres when I was a kid, about age 10-12. In hindsight, it was almost proto-Monty Python in its absurdity.
Seriously, was there ever another American sitcom like it, where the protagonist was trapped in a world where everybody seemed crazy except him? Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 808
Back when I was in high school, we had a theology teacher who was short, fat and had dark curly hair. The assholes in my class (and they were a-plenty) used to yell, "NORM!" at him when he'd walk into the classroom.
Yeah, that didn't go over well. Damn Catholic school teachers have no sense of humor. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:22 PM (/o9Qk) 809
The Quite Man in Murder He Wrote
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:22 PM (aC6Sd) 810
And Levy's son is played by....Levy's real life son.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:22 PM (GMwtw) 811
Since its an open thread. Here's an interesting bit of video game trivia: Why Do Japanese Games Tell You Characters' Blood Types?
https://youtu.be/xRT6yDnqup8 Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:23 PM (cAnNx) 812
For old comedy, I could still watch the Phil Silvers Show.
Before my time, but Phil Silvers had a star quality to him, that still seems translates IMO. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:23 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:23 PM (GMwtw) 814
766 It's all fun and games until she decides she likes women more than she likes you and leaves you for one.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:10 PM (NWiLs) Is that worse than "Nah, I don't like women or anything. I just don't like you anymore"? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:12 PM (h2Bdk) Can't speak from personal experience on the lesbian part but having been through the other, it sucks out loud. She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) 815
rickl
Green Acres was over my head as a yute. But I did appreciate Lisa Douglas. But still, no Barbara Feldon. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (hyuyC) 816
Awww, problem is I am usually in bed and lights out by 8pm
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (aC6Sd) 817
Oh yeah, Married with Children was great.
I tried Schitt's Creek, as I love Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy (love them in all the Christopher Guest movies), but I couldn't get into it! Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (/o9Qk) 818
She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) --- Phrasing. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (vDqXW) 819
813; prolly fucked bill clinton. that is all. std's for the win.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (nBzBk) 821
Heard on radio talk show Roseanne is coming back with all characters returning
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd) 822
Oh yes, Married with Children is a classic. Definitely among the best.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R) 823
I was involved with a girl in college who not only looked like Pam but sounded exactly like her, too. It was very jarring the first time I saw the Office. There was a 15+ year difference so I knew it was impossible, but it was still sort of strange to watch the show. And it never got less weird.
But whoever the crazy boss lady was in the later episodes... Dang. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:26 PM (ks6bw) 824
822: polk high school.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:27 PM (KP5rU) 825
811 Since its an open thread. Here's an interesting bit of video game trivia: Why Do Japanese Games Tell You Characters' Blood Types?
https://youtu.be/xRT6yDnqup8 Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:23 PM (cAnNx) I dated a Chinese girl once and that was the very first thing she asked me. She was prepared to pass on me, too, if we didn't have compatible blood types. Me, I want to marry a O- in case I need a transfusion. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:27 PM (h2Bdk) 826
Some other moron said it best - every threesome becomes a twosome and a lonesome
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 08:27 PM (6FqZa) 827
Mom not only has the flu, she now has pneumonia as well. She sounds awful. Prayers are appreciated. My moms name is Ida. Good ol fashioned name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (dUJdY) 828
As young kid I watched F-Troop and Gomer Pyle, loved Wild Wild West
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (aC6Sd) 829
I tried Schitt's Creek, as I love Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy (love them in all the Christopher Guest movies), but I couldn't get into it!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (/o9Qk) -- Yeah, I've watched all the Levy-Guest movies. Levy is usually "co-writer" with Guest, who directs. I would watch Catherine O'Hara in almost anything. Very, very funny lady. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW) 830
818 She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) --- Phrasing. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (vDqXW) Saw that one a mile off. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs) 831
So not only was Durbin's absurd comment about "chain migration" further eviscerated by someone finding him proudly using the (perfectly normal) term not long ago, now someone has bothered to do their homework and found Grahamnesty describing Mexico as a "hellhole" a few years back.
As extravagantly stupid as these slanderous idiotic comments are, still wish Trump his own self and surrogates would take the offensive against the race-baiters. Race-baiting has been the only important "racist" element of American public life going on a few decades now. And 100% comes from (surprise) the racist authoritarians, not the normals. Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (QDnY+) 832
821 Heard on radio talk show Roseanne is coming back with all characters returning
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd) So both Becky's? And that will be difficult for her husband since Glenn Quinn died in 2002. Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (cAnNx) 833
Yes indeed the boss lady in The Office....dayuuum.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (GMwtw) 834
She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) From what I can tell most women have someone on deck when they make a change. They may or may not be sleeping with him, but he's there. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (h2Bdk) 835
Seriously, was there ever another American sitcom like it, where the
protagonist was trapped in a world where everybody seemed crazy except him? --- I remember those shows. That was back in the days when the men in sitcoms were just as capable of doing things as the women were. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (ks6bw) 836
Heard on radio talk show Roseanne is coming back with all characters returning
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd) --- The buzz is it's going to be pro-Trump in slant. So the networks are going to have to kill it. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW) 837
I'd like to chain Durbin inside a wall and seal him in.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs) 838
Can't leave with giving props to The Abbott and Costello Show.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (y+SdL) 839
832; didn't you die last year or something, buzzion?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (KP5rU) 840
I just found out a few weeks ago that my previous boss (before he sold the company), had shot (5 times) and killed his office manager at a different company
At least the retirement fund was healthy. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa) 841
837. A most excellent jest.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL) 842
Slaves were brought to the US in ships. Ban ships.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (+lOpA) 844
Jewells prayers and hope she's being taken care of.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (aC6Sd) 845
834 She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) From what I can tell most women have someone on deck when they make a change. They may or may not be sleeping with him, but he's there. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (h2Bdk) Was true in my case. There were lots of indicators beforehand then she moved some dude in suspiciously quickly after I was out. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs) 846
I think Scrubs was the last sitcom that made me laugh uncontrollably.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (xJa6I) Dr. Cox was my hero back then. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (rJUlF) 847
Wild Wild West
I had my first program manager thoughts during that show. Who is funding this and did they have the technology back them? Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (hyuyC) Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (+lOpA) 849
836 Heard on radio talk show Roseanne is coming back with all characters returning Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd) --- The buzz is it's going to be pro-Trump in slant. So the networks are going to have to kill it. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW) Isn't it going to have a cross dressing boy? Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (cAnNx) 850
832 821 Heard on radio talk show Roseanne is coming back with all characters returning
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd) So both Becky's? And that will be difficult for her husband since Glenn Quinn died in 2002. Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (cAnNx) Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost? Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (nisXv) 852
Loved WKRP. Watched the first episode and every one afterwards. "I swear, I thought turkeys could fly!" still leaves me helpless with laughter.
The ultimate show ending episode was when The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart crossed paths. Him waking up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette and telling her about his weird dream just blew everyones' minds. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (T3JzS) 853
Quark.
Posted by: goatexchande at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (YFnq5) 854
I loved Green Acres when I was a kid, about age 10-12. In hindsight, it was almost proto-Monty Python in its absurdity.
Seriously, was there ever another American sitcom like it, where the protagonist was trapped in a world where everybody seemed crazy except him? -- It still plays on Logo. The station with all the RuPaul commercials. I dvr it and watch them when they're on for fun. I watched it as a kid all the time. As an adult, it's like you said, Monty Python absurdity. My favorite character is still Lisa. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (mQ0Mc) 855
As young kid I watched F-Troop and Gomer Pyle, loved Wild Wild West
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:28 PM (aC6Sd) WWW was to me, as a kid, an "adult" show I was able to watch.... loved it. Amazing what helpful shit you can hide in the hollowed-out heel of a cowboy boot!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (br2jI) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC) 857
Can't leave with giving props to The Abbott and Costello Show.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:29 PM (y+SdL) --- Jerry Seinfeld didn't do a lot of the writing on his show, but he did steer the general tone of the show. He cited that that show was a major influence. An element he wanted to "recreate". Never seen it, myself. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW) 858
CGI maybe, never really watched Roseanne
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (aC6Sd) 859
Prayers for your mama Ida, Jewells.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (/o9Qk) 860
Did an imdb on Nana Visitor, had no idea she was married to Alexander Siddig at one time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (qJtVm) 861
843 Hated Married WC.
But Katey Sagal was nice to look at. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (+lOpA) Why? I loved it. But we agree on Katey Sagal. Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R) 862
newhart was a treasure. wkrp. booger! that show was the best.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (KP5rU) 863
Is Invasion USA a Christmas movie?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (+Dllb) 864
846 I think Scrubs was the last sitcom that made me laugh uncontrollably.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (xJa6I) Dr. Cox was my hero back then. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (rJUlF) He was hilarious. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs) 865
860 Did an imdb on Nana Visitor, had no idea she was married to Alexander Siddig at one time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (qJtVm) For some reason, the names of all the actors on DS9 sound like alien names on other shows. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:34 PM (xJa6I) 866
hahaha
Tucker : Schiff and Swallwell -Team RussiaRussiaRussia, voted to renew the FISA surveillance Act yesterday. Granting wiretap and surveillance powers to the President that they believe is an agent of Russia. hahaha Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:34 PM (5ng19) 867
Hated Married WC. But Katey Sagal was nice to look at. Posted by: eleven Me too. On both counts. We appear to be in the minority (at least on the first part) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l) 868
Wasn't there some popular-for-a-second theory that Oscar and Lisa Douglass were dead and that "Green Acres" was supposed to be Purgatory?
Sounds like something you think up after too much weed, I know. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:34 PM (rJUlF) 869
Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
John? They could just pretend the last episode never happened. I never saw it anyways. Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (PnFNZ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (+y/Ru) 871
For some reason, the names of all the actors on DS9 sound like alien names on other shows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:34 PM (xJa6I) I watched a reviewer who said the same thing about Firefly. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (h2Bdk) 872
846 I think Scrubs was the last sitcom that made me laugh uncontrollably.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:17 PM (xJa6I) Dr. Cox was my hero back then. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (rJUlF) His name rocks. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I) 873
Hated Married WC.
But Katey Sagal was nice to look at. Posted by: eleven Me too. On both counts. We appear to be in the minority (at least on the first part) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Me three. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (hyuyC) 874
There's 250 episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies.
125 hours of farce. You can't do that without some writers. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (oVJmc) 875
And that will be difficult for her husband since Glenn Quinn died in 2002.
-- The script is supposedly going to have her as a widow. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (mQ0Mc) 876
869 Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
John? They could just pretend the last episode never happened. I never saw it anyways. Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (PnFNZ) Eh... yeah. John. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (h2Bdk) 877
rickl....it just seemed to glorify trashiness and meaninglessness.
It depressed me. Except for Katey Sagal in those pants. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA) 878
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The ultimate show ending episode was when The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart crossed paths. Him waking up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette and telling her about his weird dream just blew everyones' minds. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (T3JzS) That was a final episode that can never be topped. Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R) 879
He was hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs) My daughter told me once they must have been studying my sense of humor when they created that character. I have no inkling where she gets that idea. (slowly backs away) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (rJUlF) 880
Never seen it, myself.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW) Haven't seen what? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ) 881
She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac ________ Once the "forsaking all others" clause is compromised, in whatever form, the rest falls apart PDQ. (Been there, done that, waiting for the judge to sign the papers.) Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (y+SdL) 882
869 Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
John? They could just pretend the last episode never happened. I never saw it anyways. Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (PnFNZ) I suppose they could say it hasn't happened yet, but that kind of casts a pall over the show. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (h2Bdk) 883
878: true that. fucking brilliant.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (KP5rU) 884
839 832; didn't you die last year or something, buzzion?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:30 PM (KP5rU) August 25 2015 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358675 Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (cAnNx) 885
John? They could just pretend the last episode never happened. I never saw it anyways.
-- It would be hilarious if he turned up in the shower, like Bobby Ewing. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (mQ0Mc) 886
Wasn't there some popular-for-a-second theory that Oscar and Lisa Douglass were dead and that "Green Acres" was supposed to be Purgatory?
That's my route to added enjoyment in the story: Oliver Wendell Douglass is dead, and tormented for eternity by the bizarre denizens of Hooterville. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (oVJmc) 887
i can't stand sheldon cooper
but the others are fun Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (nBzBk) 888
Me three.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (hyuyC) --- And I thought I was the only one. That show was camp. To this day me and my wife will say "Shoe bet ya". Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (vDqXW) 889
879 He was hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs) My daughter told me once they must have been studying my sense of humor when they created that character. I have no inkling where she gets that idea. (slowly backs away) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (rJUlF) His shtick where he called JD a different girl's name every time he talked to him cracked me up. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs) 890
August 25 2015
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358675 Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (cAnNx) Ectoplasm is holding up well, I hope? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (rJUlF) 891
I wasn't sure who Katey Sagal was (never knew her name) until I did a search.
She's aged very well. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw) 892
Becky on Roseanne was Elliot on Scrubs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (2DOZq) 893
I'm with Ace. I don't care anymore. I'm not their wife, they child, their partner, their anything. Unless the "dirty tale" is heinious and egregious, I don't care. With the damn endless stories like these , they have made me numb. Keep it up Faker News guys. Good job. Can we now focus on accomplishments and making America great again? Oh and how is that Clinton fixation going for you?
Posted by: Slinky Sally at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (sBDDH) Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (y+SdL) 895
804 Night Court comes on the LAFF channel, one of our antenna channels. It's not a funny as I remembered, a lot of the stuff is not fresh like it was when it was first on.
Posted by: freaked Maybe so but Markie Post. Mmmmm, Markie Post....... Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (7ASy0) 896
I suppose you're gonna tell me Xaviera Hollander was a lady of the evening too.
Random line from Towering Inferno on SCTV. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (nBr1j) 897
Becky on Roseanne was Elliot on Scrubs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (2DOZq) --- Becky II Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW) 898
Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
- Obamacare's a hell of a drug. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (+y/Ru) 899
Prayers for your momma, Jewells. Moms should never be sick.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (prxs+) 900
Buzzion is forever in Schroedinger's box.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA) 901
I thought they mentioned Dan Goodman returning so who knows
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (aC6Sd) 902
881 She probably was cheating on me, though I don't have hard evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac ________ Once the "forsaking all others" clause is compromised, in whatever form, the rest falls apart PDQ. (Been there, done that, waiting for the judge to sign the papers.) Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (y+SdL) Bah. Sorry man. It's a raw deal. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (NWiLs) 903
Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:31 PM (h2Bdk) He got better. Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (IpRdF) 904
Did anybody else ever watch "The Two of Us" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081953/ Sort of a Mr. Belvedere with Peter Cook as the butler 1981 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l) 905
>>>So both Becky's?
At the same time! And they're trying to get pregnant or something, but doing it all wrong. Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (g5xnT) 906
891 I wasn't sure who Katey Sagal was (never knew her name) until I did a search.
She's aged very well. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw) She was awesome in Sons of Anarchy. That show had talent out the wazoo - it wasn't bad, but it should have been better just from the cast. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (h2Bdk) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (oVJmc) 908
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i can't stand sheldon cooper but the others are fun Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (nBzBk) --- I'm glad for everyone involved that it's become so popular and they're all rolling in the dough, but I stopped watching after the first season. When it got popular it lost a lot of the genuine "nerd" feel and went to easy nerd joke stuff. Plus poop jokes. It was like they could tell they had a hit on their hands and had to change it to make it more like every other sitcom. Because that makes sense. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (ks6bw) 909
Nood!!
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (+Tibp) 910
892 Becky on Roseanne was Elliot on Scrubs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:38 PM (2DOZq) No. Really? Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (+lOpA) 911
I don't think I have the LAFF channel, have to search,
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (aC6Sd) 912
Also, Dan (John Goodman's character) died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
Posted by: Ace's liver ________ He was actually dead for the entire last season. His appearances in those episodes were as a ghost of sorts. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (y+SdL) 913
900. Any cat invokes gedanken experiment, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL) 914
Stormy Daniels is the porn starlet rumored to have a "history" with Trump? I remember her! She once ran a campaign against David Vitter for the Senate, IIRC. This was after a prostitute announced that she'd serviced him, and that he had a weird diaper fetish.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (wSC8T) 915
Ban ships.
We have. Ever try to book passage somewhere? It is "virtually" against the law. Two of them. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (H5rtT) 916
Tyrone "CILL MY LANDLORD" Green - on Tucker
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (5ng19) 917
877 rickl....it just seemed to glorify trashiness and meaninglessness.
It depressed me. Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA) It was a farce. All the characters were over-the-top caricatures of stupidity, greed, sluttiness, or whatever. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously. In one episode Al blew himself up and appeared with his face blackened by soot and his hair standing on end, like Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner cartoon. Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R) 918
Isn't it going to have a cross dressing boy?
-- Darlene's boy, yes. But she says he's not trans. He just likes to dress in girls' clothing. Uh, okay. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (mQ0Mc) 919
882 869 Also, Dan Goodman's character died in the series finale. Is he coming back as a ghost?
John? They could just pretend the last episode never happened. I never saw it anyways. Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:35 PM (PnFNZ) I suppose they could say it hasn't happened yet, but that kind of casts a pall over the show. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:36 PM (h2Bdk) John Goodman's character dying was probably the least egregious part of the last season/series finale. What can I remember off the top of my head. Oh yeah, the last season was all just Roseanne's fantasy writing, so "It was all a dream!" But along with that Becky and Dani had swapped husbands. And it was the sister that was a lesbian. Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (cAnNx) 920
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (h2Bdk)
I think her husband was the writer or producer or both . Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (2DOZq) 921
Katy Segal was also great in Sons of Anarchy. Hated her character but she played it to the hilt. Miss that show.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (dUJdY) 922
Hope you get better soon, Ace. Have to say, however, I'm not certain that I don't like your under-the-weather sarcastic bite. It increases your accuracy when describing the a--holes running the culture.
Posted by: DZouave at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (9/QQm) 923
Re: WTF will Steve Hayes tell his daughter now?
Well, it will likely be something along the lines of this epic man-hairsplanation. Something about his "he-pu$$y." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2KhL82XdTI Posted by: Octopus at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (TjN6o) Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (nBzBk) 925
I didn't particularly like the show, but I liked watching Christina Applegate and listening to Al Bundy. Especially when he was at the store. The insults were hilariously non-PC.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (cW490) 926
re: Roseanne, they're just kind of ignoring that whole "Dan's dead" thing. He'll be alive.
The question I have is, if they're bringing everyone back, which Becky are they using? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wSC8T) 927
Bah. Sorry man. It's a raw deal.
Posted by: Insomniac ________ Thanks. (You, too.) Got to the point where I told myself that it isn't going to ruin any more weekends. Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (y+SdL) 928
roseann is a "swamp momma." on tv and, in real life.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (KP5rU) 929
Should I go to the NOOD or watch Hogan's Heroes on YouTube?
Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:44 PM (y+SdL) 930
He was hilarious
my favorite episode was when he hurt his back playing basketball Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (nBzBk) --- I liked how Perry's wife was just as nasty as he was. Some of the slams she used to get on JD were hilarious. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (2DOZq) 932
The question I have is, if they're bringing everyone back, which Becky are they using?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wSC8T) --- I heard it's the original. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (y+SdL) 934
As far as your cranky attitude, Ace, let me just say I love it. The meaner the better. You've cranked off some beautiful bon mots in recent days, responding to the brain-hurting granfalloons of our noble opposition, the Libturd Left. Never change, my son. Learn to embrace the crankcase within, as many of us older crusty crustaceans have done. Yes, you need a shell -- one will be provided, by Provenance. The healthcare company, Provenance. Or you can build your own, out of your own poisonous exudations, as I did. It's not pretty, but it works.
Posted by: Octopus at January 12, 2018 08:48 PM (TjN6o) 935
John Goodman's character dying was probably the least egregious part of
the last season/series finale. What can I remember off the top of my head. Oh yeah, the last season was all just Roseanne's fantasy writing, so "It was all a dream!" But along with that Becky and Dani had swapped husbands. And it was the sister that was a lesbian. -- So was the mom, Estelle Parsons. The last few seasons blew chunks. That show is hysterically funny, but only the first 4 seasons. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (mQ0Mc) 936
906 891 I wasn't sure who Katey Sagal was (never knew her name) until I did a search.
She's aged very well. Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw) She was awesome in Sons of Anarchy. That show had talent out the wazoo - it wasn't bad, but it should have been better just from the cast. Posted by: Ace's liver Agreed. The writers screwed that up. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (7ASy0) 937
Roseanne supposedly started going down hill after she married Tom Arnold.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (2DOZq) --- "Supposedly"? That's practically where you can put the pin. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW) 938
Interesting, Axeman. I figured they'd go with the second one, since she still had an acting career after Roseanne (it's Sarah Chalke, the blonde from Scrubs).
But there's always something to be said for going with the original. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (wSC8T) 939
So was the mom, Estelle Parsons. The last few seasons blew chunks. That show is hysterically funny, but only the first 4 seasons.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (mQ0Mc) No see that was the stupidity. The mom was gay in the show, but that last scene was Roseanne saying "actually it was my sister that was gay not my mom, but I needed to make my mom more interesting." All stupid. Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (cAnNx) 940
I just tried a experiment: I did a couple of pushup on finger tips to see if I still could at the tender age of 58, yes, I still can.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (r+mGZ) 941
Lots of interesting observations about mr_jack's question at comment 39 re. "shall" and "will".
Something I didn't see mentioned is that whereas "Shall" shows intent, "Will" implies certainty. Thus, MacArthur's statement was entirely correct, and some Christians avoid the use of "Will" because only God can be certain that any particular thing will come to pass ("Thy will be done"). Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (sRycn) 942
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Every TOS with kids in it was horribad. Science Fiction with kids is almost always bad. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc) Three words, then a fourth: Lost In Space shithole Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (8iiMU) 943
I could never suspend disbelief. People working retail and waitress jobs living in one of the most expensive areas in the world.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (h2Bdk) *************** Rent Control.... Bitchez Posted by: Democrats at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (6dFYM) 944
Ten years ago here in Denver, you could rent a decent 1-bedroom apartment for, like, $600 a month. At that price, a full-time fast-food or retail employee could still afford his own apartment. Might not always be easy, but it could be done.
I don't see how that's possible anymore. Skyrocketing real estate prices have resulted in local rent costs more or less doubling since then. What's the solution to this problem? I'm pretty sure there really isn't one, at least in the broad sense of something that'll help everyone at those lower income levels. No, the only thing that'll help is to try to improve your own personal circumstances. Raising minimum wage to $15 an hour will not help. Other people have talked about how low-wage jobs just get automated away when that happens, so I won't go into that here. Another point against a greatly increased minimum wage is, prices on everything increase as a result. After all, labor is often the biggest expense for any business. Increase that, and the price for that business's products/services will necessarily increase. Another factor that makes increasing minimum wage less than helpful is... let's say you're in a low-income job, but not a minimum-wage job. Let's say minimum wage is, like, $8 an hour in your area, and you're currently making $12 an hour. That's 50% above minimum wage. You're doin' all right. All of a sudden, minimum wage in your area goes up to $15 an hour. Yeah, you're definitely getting an increase in your hourly wage, but... guess what? You're most likely getting a pay raise up to that new minimum wage. The absolute number of dollars you're making is higher, but you're now a minimum-wage employee, and everything you need gets more expensive as a result, and so you are now poorer as a result of that minimum wage hike increasing the absolute number of dollars in your wallet. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T) 945
The question I have is, if they're bringing everyone back, which Becky are they using?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (wSC8T) --- I heard it's the original. Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW) Yes. They are also bringing back the 2nd actress who played Becky, but she will now play a different character. Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 12, 2018 11:24 PM (1l8jw) 946
That's one place where I think The Big Bang Theory really missed out. They use a lot of actors who first became popular on Roseanne, but the two Beckys were never included. Imagine if they were a pair of feuding sisters, cousins of Leonard. That could've made for some interesting episodes!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (wSC8T) 947
943 I could never suspend disbelief. People working retail and waitress jobs living in one of the most expensive areas in the world.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2018 07:33 PM (h2Bdk) *************** Rent Control.... Bitchez Posted by: Democrats at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (6dFYM) They weren't old enough to have rent controlled apartments in NYC. Posted by: Ace's liver at January 13, 2018 02:31 AM (h2Bdk) 948
They weren't old enough to have rent controlled apartments in NYC.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 13, 2018 02:31 AM (h2Bdk) It was Monica's Grandma's apartment (who had died). They weren't suppose to be living there & the Super even threatened to turn them in at one point. But yea, just like most of TV, it does not match reality. If I found that a sticking point, I'd never watch any TV. Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 02:39 AM (1l8jw) 949
Good ol' Donny Two-Scoops, helpin' a dame what fell on hard times. She's real, right?
Posted by: SciVo at January 13, 2018 07:01 AM (OETSY) 950
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So...HOW is leftism not a cult, again? Because the author is describing practically the textbook example of someone escaping a cult. You can even leave Mormonism significantly easier than becoming a leftism apostate. Posted by: Saber Alter at January 13, 2018 02:47 PM (4Y7w0) Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.1036 seconds. |
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