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Terry MacAuliffe: I'd Punch Trump So Hard My Wife's Boyfriend Would Stand Up and Applaud

Ugh, whatever. These little daisies are all tough-guys now.

By the way, a prog daisy's threats to McConnell and Pruitt were inspired by Rachel Maddow's rhetoric.

Ed Driscoll reminds us of the recent violent attacks by progressives against conservatives.

And yet they don't patrol their own rhetoric for propensity to inspire violence.

Is that because they want to inspire violence?

Careful what you wish for, daisies.

Posted by: Ace at 04:50 PM




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1 I think Terry has AIDS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:50 PM (QQ+il)

2 Look Terry, I don't come down to where you work and knock Bill Clinton's dick out of your mouth, do I?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at January 12, 2018 04:51 PM (on6WJ)

3 Fuck it, it is Friday!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 12, 2018 04:51 PM (kn85U)

4 "Democrat" is racist because it reminds me of the KKK
(see: 1924 Democratic National Convention, also called the Klanbake, held at the Madison Square Garden in New York City from June 24 to July 9, 1924, took a record 103 ballots to nominate presidential candidate, John W. Davis)

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 12, 2018 04:51 PM (e8kgV)

5 Terry, please tell the Secret Service I said, "Hey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2018 04:51 PM (CRkjh)

6 At least he didn't challenge anyone to the Octagon. Apparently they can learn.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 04:51 PM (LAe3v)

7 Is it a crime to threaten the President?

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (zLDYs)

8 Terry McAuliffe and Sarah Sanders.

Thunderdome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

9 These are the guys that yell "hold me back!" before throwing petty insults

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (NJR2/)

10 Democrats Presidential hopefuls are going to try and out-Trump, Trump.

Trump didn't win because he said outlandish things or was crude.

Posted by: Maritime at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (lKmt3)

11 >>Klanbake, held at the Madison Square Garden in New York City from June 24 to July 9, 1924, took a record 103 ballots to nominate presidential candidate, John W. Davis


Na man can eat that many balut.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (on6WJ)

12 Yes, presidents should just stick to taking blow jobs from willing interns.

It's much more presidential, and much more nobody's business behind closed doors.

And it has precedent.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (vDqXW)

13
Charity softball games and lawn-cutting are violent right-wing activities.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (2FqvZ)

14 Is it a crime to threaten the President?


He was jus' specalatin' on a hypothesis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

15 Trump will just have to learn to absorb it.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (r9UYA)

16 This guy has to be the biggest wimp

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (aC6Sd)

17 As always, sooooo happy to see my (now outgoing) governor in the news. Such a tough guy.

Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (kNasr)

18
These are the guys that yell "hold me back!" before throwing petty insults


Posted by: BacktoGA at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (NJR2/)


And it's funny when no one does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

19 Terry McAuliffe and Sarah Sanders.

Thunderdome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



10,000 quatloos on Sarah.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (rTqAd)

20 Democrats setting new lows for lack of civility in politics

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (8+Ozj)

21 Virginia boy is mining deep doo doo.

Posted by: saf at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (cS/ge)

22 Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (7PllL)

23 Push the little daisies and make 'em come up!

https://youtu.be/4kkJPiTIyZ8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (fA1SL)

24 True Fact : You can't perform Analigus without a willing shit hole.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (on6WJ)

25 Non intent.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)

26 WEEN!

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (on6WJ)

27 Afterwards, McAuliffe and other noted tough guy, Lawrence O'Donnell, went out for cucumber sandwiches.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

28 He sounds like Ralph Kramden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l)

29 My monies on The Donald

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (O2RFr)

30 Terry MacAuliffe: I'd Punch Trump

Which means Terry would approve if one of his constituents punched Trump.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (6FqZa)

31 Is it a crime to threaten the President?
Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (zLDYs)
---------

Only if the president is a (D).

Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (kNasr)

32 These are the guys that yell "hold me back!" before throwing petty insults


Posted by: BacktoGA at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (NJR2/)

And it's funny when no one does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)



I like to push them forward.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (QQ+il)

33 14. * pours whiskey *
Miller's Crossing, man.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

34 Back in the early 90's, I was visiting NYC, and ran into Trump on the street in front of one of his properties.

In person, he's an imposing guy. Really tall. Looked kind of angry. Really...alpha.

All this talk is Beta Trash Talk. They cannot bring it. Guaranteed.

Posted by: shibumi at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (aT+Bx)

35 Boy, you just know Shep! is pissed he was off today. For the first time ever he could have said "shithole" over and over and over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

36 The guys on NRO have called him out for his language I assume.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (nBr1j)

37 McAuliffe = fag

Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (Sfs6o)

38 Yeah, but Sarah Palin sent out a graphic with a target on it!

Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (9vQJW)

39 Just like Wick Rilson, with the 1st Punch hits he would be doing the SCOOBY-DOO routine trying to run away

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (y3aQB)

40
And yet Dick "Les" Turd-bin refuses to answer questions about his close relationship with would-be mass Leftist assassin James Hodgkinson.

What about it Dick-Les? Why all the silence about all those e-mails and phone calls?

Hmm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

41 Geez....call a shithole country a shithole country and all heck breaks loose.

Posted by: Office Manager at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (+lOpA)

42 The guys on NRO have called him out for his language I assume.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (nBr1j)


Yes, by Jove.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

43 sock purge

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (+lOpA)

44 So this clown is acknowledging the right of others to punch him.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 04:56 PM (nBr1j)

45 Yeah, but there was a rodeo clown in Missouri who wore an Obama mask!

Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (9vQJW)

46 Heh. The Five just showed Al "mumble mouth" Sharpton mumbling something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

47 42
The guys on NRO have called him out for his language I assume.



Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, by Jove.




Posted by: Jane D'oh


Indubitably, old sport. Wot, wot.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

48 I think Terry wants to go Thunderdome.

I'm game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (xJa6I)

49 37 McAuliffe = fag
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 04:55 PM (Sfs6o)


And his shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (+lOpA)

50 Top 50? Ha. Reminds me of the time some dude told me he was gonna kick me arse - and I replied you just might big fella but make sure to pack a lunch b/c its gonna take all day and be sure that ONE of us is going to the hospital afterwards and I DONT have insurance. Your call.

He just glared... yeah fucker, just as I thought.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (9B/d8)

51 I'm tellin' ya, Terry's got the Slims.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

52 51 I'm tellin' ya, Terry's got the Slims.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (QQ+il)


He's come a long way, baby...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

53 Why would Terry just be unable-if Trump invaded what he thought was a personal space-to just say "I really feel like you're getting to close to me, Mr. Trump. Could you please move back?."

Sounds like Terry's temper is on a hair trigger,
very unpresidential, Sad

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (8+Ozj)

54 MacAuliffe, what a pussy brained sniveling soiled Hanes sniffing little fucknozzle.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (+dsLj)

55 51 I'm tellin' ya, Terry's got the Slims.

Yep. Ass flu.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (r9UYA)

56 Terry: "Don't make me hit you, Trump!" *runs away, serpentine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

57 Yeah, but some Congressman yelled out that Obama was a liar!

Posted by: Furious George at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (9vQJW)

58 So he gets to threaten the President with bodily harm with no consequences?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (AShJK)

59 I like to push them forward.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (QQ+il)


You're still on timeout, mister.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (+lOpA)

60 my wife's boyfriend, love it

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (V3U1L)

61 Terry's got the Slims.

He has a wasting disease, as in "what a waste of skin and oxygen".

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (LAe3v)

62 McAuliffe proves that not all assholes are from shitholes.

Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (Sfs6o)

63
Heh. The Five just showed Al "mumble mouth" Sharpton mumbling something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)


Them Greek homos?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (493sH)

64 Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's badWho's bad?

Posted by: Terry "Bad" McAuliffe at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (EtMVh)

65 Awaiting the calls for civility from the left.

Yeah, I will not hold my breath.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (nILVB)

66 Trunp is 71 years old I believe. That would be aggrivated battery or aggravated assault because he is older than 65.

Nothing like threatening senior citizens.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (g4lFK)

67 58 So he gets to threaten the President with bodily harm with no consequences?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (AShJK)


"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

- - A.G. Lemmon 714, Super Secret SLEEPER Agent


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

68 60 my wife's boyfriend, love it
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 12, 2018 04:58 PM (V3U1L)

It's a great to imply a cucking without actually saying Terry is a cuck.

But Terry is a cuck, I think we all know that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

69 51. Ebola and Kuru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (fA1SL)

70 So this is the state of political discourse in our once-great nation.

Brb, buying more ammo.

Posted by: Johnny at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (kUotE)

71 http://bit.ly/2Fwxwrv

Sneaky Dianne Feinstein Confirms She Leaked Glenn Simpson Transcript at the Request of Fusion GPSs Lawyers

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (y3aQB)

72 Dana Perino. Go away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

73 they already have inspired violence against the right, and against Republican congressmen playing baseball. But when they really need a witness killed, they arrange that directly. RIP Seth.

"Inciting Violence" ... it's a thing.
Murdering witnesses ... also a thing.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (otAqJ)

74 "Careful what you wish for, daisies."

As the Australians say: "Yeah, nah." Despite the occasional tough talk from some corners, the American Right positively pisses itself at the thought of ever using force. Handwringing and pearl-clutching are about the best is can manage; well, for those who aren't actively collaborating with the Left, that is.

Remember, when the Left actively engaged in violence against Trump supporters during the campaign, most of the Right sought to outdo each other in blaming the violence on Trump.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (rznWS)

75 69 51. Ebola and Kuru.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 04:59 PM (fA1SL)


Legboo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

76
Terry MacAuliffe: I'd Punch Trump So Hard My Wife's Boyfriend Would Stand Up and Applaud




The Paolo: Don't look at me. Even the Paolo has the, how you say, standards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (493sH)

77 Swift and Righteous is the Sword of the Lord...

Gen Mattis-

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (U5Xeq)

78 I remember when the President Bill Clinton threaten to punch someone in the nose for some slight against Hillary. Cannot recall who it was.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (AShJK)

79 Trunp is 71 years old I believe. That would be aggrivated battery or aggravated assault because he is older than 65.

Is that true? I was unaware there was a special category for beating up old people.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

80 Bring it, you twink!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (4VAdr)

81 Nice brown shirt you have on, Terry.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:01 PM (vDqXW)

82 I'll bet Trump could take out Anger Boy with one punch. I'd pay to see it.

It would ensure Trump's reelection in 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

83 I think Terry has AIDS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:50 PM (QQ+il)



Terry Mac has got the AIDS this year.....

Posted by: Tiny Tim at January 12, 2018 05:01 PM (xttKs)

84
Remember "civility"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (UWXlY)

85 "Hey! Nice shithole!"

"Nice shithole, yourself."

Posted by: Two dogs saying Hello at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (5ng19)

86 How did this juvenile idiot manage to get elected? DC I guess where the city is full of idiots and the FSA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (mpXpK)

87 83 I think Terry has AIDS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 04:50 PM (QQ+il)


Terry Mac has got the AIDS this year.....
Posted by: Tiny Tim at January 12, 2018 05:01 PM (xttKs)


Well, let's hope it's painful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

88 Ace, I think you have a stray word in your title?

Why the extraneous "Wife's"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (vDqXW)

89 Yes they do want to inspire violence and they have already succeeded in nearly getting several Republicans killed.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (LiyEm)

90 Terry McAuliffe is a dead ringer for Patrick Bateman's father.

He looks like he collects teh severed heads of the street walkers he picks up at night.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (g4lFK)

91 Remember "civility"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (UWXlY)
---
Yeah, Obama gave a speech about it one evening.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

92 But TRUMP is unstable, mean, hateful, racist, bigot............

Bring that shit to me man......Fuck you, pussy.

Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (xttKs)

93 88 Ace, I think you have a stray word in your title?

Why the extraneous "Wife's"?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (vDqXW)


Change to "Beard's."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

94 Dollars to donuts, when all this shit comes out, McAwful and his resident cum dumpster (D) are balls deep in McCabe and Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (5ng19)

95


I thought Matthews was all set to be toppled like the shitfaced drunk he is, for being some kind of asshole and ass grabbing douchebag?

Not now, the dogs have been called off. Not important now.

Back to destroying people.

Goddamn progs suck.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (ffzJn)

96 84


Remember "civility"?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2018 05:02 PM (UWXlY)
Remember 150,000 felons voting in his state?

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (14URa)

97 90 Terry McAuliffe is a dead ringer for Patrick Bateman's father.

He looks like he collects teh severed heads of the street walkers he picks up at night.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:03 PM (g4lFK)


Beltway Jeffrey Dahmer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

98 Rolling Stone defending presidential vulgarity...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285793/

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (LiyEm)

99 >>I think Terry has AIDS.



He Fucks Florida Monkeys By the Sea Shore

Posted by: Cindy Brady at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (on6WJ)

100 He's like the finger-snapping, ballet-dancing gang bangers in West Side Story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)

101 78 I remember when the President Bill Clinton threaten to punch someone in the nose for some slight against Hillary. Cannot recall who it was.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
__________

It wouldn't exactly call it a "slight."

Posted by: Skid Row Bum Who Tried To Steal A Bottle of Vodka at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (9vQJW)

102 Steven Spielberg sez PDT's administration "distorts the truth" (Newsbusters).

I guess he was in a coma during the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

103 Dollars to donuts, when all this shit comes out, McAwful and his resident cum dumpster (D) are balls deep in McCabe and Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (5ng19)
---
Fusion GPS is promising to the be the hub of the privatized police state.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (vDqXW)

104 99 >>I think Terry has AIDS.

He Fucks Florida Monkeys By the Sea Shore
Posted by: Cindy Brady at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (on6WJ)


Or Sea Monkeys and Pauley Shore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

105 Remember "Laughter"?

Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (on6WJ)

106 79 Trunp is 71 years old I believe. That would be aggrivated battery or aggravated assault because he is older than 65.

Is that true? I was unaware there was a special category for beating up old people.
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

It is in Georgia. They take that shit seriously. Like beating up a child or somebody disabled.

Dims are fools to be running there mouths like that.

The GOPe are spineless and retarded for not making videos about this to run on to destroy the Dem Party.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)

107
Steven Spielberg sez PDT's administration "distorts the truth" (Newsbusters).

I guess he was in a coma during the Age of Obama.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (ptqGC)


He can go man the ramparts with Tommy boy Hanks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (493sH)

108 102 Steven Spielberg sez PDT's administration "distorts the truth" (Newsbusters).

I guess he was in a coma during the Age of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:04 PM (ptqGC)


Phony Joo also wants Oprah to run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

109 i wish he'd move to haiti

Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (nBzBk)

110 Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (rznWS)

Political violence should be a last resort in a civilized Republic. Unfortunately the Left live in a different universe. It is fortunate the Right does restrain itself to respond to every act by the Left because otherwise we would have had another civil war long ago. Eventually that will end though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (AShJK)

111 Glad I left the Commonsmellth of Virginia.

HRBT = Haitian Relocation Bridge Tunnel


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (hqZPQ)

112 the left better not harm a hair on this president's head unless they want to be turned inside out.

control your scene left, or hell is coming for you.

Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

113 Terry's wife gives wristys at beltway Wal-Marts for $5. She gives you $5.

A Beejer is $10. Same applies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (89T5c)

114 106
The GOPe are spineless and retarded for not making videos about this to run on to destroy the Dem Party.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)

They do not want to destroy the Democrat Party because they are part of it, as the sham opposition.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

115 Dear Juan. STHU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

116 I tell you, I am going to make one of those thing where I curl up my fingers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)

117 Is that true? I was unaware there was a special category for beating up old people.

It is in Georgia.


Yeah, it's the law in Tennessee too.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (5ng19)

118 @84: "Remember "civility"?"

You want civility? All you have to do is bend the knee. You are our enemies, and unlike you, we understand what that actually means.

Posted by: The Left at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (rznWS)

119 Is that true? I was unaware there was a special category for beating up old people.

The other special hell.

Posted by: Shepherd Book at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (FhXTo)

120 Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

121 If you get beat up by a 71 year old, does that count as time served?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:08 PM (QQ+il)

122 He can go man the ramparts with Tommy boy Hanks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (493sH)
----
I was going to make a cheap "ram the manparts" joke, but that would be the cruder, 2017 Eris talking.

2018 Eris is classier than shit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 05:08 PM (qJtVm)

123 Juan sez "Even Trump people should be up in arms!"

Yeah. No.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

124 Why is violence always a trait of a Clintonista..

Wasn't MacAuliffe's election to Gov close and required a recount? Fucker is on borrowed (stolen) time

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:08 PM (U5Xeq)

125 120 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (QQ+il)


Yes. 9:00PM eastern on the night of November 8th, 2016.

Yes indeedy-do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

126 Right now, I'm almost guessing that Durbin used "shithole", and covered up by saying "Well, Trump SAID IT!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

127 Imma 'bout this close | | to forwarding on one of my "friend's" posts to the Secret Service. Blocking him just isn't enough anymore.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (hqZPQ)

128 Juan Williams: Shithole.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (5ng19)

129 remember when the President Bill Clinton threaten to punch someone in the nose for some slight against Hillary. Cannot recall who it was.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:00 PM (AShJK)

Looked it up. William Safire.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (AShJK)

130 A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (kn85U)

131 114 106
The GOPe are spineless and retarded for not making videos about this to run on to destroy the Dem Party.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:05 PM (g4lFK)

They do not want to destroy the Democrat Party because they are part of it, as the sham opposition.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

You know I know this. But it still needs to be pointed out at every turn. Golden opprotunities missed.

And threatening to beat up a 71 year old senior citizen should be political gold.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (g4lFK)

132
Right now, I'm almost guessing that Durbin used "shithole", and covered up by saying "Well, Trump SAID IT!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)


This.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

133 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (QQ+il)
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Several Millennials ago.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

134 Trump approval polls up today according to Ratmusings...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (U5Xeq)

135 Prgressivism 101: Sometimes my words do not work and I get angry so it is my right to use violence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (BtQd4)

136 123 Juan sez "Even Trump people should be up in arms!"

Yeah. No.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


Well, after Terry the Punk's outburst, we are up in arms. Up to our eyeballs in arms. And ammo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

137 112

Yes. That would definitely be the catalyst.

The left is pushing it. They will not like the result of their actions.

We are a sleeping tiger. They best not awaken us.

Posted by: Johnny at January 12, 2018 05:10 PM (kUotE)

138 Hah...ramparts.


Hanks is such a fag.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:10 PM (+lOpA)

139
Yeah, it's the law in Tennessee too.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (5ng19)

Texas too. A dreamer methhead home-invaded and roughed up my disabled 70 year old BIL. He got some years tacked on for my BIL's age.

Posted by: stace at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (6HFDU)

140 126 Right now, I'm almost guessing that Durbin used "shithole", and covered up by saying "Well, Trump SAID IT!"
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)


Whoever said it, as Zombie pointed out earlier, it completely turned the immigration narrative on its ear from the phony "compassion" lie to "preserving our national identity and way of life" truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

141 So fucking tired of seeing the ads for that masturbatory movie about the Pentagon papers.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (LiyEm)

142 Rickl,

If you're around, I watched the launch. It's clear so I could see it really well. It takes about 4 minutes before I hear it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (KpjMV)

143 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (QQ+il)


Been laughing since shithole broke yesterday. No sleep. It's been a state of euphoria for me.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (g4lFK)

144 Yes. 9:00PM eastern on the night of November 8th, 2016.

Yes indeedy-do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)



And every day since.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (+lOpA)

145 Trump would beat McAuliffe like a redheaded stepchild. Like a shithole orphan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (BtQd4)

146 He's threatening to beat up an old man. Who I'd bet would kick his ass.

Fights like this are over in 10 seconds. One guy will often get in a few punches, and the other not so many.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (cAXIk)

147 According to Trump's tweet, he said the proposal would make chain migration worse. How in heaven's name could that be possible? Does anyone know what these miscreants proposed? Can't seem to find it.

Posted by: Ever at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (OLS0m)

148 144 Yes. 9:00PM eastern on the night of November 8th, 2016.

Yes indeedy-do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)


And every day since.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:11 PM (+lOpA)


Y'know, I'm actually laughing my ass off today in the wake of "shit-hole-gate."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

149 Seriously, can Hollywood not shut the fuck up already? It used to be that a significant portion at least had the presence of mind to shut their fucking shitholes up and simply make movies and TV shows, now they have to fucking comment on every goddamned fucking news item of the day with such insufferably morally preening horseshit that begs for all of us to dildo punch them up their fucking shitholes.

Fuck hell I'm boycotting these turd wallowers so much now that the only thing I have left to watch on Netflix where the actors didnt say something fucktareded on Twitter are independent flicks and Bruce Campbell.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (+dsLj)

150 Lara Logan has bigger balls and is braver than Tom Hanks will ever be.

She will be on 60 Minutes Sunday night reporting on Afghanistan.

Tom Hanks would shit himself if he was ever within a couple of miles of an actual fire fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

151
I'd punch Terry MacAuliffe so hard I'd break every bone in his stupid cocksucking face.




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (CLDdU)

152 >>Afterwards, McAuliffe and other noted tough guy, Lawrence O'Donnell, went out for cucumber sandwiches.


Posted by: pep

You left out the after lunch frotting.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (2cuLk)

153 Is that because they want to inspire violence?

Yes. It is exactly because of this. It is exactly that they wish to inspire and promote violence against their enemies. They believe if we are all dead, then they can move forward on their dreams of utopia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

154 130 A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus
________

Every day is a day wasted!

Posted by: DistHillary at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (9vQJW)

155
8 Terry McAuliffe and Sarah Sanders.

Thunderdome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

Now that's just plain mean.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)

156 I think it's time for a national divorce. McAuliffe is a despicable piece of garbage, how does he have the nerve to say this? And their side no doubt feels the same about us. For the past year they've been engaging in violence, intimidation, threats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (/qEW2)

157 Terry McAuliffe: Would you believe I'd punch Trump?

Me: No, I wouldn't beljeve that.

Terry McAuliffe: How about I'd choke my chicken?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

158 Terry must have taken an Antifa fighting class and feeling tough.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (AShJK)

159
Well, after Terry the Punk's outburst, we are up in arms. Up to our eyeballs in arms. And ammo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

Jib-Cut-Appealing

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (U5Xeq)

160 I wonder if PDT still carries? If he does, I bet it's a .357 snub.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (r9UYA)

161 I wonder if PDT still carries? If he does, I bet it's a .357 snub.

A Classic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (QQ+il)

162 152 >>Afterwards, McAuliffe and other noted tough guy, Lawrence O'Donnell, went out for cucumber sandwiches.


Posted by: pep
And KY (kentucky) Sandwiches

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (BtQd4)

163 You know I really have to thank the tattlers and the press for making a 24-hour national conversation about what country is a "shithole".

Can you imagine the press' response in 1997 if one person said "Oh yeah, I opened the oval office door, and there is the president getting a BJ from an INTERN!"

Sure they would have run that. Sure.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

164 160 I wonder if PDT still carries? If he does, I bet it's a .357 snub.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (r9UYA)


"Desert Eagle, point-5-OH!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

165 Head on a swivel and have a SECDEF Mattis plan.

And firepower. Lots of firepower.

Add logistics to the firepower and you know you're at a smart military blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (hyuyC)

166 fucknozzle.



Hmm... *furiously adds word to AoSHQ style guide*

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (7UW64)

167 I say this as a Scotts-Irish guy, we have anger issues.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (AShJK)

168 A Virginia politician is worth nothing now that VA is a blue state and a Republican can with the White House without it.

It sort of reminds me of Kasich thinking we HAD TO give him the nomination because he was Governor of Ohio, despite the fact he was otherwise such a worthless sack of shit. But it was Ohio, and we had to give it to him or he would block everyone else.

Posted by: Maritime at January 12, 2018 05:16 PM (lKmt3)

169 I'd punch Terry MacAuliffe so hard I'd knock the taste out his mouth..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:16 PM (U5Xeq)

170 The problem with Terry McShitlip and the rest of these cowardly fucks is that they will not EVER say this shit to Trump's face. They will however inspire some manic depressive, social-media-junkie meth-head to go on a shooting spree.

After the CFAP report on The Wall and the resulting destruction of the Democrat Party combined with the truth coming out about Obama and Hillary wiretapping America and Trump in order to rig the election?

These fuckers are cornered. Trapped. And scared.

And dangerously unpredictable.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:16 PM (5ng19)

171 As we speak, a band is forming called The Shitholes. They will be opening for the Butthole Surfers soon.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

172 Seriously, can Hollywood not shut the fuck up already? It used to be that a significant portion at least had the presence of mind to shut their fucking shitholes up and simply make movies and TV shows, now they have to fucking comment on every goddamned fucking news item of the day with such insufferably morally preening horseshit that begs for all of us to dildo punch them up their fucking shitholes.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 12, 2018 05:12 PM (+dsLj)
---
You are welcome.

Posted by: Twitter at January 12, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

173
Here's the Thing, tho:

These cocksuckers such as Punk MacAuliffe are saying this to AGITATE their unhinged base so one of them goes out and does it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 12, 2018 05:17 PM (CLDdU)

174 He does need a visit from the Secret Service.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:17 PM (AShJK)

175
Juan sez "Even Trump people should be up in arms!"

Yeah. No.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I think I'll wait until 8 o'clock to get my blood pressure raised.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 05:17 PM (IqV8l)

176
Terry must have taken an Antifa fighting class and feeling tough.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (AShJK)


I'll bet in his college days he was involved in at least one slap-fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

177 164
160 I wonder if PDT still carries? If he does, I bet it's a .357 snub.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 05:14 PM (r9UYA)





"Desert Eagle, point-5-OH!"





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

What does the "OH!" stand for?Oh shit, that's a big hole that just got put into him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (jxbfJ)

178 Dems to bring Censure of Trump to the floor.

Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (xttKs)

179 171 As we speak, a band is forming called The Shitholes. They will be opening for the Butthole Surfers soon.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


probably more than one. my brother's new band was considering it on facebook today.

Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (nFwvY)

180 He does need a visit from the Secret Service.


He needs a visit from IRS auditors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

181 I'd like to see PDT pistol whip McCalif into a comma.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (r9UYA)

182

Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:07 PM (QQ+il)


Only if there's a bustle in your hedgerow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (493sH)

183 Juan sez "Even Trump people should be up in arms!"
---
So glad he's concerned about us deplorable people.

How many newscycles did "basket of deplorables" get?

I forgot?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (vDqXW)

184 The left literally, specifically wants you dead. And you, and you. And me.

Not every member, but that's the left's dream. Dead, out of the way. Gone. Either by old age or some misadventure because whoopsie, crazy person went off, so terrible, lets ban guns now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (39g3+)

185 Remember, Leftists.

Posted by: Every Blade of Grass at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (kUotE)

186 178 Dems to bring Censure of Trump to the floor.
Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (xttKs)


lol...for what?

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (+lOpA)

187 @110: "Political violence should be a last resort in a civilized Republic."

That would put surrender, enslavement, and death as options to try before using violence. In an ideal world, it should not be the *first* resort, but there does need to be a credible threat of its use in the face of the potential destruction of said Republic.

"It is fortunate
the Right does restrain itself to respond to every act by the Left
because otherwise we would have had another civil war long ago."

Except that it may well have been *necessary* long ago. Individual liberty is nothing more than a memory, and Leviathan expands its reach ever more widely.

"Eventually that will end though."

Of course it will, but under what conditions? The American Right is working overtime to ensure that when that day comes, it will be as Churchill's worst scenario: "If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may be an even worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."

Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (rznWS)

188 Terry shoulda said he'd punch him in the dicksucker. Man, that woulda been cool.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)

189 168 A Virginia politician is worth nothing now that VA is a blue state and a Republican can with the White House without it.

It sort of reminds me of Kasich thinking we HAD TO give him the nomination because he was Governor of Ohio, despite the fact he was otherwise such a worthless sack of shit. But it was Ohio, and we had to give it to him or he would block everyone else.
Posted by: Maritime at January 12, 2018 05:16 PM (lKmt3)

Probably will need Virgina as a safety net in 2020

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (g4lFK)

190
Only if there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Or a hedgehog in your bustle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

191 There is an aspect of the tough guy here though. They all want to think they are Rambo fighting off the deplorable irredeemables, knocking the Bibles and guns out of their hands and triumphantly holding the red Antifa flag on a pile of bodies, shirt ripped to show off a sculptured chest in a Socialist Realism painting in their dreams.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (39g3+)

192 116 I tell you, I am going to make one of those thing where I curl up my fingers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)

fapping?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (7UW64)

193 Went on a beer run then ordered pizza Shh I'm scratching off my million dollar winner.. BRB
Friday Night fever for old guys..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (U5Xeq)

194 Dems to bring Censure of Trump to the floor.

Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (xttKs)
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Pubbies should beat them to it with a censure of Feinstein and her removal from the committee.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

195 Don't Be Alarmed!

Posted by: May Queen at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (on6WJ)

196 Steven Spielberg sez PDT's administration "distorts the truth" (Newsbusters).

-
Reminds me. Today is the day I'm hoping The Post sinks like bowling ball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

197 lol...for what?

He said bad things!

NYT today has an opinion piece up: "Maybe Trump isn't insane, maybe he's just a jerk!"

Yes, he's a jerk. Deal with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)

198 DaDaDa, DaDaDa, Dadadah, Da, Da, Dommm

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

199 I wish Trump would call his bluff and tweet that he would clear his calander for a private meeting with MacAuliffe if that is what he desires.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (AShJK)

200 Dems to bring Censure of Trump to the floor.
Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM (xttKs)

lol...for what?

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (+lOpA)


Hearsay evidence. That's like the 'gold standard' man.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (2FqvZ)

201 Trump should give them the ol' okey doke (thanks, Obama).

Tell the press not to get all wee-weed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

202 He's a jerk.

He's a magnificent jerk.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (+lOpA)

203 I got in an argument with ol' Terry in a bar back in the day. I invited him outside to settle it. He told me to go ahead and if he didn't show in five minutes, to start without him...pussy.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (R5lpX)

204
Dems to bring Censure of Trump to the floor.
Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2018 05:18 PM

lol...for what?
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM


For not rolling over and playing dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

205 lol...for what?
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (+lOpA)

He may have used a bad, bad word. It can't be proven, but the mere thought of someone using a bad word means that he should be censured. Censuring will involve a time out sitting in the corner and having his mouth washed out with soap.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:23 PM (8+Ozj)

206 So MacAuliffe has internet muscles, good for him. Every day DJT remains in office, the lefties are that much closer to the ledge.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 12, 2018 05:23 PM (TBeh1)

207 I heard somebody explain childless feminists behaviors as a need to compensate for not being a mom and regretting it by age 40 and beyond so they are obsessed and it's a compulsion to treat and speak to everybody not like them like toddlers.

I find this to be spot on JMHO.

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:23 PM (g4lFK)

208 "Desert Eagle, point-5-OH!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

What does the "OH!" stand for?Oh shit, that's a big hole that just got put into him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



Tiny hole going in. Yuuuuge. Bigly hole coming out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2018 05:23 PM (rTqAd)

209 This is how I feel looking at more or less everything in the world right now:


http://bit.ly/2EC15GT

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (dEQP3)

210 Except that it may well have been *necessary* long ago.
---
I fully expect this to be the excuse among the respectable crowd when no one buys the "It's not time, yet" line.

Whoops, too late, can't do nothin' now.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (XQvuQ)

211 Off fake state sock

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (g4lFK)

212 Juan sez "Even Trump people should be up in arms!"

Does raising my arms and cheering count?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (aVYsC)

213 McAuliffe's a Mob lawyer not an enforcer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (QQ+il)

214 Does this dude look anything like Napoleon Dynamite? Because this sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would spout off.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (AJeMv)

215 >>I'd punch Terry MacAuliffe so hard I'd knock the taste out his mouth..

Posted by: Voter Dude

Just don't knock my dick out of there.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (2cuLk)

216 The first person to get a censure should be Feinstein. No question.

Leaking committee information at the request of the counsel of the party under investigation!

"Oh, guess what Dianne? You're not going to be HERE to do that shit again!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (vDqXW)

217 I wish Trump would call his bluff and tweet that he would clear his calander for a private meeting with MacAuliffe if that is what he desires.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:22 PM (AShJK)


aw yissss...

"I'm here to kick ass and make mewling nancies eat their words, and I'm all out of ass."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (y87Qq)

218 This is unprecedented folks,no president has allegedly cursed or disparaged a foreign country before,ever..

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (LiyEm)

219 Because no Democrat ever, anywhere used a bad word. They are all as sweet and good natured as Little Lord Fauntleroy. When they hit their funny bone on a desk and are in pain they say "Well,,,shoot!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (8+Ozj)

220 This is how I feel looking at more or less everything in the world right now:



http://bit.ly/2EC15GT

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (dEQP3)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

221 http://bit.ly/2EC15GT


Baby you know I love you.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)

222 @135

It's that lyin' bastard Johnson! He just makes me so angry!

Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 05:25 PM (rBv+l)

223 I thought she died in the Challenger explosion.

Posted by: Captain Not-So-Obvious at January 12, 2018 05:25 PM (EATOD)

224 Posted by: FaCubeItches at January 12, 2018 05:19 PM (rznWS)

Curious. What have you done to get the party rolling?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (AShJK)

225 Does this dude look anything like Napoleon Dynamite? Because this sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would spout off.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (AJeMv)


More like Napoleon's brother, getting his ass whipped in martial arts class.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

226 207 I heard somebody explain childless feminists behaviors as a need to compensate for not being a mom and regretting it by age 40 and beyond so they are obsessed and it's a compulsion to treat and speak to everybody not like them like toddlers.

I find this to be spot on JMHO.

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:23 PM (g4lFK)


This, times 1000.

They are gonna mother something, and if they don't have a kid, well...

Also, see lesbian couples with huge, intact male dogs riding in the back of a Subaru.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (7UW64)

227 Having the same legal medical degree as Dr Bandy Lee I am sure McAuliffe is suffering from Napoleon Little man deficiency

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (aC6Sd)

228 Probably will need Virgina as a safety net in 2020

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (g4lFK)

Responding to you nic, I paid much attention to the PR peeps who moved into the FL before the last election. They moved from a Labor Participation Rate of 40% in PR to the USA at 60% (Down from over 70%).
I think they wanted to work and Hillary was not the answer.

I think Hillary expected them to seek her answer, unemployment, and they said, "Fvck that. Been there."

I don't think it's a given that people industrious enough to 'get out of Dodge' are automagically a (D) vote.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

229 219 Because no Democrat ever, anywhere used a bad word. They are all as sweet and good natured as Little Lord Fauntleroy. When they hit their funny bone on a desk and are in pain they say "Well,,,shoot!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:24 PM (8+Ozj)

According to LeBron James no athlete as ever spoken rudely about women.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (nBr1j)

230 Steven Spielberg sez PDT's administration "distorts the truth"

They're really not leaving any option to do anything else-- I WANT TO END THE LEFT.

Rip out their funding, through government, through orgs, through 501(c), through education, through media.

RICO the unions, the media, the non-profits.

Full Pinochet. They're not leaving any other options.

If cement-head McAuliffe, a Clinton criminal crony, thinks he has a chance of ever getting his faggy boot on my neck, I want the whole place broken up and their networks completely broken as a criminal enterprise. End it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

231 I kind of took "clinging to guns and religion" as code speak for "sh!tholes."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hqZPQ)

232 So, Terry, how hard would you hit him?

"Greek fucking underground gay porn HARD!"

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

233 228 Probably will need Virgina as a safety net in 2020

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (g4lFK)

Responding to you nic, I paid much attention to the PR peeps who moved into the FL before the last election. They moved from a Labor Participation Rate of 40% in PR to the USA at 60% (Down from over 70%).
I think they wanted to work and Hillary was not the answer.

I think Hillary expected them to seek her answer, unemployment, and they said, "Fvck that. Been there."

I don't think it's a given that people industrious enough to 'get out of Dodge' are automagically a (D) vote.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

Trump caused the hurricane and halted supplies!!!!!

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (g4lFK)

234 I kind of took "clinging to guns and religion" as code speak for "sh!tholes."


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hqZPQ)


Yes, and the NY media love to mock the South and Southerners. We're like Shitholistan to them. Un-people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

235 191
There is an aspect of the tough guy here though. They all want to think
they are Rambo fighting off the deplorable irredeemables, knocking the
Bibles and guns out of their hands and triumphantly holding the red
Antifa flag on a pile of bodies, shirt ripped to show off a sculptured
chest in a Socialist Realism painting in their dreams.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:20 PM (39g3+)

Any time these libtards think they are ready to get froggy......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (jxbfJ)

236 >>I want the whole place broken up and their networks completely broken as a criminal enterprise. End it.

Ain't going to happen with the Keebler Elf in charge.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 12, 2018 05:29 PM (r9UYA)

237 I'm not a fighter but I'd think a limp wrist would reduce the power of a punch.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:29 PM (nBr1j)

238 223 I thought she died in the Challenger explosion.
Posted by: Captain Not-So-Obvious at January 12, 2018 05:25 PM (EATOD)


If there was a penis named Challenger what sploded in Terry's mouth, well, yeah. I guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

239 The Chicago Tribune reported that Aaron Goldstein, 42, and members of his campaign team were approached by three men in their early 20s. One of the men had a handgun and demanded Goldstein and the campaign aides turn over the camera equipment and other personal belongings, including their cell phones, which they did.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:30 PM (QQ+il)

240 They really want to start yelling for his assassination and will tapdance all around it like this, with the punch meme substituting for the shot to the temple.

The base knows what it means.

It's what's left when Russia fails and when you cannot be removed from office for vulgarity.

I'll bet PDT's voters think shithole was an apt term and love that he said it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 05:30 PM (5LDjk)

241 And these assholes have the majority of lawyers and judges on their side, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (gOKNv)

242 Trump caused the hurricane and halted supplies!!!!!

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (g4lFK)


Yeah, of course he did. No one can deny that. But the people who stay behind in PR don't get to vote in Presidential elections. The industrious types that pack up and move to the USA (and are then eligible to vote for Prez) are not automatic (D) votes.

Hillary learned this the high hard way. Right across the chin.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (2FqvZ)

243 232 So, Terry, how hard would you hit him?

"Greek fucking underground gay porn HARD!"
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

I know a guy who can hook you up, Pops.

But you dance with the devil, the devil doesn't change. The devil changes you.

Posted by: Max California at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (g4lFK)

244 I'll bet PDT's voters think shithole was an apt term and love that he said it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 05:30 PM (5LDjk)
I did and I have been basking in it all day. I don't even care if he actually said it. I lived in LA for 40 years and it wasn't people from Minnesota and Wisconsin that turned it into a shithole.

Posted by: Peaches at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (14URa)

245 According to the Tribune, law enforcement sources confirmed that they had no one in custody and did not release a description of the suspects.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

246 Our Country is Screwed

Our virtue signaling is firearms, ammo and scope purchases. And time at the range.

While working to get off the first shot at 300 yards for a hit in an area the size of a dinner plate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 05:32 PM (hyuyC)

247 According to the Tribune, law enforcement sources confirmed that they had no one in custody and did not release a description of the suspects.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

Just a run of the mill robbery?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:32 PM (AShJK)

248 I will tell you who is one smart cookie left over from the Clinton days, if not the only smart cookie that will probably retire in peace. Little Geo Papadopoulos... I sense somewhere inside little George is not one of them..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:32 PM (U5Xeq)

249 248 I will tell you who is one smart cookie left over from the Clinton days, if not the only smart cookie that will probably retire in peace. Little Geo Papadopoulos... I sense somewhere inside little George is not one of them..
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:32 PM (U5Xeq)

Stephanopoulos?

Forget it. He's a hardcore lefty/clinton cadre. To the bitter end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

250 It's like Trump was bored because everything was moving along and the left was calming down so...................................SHIT HOLES. Now he is having fun again watching them run around shitting themselves and making fools of themselves.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 12, 2018 05:33 PM (FqZOm)

251 Trump approval polls up today according to Ratmusings...
---

hahahha.

Dems fabricate shithole quote to bash Trump.

People believe, and agree with shithole quote.

Trump wins.

Posted by: shibumi at January 12, 2018 05:33 PM (aT+Bx)

252 247. Can't be. Those tend to leave the victim dead and all his property accounted for.
His name was Seth Rich.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

253 I would beat Terry McAuliffe's brains out onto the sidewalk

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at January 12, 2018 05:34 PM (FTPVM)

254 Anyone see Trump square up when that dude rushed the stage at the airport....? A pussy he is not. Little Terry would have dove off the stage and hid behind a baby.

Posted by: Mega at January 12, 2018 05:34 PM (rv0Fo)

255

According to the Tribune, law enforcement sources confirmed that they
had no one in custody and did not release a description of the suspects.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (QQ+il)


They were probably from Norway

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 05:34 PM (493sH)

256 ''I'll bet PDT's voters think shithole was an apt term and love that he said it.'

I sent a quick email to the president applauding him for the ''tough" words to the Democrats.

Actually, I'd love to hear some of the same during the SOTU address. .

Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (jm1YL)

257 242 Trump caused the hurricane and halted supplies!!!!!

Posted by: 400k Puerto Ricans moving to Florida at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (g4lFK)

Yeah, of course he did. No one can deny that. But the people who stay behind in PR don't get to vote in Presidential elections. The industrious types that pack up and move to the USA (and are then eligible to vote for Prez) are not automatic (D) votes.

Hillary learned this the high hard way. Right across the chin.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:31 PM (2FqvZ)

The PR vote in Florida broke for Marco in the Senate but Broke for Hillary as President. If was a sizable amount. Trump would have easily won Florida if they did a straight ticket with Marco and Trump.

I know...... Phrasing.

Posted by: Max California at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (g4lFK)

258 239
The Chicago Tribune reported that Aaron Goldstein, 42, and members of
his campaign team were approached by three men in their early 20s. One
of the men had a handgun and demanded Goldstein and the campaign aides
turn over the camera equipment and other personal belongings, including
their cell phones, which they did.

They were shooting promo's "In the neighborhood" amongst the little people and got fvcking robbed, lol. That one cracked me up.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (nisXv)

259 "I sense somewhere inside little George is not one of them"

That little maggot is nothing but a HRC puppet. He looks gay and his shit is all fucked up

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (KvWlw)

260 256 ''I'll bet PDT's voters think shithole was an apt term and love that he said it.'

I sent a quick email to the president applauding him for the ''tough" words to the Democrats.

Actually, I'd love to hear some of the same during the SOTU address. .

Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (jm1YL)


If he described every town, city and state perpetually run by Democrats that way.

BOOM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

261 First of all, I owe people a, what's that word for when you are less right than usual about something? That.

Not all Millenials are useless:

http://thechive.com/2018/01/12/college-students-take-barbie-jeep-to-the-next-level/


Also I call dibs on having them on my team when the ZA arrives.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (dEQP3)

262 did not release a description of the suspects.

-
I got a mental image of what the robbers look like.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

263 Any time these libtards think they are ready to get froggy......
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2018 05:28 PM (jxbfJ)

Froggy a South Jersey term.. or returning Vets from Vietnam. either way LEAP!!!

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:36 PM (U5Xeq)

264 Speaking of old dudes fighting , anyone see the old guy kick the crap of the young thug running his mouth on a metro bus. That one is classic.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:36 PM (AShJK)

265
Also I call dibs on having them on my team when the ZA arrives.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (dEQP3)


ZA, like pizza?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

266 law enforcement sources confirmed that they had no one in custody and did not release a description of the suspects.

No pictures. During a photoshoot. Obviously the damned Amish again.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

267 Gah! The Five just showed Hussein Obama on Letterman, making that whistling sound and dissing Fox's viewers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

268
Stephanopoulos?

Forget it. He's a hardcore lefty/clinton cadre. To the bitter end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:33 PM (mbhDw)
Stephanopoulas Papadopoilis? It's all Greek to me..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (U5Xeq)

269 259 "I sense somewhere inside little George is not one of them"

That little maggot is nothing but a HRC puppet. He looks gay and his shit is all fucked up
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM (KvWlw)


He has to climb a stepladder to reach Ally Wentworth's perineum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

270 "Shithole", meet Overton Window
Overton Window, meet "Shithole"

And just like that it will take at least a generation to steer the immigration debate back to where it was two days ago.

Trumpy is sending 50 years of carefully planned political correctness and indoctrination back to the Shithole from whence it came.


Posted by: Mega at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (rv0Fo)

271 Trump is such a great deal maker, how about trading 500k average single feminists age 18-30 for 500k Norwegian traditional single women ages 18-30.

Straight up.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (g4lFK)

272 ZA, like pizza?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)


Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (rTqAd)

273
Speaking of old dudes fighting , anyone see the old guy kick the crap of
the young thug running his mouth on a metro bus. That one is classic.


Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:36 PM (AShJK)


Yeah, followed by the baby momma yelling, "Call da amberlamps! Call da amberlamps!"

Truly a classic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

274 264
Speaking of old dudes fighting , anyone see the old guy kick the crap of
the young thug running his mouth on a metro bus. That one is classic.


Posted by: Roc Ingersol


If it's the "ambalamps" one, the old guy was definitely the aggressor.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

275 270 "Shithole", meet Overton Window
Overton Window, meet "Shithole"

And just like that it will take at least a generation to steer the immigration debate back to where it was two days ago.

Trumpy is sending 50 years of carefully planned political correctness and indoctrination back to the Shithole from whence it came.


Posted by: Mega at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (rv0Fo)


There was an article I linked to either in PJMedia or American Thinker about the Trump effect vis a vis taking away the control of the language from the Left.

That is a GIGANTIC if unheralded accomplishment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

276 I would watch a political cage match. I wouldn't pay to watch it though it though I'd just catch the highlights on utoob.

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (KvWlw)

277 I don't love that he said it and I voted for Donald Trump, but I don't think he said it. I think it's an invention if the creative writers in the MSM, and their sanctimony about it is more revolting that the word. But even if he said these people are going to censure
Trump after things LBJ said?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (8+Ozj)

278 HAs anyone posed the possibility that bc McCabe's wife could keep the extra campaign cash that came from McAuliffe and she just happened to end her campaign with almost exactly that same amount in "leftovers", one could view that as a bribe?

Posted by: Ever at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (OLS0m)

279 ZA, like pizza?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)



Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (dEQP3)

280 277 I don't love that he said it and I voted for Donald Trump, but I don't think he said it. I think it's an invention if the creative writers in the MSM, and their sanctimony about it is more revolting that the word. But even if he said these people are going to censure
Trump after things LBJ said?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (8+Ozj)


If Congress votes to censure PDT, I guarantee he's a lock for 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

281 He may have used a bad, bad word. It can't be proven, but the mere thought of someone using a bad word means that he should be censured.

He used a word that everyone has used to describe certain countries, regularly, but that we have to pretend never happens and is shocking when he does. Humpf!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)

282 That little maggot is nothing but a HRC puppet. He looks gay and his shit is all fucked up
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:35 PM

Oh well that does it then. If he looks gay and especially if his shit is all fucked up then fuck him.. Can't have people walking around with shit looking all fucked up. hell no! heh

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (U5Xeq)

283 279 ZA, like pizza?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:37 PM (mbhDw)


Zombie Apocalypse
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 05:41 PM (dEQP3)


Oh...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

284
"Greek fucking underground gay porn HARD!"
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
---

I need to work this line, hard, into my input for the upcoming promotion cycle.

I think it may become the next "tip of the spear" or "boots on the ground".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 05:42 PM (qJtVm)

285
As to FL and the PR peeps... I'm not talking about before election polling or exit polling - both are 'self report' and notorious for inaccuracy. I'm talking the counties the PR folks moved to. Election night the MSM was advised they were going for Hillary and shit-a-brick realtime when it didn't happen.

Voting - the only poll that matters.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:43 PM (2FqvZ)

286 I can see that poofter winding up and telling his domestic partner "here, hold my Chardonnay" before breaking his limp wrist.

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 05:43 PM (XTiHL)

287 McAuliffe talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

288 That is a GIGANTIC if unheralded accomplishment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 05:40 PM (mbhDw)


Yep. And he's just getting started. Presuming he gets all eight years, he's gonna make sure the next generation of Americans is a fuckload tougher than Obama's Snowflakes. People really have no idea what he and his dose of the truth are capable of.

Posted by: Mega at January 12, 2018 05:44 PM (rv0Fo)

289 I got news for Barack.I haven't seen a minute of Fox News(voluntarily) in well over a year.I get my marching orders from no one.I am very much reality based.Fuck off.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:44 PM (LiyEm)

290 Zombie Apocalypse
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2018 05:38 PM (rTqAd)
---
What's Zombie going to do?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:44 PM (vDqXW)

291 Besides I don't think describing a place as a Shi** is racist. If he referred to every person from Haiti as "shi*heads" that might be racist. That country has been screwed up since the revolution if not longer. It doesn't help where it's located eitther that it's constantly being slammed by earthquakes and storms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (8+Ozj)

292 If it's the "ambalamps" one, the old guy was definitely the aggressor.
Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:39 PM (LAe3v)


What you gonna shine my shoes?
shh dudes a hero on YT

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (U5Xeq)

293 Shit hole.... Betting on top 5 phrases for 2018. Merriam-Webster better man up.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (iiixZ)

294 "Can't have people walking around with shit looking all fucked up. hell no! heh "

I didn't say his shit looks fucked up I said his shit is all fucked up.

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (KvWlw)

295 Well, they don't call him the punk for nothing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (dUJdY)

296 Can't we all just hold hands and jack off into a shithole? I nominate Evan's shithole!!! cuz it's so cozy in their.

Posted by: Billy Kristol at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (FTPVM)

297 Meaning he's packed.

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (KvWlw)

298 MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look, y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (y87Qq)

299 Yesterday: everyone laughing at Democrats over tax cuts being so much win and the "trump is insane" narrative being detonated by the open meeting.

Today: sh*tholegate!!!!!!! 24/7!!!!!!!

Its like watching soccer, as Trump and the legacy media desperately try to control the ball. Trump plays like Pele, but once in a while the left gets the ball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

300
I didn't say his shit looks fucked up I said his shit is all fucked up.
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:45 PM (KvWlw)
-----------
And he talks like a fag.
*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (Sfs6o)

301 Full of shit.

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (KvWlw)

302 It's usually the guys who talk a lot of shit like this who a) wouldn't have the first clue what to do in an actual fight, and b) back down the moment they realize the other guy's not afraid.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

303 Hey Terry, see if I ever spend another dollar in your shithole state.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (K8gH+)

304 If it's the "ambalamps" one, the old guy was definitely the aggressor.
Posted by: pep

if it's the old guy who said I AM A MOTHERFUCKER, no, he did not start it. he finished it.

Posted by: x at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (nFwvY)

305 The same assholes who have been cheering on the coarsening of the culture for decades claim to be horrified at a word they would give an Emmy to if it were on some dumbshit HBO series.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

306 As to FL and the PR peeps... I'm not talking about before election polling or exit polling - both are 'self report' and notorious for inaccuracy. I'm talking the counties the PR folks moved to. Election night the MSM was advised they were going for Hillary and shit-a-brick realtime when it didn't happen.

Voting - the only poll that matters.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 05:43 PM

As for PR's in FL that would be in Orange County and Kissemee. they all work for The Mouse.. Miami is Cubano. staunch conservatives..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (U5Xeq)

307
Stephanopoulas Papadopoilis? It's all Greek to me..
Posted by: Voter Dude


I'd thrash him from top to bottomus.

Posted by: Cowardly lion at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (IqV8l)

308 Does anyone think that the Clinton's never used "shit**** or words to that effect about Haiti when they were greedily looting the whole darn place?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (8+Ozj)

309 298 MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look, y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (y87Qq)

I think nine out of ten people you asked would rather be waterboarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

310 A Chicago would-be district attorney being robbed at gunpoint is pretty well indicative of the whole city.

You want more of this, Chicago? Because voting for him will get you more of this. Its up to you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

311 >>MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who
would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and
poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look,
y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.

Posted by: hogmartin

You're a sick MFer.

Posted by: Terry MacAuliffe at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (2cuLk)

312 51 I'm tellin' ya, Terry's got the Slims.

somebody called it the butt flu the other day

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (XTiHL)

313 MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look, y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.

We should test this hypothesis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

314 Let's be honest, the spike in internal polls post shithole is because of calling shitholes the shotholes that they are.

But in probably said hellhole but that's not racist and conjures up Hillary and Obama policies oversees.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (g4lFK)

315 looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes.

So... pretty much normal?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

316 When you are raped and robbed in a restroom at 6pm, you might live in a shithole.

Clintoon stompin' grounds btw

https://tinyurl.com/y8tegrho

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2018 05:49 PM (6dFYM)

317 I just read something hilarious!

Fusion GPS didn't want to turn over bank records. They were playing being a victim of onerous prosecution by the Police State. Until the judge noted that many prominent Dems were insisting that FGPS was a victim.

Such an underdog, that all the Dems come out to protest their having to turn over bank records for an investigation!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

318 309. Yeah, everybody has a plan until they get centipedes dumped on them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

319 I think nine out of ten people you asked would rather be waterboarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)


It's that tenth one though. You leave that guy alone and call him 'sir'.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:49 PM (y87Qq)

320 MacAuliffe is a tough guy.
MacAuliffe is also a stupid guy who thinks a physical confrontation between the left and right would be a good thing. MacAuliffe will always be the Clinton's bag man and nothing more.

Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 05:50 PM (CNm1v)

321 How did he say that with Hillarys dick in his mouth?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/Jz/Z)

322 298 MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look, y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (y87Qq)
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Well, that escalated quickly from a tub full of Singapore cats.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (qJtVm)

323 Does anyone think that the Clinton's never used "shit**** or words to that effect about Haiti when they were greedily looting the whole darn place?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (8+Ozj)
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No. Bill never used un-presidential words talking about "pussy" with his golfing buddy. He only received the utmost presidentialest blow jobs from willing interns, which was none of our business.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)

324 Posted by: pep at January 12, 2018 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

Not the one I am talking about IMO. The old man went to the front of the bus after words and the thug followed him up there, had words, sucker punched the old guy and then got his ass beat.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (AShJK)

325 312 51 I'm tellin' ya, Terry's got the Slims.

somebody called it the butt flu the other day
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2018 05:48 PM (XTiHL)
Ya think he's a rectal buccaneer?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (nBr1j)

326 And.....Human Centipede & Srpski Film references, because traditional.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (fA1SL)

327 He wants to beat up Trump? Dude...you look like a wimp.

Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

328 When you are raped and robbed in a restroom at 6pm, you might live in a shithole.


Or, teen there for gay sex, gets robbed, calls police.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

329 Didn't Obama and Romney get in each other's space in one of their debates?

Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (OkKDg)

330 MacAuliffe looks like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live centipedes. Just has that look, y'know? All talk until the centipedes come out.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 05:46 PM (y87Qq)

Yeah and if he was covered in honey in the AZ desert and tied down to an ant hill in a Navaho tribal ritual sacrifice to the desert scorpion god stinger. He would be pooping his last meal

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (U5Xeq)

331 One of the rags at the grocery store checkout told me the other day "Bill Clinton dying!"

Speaking of the slims, he looks like death is tapping him on the shoulder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

332 "When you are raped and robbed in a restroom at 6pm, you might live in a shithole."

The person raped was a dude. Sounds Muzzie to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (aVYsC)

333 If the movie about the Post and the Pentagon Papers is such a big deal, when can we expect their report on the Washington Papers? You know, the truth about what has been going on there for the last fourty years. Pulitzer prizes for all, but it would bring down the political class in shame so they can't have that. People knowing the truth is their biggest fear. Can't have that.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (6Ll1u)

334 I want that souped up Barbie Jeep.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (qJtVm)

335 Why do all of these lowlifes sound like Hollywood gangsters? They're all like Bobby De Niro after a scrotoplasty.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (bJ0w+)

336 Isn't a Barbie Jeep like a full size SUV for you?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (3DZIZ)

337 Well this is interesting. The Feds indicted a guy in Maryland today on charges related to his old business which was hauling nuclear material involving money laundering and violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

The guy he was trying to bribe is I believe the only person who was ever charged, prosecuted and jailed over his involvement with Uranium One.

https://tinyurl.com/ybv6v9d2

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (/tuJf)

338 Are we saying that Terry has the pox?? And is getting the mercury treatment???

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (pL6Vz)

339 lets be honest, Terry constantly looks lit on cocaine.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (g4lFK)

340 The president is 6-2 and swings a golf club like a champ. I will take the president in a cage match.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (/Jz/Z)

341

The same assholes who have been cheering on the coarsening of the culture for decades claim to be horrified at a word they would give an Emmy to if it were on some dumbshit HBO series.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
---------------

On???? No, it would actually be the name of the show.

"Hey did you see the latest episode of F*ck My Shithole???? Awesome!!!!"

"And the award for Best Writing goes to HBO's F*ck My Shithole for episode 'Oh Yeah, F*ck it, You Trans Gay Xe Person'!!!!" {cue fake applause}

Posted by: Mega at January 12, 2018 05:53 PM (rv0Fo)

342 Ya think he's a rectal buccaneer?
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:51 PM (nBr1j)

Nah Terry's been around.. Pioneer is more like it..

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 05:54 PM (U5Xeq)

343 It's like the Rick Lazio/Hillary Clinton heavyweight bout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

344 The Feds indicted a guy in Maryland today on charges related to his old business which was hauling nuclear material involving money laundering and violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

The guy he was trying to bribe is I believe the only person who was ever charged, prosecuted and jailed over his involvement with Uranium One.


I wonder if this upstanding citizen ever drove uranium to Canada.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2018 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

345 I love that Trump said shithole or hellhole or whatever. Even if he didn't say it.

Real words describing a real-world condition. After 8 years of Obama, it's refreshing to knock off the pattycake bullshit and just to get back to actual reality.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 05:54 PM (5ng19)

346 331 Yes but that has been on the covers of those mags for more than 3 years now...

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)

347 Dunno if anyone's brought it up, but hear Ryan's reaction to Durbin's outrageous behavior.


Guess he didn't bother to call the WH (or check with members who were present, some of whom deny it was as Durbin related it). I mean, he's only the Speaker. Same party as the president. No need to wear yourself out by, you know, actually seeing if the "what" you are reacting to even exists.


And his words were the sort of weak pablum you'd expect. Doesn't cross his mind, I'm pretty sure, to use the opportunities to, you know, advance his own agenda, and savage his despicable opponents, and educate.


Without a wholesale replacement of GOP incumbents, esp. people like Ryan, I'm very pessimistic that Trump is more than a speed-bump.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

348 If the other guy hadn't followed the old guy to the front of the bus and started more shit, he wouldn't have needed the amber lamps.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (3DZIZ)

349 Meanwhile here is the Alberta Young Communist League:

http://tinyurl.com/y73hkvpw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

350 334 I want that souped up Barbie Jeep.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 05:52 PM (qJtVm)

That made me think of Barbie Benton for some reason... weird...

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (pL6Vz)

351 Is Slims code for Teh AIDS?

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (g4lFK)

352 Is Terry and the Butt Pirates still in the funny papers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (IqV8l)

353 Not the one I am talking about IMO. The old man went to the front of
the bus after words and the thug followed him up there, had words,
sucker punched the old guy and then got his ass beat.

That's the one I saw too. The punk backs the old guy to the door and then went one step too far and got dropped like a bag of bricks. I thought I read the old guy was a boxer. Best part was whomever was filming, kept it up so you can see the shithead try to get up moaning.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (nisXv)

354 349. They look like fine aerodynamic test subjects.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)

355 >>I wonder if this upstanding citizen ever drove uranium to Canada.

Maybe. But Obama gave that company a license to transport the uranium. Unexpectedly.

Perhaps they aren't really sleeping at the DOJ after all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

356 Does that shirt come in extra Terry McCollough?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 05:56 PM (ks6bw)

357 Were Terry and Barak good friends??

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)

358 Speaking of the slims, he looks like death is tapping him on the shoulder.

Yeah if he makes it to 2020 its due to some pact with Satan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:57 PM (39g3+)

359 Meanwhile here is the Alberta Young Communist League:

http://tinyurl.com/y73hkvpw
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM

=====

Thank you, that was hilarious!

Posted by: Texican (ette) at January 12, 2018 05:57 PM (CjE8v)

360 Oh great, I misspelled it. What kind of gay sh*t is "MacAuliffe"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 05:57 PM (ks6bw)

361 The Barbie jeep doesn't seem to have pintle mounts for the .30 caliber machine guns. This must be corrected.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

362 It's that tenth one though. You leave that guy alone and call him 'sir'.
Posted by: hogmartin
----------

I'm reminded of Jerry 'Mad Dog' Shriver. MOH recipient Jim Fleming said of Shriver, "(he) convinced me that for the rest of my life I would not go into a bar and cross someone I didn't know."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 05:58 PM (c/EDo)

363 That made me think of Barbie Benton for some reason...

Never a bad reason to think of Barbie Benton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

364 358 Speaking of the slims, he looks like death is tapping him on the shoulder.

Yeah if he makes it to 2020 its due to some pact with Satan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:57 PM (39g3+

Does Satan offer group discounts to the Democratic Party?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:58 PM (nBr1j)

365 Is Slims code for Teh AIDS?

-

It's a down-low way of saying it. President Cock Curious knows.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 12, 2018 05:59 PM (ks6bw)

366 In the previous admin crap like this got you a very thorough IRS audit.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2018 05:59 PM (jS8r9)

367 Thank you, that was hilarious!

Well I prefer to get you Texicans to laugh rather than get riled, you tend to shoot up the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+)

368 Hello. I've been mostly gone. Are they still all wee-weed up about Trump using the s*hole word? Heck, I'm a church lady and I've been known to use the word myself, sometimes in context of missiology too. It is what it is.


As if their mouths are made of Ivory Snow. Please. I've seen Superbowl Halftimes shows way worse than that, and everyone cheers.


S*tole is a problem? In what world? I've got dots on my missions maps full of them. It says nothing about the people's character who live there.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

369 You know, I'm already tired of this shitty shithole business.

Nerdy, pr0n-librarian wannabe Lizzie MacDonald on FBN has asked nearly every guest what they think of the 'comments at the meeting'. Only a few actually pushed back on the premise that Donny Two Scoops said it, and no one had the balls to say, "This is no big deal. These places are shitholes."


So, I have two things to say:

1) The shithole comment is no big deal, whoever said it. These places ARE shitholes.

2) I still would like to, ahem, "shelve Lizzie's books".


Carry on.






Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 12, 2018 06:00 PM (8iiMU)

370
Does Satan offer group discounts to the Democratic Party?
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 12, 2018 05:58 PM (nBr1j)

...

Doesn't have to. Such high demand

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2018 06:00 PM (jS8r9)

371 Afternoon all. Glad I am on Duty and busy so I don't have to watch the left and the msm freak out about shit holes and shit heads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2018 06:00 PM (Xl4+2)

372 In the previous admin crap like this got you a very thorough IRS audit.
Posted by: TexasDan
------------

A rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask gets a visit from the DoJ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:02 PM (c/EDo)

373 McAuliffe is a Hillary guy

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (aC6Sd)

374 371 Afternoon all. Glad I am on Duty and busy so I don't have to watch the left and the msm freak out about shit holes and shit heads
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2018 06:00 PM (Xl4+2)


" Tis a tale told by an idiot,
Full of Sound and Fury,
Signifying nothing...."

Thus passeth the Left.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (pL6Vz)

375 Everyone who took a shit today, please stand up.

Bow

Drop y'all's drawers

Wiggle at the MFM

Flip the bird

That's how you do the shitty turkey.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (iiixZ)

376 Has anyone heard the story going around bout trump paying off some porn star from 2006 to keep her quiet?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

377 I'm your huckleberry, Terry.

Posted by: The Donald at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (eLVrv)

378 'Never a bad reason to think of Barbie Benton'

I was once the center of the universe.

Posted by: Barbie Benton's belly button at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (UdKB7)

379 Never a bad reason to think of Barbie Benton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*****************************


She was fabulous in "Death Stalker".
Pendulums swing like pendulums do.

Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (CNm1v)

380 My cat (Taliban, natch) was growling late at night at the furniture. *paw, grrr, pw* and when I investigated it was a YUGE house centipede.

You don't want to mess with one. They fight.

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (6dFYM)

381 Seriously?

Trump said a worty Dird?

That's what got these idiot's panties in a wad?

Where the hell was this Church Ladies Purity Cotillion when Clenis was sticking cigars in intern's vaginas and ejaculating on them in the Oval Office?

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (5ng19)

382 /sock

Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (eLVrv)

383 Has anyone heard the story going around bout trump paying off some porn star from 2006 to keep her quiet?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)
================================

Yeah, that was me, donna. I used the money for a kitchen remodel.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (lwiT4)

384 Thus passeth the Left.
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (pL6Vz)


Whoa. Sick transit, bro.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (y87Qq)

385
Virginia "Slims."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (mbhDw)

386 Trump said a worty Dird?

That's what got these idiot's panties in a wad?


Remember their staged and ludicrous fake freakout over "boobs?" I don't think anyone buys into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (39g3+)

387 Yeah, that was me, donna. I used the money for a kitchen remodel.


LOL... Guess it's been going around today

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (O2RFr)

388 I just compared photos of Brian Stelter and Jared from Subway and there's NO WAY Stelter isn't a pedophile.

Stelter has Ur-pedophile face.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (4ErVI)

389 "I'm so tough, I'll punch a 71 year old!" - little wuss Terry McAwful.

Trump would still kick his ass.

Posted by: Memories at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (mwcEF)

390 Where the hell was this Church Ladies Purity Cotillion
========================


Hey don't pin this on us.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (lwiT4)

391 Barbie Benton looks like a brunette Meagain Kelly.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (+lOpA)

392 353 Not the one I am talking about IMO. The old man went to the front of
the bus after words and the thug followed him up there, had words,
sucker punched the old guy and then got his ass beat.

That's the one I saw too. The punk backs the old guy to the door and then went one step too far and got dropped like a bag of bricks. I thought I read the old guy was a boxer. Best part was whomever was filming, kept it up so you can see the shithead try to get up moaning.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 05:55 PM (nisXv)

Everytime I quit they pull me back in again.. Enjoy.. Call da amba lamps real deal https://tinyurl.com/y7cggndg spoof funny sheite !!https://tinyurl.com/yb5oonvh

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (U5Xeq)

393 Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (lwiT4)

^^^ LOL. The award for the best comment in this thread must go to Grammie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (8+Ozj)

394 That's how you do the shitty turkey.



Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (iiixZ)

And that's what it's all about!

Posted by: German Hokey Pokey at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (8iiMU)

395 Has anyone heard the story going around bout trump paying off some porn star from 2006 to keep her quiet?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)
************

No, but, I hear Reggie receives a monthly stipend.

Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (CNm1v)

396 I am getting a kick watching every Leftist and a few otherwise Republicans get their panties all bunched up defending people President Trump never said anything about, only the shitholes they come from.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)

397 389 "I'm so tough, I'll punch a 71 year old!" - little wuss Terry McAwful.

Trump would still kick his ass.
Posted by: Memories at January 12, 2018 06:05 PM (mwcEF)

Terry " internet tough guy" MacAuliffe... think that sis has ever been in a fistfight???

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

398 Hey don't pin this on us.


Nope. I would not want to wreck your pornstar cred.

lol


Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:07 PM (5ng19)

399 There is a video of the Sir Douglas Quintet playing "Mendocino" at a Hugh Hefner party and Hugh is dancing with Barbie Benton I believe. Quite fetching.

On YouTube.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2018 06:07 PM (EoRCO)

400 oh lordy, so its now Trump had an affair with a porn star in 2006? never mind the porn star denies it. The left are truly unhinged and desperate. I knew their madness would be epic but this is something else.

Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

401 395 they mentioned it on the sports talk show, Trump who has germ phobia was messing with a porn star, think about that for awhile.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:08 PM (aC6Sd)

402 Has anyone heard the story going around bout trump paying off some porn star from 2006 to keep her quiet?

Wall Street Journal ran a story like that.

The woman herself made a statement: never happened, no payoff, its all a lie.

But hey, you know. Maybe the bow ties at WSJ found a story about Donald Trump that nobody did after 30 straight years of a media colonoscopy in the man's life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)

403
Yeah, that was me, donna. I used the money for a kitchen remodel.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:04 PM (lwiT4)

I hope you installed a curio cabinet and jen-air...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (U5Xeq)

404 Are you kidding me? The man is a fucking idiot! I will bury this guy under the excess skin excised from my old man balls! You mutt motherfuckers!

Posted by: Bobbie De Niro at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (bJ0w+)

405 400 oh lordy, so its now Trump had an affair with a porn star in 2006? never mind the porn star denies it. The left are truly unhinged and desperate. I knew their madness would be epic but this is something else.


I guess they have been trying to drag this out for years... Fox has the story on line

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

406 LOL. The award for the best comment in this thread must go to Grammie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:06 PM (8+Ozj)
===========================

No one will believe me. Everyone knows I never go near the kitchen.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

407 While all this shithole and porn star talk was happening my 401K got bigger, bigly.

Works for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:10 PM (/tuJf)

408 Trump could literally have a kill room with meat hooks and blood and I wouldn't blink an eye at this point. He could have dead hookers and johns. Fuck it.


I want commies run out of this country and capital punishment for all commits, and I don't care who gets it done. Enemy of my enemy is my Pinochet at this point.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:10 PM (g4lFK)

409 TRUMP FUCKED A PORN STAR!! exclaims the noodle armed faggot who has stuff shoved up his ass 24/7 while he fast tabs through dozens of pages of tranny porn.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

410 404 Are you kidding me? The man is a fucking idiot! I will bury this guy under the excess skin excised from my old man balls! You mutt motherfuckers!
Posted by: Bobbie De Niro at January 12, 2018 06:09 PM (bJ0w+)

Easy Grampa... remember your warfarin and pacemaker...

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (pL6Vz)

411 Speaking or POTUS how did his physical check up go today? has anyone seen the results posted?

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (U5Xeq)

412 Barbie Benton looks like a brunette Meagain Kelly.

Barbie:
http://tinyurl.com/y986beup

Megyn:
http://tinyurl.com/y86mgvso

Not seein' it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)

413 The belligerence is meant to send the message "No compromise! Liberalism is a life and death issue! No compromise!"

Conservatives are told "Oh stop whining you baby! It's more than ten miles from you. If you break a Keurig dispenser it means you're a violent Nazi fascist!"

Posted by: Bear phone at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (OkKDg)

414 Deets on the porn star name? Because Jessica Drake was pimped out by Gloria and it was a lie.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (g4lFK)

415 like the kind of tough guy who would sob like a baby if you tied him up
naked in an empty bathtub and poured in about eight buckets of live
centipedes

))))))))))))))))))))

Trump could literally have a kill room with meat hooks and blood and I
wouldn't blink an eye at this point. He could have dead hookers and
johns. Fuck it.




Well. Sleep is definitely out of the question tonight.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (5ng19)

416 I remind the Horde, possibly useful as we stumble towards third-world status

From American Science & Surplus, genuine GI shithole:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc7habew

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (cp1if)

417 The difference between Barbie and MeAgain is one of them is honest.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (pL6Vz)

418 Porn star was Stormy something or the other. Never heard of her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

419 There's very much an Archie Bunker Effect in play here. Everybody loved Archie, no matter how outraged they were supposed to be, because deep down, they knew he was right, and was in fact a good man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)

420 OT_Has anyone read the books of Thomas Sowell? I want to give on to a friend of mine-an AA pastor-who's a liberal-not leftist. She said she was raised to think "Republicans were evil and hated the poor" but she is trying to understand conservative thought and her brother is a conservative, but she doesn't talk about politics with him. Can anyone recommend one-"Vision of the Anointed " or something else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:13 PM (8+Ozj)

421 Speaking or POTUS how did his physical check up go today? has anyone seen the results posted?

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (U5Xeq)


Immediately choppered off to Walter Reed psych unit. Hillary being sworn in right now.

Posted by: The Wettest Leftist Wet Dream, with extra Wet at January 12, 2018 06:13 PM (2FqvZ)

422 Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 06:14 PM (5LDjk)

423 417 The difference between Barbie and MeAgain is one of them is honest.
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (pL6Vz)


Carpet meet drapes?

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:14 PM (+lOpA)

424 Archie Bunker was kind of a knucklehead, but he was likable and had integrity, he was his way and the hell with the world. And it helped that everyone wanted to punch both Meathead and his dimwit whiny wife into a coma.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)

425 408 Trump could literally have a kill room with meat hooks and blood and I wouldn't blink an eye at this point. He could have dead hookers and johns. Fuck it.

I'm neither a hooker or a john, but I'm backing away......slowly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:15 PM (8+Ozj)

426 Stormy Daniels. I read the letter. I believe her. If she banged him people would be reading about it in her book. LOL. Clever and smart response by her in that letter.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:16 PM (g4lFK)

427 Not seein' it

I didn't say they were clones.

There's a definite similarity.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:16 PM (+lOpA)

428 There's very much an Archie Bunker Effect in play
here. Everybody loved Archie, no matter how outraged they were supposed
to be, because deep down, they knew he was right, and was in fact a
good man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)
======================

You might be on to something there. Trump reminds me a lot of my step-dad pre-dementia. Always hollering, always shaking his fist, always saying "I'm right DAMMIT". And always tussling your hair and asking if your tires are okay and , here, here, take this money and go get new tires. Right now! Your tires are CRAP!"

Gotta love 'em.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:16 PM (lwiT4)

429 Archie was the only one with a job. He was supporting the whole household.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 12, 2018 06:16 PM (3DZIZ)

430 408 Trump could literally have a kill room with meat hooks and blood and I wouldn't blink an eye at this point. He could have dead hookers and johns. Fuck it.


I want commies run out of this country and capital punishment for all commits, and I don't care who gets it done. Enemy of my enemy is my Pinochet at this point.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:10 PM (g4lFK)

Your response is EXACTLY why these people are shitting their pants. The old tricks aren't working now. The old make these knuckledraggers live up to their silly little morals tee hee isn't it funny how easy we can make them turn on their own simply isn't working.

What's left? Desperate and turned up to 11 hysterics that carousel between Trump is a Nazi, racist, sexist, homophobe, which is laughable because that's their worldview. I wouldn't care if Trump punched a twink on live tv at this point.

They might find some temporary relief is they can take back the House, but frankly the census gerrymandering from 2010 is still in effect and the numbers aren't on their side. If they do manage to gain a foothold, expect them to exercise that power we kept asking about during the Obama years: pulling the purse strings shut and trying to starve Trump's control of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (4ErVI)

431 Posted by: German Hokey Pokey

Fuck yea!

(fist bump)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (iiixZ)

432 I'm neither a hooker or a john, but I'm backing away......slowly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2018 06:15 PM (8+Ozj)


Do mind your step around the bathtub, please.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (y87Qq)

433 CNN 'crawler' headline just now:

"Jake Tapper: You know who else loved Trump's remark?"

Is Tapper a secret Moron?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (ctuyM)

434
You know who else had bad tires?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (2FqvZ)

435 A difference between Barbie and MeAgain is that one of them is a woman.

Posted by: gNewt at January 12, 2018 06:17 PM (CNm1v)

436 grammie -- sounds like a good guy.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (+lOpA)

437 FenelonSpoke, I read Sowell's Basic Economics and enjoyed it very much. The book reads more smoothly than his columns, which tend to be made up of two-sentence paragraphs.

He definitely makes a good case that conservative policies benefit all the people liberals say they care about.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (/A+Cl)

438 Chad Pegram just tweeted out that the DOJ has started turning over the 1.2 million documents to Congress from the OIG investigation.

giggity

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

439 There's very much an Archie Bunker Effect in play here. Everybody loved Archie, no matter how outraged they were supposed to be, because deep down, they knew he was right, and was in fact a good man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)

Just like Pinochet.

Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (g4lFK)

440 Archie was the only one with a job. He was supporting the whole household.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 12, 2018 06:16 PM (3DZIZ)

Yup....and when Meathead finally got a job "teaching" he was passed over for promotion due to affirmative action.

His boss told him it may take 20 or 30 years before it all evens out.

That was in 1977 I think.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (EoRCO)

441 I wish I could help you Fen but I don't think I've ever even read a "conservative" book. I think I just emerged that way.

Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 12, 2018 06:19 PM (lwiT4)

442 http://bit.ly/2DrIr5n

REPORT: Dick Durbin Has A History Of Lying About Private White House Meetings

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:19 PM (y3aQB)

443
out with the old: "schlonged"

in with the new: "shithole"

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2018 06:19 PM (EzdLW)

444 "Vision" is good. "Black Rednecks and White Liberals" also works.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:19 PM (6FqZa)

445 Someone commented on a PJ Media article on the top 10 shitholes she will never visit that most countries on the list need hundreds of years of advancement just to raise themselves to shithole level.

Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (jm1YL)

446 I think Trump should just show up at his office, unannounced, cameras in tow. Just look at him and say: "Really Terry?" "This is constructive discourse?? This is how you deal with people who disagree with you and want to put the American citizens they are suppose to represent first?" "you and all people who advocate violence against conservatives disgust me and you disgust the American people". Then turn around and leave after he does nothing except look like a retard (which he is), saying nothing.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (0YSzp)

447 Speaking or POTUS how did his physical check up go today? has anyone seen the results posted?

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 12, 2018 06:11 PM (U5Xeq)


He's down to a pack of cigs a day, has cut down on the coke, and is drinking "moderately."

Oh, you meant PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

448 I could shake Trump's hand and have a vision of him at Camp David with the words "Complete the Sequence, Mr. President." and I'd still vote for him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

449 open nood

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (AJeMv)

450 Chad Pegram just tweeted out that the DOJ has started turning over the 1.2 million documents to Congress from the OIG investigation.

giggity
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

Is this the "Quickening?? "There Can Only Be One"

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (y3aQB)

451 I hope Ronaldus Magnus is having himself a chuckle up in heaven

Posted by: Tuna at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (jm1YL)

452 A good book for a Liberal to read ( although written by a White man) is A History of the American People, by Paul Johnson.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2018 06:21 PM (pL6Vz)

453 I think Trump should just show up at his office,
in a white box truck, unannounced, cameras in tow. Just look at him and say: "Really Terry?"
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 12, 2018 06:20 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

454 Had no idea I had a dead parrot on my shoulder

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 06:22 PM (aC6Sd)

455 trump fucked a porn star? what's the downside to this story?
did she have to sleeve her baby maker or something? who cares who he bumped uglies with?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (KP5rU)

456 I don't think I've ever even read a "conservative" book. I think I just emerged that way.
Posted by: grammie winger


I'd read a lot of antidemocratic reactionary books. James Anthony Froude, "Bow of Ulysses"; Henry Sumner Maine, "Popular Government"; Konstantin Petrovich Pobedonostsev, "Reflections of a Russian Statesman"; Charles Ramsdell, "Reconstruction in Texas".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 06:24 PM (6FqZa)

457 did she have to sleeve her baby maker or something?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 06:23 PM (KP5rU)


I... I don't even know what that means. Is it like reboring an artillery piece or something? Like when the rifling is worn down?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 06:25 PM (y87Qq)

458 I'm surprised Terry didn't go, "Yo, dat doood get all up in my grill, I be like yo back off and if he don' well, I be layin' into dat guy and have him doin' th' crappy flop all over da' flooh!"

Because we know Terry's all about "keepin' it real."

Posted by: Blake at January 12, 2018 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

459 Who is more likely to die of AIDS: Donny Two Scoops or Bathhouse B+rry?

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2018 07:10 PM (6dFYM)

460 I'm your daisy.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at January 12, 2018 07:42 PM (FqHs5)

461 One thing is for sure...Maddow can NEVER be mistaken for a woman.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 12, 2018 08:14 PM (I9SqL)

462 Virginia boy is mining deep doo doo.

Posted by: saf at January 12, 2018 04:54 PM (cS/ge)

Thanks to my filthy mind, I initially read that as "Vagina boy". Then I realized that's what the author really meant. I'm psychic.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 13, 2018 09:44 AM (9BLnV)

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