The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

After more than 50 years, all the Palestinian liberation movement has achieved is locking their "people" into a perpetual cycle of anger and squalor and violence. Has there been a single success? Not really. They might has well have spent the last 50 years flinging poo instead of bombs.

Peace for Israel means security, and we must stand with all of our might to protect its right to exist, its territorial integrity. I see Israel, and never mind saying it, as one of the great outposts of democracy in the world, and a marvelous example of what can be done, how desert land almost can be transformed into an oasis of brotherhood and democracy. Peace for Israel means security and that security must be a reality.
On the other hand, we must see what peace for the Arabs means in a real sense of security on another level. Peace for the Arabs means the kind of economic security that they so desperately need. These nations, as you know, are part of that third world of hunger, of disease, of illiteracy. I think that as long as these conditions exist there will be tensions, there will be the endless quest to find scapegoats. So there is a need for a Marshall Plan for the Middle East, where we lift those who are at the bottom of the economic ladder and bring them into the mainstream of economic security.

Anyone care to guess which member of the White patriarchy said this? Obviously it was some Jooo industrialist with financial interest in Israel, or maybe some crazy Right-Wing religious nut-job. Who knows, but it's just so awful and Western and freedom-loving and "love thine enemy." Yuck.

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Apparently Senator Gillibrand is a knuckle-dragging, booger-eating idiot.

I am deeply troubled by the reports that President Trump personally interviewed Geoffrey Berman to permanently fill the post of Manhattan U.S. attorney, and find it disqualifying, considering the potential conflicts of interest on matters that could affect the president himself.
— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) January 10, 2018

I'm actually sort of impressed that Trump interviewed a candidate for anything, much less a very important position within The Administration! Why yes, you Leftist, pandering whore, all of the U.S. Attorneys ultimately report to the President. Who else should interview him? And the potential conflicts of interest? Yeah....that's a particularly dumb comment, because it applies to all appointees. For instance, that assumption would disqualify the President from interviewing a potential SCOTUS nominee.

But her blather isn't fact-based, it is a clear, partisan and embarrassingly stupid attempt to cast President Trump as unfit and manipulating. And it will fail, because it will disappear into the vortex of Democrat shit being spewed constantly.

I think that the law of diminishing returns applies to their increasingly lame attempts to delegitimize the President.

And I hope they keep it up for the next seven years.

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This is funny. And I have no idea what this game is all about, nor do I care. But the skewering of the Hysterical SJW mindset is delicious.

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Sometimes some odd and unconnected fact appears to remind me that we live in a wonderful country. This is one of them, and I have no idea why it fills me with glee. Perhaps the connection with our country's history, perhaps the reminder that we are so young, yet have done so much for the world.

John Tyler, America’s tenth president, was born in 1790. He has two living grandchildren.

Yes, grandchildren. pic.twitter.com/ZHrXrEBJr1
— Matt Smethurst (@MattSmethurst) January 10, 2018

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Posted by: CBD at 11:30 AM

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Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:32 AM (Ckg4U)

2 Tyler grandchildren....how? where?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

3 Rd or th

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 11:34 AM (R5lpX)

4 th

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 11:35 AM (y3aQB)

5 "Peace for the Arabs means the kind of economic security that they so
desperately need. These nations, as you know, are part of that third
world of hunger, of disease, of illiteracy. I think that as long as
these conditions exist there will be tensions, there will be the endless
quest to find scapegoats."

I don't know who said this, but it assumes they want to change.
I have not seen any indication of that. Maybe - maybe - the new prince in charge in Saudi Arabia wants change on that front, will have to see....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

6 I look at the Tyler image, and for some reason think " aristocratic fop" must be the tie....

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (zSVEm)

7 Good grief. How old are these grandchildren??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

8 The day Arafat walked out the meeting when Carter gave him everything we should have turned of the spigot from US and UN.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (BtQd4)

9 My guess is that's an MLK Jr. quote.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

10 I would guess Tyler married a younger woman later in life who gave him children. If those children also had children late in life I can see how could have living grandchildren-very elderly but alive.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 11:37 AM (nBr1j)

11 Gonna throw the booty poo flag on the Tyler grandkids

Posted by: Zombie Stevie Ray Vaughn at January 15, 2018 11:37 AM (0t+fn)

12 Ya think generations of in-breeding has had anything to do with Arabs' anger management issues?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

13 Pretty cool, his son from a second marriage had sons born in the 1920's still alive. Good genes no doubt.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 15, 2018 11:38 AM (AjNMO)

14 1. John Tyler was 63 when his son Lyon was born (1853).

2. Lyon was 71 when Lyon Jr. was born (1924), and 75 when Harrison was born (192

.

3. Both sons are still alive.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 15, 2018 11:38 AM (ul9CR)

15 That John Tyler trivia is amazing. I am kind of bummed I did not know that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 11:38 AM (8NLb9)

16

..."But her blather isn't fact-based, it is a clear, partisan and
embarrassingly stupid attempt to cast President Trump as unfit and
manipulating. And it will fail, because it will disappear into the
vortex of Democrat shit being spewed constantly.

I think that the law of diminishing returns applies to their increasingly lame attempts to delegitimize the President.
And I hope they keep it up for the next seven years."

From your keyboard to God's HD screen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:38 AM (Ckg4U)

17 Have a child at 75 with your second wife, who has a child at 63.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (pV/54)

18 Wow.

The Tyler men have a habit of having kids very late in life. Lyon
Gardiner Tyler, one of President Tyler's 15 kids, was born in 1853. He
fathered Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr. in 1924, and Harrison Ruffin Tyler in
1928.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

19 It has never been about peace for the Palestinians. It has always been about power, status, and ultimately wealth for the gang leader/warlord.

That is all it has ever been about; money for the feudal lord.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (GroCc)

20 After more than 50 years, all the Palestinian liberation movement has achieved is locking their "people" into a perpetual cycle of anger and squalor and violence.
---
Correction, for most of the time, the PLO camps were run by Egyptians.

Yes, there were kind, loving, brotherly Egyptians keeping "Palestinians" who would rather go live in Jordan in refugee camps.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (vDqXW)

21 Lyon should have been a senator. He would have been the Lyon of the Senate.

Hyuck hyuck.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (ul9CR)

22 Maybe one or two Paolos were involved.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (pV/54)

23 This is Schadenbonerific. Samantha Power threw a party on election night with a bunch of feminazi icons to experience Hillz victory and, well, it didn't work out.

http://politi.co/2DeoHp5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

24 >>Have a child at 75 with your second wife, who has a child at 63.

What did they use for lube in 1860?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (1arfr)

25 >>Ya think generations of in-breeding has had anything to do with Arabs' anger management issues?

That and a holy book that says anger is good.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

26 17 Have a child at 75 with your second wife, who has a child at 63.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:39 AM (pV/54)

If those Tyler guys had started reproducing at normal ages, Tyler would be like Smith, now....

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:41 AM (zSVEm)

27 Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (1arfr)

Spermaceti

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2018 11:41 AM (K2MRF)

28 Oh yeah man.. Steve Tyler is one of John Tyler's grands.. This is where Steve gets his fashion sense..
DUH?

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 11:41 AM (U5Xeq)

29 Good grief. How old are these grandchildren??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

One was born in 1924 and the other in 1928.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 11:42 AM (R5lpX)

30 I love national holidays because it means two days in a row that the Post Office deadbeats stay off my lawn and don't give me somebody else's mail.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 11:42 AM (y7DUB)

31 The Tyler geneology is somewhat like the OT then...

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (zSVEm)

32 6 I look at the Tyler image, and for some reason think " aristocratic fop" must be the tie....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (zSVEm)

It is silly looking but that was style at the time. See: non-fops Old Hickory and Sam Houston.

Posted by: stace at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (6HFDU)

33 >>>Anyone care to guess which member of the White patriarchy said this?

Ok, I detect irony. Therefore it's not a member of the white patriarchy. I'm guessing Louis Farrakhan.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (/qEW2)

34 Gillibrand should shut her yap and do what she does best: look good.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (LAe3v)

35 In fairness, no one ever accused Kirsten Gillibrand of being a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 11:44 AM (QQ+il)

36 Aren't those Palistoneager refugee camps half a century old? Very industrious group of people imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)

37 http://bit.ly/2D6Nyqq

Wall Street Whistleblower: Bill Gates & Warren Buffett Should Worry About FBI Investigating Clinton Foundation

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (y3aQB)

38 32 6 I look at the Tyler image, and for some reason think " aristocratic fop" must be the tie....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:36 AM (zSVEm)

It is silly looking but that was style at the time. See: non-fops Old Hickory and Sam Houston.
Posted by: stace at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (6HFDU)

Huh... guess guys wanted to carry a tourniquet kit around with them... duelling and all....

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (zSVEm)

39 Ya think generations of in-breeding has had anything to do with Arabs' anger management issues?

Perhaps it's all the swans. Sheep tend to be pretty copacetic.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (LAe3v)

40 "Spermaceti "

It's obvious, when you pause and think about it ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (oVWx5)

41 35 In fairness, no one ever accused Kirsten Gillibrand of being a rocket surgeon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 11:44 AM (QQ+il)

True... but we did have someone on the Right who was a Brain Scientist!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

42 I doubt any of his children ever asked 65 year old Tyler to toss a ball around.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 15, 2018 11:46 AM (nBr1j)

43 http://bit.ly/2D3jCvv

Court Rules FBI Has To Hand Over James Comey Memos By Next Week

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 15, 2018 11:46 AM (y3aQB)

44 >>Spermaceti
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2018 11:41 AM (K2MRF)

My guess would have been Whale Oil.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (1arfr)

45 >>>So there is a need for a Marshall Plan for the Middle East

I've used the Marshall plan as a metaphor or alternative or what have you several times before - why can't we build up these nations where they are?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)

46 Kristen has aspirations. She's learned from mentor Schumer how to get MSM print time. She doesn't get much air time: her voice "lacks authority."

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (pV/54)

47
Ok. I know this isn't the book thread but was just curious.....

I got a late Christmas gift last night (long after the much beloved book thread was dead and buried)....

Leonardo Da Vinci by Walter Isaacson

Have any of the Horde read it? Any good? Of course I'll look at the Amazon reviews a bit....just wondered if any of you people have read it and liked it....seeing as how many of you are history book readers and the like...

That is all. Carry on good people.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (onMT/)

48 Big Deal. My Grandfather was born in 1628.

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (gs8be)

49 Tippecanoe!

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (2Mnv1)

50 "Do you know da wey" Finally know what you guys were talking about. Pretty good rant, those 'knuckles' are just plain funny!

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (cW490)

51 >> "Spermaceti "

Is that like Spimoni?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (1arfr)

52 46
Kristen has aspirations. She's learned from mentor Schumer how to get MSM print time. She doesn't get much air time: her voice "lacks authority."
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (pV/54)

Is it like Bernadette on BBT??

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (zSVEm)

53 >>This is Schadenbonerific. Samantha Power threw a party on election night...http://politi.co/2DeoHp5

This is like an Iowahawk satire post (I miss those!):

Glasser: So, your concern was that actually that the evening was going to be over early.

Power: Too soon. I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of
this moment, and instead, and HBO was there, I guess unfortunately or
fortunately, to capture it all....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

54 so the quote was MLK 1968, but he didn't understand the "education" was not the core problem.

At root some civilizations thrive on tribalism and conquering ... not cultural enrichment and meritocracy. And the root of those uncivilized places are leaders that want the iron fist themselves, over their own people.

The Democrat Party exhibits those elements as well. So do the globalists.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (otAqJ)

55 Those Palestinian refugee 'camps' aren't tent cities in the desert. They are built up urban areas with multi story masonry buildings.

They aren't 'camps' they are 19th century cities; might even have plumbing. There are fewer people living in tents in Gaza then there are in Los Angles.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2018 11:49 AM (GroCc)

56 The "soft power dividend" is failure.

How could have guessed?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2018 11:49 AM (xfb67)

57 Didn't we learn in one of there threads that there are actually photographs of Andrew Jackson? I believe we did.

http://bit.ly/2Dxd49r

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 11:49 AM (QQ+il)

58 What were the last words Vice President John Tyler spoke to President William Henry Harrison?

"Coat? What are ya, a p*ssy? You don't need no stinkin' coat. And you should speak for at lest a couple of hours. Really, the people want to hear a long, long speech."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 15, 2018 11:50 AM (ul9CR)

59 The Tyler thing reminded me of something I read a couple of years ago about a small number of Civil War pensions that are still being paid out. Disabled children of Union veterans were allowed to draw their fathers' pensions after they died. A few of these children were sill alive and receiving a very small payout every month.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 15, 2018 11:50 AM (xPl2J)

60 So we have photos of someone who was a POW in the Revolutionary War.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2018 11:50 AM (QQ+il)

61
Tippecanoe!

(Rock the boat), don't tip the boat over
(Rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

62 Boy, I'll bet they were embarrassed! Hit man and hit chick kill the wrong woman.

Bonus: Guess the state!

http://bit.ly/2ELd9pr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

63 45 >>>So there is a need for a Marshall Plan for the Middle East

I've used the Marshall plan as a metaphor or alternative or what have you several times before - why can't we build up these nations where they are?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)

Because their leadership is corrupt and their people largely lazy assholes who think the world owes them because mohamed

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (5gaNQ)

64 I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of
this moment...

Who is da fuq talks like that?

What a sh!thole.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (ul9CR)

65 At root some civilizations thrive on tribalism and conquering ... not cultural enrichment and meritocracy. And the root of those uncivilized places are leaders that want the iron fist themselves, over their own people.

The Democrat Party exhibits those elements as well. So do the globalists.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 11:48 AM (otAqJ)

A large part of the US's power came from the idea that after the Civil War, we self identified as Americans...

That was our tribe...

The Hyphenated American identity has destroyed that.... as it has broken us into smaller and smaller tribes... which our own Government then pits against each other...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

66 Fuck me. I'm already having a day. Jeez.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

67
Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Boob?
Costco?
HD?
Blowes?
Circuit City?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (AmDwF)

68 34 Gillibrand should shut her yap and do what she does best: look good.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:43 AM (LAe3v)

She has that look about her. That submissive nympho look. Looks like she loves the D.

Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (g4lFK)

69 Urban Dictionary Rant...

These "problematic", angst-ridden 'cowerfels' need a 'Hot Lunch' dropped upon them in the verbal sense. I hope the homeless hold an open 'Soup Kitchen' in their parked automobiles.

Unless they want some 'Angry Pirate' to drop a 'Turkish Omelette' upon them? I suggest they just reside in their 'Dutch Hotels' until reality cascades down their reality centers like a warm fucking soup of knowledge.

--I made-up every one of those phrases except "Soup Kitchen".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (Ckg4U)

70 Didn't we learn in one of there threads that there are actually photographs of Andrew Jackson?

He still looks like he wants to knife a bitch. Would have worked for everyone except Abe, who would have smacked him with an axe.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (LAe3v)

71 >>Who is da fuq talks like that?

Someone who is full of themselves and drunk on their own power?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

72 John Tyler b. 1790.
Still has two living grandchildren.

Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (rTqAd)

73
Huh... guess guys wanted to carry a tourniquet kit around with them... duelling and all....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:45 AM (zSVEm)

Good idea. Houston didn't get into any duels, but not for lack of trying. A congressman turned down his challenge so Sam just beat the crap out of him right there on Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: stace at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (6HFDU)

74
In 5 years, Gillibrand will look like Merkel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (AmDwF)

75 61
Tippecanoe!

(Rock the boat), don't tip the boat over
(Rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

Yes, its all Tyler's fault that all of my guns are gone....

Tippy Canoe accident...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

76 Well, and George Washington, of course.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (LAe3v)

77 67
Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Boob?
Costco?
HD?
Blowes?
Circuit City?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (AmDwF)

Maybe Lowe's....

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)

78 Anyone care to guess which member of the White patriarchy said this

I'm going to guess the guy whose Dream has been so incredibly twisted that we can't even have one day a year to honestly judge people on the content of their character.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (cW490)

79 I do not know dee wey, brudda

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

80 >> I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of
this moment...

It was supposed to be a Bakakae Party.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (1arfr)

81 I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of
this moment...

Who is da fuq talks like that?

Porn script writers

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (y7DUB)

82 From my favorite Simpsons episode, I Love Lisa

Children:
We are the mediocre Presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
There's William Henry Harrison.
Harrison:
I died in thirty days!
Children:
We...
Are...
The...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!

Hasta la vista Abie!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (pV/54)

83
There was a time, a short time, when Mary Landroo looked like a 7, which is a 10 in Politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (AmDwF)

84 Punk Chimp know de wae.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (nKQtX)

85 >>Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Buy will give you 18-24 months 0% Interest Fianancing.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (1arfr)

86 "These nations, as you know, are part of that third world of hunger, of disease, of illiteracy."

"Third world", the kinder gentler way of saying "shithole."

Posted by: geoffb at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (zOpu5)

87 Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Boob?
Costco?
HD?
Blowes?
Circuit City?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Nebraska Furniture Mart.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (rTqAd)

88 "Fuck me. I'm already having a day. Jeez."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

Your request has been denied for the 3,650th time.

Please inquire again at your nearest convenience.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (Ckg4U)

89 >>>What did they use for lube in 1860?

Dodo oil.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (akSGT)

90 86 "These nations, as you know, are part of that third world of hunger, of disease, of illiteracy."

"Third world", the kinder gentler way of saying "shithole."
Posted by: geoffb at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (zOpu5)

Its there a Fourth World?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

91 Good idea. Houston didn't get into any duels, but not for lack of trying. A congressman turned down his challenge so Sam just beat the crap out of him right there on Pennsylvania Ave.
Posted by: stace

The father of "Don't Mess With Texas".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (rTqAd)

92 81 I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of
this moment...

Who is da fuq talks like that?

Porn script writers
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (y7DUB)

Can't milk it if it's soft.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

93 "Who da fuq talks like that?"

People who think they are select, destined to follow the moral arc of the universe to the right side of history.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (pV/54)

94 87
Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Boob?
Costco?
HD?
Blowes?
Circuit City?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Nebraska Furniture Mart.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (rTqAd)

Oh, I forgot... Al's Appliances and Dog Sleds, in Saskatoon...

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (zSVEm)

95 Children:

We are the mediocre Presidents.

You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.

There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,

There's William Henry Harrison.

Are you kidding me? I don't even make THIS list?

Posted by: James Buchanan at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (LAe3v)

96 >>Can't milk it if it's soft.

Tell that to Mrs. Tyler.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (1arfr)

97 Just scored two seats at the President's Day dinner here to hear and meet John Bolton.

Woot! Can't wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

98 Your request has been denied for the 3,650th time.

All my requests have been denied for the 3,650th time.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

99 Lost in all this shithole country nonsense is that I haven't heard anything about the Iran protests for a few days. I wonder if anything's still happening there.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (mynhJ)

100 Can't milk it if it's soft.

Greg?

Posted by: Babs Jansen at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (QQ+il)

101 "Is there a Fourth World?"
-Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

Yes, but you'd need millions of dollars and a gravitational escape vehicle to access bullshit on other celestial bodies.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (Ckg4U)

102 99
Lost in all this shithole country nonsense is that I haven't heard anything about the Iran protests for a few days. I wonder if anything's still happening there.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (mynhJ)

Endloaders....

Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (zSVEm)

103 23 This is Schadenbonerific. Samantha Power threw a party on election night with a bunch of feminazi icons to experience Hillz victory and, well, it didn't work out.

http://politi.co/2DeoHp5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)is

We demand more and more from our servants as time progresses. Diminishing returns and all that.

We would accept mass suicides as payment on their part, and would find this quote pleasing as a offering.

Posted by: Moloch and Baal at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (g4lFK)

104
Just scored two seats at the President's Day dinner here to hear and meet John Bolton.

I was waiting in line at Dulles when he walked by, pulling a suitcase, and looking like every other schlub who hates being there.

Context is everything.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (LAe3v)

105 Best Boob?
Costco?
HD?
Blowes?
Circuit City?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (AmDwF)

Maybe Lowe's....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)

Go to the scratch and dent section. You can get a deal and usually it's just a cosmetic thing. And you get the warranty.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 15, 2018 11:59 AM (R5lpX)

106 The important ones anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

107 I buy my washers from a place that services washers and sells used washers. I own a Kenmore from the 80's that I've owned five years and I am very happy with it

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2018 12:01 PM (2K6fY)

108 Samantha Power would have been a great Stalin aparatchik. She has a lot of Middle East blood on her hands.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 12:01 PM (pV/54)

109 "A large part of the US's power came from the idea that after the Civil War, we self identified as Americans... That was our tribe...
The Hyphenated American identity has destroyed that.... as it has broken us into smaller and smaller tribes... which our own Government then pits against each other... Posted by: Don Q.

Very True.

but we are a unique tribe in that we recognize individual (God given immutable) rights. We set up ways to stop the big chief from becoming our lords.

But indeed the evil ones perverted that, starting from the moment the ink dried on the constitution. (and the Civil War started over the North lording tariffs over the south, but the slave issue became the populist thrust, and now is useful in a revisionist sort of way)

But despite attempts at uniting blacks post slavery, people's heritage is still long lasting and vital. All "the others" know that and flock together, but those white founders have been rejected by our betters in academia (except in the blue blood elite, where bloodline still matters)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 12:02 PM (otAqJ)

110 did Kirsten blow out her deeply troubled gussett when Fat Loretta met with Rapin' Bill on a tarmac?

Posted by: x at January 15, 2018 12:02 PM (nFwvY)

111 Um speaking of Jackson... He was the victim of early Trump resistors..:

The campaign was very much a personal one. As was the custom at the time, neither candidate personally campaigned, but their political followers organized many campaign events. Both candidates were rhetorically attacked in the press. Jackson was strongly attacked as a slave trader, who bought and sold slaves and moved them about in defiance of higher standards of slaveholder behavior.[128] A series of pamphlets known as the Coffin Handbills were published to attack Jackson, one of which revealed his order to execute soldiers at New Orleans.[129][100] Another accused him of engaging in cannibalism by eating the bodies of American Indians killed in battle,[130] while still another labeled his mother a "common prostitute" and stated that Jackson's father was a "mulatto man."[131]

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 12:02 PM (U5Xeq)

112 I buy my washers from a place that services washers and sells used washers. I own a Kenmore from the 80's that I've owned five years and I am very happy with it
Posted by: Kindltot

Just got rid of a Kenmore Series 70 that ran for 30 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 12:02 PM (rTqAd)

113 Willowed but with new additions:

If you're reading the Monkey Man, JJ, how about a moratorium on linking Washington Examiner pieces in the EMT?

There
are already enough bullshit NeverTrumper sites I have to keep an eye on
for not giving traffic without clicking through at sites like Insty's
without having to be vigilant in the future here too.

And if
it's a site that can't let bullshit like the following get through
whatever bullshit cuck editorial oversight they supposedly have, it's not worth linking to in the
first place.

"Those statements come months after Trump said
there were good people on both sides of the violence in Charlottesville,
Va., over the summer, one of which included the KKK and neo-Nazis."

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (QCX64)

114 What the heck is the "moral arc of the universe"? Is that some seemingly deep, thoughtful phrase someone gave to Barack Obama to say?. It's similar to the oddity of claiming-as Rhonda Byrne does in "The Secret" that the universe wants to bless you. The universe doesn't have a mind; It is a creation of God, and people can argue that there is no God-although I don't engage in those arguments-but if you're saying the universe has a mind isn't that new age theism?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (8+Ozj)

115 67
Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:52 AM (AmDwF)

you have to go to an independent dealer for speed queen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (hscyr)

116 101 "Is there a Fourth World?"
-Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

Yes, but you'd need millions of dollars and a gravitational escape vehicle to access bullshit on other celestial bodies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (Ckg4U)

or a REALLY deep tunnel?

Posted by: H.G. Wells at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

117 Power: Too soon. I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of this moment

I want to milk the power of this schadenboner.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (BtQd4)

118 Yes, but you'd need millions of dollars and a gravitational escape vehicle to access bullshit on other celestial bodies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 11:58 AM (Ckg4U)

Or just a hit of whatever the hell Nancy Pelosi is smoking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (AURKQ)

119
Flashback: at this point in Bush's first term, the Fake News and alt-left loved to mock all the time he spent at the "ranch" doing stupid things such as "clearing brush."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:04 PM (AmDwF)

120 The Samantha Power interview is a joint interview of she and Ben Rhodes, both implicated in unmasking.

Power said that someone else must have used her name hundreds of times to do unmasking, which by itself would be a Holy Shit Headline if we had an honest press.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 12:04 PM (pV/54)

121 rickb223. If you have one near you, try ABC Warehouse. May just be a midwest thing.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 15, 2018 12:04 PM (N3JsI)

122 That party would have been a great place to pick up emotionally crushed ugly broads who would put out...

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2018 12:04 PM (LiyEm)

123 shithole

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (vtcmf)

124 What the hell is a soft power dividend? Is that like "the right to morally preen", or "getting my dining out for free" or "moral superiority and right to dictate the actions of intellectual pigmies that will kowtow to anyone who checks all the boxes and acts as if there is a half a cc of androgen in the room"?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (2K6fY)

125 >>That party would have been a great place to pick up emotionally crushed ugly broads who would put out...

All those crying women. It's like Viagra.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (1arfr)

126 >>Power: Too soon. I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of this moment

Trump: Now watch me milk the rock-hard power dividend of this presidency!!! To will get tired of milking all this hard power!! #MilkMeHard

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

127
I do fewer than 100 loads of laundry per year, I'd guess. I'm not sure spending over $2K for a Speedqueen is prudent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (AmDwF)

128 A large part of the US's power came from the idea that after the Civil War, we self identified as Americans...

That was our tribe...

The Hyphenated American identity has destroyed that.... as it has broken us into smaller and smaller tribes... which our own Government then pits against each other...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

========

That may not be so bad. If the oil doesn't mix with the water, that makes it easier to skim off and discard.

Recently, people whose values are incompatible with America's have been brought in. The more they segregate themselves into their own cultural and geographical enclaves, as with British and French no-go zones, the easier it will be to deal with them when the SHTF.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (/qEW2)

129 Looks like she loves the D.

To you this is a bad thing.
This is the worst thing you can think of?
Some kind of character flaw?

Looks like she l's the T.
Likes the D up the A.
Sucks the HB's under the Office Desk, during a vote.
It takes a little creativity to depict moral decrepitude.

"Loves the D." Oh jesus not That!
It certainly would make her unique among Dem females.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (H5rtT)

130 The "moral arc of the universe" is the Book of Revelations for people who claim that Christians are unsophisticated dolts.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (xPl2J)

131 I was just wondering that myself Biggs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (zRZaJ)

132 Israel is to Puerto Rico as Palestine is to ____

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (ks6bw)

133 Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

Best Boob?

Costco?

HD?

Blowes?

Circuit City?

Posted by: Soothsayer

---
AAFES or NEX...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (vwf8z)

134 "All my requests have been denied for the 3,650th time."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

For the 3,651st time, we here at Slapweasel Industries have processed trillions of requests. Our personal service in this industry is unsurpassed.

We cannot speak for requests from outside industries, nor can we be held responsible for "Daily Shit".

We can only be as responsive to the consumer as our Tried-and-True methods have allowed us through one generation of operation.

Further complaints can be directed to God@holyshit.com.

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Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (Ckg4U)

135 Power said that someone else must have used her name hundreds of times
to do unmasking, which by itself would be a Holy Shit Headline if we had
an honest press.
=====

That is what I truly can't figure out.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (MIKMs)

136 114 What the heck is the "moral arc of the universe"? Is that some seemingly deep, thoughtful phrase someone gave to Barack Obama to say?. It's similar to the oddity of claiming-as Rhonda Byrne does in "The Secret" that the universe wants to bless you. The universe doesn't have a mind; It is a creation of God, and people can argue that there is no God-although I don't engage in those arguments-but if you're saying the universe has a mind isn't that new age theism?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:03 PM (8+Ozj)is

Yes. They believe in gods, but reject the God of the Bible. Whispering evil spirits offering worldly gifts and worldly power are their gods.

Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:07 PM (g4lFK)

137 Children:

We are the mediocre Presidents.

You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.

There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,

There's William Henry Harrison.

Are you kidding me? I don't even make THIS list?

Posted by: James Buchanan at January 15, 2018 11:57 AM (LAe3v)

Oh, quit yer whinin'.

Posted by: Millard Fillmore at January 15, 2018 12:07 PM (0+nbW)

138
Whirlpool Corp bought Maytag in 2006. But I think Maytags are still made in USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:07 PM (AmDwF)

139 I'm not sure spending over $2K for a Speedqueen is prudent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (AmDwF)
---
most places you can get one for $20 or less...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (vwf8z)

140 Jeez, that Rhodes-Power interview is excruciating.

Couldn't make it 5 paragraphs before my eyes glazed over.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (ul9CR)

141 133 Okay, next question: Where is the best place to buy washing machines?

NextDoor

Posted by: x at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (nFwvY)

142 132 Israel is to Puerto Rico as Palestine is to ____
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (ks6bw

Haiti?

Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (g4lFK)

143 And I don't see what the big deal is about Tyler's two grandchildren. Why, I'd bet there are more than a few 60 year olds in Baltimore and Chicago that have great great great grandchildren.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (ks6bw)

144 125 >>That party would have been a great place to pick up emotionally crushed ugly broads who would put out...

All those crying women. It's like Viagra.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (1arfr)

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Posted by: Trumpnan, the Barbarian at January 15, 2018 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

145 You know who else used a washing machine?

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (+lOpA)

146 rickb223. If you have one near you, try ABC Warehouse. May just be a midwest thing.
Posted by: never enough caffeine

Don't have them near Dallas.
Funny thing is, we do have Nebraska Furniture Mart.
Should be a Trump store, because it's Yuuuge & Fabulous!
Really large.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (rTqAd)

147 126 >>Power: Too soon. I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of this moment

Trump: Now watch me milk the rock-hard power dividend of this presidency!!! To will get tired of milking all this hard power!! #MilkMeHard
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

Biceps triceps arceps HARD! I'm talking Greek fuckin' underground gay porn HARD!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

148 Boy, I'll bet they were embarrassed! Hit man and hit chick kill the wrong woman.

Bonus: Guess the state!

http://bit.ly/2ELd9pr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

Does Old Sparky do three-peats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (sD2WN)

149 >>What the hell is a soft power dividend?

Diplomacy - Academia speak, no doubt

She wasn't throwing a party, she was recording a moment, building a visual narrative about which she planned to attribute great historic, feminist meaning...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

150 So is the Samantha Powers story a screen play or did it really happen?

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 15, 2018 12:09 PM (U5Xeq)

151 "Yes. They believe in gods, but reject the God of the Bible. Whispering evil spirits offering worldly gifts and worldly power are their gods."
-Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:07 PM (g4lFK)

Yup.

If your newsletter is available, I'd like to subscribe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:10 PM (Ckg4U)

152 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (Ckg4U)

Now THAT'S a disclaimer.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

153 Buy a used commercial washer - front-loader. Talk to the owner/operator of yer nearest laundromat.

Dey know de way, my bruddahs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 15, 2018 12:10 PM (nKQtX)

154 I was trying to think of a metaphor for Socialism and Capitalism.

Socialism is an incurable cancer. Capitalism is cuts, bruises and broken bones.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (8NLb9)

155 The universe not only doesn't want to bless you, the universe wants to actively kill you even in its most hospitable locations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (ks6bw)

156 Ironically, I don't think Ms. Powers even knows how to spell "Coattails".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (AURKQ)

157 Ugandan Moose Knuckles!

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (HgMAr)

158
Talk to the owner/operator of yer nearest laundromat.

The foreign jerkoffs around here will sell me their junk.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:12 PM (AmDwF)

159 I have to say this - Chelsea Manning looks hideous. I mean I have seen trannies in Thailand that could be super models they are that attractive. Manning looks like a freak.

Posted by: IC at January 15, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)

160 157 Ugandan Moose Knuckles!
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (HgMAr)

Dat eez NOT dee wey, my brudda.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

161 >>Power said that someone else must have used her name hundreds of times
to do unmasking, which by itself would be a Holy Shit Headline if we had
an honest press.

Gee, maybe they should see who signed off on these requests - maybe that might explain how that (might have) happened?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

162 "After more than 50 years, all the Palestinian liberation movement has achieved is locking their "people" into a perpetual cycle of anger and squalor and violence."

Could just as easily be talking about the American "civil rights" movement.

Happy MLK Day! Blam blam blam!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (Pz4pT)

163 "Now THAT'S a disclaimer."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 15, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

*HAH!*

Well, I've run a Fantasy Baseball League for nearly two decades.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (Ckg4U)

164 127
I do fewer than 100 loads of laundry per year, I'd guess. I'm not sure spending over $2K for a Speedqueen is prudent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (AmDwF)

go for a rebuild like someone said upthread then. or according to everything i've seen about machines that don't actually fill with water: get used to dirty laundry

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (hscyr)

165 What the heck is the "moral arc of the universe"?

-
The moral arc of the universe is the path money takes as it leaves your pocket and enters Hillary's pocket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)

166 Washers and dryers?

See if you have a Sears outlet store near you.

Fair savings, but usually pay extra for delivery.

And most of the salespeople there do NOT know the products.
So do your own homework.

But the savings can be substantial.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (EyPfd)

167 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (ks6bw)

I don't think the universe actively ants to kill you. That would mean it has a mind. It think by virtue of what it is nature and the environment often kills, unless you're talking about animals that want to kill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:13 PM (8+Ozj)

168 Hard Power is the military.

Soft Power, you see, is Hans Blix threatening to write Kim Jong-il an angry letter.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 12:14 PM (pV/54)

169 ants=wants

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:14 PM (8+Ozj)

170 The foreign jerkoffs around here will sell me their junk.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:12 PM (AmDwF)

and we've come full-circle back to speedqueens again.

Is James Burke hiding around here somewhere?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (AURKQ)

171 Wait, is that Power chick saying she believes there is a need to open exhaustive investigations into the Obama administration regarding these violations?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (ks6bw)

172 Ironically, I don't think Ms. Powers even knows how to spell "Coattails".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM (AURKQ)

I wonder what dinner conversations are like at home w/hubby. "So dear, who did you advocate killing today"?

Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (0+nbW)

173 I mean I have seen trannies in Thailand that could be super models they are that attractive. Manning looks like a freak.

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (LAe3v)

174 "ants=wants"
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:14 PM (8+Ozj)

See? This is what "religion" wants you to believe!!!111!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (Ckg4U)

175 That is what I truly can't figure out.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (MIKMs)
--------

It's like all those times Obama claimed he learned of something his administration did by reading it in the paper or hearing it on the news. BS. If people were making big decisions (and it was always an unpopular decision that he claimed he knew nothing about) without his knowledge, then either they needed to be fired or else he was too dumb to know what was going on. Or both.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2018 12:15 PM (kNasr)

176 Australia really wants to kill you.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (+lOpA)

177
James LEE Burke?

the writer?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (AmDwF)

178 soft power is getting people fired for not supporting gay marriage (e.g. Mozilla CEO)

soft power is TwitterNazis shadowBanning conserveratives, or Google setting algorithms to display preferred content, hide conservative results.

Soft power is having dirty cops cover up selling uranium to Russkies, while framing a duly elected power.

The MFM puts the velvet glove on the iron fist, the smiley face on fascism.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (otAqJ)

179 "I mean I have seen trannies in Thailand that could be super models they are that attractive."

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (pV/54)

180
Well, I don't know about the universe wants to kill me, but this old snow thrower is kicking my ass.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (GroCc)

181 rip dan gurney.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (KP5rU)

182 I saw Hillary's Pocket open for Putin's hard power at Oktoberfest '68.

Posted by: Signee Bresinski at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (cmf9D)

183 I do fewer than 100 loads of laundry per year, I'd guess. I'm not sure spending over $2K for a Speedqueen is prudent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:06 PM (AmDwF)

Craigslist. Buy a good used top loader for a couple hundred bucks. get 'er done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (sD2WN)

184 we want to kill all of you puny hewmans

Posted by: giant killer ants at January 15, 2018 12:17 PM (QCX64)

185 I don't think the universe actively ants to kill you.

It's called entropy. The most likely fate for highly ordered systems like us is death.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2018 12:17 PM (LAe3v)

186 James LEE Burke?

the writer?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (AmDwF)

I meant the "Connections" host guy.

But I may have got his name wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2018 12:17 PM (AURKQ)

187 "Soft power is getting people fired for not supporting gay marriage (e.g. Mozilla CEO)
-Soft power is TwitterNazis shadowBanning conserveratives, or Google setting algorithms to display preferred content, hide conservative results.
-Soft power is having dirty cops cover up selling uranium to Russkies, while framing a duly elected power.
-The MFM puts the velvet glove on the iron fist, the smiley face on fascism."

-Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (otAqJ)

Nicely said, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:18 PM (Ckg4U)

188 154 I was trying to think of a metaphor for Socialism and Capitalism.

Socialism is Karl Marx. Property is Theft. Millions of dead.

Capitalism is Max Karl. Property for the masses. Millions of homeowners

Posted by: x at January 15, 2018 12:18 PM (nFwvY)

189 >>Jeez, that Rhodes-Power interview is excruciating.

Couldn't make it 5 paragraphs before my eyes glazed over.

Same here. When it got to the part where Power attributed such great meaning to the photo of her 4 year old daughter asleep in her lap (referred to as like an *Irish* statue?) it's become parody. This is the stuff Iowahawk was so good at writing - I'll read his stuff, not the deluded words of Obama's hideous former WH staffers...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2018 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

190
I don't think the universe actively ants to kill you. That would mean it has a mind

-

Yeah, I didn't mean it that way. I was writing it more in a joking manner regarding all the Smart People Who Love Science Sexually not thinking about the cold vacuum of space.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 15, 2018 12:18 PM (ks6bw)

191 There was a time, a short time, when Mary Landroo looked like a 7, which is a 10 in Politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 15, 2018 11:54 AM (AmDwF)

That was before her eating disorders kicked in and she blimped up.

With the cash they haul in those whores have no excuse for not looking good by hiring people to keep them that way. The trouble is they're all fucking mental disasters. Take Curb Dive; she's always been as tight as a dead heat (about money, you fucking perverts; not "down there" in the forbidden zone). When the voters in Arkansas finally tossed Slick out of the governor's mansion, she went insane over money while Clenis was out banging strange. So now she takes grooming tips from her hideous and ignorant daughter so she looks like a drunk dumpster fire.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (y7DUB)

192 151 "Yes. They believe in gods, but reject the God of the Bible. Whispering evil spirits offering worldly gifts and worldly power are their gods."
-Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:07 PM (g4lFK)

Yup.

If your newsletter is available, I'd like to subscribe.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:10 PM (Ckg4U)

I know I come off as a heathen on here, but I do have a solid strong personal relationship with our Lord. I pray he has a sense of humor.

I have a strong aversion and hatred towards all those lesser g...... To all demons and whispering spirits.

Thanks for your service to our Lord, Slap. You are good people.

Posted by: Monk at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (g4lFK)

193 Samantha Power got married in the RCC in Ireland, I believe. I don't know if a priest married or or she just used the spot. I have never heard anything come out of mouth that sounds like traditional, RC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (8+Ozj)

194
>>Power: Too soon. I wanted to milk the soft power dividend of this moment

It was horrible and demeaning,she cornered me in the lobby next to the ficus I felt so helpless#Metoo

Posted by: Soft Power Dividend at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

195 "rip dan gurney."

Shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (EyPfd)

196 nood

Posted by: IC at January 15, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)

197 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (pV/54)

Seen a piss ant eat a bale of hay?

Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (0+nbW)

198 "rip dan gurney."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2018 12:16 PM (KP5rU)

My Dad will know who he is, after looking him up.

You elderly people scare me. You make me think that I'm mortal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (Ckg4U)

199 Good news, everybody! Venezuela is not socialist! (And this comes from CNN so you know it's right.)

John K. Blake@JohnBlakeCNN
I'm not sure a lot of people would link what's happening to Venezuela to socialism; in fact everything I've read and talking to people from there attributes there collapse to other problems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

200 >>>What the heck is the "moral arc of the universe"?
<<<

That's the location where they're planning to build President Cock-Curious' library because they don't want it in Chicago.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (2Mnv1)

201 Love you, Brother.

Amen, Monk.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 15, 2018 12:21 PM (Ckg4U)

202 Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (2Mnv1)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2018 12:22 PM (8+Ozj)

203 Ugandan Moose Knuckles!
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2018 12:11 PM

Ugh. Not during lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2018 12:22 PM (rTqAd)

204 Dan Gurney used to be The Man in Formula whatever racing. I was more of a drag race kind of a guy but even I knew he was a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

205
we want to kill all of you puny hewmans
Posted by: giant killer ants

Don't be afraid of THEM!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2018 12:30 PM (IqV8l)

206 I wouldn't buy a washing machine that was made after the nineties. I would find a refurbished one.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2018 12:39 PM (7ZVPa)

207 Well, shit.

RIP Dan Gurney. Go Like Hell....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 15, 2018 12:43 PM (iiixZ)

208 OK. I took one for the team and read the Rhondes/Power interview.

1 - What comes across is these folks looking at Obama as some sort of god and that NONE of US, including them, were able to see Obama's greatness. He was just operating so many strands above us, that it will take years - or the "moral arc of the universe" for us to truly understand his greatness.

2 - It is/was better to remain in bad agreements than to withdraw. How can we possibly "cajole" China, terrorists, Iran, etc., if we don't allow them to run roughshod over us? In order for them to take us seriously, we have to take everything they say and or do seriously.

3 - It was an HBO special, (kinda like that whole two guys Mark somebody who got nailed for the sexual harassment) documentary.

4 - See #1.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 15, 2018 12:45 PM (bB4HN)

209 There is a reason Sen Gillibrand was known as "Tracy Flick" back in the New York State Legislature.

Even in her early days among attention-whoring, Machiavellian backstabbers she stood out as especially lacking in human qualities or restraint.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 15, 2018 12:50 PM (W/SyC)

210 23 This is Schadenbonerific. Samantha Power threw a
party on election night with a bunch of feminazi icons to experience
Hillz victory and, well, it didn't work out.

http://politi.co/2DeoHp5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel

That was a tasty read. I could make a gallon of schadenboner cocktails from all their whiny tears. I especially liked Power's whine about NATO, how she had been oh so carefully 'nudging' them to pay more of their fair share, and were kinda moving in that direction (in 8 years!), but without upsetting their delicate sensibilities (all paraphrasing by me) -- And then that loud mouthed jerk from Hell made them cough up the dough in less than a year! Oh the horror. And now they don't love us anymore.

Lots more in this boner throbbing vein.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2018 12:52 PM (0ogQG)

211 Sonobi is dead, long live Sonobi

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 15, 2018 12:53 PM (M+Lyo)

212 On a serious note, Dolores O'Riordan of the Cranberries dead at 46.

Damn, I love the acoustic version of Linger.

Tragic

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 15, 2018 12:55 PM (M+Lyo)

213 I am just deeply troubled that Gillibrand is "deeply troubled".
If I were a New York City A-Hole (lots of nice folks in Manhattan, but DeBlasio ain't one of them) I'd say that Gillibrand's distress gives me a chubby.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 15, 2018 12:59 PM (Sda6L)

214 199 Good news, everybody! Venezuela is not socialist! (And this comes from CNN so you know it's right.)

John K. Blake@JohnBlakeCNN
I'm not sure a lot of people would link what's happening to Venezuela to socialism; in fact everything I've read and talking to people from there attributes there collapse to other problems.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 15, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Let me guess: Bad luck?

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2018 01:09 PM (xjiRE)

215 Dan Gurney stuck it to the effete elite of F1. Kind of a low hurdle, but fun to watch anyway.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 15, 2018 01:13 PM (RuIsu)

216 Ah, I long for the days before DNA testing. (wink wink) Bet those kids look like the upstsirs butler.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 15, 2018 01:36 PM (NHSOx)

217 Ugandan camel toes.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 15, 2018 01:38 PM (NHSOx)

218 Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2018 11:42 AM (y7DUB)

What's amazing is that anything gets delivered where it's supposed to go. Cause I have the same problem here.

It's a damn trailer park. yet they don't read the f**king address on the mail box or on the trailer.

They just open the mail box and stuff whatever's in their hand into the box. Done and done to them.

That this is a national phenomenon tells you all you need to know why the Post Office loses money every damn year.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 15, 2018 01:54 PM (BOZML)

219 Is anybody else tired of seeing that stupid goddamn monkey every day? Just me?

Posted by: Dr Butts at January 15, 2018 04:31 PM (0y8lV)

220 87 -- Rickb-- Yeah, but not today. The place is probably packed with all the people who have today off. Wait until tomorrow when everyone's back at the office.

Question: Are there enough of us here in Omaha to organize a meet-and-greet? I read about everyone else getting together, and I feel both incredibly jealous and deprived. I'd love to be able to talk about having to censor every other word.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 15, 2018 05:30 PM (T3JzS)

221 Tyler was amazingly effective as president. Too bad he ruined his legacy by joining with the Confederacy.

Here is a great quote:

"My
imagination has led me to look into the distant future, and there to
contemplate the greatness of free America. I have beheld her walking on
the waves of the mighty deep, carrying along with her tidings of great
joy to distant nations. I have seen her overturning the strong places
of despotism, and restoring to man his long-lost rights."

--John Tyler, 1832

Posted by: Isophorone at January 15, 2018 06:08 PM (HbXav)

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